Pardon My Take - NFL Week 10, Fastest Two Minutes, The Bears Have Hit Rock Bottom, The Steelers Are Legit + Lebron Had A Dream About Coach K

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

Week 10 in the NFL. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:38) Panthers 20, Giants 17 (00:09:38-00:28:12) Steelers 28, Commanders 27 (00:28:12-00:40:30) ...Chiefs 16, Broncos 14 (00:40:30-00:47:25) Patriots 19, Bears 3 (00:47:25-01:05:11) 49ers 23, Bucs 20 (01:05:11-01:15:35) Saints 20, Falcons 17 (01:15:35-01:22:47) Bills 30, Colts 20 (01:22:47-01:30:01) Vikings 12, Jaguars 7 (01:30:01-01:37:44) Chargers 27, Titans 17 (01:37:44-01:45:24) Eagles 34, Cowboys 6 (01:45:24-01:56:17) Cardinals 31, Jets 6 (01:56:17-02:10:08) Lions 26, Texans 23 (02:10:08-02:18:44) We finish with Who's back of the week (02:18:44-02:30:29)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey Pardon My Take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's Pardon My Take, Week 10 in the NFL. We've got a lot to talk about. We had a great game in the Steelers, Commanders. The Bears season is very much over. Patriots win, Eagles win win Jets season is over. We're gonna talk about every single game or start with fastest two minutes We're gonna do who's back of the week It's a football Monday with PMT and it's brought to you by our friends at draft Kings the NBA is finally back Here's a way to get even more into the action following your favorite players
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Starting point is 00:02:22 Pick six from DraftK the draft Kings pick six app now and use code take that's code take for new customers to play five dollars and get fifty dollars in pick six credits only on draft Kings pick six the crown is yours today is Monday 11th, Week 10. What? 11-11. Happy Veterans Day to my dear close personal friend, Kellen Winslow. He's a soldier. We start in Germany where America finally got revenge for World War II by forcing them to watch the Panthers and Giants play football. Danny Dimes translates to Danny Deutschmark and his
Starting point is 00:03:05 stock is currently sitting stacked up in a 1933 wheelbarrow. Chubba L Ron Hubbard was reached the executive division of his career after signing a massive extension and running for a buck fifty in a score. The Giants defense put up the softest resistance since the French Army. The Maginot line on the field is not official, Boom. The Panthers have a winning streak, huh? The Panthers 20 Giants 17. We come back stateside to Indianapolis where Bills head coach Sean McDermottologist clogged all the pores on his defensive line.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Joe Flacco the owl couldn't fly straight and got smashed by the Bills Super Bowl window, throwing three picks on the day. Tyler Big Mouth Billy Bass was given the Anthony Soprano Richardson fever dreams that he should be back as a Colts starter as Indy drops another one. And no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. The Bills 30, the Colts 20. Over to Kansas City where the Broncos may have found their Neil Diamond in the rough. As I saw his face, now I'm a believer.
Starting point is 00:04:16 As Bo Nicks led the Broncos to two first half touchdown drives, Cortland Sutton about Mary had sticky hands on his touchdown and Vince DeVon Valey scored as well telling the Broncos to lock it up, no you lock it up, and it was locked up until the Chiefs went into superhero mode. Teenage Kansas City Turtles, Leonardo blocks kicks and Patrick scores TDs as Chanal blocks the game winning kick keeping the Chiefs undefeated on the season at 9-0. Chiefs 16. Broncos 14.
Starting point is 00:04:50 I wrote down the wrong team name there, Teej. That was good Adelaide Boom. Thanks Teej. We go down to Washington at our nation's capital, where Jamarcus Russell Wilson has the Steelers leaning towards the top of their division as he found Pat Brianna Chicken Fryermuth for a touchdown making the cornerback look like the smallest man alive. Did you hear what they're calling Zach Bryan?
Starting point is 00:05:15 They're calling him NDA Youngboy. Oh shit! Did you hear that? I heard about that. Jeremy McNicolback scored a touchdown and saw Zack Urch looking like a rock star and get called short take a look at this photograph looks like a first down this catch how the hell is that not a first down the parallax angles wrong the Steelers 28 the commanders 27 in Chicago're Henry Lockwood's on the scene.
Starting point is 00:05:47 Down to the South Loop where we have a battle of Bears vs Pats. Huh? Is this an NFL game or an episode of Out and About? Joey Fatone Sly was in sync with his holder as he got the scoring started in the first quarter before Drake May threw Jaylin Polk a dot for a touchdown. Joey Sly Salone said, if I can change, you can change, everybody can change as he got the scoring started in the third quarter second half with another field goal. And then Joey Sly Cooper snuck two more through the uprights as the Pats beat up on the Bears 19 to 3. Thank you Hank. In Los Angeles
Starting point is 00:06:32 where Goodwill Hunting Levis returned to the starter role after Brian Callahan told him it's not your fault and he was able to find Calvin Harris Ridley for two scores making Titans fans feel so close to watching a real offense. After a couple of ugly divorces from head coaches, Justin Herbert Reynolds got the longest yard rushing for a touchdown on Sunday and throwing another one. And the Chargers get the win. Chargers 27, Titans 17.
Starting point is 00:07:03 We head down to Dallas where Max is there on the scene. We head over to Dallas where big AJ Brown and the Eagles get a BOOM! And old JJ Jones and the Cowboys get a DOOM! Johnny Cass Wilson told the Cowboys fans, I will make you hurt, as he secured the first touchdown of his career. Quinion Billy Mitchell continues to put up video game numbers as he once again locked up another top receiver in the NFL. Eagles 34, Cowboys 6. Great job Max.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Boom and Doom. I like that. We then head to the desert where memes watch the Jets. In Arizona where Rick James Connor said to Woody Johnson, fuck your team Woody as he scored the team's first touchdown. Marvin's room Harrison said to the Jets defense, are you drunk right now? I'm just saying you could play better Trey Danny McBride said I'm freaking pumped I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day as he trucked a Mod Gardner And it looks like Aaron Steve Rogers is going to try some of that life Tom Brady was talking about him walk off into the darkness Cardos 31 Jets 6 that was sad memes sad bits
Starting point is 00:08:21 We finished out in Tampa Bay where Jake moody Moody Moody Moody missing everywhere struggled early missing three field goals and almost put the 49ers back in the mud. But here I am. Brock you like a Purdy Kane was able to drive late and give his kicker another shot for the game winner. Ricky Bettercall-Pearsall is no longer in witness protection scoring his first career touchdown and Los Angeles Laker Mayfield had a JJ Reddick after sticking it into the Niners Raw but it wasn't enough in the end.
Starting point is 00:08:54 The Niners 23, the Bucks 20. And that is week 10, fastest two minutes. There's a reason we've never done a Mount Rushmore pickup trucks and that's because for pardon my take there's only one pickup truck, the Chevy Silverado. Why is that? Silverado is a partner, a partner you can depend on. We've all spent time driving and using the Silverado for all kinds of pardon my take jobs, adventures and other shenanigans. Silverado has been our ride across the country to the Super Bowl. Silverado helped us dig the biggest hole ever in the state of Ohio last year at Grit Week. Silverado has been our ride across the country to the Super Bowl. Silverado helped us dig the biggest hole ever in the state of Ohio last year at Grit Week. Silverado helped us give fullbacks the recognition they deserve with the Low Man Award.
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Starting point is 00:10:12 We had the worst afternoon slate I think of all time, which we will get to. But we're gonna, we're gonna talk about some games, talk about some teams. The sickos and perverts have lined up for this episode. I was convinced by after the early slate, I was convinced that the Eagles and the Jets would lose in the afternoon so that it would just be Hank would be the sole winner on this show. The Eagles ended up winning easily, but we have misery to throw around. Yeah, what? Big day for the couch for us. I'm bored as I'm in the wrong spot.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah., supposed to be on the couch. The winner's couch. Yeah. The winner's couch. OK, should we get into the games, though, boys? Let's talk about it. All right. Let's get into it. So we started in Germany. Did you wake up for it?
Starting point is 00:10:55 I did. Well, yeah, I woke up at 630. So yeah, I was up. Yeah, it was. It was a tough game to be Giants fan. Yeah. Now we talked about how the owners of the Giants the mirror family They told Brian Dable that they weren't going to fire him. They made a public statement about that Yes and then we went back and we looked at the last two coaches that they've said that to and those last two coaches were fired before the end of that season, correct I
Starting point is 00:11:18 Didn't think that they I don't think that they should fire Dable But today actually made me look like an idiot for saying that because it did look like a team that quit yeah, you could see it in a lot of the small things like the punt returner Getting a personal foul after he caught the ball and then throwing a punt like an open-handed punch Yeah, they're bad And then he goes to the sidelines and then he just sits there on the sidelines by himself without having like a coach come up To him and be like hey, dude. What the fuck are you doing? You're hurting the whole team. That's the
Starting point is 00:11:46 dumbest thing you can do. That is, um, that's the mark of a, I'm going to say poorly coach football. Yeah, it is. So, so Panthers 20 giant 17. I, I want to talk about the giants, but I wanted to give the Panthers, they don't get anything. Yeah. The Panthers are a sad organization. They've been a laughing stock for last, like a true laughing stock for the last three years. David tempers completely put them in the dumpster and they finally have a winning streak for the first time since 2022. So I want to give them credit because Bryce Young, maybe not the numbers, but the poise, you can tell that he has gotten, uh, he's more comfortable and you know, maybe sitting him for those few games was
Starting point is 00:12:25 huge for his development because we talked about on Friday but the Giants were leading the league in sacks they only sacked him once today he was moving around he was you know he extended some plays with his feet he made some big throws at the end of the game I like maybe I'm back into believing in Bryce Young but either way it looks like he is getting better, which is something that you couldn't have said at the beginning of this season. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:51 So Bryce had a couple of plays where in the past he drops back, he feels pressure and then you can see him say, oh shit, during a play. And then he panics and freaks out. And today he was like moving decisively. He wasn't stopping to think in the middle of plays and be like, Oh, this is fucked up. He was like making that decision a half second sooner than he normally would. And he did look good. I thought he looked good in the first half next week. I believe, let's see, I think they have a buy and then the chiefs. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:13:15 they have a buy, but they, that could be bad for them. But they, you want two in a row, two in a row. It's first time since week 14 in 2022 and Bryce's Bryce's trade value just skyrocketed. And, and, and, uh, Chuba Hubbard is awesome. He got signed to an extension and then he came out and he delivered a hundred 53 yards and a touchdown. He was running all over them. The, the Panthers have like no weapons. Everyone's hurt.
Starting point is 00:13:38 They traded Deontay Johnson and they found a way to win this game. And I know that it doesn't really mean anything because they're still bad, but it still means something in the fact that Bryce Young looked a little better and like any little like glimmer of hope is, is nice to be like, Hey, maybe we're moving a little bit in the right direction. So I feel happy for Panthers fans, especially when you have to wake up early to watch that game. You don't want to watch a game where you lose and they look like they were going to lose it until Tyrone Tracy fumbled in overtime, which you should be happy if you're a Giants fan because at this point you should be tanking.
Starting point is 00:14:13 You should be, Daniel Jones should not play another snap. He should not play another snap because he has, he has the member Russell Wilson last year and there's Jimmy, uh, was it Jimmy Garra? No, grow nose Derek Carr a couple years ago Where if he gets injured his money becomes guaranteed and you can cut him this year And it's you don't have to pay him any more money, and it's like a 22 million dollar cap hit You should not play him another down of football this year Well, let's embrace debate big cat because you said that they should tank they should be hoping for the lowest draft pick possible If yes, but now if you play drew lock
Starting point is 00:14:46 Drew locks gonna do some fuck shit He is but he might win you a couple games that you might not win otherwise But part of tanking is also clearing your salary cap going forward and you don't want to have Have to pay Daniel Jones another dollar once you cut him after I think it's the fifth day of the new league year the risk reward on playing Daniel Jones is is it worth it to keep him in the game to increase draft value and to have a higher draft pick? Is that worth the risk of getting him injured and having to pay him more money and put you in cap hell?
Starting point is 00:15:17 Yes. That's a, it's a good question. That's up for debate. I think he just rolled the dice with true luck. I also think as a Giants fan, you probably just don't want to deal with Daniel Jones anymore. He is so bad. He's I Tweeted during the game. He's breathtakingly bad because there were a couple plays There was the one where he just threw one I think it might have been two neighbors where he threw it like
Starting point is 00:15:38 20 feet over his head and it was maybe a seven yard out and then the flea flicker which was it was maybe a seven yard out. And then the flea flicker, which was perfectly dialed up, two wide open receivers, and he somehow got sacked on that. And that's not even mentioning the interceptions in the red zone, where the first one he got tipped, but it was tipped a lot, like I think Jaday McClown, he was directly in his face, and the second one, he couldn't have thrown a ball to a worse placement
Starting point is 00:16:04 when they were trying to score and he threw it on like all the way on Tyrone Tracy's back shoulder. He's so bad and he's so bad and I have to give Daniel Jones a little bit of credit because somehow he has he has made 108 million dollars being as bad as he has been. Six years he's played in the NFL. He's 24 and 44 as a starting quarterback. You should tip your hat. Like I don't know how he did it. Even the year that he was like, you know, the year that he was incredible. He wasn't that incredible. He was just hit. The bar was so low that they're like, Oh shit, he looks like he's building something. Yeah. You do have to give him credit.
Starting point is 00:16:40 He is an all time bag getter and he somehow he managed to convince everybody like, okay, let's let's give him a little bit more time to develop. He's a time to develop King. So I don't think that that has any more runway for him. I don't think that there's anybody out there saying like, we still need to see what Daniel Jones can do. Let's give him time in the system. And the craziest part about Daniel Jones is like when he was picked out of Duke, everyone
Starting point is 00:17:02 was like, that's a bad pick. And then it was like he's bad He's never at any point been like oh my god. He's an incredible quarterback. He deserves all this money He's just been mediocre to bad his entire career and he's made 108 million dollars I tip my cap to you know what I want to tip my cap to the the fans on draft night that freaked out Yeah, big ev or yeah, I gave our guy Because there were it was big ev Big Ev at the front of it. I saw some other people that were shamed during the season where Daniel Jones didn't look that bad. There were people that were shamed. They brought them like on television. Do you remember that? Yeah. They said, will you, will you take back your draft night take? How bad do you feel right now? They got in their face with the camera and they tried to convince them that they got gaslit that season. Those guys need justice.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Yeah, they do. They should bring the people that interviewed them onto TV and be like, apologize to me now. Yeah. Yeah. Tommy smokes also said he might leave fan base if Daniel Jones gets drafted. That was on draft night. He did then come around and say he's the guy when he got his contract extension.
Starting point is 00:18:02 But that, listen, I trust your instinct on draft night should count. Like everyone can be fooled. If you win some games, get to a playhouse. Can you find the big F video? Because he was, he, it was an all time video and he nailed it. He deserves all the credit in the world. That's the opposite of an old takes exposed. Yeah. These people were right. And the people that old takes expose them. They got the old takes now. Yeah, right. So it's, I, it's just it's oh, here's here's big F. This is the this is the moment that he gets drafted. Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:18:30 This is such a great video. Just so you know, he has been ready to get. Zero star recruit. Zero. Why would you do that? You're so fucking stupid. Gentlemen, what are you doing? What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:18:38 He comes from an athletic family. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. He's a great athlete. You're so fucking stupid! Gentlemen, what are you doing? What are you doing? He comes from an athletic family.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Athletic family? Zero star recruit. Josh Allen! Josh Allen's gonna be in a cold jacket! No! I mean, he, yes, yes, he's right. This is a correct man and we told him he was wrong oh man that's so brutal. You know what I think was baked into that take too is the fact that he knew that Daniel Jones was built in a lab for the Marra family to fall in love with yes right yeah and he knew he somehow saw the future of
Starting point is 00:19:26 nice enough guy, very soft spoken, looks kind of like a Manning. Yeah. And if he's just average to below average, they would throw a bag at him and you have to deal with him now for six years. He's built for Wall Street. By the way, that was Josh Allen's Josh Hines Allen that big ev was talking about because Josh Allen was drafted in the draft before maybe he was 2017. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that wasn't still bad, but it wasn't as egregious. Uh, but it's very funny because all these guys were right. Like the, they were exactly right. And that clip is so perfect because he's screaming and in the background it's like he was rated a zero star recruit and he comes from a very athletic
Starting point is 00:20:04 family. Those are the first lines out of your mouth when you get drafted That's a bad bad thing. His mom is way faster than he is. So just wait He might he might grow into it. We should put out a graphic that says something about how like Hmm Daniel Jones drafted by the Giants. Well, Josh Allen's still on the board Yeah, and then in like very small letters at the bottom, say Jaguars, Josh Allen.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Well it goes to, I mean I've had this take for a long time and there's very rare exceptions, but quarterbacks that are average, just average in college don't usually become superstars. You know, like you gotta have at least some flash somewhere in college to then be like, oh my God, they're gonna become something great. Most of the time, a guy who's just average in college
Starting point is 00:20:49 just stays average. Real swag is no swag though. Yeah, it's a disaster though. I feel bad for Giants fans, $108 million, and the fact that you paid him and it cost you Saquon Barkley. That's the double whammy. It's the double whammy, but yeah, you gotta, I think it has to be over. I think Dable has to bench him, it cost you Saquon Barkley. That's the double whammy. It's a double whammy. But yeah, you got to, I think it has to be over. I think that Dable has to bench him.
Starting point is 00:21:08 It's the bye week. Just be like, we can't get him injured and cost us more cap. Uh, if like Dable should do that as a sign to be like, I, because you said that I am here for the longterm, this is what the longterm should, should, should do. You know what I mean? Like we should keep, we should sit him so we don't have to pay him if he gets injured. And then force them to make their decision right now. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Based off that. Yeah, and so, and they are in Tankathon, I think they're number two right now, so they could get a quarterback. Good spot. Yeah. Did you see what I see though on the sidelines with Brian Dable?
Starting point is 00:21:41 It looks like he's numb to it. Yeah, oh yeah. It looks like every time they make just a boneheaded decision, the camera's on him and he's just staring into the abyss. Yeah. The thousand yard stare. He doesn't even, he doesn't get mad anymore.
Starting point is 00:21:53 No. He's like, I've seen it all, nothing's gonna change. I'm just here so I don't get fined. Yeah. Kind of thing. Yeah, no, it's a bad vibe for him and it's a bad scene for Giants fans. I feel bad for Giants fans.
Starting point is 00:22:04 It doesn't feel like any fun and you had to wake up early to watch this game and Everything, you know, it's just you're basically restarting again. Mm-hmm, which is a shitty feeling. I know it all too well a couple other notes from this game Sean Hockley a little bit of a show-off He did the did you guys see he did a penalty in German? His dad did that in Mexico City in 2005, so it was kind of like a passing the torch of the Hockleys. And then we also had Roger Goodell said that
Starting point is 00:22:36 his World Domination Tour is just getting started because he announced he's planning on doing eight games next year internationally. London, Spain, Brazil, Mexico Brazil Mexico City Germany and possibly Ireland So I think this is good Dell shooting shooting his fan base in the foot on this one There's a lot of hungover NFL fans. We don't want to wake up that early in the morning I said it doesn't respect hangovers. I I've said it the the the European game is fun if it's two times a year. That's a fun thing. It's a,
Starting point is 00:23:06 it's a cool thing. Oh, oh cool. Sunday we got to, we got to eat. If it's every week, which it feels like it's too much, it's too much. And it's also like the inverse of like, I don't want them to send really good games. I want them to send the giants and the Panthers because I don't want to have, I don't want to have to have it be like Ravens and Bengals international. Yeah. Don't make it a game that means something. Right. So it's kind of a catch-22 where it's like I don't really you're making us watch this game because we do we are owned by the NFL. Our brains are owned by the NFL. I watched the majority of this game and I just stopped doing it.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Put it on Sunday's sacred. Don't do this. Like if you're going to have a game that you need to be drunk to watch, don't have it start when it's too early to be drunk. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Um, the Tyrone Tracy is good minus the fumble, which could have helped him. Fumble was bad, but this is the thing you have to look at. But you know what?
Starting point is 00:23:59 I liked how he reacted to it. Yeah. Cause he went to the sidelines. It looked like he was crying. He was really upset and he still feels something. Yeah, he cares. He cares a lot. He cares a lot. Don't trade them away. We also had a Dexter Lawrence, I think afterwards they said like his tables, a message getting through and he said, yes, we just have to comprehend it better. Got it. Got it. So it's on us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I also liked he was talking about schnitzel
Starting point is 00:24:24 and he can't pronounce it. And he was like, I like, and he us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I also liked he was talking about schnitzel and he can't pronounce it and he was like, I like, and he told the reporters, he was like, you guys are gonna make fun of me for how I say this. I like schnitzel. Yeah. Schnitzel's delicious. And then I just couldn't stop thinking about Xavier LeGette saying the word schnitzel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Schnitzel. Schnitzel. Schnitzel. Yeah, I mean all the shots of the German beer holes that look kind of fun. I mean, do they wear Liederhosen all the time? Yeah, I think so. Oktoberfest is September, right? It's in, yeah, like late September. So but do they just dress up like that all the time to go to the beer hall?
Starting point is 00:24:52 That's their lingerie. Got it. Crotchless leaderhosen. Got it. Yeah, because they were showing, I was like, what's going on here? But yeah, got it. Lot of pretzels in the stands. Yeah, pretzels in the stands. Yeah, they were they sent song Did they sing country roads again? They sang I think machine gun Kelly sang country roads
Starting point is 00:25:10 So they just think that we just all walk around singing country roads I guess we do there was a very more appropriate for be wagon wheel Yeah, there was a very funny part when they sang sweet Caroline in the middle of a play Yeah, it was it was an interception or turnover. I think so There's a big play but the whole crowd didn't care because they're like, hey sweet Caroline's on. Yeah, we're a play. Yeah. It was it was an interception or a turnover. I think so. There's a big play, but the whole crowd didn't care because they're like, Hey, sweet Caroline's on. Yeah, we're playing this. Yeah. Uh, so yeah. Good job, Germany, I guess you, I mean, good job, Panthers. That's really all that matters. Good job, Panthers first year head coach. You got to try to win a couple of games. They might win a couple more and it's, it's
Starting point is 00:25:40 good to not be the worst. You can't just take every single year. And honestly, if I'm a Panthers fan watching this game, I'm, I'm a little bit excited about Bryce young. Like you could tell yourself that maybe some, I mean, listen, it's probably the best that he's looked in terms of decision making since he was in college. And it's also like, yeah, I get it. If you have a top draft pick and you can take another quarterback, you should, but he's also the cheapest he'll ever be is right now.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Yeah. Well, I guess no, he could definitely be cheap second contract yeah he could definitely be cheaper now that I'm thinking about it but you're not paying him a lot of money right now do you think if the Panthers and there's a whole bunch of reasons that go into like the CBA and when you are and are not allowed to extend a quarterback if it was possible and the Panthers offered Bryce Young like a four-year extension at 1.8 million dollars a year right now. Do you think he would take it? Probably not. I'm saying if the fifth year option was not a thing probably not you don't think so. No, I think he probably thinks I mean
Starting point is 00:26:38 Backup quarterbacks. Yeah, I get it could get a little more than that. Yeah. Yeah, he might have a maybe if you if you made it Four years five million a year. I think you would maybe take he'd be interested Yeah, and also I mean the Panthers like that you're already a bad team the flight back from Germany's got to suck sucks a lot less Yeah, sucks a lot less. I have Giants flight sucks a lot more. Yeah, they're gonna be eating sad stroop waffles What does he know Jones do is he get he kind of was built to be a backup? Wasn't he? Well, he looks like a generic creative backup quarterback. Right, and even his name. On like, Nintendo Wii. He's like a me backup quarterback. His name, everything about him, his style of play.
Starting point is 00:27:15 He seems like a backup, but the fact that he was drafted so early, sometimes it's hard for those guys to become backups. How much do you think Daniel Jones owes David Cutcliffe for getting drafted that high and just basically being able to survive six years in the NFL being terrible? Because that, that I feel like was the big sticking point for him getting drafted because Cutcliffe and like the Mannings, everyone's like, you got to trust this guy. I feel like that was a you know obviously throw aside the Superathletic family which what quarterback what what number one first round quarterback doesn't have a super athletic. I'm trying to think That has ever Lawrence's brother Trevor Lawrence. I bet you if he wanted to he could be I he probably could show up and be a baller
Starting point is 00:28:01 I think he just was probably introduced to to marijuana at the age of like 14 Yeah, he was like this is cool. Yeah, someone gave him a rage against machine CD Yeah, I'm done with sports. But yeah, Daniel Jones David Cutcliffe. Good job. You got him six years 108 million dollars He probably had like one good day at the Manning Passing Probably just called the Mara family was like and called David Gettleman was like hey remember Eli I got I got number two Yeah, he is he showed up early for the first day of Intermediate drills at Manning Passing Academy, and he was just set from that point. Yeah, okay the best game of the early slate Steelers 28 commanders 27
Starting point is 00:28:41 Pft. I'll let you go whatever direction you want to go with this I feel like you guys I mean you almost won that game I think this was a this was a good game for me because I was I didn't want to say it out loud But when we got up ten points, I was I did the emojis I said the thinking emoji and then the soup emoji, but I didn't say it It's probably good for me to lose this ground. You a little I would have I would have declared that the commanders could win the Super Bowl on this show. And I don't think that that's realistic. I think that there's a lot of holes in the secondary. I think Marshawn Latimore when we get him back, it's going to make a
Starting point is 00:29:19 difference. But we got holes that receiver to I think we had like six drops today. Ton of drops, some boneheaded mistakes. Overall, I don't think we played that poorly. But we're just not a complete team yet. And yeah, it's good for me. I'm on to Philadelphia right now. I'm not upset, although the narrative will start. I think it already has started
Starting point is 00:29:40 that we can't beat a good team. But we do have two great losses to the Steelers and the Ravens. Yeah, excellent losses. Yeah, those are, I'd say those, those losses are probably even better than wins. Also, talk right here for sure. Thanks Max. It all being sarcastic. Yeah, he was being very sarcastic. Uh, I also feel like, uh, if you, if you said it would take all the way to week 10 for Jay Daniels to have like not a MVP level game. Yeah, that would be a deal you take in a heartbeat. He didn't do a lot with his feet today
Starting point is 00:30:11 I thought the Steelers did a good job of keeping him. Yeah pocket What I took away from this is the Steelers defense is awesome Yeah, they're really everything that that the commanders had to do today was very very difficult Jayden I thought through the ball pretty well had a lot of drops, but I think he threw the ball well. Didn't run at all, basically. And we kept TJ relatively in check, which was nice. Yeah, the only thing I would say negatively about the commander's offense,
Starting point is 00:30:36 and it's something they'll just get better at, is that they only had two first downs in the fourth quarter, which is like, that's when you gotta salt the game away. Yeah, and then a dumb-ass mistake at the, by Newton. Nobody, nobody, I've never seen a player actually fall for that hard count trick in the last six years. Yeah. Except maybe to Aaron Rogers. Yeah. Occasionally Aaron will get you, but that was insane. Like the whole world knows that that's what they're doing. Yeah. And then he jumped almost instantly. It wasn't even like five seconds left in the play clock. It was like 14 seconds. I said when they went out on the field and looked like Tomlin was going to go for it,
Starting point is 00:31:08 I said don't jump. Because Tomlin doesn't want to go for this. Tomlin would much, much rather punt the ball. Well, he did say that he said we'll never know if he was going to go for it because you know I'm a degenerate. That's true. Which I don't even know what that means. A degenerate what? I don't know. Tomlin was in his bag cuz he said he also said I think he was talking about the Ravens upcoming game He said they're a hot group. We want to be the firemen Yeah, and then also on the fake punt which was the coolest fake punt and should have worked but they just dropped the ball He just said I'll do it again. Yeah, it should have worked Danny Smith The special teams coordinated for the Steelers, all time gum guy.
Starting point is 00:31:45 I think he is the only person that's on the gum Mount Rushmore. He's always got like six, seven pieces. He also looked like he got into a fight before the game. Do you see that? He had like three knuckle marks on the side of his head. But it was a good call. Didn't work out.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Also, credit to Russell Wilson, because I think Russell Wilson and Pickens played awesome. The catch that Pickens had in the first quarter, unreal. And then Pickens, you get the good Pickens with the insane Pickens. He was maybe the most insane he's ever been. This is why I love watching George Pickens play football. You don't know what he's going to do on any given play on the interception. He gets up and then he throws. I think that was Sanrestro. I threw him to the ground. He went full UFC. Just ignores the ball carrier.
Starting point is 00:32:27 And then he goes down onto his neck like he's going to bite him like he's a vampire and rip his throat out. And there was also the one play where it was basically, he caught the ball in the sideline and there was maybe five commanders and he was ready to fight each and every one of them at the same time. Yeah, he's awesome. He just turned upfield and just started pushing people and was like fuck you guys Yeah, this is just like ready to take on the whole commander's defense. He tried to do a stiff arm After he was already well, yeah
Starting point is 00:32:59 If you know anything about physics you want to have your feet planted when you're doing George doesn't care No, we just know about physics. Yeah. And he has been completely unlocked by Russell Wilson. The Steelers offense looked, uh, bad in the middle part of the game. And then, I mean, Mike Williams, he had nine snaps all game and he just got traded and he makes the, the, the winning touchdown catch. Uh, and Russell wasn't made the plays when he had to. So I, yeah, the Steelers are really, really good. Yeah. And Mike Tomlin is one of the best coaches. I told this to Jerry and this goes for all Steelers fans. I don't ever want to hear mediocre Mike again. Mike Tomlin is a really fucking good head coach. I would kill for Mike
Starting point is 00:33:34 Tomlin as my head coach. What he does in intangibles is insane. He gets the most out of everyone all the time. Yeah. Including some of his psychotic players that he's had over the year Yeah, and I I do fully believe that Mike Tomlin enjoys having one guy on the team like that, right? I think that's part of what he loves about coaching is having one guy that will absolutely Wreck you mentally. Yeah, and then figuring out a way to harness that guy's energy and he's just just time and time again He be he we went through the stats stats It's another win against a rookie quarterback another win off the by another win is a road dog Like this is just Mike Tomlin. This is what he does. Yes, just he it's it's so consistent I know that Steelers fans are like, oh, he doesn't want to play off game in six years. Okay
Starting point is 00:34:18 there's a lot of franchises that have not been to the playoffs in that time and and Like you just don't, I, Mike Thomas just such a good head coach. He's, he just, he, he, he, you feel like when you go into a game with Mike Tomlin, there's a chance, you know, like he's going to get the guys to a place where they can overcome maybe some talent deficiencies and win games. Yeah. But do you know what I'm saying? Like I'm, I don't wish that we had, I wish that we had won the game. Yeah. It would be nice to win the game and look at the records and say, okay, we're still up on the Eagles,
Starting point is 00:34:47 but I think it might be good for me mentally to keep myself from becoming too delusional. Like this made me a little more illusion. Yeah, it brought you back down to earth. I'm maximum illusion. Max has his hand raised. I think Jayden Daniels did not have a good game. I thought he, I don't think that he played poorly.
Starting point is 00:35:02 74-34, 68 quarterback rating. I think he had six drops though Usually make that number up. I'm looking at the stats there. There are a lot of drops. Oh the drops. Yeah, I Think it's okay to say that like when he doesn't have a great game I don't know he didn't play his best game for sure. I wouldn't say that he played poorly 17 for 34 68 quarterback rating. Lost the game. I know, but Max, if you watch the film, you a film watcher? I'm a numbers looker.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I'm going to put up a report and I'm going to see how many drops he had. I'm going to think about it this way. Make a compilation of them. Records don't matter in the playoffs. It only matters the game in front of you. That was a playoff game and you guys lost and your quarterback didn't play that well, so we're all for two and playoff games this year Like if you're gonna keep up with their also favorite of being a really good team like you have to like this is a playoff game You could not be like Jane played pretty good like that. That doesn't work. Okay. All right. I'll take that
Starting point is 00:36:00 I'll take that under under advisement That's fair I need to learn how to win and part of learning how to win is learning how to lose I'll take that under advisement. That's fair. I need to learn how to win. And part of learning how to win is learning how to lose. Yeah. Right? Yeah, it is.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Like, you know what? This doesn't live up to my expectations. If you're going to be a winner, you've got to be mad at losses. Jaden, this will probably be his... That was a game that slipped through your cracks. I notice I'm not saying anything because I would suck a dick for that stat line. This will probably be Jayden's worst Least deserving Pepsi rookie of the week award when all of a sudden I don't think I don't think he's getting the bet Well PFT stuffs the ballot as he's been doing he's been voting a million times every talks about it
Starting point is 00:36:40 Yeah, yeah vote early vote often. Yeah, he's won weeks where it's not even been close That's fair. That's fair. Yeah, I just feel like it we just the listeners deserve to hear an opposing Opinion towards Jane Daniels game max. I will agree with you that this was under they are division rivals That's why max. Yes, but max thank you for being in the listeners. I appreciate that But Max thank you for thinking of the listeners. I appreciate that. Yeah, no, I'm always thinking of the listeners. Well, the listeners want you on the couch and you're back in the book. That's true and Pug, yeah, President Pug did say... That's a good point. You're defying an executive order right now, Max.
Starting point is 00:37:14 That's not... You could go to jail. You could go to jail. Pug's not even here. Oh, so because he's not here? Is he on his way? Character is who you are when no one's watching. That's facts. That's big facts. I was on the wall of my weight room in high school. That's big fat. I took it to heart Yeah, um max. I will give this to you. Jaden probably had his worst game. That's what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:37:35 It's sweet. Yeah, yeah, probably fine. I'm trying to think of when the last Probably his worst game since week one Okay, I guess the Buccaneers. Yeah. But I do think it's fair to go back and watch the throws and the drops that he had, because I think that would add like 70 yards to it, 60 yards to it. And there were a bunch of them.
Starting point is 00:37:55 But I'm a winner, so I say the standard has to be better. The standard is the standard. There we go. Needs to be higher. Saying Thursday night. Thursday night. Is going to be a hell of a game. The towels didn't work by the way.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Towels did not work. There were a ton of Pittsburgh Steelers fans there. Are you guys? I also gotta just say, I think you're wearing one of your most ridiculous outfits of all time on this show. I didn't wanna pile on, but I also was thinking this. They're being mean to you, PFT.
Starting point is 00:38:20 I don't wanna yell. I think it's the yellow shades. I'm not piling on at all. I'm just looking at you. I just can't figure any of it out. These are my sad shades that I have on I don't think there's anything that pfD could wear that would make me be like whoa If I came in here to do a nation, maybe in a suit. Yeah, I you know what? I'll be honest with you. I just put the sweater on because it was the closest that I had to me I didn't think about the matching it was cold in here. It's freezing in the studio max in the bar so store
Starting point is 00:38:46 Max turn the air-conditioning down Okay, whatever cold. I'm not happy. I'm not happy with the loss Thursday night's gonna be a huge game There's more the division also. This is a huge game for the division I also feel like PFT noticing I've been noticing it from afar because I have nothing to do with the NFC East Your wish before the season, Max is definitely bothered by the commanders. Oh yeah. You have accomplished that feat where he's,
Starting point is 00:39:11 he is looking at you as a real rival now. Yeah, I'm starting to hear from Philly fans out there a lot. Yeah. I'm starting to get like a- And he's rooting against you like hard. One percent of what you deal with Hank. I'm getting like one% of the Philly hate Yeah, but yeah, this is exactly what I wanted. I wanted you to care and he hey he does
Starting point is 00:39:30 Yeah, no, I mean it's it is as clear of a two-team race for the NFC East as you could possibly yes There's ever been yeah, where's the game on Thursday? Who's line is it anyway? I'm gonna say each Raff King's who's anyway? By four I was gonna say four as well five it is Eagles minus three. Oh Oh I will be taking the commander's money line. Thank you Hank. Should I take the Eagles for for so it's a Split house. I mean Hank's just a troll. He's Do that although Hank had the Steelers today. Yeah, he also had the Cowboys. That was a good pick right he basically just takes whoever our teams Yeah, no matter what and he likes to see my pain way more than PFTs pain, so that's why yeah, that's true
Starting point is 00:40:15 That's facts very true. Yeah, that's good. You having Cardinals and Jets I Had the Cardinals okay interesting well that was big, that was big hat made me be I mean I was right that it was like one it like we're gonna just have one of those Mondays where the sickos and perverts all line up to listen to this shit Okay, I would have loved to get to eight and two eight and two would have looked awesome He's a serious serious rock. You gotta pay attention to an eight and two is yeah. Eight and two is a top five team. Yeah. No matter pretty much no matter what the season or what the situation eight and two is like whoa. This is a cool my jets weekend. Yeah. Okay. Next
Starting point is 00:40:55 up chief 16 Broncos 14 the chiefs keep getting away with it. It's incredible. The chiefs should have lost this game. Uh, well actually, no, I shouldn't say should have lost because Leo Chanel Badger made an incredible play to block the field goal, uh, that would have won the game for the Broncos. But this was a game where if you're the Broncos, it is like in two parts, the most demoralizing loss because you had the win and then also a really good not moral victory, but just a hey We're not as bad as we we looked against the Ravens We can hang with these guys if you're if you're a chiefs opponent
Starting point is 00:41:34 And I think that they've now won nine games in a row where they're down by seven points or more Which is crazy. That's a crazy stat if you're one of their opponents Would you rather have the most heartbreaking loss against the Chiefs so that your loss to them stands out and you're like, hey, you remember what a good fight that team gave you? Or would you just have like a run of the mill type, you know, eight point comeback that they had where nothing super heartbreaking happens at the very end? Probably nothing super heartbreaking.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Cause this one, I mean, this one, if you had gone into this game in your Broncos fan You said the Chiefs were gonna go one for four and in the red zone Scoring touchdowns that Bo Nicks was not gonna throw any Interceptions and the Chiefs would weirdly struggle to run the ball. You'd be like shit. We got a chance here We're gonna win this game and Bo Nicks like he didn't he didn't make any mistakes he had two first half like great touchdown drives and Even like the the Broncos defense standing up at the end making the Chiefs kick a field goal where you have the chance to potentially Win the game and Bo Nicks were driving down the 13 plays 43 yards to end the game
Starting point is 00:42:40 He put them in the perfect spot and the Chiefs just keep getting away with it. Yeah, they're going to ocean hall. This is, it's going to be the same episode week after week after week. If you're, if you're watching a chiefs game and you're a fan of their opponent, that's like watching Scooby Doo and being a fan of an old guy that likes to dress up like a ghost. Yeah. Like, Oh, I think they, fuck, they did it again. They did it again.
Starting point is 00:43:02 They did it again. And the Broncos defense was all over Patrick home say if they sacked him four times It felt like he was under pressure non-stop their blit. They were doing creative blitzes They were just all in his face It had all the makings of the Chiefs losing a game like that like that's that was a Chiefs loss until it wasn't and The Chiefs are now the first team to win 15 straight games since the Packers won 19 in a row in 2010-2011 season. So, you know, when they won the Super Bowl and then started out hot.
Starting point is 00:43:31 They just 7-1 possession games this year. They're undefeated still. They have the lowest point differential for an undefeated team, 9-0. But it doesn't matter because even if you could, even if you want to be one of those devils advocate and be like, Oh, well, the chiefs are different. They're not like, they're just barely winning these games. It doesn't fucking matter. They're going to win the super. You know how we've had the conversation. This is what they do. We've had the conversation about Andy Reed versus Belichick because Andy Reed stack it up wins. Now to the point where at some point he could pass him. We're already having the conversation about Tom Brady Patrick
Starting point is 00:44:06 Mahomes. If these chiefs go undefeated and they win the Super Bowl. Oh yeah. That would pretty much seal the deal for which dynasty is more impressive, right? It would it would definitely be one of the Patriots dynasties one of the three. Yeah Would it be the top dynasty though? It would be the top dynasty Top dynasty not top organization yet. Gotcha. It would be undefeated three in a row. There's like you can't really Take anything away from it'd be best dynasty chiefs second place Patriots in the late 2000s mm-hmm and then what would be third place Patriots early 2000s early 2000s and then fourth place would
Starting point is 00:44:54 be Patriots late 2000s Patriots had two dynasties Tom Brady had a an extra like an add-on-top extension of the dynasty with the Bucks mm-hmm a personal dynasty yet Andy Reid is now 39 wins away from Bill Belichick yeah so that's I mean if they keep if they keep winning how they're winning that's four or five more years I mean I think Belichick will coach again but that's reasonably five more years if if they win 10 to 12 games at a clip and right now I don't next week they play the Bills if the Chiefs beat the Bills the one seed's wrapped up yeah I don't know what would it like
Starting point is 00:45:35 because it would be head-to-head Ravens and I guess the Steelers could could be in the mix there but it would be head-to-head against the Ravens in the Bills wins and they would be they would have zero losses and the Bills and the Ravens were each have three so I don't know like it would be hard for them to fuck that up it'd be pretty hard for the Chiefs to fuck that up so the Chiefs are now 9-0 you know they do play the Steelers so that is week 17 so they're 9-0 you know what their preseason win total was in Vegas? Uh, probably 11 and 1.5. 11 and 1.5.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Yeah. Easiest money in the world. Yeah. Yeah. Easy. We're going to walk to it. We all should have seen this coming. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:14 And again, I don't even care if they've been impressive, because it doesn't matter. They have a complete football team. That's the thing. I guess the only thing that the injuries, did Xavier Worthy get banged up again today I think it was because I think Patrick Holmes might have got another wide receiver hurt because he kind of overthrew him and he got Hurt, I think going to the sideline, but yeah, I like it. They'll they'll be fine though. I'm sure I'm sure Rashi Rice
Starting point is 00:46:37 We'll probably somehow come back. Mm-hmm. I don't know what his exact timetable is, but why wouldn't he come back? Did he tear his ACL? No, I don't think so. Yeah. He'll probably be back and they'll probably be like, Oh, Rashid Rice hasn't played any games. Oh, he's going to play in this, uh, first round of the playoffs and he's going to get like a hundred yards. Like, Oh, no, no problem. Uh, yeah, they're just really, really good. And the Broncos, I feel bad for them, but at least you know that you can hang and you're building something because last week was bad last week was the Broncos are frauds this week I don't like that was a loss and I do not think the bra I think the Broncos are a good football team building something the best loss of the week best loss of the week yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:47:21 yeah definitely ah bucks we will get to the Bucks had a pretty good loss too. Yeah. Bucks keep having good losses. Okay, anything else for this game? I don't think I have anything else on my- Oh yeah, Audrick Estime. He looked good. Notre Dame? Powerback? I think he's a- is he a rowback athlete? Was he a rowback athlete last year? I feel like I said his name a bunch for those ads, maybe his body armor Shout out Audra guest to me estimate. Uh, okay Patriots 19 bears 3 Henry yeah, I
Starting point is 00:47:57 Mean I knew it was I I had a feeling that this could happen. So it didn't hurt as much I think you wanted more pain. You said it on Friday. You wanted more pain out of me, but I had already kind of quit. Everything's a disaster. The Bears are a joke of an organization. Cale Williams looks really, really bad. Shane Waldron is a joke. Matt Eberfuss needs to get fired. They're just as bad as there's been some really bad Bears offenses. They have somehow reached a new low that I said during the game. I was like, if you instead of waterboarding in Guantanamo, if you just made a terrorist watch the Bears offense on repeat, they would tell every secret they've ever had.
Starting point is 00:48:40 That's how bad we are. And I mean, the numbers are insane that we had one drive longer than 21 yards. We had one play longer than 12 yards. The Patriots going into this game had 16 sacks on the season. They sacked Caleb Williams nine times today. Caleb Williams now second most all time through 10 weeks. The last three games they have 34 possessions, 27 points. They've been outscored 66 27 since the bye week They started the season or started this game With field position on the Patriots 48 the Bears 40 the Bears 48 and they got zero points out of it
Starting point is 00:49:16 It is one of the worst teams if not worst teams in football How many drives in a row has it been now without a touchdown a million? Is it like 23 a trillion? And it's a lot of drives. It's all bad and it's and and listen I I I'm I am an optimist at heart. So i'll be like Maybe cale williams will turn it around with the new coaching staff. But right now it's he's by far the worst Uh rookie and nothing works and he looks completely lost and everything sucks and everyone was right and I was wrong and I'm stupid and it sucks. I don't know what else to say. I know people are going to be like you have to admit.
Starting point is 00:49:55 I admit everything that I've been wrong about everything and everything is terrible and it's just back in the same spot and I went on Tankathon today during the game. I have not been on Tankathon at all this year. And I was excited to not be on Tankathon. I was looking at offensive linemen on Tankathon in the middle of the third quarter. This game was so, so bad. The Bears are so, so, so bad.
Starting point is 00:50:20 And Mattie Berfluse should be fired tomorrow and it won't fix it. Listen, Mattieberfluse and Shane Waldron deserve blame, but I'm not saying it's all on them. The offensive line is horrendous. Ryan Poles should have done a better job with the offensive line and Cale Williams has looked really, really bad. So it's a collective effort, but you can't fire Cale Williams, but you can fire the coach and the coach stinks. So make us feel better for a day and nothing will change. I don't really have anything else to say. I
Starting point is 00:50:53 legitimately feel bad. Chicago. No, don't you know I've said it a bunch of times. Like I don't. There's no rivalry with me and the Bears. I like people from Chicago. It's a great sports town. There's a lot of excitement all summer long everyone I talked to is like Bears Bears Bears Bears Bears and Then to see how the season gone is is stunning. I actually that at the beginning of the year if you said that Not only would the Patriots dominate the Bears it wouldn't even be a surprise like it wasn't even no That's everyone all the other Bears fans that were in the game, the cave are also basically dejected before the game even started. And when they lost, they expected it and they it was just they they rolled over
Starting point is 00:51:32 without even a fight. It's sick having a team that you know is going to disappoint you. And still every day making every week, you make an appointment to sit down on the couch and watch them disappoint you to make you angrier. And we play the Packers next week. I yeah, I mean, I think I actually should apologize to you, Hank, because I probably stole a little of the joy out of this for you because I was realistic
Starting point is 00:51:52 going into this game where I was like, I think this team might've quit and there's a good possibility that we lose in a very ugly fashion. I was hoping I was wrong, but I, when we talked about on Friday, when we talked about it this morning, I definitely, this was on the table for outcomes for today. It was worse than I imagined in
Starting point is 00:52:11 terms of how it looked, but I absolutely walked in this game being like we could 100% lose it and we probably will lose it because they've quit. Yeah. It was really ugly. Their, their offense was was horrendous one of the worst I've seen ever and it was it's like the worst combo of It's gotta be the coaches. I like you can't have the weapons. I they don't have the offensive line Well, no, the offensive line is terrible I don't think anyone gets schemed open and Caleb misses every throw add that all together And it's just like the worst possible outcome you can get. What are the percentages that they beat the Packers? Zero. Is it zero? It's
Starting point is 00:52:50 not one zero zero. I don't have a winning team that I root for. I all every single team I root for is a loser. I haven't won a football game in three weeks Four weeks that's college in NFL. I got to play Oregon in college and the Packers in fucking NFL I'm gonna lose we should see we I wonder if DraftKings would do that combined point spread did I lose by I Would set the line at 33 34 34 and a half. Actually, no, that's way low. 44 and a half combined loss next weekend. I don't know what else to say.
Starting point is 00:53:35 What do you think the Packers Bears line is gonna be? Let's guess it. Where's the game? Whose line is it anyway? It's at Soldier Field. Packers minus eight? No way. No.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Six and a half. Five. Should be 14. PFT hit it on the head. Packers minus eight. No way. No. Six and a half. I should be 1450 hit it on the head Packers minus. That's free money. If you want to if you want to take the Packers that's free. That's but that's also because they don't know if Jordan loves playing the OBA if Jordan loves playing everyone's going to bet the Packers. Yeah. Does that make you excited. Maybe. No. That should make you a tiny is I guess if they fire Matt Eberfuss, but I don't even know who the interim would be Shane Waldron It's a it's just a joke. The whole thing is a joke. It's the whole organization joke. Everyone's right Give me should have said any I should have gotten excited over the summer
Starting point is 00:54:18 Actually, you know I don't regret getting excited because that's the only happiness I have is to get excited before they actually have to play games but it's the same organization that is just consistently getting in its own way and I was wrong to ever think that like Caleb should have asked to not come to Chicago He should have give me a hierarchy of blame. Who's number one the McCaskys. Okay number two Probably Eber Fluss, but then, well, no, because the McCaskys again, probably because they probably didn't want to fire Eber Fluss. I was going to say Poles, but I think Poles whose hands were tied with Eber Fluss. So it's probably McCaskys, then McCaskys. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Then we'll throw Kevin Warren in there because people don't forget. He tried to cancel the big 10 season for cause of COVID. Then Eber flusen poles, Shane Waldron, and then Caleb. Okay. And I, I mean, Caleb's been bad. He's, he looks so bad. It's, it's really, really bad. Bad body language. I, I don't know what, did you see the clip of Shane Waldron like laughing in his face? I would fucking punch him He should have punched him And now I like get it DJ more I get why you're upset. I'm upset too bad body language bad team bad everything It's just a gross gross situation, but it's the same situation. They're always find themselves in I think
Starting point is 00:55:39 Personally you should have Shane Waldron ahead of Mattie reflux Because the Caleb Williams body language all that shit that comes from an offense that's just confusing. Not to. I'm not talking about confusing for like a quarterback to process confusing for what the fuck he's trying to do offensively. But that Iberfluss was a bad coach last year. Yeah. He's a bad coach the year before. I know we're trying to take but he's never been a good coach. He got a good haircut. So his barber should go funk high up on our guy. Yeah. Funks the man just all suck. Drake may look good, Hank minus the pick. You look good. Yeah, he did.
Starting point is 00:56:15 He's going to be, he's going to have a better career than Caleb Williams. All these guys are first year. He hasn't even entered this, this preseason first time this season. I, you know, they look good. And then I took a look at the schedule first time I've really looked ahead Patriots got a lot of winnable games coming up. Oh, look at you. Maybe yofs I don't think we're too far away from yofs. So it's like who cares about winning these games, but What what are the winnable games? Dolphins all of them Colts what all these Colts? Yep. Okay Rams. Yep Really? Yeah Cardinals. Yep Cardinals are good. So the Pats bills what bills probably not no
Starting point is 00:56:52 No, I think you're getting confused. I think you're getting confused The Bears are the worst team in the NFL right now if you did a power rankings for last three weeks They are the worst team in the NFL by far not even close memes is arguing Jets mmm I know the judge won a game didn't they they beat the Texans what are you talking about dude he just keeps saying we suck you do it okay so Hank we lost in the exact same way to the Cardinals that you did and then we lost to the Patriots worse I guess they're actually kind of on par because you lost the Patriots as well yeah Yeah. We're the same fucking franchise. We are the same franchise. It really is. It's crazy how bad it is. It's just no matter what they get in there. We get in our own way.
Starting point is 00:57:34 If they had hired Jim Harbaugh or Mike Vrabel going into this season I think the whole world would have looked different. They always hire one one either the GM or the coach at different times. Correct. From the same page. The owner suck cock. Yeah. Just fucking the same. They're cheap. Yeah. No, it's it's it's a joke and I'm still gonna hold out hope for Caleb because that's what I want and hope and pray and I like him. But it's I can't pretend that it's looked anywhere close to competent in the last three games. I'm projecting at least three more wins for the Patriots. Okay. Minimum.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Now do the Bears. Let me pull up the schedule. Zero. I think you guys might surprise somebody. Who are we gonna beat? I think you're gonna beat the Seahawks. I think you're gonna beat the Vikings. You're gonna beat the Vikings at home.
Starting point is 00:58:20 I mean, if we beat the Packers, it would be the greatest, like this, I'll be so happy. Kidding me? I know, that's why. But it's- And I think you could beat the Packers would be the greatest like this. I'll be so happy kidding me That's why but it's and I think you could beat the Packers I think we'd be the Packers if we have an interim head coach Packers last game this season interim head coach also Packers Have locked up their playoff seed. Yeah It's bad, maybe the Seahawks it's bad. I don't know what else to say Have I covered it all do you think there's gonna be people like you didn't cover this you didn't say this you missed this Hank has Drake been exciting enough for you to to like really get amped up about
Starting point is 00:58:51 Yeah, I do you think he's the future. He's definitely the future Patriots look good They're their defenses turned around like it doesn't seem dysfunctional as the media had tried to shape it out a few weeks ago Their receivers are horrible. So it's like, there's like about the mutiny. Yeah, I'm saying there's there's any worked. Yeah, yeah, the mutiny worked. It was really worked. And there's there's there's a lot of room for improvement. That's not like you have the quarterback. Yeah, if you catch more balls. Yeah. But that can be that's that's that's an offseason fix. Yeah, you can fix with the draft. Yeah, you you I don't know I Feel as lost as ever
Starting point is 00:59:30 You guys feel like you have a direction The way we answer the question I cover everything what do you think I missed? Well, people say you didn't say this you you gotta admit this bad body language you covered Caleb being bad you cover Yep, I was wrong about thinking it was a good situation Hebrew flus is a fucking joke They're gonna ask about Justin feel no I won't do that because Justin Fields got benched as a foreign to guy Yeah Still the Justin field keep Justin Fields and load up and these fantasy drafts that have Joe Walt going ninth overall
Starting point is 01:00:00 mmm, and like No, are you mad about this your second draft pick Roma do you know I think Rome you have done that over though given the holes you have offensive line how is Oluf Hoshanu played I think he was the pick after I he's been pretty good yeah I mean I'm just a plugging guy right now I will say the only thing that I'll say is the Bears do have like all their offensive line. Their offensive line wasn't good and then they all got injured. That's a bad combo. Like Darnell Wright was out. Tevin Jenkins gets injured every other game.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Nate Davis didn't play. He should be just cut. I don't know. Like everyone's hurt. So you started bad and then you got way worse because you got everyone injured So yeah, I think I covered it all yeah, I think so There's probably like a dozen Packers fans literally jerking off to this like sitting in their car. I Hope one of them gets arrested. I So I like I said, I was pretty neutral in this game until you know this weekend to kind of thought about it more and how many Bears fans I've met and become friendly with and how you know just Instinctively, it's like you kind of want to win you kind of want to rub it in their face a little bit
Starting point is 01:01:12 Not just you but like other other people that I know as well and I was talking about how Good of a sports town Chicago is it's a huge city and all of our teams suck and it's even worse that like Milwaukee Why would you do that? Why is that it? It's just crazy that the the big brother in this situation is like the little city Okay. Well, let me let me just fix that for you like that does I understand how it's Packers aside The Brewers will never win a World Series, but the Packers decide the Harker side the Bucks obviously have Yanis But he's gonna be a Nick soon and then which wild is the Wisconsin team that big cat roots for yeah is also bad So but they get good in the past again. This is just this we're asking questions from the haters. Yeah, no, it's it's how much blame Everything sucks. Would you put on yourself in the hierarchy of blame all of it? I?
Starting point is 01:02:01 Shouldn't have got as excited as I did but that You don't have that as excited as I did but that You don't have that don't say I agree with you I shouldn't say that because then know that's the most boring thing in the world if I sat here all summer I was like, we'll see I don't know what's gonna happen. I think we'll see I think it's a will be good Well, maybe he'll be good. Maybe it'll be bad. Maybe Maddie prefers be good. Maybe bad. I can't do a wishy washy It's fair for you to say I shouldn't have gotten this excited but also knowing that like fuck that you're going to get excited. Yeah, I love hard and I hurt harder Put it on a quote card. What's the point of being a sports fan if you're not gonna get it? Yeah. Yep Yeah, it's the best part of the year is August. Yep. It'll happen again this fall this summer
Starting point is 01:02:38 We're gonna hire someone new and we're gonna draft an offensive lineman And I'm gonna say that everything's gonna be different and Right around Thanksgiving time It's gonna we're gonna do the exact same show and I'm be sitting right here saying the exact same things and I won't regret it But just wait, what if what if something weird happens next week? No, I imagine how back you do you got to start like a I don't go for me What are the petition dot sign sign dot change dot org? You got to use your your power and influence to get him out. He reflux out
Starting point is 01:03:10 Did I get the McCaskys out? I don't think that okay now we're talking I'll see Chicago needs new owners like I guess Rick. It's what we'll see maybe Rick It's could sign one so no no will never happen But get Ryan's over the Macaskys out. If the city of Chicago was as communist as some people think that it is, they would absorb the Chicago Bears. They would take them over. It would do better. I mean it's just, yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:36 I don't think, I don't think, he's gotta get fired. Yeah, there's no chance that he's back. No chance. What about the secret extension? He's gonna get fired tomorrow. But what does that do? But they won't fire him because they never fire anyone! Like they're still not gonna make the playoffs if he gets fired. You gotta get the locker room back.
Starting point is 01:03:54 I agree! And the only thing with firing him is that you could maybe get a jump start on a new head coach, but they won't get a jump start on a new head coach. And they won't hire the best new head coach, because they won't hire someone who's bigger a new head coach, and they won't hire the best new head coach, because they won't hire someone who's bigger than the organization.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Is it Kevin Byard? Yeah. So they asked him about the coaching staff after the game, and he was like, I don't really wanna go there right now. No one does. And he's a guy that, he's like a classy guy. But he's just doing no comment. He's like, I'm, talk to my attorney.
Starting point is 01:04:23 Yeah. I think it's a fair response to yeah Yeah, rather than I don't want to go there either like rather than say anything Yeah, because if you say like I have full confidence You then then you sound like an idiot and if you say anything else it is like a police interrogation Yeah, just don't say shut the fuck up Fridays Ibra food said we're gonna look at everything start with a mirror, dude Okay, did they see cold commit today? Did he play? Yeah, he played he got a couple targets. Not enough. That's good. Yeah, not enough.
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Starting point is 01:07:33 The 49 I expected the 49ers to win this game more convincingly off a buy getting healthy all those things. I Feel like the 49ers are kind of snake-bitten this year and they have a tough schedule coming up and I weirdly think we should maybe take this opportunity to bet on the Bucs to maybe win the NFC South if we can find a Good line because the Bucs have lost four in a row five in a row the Bucs have now lost four in a row They've been competitive and uh, they had a Saints win that was kind of wedged in there Yeah, they they were competitive in the last two the the Ravens game. That was when everyone got hurt They made it closer and those the Falcons game Same deal. They were down like 14, but they look competitive against 49ers today look competitive against Chiefs last last week
Starting point is 01:08:21 Mike Evans is coming back Baker is an absolute dog that fourth down play where he was holding Bosa off of him was such an incredible play. And again, Brock party played great. Like the drive to get into the field goal range was was awesome and they deserved to win this game. But I walked away from it being like, I kind of think the Bucks are especially looking at their schedule are going to maybe be heard from again. So the Bucks right now, their last five losses are all great losses. And they have one loss that's a bad loss.
Starting point is 01:08:52 And that's when the Broncos came into town and everybody was like, what the fuck is going on right now? But yeah, the 49ers, Brock Purdy, has he gotten faster? He's so good in the pocket. He's gotten great in the pocket. He's gotten great in the pocket. He's like very, he's deceptively quick back there. A lot of functional speed out of Brock. And the way that he moves around and manipulates the pocket is really fun to watch. Now I do think that the 49ers, I believe in the 49ers.
Starting point is 01:09:16 I know you said that they've got a tough schedule coming up. Yeah, they play the Seahawks-Packers-Bills. I think they can figure it out. Christian McCaffrey's back. I just wanted to see. Maybe it was the first half they looked very good and then they kind of just ran out of a little bit of gas and it's also they missed three field goals. Jake Moody is a problem and got hit in the face by by Debo. Debo was fighting his kicker and his long snap. The Debo punch that he threw
Starting point is 01:09:42 was like that Detroit urban survival guy. Yeah, he took out the kicker and the long snap. The Debo punch that he threw was like that Detroit urban survival guy. Yeah, he took out the kicker and the long snapper with one shove. Yeah. And I the offense look good for the 49ers. Like I'm not they I guess it's more than my expectations were that they were going to kill him and the in the Bucks just keep maybe it's more the that's what I was saying. The 49ers probably gonna be fine. There'll be a playoff team. I shouldn't be worried about the 49ers. It's more that I'm, I'm impressed that the bucks keep fighting and I guess, yeah, they do have to become wins eventually. But I looked at their schedule. They have the giants, Panthers and Raiders as their next three. We could blink in the box and Mike Evans is coming back and they also get their last two games, last three games to close out the season.
Starting point is 01:10:21 Cowboys, Panthers, Saints. Yeah. Yeah. They play our chargers in the middle of that. Yeah. There's like, I was looking, I was like, this team could easily get to 10 wins. Would that be enough in the NFC? I don't know. But, uh, I was more, I'm just more impressed that the bucks feel like they are time and time again outmatched and like Tristan Wirf's got hurt in this game and still it's just Baker. Baker just keeps you it feels like Baker can do anything and keep you in any game and the Bucks defense played okay and then they you know obviously gave up that last drive to Brock Purdy and Brock Purdy was the MVP of this game in my mind. He was he was under pressure the entire game and he was he was still
Starting point is 01:11:02 making plays and yeah it was good to see Christopher Caffrey back healthier than I think he's ever looked Hank. He said he missed playing football. Yeah. He said it's fun to play football again. Sounds like a guy that really wanted to get back out there on the team. He looked great. He looked great. Yeah. He looked great. I guess it's also and we'll get to the Cardinals but like I think the Cardinals might be really good and the Cardinals already beat the 49ers once mm-hmm So that's gonna be a tough division to end up winning and if if if you think that there's going to be three NFC North teams Packers Vikings and Lions, and you think there's gonna be two NFC East teams the Eagles and commanders
Starting point is 01:11:42 That only leaves one spot for the NFC West. Yeah. And that's tough because those are those are some like the Rams are tough. The Cardinals are tough. The Seahawks I don't fucking know what to make of them. So it's more like the 49ers coming into this like because they've kind of played with their food a little bit this year. They have to they have to start winning some tough games coming up. So I'm but that's what we talked about with Kyle Shanahan after the by yeah, sure. They're awesome They're true. I shouldn't doubt him the breakdown was I think they're 40% winning percentage before the by and then 70% after the by Yeah, which is crazy
Starting point is 01:12:14 And this game actually might be the one that we point to at the end of the season be like that Decided who that wild card team was gonna be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? I'll walk back my take I still believe in the 49ers. I more, I just watched this game. I was like, I did not think the bucks were going to be able to hang with the Niners off the buy. And they somehow found a way. They did get that a muff punt, which was big. That kind of turned the game in the second half. Baker does look like he has to use all of his energy on every pass. Every single play and he'll get, he'll get almost sacked by three guys. He'll spin around in the pocket. He'll scramble, somehow figure out a way to
Starting point is 01:12:48 get a ball to a guy that's downfield that probably wasn't on the roster week one. So it looks like he's like maxing out effort every time. Not only that, but I feel like I can say the same for Rashad white and Bucky Irving. Yeah. Every run they feel like they have to max out all of their effort to get like five yards. Yeah, I Guess is a credit to Todd balls, but his defense keeps fucking up. He just loves Blitzen Yeah, oh also shout out Ricky Pierce all scored his first touchdown in the NFL. That was very cool to see yeah, very cool Yeah, great play. Yeah, I think Brock Purdy's getting like really good. They gotta pay him right day That's gonna be the pay him this year. It's gonna be such a fun conversation. I'm about Brock Purdy Do they have to pay him this year? He's gonna want do you think he's gonna be the pay him this year it's gonna be such a fun conversation I have about Brock Purdy do they have to pay him this year he's gonna want
Starting point is 01:13:26 do you think he's gonna want more money than Dak I mean he's better than Dak like that's not even a question in my mind would you I would add a question in your mind no but is he going to get more money than Dak oh I don't know yeah but I mean he should because he's better than him what is his contract how many more years is he a free agent this year? Let's see. He is an free agent after next year. So you got one more year where the windows wide open and then they got to pay him. Yeah, I think I think Brock Purdy is really good. Bless you. Bless you. Anything else in this game? Oh, I have two tweets that I bookmarked that I wanted to bring up.
Starting point is 01:14:09 One is a Pro Bucks tweet. So this is from Greg Amon. He said, "'Bucks have averaged 30.7 points in the last six games, "'but are one in five in that stretch. "'In NFL history, there are 1,353 times a team has scored 180 plus points in a 6 game span Of those 1,353 only two teams managed to only win one game The Bucs this year and the 2019 Bucs, the Jamis Bucs
Starting point is 01:14:38 Interesting, so they're playing well without... Jamis, the reason for those is probably just Jamis He probably did some fuck shit He drew a a lot of lot of picks a lot of touchdowns. So what would the reason be for this? Their defense is bad and Mike Evans got hurt and their coach maybe put the fact that they're still scoring points out Mike Evans and Chris Cobb one is pretty crazy. The other stat that's true with Todd Bulls. He's a guy that will get your team ready to play. Yeah, and then he'll probably screw something up in the game. Yeah. All right. So this has never happened before ever. Florida's FBS, FCS FAMU Bethune and Stetson all lost and in the NFL the Jags and Bucks lost it's all up to the Dolphins on Monday night that's a pretty crazy stat so what's the call I don't know it's never happened before 0 and 11 they are the state of Florida in football this weekend I don't I don't think they can go oh and 12
Starting point is 01:15:45 I think you've got to take them to go on 12 History hits a history game. It's a history defining game. Hmm histories at stake They also extended Billy Napier though are not extended but announced that he's not being fired. Yeah, he's not being fired Uh-huh. Yeah, he's not that could be counted as a loss too. That could be huge. Okay next game Saints 20 Falcon 17 Darren Rizzi, we told you the Rizler Darren Rizzi. He did it all he came to the the stadium He clogged the toilet brought the boom. He said it was gonna be a crappy day It wasn't a crappy day the Saints played with passion with fire They blocked a field goal, which is he's a special teams
Starting point is 01:16:25 coach and then he even got hurt in the, in the after the game. Uh, he got a stinger and uh, looked like he was losing all ability to walk. I thought he torn his ACL at one point. He said, no, he got a stinger. He couldn't feel his entire left side. So his equilibrium was off. He was trying to back his guy off, right? Yeah. Well, though He said yes, so Peyton Turner started spraying water on him Before there was like 30 seconds left and he's like stop stop We have to wait till zeros and then I guess Peyton Turner came and hit him in the back and he said that he's he had A history of stinger. So he just got another sticker and he looked like he was a baby deer at the end of the game I love that. He was angry because they were celebrating the win too early. Yeah, that's it. That's winning mentality
Starting point is 01:17:08 Yeah, that's alpha male type shit getting to the stadium early taking a shit so big that it clogs the toilet. Yeah, that's marking your territory I like that from the brisly. He was he was everything we wanted he was interim head coach just everything you wanted wrapped up into one weird ears and all and Dennis Allen's got it. This should add this should actually be another loss on Dennis. I agree. I agree. This was a, it was, it was a good start for him. Who knows how long the interim coach bump last. I think we just got to bet him until it, it doesn't work. Right. They play the Browns next week. It might, it might, you might get another week. Yeah. They added to warm up. They stretched before the game. They stretched before the game. That was pretty
Starting point is 01:17:44 big. Yeah. Changed the locker room. The defense like had fight again because they, the defense has been really bad for the saints. Um, and yeah, they beat, I mean, that's, that's a game they always want to win. They hate the Falcons. So a big win and the Falcons are going to look and be like, what the fuck just happened? Because they are better than the saints, but they weren't today. And Kirk cousinsousins was just kind of off all day. I think Kirk Cousins was exactly on for Kirk Cousins the way the game ended though. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:11 It was classic Kirk Cousins. Yeah. Checked down on fourth down. It was like that Vikings tight end play all over again. Yeah. He hasn't learned. No. He never will learn.
Starting point is 01:18:21 He has not learned. I mean, Bijan is still amazing. He's amazing. best and Kirk being Kirk I don't know if you saw the the sack fumble that he had I think the Falcons recovered So it wasn't like a huge huge game. No did that Who's that? You know who sacked him strip sacked him who sacked chase young? Yeah chase young Is your guy but when you see Kirk cousins, we've said that he's the most sackable quarterback in the NFL Yeah, he I think he's also the most fumble bull quarterback on a sack in the NFL
Starting point is 01:18:50 Yeah, but you know what someone's bearing down a Kirk He does a good job when he when somebody's bearing down on him when he throws it away and Turtles at the same time Yeah, he's very good at the turtle turn away throw away, but when he gets hit every time Kirk Cousins gets hit I think he's gonna drop the ball, but he also is really weirdly good at fumbling like in his own orbit Yeah, he like almost does like a he's almost dribbling a basketball Yeah, where it comes right back to him bounces to him or bounces to his teammate Yeah, exactly doesn't lose a lot of them, but when I see a guy getting close to Kirk. I'm like he's going to drop Yeah, he's gonna drop this ball
Starting point is 01:19:21 also MVS I didn't even know he was on the Saints. He got signed two weeks ago He had a hundred yards and two touchdowns in the first half. It's huge Marquez valding scantling like that was that was out of nowhere. Yeah, if this was like four four weeks earlier I would say he's gonna go back to the Chiefs. Yeah. Yeah, they probably will find a way to get him back to the Chiefs He'll just prove that he's good and then the Saints will cut him. Yeah also three missed kicks by Koo. I was going to say we should know better.
Starting point is 01:19:49 We are knee-jerk reaction guys. We said that NFL kickers are too good and they should make the uprights closer together. This was the week where everything starts to turn because we had missed kicks. Like Jake Moody went one for four young Hoku went one for four It feels like kicking is getting you know, Justin Tucker missed a kick in on Thursday night football I've done an extra point feels like kickers are coming back to just still fucking up every now and then so what's the knock that? We have historically had against kickers. What do you mean? We're just what when you think of kickers mentally weak mentally weak
Starting point is 01:20:24 Yeah I think that the discussion of kickers becoming so good and the threat the looming threat of them narrowing the goalpost has made kickers fuck up more. They're they're like, we have to get in front of this. We have to start missing some kicks before they take this away from yeah, it could be intentional. It could be they all got together and they're like, hey, we need to they're gonna fuck everybody over. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:43 Yeah. Yeah. Which case suck again. Shout out to Koo for great solidarity. Yeah. He did get one blocked. Uh, but yeah, I was pumped to see that. I just love interim head coaches. Whenever there's an interim head coach, I will dig deep on this person and find out if they fit the bill for an interim head coach that can get us a couple of cheap wins. This was a double threat too, because you not only had all the textbook stuff about Rizzi, but you also had the rivalry game Yeah, like the very vicious Physical rivalry that these two teams have I don't think that a team has swept the other in like eight years They always split this series. Yeah, when you combine the two of those it felt like a nice bounce back for the same
Starting point is 01:21:21 Yeah And in the Saints the Saints offense basically did it It was a microcosm of their entire season the first half they looked awesome a nice bounce back for the Saints. Yeah, and the Saints offense basically did it, it was a microcosm of their entire season. The first half they looked awesome and then they just sucked again for the second half, but their defense held on. And yeah, I think the Falcons, I don't know what to think of the Falcons. Actually, to be honest with you, I don't know what to think of the Falcons. I think they're a good team. I think they're a loser. You know what? They're fine. They're going to probably win the NFC South? Yeah, I'd say most likely. Most likely? I'd say that they're a fine team. Think of the Falcons. I think they're a loser, but you know what they're fine. They're gonna properly win the NFC South Yeah, I'd say most likely most likely I'd say that they're a fine team
Starting point is 01:21:48 Think of the Falcons and the commanders were matched up in the playoffs. I would take the commanders I would take the commanders I would be at the Falcons most likely because I don't think the Falcons are gonna probably win the NFC South so they have a home playoff game It would probably be Falcons like minus two. And I would take the commander's money line. I love that spot for us. Yeah, that's a good spot for you. I would. Falcons got kind of a tough road though coming up. They have the Broncos, Chargers and Vikings. Those are, those are good defenses. I would rather
Starting point is 01:22:19 play the Falcons on the road than the Eagles at home. Yes. That's where I'm at. Yeah. And Bajon is still the best. Oh, we're watching Sunday Night Football. It is very confusing though how they decide to use Bajon and how they decide to use Algier. Yeah. Because there was that one goal line stand where it was just like, we're going to try our damnedest to get Algier a touchdown. We're going to hand the ball to him three times in a row. Then our backs up against the wall, okay fine we'll get, we'll let Robinson get in the game. Yeah. Try to score a touchdown. Yeah. If you're on the one-yard line just let your best running back run it in. I know that you guys do the thing where you're trying to divvy up their workload and okay one drive for
Starting point is 01:22:59 one guy, one drive for the other guy, but in that situation just put fucking Bajan Robinson in the game. Yeah, Yeah. I, and the, he, the touchdown that he did score, he was kind of dead to rights and he's just like, I'm faster than everyone. Uh, okay. Uh, other two early games, bills 30 Colts 20. I have to ask what the Colts are doing. What's the plan here now? Because I brought in Flacco. We love Flacco, uh, to make a playoff push your own two now Flacco starts I guess the plan is that you're still in a playoff push I think it's like they wanted they wanted Richardson to learn from Flacco and in a weird way I feel like Flacco has learned from Richardson oh the first two picks they were very Anthony Richardson-like.
Starting point is 01:23:45 Yeah, they were bad, and he had a fumble as well. This was a game where I actually thought it was like a tough spot for the Bills because coming off the Dolphins win, they got the Chiefs on deck, and the Bills did play a little clunky. They just got four turnovers, and Josh Allen was not great at the start of the game,
Starting point is 01:24:04 and then in the fourth quarter, he put together two 13 play drives and took the game away. I have a fun stat for you. Yeah. Josh Allen has now tied OJ Simpson for most Bills rushing touchdowns. Oh wow. How about that, elite company.
Starting point is 01:24:17 That is elite company. The Bills have been waiting for so long for that record. You got it, yeah Josh, that's gonna be a big day when he breaks out. They're probably gonna put up like a permanent banner in the stadium Yeah, I was so I was taking notes before we sat down and I was like what what is the plan? Why not just play Anthony Richardson? You're not gonna make playoffs, but they're still right now they're the eighth seed in in the AFC and obviously the AC doesn't make the playoffs, but
Starting point is 01:24:40 There are a couple wins away. So I guess you got to keep going for this playoff push thing I guess you make the playoffs, you lose your first game. Yeah. Bad draft pick. Rinse and repeat. Also, why, Shane Steichen, who I think is a good coach, why did you stop running with Jonathan Taylor in this game? Did he used to do this in Philly?
Starting point is 01:25:00 What was up with that? I don't know. He, Jonathan Taylor had 16 carries 107 yards in the first half in the second half He had five carries for seven yards and it was a one-score game all the way into the fourth quarter It wasn't like the Bills ran away with it. It was 20 to 13 what felt like forever. Maybe he was tired He ran so far. I don't know that was weird. That was very weird Also, the I mean you could say the same for the Bills because I feel like James Cook The Bills should just run the ball more they get a little cute, especially with Keon Colman
Starting point is 01:25:34 With the Mario Cooper and Keon Colman banged up like run the ball more dude Yeah, that's been the knock on the Bills for the last couple I feel like Joe Brady is not a guy that loses sight of that for the most part he tries to remember okay it's not a bad thing to run the ball even though you have Josh Allen if the running game is working stick with it but he only had he only had eight carries in the first half and Josh Allen was four for ten for 25 yards and two picks on first down passes yeah run the ball you guys are a good running team I mean the Bills are playing pretty good for a team whose Super Bowl window is closed.
Starting point is 01:26:05 Yeah, that's true. No, I actually like, I weirdly is, it was kind of a sloppy win for the Bills, but I give them a lot of credit because I thought this was a bad spot for them and they just take care of business. They found, like the fourth quarter happened, like I said, it felt like the Bills had the ball
Starting point is 01:26:19 for the entire fourth quarter. They went 13 play field goal drive, interception, 13 play touchdown drive drive interception 13 play touchdown drive game over. Depending on what happens next week I fully reserve the right to reverse this take and do a 180 on it but I feel better about the Bills chances in the postseason right now than I did I think at any point last year. I feel like the Bills should maybe try to lose this game so then they can beat him in the playoffs and they can avoid everyone being like oh you won
Starting point is 01:26:44 your week 11 Super Bowl against Chiefs But I also think they're in that dangerous spot where every heartbreaking loss that Sean McDermott has to the Chiefs Makes it more likely that he loses to the Chiefs again. Yeah, I think that the Chiefs being Undefeated going in the playoffs. They have more pressure than yes Yeah, so I'm saying the bills kind of sneaky might want to lose this game Yeah, I know they don't is I know this is the dumbest thought I've had is losing this game the Buffalo Bill is Super Bowl It might be smart because then you can kind of just be like start a championship DVD Start of the championship DVD and people can't talk shit where they're like, oh you beat him in the regular season
Starting point is 01:27:22 Can't beat him in the playoffs. Well, they avoid that shit. Well, no, they can't they won't say that just can't talk shit where they're like, Oh, you beat them in the regular season. Can't beat them in the playoffs. Well, they avoid that shit. Well, no, they can't. They won't say that just can't beat them. Now you just can't beat them. They beat them in the regular season, I think last year or maybe the year before. But if they, if they lose the chiefs, Hank's right. This is like, you definitely can't be, nobody on that sideline truly believes that they can beat the chiefs unless they see one go in. But that happened last year. Yeah, it didn't work out. No. But what I think what Hank is saying is you weirdly want the Chiefs to be undefeated because the pressure is going to get too high. Yeah. The pressure of an undefeated season in a three-peat is a lot. Is a shitload. That's guys playing real tight. Hank real tight. Would you else playing loose?
Starting point is 01:28:08 Would you rather see the Chiefs go undefeated in the regular season and not win the Super Bowl or the Chiefs get beaten up? And then win the Super Bowl no undefeated lose yeah means nothing it means nothing no means that season means nothing to you No, it's just disappointing. It's a disappointing season. It's like you want to say it's a great season all time, but you can't Yeah, cuz anyone could just say is why they win the Super Bowl is watching the Chiefs like your number one interest in football right now No, what is your Washington Huskies? No, they're terrible. Yeah Wamping pit football. I like I like mean that the Bears it's kind of over I like I was enjoying the the commanders and Bears
Starting point is 01:28:50 Dynamics and now I'm backing on the Patriots. Yeah, Drake may you were wrong about Drake may Yeah, I was not wanting to play I was I was wrong but like making sure the Chiefs don't he's monitoring Yeah, yeah, I do have an eye on the Chiefs at all times No Doesn't matter to the playoffs the Chiefs are like it The Chiefs like the play Patriots where it's like their season doesn't start to the playoffs and I think that if they're undefeated going into the start of season a Lot more pressure got it and it would make a lot more pressure on me
Starting point is 01:29:23 So what's the playoff start? That's when your attention will turn to like chiefs. All eyes. It's perfect. Yeah. In a roundabout way. Hank is back to his old his old me where it's like he doesn't pay attention until the playoff start. Yeah. Now it's just about the chiefs. Yeah. Yeah. But you were right. You're right. PFT for a reset year. The bills are eaten too. Yeah. And they're definitely a Superbowl contender. Yeah. I do think the bills, they, they should try to win on Sunday against chiefs. You think so? Yeah. I think they should try it. I'm thinking about it more because they're, they're one other. Was it Sunday night football? What if that was the problem? What if they just, they were trying too hard? What if they don't try to win? They take big cats advice and
Starting point is 01:30:03 somehow they'll end up winning. Yeah. I'm going to walk back my, but I think they should try to win. Uh, because their other big game this year was against the Ravens. They got killed. Yeah. They got to, yeah, they got to prove it. They got to beat the chiefs. That way it's the three way at the top where the, where the chiefs beat the Ravens, the Ravens beat the bills, the bills beat the chiefs. And you and you could say holy shit It's wide open and the Raiders and the Raiders and the Raiders. Okay last early game Vikings 12 Jaguars 7 aha This was a hell of a game because the Vikings
Starting point is 01:30:38 Dominated this game to an insane level and they won by five to an insane level and they won by five. They had 402 yards of offense to the Jaguars 143. They had 28 first downs to the Jaguars 10. And the Vikings ran 82 offensive plays. 61 of them were in the Jaguars territory. And you might say, why is it only 12-7? Well, Sam Darnold. So Sam Darnold, he's the first QB to win without
Starting point is 01:31:07 leading his offense to a touchdown and throw three picks since Rex Grossman in the famous Monday Night Football game against the Cardinals where he threw four picks. And he's also the first QB to throw three picks and have zero touchdown drives since Sam Darnold did it week 9 2018 yeah where he threw four picks against Brock Osweiler and the Dolphins. I like those stats where quarterbacks do something crazy and bad and then you go back yeah like oh the only other time this happened was the same guy yeah they should rename that that stat after him. The good news is the Vikings won and their defense was like saved the day
Starting point is 01:31:45 The bad news is if you're Vikings fan Are you a little worried the same Donald's turning back into a pump? So you might have said this stat in a different way But it was chaps is sad Jags that of the week that the the Vikings are the first team to win a game with Zero touchdowns and three plus turnovers since 2006. Yeah. Yeah, those are the Bears who are who we thought they are Yeah, any green teams had lost 195 straight games before that also the way that the Jaguars lost this game at the end this is another one of those probably a poorly coached football team mistakes yep we're Trayvon Walker threw a punch after a third down stop
Starting point is 01:32:17 yeah like you did your job he was wailing on him you did your job you yeah you you got a turnover where you essentially have, I forget how much time was left, like a minute or so. Yeah. But you had a chance to win the game and then you're like, nah, fuck it. I'm just going to punch this guy real quick. Yeah. It was, the Jags are just, I mean, Mack Jones, do you have three turnovers in the fourth quarter? You know, he had two picks in a fumble. didn't look great he looked awful he looked awful yeah he was shell white helmets did not suit Mack Jones he did have a 70-yard touchdown drive and then all other drives he had 73 yards total did Pete Prisco kill the Jaguars he might have I think
Starting point is 01:32:57 he might have I actually went back because they've been three and 13 in their last 16 games the Jaguars have after that hot start last year. The turnaround was when Trevor Lawrence got injured and everybody thought like, oh shit, maybe a year he'll be out. We took his helmet off and remember he had to walk to the training room? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:17 I don't necessarily think he got severely injured on that hit that he took. I think the walk, something about the walk, the sad, slow walk that he made to the training room. It ended it. From that point on, they're three and 13. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:30 And Doug Peterson is getting very testy. He said a reporter asked what happened during the Mac Jones interception. He said, I'm not going to go through the details of the play because you guys wouldn't figure it out, but we'll look at the tape tomorrow. You guys wouldn't get it. I feel like the Jaguars are permanently three and 13 in their last 16 yes except for that hot start and those jerseys today I know we discussed them on Friday when seeing them in action maybe was the Mac Jones part of it not for me it looked like a
Starting point is 01:33:57 college team alternate two things one Mac Jones did not look as good as Trevor did to the blur really yeah It was the blur on the Photoshop. Yeah, and is Trevor Lawrence could be out for a while now. I Don't know because it felt like it was a was a Thursday decision Friday Yeah, but I think he said I think I saw a report that he's getting a second opinion Which second opinions are never good. Yeah, you don't get a second opinion if your first doctor tells you something good He's like you don't have herpes. Well, let me check with somebody else. Credits to Trevor Lawrence, I guess, because he, you know, he's not been great this year, but it could get worse. Yeah. It could be Mack Jones. By the way, if you get a second opinion on an injury
Starting point is 01:34:34 and the second doctor tells you something completely different, you got to fire that first doctor. Yeah. Well, I think it's kind of, you just keep asking people to hoping that someone's gonna say you're okay. Yeah He could miss miss the rest of season with serious AC joint spring per Diana Rossini. Hmm. We think about that memes Fugazi Fugazi. Oh, so you don't think he's actually injured. No, they're probably just in my cousin out of playoff contention So you don't think he's actually injured? No, they probably just sent him out because they're out of Blythe contention. She did say the other day that when she posts anti-Jets news, like news that Jets fans will find disappointing, she thinks about memes before she sends it. Do you like that memes?
Starting point is 01:35:16 That's actually kind of cute memes. That's something strange, but sure. Yeah, it's not that strange. You guys have a little thing. You guys have a little, you know... It's a healthy rivalry. Back and forth going on. It's cute. It's not that strange. You guys have a little thing. You guys have a little, you know. It's a healthy rivalry. Back and forth going on. It's cute. It's very cute. Yeah, it's whatever.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Yeah, I don't know if you're the Vikings. I don't know. You just got to hope and pray that Sam Darnold keeps it together a little bit. I'm not done believing. I'm not done believing, but the cracks have begun to show. Would you say that's fair? Yeah. Like but but if the cracks are showing in their winning games are they even really a crack bears could be the Vikings. Yeah they could. Probably not. Yeah. Bad if you get a bad Sam game. Brian Flores Blitzing. Probably not. Probably not.
Starting point is 01:36:02 Yeah. Because yes Sunday Night Football he was not great in the first half in that game right yeah so if you get a bad Sam game and you get away with a blatant face mask you could win maybe maybe okay let's oh also shout out the Vikings new kicker John Parker Romo yeah he's signed off the street for for JP Romo yeah JP Romo Romo. I don't know. I just like that. They found a guy off the street. He was just tossing around. He was I think he was on a bunch of practice squads. I think he was out of a job for a while. Good for JP Romo. My husband cannot hold the ball and kick the ball at the same time. JP Romo. Okay,
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Starting point is 01:38:12 Terms taxes and fees apply see the app for details Okay afternoon games One of the worst slates of afternoon games I mean we've talked about this a million times with doing three games One of the worst slates of afternoon games, I mean we've talked about this a million times, with doing three games, you just leave yourself open to exactly what happened. All three games pretty much were non-competitive and shitty, but we gotta talk about them, because there are big storylines coming out of it. Chargers 27, Titans 17, Justin Herbert is so good.
Starting point is 01:38:41 He's so goddamn good. I know his numbers, he was 14 for 18 for 164 yards But he was breaking ankles and this team is just playing hardball ball where he doesn't make mistakes Can I tell you one thing that his numbers are elite at? Interceptions. Yeah, so he does not throw interceptions Going into this game. Justin Herbert was tied for third lowest interception rate in NFL history. You know, he was tied with Brady Rogers Brady burrow Mahomes Colin Kaepernick Oh great wild list now. He's in third all alone after this game Second place Aaron Rogers. Yep, first place. You'll never get this in a million years. Mm-hmm
Starting point is 01:39:25 Hank maybe maybe Hank will get it. Mm Hmm. What, uh, what year? Jacobi Brissette. Ah, yeah, yeah, it is. But yeah, he doesn't turn the ball. I don't think he's thrown an interception since week two. Week two. Week two was the last time he threw an interception. He's playing hardball ball. I feel like he doesn't want to let hardball down.
Starting point is 01:39:38 Yeah. He's basically like they have their system. Their defense is elite. Their defense has 18 sacks in the last three games They also are leading the leagues in points per game allowed at 13.1 The next closest is the Steelers at 16.2. They just have the formula. They have the formula down And Justin Herbert is like it's it's it's nice seeing a guy who we thought was good who maybe didn't have the win-loss record that you'd expect to have a
Starting point is 01:40:08 Really good defense now backing him up where I think it's it's something ridiculous where it's like Like 35 and and like six or seven the Justin Herbert his record when his defense allows 24 points or less Yeah game also Justin Herbert. I think we have to start calling him beast now. Yeah, cuz Jim Harbaugh said that should be his name Yeah, one is Beast Herbert. Yeah great. He's a great nickname by coach Harbaugh. Yeah, he's uh, he yeah I mean, I don't I know we do this every week, but Harbaugh makes me laugh every single week Did you max you pulled? Oh max walked out? He was just walking out. Can you pull up the the I tweeted it but Harbaugh? It's as simple as having the entire team high five. Yeah It looks like the most fun ever. So watch this clip on go go to the start
Starting point is 01:40:56 We can't hear anything And we got to start doing this high f fives. Bring back the high five. And then they just go around high fiving each other. That's awesome. Dude's rock. We got to start doing this in the office. Yeah. Shout out was a dusty Baker. Yeah. Hey, Baker's into the high five. Hey, give everybody a high five. And it's just, yeah, I mean, that's the human body loving contact right there. Yeah. The team is rolling. They have a formula and it works perfectly. And yeah, they're, they're just a good team. Now
Starting point is 01:41:29 for the Titans, uh, will Levis was back, didn't have a catastrophic turnover. Also this game kind of turned when, uh, Herbert had the fumble that was returned for a touchdown. Then it was ruled not a fumble. Um, I, I I don't really know I feel like they might have gotten it right But I understand if Titans fans were upset about that also I found out that I think one of the rules guys in the NFL his last name is Butterworth Which that's kind of funny that is very because there was like a pool report and Butterworth had to had to explain what they saw In that yeah, that's awesome, but uh yet no doyy doy plays for Will Levis the Titans have a problem where? Their defense is also good
Starting point is 01:42:11 But they play a good half of football and that's about it because this season they're being outscored 125 to 53 in the second half yet's an issue for them They it seems like they get frustrated when they're the only unit that's out there going. Calvin Ridley did play well today though. Again, Calvin Ridley, he's emerged in the second, I guess the second half of the first half of the season. Teandre Hopkins just needed to be traded. Hopkins had to get out of there.
Starting point is 01:42:34 And he needed to complain publicly. He needed to know, he's the kind of guy that needs to know he's the guy. Yeah, he had to very publicly complain for it to work out. But yeah, I'm just impressed with the Chargers And yes, a lot of it is jealousy because I think that Jim Harbaugh would go to any team and do this I think probably yeah. Yeah, think of like any opening in the NFL Harbaugh is gonna turn around pretty quick Yeah
Starting point is 01:42:58 And and who knows like what the ultimate results gonna be I could see the Chargers going to the Super Bowl my next three years I think I said AFC championship in the next three years. I I believe that I mean Herbert's doing this with not like it's it's Not like he has an insane cast of characters I mean lab McConkey who I like Quentin Johnson who when John everyone cast off. He's good now Yeah, I mean they get a couple more studs at wide receiver and they'd be a very hard team to stop Oh, wow, that was a deep field goal. We're watching the last five minutes of the Lions Texan games, which has been a pick fest That was an a bomb of a field goal to tie at 23 23. So yeah, I I'm impressed with the Chargers Titans are kind of they're in the camp of teams that are gonna bad teams
Starting point is 01:43:43 They're gonna keep playing hard to the Chargers or the Titans have any special teams mistakes today. I didn't see any They did give up a big punt return a big part. Yeah, was it a touchdown? No, but it was I'll get the exact yardage by the way Our good friend coach Ron Rivera just texted me and said the the lion should be up by one right now I like that cuz they went for two I like that he hates You really hate two-point conversions Yeah, I know the the Titans yeah, they're special teams still suck It still sucks. Let me find the exact I know it was a in the second half
Starting point is 01:44:23 I want to say they gave a pretty big punt return that there's just good for one really bad situation every single It feels like every single game and we talked about it. They have the second worst special teams Unit of all time. They have to play perfect on like mistake free on Offense and mistake free on special teams to have any chance in the game. Yeah. And it's just, it just doesn't happen for them. They just can't put the whole thing together. Um, and it's just, yeah, it's, it's hard. Oh, they missed a field goal. I had a, I had a, I had a want to feel old stat or not really staffed.
Starting point is 01:44:58 Just a thought today. Um, the saute Samuel jr. Yeah. Right? So he's on the Chargers. I don't know what his career is going to look like, but I read a report about how this is probably going to be his last season with the Chargers. And I was like, well, how much longer is he going to be in the league? He started doing the math on it. He's only been in the league, I think three years. But within a few years, we're going to have a conversation about Asante Samuel Jr. maybe retiring from football.
Starting point is 01:45:23 Yeah. And that's going to make me feel so much older than when a Santa Samuel jr. Became a football player that I my only Note on a Santa Samuel jr. Is that time I said that he was he was cooked and then he had three interceptions that playoff Yeah, that's funny. That was bad. That was that was that was instant and instantly bad They had a 56 yard kickoff return. Okay, he charges. That's bad That's pretty you don't want to have that happen that that feels like Not a good thing for how you want to play football and yeah, their special team still sucks
Starting point is 01:45:55 Okay Let's do Eagles 34 Cowboys 6 max Absolutely kicking ass That was a shit pumping whomping. Yeah, you want you want them good. You want them good You want them into Trey Lance you want them into? The main story being about the Sun because we had CD lamb losing the ball an easy touchdown Because Jerry Jones built his stadium where the sun just directly shines onto half of the field through like the lower part where it's really really hard to see. Well there's no way that they
Starting point is 01:46:32 would know where the sun was going to be setting between the hours of 1 pm and 5 pm every day. Yeah. They didn't know that you could build a stadium facing north south. Oh wait he did know. You did know that because it's happened for the last, depending on how old you think the earth is, at least 60,000 years. And he got really mad at the reporters after and he said that. He said, by the way, we know where the sun is going to be when we decide to flip the coin or not. We do know where this damn sun is going to be in our own stadium. And then someone asked if, why not put up the curtains over the window? He said, let's tear down the stadium. Well, let's tear the damn stadium down and build another one. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 01:47:08 That seemed like a, the curtains seemed like a fair point. You can't put curtains up. It would tear down the whole stadium. Yeah, you have to tear it out. You don't know anything about building stadiums, big cat. You have to tear it, you have to build it from the studs up if you want to install curtains. Yeah, and then he said, everybody's got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues. I'm saying the world knows
Starting point is 01:47:26 where the sun is. You get to know that almost a year in advance, someone asked me about the sun. What about the sun? Where's the moon? Yeah. Where's the moon? What's, what's next? I like the slippy slope argument in this. Was that Jerry Jones or Joe Biden? We're talking about the fucking sun. Where's the sun? He's like, next thing you guys are going to be asking me where the moon is. Well, Jerry, the moon doesn't make a difference Difference Jerry it's completely asinine that the Sun in a dome stadium and the ability to put up curtains Is this much of an impact in the game Jerry Jones is as close as we'll get as mr Burns in to an owner in the NFL, but mr. Burns knew at least how to block the Sun out
Starting point is 01:48:01 Correct, and I also think I feel like it's like, I think maybe he did fuck up building the stadium the way he built it. I'm like, I think he built it East West and he should have been building it North. Like the end zone should be North South. Yeah. And he probably, they probably started building it. And by the time they were halfway done, he's like, wait, hold on a second. Do we fuck this up? And now he's, it feels like maybe they struck a chord. This is the second time this year too, where it's had a serious impact on his own team
Starting point is 01:48:31 being able to play. Yes. And it's not like that's a home field advantage. It's not like this is, this is Acreshur Stadium where you have a better sense of where the winds are blowing because you play there all the time. This is impacting both teams. And I guess they know like how to manage the kickoffs and the coin flips so that they get less all the time. This is impacting both teams. And I guess they know how to manage the kickoffs and the coin flips so that they get less of the sun.
Starting point is 01:48:48 Well, it didn't work out this time. It's very funny though that this is the conversation that we're having about the Cowboys. So funny. And the Cowboys are bad. They're bad. I mean, without Dak Prescott, they're really bad. They couldn't do anything offensively.
Starting point is 01:49:01 Trey Lance came in. Trey Lance, by the way, congratulations. Trey Lance now has more pass attempts in high school, college, and NFL combined than Tom Brady's last season for the Bucs. Okay, that's cool. So he just finally passed them. He's learning. For one season of Tom Brady.
Starting point is 01:49:19 Let the young man develop a little bit. I think it's funny because the Cowboys obviously did not play a particularly inspired brand of football today. They didn't play an entertaining style of football today and you look at the schedule and you know that we're gonna get more Cowboys games in prime time. They'll start flexing. I think most people are like fuck I can't believe we have to watch the Cowboys in prime time. I actually think the opposite. Yeah. I kind of like watching the Cowboys in prime time when they're at this stage. Yeah because you know Jerry's gonna get really upset. He's gonna he's gonna scream about the Sun. Yeah. I kind of like watching the Cowboys in primetime when they're at this stage. Yeah, because you know Jerry's gonna get really upset. He's gonna he's gonna scream about the Sun. Yeah. At some point. This is good for
Starting point is 01:49:51 America. Yeah. We're at each other's throats all the time. We hate each other. Let's give ourselves something to unite behind and I feel like laughing at the Cowboys is just good for vibes in this country. Yeah, agreed. So maybe flex them into more primetime games. Yeah and by the way shout out Saquon he had never beaten the Cowboys. He was 0 and 10. He now has beaten the Cowboys. 0 and 10 with the Giants against the Cowboys. Max let's talk about it. How are you feeling? I mean your defense is playing well. I know it's Cooper Rush and Trey Lance but still it feels like the Vic Fangio system is starting to take hold and your offense
Starting point is 01:50:25 looked great that drive at the end of the first half was like that was the game basically. Yeah. Everything looks good. I mean past four games, 28 points, 37 points, 28 points, 34 points. Look at that offense looks great. Defense looks great. A couple of bad turnovers in the first half, but he cleaned it up in the second half and just beat the shit out of a team that sucks. Jalen looked healthy. Yeah. He looked healthy.
Starting point is 01:50:48 Did you see the controversy about the injury report this week? Yep. That was Sirianni. Sirianni, good coach. Yeah, I was going to ask you. I have a... What was the controversy? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:50:58 I want to hear... You didn't really answer the question. You just kind of mumbled a few words and then said, Sirianni, good coach. Because it was such a stupid thing for him to do. Yeah, so. What did he do? He just told on himself. Yeah, so what happened was they asked him about Jalen Hertz
Starting point is 01:51:14 and how he didn't practice. I think that was on Wednesday this week. And the question was, we haven't seen Jalen Hertz be held back for load management before. What was behind that decision on Wednesday? And Sirianni said, yeah, he was dealing with, it was on the injury report. He was dealing with the ankle, you know, just making sure we're precautious with everything. And then the reporter said, Jalen Hurts wasn't on the injury list with an ankle. And then Sirianni goes, what was that? That was a rest. Yeah, sorry. I thought you were talking about somebody else.
Starting point is 01:51:43 And then he said, is Jalen Hurts dealing with an ankle problem? And he said, no, it a rest. Yeah, sorry. I thought you were talking about somebody else And then he said is is Jalen Hurts dealing with an ankle problem. He said no, it's rest That's great You just sorry the question was is this your handwriting miss spoke? Yeah, so max he did look healthy though today Yeah, like I watching him play. I was like maybe it maybe it was load management. Maybe serious. Just a just an idiot Yeah, no this this was one of those games. I guess you got a little stressful there in the beginning Hank was being an asshole I don't I think Hank was being a news being a yeah, he was just being Hank He can't exist yeah, so it's I mean it
Starting point is 01:52:19 Yeah, he can't exist by the time the second half came around stood up and told me to suck your dick Oh, yeah, well you almost made memes suck your dick. Yeah, you you stood up you tell it was like in memes face You touched I mean, I I apologize. I regretted doing that. I wish it if I could take it back I would I was rooting for my Cowboys and you made it personal Not your Cowboys Yeah, they're cowboys. Well, Hank has been to a playoff cowboys game more recently than you've been to a playoff Eagles. I've never been to a playoff. Oh, wow. I rest my case
Starting point is 01:52:57 there. Uh, wait, that's not true. I've been to the Super Bowl. Oh yeah. It's pretty big. I was thinking at the link. I got one. I got a question for you. Uh, max, is it time to give Nick Sirianni a contract extension? He's coaching good football right now. He is 41 and 19 is the Eagles head coach. 20 of those wins by 10 points or more. So almost half. He also is a first Eagles head coach to, uh, begin with a first three or first three seasons or three seasons with a record seven or two or better in three consecutive seasons. He's a really good coach. I think you got to lock him up long term. I don't. I always like to ask this question but cat if he was on the open market in a second how quickly would another team snatch
Starting point is 01:53:42 him that fast. What do you be able to get it out of your mouth? I mean you'd kill to have him on the Bears. Yeah kidding me I really like that Super Bowl I I like the way he was winning the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's the guys ready for the game There we go. What do you like driving the bus to the stadium? No, he gets the the team in a position to win pre pregame, okay God, I would never I'm not I would never complain about him for the rest to the stadium. No he gets the team in a position to win pre pregame. OK. I would never I'm not I would never complain about him for the rest of the year and I won't. I'm a coach. Yeah. You have nothing to complain about today. So contract extension. I think
Starting point is 01:54:15 he's a good coach. OK. We need a contract extension for Nick Sirianni. Lock him up. I think he's a good coach. Now as for the Cowboys, I don't know. I don't know what they do. It sounds like Dak is going to be out for the rest of the year. Yeah. He's getting surgery on the hamstring. So they're either going to stick with Cooper rush or they're going to bring in the weirdest. I don't know how they made the decision of now it's time to put Trey Lance in the game at this point. I think they're just in a fuck it.
Starting point is 01:54:41 It was like the saddest spark ever because he just put them in for two plays. Yeah. One of they were both rushing plays, right? Yeah, just ran the ball up the middle. He came in I think that was later. Yeah later. Yeah, usually put him in for for a two-play Shot in the arm. Yeah, and he did like a draw and then a handoff and then like okay get the fuck out of the game Trey Lance, we don't need you anymore. Yeah scram. I don't really know what they're doing with him at this point I don't know what they're doing with their entire setup that they have going because they they were not a good team when Dak was playing. But you could have convinced me that they would have been able to figure it out because Dak has a history of showing up and putting some points on the board
Starting point is 01:55:17 with CD lamb. You could have convinced me that they would have been able to put together a little bit of a run, but now it feels like the run isn't even an issue. No, there's no run coming. Not on the table. There's no run coming. Uh, in, in a weird way. I feel like this is like almost good for Mike McCarthy, Jerry Jones, the whole Cowboys organization. Cause they can just say it was Dak, even though we know the truth. They were bad before Dak got hurt, but they can say lost season because of Dak. Yeah. It is a good scapegoat for Mike McCarty for sure. Right.
Starting point is 01:55:49 It's like, yeah, Dak got hurt. If Dak didn't get hurt, none of this would have happened. But in reality, it was already happening because Dak already was, you know, not playing well and the Cowboys as a whole were not playing well. Yeah. McCarty can definitely gaslight the shit out of that and say that we were on the cusp of turning the season around. Also, the Cowboys are one of those teams where like they have three guys that if any of them get hurt, they're fucked.
Starting point is 01:56:10 Michael Parsons getting hurt fucked them for that stretch. Now Parsons is back. Yeah. And I kind of feel bad for him because he's going to have to be out there doing it on his own. Yeah. And they're not going to get wins. He's going to be frustrated. I can't wait for his podcast though. Yeah. It's going to be great. By the way,, Kami Fairbairn is attempting a 58 yarder. Why do you not go for this? Yeah, that's stupid. Go for that. Now the Lions can turn around so dumb. That was really stupid Dan Campbell would have gone for it. Dan Campbell would have gone for it The Lions are gonna win this game and they looked so bad in the first half
Starting point is 01:56:50 But they're just that's just what they do. They're just a good team a really good team. Ah okay last game Cardinals 31 Jets 6. Now before we get to memes I would like to talk about the Arizona Cardinals and that the fact that this team is for real and they're playing incredible ball. I think this is their fourth straight win five out of the last six. They have not allowed a touchdown in two straight games. They've not allowed them to touch down in three out of their last four games. Their defense is playing well and Kyler Murray is awesome. He was incredible today. 22 for 24. The ball didn't hit the ground after the first quarter. He was 17 for 17. Everything they wanted to do they were able to do. He was great. He was throwing it everywhere. He was making play extending plays with his feet.
Starting point is 01:57:40 I feel like the Cardinals like this is a tough team that believes in themselves also Buddha Baker was everywhere He's just he's an absolute heat-seeking missile I'm impressed with the Cardinals. I think they're really good by the way the stats on Kyle Murray going 17 for 17. Yeah one in 408 chance Statistically, what does that mean? Now the chance of him getting of having 17 straight completions based on the difficulty of the completions, one in 408. That's pretty impressive.
Starting point is 01:58:10 Pretty impressive. Yeah, Calum Murray's playing awesome right now. Also Trey McBride, somehow he never got brought into the baby Gronk conversation when we used to call every tight end, I mean this is before the actual baby Gronk. But every good young tight end was called baby Gronk. Trey McBride is baby Gronk. Yeah, but every good young tight end was called baby Gronk. Yeah. Trey McBride is baby Gronk. He's he's awesome. He's that good. Also, we need to remind people that he used to play basketball. He did. Yeah, he used to play basketball. We always had in the basketball. So maybe he's baby
Starting point is 01:58:35 gates. Okay, baby gates, baby gate or baby. I've never heard of that. Yeah, I baby gates. I'm trying to think who else would have baby gates makes? Yeah, maybe Graham. Baby Graham, I'm trying to think who else would have baby gates makes yeah, maybe Graham Baby Graham Jimmy But yeah, he's he's so fucking fun to watch baby Travis jumping people over baby Travis Travis is cute You don't really think of any babies named Travis. No you don't like if you had a baby like hey, here's my baby It's Travis. Yeah, that's a weird name for a baby. Baby Travis comes out of the birth canal Like it's a half pipe on a skateboard. Yeah, he's gonna smoking a cigarette
Starting point is 01:59:08 He's got a Monster Energy hat on ready to go. He comes out now. So Michael this is an insult stat So if it is memes you can go earmuffs He's so he is boiling with rage right now for the Jets. I look at his face He's mad. We're just gonna update it it. We're going to update the stat real quick. During the Zach Wilson era, through this point in the season, 10 games, the jets average 106, 176 points and thrown for 2117 passing yards so they do have 14 more passing yards and one more point sack wilson was bad points what do you mean defense special teams oh good point he's trying to he's calling you a racini that's
Starting point is 02:00:02 you know what that's calling you a racini. That's you know what? He's calling you a racini. I don't have a breakdown of the points, but the yards are very similar yards But the points 14 more 14 more yards. Yeah, 14. I know for a fact the touchdowns are The Zach Wilson era was defense specialty. Okay, okay defense touch us Top five defense memes. I got a question for you. It's a rollback question RHOB a CK calm promo code take 20% off your first purchase q-zips polos hoodies joggers shorts Go to row back calm right now promo code take I was wearing the sweatshirt this weekend In Oxford super super comfortable clothes great great joggers everything row back calm promo code take memes The jet season is Fill in the blank. It's over. Okay, so we're good. Yeah, we're good. It's over
Starting point is 02:00:50 We didn't even show up went out very very sad both of our seasons ended in Arizona Yeah, no, it's sad and we only had two opportunities to even be in this game today, which is even sadder It was a tackle that a Ahmad Gardner couldn't make, and then the touchdown that Devontae Adams dropped. That was it. Memes, I have a question. Yeah. I want to take your side on something.
Starting point is 02:01:12 What was the call for the illegal snap? We had the sound off, so I'm guessing it was just an inadvertent whistle that the refs were just like, that's on us. But according to Gene Sterritory that that the Jets were offside And we should have got called for it got it uh memes. I got a question. Yeah, I Noticed you called him a mod Gardner Yeah, you take you stripped him of his sauce his name's gone. You stripped him of his sauce
Starting point is 02:01:40 He's not good enough anymore. Do you think that a mod Gardner formerly known as sauce Gardner? Has maybe suffered from Henry Lockwood news was coming. I mean, it's it's true Guy gets obsessed with golf golf so much loses his powers at his job. I Think so and the big contracts that were out there in Preseason yeah his head being like oh, I'm gonna make this much money And then you think other you think you think he got fat happy and complacent based on other people's contracts Yes, and the fact that he was all pro the first two seasons and what about? Men can't have hobbies anymore. It's sad well
Starting point is 02:02:21 I mean, it's just like so much if golf gets in the way of your job I think it's something like you much golf. If golf gets in the way of your job, I think it's something like you. It would be gotten away with my soul. We're talking about. We're talking about a mod Gardner. They're on the field. We're talking about you. They're showing up on the field every week. We're not talking about you. We're talking about a mod. He's playing every week. Yeah. Is he playing well? Well, so is that the if you if you get obsessed with golf? All you gotta do is show up. I
Starting point is 02:02:50 Don't I don't see the correlation. Well, he started playing poorly after he started playing golf. Yeah Similar to you. No started playing no No, he could have played golf as much as he played golf and there's probably people that play way more golf And he does he just you happen to share it on social media because he was trying to engage with the fans of his team Oh, so he's doing it for his job No, it would that meant the mistake was posting about it Got it. If you're gonna have a hobby never share it because people will just hold it against you for as long as you live Can you offer some tips to him on how to golf and not get caught golfing?
Starting point is 02:03:26 Just do what you do and enjoy it for yourself and don't, you know, let bring other people in. Cause even though you think it might be nice to share with people, like what you enjoy doing, they're going to hold it against you in the future. So maybe like, don't maybe stop updating all your rounds onto 18 birdies. Do you think Ahmad Gardner ever went up to Robert Sala over the summer? I was like, Hey, do you need me for practices? Probably. Oh, stop his hips are as hips as fluid as they were. Oh, that's a good point. I don't think his hips are as fluid. Hmm.
Starting point is 02:03:58 I don't know what the issue is. I blame the coach. The jets are bad In the leadership the Jets are bad. This is Should Aaron Rodgers retire? Is he going to I don't know should he I did I don't know oh? My god the Lions just won ridiculous Lines are invincible to they are knocking That's crazy. You win a game, throw five interceptions. That must feel pretty good. Like what a relief that is.
Starting point is 02:04:34 Like get away with a crime. They played like dog shit. I mean Jared had five interceptions. Mark of a really good team. Mark of a really good team. Alright, so should Aaron Rodgers retire? I don't know. Should he play for the rest of the season? I think so. Well, if this is his last season, I'm done. I'm done with everybody on the team, but he should just play it out. Yeah, he should retire. Just retire.
Starting point is 02:05:01 Wait, right now? Not right now. Play out your your last year have catch with your buddy Devante Okay, that's it. You'll get rid of everybody get rid of everybody. It'd be funny Well the young guys if you retired during a game That would be the most Aaron Rodgers thing yeah, he could retire on McAfee showed on Tuesday. Yeah, uh Yeah memes. I mean listen You said it when we were talking about the Bears were the same the exact same you're I mean Like I actually don't even I don't know if we're behind you now or ahead of you
Starting point is 02:05:39 Because we have a quarterback, but he's been bad and probably ruined So we still need like but you're gonna get rid of Rogers then you're gonna start a new quarterback I don't even know where so history says for the Jets we get rid of Aaron Rogers he goes to the Vikings yeah we go to back-to-back AFC Championship games and then restart again okay that's you trade for that I'm a trade for that in a second yeah we're gonna say Hank What if we just do a trade what Caleb Williams Aaron Rodgers fresh start for both? I don't want I don't want Aaron Rodgers
Starting point is 02:06:13 I don't I mean he's old dude what he had one completion over 10 air yards for Aaron Rodgers Okay, so how about this memes season comes soon end Roger says please trade me to the Minnesota Vikings I want to go out like Brett farve did and He trade him for Sam Donald Sam Donald's a free agent next year. Okay, you bring in Sam Donald No, I toy with that idea to my friends. They told me to fuck off We but no, but you wanted it you toyed with her a second, but then today was just a was it That's what he would be on the Jets But what if he came back he was good Sam he won't he just won't
Starting point is 02:06:51 We need a coach we need Mike variable. Yeah, so can we pull up memes tweets from the game because he was firing off He was in his feels he I saw one where it was like you should have just hired this You should just had this dickhead be the interim and there's a picture of Nathaniel Hackett I actually don't hate that take yeah, because I get what it just been easier. Yeah It would have been so much easier. Let's see all right. So here's one. Hey Kev. How was your weekend, and then it's Frank from always sunny just hanging By a rope with a jet's Jersey on Then the next one is should have just made this fucking idiot interim just so everyone could have hated him instead of Jeff
Starting point is 02:07:28 That's Nathaniel Hackett That's just a retweet Bobby Boucher of a Bobby Boucher parody account. Wait you have a retweet from himself. Oh You have a you're a burner. Yeah for videos Okay So it says this is the worst Jets defensive performance of all time clean house fire every single person Release every single guy in a one-year deal see what the youngs young youngs guys Say young guys youngs got and restart season over why you didn't want to do that on your main no Well, it's a meme account. You got to post a meme. I didn't have anything for that
Starting point is 02:08:01 He had we had three drives. There's a meme and then he for a mod gardener He said keep golfing guy That's brutal Hey, you got to stand up for him You guys stand up for a mod guy. I can't keep you took away the sauce nickname. Oh, then you got a model plane crash That's a vegan model jet plane is a vegan made by sob Just blowing up. It's a vegan model jet plane is a vegan made by sob You got you got a nails he can fluent German if you think we fucking me and that was
Starting point is 02:08:38 Hoculee all right memes well, here's a stat Most losses since the start of the 2017 season Jets 86, Giants 85. That's crazy. Joke of a city. Holy shit. New York Liberty won. 171 losses since the start of 2017 between the two teams. That's crazy.
Starting point is 02:08:58 That's the thing that always fools you about the Giants. So the Giants, I would trade positions in a second with what the Giants have had. Two Super Bowls, yes. Two Super Bowls, and then you go through years and years with what the Giants have had. Two Super Bowls, yes. Two Super Bowls, and then you go through years and years of ass, but you still have those two Super Bowls against one of the most successful dynasties of all time. We'll wait to see if they are the most after the Chiefs.
Starting point is 02:09:15 But I would trade that in a heartbeat. Yeah, easily. But you're right. The Giants have fooled everyone because they won those two Super Bowls and their historic franchise They have been so ass for so long now Yeah, it's Asheville. It's Asheville So what do you say that you should do with with sauce or excuse me? You don't call him sauce more you call him a mod gravy gardener because he's from New Jersey for a second
Starting point is 02:09:39 I thought up like that was a different player. Yeah No, it's him. So what do you do? He's got to earn a second contract gotta get in the weight room You got a got a breakdown film. You gotta gotta learn gotta get better. What about the simulator? Simulator you got to burn it to the ground. Okay, no golf put in your next contract. No golf. You get to watch golf He's actually a really good golfer too. He learned and got really good really fast. Yeah, no he's sick So I guess he's not like Hank Or he could golf just no no streaming no streaming there He had a moment over the summer where he was just on every single person's live stream
Starting point is 02:10:15 Oh like every single sounds like he's got hobbies Too many hobbies less hobbies football so even in the offseason no golf. Did you football all football all the time? Yeah, we need an all-pro corner I Do love the take though that he got bad because other quarterbacks got paid yeah, and he got he got pretty pocket watch Yeah, pre lazy. He's like I'm gonna make a hundred million dollars But that's not the case anymore, so now you got to get back in the film room. No golf pocket watching Okay, Sunday Night Football. We just watched the end I don't think I've ever seen his field goal be as close to hitting the upright and not hit the upright the last two
Starting point is 02:10:50 I the last two yeah, and yeah, they were on opposite sides see one right one left that was um I mean the Lions were down 16 and they had five interceptions Jared was off all night and they win the game mark of a really good team also I don't know what to make of the Texans because you shouldn't lose a game when you're up 16 at home and you have five interceptions. No it's gonna look very bad for them and in the first half Jared Goff like there was something up about he didn't look comfortable obviously they were hitting him a little bit they were they're putting a lot of pressure on him but
Starting point is 02:11:24 sometimes even when he had clean pockets, he was like throwing them into the ground, ducking away early on throw. Something that he hasn't done all season. Yeah, I mean the Texans defense is very good and it felt like they made a very concerted effort to make Jared throw and try and try to bottle up the running game as much as they could and they did a pretty good job doing it because the Lions only had 3.3 yards per carry which is very low for for a team like that and it like it did feel like Jared had to
Starting point is 02:11:54 throw a ton of times and He was not good tonight, but wins a win and the Lions team is just good I think it's good for the team that they won this way in a weird way like the fact that their defense Got turnovers or defense put him in a position where the defense played well in the second defense played really well When their offense was struggling is going to make that's gonna make things better going forward for that team that first half CJ shroud was absolutely slinging the rock. It looked like everything was working the Texas didn't score in the second half They did not score a point the Lions, I mean we had the perfect coaching interview when Dan Campbell started the second half was like we need to get a turnover. Boom turnover. Unfortunately Jared then threw a turnover back, but yeah, their defense bucked up and
Starting point is 02:12:37 really good win for the Lions and I don't, the Texans are gonna win the AFC South because it's the AFC South. I don't know. Maybe when we get Nico, when they they get Nico Collins back we can see what they look like. Did you like the jerseys by the way? I did. I did not like these. Oh I actually like the Jaguar shell whites better than I like them. Oh I like the candy apple helmets. No they were they looked fast. The battle red? Here's why I didn't like the battle red big cat because it's against the Lions. I feel like you have to save those for an AFC opponent. Yeah, maybe I just I thought they looked I thought they I thought their first half was because of their jerseys. Yeah, like they came out flying everywhere
Starting point is 02:13:13 And I actually like the other ones the the dark ones. Yeah, you didn't like I like those on the Texas a little bit better The H-Town Blues the H-Town Blues H-Town Blues. You know, the Lions are really good I I mean, let's do a quick, a quick, how many teams are you comfortable saying could win the Super Bowl right this second? Detroit Lions. Detroit Lions. Kansas City Chiefs. Alright, so let's start with NFC. Detroit Lions. Yep. Philadelphia Eagles. I think I'm going to say the Philadelphia Eagles. No. I, why? Why can't the Philadelphia Eagles. No. I why. Why can't the Philadelphia Eagles win the Super Bowl. They can make a playoff run. They're not going
Starting point is 02:13:50 to win the Super Bowl. They're not going to beat the Chiefs. They're not going to beat the Bills. They're going to beat the Lions. Why. They don't have a good enough offense. They don't have a good enough defense. They don't have good enough coaching. Where. Where is the deficiency on offense and where is the deficiency on defense you're getting grilled I'm just saying in a matchup against the line wait the running back the running game other receivers their offensive line Jalen hurts is dealing with an ankle you got a lot hey yes a training room coaching matters yeah a lot I would say that's the deficiency of the Eagles. That is the deficiency. No, you can't say that Max. No, he's, you can't
Starting point is 02:14:32 say that. Yeah. No, he's good. You want to get him. I can't wait till next year. How he does something stupid. We're going to be live streaming. We're doing a special Thursday night football Eagles commanders in the PMT studio. I think Max will sit in my seat and I'll sit next to Hank on the couch. Uh, but you're, you can't say anything bad about Nick Sirianni. Nope. Okay. So I, I'll throw the Eagles in there. I said the Eagles, I, I fully believe that given what they have on their roster is definitely good enough to do it yeah the coach Angio has completely changed this yeah big fan Joe's boss I don't know about him any other teams the NFC I
Starting point is 02:15:14 unfortunately think maybe the Packers I don't know I don't know but I'm just saying I'm not putting them on Jordan love gets healthy I think they're gonna be really good I think the 49ers Okay See the Bucks making a run They could be the Eagles It killed you guys You got you there and then in the AFC I think it's the Chiefs the Bills the Ravens Steelers Steelers chargers
Starting point is 02:15:43 No, we put a future home. I think I think that they could win a playoff game. Yeah, I think the Steelers... No, I don't think the Texans. I think the Steelers are in that group. The Texans haven't looked as dominant this year ever as they did last year. No, their offense has been... Like their offense looked great in the first half and then it went back to broken. Yeah, what if the Jets get... It'll turn around though. Yeah, what if the Jets get it all turned around though? Oh, what if the Jets get a pickup of someone who's out there? What if the Jets sign leaving on Bell? That'd be good dynamic. Hmm. Jets might not let's keep the Jets in there. Yeah, just can still do it. They got Aaron frickin Rogers. They got Aaron frickin. Aaron frickin Rogers,
Starting point is 02:16:22 man. Aaron frickin Rogers. He chose chose them and I do feel like after week 10 It feels like the playoff picture on both AFC and NFC is now so there's seven playoff spots Obviously, I think it's it's definitely whittled down to nine teams in the AFC It cuts off at the Bengals So jets Patriots Dolphins Browns Titans Raiders Jaguars all out and I would say it's the same thing in the NFC where it's I guess maybe the Seahawks but the Bears Cowboys Saints Panthers Giants all out we'll see about the Seahawks and Bucks yeah the the NFC West is gonna be
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Starting point is 02:19:41 So LeBron tweeted on Sunday morning, I just woke up from having a dream. I was playing for Duke for Coach K inside Cameron Endor Stadium. That was the exclamation point. It was insane in there. Told Coach K it was an honor to suit up for him, and he said the same thing back to me.
Starting point is 02:20:01 This is a dream. He's such a legend. Then it turned right into a concert Snoop and Dre were performers and they was doing the song the next episode the roof inside Cameron damn near came off ha ha Then my alarm went off and I woke up All right, so I think this is this LeBron wants coach K as the coach Lakers. Yeah, yeah Yeah, cuz it was a dream coach K and it was about Duke JJ's team like yep Okay, so I got a question because when I read this I thought a couple things one
Starting point is 02:20:31 It it sounds like he's dreaming about coach K being his coach, right? to He also might be lying about the dream and then using the whole I had a dream thing To say what he wanted to say in real life, but do it under the pretense of explaining what his dream was. Yeah. Which one? Yeah. Which one do you think is worst for JJ Reddick if he actually has a second one or if he's lying about having a dream? I think you can't control your subconscious. I think he,
Starting point is 02:20:59 I think he's thought about it like JJ, he obviously pushed for JJ to be the coach and then, uh, things have not started well. I think he's going to ask for coach K to come and be a mentor, not the head coach, but be a mentor on the side, like be one of JJ's assistant coach. He's going to force a mentor onto his boss. Yes. That's such a funny, I think, I think it's going to happen. I think there's going to be a point in the season where maybe he won't sit on the sideline, but coach K is definitely going to have to come visit and do like speeches and, and, and try to get the boys going like Jeff and Gundy kind of, like, he's part of
Starting point is 02:21:40 organizations and around the team. He's actually an assistant coach now. Right. But like when he left ESPN, he was with the Celtics, but he wasn't an official assistant coach. Yes. Yeah. He was a consultant like Doc, right? Yeah, Doc. Like Doc Rivers.
Starting point is 02:21:56 Currently with the Bucks. Currently with the Bucks, yeah. Yeah. No, he's currently consulting with the Bucks. He's not head coaching them. No, but that's- No, I know. I'm joking.
Starting point is 02:22:04 Yeah, that is- They're bad. That is literally what he did. Yeah. So what's maybe the biggest lie in this is when he said told coach K was an honor to suit up for him. And he said the same thing back to me. Like they definitely kissed in the stream. Yes. And that's what he wrote instead of the kiss. He probably was wearing, yeah, he's wearing a Duke jersey. Probably. I also don't even know what that means. Like, is that like a situation like when You're you know getting on a flight and and the lady at the counter says hey have a nice flight and out of instinct you say Oh you too
Starting point is 02:22:31 Like he said it's an honor to coach suit up for you coach and coach K was like you too LeBron It's an honor to suit up for you. Yeah, put the suit on Yeah, like that doesn't even make sense Yeah Was he wearing the necktie and the the jacket or was he wearing the like late stage? Late model coach it's an honor to suit up as your coaches. Yeah. Yes. He was wearing like a LeBron Jersey Yeah, and then the I mean the concert afterwards only LeBron I mean, that's also something if you were making up a lie
Starting point is 02:22:59 Like you throw in a little bit of a an extra wrinkle to like throw people off set. And also because he probably realized when he tweeted this out, he's like, that didn't really wrap up my story that well. I need to like include something else to make it a banger to God. He's like, Oh, also Snoop and Dre were there. And then the roof came off. Yeah. It's, I mean, it's very, it's just very funny that he hand selected JJ Reddick and we're 11 games in.
Starting point is 02:23:24 And again, whether it's subconscious or he's just lying, he, he wants coach K. Yeah. So fast. Only LeBron. I think maybe he had this dream a while ago, a long time ago. Yeah. And then he just brought it up now because he wants to put the screws to JJ. Yeah. Make him feel the heat. I fully believe that LeBron had a dream where he thanked coach K and then coach K thanked him back Yes at some point that happened, but I just don't think it was last night that it happened. All right, so that was your who's back That's my who's back. Yeah, okay my who's back I didn't I can't believe you missed you didn't say this one PFT you actually might have it might have been happening during
Starting point is 02:24:03 Pup punk which I heard it was great. You got one more show, right? We're playing on Friday The 20th LSU at Fred's Fred's is the best place on earth. Mark is the best guy on earth. I can't wait Fucking we got a new throat go what? Yeah so on Friday night Selena Powell. Yep, who is she an adult entertainment, uh, actress? Uh, she said she tweeted all I'm saying is my throat. The reason the heat will beat the nuggets tomorrow. Y'all basketball games are more fun when you fuck the player before the
Starting point is 02:24:38 game. LOL. Go number two. That's Terry Rozier. And, uh, I believe that he beat the Nuggets did they not? They didn't but they covered and Terry Rozier definitely went over his point total. Correct. I like that. Yeah. So she treated that before the game too. She was just like hey just so everyone knows I fucked Terry Rozier last night so he's gonna be awesome. It's such a short sighted move on her part. Why? Because if you don't tell anybody about then you'll get repeat business. Yeah, tell his friends true Oh, they did they they did not cover but Terry Rozier had over his points He had 15 points is I think I'm power and a half Was the other woman on the no jumper podcast? Oh
Starting point is 02:25:24 AJ today's so she stole this from AJ today's what do you mean the whole gig she stole the whole time down NBA players he stole the concept of going of public this copycat league I sucked off a basketball player before AJ today's nobody ever said that yeah but this was she was calling her shot and she was right. Yeah she was right. AJ Teddy's was just you know reminiscing. It was after the fact.
Starting point is 02:25:48 Yeah she did call her shot and she was right. Alright so respect to Ms. Selena Powell. Is it miss or ms? Ms. Ms. Ms. Lady. Dr. Selena Powell. Oh also we forgot to give our Uncrustables update.
Starting point is 02:26:05 We came nowhere close. And now we have 500. Stale Uncrustables. Kind of a mistake by us. I think we got through 200 Uncrustables. 200 in a week. Here's where we went wrong. You got to either you're learning something
Starting point is 02:26:17 from your mistakes or you're just treading water. We needed to order the Uncrustables and shipments that would come like every other day. Because after about three days in the fridge They started to get super stale and then only the real die-hards were still going for him and we have like a ton more in the freezer turns out we don't have like massive athletes burning a shit ton of calories
Starting point is 02:26:43 All day good every day. Good point. While also eating uncrustables. Us just snacking on an uncrustable for a day is not equivalent to... There was a couple days where I was full of uncrustables. I was like, this is, I've had too many. I had like four or five and I was like, this is gross. Uh, so yeah, we can't, we failed. We failed. So maybe we need to do this while also Running like a mini training camp or high We should next year we should do we should we should do our own training camp Get like a full trainer for like an entire week do two a day side you've ever had yeah No, I agree, but I'm just I'm feeling I'm starting to feel the the weight of football season
Starting point is 02:27:23 Sorry, I feel full all the time. I'm starting to take three shits a day Which is never good when you're like when you fill the bowl fully three times a day you're like that's that's over eating I ate too much Tom Brennan oh, yeah You're just favorite moment of all time yeah I was waiting for it all day yeah well it was noon but it was 11 yeah 11 Brennan was calling the game and there was a player named Cassie their quarterback it's their quarterback yeah and he had to shout him out in the pregame and he he
Starting point is 02:28:01 like he handled it well he acknowledged memes what time did you wake up on Saturday? Was up early like seven oh, okay, so you had to wait four hours Yeah, I was fired up. It was did you wake up like sound on my four TVs Did you wake up like a like a kid on Christmas being like today's the day? Yeah, I was fired up So you want to explain exactly what he said? I think the video might be better but he was just like and cast the onos and he gave a nod to the camera mmm that's pretty good he basically was giving a nod to you yeah he knew he was just that's memes also we didn't
Starting point is 02:28:38 acknowledge it on Friday we forgot to mention on Friday we have to pay our respects to Ben oh yeah we have video we miss it on Friday we have to pay our respects to Ben. Oh yeah. We missed it on Friday? Yes. Shit. That video was one of the saddest things. Yes it was. I should have brought it up on Thursday night after the game was over but what Kirk Herbstree did calling the game on Thursday night, actually it takes an incredible amount of guts to do it. He had to be the saddest person on earth person not only that on Thursday But then playing that video on Saturday on game day, which was just an absolute tear-jerker Yeah, and then he had to talk about it later on and he had to do the game. Yeah, it's yeah
Starting point is 02:29:16 I don't know how he did that. Yeah, it sucks. It sucks I was thinking about Kirk when all that was going down all the one thing that somebody told me when Leroy passed away that actually like made things better is like at some point when you think about your dog, you will start to smile before you get sad. And you just have to work until you get to that point. And it'll be a good point once he gets there. But yeah, what Kirk did was like,
Starting point is 02:29:38 I could never have done that. There was an old Peter King column that he wrote when his dog passed away. And it was, I can't remember the exact line line but it was basically like the only way to not feel this pain is to never have a dog and what a hollow life that would be like that's the only way to not feel you know when your dog passes away and it's it's the truth like the alternative is not having a dog and no one wants that yeah Ben was a good boy yeah Yeah. Good call, Max. Okay. We have Jackpocket for the lottery ball machine.
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