Pardon My Take - NFL Playoffs With Pete Prisco, Eagles Collapse, Hank Is Back From Dallas And Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

The Eagles collapse has finally been set but first as Max predicted everyone is still talking about the Cowboys (00:00:00-00:05:10). We talk Steelers/Bills (00:05:10-00:13:21) and the Eagles despicable performance on Monday night plus Baker’s redemption and what Max hopes Philly does from here (00:13:21-00:39:40). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Hank’s return from Dallas (00:39:40-01:01:18). Pete Prisco joins the show to talk NFL Playoffs, what happened to the Jaguars, what are the fixes for the teams bounced in the first round and coaching vacancies (01:01:18-01:39:43). We finish with guys on Chicks (01:39:43-01:51:01).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have a good friend Pete Prisco on the show, talking about the NFL playoffs so far, looking ahead, talking coaching vacancies. We're also going to talk about Monday's games, The bills beating the Steelers, the bucks beating the Eagles. Gonna get into all of that. We have hot seat cool throne, guys on chicks, great Wednesday show. And it's brought to you by our friends at Game Time. You shouldn't have to worry about when you're buying tickets to your next big event because Game Time is a fast and easy way to buy

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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, January 17th and PFT. I don't know about you, but we're done with Super Wild Card Weekend. I feel like we just got to talk about the Cowboys last more. Yeah, so that's the good news if you're a fan of any other NFC East teams is all the pressure was off you this postseason. Yeah, we're only talking about the Cowboys today. I still think with the, you know,

a benefit of hindsight and another day to think about it, you gotta extend both Dak Prescott and Mike McCarty. Yeah. I think, listen, you won 13 games, right? But that was a debacle on Sunday. And again, there was games played Monday, but Sundays Cowboys lost was the story that everyone's still talking about today

and the fallout from it. Yeah. Especially that Jerry Jones didn't go on the radio this week, hasn't said anything inflammatory since the press conference. I think there's a good chance, you know, sometimes stability is your best ability. Yes. And big D, I think you got to keep the guys in town. Another guy that was in Dallas for a very long time, almost as long as Mike McCarthy is joining us on the couch today. He's back. He's back. We're just glad you made home safe. I know that there

was significant travel issues that delayed your return. Well, and delayed the taping of this podcast because we are, it's really whatever Hank's schedule. Hank's delayed coming on the podcast is brought to you by Roman Swipes. Hank, how did things go with the travel? How are you feeling? What are your thoughts? Yeah, it was just a holacious past 24 hours for me. My flight Monday morning got cancelled or moved to Tuesday at 6am, so then I woke up on Tuesday. They had no flights on Monday. There's flights to, there's two airports in Chicago. I drove my car because I thought I was going to be there for like a day or two. Um, there was flights to midway which was not the airport where my car was.

But that's a really long trip. It's very far. Yeah, I mean it's an extra two hours plus. And I was like okay my flights Tuesday morning at 6am will be back at the A.C. I know harm no harm. I remember one time I, uh, I wanted to watch the games. I missed a flight. I think it was in a little. What do you mean the games? Dallas was the only game in those places. No, the Eagles and the B bills. Oh, those two teams played they did. Oh shit. Great games. When time I missed a flight at

at O'Hare and I got into a cab and I went to I went to Midway that's ball or move that flight. And it was only I think it was only like 30 bucks. Yeah, I guess that's pretty capture cheaper back then. So maybe it was two hours. Well watching fact or fiction watching games. That's important to this program. That's fiction. Um,, maybe it was two hours watching factor fishing watching games Back to this program that's fiction That was it though, right like to Should we do hot sea cool throne? Was there any other games that's a recap. Yeah

I love the the Steelers show some good fight. Yeah max any any other games that were Cool throwing sounds pretty good. Oh, no, I actually will get to max later because we do go in chronological order. That's true That's true. So yes, the Steelers and Bills played it was vintage Bills and Steelers because it looked like the Bills were gonna dominate them kill them up 21 nothing that Josh Allen run was so awesome Mm-hmm. Or he just you know chuked everyone out of their shoes kept on. And then the bills, offense just kind of stopped moving for a little bit. And the Steelers crawled back in and then you look up and it's a seven point game in the fourth quarter. It was like, hey, what the fuck is going on here? And it was, it was so perfect because I think we were all sitting there like,

I don't think the Steelers are going to win this game, but the Steelers, the way they play every single game, the fact they're in this, yeah, they could win this game. I didn't think the Steelers were gonna win, but I did think that the bills could lose that game. Right, right, because it was like, they do spurts and then they're like, all right, we're good for a while. Yeah, it takes a long time for them to refractorate

or whatever that word is, for them to recover from their offensive scoring. At the start of the game, that game was almost over within the first seven minutes, six minutes of the game, that game was almost over within the first seven minutes, six minutes of the game. Yeah. And then there was that one weird fumble that it looked like the bills were covered.

Yeah, went off, but I was head. But I don't think it hit his head. I didn't see any angle that hit his head. And then I'm sick, I am sick of the NFL analysts that they bring into the booth, that they just bring them on there to be like, yeah, you know, the refs, here's what they saw in the field, and you know, you have to kind of defer to what they saw in the field.

They just get their old friends to get in the booth and then suck their dicks. And anyone with two eyes can watch some of these calls and be like, no, they fucked that one up. But at that point, it felt like the game was over. Like Game Set match, it was gonna be a blowout. But the bills, yeah, they don't have like step on your throat capability.

Yeah, it was very weird. And now also, which is unfortunate for the bills, they got even more defensive injuries. It feels like their front four is healthy and then their back end is healthy, their safety's are healthy and then everything in the middle is hurt. Yeah.

And then I think they had like three more starters go down, which we have five days until they play the chiefs. I would say that's pretty nerve wracking for the bills who their defense has kind of turned around this season, and now they're back to like guys who were playing in the preseason. Yeah, things really turned around for the bills when the 9-11 story came out.

The six and oh. Six and oh since Sean McVeigh has had to publicly, Sean McVeigh had to publicly disavow al-Qaeda. Yes. If you're keeping status. Six and oh, but yeah, this is now we get, we get what we want. The bills and the chiefs. Yeah, again, this time in Buffalo, feels like they've never played in the playoffs in Buffalo.

Feels like they've never played in Buffalo period. And I am very nervous for the bill's defense going up against Patrick Rehoans in the period. And I am very nervous for the bill's defense going up against Patrick Rehoam's in the playoffs. It feels like they're gonna have to patchwork something together here. And maybe they just have to just do like their offense just has to go nuclear. I think that the bill is mafia needs to show up.

This is a legacy game for Bill's mafia. It is. And last week against the Steelers, it was fun. You see the report that came out early in the day on Monday, it said it was one of the aggregators, I forget which one. We need to get that came out early in the day on Monday, it said, it was one of the aggregators. I forget which one. We need to get all the aggregators in a room together and see if they're the same person

or not, like the doves, the JPA footballs, ML footballs, the NFL rookie watch. Shout out to ML football saying that the Falcons wanted, who are going to trade for Justin Fields and give the Bears the eighth overall pick. Yeah. I would like to be that drunk at some point in my life. Yeah, also, I think that they listen to the show and then they just take what we say and then break news from it sometimes. So I actually heard it was the commanders giving their second pick for Justin Fields.

Is that what it is? Yeah. That's what I heard. I thought it was the second pick for the first overall pick. No, it was the second pick. The commanders get the Justin Fields, the Bears now have first and second pick. I don't like that. Yeah, well, that's what I heard. Okay. So he also said this is this is just a wild report. Before the game on Monday, Buffalo Bill Stadium is going

to be for the first time in NFL history. Any seat available for anyone, general admission like as the snow. So people could go in and then just sit wherever the fuck they wanted to in the game. That wasn't just completely on true Would have been awesome if it was it actually maybe think like Southwest it's Southwest yeah, yeah, yeah, so do boarding groups for seating at Sadie well you can upgrade to a1 a15 Yeah, sure, I do that sometimes yeah, you can pay for the Jake probably check it I've never flown Southwest before and I was so confused when I got in the flight Yeah, that would that would hurt your brain cuz I had a nine so I was like I someone was in the seat I thought cuz I was in 9 when I got in the flight. Yeah, that would hurt your brain. Cause I had a nine and someone was in the seat,

I thought, I was in 9A. What was that? Oh, you've heard the rules of the one. I did not. I did not. I sat down in F on the other side and texted Tiffany. I was like, what is, is this just a free for all in Southwest? Wait, wait, you're asking Tiffany Gomez

for advice on how to handle herself on an airplane. Yeah, I did. What's the etiquette here? In trust airplane. Yeah. Yeah, it did. What's the etiquette here? It's trust level. Yeah. Well, I was like, yeah, I booed this person out. She's like, no, it's a free for all.

So that's a free count. That's barbaric. So I scream in. So yeah, the bills, Marchon, Steelers, now we're in a weird spot because Mike Tomlin, after the game, was asked about his contract. The reporter barely got the word out. Like, I think the reporter said you have one year left and as the reporter said one year left, Mike Tomlin just walked off. Yeah, so I don't know. I

I was thinking about it more because I do rooting for a bad team seeing Mike Tomlin 17 seasons over 500 every single year going to the playoffs pretty consistently. But then when they said the the Steelers haven't won a playoff game since 2016, it kind of clicked on my hand and I was like, yeah, maybe Steelers fans are right that, it's not that Mike Tomlin's a bad coach. I think he's a really, really good coach, but maybe they need something new.

Yeah, and the fact that he didn't even address it, like that, if he was planning on sticking around, you probably coach speak your way out of that. Yeah, just do a cliche. My contract's coming up. Big Hat would ask me if I play on Sarah. You'd play on second round your contract's up soon. Yes.

Okay, so great. There you go. My Toma could just been like, yeah, I got one year left on my deal. All you have to say is I have one, you could just say the term of your deal. That's a pretty easy way out of it. I got one year left on my, I'm coaching this team for the next year.

I'm currently the coach at Pittsburgh Steelers. Yeah, and my contract says I'll be here for another year. Yeah. So it doesn't sound like he's going to stick around. If I had to guess just based on that answer. I would say so too. Also, it felt like, now I, Kenny was active in the game last night. Like I think he was, he was, he could have come into the game. Yeah. Because there was moments where I was like,

Mason Rudolph, this, this is turning back into a pumpkin. He just can't you can't move He's kind of a throwback. He's like a 90s quarterback. It's like yeah, we see the big guy We don't need him to move at all just just throw it John always sees him He's like that that boys Bronco. Yeah, I love I wish I could go back in time and draft him They got a lot of questions though with Pittsburgh I think they have good players, but you in Pittsburgh, you need to start winning playoff games again. Yeah.

So I think, I think Vrable, obviously, he's the culture fit there. He perfect. He perfect fit for Pittsburgh. Um, I don't think, I really don't think the Tom Litz going to come back. But looking ahead, I'm just excited about the chiefs and the bills. Yeah. This is, this is good for America. And they set it up that last game on Sunday. Yeah. Um, I'm, I'm, I'm very nervous about the chiefs and the bills. Yeah. This is good for America. And they set it up that last game on Sunday. Yeah. I'm very nervous about our bills future.

I'll be totally honest. Patrick Mahomes scares the fuck out of me for that respect. And yeah, I just feel like the bills defense is so many injuries. We'll see the injury report as it comes out later on this week. But they've lost everything.

And shout out to the AFC for having like the premier brand name quarterbacks that they're going to send to the Super Bowl. We've got my homes, Allen, Jackson, CJ Strauss, fun in the NFC, it's like all the unhailed it, all like the upstart guys. Oh, guy, Jared Gawg, guy, Jared Gawg, the Gritty guys. Yeah. You got the Superstars in the AFC,

and then you got the Grinders, your Brock Purdies in the AFC. It is funny how the, because we watch all this football on Super Wild Card Week and you just kind of forget that the Niners and Ravens are in the playoffs in the one seat. Yeah. There's a lot of bullets in board material if you're the Ravens. No one talked about us. No one talked about us. I did not talk about the Ravens.

I did not talk about it. I didn't talk about it. And you also see a team win a playoff game. You're like, man, this team is hot. They want a playoff game. Yeah. What have the Ravens done in these playoffs? Nothing nothing no points absolutely nothing so the other game Bucks Eagles First let's give a ton of credit to the box Baker Mayfield. I'm happy for Baker mayfield

That was an incredible performance You know he's been cast aside. They even had the story, I think Troy said it, that he was kind of lost and Sean McVeigh was like, just be you, just be Baker Mayfield. He's found his mojo back. If you had said what two years ago, like would Baker Mayfield ever win another playoff game?

You probably would say no. He now has as many wins in the playoffs as Dak Prescott. That's a lot of fun. Really? Yeah. From the Cowboys. Yeah. Dak Prescott from the Cowboys. Okay. That's interesting because Baker's he's had how many head coaches in six years? Like eight. It was eight. Yeah. It started in Hugh Jackson. Yeah. And then here's a name I hadn't thought of in a long time. Freddie Kitchens. Freddie Kitchens. Remember him. Yeah. He's right. Right. Steve Wilkes.

He's gone through it all. He's bounced around a little bit. It is awesome to see him. And he looked good last night. He looks really good. Throwing the fuck out of the football. The box still have good players. I know that I know I've been hard on the box

because then the NFC South and when you watch NFC South football, they're like, oh man, this is tough to watch. Which team actually wants to win this division, but they still got really, I mean, Mike Evans is, Mike Evans dropped a couple that would have been, that could have been an uglier game. But yeah, the bucks and their defense played well and Baker, I'm happy for Baker.

That's good for Baker. It's also funny that, you know, we talk about the NFC East all year. There's no NFC East team left. There's an NFC South team, two NFC North teams. It's just poof like that. Maybe the NFC South was a good division. Who knows?

These beat each other up. Yeah. They had, I think they were sending five guys on almost every single play. Like that's what Todd Bulls does. Everyone knew it. Everyone knew it was gonna happen. He blitzes one guy and you don't know which guy's gonna blitz

and confuse the fuck out of Jalen Hertz, confuse the fuck out of the entire offense. The Eagles offense looks so disjointed. They were doing all these weird tunnel screens, bubble screens. They didn't attack the middle of the field. Jalen Hertz looked very uncomfortable when he was running the ball.

Yeah. Everything looked way, way, way wrong. He wasn't even doing his favorite play that much of running right and throwing it out of bounds. He did it a couple of times. They stopped the push push last night? Yeah, they got safety. Well, when they stopped the push push,

they also tried to rip his helmet off. That's true. Maybe that's the key. I wish that safety was just the end of the game. Well, you get a safety of the game's over. Here's an actual take-off. I'm not a mad at Gwyn. And I'm dead serious about this.

Safety should be worth more than two points. Yeah. Safety should be worth between three and five points. Yeah, four points. If you talk before. If you talk before, if you talk before, I'd be fine, four, fine, five, fine. Safety's are so hard to do. And they're so awesome.

And they're so awesome. The fact that they're only worth two points is just, it doesn't make any sense. It's the biggest win that you can have in terms of like physical football on defense. Yeah, and interception return for touchdowns. Great. A safety, it's like, yeah, you just, you man up on it. Yeah, but it's the only thing where you can score and get the ball right. That's true.

That's sure you do get the ball back. If safeties were worth five points, but you didn't get the ball back, or you can elect, you can get seven points, or no, you get five points, but you don't get the ball back. I like that. I just, at any rate, I think safety should be worth more. As for the Eagles, Max, you know what? Why don't we play the clip first so people can get a sense of what Max was going through last night because this was during

the stream. This was during the stream. And I want to say this because I know there's some people like, all Max, like turn off his mic, you know, we don't want to hear him. Max is pure Philadelphia in the fact that when the Eagles play poorly, Max thinks that that is like his own life, like people are looking at him as like a pussy. People are being like, the Eagles can't tackle your soft. To Max. But no, the Eagles are in extent. They're in extent to Max.

He's not. They're in extent to Max, but this with this rant was so perfect because it was all as aggression on how the Eagles were playing playing summed up and frank the tank was sitting laughing in the background because as we said many times max does have early onset flimming he is a perfect perfect apprentice to frank flimming max go ahead and play is after a minute another mistackle uh... which gained the box like i don't know another first down to have a cold there where no in Tampa no

I thought that I thought that might have been a minute thing but no no no it was for Florida standards but no it was not for me to get just correct it was another mistack another mistack push the button so this is what I miss a tackle no one's getting off their blocks. Nobody will ever make a fucking tackle. Ever! Ever!

How many times tonight are they just gonna stand up and get an extra five yards? It's every time! How many of you suckers? How many? You fucking bunnies and you're single one of you should be ashamed of yourselves. It's embarrassing. You're learning well. That's my young apprentice. You're not even well. That's great. My god, you're a practice. He's your understudy, Frank. Oh, oh.

Oh, man. All right, so Max, that was a great rant. It was straight from the heart. How are we feeling today? I'll feel better once I hear about a coaching change. Oh, you want what, Patricia gone? Yep. Okay, so that will make you feel better?

That's one. Okay. I want every one of them. You're trying to say that. Every single one of them. Big Dom. Big Dom, big Dom stays. Okay, big Dom stays through multiple coaching generations.

He was there when Andy was there. So, like, talk us through the game i mean that was pathetic the Eagles were pathetic last night there are offenses pathetic their defense is pathetic they were everything that they've seen and in the craziest part is they were in that game until the safety it was a one-score game davonte spith was the only one who was like that guy came to play what what are you feeling? I mean, it's just the worst.

I mean, there's so many things that went wrong with that game, but it's everything that you've been seeing for the past five weeks. Everyone in feeling new was coming. There was a part of everyone that was like, ah, maybe they'll flip the switch just because that's being a sports fan. And always thinking that your team has some sort of chance, even though deep down, every single person knew that that was going to happen. And it sucks, but it is what it is.

And now we need a clean slate. Go go towards next year. You still have good players. Get a real coach, not some guy who's just doing stinking. Stinking. I'm too much curse in last night. Oh, you mom texted you. No. Uh, yep. Stinking. It's just like, it's just like Philly madlibs out there. Like we just have to have someone who's a football guy who can coach football men. Like Pete Prisco is going to tell us. Yeah,

you get to talk about leaders of men. we need a leader of men on this team and Make best buddy who does the cliche and says Rocky and then yells remember remember the game that they who they beat the chief chiefs To go ten and one and he said see And then they went and then two and six you see that somebody at the game poured a full bucket of popcorn on dick Yeah, no, that's that's fucked up. Oh, that's fucked up What no, I agree with it's popcorn now that that's We found a lot. I think we need to get you know you love that. Yeah, you know he doesn't he doesn't think actually like I wish it was a full beer

Yeah, I wish it was more popcorn. He buried him a lot to be fair That guy was me last night and last night I probably would have been I probably would have liked it But now looking at it. It's like that like I saw the video and it's like it's like this guy sucks But come on that's there's some of the better is there's respect factor I guess all right, so max you want everyone gone Nick Seriano went Seriani went to the Super Bowl last year He also this is also the worst collapse in like the history of sports It really is actually when you think about it. We were throwing out teams and like what you're saying show up to Hank

Yeah teams that have collapsed and there's been a lot of collapses But when you add in the fact that the Eagles were very good last year and went to the Super Bowl and then the 10 and 1 It was a coin flip Super Bowl game. It was a coin flip Super Bowl. The chart you keep crying about the chart. Well, a couple of plays go a different way that he goes with Super Bowl champions. Right.

But you keep you would keep a coach around because he has to make your team better moving forward. You don't keep a guy around because like, hey, thanks for that Super Bowl appearance. Right. And right now, everything says the way that that the locker room looked at the end in the year. The player is not picking up phone calls from the quarterbacks. You feel like maybe this is not something he can repair. In what way could you go into next year with a positive outlook if he is still the coach of that team? Yeah. Like there's no way to get to get rid of what happened this year if he's still there next year. Right, so they started 10 and one

and their final point differential was negative 13. Whoa. That's bad. Pretty bad. The gauntlet, I told you about the gauntlet. Yeah. I mean, no, but the 10, the 10 and one was through that was halfway through the gauntlet.

The not all the way through. But like you keep saying the gauntlet, if it was at the beginning of the gauntlet, it would make so much more sense. No, the gauntlet's take the way through but like you keep saying the gauntlet if it was at the beginning of the gauntlet it would make so much more sense no the gauntlet's like it out of them no but that's what a gauntlet does no but you you would have said up until the gauntlet and then they played all the good teams they beat more than half of the teams in the gauntlet mm-hmm so you're off and so like your defense stuck your defense looked like I mean you heard the rant where you were screaming at them.

Yeah. I think you were probably, you're probably right. No, they were soft, but their offense was so bad last night. On, on third and fourth down, they average, there were 11 plays. They had 11 third and fourth downs. They average 9.2 yards to go. Oh, it's the play, the play calling is so bad. There was one play that was to the middle of the field.

And it was the Devante Smith 60 yard catch. Yeah. Like every single one is a bubble screen or Devante Smith go route, hoping, hoping come down with it. That's, that's been the play, that's been the playbook for the entire year. AJ Brown, try and come down with it or bubble screen. Nothing is easy through the middle of the field. And I don't understand come down with it or bubble screen. Nothing is easy through the middle of the field. And I don't understand how you're an NFL head coach. You get paid millions of dollars and you don't make an adjustment. One fucking times thinking time from week

one to week to the wild card weekend. How do you not make an adjustment? It was so bad. How can you go into this game being like, hmm, we're just gonna do it again. And I told myself I wasn't any at man. No, you'd say, okay, let it out. So, Dixie, you're on is a problem. You also, Jason Kelsey is retiring, you know, Hall of Fame career, incredible career.

That's sad. Some older pieces on your roster, you got to make a decision about, what about the other thing thing the elephant in the room that someone oh cuz he played for all damn what oh He did play no, I'm not so much of onto Smith. He's pretty skinny true. He's good What about what about the other thing what cuz he didn't do it... You didn't play that well, you... You want me to... I know what you're trying to do, I'm not gonna do it.

What are you talking about? I don't know, why don't you tell me what I'm talking about? What, how could I know what you're thinking? Because you know exactly what I'm thinking. I have no idea what you're talking about. You can be talking about anything. Who do you, what do you, what do you say? It's an elephant in the room, that was a little clue.

Yeah. Elephant Slash. The Montetsmith, he went out there, Emma. Yeah, sooner. No, think sooner than that. I got it. I know I'm trying to think of it. No, he knows, he knows 100% what I'm talking about.

Is that an issue? We don't want to get to the second round of questioning on this. Is jailing hurt? I don't think jailing hurts an issue, but is he an issue? He did not look. No, it's good this year.

I, you guys said it all year, it didn't look himself. I think he was battling, I think the knee was a serious thing that was lingering him along here. We would have ever told you, yeah, wow. Yeah, well. I was like, two guys were sitting here every single week this year being like, the knee doesn't look good.

No, I agree. I think he's a tough guy. He battled it out this year. I think that he was not 100% and I think there are things that are gonna come out about his medicals. After the year, I still think he threw the ball like for the most part pretty well this year.

I just don't think that he was put in a situation for him to succeed. Let the league in least easy passes. That was my success. I didn't know that is a stat and I was trying to find it again. So once I made this graph of like, the most difficult passes thrown in the league, it was like one of those,

a graph. It was like a square graph. It was some sort of graph. I'm like, there's like the line. A line of graph. A line of graph. No, but it's like a diagonal line. And it's like that's the base and you a line no, but it's like diet. It's like a diagonal line Okay, and it's like that's the base and you want to be above the

Like the four quadrants. Yeah, it's like who has just like the easiest amount of like check downs blah blah blah passes and like who throws the most difficult Ball like it was projected completion percentage. This is a great segment max explains a graph projected completion percentage. This is a great segment. Max explains a graph. Yeah. And it said that like he was throwing the most difficult balls in the league this year. But that doesn't mean he has the least.

And he had the. No, it didn't. Oh, it did. If I had the graph by his average, his average easiness of ball is thrown was. But he was completing. He was completing the most difficult passes in the league and not throwing the easiest pass. Got it. So would that be, is that his fault?

Is that the offense's fault? Maybe you should throw easier balls. Maybe you should change the shirts and be Jalen Hertz throwing club to Jalen Hertz passing club. Check down club. I mean, that's a good shirt in the bar store. I don't know why you're saying anything about that. Sounds like it's more of a thrower than a passer.

Well, what? And he's getting paid a lot of money now. Yeah, Jalen Hertz is still a good quarterback. Okay. I agree. I agree. I don't know why we're even talking about it. Well, you, we're all trying to find the guy who did this.

I mean, Max, you, over the course of the season, have said many times, like, don't pay quarterback. I, I think that's more of like a NFL thing that like you're starting to see that around the like is anyone is anyone in this right now have they paid a quarterback you were talking specifically about the Eagles in the NFL. Yes. Well, they might get relegated after last night. I I don't regret I think that's just the way of the league now. It's like a quarterback gets good, you have to pay them

and then it hurts your team. We talk about this all the time of like your window. Well, no, the majority of your window is going to be when your quarterback is on its first contract. What about if you just have a really good quarterback? It takes less money to help your team. Yes, Tom Brady, I get it. But you can also, you can pay a quarterback a lot of money.

They just have to be special. But every quarterback is going to get that deal. You got to know that they're special before you pay him that money. Like I still think Jalen Hertz is a very good quarterback. Every quarterback needs a coach that is going to put them in a situation to win. It's not.

Yes. We're good. I actually agree with you. I think Jalen Hertz is still like a very, very top 10 quarterback for sure. And I would say I will, the thousand percent say I think I do too. Giller is still like a very, very top 10 quarterback for sure. Yeah. And I, yeah, I would say I, I, I, well, the thousand percent say that I think he's top 10.

I think he was borderline top five going to this year. I think he's probably between five and 10. Yeah, there was an interesting video that came out. I think mostly sports, one of our shows here at BarreStool with Mark Titus and TJ, tweeted this video out. It was, it was before he was on that show. Oh, yeah, any bow and countergripping's on that show too. Oh yeah, Ebo.

And Connagriff and yeah, and Connagriff and his mom. So when they showed this video of Jalen Hertz and Nick Serriani at the Super Bowl and Nick looking across the field and flipping somebody off and Jalen like grabbing his hand and pulling it down, be like, what are you doing man? And that's the second that the Eagles fell apart. I think that's a Seahawks game, was that?

Was that a Seahawks game? He was yelling at Pete Carroll in a Seahawks game. I thought for some reason it was at the Super Bowl. No, I'm, well, well, I mean, you could also say that was the moment of the project. Yeah, but he did have a, like, a back and forth with Pete Carroll this year that was, like, him, me, and like, what the fuck? Yeah, but in that video in particular,

you can definitely see a look on Jalen's face, like, I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, but in that video in particular, you can definitely see a look on Jalen's face like I'm the leader of this team. Yeah, I'm sick of this. Nick is a clown. Yeah. Nick's a clown moment. I mean, Chris goes, I didn't chime in when he was talking about it,

but he's gonna talk about your need, your head coach to be leaders of men. I don't know how you look at Nick Sireonini and be like, I think this guy is going to motivate a team like through adversity. I agree. So, all right, so a couple other questions, because I wasn't super bowl.

It was super bowl. He had another one where he went after Pete Carroll that was like, what are you doing, dude? Yeah, I think in this one, they showed a shot of my homes, right? And then they showed a shot. People thought he was flipping off my homes. I don't think that he was.

I was thinking, he was flipping off somebody on the chiefs. And yeah, Jalen Hertz was just like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, why are you doing this? One other question, we'll get back to coaching. Did queswalkins not bring his phone last night? What happened? Queswalkins is not a good wide receiver.

Like he's just not good. But he wasn't ready for the call. No, he was not ready for the call. He was not ready for the call. No one was ready for the call except for Devontesmith. Devontesmith was very good. He's an awesome. He's awesome. Alright, so Nick Sireon, if they don't fire him, how angry you be?

Show angry. Furious. I don't like, I will, I just won't care about anything going into next year if he's still that good. You said that you would have zero. He said that you would stop watching Eagles games. If Nick Sireon, he would have to watch Eagles games. You said you'd stop. If I didn't, if you, if you guys will allow me would stop watching Eagles games if Nick Sireon he would have to watch these Eagles games You said you'd stop if I didn't if you if you guys will allow me to stop watching Eagles games I will stop watching. I think you I think if Nick Sireon is the coach you have to stop watching them But you can listen to them. I get to close your eyes every time they show Nick Sireon. No because the only reason of not watching it That I would do the only reason of not watching is so like Because I know what's going to happen

and I don't want to be emotionally invested into that team. I mean, how great would that content be though, if Max was on in the gambling cave with us, just with the Steve Bartman earphones on, just screaming because the Eagles fucked up again. I do love Meryl. They do have to get, you do have to get rid of them though,

because he's, they're gonna get rid of him. It's a disaster, it's collapse of epic proportion, he looks like a clown. Now the question is, who do you want? There's one guy I want for all of the right reasons. And one bad boy that you want for all the wrong ones. Yeah. Tell me about the bad boy.

He sounds more fun. Yeah. I mean, it would just be so, like, it would be so good if Bill Bellichack was team to. Yeah, it would be awesome being unbelievable story. Story of all time. Hank would be, Hank, like I, there was parts of me last night when I was getting really, really angry, like laying in bed at night and I was like, but think about Hank, like if Bill Bellichack. That's what you do in

bed at night. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah doing better night. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah Think about Max this week. I was not I was not okay Who else do you want? I'll take Harball if he's available. Okay sure one Good question both. I don't know. I could get like I could be convinced there's a plethora of men out there. Mike McCarthy. No, not Mike McCarthy. You want a plethora of men. There's a plethora?

There's not round of era. I'd maybe take round of era as DC. No, you wouldn't. Why not? Okay, yeah, no, you should, yes. Yeah, congrats, you have them. Josh McDaniel. Sure, I've taken them as an OC.

I... Maybe I could get excited for so many people out there as long as it's not next year. There are so many good coaches that are doing it right now. Like a fan fiction that we're all writing in our heads. And the Eagles still have a have like a good roster and like a desirable place to go for a coach. So I think that we should be in a good situation to get somebody. Running out of guy after three years, he went to play off every single year went to the soup bowl I like I like that framing of it. You're running about a town. Yeah, Doug Peterson won a soup bowl got ran out of town

But I don't know I mean, I was one of the super run out of town and you're There's a poor popcorn on a coach Kelly great coach run out of town. Chip Kelly was a really good rich Co-tight Run ran him out of town ran him out ran his ass out of town body Chip Kelly was a really good coach. Rich co-tight ran him out of town. Ran him out. Ran his ass out of town. Buddy Ryan, would they do the buddy? Ran him out of town.

You know what would be great though? Outside of Bill Bailcheck being a little coach. Is Ran him out of town. The Cowboys hiring Nick Sireon. I would love to see him just have to flip right away. Oh my God, I would love that. With a 10 gallon hat and just be like, I've always loved Dallas.

He brings a gun with him to the press conference. Fuck, fill it all out. Rocky, he's a short Italian guy. He sucks. That would be great to see him have to twist his brain for that. Um, the billbell check low has been interviewed by the Falcons. Correct. Which would be a very funny interview to watch. Just them being like, so, you know, how'd you do it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like tell us a time. You feel bad. just them being like, so, you know. How'd you do it? Yeah, like tell us a time. You feel bad. Tell us a time that you faced adversity in your job. Yeah. Like, well, there was this one super bowl. So we talked about the interview possibility with our Bella check on Sunday Night Show

where it's like, what do you even talk in an interview with this coach about? Regardless, if it's a felcans, that's crazy. But if it's like what do you even talk in an interview with this coach about? Regardless, if it's the Falcons, that's crazy. But if it's anybody else, Whitney said he, Bell Check should interview them. Yeah, so it's correct. So what they're doing, the Falcons flew up, picked them up, and then flew them down. I believe to Antigua. Love it.

And interview them on Arthur Blanks yacht. So if you want to interview Bill Bell Check, you have to take them on a vacation with him and then fly him back I am there's no different than a recruit coming to town You got it you got to make sure that you got everything set up in I L deals. Yeah, everything having me with the boosters It's he got game. So we talked about the Allen gets into that into that dorm room. I'm all over Arthur Blanks Jet we reported that he was gonna be interviewed by the Falcons before broke I'm telling you right now, next up,

hasn't been reported yet. Harbaugh will be interviewed by the Falcons. Ooh, I like it. The plane, I believe, just picked him up and is flying back to Atlanta with him right now for the interview. Love that. No, Antigua.

Actually, no, it's. Harbaugh does my good. It looks close to, it's in the air right now. So it's approaching Atlanta. I don't know, they might just keep going, it goes south. That would be, if I was Harbaugh, and I found out that Bella check got the Tee-Goo interview, I'd be like, well, you clearly don't want me.

Yeah. Although Harbaugh probably is like, I don't want this frills. Skip, just get me in a room. Yeah. Yeah. No windows. Harbaugh's not a beach vacation. No, no windows. He wants to be just in a room, talk some football. I think Harbo is going to go into the chargers and then

Yeah, Bill Bell check to the Eagles would be great. Yeah, the show Bill Bell check to the Cowboys would be great for the show Bell check to the commanders would be great for the show, but I I only want him to fuck with Hank I want I also want Hank to Talk about if that were to happen What do you mean? He would become a die-hard Cowboys. No Eagles.

Oh, yeah, talk about that, Hank. Good point, Max. You hate the city of Philadelphia so, so much. Yeah, honestly, it would be tough. I want to say I would be a fan. I don't know that that would be true. Max would be so annoying. The scumbags of Philadelphia would be so annoying I don't I don't I don't want to say this but there's like best case scenario might be

He wins like three games goes on a losing streak and they run him out of town I can't break the record for the Eagles that just just came. Oh man, the record. That was brutal. Anyone else. So you would agree at that point that it's Brady not Belicek. Yeah, you know, that's a half Philadelphia. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no a lot of people out of town. They ran that kid. I already forgot his name. They ran Hitchbott out of town. Hitchbott, they kicked the shit out of Hitchbott. And that asshole right out. Never rocked. Hit the bricks.

Hit the bricks side, Roboi. I would love to see it. By the way, we just, uh, who sent that shake? Might have sent that, uh, in a team meeting today, Mike Tomlin meme said it told Steelers players a speculation about him stepping ways unfounded and he plans on coaching the team in 2024. Source to say, Tomlin who is entering the final year's contract is expected

to address the media later this week. Could have been easier done just by taking that question and not walking off. Yeah, it's kind of weird. But now, now you have to think maybe Vrable. Maybe Vrable would be great in photo. I would take Vrable for sure. Leader of men.

Leader of men. Leader of men. Uh huh, men. Men. What else do you got some old guys under roster max? For sure. We got some young holes on the roster. We got a lot of holes.

I also was thinking about it more. I think the strategy for the Eagles to draft a bunch of Georgia players is smart, but then when you give them to Nick Sireonny, they're all like, who the fuck is this guy? They went from Kirby smart to Nick Sireonny. That's where it falls apart. Yeah.

You think that's where Sireonny wears the visor just to remind them? Yeah. Like a little continuity in their life. Hey, I'm kind of like Kirby. It looks like a Halloween costume. He's Kirby smart for Halloween. Yeah. So what else we got?

Anything else for, I mean we're excited for for the upcoming Division around I I'm done doubting the box. I don't know. I think the Lions will win but fuck I'm a huge Lions guy Oh, those lines is what I'm rooting for the Lions super That would be so tough for us. Yeah, well, you would prove great week right after all the complainers. And very true, yeah. If you're like, yeah, we had the Super Bowl before everyone else.

Yeah, Pills, Lions, that'd be awesome for America. Yeah, but the box, Baker Mayfield's just a dog. He's a true dog. That's an old time run out of town guy too. Yeah, in Cleveland. Yeah, yeah, they never know. It's not watching them, yeah. Never knew how good you had it.

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No, you do. You wanted to be back here. I did. So bad you didn't get another flight. I did get another flight. Yes, I did. I thought it was the same flight that got delayed. No, that flight this morning got canceled.

That got delayed again till tomorrow, so I had to get another flight for today. Oh, but you couldn't have done that yesterday. Yeah, I was going to show you the screenshot. Oh, but you couldn't have done that yesterday. I, yeah, I was gonna show you the screenshot. Everything, you just screenshot. Jake was trying to track my flight and snitch. I mean, he can confirm. That's just, Jake was. I was just, I'm here in rumors.

Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, well, rumors are curious. It's disgusting how you're invading another man's privacy by tracking his plane. I just like tracking planes the same way you do. Yeah. Why do you guys just hop on my interest and shut them down? Jake, that was, that was,

well I heard, I heard, I was very clearly making a joke about myself. And I just heard that, you know, Jake was on you. Jake was on you. Come on, Jake was on you. Jake, were you looking at his flight? Yeah, he was mentioning Southwest. I had an interesting Southwest experience last week,

so I just wanted to say. I liked that actually, Jake, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna actually go reverse of everyone here. Every time Hank flies, I want you to track it. And I want you to give me updates on what's going on with his flights. I don't care if it's vacation, whatever. I want to know everything about Hank's flights.

He's just gotta give me the info. Yeah, we'll get it. Don't you worry. Oh, but yeah, I feel like I've been on the hot seat the past couple of days. Everyone's tweeting at me new, or post writing articles, questioning whether or not Tiffany and I are dating.

So I would like to set the record straight that we're not. Oh, not dating. Yeah, we watched the Cowboys. That was kind of the one thing that really bonded us together. And most was our mutual love for the Cowboys. We did spend a really nice weekend together. She has lovely house, great dogs. We had a good time on Saturday, but after the Cowboys lost, I was kind of ranting about how we got to get rid of Dak Prescott. He is the worst quarterback of all

time. He can't throw the ball, has the yips, whatever you want to say, plays good in the regular season, doesn't show up in the playoffs. That's going to get you nowhere. They should bring in Belchec, get the defense going, change the culture. And she is more of a really big doc press got fan, wants to get an offensive minded coach in there to change things. And the difference in ideology, just kinda. Yeah, we were just kinda bickering.

And it was one of those things where we kinda just said, let's just call a spade a spade and go our separate ways. That's brutal, it's was one of those things where we kind of just said let's just, you know, call a spade of spading or separate ways. Oh, that's brutal. It's like one of a couple breaks up because I can't decide if they want to have kids or not. Yeah, like we're still friends, but yeah, I just think romantically it's not not going to happen. So are you going to see her ever, anytime ever again? Oh, you never know. You never know what the future holds big cat. You know, none of us

could be here tomorrow that, that. Oh, yeah. No, you're gonna go that route. Good point. But you just don't know what's gonna happen. I had one day left on earth. Would you call her? Yes, absolutely. Okay.

Say bye or just say, hey, let's hang out. You up. I would, we would just, just a chat. Oh, okay, just chat. Was that the Kyle Shanahan? Like, yeah. But he could die tomorrow, so. Yeah.

Why are you asking me this question about Jimmy Garoppolo? Yeah. That's exactly how I feel. I mean, if you, if you could die tomorrow. So yeah, why are you asking me this question about Jimmy Garoppolo? That's exactly how I feel. I mean if you if you could die tomorrow, I mean, I feel like You want to live life to the fullest if I die tomorrow I would be the happiest in the world. Yeah, I had a I had a great life. Yeah, you'd be the happiest man in the world if you died tomorrow Oh, wow, what happened this weekend? No, just oh everything. I have a great job great friends great family Mm-hmm. I'm a lucky guy. Yeah, you are. Lucky.

But you guys had a good time, got along well. Yeah, we had a great time. Did you get lucky? No, or were you born lucky? I was born lucky. I was born lucky. Yeah, okay. But yeah, she was, you know, I damaged her house

and she was fine with that. Thought it was really funny. Yeah. And she was nice enough, I mean, she's nice stuff. So let me, obviously, that it wasn't ideal where I was like, hey, I missed my flight, like I have to stay. And she was like, that's great. So it was fun.

Are you walking any different after that slip and fall? Yeah, my leg has hurt up and I've been limping. You're walking differently after that again. Is she also walking differently? No, I think she's walking walking. She's walking. You are walking with a limp. Yeah, can I see the knee?

Is there a mark on there? Is there if there's no mark? Here's a big list. Oh, there's a mark. Okay, all right. All right. Did you know you're being taped when you hit the wall? I know it's being taped.

I also didn't know that if I hurt the wall or not, you hurt the wall. Yeah. I mean, one of the best videos like early, it's early in the year, but it's definitely in the running for best video of 2024. I did offer to fix it. I was like, I'm probably can't fix it the way you're supposed to fix it, but let's say this was like we were trying to get a security deposit back. Like I could make it look like it's the hole's not there. Yeah. Um, so she's gonna try and get rid of this hole. No problem. She's gonna try and frame it. So that's oh, that would be nice. Okay, in your cool turn. My cool turns Billy Mitchell. Oh, that was mine. What happened with him? He got all his records reinstated. He's back. He keeps switching back and forth on this.

Yeah. No, the king is back though. He is it that guy Walter that that's in his pocket that switch it back? I don't know. No twin galaxies. Yeah, that's Walter. He's in galaxies. He's back though. He's all the way back. So it feels good to have Billy Mitchell get the respect he deserves. He got a doctor to clear him. Really? From what statement? The twin galaxy statement said in fair consideration of the expert opinion provided by Dr. Zyda on behalf of Mr. Mitchell and consistent with Twin Galaxy's dedication to the meticulous documentation and preservation of video game war history,

Twin Galaxy shall here for reinstate all of Mr. Mitchell scores as part of the official historical database of Twin Galaxy's website. Love it, good for Billy. The Doc. All time heal. Got a doctor.

I wonder what the doctor is in. She's like, doctor of what? He did it. He did it. Uh, okay. Good job. Good job, Hank. Thanks.

Uh, PFT, your hot sea coolter on. I'm just gonna put winter time on the hot sea because we've been, we've been baptized until Chicago winter. Yeah. For the past like three days. Yeah, I'm worried about my pipes. You weren't here. Oh, no, why?

They're all coming out. I have not been home. I have not been home. I don't know if they exploded or not. You live in a condo building. How do you not know if your pipes explode? You don't live in a house. I haven't been home.

I'm just worried. I see the videos of the lake looking like a hot spring. I'm like, God damn, it looks cold. But you live in a condo. I left, I did the drip thing, but like, I don't know. It's just, it's leaving running water going in your house intentionally and then leaving for two days that turns into four days.

Yeah, and you live in a condo bill. You live in a condo, you have to do the drip thing. They do? Oh, the pipe, it's not a free standing like solo house. Like, all the, everyone else using their water. Okay. I think you'll be okay. I think you'll be okay.

I think you would have gotten an email by now from your building. They might have been inside. They don't know. They haven't been inside. I think it's probably more likely that your house got flooded than it got frozen. I'm concerned. I'll just say that.

What is the drip method? He just left it like fully on. Yeah, the wet band. How many trips did you leave on? Four, three, which ones? Sink. Guest bathroom, bathroom, bathroom shower. I mean, condo, you can have frozen pipes,

but I just, yeah, okay, good job. Drip king. But it's been bad. It's been really bad here. It's probably gonna be 17 degrees, but good. It was back. It was negative 27 windshield this morning, I believe. It's been like negative 15, negative 20 on the Winchill.

It's been like negative eight actual degrees outside. And we're lucky enough where we can come in. We work indoors. We watch football, which we can't complain about. Facts. So we watch football this weekend. And we're also working at gym. Also working at gym.

And we're leaving the office and me and Big Cat were walking out at the same time. And we're like, yeah, the sucks, but we walking out at the same time and we're like yeah the sucks But we just got to get through it and Big Cat goes yeah, but you know what at least we got garages So we don't have to spend that much time outside. It's so awesome having a garage. I was like yeah, you're right I love my garage. It makes it really easy to get there in the morning when I don't have to actually get outside until I get to the office So I get home. It's about How late were we there probably like? 12? Yeah, yeah, you're right. It was like one. Yeah, 132 and I get home, it's about, how late were we there? Probably like, it's like 12? Yeah, yeah, you're right. It was like one, yeah,

132. And I get home and I pull into my driveway, I hit the garage door open or on my garage, nothing happens. And I hit it again, nothing happens again. So I go, I park on the street, go inside, check out the garage, and I hit the button again, and it starts lifting it up off the ground, except the bottom of the garage is frozen to the driveway. Because we got snow, it was so fucking cold, that froze the bottom of my garage door to the driveway, and the motor lifts the top of my garage

and pulls it apart at the seam from the bottom of my garage. So now I've got a big hole in the middle of my garage from where the motor just pulled it up. I did not think that, like I knew Chicago winners were gonna be tough. I didn't think it was like, frees your garage door to the ground until it gets ripped apart by the motor.

Yeah, the last three days of socked. It's been with 17 degrees tomorrow. 17, 40, on Monday next month. Oh, me, a balmy 17 tomorrow. Yes. I'm excited about that. My cool throne is Hulk Hogan. Mm-hmm.

Hulk Hogan on the cool throne. First responder, Hulk Hogan. Yes. Life saver Hulk Hogan. There was a multi-car accident in Clearwater, Florida. That's where all the golfers live, right? Yeah. He was reportedly driving with a friend

when they stopped to respond to the accident. Hogan helped the teen driver get out of her car by popping the car's airbags with tools he had on hand. He loved that brother. He just showed up and was like, oh, you just stabbed it. That was much, that was much of it. Yeah, but he just showed up and stabbed the airbag

with probably a knife, I would imagine. Yeah, but if you're that, he probably, I feel like he's got a collective keychain. He might just use his dick. Yeah. He's got a hog. Yeah. He might just use his dick. Yeah. Well, he's got a hog. Yeah, that's right. He shows up and just...

He never saw it. Federal crime. No, I never saw it. If you're that person and you get into a car, I can't imagine that and you got, you rolled your car over multiple times, airbags off. And the first thing you see is like Holkogin tearing your door off the handle, helping.

You would think that you died, right? Yeah, you think you're in heaven. It's like the American hero. That's God. Yeah. I just, I've ascended. Good job, my Hulk Hogan. Yeah, great job.

Yeah. All right, my hot seats is, well, it was temporarily Lions fans, but I actually went to back them. Kelly Stafford came out and said that Lions fans booed her for little daughters. She's since retracted, but that was a crazy lie. So I feel like Mike, there's no, they booed Matt Stafford.

And they might have booed Kelly Stafford, but no one's like to say that your daughters got booties in saying. Yeah, well, that was like an instant like, oh, let me, like we lost. Let me make them feel bad. I stand with Lions fans. There's no way, like unless you show me a video

of a Lions fans pointing at the daughter and being like, see you little girl, boo, no chance. So if your daughters are on camera with you and Matt Stafford. Right. And there's boo. They're not booing. They're not booing your daughters. That's what I was saying.

Like unless you can like tell me like, I'm sure they're sitting in a suite in're not booing your daughters. They're not booing your daughters. That's what I was saying. Unless you can like tell me like, I'm sure they're sitting in a suite in the hallways of the suite. Someone booed the daughters. No chance. So Lions fans, you're off the hot seat. I can see Phil's fans. I stood with Lions fans right from the jump on that one

because that was just, that was one of those ones where it's like, I get it. You lost a very emotional game. The whole thing is emotional. Let me just throw out that they were mean to my kids. Yeah, it's actually, it's a smart cover. Yeah, it's a smart play for a second.

If you know the right people in the media, that will believe you at face value. But I believe it for a second. Kelly Smollett. Yeah, yeah. The booing of little kids, I don't, and also it would be kind of funny. Like I don't want little kids to get booed,

but it's also when little kids do get booed, it's like no one's actually booing at a malice. It's like kind of funny boo. So your kid doesn't finish, it's like popcorn fast enough when he's on the jumbo tron. To me, that'd be awesome if Philly did it. Yeah, if Philly fans booed it. Go bird. Yeah, go birds right in her face. Yeah. That would be funny in the same way that the two of fingers you think are funny. Oh yeah, but if I saw like a Philly guy in full face paint with the shoulder pads on, like booing a three-year-old girl That's so funny. Boatings hot in the streets these days. It is everyone's getting blotters getting booed

Widows getting booed Nick Sireonie getting booed popcorn dumped. Mm-hmm. Just boon. All right. My cool tur on was Billy Mitchell as well. He's back He's all the way back the greatest villain of all time. Uh, okay, Jake, your hot sea cool to run. My hot sea is Liberty football. They tweeted, getting it done in the classroom with a book emoji and then the graphic says 2.96 cumulative GPA. Love that.

That's really good. Yeah, that's actually not terrible. No, no. But really, they're like bragging about it as if it was a four point out. It is, it is pretty good. Well, it's the old, it's the old, it's the old, it's the old, it's the old tip.

It's the old tip. If your GPA's below 3.0, don't put it off the resume. Just don't put it on the resume unless you had like a 3.8 or just leave it off. Just be like graduated college. What's your resume? Or your GPA in college?

Mine was high. I was pretty good at college because I found all the hacks where I just did bullshit classes. I got, I was like a three nine. Oh wow. Nerd alert. That's awesome.

I got to see my freshman year and then I got, I literally just found the easiest classes that took no work and I never took a math class, never took a language class. I found the oldest professor in the world to do like a history class who just he just gave everyone a It's really colleges like can you find the the hacks? Yeah, Ray my professor was clothed. Yeah, yeah Make sure you really pronounce that T in there. That's just a Why was your GPA to 911? Okay, so tweeted out what do you guys think? What if high school GPA was? 204. No, you had like high school classes, you could, you probably found your way in time.

Oh no, I was pretty close. What was it if they? I'm gonna say 26 to three. Oh, okay. I split the difference. Yeah, it doesn't matter. No. Nope, it doesn't matter at all.

It doesn't matter. In fact, if you have a lower GPA, it's like a quarterback that throws interceptions sometimes. It's like, you try. No, I admit that my GPA was like the juice ball error. Checked out in college because I just, yeah, I never took a class on Friday either. That's the other tip.

Yeah, I tried to get all classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays one year. That was not working. I did it every single year. I did not take a class on Friday after my first semester in college. I did Tuesday, Thursdays one year that was not working. I did it every single year. I did not take a class on Friday after my first semester in college. I did Tuesday, Thursdays one semester. I did every hard semester. Logistic.

No, but only Tuesdays. Only Tuesdays, Thursdays, Thursdays, Thursdays, either. Yes, I would do that pretty much every single year. I'd say maybe some Monday, one Monday Wednesday, but I did a lot of Tuesdays and Thursdays. But if you try to do it where it's like all, like literally all classes on Tuesday or Thursday, it is impossible from a logistical point of view

to just like get physically from one room to another. But it was like, it would have been so. No, I know, you could have nice classes. Yeah, also, I took nice classes. Also, the tip too is like I was, I hit it on the nose of how many credits you needed to graduate. I did not do, like I had some friends who got like,

you know, like I think it was like 120, you need like someone who were in the 140s. I hit 120 the last second. I took a final in my senior year. I lived so close to Villanova that I took summer classes. Those are the easiest classes. Oh yeah, yeah. Did that too?

Yep, summer classes just get an extra like five. But I didn't like really hard classes that you can take in the summer and they're like half as difficult. The other tip for college kids is, if you go to a big school, it's either go to class or read the book, one or the other. If you do,

because professors don't really give a fuck, they basically teach you what's gonna be on the test is in their class, or if you don't go to the class, you can just read the whole book and you'll get everything you need. I've got a hot tip if you're looking to get out of a test to a new college student.

No professor will ever call you on this. Tell them you got sprayed by a skunk. I did that one time. That was my excuse, because he's a skunk on campus. I was like, I got sprayed by a skunk. I can't make it in, I'm going to Walmart to get tomato juice today so I can clean up. Yeah.

And the professor, what are they gonna do? Yeah. They're gonna be like, come in and let me smell ya. I already told you, I'm on the way to Walmart right now to get the tomato juice. I'll be cleaned up by the next time you see me. College is a sham, it's a big trick. Yeah, great.

You just gotta get through the tricks. It's a rather than an event. Yeah, it's just tricks. You just find tricks and then you're like, all right, this class is easy, I'll take this again. I did a class that was called, I think, it was not actually called it, but it was, people called it around campus, clap for credit.

It was just like all the athletes, you just would go and listen to music. Yeah. Clap for credit. I took Super Bowl on society. It was pretty cool. That's pretty cool. The history of the Super Bowl.

I took dinosaurs too. That rocks. That actually was a hard class, but it was online, so I cheated. I took football coaching, which was awesome. That's it. My professor spent like five years compiling all this data

to figure out whether or not you should take the ball or kick off in the first half. And he would only be like, I found out that if you receive the kickoff, your field position is actually worse over the course of the first half. Oh, and then I raised my hand. I said, what about the second half? Because it of the first half. And then I raised my hand, I said, what about the second half? Because it switches the second half.

He's like, I didn't take that into account when I was writing my thesis. So it's like, okay, this was a level of education we're dealing with here, but it was an awesome class. That is a sick class. I love that class. All right, Cheek, what was your cool throw? My cool throw are passengers who are on an airplane

where the door blows off, because the last airlines is awarding them $1,500. Oh, $1,500? That's cool. That's grown, yeah. That's fucking it. Sorry about, sorry about the refund and a refund of the original flight.

Sorry about you guys almost dying. There's 1,500 bucks. I think I won my seatbelt. I'd rather have nothing. Yeah, honestly, that's a, it's insulting. Either, oh, it's your wallet. It's your wallet. It has to start at 10 grand. it's insulting. Oh, it's your- Door coming off, it has to start at 10 grand. It's just, no, it's just be like, flights for life. You probably have to sign something saying

you're not going to sue them for anything. Yeah. Yeah, I would, oh, I would be in a neck brace getting off that plane. I would, I would need, I would get in the- In the moment, you would be- Oh, yes. Oh, you need an ambulance.

You got to take me to a hospital. Oh, yes. I'd go to a ketamine therapy for years. Yes You get over this trauma. Yeah, okay. What do you got Max? I was just thinking flights for life might be worth it Yeah, yeah, but they have to stick with that one airline and then what if you park your car at midway Now you're fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah the parking is so crazy. You can't do that. Also, if a plane with Alaska Airlines almost I mean, that's something great in the air.

That's not valid. No, it's not to come to delay a whole day. It was a holiday. I would totally fall. And I was gonna come back on a month, like come back on the Monday being like, oh, I in the middle of two games. I've done it.

I did it when we lived in New York, JFK, LaGuardia, like, oh, I'm in the middle of two games. I've done it. I did it when we lived in New York, JFK, Liguardi, like, oh, I can get a better flight, your earlier flight, okay, I'll just take a Uber. It is the difference between flying into Liguardi and flying into like Newark. Yeah, that's fucking fun. But on Martin Luther King Day, there's no traffic. Yeah, actually, no, it's actually way worse

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because we're in the middle of the playoffs and we are now heading into the divisional round and Pete's Jacksonville Jaguars are set to play their first playoff game as the one seed out of the AFC. So we thought we'd get Pete on to talk about his Jacksonville Jaguars before their big playoff game. Pete, you must have enjoyed the buy, right? Yeah, the buy was great. And by the way, they're not my Jaguars. I just happened to pick them and I was an idiot and believe me, you and you and every 50 million of your listeners have reminded me of my stupidity

and pick a Jacksonville to be the number one scene over and over and over You did it big cat you did it about 20 times during the season. Yeah, he just relentless Yeah, I'm not talking they lost. I was like was this scheduled was this scheduled Pete? What happened to the schedule? Where was the schedule wrong because you weren't wrong the schedule was wrong No, I was wrong because the team stunk. I mean, let's be real. They had so many issues this year and it starts with the roster. The general manager has not done a good job. I mean, yet he still stays there over and over.

He's the one guy that continues to be in the organization no matter who's running it, bad decision. And then you had it all up and guys didn't play well. I think Doug Peterson's at fault for some of that. They seem like whenever they start reading their press clippings and think they're good, they go into toilet. And so there are a variety of reasons

that the quarterback didn't play as well. So add it all up and I made a stupid pick and believe me, every one of your guys can continue to remind me because I deserve it. It's the nature of the organization, I think. Like if you pick, you know, even the cowboys, or you pick the Steelers, like a team that has won Super Bowls in their past to win a Super Bowl,

go to a Super Bowl, people can visualize it, they can see it. When you say the Jaguars are gonna go to the Super Bowl, it leaves an impression on people's brains in late August that they then stick with, and they're like, who is that Jaguars guy? Oh, yeah, Pete Prisco and I might have reminded some people You did you were relentless and by the way, what if you said okay the Lions they'd never been in the Super Bowl But if you said the Lions before the season did we would you have gotten the same reaction probably not and are the Lions capable of going to Super Bowl?

Of course they are. Yeah. You know, when it's teams that never have been there, of course, when you pick them and say they're going to get there for reasons that were laid out, I think I just, by the way, I deserve the give it to the other. I appreciate that, Pete. I think a lot of people could have taken the easy way out and said the schedule, Trevor Lawrence was hurt, et cetera, et cetera. I appreciate you putting your hand up. And so Pete is welcoming you to give him all the abuse online.

Pete wants your abuse. You're sick and he doesn't block people anymore. No. Not as many. If you get personal, I'll block you. Okay. If you get personal, I'll block you. I like other than that.

No, I'm not blocking it. All right. So Pete, looking back at Super Wild Card Weekend, the game's stunk for the most part. The Rams Lions, that was a good game. I enjoyed that one a lot. But for the most part, the rest of the game's not really interesting.

What is the biggest surprise? Well, the biggest surprise has to be Green Bay going in and winning the way they did. I thought they would hang around in the game, but to go in there and dominate the way they did, that was a bad look for Dallas. And everybody's all excited about Dan Quinn the plan was awful. I mean they had they had six defensive backs on the field the

entire game not only that their linebackers weighed 220 and 225 I think they're tiny they got pushed around the Packers outsmarted them on that side of the ball and did whatever they wanted to and by the way there were a lot of people out there that were killing Jordan love before the season. Lot of many of whom had him shine being one of them. I mean, he destroyed him. Um, and the day I was there, uh, he destroyed them him. And they were angry about it. I asked Jordan love about it.

He didn't care that players didn't care. They love that guy. That guy has a little bit of it to him. You can't see that when he comes out in the draft. You have no idea. He's got that in him and I think that's played out. So that was a big surprise to me. It was the way they handled the cowboys.

Yeah, Jordan loves playing incredible football. I've just admitted that he's probably a future Hall of Famer. The other thing that are maybe surprising, I don't know, the Eagles just basically dead dead team walking. What happens now? Is Nick Sirroni probably has to go even though he's made the playoffs three years in a row, made a Super Bowl, but that type of collapse. I don't think that's really, I don't think we've seen a collapse quite like that in the NFL in terms of how good they were last year to this year and then 10 and one and then out in an embarrassing fashion. Let me ask you this though. When they were 10 and one, did you think they looked like a 10 and one team?

They never really looked like a really, they never looked like a dominant team that they were at the end of last season. They had issues and here's part of the problem with the Eagles. They let age creep in in a lot of spots. The two corners, those two guys were terrible. Slag, you know, he and Bradbury both had issues. When they lost Maddox early in the season, that nickel corner became a problem. They didn't rush the pass or like they did a year ago. And so on the other side of the ball, they were physical last year. They weren't physical at all. They got away from the run the entire season except for early in the season when Swift

Brownwell. So I think Cereon is in trouble in large part because of the way it played out. But think about that. You go from Super Bowl one January to February to fire the next January. Is that where we are in the NFL these days? But I think when you think specifically about the Philadelphia Eagles, Jeffrey Lurie, he's, I mean, he fired Andy Reed, who's one of the best coaches of all time. He fired Doug Peterson, what, a couple of years after he won a Super Bowl.

So it's, he, he, he is clearly showing that he's not going to be timid when it comes to making changes with the coaches. Do we give Sereonani any benefit of the doubt because you lost both this offensive and defensive coordinator from a year ago? No, I think that's an indictment on Sireani. Yeah. He's coordinating with the merchant.

Why? How's that an indictment on Sireani? They leave for better than they could leave for head coach and job. No, that's great for his coordinators, but I'm saying that Sireani himself, you see what you get without these two guys with him. Like, what does he bring to the table? Answer me that, Pete. What does Nick Sireoni himself, you see what you get without these two guys with them. Like what does he bring to the table?

Answer me that Pete. What does Nick Sireoni do really well? That I don't know how he handles the room. I know he coached, he answers questions with an attitude. I can tell you that. That's the word is that he has the edge of the attitude. Is that, does that run players the wrong way? Does that anger them?

They didn't get better. So they answered your question. I will sit here and say that team was not better than they were a year ago and that in that you can say is a nightmare that coach right yeah so we was Syrian in particular would you say he lost the locker room don't know to seem like it though you did you see Jalen hurts when he was asked about him last night about about whether he didn't really give him a vote of confidence and that's never a good look when you're quarter back. You saw that press got he at least came out in the fence of Mike McCarthy.

He backed him. Jalen Hertz didn't. Yeah. Well, back press got Mike McCarthy might just be, they're like, hey, will you get my back? Will you get my back? Because we're both kind of fucked. Like we got it. We got at least happy childish back here because we're going to there's a chance we both

gone next year. No, well, let me ask you this for all it and quince the greatest in the world What lost the game the other day for the cowboys was the offense or the defense? I know I know press got through a couple of Defense offense the first half offense the first half you can't come out you can't come out at home and Look like that often. I know the defense is bad and and people will say dax stats because he obviously second half he put up a bunch of numbers. Yeah, that was dark But you you have to if you are a dark presscott and you're you have super bowl

Aspirations and you are home against a seven seed seven-half point dog You have to come out and give your team a chance to to be in the game right away They were out of that game within 15 minutes. The way he looked, the long drive touchdown three and out, then some turnovers. He buried that team. I know the defensive play well, but Dak buried that team and he showed up the way too late. Yeah, I mean, I can see where, yeah, I mean, he didn't play well.

Don't get me wrong, but I, you know, know that goes back to the I go back to the Buffalo game When they play Buffalo remember Buffalo ran it down a throat for what 270 yards that day they barely even threw the football And so you're too little they're too little there they don't have enough Bodies in there to counter out the run and and when you can't do that you hit those shots down the field So yeah, that didn't play well But they were the number one scoring offense in the national football league this year. I mean, so you got to take the account back. Yeah. In the regular season. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean, that's that's what you get out of

Dallas. They've been great in the regular season and McCarty. Would you would you fire would you both fire Mike McCarty and Nick Sireon? I think you should extend Mike McCarthy and Dak Prescott indefinitely in Dallas. And I think that you should make Nick Sierra on a coach for life in Philadelphia. I'm saying that as a command. I would love that. And that tells you all you need to know. Like, think about it that way.

Like I think each fan base wants their coach gone. Yeah, I'd fire both. I'd fire both especially because who do you have right now? You have Harball you have Bella check Possibly Tomlin Hold on but Vrayble peak Carol like there's some names out there that are Sabin nificent upgrades from what Mike McCarthy and I just I mean nixie is easier to me Mike McCarthy. I get it like he had a better season

And then you know the playoff disappointment happens again But yeah, I think both guys should be gone if I were if I were so seriani seriani gets no Nothing for going to the Super Bowl. I think I mean you can ask the the Philly sports faithful out there We know one or two of them and yeah, I mean I get it would you it's a way that it's open If he had won that game which probably some people argue that the call was terrible and they probably should have won a game with with you still fire him this year oh if you want a super bowl last year no you'd probably give him an extra year saying just think about that for a second yeah but that's the difference

maybe if you didn't cry too if you didn't cry at the super bowl before the super bowl I might keep them. So, you know, like, I'm with young frying. I mean, unless you have like a family death that relates to the football or something, like, like Caleb Williams crying after he, hold this mom after he, yeah, hold on. Hold on. Now, no, hold on. Caleb Williams, that's, you know, mental health is mental well.

So let's chill out with that. Caleb Williams might be a bear, so I'm gonna watch what I say. Yeah, but I still don't like crying after football games. That's just me. Or before. I think it's always appropriate to cry in the national anthem. You can do it. Like no Sean Marano. You remember that when he had just tears streaming down his face. I just love for you. Love that's passion. If you had a relative that's passion. I mean, if you had a relative who was involved with it, was close to you and he died the week before something I get, and I understand that. But just for, you know, trying after a game or before a game, it's not.

You should write a pamphlet. Pete Priskos advice for personal grieving. You know what? I believe me. I can talk about it. You got to laugh. That's the first and foremost. You have to laugh over situations I can talk about it.

You got to laugh. That's the first and foremost. You have to laugh over situations to get out to deal with the grief. I can promise you that. Yes. And that's lesson number one. So with Tom Lennon, in particular,

he kind of stormed out of the press conference. He turned and ran when they asked him about the one-year left on his contract, that doesn't seem like the behavior of a man that plans on sticking around. If I were to guess, otherwise, he just would have said, like, I'm going to be the coach that pitchberg Steelers. Do you think that there's any chance he just walks away?

You know, you start hearing that and there's some Roman looks around the league that he will walk away. Again, you know, it's a grind, guys, you know that. You're around it long enough. It wears on you. These guys miss so many things in their lives. And I think at some point you got to step back from it. Bill Cowers never came back and he's enjoyed his life since then.

And I think guys get away from it. Mike Smith, the coach, the fire for the Falcons, never came back in any way shape or form and enjoys his life. I think it's tough on these guys So I think would I be surprised if Mike Tomlin walked away. No, absolutely not Okay, so if let's say hypothetically Mike Tomlin's out there and Hypothetically, he is not completely done with football So he in the sealers work on arranged, but he doesn't want to be there for whatever reason next year Rank the top five best coaching candidates because I feel like this is the best free agent

class, maybe in the history of head coaching. Well, if Bella check is not the general manager, he's the best because Bella check the general manager got Bella check the coach in a lot of trouble. The roster stinks. GM Bella check the head coach. Yes. You should build Bella check that head coach. Yes, you should build Bell check that GM should have been fired a long time. And so I think Bell checks the best coach. Tomman's right behind them. I think right there. Barba, but you got it.

I mean, Harbaugh will fix things with the shelf life. He knows going to be very sure. Who cares? Who cares? He wins. He's a time bomb. You want him in Chicago, don't you? I want him so bad. I mean it's not gonna happen, but he wins. That's what he does He does you know why he wins because he builds that thing physically Yeah, he builds both the offense of the TV everywhere he's been build the offense and defensive lines to go And that's the way you have to win in the NFL if you're two lines are good and you have a quarterback You're winning no matter what else is around. Yeah, yeah. So we've had this debate and you watch the film, Pete.

Right now, let's throw contracts out of the situation. Who, where is CJ Stroud ranks in quarterback, CNN felt like if we throw all contracts out of this situation and you call up and you're like, hey, we'll trade our quarterback for CJ Stroud. How many teams are actually willing to or want to do that? And how many teams are like hanging up like no, I'm gonna keep this back.

The question is how many teams won't do it? Yeah, right, right. So how many teams will hang up and be going home? You wouldn't do it in my homes. You wouldn't do it in your house, Alan. You wouldn't, you probably wouldn't do it with Lam home. You wouldn't do it with your Acha Allen. You wouldn't, you probably wouldn't do it with Lamar. I don't think. Okay. You wouldn't do it with Burrow.

Yep. Um, is that it? I think that might be it, which is crazy, isn't it? Yeah, you want to hear high praise for me. This is high praise for me. And I, in a million years, I never thought I'd say this about anybody. He makes me think of Damirino in his day. Hey, De. Whoa. He makes it look so easy with the quick release and the ability to throw ackeys a little more, you know, he has a little more movement than Dan did, but the ability to decipher it

and put it right on the numbers and make it makes it look either. There are a few guys that walk into the sleigh and make it look that easy. That's why he reminds me of marina. And remember guys marina wasn't as good in college as he was in the NFL. Oh cocaine. Yeah. Well, okay. And and and by the way, CJ Straub wasn't as good in college as he is in the NFL and won't be. That's a that's a big claim because we actually were talking about it on Monday that CJ Stroud, I think, you know, you can have this debate because you can look at the numbers differently and you can add playoff wins or not. But I think CJ Stroud is now in the conversation for best rookie quarterback year ever.

And Damrino would obviously be in that conversation as well because he was phenomenal as rookie year when the MVP the second year, but that's that's the level he's playing at right now. And it's you're right too because the classic damn Reno quote there is no defense for a perfect pass like that's what CJ Shadows doing. And you know the interesting thing look Biko Collins was a nice receiver but he's made him in the were a big time receiver and you know the interesting thing look Biko Collins was a nice receiver But he's made him in there a big time receiver and you know tank Dell You know he was putting up numbers as a rookie marino had you know clanked and duper neither one of those guys were great great great Great players they were really good players of marino made them that much better I think that's what CJ Stroud does

Taneco Collins what he was doing with tank Dell And I think when you have that guy Look everybody missed on him. Let's be real and nobody thought he when you have that guy with look everybody missed on them let's be real and nobody thought he was going to be that nobody out there and if you probably put the texas on the line detector they had the first pick that probably would have taken bright shock okay so they all missed on them they know nobody thought he was going to be this good and i heard that cj straddle was always their guy no matter what that's what the

taxes say actually they say a fact but you know what you should have been Caroline is guy that's what he should have been yeah Caroline is guy you're wearing their colors right now let's talk about Miami dolphins they as we all predicted they went into Kansas City into cold weather game and it was it was bad it was really ugly it's kind of what we've been leaning towards all year with them seeming to not be able to beat any good teams, just not being built for the cold. How do you fix? Because we're talking about how to instill toughness in a team.

Maybe it's not toughness. Maybe it's something else, but you tell us, how do you fix the Miami Dolphins? Cause they're not totally broken. They've got talent. They've got good players, but how do you fix some next year to make sure that they can win in January? Well, the offensive line has to be better, first and foremost. You know, losing the center really hurt their offensive line and they had guys going into now at the whole season. That matters.

You know, you talk about physical team. They ran the ball well all year long. They were, they were great running the football. It's just a different style of running the football and they get a lot of big chunk places that have where you down physically. So it looks different. Two has to be better in big moments on the road. I think you saw the reports coming out of Kansas City. I don't necessarily leave this but they said if he padded the ball that needs to

get on this first read he's done. And so you looked at that game and he didn't play very well. So yeah I think it it's, who has to play better, they have to be more physical, they have to be willing to do different things. So I like the creativity of early seasons great, but you have to be able, like you said, run the ball consistently, take the pressure off those shots,

and the injuries just decimated the deep guys. That's gonna be real. How many teams can handle playing a playoff game without your top three pass rushersers picking guys up off the street, your second corners out, your starting linebackers out and go out and try and defend against against the Chiefs. And they actually played okay on defense in that game. Yeah. No, they did. They did kind of, I mean, my home is also his receivers like the Miko Harbin just deciding to just stop it route was crazy when my homes

is throwing a perfect pass. But yeah, I'll be interesting to see what happens with the dolphins. Do you want to apologize for being wrong about Jared Goff? How was I wrong about Jared? I don't know, I just just saw your first tweet saying, uh, what was it? One more thing. I said the Lions had to learn how to win big games before the season. They've done that and more. I commit when I am wrong. Jared Goff that offense are tough to stop. You know, Jared, I love, no, I'm a big Jared. Okay, good. I know you good.

By the way, I've told you guys just before one day in training camp, I went to go talk to him what years ago and he walked up to me and he goes, you're the guy I heard on your podcast, by the way, hear me with you guys. He's a big fan of you guys. So of course, you guys, no, he doesn't get to do he deserves. He's never has. And he's, you know, we might be a lot like that.

We take up for guys like that with Josh Allen, Josh, I don't understand that there's certain guys that just get ripped the shreds by the media for whatever reason. And I don't understand it. He's one of them, by the way. Yeah, so I think with Big Cat's getting at it and Pete, you do, this is like,

PRISCO 101, it's in the handbook. You say you won't bet on a team to win a playoff game until they've already won a playoff game. You're like, they haven't proven to me that they can win when it counts January, and then once they do that one year, then the next year you're like, okay, yeah, they can win in January.

Correct. You have to prove you, I mean, that's one of them. That's my, my, straight from the football textbook. Correct. You have to prove you, yeah, I mean, that's one of, that is, that's my, my, straight from the football textbook, you're right. Prove them. Prove it. So you like, the Texans, the Lions and the Packers surprised you a lot this weekend.

Absolutely. Okay, absolutely. You can only go up what you've seen. I pick Cleveland, I pick Cleveland, I pick the ring. And so, there you go. Yeah. All right, so what happens in Cleveland is Joe flag Is there a world where Joe Flacco starts a quarterback for the Cleveland Browns next year? Is that possible?

No, no The Flacco in the game. I mean, that's Joe Flacco You get the grade of Joe Flacco. You get the Flacco of Flacco I mean, you know, he threw some worst interceptions all season long and you sat there and he go, okay Is this the start of it? I mean, it was a great story. I mean, don't get me wrong. Coming off the street and playing the way he did. But no, he's not the quarterback. Watson will be the quarterback for obvious financial reasons. Yeah. Yeah. It's, uh, we missed we'll miss Joe. That was a fun five weeks or whatever it was throwing it was it was and by the way

the deep their defense just was awful the others the great defense they were terrible they were a no-show yeah that was I mean that we saw it a little bit on the on the road all right so talk it looking ahead to this weekend who's gonna who's gonna shock shock the world because we have some interesting games outside of the chiefs. I don't know what the box, the box lines line is, but obviously the chiefs bills is lined as under a field goal game. The other three games are, seem to be, it's a six point line. The other three games are expected to be maybe not as close.

So are we going to get a shock this weekend? Are we going to get someone's shock in the world? Yes, but I don't know. I mean, who will be? No. Kansas City, you guys know this. Kansas City can win a bubble, particularly all the injuries in Buffalo. So that wouldn't be a shock. That's not a shock, yeah. No. The shock would be if Green Bay pulls off the upset at San Francisco. Are they capable of doing it? I worry about their defense getting pushed around. You know, they've always had a problem stopping the run. It's been an issue for them for a long time. Can they stop the run? If they can stop the run, I think they'll move the ball in San Francisco. Their offensive line's playing great. And if you block the Niners, you're having success

throwing against the Niners. I think they're susceptible in the secondary to the past. So if they block them, they beat them, and their lines play well, I think they hang around in that game. I do. Would it all shock you to see them win it? No, that one would, I could see them winning that game. So I want the diners to win, obviously.

But I think that it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we had Detroit hosting an NFC championship game. How awesome would that be? But you don't think the bucks can win at Detroit? Now I'm just saying I'm looking ahead. I'm looking at the bucks win and the Detroit wouldn't host an NFC championship. Think about it. If the Packers win at the bucks win, the championship game would be in tamp up. That would be weird.

That would be very weird. That would be weird. No, it would be great for the league to have the Lions hosting a championship game. But you chance me that place was rocking the other day. It was. It was. It was fantastic. If we're looking at the NFL from the lens of it being scripted for ratings, the Super Bowl would be the Lions and the Chiefs would tell their Swift in the audience.

That's what they would have been. I do would have been the Cowboys and the Chiefs. That would have been the ideal. No, but the Cowboys, that's in the NFL script every year. It's like the ending of an SVU show. They catch the bag guy at the end. Every year the Cowboys lose in the playoffs. This will be great if you...

But what? But ideal scenario from a TV standpoint, and a NFL standpoint would have been Cowboys chiefs with Taylor Swift. No, the ideal scenario is Lions Chiefs, PFTs right. And then the Lions beat the chiefs in Taylor Swift. No, no, the ideal scenario is lion's chiefs, PFT's right. And then the lion's beat the chiefs in Taylor Swift sees Dan Campbell and she's like, I never knew there was such a thing as this alpha man. It's a whole new species. I'm going to do everything I can to date him and they become the new hot couple. Yeah, I don't think that scripts actually plan out. Okay, well, is it the same room as in TMZ reporting that Kelsey's getting engaged this summer. Well,

that's a weird thing to report. How do you mean TMZ? Yes, I have some words. I'm one of those sites. Oh, yeah. Okay. TMZ reporting six months in advance of you asking somebody to marry you is such much that must be so bizarre for Travis Kelsey. By the way, I've Taylor Swift tickets for next October. Anybody want to buy him? Sure. How much? Where are they? Where are you going? Where?

They're in Miami. My wife, my wife got him. She wants to go. She's I think, but I don't know if we're going to go. Oh, you might sell them. You want me to take your wife? You will take your wife. Right, Pete.

Is that a pineapple on the shelf? I'm fine. But you know what? Don't think about it. My wife is a lot like me. So you guys. I'm not going to be a little bit more for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for for got out. My Tommy gun. We were talking about this. Another thing I want your thoughts on Monday. Patch of my homes has 12 playoff wins already. It's six seasons in. He's got

12 playoff wins. I went through it. It's like L way in Manning got their 12th playoff win in their final seasons. He's got more playoff wins than Aikman. Like, if he wins another Super Bowl this year, is it even a discussion that he's not number two? Right? Like, does he pass Montana with three? If he wins another one, he's number two. Yep. And he's far from done. That's the scary thing about it. Right. He's gonna end up...

He might end up passing Brady as the greatest of all time in terms of Super Bowl's MVP MVP's numbers the whole deal I mean that's he's special and he carries that team every single week I mean the things he does the tackles are getting beat on a consistent basis and he's getting outside making throws down the field hitting guys with ropes from 60 yards and going right through their hands I mean it's amazing what they do now I was at the last Buffalo Kansas City game in the regular season They didn't play well in that game. Remember that was the the Darius total situation

But I think Buffalo if they had it they had so many injuries on defense You know, I mean less they lost a bunch of them yesterday, too I hope those guys can get back because I want to see I. I want to see my homes on the road for the first time against the defense that's capable of playing against them, not some bunch of backups on the field. Yeah, what about the Ravens? What about Lamar? Can he win in the playoffs?

Well, actually, they'll be back up. First of all, who gets your MVP vote? It would be Lamar. Okay, all right, good answer. I think he probably had the best. It's like him and Josh Allen, I think, is where the fight is. Yeah. And the votes split.

What Josh Allen, what Josh Allen's done is incredible. And you guys know I feel about Josh Allen. What he's done is incredible. And he's another guy. Everybody just cares about the strengths. Yeah. And I don't get it. I don't get it.

Yeah, he turns the ball over, but he's turning the ball over because he's pressing because he puts that team on his back and carries him. I mean, and by the way, Fred Farb threw a lot of interceptions and he was great as well. It takes, it takes trying to make plays and you will throw it in your steps. I've had many a quarterback tell me, look, if I didn't want to throw interceptions, I could play a whole season with throwing as few as you would, you would imagine, but I wouldn't be taking any chances. Yeah.

So with the Ravens this year, can Lamar start winning in the playoffs? Two-time MVP probably. I think this offense is, he's been it. It fits him. You know, it's different. They can throw it, and they don't have to be, you know, a run heavy offense like they've been in the past. They can still run it, but I think this offense

is very conducive to what he does, and he's played great throwing the football. Yeah, he can turn it on this week. Uh, the key other side is what CJ Stroud does against that defense the way they throw so many different looks at you. I think that's the more interesting one there. Yeah. Okay. So Pete, I had one last question for you. There's been awesome. We love having you on. It's a rowback question. R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Q Z Polo. So these jogger shorts rowback.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Q's this polo, so these jogger shorts, rowback.com promo code take. Can you tell us where your best guess where all these guys are going to end up

coaching the Bella check Harbaugh, Tomlin, where where some of these going to chest pieces going to move to Bella checks going to Atlanta. That's official. I mean, that's the all time biggest cock move of all, like, you can't do that if you're the Falcons. Yeah, yes you can, because all you wanna do, if you're Arthur Black, all you wanna do is win. Oh man.

But the problem with that scenario is how long is Bellicax gonna be there and who's gonna play quarterback? Yeah. Because if you don't get, if you can't get Kirk Cousins, for example, or somebody a veteran quarterback, then you're gonna draft the guy, and this patient's gonna be, you know what I mean?

I just think you can start, you're gonna have a high, they're picked, they could trade up with the bears, by the way, and go get one of those quarterbacks. Yeah. They could, no. Or they could trade Justin Fields. Yeah.

I want a new quarterback. What do you do? Yeah, I think I just, watching like CJ Str would do yeah, I think I think I think I just watching like CJ Stroud and Jordan love And I like Justin Fields. I I'm I'll root for him for the rest of his career. I really wanted to work Like you have to be able to pass the ball and you have to be able to pass the ball with anticipation And you have to be able to make those big-time throws and he's shown flashes, but it's just I don't know It's like it's a question. You see it or do you know?

That's a tough decision. That's a tough decision because you're sitting here saying to get Caleb Williams, what is he going to be? But when Justin Fields came out, everybody thought he was going to be yet. You know what I mean? So you gotta be careful. You gotta be careful with what you wish for. I know.

I know. I know. By the way, the Bears will be a playoffs team next year. Let's go. That's right. I'm telling these idiots I by the way the Bears will be a playoff team next year. That's cool. That's right. I've been telling these idiots. Thanks not here. He's taking his 17th day in a row off because he's down with his little girlfriend in Dallas. He's fixing her wall. Yeah, he's fixing her wall. But I've been telling him that he's been laughing in my face. They have an actual good foundation built. Well, I mean, they got good tackles. They're both ones of first year ones a second year guy. You have all those, you know, you have the weapons.

The runners are going to be both of those guys can run the football. And so you have, you have, Komet's a good tight end. Yeah, the defense. Yeah. Defense, they need another pass, Russia. They need another edge, Russia. But the defense really grew up.

They got to keep Johnson, but they have the make, they will be a playoff team, if there's no matter who plays quarterback. All right. So who, what are the other coaches? Okay, so Belichick do Atlanta. I think Harbock to the Chargers makes all the sense in large part because it's the best job.

You get the quarterback. You don't have to worry about the quarterback. And so I think that's the best scenario for him. I think he does end up going there. I think Pierce will go back to the Raiders. I think that makes sense from that standpoint. And then Tomlin, if he walks away, he's going to, I think he's going to walk away. I think he's done. Okay.

We're about a variable. That's a tough one. I think Mike Ravel's a good football coach. Yeah. I really do. I think he's, you know, he's one of those guys that I think he needs to get with the times a little bit with the offense. I think that's something he's going to have to do with his next job. You know, you can't just line up and hand it to a 240-pound back all the time. You have to be able to you see this you see where the game is played now you're gonna be able to throw it around, but I still think he's a good coach. Where can he end up? Well, it's a good fight. He's worth thinking. He's a perfect sealer's coach. And you know what? He brought that's a great job for him because he didn't upstate over 30 years because I don't ever fire the coach.

Yeah, him and Arthur Smith getting back together going to Pittsburgh and does Dan Quinn go back to Seattle? I think probably, but you have to like, at least if you're the Seahawks, you have to have a little bit of concern after that playoff game. I know it's one game and you can't really judge that based on the body of evidence that he's done in Dallas, but it would make me think like maybe we should interview a couple other guys. But here's my problem though with with we hire these head coaches now. Everybody wants, okay, well, he's a coordinator, so he'll be a good offence, so he'll be on a good team, so he'll be a good head coach. He's a bad coordinator.

You need a guy like Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell wasn't a great coordinator. He's a leader of the team, and then he lets his coaches coach. Ben Johnson coaches the offense, Aaron Glenn coaches, coaches defense and Dan Campbell leads the team. Yeah, that's what you need. You don't hire a guy based on his coordinating skills when he's on a good team with good players. Yeah, no, it's a great point.

Like even if you look at, you know, John Harbaugh, who is a special teams coach, like I like when it's special teams coach is like, this guy is in the locker room with like the dogs on the team. You know what I mean? Trying to get the most out of the guys that are fringe roster guys. He's a leader of men. Right.

That's what you want. You want a guy who's going to coach his coaches and coach the players, not necessarily being X's and O's, guys designed in plays and calling the plays. So top coordinators because I feel like I feel like my commanders are going to zero in on a coordinator. I don't know if they're going get a Bella check of Rable. Any of those guys? I think they're gonna go for Ben Johnson or Aaron Black.

Oh, so Ben Johnson, yes, I want Ben, I see him on TV and I'm like, I want that. That offense, give me that. I want that offense in DC. I would want either Ben Johnson or Bobby Slowick from Houston. But Aaron Glenn, like the defense and Detroit, they stunk for most of the year. Again, the leader of men, you want the guy that's going to lead? You want him to be able to, you know, grab a guy by the shirt and say, get over here. You're going to do it this way. You're not playing. You want this higher grade?

Sean O'Connor then. No, come on. Now you go into an extreme. Urban fire. Yeah. I mean, I ideally, I would like my coach to be able to teach players how to play football well. Well, yeah, but but if you can be both, you can be both. I just think sometimes, but Ben Johnson from

everybody I talk about Ben and I don't know Ben Johnson, but Ben Johnson, people rave about Ben Johnson all the way across the board, all the way across. That leads coaches, exes knows the whole thing. That's what I want. That would be a great hire, that would be a great hire for Washington.

But, you know, they hired their general manager who has nothing but praise around the league from everybody. Look at some of the 49ers drafts when he's been there. Not the top guys down the line guys and see how they stocked that roster. He's done a nice job with that. I, look, I was wrong about your commanders this year. I thought they'd be good this year and they weren't, but there's still some talent on that team.

If somebody comes in there, they can finesse it and make it a better football team and get them going in that division. Hope it right, Pete. Look at this. We're all pointing up. We kind of had the best, you can make the argument. We had the best January in the entire NFC east good point. I like that. Yeah, it beats his back

Yeah, you're you're the optimism is there and everybody else has issues They'll be better going to be in the NFC shape. It's okay. Yeah, the door with the Giants We're fucking winners now big cat. It's the arrows pointing up. We're surrounded by losers. We got to change that We get more winners around us, but we're winners officially all right next year next year the Bears will be a playoff team and the commanders will be better football Oh, that's kind of better football team. We're gonna be playing better. Oh, it's all that I love you. Yeah We're gonna be playing good football next year Pete we will see you soon, bro, week.

And maybe we'll be there all week. All right, Pete, I get together. I got a bottle of mad dog with your name on it over here. All right, it's Vegas, so anything goes in Vegas, right? You're gonna be, I know exactly what you're gonna have the like, the tapered jeans and the button down shirt with the, like, you know, like the buttons have different patterns, like you're going to be a real older, I'm trying to think of what the actual, it's

going to be like a gray and black vertically striped dress shirt. Yeah, that goes down to your mid ties. Yeah, yes. And you're going to have the jinkos on. You have a drink in his hand all the whole entire week just talking to everyone Drunk kind of like hey so much to get Pete home maybe playing at the $5 black Jack table for like 16 hours With Will Brinson No, well Brinson's going to these go to the sphere and eat mushrooms You guys will be right behind them. Yeah, that's why I would love to do that.

I'm crunchy chewy things, not that I've ever seen though. Yeah, no, it was a Tom Hardy. Ed Hardy? Ed Hardy shirts. Yeah, that's a really good stuff. Never been in an Ed Hardy shirt in my life. I can touch that. You could pull off a true religion shirt too.

Oh, yeah, that's the other one, true religion. It's a little sticky on the jeans. Yeah, that's good though. Now, they have the spirit rhino, Pete. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are you a condom in a strip club guy? I'm married. So it's like a lot of memories from you. Are you a bring a condom to a strip club guy?

No. I don't even know what that question means. You got married in Vegas. Yeah. Is your wife? Yeah. Is your wife coming this year? No, tell her we say hello though. Oh I believe me. I won't she wants to go to she wants to go to Taylor Swift. We're we're available See I don't want to admit this, but I want to sell those Taylor Swift Yeah, yeah, no shit dude probably a couple K. That's crazy

More than that more than that now I look the other day I remind you I go I mean you know the vacation you for what you get on those you gonna vacation somewhere Yeah, just rent the movie. Yeah, you get the ares movie and then yeah, go watch that in Hawaii Now would you guys go? No, well if my one of my kids want my kids love Taylor Swift So if one of my kids would like oh yeah, it depends on whose box I was gonna be in In Taylor's box if it was Taylor's box I would go yeah But that's the whole thing you got it actually go to a stadium get out of the

Well, Pete you're just describing going to a concert. Yeah, also No, what pizza's grabbing is also going to a football game. Yeah No, but I wentcribing is also going to a football game. Yeah. Yeah. No, but I went saw I went saw Dave Chappelle inside and like a cozy casino, you know, arena. It was nice because you don't have to deal with the get out and the traffic and all that and 70,000 people. That's

where it's paying the ass. I agree with that. Nothing worse than like after a big sporting event, then you have to sit in a car parked in the parking lot for another hour. Right. It's terrible. Right. Right.

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Like the hear memes laughing. We made a bet that the loser had to jump into my freezing cold pool. Huh? He lost the bet and after running to the shower, he's still to put a hole in my wall. Should I still have him over in the future even though he destroyed my house? Ooh. Well, no, because it sounds like you guys don't get along about Dak Prescott. I think that, my house. Ooh. Well, no, because it sounds like you guys don't get along about Dak Prescott. I think that's already addressed.

I feel like it was, hypothetically this, this, whatever could have happened here. I feel like you got to look past it, love wins, and here's the thing. Life is about stories, right? So just think about it. Let's say two years, three years from now, we're, because we've been saying

we want to go to someone's wedding, a listener's wedding. We may go to this listener's wedding. We're sitting at a wedding and there's a story told and be like, and remember the time your knee went through my wall, and we'll all laugh. And it'll be like, that was an incredible moment. Like, these two lovebirds. I'm happy it worked out.

It's when we knew it was real. Right, yeah. Yeah, this is a fun thing. We're leaving love, PFT. It's when we knew it was real. Right. Yeah. Yeah. This is a fun story. Leaving love. PFT. It's a fun story that you can build around. Right. For sure. Right. It's a very cute how we met. It's a, it's a, I don't know like a romcom. You know what? Right. But in, in romcoms, they usually don't last years and years and years. Like, I don't know if there's another big event coming up soon that maybe you could meet up with and it'll be a big

production. It's like, like, some super. Yeah. Some'll be a big production of it. So you might like some super? Yeah, some like a super event. Okay. In a romantic city. Well, look at the schedule and see if there's a super event coming up. Okay. Hey, PMT boys. Don't give up.

That's our prop. That's our bottom line. Do this. I know sometimes we joke in this, but this is a dead serious response. Don't give up on love. Yeah. Also those guy and girl who had a great weekend and got to spend an extra time

because flights were canceled and they're literally or no flight in one major city. Cause other cities. I don't know what you're talking about. That girl, the guy sounds like he's really cool and really hot, probably has a big hammer to fix your wall with. Mm-hmm. Hey, PMC, was it?

Hey, we're concerned when you jumped in the freezing pool that your dick was gonna be non-existent like the Bass Pro Shop concerned when you jumped in the freezing pool that that your dick was gonna be non-existent like the bass pro shop guy when you jumped out Yeah, I mean that's just like that's just you knew that was gonna happen. Yeah, so it did happen It happens everyone. Yeah, no not me not me. I think it's bigger when it gets cold. Oh really? Yeah football football cock Hey, P.M. T boys air weather. I take the sleeves off. I'm not cold. I'll never put on a condom in the cold.

I slept over and my new boyfriend's apartment. He doesn't have a dishwasher. I noticed in the morning he was doing dishes and only washing the tops of forks and spoons. When I confronted him and told him he needs to wash the whole fork. What? He said, why would he do that when only the top part goes in his mouth? Correct. I think it's disgusting and he will be bringing my own silverware. No. And my overre, why would he do that when only the top part goes in his mouth? Correct. I think it's discussing and he

will be bringing my own silverware. No. And my overreacting or is he being practical? This is your is this your first boyfriend? That's an insane overreaction. I listen, I've lived in an apartment before without a dishwasher. It sucks. You go paper plates for a lot of stuff. What are you saying, Max? Continue. I have another question after you're done. Yeah, you just go paper plates a lot of stuff. What are you going to say, Max? Continue. I have another question after you're done. Yeah. You just go paper plates a lot of stuff, but yeah, when you wash the dishes, it's a quick rinse. Yeah. It's actually, you know what you do is you do the big soak. You

get your whole, you plug your sink, just pour a bunch of soap in there, dump all your dishes in and then just rinse them off after about an hour. Yeah, with a piece of silverware, you don't, what are you afraid of, like, the fingerprints on the edge of them? I don't really understand. That's crazy. The clean part is, the part you need to be clean

is cleaned right now. It's like with a coffee cup. If you have a coffee cup that you use every day at your house for breakfast, you should probably just reuse that coffee cup every day. Do you guys wash, when you have to do the dishes, do you wash the big things in the sink and don't put them in the dishwasher or save room

so you can overload the dishwasher I do all the time? Oh, the big things, like a big pot, I'll always hand wash that because I'm like, I wanna get everything. I don't like doing double dishes. Unless it's the cast iron, because I feel like the cast iron gets way cleaner if you put in the dishwasher, but everything else, yeah, I'll clean nothing better than doing you know, you get all dishes done and take a nice piss in the sink boom Do you wash the bottom of the pen the man?

No, okay, I've gotten yelled at for not washing the entirety no the fire fire burns all I've had this to end the handle The handle I've got this to end the handle. The handle I've got. I've also got a nail that's. Washing dishes is very simple. I'll just handle. If you see, put your hand on it. It's like the same thing as the four.

Yeah, if you see food, that's what you wash. Correct. Everything else is clean. The bottom of the pan sometimes gets greased though. That's what you gotta be careful about. No, no, no, no, no. That's seasoning. No, yeah.

You don't season the pan. Seasoning on the bottom of the pan. Seasoning the pan. Wait, are you talking about the opposite side of the pan or the actual pan itself? Not like the food is but like where the burner goes. Yeah, yeah, that's that's not seasoning on that. No, I know I was that was Yeah, you're overreacting you're crazy guy run my husband run into a wall my Habe do cuz that's how love stories. My husband and I are in a heated debate. What's the average amount of wipes after a shit?

I say three to five and he says 15 to 20. Please help. 15 to 20? That's a lot. That's it. Go to a doctor. You do have to stay there till it's done. Sometimes you'll have ones that are like,

how do I still have poop in my ass? I did have one of those earlier today, but it wasn't 15 to 20. No, well, dude wipes, shout out, dude wipes, two sponsors, a bunch of stuff at Barstool. They are a life saver. I buy them at stores, because I'm just like,

I've completely converted to a wipes person. You go wipe then dry toilet paper? No, you go dry toilet paper then finish with the wipes. You finish with the wipes? Yeah, that's the only way you can finish. I've been wipes my whole life. No, you go dry toilet paper then finish with the white. You finish with the white. Yeah, that's the only way you can finish. I've been wiped my whole life. Yeah, you have to finish the white.

And sometimes you can fold it in half for maximum usage or even, of course, you fold the white, then you, yeah, but then you, you, oh, yeah. Oh no. But that, that sides clean. Oh no, baby. Oh no, oh no, no, no.

Yeah, it's clean. I don't know You've been the most white, but then is it where's your hand touching? Not the poop. Where is the poop? Where's the poop go? Inside you make it you make a sandwich and then you fold it over Yeah, it feels like a dangerous move. You're definitely getting poop on your hands and on your butt or your right Poo more butt Yeah, you're smearing poop, but you're painting your butt with poop. No, it's saving the environment.

I don't know. I don't know about it. He is saving the environment. Yeah, and I'm washing my hands for a long time after. Yeah. You wash your off end. I don't wash my off end. Yeah.

You wash your off end. You wash your off end. You just wash your off end. I don't wash my off end. Yeah. You watch my off end. You watch my off end. You just watch my off end. I need to think like how squirt and then like this. No, I. You're already doing it. Why wouldn't you just do both hands? Sometimes I don't feel like watching my off end. That's hilarious.

I mean, there's a hand that just doesn't get involved. Well, my left hand does not get involved in whatsoever in my bathroom. Yeah, mine does. It doesn't. I think we got different methods. and get involved. Well, my left hand does not get involved in whatsoever in my bathroom. Yeah, mine does. It doesn't, I think we got different methods. What do you mean? You go back?

Yeah, I go front and then I got to move them. Front? Yeah, yeah. I mix it up. Yeah, a lot of people, it's like 50-50. No, I don't want my balls. No, you got to move the balls.

Yeah, no, sometimes, it's not often. I'll usually wash both hands, but sometimes I feel like, I don't feel like washing my off hands you gotta move the balls. Yeah, no, I sometimes, it's not often. I'll usually wash both hands, but sometimes I feel like, I don't feel like washing my off hand. Are you a standard or a sitter? Sitter, you have to be a champion. Everyone is a standard. Just walks around with poop in your butt.

Yeah, you can't be a champion. That's just a fat, you're a child. Those are people that just, they walk around with poop in their butt. I also am now realizing I'll do a lot more off hand wipe washing when I'm wiping my kids butt. Because then it's like, I'm not involved at all. I just come in and I'm the closer.

I just get yelled at from across the room and I'm ready to be wiped. All right, here we go, running from the bullpen. Let's wipe it up. Let's have that with that. Okay. 15 to 20 is, that's a lot of wipe. That's a lot but again,

I don't think that's a good average, but you have to be, we all have to admit, there are times where it's like, if you actually went all the way till there was literally not, I'd still be in the shitter. There's a, there's a kid's messy in there. I think the only thing that makes

it gotta happen the shower. I think the only thing that makes sense for the 15 to 20 is if you're taking like four out at one time and then go and then go and back there. Or I do that. I do the make a way. That makes sense to me because that's like, for some reason that feels better. So if you're only doing like four rounds of that, then I could see how it could get the

15 to 20. The make a way for a more. The make a way for a more. Yeah. The make a way for a more. Yeah. You have a stomach ache and... Yeah, no, that's not saying there's times it gets But sometimes the the poops that are the messiest you don't see him coming You're like that felt clean right and then what the fuck is happened right the best feelings when you don't have anything to clean up

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