Pardon My Take - NFL Week 11, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Browns Are For Real, Tommy Devito Has Jersey Juice Plus Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: November 20, 2023

We start with Fastest 2 Minutes. Then we get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:05) Browns 13, Steelers 10 (00:09:05-00:20:19) Texans 21, Cardinals 16 (00:20:19-00:24:02) Giants 31, Comma...nders 19 (00:24:02-00:33:06) Dolphins 20, Raiders 13 (00:33:06-00:38:00) Lions 31, Bears 26 (00:45:00-00:58:24) Packers 23, Chargers 20 (00:58:24-01:05:10) Cowboys 33, Panthers 10 (01:05:10-01:13:41) Jaguars 34, Titans 14 (01:13:41-01:17:49) 49ers 27, Bucs 14 (01:17:49-01:20:40) Rams 17, Seahawks 16 (01:20:40-01:23:27) Bills 32, Jets 6 (01:23:27-01:38:25) We finish with Who's back of the week and recapping PFT's weekend from JMU (01:38:25-02:08:09)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part in my take, week 11 in the NFL, we're going to start with fastest two minutes. We're going to talk about every game, the Super Bowl Browns. Are we thinking Super Bowl Brown? We're thinking soupy Super Bowl Browns. Niners thinking Super Bowl Browns? We're thinking soupy. Super Bowl Browns,
Starting point is 00:00:25 Niners still looking like they're rolling. Pills get back on track. We get the first bad half of CJ Stroud and the Texans still win. Maybe you sign that they're very much legit. We're gonna get to all the games. Oh, also Tommy DeVito, Jersey Juice. We'll get to that as well. We're gonna get to all the games. We also have who's Back of the Week. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Blue Choo. HabBetterSex is Blue Choo. Blue Choo is currently the only place to go for chewable versions of Sil Deneville and Tadella Phil.
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Starting point is 00:01:53 Now in the street they're in violence and then a lot of stuff No place to hang out or washing and then again They all on your son. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down too It's part of my take. There's an about our sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Monday, November 20th, week 11. I gotta say my voice, teach. We start in Pittsburgh where I would walk 500 miles Garrett just to have a piece like his, as stop me if you heard this before, but miles Garrett and a helmet were back in the news this week. You see those sweatpants? They were pretty big, pretty big.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Kenny G Pickett took some costly alto sacks as the Steelers often struggled. It was a punt battle as big ten west game broke out, but Dustin Anthony Hopkins was able to eat the Steelers liver with some Fava beans in a nice canti. As he kicked the game winning field goal screaming afterwards, Boles Peru. It's an anagram car race for Super Ball, Brown's 13 Steelers 10. Down to Duval, where Calvin Ridleyvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Are the Jaguars having a moment? Are we sure the Titans aren't bad? Trevor Lawrence kinda reminds me of that movie Teen Wolf. Looks really intimidating, but I'm not so sure that the team from Hoosiers would mop the floor with them. Jaguars 31, Titans 14, that kinda weird, it's weird.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Our good personal friend. Bill Sinner. My personal friend. Over to Houston, where the Greg, Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh, Duh, Looking out my back torch, had some major CCRs, catches conversions and receptions. The Whitney Houston Texans just wanted to dance
Starting point is 00:04:11 with somebody who loved his me, thinking back to their previous head coach who got them into a position to draft boy genius CJ Stroud. Member? Member single berries? As Devon reminded everyone, why he's good at football,
Starting point is 00:04:24 going for 112 in a score on the way to a Juiced in Texans win 21 16 Some and Carolina people are asking if the price is right as the Panther season is on a cliffhanger while David Tapper is Fanger while David Tepper is spay and neutering his coaches, keeping their balls on his desk. Before the game, Jerry Jones put Jimmy Johnson into the ultimate glory hole, the Dallas Ring of Honor, and there wasn't a dry eye in the house. Derrick Petuitary bland hit a personal grocery store, making more house calls than Jerry Jones' favorite strippers. Is Jack back or did he just play the painkiller?
Starting point is 00:05:03 Come on boys, 33, the painkiller's 10. strippers. Is tackback or did he just play the par at this? Come boys 33 the pastors time. Up to Detroit where fields was back just in time to lose another game. Jared was awfully bad then awfully good as the game swung late in the fourth quarter. The Bears did their best impression of the Phoenix Sun's locker room having four men scoring. And Dan Campbell's soup had his team playing with a lot of concentrate as they scored twice Layton the fourth to take the lead. As for the Bears, people are asking, is it too late now to say sorry for hiring Matt Bieber Flues? Because yeah, he let everyone down. Lions 31, Bears 26. We go down South to Miami where Antonio Pierce Brosnan is leaving no doubt about his fire and coaching style as he has the Raiders rushing for approximately point 007 yards per
Starting point is 00:05:51 carry. The Dolphins took the lead when Salvat scored late in a second, cool clock Ahmed, wanted to show that at the White House, while two of fast, two of furious Tango Valoa had some ludicrous cornrows and it was Jalen Ramsey Bolton who finished a job Neuron Gerator's comeback with a late interception the Dolphins 20 the Aader Sartane up to the frozen Tundra where the seed is getting warm for Matt LaFour Stone Marcus Smart grit and grinded his way to a 51 yard score and it looked like the San Diego Super Chargers were back. Jaden Creed took the Packers higher
Starting point is 00:06:32 with a score and the game was tight going into the fourth when Romeo and Juliet Dobbs scored late, putting the Chargers of season officially in dire straits. Brandon Staley, have you heard this one? I haven't heard of you yet, boom. More like Brandon Faley. That's a good one, boom. Because that guy fucking stinks. To you, Packers 23 Chargers 20. Teral John Maryland, where Rayquan, Parkley unloaded all 36 chambers as the big blue tank clan looked to wrap up their first win in a month. Let us be the first to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:07:03 As Brian Debalo Dean is getting ready for the big meal, allowing two sacks of mayo. As David and the rest of the commies, DeFrens had Tommy DeCito looking like a snack. Much like my close personal friend Dick Cheney's good friend. The commanders are no longer in the hunt after getting their face blasted off by using a shotgun incorrectly. Michael Sam Howe was not allowed to shower with his teammates after the game because there was no hot water at FedEx field. And for the first time this year, Ron Rivera's team was unable to get rid of sweat.
Starting point is 00:07:34 The Giants 31, the commanders 19. For the last game, we're going to go out to our correspondent Conor Memes in Western New York. We head up to Buffalo where the Jets challenged the bills and blew up shortly after take off. Zach Wilson is fucking ass. Good one, boom. Thanks, Steve.
Starting point is 00:07:55 The Jets turned to Tim Dindboil for more than 10 minutes resulting in a noodle arm. Khalil Shakira was on tonight and his hips didn't lie and I'm starting to feel an 85-yard touchdown Robert Toss Salad had to tackle Zach Wilson before eating shit No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills Bill's 32 Jetsettics. Thank you memes Good one boom. All right, and that was fastest two minutes from week 11 brought to you by our friends at Chevy There's a new family with unstoppable grit and they are the official partners of the part of my take family And that is the Chevy Silverado ZR2 family the first ever Silverado heavy duty ZR2 joins the franchise to make Chevy ZR2
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Starting point is 00:09:13 the official trucks, a part in my take. Okay, week 11 in the books. And we have something a little different to start this show. To set the stage before we get to all of the games Our good friend Jersey Jerry and I we put in a TD parlay $2,000 to win a hundred thousand dollars. We hit the first three legs and the last leg is Javante Williams I just got the ball. Let's talk week 11. We had some great games feels like
Starting point is 00:09:42 Some some statement wins and the the number one statement win the first game we're going to talk about. Browns 13 Steelers 10. The Cleveland Browns are 7 and 3. The Cleveland Browns win with a their third string quarterback in DTR. The Cleveland Browns are for real. They are. They are and they're fun. Their defense is fun to watch. Miles Garrett had another great game today. Credit to Miles Garrett for picking up Steelers quarterbacks helmet and not using it to swing on his head. Because there was a moment when Kenny Pickett, he did a, a QB sneak for first down. Helmet came off. Miles Garrett picked it up and then the Steelers' O-line would over and immediately confiscated it. Yeah. From Miles. I a sudden, no, don't do this again.
Starting point is 00:10:25 He was like, I'm not doing it again. We've seen that doing it again. And Miles Garrett, we alluded to it in the fastest two minutes. Did a video this week in front of the reporters where he was shirtless with gray sweatpants on and just cock just like in everyone's face. Yeah, that's why he's not a basketball player actually because he couldn't go between the legs because his big old penis would just knock the ball away.
Starting point is 00:10:46 That was one of those moments where he can't even be mad at Miles because he's like, he just, guess what? He's got it. If I had a hammer like that, I would be wearing gris wet pants all the time. All the time. And shirtless. And I'd be shirtless.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Like gray athletic shorts even. I always think about that. If I had a six, sick body like a six back, I would be shirtless. All like in this office, the minute we start shooting hoops, I just rip off my shirt and be like, yeah, pass me the ball. Yeah, I would be skinned. I disagree. I think I would do what Adam Sandler does, which is he's like pretty jacked up, but he always wears big, flowy clothes. Yeah, but he doesn't have six packs. And then I think he's got like a four pack. And then
Starting point is 00:11:20 once every like two years, he'll play basketball and take, he'll take it off and all of his friends are like, you know, what the fuck it off and all of his friends are like, you know, what the fuck, man? Yeah, I'm talking like if I had miles gear, care its body. I'd be driving my car shirtless, like just basically the minute I get homeless. If I had miles gear its body,
Starting point is 00:11:36 I think I would ruin it within maybe two weeks. Yeah. Two weeks of living my life. One Sunday. And he would just look like me right now. Yeah, one Sunday, but this game, so the Browns, uh, Stavansky kind of went into a little bit of turtle mode in the second half. It felt like a big 10 West game where it was just feel position, feel position, feel position.
Starting point is 00:11:55 I though was, I thought the Browns, like obviously their defensive line is elite and control the line of scrimmage, but their offensive line played lights out in terms of they didn't like run for an insane amount of yards I think they were close to a hundred, but DTR was only sacked once the final drive he was able to move the ball down the field and get him to Feel gold range like the Browns are I think they've lost two or three starters day week one starters on their offensive line And they're still able to like that's why I like to Browns because there isn't a lot of flash, but they control both lines of scrimmage and you win football games that way. It was a, it was a great game winning drive by T, DTR. And I think that in the second half, both teams were just pretty much not trying to be the one that made the mistake because
Starting point is 00:12:39 both defense is a really good. Yes. So they're like, DTR, please do not get a sack, Fumble, please not throw a bad interception. Just let's be conservative. Let's punt the ball. A punt was as good as a win for either team in the second half. And then at the end when he had to do it, he did it. And they're kind of like the same football team. Right.
Starting point is 00:12:58 The Browns and the Steelers. Right. Where Steelers fans, if it's like the bus meme, the Steelers fans are the ones looking at the dark side, being like, our defense is awesome. Our quarterback hasn't played well, but we have a winning record. And then the Browns, they're looking at the lightsides saying the exact same thing. Yes. But yeah, the Browns defense is good enough to do some serious damage and they got Joe Flacco and much of this may have RG3 who had Photoshop's whipped up ready to go of him and Browns
Starting point is 00:13:23 uniforms. I heard that he was going to get the call much to his dismay. He did not. He was showing off this weekend running with Davo down on the field. That was his workout days that he put out there for the Browns. 40 time, but it would be so awesome if Joe Flacco went a super with these Browns. And as of Friday, I put a thousand dollar future on the Browns thinking that they were going to get Joe Flacco. So it pays out 50 to one.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Already down to 40 to one. I'm making money on Joe Flacco's worth that month. Joe Flacco gave a little bump and also probably this win. DTR looking not incapable of doing the job. Probably helped that a little bit there. Yeah. He looks okay. If Joe Flacco wins a Super Bowl and he does like his normal Joe Flacco thing where he doesn't make any mistakes, gets the pass their appearances, that would contribute so much to the flacco discourse. I would, I, it would be, it would make my, probably my entire year. It's a, it would be a legacy.
Starting point is 00:14:12 A year. Yeah, it would make it, it would make it a legacy- It would be a funny playoffs for you. At that point, he's one, two super balls. And he probably would get a long-term contract with the Browns. He's elite, give him a 10-year experience.
Starting point is 00:14:21 They just were like, fuck it. He has 300 million, Joe. Yeah, it'd be, man, it would be awesome. He's got five, it's probably. They just like fuck it. Yeah, 300 million Joe. Yeah, it beat man It'll be awesome. He's got five. It's probably because he's got five kids now And he's like I really just want to get out of the house So I'm down to play and it's crazy to think the Browns fans had the most rollercoaster I mean the whole season has been rollercoaster with Nick Chubb and the win loss win loss Dishon out for a little but then coming back looking, looking good, getting season, entering surgery, like this, this week was a microcosm for their year that it's just absolute madness.
Starting point is 00:14:50 But like the Browns, if you're a Browns fan, I think where you're sitting right now and it's not a bad place to be, I think in the back of your head, you're like, yes, we don't really have a quarterback right now, like DTR, young Joe Flacco old, it's going to be tough. But with that defense, no one wants to play you. No one wants to go up against the Browns. No. And you can basically tell yourself, and I think it's not that wrong. I don't even think you're like faking yourself out when you say it, that if we have, if we get into the playoffs and we have a chance, like our defense is so good,
Starting point is 00:15:24 that we can win ugly games against pretty much any team. So every time you bring up the Joe Flacco elite conversation, it's like, well, they won a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, we'll guess what? So do Trent Dilford. This is the Trent Dilford model. Yeah, rounds are going to go with right now. And they're, yeah, their defense is definitely good enough to play with any team of the league late stage, Peyton Manning. Yeah, exactly like that Broncos team. Yeah, and the Browns. So today they beat the Steelers. They beat the Ravens and the Steelers in consecutive weeks for the first time in the entire history of their franchise. Did you see now this is where it's clearly bothering Steelers fans and we do actually have Jersey Jerry here, which maybe
Starting point is 00:16:00 we'll have him say a little something at the end here. Big Ben was live for this game. Oh, really? Big Ben was live for this game. Oh really? Big Ben was live for this game. Who taught him how to go live on this game? I don't know. He was live for this game. He knows on YouTube, I think, with his podcast, who's sitting in his basement.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And Brown's fans, you should, like, if you could maybe make an NFT of the last three seconds of this game, it is so worth it, because Big Ben is sitting there and he's narrating the Hail Mary and, you know, the pitch back and everything. And then he just goes, this is the Brown Superbowl. That's the Brown Superbowl for them. And that's the best, the best feeling in the world if you're a Brown's fan because you know when someone breaks out that this is your Superbowl, that loss bothers them. Like he was bothered by that.
Starting point is 00:16:43 There have been a few of those on this show. Yes. But yeah, I can imagine that bothering Big Ben because he absolutely loved to kill the Browns. It was his favorite thing ever. And love beat this shit out of him. And just salty, like the immediate, oh, well this, oh, Browns, that's your Super Bowl. That's the saltiest response you can give,
Starting point is 00:17:00 and you know, like, it's almost, you know, on Twitter, it's like, oh, you're triggered, you're mad. No, no, that is as mad as you can get. It was like big bend putting a walking boot on his ego, saying that. Yeah. There was, yeah, there was a lot to be happy about if you're a Browns fan, for sure, right?
Starting point is 00:17:15 You should enjoy this. You can enjoy it, you can think all the thoughts. You can think about, I give Browns fans permission to think like maybe we could possibly win a Super Bowl. And I looked at their schedule and I, I think they probably have at least four more wins in the rest of their season, which would get them to 11 wins. Like they're they have the the Broncos and the Rams coming up on the road. So you split that. That's a win. Jaguars and Bears. You're gonna beat the Bears.
Starting point is 00:17:40 That's two. And then you finish with Texans, Jets, Bengals. Like you could probably win two out of three of those. I imagine that they probably will get two 11 wins. I could seem getting to 12. Listen, the defense is good enough. The defense is 100% legit. And then after the game, Mike Ford, yeah, Jerry, maybe you can speak on this a little bit.
Starting point is 00:17:56 See what Mike Ford did at the end of the game? This is torture for Jerry. We're watching a bet lose and we're also just like sucking the browns dick right in front of him. He took a terrible towel from the stands gave them a brown drone for it. Yeah, Jerome. Mike Ford the former Yankee. Yeah. Yeah. Jerome Ford took the towel from the Steelers fan handed them a brown style and then he took the terrible towel and he wiped his ass with it on the side.
Starting point is 00:18:18 Once with a terrible towel. Yeah. I mean, it's Ben's right. You know, this is the Browns. Super Bowl. Oh, okay. So you're you're also triggered. Yeah, I mean, I'm not triggered. Yeah, right. Yeah. No linebackers, no Minka, poor quarterback play. Listen, still has to have a lot of win and bull games on their schedule too.
Starting point is 00:18:35 OK. The only thing I'm mad about with this game is I really, really wish the Browns ended up kicking what, like, maybe it was like a 35-yard field goal to win this game. They didn't really need those extra like 15 yards. I was really hoping because they outgained the Steelers by 10 yards. If the Steelers had lost, but had outgained the Browns, it would have been so perfect. But we do have the Steelers, they have continued the streak, they have been outgained
Starting point is 00:19:02 in every single game this year. So where you at, you at? You think the Steelers you got to get off the mat fight some more. Yeah, no in the playoffs right now. Yeah, they're not they're not the seasons are not dead yet, but um if they drop if they drop this next game to the bangles season is cooked watching that offense is just so paying. Yeah, no, it's tough. You you have not had fun watching a Steelers game in years. 2018. Yeah, also it was Mike Ford, Jake. Oh, double four check. Yeah, it's got me. Jalen Warren should get all the carries. Yeah, he is the Steelers offense that the second half, when he had that 75 year touchdown run, he's so explosive, he's what you need for that offense
Starting point is 00:19:41 because you need some type of spark and he's all spark. And they didn't use him at all on that last minute drive. At all, that's crazy. Yeah, and he had that great stiff arms today too. He's without a doubt their best running back. And we don't know if it's because he's actually that much faster than a normal player on the football field,
Starting point is 00:19:58 or if he's just that much faster than Naji Harris. Yeah, it is also, it is true, sicko stuff, but I do love watching a game like that, where you know that punts matter so much and feel positioned like a punt out of the end zone is a disaster. Yeah, you need to down your punts in the five yard line and just, and get the ball back
Starting point is 00:20:17 and basically punt your way to a feelable. The game is like, it's just a slow word of attrition to see if you can maybe finagle your way into having great feel position for the very last drive of the game. And I love it. And that's all I love it. I love those type of games.
Starting point is 00:20:29 All right. Next game. Texans 21 cardinals 16. We had CJ Strouds first bad half a football this year in the second half. He was phenomenal in the first half. He had there was a moment and a half time of the early games where CJ Stroud had more yards personally than any other team playing at the time. He had 250 nine yards in the first half including like an absolute dime to tank Dell. And then the second half he was not good. He had he had three interceptions this game. All three were in
Starting point is 00:21:00 plus territory. I think two of them were in the red zone. One was at like the Cardinals 26. Afterwards, he was asked about it and he said, uh, Steph Curry doesn't ever stop shooting. I'm gonna keep letting it fly. So gunslayer. I like that. I like it. Well, that mentality is only good if you're good. Yeah. That mentality sucks if you suck. Yes. It's like I'm wearing a Jordan pool jersey right now. That is also his mentality. Yes. Not necessarily the right one that you want to have if you're not very good at playing that sport. Yes. But much, I guess CJ Stroud has earned the right to just keep shooting at this point.
Starting point is 00:21:33 He's that good where it's like, I want to go down having CJ Stroud. I trust him to take chances. And he had his welcome to the NFL moment today. Yes. And it's always good when you're welcome to the NFL moment is also a game in which you win. Mm-hmm. In which he bounced back and win the game you're welcome to the NFL moment is also a game in which you win Mm-hmm in which he bounced back and win the double welcome to the NFL moment
Starting point is 00:21:48 So he got absolutely smoked on a sack that I thought maybe he got concussed because he did have a couple really bad Interceptions a second half I think I'll maybe only one of them. No, maybe both of them were after that But he also has welcomed the NFL moment where you know you've arrived when we start making a big deal of your pre-game routine So he plays like 16 sports in a in a pre-game routine where he's like whipping look like a tennis ball on top of a Stick yeah, it's like something in the hip thrust and exercise you to James Winston doing with his personal trainer and like three dogs in the back You're yeah, or like a BDSM, like dungeon. Yeah, yeah, he was like practicing foul shots. Yeah, it was all, he was like throwing balls
Starting point is 00:22:29 into the kicking net. It was great. But that is fun. Yeah, that's like the sign. You've really made it when we start making freaking out over your pre-game routine. But so for this Texans game, they did not play their A plus game.
Starting point is 00:22:40 And weirdly, I'm like more confident than Texans going forward because they prove that they can win games when CJ Stroud isn't perfect. Their defense kind of bowed up, stopped the Cardinals three times on fourth down in the second half. And I'm like, listen, when you can win, when you're not great, that's the sign of a really good team. We said back in October that there's a chance that this team makes the playoffs. I'm, I'm almost ready to go one step further. I think that the Texans can win the division. Yeah. Because they play the Jaguars next weekend, right?
Starting point is 00:23:08 They already have beat them once. They beat them one time. If they beat the Jaguars, they, I believe, are in first place in that division. They, um, right now, they're six and four. I think the Jaguars are seven and three. So yeah, they would have the, they would have the tiebreakers. So that'd be a game.
Starting point is 00:23:23 The Texans could win that division. Like CJ Stroud is that good. Yeah, that's a big fucking game. I'm excited for that game. As for the Cardinals, I don't know. Kylo looked awesome at times and then he looked kind of short sometimes too. Yeah, a couple balls batted.
Starting point is 00:23:38 There's a lot of short guys on the Cardinals. That's kind of how they operate. Yeah, he throws a pass to Rondeo Moore, I think the average height on that play is five foot six. Yeah, the Cardinals are That's kind of how they operate. Yeah, he throws a pass to Rondeo more. I think the like average height on that play is five foot six Yeah, the Cardinals are officially though like with Kyler Murray back. They are in full Frisky can can pick off any one mode. They look like a competent football team. Yeah, Kyler's back That's the best you can say about it. And again, this is like as good as it gets for the Cardinals much like your bears when you watch them You want to see your quarterback play well
Starting point is 00:24:04 You want to see your team fight a little bit. And then ideally you'd like to see them lose at the end to protect your draft pick. Yeah, exactly. So good job, Cardinals. As a win-win all around. All right, next game, Giants 31, commanders 19, Tommy DeVito. Tommy DeVito day, the guy has what he calls Jersey juice. So Jersey juices to have confidence in the face of difficult situations. That was the motto all week in the Giants facility. He was
Starting point is 00:24:32 telling everyone I got Jersey juice. And he came out, I like Jersey juice. I liked that phrase. And he threw, I call it Tami To sauce. Yeah, he's, I mean, he played, he outplayed Sam Howell. He threw three touchdowns. He now has more touchdown passes than any QB playing in New Jersey this season. So that Zach Wilson, obviously Aaron Rodgers got hurt, Daniel Jones, Tyrone Taylor. Yeah, he also has five touchdown, the five touchdown passes he has this year are the most touchdown passes by a giant starter in his first two starts since 1950. He's got, Vito might be a franchise quarter.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Again, he's got two starts and he has more touchdowns than Zach Wilson. Yeah. We started every game except the first in which he played like three and a half quarters. Yes. So Tommy DeVito might be a franchise quarter back. We made Tommy DeVito look like a franchise quarter back today.
Starting point is 00:25:21 I was not confident going on this game. The commander should not be favored by nine points against anybody ever. I'm going to say that like in perpetuity for the rest of the existence of the franchise. I was not confident we lost the Giants once already this year. Didn't surprise me that we lost again. Our defense looked like ass. We actually got a lot of sacks.
Starting point is 00:25:37 We sacked Tommy nine times today. So knocked him around a little bit and then just on the back end just completely, I think we played man to man for the entire game. And then Tommy just found the holes where he could and credit to Tommy DeVito. He had a good game today. He looked like a serviceable quarterback. I'm just going to quote Magic Johnson because I feel like Magic Johnson said it the absolute best.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Wow. Exclamation point. My Washington commanders turned the ball over six times today and gave the Giants 24 points off turnovers. We lost 31 to 19 I agree magic. I agree that's a perfect encapsulation of the game It's tough to win when you don't score more points than your opponent and he fired that off like three hours after the game I that's been the highlight of of my season really as a commander's fan is just seeing magic Johnson tweet a game Recap it's beautiful way way later after the game. And then post game there was no water in the commander's locker room so players couldn't shower. So the giants in commander's
Starting point is 00:26:34 locker rooms they didn't have hot water at all. And the team said we basically lost hot water. We tried to repair we couldn't fix it during the game. So sorry this Ryan Fitzpatrick while watching this he's like I really wish I'd played a full season there. Yeah, that's kind of my style It's just just go stinking drink afterwards, but the commanders are asked their ass ass So this is different than last week their ass ass look we're we lost to the worst team in football twice I'm pretty sure that means we're the worst team in football. Yeah I guess my biggest question for you is, Sam Howell was bad today.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Yep. And it was up against the defense that had given up 79 points in the last two games. Yep. How do you feel about that? Was it, oh, they kind of overlooked the giants? Or are you a little concerned? Because it felt like a step backwards.
Starting point is 00:27:20 He'd been playing great ball. And then the sacks came back. It's a step back. Three interceptions came back. Like it was bad. It's a step back. Three interceptions came back like it was bad. It's a step back. I mean to be to all play to play to me. It was a big step backwards, but I'm I still like Sam. I still think we focus on Sam. We build around Sam.
Starting point is 00:27:35 I have not changed. He's still the guy. Sam's the guy. He had a bad day. You ever have a bad day? Yeah. It happens. He had a bad day today and a lot of people had a bad day today.
Starting point is 00:27:45 And I'm hoping that the day was bad enough to the point where Josh Harris just says, okay, I'm going to fire Ron and Jack Del Rio. That's what that would make my Thanksgiving. That would be great. If we went into Dallas on Thursday, let be in a me, like let be in a me coach for the rest of the season. Yeah. Because he, I think he deserves a tryout to be a head coach.
Starting point is 00:28:03 We want to see if he's the kind of guy that we're going to keep around, because Ron's got one year left on his contract. Pienemy, I don't know what his contract is right now, but I assume he's going to be here next year in theory. We need to figure out if we want to make him the head coach or not, give him a shot from this point out to the regular season ends.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Like that's your team. Yeah, that's your team. Let's see what you got. Yeah, Hank. Yes, survivor So you Hank was on a buy this week Hank actually he he is now a true loser because he did say to me He's like man having a buy week is nice and I was like yep when you don't have to watch your can't your your bad team on Sunday It's it's a comforting feeling. Yeah stress free. Yeah, but you did have stress. I did have stress
Starting point is 00:28:44 I was in a survivor league. There was like 30 people left And I picked the commanders Turned on that Tommy DeVito. They didn't even let him pass for like two games. Yeah, same as Sammy Howell's the guy They had a hundred sacks. Yeah, it's actually it's actually the first one. It wasn't even close It's the first time in 39 years that a team gave up nine stacks and then won a game by double digits. You assume going into it, the worst case scenario is a sweat.
Starting point is 00:29:10 It, it also, it wasn't even, it wasn't even that. Yeah, no, the giants were covering easily and winning the game easily pretty much the entire game. I think it was one point, it was like 1412. It also is a good reminder that tanking doesn't happen in the NFL because I saw a clip of Tommy DeVito and Sequan after the game and they were as happy as could be like they're not going to tank. They're out there playing their balls off. Sequan was awesome today. He
Starting point is 00:29:36 caught two touchdowns. He was everywhere. Do we do we think Tommy DeVito has played himself into having a job as a backup going forward? I think we just need to remember that this is the Washington commanders that he played against. Yes. So keep that just in the back of your head when you're evaluating the TD film. No, I know, but still do you think he has, I mean, he's going to have a chance. Yeah. He's got a chance.
Starting point is 00:29:59 He had a roster spot. Yeah, roster spot is a backup. Listen, Tommy, if you had the worst backup ever, if you had looked at the last two games that he played, I would say, like, definitely no. So now it's a conversation that we're having. Which cube in New York would you rather have? Josh Allen. Tommy DeVito.
Starting point is 00:30:14 New Jersey, I say New Jersey. New Jersey. Yeah, Tommy DeVito. Easy. It is kind of funny that he has more touchdown passes than Daniel Jones, who, how big was Daniel Jones contract was like 160 million 140 I think it was 160 million four years 160 million and Tommy DeVito gets paid $44,000 an episode Yeah, and then he probably didn't need to show after the game probably goes to his mom's house to show right yeah
Starting point is 00:30:42 He did when you when you understand what, like I was reading more about it, he is right. When he said that he probably couldn't find a house closer to the facility than his parents house. Yeah. Nine minute drive. And also in that part of the country, you're paying a shitload of money. So good for, I do not make fun of him at all for staying at home. Like I, that's the dream.
Starting point is 00:31:04 And now he has a quarterback when we talked about Tommy DeFito being a future PE teacher or high school coach, having the jersey in his office. And like, hey, remember the time I went out and started against the Cowboys. Don't worry about the score. Now he can be like, remember the time, he's got a probably got a game ball.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Probably got a game ball that he can put in his office and be like, look at this. I want a football game in the NFL. Yeah, I actually reached out to my mom too. She was texting me during the game watching it. And she said, this team just frustrates me. They seem unable to take advantage of opportunity. They always screwed up. She understands my mom knows ball. Yeah, yeah, she does. That was that was a tough game for the commander. So are we, Yeah, she does. That was a tough game for the commander. So are we, there's no more yoffs. Yeah, we're out of the hunt.
Starting point is 00:31:49 Yeah, we're firmly out of the hunt. I, listen, if we steal one from the Cowboys, I think now we have to steal every game for the rest of the day. Yeah, you got to steal them all. I think it's all steel. It's a must steal. You must steal all of. A must steal game from now until the end of the season.
Starting point is 00:32:03 We're not a very good team. In fact, we're a bad team. In fact, we're a bad team. In fact, we're an ass team. In fact, we're an ass ass team. Just it was just super ass watching at no, I think ass ass is worse. Yeah, might be worse. We are ass ass ass.
Starting point is 00:32:15 We're going ass to ass right now. We're human centipeding our own butthole. Damn, that's tough. Chaddot Jersey juice. He's got a're Vel probably already trademarked that, that fucking slime ball. Yeah, Jersey Juice. It's just, it's just Red Bull vodka. It's Jersey Juice.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Yeah, a little marinara on it. I like it. Jersey Juice. Uh, okay. It is very Jersey to, he's so Jersey that he's like Jersey Juice. It's like New Jersey's the one place that people like have to face adversity. Yep, unlike anywhere else.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Yep, that's what we do. Jersey, Jersey. Yeah, but what kind of adversity is Tommy DeVito facing? Tommy DeVito, he did have to be the quarterback at Syracuse and then transfer to Illinois. It feels like some adversity. My guess is Tommy DeVito's had a pretty good life.
Starting point is 00:33:02 No, that's the first thing you write to. Well his parents look awesome. I know, but again, quarterbacking for Syracuse is adversity. Yeah, I'm, McNabb did it. Yeah. And then having to quarterback for Brett Bielma, some adversity. That would be adversity. There's some adversity there.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I bet you they had some great dinners though. Yeah, for sure. Okay, next up, Dolphins 20, Raiders 13 dolphins. Kind of almost blew this game. Their offense was clunky. They were sloppy, some turnovers, but their defense. Their defense looked good. And I know it's a no-connel, but this is why I kind of had
Starting point is 00:33:38 the dolphins on taking them off fraud watch. Fraud watch. Jalen Ramsey changes everything for the Vic Fangio defense. He was awesome. Had two picks. And I, yeah, like if the dolphins can play the offense, they played at the beginning of the year and the defense like they're playing right now. They are a formidable team.
Starting point is 00:33:57 So since Jalen Ramsey's back there, averaging giving up only 13 points per game. Yeah, it's pretty good. It unlocks everything for the big Fangio. And in a weird way, beating bad teams by like a very small margin makes me more likely to take you off the fraud watch than if you had blown them out. Right. Then the hype gets so crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Yeah. Yeah, if they had put up 70 points in one this game, I'd be like, okay, big deal. You know what? I'll backtrack a little bit because I said against bad teams. This was actually the Dolphins first win against a 500 team this year. Oh wow. Because the Raiders were 500 going into today, which is crazy. So the now the narrative is like the Dolphins finally beat the good team. The chargers were oh no. Oh yeah. Thank you, Jake. Good point. So it's hard for the Raiders to be five and five and have a loss to the Bears. Yep.
Starting point is 00:34:44 That's hard to do. Yep. So we like, we got to find five wins other than this one. But yeah, I, I agree with you. Like the dolphins. I'm, I'm more banking on their defense coming around and starting to play really well and expecting their offense to still be like a cheat code with Tyree kill. Who is Tyree kill is out of this world. He has 1222 yards through 10 games. He's on pace for 2007 yards, which would be a record.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Obviously the extra game. No one's ever had 2000 receiving yards in the NFL in a season. He also, which is a crazy stat, he now is fourth all time in Dolphins history for 100 yard receiving games. And yeah, there's some franchises you could be like, that's not that crazy,
Starting point is 00:35:30 but they did have Dan Marino. Yeah. And so they were throwing it around. He's fourth all time. He's been on the Dolphin's first season and a half. Yeah, very impressive. It's crazy. He's unguardable, just purely unguardable.
Starting point is 00:35:42 And if you're a Raiders fan, this is, I'm gonna count this as a big time moral victory for the Raiders. I think it's only appears you might have gotten a job today because your defense played good enough where you can be like, we held the dolphins to what, 20 points. Yeah, like that's something you can hang your hat on a little bit.
Starting point is 00:35:57 And if you're a fan of an NFL team that's got a good defense and you might be looking for a new coach, all you have to do is say like, well, we're just a quarterback away. Yeah. Oh, we have breaking moves. Oh, you're still in the hunt. You're still in the hunt. In the hunt. Let me wait. I gotta get a picture of this. You're still in the hunt. Oh, I missed it. Or in seven. That was perfect. Or in seven in the hunt. No longer super ass in the hunt. Okay. Wait, my mom actually just updated me
Starting point is 00:36:23 right now about the command is this is good, she said, I really don't know, it's like rehearsing in orchestra and the performance sounds weak as though things don't sound rehearsed. Is it the coaches for question marks? She texted you 11, she knows ball. Damn, yeah, she's right. She saw the in the hunt.
Starting point is 00:36:38 She's right, she was an orchestra teacher and she's like, yeah, it's bag coaching. She gets it. In the back in the hunt. So back to what you were saying about the dolphins, like winning a game close against a bad team. Maybe the Raiders aren't a terrible, terrible team. They're not.
Starting point is 00:36:53 They were a bad team. Yeah, right. Coach, another not. This was the first time the dolphins won a game this year where they scored 20 points or less. So that is a sign that things are changing where they can win a game ugly. Yep. In a different style where they don't have to be like a front runner and just run and shoot all over your face. They're figuring out ways to win. I think the dolphins are like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:37:15 I'm close to getting them off the fraud watch. They're on the fraud watch. They're on the fraud watch but it's for a good reason. Yep. They want to take him off. That's why the Broncos are trying to drive the minute 45 left to try to win this game. I think they can do it. I don't think they can do it. Straw pole. I think they can win the game. I think taking win the game and I think they can win the bet. They definitely can't we still need a pass interference in the end. Yeah, we need to pass the ends zone. That's the only play. I wonder if the Broncos will try to kick a field goal here
Starting point is 00:37:47 because that's kind of been their strategy online. It's just. It's not a bounce. Yeah, it's got a bounce. It's not a bounce. You didn't get it. God damn, this in the hunt graphic. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:56 You heard me. I was ready to move on. It just, yeah, it just teases you. I was ready to move on like 30 seconds ago. And now I'm right when I thought I was going to bring me back in. They got to get P right now. He just fumbled. Got to put him in the doghouse.
Starting point is 00:38:08 No more snaps for him. Um, yeah, that ball was out of bounds. Uh, okay. Let's take a quick break. Let's do a couple ads and then and I agree with you too, Antonio Pierce. He's he should be like, don't make the same mistake twice, Mark Davis. You probably don't have to pay him that much. You're already paying two coaches that aren't coaching your football team.
Starting point is 00:38:30 It's clear that the team's responding to him. Like, they were in this game. Just give him the fucking, give him the job. Yeah, you don't have to do the interviews. I think maybe he likes to interview and take people to his team. He likes to get the f-chang. He likes to go out to dinner and like to take people to the orb. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:46 So around Vegas a little bit. You know what Mark Davis? Here's what we'll do. Since you love to wine and dine people, taking to P.F. Changs, taking to the orb, P.F.T. and I will absolutely interview for the head coaching job into the Las Vegas Raiders. And or if he wants, we can be the search firm. That's, that's where the real mark is at. I would love to be the head of a coaching search firm. Ernie, of course, he gets paid a million bucks. He's just like,
Starting point is 00:39:08 I'm going to call John Fox. Oh, okay. Coach hired you. You just you just look up coaches that have been fired in the last 10 years. Preferably a friend. You find your friend. Preferably a coach that's been fired twice in the last 10 years. Like get a retread in there. You give them a list of names. You know, when you go golfing with half of them and then you're like, okay, well, we're just going to hire the guy you want to hire anyways. What you say is to the GM and the front office, the owner, you say, listen, what you guys need right now is stability.
Starting point is 00:39:32 You need a guy who's done it before, not want a super role, but just been in the NFL for a while. You need stability, you need a professional organization. So here you go. I have found for you, John Fox. Here's Jeff Fisher's number. Yeah, that's what you should do. We need, we need to just, we need to, to calm, calm the seas. We need to just be on a steady course. Stability is the most important. You don't want one of these young guns that might end up being like an incredible
Starting point is 00:39:59 coach like Kyle Shanahan. What does he approved? Oh, no, let's go with the guy we all know. You know, Hugh Jackson is out there. He went through some tough times. He knows the ability. You know, it'd be great if they brought back Mike Shanahan former coaches, the graders before he got, he's named, yeah, you got traded away. That would be interesting because you could sell
Starting point is 00:40:19 Mark Davis on the fact that if you want the Mike Shanahan all the fruits of the coaching tree, like look at all the roots. Go to the roots. You gotta go to the roots and you gotta to Mike Shanahan, all the fruits of the coaching tree, like look at all the roots. You gotta go to the roots, and you gotta get Mike in the building, and then in like 10 years, start hiring all of his assistants
Starting point is 00:40:32 to be the head coach. And then you'll be good. And then it will happen again. All right, let's take a break. We'll do a couple of ads, and maybe the Broncos will score in win this game. We'll talk about that after these ads. Before we get back to the games,
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Starting point is 00:43:04 Alright, while we were doing ads, Russell Wilson just drove the Broncos down the field for a go-ahead touchdown with Cortland Sutton. That was an incredible drive by Russ. It is a nice pass. A nice pass. We got good Russ back, officially. Also, Javante Williams, they used him in the two-point conversion play and it didn't work, so that makes me feel a little better. It would have been the worst if he had gotten the two-point conversion because he cares. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:43:24 You've been like, oh, that was a goal line play, but we never got to go line. That was Russell Wilson might be back. He's back to, I guess, the, the better version of Russell that we saw at the end of his CEOX career. He's not like back back to old, old Russ, you know, he's like good Russ, not great Russ. Right. But he's a good Russ with his team. Obviously we're seeing right now. You can win a lot of football games with good Russ. And it's, again, it's more like long term picture where this is now in not a situation
Starting point is 00:43:53 where you're saying to yourself, we have to eat all this money and cut him because untenable, like the Broncos are gonna be five and five if they can close us out because Josh Dobbs still has a minute left. So this game is far from over. But like, you have options now. You can use your draft pick, you can do a lot of different things
Starting point is 00:44:12 if you are the Broncos and you wanna go forward with us. There might be too much time for Dobbs though. We gotta minute things. I do think there might be too much time for Dobbs. All right, let's keep going and we'll update as this goes. All right, next up, oh, also Jerry just got up and walked out probably already in his car, probably already halfway back to Arlington Heights. I like the one nice thing about Jerry, like he does
Starting point is 00:44:33 it well. When he knows he's out, he's out. He's gone. He doesn't linger. He just is like, I'm gone. How much money did Jerry lose tonight? Zero dollars. Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah. Although he has, I gave him a loan, uh, because fuck banks and fuck interest rates on credit, credit card charges. Uh, so I helped him get out of credit card debt. So if this had won, I was going to wipe that way his loan. Okay. So he would have won. He didn't lose anything. Right. Except for the fact that he would have had his loan wiped, which would have been very nice. It would have been very nice. But we'll keep shooting this gambling. It happens. What are you going to do?
Starting point is 00:45:07 It's about the stories and the friendships you make along the way. All right. Next up, Lions 31 Bears 26. So this was the perfect Bears tank game. Justin Fields back looked great, used his legs, hit DJ Moore. Climb the pocket, hit DJ more with a dime had 104 yards rushing The Bears controlled this game their defense was buzzing turned over Jared golf three times and other turn over on a a
Starting point is 00:45:34 Fumble and then we got down to the last two minutes and the Bears went to full tank offense where they just ran the ball up the middle Twice and then took a deep shot that had no chance of being converted. I want just it would be nice for Justin Fields to win a couple games, but in terms of big picture, this was a perfect game because he looked good. The Bears competed and Matt Eberfluss is 100% not the coach and should be fired. He loses every game like this. He is a complete coward of a coach and their draft position stays intact
Starting point is 00:46:09 and I can live with it. This is the same conversation we're having last year though too. I know. No, I know. Well, that's a common denominator. It's good at ebrophloos is a bad coach. It's good though, at least at this point we know that Maddie ebrophloos is not gonna be around next year.
Starting point is 00:46:22 There were rumors that he was maybe going to save his job because the defense has been playing a lot better. is not going to be around next year. There were rumors that he was maybe going to save his job because the defense had been playing a lot better. That needs to just be snuffed out. Like he's a loser of a coach. Coach's games too loose. So this was the first time in NFL history. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:36 That a team had a plus three turnover margin, 40 minutes time of possession and lost. Yes. It never happened going back to 1932. Teams were 48 and 0 until the Bears did that today. And remember, this is, this is Masterpiece. This is Masterpiece and remember, this is also, there was, the Bears had earlier this year, a game where it was split time of possession, 30, 30, but a plus five turnover margin against the saints and lost that game. Maddie Brifluce is a loser of a head coach.
Starting point is 00:47:10 He needs to be gone. I agree with you though. It is like kind of deja vu where it's like, or the bears are just going to stick in this land of just like every time they lose. I'm like, it's okay. Draft picks. I don't, I don't really have an answer to that question. It does feel like I'm in Groundhog's day.
Starting point is 00:47:27 And maybe I'm foolish to think that next year will be a spriking Groundhog's day. But I guess that's what happens when you're Groundhog's day. You think the next day you wake up, you're gonna not gonna be there anymore. So I'm just telling myself next year, when we get to week one, we won't be there anymore. But yeah, we could be sitting here at this exact point next year and I'm having the exact same conversation with you and you're
Starting point is 00:47:48 going to be like, are you okay? Are you okay? What do you think people called it before the movie Groundhog say came out? I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know. I think that it just like invented a new word for it, a new explanation for it. But yeah, it is the same conversation we had last year. But it's also like completely logical on your end to say, it's good for the team if we get a better draft pick. Well, it's good for the team if the defense plays well. It's good for the team. If Justin Fields looks competitive, these are all bonuses.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Those are all exactly what you're looking for, but a win accomplishes nothing. Don't, yeah, I'd say the biggest thing is you have to maybe win a game in September. Or yeah, when a game in September might break you from this cycle where you're like, you know, so quickly saying, draft pick. It would also help if you won a divisional game. Yeah, we don't win those. I think since Eber Fluss said,
Starting point is 00:48:34 was it himber polls that said, we're gonna take the division, we're not gonna give it back. No, he doesn't win them. Matt Eber Fluss has not won a divisional game. No, since then, and he's like leading in all of them. Yeah, and guess what, we're playing the Vikings on Monday night. It'll probably be the same thing not one a divisional game. No, since then head coach. And he's like leading in all of them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:45 And guess what we're playing the Vikings on Monday night? It'll probably be the same thing where it's like, they look good for a few quarters and they go into turtle mode. Yeah, whatever. I mean, Groundhog say, it's fine. I'll be fine. Two picks.
Starting point is 00:48:59 I'm fine. That is actually the right response to after this game. Yeah, it does sound like loser talk, but guess what? When you lose, you might as well get some advantage afterwards. This is like the most productive loss that you can possibly have. Right, your coach is one step closer to being fired
Starting point is 00:49:12 and you do get a better draft by God of it. So it makes sense to spin it this way. I would definitely spin it that way, I think. I had another moment the other day where just like clicked on me because our good friend Kyle Long, he wasn't able to he never credit card so he couldn't stay in the hotel
Starting point is 00:49:27 when he came to Chicago came to the office so he stayed in my house and when my son woke up and walked down the stairs there's this behemoth of a man standing at the bottom of the stairs he's like what the hell and I was like this is my friend Kyle he played for the Bears and he immediately said he's like when the Bears lose they actually win and Kyle looked at me and he's like really and I was like yeah dude like you know you know how it works here let's say he might he's gonna be in for a life of pain you gotta get started early on the spin zones when losses are wins you win a lot yeah yeah you almost never lose actually yeah as for the Lions yeah I was gonna say if you're a Detroit fan, you probably had your diaper on today.
Starting point is 00:50:06 This is a full diaper game. I'm gonna give this two diapers on a scale of zero to two and a half diapers. It was bad. It was bad for the most part of the game and then you ended up winning. So you gotta be happy about that. And the thing is,
Starting point is 00:50:18 Jamison Williams, I think makes like a big difference. Now that he's like getting to the flow of the offense, he is so fucking fast, it's crazy. That That so Jared was not good today for the first uh, 56 minutes of the game. He kind of looked lost. He was turning the ball over. He was, he was, he was rushing the pocket. Then when they came to winning time, he had, they were down 12 with four 15 left. He drove them down for a touchdown in a minute and 16, which is like really the only way you can come back from down 12 is you have to do it very fast. That dimy through to Jameson Williams was incredible.
Starting point is 00:50:51 And then the last drive, he did the same thing, where he just perfectly diced up the bears, moved the ball down the field for the game winning touchdown. Also shout out to Arnold Wright, my MVP of the week. That was great for kicking the ball out of the end zone and not having the spread get in jeopardy. So yeah, I just said it was about to recover that for a touchdown.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Yeah, that about it. But the lines are flirting with stuff right now. I don't know. You know what though? You could also say the lines are learning how to win. It's in true Michigan form. They're battling through a whole bunch of adversity that they created for themselves.
Starting point is 00:51:23 Okay, so I think this line's team. This offense is very, very good. I have concerns about the defense. Lions fans probably would agree with this statement. It does feel at times when you look at their season thus far. Can apologize to being seven and three. Maybe a lot of weight put it on that first week one win against chiefs. Yeah, when they didn't have Kelsey, they have to they they're gonna have a game coming up. Let me look at their schedule real quick where they're gonna have to beat or sorry, they're eight and two. I apologize, people are gonna definitely get some tweets right there. Now you've caught up, they're eight and two. I apologize. They have a game against Cowboys second last week
Starting point is 00:52:03 of the season. That will be a big one. How sick is it though If you're a lion's fan that you get to enjoy this Thanksgiving game. Yeah, it's that's awesome. No look They're gonna go to the playoffs and I do think they can win playoff games I just their defense does make people nervous the bears were able to move the ball very well on them. Yeah, like 25 for 25 first downs. It's a lot of first downs. That's a ton of first downs. I don't think we had 25 first downs. Either way, Lions fans know where they stand that like this season is awesome. You're building something awesome. Now that you are officially a good team at eight and two, the like levels start to
Starting point is 00:52:38 change where it's like, all right, you're eight and two is no longer the plucky underdog lions. You're eight and two. You have a stranglehold now on the NFC North because the Vikings just lost. You have to figure out, you know, can you win playoff games? That's the next step in this whole thing. They had 25 first downs.
Starting point is 00:52:57 So this is a fair set, 25 first downs. Here's another crazy stat here. Downed by more than 10 points, or I guess 10 points or more, with less than five minutes ago teams were oh and 84 make that one and 84 per the CBS post game show. Whoa. I guess that's this season.
Starting point is 00:53:13 It sounds like that's probably from this season. But that's that's crazy. If you're a lion's fan like your team doesn't give up and in the post came Dan Campbell is about to cry talking to eight and hundreds and it just looks like a team that's very easy to root for. And here's another fun stat here, okay? There's four teams that have never made a Super Bowl. So Lions, the Browns, the Jaguars, and the Texans. The Lions have not had a better start since 1954
Starting point is 00:53:37 than they have this year. The Browns have not had a better start since 1994. The Jaguars have not had a better start since 1999 and the Texans have not had a better start since 2018. Not that, not as impressive. Yeah, with the Texans. For those first three. But the first three.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I mean, especially the Lions, you have not been eight and two since 1954. The Lions and the Browns are good. Yeah. They're good football teams, and they're going to be in the playoffs, and like, I'm excited for that. That's the fan bases, those two fan bases deserve to have some type of happiness
Starting point is 00:54:11 and have like be able to wake up on Sundays and be like, I'm excited to watch my football team play. Those are the little joys that make it all worth it. You have to wake up and you're like, I'm excited to watch this game. If you live in a super cold climate, like Detroit, I guess Cleveland is probably pretty bad weather too. You get a lot of that lake effect snow.
Starting point is 00:54:31 If you live in a place like that in the winter time, you have to have one sports team that you're excited about. Yeah, I have to. That's the only way that you can get through those types of winters. And the Lions fans are going to be like super excited, at least through January, because the team, they've got the best offense in the NFL. They have the number one offense. The Detroit Lions have the best offense,
Starting point is 00:54:49 and it's not a fluke, it would Jameson Williams back. It's always good to have a guy that, at the end of the day, you can just be like, go run past everyone. Yeah, and we'll just throw it down here. And Jermir Kibs, they have so many weapons, they even Montgomery runs so hard. Their offense of line is getting healthy too.
Starting point is 00:55:03 That was perfect, that they even Montgomery scored the game winning touchdown. Yeah, let them walk for nothing. And they're off. And it's a line is getting healthy too. That was perfect. That Dave Montgomery scored the game winning touchdown. Yeah. Let him walk for nothing. Yep. For nothing. All right. Wait.
Starting point is 00:55:11 So the game just ended. The Broncos won. We got to talk about the Broncos real quick. The Broncos might be good. They're in the hunt. Like this is three wins in a row. Or sorry, four wins in a row. Two of them coming against the bills and the chiefs and a really
Starting point is 00:55:25 red hot Vikings team. Next week's going to be awesome. They're playing the Browns. So like that's going to be a huge whoever wins that game is I the Broncos still have a lot of work to do to get back in the playoff picture. Uh, or like to get firm in the playoff picture, but the Broncos might be good. I'm happy for Russ. I know that we are part of the problem
Starting point is 00:55:46 in terms of everyone making fun of Russ, but again, that's the American dream. Just tear someone down and then build them back up. I mean, I'm gonna continue to make fun of Russ Willson, for sure. It gives me so much joy to do that. And if Russ Willson has a problem with it, then he's actually the hater for making me
Starting point is 00:56:01 not have as much fun making fun of him. Dude, the AFC is so loaded, it's crazy. Like, if Joe Borough didn't get hurt, there's 11 teams that all could have, I mean, the cults are sitting in the, in the ninth spot right now. It's nuts how good the AFC is. The chargers are the 13th seat.
Starting point is 00:56:20 We'll get to the charger, they're the 13th seat. Actually, the next came up. They stink. All right, let's talk about it. I'm happy for Broncos fans. Though your season is completely salvaged and like Sean Payton, uh, better coach than Nathaniel Hacking. I would say that that if the season had started four weeks ago, we'd be talking about the Broncos as being one of the best teams in the entire
Starting point is 00:56:38 four and only last four. Yeah. They are playing good enough to be like, well, they've beaten some good teams. We think, um, they are like amongst the elite class of the AFC, but unfortunately for them, the first month and a half of the season happened. Jake, next time we have an NFL player on the show, you know, I would like to remind me to ask him this question because I think that there's maybe some truth in this theory of mine. When you get, when your team is bad and you're getting closer to the trade deadline, and there are all these rumors that you're selling everyone and you're basically like
Starting point is 00:57:09 punting on the whole season to then get past the trade deadline and be like, here's who we have. Let's go win some football games. That has to be a galvanizing effect like because that is directly correlated to where the Broncos started playing good football. Cause they were that team that they're like, everyone's on the table, come ask for it. We'll trade anyone and then having, having no big trades happen. And then being like, all right, guys, it's us now. Like they didn't completely dismantle this franchise. Let's go win some football games and true to the Sean Payton method of just negging all your players. he probably came back to him and said to a certain select group of them.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Like nobody we tried to trade some of you nobody wanted you guys. So we're just gonna roll the dice with the people that we have. He probably just neged them that much. We're now they're like, okay, we're on a fuck everybody mission. Let's at least put some good tape out there for for next season or maybe he does have him bought in. I it seems like he's doing a much better job with the guys. Maybe it was good for them to get their ass kicked like they did and get embarrassed by the dolphins. Yes. Maybe that might have been a moment. I would like to look that up.
Starting point is 00:58:12 See, like the teams that have ever gotten like 60 points dropped on them. What they do from that point until the rest of the season. If that happened towards the end of the season, like if that happened in late November, early December, I feel like the Broncos just fold up and they give up on everything Yeah, but it happened early enough with like fuck well I don't have to deal with I don't have to deal with three more months of this right
Starting point is 00:58:32 I better figure something out. I better do everything that I can just yeah, my life isn't completely miserable until February Yes, all right next game the Packers 23 Chargers 20 Let's talk about the Packers real quick and then we have a lot to talk about with the Chargers This is gonna hurt me to say but that was If you're a Packers fan that was like the win you've been waiting for where a lot of the young guys start to contribute Jaden Reed Romeo dobs Jordan love that like this entire Packer season has been Jordan love that like this entire packer season has been
Starting point is 00:59:08 Weird because they essentially said we're gonna have Jordan love start He's our franchise quarterback and also we're gonna give him all young weapons around him And hope they can all figure it out together and today they played well together And you finally feel like you're going in the right direction which hurts me But I have to at least give them credit if If your Packers fan, that was the type of win you're like, okay, even though this season has been bad and they're not going to go to the playoffs, you see those little games where you're like, oh, shit, we have talent. And it will take a little bit of time to come along, but that talent is there. Are we past the point where we can say that the, uh, the charges are even like overrated?
Starting point is 00:59:43 No, I think they just suck now. Like I don't expect more from the chargers than what like overrated. No, they're stuck. I think they just suck now. Like I don't expect more from the chargers than what they're showing me. I think this was Jordan Love's first 300 yard passing game. Yeah, it was the first time the Packers had a 300 yard passing game in like 20, 22 games or something, a bit of a long time. And you can stop asking Brandon Staley if he's gonna stop calling the plays on defense
Starting point is 01:00:01 because he snapped that reporter we had. Yeah. We had coach Snapp alert in the post game where he was like stop ask him. We're gonna stop you right now. Don't ask me that question anymore. I'm going to call the plays. I think I think he's probably candidate number one for end season firing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:15 He it feels like it's happening soon. More concerning for the chargers than Brandon's daily snapping, which like, of course he's going to snap because he is a defensive coach and his defense fucking sucks is Justin Herbert. He is showing early on set rivers. He had a moment where he like threw the ball down after it was either delay a game or something and like stopped. And it was almost exactly like Rivers.
Starting point is 01:00:45 Had to throw in a little temper tantrum. And I do not blame him whatsoever if you didn't watch this game and you want to be one of those Justin Herbert sucks guys, go for it. Justin Herbert got completely let down by his entire team. Keenan Allen dropped literally a ball in his chest for a touchdown. Quentin Johnson dropped a ball that was a perfect throw to get them in field goal
Starting point is 01:01:08 range when they were down 23 20. If not a touchdown. Austin Eccler fumbled the two yard line. Like Justin Herbert is not the problem. Everyone, everyone else is the problem. And I know that probably sounds crazy, but like it is the truth when you watch these games and you're like How can everyone let this guy down so routinely and then he gets to a point
Starting point is 01:01:30 Where he's showing early on set rivers and I'm worried about that because that that one little temper tantrum I'm like, oh my god. I've seen this before in this Chargers uniform He's just frustrated everyone on his team. So he is going into today He was 29 and 29 as a starter, perfectly even. The chargers were 482 and 482 and 11 all time going into today. It is early onset rivers, it streams. And he had, so since his first start,
Starting point is 01:02:00 they had scored 1,502 points. You know how many points they had allowed since Herbert's first start? 1,502 points. You know how many points they had allowed since Herbert's first start? 1,502 points. They were like the very definition of 50-50. So now they've given up three more points than they've scored and they're 482 and 483 and 11 all time.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Herbert is now 29 and 30 as a start. That actually feels better. Like if you had told me 29 and 30, I started, that actually feels better. Like, if you had told me 29 and 30, I'd say you're exactly right. We had, they're a very average team, but we'll always like find a way to just disappoint you at the very end. And we'll always flash to a point where you're like,
Starting point is 01:02:37 ooh, watch out for the charger. Yeah, but now that's what I'm saying. I don't think you can say that the charges are underachieving anymore. No, I think the charges are just the charges. Yeah, it's just the C words. This was, like, I went in this game and I, my entire analysis, I think we talked about on Friday, was like, the charges shouldn't be three point favorites on the road to anyone,
Starting point is 01:02:56 because the charges will always find a way to make the game close and, and figure out a way to lose close when they should win. And they should have won this game if you don't have all these drops, fumbles and everything. The chargers have six losses this year. Five of those losses are by three points or less. Yeah, I would say the charger should always be two and a half point underdogs to everybody.
Starting point is 01:03:22 Yeah, no matter who it is, and it'll probably end up 50, 50 on either side. They always do that. Someone will make the graphic, which I love, where it's like, if you flip all the one possession games, what would your record be? I feel like every year, if you flip all the one possession games for the chargers, they would be the best team in the league. Yeah. They are like the Bizarre world,
Starting point is 01:03:42 upside down world of last year's Vikings, where they are in one score games and they always lose them. Or the Steelers. Yeah. Steelers this year. Yeah, the charges stink. They just would have what I feel bad for charges fans.
Starting point is 01:03:54 I actually had a bunch of them reach out to me last week. It was the Lambo because there are a few people that went to the cathedral, went to Lambo checking the game. And I guess charges fans probably travel pretty well. It also, you didn't realize I didn't realize it either. The Packers do two, it's like the gold package they call it. Two games a year where they sell a bunch of tickets because it takes forever to be on the Packers season ticket list. So they sell a bunch of tickets to people who are on the list,
Starting point is 01:04:21 like in the Milwaukee area, and basically like, it happened with the Thursday night game against the Lions. And all those people just sell the tickets for a shitload of money. Yeah. And so the, the gold package games of the games where like a bunch of opposing fans can get tickets. Yeah. Well, yeah, congrats if you're a Chargers fan that went to this game. I hope you had a good time at the cathedral. I, I do apologize for saying that they weren't going to travel to this one. You're right. Like Lambo is a destination. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:04:47 it's it. You want to take in a little bit of history. It's Chargers Panthers. Yeah. It's the least travel to game. I would have more even Panthers Chargers. Yeah. Chargers, Falcons probably take your pick of any NFC South team besides the Saints. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Like you wouldn't know. I want to spend the whole weekend. No offense Charlotte. It's actually a beautiful city, but it's not the stadium isn't it? Yeah, I mean, they move the Bahamas bowl to Charlotte.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Yeah, that's how impressive it is. That's how beautiful. Great, great winter time city. Yeah, yeah, they move the Maui to Asheville. So North Carolina gets it all. That's right. Okay, next game. Cowboys 33 Panthers 10, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Cowboys deserve credit for like beating the shit out of the Panthers, they do. Yeah, I'll give them credit. So, per J Glazer, front of the program, Frank Reichseat is hot and it is in fact the hottest in the NFL. I would say, I would put Staley's seat, it should be hotter than Frank Reichseat,
Starting point is 01:05:44 but when you add in the David Tepper effect, I was gonna say the chargers are cheap, the Panthers, David Tepper, it feels like he will fire everyone even if he has to pay them to go away. I would love to see how many, how many like one and done coaches they can do in perpetuity. Like keep this thing moving. Let's just get one coach per year until you strike gold. It's, it's not a good time to be a panthers fan. You're probably bummed out about a lot of things, uh, but on the other side, the cowboys did what the cowboys do and they beat bad teams and they beat them soundly and.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Dax playing well, though. Dax playing well. You have to say, Dax playing well. He, he member the famous quote. He's like, you won't see tenor exceptions out of me. He's only at six. Mm hmm. You got to give that credit. Yeah. And give credit to Jimmy Johnson for being the most patient person in show business for the last like 30 years. He got, he had a little pregame meeting with Jerry Jones who said, we're going to put you into the ring of honor this year.
Starting point is 01:06:37 We should have done this a long time ago. And then he said, we're actually going to induct you in, I think like December 30th of 1923. And then Jimmy was like,'re actually gonna induct you in, I think like December 30th of 1923. And then Jimmy was like, wait, do you mean 2023? J. He was like, yeah, absolutely. I got my decades, I got my centuries confused. So credit to Jimmy Johnson. He was a great coach.
Starting point is 01:06:54 And they talked about how he was not invited to be because of personal off the field issues that he had with Jimmy or with Jerry. So if I can change and you can change and we all can change, long national night mirrors over. Jimmy Johnson will be getting into the ring of honor.
Starting point is 01:07:07 It is funny that Jerry Jones had, I guess you count Bill Parcells as well in this category, but so he had one coach that would push back on him and he had all the success. Yeah. Maybe there was something very switzer. Maybe there's something to be said for that. Like maybe you want a guy who will say, Hey, Jimmy, or Jerry, no. Yeah. And like, I'm the boss, you're not the boss.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Just a thought. I just love the idea that Jerry Jones still, he grinds tape. Yeah. Jerry Jones is at home right now, probably with like three fingers of Johnny Walker blue. He's smelling his shoes and he's watching like Arkansas game tape to figure out which offense to Lyman to take two rounds to eye. He's a rare draft team. Yeah, I risk out team
Starting point is 01:07:46 I respect to hell out of it because he does actually it's not like Tepper who just kind of parachutes in and says I want this guy I want that guy Jerry Jones actually grinds. Yes, uh, Bryce Young I have two more points in this game Bryce Young through another pick six to Doron blend who has his fourth pick six of the year Also, Doron blend he has started 22 regular season games. He has 11 interceptions. Dude is literally averaging a half an interception of game. He's a fifth round pick. That's insane. He has more touchdowns than Devonte Adams. It's crazy. He's been out of this world good. My last point. And I want to know what you think of this theory. I think the Cowboys are
Starting point is 01:08:23 actually in a perfect spot for the Cowboys right now because There isn't that much hype with them right now because they have had a couple tests that they failed the 49ers the Eagles Like they might just be able to kind of stay a little bit under the radar Because they're a very good football team. I don't think anyone would say they're not a very good football team, but they're not talked about, you know, when it's peak Cowboys hype, like if they had beaten the 49ers or beaten the Eagles, they would be leading first take every single day. They would be talked about like they are super bowl favorites,
Starting point is 01:08:56 all this stuff. They might be doing a good job of staying right underneath the fray, where they could sneak some teams. So here's what's going to happen. If the Eagles lose to the Chiefs on Monday Night Football and the Cowboys beat the commanders, which they probably will on Thanksgiving, then we're going to get all the takes of Super Bowl Cowboys.
Starting point is 01:09:16 Yeah, and we're gonna find out a lot about the team because they've got a very hard schedule coming up and just a little bit. They're gonna have to play some very good teams to the point where I could see them, I could see them going on a big losing streak throughout the end of November and through December. It's a possibility,
Starting point is 01:09:29 because their schedule is very, very hard. Counterpoint, if they win 50%, 60% of those games, then we will be talking about the Cowboys as being like going into the playoffs. They should make some noise. They should make it to the Super Bowl. Yeah, I'm just, I was thinking about it because I do think the Cowboys are a very good team,
Starting point is 01:09:46 but they're kind of in that perfect spot because when you talk about the NFC, it's always Eagles 49ers. Yeah. And they're disinthirred in those conversations. That might be where the Cowboys need to be. I'm concerned about Micah Parsons. He needs to step his weight up a little bit.
Starting point is 01:10:00 Yeah, he's scoop a C4 before the game. Yes. And said that it affect him too hard. You can get on some pre-workout, man. Yeah, he's the raw. his scoop a C4 before the game. Yes. And said that it affect him too hard. You can get on some pre workout, man. Yeah, he's the raw. Once scoop a C4, not that much. Actually, the perfect pre workout exercise. Yeah, it's probably why you're able to run everywhere.
Starting point is 01:10:12 So, yeah, stay on the protocol. All right, last of the early games, Jaguar's 34 Titans 14, Trevor Lawrence back. Yeah, so we should have actually sniff this out when Doug Peterson, when your head coach, after a couple of weeks of you being injured, comes out and says something about how limited you are. Yeah, that's probably a good sign that you're no longer limited. Yeah, so we should get Florio to investigate
Starting point is 01:10:34 like a grand jury on that and see what they can turn up about the injury report. I can't wait to start to Florio. Yeah, he's got so much fan fiction. He also was texted me because he wants to know if Dave's class action lawsuit that he's putting Against the NFL Dave Portner boss is started a class action lawsuit against the Bengals. He's like is this for real? I want it totally. To on it. Mike will be a dog and dog and lawyer for you. Yes
Starting point is 01:10:58 Yeah, I'm just gonna talk to him. I'm gonna make him talk about billbell check the entire time Just so that Hank has to listen to it Hank where you at with Bill Bell check Same as it ever was your coach. Yeah big game against Tommy DeVito coming up Musloos that actually was good. Oh, you want to lose. Yeah, you're fully tank. There's there's winning does not you're gonna win that game though probably because Tommy DeVito coming off of the pinnacle of his life. Yeah, I can't imagine he's hard to game plan. No, you can figure him out. I think a competent defensive coach
Starting point is 01:11:33 would be able to figure him out pretty easily. That's what I'm saying, he's not hard to game plan. Yeah. Jack Dorio couldn't do it. Now, I was doing my radio hit that I do every Friday on 106-7, the fan in DC, and they asked me about the Billbellicic thing and I realized just like how how much being on this show has really fucked up my entire perception because I completely
Starting point is 01:11:53 recognize the fact that billbellicic I don't think is a great head coach anymore, but I would be willing to tolerate him on my team and just enduring more and more losing and passing up maybe good, successful, promising young head coaches, just for the fact that it would troll Hank. That's how much this show has fucked me up. But it's also, it would be very, very funny. So I am kind of hoping for that still. I mean, what young coach would you take over Bill Bellachack?
Starting point is 01:12:20 That's a crazy statement. There's young coach back there. That candid, compliment, compliment lie cap statement you've ever I mean you're done with that. No, but I'm saying you're like, I don't know if you know I would do it as a troll. No, you you would do it for anything. You would do it over anyone. No, I would maybe young coach you would rather have it. Okay, from like a pure football standpoint right now, I
Starting point is 01:12:39 would probably want Ben Johnson as a head coach. That's a lie. Why? What is Bella checked on in the last couple years? You made it to the playoffs on Mac Jones. That head coach. That's a lie. Why? What is Bella Check done in the last couple of years? You made it to the playoffs on McDonald's? That's true. That's a valid point. Also, Hank could reverse it and be like, he hasn't had a franchise quarterback, but Washington does.
Starting point is 01:12:54 Yeah, I don't know if I want Sam how to take a step back in terms of the coaching that he's getting though. Because right now he's got Rivera. As you brought up so with Stutley a couple of weeks ago, Bella Check might not be able to talk to him the same way Yeah, I mean you want to check that like that was that was an unnecessary no, I just want him just a bullshit statement like no, I'm no, I'm I'm being honest with you. I want him just to fuck with you
Starting point is 01:13:18 No, you just want him. That's okay. You can admit it. I want him to fuck with you. Yeah, no, you can want him I don't want him. I do I want I do want him I do want him. All right, but the reason the reasoning behind it is just so that I can now there can be two reasons. Yeah Yeah, they're okay down you want them because you think he's a coach. They're two reasons Ben Johnson. Yeah, it's okay to Your number one reason could be Hank, but yeah, it's so it meant that he's a good coach. I don't know I don't know if he's a great coach anymore So it meant that he's a good coach. I don't know if he's a great coach anymore. He's better than what you have now.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Yes, he's been fucking John. He's better than any other option out there. Agreed, Jake. Who is Ben Johnson? Oh, see for the lines. Best offense to the league. We should talk about the Jaguar's Titans. Trevor Lawrence is back.
Starting point is 01:14:01 He scored, he had four touchdowns today. He's actually three times in his career. He had four total touchdowns. He had two passing two running. Two out of those three have come against the Titans. Yeah. So we got to remind ourselves that he owns the Titans. The Titans do not look good. No, they're they're ass. They look close to the keyword. Quit. Yeah. Their offensive line is bad. I feel bad for Will. Love us. It's like, yeah, they're bad. It felt like he was running for his life the entire game. Yeah, at least if you're a Titans fan, you have, you still have the thought in your head like, Will love us can be very, very good. He might be the guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:38 And it's their smart to have him be playing instead of Ryan Tano, because Ryan Tano probably is better than him right now, but you got to figure it out right now. Yeah, but besides that, there's not not a whole lot to look forward to if you're a Titans fan for the for the remainder of the season. No, you guys stink. It's a fact. And the Jaguar scheduled win, Prisco scheduled win. That Texas game is going to be great. I'm very excited for it. That will be a huge, huge game for the AFC South. Okay. Let's take our last break and then we'll do the afternoon games. Before we get to the rest of the games, they're brought to you by our good friends over at Zbiotics. I had Zbiotics yesterday,
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Starting point is 01:18:11 Also, so so good today, he was, he was dropping dimes at 74 year order to Ayuk was just like an outstanding throw. He's the first 49ers quarterback with minimum of 20 attempts to have a perfect pass rating of 158.3. 49ers have had some pretty good quarterbacks over the course of their history. He's the first one to do that.
Starting point is 01:18:30 And that was just a stark reminder to me that I don't know what the fuck goes into a quarterback rating. Yeah. 158.3 is the best that you can do. I don't know how they come up with that. I don't know the math. I don't know who decided to make it that as being the very maximum.
Starting point is 01:18:46 Does anything, I think they just said, we want to invent a system where a good performance, one that looks good is just over a hundred. That way, you know, if you're over a hundred, it was a good day. Yes. The beneath a hundred, it was a bad day.
Starting point is 01:18:59 But I have no idea the type of calculus that has to go into calculating that. Yeah. It's the dumbest rating of all time. We should have asked Fitz, I'm sure Fitz could have explained it to him. No, I don't even think he knows. No one knows.
Starting point is 01:19:10 That's how stupid it is. I'm working on it. Brandon, I you, he deserves more credit for being an incredible wide receiver. He doesn't get talked about in that wide receiver one conversation because there's so much talent around him but he is awesome awesome yep i'm also just happy that the bucks
Starting point is 01:19:30 this sort of fuck me up if the four-nighters that lost the box i needed this happen just so it's like i do kind of know football you know like this for now is a way better than the box they matched up well against the box yeah i just needed that so that i i could feel that uh george kittled it double-dab today He actually sent it to me. I need to see it. He, uh, he scored a touchdown. Double dab. Oh, that was nice. Both hands. No chicken. Both arms. No, no chicken. Double dab. That's nice. Double dab. Kittle's so fucking good. I feel bad for or feel bad for Huffanga out for the season. That's one of the best players on the 49ers defense.
Starting point is 01:20:09 That's that's going to be tough to swallow for your diners fan. But still everything looks like you're on the right track right now. Like this was this was a must dominate game for the 49ers. So they they finished the mission today. It was it was a statement win for them. I'm still all in on that team. Yeah, I'm all in on that team and the box just like, they just stay in the, someone's got to win the NFC South. Maybe the box. It could be the box.
Starting point is 01:20:35 It wouldn't be the craziest thing if the box won. Who cares? It could be anybody except for the Panthers. It should just, there's really should be a rule that if you're not over 500 in your wind division, you don't get a home playoff game. Yeah, and at least in the NFC, the South Division makes sense. really should be a rule that if you're not over 500 and you win the division, you don't get a home playoff game. Yeah. And at least in the NFC, the South Division makes sense. And the AFC, the cults being in the South really fucks me up.
Starting point is 01:20:52 Yeah. Really screws me up. Yeah. Okay. Ramsey Hawks. Rams. Rams. I pick on Friday.
Starting point is 01:21:02 I said I was going to buy back it on the Rams, even though I said they sucked a couple of weeks ago Matt Stafford, gamer, like throwing dimes in the second half. He was bad in the first half. The Rams offense was a troche. Do you see that hit that he took? Yeah. He got actually folded in half.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Yeah. When you threw that in your stuff. He is top three toughest dudes. He's very tough. He's very, very tough. But yeah, he was he was lights out at the end of the game. Cooper Cup got hurt and he was still throwing dimes all over the field. The Seahawks drew lock. That was something. He came in because Gino heard his shoulder, I believe elbow elbow, but he came back in. He came back in because that's how bad Drew Lock is that Gina was hurt.
Starting point is 01:21:48 And he's like, well, I still am a better option. Drew Lock came in. He was two for six for three yards in an interception that cost him again. Did you see the play that he got injured on? It looked like it looked like Aaron Donnell hit him. Like he was driving a car that ran over Gina Smith. Just wrecked him. And then true lock. he is the Moxie King of the NFL. Nobody loves true lock as much as true lock does. Well, maybe I do love true lock. Yeah. Every time he comes into a game,
Starting point is 01:22:14 I think back, maybe my worst take that I've ever had on the show, that true lock will be a five-time pro-bolaer just because I liked him on the sidelines. Rap, who is he rapping to? GZ? I don't know. Hank, I think so. GZ. Yeah. He's gone for my city. Yeah, so ever since I saw that, I was like, yeah, this guy,
Starting point is 01:22:34 Drew Locke, he has it. I don't, I can't define it, but he's got it. And I continue to be proven wrong by that. And every time he gets on, I'm like, maybe, maybe Drew Locke. We don't know. We need to also always remember the NFC West coaching circle. We always forget it every year. McVeigh dominates Carol.
Starting point is 01:22:51 Carol dominates Shanahan. Shanahan dominates McVeigh. Everybody dominates the Cardinals. Yeah. And that's why it took the Rams there. They swept the Seahawks. Yep. And now the Rams, I don't think,
Starting point is 01:23:03 like we go back to someone's got to get that seven seed in the NFC. And I know it was the Vikings for a minute there because they were playing really well. And if they won this game tonight, they would have been like in a stranglehold for the seven seed. And they still are two games up or whatever it is. There's six and five. But the Rams, if they put together a couple of wins,
Starting point is 01:23:25 I think they have the Cardinals next. They could maybe flirt with it. I just need them to... I still have my money on the Vikings. I just need them to get over seven and a half wins, then I'll be happy. Yeah, yeah, this is a big step. This is a big step.
Starting point is 01:23:40 Okay, last game, memes. Yes, Er bills 32 jets six This was quite something memes this sucked even Knowing how shitty Zach Wilson is You really it's as low as low as low could be we put on this game. We had memes and Our colleague Tom Lays sit front and center, Hank also bet on the Jets money line. And we flipped to the game. And it was flipped to the game. Not one second later, Jets fumbling the open kickoff. And it
Starting point is 01:24:20 was just that was the sign of how bad this game was going to be Zach Wilson got benched for Tim Boyle Zach Wilson. There was a clip of him going back out on the field jogging backwards and he fell fell down Zach Wilson ran over his head coach Zach Wilson did everything today to make everyone be like, why is Zach Wilson still playing quarterback for the New York Chats? I actually saw the sideline thing a little bit differently. I thought that Salah saw his shot to injure Zach Wilson and threw him down a little bit. He put some stank on that.
Starting point is 01:24:57 A little bit of action. He wrapped him up and he threw him down on the ground. I think if Zach Wilson had gotten up and like his thumbs dislocated, Salah would have been like, yes, okay, great. Now, now I get to make the decision I've wanted to make for a while. And let's move on. He said after the game, I don't know who we're starting as a quarterback next week. My guess is it's probably not the guy that he tried to injure. I think it's time now, memes. We can say Zach Wilson, his ceiling is not Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, no, I don't, I don't even think his ceiling is like Josh stops.
Starting point is 01:25:29 He's a bad right now. Josh stops really good. Yeah. Jack Kelly's out there. Yes. Like Kelly. Hi. What are you?
Starting point is 01:25:38 Like it's over. Uh, oh, before I, I have people jumping down my throat on Friday, remember I did say at the time I thought the jets could beat the dolphins. That time is no longer the jets cannot beat the dolphins. That time is passed. That time is we very much lose that game by 50. The jets are so fucking bad. And you can tell to what's unfortunately happened with you guys is Zach Wilson. He's
Starting point is 01:26:06 infested infected the defense where it's like what are we doing? Why are we even playing? Yeah, the defense is quit. The whole team is quit. It's just not fun right now. There was a weird report that came out right before the game that the jets are going to target Devonte Adams and free agency, which is probably not the leak that you put out if your team is trying to win this year. You're just like letting people know, hey, just hang on with us because we're going to try to get better next season. Just please bear with us. So now are we officially, we're officially like not wanting Aaron Rogers to come back. Oh, he can't come back. I can see him being like, all right, I come back beginning of December.
Starting point is 01:26:45 Now we run the table and Rogers did that last year. He was like, run the table now. No, no, no, what have you seen? Have you seen, he's crazy. Have you seen his office in line though? I know, but Aaron Rogers, what, he has like two, three seasons left, maybe. Okay, but if you're four and seven
Starting point is 01:27:01 because you're gonna lose the dolphin. I'm with you. How are you gonna run the table and jump? Right now you'd going to lose the dolphin. I'm with you. How are you going to run the table and jump right now? You'd have to jump like five teams in the in the AFC. I'm with you, but Aaron Rodgers in his head knowing how good he is. Just being like, I come back. We run the table. We win some games.
Starting point is 01:27:20 This is just if you're Aaron Rodgers. You're the third to last team in the AFC right now. If you're Aaron Rodgers, still what second in the NFC? Yeah. Third. You're the third to last team in the AFC right now. If you're Aaron Rogers, still what? Second in the NFC? Yeah. Third. Third in the NFC. Third to last in the AFC.
Starting point is 01:27:30 If you're Aaron Rogers, why do you think you would want to come back and play for this team? Like, he's got eyes. He watches the games. I think he's only got so much football left that he just wants to come back and play. But he would, he would hurt himself. I'm with you. I don't think he's only got so much football left that he just wants to come back and play. But you would he would hurt himself. I'm with you.
Starting point is 01:27:47 I I don't think he should play. I think he should just wait wait till next season, but Aaron Rogers himself could just want to come back and play. Yeah, I think he's Aaron Rogers not stupid to the point where he would come back from like a devastating ankle injury, risk it for a team that really has no chance to do anything. No, I think you're right, but it's bad. There was a, at least this is a bad, this is a bad spot. You're in at least you had a sick post game fight.
Starting point is 01:28:19 Yeah, you guys, you got to all crap it up in the tunnel. Where's our, uh, where's our hats do you Undog and send us hats oh sick over here. Yeah, you guys got to fight after the game. That was awesome It at least you're you know, you have a little bit of pride What do we got here? It's uh you already snow university. Oh nice. Here. I think I have a virus on my computer hank or or someone to help me with that after. Update, I've been trying to calculate QB rating and I have no idea what I'm doing. That doesn't help my virus.
Starting point is 01:28:53 I just had the the McAfee anti virus thing pop up twice. That feels bad. That's what they should call Aaron Rodgers weekly hit. How do you? Be good name anti virus. McAfee's anti virus. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I'm in trouble. Ah, yeah, look at these. You're already sick. You're sick. You're sick. Shout out to our guy, Deon Dawkins, all time moment when he got pushed. He laid like he was dead and then he got up and he gave like a applause or look for like a curtain call. Yeah. Do you see what he did before their last primetime game?
Starting point is 01:29:28 No, oh yeah, you're in the right shirtless to the game. Yes, which is a great move if you end up winning that game right if you lose It doesn't look so great. Yeah, doesn't look so great. It's a big man. Okay, so the bills offense looked a little better Josh was taking some more chances underneath like you know not not taking these risks Rand the ball well Maybe Joe Brady has figured something out. They also had like a couple Fumble luck where he you know there was a fumble and they were all able to get on it his one interception was a hail Mary the bills, you needed this win bad.
Starting point is 01:30:06 You, you, it was a sound beating of the jets. The bills do have their entire season in front of them in the fact that if they can somehow go, they have to play at the Eagles and at the chiefs. If they can somehow win both those games, the bills are back to being a true Super Bowl contender. I would say that the bills actually they have the toughest schedule. The Cowboys have a hard one too. Eagles not so easy, but the bills right now, they have to play the Eagles, chiefs, Cowboys, C words, Patriots, that should be when and then they close out with dolphins. Right. So that's we're gonna they have an opportunity. Right. That that's it. We're gonna, they have an opportunity.
Starting point is 01:30:45 Right, that's the thing. They're not dead dead. In a weird way, it's kind of nice that they're like, all right, now we can go find out. Like, either we are or we aren't. And if you win a bunch of those games, then you definitely are. Yeah, they just, they got rid of their entire margin for error.
Starting point is 01:30:59 Yeah, 100%. Yeah. So, memes, anything last thing about the Jets? I mean, it's so sad. You're gonna whose line is that way on Friday? Dolphins at jets? Oh, at jets. Dolphins minus 12. No, eight eight eight eight eight. I'm gonna say dolphins.
Starting point is 01:31:21 Nine. What do we got seven and a half? Okay. Okay. Last thing, Max R report that said week 16 if they're in playoff contention. Somebody told me that it was seven second. So if week 16 he's on. I just want to let you know that they're they're not going to be in playoff contention week 16. Again, they're the third to worst team in the AFC. We stay and I'm not saying that their defense is bad. Their defense is actually good, but they've just reached the point where they're like we have to be perfect and we're sick of having to be perfect. The punter almost had more passing arts. Exactly. That was your best offensive play of the day.
Starting point is 01:31:58 Brutal. It was a great pass. They should have more said play quarterback. Maybe have the special teams coach called plays. I don't know. We're also just stuck with Nathaniel Hackett with Aaron Roger shirt. Did Hackett move move up to the booth? Yep. First game of the booth. You hardly ever see that happen, right? It's usually come down from the booth where you've lost all privileges of sitting in a nice cozy air conditioned heated room. But this is this is a move that I don't I don't recall ever seeing that to a team that's not been playing so well in one side of the ball like Sinner your guy away like get further away from the guys
Starting point is 01:32:31 Yeah, I've never seen that either Yeah, but like he his purpose was you know get Aaron Rogers here And his purpose also kind of faded after they beat the Broncos. Yeah. Now they just, they just stink. That was his purpose in going to Denver too. Yeah, it was just bring Aaron Rodgers with you. And that was it. Now we just can't score a touchdown. Breastall did apologize to you.
Starting point is 01:32:55 He said, I'm sorry to Jets fans. They don't deserve this. So at least Breast said that he's, do you, do you accept his apology? I accept his apology. What about Izzy? How did Izzy do today? I didn't get to check his stat line. He had one rush one rush for 11 yards. Okay. Yeah, we all bet him to score a touch. Thanks, ma'am. Yep. Izzy was what you were, no, he's not. That was
Starting point is 01:33:16 what you're putting your season on. Yeah, we need some juice on offense. Thought he was going to spice things up. No. From the outside looking in, in, that was the craziest moment that you should have, like, it should have clicked for you when we were talking about this game on Friday. And you're like, but we got our third string running back. Yeah. We should go back to Friday. All right. Uh, guess what? We got a return of a segment before we get to who's back the week. It is the direct TV Overly direct take presented by direct TV direct TV is the ultimate destination for pro football It's where fans can get their pro football fixes season whether you're watching games live on TV or streaming app Direct TV has you covered and you get direct TV without a satellite get a $400 reward card with 24 month direct TV package and receipt of 2324 NFL Sunday
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Starting point is 01:34:39 are gonna make the Super Bowl. Whoa, okay. And then lose to the Cowboys. Whoa. That would be so painful. So so so painful for Bill's fans. Damn. Why would you even put that out there, Hank? I'm just being overly direct.
Starting point is 01:34:54 You are. I think I think the bills, everyone's kind of written off the bills, sometimes, you know, going through such a bad loss like they did last week can kind of turn things around. They've been there before. I think they're gonna rally and make a deep run. All right. That's an overly direct take super overly direct. Okay. PFT your overly direct take. I think detections are gonna win the division. That's my direct take. I think it's gonna happen. I think they're gonna take it. They That's my direct take. I think it's going to happen. I think
Starting point is 01:35:25 they're going to take it. They're not going to look back. I like that direct. They got to win on Sunday. But I like that. All right, my overly direct take. I think the chief's minus two and a half tomorrow night is stealing money tonight. Max. I don't think you heard that. My overly direct take Max is the chief's minus two and a half to how is that? How could you not have heard that? What are you doing? Patrick Holmes at home, technical issue. Andy Reed, off of by. All they got to do is win the game pretty much. Sure, I love that both of you are thinking this way way because P.F. was saying the same thing earlier.
Starting point is 01:36:06 Okay. I do like that. I like that. Yeah, no, I love that you guys like the Chiefs. I love that you love that. I like the Chiefs. Why do you love that, Max? If you guys are dumb, you two are dumb. Oh, really? Yeah, title-tower's smart? No.
Starting point is 01:36:19 But you two are dumb, so I'm happy that the two dumb guys over there really like coming out. I like this. The fill is coming out big Who smart Stanford Steve Stanford Steve loves the loves the Eagles tomorrow, okay? That's what he says that's that's that's a that's a report. We got all the swifts in the building meeting of the parents Yeah, are they moving too quickly? Oh, they canceled well, no, I think she's out right? Yeah, she's out because, because she had a show that she was supposed to do yesterday that they rescheduled to tomorrow. It is a fan died. Oh, really? I didn't know the reason.
Starting point is 01:36:48 It was real. I didn't know the reason. He too much heat. Taylor Scott. Wow. Damn, Hank. Clip that for me. Let's read that out.
Starting point is 01:36:57 Hank, flip, look. Taylor Swift's a murderer. Do you think she's a murderer, Hank? I didn't say that. You said Taylor Scott, What does that mean? Travis Scott also had people dying his concerts. It was a good bad thing. No, but I don't think that means that makes either of them murderers. I'll bet there's a lot of swiftees out there that if they had to die,
Starting point is 01:37:18 if they would like to die at a Taylor Swift concert. I'll change the headline. I'll say Hank thinks Taylor Swift is no different than Travis Scott. There? Yeah, they're great artists. Okay, Jake, you're overly direct tape. My overly direct tape, guys, is that Joe Flacco will lead the Cleveland Browns to an AFC North division championship. No, I like it. You've been listening to me. I mean, everything PFT was a good thing. They're half-game out. Just delusional. We're with regular season meetings. So it's like, I'm going to the tie raker. I couldn't even throw a ball for the Jets last year.
Starting point is 01:37:48 Yeah, but now he's rested. Like you were talking about Joe Flacco in 2012 when he, he's still, like, he was okay back then. He's perfect in that postseason. It's 10 years later. All Joe needs to know. 11 years. Is that if he has another great run,
Starting point is 01:38:00 he's gonna get another huge contract. I'll say this, it could happen. Exactly. It's not gonna be because of Joe Flacco. Right, right. That's, that get another huge contract. I'll say this, it could happen. Exactly. It's not going to be because Joe Flacco. Right. Right. That's the entire point. It's like Joe is like a skeleton of what formerly Joe was.
Starting point is 01:38:13 But if he just does the thing where he attempts 15 passes a game and just relies on the defense, then people will get very, very mad if he happens to win a second. Throw some PIs. That's what I'm hoping for. Yeah. If Joe if Joe Flacco's starting the playoffs, I will make it pass the division around. That's my overly direct take. That's over direct.
Starting point is 01:38:33 That's overly direct. That's overly direct. Jake, I like your take. Thank you. It's overly direct. It's overly direct. It's overly direct. It's overly direct.
Starting point is 01:38:41 It's overly direct. Overly direct Jake of the week. Uh, okay. Let's finish up. We got who's back the week before we do who's back the week though. Robac question, rhobac.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Qzips, polo's, hoodies, joggers, shorts. Go to robac.com right now and fleasers. Robac.com before we do who's back the week, my robac.com question is PFT. I think the fans want to hear how the weekend was.
Starting point is 01:39:08 Oh, let's talk about it. It was, uh, I have one bone to pick with you. It's very exciting. All right, pick away. Danny Boycane was never bit by a bear. I, that's, I, he was hacked by a, but I said to be attacked by a bear. That's my only bone. After I said it, I realized I said the wrong word, but that's probably why he was upset back clear with him first. Backer, backer fiction. Um, a bear attack implies a bite. No, it doesn't.
Starting point is 01:39:30 I think it might. No, no, no, absolutely doesn't. Okay. Let me let me let me step in. Let me scratch and like, let me step in because Danny boy is going to be very upset that you did not clear that with him before bringing his name up on the show. I, I did. I DMed him.
Starting point is 01:39:43 I talked to Danny boy all the time. And you said I would like I DMed him. I talked to him, but all the time. And you said I would like to bring you up. I was like, I'm gonna bring you up and I'm gonna clear it that that never happened. So I said it didn't happen. I say never, right, bit. He never got to that one. That was my only thing.
Starting point is 01:39:53 You crushed it. Otherwise. I heard he is running for mayor. Is that true? Nope. Not running for mayor. Doesn't have an NIL deal. Okay.
Starting point is 01:40:00 You crushed a PFT, except for you didn't get $250,000. Yeah, so I would have had to match. All right, so we've been a problem. So when they brought me out and they had me attempt the fuel goal and it was $250,000 to the local food bank, I didn't know that it was going to be that amount of money. I had no idea what was going to happen. They were just like, hey, they want you to kick a fuel goal. It was like, okay, great, let's do it.
Starting point is 01:40:20 So I step out and then Pat says it's $250,000 to charity. And in that moment, I could not help myself. I just said, and Big Cat's gonna match. And then the split second after I say, you can see the look on my face. Where I'm like, fuck, I might have just committed Big Cat. I was $1,000. I would have matched.
Starting point is 01:40:38 Yeah, I would have doubled actually. I would have matched. And then I had to like try to take it back. And then in the back of my head, I was thinking like, if I make this, there's a good chance that people would just hit Big Cat up for $200,000. Oh, so it's Big Cat's fault.
Starting point is 01:40:50 No, no, I'm just saying like, it's my fault for saying it. We live in a match world, I would have matched. But either way, you crushed it. Yeah, you intentionally missed it. I intentionally missed it to the right, so that Big Cat, so they would not have to pay $250,000 a charity. So, some are calling me a hero for not giving money to charity. Not the people
Starting point is 01:41:07 that need food. They're you're right. They're not they're not what you've matched. No, it's so easy. You want to match. He missed the kick you idiot. I want to match. I want a quadruple. I would have doubled. And then I want to match the quadruple. I would have made I would have taken a $1 sour until everyone was fed. It was a bad it made the kid it was a very bad kick Uh, the whole I'm not gonna say anything bad about it. Oh, herb. Herbie fucked you Herb was also really sunny and you had a jacket on and it was yeah, it was windy to out there
Starting point is 01:41:33 Herbie's dog was really the highlight of the week then I got to hang out with Ben backstage max Walked in there and then herbie's dog made a b1 right to me because he knew that wrong He's an emotional support dog and he knew that Max number one is a neurotic freak number two that really good friends. He sensed how nervous Max was around the dog and he's such a good dog that he went right over to Max. No, it was like no, dog no good guys and that dog went over right over not a good guy. It was it is good as guys. So when we were we were Ben, probably thought you were a dog. Fine. Probably sniffing your ass.
Starting point is 01:42:07 Dog guy. We all agreed that Ben is the goodest boy. Yeah. I've never made a goodest or boy than the best dog I've ever met before in my entire life. But yeah, then once I got on stage, it was like that part was easy, like hanging out next to Lee Corso.
Starting point is 01:42:21 He's like a very funny guy, sweet guy, and just sitting up there and chopping up. That was like the easy part of it. That was really fun. It honestly was like a holy shit moment, thinking back to when I was on that campus, had no idea what I was going to do for the rest of my life. And then somehow I'm back there during college game day. It's like that to me, that was the one day where I felt like maybe, maybe my life is the Truman show. Maybe this is is a gigantic prank on me You crushed it and I was very proud of you. It was awesome to see it was like I mean like you just said like going back to your campus like that's such a cool moment you you crush it
Starting point is 01:42:55 I think everyone watching AWLs everyone here was very proud of you. It was very cool like you are throwing fucking fastballs everywhere Like all your lines were hitting like you were thrown fucking fastballs everywhere. Like all your lines were hitting. And it was probably awesome to be able to be like, I'm back on campus to see my undefeated football team at the time. Undefeated football team at the time. It was great. I apologize for the record. I apologize for nothing. Max, people are saying Max is the reason why they lost.
Starting point is 01:43:20 I'm not me, but people are saying that I was watching the game because I was invested in the whole day. So I was sitting at the park with my kids watching the game. That fourth and 18 was such an insane comeback. And I was like, this is about to be the perfect day for PFT where like the comeback and everything would have been great. Streamers going down the stadium would have been great. However, we still should be playing for the Sunbelt Championship.
Starting point is 01:43:43 I agree. One loss, like we're still very much in first place in that division. But, you know, rough ending to the, to the, to the game, but it was still an awesome day. I regret nothing. I regret. I do not regret saying that I would declare Jm e to be national champions if they went undefeated because I would. Well, you've already said it.
Starting point is 01:43:58 So, yeah, you've already been said, do you regret bringing Max? So, I regret. I regret a little bit bringing Max. Jess, I didn't think about the max vibe, the whole loser vibe, but Max was a great traveling companion. Max and memes. But he is a loser. Like people are saying that he is the reason why J.M. you lost.
Starting point is 01:44:14 It's a good possibility. The funniest part of the day by far though was when I was walking out to kick the fuel goal. And Max is walking right behind me. He looks like a villain in home alone, like one of the burglars. And he's got like this beany pulled down tight. He's wearing like a black jacket. And he's walking behind me.
Starting point is 01:44:29 And this kid just screams at me. He's like, who was like you from the past? Yeah, it was my former self. And he was like, APFT. Tell Max that he's a fucking loser. And I was like, Max is right behind me. And he's like, hey, Max, you're a fucking loser. It was great. It was a fuck. Yeah. That's not how the clip went. Had Max is right behind me. And he's like, hey, Max, you're a fucking loser. It was a joke.
Starting point is 01:44:45 Yeah. That's not how the clip went. How did you go? And nothing to do with me. Oh, it said tell Max the Eagles fuck stuff. Tell Max the Eagles suck. Yeah. And then it was, and you were like, he's right here.
Starting point is 01:44:55 Tell him, he's like, got show. He got so excited to tell me to my, he was like, hey, Max, the Eagles suck. Fuck the Eagles. So people shouldn't do that to Max when he's in public. I agree, yeah. I agree. Oh, I have no problem with that guy. That guy rocked.
Starting point is 01:45:11 No, but yeah, if you see Max in public, don't say that. I also got to, don't say he sucks. No, I got to, don't say he was the reason why that Jaymu lost, because I've heard people saying that and I will not say it, but people are saying it. We had a couple interactions like that. We were waiting in line for the bathroom and this guy was like, Hey, I have a friend who wanted me to tell you something really mean, but I'm not going to say it. And then he was just like, Oh, he wants you to know that you're a loser.
Starting point is 01:45:36 It's pretty good. I got a small taste of what it must have been like to be Hank for like two years where I was walking around the tailgate section and shout out to all the students there that were hanging out. They were great except for the one guy that kept off for me Coke and I was walking around the tailgate section and chat with all the students there that were hanging out. They were great, except for the one guy that kept off for me coke and I was like, dude, I can't, no, I can't do coke. That's where you got to bring me to the spooks. That's the tailgate. Yeah. This is a nice speed bump for everyone.
Starting point is 01:45:55 But I was getting some numbers yelled at me and I can only imagine what Hank's life must have been like for all that time where every interaction that he had was just a stranger yelling a number to him. Yeah, getting that before he moved to Chicago is, I don't know what I would have done. This entire summer would have been miserable for you. But yeah, it was a great time. It was very cool.
Starting point is 01:46:14 Had a very cool head of plaster. I would have liked to win that game, but it wasn't meant to be, would you rather won the game or made the kick for the kids? I'm at game. I would have rather made the kickhand. Good question. No doubt about it because then Big Cat would have kids. I'm at game. I would have rather made the kick, Hank, good question. No doubt about it because then Big Cat would have matched. I would have matched. And I would have doubled his match.
Starting point is 01:46:30 And so much money would have gone to the food bank. I actually said to my kids at the park, I was like, if Jamie pulls this off, I'm just gonna donate $250,000 anyway. But unfortunately, they didn't. And we couldn't. And we'll never have that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:43 Yeah. Incredible day, though. I was like really, really hoping but they didn't. And we couldn't. And we'll never have that. Yeah. Yeah. Incredible day though. I was like really, really hoping they were going to win that game because it felt like it was story book how they came back at the end. You know what? Maybe the best part of the day was I named drop Paul Assassin and we all remember the scandal from Texas football a couple of years ago where the coaches girlfriend who was an exotic
Starting point is 01:47:03 dancer who has a monkey named Gia that dances with her on stage. There was a biting incident at Halloween. I mentioned her on the show and that's when Reese was like, oh shit, you're like a walking message board. Yep, that's me. I would go backstage afterwards and Stanford Steve gets on FaceTime with Polisass.
Starting point is 01:47:19 Oh, hell yeah. And I got to talk to Polisass and she's like, yeah, my monkey's right here. She's like, thank you for the love. I appreciate you. A lot of people have said bad things about me. Thanks for standing up for me. So happy to do it to Polisass and she's like, yeah, my monkey's right here. She's like, thank you for the love. I appreciate you. A lot of people have said bad things about me. Thanks for standing up for me. So I'm happy to do it, Polisass.
Starting point is 01:47:29 Speaking of which, you guys see Chiefs of Hallock. There's Dr. Mary coming out tomorrow. Where? I saw a trailer on the... I think you asked him. Yes, it's like, I can't believe they turned around that fast. I think they're talk, I think they have him
Starting point is 01:47:41 on record letters from jail. It's like serial. Yeah. You were now receiving a call from jail. It's like cereal. Yeah. You were now receiving a call from an animated correctional facility. You basically did everything that Billy said he was going to do. That would have been great if Billy had done it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:52 That's okay. But yeah, great, great day for you. It was, it was very cool to see. Shout-out Lee Corso. Yeah. I know he's old. But we got to be nice to, we're, America's socks with old people.
Starting point is 01:48:04 We're really mean to. We are. Like, like, Al Michaels. We got to be like the Italians where you just live with your elderly people. And there's still something great. My veto. I think my favorite part on stage was when Lee Corsair
Starting point is 01:48:18 just looked at me and goes, that pick stinks. Yeah. I felt like it would. It would be a hands of state. How many people? Yeah, unfortunately. So I want to address the people out there because I am getting a lot of shit for people that took Kansas State. I lost a lot of money it was Kansas State. How many people? Yeah, unfortunately. So I want to address the people out there
Starting point is 01:48:25 because I am getting a lot of shit for people that took Kansas State. I lost a lot of money out Kansas State. Against this brand. Well, it was our friend Rico Bosco. Oh, it's because of him. It was his game of the year. And he said, mean a lot to me if you could shout out
Starting point is 01:48:37 the game of the year. I did. And besides that, like I think everybody came away from that appearance being like PFT, noseball. He's a respected college football analyst. But how could he give me the game of the year for Kansas State? And to those people that I let down, I'm sorry that I let you down, but I trusted a good friend of mine, Rico, unfortunately, his game of the year
Starting point is 01:48:57 didn't hit. So I'm not putting blame on Rico to be clear for this. It came out of my mouth. I said Kansas State. Oh, I am. I lost a lot of it. I was advised. I was advised strongly to take Kansas State. And I'm sorry to anybody that I let down unfortunately is I trusted a friend too much. Do you know what you're game day record was? No, I like 15 picks. I didn't look it up. I basically just took down the game of the list on on Friday night. And I just basically picked the teams that I thought I could write like a two-second joke about. Fair, yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:29 That's good strategy. Yeah, very good strategy. All right, who's back? And check out PMTV, because the boys were with him. So when does that come out? Tuesday? Tuesday. See if he's a Viva TV comment. We'll see if Hank retreats it.
Starting point is 01:49:42 One day. Okay. That narrative is going. No, no, no, no, no. it. Uh, one's there. Okay. That narrative is going. No, no, no, no, no. We, we, we, you started the narrative. No, we've, I've been getting a lot of tweets about it. No, you haven't. Yeah, I haven't.
Starting point is 01:49:53 Oh, yes, I have. You know, it started the narrative and it's going. No, you know what it sounds like to me? Sounds like Max might be in Hank's doghouse. Ooh, do you think Hank have a little talking to you with the boys? No, we had a, we had a, we had a, we had No, we had in the, we had in the, we had in the, we had in the, we had in the, we had in the, we had in the, are you in Hank Stahlkowski?
Starting point is 01:50:07 No. Did you get one of them to flip Hank? That's what you got to do to get the mutiny off. You got to be like, Max, if you, if you, if you come back to my side, I'll make sure I take care of you. Memes out. Yeah, man. I asked the boys on the flight down there.
Starting point is 01:50:22 I was like, have you guys, squash the beef with Hank? You guys talked to Hank yet? And Max was like, yeah, I talked to Hank. We're good. And he was like, I haven't talked to him. Oh, all right. Who's back in the week? Hank. Um, I was back in the week as Tiger Woods. Yeah. He is, uh, he's playing again. He's going to play in the hero world challenge. All right. to play in the Hero World Challenge. All right, that sounds like a legitimate golf tournament.
Starting point is 01:50:48 He also kind of who's back in a bad way, him and Roy are doing this big indoor golf literally, and it just like exploded. Yeah, the bubble exploded. Like they had some state of the art technology for this facility that's gonna have like a 80 foot projector screen and all these different green surfaces that they can change. It was basically the
Starting point is 01:51:10 whole pitch for the league is the facility and it's in the tent and the tent popped or something. So it like imploded on like the tent is just flat. Oh, that's tough. So it was a start of stuff. Do you get a lot of stuff it's collapsing? I don't know. I'm supposed to start pretty soon and I don't think that's happening now. It's tough though when your whole league is like
Starting point is 01:51:32 this tent essentially in the tent, you know, it's like the circus if the circus broke. Yeah. Also shout out Rory, he won the road to Dubai, which is the most important thing. How does this go? That's it. Hey, that's, that's your Super Bowl, Rory.
Starting point is 01:51:44 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Tiger will most important. I was a goal. That's it. Hey, that's, that's your Super Bowl, Roy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Tiger will come back. I guess. So it's an unofficial PGA tour event hosted by him. Okay. Oh, so it's more like he's like, he's, he's doing like, Oh, he's just posting it.
Starting point is 01:51:56 Stand up. So he's probably going to get it flying. Tiger should be allowed to ride in a car. Yeah. I'm just going to say it. He would never, he, he shouldn't drive the cart. No, he would never. He should not drive the cart.
Starting point is 01:52:07 You know, he would never. But he should be allowed to ride in a cart. He would never. Just for the, for the viewers out there. But he would never. You don't think so? No chance. He's too proud.
Starting point is 01:52:17 He's tiger. What if it meant that he could play with Charlie? What if it meant that he could be on Charlie's bag? No, he would. Well, Charlie won his first major of which he'll win many. Man, I just want to stay championship. Yeah, Charlie did. Yeah. Respect. Respect matter. Respect. All right, PFT. You're who's back. My who's back. I have to swag Kelly's back. Yes.
Starting point is 01:52:39 I see that swag Kelly won the CFL MVP award. Sure did. Fuck yeah. They won the great cup. No, no did. Fuck yeah. You won the great cup? No. No, they get balanced. Oh fuck. But there was a great play and I watched it. I was like, I have no idea how Canadian football works. Yeah. They like completed a past 10 yards down field.
Starting point is 01:52:53 Then the receiver pundered the ball and then two guys tried to fair catch it. One guy caught it. The other guy is teammate like tackled him and then they started celebrating a hugging. So rugby. I had no idea what was going on, but it looked a lot like her. The fans seemed to have a good time, but yeah, I guess Swag Kelly is the best CFL player,
Starting point is 01:53:09 which is awesome, and he should be in the NFL. Yes. The Jets should do. Yes, right. Absolutely. My other who's back the week is the Kansas State Crops judging team. They won their 30 second national championship yesterday.
Starting point is 01:53:24 The biggest dynasty maybe in the history of college athletics. What did they do? The team of the year on that. I know. The crop stretching team, I've seen the pictures of them in action. They look so intense. They are dialed in. They're like at microphones on seeds and shit.
Starting point is 01:53:38 I don't know what they're looking for, but apparently there's just no one can touch. There's got to be like six schools that do this or something, right? I think there's probably a couple dozen good schools, but Kansas State is just the best to ever do it. I believe it. Shout out to him. It sounds fishy. It's the best dynasty in all of sports.
Starting point is 01:53:55 There's two's too much. It's like the Texas Tech, they are the best meat judges, right? They win all the meat judging championships. Yes. Kansas State is that except just for crops. Love it. For vegetables. Ciao, Kansas State, Ima. All right, my who's back of the week is our guy,
Starting point is 01:54:11 Jayden Daniels, eight touchdowns. Eight touchdowns on Saturday night against Georgia State. And that's crazy that he did that against Georgia. State. He, yeah, he lit up Georgia. Stacey. Uh, A touchdowns, is A touchdowns. Yeah, but especially against Georgia.
Starting point is 01:54:30 Stacey. Uh, it was an incredible performance from him. Uh, I love that LSU was like, fuck it. We're gonna go like, you know, playing video game style. Just get our guys many touchdowns possible. He is now the favorite to win the Heisman. I love it. So let's finish the job.
Starting point is 01:54:47 Text saying that next week. Let's finish the fucking job. I do. I like the fact that LSU is now just strictly making this season about getting him the Heisman trophy. Yeah. I love that. Let's keep that going.
Starting point is 01:54:59 I don't think that you can honestly make a case that it should be anybody except for Jane Dale. And I'm only saying that as a true college football fan, not because I put a future on a wing, the Heisman trophy. And I would agree, I'd concur. You know ball. Yeah. I know. I know. I'm gonna trust. I'm gonna trust what you're saying right now and say, I agree. Okay. Yeah. Jane Daniels for Heisman. There is no second choice. We'll also, we'll talk some, so Wednesday. So this week Wednesday will have a show Friday we will not have a show when's the show will be
Starting point is 01:55:30 Extra long so that if you have to work on Friday you first should quit your job Because that's bullshit, but if you have to work on Friday We'll give a point in Wednesday's show where you can stop and save some because we're gonna do the Thanksgiving Thanksgiving day games, Black Friday games, talk college football, we have Mike Florio. We're going to have to talk some Harbaugh because I think that him accepting his punishment is a sign he might be on the outs, which I'm excited for except he might go to the Chargers, which I'm not excited. I also heard the Raiders. Did you say that? No, I heard the Raiders. It was there was a report that came out that that's one of the teams that he's looking at, but it also might be Harbaugh linking himself to the Raiders again,
Starting point is 01:56:12 so that he could maybe get a salary increase. But I don't see Michigan giving him like a massive. No, I think he took the, I think he took the, the punishment and was like, I'll just focus on this year. Let's win some games. No more distractions. Clearly you guys want me and you want me alone. I'll be out of your hair in four weeks.
Starting point is 01:56:30 Yeah. All right, Jake, finish this off. My who's back of the week is Feast Week. It is going on right now. One of the best weeks of the year for a sports fan. A lot of college basketball. It's 12.30 in the morning, Eastern time. As I say this, and we're watching an overtime game right now.
Starting point is 01:56:45 There is college basketball like 18 hours a day. The mowl invotational. I know it's only November, but it is one of the most loaded field you'll ever see. Who we got? No, it's my favorite week of the year. I lose all my money. So Purdue, and Zaga is a quarter final game.
Starting point is 01:57:01 And that's a match up between two top 11 teams. Who's Shamanah got Kansas? Love it. I love the Shamanah. Yeah. And still in Hawaii, but they moved it from Maui to Alhanaluu. Oh, I don't like that. I would happen.
Starting point is 01:57:13 What's going on with the rims? There was unfortunate events. Oh, we were you Hank was that were you making a joke about Maui? Yeah, it was. Sorry. It's all true. It's all right. Yeah. So you're a big man about Maui. Yeah, I was. Sorry, it's all a joke. It's all a joke. It's all a joke.
Starting point is 01:57:27 It's a big man for admitting that. Yeah, actually, the why would happen is a good joke usually. But now the software is running off their software. Yeah, so it's a different location but same state. I always love when they have like the palest basketball coaches wearing the Hawaiian shirt. Yes. Like the guys that have not been outside that have
Starting point is 01:57:45 not left like a basketball arena for the last six years. And we have some characters in this year's man too with those teams. You see L is in it. So, Macron and shock a smart mark. Cat. Oh, Macron and wearing a Hawaiian shirt is going to pop. Yeah, it's going to be. So it's going to be awesome all week. What are you? What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:58:02 What is Peggy Kaczynski? The last one comes from the World Series. They're showing the flashback because they're, you know, we we're going to get showing. I actually, I like this is a data that I wipe out. So yeah, so we're watching it showing. We're watching TV right now. And the local news without any other like, Hey, this is a taped thing, a message off to the side. It's just playing flashbacks to the Cubs winning the World Series. When there's like a bad week in the news,
Starting point is 01:58:29 I fully support news stations re-airing like, really fun times that are happening. I think they're just showing like, hey, this is what we're hoping happens again now, that oh, it might be actually the anniversary. That's what it is. Today's probably the anniversary. It's also the anniversary.
Starting point is 01:58:43 Remember 19th? Oh, no, it's definitely not. It is the anniversary of Malice, the past. I don't fucking have that. I don't know why they're doing this. They're just doing it, okay? I like it. Remind people of happier time. We're getting show-a, dude.
Starting point is 01:58:55 I got my season ticket drafts. I've moved up the seats of everyone in this room. Should hope for show-a. Can you imagine a lot of seats? How far is show-a? He's gonna hit balls with a wind blowing out? Oh, man, it's gonna be incredible. Yeah, November 19th would be pretty late to a New World series.
Starting point is 01:59:11 Is that when they did the parade? No, no. I was just way off. They're just doing a retrospective. Because it was a fun time. It was very fun time. Okay, great show, boys. Wednesday. It was very fun time. Okay, great show boys. Wednesday, we have Florio on.
Starting point is 01:59:29 Let's finish with numbers. 18. Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine, nine Everyone. Shane Pughead 88. Pug how are your ankles? 20. What do you got Shane? 10 Shane Pugger. Pug signing his tweets. Puggers. It's the greatest thing of all time. I am Pugger. Big guy gets it 71.
Starting point is 02:00:00 Yes. Wow. I needed that after the Javante Williams thing. Where did 71 come from? I've been doing the reverse of 17 Yes, grads big cat. Thank you welcome to the club Yeah, now I'm not gonna you guys gonna go again. Oh for sure. Hey, can I hang come here? Imagine never getting this look at this How about this turn?
Starting point is 02:00:24 Imagine never getting this imagine never at this. How about this turn? Imagine never getting this. Imagine never getting this. Not me and Hank. Not us. Ha ha ha. Half a goal of you. Hank and I are the best at this. Why are you on Hank's side? I like, why am I on Hank's side? No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:00:40 Hank, have you ever gotten this? I have. Have you? Yes, I have. We're just not doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Hey, can you ever gotten this I have have you yes How do you not understand? Day one guy I'm known Hank the longest in this room Thanks Hank is always right you guys got to to shut the fuck up about this whole VVTV thing. Thank you. And start promoting.
Starting point is 02:01:07 All right. Hank knows the fucking vision of this room. Max, one of us has to get it next. Yeah. Or else you can join us. We're gonna get turned on. You're never gonna get it. Never gonna get it.
Starting point is 02:01:19 Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Never gonna get it. Hank and I have gotten it? Whoo, that's not crazy in our first month to correct I said hey, can I or better than you guys you are as a fact? Yeah, hey, hey, hey, and I are just superior brain intellect and everyone else in this room. It sucks It's so easy. All you gotta do is say the number. Hey, tell me how you got it. I just said 52 and it popped right up
Starting point is 02:01:44 Yeah, dude. I just said 52 and it popped right up. Yeah, dude, I said 71. Boom, pop right up. It's so easy. It's so easy. It's so easy, Hank. I mean, it's never been easier. BFT, have you thought about just guessing the right number?
Starting point is 02:01:57 No, I don't. I don't. You should just try to guess it next time. Because it's making me so much more angry than Hank. Hank, you getting it and just being such a fucking asshole is making it. Hank, when you got it, did you, you just like, you know what? I'm just going to get the right number. Yeah, I was thinking about it. I was like, could I get the wrong number?
Starting point is 02:02:14 Is that the right number? Or I'd rather get the right number? Yeah. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to pick the right number. And then I did. Yeah, I was like, look, there's a hundred numbers. Let me just pick the one that is going to come up. Honestly, the best part about this whole thing is Max is trying to run the show. You cost me a game. I did bubble, bubble, I could talk about this. Oh, we can talk about getting the numbers. You guys want to shut off the lights. Hank and I will just hang out talking about getting the numbers, which you guys have never gotten. I got to turn on
Starting point is 02:02:36 Max out. Why? You don't want to do the he cost you a yeah, you cost me the national The national game You're the national championship max cost any one thing Pini break a camera. Yeah, I was about to bring that up one thing you didn't see behind the scenes I did not break max broke a camera on college game Because he bumped into it because you were clumsy I Max hit a camera and the next thing happens that it stopped working. Yeah, and then the makeup artists came up. Oh, well, Oh, when those are cheap, right?
Starting point is 02:03:07 The lady came up. No, she was like, your friend Max broke one of our cameras. She was bust in my balls hard. Like, yeah, well, she bust in your balls are like, no, being like, you just broke a wedding. I think she had a, she had a realistic gripe with Max that he caused $20,000 for damage. Why? We're on the same team here. I don't think that we are Max.
Starting point is 02:03:28 I don't think you understand how this game works. I thought we were all on the team until you said it's everyone versus Hank. Now it's very clear it's just me and you and we're Fox all guys. What you have to understand at this point Max is that Hank and Big Cat have a powerful alliance right now. And we now it's every man for himself. Yeah, whoever gets I got to get inside that alliance. Whoever gets it's every man for himself. Yeah, whoever gets that. I gotta get inside that alliance. Whoever gets it next, we would love. We would love nothing more than one of you dimwits
Starting point is 02:03:51 to just guess the right number and be part of our crew. But until that happens, we have no choice but to call you dimwits because again, Hank, how did you get it? I said a number and then it. There it up. I also was just like... You already had this conversation. Guests the right number and then it popped right up.
Starting point is 02:04:11 We literally already did this conversation. Max, we could do keep doing it. Max, here's the thing that you're failing to grasp is that the next person to get the lottable actually is going to have some time where they can enjoy making fun of the people that haven't got. Yes, after that next person gets it, then by the time you get it in that fourth spot, you're not going to have much time to like make fun of the others.
Starting point is 02:04:33 It shifts because there's what eight of us in here. Yeah, you have to be. You have to get past like the four or five, then we just got to pick on one person. But right now, hey, can I iron the club and you guys? No, no, no, no, no. Also, you only have a hundred episodes to be elite. Otherwise, then it's you're gonna blow up. That's a fact. That's a fact that you just made that up right now.
Starting point is 02:04:51 No, no, he's right. Hey, hey, how many episodes did it take you the first time? Yeah, no, he was bad. But guess what? What, Jake, like 12 episodes of the new episode. Yeah, me like three episodes. Oh, guess what? Guess what?
Starting point is 02:05:02 That was the old machine. This is the new machine. Right. Which is what have you done for us lately? Who designed this new machine? Hank? Jordan? That's in the flags fly forever.
Starting point is 02:05:10 You're the first one to always say that. Yeah, that's true. It's interesting that Hank, yeah, that Hank does that. Also, thank you, Jake, for not announcing it and ruining my moment when you do that with Hank. Well, when you like, oh my god, no, when you were like, when you did it, I was mad because you made me mad about Hank getting it, but I needed just Listen, I just said it's all good. I got it. Okay. I'll have to listen that back cuz I actually would like that one
Starting point is 02:05:36 It's in some for some people. It's not a visual media. Yeah, that's true. You're screaming I'm gonna listen up back Jake. I'm gonna make an NFT out of that I'm gonna make an NFT out of that. I'm gonna listen to NFC out of that. I'm gonna listen to that all the time. I just didn't like it when you did it for Hank. Obviously. Can you do a doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. And then I get the lottery ball. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:05:54 No, also Hank too, because it's the two of us that we got it. So please do do do do big cotton Hank at the lottery. Oh, that was great. That was beautiful. And then can you do a doo doo doo doo doo. Errr just for everything after max says anything. Yeah, boom boom boom boom boom Max is never gonna get it you go tonight though, right? You guys are dumb no hey, do we need to say it again? We got the lottery boy. You didn't you're still dumb or two smart people in still don't not you're not good at picking games
Starting point is 02:06:26 So well guess what I pick this I picked this is the game Game oh now you're putting on a qualifiers the game Max is so bad so bad at these or give see you got to get it Love you guys I want you PFT. I want you guys love you guys. I know I know I listen I'm the only realistic person that I guess. I'm, I'm feeling the heat right now. You are. And that's why I'm thinking to you.
Starting point is 02:06:49 Cause you're lumped in with the, yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, It gets it next and then it's me max memes and pug that haven't got it. Shane and Shane and now I'm in the group with like the guy that got crossed up in basketball and then just max and memes who are losers. That's gonna be tough for me. Yeah. You have to. I'll admit I'm a loser right now. No, Jake, I'm saying like, thank you, Jake.
Starting point is 02:07:20 I'm not an asshole. It's really your honesty. It's really me and you that are fighting like hell for this next lottery ball spot. Fuck you. Why are I fighting like? Because you're so stupid you're never gonna get it you idiots. I got it within like three tries of playing this Yeah, it's the same fucking game. No, it's not yet is because you never gotten this yeah actually for them It's harder for them because they're only 97 98 balls and the other machine. This is Yeah, this is a way I'm just saying. Thank you. Jake great point Jake. That was a good nugget of the week to Tissue. I didn't have a my number in the machine. I said I love you guys five minutes ago. It's over Max. Max, you are a loser. Oh, I had to talk about that.
Starting point is 02:08:06 Yeah. Good point, Max. That's a good point. It's more present than never. Get it. Think it. That's true. That's what it's true. That's absolute loser talk.
Starting point is 02:08:16 Memes has never ever gotten it. Max, you're never in this show. Love you guys. Get it, Max. Love you guys. Love you guys. Show's over. Love you guys love you guys love you guys shows over love you guys I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music
Starting point is 02:08:48 I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music
Starting point is 02:09:04 I'll take you to the music I'll take you to the music I'm gonna stand in a world No, no, why is that thing? Say I'm clean It's the better to do safe and sound It's the best It's the better to do safe and sound Sorry, don't leave me Take me home I will go You're not here I will go, you know what to do
Starting point is 02:09:28 Say, yeah, you know I don't just say my love You are things I've got to remember You shine it on I can't be who anyone is There you go, me Take on me Take on me Take on me Take on me you

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