Pardon My Take - NFL Divisional Round, Fastest 2 Minutes, Hank Is A Loser + Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

NFL Divisional Round recap. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:07:39) then recap all 4 games from the weekend. Chiefs 27, Jaguars 20 (00:07:39-00:33:40) Eagles 38, Giants 7 (00:33:40- 00:54:37) Bengals 27, Bills 10 (00:54:37-01:14:36) Niners 19, Cowboys 12 (01:14:36-01:43:56) Hank is also the biggest loser ever and we finish with who's back of the week. Plus lottery ball madness at the end of the show. (01:43:56-02:02:25)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, NFL Divisional Round, we have our final four set for Championship Sunday. We're going to recap all four games, maybe not the most exciting games, but they meant a lot. We have a lot to get to. We have certain people in this room who are very upset and angry and might lash out, not naming names. It's going to be a great show though because we watched football weekend and we're going to talk about football, our favorite thing in the world to do and it's brought to you by our friends at Instacart. We have our own cart on Instacart now. We've curated

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Mahomes ankle and hope the chief's offense got drunk on Chad Henney. Even after the injury, Andy Creed had his receivers arms wide open as the Jaguars were begging the chiefs to stack. Billy Eilish football went down to Kansas City to try and find the bad guy, only to realize the bad guy is him. Who's the bad guy? Who? Who's the bad guy? Chris Indiana Jones had Trevor Lawrence running for his life, trying to escape his giant balls and the chiefs, even with their injured quarterback proved to be too much. Speaking of, we have him here on the line. Let's go to down to Patrick Mahomes post game with a head full of Vicodin. Yeah, your boy is Tomahawk Captain screwed. Man, I'm proud. I got my leg all lit up just coach and I had a high ankle

sprain or as my former teammate Kyle Long calls it an ankle sprain. I was like, put me in. I'm, I'm him. I'm here. I'm him. Put me in. I got that thing, marinating and catching up right now. We're good to go. That's the fact, Jack. I'll be ready next weekend. Come on, buddy. See you next week. Uh, the chiefs 27 Jaguars 20 over to Philadelphia where before the game, the showers don't work as the Giants hotel as Philadelphia was all out of hot water. Jalen didn't look like it hurts with sharp early forcing Giants fans to sing big blue daba dee daba die. The green team made me die. The green team made me die to add insult to injury. Nick Sirian and continued his relentless trolling by handing the ball off to ship it up to Boston Scott as he drop kicked the Giants yet

again. Hey Giants fans knock knock. Who's there? Philly Sad Trombone. Philly Sad Trombone who? Wah wah. Eagles 38 Giants 7. That was a good one, Max, right? You love it, Max. You love it. Tell me you love it. Love it. Up to Western New York where snow burrow felt comfortable from the opening whistle driving down the field in his hearse. Hayden that is for the Buffalo funeral. The Bengals also flashed their baby got running back with Joe Sir mix and lot who loves playing in buff and he cannot lie. Sean McKermit the frog will get a win somewhere over the rainbow. But that day isn't today and no one circles the disappointing playoff losses that make you question why you're a fan of what you ever did to deserve this. Like the Buffalo Bills. Bengals 27. Bills 10.

We finished in San Francisco where whack press got through pick after pick leaving Cowboys Nation in future better screaming at their TVs in disgust like when Alan Ray's eye popped out in that Villanova game back in the day. Greg Littlehouse on the prairie was singing and dancing on the sidelines with big cock birdie after leading the scoring drive to give the 49ers a lead. Dalton Andrew Schultz canceled along completion because he's a big dumb idiot and decided he didn't have to have both feet and balance after a catch. Speaking of big fat dumb idiots like Fat Carthy called one of the worst plays in NFL history and the game came to an end as the Cowboys fall in the 49ers 1912. That is NFL divisional round. It was incredible. It's brought to you by our friends at Chevy.

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The Chevy Silverado commanding an unstoppable like the teams that made it through this weekend. OK. Divisional round in the books. Final four is set. Bengals at Chiefs. Niners at Eagles. Maybe not the most exciting weekend of football but goddamn did the games mean something and you know I listen any weekend spent watching 12 hours of football is a good weekend in my opinion. It was football though. We did get football this weekend and we also got more football to look forward to next weekend and the matchups that we have coming in next weekend and the storylines are going to be awesome. They're going to be awesome. So this was this was a setup weekend. You ever watched like a show that you get really invested in and then they have one one episode

where it's just kind of like a dud where they set up all the action for next week. Was it the fly episode. That's what this one was. This was the fly episode of the NFL and next weekend we got Ozzy Mandeus and everybody's going to die. Yeah exactly. So it's you know I think we do have to be honest that it probably wasn't you know as as awesome as the football we saw in super wild card weekend but we do have some great championship games set up. We've got a lot to get through. We're going to do a chronological order so you're going to have to wait to hear Hank and his pitiful Cowboys in a Dak Prescott jersey. Everyone go watch on YouTube. If you don't we get those episodes up right away. Shout out memes Evan Shane and Max. But yeah I will say that

if you don't even watch the entire episode just go there and look at the thumbnail that they have for this weekend because I think it really captures the emotions of Hank. Hank did you there was a picture of you. It looked like you were in the crowd at the game. Did you see that with your arm around a girl and she was crying and it looked like you were crying. Did you see that picture. I didn't. All right. We'll get to that game. We'll put a pin in that. Let's start chronological order. The Chiefs 20. We might not have time. You're right. The Chiefs 27 Jaguars 20. The big story coming out of this is Patrick Holmes ankle. He gets a high ankle sprain and what was like the second drive third drive. It was really early on. Yeah. It was very early on. Chiefs were

able to hold off the Jaguars. We had a Chad Henney 98 yard drive which was fucking awesome to see him like anytime. We're back up quarterback guys. We like we know all the backup quarterbacks. We root for them. Chad Henney comes in a divisional round playoff game and backed up in his own end zone 98 yards which proved to be pretty important in a game that finished you know one score game. Yeah. No Chad Henney is in all time. This is a revenge game for him too because he was on the Jaguars for a long time. This was the Henney thing is possible game. We saw one a couple years ago. Remember when they were playing against the Browns. Yes. And Holmes got injured and they put Henney in the thing is they actually like Henney is a great backup quarterback because you can trust

him to do some fuck shit if you need it. Yes. So at the end of that game they had that fourth and one where they hit Tyreek Hill in the flat to get that first down and they put they put Henney's balls out on the line. And in this one they're like OK we're going to run we're going to run the same playbook that we ran with Patrick Mahomes. We're just going to plug and play Henney in there. He almost threw an interception but that's fine. Hey you know who else almost throws a lot of interceptions. Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. And Brock Purdy and Brock Purdy. No but but Patrick Mahomes like he takes chances. Patrick Mahomes might be a system quarterback in the sense that we're all just system human beings in life. Yes. Think about it. Yeah. But Henney came in he's he

fulfilled his role. He did everything they needed him to do and Trevor Lawrence lost for the first time in his life on Saturday. And it was so the game was weird because Patrick Mahomes obviously getting injured was like the big storyline because you saw it. He gets injured. He gets rolled up on his ankles fucked up. I think the next play they did a handoff and he could barely get back. He could barely get to the handoff. You're like oh this is going to be a very big problem show him on the sideline. The reports were that Andy Reed basically was like I'm not putting you back in until you get an x-ray. Yeah. Like you have to get an x-ray which credits Andy Reed because you're in a playoff game and you start quarterbacks demanding to get back in. He's like

you know kind of looking out for his long term like you're not going to play on a broken ankle goes gets the x-ray Chad Henry Chad Henry drives him 98 yards. He doesn't come back until the second half but it was like the game. I'm sitting we're sitting there watching the game and Doug Peterson. I don't know what it was but like the second half he was pretty conservative with offensive play calling and they didn't blitz Mahomes who really couldn't move much. Like they didn't really bring that much pressure after it was clear he couldn't move. Yeah. And it felt like the Jaguars they had like could have seized the moment and they just weren't able to do it. It shows the insane amount of respect that teams have for Patrick Mahomes because I

actually think Mahomes when he was playing he was doing this a lot. He was he would take like two steps on his left foot and then one on his right as he was hobbling around trying to like reduce how much he would he would be putting pressure on that leg. I think Patrick Mahomes with a leg one leg that doesn't work is still a top 15 quarterback in the NFL. Yeah. Like legitimately but with all that said his ability to run and it's not even running for yards which he does a lot more in the playoffs. So if you look at Patrick Mahomes in the regular season he averages about 20 yards a game in the playoffs. He's averaging 30 yards a game. If you remember that bills that incredible bills game last year he had like 65 yards like that. He was a difference maker

with his feet but it's it's more than he just keeps plays alive in the pocket so much and how he's able to float and get to different spots not having him be able to do that is a big big concern for the Chiefs. And I don't Tony Romo was saying you know we have we have thoughts on Tony Romo which I think a lot of people have started to agree with us but he played quarterback in the NFL. He had this injury and he was like it's not a guarantee that Patrick Mahomes is going to play next week because he's probably not he's not going to be able he's going to be in crutches this week. He's not going to be able to practice at all and then he's going to try to just get out there and play. He will because he's Patrick Mahomes and he's tough motherfucker but it's that

injury is not like oh it's okay he's got an ankle sprain like he's it's going to hurt them a lot. He definitely woke up today and was like oh shit I didn't realize it was going to be this bad. Yeah right. With a high ankle sprain when you when you have it adrenaline takes you for a while the swelling hasn't set in yet because you got your socks on your compression on your shoes all tighten them up. Your shoes tied really tight and then they tape the fuck out of it they put like three layers of tape on that thing and then you go home you take your shoes off you lay down you go to sleep you wake up in the morning you're like oh it looks like a giant frog is eating my leg right now Billy'd probably love it. Yeah that's that's what he's going through today and then

he's you're right he's not going to be able to play on it not going to put pressure on it this week he'll probably play this weekend. I would say he's going to play but he's going to be diminished. Yeah you're not going to get full Mahomes and I again I don't even think it's like running the football which he does do very well in the playoffs it's more just being as mobile as he is in the in the you know behind the line of scrimmage and keeping plays alive and how many times have we seen Mahomes like you know spin out of the pocket or float backwards and keep a play going and then hit someone deep downfield. I you know it's different now that they can game plan for it we'll get to the Bengals game how like what Stink said on Friday

was exactly what happened where if you know what your limitations are you can at least game plan for it. It was clear during the second half of that game it was like he can't he he basically can't move at all. Yeah but shout out to the Jaguars defense for keeping it relatively consistent with what they were doing all year long. I think they were the last place team the entire NFL guarding tight ends. Yeah and so Travis Kelsey goes out there catches 14 balls. So he's now yeah so Travis Kelsey we're getting the debate again who's the best tight end of all time. Baby Gronk. Yeah Kelsey or Gronk and then also just forgetting Tony Gonzalez existed but that's what it's probably Kelsey or Gronk now Kelsey though is now second all time in playoff

receptions. Jerry Rice number one at 151. Kelsey at 120 and our guy Jules at 118. Wow. All time. Future Hall of Famer, Julian Edelman. Future Hall of Famer, Julian Edelman but Kelsey is just it's he's just always open and it's he's just better than everyone. Yeah. Like the little things that he does and the the pockets of space and it is a testament to like how Mahomes they had one play. Mahomes missed him by like a yard. He was he basically sat down in the wrong place. It was so weird to see because you're like these guys are always they basically have their minds are one in the same where he knows exactly where he's going to be and Mahomes will hit him like the midi comes out of a route. Like it's crazy watching them play and how in sync they are. Yeah so this

is going to be in terms of the AFC Championship game since 2011. This is going to be I believe the sixth one played in Kansas City. No there's five straight. Five straight. Five straight. So it's been held in three places since 2011. It's been held in Kansas City. It's been held in Pittsburgh and it's been held in New England. So yeah so the Patriots went to eight straight AFC Championship games. I don't think those weren't eight straight home games in a row. The Chiefs are now in their fifth straight AFC Championship game at Arrowhead. We are obviously waiting to see if the Bills possibly want it would be in Atlanta but it's it's crazy. It's crazy to like and you know what though the conversation will it sucks because he got injured because it just changes

what the Chiefs are able to do but the Chiefs do have to win their set. Are we ready to be like Chiefs got to win their second one soon because you go to five straight AFC Championship games. So yeah and you also Mahomes his greatness is insane. I think everyone acknowledges it now that he's the best quarterback in the NFL. You got to win another one. I think I think if they go to another one or if if the Bengals beat them this weekend then we got a whole other problem which is just that Joe Burrow owns your franchise. Right. But yeah you kind of look at his contract and the crazy amount of money that you paid him and every Chiefs fan out there would be like we expect to win at least three Super Bowls right over the course of this contract and if you don't

I don't even I can't even it's it feels dumb to be like is Patrick Mahomes a disappointment because he's so so much better than than anything that we'd seen previous to Patrick Mahomes yeah in certain ways like as as as a quarterback in terms of the throws he can make in the way that he plays he's like a unicorn he's a one of a kind guy but you on the other hand you do expect more from a guy like that. Well it's it's also I if you asked me to put my life on the line we'll patch from Holmes win another Super Bowl I'd say yes but it's more like what the Chiefs as a team their dominance has been incredible the last five years and going to five straight AFC championship games and the NFL is kind of written in like you know there's decades of dominance by you know teams

like as you go through like the Cowboys are in the 90s and then the Patriots had it for the last 20 like they have to win another one to have this decade stretch you know like otherwise it's like oh they were they won one like a lot of guys have won one Aaron Rodgers Trent Tilfer yeah Joe Flacco Joe Flacco like speaking of Joe Flacco you can throw those guys out there I read a stat earlier if you were to put together the first five years of Joe Flacco's career side by side with the first five years of Patrick Mahomes career in terms of postseason I think they have the exact same number of postseason wins and Super Bowls is that true as each other yeah doesn't that feel weird I feel like that's we got a fact check is that true fact check it PFC speaking of fast checks also Denver

Denver was great the AFC title game twice okay yeah that's true good call good call are you there's no way Flacco won that many in his maybe I was mistaken Denver for Pittsburgh maybe Pittsburgh was 2011 okay okay when did Flacco come in the league he came in the league 2000 I want to say 2009 2008 all right so all right so 2009 he had three wins two five seven yeah yeah you might be right 11 yeah yeah Flacco was kind of a beast in his first five years yeah Flacco Flacco Mahomes it's just some about Joe Flacco they're the same picture yeah the meme yeah exactly yeah they're the exact same picture also shout out to the Kansas City potato girl did you see the potato girl owns her own the Jaguar's fan she was uh she was eating a hot baked potato just like raw

dogging a baked potato that's out of your pocket and a Jaguar's fan tried to sniper in the stands and take a picture and be like look at this freak eating a baked potato like that's not perfectly normal Midwestern behavior yeah and she got him on the reverse picture of him taking the picture of her shamed his ass I'm in favor of eating a baked potato at a football game especially if it's cold it's a hand warmer and it's a it's a delicious treat yeah yeah why wouldn't you eat it so yeah Billy I mean we we we have to talk to you about how the trip went and you you were in the stands with memes you made the video give us give it you know give us everything that's in your brain right now Kansas City and the actions and stuff that takes place around Arrowhead on game day

is a totally different world and I don't think you'll ever understand it unless you are in it or you watch the video coming out next week nice nice it is a it's your only two options yeah it's it's it's crazy really I don't know when you say the video coming out next week when do we think this video is gonna be out uh Thursday okay good because I was gonna say it would be bad if you put it out after the chiefs I mean this week this week this week this week okay uh but basically uh I don't mean mean this is a knock on Kansas City but almost everything is centered around Arrowhead Stadium like it is the I the only thing that's there is the Kansas City Chiefs barbecue jazz and nothing else shout out jazz yeah you know they're known for their jazz

in the city jazz yeah yeah it is they got a good bridge there too I remember oh and a good zoo low key a good airport sock cell airport but kind of nice because no lines yeah no it's like a buster and the Royals and the Royals yeah the Royals do exist George Brett's there yeah and the MLS and the MLS team so did you get to the bottom of it like can you tell us a little bit about this video you did a bunch of interviews right yep I interviewed a bunch of super fans met a lot of really awesome people who were involved in the tailgate scene shout out Vandy Reed and that gang uh around there throw an awesome tailgate uh met weird wolf uh fake Andy Reed okay and we got an exclusive interview with uh the man formerly known as red extreme who you

may remember yeah uh was the guy who knocked out X factor yeah his side of the story because didn't he words were said that he was sleeping with X factors girl and it gets to the bottom of it yes but we're we got some truth and some answers okay deal with them also all right so a couple other questions one is so you're still wearing your Kansas City Chiefs stuff Billy did say I was taking the elevator up with him he's like I think I'm gonna go full heal and just be a Chiefs fan for the rest of the playoffs I was like I don't think that's really yeah what's he'll it's just so we like Chiefs yeah like I don't I like Chiefs fans Pat from Holmes is incredible that's fucking lame it's so fun rooting for an actually good team yeah yeah I mean like the

state by the way Arrowhead is the craziest game day environment I've ever been in especially the crowd in the stadium when Patrick Mahomes came back on the field it was like the second coming of Christ were people were people worried yeah in the stands because you couldn't be in a game you don't really get updates on the injuries we saw him limping but we didn't know how bad it was then he went out and just like everyone was worried about Patrick Mahomes it was like they worship Patrick Mahomes we're walking into the stadium and there was rock like it sounded like Christian rock music but the hook was them singing about Patrick Mahomes and they were blasting this like you know like like you hear the like those Christian rock musics like Jesus our savior this

was like Patrick Mahomes like the it was the craziest like I don't want to say it was cultish but like their obsession and love for the team was something that was just so amazing it was it was really awesome did you get a chance to meet Jackson Mahomes so Jackson might not Jackson's been playing at low-key you know for various reasons I was thinking they just they harvest his leg and they give it to Patrick yeah same DNA exactly you could chop off a match to transplant yeah yeah he's a dancer he's got he's got quick twitch muscles uh breaking moves breaking moves I just got a text message Hank doesn't like when we name drop so I won't say who sent me this text message they may or may not have been playing in a game this week and he's texted saying

next time I'm on the pot I'm going for Hank's throat oh wow and that could be anybody it could it could have been anyone but it also could have been someone who just got back to the locker room and got their phone oh wow so we don't know Brett Marr could have been anyone it's a long time yeah could have been anyone Hank who do you think it was Trent Williams yeah probably probably probably pissed him off with boys pretty good yeah yeah so you worried no okay so back to the chief so Billy you loved it in Kansas City I take the move back also I really don't recommend ever putting on any sort of mask in a bank parking lot no matter even if you go in the building that's a good especially in a big concealed carry state yep that's a great tease for the video

yeah that is a great that's a great tease for the video so overall great great time it was awesome I did injure Patrick Mahomes people were saying that it's Billy's fault yes I mean sure but you know okay so everyone really direct their hate to Billy on that one yeah but it was the birth of a uh willy wolf willy wolf okay the new Kansas City superfan willy wolf so um but we're the good news is for chiefs a holic if the chiefs win the Super Bowl he's gonna have enough money for bail mm-hmm because he cashes what a two hundred thousand dollar bet yeah he's a future yeah they're doing this for the for chiefs a holic another was that a rallying cry where people like free chiefs of hall yeah well everybody loved so I mean I was carrying around a bag that looked like a robbed

bank and everyone's loving it man it would have been a real shame if you got in shot I mean being a superfan being a superfan is I can see how it gets so addicting I mean they make though they make the NFL go around yeah I hear the they're the lifeblood of the league walking around the tailgate dressed as a superfan people were going nuts and it was a different kind of it can easily go to your head the NFL really should lean into it too like it went when like the Browns signed to Sean Watson they should just have the press conference be a superfan and just be like well listen that drunk guy yeah he's yeah listen to talk about anything else this guy can throw the fucking pig skin all right this is just how it works Billy if it is did you get the sense that there was like a pecking

order like a hierarchy of superfans in Kansas City oh there was not only a hierarchy there was different factions there were separations it was even more interesting than I thought going into it who's at the top who's the goat superfan in Kansas City well there's a power vacuum oh no there's a power that's very dangerous yeah the the lots it's like when El Chapo got arrested now they started shooting each other up I mean it's like Iraq after Saddam gets cast like there's all these different guys trying to get power like there's there was literally new superfans popping up that no one even heard of who were trying to vie to be the next guy like the lot was a very interesting anthral project anthral you got it okay we know what you're saying yeah

we got it yeah no that's like when you read when someone does the test where you can read the words and the letters are all mumbled but you can actually still read it we got that anthral apology yep yeah yeah yeah but it was sick it was awesome anthral apology yeah I'm glad that you went Billy I am and I'm looking forward to the vice style video content yeah yeah now this is where the hard because we got all the footage but now I'm I'm really gonna try to cut this up to like wait you are not memes well memes is busy Evan and I are really gonna you remember Billy learned how to edit yeah that's right I need my hand held a little but I'm trying I really want it to be really cool listen I'm not I'm I'm rooting for the video come out great but it would also be very

funny if like this it was just a silent video like no sound ever you forgot to like plug in something at one point we're at the tail game we had all the releases and at one point it was like do you have the releases oh no if we don't have the releases we can't release any of this footage but no you don't need releases no I mean there were no one cares yeah yeah you won't get sued probably um we ended up driving an hour north after the game to locate a lot a superfan who no longer goes to the games it was we we we got the connects down on the ground okay we branched love it and and Billy I do somewhat owe you an apology for the centuries debate that we had last week so I I still think for the most part I was right but there's a way that you could be

right also about it so you're back reinvited to my birthday party oh there we go love it all right so last things on this game Jaguars next up it did feel like it was an unbelievable season Doug Peterson was you know is going to be in the running for coach of the year Trevor Lawrence is definitely the real deal and they just fell short because they were not like even with Patrick Holmes injured I think if Patrick Holmes doesn't get injured I think that's like a blowout the way yeah felt like it was going in the first you know half of a quarter the Jags could have won the game Agnew that fumble that he had down in the red zone that was that really ended the game for the Jaguars but they were going in they could have there's a world where the Jaguars win that game and they

beat the Chiefs it was like the perfect storm of everything that they needed to happen in that game and it almost happened but yeah it does feel like the season before the season for the Jaguars yeah right we're like Trevor Lawrence is waiting in in the tunnels for everybody after the game was over daping everybody up the league is in good hands with the young with all the young head coaches that we have out there like Doug Peterson yes you can build on this um also Harrison Bucker nailed like two I think 50 plus yard field goals yeah which is good for the Chiefs because the Chiefs we've said it all along like their special teams has been a little bit scary uh all season long I think they gave up a long run back to in this game and then the last thing I had was did you know

that Frank Clark is fourth all time in sacks in the postseason that's kind of crazy I know I did not know that big time player makes big time play so it's uh Willie McGinnis has 16 yeah Bruce Smith has 14 and a half Terrell Suggs has 12 and a half Frank Clark has 12 so if he goes to Super Bowl this year he could be number one all time that's crazy goes double double this is such a good defense for him to play into where he's got they're protecting leads all the time yeah we were watching the game with our friend Kyle Long which was awesome because he'll just like he played on the Chiefs last year but he'll also just throw in a couple random things that make you feel really stupid about uh football and he's like Frank Clark is the best defensive end that he's ever seen uh

in terms of guessing the snap count yeah he was like that he always is is is trying to get that extra edge and he gets it like a lot of times I don't know who the right tackle is for the Jaguars but shout out that guy because he's offside or he's a he false starts on every single play yeah and this goes back to the Chargers game he's like two steps into the back field they don't call it because he does it every time yeah so he's like consistent so the ref's always thinking like this guy really knows his own snap count he's got an incredible first step yeah but he just cheats on every play and gets away with it so how how injured do we think Patrick Holmes is going to look on Sunday four four out of ten out of six I was going to say he's going to be a six and a

half out of eight that's about the same yeah about four out of six six and you think he's going to be more injured than I do a little bit more just a tight a touch bit more okay I think I don't I don't see him wearing a walking boot during the week this week he was wearing one leaving the uh locker room oh he was he was he was that changes it yeah all right then I'm going with five point five point one five out of seven they always say ankle sprain is worse than a than a break it is yeah yeah a high ankle sprain too just sucks I think that the the term ankle sprain does that injury actually like quite a disservice yeah because it looks like it hurts like shit it's like stretched ligaments would would would be more like your all your ligaments

got jacked up our torn even some probably got torn but you think ankle sprain and you're like oh my math teacher sprained her ankle yeah and she just kept going to work like it's it doesn't sound as bad yeah like I sprayed my ankle walking off a curb funny yeah there are a few things like I would say the uh the bends if you say somebody has the bends that doesn't sound as bad as it actually is where you could die from it but the bend sounds like it's a cramp yes but a high ankle sprain it's uh it's gonna be tough for him to be explosive on yes and it's um yeah maybe he I mean he's a gamer so he'll he'll obviously I would put anything on the fact that he's going to play it's just how limited he will be I I still think like if I watching that play

and Arden Keith fall on his ankle that way like if I were in the NFL I would just be like shoot me like a horse get the get the curtain out the shower curtain out just you know have everyone no one needs to see me get shot like a horse it's the tarp yeah shoot me like a horse right on the field I don't want to deal with this pain yes the tarp and he's just straight up got up and ran to the sidelines and then he got mad at his own body he was like pissed at his ankle for failing him and then he was pissed off at Andy Reid for not putting him back in the game even though he was injured even though he's clearly injured yeah shout out Andy Reid uh turf toe is another one that hurts like shit but it sounds like a little baby injury oh turf toe is the the weakest injury you

could possibly get it's basically a stubbed toe yeah not even except deon had to cut his foot off basically yes that's true turf toe is could could do that yeah uh all right before we get to the saturday night game pft you have a quick ad for one of our sponsors yeah one of our favorite sponsors corps light I had a couple corps lights on friday let me tell you what the mountains were blue when you're juggling work family and life in general things can feel chaotic that's why corps light helps you find moments to unwind all year long so whenever you need to hit reset reach for an ice cold corps light it's made to chill billy I bet there were tons of corps lights flowing in Kansas City that's a course like town it is big time uh corps light

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philadelphia eagles 38 new york giants seven this game was over at 7 a.m in city center philadelphia when some enterprising birds fan blew up the water main and the giants couldn't get any water in their hotel so shout out philadelphia great sports town it also was doubly over when the giants won the coin flip and elected to kick off and the eagles went right down the field and it was as easy as easy gets and holy shit did they demolish the giants yeah it's tough like if you're a giants fan you're probably pumped that you you want to play off game this year brian dabel looks like he's an awesome coach daniel jones had glimpses where he looked like he was without a doubt the future and then this game happened and now you're going into the offseason like a little bummed out

and as as pumped as you are for brian dabel and you're like this guy's got balls he had one of the saddest punts of the year in the fourth quarter so it was 28 seven the eagles were absolutely pacing the giants and it was fourth and sixth at the new york giants 42 so midfield ish there's a short six too it was like pretty much five and a half now it was actually the double whammy because it was second down uh second and one daniel jones did the dumbest thing ever and he just ran out of bounds uh when he couldn't find anyone to throw to and took a five-yard loss inexcusable then you get to fourth and sixth 13 21 left in the game you're down 21 points on your own 42 and brian dabel elected to punt and they didn't get the ball back for uh until

there was five minutes left in the game the eagles just ran the ball down their throats ran their ball down their throats and they got the ball back with with five minutes left in the game it was for all the goodwill like i think brian dabel's an incredible coach i think he's got a long future with the new york giants but then you have one of those things it's like the you know like a guy you meet and it's like oh this guy i'm hitting off like you know it's fun like a new friend and then there's one thing you're like wait is he kind of a psycho that was my one thing where i was like wait is he kind of like a pussy or what's going on is he a coward like what is what is happening here because everything he's done this year has been the right he's pulled the right strings

for the entirety of the season and then he did that one thing and you're like whoa this is kind of fucked up yeah it was bad it was it was very bad at the end but he i mean there's been so much good that you have coming out of brian dabel and and the offense just looked entirely different from what it's been in the past with joe judge and uh you have a lot to look forward to if you're a giants fan now with daniel jones he seems to have played himself into a situation where he's the most valuable to the giants i think and the giants can get the most for their money out of daniel jones so they're in a weird situation where he's not going to command like top top tier money but he might command i don't know 30 million dollars a year yeah and do you want to pay daniel

jones 30 million dollars a year are you sure this is a guy that you want to commit to long term because this game ironically this game uh the fact that he got there made you want to pay him that money and then the way that he played definitely makes you think like i don't i don't know it's been a time guy yeah because it was and listen i'm a terrible gambler i'm um i'm wrong with a lot of my opinions but every now and then i am right we talked and i'm saying this not his hindsight i'm saying this because we talked about this exact thing on friday the new york giants had a fantastic year the new york giants also their last three wins heading into the playoffs were the texans the commanders who got screwed by the refs and the cults they they stumbled into the

playoffs and then they beat the team that everyone agreed was the most fraudulent 13 and 3 team 14 and 3 team whatever the vikings ended up with we all agreed the vikings were frauds they diced them up because the vikings defense was absolutely abysmal and he did play spectacular like daniel jones was spectacular last weekend and then people went into this weekend being like watch out for the giants like i i in and credit to eagles they flexed exactly how they should have as the one seed as the best team in the nfc all year and they absolutely demolished if you're a giants fan in a sick sick perverted way you're probably rooting a little bit for the eagles to go out and dominate the 49ers because then you can be like all right we're not that bad the eagles are just that we're

not that far away we're pretty close like look at look what they did to the niners right on that same level but it was it was it was one of those games that i think we all again it was you know the giants fans i do not begrudge them whatsoever when you win the super bowl as a nine and seven team and a ten and six team and you have those incredible miraculous runs anytime you win a playoff game you probably tell yourself like oh this is happening again like we're gonna do it again and it was it was like every single every single position felt like the eagles were better yeah every single position there wasn't one thing that the giants did all night where i was like oh they got an edge here it was just whatever the eagles wanted whenever they wanted it they abused them

i'm trying to think of of everything that we saw in that game and if there's anybody on the eagles that you would take over their counter position on the giants and i don't know that there is i mean you could maybe make the argument for seguan over boston scott yeah boston scott the f***ing he's the giant killer and it's a troll they're trolling siriani knows exactly yeah yeah no the the eagles are trolling the giants at this point what is it it's like he's played 50 games and scored i think it's like something like uh like eight touchdowns and then he's played nine games because the giants and scored like 11 touchdowns yeah it's something ridiculous he scored more touchdowns against the giants than he has any other against not the giants and siri siriani definitely knows

exactly what he's doing on that he has 18 career touchdowns 11 11 of them yeah they are trolling they basically whenever they play the giants they're like we got if we get down i bet you they even tell mile sanders you're like listen you're you're our number one back but when we play the giants we have to keep trolling like you understand that this is hilarious right miles this is becoming a very funny joke miles is like listen i i know that i have escalators in my contract where i make 200 000 dollars per touchdown the playoffs but this is just too funny for the loss this is just too funny put this put this guy in so max i imagine that you're probably very very excited very confident you did the thing in on the first touchdown where you got up no no it wasn't even

the first touchdown it was the deep bolted upon smith yeah that's all i needed it was a sick pass and a sick catch max did the thing where he stands up and he gets he gets mad at everybody around him because he's so pumped up about the eagles and you just see everybody like like they're the enemy yeah no that's fact marty said some dumb shit to me when i walked in the room when i was getting in the zone and i basically knew that he was going to be my guy that i i had to go after when i needed some excitement because there needs to be an enemy in my sight at all times are you a little upset that the giants didn't make it more of a close contest like you were kind of on cruise control for most of the game yeah no i like that i i probably was taking naps yeah like he was during

commercials he was closing his eyes being like i just got to rest up keep my energy i mean it was the the quarters in there was tough yeah there it was tight we were tight squeeze it's it gets hot in that hoboken room i was sweating my sweatshirt was probably a little too small it was it was all right it was difficult in there jason kelsey had such a sick block like a one of those one-handed one-handed like choke slams i shut up memes that guy is he's gonna retire and he's going to be retiring at the top of his game yeah he memes tweeted travis kelsey by accident everyone's like you guys don't know ball so that sucked but uh here's here's max right your fucking face we're going early and often right in your fucking it was early and off

it was early and often i didn't say anything wrong two minutes into the game the eagles ran for 45 times for 268 yards and the best thing that happened in this game was jail and hurts looks awesome looked fine he looked fine i still think he's probably i would say he's 95 percent because there were still a couple runs that peak jail and hurts would probably run over the linebacker not slide but that's okay i also noticed that those came earlier like in the first couple drives he was taking the slides and then as he started to feel a little bit more comfortable he did start to take a couple of those hits yeah i think the coaching point before the game was like hey jail and please take care of your body as the giants were probably going to beat him anyways and so in

the first quarter he remembered that and then as the game went on he was just like fuck it yeah i'm playing football now right and lane johnson also looked okay yeah i mean he did it he did what lane johnson does and hurts had all all day to throw the entire night so what's if you were to say what your biggest area of concern is with the eagles what would that be um i guess run d just because that's the only thing like all year that we've shown any sort of weakness yeah because it's a good thing that the 49ers aren't great at running the football yeah i know i know i will get to that later we'll get to that but i mean the niners niners can win win the game ugly if there was one the one team left right now with my homes

the situation and the bangles o line like the niners are probably the last team that i would like to see left on both sides right right so what you're saying is this weekend is for the super bowl oh well i'm not gonna say that that's what you just said right now i'm saying this you said this is the real super but i don't know what the bangles o lines gonna look like or how my homes is gonna look um super bowl so i'm not saying that i know you're trying to put words in my mouth i mean you basically say Hank factor fiction it sounded like max was saying that this is the super he was just talking well he's just talking pre gaming the super bowl yeah well no he just said the niners are scary but he's talking about the bangles we're not scared the eagles are what is the bangles and

cheats have to do with the 49ers max i'm i was just saying i was just talking about let him do this to you lane johnson lane johnson i was just saying that they're respectable foe uh lane johnson pass blocked on 26 snaps on saturday night zero sac zero pressure zero qb hit 0.0 pressure rate and that's up against cave on thibodaux so that looks pretty fine to me pretty good so yeah the eagles look healthy that's the one thing i would say too is like the niners defense is very scary but the eagles offensive line is is one of the best units left in like if you if you did a ranking maybe we'll do that wednesday or friday like a ranking of all the units left the eagles offensive line is up there i'd say yeah they're they're a top top they're top two unit yeah right like it's

it's they're fucking really really good and like we'll have to do a unit off as opposed to a guy yeah a room off yeah like who's wide receiver room who's i mean there's a lot of there's some fucking good there's some good rooms there's a shitload of good rooms out there i think i think i'd go bangles niners eagles are both kind of the same rooms in terms of wide receivers bangles wide receiver room is really good no i said bangles one yeah and then it's niners eagles i don't know those are some good rooms really good rooms those are really good rooms who has the best running back room in the nfl i mean right now if you probably if you went the niners because you get debo yeah you get debo in there and christian mccaffrey and michael and you check too yeah all

right we'll do a room off later on this week but yeah i i mean this was it was a fun game to watch because it was just a nice little appetizer yeah nice little appetizer just not even a sweat it was boring it was it was relaxing it was boring yeah it was actually boring how how dominant the eagles were i was ready to i was ready to fucking get in every single one of their faces all night and i just didn't have to yeah nick siria all up nick siriani is such a good coach but also at the same time he just he irritates me to know i mean he's the cornyest guy alive he's so corny he's the cornyest guy live thank god he's a good coach if he was a bad coach we would be having a feel like you can't you can't really like if it works you know he showed them uh

eight mile he played eight mile for them you know on friday night he was with the chains in the locker room after he does so much corny shit it's basically uh fred hoiberg when he was when he was circling the drain with the bulls he was like he showed them like anchor man clips being like look you guys gotta have fun and it was like he's a bad coach and he's corny this sucks if you're a good coach in your corny you can you can get away with it yeah oh yeah the results are there yeah he's got such good players and he is a very good coach a very good but just never yeah but i i just know yeah like i don't want to i don't want to gas him up too much because the second that there's a crack in the armor i'm gonna have way too much fun it's being like hey you're basically like uh

Nathaniel Hackett if he did stand-up comedy yeah right like Nick Sariani this is not a threat it could be seen as a threat don't ever lose eight to ten games in a regular season because we're coming yeah we're coming i'm gonna love it yeah we're gonna go i'm waiting i'm a very good coach so he gets a pass i love it great great coach great coach he's like he's probably one of the top three or four coaches i've left in the nfl right now last year what he did i mean the growth of Jalen Hurts and like how he's built this entire offense around a guy who you know a lot of people questioned you know is he like a actual starter in the nfl now he's an mvp candidate and like everything they do it's it's it's crazy their eagles are stacked they're loaded brock purdy's

got to come in the link they don't know the link they don't know the link they don't know the links the links gonna be ready they can they can ask the vikings in 2017 about what the conference championship looks like yeah they don't know the link i fucking love it also the chains broke oh yeah that was crazy and we had our ref called the the weekend yeah you got that shake yeah so we can officially i was gonna do it on wednesdays but i can do it right now yeah congratulations to walt colman the fourth the line judge it was a really good play a really good call wait is that walt colman's son yeah like the referee walk yeah walt colman's there's so many sun too there's so many and great grandson there's so many sons that end up in refereeing it's like a family trade

yeah so there was a third down and four in the second quarter it looked like the receiver caught it passed the line to gain uh we all thought it was a bad spot and then they replay it and the line judge was all over the correct spot because he bobbled it yeah it was two yards back didn't even hesitate no hesitation shout out walt colman the fourth you get our the inaugural part of my take officiating call of the week presented by ryan riscilla all right love it love it that's great stripes lives matter yes so i'll do that every week yeah that's it was a great spot i saw your treat right away i was like jake was on top the uh the chain gang when the chain broke that was that was such an unexpectedly long delay in the game to repair a chain yeah because you would think

that they probably just got another chain right behind them that they just swap right in no no no they had to like import the chain the chain which kept under lock and key yeah i guess in the locker room and a lot of people were saying why don't we just go full-time electronics use the chip in the football i'm gonna say i'm pro chain yeah i like the chain it's fun to move the chains the chains fun you get the measurements where they come out on the field and you get to see the referee yep look at the chain look at the ball it's just it's an old school way to do it it's simple yeah it harkin not everything has to be done with a computer i agree sometimes just a chain and two sticks works it's fun it's fun move the chains but you can't be like move the electronic move the sensor

yeah range no you move the change you gotta move the change yeah you gotta keep moving the chains all right anything else on this game hank what do you think about the eagles they're a good team super bowl favorites they don't win the super bowl it's a huge left okay that's i mean this is yeah all right that's the takeaway from the weekend now okay no it's definitely the class of the beast they're literally not super bowl favorites yeah they they actually are not i think they're third right yeah i think it's wait did you ask me what i thought about the eagles no no you said but you said they're favorites and they're not and they're not they're my super bowl favorites yeah what do we got which is what you asked the chief's tied at plus 250 okay plus 275

Niners plus 300 so they're not super bowl favorites they are the one seed though yeah still ah you're so close to getting the one seed again you were just two games away two games go differently you get the one seed two games it's sad hank hank say something nice about the city of philadelphia challenge did your mic cut out uh support support call the bar still stands jake that's so no you can't give it to him you can't do it jake say something else anything nice just one nice thing nothing they almost won the mls championship they did and they almost won the world series the no hitter that they had in the world series technically it wasn't a perfect no hitter because there's multiple pitchers it was funny when we were watching the stream and we had you know

i don't know seven giants fans seven eagles fans and because the game got so bad it just became shit talking about baseball and at one point uh they were the eagles fans were making fun of erin judge and they're like price harper's a loser and then i think smitty said how many world series has erin judge played in and i was like what guys we gotta we gotta get back to the football here because this is not a this is not a good argument hank you know one's winning this one you know what you should be rooting for is just for philadelphia to to lose as many uh sports championships as possible like they lost mls they lost hank or max coverers they lost baseball what if they lost football and they lost nba all in the same year i will say this uh as as much as i do disdain the

eagles and sixers and philip fans of those franchises i am a company man and if the eagles win that's that's good for everyone so me too and it's good for big cat yeah and i like one kid so yeah i mean i i if i had to root for a team i guess it would be the eagles wow okay but i'm not gonna root for anyone okay so you're gonna stick back as you say that in your dak presscott jersey acid wash jean shorts it's been a tough day i've been mourning yeah the troll blew up in your face in spectacular fashion your bridge crumbled down oh my god you're under you're right now you're buried underneath the pile of stones and suspension cables ever because you had it too where you're like i just wanted to believe in something i know before saturday night started you're like giants

like the eagles have looked kind of sketchy the last few weeks like giants look good you you were talking yourself into the giants and then when the eagles demolish the giants you're like all right cowboys cowboys will fix this and just every every lily pad you jump to just fell into the bottom of the ocean yeah pretty much yeah so you're jumping to philly now no you said that no you said that you had to pick one team but i said then i said i'm but i'm not but if you had your lily pad yeah don't i don't want no it sounds like it sounds like hanks on your lily pad i will not be begging it this guy to join on on this bandwagon hank are you gonna do it no like i said it's good it's good for big guy it's good for business your next move is i think

i'm gonna start handicapping the kickoff okay yeah that's that's what i'm gonna dive in yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna start looking at that i mean that was a great call last year i know yeah so i gotta follow it up okay i'm gonna spend i'm gonna really walk in this week okay all right all right let's go to sunday bangles 27 bills 10 the bangles showed up in buffalo snow game and absolutely took it to the bills like this this score was closer than the eagles giants game but it wasn't much different in terms of the domination like the bangles dominated the bills from the get go like they went down the field easy we're up 14 nothing it was it was insanely impressive like the bangles not not only with their offensive line they dominated the line of scrimmage with a banged up offensive line

they ran the ball down their throats they ran for 172 yards joe burrow burrow got sacked one time they had eight different guys catch passes they had two penalties all game they played like a perfect game they completely dominated the bills and joe burrow remains the coolest motherfucker alive and he had the uh send the refunds uh quote after the game when they asked him about you know all the people who bought tickets and got hotels for the alana a fc championship game between the bills and and chiefs he's like yeah better get those refunds yeah so the bangles just dominated i mean since natty has a very very valuable tool in their in their toolbox which is they've got the chip on the shoulder yeah nobody believes they're so they're so mad at the nfl they're so mad at everybody

it really is like them against the world at this point uh in their mind nobody has respected them enough no one's respected joe burrow enough i mean the line was their coach enough we no one's respected their their line which like to their credit their offensive line was awesome today awesome they played really in the running game they were just shoving people backwards it was it was actually a very very good game plan that they had and nobody's respected their defense enough which is incredible they might have the we should we should do a part of i take coordinator of the year award yeah because lu is an ana rumo yeah good fancy fuckboy's name lu amaruno lu he is uh sweet lu is probably in our top he's on our shortlist our finalist for for coordinator

of the year he yeah i mean their defense was exceptional today um basically had the bills flustered all day long and zack taylor deserves a ton of credit because like it wasn't even just how they're like it was that they ran the ball but the the runs that they designed and the quick passes stink alluded to it on friday he basically told us the game plan like how you can basically get it so that there's only eight to ten times that the offensive line truly has to pass block a five step drop and they did it like they everything worked for them they had the perfect game plan uh and what i was saying like we said on friday but the fact they were six point underdogs it i woke up this morning i was still baffled i i stayed away from the game because i have that bangles future

but i was like i think the bangles are just as good as the bills why is this game six point line like it makes no sense and so i went into it expecting like because it never it never feels that easy i was like oh the bills will probably kill him because there's never free money just being handed out like that and it was the exact opposite the bangles just completely demolish them and now with patchroom homes hurt and on top of that not even patchroom homes like the bangles own the chiefs three three and oh is ownership yeah and they got to be feeling pretty fucking good it's tough to be not scared of arrowhead tough to be to team four times in a row and you know crazy cat they're they're they are the so good they're awesome joe burrow has won five playoff

games with the bangles which equals the entire history of the bangles prior to joe burrow joining the team that's not it's crazy and i was thinking back to 2019 there was a game i remember it well it was the washington r words at the time against the miami dolphins our words were oh and five dolphins were oh and five two i believe and dolphin scored touchdown no time left on the clock they decided to go for two to win the game they don't get the two the r words win if the r words lost that game they would have had the number one pick and then i would have joe burrow for the rest of my life damn and i would be happy and my entire life would be so much better in all facets god damn so it's a sliding doors mode congratulations Cincinnati um you won the

joe burrow sweepstakes and he's that good he's that good where i fully expect like uh you don't need home field advantage no i know that you're upset about it because of what happened with bill's game but this is actually better for you guys that you went into buffalo and the word of the day is roughshod i just always hear steve desnes say it you ran roughshod on the buffalo bills it was a roughshodding it was a demolition like there wasn't anything fluky about it there wasn't any weird things that happened in the game i think even you know when it was 14 7 we're like oh here come the bills and it just never happened like the the the only thing that actually the bangles like it could have been worse because jamar chase joe burrow threw a perfect ball to jamar

chase in the back of the end zone and he bobbled it right at the end and they had to kick a field goal instead you know instead of being 17 7 it was sorry said being 21 7 it was 17 7 but yeah there was nothing like it was just absolute demolish of the bills there was another crazy stat that came out of this game every team that kirk cousins beat in the regular season is now out of the playoffs oof with the bill is losing another elf or hank so kirk cousins another this guy the angel of death you know he's like the reverse of like the matrix meme when he's dodging bullets it's just hankin just shot up with else like jim in the end of the town um gem uh speaking of the vikings you guys do trash on the vikings a lot and the chargers we don't say that word c words bills vikings

yeah what's the difference oh okay so here here we go hank is now trying to put us on the spot because um oh yeah no he's trying to put us yeah he's putting out the josh allen spot yeah he's putting us on the josh allen spot so let's have the josh allen conversation no i know you i know what you're doing it's fine we were gonna we're gonna get to it we were we were trying to give the bangles their love because they were incredible and they deserve all that love but let's talk about josh allen let's talk about the bills so you want to meet to compare the bills to the c words the bills occasionally win playoff games the bills have been words don't make it to the playoffs and when they do they collapse in historic fashion and josh allen is better than kirk cousins

but i'm talking about fray i didn't bring up josh all right it's just sadness no it's it's it's abject like failure for the bills they you know the vikings and the bills are i think the only two teams to we know the vikings didn't lose four in a row but they lost four super balls and whatever it was the 70s um no the bills so this is this is bad this is bad for the bills uh everyone knows that we are best friends of josh allen so when people are like oh you know you're biased yes we are biased i would say that it's fair if like he didn't play well today he played bad today and now you have three years in a row where it felt like the bills were a step away it started with the a fc championship game against the chiefs three years ago then they lose the chiefs in that

incredible game last year and then lose this one and it's like when people start saying like josh allen can't win the big game it's you can't really say anything against it until he wins the big game i thought it was unfair when they did it after the chiefs game because that was not on him no that one was not on him incredible this one he didn't play great unfortunately for josh this one was he could have played a lot better at it right or we can do the thing where we would just be like he was hurt he did have a torn ucl his ucl his arm his forearm it's basically in pot he was a warrior for even going out there like most people would have said they would have done what big cat said earlier and bring the tarp out so it and really like you know when people try to say like oh you

guys are but yes we are biased we're very biased on a lot of the things we say uh and i will defend josh allen and i will say that he's still in the upper echelon of quarterbacks but i also will say anyone who wants to shit on him right now it's fair game like they didn't perform they they were super bowl favorites to start the year they were and they had all the pieces it was ready to go they had a home playoff game against the bangles that there are six point favorites if you want to shit on them that is absolute fair game because they deserve it right now like that was a very pitiful performance by the bills they were a super bowler bust so now you got to deal with the bust but i still love josh out i'll still defend him because i'm from best friend we're best friends

with him yeah but to answer the question hank i think the bills are in a better position than the c words or the vikings but as a franchise yes it's sad like this is that i feel for the city of buffalo watching that game because it's one thing to lose i don't know like i i honestly i know that the 13 seconds thing with the chiefs is like the ultimate tragedy but in a weird way like that loss you can you can be like all right well we were right there we were right there like next year we're right there this loss you weren't right there you got your fucking doors blown off at home so that that feels like it hurts even more because it's just like you guys were supposed to be the team and you just weren't oh i was gonna say a couple things on on the coaching side it seems like

maybe they do miss brian dable a little bit yes seems like he was a pretty big part of that offense and i've been critical of ken dorsi i don't understand a lot of the things he does and on the defensive side i'm thinking about using the s word when it comes to that defense because they got pushed around big time yeah you gotta be you guys if you're gonna play defense and buffalo in in cold weather games you gotta be able to stop the you gotta be like hard nose tough guys and melano was just basically like i don't know he's like the kiko lanzo reimagined there but he's not he didn't play like he was a tough guy and they and their defensive line they've invested a lot of draft picks in yeah like you should you should be at a spot where you can rely on them i like at

oliver but is he worth where is he paid for yeah where is he we're gonna say billy and it was against backups yeah yeah the bangles line this was a pride check it was for the defense a lot so was that a fair answer do you think do you think people will say that that's not a fair answer like i know i think that's a fair answer it comes down to like i will always love josh alan i will never shit on him because we have a relationship with him but if anyone else wants to shit on him i'm not gonna stop you i'm not gonna like go out of my way and argue with people and be like no you're wrong the bills have been failures in the last three years they were supposed to be the team this year and they weren't i will say too as uh as someone who has been a fan of a team that was

super bowl favorites and then they lose especially in the divisional round i think mentally if you're a fan of the bills like you didn't think there was ever a chance you were losing until the asc championship right like this is tomorrow is going to be worse this is worse than a asc championship loss in my mind because it you just weren't expecting it and you were just like all right we're gonna make a deep postseason run and it's just over and when you get to the final four it's like the ball can bounce away and you just you know you miss out on it it's like oh well you know this is how football works this is like you guys weren't close like the bangles were the better team they were up seven three when they were playing earlier in the year and they just

demolished you in this game yeah they beat you one and a half times there there were so many things about this game that pointed to the bills too there was it was a snow game you had that's your ultimate 12th man that you had on your side for buffalo you lost a home snow game in the playoffs to a team that had like a one one fifth of their offensive line was a starter at the beginning of the year yeah that's tough that's a that's a tough pill to swallow by the way i so i know that they would rather have all their starters but it is kind of funny that the pangels like are just back like if you're gonna lose your starter starting offensive line any team that lose their starting offensive line you'd be like it's it's over for them but to have joe burrow and also have done it

last year it's almost like they're right back to where they were it's like all right well joe burrows are just gonna have to stand in there and we're gonna have to just you know game play we got to the Super Bowl last year with the terrible offensive line we can do it again like they're they're they're they're ready for this kind of done this before yeah right there's if there's any team well that you lose three-fifths of your offensive line and can survive it's a Cincinnati bangles that's kind of like what the seahawks said for years they just had dog shit offensive line where like tom kable would end up taking a tight end and then just making him get fat over the course of the season because he's like we'll probably need another

tackle yeah by the end of the year yeah uh yeah billy yeah it sucks for the bills though i i do feel bad for buffalo like that's a that you're right hank like you're if you're in buffalo you're listening to this right now you probably aren't even listening to it because it's so sad you're waking up on monday morning and you're looking out and it's cold and it's winter and you're like oh fuck now what like what the fuck and then also the Stefan digs thing is not great like he was yelling at josh out on the sidelines he reportedly got dressed and got out of the locker room before the bills had fully gotten their team in the locker room and then he was dragged back in the locker room and still left right away yeah i i understand that he's probably pissed off and

probably disappointed after the end of the season i would not be a good loser no and if you've worked this entire season to get to this i'd also understand if the bills were like hey like this is unacceptable like we gotta trade you for like a third round pick to the bears right yeah billy i think josh allen is on a little bit of an island there with the offense and i think that especially got magnified when debil left because now he's sort of the biggest cornerstone of the offense and continuing on what they did last year no there's this superman aspect where he feels like he has to do everything i also i don't understand like i feel like every single year we're told the bills have a running like oh don't worry they have a running game they have a

running game oh even this year like oh they have a running game there was no running game today no so the bills were actually the best running team in football over the course of here but it's not real but it's not real it's josh allen scrambling with the ball when he feels like he has to put the team on his back right they don't have like a consistent running game to speak of which they're gonna have to work on they're gonna have to do something they tried to this year they weren't they were in the market for christian mccaffrey and they just got blown up on both sides of the line like they were that's like this was a game where they just were physically dominated every position yeah it's tough this is definitely one of those mornings in buffalo where you

you wake up and you're like what am i what do i do for the next nine months of my life wait let me see hold on how the savers i was about to look yeah i think the savers are like better than usual they can order wingnuts they can't get wingnuts good point the buffalo savers are better than usual so that's not so bad they are right now if the playoffs started today one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven they might get into the playoffs yeah but there are not many points behind um so watch out jays are fun five points out of a wildcard spot okay there you go the blue jays are a good young team yeah the savers have won two in a row hell yeah um to mar hamlin that was you know it was cool to see him there today a lot of money donated yeah um a lot of toys will be

purchased in buffalo we love buffalo cbs producers are probably furious at the snow they just kept trying to cut to him oh couldn't see him at all they kept being like there he is it's like yeah where and tony romo oh man we're so right about tony romo it's been fucking awesome i get every time we watch one of these playoff games i get like a hundred tweets being like i'm i'm joining your guys side yeah and it's just like yep and we were by some people in this room called haters jake once i call you you were like you guys just don't like the thing that everyone else likes i'm like no i think we're right on this one i don't know jake i think we're right on this one you guys i don't know jake what do you what do you think about tony rome honestly would you be able

to work with a guy like that yeah well yeah he works with me and davis so yes we're we're tony romo to the worst extent jim all right so yeah bangles i think they're gonna go to the soup bowl again i do a good possibility i do i don't like this team is just and joe burrow it's just i they just fucking have swag and they're just so fucking good and they have like t higgins is a a number one ride receiver they have two of them yeah it's crazy it might have been a good idea for them to to guard jamar chase a little bit this game they just so they just let them hang out they didn't really throw the ball deep that much but there were several times where jamar chase was just standing in the middle of the field and nobody around him the thing that is crazy about jamar

chase and he makes incredible catches he's super fast but it's when he gets the ball and he just has guys bouncing off him and he's like this is not a prototypical number one receiver because he's smooth he's like but he's so strong strong and smooth yeah yeah his strength is just insane and he does it all so yeah i also just love when when college teammates play together in the nfl yeah it's just cool it is very cool it is very cool and then you get to see that clip of of them running the exact same plays and throws yeah nothing changes man it's wild man i feel bad okay there's damar on tv are we sure that's really damar i was just thinking he's doing the heart thing he's doing the heart let's have the conversation is that damar is that a is that a body

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it's a dakota prescott jersey dan how do you play it's getting thrown in the trash really after this recording is that the same dak prescott that uh hasn't gone two games in a row without a turnover since 2019 is that true yeah and didn't he not have a turnover last week against the bucks that is true and then how many interceptions did he basically throw today i i counted four basically interceptions yeah two you had two probably should have had five yeah so and then also is that the dak prescott who plays for the cowboys who uh just broke their own record of 13 straight postseason appearances without getting the conference championship game 13 straight times they've gone to the playoffs they had the record they were 12 straight times they

went to the playoffs not obviously consecutive years but the last 12 times they went to the playoffs they were not able to advance to the conference championship game they broke that record today and it's 13 now that's is that the same cowboys that is the same team that's embarrassing wow is that is that the same dak prescott whose favorite color is gray it got beat up in panama city correct oh wow you bet on that dak prescott yeah you you wanted to troll us by you wanted to troll us by doing a cowboys future and going all in on the cowboys and they quote unquote great value didn't even get to the conference championship it was great value last week well no it wasn't because they didn't even get money but i chose not to because i'm a true

cowboys fan and i ride or die with this team that was a mistake but i don't regret my decision did you bet the cowboys as well oh yes oh no for a lot basically as much as the future which was a mistake yeah uh was that the same cowboys whose owner walked down onto the field this morning when brett mar was getting warmed up missed two fuel goals in a row and then pulled him aside and yelled in his face like hey you son of a bitch you miss one of these in the game i'm gonna slit your throat the 49ers were pulling some some disgusting tactics pregame like what they were just not letting him kick oh that was very funny no respect that was very funny by the way unwritten we should say we'll take the heat off hank for a second and uh we should say that max

won the ray allen bet so i had the over in this game terrible terrible bet hank had the cowboys in this game and a cowboys future even worse bet actually like four times is bad if a bet uh max had the eagles he was the only one who won his bet this weekend max would you like to tweet it out right now uh sure i mean he's been tweeting the whole show live on the air i just i tweeted one thing i said the cowboys and cowards i was just thinking about it and i just want to they are yeah we'll get to that because they don't want the birds just that that nfc conference championship game would have been so so biblical it would have been on it's disgusting that they're too cowardly to come into the link for the conference

champion that's true they are they are cowards so it's bowed out so max what are you tweeting right now uh hold on it why don't you say it as you do and your grandma follows you on twitter or do you want me to read it to you and you can i'll read it to you and then you can you know i already have it already have it copied and pasted what is it so go ahead i forgot wait maybe i don't okay wait no i don't no i don't okay so i'll get it for you uh all right so pull up your twitter and you're gonna start with i'm getting there i'm getting there and then uh the next part is going to be no yeah i'm getting there period yep when you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit you got all that when you masturbate oh did not spell that right oh wow wait how do you

spell masturbate uh when you masturbate think about my tongue about about my tongue or your clit hold on a second oh my hands are sweating are you are getting horny max it's his grandmother does follow him on twitter i think max is getting horny when you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit or your clit and switching back and forth and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue from my dick to your no my tongue ah fuck you're switching back and forth from my dick my to my tongue he's he's he's eating her out and then also having sex he's going ab ab yeah he's pressing all the buttons got it okay send tweet i also think maybe tomorrow morning when you wake up you can do the follow-up i hope that it was amusing to people but i'm either going

to change my password or stop tweeting altogether i forgot that he wrote that afterwards because he got hacked yeah him and j williams he totally got hacked do you think max's grandma's got tweet notifications on she just gets woken up in the middle of the night to that i hope that would be i'm gonna real quick i'm gonna retweet let's everybody retweet it just to make sure that it gets i don't see it i haven't i'm i don't know if i'm spelling tongue correctly t o n g u e yep okay all right getting there when you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my tongue let's do a part of my take challenge text that to somebody that you love and care about and then send us a screenshot of what the reply is to you okay oh

send it to 10 people yeah okay all right okay it's out all right great oh i see it i'm gonna retweet it thank you uh okay back to the cowboys being absolute cowards and hank being a troll and having everything blow up in his face it blew up in your face yeah i don't know what listen i i'm i'm a plus sign hunter patrots are out i needed a rooting interest like i wasn't gonna pick the bangles or the fucking eagles or the chiefs or the bills to to win the superbowl it's not great value right no it's not it's value the this wasn't that value either in theory it was in theory you have a superbowl winning coach you have a quarterback who is a high paid quarterback with a lot of experience you have a great rushing attack if paul or doesn't get injured who knows how this game

and that's true yeah that's true but watching the game it was it was it was a torturous experience i i i regret ever cheering for a team that's not the patriots because it's it was brutal do you think that deck press guy actually likes throwing interceptions because i think he enjoys it to a certain extent i mean he was trying so hard he was trying so hard like the the two that were dropped including one that should have been a pick six at the very end of the game it looked like he was doing because he loved it not because he was getting pressured and he was messing up and the first one was not i mean there wasn't even a cowboys player in vicinity yeah it was bad and he was dynamic though i will say that he did run he was he was running around the field he ran the

ball pretty well uh the last play of the game maybe my favorite play of the weekend they sent Ezekiel Elliott out there as a center it's so funny wait wait wait as a center yep Ezekiel Elliott was sent into the game they put Dak and shotgun and then Ezekiel Elliott snaps the ball proceeds to get driven into hell immediately just like body slammed they were trying to run a lateral play so i guess the theory was if we have Ezekiel Elliott on the field that's one more guy that can run with the ball instead of a slow fat guy so let's put him in they had those guys on the field too again they put Ezekiel Elliott in at center to snap the ball he gets fucking Demali he gets run over like he i don't know like there was a bulldozer a front end loader that just backed up on

him Dak throws like a six yard slant and then that dude gets jacked up it was it was awesome it was so awesome it was such a good play it was so bad the the cowboys they'll give them credit they just know how to go out in the fucking funniest fashion they do and you know that Mike McCarthy like when he installed that in the course of the week he's like they're never gonna see this coming yeah Ezekiel you're gonna play center yeah just in case for emergency guys uh to his credit it was a good snap yeah and then he just got blown up and he got blown up and the cowboys like the Brett Marr thing just got even funnier because he got the first extra point blocked but it was going to miss by it was actually gonna be his worst of his misses yeah it was gonna miss so bad and then

he comes out he nails two field goals and I hope I don't think he would do this because he probably doesn't have a job with the cow actually this is why he should do it he's just go up to Dak Prescott and be like dude you blew the game for us like you blew this game for us yeah there's no two ways about it Dak Prescott is who we thought he was and the bucks are even worse than we thought they were because they made Dak Prescott look like an incredible quarterback and he's not he's a good quarterback he is Kirk Cousins you know what's crazy is that uh Dak Prescott actually had a worse game than Brett Marr had yeah like we laughed a lot at Brett Marr yeah and we did laugh a little bit at Dak Prescott but Dak Prescott definitely played worse than I did today yes yes and for the

Niners they're just awesome like they it was a kind of an ugly game Brock Purdy I don't I do feel like he's just trying to throw interceptions and they just won't like the world is just working in his favor that he had a couple balls that like should have been intercepted and they weren't but it doesn't really matter when they're as talented as they are because their defense was flying everywhere and George Kittle is the best like the best he was the amount of fun he has playing football is just so it's it's fun to watch him have fun so yeah everything he does agreed it's rare oh really oh okay it's rare that you see a tight end take over a drive but that's what Kittle did yeah on that one long drive they needed yeah the one where he bobbled it

and the craziest part of that play was after he bobbled it three times and he grabbed it he moved it out of the way of Diggs in like a split second because Diggs was about to come in and just wreck his shit right and he moves the ball like half a foot to the left rolls forward and then he gets up and does his like Joker laugh stares at the skycam he's like yeah I'm I'm I'm the guy and it broke that fourth wall yeah that play that play though like most guys would probably give up on the ball because he was about to get absolutely demolished over the middle and yeah he's just the best that that that drive was the George Kittle drive he was like their legacy drive yeah their offense couldn't find a lot like they were able to run the ball late when they had to which is

kind of why they're such a good team is like they can even when you're expecting a run they can still run it down your throat but that drive sealed the win and it was Kittle and he's the man he really was awesome awesome to see hey what do you think about Brock Purdy going into the link I mean you know what I think about Brock Purdy going into the link oh so you're gonna say consistent I thought you were gonna reverse it and be like Brock Purdy's the man no no I mean he played decent like he made some throws the as a Cowboys fan I was just dying and they did it in the beginning of the game they stopped the run and it was like let's let's make Brock Purdy beat us with his arm he kind of did all the all the third down conversions were still just like those cheap little slants

and and Chris McCaffrey making plays but if the Eagles and the Cowboys were doing them no favors by not scoring I think if the Cowboys if Dak Prescott could do anything and their offense could have done anything they would have won the game by putting the pressure on they didn't put any pressure on them if the Eagles can put pressure on and make them throw he's throwing three picks yeah because it does feel like it was I could feel it Brock Purdy's elite in play action and like second in five and then when he gets into those long obvious passing downs it it does it doesn't feel like it's the best there are a lot of plays where he just has one read and go but it turns out that one read is always open it's and it's always it's Brandon Ayuk

or Christian McCaffrey sitting down in his own yeah one read is always correct like more offenses should do a one read offense if that person is always open in the one read yes if the Eagles fans are as crazy as as max pretends like they are and they can't get in a rookie quarterback's head like that's a problem you know because that's that's the other thing like they obviously they play in Tampa Bay but that's not not the craziest atmosphere than they had a home game the link for the nsc championship game is going to be allegedly possibly kind of crazy allegedly so he should be pretty rattled you know it's fun this is uh actually the second time that Brock Purdy and Jalen Hertz will play each other and the first time was an awesome 42 to

41 game Oklahoma versus Iowa State uh Brock Purdy had five touchdown passes Jalen Hertz had three and ran for two as well so they both had five touchdowns uh when they played in 2019 so we get to see maybe we'll get the rivalry this is like Baker Mahomes all over again yeah kind of a fun game also got to mention it but little you think it's you think Jalen Hertz is like little Jalen Hertz revenge dable was the coordinator that benched him for Tua oh wow wow that's fun and you still bet the giants I was a I was I was a dable believer I was like tables got him got got got his number he knows him yeah he knows him well he did not no uh but wait wasn't dable also the guy that went back to Jalen and they were on like great terms if he transferred shortly after no well no they went

Jalen Hertz came in for Tua when Tua got injured got injured remember he hurt his hip in college but then he transferred then he transferred later yeah um Fred Warner also is incredible a linebacker shouldn't be able to do what he does in coverage oh yeah yeah when he when he turned around ran down the field Dalton Schultz yeah and then he did it again with C. E. Lam yeah like he's just the the Niners just have so many guys they just they win dudes up dude off so now the question becomes what do you do if you're Jerry Jones and Mike McCarthy is cleaning out his office on Monday oh yeah let's just say you're Jerry Jones you sit down you have your third McGrittle with extra salt and you've had a couple cups of coffee with Johnny Walker blue in it so you

you've got your nice morning buzz going Mike McCarthy comes in he's like hey boss uh I guess I'll see you for a combine prep that we're doing in three weeks what are you thinking if you're if you're Jerry Jones are you are you calling Sean Payton before he leaves the office are you waiting for Mike to get into his car and drive away before you yeah yeah I think you got to I think you got to call him up right away and just be like hey because what do we got to give up I think that I think Jerry Jones would take he would fire Mike McCarthy if he knew that he could get Sean Payton absolutely but I don't think that he would fire Mike McCarthy and then go through a big interview process where he has to sit down to the entire song and dance yeah he wants his guy but his guy's

in high demand high demand so high demand I think my gut tells me that Mike McCarthy actually survives this and he'll stick around yeah I'd probably agree it is kind of funny like Jerry Jones I don't know you gotta get rid of him I don't think I don't think he's gonna fire him so I think that he definitely would have been fired if Brett Mara had done something today that had cost them the game entirely and then the question is why didn't you get a new kicker and everybody knew that this was painfully obvious the guy missed five extra points in a row but since he didn't actually cause the game and Dak Prescott cost them the game and Dak Prescott is the guy that Jerry Jones decided to pay 40 million dollars a year to I don't know that Jerry is going to want to fire Mike

Jerry unless unless he gets on the phone with Sean Payton and secretly works out an arrangement with Sean first the season literally I would agree with you if they seasoned an end in quite literally the most embarrassing fashion that a season could end in you're right that play at the end being the very last play that's going to stick in Jerry's head yeah it was one of the funniest plays in NFL history it was I mean yeah McPhee and the Colter off the hook McPhee the Jim Zorn swinging gate you can always tell when it when a coach runs a real turkey ship play because the trending topics on Twitter it'll all McPhee will be trending yeah and then Jim Zorn will be trending yes it was just so so funny also I think I got some good news for you as a Cowboys fan I'm not a

Cowboys fan by the way I'm off I'm off the train I got some good news for you as a Cowboys fan I misspoke they've actually only had 12 times in a row they haven't been able to get to the conference chair so it's not 13 12 so they beat the record of 11 so Jerry Jones if you talk to Jerry Jones in 1996 and you're like hey Jerry they just had beaten the Packers in the conference championship game and he was like hey hey Jerry you're never going to be back in the conference championship game wait it's going to be 2023 and you won't be back here yeah and that's hilarious 12 straight times it's 12 straight times they made the playoffs that they have not been able to get to the conference championship it's nuts because I feel like Jerry's waiting for that last Super Bowl and

then he's going to let go and just fade off yeah like die like a cowboy with your eyes open stand it up holding the trophy but now now he's got to come back to a certain extent I think that Jerry doesn't want another Super Bowl because it keeps him alive the hunt you know the dog that chases the car you got to have something to live for yeah and if Jerry gets another title then it's like well I'm out my fuck up son-in-law that cleans my my my glasses is going to take over the job for me yep so Niners Eagles I'm a little worried max I'll just say it I think the Niners are very good football team not really stating anything crazy right now it also pft next year we should do our dood off to before week one because I feel like if you did the dood off so like we could name the

most dudes on these four remaining teams yeah yeah I mean like they're loaded with dudes so the only team that I think might compete against these teams and the dood off is the seawards yeah probably like that's that's the one team that might and they haven't even heard of dude yeah curse also three of the same final fours last year oh that's wild the fedding champions not the only ones returning so the Eagles the only one the newcomer the newcomer to the show steal the show there also is that one guy's tweet uh I don't know how real it is you know like whenever someone like tries to predict uh oh yeah next 10 I've seen different dates I don't know the Albee's Hall of Fame guy there's a tweet going around from 2015 where he's like my prediction for the next

10 Super Bowl champions Broncos Patriots Eagles Patriots Chiefs Bucks Rams I gotta find if that's real or not in 2023 he said Eagles so that'd be cool I feel like those are never real never if somebody but it's also very 100 tweets and then deletes most of them but if he did it in 2015 and he predicted the next 10 I don't know how that works maybe it's just Photoshop I don't know either way I always look at them I'm like is there NFL rigged is there a coin is there a coin that's predicted this season a coin on our side what do you think would be the most what do you think would be the most fun Super Bowl matchup fan them aside most fun I mean Eagles what what do you mean fun oh fun for the game or fun for Super Bowl week both Super Bowl week it's Eagles Eagles Bengals

yeah Eagles Chiefs would be pretty fun Cincinnati is really kind of the Philadelphia of Ohio yeah for the pod I think San Fran would be better in terms of a grid Shanahan Kittle how can you not root for those guys you didn't ask yourself that look in the mirror and ask yourself selfishly for the pod relationships one of the hardest things I've ever had to do right I wouldn't wish that on anyone pod relationships San Francisco yeah Cincinnati yeah the difference between me and you Hank is if the Niners win on Sunday I'll be so happy for Kittle you just sat there holding no I'm liking all those pictures no no no no no no no no no that's not true I'm coming out as as butt to give a nice patting the patting the bootie your what good work yeah you're

patting them in the booty yeah coming at his butt that we could get some Eagles on we know Kelsey We hung out on this competitor now. Ooh. Lane. Lane. Lane is a fucking good friend of the show. What if it's a Kelsey Super Bowl and we have both of them on at the same time? That'd be wild.

Yeah, that'd be wild. Yeah. Who would the mom root for? Over time. Listen, if the Bengals and Eagles get there, I'm doing a split sweatshirt on both future tickets and just riding that, damn, that'd be fun. Worst gambler ever finds luck once. I think it'd be great.

My official rooting interest is for the Cincinnati Bengals to win the Super Bowl, because Joe Burrow said that he would give us a drunk interview the day after he wins the Super Bowl to match up with his collegiate championship drunk interview that he gave us. That's true. That's a fact. So I'm rooting for the 49ers and Kiddo. He's just, I just love him. Stop it.

Hank, catch her on my phone. Kyle Shanahan. Yeah. You just said you're rooting for the Eagles. Do you realize when you get that hoodie at the bar still store? Do you, listen, and this year, do you realize what you did? You sold your soul to the most detestants. I didn't sell my soul.

Your soul. You sold your soul to the most detestable franchise on earth. No. Listen, I do want to give a special shout out to all of the Cowboys fans. It was, it was one of the warmest embrace I've ever felt as a community. I really felt like myself with you guys. So I appreciate the, uh, like two week run we've had, but yeah, it's over. Did you?

Did you? He's a deck press customer. He's going to the trash. What percentage of you selecting the Cowboys had to do with the fact that it would just make Philadelphia hate you more? 100%. Honestly, that's the trolley. It's the biggest.

100%. Just when I think that Hank could not get any more despised by Philadelphia, he's like, well, you know what? 100%. It would have been bad. I was not looking forward to this week when I was predicting the Cowboys to win. It would have been a long week. What?

Of, if it was Cowboys Eagles. Oh man. It would have been awesome. I was not. It would have been a, and yeah, you would have gone through how if the Cowboys had won, I would have probably felt bad because you guys all would have been crying for real. And I would have just kind of been like, ha, yeah, but that never was a, yeah, Hank, you totally would have been.

You would have been so bad if we were crying, you were so, you tried to troll and you trolled yourself into wearing a deck press, got Jersey on part of my tape. No, it looks good. And you have to get a cat. I do not have to get a cat. Yeah, you did. If they don't get to the conference championship game, you have to get a cat. No way.

That was part of the deal. If they win the Super Bowl, we get three cats total. If they don't get to the conference championship, you get a cat. I mean, we'll listen to the records, but there's no way I said that. Yeah. I don't know. I think you did. I don't think so.

All right. You think we're gaslighting you? I mean, you always permanently are. That's not even a think is our big head and PFT gaslighting. It's like, are they speaking? All right. So any any regrets to having this all blow up in your face? No, I mean, again, I just search for value and when I see good value,

I take it and I'll do it again. You're the worst. Yeah, you really are. You know, I love you, but you also don't tell the full story. Yeah, right. You're you you gas like the listeners. No, I mean, you guys, I guess that's what it's different for me. You guys never your teams never make the playoffs are always a joke.

So it's going through this time of the year, which is kind of like rooting his fans and doing it for work, whereas I, a Patriots fan, I'm used to like always being in it, always being going for the championship. So I didn't really know what to do this year. So I was like, I'm going to pick a team and and go for it. Like go for a team with good value. And again, coach, that's one super boy. You guys always should have Mike McCarthy.

He has won a Super Bowl. Dak Prescott, Perennial All-Star always has great stats, great, great, great defense. I was like, this is this is a team that can do it. And they, they, they easily could have won that game. And that was terrible. Then they had that funny play at the end of the game. You remember that play at the very end of the game where they lined up as well.

The dong Schultz play was worse. Oh, yeah. Don't they had a wide opening. They basically gave the Cowboys 30 yards because they were playing. Just don't let him score a touchdown. And he was completely uncovered. And he just stepped out of bounds without getting a second foot in. And he had another play where he caught a ball on the sideline

and then got tackled backwards out of bounds, kept the clock running. But none of this would have mattered at all if the 49ers running back had gone down in bounds after getting that first down at the end of the game, as opposed to going out of bounds, stop the clock. But thank God that he did because that way we got to see the Cowboys run the play where Ezekiel Elliott played center. And then he got just absolutely fucking destroyed at the line of scrimmage. I regret getting too far ahead of myself.

I was, I was, I was thinking about like Super Bowl stuff. What were you going to give us some of? Just like just how, you know, the week, what I was going to be wearing. Oh, you're going to have a Cowboys. How I was going to deal with the Cowboys being the Eagles or Giants. It was never the Giants. You're still, you're still trying to piss off Philadelphia. No, I just I got on the table train.

I was like, dude, Dave, Dave, Dave, he's got a Jalen Hurts number. He was his coordinator, like he's they're going to win. Yeah. Cowboys will get the one seed. Then we're going to be in the Super Bowl, which again, if I in hindsight, I regret thinking too far ahead, which is crazy. If you're the Cowboys, this might be the last year that you have Dan Quinn as your defense coordinator, because he might get into the job.

I mean, they're never, they're, they're, they're, they're not going. They need, they need, they need, they have spent all their money on terrible players. Hank, I put, I remember I put a future on the Cowboys last year and Michael Gallup got hurt like right away after. And it was like the, it was the dumbest future I ever put on because I was like, they just don't win playoff games. They don't, they just don't win playoff games. And I wasn't doing it as a troll because you were there.

Was I? Yeah, you were. You were definitely. Well, I don't know what like this is where it's like, again, this is where it's like, you guys just gas like the shit out of me. And basically everything that I do in my life, you guys are like, oh, you're doing as a troll. It's like, I'm just living. You're just living. Let Hank live. Like I'm just like, I speak and you guys are like, oh, you're trolling.

It's like, no, I'm just asking questions. Nothing to do with Max sitting across from you and you're disdain for this. It was before the playoff started. Right. When you were like, I was going to get the one seed of the Eagles. That, but that is why he was feeling like the field. It was you can actually you can actually see the timeline. If the the Eagles like slipped up a little bit and you're like, oh, Cowboys are going to beat the Eagles and get the one seed.

And they're going to stick it to the city. They didn't have to beat the Eagles. The path was there. I five things had to happen. I think there's a couple of them did one of them. No, none of them know the Cowboys know none of them happen. They did beat the Eagles, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

But in week 18, he needed three things to happen. Zero of them in week 17 and week 17. You got one thing. They were showing the graphic on games in the hunt for the one seed. We have all right, but again, nothing to do with the Eagles content. It was great watching you play the heel. I think one thing we just need to learn as as American football fans is that just because the Dallas Cowboys spend a lot of money

on a player doesn't make them a good player, right? Because that's the trap that we fall into every single year. So they have some good players. Oh, shit. Jerry Jones gave Dak Prescott one hundred sixty million dollars. Yeah, 40 million a year. He must be pretty good. He's a quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys just because you play quarterback

on the Dallas Cowboys doesn't mean that you're great. If Tony Romo played his entire career as a clear panther, a Cleveland. Yeah, that's a good as a panther. We would remember him as Jake DeLome. Right, right. Actually, Jake DeLome got to Super Bowl. Yeah, Jake DeLome did get to Super Bowl, not even Jake DeLome.

He would be Heath Shuler. Oh, that's too bad. That's too bad. He would be. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. It's a tough one. Do you know Smith?

Who would he be? Hank. Marks Grossman. He went to the Super Bowl. Yeah. He'd be Collard. He's picked the guy who went to the Super Bowl. Matt Leiner.

That's a decent one. Yeah, although he had great success at USC. Legend. Either way, Hank, I love that you. I did enjoy that you did this. It was a great storyline. I can't wait to see your next move. I know it's going to be great.

You're going to come come marching in here on Tuesday when we taped and being like, guys, I just did it. I got the Niners or I got the Chiefs. I'll tell you one thing. There's going to be value there. I don't do things for trolls. I don't do things for storylines. Value.

I'm a numbers guy. You're a value. Yeah, you're a value hunter. Yes. Better NFL career. Tony Romo or Andy Dalton? I'd say Andy Dalton. Andy Dalton, probably.

Also couldn't win a playoff game. Also could not win a playoff game. Yeah. But I would still, I would put his career above Tony's. Yeah. OK. Should we do who's back? Brought to you by our friends.

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Liz Shannon? This was an unbelievable, yeah, Liz Shannon Lebron, an unbelievable, unbelievable storyline. The Grizzlies were playing the Lakers, and the Grizzlies are like, they're just the shit talkers. They're just starting shit all the time. Starting shit with the Warriors, starting shit with the Lakers, talking shit to Lebron.

Lebron was getting heated, going back and forth. Shannon was court side, and he started talking shit to the Grizzlies, and then the Grizzlies started talking shit back. He was basically on the court. Stephen Adams came over and was out in the confrontation. It got out of control, and the Grizzlies were mad, so I got out to fan.

Essentially, a fan should be able to get that level of access and be basically like a player in an on-court disagreement. Yeah, the funniest part of that was when Stephen Adams made his appearance, because it's all fun and games when you're talking shit to like John Morant, and then Stephen Adams shows up

and he just moves everybody out of the way. So Shannon Sharp, I actually think, could beat up a lot of NBA players right now. He's fucking jacked up. He's huge. No, without a doubt. Yeah, he's not Stephen Adams. He's massive. Stephen Adams, I'd put in like the top 0.01%

of people currently in the United States to not get into it in a fight. Yeah. Wait, I have a question for you, Hank, because this is also my who's back, but we can maybe tag team it. So afterwards was Lebron. I know Lebron has talked about fans getting into it

with players and how unacceptable it is. If you remember, he had those, that couple from Indiana, kicked out of a Pacers Lakers game. So Lebron probably was like, that's unacceptable what Shannon did. He should have been kicked out. You can't have fans yelling at players.

Yeah, over the course of his career, it's a good point you brought up. He's had multiple fans kicked out. Basically, if you say anything bad towards him, he turns around, looks at the ref and says, hey, get this guy out of here. He probably paid millions of dollars to get these tickets, and he's just yelling as anyone would.

Oh, it's dollars for Pacers tickets. He's rooting against me, so get him out. Basically a dictator. What about that girl after that game that was like Lebron? How does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch? Lebron was probably like, this is good for the game that we have this lady. I think she's still in the goo log.

So Lebron was asked about it, and I actually thought this was interesting just because of the, I'll get to it. He was asked about it afterwards. He said, I ride with Shannon 365 days, 366 on a leap year, 24 seven. So that's my guy. I always got his back and he's got mine.

He can talk with the best of them for sure. Okay, so wait, he was, he's condoning this baby. He was condoning him. He was appreciated because he was the one that was getting into it with the Grizzlies players. So he was happy that Shannon had his back despite the fact that he was just a fan. What did Skip have to say about this whole interaction?

Well, this is where I didn't realize before this that him and Shannon were this close. Like I didn't realize it was this type of a- Well, Lebron probably loves Le Shannon because Le Shannon stands up to him against Skip. But that means, because I know Lebron goes out of his way. He never mentions Skip. He never interacts throughout his whole career.

But that to me just means that like, they are probably just drink some wine together and just talk about Skip for hours. I didn't realize like how much Shannon having his back to Skip meant to Lebron. I thought Lebron was like, you know, I just don't. But this, him being this close to Shannon and supporting him this much means he pays

very close attention and it's very right. So he was, he's totally fine though with fans doing this. Cause I'm looking at Lebron's Instagram right now and actually afterwards he wrote with a caption with Shannon wearing a preposterous sweater, by the way, during this whole thing, which was very funny. He wrote caption, if I wish a motherfucker would was a person mood the snorty face, snorty face emojis,

unkh vibes. So he really condones this. Sounds like he's really set himself up for the next time somebody talks shit to him. So yeah, so fans should know NBA fans, if you're sitting court side, Lebron is cool to be the mood. I wish a motherfucker would.

Yeah. Give off unkh vibes to Lebron and that's fine snort. It should be fine. Next time a fan says anything, he should be okay with it, right? Yeah. If we're being consistent here, which I think that Lebron is nothing but consistent.

Yeah. Okay. That was an all time. I went to sleep early on Friday and I woke up and I was like, what the fuck happened? You know what? Lakers are in the 12th seed, by the way. Yeah.

12th in the West. This is the PAPF podcast though with Roan. I bet you Lebron decided to stop being a Cowboys fan because Skip is a Cowboys fan. And they couldn't have that commonality there. I'm such a comfy man. I'll say this too quickly. PAPF podcast with Roan is great.

I listened, they were talking about Lebron and he said that Lebron likes to show and listens to the show and that almost made me like Lebron. He listens to this show? Almost. Almost. He listens to what show?

The PAPF show with Roan. Oh, yeah. Nice. Yeah. If he goes on, maybe confirmed fan. Or if he comes on PMT. Yeah. PFT.

Yeah, my who's back of the week is US Rugby. US Rugby's back. They had. Oh shit, you stole my second one. Damn it. They had a sevens tournament in Hamilton. The boys finished in third place. Oh hell yeah.

We're back, we got the bronze medal, we beat France in the bronze medal game. That means on the global standings in this year's sevens world series, which as you guys know travels from location to location, the mini fixtures, USA's in second place. Wow. We're back.

Hell yeah. We're officially back, our team's good. One of the yoffs. They're fun to watch. It's all yoffs. So it's like a big, every weekend that they have an event, it's a big tournament with yoffs in that tournament. And then it's a point system.

So this weekend I think we ended up, I want to say 17 points for second place. And so we carry that on and you get a cumulative score. Right now we're two points behind New Zealand for first place overall. We still got a lot of time left. We can make up those two points easily. So USA Rugby's back man.

Wow. It's back. Officially. Awesome. Yeah. Fuck yes. So excited. I know you guys are.

First handball now this. You guys love USA Rugby. Love it. I'm more of a nines guy, but sevens is cool. We don't play nines. We play sevens. How many? Eights.

We don't play eights. We play sevens. What else do they play? I'm 14s guy. 15s. 15s. I was close. Sometimes 10s.

Sometimes 10s. Never eights? Never. I don't think that. What if two guys gets injured on the 10s? I don't think that there's eights. What if there's too many? I don't think there are nines either.

Are there too many men on the field on a sevens? Would that be eight? Sevens. If there's too many men, then you can get an eight. Yeah. Okay. So that's eights. The eighth man.

For the US team. All right. My Who's Back was also a major on Kvibes. LeBron is such a hypocrite. That was, that's, we should probably get courtside tickets to a game and just test that theory. I mean, he's down for it. Yeah.

Yeah. He's in. He's in. Billy. My Who's Back is weird science. If you guys saw Dalton Schultz today was wearing a weird thing around his neck, which is a cue collar. Oh yeah.

Which is supposedly. Tony Pollard too. Yeah. It's supposed to help protect the brain from injury during head impacts. But as we kind of saw later in the game, kind of was making bad decisions. Lacks of days go footworked and put his foot in bounds.

Took a hit and get out of bounds. I have a theory. This technology, it was based off of woodpeckers. Yeah. And how it protects their brains. And basically it's supposed to constrict certain blood vessels going to your brain. So there's more blood in your brain.

It's like a cock ring for your head. Yeah, I think these guys just lightheaded. Oh yeah. And it's just, he had a bird brain. Max, it literally is. Yeah. Bird brain. That's the same principle.

I'm not a cock ring guy, but I know. I know the physiology for how it works. And that's, so that means that the blood can. You know you're coming across as a cock ring guy. That means that the blood can get in. This is creepy. But it can't get out. You are.

I know how. Big time cock ring guy. I know how it works. Why do you use it? I don't know. Because woodpeckers have rock hard sticks. When do you use it? I don't know.

When do you use it? Like special occasions and shit? The cock ring? Yeah. I don't need a cock. What is it? Is it a cock ring guy? My birthday.

What is it for? The cock ring? The last piece, or he's a less than a cock ring guy. It's to prevent damage to your head. Okay. But I mean it makes sense, so what you're saying, Billy, is that they're cutting off oxygen to their own brain and that makes them make dumb decisions.

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. I like it. I like where your head's at. Okay, good job, Billy. Jake, finish this off. I learned something new every day. Never worn a cock ring. He's a cock ring guy.

But what is the point of a cock ring guy? He's a huge cock ring guy. The cock ring. He'll tell you after. It makes it look awesome. Yeah. I don't know. Just like jewelry.

Why do you wear a bracelet? He'll tell you the real reason. Why do pitchers wear fighting necklaces in the playoffs? He's always said you'd love to wear a fighting necklace too. On my dick. Right. Yeah. They should do a copper fit for your cock.

All right, Jake. My who's back is Mike Francesa. He's joining First Take next week, February 1st, him, Steven A., and Mad Dog, all on the same desk. Is he gonna be able to get up in time for that? Hopefully. I feel like he's.

I'm very excited for that. That will be great. He'll have all the takes. What do you say? They need to take calls on that show. They need to open up the phone lines and let the people call in and get them started on some shit. I want to hear like the old school Francesa callers.

I forgot. I forgot how I didn't mention this speaking of rugby, but Tommy Paul, our guy. He's in the round of 16 of Australian Open. He's playing right now. Novak still in. Who's Tommy Paul? Oh, yeah.

He's our guy. Suley. Who came to the office once and played ping pong. Oh, yeah. If he ever like, we're like, we'll interview a tennis player. He's the man. Shout out to Tommy Paul, but he's our guy.

He's my guy. Me. Yeah. Is he American? Yeah. Yeah. He's Tommy Paul. Yeah.

I remember we played against. We played ping pong against him. Yeah. Because Hank made it seem like he was a professional table tennis player. But then he came in and we're like, this guy's not that great at table tennis. And Hank's like, well, yeah, he's actually just a professional

tennis player. Is he? Who's he playing? Joker. Birdo Batista. Oh, OK. By the way, I did see Djokovic try to get someone kicked out. And I always have been consistent with this.

There's no booing or heckling in any sports. That's just disgusting behavior. Don't have that happen. It's gross. And those people should be banished forever. Yeah. Always been consistent with that. Anyways, Mike and the Mad Dog with Steven A.

That will be fun. I'm very excited for that. And shout out to Tommy Paul. Yes. Our guy. Hopefully he won one. I'm going to go home and watch. Credit to the Mad Dog, because the Mad Dog is one guy that's

not afraid of Steven A. And we'll get into his face. So Steven A. last week was late for a segment. And Mad Dog was like, you've been out here selling your book. You can't be late for this show because you're calling it to Howard Stern, promoting your stupid book. It's great. It's great to see somebody like on Steven A's level. I can't wait to see Mike.

I hope he falls asleep during the segment. It'll be very fun. He never did that. He never did that. He never did that. He never did that. I hope that never happened. It would also be very funny if somebody famous died,

and then he got to bring back the who cares. Hey, who cares? Stanley. Who cares? All right. The gorilla. I'm going to say something that I've never said before. Back after this, if you want to go down to rabbit hole.

It's unreal content. OK, nice. Yeah, no, he's a great fall. A great fall. I'm going to say something I never said. Well, first, have you ever gotten this thing? I think I'm rooting for Hank in this one. Just this time, because he's so down so.

Look at him. He's in acid washed jorts, a Dak Prescott jersey, and he bought Cowboys Nikes. He can't be down worse. You got to take number four, Hank. For your guy. Your guy. For that.

How many years? 14? 12 straight times. 12 times. 12. Hank, you did get the European tourist jorts. What if we gave Hank 12 numbers? As opposed to what, William?

Hank, you don't have the baggy jorts. You want 12 numbers? As a true Cowboys fan, you want 12 numbers tonight? Yeah. OK. Oh, my God. 12 numbers. I'm going to take 21 for Zeke.

All right, 12. All right, you want 12? 69. 11. 11. 10. 10. 9.

9. 8. 8. 17. 17. 6. 6. 34.

34. 96. How many is that? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 9, you have three more. 88. 4. 4.

13. 13. OK. I haven't written all here. This counts towards the money? Yeah. He's a loser. He's not going to get it.

Fuck. He's not going to get it. Oh, shit, we all are getting 12. You have a 12% chance of getting it. He's not going to get it, Billy. This is going to be incredible. No. We all owed 20 bucks.

And there's 99 numbers, so it's 12.1%. Billy, do you not understand what's going to happen right now? I know, but if he wins, I'm going to be so pissed. OK. Well, then you should win. Max, this is going to be great. Max.

20. 18. All right. I don't even know who he is. I have them all written down right here. I'll take, what would be your 13th number if you had one? I don't know. I was going down from, I was going to just do 12,

and then I just audibled halfway through. Give me another one. So wherever I stopped. Yeah, give me another number, though. 5. All right, I'll take 5. 5 is my number. Give it to me by Hank.

All right, you ready? Did you really want to win like this? Yes. I don't set the rules. It's like 1,500 bucks. I'm down. Come on. OK, so the number is 54.

I'm going to read Hank's numbers real quick back to everyone. 12, 11, 10. 18, 17, 6, 34, 96, 88, 4, 13. Hank, you did not get it. You had 12 shots. Billy, did you not realize what I just did? He will never get it. He had 12 shots, and he still didn't get it.

He's doing one extra number each show. No, that's it. He's a loser. Can we do it now? He's a loser. Look at him. He had 12 shots. He won't even that close.

You actually were pretty much the farthest you could have been from all the numbers. The closest one was 20 away, I think. 21. Can we do another one? No. No. No, we just gave you 12.

I mean, I'll hit one just for fun. It doesn't count. It doesn't count. It does not count. 93. Oh, he did have 96, so he was close there. Billy, you've got to just remember, you've got to trust the content.

I know, but. He was never going to get it. That was a great moment. The stats. Billy, the stats don't matter when it comes to Hank. We've proven this before. It's more likely that lightning strikes than you not being able to get the ball right two years

in a row. He's had 12 picks, and he didn't even come close. That's. He's a loser. That's crazy. Love you guys. Mammoths might be cloned as early as 2024. I still didn't get it.

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