Pardon My Take - NFL Week 11, Fastest 2 Minutes, Vikings Get Whomped & Zach Wilson May Be An Issue
Episode Date: November 21, 2022NFL week 11, Fastest 2 minutes to kick us off. (00:02:30-00:09:06) Then we discuss every game from Sunday Patriots 10, Jets 3 (00:09:06-00:28:46) Eagles 17, Colts 16 (00:28:46-00:41:07) Bills 31..., Browns 23 (00:41:07-00:54:58) Commanders 23, Texans 10 (00:54:58-01:04:52) Lions 31, Giants 18 (01:04:52-01:16:12) Falcons 27, Bears 24 (01:16:12-01:32:30) Saints 27, Rams 20 (01:32:30-01:40:30) Ravens 13, Panthers 3 (01:40:30-01:45:07) Raiders 22, Broncos 16 (01:45:07- 01:52:06) Bengals 37, Steelers 30 (01:52:06-02:00:57) Cowboys 40, Vikings 3 (02:00:57-02:12:47) Football guy of the week (02:12:47-02:18:37) and who's back of the week to wrap up the show. (02:18:37-02:38:14).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, week 11 of the NFL.
We recap every game, fastest two minutes.
A lot of things happened, a lot of moving and shaking,
a little bit of more clarity on who's good, who's not.
So we're gonna go through every single game on Sunday.
We got football guy of the week,
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Today is Monday, November 21st, week 11.
What?
What?
And before we get started, we wanna wish a congratulations
to our friends up north, the Toronto Argonauts.
Great cup.
Fantastic game.
Great season.
His uncle, very good friend.
Very good friend.
We start in Foxboro where Zach Wilson was running
a Coors Light special nine for 22.
The game was a punt fest as Braden Juwanaman
has the Jets still searching for theirs
and Michael Ladidadi, we like to Palladi,
added another seven punts for the Patriots
in a matchup of which quarterback sucks more.
The MacCume Cleaner sucked better
and it was another MA Jones who came up huge as Marcus ran.
Ran his way to victory with a punt return
touchdown with five seconds left.
Jets plus three and a half, soon spread.
Patriots 10, Jets three.
To Detroit we go for the Browns and the Bills.
Huh?
The Bills went across a body of water
as Stefan Bay of Diggs went Cuba diving
in hopes of smoking a victory cigar.
The run police were out in full force
to sparing Buffalo's offense only to forget
that they have Devon Little Singletary's magic.
Everything he does just turns them on
as he rushed for 86 yards and a score.
The game was a blowout but unfortunately
Donovan fucked the people's Jones,
scored with 30 seconds left to screw the Bills backers.
Hey Tage, yeah boom?
No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.
Bills 31, Browns 23.
Down to Indianapolis where Jeff Saturday,
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday,
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday,
Jeff Saturday's all right, all right.
Jalen Flirts was bumbling as the Eagles one seed
hinged on his play but he kept grinding
and was able to dig deep and farm.
There's only a win out of an otherwise poor
Philadelphia performance.
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and play Fly Eagles Fly, Eagles 17, Colts 16.
We screwed up some computers there, huh?
Sorry, sorry.
And Houston were in a plot twist,
Kindle Roy Fuller and Logan Roy Thomas
played on the same team for once
as the commanders let their way star
shine bright, cruising to a victory.
We don't talk about the Cruisers group.
Casey Anthony Twohill wrapped up a Texans ball carrier
and then acted all innocent but everyone knew
that he did it.
Cheer up Texans fans.
The Astros just won a World Series without cheating.
So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
They've actually won three more games in Houston.
Then the Texans have all season long.
And so it's an Astros time and all three of those games
forgets to fill the LVT as well.
Commanders 23, Texans 10.
In Atlanta where the Bears met the Falcons
in a battle of Billy football's dreams.
Speaking of Met, Cole had a highlight catch
as the ball commenced his hand in the first half
for a big game.
Corner L Reuben Patterson,
aka the Kobe Stopper slithered through the kickoff defense
for his record breaking ninth kickoff return
for a touchdown.
Breaking moves.
Breaking moves.
LeBron James just tweeted,
when I saw Corner L Patterson get drafted
by the Vikings in 2013, I said to my boys,
that guy is gonna break the kickoff return record someday.
The Bears had one last drive fall flat as field
past the David Montgomery Burns,
smithered the last chance in a Bears victory.
Falcons 27, Bears 24.
We go to the Meadowlands,
where Giant's quarterback Daniel got thrown
to the Lions' den.
Aidan O'Benton Hutchison got away with another interception
and it's soup season for Campbell
as he went right at chunky Tay Klam frowner.
Jared Custer Goff said, Ivanka win
and is currently living rent free
in the minds of Giant's fans.
No cap, but Jamal Williams was adorable
and got himself fitted for a hat trick.
Some prayer row.
Lions 31, Giant's 18.
In Minnesota, where many people have been saying,
don't rush to judgment on the 8-1 Vikings,
we must wait for all the Dax to come out.
Dallas put on their Tony Cowboy Pollard
and ran the ball down Minnesota's throat.
And let's hope Ezekiel Elliott Ness doesn't stay in town
because Viking fans will need a drink after this whoppin'.
Anytime Nick Mullins and Adam Thrillin appear on a telecast,
you're gonna be dealing with some problematic footage
as Big D goes to Comtown, RIP.
Cowboys 40, Vikings three.
Up to mile high where Broncos fans are calling him,
Nathaniel, take off your pants and hack it
because this guy's coaching like a jerk off.
After a prophetic pregame statement from Coach Hackett
that somebody has to win,
the game went into overtime and was headed to a tie,
but in a touch of tribute to my good friend,
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the Broncos secondary wasn't able to recognize a man by himself
being targeted by a car.
The...
The Raiders take down the Broncos 22 to 16.
Standing on a corner, Jamie Swinson down in Nola,
such a fine sight to see.
It's McVay, my lord, what's he coaching for?
He should have taken the job on TV.
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And Jamie's soul is hurtin'.
Saints go marching, 27, 20.
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Week 11 in the books,
we're steppin' into fourth quarter of Charger's Chiefs,
and we will update you after that.
But week 11 in the books, great week.
Great week 11, I feel like we learned some stuff.
There was kind of some duds of games,
not a ton of scoring in the first slate,
but some compelling storylines coming out of this week.
As things we learned.
I really learned a lot about one team today.
Ah, we, listen.
There's one team that, I'm not smiling.
It might sound like I'm smiling.
Yeah.
And it might sound like I'm about to take a victory lap,
but I am against all forms of running,
so I will not be taking a victory lap yet.
Yeah, there's, yeah.
I am going to enjoy talking about this week's NFL
game.
Yes, we do it chronologically,
so it will be the last game we talk about.
So for the people who maybe are on our side,
you can just wait for that.
And the people who have been sickos and perverts
and weirdos listening to us have to lament
a certain team going eight and one up until this week.
This won't be fun for you.
But let's hop in, let's do chronological order.
Let's start with Patriots Jets.
Patriots 10, Jets three.
Now that's actually not chronological order
because for some reason this game started like 15 minutes late.
Did we ever figure out what was going on with that?
No idea.
It's classic Belchak.
Power outside the stadium.
Yeah, Belchak absolutely.
And in an outside the stadium.
Belchak, he had one of those EMPs from Oceans 11
that fried all the electronics.
Yeah, so it did start a little late,
but Patriots 10, Jets three, an absolute defensive slug
fest, snooze fest offensively,
three, three tie going into the last 30 seconds
until we had a Braden Mann line drive punt to Marcus Jones
who returned at 84 yards.
Four, the first punt return touchdown this season
and the Patriots win 10 to three.
I don't know where we want to start.
I mean, there's a lot of...
Well, this was...
We should start with the winners.
Yeah, let's start with the Patriots.
It was the first game in the last 40 seasons
in which the first touchdown scored was a defense
or special teams touchdown in the final minute of the game.
Also...
This is a game that we've never seen before.
It also...
It's a game of gummy.
Our guy, Stathole Sports, who has stats backing up
to 1990 said the first time he could find
that the special teams and extra point scored more
than both offenses.
Yeah.
So that was seven points at the end
by special teams and extra point more than the six points
that both offense were able to produce with field goals.
Interesting.
It's crazy.
So Hank, the floor is yours.
Congratulations, Mac Jones.
He's a winner.
Because I think we know we have a lot of other things
we got to discuss.
Mac Jones wins football games.
Yeah, one of the worst games I've ever watched.
I was just miserable.
It was a miserable viewing experience.
There was really no fun, no joy.
Till the end, we did win.
We did cover.
Which is crazy.
That's an all-time bad beat.
Yes.
I had just been three and a half.
I was texting friends being like,
we need to get a pick six, which was in play
because Zach Wilson is one of the worst quarterbacks
I've ever had to watch.
That was in play.
And that was my only thinking of how we could win this game.
It's like, we need to pick six, touchdown.
We can win and cover.
Not even factoring in a punt return.
But yeah, it was, I guess, we won.
I'm happy.
It was gross.
We suck.
At least when the Patriots had the ball.
The play calling.
I always say this about the play calling.
And I'm not a football mind.
You guys, Billy played football.
You guys know football.
I don't know football play calling to save my life.
I just played Madden.
It drives me fucking insane when it's 3rd and 7th, 3rd and 8th.
And we just throw the ball to like three yards pass.
Just take a shot.
Like try and not like 3rd and 15th, not 3rd and 14th, 3rd and 8th,
3rd and 6th, 3rd and 7th.
Just have the receivers run a route, pass the line to game,
and then throw them a pass.
The best way to sum up this game,
because there was no offense, but Mac Jones didn't play bad.
He just, you know, he was like, yeah, right.
There was a stretch where he was 10 for 10 in a row
for 134 yards.
And in that stretch, he was sacked four times.
So in the 10 for 10 stretch, he was sacked four times.
That was the type of game we were dealing with,
where Mac Jones actually played pretty well,
especially when you consider the guy
he was playing against in Zach Wilson.
Also Hank, I'll say that Matthew Judon
is just an absolute game wrecker.
He has 13 and a half sacks on the season.
He's a fucking beast.
But yeah, a win is a win, is a win.
And now we should probably talk about Zach Wilson
and oh boy, is it bad.
Well, here's a fun stat.
They had more punts than he had completions today.
PFT, here's another fun stat.
In the second half,
Zach Wilson had four completions for 12 yards.
Oh, wow.
But, okay, go ahead.
Because I had another fun stat.
Oh, you had another one, okay, yeah.
He had 44 net yards on 26 drop backs.
Oof, oof.
That's like less than two yards per drop back.
Yeah, so he was nine for 22 for 77 yards,
not net yards, 77 yards.
And 34 of those yards came on one play.
He also, and this is probably the bigger issue,
afterwards was asked,
do you feel like you let the defense down?
And he replied, no.
He also added, I think you have to take into account
it's windy as hell out there too, guys.
Good point.
So, win was a factor.
There was also a report afterwards
that the Jets locker room was maybe not so happy
that Zach Wilson was walking around
not taking accountability when the punter
and the special teams took accountability
and the defense played lights out
and held the Patriots at three points.
And Zach Wilson was that bad, but he doesn't.
Well, you know what?
He can't because he says he doesn't care about stats.
The exact quote that was said,
sources inside the Jets losing locker room told SNY
that Zach Wilson was walking around after the game,
like he isn't the problem.
I would like to know what that walk looks like.
I think I know what that walk looks like.
Basically saying like your shit doesn't stink
is what they're getting at.
I would like Zach Wilson after this game
to wear whatever scarlet letter the team chooses from.
Just walk around their hand raised
and don't say anything for the next day,
but like, hey, that one was on me, guys.
Just say like, hey, my bad.
Yeah, all right, so Billy, before you talk,
I wanna help you out, okay?
Because I actually, and you might not realize this,
I have been here because this,
the comparison I've been making is the Jets this season
feel like the 2018 Chicago Bears.
And I say that because the Chicago Bears in 2018
were an elite defense.
This Jets team has an elite defense.
The quarterback was in their second year,
second overall pick.
I looked back and it was actually through week 11,
both teams had five games so far in the season
with under 200 pass yards.
They both had given up about the same amount of points
and it goes to the same problem of your team can be good
and your quarterback's bad and having to separate the two
because I was hurt very badly by that team
because I was like, oh, it's gonna be okay.
Mitch is gonna be okay.
When deep down I knew, maybe not.
So with that, go ahead.
This is one of the hardest.
This was one of the worst Jets losses,
I think since the butt fumble, to be honest.
Just like, it's pretty bad.
And that's just because the game was so close
the whole time in a low scoring game in my head,
I was like, this is the game we can win.
This is the game we can win.
We're just gonna break it through with one run.
We're gonna get one touchdown drive.
Just something on the ground probably
and it's gonna break open
and then we're gonna manage the clock and get it down
and hopefully win 10-3.
But it's the coin.
It's the coin we could win this game, the coin.
The coin was 10-0 on picks going into week 11
and is now 11-0.
The coin says that the Patriots were gonna beat the Jets
so we're at the mercy of the coin.
The coin saw us almost winning the game
and the coin was like, boom, punt return.
You never had a chance to win.
You were going up against something much more powerful
than the wind.
That's the coin.
The coin was forced to.
I think you have to take an account.
It's windy as hell out there too, guys.
I had actually friends at the game, former college teams.
Now were they at the game or were they like a mile away?
You've had some sketchy weather reports.
No, I had these guys at the game.
They were bundled up.
What did they say?
Was it windy as hell?
They said it's windy as fuck.
Oh, it's fuck.
We have to, okay, so I heard,
we need to figure this out
because it was either windy as fuck or windy as hell.
In the Snapchat stories they posted, you can hear the wind.
Oh, okay, that sounds,
how many miles an hour did it sound like?
I don't know.
Okay, yeah, that's a lot.
It sounds fucking windy.
It was about 15 to 18 crosswinds.
You could tell that it wasn't the day to throw the football.
And the Jets run game wasn't, you know.
Existent.
Exactly.
Matt Jones did throw the football decent.
I know, but.
What do you have like $240?
Someone said very well.
He threw for 23 for 27, 246 yards.
Remember, Belichick deferred
so he could choose which way he was going.
And they were going with the wind in the fourth quarter
so the wind would be against the Jets.
And look, that's some of the genius shit
that Belichick does to fuck with rookie quarterbacks.
You can actually see the trajectory of the ball.
Okay, we joke about Zach Wilson
not being a rookie quarterback,
but calling him a rookie quarterback.
You know that he's not a rookie.
But like a young quarterback, sorry.
He didn't play his whole first year.
Listen, I don't blame you what you're doing right now
because you definitely have the cognitive dissonance.
You're like lying to yourself.
You don't want to admit that Zach Wilson
is the root of all your problems right now.
No, no, no, no, no, I think it might be Zach Wilson.
It's probably Zach Wilson.
What about the accountability part?
You know what makes me mad?
Now, Billy's walking all around
like Zach Wilson isn't the problem.
Yeah, yeah, and the locker room is not happy about it.
No, no, no, bro to bro.
Bro to bro, whoa, whoa, whoa, are you bro to bro already?
No, no, I'm bro to bro and Zach Wilson.
Okay.
23 year olds in the workforce.
You really sometimes even when you think
that if you didn't throw any interceptions
and just play conservative all game,
like that would be happy with you,
but you got to take accountability.
So you did, when you came in,
you're like he hasn't thrown any interceptions.
He did try to throw a few interceptions
that were literally off of guys hands.
That was the one that McCordy
that he just threw at his chest and then McCordy dropped.
And I'm going to, I'm going to,
Billy, if you look at it, it was tip.
Billy, I'm going to, I'm going to share,
I'm going to be gracious towards you
because I actually understand exactly
what you're going through and it sucks
because the jets have a really good roster.
Like their defense is awesome.
And having to deal with the defense being awesome,
running game being good.
And then there's just one guy
who's holding everything back.
It's the shittiest feeling in the world.
I would say the only, the only plus side,
like my comparison to 2018 bears,
that bears defense was not like all young studs.
So you at least, if the jets are smart and they're like,
hey, we got to pull the rip the,
rip the bandaid off now and try something different.
Maybe, maybe you can salvage everything,
but it's bad, Billy.
Zach Wilson, he ranks in passive rating.
He's 33rd in completion percentage.
He's 34th in past TD to interception.
He's 32nd in past TD to attempts percentage.
He's 32nd.
The thing is the worst quarterback in the NFL right now.
The thing is the ceiling is still there.
The sad dress of Wilson.
Yeah.
The ceiling is still there.
In switching the quarterback halfway through,
be it we take a guy who's behind him right now,
or we go out and get someone,
you're still going to have to go into the offense,
get reps and still have this warmup period,
where if we're going to find someone who's going to play.
Oh yeah.
No, we're not saying that he's going to be taking out
this year.
No, that's not what we're saying.
We're saying next year, like.
Big Cat, let me ask you this.
Do you think Joe Flacco wins this game?
I think Mike White might win this game.
I think Joe Flacco wins this game.
So I was going to be nice and say,
I'm not calling for Zach Wilson to be benched.
I'd like to see Flacco out there.
I just, the problem with Zach Wilson is like he does,
that report is very, like the fact that he sat up there
and they're like, do you think that you're the reason
why he lost?
That defense balled out, held him to three points.
And he's like, no.
Like, dude, if he played even C, D plus game,
the Jets probably can win that game.
Like they were in field goal range once.
They had no drives.
But you know, if the running game.
In the past missed two field goals.
If the running game was there,
it would have allowed him to get something else going.
But him not turning the ball over.
Yes, there was the tip that went right into
McCoy's hands.
But it's just more of, I think him against Belichick,
right now in his stage of the career,
is the bigger road bump.
So like for example, if you put Joe Flacco in,
you'd probably perform better.
But next week, the Joe Flacco versus Zach Wilson.
Zach Wilson hasn't been good like in the other weeks.
Right, but the arm talent, I know this sounds crazy,
but I really think his ceiling's Patrick Malm's.
Okay, yeah.
He just, I know that sounds crazy.
Can we, I know that sounds crazy.
I've been trying to, I got a bail.
I got a bail.
I still think he's stealing one.
We need to.
I'm gonna be like, I don't know what my crazy friend said.
I don't know him.
Hey, you've leaked that out.
I just, the ceiling is there.
Billy, the ceiling is the floor.
But we've seen, like basically we still,
no matter what we do, we have to play in the rest.
The ceiling is the seller.
I agree with you.
And I agree with you.
Like this is the hard part.
And again, if you go back and listen to 2018 me,
I was saying the same shit where I was like,
I was trying to convince myself.
It just sucks because you know that like,
he's the guy who's holding everything back.
And Joe Douglas and that team has put together
a really good roster and that one piece is missing right now.
It's holding him back from winning games.
Now I do, I do agree that with a high draft pick like that,
you can't pull the cord entirely after two years.
Like that, you need to give players time to develop.
Some guys take longer than others to develop.
But right now it's very, it's abundantly clear
that if he is going to play like that,
then he should probably be like,
yeah, I fucked that one up today.
I know he needs to take accountability.
Young people in the workforce bro to bro.
Like sometimes you press a button you're not supposed to.
And then you'd be like,
how could this possibly be my fault?
Why is there a button like this?
But I'd be like, look, I should have pressed a button.
I should have pressed a button.
Like to delete those three and a half hours
of footage from today.
Yeah, but also in the end,
like all of Jets Twitter is ripping apart.
Everyone's ripping.
Well, rightfully so.
Yeah, he's gonna probably be the starter next year too.
I'm just saying, unless something changes,
he is the reason why you're losing these games.
And he's the reason why a defense
that could take them deep in the playoffs
is not gonna go deep in the playoffs.
And the coins.
And the coins.
And the coin.
The coin has it's losing next week.
Congratulations.
Oh, thank you.
On your bears video.
But then we go into five game win streak after that, so.
And then you, and then.
That's what we see.
Okay, so sidebar big cat.
I actually think that Billy really believes in this coin.
And that's why he's saying that,
like he actually thinks that they're gonna go
to the AFC championship game.
No, so they're.
Because the coin.
He's like, Zach Wilson will prove
that he's a playoff quarterback when he gets to the.
So he truly believes in the power of the coin.
We're in store for a five game win streak
after this bears game,
where Zach Wilson is gonna show he is the guy.
So we're just going off of the coins metrics.
And it hasn't been wrong yet.
Oh, what's up with Elijah Moore
on that last kick return of the game?
I think.
That to me looked like he was trying to lose on purpose.
I don't want to agree with you
because we tried to get him the ball this game.
It didn't really work out.
Well, if you can't get him the ball, was that Wilson?
It was defined tried.
Belichick knows the Foxborough weather.
Like he's got a farmer's almanac that knows.
Now we're getting into like DARPA shit with.
Yeah.
Like he's creating weather.
When he missed Braxton Berrios,
who was standing like five feet away from him.
Yeah, but you can see the ball.
I mean, all of the Patriots miss kicks.
Like that was all during.
I think the bigger problem was that at times
Zach Wilson gets lost in the pocket.
And he just, he gets dizzy and starts running backwards.
Like he just did a dizzy bat race
when there was a spin move.
And he doesn't, like you've been one
that's told us about this.
He doesn't run towards downfield.
He doesn't run towards the opponent's end zone.
He doesn't keep his eyes downfield.
He steps backwards.
What he should have done this game was in those situations,
he should have been like, fuck it.
I'm going to run my, I'm going to like be a workhorse
and like be Justin Fields and just go get five yards.
Well, he's not Justin Fields.
In terms of athleticism.
But in terms of athleticism,
but like go pick up the yards with your feet,
put, try to earn your team's like respect
by putting your body on a line and being a gamer
and just like try to get his yards,
not trying to be nice with it.
Just like, go get that five yards,
go put your shoulder down and try to earn these guys.
Yeah, he said he doesn't care about stats.
That's the thing.
He's like, I like, can he pick it?
Can he pick it?
Fuck and puts his shoulder down.
And like five yards, he's, he, you know.
He's not a gamer.
I think you're exactly right.
Zach Wilson, you are too good looking
to actually play like a pretty boy.
But he is playing like a pretty boy.
So you gotta fucking put your shoulder down.
It also feels like sometimes he's playing
like he's still at BYU and they're playing like Utah State.
Exactly.
And it's like, this is not going to work
because everyone is significantly faster
and heavier and stronger.
So when you spin, the end of the spin is a dude
who's 300 pounds jumping on your back.
Not the end of a spin is like, oh, you have 10 yards
to walk around and then throw it deep.
That's the difference.
I actually think that Billy's right.
Like if the more good looking quarterback is,
the more they're going to call you soft.
If in fact you exhibit any sort of softness.
Like Justin Harbert got to the league.
Everybody's like, oh, soft Cali boy.
But then he just started running people over
breaking his own rib.
And they're like, okay, we like this guy.
Yeah.
Here's the good news, Billy.
The Bears defense is terrible.
The Bears, what are you, what are you shaking your head?
Max is laughing, nothing, nothing.
What?
He's like, I'm upset about the fumble.
Max is just having a, laughing, having a great time.
Oh, that.
Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun.
I thought you were laughing at what BFD was saying.
Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun.
Let's go Chargers.
Oh man.
Hank, doesn't that stink to lose a bet
and have someone smirk?
Oh, it's disrespectful.
It's fine.
Oh, I love you.
Sorry for that.
I love you, Max.
No, I mean, we've just been going in circles.
The end of the day, Zack Wilson is the problem.
I still think the Jets are a very good team.
And they will probably win.
Next week, Billy, if Zack Wilson doesn't torch
that Bears defense, like that will be a very big problem.
Also, I think hopefully there's no wind.
Also, he was so scared of throwing interceptions
after the last game that when he was looking downfield,
he was hesitant.
But that is like, if that's an actual thing,
then he's just never going to be the guy.
But I think it's more of the whole, the Belichick effect.
I think it's, it was two in his mind.
The New York media is cruel.
Now don't blame Belichick.
Don't just blame the coin.
That actually makes more sense than the other stuff
that you're saying.
OK, so Patriots are now, the Jets have just like,
the AFC East is insane.
Every team is good.
And the Patriots are now in third.
Ahead of the Jets who fall to the last place spot.
All right, let's do some more.
Let's go to the next game, which actually is,
there's a link between the Jets Patriots game and the Eagles
Colts game, because the Eagles win 17-16.
And it was the first time the Eagles have won,
trailing by 10 points or more in the fourth quarter,
since the 2010 to Sean Jackson walk-off punt return.
Oh, that's crazy.
Which was the first thing I thought of when the Patriots
returned, I was like, oh, Sean Jackson,
miracle to Metal Land.
So Eagles survive what looked like a game
that they were going to lose, because they played sloppy.
The Colts came out, kind of punched them in the mouth.
And Jeff Saturday, Jeff Saturday is our NFL coach,
they kept on showing clips of him doing push-ups
and running around the stadium and all that stuff.
But the Eagles survive, and it feels
like one of those gritty wins that you
need if you're going to continue marching forward
if you're the Eagles.
Yeah, I mean, the Colts continued
to do what I think Saturday is going to have them do, which
is just be cover machines.
And they played physically.
And I read that going into this game,
that Saturday's emphasis this week
was just doing one-on-one drills and just making
everybody tougher, because we need to simplify everything.
Football is a simple game.
We make it complicated sometimes.
So he's just having them just work out, just get stronger,
and then everybody will be better at their job.
And so I got fucked up going into this game,
because it was a roof bet.
It was a roof bet.
And Jim Ursay pulled the biggest of all okey dokes.
I felt targeted by it, actually.
He tweeted out that the roof was going to be open on Sunday.
And Jeff Saturday had had the boys training outside
in the snow.
And then five minutes later, he put a psych on me and said,
no, we're closing the roof.
It was brutal.
I can't help but think that had some to do with the loss today.
But no, I actually do think that the Colts
are going to continue to be super physical.
Maybe not the most electric team.
Probably won't put up the most points.
But they're not going to roll over for anybody
like they were before.
First, opening drive TD the Colts
have had since Christmas of 2021.
So that's, I mean, right there, they're showing competency
that they haven't shown this entire season.
And it does feel like they're just
playing a little bit harder, more disciplined.
They still have huge flaws.
Their offense, after that opening drive,
they basically did nothing.
The longest drive they had was 34 yards after that.
So Matt Ryan still looks like a giant target back there.
Right.
And Jonathan Taylor, I mean, the Eagles defense actually
deserves a lot of credit, because they got gashed
on Monday Night Football against the commanders.
They got gashed in the opening drive.
And then their run defense kind of stepped up,
you know, nutted up and played really good
for the rest of the game.
And outside of the fumbles that they've had and the costly
penalties, they were able to right the ship in the second half.
Comeback win.
Jalen hurts.
Comeback makes the big plays with his feet.
I don't know.
I feel like this is one of those games that like the Colts,
or sorry, if the Eagles had lost, I've been like, uh-oh.
There's something wrong.
And now I'm looking at it, which is stupid,
because it's all reactionary, being like,
that's just a hard-nosed win, that you've
got to learn how to win those type of games if you're
going to have, you know, Super Bowl aspiration.
It definitely makes you feel better
if you're an Eagles fan after that game.
But still, I think there's some serious,
there's some issues.
I mean, the fumbles, like they had another one where, I mean,
Ajay Brown had got punched out, but still like the costly
turnovers, the costly penalties, like it feels like.
Well, their offense just also doesn't look as dynamic as it
was.
Yeah, they just run the ball.
Yeah, it looks a little like they're
playing with cement shoes on.
I didn't realize that Siriani was so emotionally attached
to Frank Reich, and that this had become a personal revenge
game for him.
I knew that they were boys, but I didn't realize,
like, after the game, he was like screaming at Colts fans,
being like, you know, that's for firing my boy.
And then in his press conference, he said,
you don't want to know what I think if he should be here or not.
You guys can probably imagine what I really think.
It was sweet to come here, especially with what
happened in this organization the last couple of weeks,
and get a win.
I'm emotional because I love Frank Reich.
He's one of the best damn football coaches I've ever been around.
I was hoping he and I could coach against each other in this game.
So he was like really pissed off about it.
Like, it was actually, in fact, personal for Nick Siriani.
I think Nick Siriani is just like a very emotionally
available guy.
He is.
He wears his heart on his sleeve.
It feels like he's always in the middle of having a temper tantrum
slash cry fest.
Yeah.
It's just always there.
It's kind of like when Max roots for the Eagles.
Yeah.
And he actually does look like he's
going to cry because he's so excited.
Right.
And he's saying said and he's just screaming shit.
Max, how do you feel about this win?
This was a gutsy win.
I feel good.
It was obviously a roller coaster of emotions.
After the first drive, I was like, this run defense is done.
There's no way we're going to be able to stop anybody.
We have Aaron Jones coming up and then Derek Henry right after.
And I was like, we're going to lose every single one
of these games because we can't stop a single person on the run.
And then out of nowhere, we just flipped the script
and defense tightened up and everything looked good
on the defensive side of the ball.
And then the offense went stale.
But at the end of the day, it was nice to see.
You have a drive to win the game.
And Siriani put the ball in jail and hurts.
Every big play was like, Hertz, you're
going to go get these yards.
You're going to go get these yards.
And it's nice to see your quarterback
be put in those situations and be outman, outman the other guy.
Are you a little worried about Nick Siriani
doing the trying to get them off sides?
No one has ever been bailed out harder.
Ever.
So for people who didn't watch the game,
there was a minute and I think 40 seconds left.
Or no, it was actually the two-minute warning.
Right after the two-minute warning.
So there's two minutes left.
The Eagles had two timeouts.
And it was fourth and two on the eight yard line.
And so you're thinking to yourself,
they got to obviously convert this.
But if they don't, they still will have, I don't know,
like 30 seconds left or whatever it may be.
And Nick Siriani has the guys go to the line,
look like they're about to kneel down or do a quarterback dive.
The quarterback sneak, but it was like from the two and a half.
They needed two and a half yards.
Right.
And the way they were set up was actually more in the victory
formation.
They had like two guys behind them
that were facing jail and hurts.
Right.
So then they call a timeout.
So now they have one timeout.
So basically, if they don't get the fourth and two,
the game is over and it's a jail and hurts sneak,
where it looked like he was stopped and then he gets it.
They win the game.
But yeah, that would have been a situation where Nick Siriani
would have had some tough, tough questions.
He also had to drive, which I was baffled by,
where they got the ball on, I don't know, their own like 15.
And he just ran the ball up the middle three times and punted.
It was like in the third quarter.
And it feels like, it feels like something about the play
calling, like what's going on.
You screamed at me from the cave about the drive.
I made you come in because I was going to be mad at you.
It was like we have eight different.
Get the camera on yourself, Max.
We have eight different TVs on.
And it was one of those things where it was,
we got the ball back.
I was like, all right, let's go on a drive.
Look over at another TV for a second.
I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
We're punting.
And then you were just like, they just ran three times
right into the middle.
I was pissed.
And I needed you to sit next to me so I could blame it.
And guess what?
I didn't even bet on the Eagles in that game.
This is where the Super Bowl future actually pays off
that I feel invested game by game,
being like the one seeds on the line.
So you're off the hook.
I think on those play calls, it wasn't so much about the play
call itself, but I think they were all read options.
I think that Hertz was misreading the read option
a lot today, which is, I don't know if it was something
different that the that the Colts were doing,
that they weren't expected for, but he was like consistently
making the wrong decision on whether to keep it
or whether to hand it off.
It just brought their entire offense to a standstill.
Luckily, I think, I think endemic and Sue might work out.
I think I am involved just in what I didn't realize they got to.
I think endemic and Sue might still be a fucking monster.
And they still get Jordan Davis back when,
when Sue tackles somebody, it looks like a crime.
It looks violent.
He tackles people in ways that you don't necessarily see
coming or other people do.
It looks like a small car crash.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, it was it was weird seeing him out there.
It was like, oh, shit.
Yeah, he is he is back.
What was he wearing?
Seventy four. Seventy four.
Yeah, that's it looks big.
That's an offensive line.
That's a bad number. Yeah.
That's a very bad number, but it makes him look big, though.
Like a chunky boy.
All right. So last thing I had about this game,
I think it should just be a rule in the world
that if you cry, basically cry on TV, you can't just pretend
it didn't happen and reverse your ways.
I'm talking about Bill Cower.
Bill Cower said today before, I think it was in the pregame
and at halftime, he said, you can see the immediate impact
of Jeff Saturday on this cults team. Bill Cower,
you cried last week because you cried.
You cried in front of us.
It's like the fucking it's like the Mark Brunel,
like Mark Brunel. I remember when you cried,
like you can't cry on national television.
They just be like, no, that wasn't me.
I didn't cry last week.
Yeah, he did cry.
And I believe he said it's a disgrace to the coaching profession.
He listed guys that were on that staff.
He listed Gus Bradley.
I don't know if Bill Cower has ever watched the NFL.
Yeah, Gus Bradley had a pretty good shot at being a head coach.
I think he had four years.
I think he averaged like three wins a season.
I think we have a pretty good idea what Gus Bradley can do.
And he lists John Fox.
He listed John Fox, who's been who has been in the NFL for 40 years.
Yeah, and he's had more than enough chances. Got a good idea.
I think Bill Cower just got mad because his buddies didn't get a job.
Right. And he I know he didn't actually there weren't actual tears,
but he cried because you could see like it.
You could hear in his voice and they did the thing that I love whenever
we get serious tone on on these pregame shows,
because it basically was like most of these pregame shows.
It's like you say something for 30 seconds.
You say something for 30 seconds.
Terry Bradshaw last, you know, kicked, kicked to Chris, right?
This was like two and a half minutes of Bill Cower
just getting the camera and nothing else.
Like everyone was sitting there doing their hmm.
Yeah. Good point.
Good point, coach. Good point, coach.
You cry. That's a cry speech.
And then you pretended it didn't happen when it goes to the solo shot on you.
And you're not you're talking to the camera because sometimes guys get little
monologues where they get to talk about some that's important to them.
But they always do the weird thing where they reach out and they like touch.
They touch the person's arm in the middle of it.
They're like, listen, I think it just got a great defense now this year,
but they got to figure out an offense and then they reach out and touch each other back.
This was just like Bill Cower.
He didn't cry, but his chin started to quiver a little bit.
Yeah. No, it was again, it was a cry.
It was a I don't even think Bill Cower can produce tears.
Actually, no, he is a cry coach.
He definitely is a cry coach.
Oop, Chargers just scored much time.
The clock for too much time on the clock for Patrick Holmes to tweet that.
But yeah, it was I just was shocked.
I was shocked that Bill Cower thought he could get away with just saying
you can see the impact that Jeff said. You made it take.
Just own it. That's why you were wrong.
You cried.
You can't take those tears back.
I actually think that that Jim Ursay is a secret genius for hiring Jeff Saturday
because it turns out Jim Ursay was right that he doesn't have all the baggage
that comes along with being an NFL head coach where you're afraid of stuff.
So it's like, yeah, just hire more.
I actually bet that if you had a competent offensive coordinator
and defensive coordinator, you could just hire straight up a raw guy
that didn't necessarily have any experience coaching,
but was like the ultimate motivator to Gary V.
Yeah. Imagine Gary V.
As an NFL head coach, quarterback would be pretending they they kill it,
kill themselves every morning.
The quarterback would be playing like it was literally their last chance to do
anything, kill your whole family every morning when you're in the shower.
I think Gary V would be a competent head coach
if he had a good offensive staff around him.
It is true, though, that there's there is something to be said
that Jeff Saturday does not care like he obviously cares that he wants.
He wants to win, but it's not like his entire profession,
his entire what he's worked for is this moment.
And if he fails, it's like, oh, my God, what am I going to do?
He's just going to go back to TV.
So he's fine. He's easy.
But yeah, the Colts are officially one of the friskiest teams in the end.
I feel like they're not going to win a lot of games.
They're going to be in every game.
I'm going to stick betting on Jeff Saturday until he proves me wrong.
Yeah. Monday football against the Steelers coming up.
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OK, Bill's 31 Browns, 23 in Detroit.
The thunder snow.
We got to see all the videos.
It was like extracting Marines from a hostile area
when we got to see all these videos of Bill's players
finding a way out of Buffalo.
I actually think that this game ball goes to Bill's fans.
Yes.
Because we had Bill's fans that would just show up.
I guess they just know where the Bill's live in their neighborhood.
Well, I think it's just right down the street, yeah.
Yeah, everybody lives probably in the same neighborhood.
So they showed up, dug them out of their own driveways.
And it was no joke.
It was probably like, I don't know, four, five, six feet of snow.
And shout out to the weather people out there.
The meteorologist got it right.
When I saw six feet of snow, it was like,
this is going to be like maybe six inches.
Right.
Like, trust me, I know a lot of times when people say
it's going to be six feet, it's quite a bit under six feet.
Right.
But in this case, it was actually accurately predicted
by the weather people.
Six feet of snow and part of Buffalo.
And then the north side of town, I think, got like nothing.
Yeah, no, that's how it works in Buffalo.
You can basically live in a different place
where half the team just didn't have to deal with anything.
The other half had to deal.
Who was it?
The offensive lineman, that the video that went viral of him
opening up the garage door and his dog just having to take a piss
and being like nowhere to go.
Just absolutely nowhere to go.
It was fucking insane.
So yeah, the bills got there.
They stupid on the on Dawkins stupid us.
We should have had like a little bit of foresight.
And I know this is hindsight is 20, 20, but long week for the bills,
getting there was very difficult.
All these pressures like you have to worry about your family
being snowed in all these things and they came out flat.
Like they look like shit for the first quarter.
And the and the Browns do what the Browns do in the first quarter.
They always have a great scripted drive where you're like, wow,
the Browns look good today.
Yeah.
And then the bills basically so the first quarter,
they went 15 yards for three points.
The next three quarters, they went 342 yards for 28 points.
So the bills, like there was a moment in time on Sunday
where I was like, are the bills and Eagles both bad?
And then they both kind of righted the ship and the bills,
especially so their offense looked great.
And that last drive in the first half and it was like, yeah,
they're back.
So bad news for the AFC because the bills figured out
how to run the football.
Yeah.
And so that's that's that's a nice, that's a nice little wrinkle
that they don't have to depend on Josh Allen to be like a superhero.
And basically like Robocop and run people over all the time.
They can now actually just hand the ball off and control
the clock that way, which their defense has got to be pretty
excited about not having to be out on the field all the time.
Big time.
And it just it gives them a different look.
And so defenses can't do the thing that they've been doing
against Josh Allen, which is trying to take it away.
Sometimes it works.
Sometimes it doesn't if he doesn't run you over.
But this is a big win, I think, for the bills
because it was a weird week for them.
Yeah.
It was very weird.
It was a really strange week.
I think it just cements that they're I'm not
pressing the panic button.
No, I mean, we're getting close to talking
about the panic button for the bills.
But last week was kind of a flukey loss at the very end.
And this week, it just kind of proved
that the bills are they're legit and also credit
to Stefansky for actually just running the football,
even when they're getting their ass kicked.
Yeah.
Later on.
Oh, yeah.
And the bills, that was the other part.
The bills ran the ball and they stopped the run.
Yeah.
Like they Nick Chubb had had 14 carries for 19 yards.
Yeah.
That's pretty hard to do against one of the best running
backs in the NFL.
And yeah, the bills, I do, I agree.
I don't think the panic button was ready.
If they had lost this game, it definitely
would have been because it would have been three in a row
and everything looks bad.
Now they have a short week.
I assume like they should just stay in Detroit.
I don't know if they are.
Well, Jared, Jared is laying his house out.
Right.
We've linked that up.
And so now they have another chance
like against the lion's team that's
starting to look decent to basically like if you can,
if you can win the Sunday, Thursday,
combo, it feels like you've won four games in a row.
Yeah.
Because you win games that, and especially
this Sunday at noon, like what we're sorry,
Thursday at noon, like they will win.
If they can beat the Lions on Thanksgiving Day,
they'll have won two games in what feels like two days.
Yeah.
Then you get the minibuy after that.
Yeah.
And you're good to go.
Yeah.
The bills, I still think the bills are the team
to beat in the FC right now.
Yeah.
Well, the Chiefs, Patrick Mahomes is just, he's stupid.
And they fumbled.
He is dumb.
He's stupid in just how good he, that throw he made tonight
where the guy was completely covered
and he basically turned around and the ball was just
in his hands.
Like he just makes throws that are absolutely insane.
This game is pretty good.
Should we, should we talk about this game?
Yeah, let's discuss.
All right, one last thing with the Bills-Browns.
As we wait for the Chiefs Chargers to come back on.
Sports Illustrated tweeting, Amari Cooper is him
after he scored the first touchdown of the game.
That's it.
It's over.
I know you said you had a point in like the week three
when someone did something, but like calling Amari Cooper
him for scoring in the first five minutes of the Bills-Browns
game in week 11 for a Browns team that has three wins.
That's it.
No more.
Anyone can be him.
No more.
Even Amari Cooper.
Yeah.
For me, it was that it was during the Eagles Vikings game,
the Monday Night Football game.
And it was like, who is more him?
Stefan Diggs or Jalen Hertz.
When I heard somebody say, oh, and that's the game.
Chiefs just scored a touchdown.
Too much time for Justin Herbert.
This is Patrick Mahomes is so fucking ridiculous.
I'm mad that Kansas City Chiefs fans get Patrick Mahomes
and I don't.
It's not fair.
It's not.
It's actually not fair.
Every team should get Patrick Mahomes to play for them.
Could you imagine going into every Sunday
and being like, well, like even if we suck,
like Mahomes will figure it out.
That's what they get to do.
Yeah.
Every Sunday.
Like the Chiefs fumble the ball with two and a half
or four minutes left.
The Chargers go down, score, take the lead.
There's a minute and a half left and it wasn't even a question.
It wasn't even a question.
I bet you if you put Patrick Mahomes as the quarterback
for every team that was losing at the start of the fourth
quarter, those teams would end up winning like 80% of the time.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It's not fair.
It's not fair Chiefs fans get to root for for this long
and like how good he is.
That's all I got about it.
No, I mean, I'm upset.
I'm very upset with him.
Anything else from this game while we talk about it?
I mean, the Chargers did look good.
Justin Herbert did look awesome, but it's
like the most typical Chargers game of all time.
Yeah, Kels is a beast.
Kidarius Tony out in the second half
with I think a hamstring injury.
Basically, Kidarius Tony is out in the second half
with being Kidarius Tony.
Correct.
But this is the perfect Chargers game
where you even had Mike Williams and Keenan Allen come back.
Mike Williams then went out with an injury.
They looked great coming out of the game.
Like, oh, shit, the Chargers are going to beat the Chiefs.
I feel like we've watched this Chargers game 100 times.
Justin Herbert makes a few wow throws.
You get tantalized by how good the Chargers could be.
Yes.
Yes, you come out of the game even if they lose.
Yeah.
The Chargers are good.
The Chargers, I believe, in this Chargers team.
Brandon Staley.
I'm surprised he didn't try to do this on that last drive.
Well, there are three timeouts, you should say.
The Chargers have three timeouts with 31 seconds left.
On that last drive.
They have Dicker the kicker.
And they have Dicker the kicker.
On that last drive, I would think Brandon Staley would
be the guy that would do a time-wasting thing
and take it down to the last three seconds of the game
and then give his guys a shot to just run the ball
into the end zone to win the game.
So there's actually not any time on the clock for Patrick
Mahomes.
You're basically playing against two people
at that point, Patrick Mahomes and also the clock.
And so Staley, he needs to figure out,
because it does feel like this happens to the Chargers
all the time.
All the time.
All the time.
And this will probably, like, yep, the sack.
So there goes one timeout.
I bet you they're going to get, like, one big throw
and maybe even a fumble, like a big throw where the guy's
just running down the sideline.
Looks like he's going to win the game and he just fumbles.
He's like, oh, Chargers could have won that game.
They're the most frustrating team ever.
Yeah.
They might be.
Well, because they always have the heavy burden
of expectations on them.
And they also have, they have a reasonably fun team.
Like, they have guys that are fun to watch,
like Austin Neckler's fun to watch, Bosa's fun to watch.
They just, Derwin James, when he's playing,
like fun to watch, Justin Herbert throwing lasers.
And it just never materializes into wins.
Yeah, Keenan Allen, I think, is the most underrated
wide receiver in the NFL.
Anyone says, like, oh man, if the Chargers had gotten
into the playoffs, watch out for them.
No, not watch out for them.
They would have gotten in the playoffs and lost by three.
In a game they were winning.
That's how every Chargers game goes.
Herbert.
Oh, that should.
And that's an interception game over.
OK.
Oh, the Chiefs win.
Chiefs are the best team in the NFL.
I'm confident in saying that.
I still.
Anyone want to say anything to the contrary?
I still like the Bills.
The Bills are just as, they're like one little notch
in terms of how they're playing right this second.
Because obviously the Bills went to Kansas City and beat them.
But in fact, I just feel like the Chiefs have had,
I don't know, they just, they're just so fucking good.
My home's is so goddamn good.
It's so consistently good.
I need the Bills to host the AFC Championship game.
That's what I need.
I think that's what I'd like.
When Pete Josh Allen doing his Josh Allen stuff
can beat Patrick Mahomes.
In Buffalo with that crowd.
But if it's a little less than Pete,
Patrick Mahomes is so consistently great
that it's like Chiefs don't matter what.
Yep.
OK.
Anything from that game, Hank?
You're not happy.
I was shocked when you told me that you didn't take the dog.
Oh, it wouldn't have mattered.
Yeah.
Well, the dog covered.
I would have.
Yeah, but I don't know how to do that.
Yeah, you do money like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, spreads don't matter.
No.
Yeah.
Nord is weather.
Yeah, Nord is weather.
OK, so anything else?
Bills, Browns.
No, the Bills are back.
The Browns suck.
They're just waiting for Deshaun Watson.
It's going to be really awkward when he comes in.
So we got what?
One more week?
Yeah.
One more week and he's back.
It's going to be very awkward for everybody.
It's going to be, are we just going to pretend
like everything's cool?
I think so.
OK.
I think that's.
I'm down.
As long as we're all on the same page.
I think that's just what we've all just, yeah.
Yeah, I'm just going to be like, OK.
I don't really know what is pervert.
Yeah, we're going to make fun of them.
Yeah.
And we're going to remind people he's a pervert.
But yeah, I don't know.
I'm not going to stop watching the NFL.
So this is kind of a moral crisis we're dealing with here.
If we really want to dig deep down.
You could put anything we'll get us to stop watching the NFL.
No, you could put if Putin was a quarterback.
I would do it on Sunday.
He would put on numbies.
He would, yeah.
He'd be afraid to tackle.
Air raid.
Air raid poops.
I mean, have you seen him on the rink?
Yeah, he's a beast.
But yeah, I think that's kind of why
Roger Goodell gets to do whatever he wants.
Because he knows idiots like us are like, we could talk a game.
Dude, we're going to watch the game.
They could have to Sean Watson play a game in like Sweden
at seven o'clock in the morning.
And I'm tuning.
I'm I'm DVRing.
Oh, shit.
I'm watching the all 22 after it's up there.
Yeah, first game in Sweden.
I wonder what the Sweden national anthem is going to look like.
It'd be amazing.
The pageantry would be incredible.
See, we're talking about before the show.
Your fandom is going to be tested this week
because you have the 3 AM Thursday game.
That's true.
And Carter.
Oh, yeah.
The whole like Middle East time.
That's something I'm not even prepared for.
It's Vikings, I believe.
You should just stay on our time.
I might actually.
That's kind of what I did when I was in Hong Kong.
Yeah, it's going to be it's going to be a mental battle for me,
for sure.
I think my plan is I just get up in the middle of the night.
I go to take a piss and I check the score
and then I fall back asleep.
That's the plan right there.
Yeah, that's good.
That's actually sounds like a perfect plan.
Yeah.
Commanders, Texans, Commanders 23, Texans 10, PFT.
Taylor Heinecke is good and the Commanders are good.
I think they're going to make the playoffs.
They could.
It's tough to say because we're playing as the Texans.
Yeah, but I think they're going to make the playoffs.
I'll give you the I want to hear what you have to say
about the game, but I'll give you the path.
Yeah, so I know that we have a path, for sure.
Yeah, because we have to beat the Giants.
If you beat the Giants, the last we have to beat the Falcons.
We have to beat the Giants.
If either the Giants sweep the Commanders,
the Commanders sweep the Giants,
the winner of those two games is going to go.
Yeah.
That's pretty much how it's going to shake out.
Yeah, so I did not realize this,
but this is the first time under Ron Rivera
that the Commanders have had a winning record,
like after week two.
Whoa.
So that's kind of crazy, even when we made the playoffs.
We were like six and nine, then I think we were like five
and maybe even five and nine, six and nine,
then seven and nine.
Do you remember that game against the Eagles
to end the season?
Yes.
Where they put in Nate Sudfeld?
So we've never had a winning record under him before.
So this is kind of foreign territory.
Taylor Heineke continues to,
I think now he actually might have the best record
of any starting quarterback on the Commanders
in their history under Dan Snyder besides Alex Smith.
I think he's now surpassed Kirk Cousins.
So he looks good.
He does everything right.
I think that he's what this team needs
because obviously whatever it was that Carson Wentz
was bringing the table from like an emotional standpoint,
wasn't really working.
But the way that Heineke plays, I think he's the rear guy
that people do play better around him.
Like if Zach Wilson had like a 10th of the dog,
that Taylor Heineke had in him,
then the Jets would be in a much, much better place right now.
And we get Chase Young back next week,
which I'm excited about, but I'm also a little apprehensive
about because their defensive line is kicking ass right now.
And we're doing it without Chase Young.
Just bring him in for third down.
And also Chase Young, he just looks awesome on the sidelines
as the cheerleader.
Yeah.
He's really, he finds his way into like every group
on the sidelines always hyping everybody up.
He's always got a cool hat on.
He just, he seems like a good teammate
to have like full-time cheerleader on the sidelines.
But he's also a pretty good football player.
So I'm pumped to get him back out there.
But I do think it's like, I think it's like 60-40
that we make the playoffs now.
I do too.
In my own brain.
I, six and five, I did the little calculus in my head.
If you even split the Giants, went against the Falcons,
went against the Giants, lost against the Giants,
lost against the 49ers, went against the Browns,
lost against Cowboys.
You'd be nine and eight.
I think nine and eight is going to probably get that seven spot.
If unless, like, unless like the Seahawks and the 49ers,
that's the only thing, get to nine and 10 wins,
I think nine and eight would get you.
And then if you beat the Giants, if you could beat the Giants
who are fading and we'll talk about them next,
you would, you would almost assuredly get in the playoffs.
Yeah.
If you go two and all against the Giants.
It's kind of a weird position to be in.
I don't really know.
I don't know how to handle myself.
And crazy.
The team starting to like come together and play exciting football
right as Dan Snyder is stepping away from the,
I don't think that's a coincidence at all.
I think, I think that it kind of like lifted a little bit of a weight.
Like it did for me as a fan, I'll tell you straight up.
But also like for the team, I actually think that it does make a difference.
I think it's like, okay, we don't have to deal with this massive distraction
all the time in the future.
Let's just worry about playing football.
I just dawned on me that there is not, I wouldn't say a good chance,
but there's a chance that in this room, I'm the only one who doesn't make the playoffs.
I just realized that.
Oh man.
That would suck.
I would like someone to join me.
That would be.
And not making the playoffs.
That would be awful.
The Jets, you point to the Jets.
All right.
So as long as someone, so that I'm not the guys, like everyone else got their fucking
big playoff game and I'm just sitting there like, well, this fucking sucks.
I'm starting to run into an existential crisis with a running back position because I do
love Brian Robinson and the story that he's had this year.
But also Antonio Gibson just seems like a much more dynamic running back at times.
Like Brian Robinson is great when he's just running into people's faces.
That's pretty cool.
But Antonio Gibson, he can get, you know, 12, 13 yards at a clip.
But on the other hand, it's like, I don't want to root against the guy that got shot.
Right.
You know?
That's what's in my mind.
Here's how you got to.
Here's how you got to do it in your mind.
Brian Robinson softens up the defense because he just mashes them and then Antonio Gibson
gets easier.
It's the old thunder and lightning.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah, I like that.
Our Eaton run.
That was the Lindale White and Chris Johnson.
Yeah.
Best defensive or best running back, backfield, nickname of all time.
Brian Robinson is basically loosening up the jar.
Yeah.
Antonio Gibson to open it up and be like, look, that was easy.
Smash and dash.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Okay.
No, that's good.
I feel better about that now.
There's a place for both these guys.
Yeah, there is.
And the Texas just suck.
Davis Mills.
Oh my God.
Jets would not be in the playoffs as of right now.
If the season ended now, Cincinnati would be seven.
New England six.
Well, the commanders wouldn't be in right now either.
Right.
I'm just saying like there's a world where enough things can happen where like all your
teams are very much alive and, you know, obviously Max and Jake are more than alive.
So yeah, Max is definitely going to make the playoffs.
I think you're definitely going to make it.
You two.
I'm not so sure about you two.
Yeah.
Hank and Billy.
You two.
You two.
You two.
I don't know what's going to happen with y'all, but your teams, they could go either way.
Coins.
Coins as we make it.
That's right.
I forgot about the coin.
So all this talk about the playoffs is making me terrified as a commander's fan.
So let's just say I'm optimistic right now.
Left hand is firmly raised and I'm just happy to be here.
Yeah.
And having a winning record and Taylor Heineke and people are asking questions about like
Taylor.
Is he the guy for the rest of the season?
Rivera said yes, he's which makes makes complete sense and it makes also like a world of difference
like knowing that you don't have to like that credit to Ron Rivera.
You don't have to play this stupid game of like, Oh, Carson Wentz.
He is technically like, you know, the first round draft pick and gets paid a lot of money.
We got to play him.
No, no.
Taylor Heineke's team.
Yeah.
They had to have a word with Heineke because he got caught drinking beer on the airplane
on the way back last week.
And so they I think they find him.
I think guys should be allowed to drink beer on the airplane.
Titans offensive coordinator.
Okay.
I think I think you should be allowed to drink beer on the airplane as long as you promise
not to drive after.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're all adults here, right?
Yeah.
You're going to make me fly sober after I just played an NFL game and won.
Yeah.
That's that's a coordinator guy, DUI for people who don't know after the win against the Packers.
Yeah.
But I think that's that's cruel and unusual punishment.
If you just won a Monday night football game, you should be allowed to have a six pack of
beer.
Yeah.
We're all adults, right?
This is America.
I thought this was America.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's true.
This is America.
I don't.
This has nothing to do with anything, but the can't lose parlay cash for the four straight
week.
Congratulations.
That's a hungry dog.
Oh, no.
No.
I was choosing.
I was going to take one today.
I chose a hungry dog.
And I was like in that split second.
Damn.
Let me stop being a bitch and take both.
Yeah.
Wow.
I do.
I responsibly take one parlay.
Okay.
Nice.
Yeah.
The Texans.
Oh, last thing I wanted to say about the tech or the commander, your karma is going to
come for you.
The fuck is that supposed to mean?
You just you win a couple can't lose parlors.
And then all of a sudden.
I won four row.
I can't.
I would love to go to last year when Hank was like, I'm the best gambler in the world.
I didn't see that hungry dog.
Cashed again.
You were.
Oh, yeah.
You were jealous.
No, no, no.
I watched you.
You listen.
If I didn't say big cat has the can't lose parlay one.
Yeah, you wouldn't have.
Oh, yeah.
You always did.
I didn't rub it in your face.
I didn't say big.
I was last time.
Can't lose parlay one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
You didn't say that.
You didn't say that.
I get angry all of a sudden.
I'm sorry.
You got angry all of a sudden.
God, I did.
I wanted to do more than half a week.
And you can't lose parlay one because I know it wouldn't have.
Oh yeah, you always did.
I didn't rub it in your face.
I didn't say big.
That was last time we can't lose parlay one.
You said.
It's just funny how you win like two in a row.
And all of a sudden.
Four.
All of a sudden.
ones in hit well no but that also oh really that was a winner that was a
winner and just is there yeah is there any way that you could be more like us I
bet the hungry dog every week and we're due okay plus 15 hundred saying that I
think you've changed tank I think your methodology's changed now I mean next
week will be in Hoboken so I feel much better about it okay yeah that will
change everything oh what does it say the commanders this was actually like a
classic letdown spot yeah where it the Texans are dog shit but the commanders
just beat the last undefeated team in the NFL on Monday football huge win then
they have to go back on the road to Houston short rest I like you get credit
in my mind for for not falling for those flat spots there are certain things that
you have to check off to be able to consider yourself a good team one would
be like a statement when yeah which is what we had last week and then the next
one is blowing out a team that you're supposed to blow out right and we just
blew the Texans right we just we just went down there and we went down and we
blew them yep and so that's what we had to do checked that one off the list I
think the next one is when a scrappy divisional game so that would be the
Giants game yep and again now I don't know what I can talk myself into for the
Falcons game this week but that's the next one on the list that I feel like to
take that step to becoming an actual good team you have to do yes I like that
that's actually a good like follow follow this these these rules here and you
can model yeah good okay next up Lions Giants Lions 31 Giants 18 I'd like to
apologize to Dan Campbell I was I wasn't calling for his job but I was saying
his job might be in jeopardy I don't think that's the case anymore three in a
row first time since 2017 he follows up his first road victory as a head coach
by winning his next road game the next week and the Lions they're back to like
the scrappy Lions they've won three in a row they have a huge game against the
bills like just think about this for a second if the Lions somehow beat the
bills on Thanksgiving Day what that's gonna be holy shit what's up with his
Lions team like this Lions team might be they could they could somehow get into
playoffs with the NFC the bottom the NFC is that is that bad what's the favorable
schedule to yeah what's the Lions recent record on Thanksgiving how you how
used to Lions fans like are they are they used to winning on Thanksgiving I
want to say they beat the Bears a couple years ago we feel like the Bears
played them so many times the last five years because I would just like to know
what it's like being a Lions fan and what your Thanksgiving Daniel beat them
though what that entire like setup is like for you guys your traditions on
Thanksgiving do you eat before you watch the game do you get do you get up
early and get drunk before and then eat afterwards do you have a big breakfast a
Thanksgiving breakfast how do you the whole Thanksgiving situation Detroit it's
always watch it with the game I think they eat Thanksgiving dinner with the
game on as they're watching yeah okay they take a nap in the second half it was
their first three game winning streak since 2017 yep that the Lions are on
right now they're definitely back to being frisky and it was a double win
today because the Rams continue to lose so their draft pick keeps increasing yeah
so that the draft pick that they got in exchange for it was the Stafford Jerry
golf trade yep so as Stafford continues to not play it turns out it actually
helps the Lions continue to improve their position for the future Jamal
Williams has been a beast recently three touchdowns today 64 yards it's it was the
lowest yardage for any three touchdown player this season that's kind of cool
it's a cool stat it actually reminded me that Jerome Betis game and I looked it
up and I forgot how crazy his stat line it was it like four yards Jerome Betis
had five attempts for three touchdowns and one yard oh yeah that's right 2004
that's incredible which is I think the best stat line of any player I loved
playing Madden with the bus yeah just running over people yep what do you got
Jake I know we lost once to them 2016 was the last one that was a four game
winning streak 13 who'd they beat the Bears the Vikings oh did they not beat
the Bears in 14 14 that's right and then we beat them what 18 no yes 19 19
okay I just wonder if like the city of Detroit has sadness from a Lions loss
baked into their Thanksgiving like they're kids that probably grow up in
Detroit that hate Thanksgiving yeah because they're like I have to watch the
Lions lose yeah although I think that's just same old Lions like just Sunday
it's yeah it becomes it's almost actually probably better because then you
have Sunday off no but it kind of ruins Thanksgiving for everybody no but I'm
saying the the Lions have been so and I don't want to make this about the because
it is big that they want in there they look like like they're actually building
something but the Lions are are so bad and have been so bad that I don't think
losses can affect Lions fans the same way they affect other fan bases anymore
like it's almost like you're just a resting this is what it is I just think
that it would be like adding a tradition to Thanksgiving where somebody
would just come over to your house and kicking the balls yeah yeah I mean it's
just but it that you get kicked the balls every Sunday anyway yeah so it's
true just another day like the last time they want to play off game was what
1991 yeah it's just so I just I think it's another day at the getting kicked in
the balls factory yeah I think they're almost like I and I don't want to speak
for all Lions fans but I bet there's like a general like well we just kind of
expect that this is gonna we want them to be good yeah but we also you can't you
can't get your hopes up every single year after a certain amount of years just
like this this is just this is what it is and now they're in a place where again
they could get their hopes up because they've won three in a row and they're
playing the Bills and if they win this game who the fuck knows the Lions would
be like holy shit like what are they putting together here so I was impressed
by them because they it wasn't it wasn't really even close like their defense
got Daniel Jones to turn the ball over which that's more on Daniel Jones but
Aiden Hutchinson looks awesome like that was you want to see those type of games
you got back-to-back weeks with with interceptions where it's like oh yeah
this is we made the right choice he's got as many interceptions as sauce
Gardner wow fascinating wow that is fascinating a defensive player the
work of the year Aiden Hutchinson is yeah you have a lot of things that you
can be happy about if you're Lions fan the defense is probably the big one
because it's turned around since it's by which it's turned completely around and
they're awesome against the run today yeah and we were talking about sake one
and we're like oh sake one's got at the time it was like seven attempts for nine
yards and the the strategy was sake ones you just keep feeding him if you're the
Giants and eventually he's gonna break one and that never happened today right
they just they they kept them bottled up today they did a great job against Daniel
Jones so yeah the offense is going to be your offense is fine the Lions have a
good offense but if the defense can even start to play like consistently
mediocre maybe even a little bit better than mediocre yeah yeah the Lions could
be they are a fun team but they could be actually good and they they actually so
that I think their bye week was after the Patriots game where they lost 29
and nothing and then they played the Cowboys which remember watching that
game it was a one-score game in the fourth quarter yeah they played the
Dolphins to a four-point game which everyone gives up points to the Dolphins
shut down the Packers the Bears was a shootout when that game and then they
shut down the Giants so yeah they're they've it feels like they've turned a
corner a little bit and Daniel Jones for the Giants side of it this does feel
like the air coming out of the balloon a little bit for the Giants because even
last week when they beat the Texans watching that game it was like the
Texans are losing this game the Giants aren't winning this game like in the
fact that the Texans just kept on getting close to them throwing picks or not
converting for for scores and now the the reverse of what the Lions have the
Lions have basically a Thanksgiving Day game that could change like everything
for the positive the Giants have a Thanksgiving Day that could change
everything for the negative because they have to go to Dallas and if they get
killed in that game now you're starting to like have some good long looks in the
mirror of a tough schedule down the stretch where you start seven and two and
it's like you're basically clinging on hoping to get to nine wins and get into
the playoffs yeah the the two games against the commanders have become like
those were those are wins earlier in the season yeah had penciled in now those
are like question they might have flipped the other one and then everything then
you don't know what to believe anymore and it sucks for Giants fans that you
had like if they don't make the playoffs it's going to be cruel because if you
had said to the Giants fans before the season like let's say they finished nine
and eight and missed the playoffs if you said you finished nine and eight and
missed the playoffs you'd be like that's awesome we're in like that's great year
one table this team is not very good because it's not a very good team but
the fact they started seven and two if they now missed the playoffs now it's
it's a cruel twist of how the schedule worked and how they started the season
it was awesome though when they applauded for Kenny Galladay who made a catch
today that was very and the crowd just went ape shit for them they couldn't
believe it it was great it was a nice it was a touching tribute to him yeah if
you're the Giants you at least have some things you can point at if they
if they end up going off the rails a little bit maybe they squeak into the
playoffs get blown out maybe they don't make the playoffs you're still in a
good spot as a Lions fan because you have I think fixable issues yeah I
think you just get you have to get some weapons on offense you have to have
people that can catch the ball and then run with a football down the field yeah
that's those guys you can find and they're out there a couple defensive I
mean like the Aidan Hutchinson if he is the player that he looked like today
and his look like in the last couple weeks like if you have one of the impact
edge rushers in the NFL everything becomes easier everything becomes easier
yeah like everything works a lot easier when you have that one guy who like a
TJ Watt we talked about the Steelers and what TJ Watt means to that Steelers
defense Aidan Hutchinson obviously isn't TJ Watt yet but like
that's the one position on defense that if he if he really is exceptional
it can make everything else easier for you he had a six spin move too as he was
returning that interception yeah I love it when when defensive guys that never
touched the ball try to like hit the Madden buttons on themselves yes that
was the best but yeah I do think that the Giants your problems are fixable
even if you end up stinking down the stretch this year and you know that
you've got a good coach and that you have a general manager that's not
Gettleman and so like the future is very bright if you're a Giants fan yes
yes we can see Jake I don't know if they would actually do it the league because
the Cowboys are such a big draw but in two weeks it's Colt Cowboys on the night
Giants commanders they do love doing that with the NFC East
but the Cowboys are a huge draw but it's the Colts
yeah yeah I love Dallas Dolphins not Niners could be a change I think that
comes down to if the Colts win what is it two weeks from now yeah the Colts win
next week I think they'll keep it Colts Cowboys and be like Colts are fighting
for their playoff hopes yes Saturday discussion the fact
we're having the conversation exactly although like if you're asking me
honestly I want to see you said 49ers Dolphins
that's a four o'clock game I could say I want that Daniel verse I want that game
you could flex that yeah that game that's something to monitor so if it
happens we called it Jake is an aside how excited do you
get during flex season trying to predict cool you should
you should maybe like do that should be those should be your picks
okay yeah like you should I mean separate but like I need yeah I need
and also let's keep track I think it's a 14-day notice right yeah
let's keep track of whether or not they they did a good job with it
so this flex tonight Charger's Chiefs great job great job great job great job
my fantasy flex league I that score is very high I just want maybe
maybe on all Steelers Bangles we got to it that was the original game that was
a good game too yeah maybe every Friday you can give us a
flex update like hey guys heads up two weeks from now
we're looking at this you got it yeah I learned all the rules though because
there's weird rules like CBS and Fox get first dibs to some games
you can protect them you can each team like max is out at like five
if there's any AWL who's just added to fantasy fuck boys and have a flex
position yeah yeah oh yeah perfect weird flex but okay yeah
and if there's any AWLs who work with work in NBC or any other and we can get
inside info on just how it works we're not asking for you to tip us off
yeah but just how it works in terms of the rules and stuff while I'm rooting for
a flex now we'll take a 13 I love it I love that the flex has become like the
new score agonist yeah no I want it advanced yeah like this team is keep
track of like which teams have never been flexed before yeah I'll look into it
Jake's eyes lit up yeah I'm like oh look at this two weeks from now yeah
watch out like I I like that I like seeing that in you flex in the city
yeah yeah nice yeah real flex no flex
okay next up falcons 27 bears 24 this is just groundhog's day
yeah so I got a question for you are you at all worried that just the act of
losing is going to get very familiar yes yes that's what I said last week in
terms of I would like for them to sprinkle in a win from time to time
and this game had every bears game that's
that's happened this year since Justin Fields like has started to ascend
he looked great he was playing great he made some great throws he made some
great runs he also had a couple throws that weren't great he threw a ball
directly off of I think it was his uh I think it was his right guards helmet
yeah uh that was tough but that's okay that's you know we can take that when
he makes the electric plays and then we got to a point you know the bear
bears defense had some issues the special teams had some issues
which we'll talk about quarter L Patterson get to the last
drive can we can we get down the field and maybe win this game
I do not know I actually think that Luke gets he the the guy who's calling the
players I think he's actively been given orders to lose games
because they started the drive Justin Fields hamstring was a little hurt
he starts it uh design quarterback run he bangs up his shoulder what does he do
with a guy who's got uh uh gimpy hamstring and gimpy shoulder he does
another design quarterback run and then on third down the check down that
it wasn't a good thrown ball Montgomery should probably should have caught it
but it wasn't like it was a bad pass by Fields and then rinse repeat the bears
lose by three Justin Fields looks great and yeah I would like to
sprinkle a little wind from time to time just to have him smile no I I've said
this if the bears finish this season three and 14 it's a problem
they need to win probably two more games mixed in with what Justin Fields is
doing and I hope if he's that if he's hurt even a
little bit they should be the most cautious with him like like
do not play him against the Jets if he is even a little bit injured yeah you
know what I mean like that this is not at this point we are we are
if we don't get a top five draft pick that's a problem in itself so what you
got to do right now is because he he does have the talent to be
like a generationally great quarterback if he's in the right system
you got to get him addicted to winning and turn him into a psycho yeah you got to
give him like he is very competitive a taste for winning and just have him
become a completely insane person that's that's
totally motivated just by winning yeah you got to get him into that zone and
that's not going to happen if if he just has to like get bitter every
single week and and get sad after games and
to his credit he did like he talked to the media and everything
afterwards but no he's he's a gamer he doesn't want to yeah even though he was
like injured and stuff during the game he could just like
skipped out on it and going home or it could have been like um you know
is there a problem though yeah or like it was windy in the dome you just got to
get him into that when he is hell you got to you got to turn him into a psycho
that's the thing and he is I think he actually is pretty
a competitive psycho and that he like we've talked about he doesn't really
smile I think he very very desperately wants to win
and uh yeah he made some electric plays and they fell short
and uh it sucks I would like for them to win and I want him to be healthy
and uh yeah that's it's Groundhog's Day every single game
the Bears have played since uh beating the Patriots on Monday football has been
the exact same like play really good
Justin Fields plays great defense special teams someone makes a mistake
and the overheads the overheads and they have a chance at the end and it falls
apart yeah like it's just I'm what and I'm not I'm not sick of watching it
because I he makes play like that I think it was the this is where the
guys who look at the box score I'll just never like either you watched it or he
didn't when he made that 10 yard scramble I think it was a second quarter
when it like a guy was tackling him and he shook him it was just like what the
fuck is going on and then he made that other uh scramble in the fourth to keep
the play alive for I don't know 15 seconds it
felt like and then hit someone like those plays are exceptional he's calm
he still needs to be better as a pocket passer because that's
that's what happened with the interception at the end I know that
those are like the things he needs to work on but yeah I think that the
interception at the end I don't think he was passing the ball to the running
back yeah I think he was throwing it to the
the receiver that was running the crossing right he might have been and
the running back jumped up and tipped it yeah to the receiver either way the
he does need to get better as a pocket passer yeah but everything else has
gotten so much better that uh that will come I've been very
confident that will come as for the Falcons
good win for them there has been some Desmond Ritter rumblings
so the report came out before the game that they're sticking with mariota and
as long as their uh playoff like eligible they're still alive in the hunt
um and mariota played okay today I don't know Kyle Pitts got hurt
which that sucked Eddie Jackson hit him low which
I don't blame like the defenders have no you can't go high
big well you can't well you can't go high so you like I don't know it's like one
of those tough spots for a lot of defenders now because you get if you
even go close to the head you get flagged for that but that sucked
and then Cordero Patterson is uh officially the best
kickoff returner of all time yeah he's got the record
this is crazy to me so he has seven career touchdowns
of a hundred plus yards yeah nuts seven career touchdowns of a hundred plus
yards no other player in NFL history has more than
three and I listen Devin Hester is the best
returner uh all-around returner he has I think 14-punt returns in his career
I'm a Deion guy Deion guy but he Cordero Patterson
is objectively the best kickoff returner at this point yeah he has nine
he broke the record he has nine kickoff returns and what do you say seven over
a hundred seven over a hundred yards which is crazy to me like that's
that's so many like to me that's what's up Hank what's that
X oh Dante Hall Dante Hall you were Dante Hall guy
the human joystick yeah I mean he what he had he had that
like him and Josh Krebs both had a moment where it was
more than a moment a few years where it was just like oh man these guys are
awesome Dante Hall was uh I think it was because I was a kid too but he was he
was a swaggiest dude he was he was I think he was the most fun to
watch when he had the ball because he would make like seven guys miss on every
return and he would run backwards and like juke
he probably he had more jukes he was the the best juker that I've ever seen
Cordero Pat well Devin Hester had a ton of jukes too but
yet Cordero Patterson the craziest part about him
is he he shouldn't be that fast he's so big he's so big and when he doesn't
even look like he's that fast like he doesn't look
um I'm trying to think like Tyree Kill obviously when you see him run you're
like oh fuck this guy's so much faster than everyone yeah
he just it's one of those deceptive things where it's like he's just running
faster than everyone it doesn't look like he's
this uh crazy twitchy muscle guy but he's so much faster than him he takes those
long strides yeah he gets going and he wasn't even really that much of a uh
he wasn't ever used as a running back when he was on the Vikings remember he
came on part of my take and we asked him if he was going to be like
time on gummary yeah and start to get some carries he was like yeah I'd like
my coach to do that and then his chain started bouncing off the microphone
and we're like damn this guy's cool yep he's extremely fast yeah
so yeah he's uh I think we put him as a first ballot
haul of very good but now I don't know like
it might be a Hall of Famer well Devin Hester should be a Hall of Famer so I
I think that yeah Cordero Patterson plays for a couple more years
he's in the part of my take he probably needs to play a couple more years
we should make yeah we should make our own Hall of Fame we should
he's definitely he's the number one kick returning guest
and well no because Devin Hester came on the show yeah they're both in there
they're both in there yeah okay we have the best we have the best
Hall of Fame for kick returners that's true we gotta get Dante Hall on and we
have Deon and we have Deon yeah that's true so we do need Dante Hall on the
show yeah and we need to get Josh Kribs yep we'll complete
we'll we'll collect them all um yeah so Falcons I don't
nothing else I mean this is good win for them the Bears aren't good as a team
I don't delude myself like I think they're not bad they're not bad
they're not good yeah no like if the Bears are on TV I want to watch that game
well yeah Justin Fields makes it must watch but yeah as a like a
totality like as a football team yeah I don't think they're good
uh I jump it back to what you said about Desmond Ritter and the Marcus
Mariotta situation the way that I saw it made it almost seem like it was
it was a defeatist proposition that the Falcons had where they said
we're gonna keep Mariotta starting yeah until we get eliminated from the
playoff on it wasn't so much optimistic like we're trying to make the playoffs
right now it was just like we're gonna keep them in here for a couple more
weeks yeah and then when we're officially eliminated
we're gonna make the switch to Ritter yeah and I was just thinking
hypothetically maybe Falcons fans can can educate me to what they believe or
what they think if you're a Falcons fan do you truly
want to go back to the Super Bowl again uh probably not like in your heart of
hearts no knowing knowing that like if you lose
again it's just it's gonna be horrible I think if you gave Falcons fans if you
said to Falcons fans
you go to the Super Bowl there's a 95% chance you win but there's a 5% chance
you get 28 to 3 again I think they'd be like no thanks probably not yeah I think
it'd be like 99 and 1 or could you like right now if you were saying and then who
wouldn't like one's never gonna come up right yeah Hank
our Falcons fans if you if you were to take this right now
would you go to the Super Bowl knowing that you'd have to play against Patrick
Mahomes in the Chiefs no no I would no no no no no chance
no chance no way right no thank you like it's it's not worth it to go through
that whole week no you have to do like media day and
everything like that be up in the game at some point
yeah it actually sounds awful no no definitely not
maybe a nice like if our Falcons fans like maybe a nice
divisional wild car weekend we yeah give me a win in week one and we'll go on the
road play the one seed and lose like the early Saturday game yeah let's win that
and then week two yeah we'll kindly bow out and take our bowl and go home yeah
then that was fun that was a good season um yeah I like that that's a that's a
good hypothetical and I I agree probably not I'm curious to know what Falcons
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and best shades okay uh oh i had one last thought about the bears i forgot to
mention is Justin Fields can i count his greatness
uh both on the field in his play but also the fact that he
does just enough to lose every game yeah to get the team better
is that part of his greatness yeah right can i spin it that way like he's
he's so great on the field and then he's so great in knowing
just when to stop being great so the team can be
future great put that on a quote board i think i think you know um
that this is not a good place to get yourself into because
you don't want to make a major facet of your new quarterback that he's great at
losing right but right now he's it's good for the
all-time losing is great for getting the team
better yeah overall so he has pretty much perfectly
played like enough he's played well enough to be like
holy shit i've got my guy but also at the same time
he's not actively damaging the future of the draft right it's basically next year
if they if they load up next year and he's still losing gains by three points
then we can have the discussion like what's going on but right now he's
just setting himself up to be even more future great
i i did see the take out there and i hope i kind of hope it gets started
because uh it's it's a fun discussion to have
should the bears sit just in fields for the oh i i saw that one pussy
i saw a bubble up he was like you should you have to sit just in fields rest of
season no you fucking don't dude he's a football
player who wants to play football and he's still growing i love i love the
fact that we're having the conversation that's like yeah i saw that in order to
get in order to get better at football sometimes you have to play football
yeah and and guess what justin fields as great and as excited i am
about him he still has a lot of things he has to work on i'm very open about that
yeah i do think the the difference is i don't think he's a finished product i
just think that he what i've seen he will be a finished
incredible product are the bears wasting justin fields prime i saw that and i
was just like holy shit what a pussy i do
if he is even like a little bit hurt though like if his hamstring
don't play him again oh yeah of course like if you know if he has a soft tissue
injury give him an extra week even after your recovery because that shit is not
like that's not worth it but yeah he has to play the rest of season but yeah if
he's healthy you don't you're not shutting him down yeah he's every
game is a learning experience yeah he's getting better every week so why would
you do that yeah that's a crazy take but i i it's basically the like i like
that somebody's putting it out there just so we can dunk on it yeah it's like
guys like playing like uh four games in college and then opting out for the
rest of the career i just want i want somebody to ask dan dockets that question
so you can just say my ass my ass my ass my ass my ass he sits out yes um all right
saints 27 rams 20 uh we did not have this game on tv uh because we are
protesting denis allen's choice to have andy dalton be the quarterback
andy dalton actually played well but it did james winston came out and said
it hurt his soul uh to not be playing the rams are a complete dumpster fire
matthew staffer gets hurt uh i think he had another concussion so it's weird
because he he got uh into the concussion protocol during the week this week right
but there's no clear evidence of when he took oh wait no that was last week yeah last
week yeah and so there there's some weird stuff going on they're not exactly
sure what's going on i don't think he was ever diagnosed with a concussion
but he was like somewhat in the concussion protocol and then they took him out to
evaluate him for another concussion this week it's just very weird it's very it's
very strange i don't know what's going on there shon mcvay has lost four games in
a row for the first time in his career uh seems like he'd be much happier just
being on television once a week talking about football well no pft because we
just talked about it with jesson fields the rams will get a better draft pick
that's true oh wait wait no that wait a second that go that go that goes to the
detroit lines yes so the more they lose the more that the detroit lines continue
to stop where the detroit lines just like absorbed all the fuck them picks energy
from the rams that would be great and load it up on picks
and what if what if the lines just become a dinosaur what if the lines become a
dynasty and we look back at the staffer trade and we're like that that was like uh the uh
rocket ish mile trade where it's like holy shit yeah they the rams one one the lines one for
yeah it what i what did you get matt stafford what did you what did it cost you everything
everything um i the rams are so sad now instead of like recapping and trying to figure out i mean
brace perkins came into the game who's been on the rams roster since 2020 uh he played it
virginia and then he played somewhere else too before that i can't remember off the top of my head
but uh i do like that we're like warming up for the brice young era because that's the
i think he's the second brice ever to play quarterback in the nfl so we're getting like
more custom we get into brice yeah it's a price price petty uh for a while for the jets now we
have brice perkins but the rams like they're so depressing uh that my entire like recap of the
game was just immediately go to their schedule and be like do i have to watch them in prime time
for the rest of season and the answer unfortunately is yes twice in back to back weeks
can we flex that out uh we can't flex those out actually i think they have a very late
buy so one of them it might be no no it is back to back weeks they play the raiders on thursday
night football that's gonna suck and then they play the packers on monday night football the next
week imagine espn being like yes we got rams packers in the middle of december what a fucking coup
for us by the way holy shit weeks is also eagles titans so that's another one that could be uh flex
oh for sunday football yeah so it's my flex of the year okay that's your flex okay are you calling
right now that well i don't know who tony it's gonna get out eagles titans is gonna get out
no colt cowboys oh colt cowboys oh that dolphins niners oh you're saying the colt cowboys your
flex of the year that's out yes wow he's calling his shot folks we gave him a little bit of power
he's gone way too far with it okay if you don't get this then you lose all credibility it's almost
like when you didn't put wisconsin in the tournament okay and i'm still here yeah well barely uh
uh that's i'm joking jake i do like this flex of the year now i'm now i'm invested we better wake
up and hope when is it when did it when's the week so let me check okay yeah what if the deadline
passed what if the deadline already got null no are you no void no no no no you would know for one
you went flex of the year you just went flex of the year on us that was a fast you can't take
back this loss you can't be like bill cower taking back your flex you're right you're right uh but
yeah we have to watch the rams two more times uh versus raiders thursday night football at packer
i saw a report that that cooper cup was out for six to eight weeks just say he's out for the year
yeah at this point well cooper cups one of those psychos that definitely will be like week 18 let
me play i'll train i'll train yeah all in for week 18 dude loves football um as for the saints i'm so
sick of their shit i just don't like i feel like they're just gonna keep doing this where they lose
a game everyone's like holy shit stop playing indy dalton then they win a game like oh indy dalton
i mean they have the only thing i can say nice about the saints is juan johnson looks very good
is a tight undrafted tight end and then chrysalovia is the real deal which is nice because that's
that's a that's a high draft it is chrysalovia had the one long touchdown today and then also uh
tason hill got in the action a little bit good so he got in there he got 10 carries i think for 50
yards that's fun keep doing stuff like that make make your team tolerable to watch to watch that's
all we want because i the nfl is a better league when we're able to have their games on our television
in the gambling cave yes i like and the saints uniforms they were incredible yeah they were i love
those i and that that's the only reason why i'm a little bit upset that we didn't watch the saints
today is because i could have just looked at those uniforms yeah for three and a half hours those
were great uniforms uh yeah i'm looking at the saints uh this year they've gone they won their
first game they lost three in a row they won they lost two in a row they won they lost two in a row
they won so bet on the 49ers and buccaneers the next two weeks yep and then they'll beat the
falcons yeah they'll follow this up with two straight losses uh yeah and then i could see them
losing to the browns and the eagles and then beating the panthers yeah so this is going to be their
whole season i kind of i like that yeah you're consistently inconsistent i'll say it again
denis allen um if you don't have james winston or tason hill taking snaps against the bucks on
monday football december 5th i'm going to jump in front of a bus that hurts my soul 12 days is
the flex deadline so monday or tuesday wow so like tomorrow tomorrow we are on flex the year
watch jake i need you to explicitly say what your flex of the year is well i don't know which
games that you know he's saying that cults cowboys will be flexing it out that is the ballsyest
thing you can do to flex out a cow yeah you're coming out of the gate hard but like your first
one like you put your nuts on the table yeah yeah oh yeah yeah no it's listen it's a thrill like if
it's a jaguar's titans like come on yeah you're right you're going you're going big game hunting
yeah like they won't flex out the cowboys no no no our boy flex of the year he called the flex master
all right so so give me your your power rankings in terms of which one you think is most likely this
is so excited to get flexed in i love the flex master you got you got your eyes on three games right
giants commanders is third okay so it's between dolphins niners and eagles titans
eagles are playing sunday football next week will they do it that's true will they do it though i don't
think they'll do it again also titans doesn't really move the needle yeah i'll go with dolphins
niners that feels right that feels right but they're also like allergic to having the dolphins on
sunday football right because that was the first time in since like 2010 oh wow wow you really
pained yourself into a corner here this is gonna be great all right well everyone turn in
you can't oh well there's no no no no no it's very well that's not that no no no no well say that
word again on the show don't oh well if you lose this i want i want real tears okay for the awl
if you lose this you have to you have to drop another f-bomb you have to say i fucked up i'm
jake marshan i fucked up don and then the other f-bomb too yeah you gotta drop that one the brennan
we're gonna make jake go brennan all right uh yeah saints whatever dude uh ravens panthers
another game we didn't have on which this was the correct choice nailed it um ravens defense
is as good as we thought like they were it's a bummer i feel like pj walker could have won this game
baker mayfield was back in it was a tight game then the ravens defense had three turnovers in the
fourth quarter alone uh kind of just like we're like all right enough with this shit and won the game
and uh yeah i don't really depend i guess i'll say not something nice about the panthers i actually
think the panthers depending on how the draft goes they might be my bounce back team next year
they'll have a new coach their defense is good like their defense is pretty good and has some dudes
they still have dj more i'm gonna i'm gonna preemptively say panthers or yeah panthers bounce
back team next year i think a lot has to do with who they hire as a coach though that too that too
right um the ravens have led by double digits in every single game this year yeah so the ravens
they can beat they can warp any team in the nfl yes that's what i'm taking from that and they're 23
and three uh lemar is 23 and three against teams with losing records so he's like pretty consistent
that he beats teams that are beneath them you get credit for that you do get credit for it uh yeah
you can't really learn that much about the ravens you you beat the panthers their defense is i i the
the super old future i made on the ravens is based on their defense i i mean lemar is it's
gonna basically be defense and lemar being electric just yeah if lemar catches fire in the playoff
and and they did uh because they do not have wide receivers but demarcus robinson was great
today so maybe that's the answer maybe he and i mark andrews isn't back yet i don't believe i
but i i played he did play okay he did he did so yeah that was going to be my excuse for the
ravens offense sucking and that's gone well the ravens offense it will it will occasionally
suck yeah that's just kind of who they are as a franchise that's who they've they've been for
quite some time once in a while you're going to be like wow this team is just painfully bad
right principally but anytime you have lemar on the field it's like okay any carry he can take
it 70 yards right and i i i'm basically my faith is in the ravens defense lemar being electric
justin tucker being electric i i also yeah justin tucker that's that's essentially like not right
that's the formula that i'm banking on for them to make a deep run that motherfucker don't miss
he doesn't tucker i am i admire the ravens commitment though to not ever having a good
wide receiver yeah it's actually great it's a good running bit that they've had for i don't
know like what since ankwan bolden maybe that lemar since he is uh his own agent maybe that's
what he says he's like i will take i will take the initial deal you gave me you have to get me
three wide receivers yeah package three do you think lemar is going to be so good at being his own
agent that he's going to represent other players too he should i'd be sick yeah lemar it like lemar
should like lemar should call erin rogers and be like you think you have a bad bro come on
like they they tried to bring in fucking des des bryant like 10 years after he was good
or yeah yeah pretty bad he was a tight end that was their answer and he immediately got covid
remember that yes if the other guys in the league were smart and they wanted lemar on their team
if i'm like a wide receiver on i don't know uh what's the team that's like a quarter but if i'm
a wide receiver on like the uh let's say garret wilson okay team is he on garret wilson yeah
where's garret wilson it's a good question is what team is he on jets oh
oh yeah okay random i just picked a random so if i if i was garret wilson or braxton barrios we
can pick any one of these guys hypothetically i would say lemar you can be my agent so you even
get a taste of my contract if you sign with the jets the jets would win the super they would
right now if if listen if everybody on the jets yeah committed right now and said we're all firing
our agent and lemar is going to represent all of us so he gets whatever it is five percent
10 percent i don't know what is in the all future of all our future earnings of any contract that we
signed lemar jackson would be a jet next year 100 that would be yeah you should do that if your defense
is mad enough they should reach out to lemar yeah they should be like we want you to represent us
well we gotta get the off season and in that meantime we'll have to make do i just want to see i
want to see lemar go to the jets just so billy's to be like he's never gonna get hurt yeah
yeah no the jets would i think we said yeah we're like i was it a conversation today or
might have been earlier this week was like lemar on the jets would be incredible yeah
there's such a 17 and oh there's such a good defense like why not uh okay
round and off we have three more games raiders broncos somebody's got to win this game the
thaniel hackett and then almost we almost had a tie and they forgot about davante adams who
torched him for the game-winning touchdown on the opening drive of overtime and i guess like
this is just a this is one of those games where it's like the winner can you really celebrate and
the loser you're really sad yeah i personally would have guarded the one good player that the
raiders had if i was the broncos i think patrick sirtane sirtane was on him which socks because
he is an electric quarterback nobody was on him yeah no one no one was 11 yards of separation 11
yards yeah that's that's probably being generous he was he was wide open uh it is really like a
thank god we didn't lose situation if you're the raiders it's like okay well i'm not getting
fired after this game yeah and probably not because mark davis is a broke boy is a broke boy
yeah uh nathaniel hackett is is pulling out all the stops oh yeah he gave up play calling duties
before the game he announced that he was no longer be calling the plays wait so now he has
like clint kukubiak clint kubiak he's also got friends with office manager brett yep he's got
omb an assistant that he brought in uh that's now like handling some of the game time decisions
for him yeah in terms of like when to go for it different play calling parameters and then this
guy who's newt now job is actually to call the plays so i'm not really sure what it is nathaniel
hackett's doing anymore um he's just like hanging out yeah around the facility he's fist pumping
he was pretty fired up at points in this game he might be doing some like part-time
doctoring i don't know that's a passion of his i like the broncos uniforms in this game
they were incredible yeah the all orange is all orange um and russ wasn't terrible except he had
a terrible moment um basically the reverse of taylor heineke where at the end of the game
it was two after the two minute warning raiders had burned all their timeouts third and ten for
the broncos and he scrambled and just threw the ball like at his receiver's feet and it's like dude
just take a sack there and there's another 40 seconds to go off this clock and now the raiders
are you know no timeouts a minute and 20 instead of no timeouts a minute and 45 and the raiders were
comfortably able to get down the field to to tie the game it was just what are you doing dude
what are you doing that's that's a that's a 10-year quarterback like you can't make that
mistake yeah it's it's funny looking back as to what this offseason was telling us about this
division because we're like oh man this division is going to be insane the raiders awesome they
got josh mcdaniel's that offense is going to be incredible broncos russell wilson new head coach
comes from green bay russell wilson great quarterback they're going to let him cook
broncos are going to be awesome didn't you said during the stream that you you bet on the broncos
to win the division i might have i i mean no listen yeah maybe i'm joining you in shame because
i guarantee you i someone go find the clip i was like watch out like if the broncos are good this
year russ mvp yeah because there was like couldn't be worse those two takes there was there was uh
zero balls that touched the ground at the practice that we went to that one time could not be worse
like you can't think of a worse take than broncos to in the afc west russell wilson although those
are that's a combined parlay if one happens the other happens and i'm pretty sure that we were
suffering from the altitude two when we're out in denver when we were there probably had some
mushrooms in our system big guy and it was uh it was it was a bad take but it's funny because we
spent the entire offseason talking about how like different and crazy this division is going to be
and it's exactly the same yeah as it's ever patrick mahomes which is awesome patrick mahomes will
kick the shit out of you and suck your soul yeah uh the chargers will be frustratingly good
and consistently lose close games um the raiders will will will every now and then show a flash
where it's like oh my god this is the raiders offense and derrick car will be a very likable
yeah kind of sappy guy but you feel bad for um who's the guy in game of thrones that constantly
get was it uh gray joy the guy that gets his dick cut off yeah reek reek yeah that's that's derrick
car he's like he seems occasionally to have his heart in the right place he kind of root for him
sometimes but other times it's just like this guy's being tortured his whole life and then the broncos
have a amazing defense they're the exact same team as last year and then can't do shit offensively
the broncos would be nine and one now if they scored 18 points in regulation every game if they
scored 18 points in regulation there'd be nine and one yeah they're the exact same team they just
it's free money i don't want to say it's free money it's free my game over responsibly the
broncos under every week is free money they just they they have the perfect combination of a very
good defense even without bradley chubb and a horrific offense so with hack it we always talk
about like the coaches saving my job moves giving up the play calling i feel like that's that's a big
one that they can do sometimes yep um another one would be benching the quarterback so i was
thinking about it if you were russ if russell wilson had any semblance of being a normal person
um i think that like maybe after thanksgiving so somewhere in like week 14 15 yeah just hammy
i'm out for the year yeah just just just wash yourself from this year because you are on the
broncos for the future you're stuck with this team they're stuck with you probably more they're
stuck with you just hit a a complete like men in black refresh i'm out play the rest of the season
i come back next year new team yeah like you have to do that because at this point
russell wilson starting week 18 and just sadly being the same russell wilson has been terrible
this year and again he wasn't that bad today uh i just you have to like you have to just flush this
and you have to bury this entire season right so there's there's zero chance that he gets benched
if he did get benched i'm pretty sure that they just fired at the end of hacking immediately
right but he comes down to two of them he should take he should he should he should do it himself
i'm super excited to see what russell wilson does this offseason because he has to he has to
change him he has to reinvent himself and i'm i'm just pumped to see what like deep dark hole of
pseudoscience he falls down and gets super committed to yes for the next like five months because
it's gonna be some fucked up stuff he's probably gonna do like an entire documentary special with
queneth paltrow yeah goop just yeah i'm gonna make candles at my butthole yeah goop russell
wilson's goop i'm looking right now we have one more prime time that's going to get flexed
what week is that and they might not flex that because it's patrick holmes
patrick holmes verse uh brosco you know what i'm making that my flex of the year oh yeah it's coming
off now if we both win yeah you would root for that you're so nice but how can you not root for
you to win in him to lose no that's just a normal guy oh i want you to lose my rally my i want to
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the Bengals looked bad in the first half and then the Bengals are back
four touchdowns for Joe Burrow Joe it looked bad like Joe makes him was got hurt and then the second
half they completely shut down the Bengals defense I don't know what they do just every
every halftime they come out and they're a different unit and then Joe Burrow looked good
and P. Ryan scored I think three these three touchdowns it was yeah it was like oh this is
the Bengals and I thought about it and I looked back and if you're a Bengals fan it's been a weird
start to the season because there have definitely been points in time where you're like oh that
this Bengals team is a flash in the pan last year they're at the exact same point they were
last year last year week 11 they were six and four they then finished the season week 18 they
had already clinched the division they finished the season on a five and two run playing the you
know that big win against the Chiefs go to the go to the Super Bowl like everything in front of them
I feel like I know that like years aren't you can't be like oh it happened last year so it's
going to happen again but if you're a Bengals fan you got to be in the back of your head being like
oh look at the schedule we're six and four we got a big game against the Chiefs in a couple weeks
like we have basically the same setup where if we just get everyone healthy and and put it back
together yeah we're going to be in the exact same spot going into the playoff and you might get
Jamar Chase back and Jamar is right now reached the point is rehab where he's just he's just pretending
that he's not hurt yeah he's like you know what they're telling me that I need to be using the
crutches I'm just not going to do that I'm just going to come back and play football so you can
if you're a Bengals fan you can be like I have every reason to be optimistic about what's going
to happen at the end of the season as long as we never have to play TJ Watt again because I feel
like TJ Watt does get in that reception was so insane it was insane it was nuts I've never
like a wide receiver probably wouldn't catch that ball most of the time is he's such a freak he's an
absolute freak he's disgusting and he's just a guy that I think he's he's kind of owned Joe Burrow
for the last what three matchups that they've had two two interceptions in two games this year and
then I think last year you also you played pretty well against him yeah that's a guy that would start
to haunt your dreams a little bit absolutely Joe Burrow but if you're a Bengals fan you are saying
like we it's crazy that they're in the exact same spot yeah at times looked great at times looked bad
but they have everything in front of them and if they get on a little mini run here in December
where again big game against the Chiefs like at home against the Chiefs in two weeks they don't
overlook the Titans but this is like the the Bengals are it's deja vu all over again where it's
like we're gonna be sitting here in late December being like are they good yeah I've lost some weird
games but yeah they're good I'm actually very comfortable with where we are with the Bengals
right now which is if you were to say like do we need to be respecting the Bengals more I'd say
no I think we're respecting the Bengals the perfect amount I think they are if they win if they win
both of those games against the Titans and the Chiefs then yeah we do need to be respecting
them but right now I feel like I have a I have the proper amount of respect for the Cincinnati
Bengals here here's what I'll say about the Bengals in terms of uh six and four five and five teams
in that range they're by far the most dangerous like the the the Patriots the Jets uh and the
Chargers are all in that six and four five and five maybe even throwing the Colts of four and six
like the Bengals are in that group you're like yeah maybe it's because we just saw it last year
but there's just something about Joe Burrow and the way they play defense in second halves of games
like yeah they might just put it together and just go on this run again my instinct was to be like
no the Chargers are my favorite yeah right but but then if you put the Chargers against the Bengals
I think the Bengals just whooped the dog shit out yeah of course they do and and I did like that they
went with the uh the Siberian Tiger look I like it but I didn't like it on the road no I'm still
getting used to it so it's like when you run into your teacher at the supermarket and she's wearing
clothes that she doesn't wear to school and you're like oh this is weird I feel strange like I know
that you're the same person but you look different like I understand that it's the Bengals that are
playing this game but I'm not used to it enough yet yeah my my sidebar my son we walk by his school
the other on Saturdays like yeah my teachers live there yeah like yeah you're right they do they live
there it's very true yeah but yeah the um I can't wait till they break it out in snow yep because
in the cold today looked awesome when they break it out in snow it's gonna look awesome uh but yeah
I think we're right we're at the perfect spot of the Bengals we have a healthy right the right
amount of respect they're not as good as the Bills and Chiefs right now yeah but that doesn't mean
they can't beat them in January yeah it because Joe Burrow can do anything the fact is like the
Steelers Steelers could have beaten them today if the pigeons showed up yeah that's true pigeonless
game and Kenny kind of showed some flashes one second half wasn't great yeah but that's the
Bengals defense I would like to see the ball jump out of Kenny Pickett's hands a little bit more
and that drop by George Pickett's at the end obviously they ended up scoring um but yeah that
was uh I don't know I if you're the Steelers like you just want to be in these games TJ Wappie
healthy and Kenny Pickett shows some flashes yeah that's about it we also had the um which is crazy
we had a 111 stat line Trent Taylor for the Bengals one catch one target one catch one yard
hell yeah love it Statholes sports tip me off to that that's just I don't know it's fun yeah it's like
it's a fun snow stat yeah that's a fun stat to look at be like oh he had one yard I bet I bet
you Trent's listen to this right now yeah he is South Trent 111 yeah you're in our 111 club uh is
Joe Mixon really hurt what happened to him I don't know I don't know if he's really hurt but like they
don't they don't lose that much and Joe Mixon is a good running back but they don't lose that much
when Perrine gets in yeah and the fact that they want they've been winning well I guess uh they
this is off the buy so they did lose to the the Browns but they can never beat the Browns
but um oh no they played the Panthers last week the fact they're winning these games without
Jamar Chase oh wait they beat the Panthers yeah no the Panthers thing's over Panthers thing is dead
yeah yeah because it also is dead because the Falcons beat the Bears that's right so it's over
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do you want to want to speak about this game season's over I mean the fact the fact that you
jumped on we've been so adamant that the Vikings are frauds and you're like you know what they're
good and then this happens that was a brutal twist yeah not good and then and then I'll say this
to Vikings fans if you lose the Patriots Thursday then this season's whose line is it anyway I know
you guess three and a half is the game I said it was three is the game in New England no it's in
Minnesota I said three when we when Hank and I were talking about earlier he said three and a half I
said three I'm gonna say it's Vikings Vikings five what is it it's three okay yeah because I figured
like three and a half everyone would just jump on that all the sharps as they say the Vikings are
eight and two with a negative point differential yeah they minus two minus two and we talked last
week about how they were the second worst point differential of any team to ever be eight and
one the number one team was I think the 76 Raiders who ended up winning the Super Bowl that year
yep so every Vikings fan was like see we can we can do it too they did it they had John Madden
as a coach oh he was pretty good I'm pretty sure uh this is the worst Vikings home loss since 1963
oh that's bad that's staying so out of a hundred team 110 teams ever to go eight and two
they're the worst when it comes to point differential oh that's a pretty big sample size
and listen I I don't want to say we're right but god damn we're right we have been right yeah oh
Hank don't give me that face week 11 the Vikings the Vikings got their pants though Vikings have
played two really good NFC teams and they've gotten absolutely smoked by both of them like
the edit bills you're right the but we're talking about the NFC and the playoffs and the NFC
the Vikings have had like the NFC is wide open absolutely wide open but you'd have to say the
Cowboys and Eagles are somewhere in the top and they've gotten smoked by them absolutely smoked
by them and this one was never close it was not only the Cowboys offense and Tony Pollard just
being an absolute freak show electric factory it was Kirk Cousins fumbling on the first drive
and like it's a good start it was just hey he didn't throw any interceptions yeah that's good well
he threw what like a 105 yards yeah something like yeah he was uh he was under he was the Kirk
Cousins that uh nice guy good quarterback when things are going well but man did things not go
away are they gonna are they gonna do anything like goofy stuff with chains and I don't know
put the jewelry on him after this game I just I needed this one I needed this one to to feel
sometimes it does it feels good to be right about a stupid take that we have well and it's also
just a reminder that like I think the the Vikings are still a good team they still will go to the
playoffs but we know like this was just so this was just a little uh message from the future yeah
being like don't worry guys oh listen the don't worry the Vikings are still a very good NFC team
but I don't think they're gonna do any damage I'm feeling very confident about the status of my ass
with the Kirk Cousins tattoo situation yeah I feel real good about that I might double down on it
and say like I'll get two ass cheek tattoos of Kirk Cousins I'm not saying it yet but I'm I'm
feeling confident enough to the point where like I'm feeling really good about about the bets that
we've made fun little stat that came out of this game uh kind of similar to that Panthers thing the
last seven teams that have beaten the Buffalo Bills lose next week oh Bills beat it out of you
they beat it out of you so it goes back to 2001 all the way back to uh wait wait what or sorry 2021
I was gonna say what the fuck where we've been missing out on money yeah the Jaguars when they
when they beat the Bills remember that yeah nine to six the legendary game then they lose to the
Colts the next week going all the way back there so it's a trend to keep your eyes out on okay yeah
that is a trend I we gotta that absolutely is a trend we need to start betting mm-hmm um yeah this
game it was just funny it was uh it was kind of funny it was very funny it just kept getting worse
this game was over when at halftime Brett Marr who I always want to say Dan Dan Bailey's just the
kicker on on the Cowboys Brett Marr made two consecutive 61 yard field goals because they
had to like do a last-minute review of a CD lamb catch which was an incredible throw and catch
Dak Prescott I think I saw the stat it was a it was a yard and a half out of bounds when he caught
it like that's so far out of bounds yep and he caught it and uh the kick the first kick goes through
makes it by probably like a yard on the right section of the crossbar and then they're like oh he
has to kick it again no chance he makes it again 61 yard field goal and then a second kick is even
better yeah in the first one say okay this game's over this game is officially over uh I'm not gonna
just rub it in on Vikings there's still a lot of season left uh but they know they know we know
and we know they know and that's the that's the best way to sum this whole thing up yeah in a sick
twisted way Kirk Cousins fucked me again on this one why because it would have been great if you
beat the Cowboys yeah that's true and he just absolutely he shit the bed but we know we know
that you know yep and we know and it's okay it's fine it's okay you've got to still root for your
eight and two team don't apologize for being eight and two the Vikings will probably end up winning
I'll say I actually think they'll win 12 games I think they'll go 12 and four okay and they'll be
looking good they'll have a home playoff game they might even have two home playoff games actually
right yeah I mean a lot of two home a lot of stuff could happen because they only have two losses
right they but they I think they're gonna finish 12 and four they're gonna be very good five what
12 and five sorry 12 and five my bad 12 and five so actually I might even say that 13 and four
13 and four they're gonna finish 13 and four that's gonna be a great record they're gonna win the
north easily they're going to have two home playoff games and what happened today will happen
again and I won't take pleasure in it but I have to report the facts it's our it's our duty to report
the facts I take no pleasure in reporting this big cat I think I think the Vikings are only gonna
lose maybe one more game this season yeah no they they're I think that there's a good chance I'm
we're gloating a little bit as is our right but there's a good chance that the Vikings
could end up with with home field advantage yeah they play the Patriots and the Jets next
two games at home with a minibuy after the Patriots so yeah if they win Thursday night
I would agree with you because it's Lions, Colts, Giants, Packers, and Bears who are
gonna be dead by that time of the season yeah yeah I I'm saying right now 13 and four is is
absolutely what they're gonna be I think they might be and it might be even better yeah I think
it's gonna be a little bit better than that so just just rest on that you're gonna win 13 games at
least and then this is gonna happen and we're gonna come right back to these seats and again I don't
I hate to do this because I'm just reporting the facts and Vikings fans I think are they're
great people they are it's nothing against Vikings fans yeah if you are but god bless you
like you've dealt with your fair share of shit over the years but at the end of the day we need
to have an understanding that this is not personal between us and that you know that we know yeah
that you know that we know exactly what's gonna happen yeah I have uh I have one like door
to our castle that's open that I'm a little worried about uh Wisconsin playing Minnesota on
Saturday for the for the Axe so I would like Wisconsin to win that so because that's like
there'll be some Vikings fans that will scurry in that door of our fortress and that will suck for
me personally um but then we'll go back to just regular that's fine I mean like listen I know I
know that door is open I've been thinking about it I literally started thinking about it last night
and I can't get out of my head that like I'm gonna have to deal with those mentions and then you
know what I'll deal with it like a man I'll take it head on but uh that other than that the fortress
is is locked up I actually think that this is the type of loss that could actually be good
psychologically for Vikings fans because you know as we've said like you know these last the two losses
that you have on your schedule you know exactly they're glaring where the expert and there will be
as they continue to win and as they maybe win a playoff game or two playoff games the uh the
Vikings army will swell throughout the playoffs but it will be all for a moot point and I think
you'll understand that yeah it'll be the least enthusiastic giant army of all time yeah okay
so we'll we'll see you back here uh same time same place uh somewhere around the divisional
so what we're even NFC championship what we're doing is actually genius for us because
the Vikings are gonna continue to win yeah and and you're not at home allowed to get mad at us
right about the Vikings winning because we're telling you like we know you guys are gonna kick
ass you guys are gonna win a shitload of games this is the part that we know yeah but you know
the other part yeah the other part is the key part that we also know I'm not gonna say yeah what that
other part is right uh last point and it actually is a perfect segue to football guy of the week
um Micah Parsons is a fucking psycho he hurt his knee went to the medical tent came back into the
game the Cowboys were up 34 at this point the guy just he has to play football it's crazy up 34 he
actually got injured and then went back in the game I don't know if like Mike McCarthy just puts
up his hands like I can't stop him from wanting to play football but man does that guy love football
I love that I love Dan Quinn I love that he continues to rock the backwards cap yeah he's
completely rebranded himself what if oh big cat you know how you already said like preemptively
you're putting your bounce back team as the Panthers yeah what if they hired Dan Quinn oh
that would be great that would be that he knows that's rock he knows the division yeah that defense
would rock uh yeah the uh the Cowboys this is very encouraging for you because it probably
makes you the front runner to get Odell Beckham as well oh yeah this performance gonna happen Odell
I think he tweeted out something about like oh man you guys are going crazy um I just love that
Odell is he continues to just be like want me like I want I want you to want me yeah they went crazy
today and then someone said you're celebrating on the star and he said with the mouth close emoji
I miss Seyquan oh I told you Giants maybe he's so mixed signals I think from the no sources that I have
Cowboys for the remainder this year than Giants next year hmm all right football guy of the week
and we'll finish up with who's back of the week perfect so last week's winner was Sam Porter's
friend Sam Porter was the guy who texted his buddy and said that he was engaged with his
yep and then fiance and the guy just started talking about the football game that was on
between Kansas City and the Titans so uh he totally didn't realize that he was talking about
not being engaged in football but engaged in real life so yeah Sam Porter's friends
so our first nominee this week is a bunch of dudes in Georgia who went to the Falcons game
all dressed up as Mike Ditka that was cool that looks like a fun time I think it was a bachelor
party yeah it was a bachelor party and um our colleague John Fidelberg pointed out which I happened
to agree with him uh 20 dudes a lot for a bachelor party it's a lot of dudes that's true it's a lot
of dudes that's a hard bachelor party to like wrangle well not what's the right number uh I'd
say like 10 to 12 yeah I was gonna say 12 12 I would say inviting 12 and having 10 show up
that's probably perfect that's that's right around the right number and so there are 20 guys
on a Sunday morning that we're all able to get their acts together get dressed up in the same
costume and be at the game on time that's a shock and and and throw out what I said about the 20 dudes
because whatever his bachelor party has already happened is just more of like a future thing uh
that scene in the house all of them like probably a little still drunk getting drunk again putting
on all the the costumes that had to be the funnest thing ever like that's just that is just the
epitome of guy friendship like being like look how stupid we look yeah like and and just getting a
little goofy like you're in that goofy hungover state and you have a couple beers you get drunk
again I I like saw that picture and I was like god damn it I wish I was there that looks so much
fucking fun that's that's kind of like a european thing almost like to all get dressed up together
and go out to an event you just guys don't do that that much but it's awesome right and it you know
like it's silly but it's also so much fun and it's just such like a like we need to do that more
as guys we need to just you know be be hung over together because that is the the the best part
about a bachelor party is not going out it's waking up the next morning and having like laughs
about what happened and still being a little hungover and that first dude who cracks a beer at
like 9 a.m being like let's get the party started yep that's if I could bottle that friendship
that's the best friendship in the world do you think after the game they like went out to a bar
met up with some girls and then one of the girls started like making out with one of the dickas
and then forgot which dicka she was she was hooking up with I like and came back and another
dicka took her yeah yeah yes I think it probably happened also if they went to the game I'd assume
that some of them stayed the night which also is very fun friendship of being like stolen time we
shouldn't still be on this bachelor party yeah it's sunday night like what are we doing northside
tavern shout out man in Atlanta like that yeah now I'm very jealous these guys look like they had
a fucking awesome time so I take back the 20 thing it is still a lot it's still a lot it's more
it has nothing to do with like oh man that's like too many friends have it's more like logistically
is a headache yeah like how do you get I went on one in Miami that was a lot of dudes and it was like
we had to like go like when we went to dinner it was like what like they sat us in like a like on
couches because like we don't have enough seating for you it's probably also three different groups
of friends like three different eras of friendship yes that the groom has can you mad what if you went
to the the falcons bears game today and you were just dressed up like dicka just because you'd been
wanting to dress up like Mike dicka at a bears game and you showed up and there's just like 20
other dickas yeah I go home but yeah I love these dudes these dudes that was that's the
text chain is going to be popping off all week being like that was the best weekend ever and I
that's that's something to that's goals our second nominee is Wyatt teller offensive lineman for the
browns uh his wife was concerned about him playing the snow was asking all these logistical questions
she's pregnant was very worried and on the whole subject Wyatt teller just said I like playing the
elements yeah yeah yeah yeah just the fact that is doesn't matter about all the other
crazy dangerous stuff yeah there was some um college football player that was a recruit I think
he was at Nebraska this weekend and he showed up and it was I don't know 16 degrees or whatever
and he was just he came out there wearing short sleeve shirt just on the sidelines because he was
like this is what I'm gonna be playing in I'm gonna take my recruiting visit here just sleeveless
love it our next nominee is cam smith on uh the game cox after beating Tennessee about his
half-time adjustments to the defense this is what he had to say
adjustments were made during that break
I love it like it yep and our last nominee is a high school kid from Madison Wisconsin
Henry Suddy who was born disabled but ended up learning to walk because he wanted to play
football well that that's the winner yeah I mean the dude's dressed like dick of that
you're not feeling assholes now what about the guy that said we're just gonna drop our nuts though
well this this guy this guy was inspired to play sports and learn to run because all his older
brothers played football and he really wanted to play yeah okay all right so yeah send him the
nail in the football Vox popularly what does uh yeah that's how football guy works yeah my vote
is for the disabled kid who learned how to run just to play football I'm voting for Trump
so reinstate him the football guy of the week uh okay let's finish up uh great show who's back
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wireless in the world Henry Danny can I say something no uh no I need to say I need to say
something fine when you say that thing about my gambling karma I I think you're gonna get the
ball tonight like I just it's been in my head and I think you're gonna get it I do I think you're
gonna get it um my who's back of the week is just classlessness from like what big catch
showing right now classlessness from the city of Philadelphia uh on Friday Yanis dude you're
lashing out did you guys see the story you are in one of your little moods I knew it when you sat
down I did not I am not from Philadelphia I did not choose to not let Yanis one of the best players
in the league take some fucking free throws after the game every player should be able to do that
Joe and Lee does it on the road all the time so for some reason you have to request to do it you
have to request to do it when Montres he did not request to do it is there like an MVP like you've
won an MVP you're one of the best players in the league you should probably be able to do whatever
you want I mean you're talking about Philadelphia who who tried to starve the Houston Astros right
there was a worker there who was paid to do his job his job was to change the courts after the game
not to wait around for Yanis to get his little free throws in because he missed 11 free throws
and blew the game against the sixer yeah and max also went on a temper tantrum and god forbid
there was somebody underneath that ladder when he threw it to the ground yeah also hurt someone max
let's let's remember that when Yanis practices free throws he probably takes the full 11 seconds
between each one so it's probably adding an extra like 45 minutes to this guy's knife
I just love the max game like locked and loaded with the facts oh yeah I mean I was I was very
into this story very into this story for yeah for people to see Yanis was trying to shoot his
free throws after the game and there was a guy trying to take down the the hoop with a ladder
and Yanis was literally pushing the ladder out of the way as the poor worker depending on which side
you're you're well I mean if you're telling me that was Joel and B like they're not going to let
them shoot the free throws well well it's your court yeah it's your court mantra's hero went and took
the ball from no this guy's got a family to get home wrong wrong no that's correct not the NBA no
Pelosi 76ers it's it's a brotherhood it's a family all the rules apply to all the different places
and B does it all the time on the road that's what I don't get where it's like Philly people are just
like I looked into it you have to request you have to request before the game
looks into it Hank if you wanted to get if you want to work out after the game at the court
you have to make a request before the game Yanis did not make their quest also the basket
we need this clip I need this social clip the basket on the other end of the court had already
been taken down so it was like they were waiting for that was the last thing to do trying to change
to the ice Hank max what kind of research did you do when you said that you looked into it
so many tweets so the Barstow Invitational same venue they ripped apart the court immediately
after the buzzer yeah I went to pack myself up after going to the bathroom after the buzzer and
the hoops were down the center court sticker was gone yeah they want to go home yeah so Hank just
because like Giannis says that all these other people need to stay around and work until I don't
know 1 2 a.m when they got a family to get home to like you don't you don't sympathize with those
workers no the guys gonna get some free throws up no Hank hates the blue collar workers that's
it is sad that's fine Hank what if as a suit Hank has shown nothing but content Hank for the common
man what would you do if after we we finished recording tonight I was like wait Hank stay here
I want to practice my ads well you would roll your eyes no two days ago you're like Hank stay here
I'm gonna fucking pull the lottery ball machine 12 times that was awesome you could left it's my
lottery ball machine it needs to stay warm it's like a car it's winter time Hank make sure you
look after your automobile right so yeah I mean I didn't care for it but that's what it is this
didn't go the way you thought it would no I mean I don't listen I people are gonna you know come at
me and say I'm being a hater but I'm just I'm just bringing light to the people I don't think
anyone's gonna say you're a hater no absolutely not my other who's back the week is just goats
messy and Ronaldo yes the picture together that was those guys are very handsome they're
attractive they were playing chess in the picture fun fact about that chess match on a Louis Vuitton
bag I think yeah yeah fun fact about that that chess match that they were playing in that board
is the exact same setup as our goat Magnus Carlson oh and his legendary match against uh Hikaru with
the butt plug uh no different but this one was the non-Adlebeads one got it because Ronaldo
definitely would have been the one that had the yes the Kutramon yes messy probably won that match
yes yeah I think he did yeah looking at it this is a legacy cup for Messi yeah I bet on him for
sure I bet on Argentina which means they will probably not make it on the group stage oh they
will uh we're gonna have a big world cup preview with Taylor Trollman on Wednesday's show so get
ready for that uh pft your who's back yep my who's back of the week uh I got a couple of them
first one is Joe Flacker we talked about him earlier today this tweet just came across my desk
Stephen A Smith said I can't believe I'm saying this but if I were the New York Jets I'd actually
bring in Joe Flacko right now Zach Wilson is giving you nothing I'm not giving up on the kid
but this is too important bringing Flacko it feels like he's giving up he's giving up on so
Stephen A Smith agrees with me another great football mind um so yes bring in Joe Flacko my
other who's back is also the world cup we had the first game today uh but most importantly the pageantry
ahead of the world cup and the opening ceremonies highlighted by FIFA's president Gianni Infantino
gave a great speech he said today I feel Qatari today I feel Arab today I feel African today I feel
gay today I feel disabled today I feel a migrant worker wow it was very Michael Scott like uh
the way that he chose to address this okay didn't really do anything besides just make everybody
around him super uncomfortable yeah and was everyone was like what are you what are you doing
man what are you doing and then they had the opening ceremony where they introduced the mascot
who's just a giant like white sheet that floats around everywhere like a ghost that's cool that
was kind of cool uh they had the opening uh the induction ceremony and I didn't realize this but uh
but MBS from Saudi Arabia our guy uh he was hanging out right there on stage next to the head
of FIFA and then yeah then it turns out that Qatar got their ass kicked to nil yeah look I mean
that's quite a quite quite a statement to give us quite a USA place today and USA place today
you're going down Wales it's a fucking home Gareth Bale you'll want this don't start don't start
nothing there won't be nothing mm-hmm will you say something I think you clicked in uh all right my
who's back is college football chaos figuring itself out I know we talked about college football on
Wednesdays but what a Saturday and the story of the day was Tennessee fans uh who I feel bad for
because they I they have always been kind to me with the Doug's era but they spent the majority
of the day uh expecting TCU to lose TCU did not lose then spent the middle period of the day
saying TCU sucks and they would get blown out by everyone and then they got blown up by South
Carolina and it's just uh uh uh tales all this time the college football the chaos it's not always
Tennessee it's someone else just when you think that you got it all figured out something like
that happens and that's why it's the best sport it does figure itself out it's crazy Tennessee's
defense stunk oh my god it was it was it was like a joke how bad they were Spencer Rattler looked
like Spencer Rattler that we all have dreamed of yeah so but yeah now again in my uh my projected
draft order I've got Spencer Rattler number one and Bonix number two yeah next year as we've all
expected yeah it was uh it was a crazy day the UCLA USC game was fucking awesome Caleb Williams is
insanely good yeah insanely good that was like that's I saw some people saying like why are we
talking about this next year's draft why aren't we talking about the year after with Caleb Williams
yeah yeah this was a game where I saw I think it was 76 and a half as the over under and I was like
yeah that's a big number but that's such a big number that I have to take the over and then it
ended up getting what 93 points in that game it was crazy it was insane it was awesome it was insane
sucks would happen a hidden hooker yeah at the end of that game that was tough to watch yeah that
really did suck because like he's probably been awesome this year and he probably would have been
like a fifth round or last year and now it looked like he was going to get up until like second maybe
first round and also this year but now he gets hurt it stinks and it also was like Tennessee would
have you know they beat Vandy next week they're in a new year's sixth bowl now you don't know if
you can beat Vandy Joe Milton just throws the ball 10,000 miles an hour on every pass yeah and also
I mean Vandy beat Florida yeah so Vandy's kind of back stinks for Florida he's kind of back um
okay that's Hank's pick right Anthony Richardson yeah that would but you know what I'm gonna I'm
gonna back up my boy Hank in a rare case here uh the the victory lap that he got to do after week
one was worth it because that was awesome when it was like I got him at 25 to what was it 250 to
one I think it was like 25 to 19 no no that's what I went from oh yeah yeah right and you were like
look at this sharp that's that's no one's good at gambling that's the fun as being like wow I got
I got value uh all right Billy my who's back is Chad Kelly and Sean Oakman yes the Toronto
Argonauts are your CFL champions all right I gave it out as a pick no big deal Argonauts plus the
points how drunk do you think swag Kelly's getting tonight he's he's crying currently
away from the vacuum cleaners yeah he got very emotional um but crazy story McLeod Bethel Thompson
the starting quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts uh hurt his hand in the fourth quarter and Chad Kelly
got in the game went four for six for 43 yards and two rushes for 21 yards and mounted a game
winning drive where AJ Alouette ran in the touchdown but Chad Kelly getting in the end of the game in
the fourth quarter to win a championship yeah that's something that was on your school I love the CFL
this game was four to nothing at one point which is awesome yeah like it just it always looks so
fucking cold and everyone's so hyped up so congrats the Argonauts 12 guys on the field on each side
and three downs yeah wow and if you kick a field goal and miss it but don't get it out of the end
zone is a run point yeah rude that's how it became four nothing yeah yeah yeah so this was Rob Ford's
favorite team right it was so Rob Ford you have to imagine smiling down from heaven and seeing swag
Kelly like Rob Ford is the Toronto Argonauts Harambe yeah yeah that's a good point he's just
up there smoking crap I was gonna say Rob Ford's also the swag Kelly of mayors yeah he is it really
was a touching a touching ending perfect team Sean Oakman I mean both those guys very different
types of adversity but crazy to see them winning a championship on a Sunday very cool very cool uh
Jake um my who's back is coin tosses we had an interesting story out of the FCS world over the
weekend oh the bracket just came out and there was a tie in first place of the Ohio Valley Conference
okay Tennessee Martin and southeast Missouri state were with a five and oh they went down the
whole list of tiebreakers they were all even they had to do a live streamed coin toss on twitter
oh that's who got the bid and uh southeast Missouri state one was tails awesome no tails failed
they called tails that's bullshit we got to call it but they did a twitter live stream for a coin
toss you gotta go best out of three who could go into the tournament that's such horseshit the tails
lost that rig sucks so you know that was it Ohio Valley Ohio Valley rigged you know that's an NFL
tiebreaker step 12 yeah that would that's also a big 10 tiebreaker yeah the big 10 uh if it was
like an NFL draft which happens like every year right it was Penn State Ohio State Michigan if
they had like done the three-way uh and they all finished the same area who had been a coin toss
so you go to Indy can you imagine what it would be like if like to determine playoff seating or
whether or not you make the playoffs they have a coin toss for it you you could probably sell
out like a basketball arena or even a stadium sell out the stadium just for the coin toss yeah
that would be incredible pay-per-view coin toss could you imagine yeah an NFL like step 12 that
would be so sick i'd watch that usually we got to like step on that i bet on that yeah i mean i
bet on the coin so it rub for it yeah yeah um okay numbers 16 17 oh let's go 15 for Anthony
Richardson hey have you ever gotten this no can you give me a number please he said 15 no 20 for me
no come on no just one number i've had enough of your shame oh and after what you did last
thursday absolutely not one number no give me a number no what's your birthday
you don't remember june june june 16th or 17 16th who's to know all right i'll go 16
well 17th already taken wait i'm gonna log into our hr system well no i'll find it okay all right
because i remember last year the poppy day was on a sunday night so i'll just go to june 2021
nice that's whatever i'll take whatever that sunday is which was june 13 june 13th wow fuck i knew
that we need elon to bring i shouldn't know each other's birthdays yet but we used to know
shut up by yours
it's birthday week hank yeah what it was to do all right well we've gotten it robbed from us
it's not super week anymore you won't hear about it anymore it's true um all right so i took 17
we have 13 for hanks birthday 69 18 what's yours 15 15 anthony richardson 17 just came up right yeah
but we've had a lot of repeat yeah what is it what's yours 20 elon musk bring the birthdays to
twitter because i don't know anyone's birthday after facebook it is on twitter i know but i
want the alerts i want the alerts everyone's picking low numbers hey you can take 13 you
can take your birthday i'll do something higher i'm good sure you don't want 13 last chance yeah
i mean i had the chance to say it i didn't i know but i'm giving you a chance right now to take 13
do you would you want 17 and said i'll go high i'll go high too you get to pick 13 15 or 17
which one would you like oh what if we hey what if we give you both 13 and 17 no no no no no no no
deal i said what if no i never said do it would you like 13 15 or 17 i'm gonna start writing down
my numbers all right you giving them to drake you get to pick 13 15 or 17 which one 15 15 okay
hope you're right i'm gonna take 17 i'm i'm gonna stick with
64 oh two out of three
this shit is easy oh my god this shit is easy wait that's back to back because we did tweet
on friday oh wow we did do two on friday it's not back to back it's been back back shows yeah
which which one was 64 was the also first one everything by pulling 97 what was back to back
in the end or was it no we did the second one was in the beginning i yeah the first one i have
written down a 64 but so it's two out of three we're going already figured out jake either way
so tell us what's the last what's the last uh six numbers there's four numbers left no but what's
the last six numbers that pulled from the from the machine let's go seven let's go let's go nine
nine okay give me the last nine 44 44 12 12 45 31 64 33 64 wow i'm telling you this machine is
you can read this machine so the last nine drawings there's been you want one more hey
you want one more i want one all right this one won't count 64 second play this does not count
um this does not count this does not count this does not count no one gets a number
we'll see everyone on wednesday extra long episode for thanksgiving
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