Pardon My Take - NFL Week 11 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes And We Almost Break Up As A Podcast Halfway Through The Show

Episode Date: November 22, 2021

NFL week 11. we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then recap every game from Sunday (00:02:23 - 00:08:41) Colts, Bills (00:08:41 - 00:22:16) Vikings, Packers (00:22:16 - 00:32:15) WFT, Panthers (00:32:15 - 00:38:48) Eagles, Saints (00:38:48 - 00:49:30) 49ers, Jags ( 00:49:30- 00:59:49) Ravens, Bears (00:59:49 - 01:07:21) Browns, Lions (01:07:21 - 01:17:27) Texans, Titans  (01:17:27 - 01:27:30) Dolphins, Jets (01:27:30 - 01:33:19) Cardinals, Seahawks (01:33:19 - 01:40:18) Bengals, Raiders (01:40:18 - 01:43:23) Chiefs, Cowboys (01:43:23 - 01:56:11) Football guy of the week and who's back of the week wraps up what may be the last Pardon my take ever.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Also eat Tostitos because it's the best chip in the world. Today is Monday, November 22nd, week 11. We start in Minnesota where Davenin Hobbs Cook and Kirk Digler dropped their big dong on Green Bay. Justin Jefferson airplane said one pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small and you know what pill he's taking on Sunday. The Canadian ones with a pop. The white rabbit Adam Thielen hopped his way into the end zone as Vikings fans finally

have an offense to love. The environmental disaster Marquez Exxon Valdez Scantling and AJ Oil Spillin were tough to contain as they covered up for Aaron Rodgers Wounded Ducks on Sunday, but it was too little too late as the Vikings find a way to get the big win in the NFC Norse. In Chicago where Lamar Michael Jackson's butt was a SYT shitty young thing as a starting quarterback was feeling bad all week and John Harbaugh said got to be starting hauntly, got to be starting hauntly. Matt Nagy's looking at the man in the mirror and he's asking everyone else to change their

ways. What was a bad game became a thriller at the end, but Devontae Sunday Freeman didn't have any chocolate rain leaking out of his butt as the Ravens overcome their locker room viral sensation of their own taking down the Marys 16-13. To the metal lands where the Jets insurance policy Joe Aflaco was throwing ducks, but the Dolphins had a waddle of their own as Quack Hollins found his way to the end zone. Much like his namesake, Jameson Manhattan clam Crowder was the inferior product on Sunday. Tattoo of Tagliavoa put a tramp stamp right above his miles asking and the Dolphins keep

it rolling with three wins in a row. Dolphins 24 Jets 17. And down to Charlotte where Taylor Wydenham Dynam 60 Hynam put the football team in a winning position. Cam Zutton was riding a little too high after his first half touchdown and on the other side of the field Cam Ron Rivera said I'll tell you what the 80s like and I know what Joe Brady likes. Need a QB that's polite, listens and takes advice.

Heinekees up Paul 3 plus he can lay the pipe. The Washington football team take down the Panthers 27-21. Some spread up to Western New York where one, two, three, four, five just give Jonathan Taylor the ball and he'll end this drive. A little bit of Jonathan in my life, a little bit of Ursaid by my side, a little bit of Quinton is what I see, a little bit of Pitman in the sun, a little bit of Rodrigo all night long, just a little bit, just a little bit of Wenz is all you need. Aha!

I've put your dad, Mambo number five in the land of the chicken wing. Head coach Wright proves that Frank's red hot, Colt's 41, Bill's 15. You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes, Teej. You're absolutely right, Boom. In Tennessee, Adrian Skeetersen had the Titans losing their top seed in a stutter. Desmond Goff King had two or four interceptions thrown by Mr. Ryan Tee who had a day to forget. Come on, Tan Hill. Tarot Taylor's version was good in the red area and once again, Anapes Rex Perkhead was

a real motherfucker as attacks and stunned the Titans 22-13. To Cleveland where Tim Suzanne Boyle still hasn't scored but through a handsome football as a Lions still haven't completed the impossible dream, a single win in the 2021 NFL season. Nick Merck's Chubb, who is totally 5'11", was dominating Verdance Campbell's map and DeAndre Ran Fast and Furious, Tokyo Swift, was pounding the rock but it's Ludacris they still don't have a win. Diesel that is, Brown's 13, Lions 10, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald stays home in Cleveland.

And it was a real part fight in Seattle before Turkey Day. You know who the real turkey is, Boom? Obama. In DK, a glaciers mech cap said, I can be your hero, baby. I can run real fast and straight. McCoy had Colt 45 and two Zac Gertz, Tudys is all we need. We can head back to the bus because we just beat Russ and smoked at AJ Green. But Alex Rodriguez Collins and DJ Lowe Dallas made it look like the Seaflex Seahawks are

heading to Splitsville with Pete Carroll. Cards 33, Seahawks 33. In Kansas City it was defense that led the day. There was no Dalamari as the Cowboys were left playing a squid game, no longer hanging with Mr. Cooper, who was out with COVID. Micah Parsons, Sage Rosemary had a game that was all time wreaking havoc for the Cowboys defense. Travis for the boys, Kelsey ran for a touchdown and Clyde de Glyde Edwards-Hilaire added one

of his own for an impressive Chief Swin, Chiefs 19, Cowboys 9. And then on a corner, Jameis Winston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It's Travis Simeon, he's the bad man twin, and Jalen Hurts had three TDs, it's Sirianni, it's no Scoragami, but 40-29 is a classic swami. And that was week 11 fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Cross Country Mortgage. Cross Country Mortgage is much like us at Barstool, a people first group of people, they are dedicated to the fundamentals of mortgage lending, which results in a fast, convenient, and less stressful home financing, or refinancing experience.

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mortgage, Cross Country Mortgage LLC, NMLS, 3029, all loan subject to underwriting approval www.nmosconsumeraccess.org. Okay, week 11, so usually we start with Sunday Night Football. We started taping the show while watching Sunday Night Football. The Chargers Steelers played a big 12 game, it was awesome. Big Ben might be back officially, the Chargers offense looked incredible, but there's a little bonus because there was something that was revealed later on in the show and we kind of discussed the whole game and some bets that might break this podcast up later on.

I think that's probably the best way to digest this game. If you came to this show looking for like real in-depth analysis of the Steelers Chargers game, you're probably not going to find it, but what you will find as you listen on through this show will be something much more enthralling. It's way better. You get to hear part of my take break up in real time. You is way, way better. If you're looking for someone to be like, oh yeah, Justin Herbert, 300 yards, Big Ben,

three touchdowns, go listen somewhere else. This one will be way better when it happens and it's a big reveal. Everything I'm about to say feels inconsequential to what ends up happening in this show, but I will say that Justin Herbert, when he's running the football, the Chargers offense looks like it's back to being back. Yes, yes. So we're going to do the rest of the show right now, we're going to do the rest of the recap, but tune in because somewhere towards the back half of the games we're recapping,

the big reveal happens and yeah, we might not be a podcast anymore. I'll just say that like at halftime in the third quarter and the start of the fourth, I thought for sure that the Chargers is going to win by double digits. That seemed like it was going to be a lock and I couldn't really see a way that that would not happen, so stay tuned. Let's get into the rest of the games. Week 11, some crazy games, some games that we didn't see coming, some games we did see coming, some teams we can throw out, but we'll start with, I would say, the game with the

most implications for how we view the season going forward and that is Colts 41, Bills 15. The Bills, we love Buffalo. Let me just say this, can we just say a few nice things about Buffalo? We love Buffalo, we love Wingnuts, greatest city, it's always fun to be there. Love Benny the Butcher. Love Benny the Butcher, love Josh Allen. The Bills have a big time problem.

The Bills have a fundamental issue that I'm worried about for Bills fans. I'm trying very, very hard not to say the F word, but they seem fraudulent right now because they got, we talked about tough teams and man football teams. The Colts are that, the Bills are not right now. I'd say today it wasn't a clowning, it was not a whooping. I'd say it was a waxing. I think the Colts absolutely waxed the Bills. I don't think that the Bills are soft necessarily because they were hard, but now they're just

in like the refractory period where they're going to be soft for a little bit until they're ready to score again. Then they're going to get hard later on in the season. They obviously couldn't stop Jonathan Taylor today, but I don't think that that's a Bills problem. I think that's just an NFL defender problem. But okay, so the issue with the Bills, there's a couple issues. One is you expect their defense to play very, very good.

Their offense did not help their defense today with all the turnovers and giving them bad field position, but they got run over by Jonathan Taylor. He had over 200 yards. He had five touchdowns. He's the fifth player ever in Super Bowl era to do that. Jamal Charles, Clinton Portis, Sean Alexander and Jerry Rice are the other four, which is a hilarious group of players just to begin with. He was dominant.

He was scoring every single time we looked up. They couldn't stop him, but the Bills offense also is kind of broken and Josh Allen has not been playing well. We love Josh Allen. He's a friend of ours. He has not been playing well. They can't run the ball. Their best running attack is Josh Allen, but they also don't want to run Josh Allen because

they don't want him to get hurt. So they're now stuck in this weird spot where it feels like all their plate, like it doesn't feel like they have any rhythm when you're watching them play offense. And I'm worried about the Bills because now we're getting into December where at the end of November, they're six and four. They just gave up first place in the AFC East to the Patriots. And I'm looking at like what they've put together and where's like their big win is that Chiefs game where the Chiefs were struggling, but they've beaten up on some teams they should

have beaten and then they play a Colts team that's kind of starting to round into form as a real like playoff contender and they got absolutely smoked on their home field. I had my first moment of the year where it's like, wow, oh yeah, I can't wait to see that on Hard Knocks. I hope that Jonathan Taylor was miked up today. I hope that we get to see exactly what he was saying as he was just running rough shot all over the Buffalo Bills defense. But I thought about it today.

So that's progress for the NFL. Yes. That it's in my head somewhere. I'm worried about the Bills. I am worried about them too. I want to chalk it up to the fact that every team that's playing on Thanksgiving lost today. Yes. And it's just like one of those trends that we didn't know about until after the fact

when it happened. But yeah, I'm a little bit worried about the Bills. Hand up. I when I looked at the standings today and I saw the Patriots were now above them. I was like, when did that happen? Here's they've just been they've had a couple of those games like the Patriots have quietly just been dominating and the Bills have quietly been losing ground over the last month or so.

And yeah, it's concerning because if you're the Bills, you need home field advantage in the playoffs. Here's here's what it really boils down to. We've said it was a bit that we keep forgetting the Bills when we list off contenders the last couple of weeks. I think it was our subconscious being smarter than our conscious like saying, hey, you guys aren't you guys are stupid to keep throwing in there until they prove it. Now, the good news is there's still a lot of season left.

You're still a good team. You're not a great team right now. And the Bills, I was thinking about it like why am I worried about the Bills? One because of everything we just listed like their offense looks shaky and their defense got kind of run over today. But more than anything, and this is very stupid, but this is what happens to the media. If you don't win a big prime time game, you kind of like fade from the discussion of big time teams.

The Bills have had, I think just the Chiefs game was their prime time game. Oh, no, they lost the Titans in prime time. So but they've played a lot of teams that are not good. So they played a lot of one o'clock games on Sunday. The good news is they play Thursday night Thanksgiving at the Saints. They play Monday night against the Patriots, and they play in the afternoon slot, which probably would get flexed against the box. So that's three games in a row that the Bills can basically prove that they are worth being

talked about in the contender category. But this was bad. This was bad. We can also blame the man in cast for Josh Allen now that we can put blame where we wanted. This was also like the credit to the Colts, who their offensive line played really well today. Their defense, the Colts defense is awesome. Well, I'm pretty sure that their defense leads the NFL in takeaways this year.

Somebody looked that up. I'm like 90% sure I thought I heard that somewhere today. That sounds good. Go run with it. Yeah. Actually, don't look it up. Don't look it up. The Colts defense is number one in the NFL.

That's a cool step. Thank you. Yeah. No, I counted all of them today. I watched all the film. 30 points from running back. That's a little bit demoralizing. Insane.

I'm worried about how the Bills are going to bounce back. I'll add another reason to be worried about the Bills to your list is that they're the Buffalo Bills. Yes. And so historically, you should be a little bit worried about it. But here's the good news is that now that we're down on them, they can come back and be the Buffalo Bills we want them to be because we've said this before that the Bills riding high and the Bills being considered like an elite team is bad for the Bills and hope

is a bad thing to have or sorry, not hope expectations is a bad thing to have. And now the expectations are lowering. I think they'll figure it out, but goddamn, that was a bad game. Now for the Colts, the Colts are like actually rounding into a good team. They had a bad September and now they've started to play good football. Am I a little worried? They're my pinky team. Yeah.

Maybe a little. No, no. Yeah. Maybe just a tiny bit. So if you're planning a game on the road, which is go 11 for 20 and throw for 106 yards. Yes. It's perfect. As long as you can limit Carson Wentz to doing that as an offensive coordinator, then

you're probably going to win a lot of games. And also put on the camouflage sleeve so that because you know in Carson Wentz in the back of his head, he's like, this actually helps because no one can actually see my arm when I'm throwing a pass. I was going to say because he thinks that he's in the military. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah.

And if the enemy is ducks, yes, it shingles his roof. But yeah, Carson Wentz, I mean, that was nothing to write home about. He did enough. It was Jonathan Taylor. It was Jonathan Taylor in the Colts defense. But I do think the Colts like if you're looking for a team that is, I think they're technically right now outside of the playoffs, but I would trust them more than some of the teams that are inside the playoffs.

I would say the Colts are the team that nobody wants to play right now. Yep. Yep. Officially. Yeah. Like their number one, if I'm looking at my rankings of teams that you don't want to I put it's usually a team like the Colts, like the Colts, I would say the Niners. No one wants to play the Niners right now.

Yeah. I mean, the Colts started 0 and 3. And since then, they have, you know, been playing very good football. And besides that, you know, like think about their two losses since they started 0 and 3. That Ravens game where they totally fucked up on that Monday in football and the game against the Titans at home, which they also totally fucked up the famous Carson Wentz. That was actually a better pick six than getting a safety there.

Galaxy brain move. So they're playing good football. I, I, yeah, I think officially the Colts are the team no one wants to play in the end. Okay. My top, my top three teams that nobody wants to play is number, number one, the Indianapolis Colts. Yes.

Number two, I've actually got the Vikings. Nobody wants to play the Vikings right now. Okay. Just cause it sucks to hang out with Kirk Cousins. Number three, the 49ers. I was going to say the 49ers. Yep. Those are my top three.

We're synced up. We're synced up. We're on the Eagles too. Yeah. No. Eagles are starting to get there. Eagles are four. We are synced up.

We're like story girls in our period right now. Yeah. We're getting there. We're getting there. All right. So bury the football, Sean McDermott. That's your only hope. He has to bury several footballs.

Here. Good news. You get to play Thursday night against Trevor Simeon. Yep. Who has not looked great. Great medicine. And hopefully that figures everything out. The dome will probably be rocking, but at least you get that like, Hey, we can get some,

if you win that game on Thursday night against the Saints team, that even if they have been playing poorly and lost a couple in a row, they still have a ton of like talented players. You win on Thursday night. You get a little, as Jules calls it, a baby buy and then you get yourself figured out for a Monday night football game against the Patriots that will have huge, huge implications. Yep. I want to see, I want to see Buffalo bring a shit little wing sauce down to New Orleans for when they bring out the smoked turkey legs.

Yes. Cover that motherfucker up like it's a Buffalo. Yes. Hank, quickly. I want to see East. You are now in first. Did you ever, you actually said though, you're a little worried that it's too much too fast for the Patriots.

Yeah. As the Patriots have gotten hot, every other team in the NFL has had some stinkers. You know, you just want to be hot at the right time and right now it's good, but it's not the right time. Right. Yeah. They're peaking too early. When is the right time?

In a couple, couple weeks? Like a month. Right now the Patriots, I think are the best team in the NFL team. I said team. Wow. When they started tomorrow. Yeah. They would probably be in the top three Super Bowl favorite contenders.

Yes. Yeah. No, I don't think that's wrong. They're playing the best football of anyone right now. Have you heard anybody had the discussion about whether or not like, oh shit, we passed on Mack Jones. Like how they did with Patrick Mahomes, like all these teams that could have used a quarterback ahead of them.

I've seen that. Well, the Panthers are definitely a team that especially because someone pulled up Matt rules comments from the senior bowl where he was like, Mack Jones has it all figured out. Mack Jones is incredible. And then they pass on him and decided to go with Sam Darnold. So he's definitely number one on the list right now. I would say probably the 49ers have to be up there, Trey Lance, although we don't know

what he is. Maybe the Dolphins. Yeah. We'll see. Maybe the Dolphins. Dolphins are actually sneaky hot. We'll get to them. I'm a full on to a guy now.

I've been gaslit to just being like this guy rules. All right. Next one, Vikings Packers. This was the other like big game where it felt like there were we learned a lot from the Vikings and actually we learned a lot from both teams in this game. The Vikings will start with the Vikings. That was a Vikings game that, you know, the Al Pacino game of inches speech. Like Darnell Savage completes that interception of Kirk Cousins with like two minutes left.

The Packers go down, win that game in his same old Vikings. He doesn't complete the interception. Kirk Cousins takes him down. Dalvin Cook rips off a big run. The Vikings get a huge, huge win against a red hot Packers team. And now the Vikings are like you said, a team no one wants to play a team that has been in every game. I think they're, I think I saw the stat today, which is crazy.

The Vikings are the only team in the NFL that have had a seven point lead at some point in every single one of their games. Yeah. They've lost some really weird games. The Vikings are definitely they're a talented team. Mike Zimmer said it best because I feel, I feel in my bones when Mike Zimmer talks about how he spends his Sunday. He said, you know, they say Sunday is fun day.

It's not Sundays are not fun. Whoa. I agree. Sundays, like especially if you're Mike Zimmer, because even when you win a game, it's like, well, shit, okay, we probably, I can count the ways that we probably should have lost that game. That I personally blew it. And even when you lose a game, you're like, oh, shit, I can count the ways that we should

have won that game. Yes. It's got to be so frustrated. It's like a coin flip for them. But the Vikings, the strategy at the end, playing for a field goal. Yeah. Was a weird strategy. If you're a Vikings fan, if you're a Vikings fan, any other franchise, probably yes, play

for the field goal. Try to do like a 29 yard chip shot at the end and see if you can win it. But I don't think anybody that's a Minnesota fan was like feeling confident with that strategy. I would just try to score. Yeah. They're like, fuck that. Like, I know that I cannot count on Greg Joseph to make a field goal. It's actually a damned if you do damned if you don't, because you have on one hand the

Vikings history of field goals, and you're like, oh my God, we don't want to leave it up to field goal. And then on the other, you have the history of Aaron Rodgers just ripping people's hearts out with late game heroics. So they win huge when again, it was, it was crazy to see like how little we actually went to commercial break because we have six games on. We didn't realize that Donald Savage had had had kind of fumbled the interception. We thought that it was like, oh, same old Kirk throws a big pick, which it was a terrible

throw. Yep. But Kirk Cousins played well, Justin Jefferson. I don't know where you want to rank him, but he if you don't have him in your top five wide receivers, then you're just not watching football anymore because he's incredible, incredible. And he's doing the thing that ingratiates yourself to a fan base where he wore a Randy Moss shirt today saying how much he loves Randy Moss. That's like the coolest thing you can do if you're for a Vikings fan.

But also this guy loves our other guy who's who's the man also kind of a desperate move on Jefferson's part. He said that Randy Moss hasn't been like as welcoming to him as he would like he wants to be boys. Yeah, he was. And Randy Moss is like, Hey, I've got friends. I'm old. Yeah.

I'm in my 40s. I don't make new friends. Right. That that chip sales when you're about like 30 years old is probably when you stop making like real lifelong friends. Yes, I would say. But he was incredible. Yeah.

Oh yeah, 30. I would say it might even be like, Yeah, 30. If you're if you're out there making lifelong friends past the age of 30, it's because they need something from you or you need something from them. I'm going to get a text. We're going to probably get text messages from people after this discussion. But I think the rule is like every year past 30, you you lose two friends. Yeah.

Yeah, not even on purpose. I'd say just just you lose track of friends and then eventually you just die with no one. Yeah, I'd say if you're not to get bleak. If you're past 30, I lost a lot of money gambling responsibly this weekend, not to get bleak. You die with no one. And also, Randy Moss is old. Justin Jefferson is young. The rule is like divide your age and half plus seven.

If they're younger than that, then it's weird to be friends. Acquaintances. You can be acquaintances, not friends. But yeah, Justin Jefferson, top five wide receiver. He was sensational. He had 100 yards in the first quarter. He had two touchdowns. He was absolutely incredible.

The Packers defense got a tiny bit exposed, I'd say. Yeah, a little bit. But I'd be more concerned with Mason Crossbar. Well, no. I was a Packers fan. Okay. So I'm happy you brought that up. I'm concerned about Mason Crossbar.

I actually think if you're a Packers fan and you care about loyalty and you care about community and, you know, you have your stock in your basement, you need to realize that Mason Crosby has done a lot for your organization. He's a Packer through and through. And if you don't want him on your team for the rest of the season and through the playoffs, you're a bad fan and you're also disloyal. This guy's going through a little something. He'll figure it out.

It will not come back to bite you. Be a good fan. Keep rooting for Mason Crosby. And I almost say Crossbar every single time. It's such a good day. And you better not say anything mean about him and you better not cut him. I would. Because you got to be a good fan.

I would actually like to retract half of what I'm saying about Mason Crossbar, because I don't I don't know that it's a Mason Crosby thing. He also doesn't hit the crossbar anymore. He misses. I think it's the entire field goal unit. I don't know how much of it is his fault and how much is the holder's fault because him and the holder, but but York is, but York was Yorkies, but York, they don't get along.

Yeah. For whatever reason, he doesn't hold the ball the way that Mason likes the ball to be held. So I don't know if that makes Mason Crosby a system kicker, or if it means that, like for whatever reason, like the backup quarterback, who's that would that be Jordan Love, right? Yes. Is Jordan Love just not a good holder? Hmm.

I don't know. Does he need to sit for a couple of years? No, he also you need to be loyal to him. Behind Bajorquez. Mason Crosby and and Jordan Love are your future if you're a Packers fan. Yeah. Also, Aaron Rodgers is hurt. He says that he's got a toe injury that's a little it's worse than having turf toe.

He says it's very, very painful and somebody stepped on it in the first half. Oh, man. I don't know if it is this Aaron Rodgers just like putting the excuses out there already. Also, if you were watching our live stream today, I might have at one point screamed out break his fucking neck as the Vikings are on a pass rush. So that was I don't remember saying it, but I know it's you weren't rooting for injury. You're rooting for like lifelong next time. Yeah.

Right. You're rooting for death. Right. But yeah, the Vikings that's a huge, huge win for them. They are semi rolling right now. You want your this doesn't make any sense. Kirk Cousins stat of the day. Was he wearing the white wedding ring?

No, I don't know what he was wearing. I think he was wearing the white today. Okay. You ready for the Kirk Cousins? This makes no sense. Yeah. We actually watched this guy play stat of the day. Kirk Cousins surpassed Aaron Rodgers today in games where you throw 300 touchdown 300

yards and three touchdowns in your first 10 years in the NFL. It is now Damarino one Kirk Cousins two in the whole list of 300 yard, three touchdown games in your first 10 season in the NFL. A lot of Super Bowl. It makes no sense. Those three. It makes no sense. It makes no sense.

No, it doesn't. There's 26 of them. Well, Aaron Rodgers had 25 of them. The reason why is because Kirk Cousins very frequently will be playing from behind in games where he has to throw for 300 yards. It's crazy. Three touchdowns against a prevent defense. He's playing well.

And he was taking shots. He was throwing it like all the things that you say we say about Kirk Cousins. He did not display those things today. It was very uncurc like. And in fact, I think that for the interception that he threw that wasn't his fault. Yeah. I remember watching. No.

I'm counting that as an exception. Yeah. I don't know if that was necessarily completely Kirk's fault or not. But yeah, three touchdowns, 341 yards. And yeah, he threw for an average of 9.7 yards per completion today. No, he was. He was throwing it. He was not checking it down as much.

So people get mad at us that we give Kirk shit. He was good today. He has been good this year. Let's see how it goes. If they get to the playoffs. I would like for Aaron Rodgers to make it look like it's a little bit more difficult than it is to play quarterback at the highest level. He's lazy.

So he'll make the most amazing throws and then he'll just be like, yeah, that's boring. Can we do some? I can't wait till this game's over. So I can go hiking in Kauai with my wife. He'll miss a throw. He'll miss a wide open guy. And it will be like maybe if he had tried to not be so whatever. I'm going to throw it off my back heel, but whatever.

You can't criticize him. That's fine. You know, I don't want to be salty here. I've already said I want to snap his neck. So we're good. I think it's fine to root for a player to die during a game because that's so far beyond the pale. It's crazy.

It's crazy. It would never happen. I'm like, oh, I hope this guy tears his ACL and it's another thing to be like, I hope Aaron Rodgers explodes. Yes. Yeah. Combusts. Yeah.

Lights on fire. I mean, that would make for a pretty ridiculous not top 10 moment. Yeah. All right. So Vikings huge when they are not in no, they are in the playoffs. They're the six seed right now. Correct. Five and five.

They're six in the end today. They are the six. The Vikings would be in the playoffs. Wow. So the Vikings are in the playoffs. They have a huge game against the 49ers coming up, which will have because those are, you know, they're kind of in the same spot trying to fight for that last spot or the last few spots.

And then they have the Lions Steelers and they're the Vikings are going to make the playoffs. The Vikings are going to make the playoffs. They play the Bears to they have two games against the Bears and a game against the Lions. That should be a pretty easy three and oh, if they play where's the 49ers game 49ers is at 49ers. Okay. They're going to win that game. Yeah.

Yeah. And he knows Kirk Cousins. Well, yeah, he loves him, but loves his ass. It's like that. He wanted to get him out there. Right. I know. He still does.

I would imagine. I think they always will. All right. Washington football team. 27 Panthers. 21. Taylor Heineke in the Washington football team bullied the Panthers. It was it was awesome.

I loved every second of this game for the most part. It was, you know, a classic story. You had a former Panthers dual threat quarterback returning home showing out in front of the crowd and also Cam Newton was there. Taylor Heineke fucking skull fucked him. Yeah. This was Taylor. Taylor Heineke is Brett Favre with a bigger dick.

I love watching Taylor Heineke play. Well, that's not saying a lot. No, it's not. No, I meant exactly what I said. He's got a completely average sized penis probably the way that he plays. But like when he wins, he's so fun to watch. He is just ridiculous. The fourth downplay that he had, I think it was fourth and three and he threw it like

sidearm as he was falling down on the ground. It was amazing. Yes. I love this game right now. I'm thinking the offs. I'm thinking that we're going to the offs. Yeah. We're not soupy, but it's off season and it's I've been running the math here.

I've been looking through the numbers, the deep numbers leading into the playoff hunt. If we can win with Seattle coming to town, all we have to do then is take care of business against the NFC split one against the Cowboys. I think we're in the off. Yeah. You play your last five games are against the Cowboys Eagles and Giants. Yeah. I mean, it will be interesting because the NFC East, and obviously we're taping this

before the Giants play on Monday night football, but like there it is quickly become a very respectable division after last year's debacle. Yeah. Like the Eagles are playing well. The Cowboys obviously they lost today, but they've been very well playing very well. And the Washington football team on a little two game winning streak. Taylor Heineke 38 for 48 413 yards for touchdown zero interception is the last two games. That's pretty good.

He's pretty damn good. It's pretty good. Terry McClaren also is like unguardable. Yep. He's great deal. You guys ran all over him. Yep. And the defense is looking decent now.

The defense is rounding into form and we're getting Montez sweatback in the next couple weeks from his broken jaw. So I don't know if he's been eating soup for the last couple weeks or how that's going, how you how you actually heal from a broken jaw. But I'm excited about the Washington football team. Now I'm starting to talk myself into Taylor Heineke being the guy again again. Again. Yeah.

I've got three straws now and I feel like he's probably going to be the starting quarterback going into next year regardless of what happens in the draft. Let's just say that we took Kenny Pickett or somebody like that in the draft. I still think that Taylor would be starting week one next year. Yeah. I was just looking at you guys ran 40 times for 190 yards. You bullied him. You bullied you bullied the Panthers.

Chris McCaffrey is back though. He looks good. Cam Newton his celebration after his touchdown where he ran in the middle of the field. That was as the kids say extra is that what they say extra is a little extra kind of cringe a little cringe. I thought it was cringe after the fact to the age. It was a little cringe because it just it took so long for him to get to the middle of the field.

What is he going to do? What is he going to do? Oh he's just standing on the middle of the field. Well he spiked it on the Panther. Yeah. I also shout out to Sir Purr who's apparently a commissioned officer in the military this weekend. Oh wow.

He put on like the full officer uniform with the cap. Hell yeah. He looked awesome and to be honest like I really do think that the military should have a mascot. Yes. Billy. Yeah like it's Billy. It's Billy. It's Billy wearing like a giant stuff like a bald eagle costume rolling around in a segue.

Yeah. It should be Billy. The. I would sign up so fast for the military. The the fan rolling up the Yes We Cam poster was so fucking funny. You just got to leave that hanging. You have to just leave it. You can't take that home with you.

It was just a sad Panthers fan who was so excited for Cam Newton which it was like admitted the as a sports fan. It was a cool moment. It was a cool moment. Cam Newton especially when you have a guy like a younger franchise that hasn't been around forever. Cam Newton is the guy. He is the first guy you think of when you think of the Panthers behind baby Jake DeLong.

Ray Carruth. Ray Carruth. Jake DeLong. Cam Newton. But Greg Olson was pretty quick to drop the old Hollywood could not write a script like this. Cam Newton coming back to the Panthers. If you went into a script meeting in Hollywood California they would stab you with a knife.

They wouldn't be even suggesting this. They wouldn't be able to read it because it would all be in Cam's hieroglyphics. It's actually like one of the more common tropes is the prodigal son returning. Yeah. It's like 50% of all movies. You have to win a Super Bowl for me to be like wow this is crazy. They would snap your neck in Hollywood. More likely they're not going to go to the playoffs and we're going to be like wow that

was fun that time he came back but he looked okay and yeah the Yes We Cam poster she was just sitting I don't know if it was a he or she was just rolling it up like all right well I'm going to bring this one back to the garage and we'll be back next Sunday with the Yes We Cam. John did have a sick touchdown pass though to Christian McCaffery. Yes he did. That was really nice. That was vintage Cam Newton right there.

He looks better than he did last year. He remembered how to throw football this year. Maybe it's the weather in Carolina I don't know what it is but yeah he's got a normal throwing motion. He's still very fast very strong. When he gets in the red area he can still run over most people. He's still one of the best short yardage options in the history of professional football. So if you're going to be the Panthers and you're not going to have really a shot at the playoffs

this year it's good that Cam's around and they still kids. They still do have a shot at the playoffs because everyone has a shot at the playoffs because the seventh playoff spot I actually hate it. It's totally fucked up my brain where I see a team that's under 500 at this point in the season. I'm like no chance. Yeah. But then we just talked about the Washington football team maybe going to the Yoffs and

the Eagles being like a Yoff team. Yeah. So it makes no sense. We're in the conversation for being in the hunt for the Yoffs. Yeah. That's all I want right now. We're ahead of schedule from where we were last year. Nobody thought we were in the Yoffs last year.

Yeah. And guess what. We're here. We're back bitch. The Vikings are firmly in the Yoffs. Five and five. Oh also this hat is two and oh since I found this RG three hat in Times Square for the low low price of five dollars from a street vendor.

Hell yes. Been rocking it. It's my magic luck hat. I love it. I love it. You gotta you can never take it off. Never. Never ever take it off.

All right. Let's stay in the. We're out of the off somewhere in this every weekend. We're in the Super Bowl. If you win the Super Bowl that hot that that hat goes to Kim. Yes. Absolutely. All right.

Let's stay in the NFC East. The Eagles Saints. The Eagles have found something we've credit to Nick Siriani. We've made fun of him a lot. He wins his first game in Philadelphia. They have definitely found something offensively. I actually am now and I don't I would love for Eagles fans to tell us how they're feeling. But I'm starting to see like you have three first round picks.

I'm starting to see a world where like maybe Jalen Hertz is the guy if you run the ball a shitload and think you know like because he can make a few throws here and there. You can't ask him to throw it 50 times. But he's so dynamic running the ball and they're so good running the ball with their offensive line. There's a path. So Nick Siriani you get your first win in Philadelphia. He definitely is going to go to like Geno's or Pat's or both and do a tiktok or something

and be like I'm a real Philadelphian. Yep. But that was the Eagles have found something and there's they are also there's a couple teams out there that are semi rolling. Eagles are definitely one of the Eagles are rolling Darius lay. He scored one touchdown in his first hundred twenty five NFL games. He scored three touchdowns in his last four games since becoming a dad. I don't know if he was already a dad but since huge having the most recent child he's got

the opposite of whatever post-par depression is. That was an all time bad interception by Trevor Seaman. There was like 10 seconds left in the half. They had bet the Saints had had a bad half but they were OK we're not totally dead. Oh let me throw a pick six that was a no doubter. Just he picked that off and no one was even close to him. I think that the Eagles are excuse me the Saints. I don't know what Sean Payton's waiting for.

Call Phillip Rivers right now well Simeon is not the guy called Phillip Rivers. He's probably going to be itching to get out of the house after Thanksgiving when he has like his entire family over. Yes. Get him working or at the very least get Tebow back there and do the Taysum Hill Tebow like do and varsity Tebow. That would be sick. That would be the wing and a prayer offense.

They I mean the Saints are dealing with obviously they I think both their guards were out or no. Yeah both their starting guards were out. They also obviously Khmer is not out which is he's he's incredible but this is a problem when he's out. He is like 90 percent of your offense not only catching but you know not only running but catching. It's like when Christian McCaffrey is out for the for the Panthers.

That's right. You lose everything. Yep. But the Saints defense is still awesome and they have a top five rushing run defense in the league and the Eagles were able to just push them around and the Eagles were able to run all over them. I think they ran for you. They ran for 242 yards.

Jalen Hertz had three touchdowns. I don't know. I came away from that game being like listen the Saints have problems. We knew they had problems. They're on Trevor Simeon. They have injuries everywhere but the Eagles like the Saints are still a team that if you get you can't sleep on them. You know what I mean.

Like they might have a bunch of injuries but they're not an easy out and the Eagles kind of made it an easy out form. I still feel like if if Sean Payton actually sticks with Trevor Simeon through the end of the season and doesn't make an effort to do something about it. We called Teddy Bridgewater. Yeah he would but he's you know he did. He did. He tried.

He tried to get Bridgewater back on the team. Yeah. Yeah I mean he needs to do something different because otherwise and this is the crazy part is the Saints are still in the playoffs right now. I feel like they've been. Everyone's in the playoffs. Everyone's in the playoffs right now but the Saints feel like a team that's way worse than their five and five record right now based off how they played recently but I feel

like Sean Payton is just kind of playing the draft pick game without saying out loud he's playing the draft pick game if he sticks with Simeon. Right. Right. I'm not a professional talent evaluator at quarterback believe it or not as smart as I am but Sean Payton can tell that Trevor Simeon stinks. If the Saints just win the games they're supposed to win they will finish nine and seven like they if they win the games they're going to be favored in they will they will

finish nine and seven and so there's still a chance for them to go to the playoffs but it obviously the last three games they lost the Falcons the Titans and the Eagles after they had that huge win against the box and it hasn't looked pretty and I don't know maybe you just hope that everyone gets healthy. I guess that's really all you can just hope. They always say hope is not a strategy. That's bullshit. Yeah.

Hope is a great strategy. You just you just think positive thoughts and you just hope that the universe takes care of all the actual steps and processes for you. I'll tell you one thing. I'm actually going to say it right now and now obviously doesn't doesn't actually eliminate either team but I'm declaring Thursday night Thanksgiving night loser leaves town Saints Saints bills loser if you lose that game and you're if you're the bills and you lose that game to a hobbled Saints team it's over and if you're the Saints and you lose that

game it's probably over it might have been over anyway but it's probably over because now you've lost four in a row and it's getting back. It's really really over and you got to play the Cowboys but then yeah if the bills lose it they're in deep trouble. The bills should win. It might be a loser leaves town. I might declare it a loser leaves town. It might be.

I mean bills fans in New Orleans are going to have the time of their lives. Awesome. So good. Let's talk about the drunkest people in America going to be incredible. Godspeed. Jalen Hurts you're right though like looking at his stats right now and looking at the Philadelphia rushing stats the Eagles are building something. They're three running backs are three top running backs.

They might have like the best three headed monster that there is when you look at miles Sanders. We are Howard and Boston Scott. All pretty good options. Miles Sanders had like six yards six and a half yards per carry today against a good Saints defense. I it's I'm going to give you more credit next year. I don't I actually don't really know.

I need to listen to our friend Big Ang down down in Philadelphia to get a pulse on Eagles fans and big ants. His name is Angelo. No. No that's a different guy. We called him Angelo. We assumed his name was Angelo. His name is Anthony.

We assumed his name. I love that guy. When I meet somebody from Philadelphia I assume that their name is is Angelo. Maybe we should have him back on. We'll see him in the last Philly fans or we'll wait till there's a big Eagles game and then we'll have him on. I mean you guys held him on hold for like an hour. Yeah that was mean of us but he was being mean to us.

He started the radio war against us and then in a twist of fate he was like I actually am just jealous of you guys. That was awesome. It became our best friend. It was a good moment. I talked to him. I love him. I mean he is the most Philadelphia person ever.

He's one of my friends I lost in 2019. Yeah. Yeah we made a friend. Yeah. I actually am very curious where Eagles fans we will ask Smitty and Roan but like Nick Siriani is a is doing a very good job with the Eagles because he is proving that it's not about who you have on your team it's about making that like playing to their strengths like Jalen Hertz is not a prototypical pocket passer.

If you want to make him just try to pass the ball all game long you're going to fail and they said hey we have a really good offensive line an experience offensive line that can dominate teams. We have some good running backs we have Jalen Hertz. Let's change our entire philosophy and let's become a run first like run all the time team and then every now and then Trojan Vante Smith who's incredible I just I don't know I think they just deserve a ton of credit for what they're doing because I feel like if you look at the Eagles from September you'd think that they were completely lost and everyone

was saying well we have three draft picks and that's all we're going to look forward to now they legitimately have a chance to go to the playoffs and they're playing really good football going into December. If Nick Siriani can put it together with the Eagles team game to the playoffs we need to start having the like boy genius conversation about Nick Siriani. Seriously though like we don't give enough we bash guys all the time saying with the royal we in the media obviously not just us not just us he is such an up to the city of Philadelphia I would be remiss if I didn't call that out.

Yeah no of course and he also had some very weird press conferences and some weird analogies that he threw out there but he has figured out a way to and you know they've won three or four so it's not like they're lighting the world on fire but they're doing enough to make the team competitive and we've said it many many times not everyone could be a great team sometimes it's just nice to have your team be like hey Sunday I'm looking forward to watching them and the fertilizer I'm starting to see a little bit of plant growth through the fertilizer through the shit because if you got fertilizer either there are three options one you just have a giant field of shit two you have a car bomb that's going to explode

eventually and then three McVeigh well yep too soon okay and then third you've got the little bit plant the little like tiny little flower that's starting to poke through it's budding through yeah I'm seeing a little posey something through something there and then you know maybe Howie Rosemont goes and just steps on it smushes it but we don't know or he's like I grew this yeah I grew me Howie yeah Jeffrey Lurie look at this I grew this right here this plant all right before we get to the next one you had a quick word from our friends at Chevy PFT I love Chevy you know I love Chevy we're truck guys here a part of my take and we're big Chevy Silverado guys it's the most advanced Silverado ever it's

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but that has to be the longest field goal drive it might be the longest field goal drive ever we'll have our stats guy look it up they went 13 minutes and five seconds 20 plays and then kicked a field goal from the one yeah I would feel like that was such a waste of my time at that point like forget about the actual mathematics and and advanced analytics or wind probability behind kicking that field goal I would just be like what did we just do I can't believe I just spent all that time calling plays yes three points that felt like I I used enough energy where it should be worth seven points yes of my voice yes it was it was baffling I don't know why they did that but I guess now that I'm talking it through you yeah you kind of have to if you go 13 minutes

and 20 20 plays you have to walk away with something well you can't get right we got nothing you're playing against the Jaguars so three points might as well be 14 but also you don't want to give the Jaguars that little tiny bit of hope because I just assumed that the Jaguars start out every game and they're fan based as to we know several Jaguars fans you just start out every game with zero hope and if they give you just like a slight window you get door creases open a little bit and there's a faint bit of light at the end of the hallway you're like wow we can win a football game maybe well so you don't want to give that to them you're exactly right because Urban Meyer said in fact uh you know we always talk about coach speak and you know looking at

yourself in the mirror and and or if you're Matt Nagy saying no one's to blame but everyone but Urban Meyer is now at the phase of the Jaguars season where he's saying we're not far off I refuse to believe we're far off okay so he's he actually corrected himself yeah with the second part of that so he he said we're not far off well at least me personally I don't want if we are far off I don't want to acknowledge that yeah no one tell me we're far off yeah because I'm not going to hear it don't even put any signs around me that say we're far off yeah no you're right that this was this was really for the Niners it was more of a test of do you consider yourselves to be professionals right because you just had a big win now you're playing a game everyone thinks that you should

win anyways if you feel like you have a job that you want to keep for a while this is a game that you should easily win I also I broke up publicly with Kyle Shanahan a couple weeks ago I just I couldn't take it anymore because I was I've always been a big Kyle Shanahan guy I've always defended him and the results weren't there I think he's personally trying to win me back because what he did today he was like hey you know what I'm Kyle Shanahan I'm gonna make Devo Samuel the best fucking running back in the NFL so Devo Samuel carried it for eight times for 79 yards today in a touchdown and he's just like yeah I'm gonna do it because I can well sometimes coaches they just see a player who's really good running with a football and they're like hey why don't we let

this guy run with a football more often yeah as opposed to just falling into the old trick of this guy plays wide receiver so why would we ever hand the ball but it catches the ball it was like what the fuck this is this is cool yeah just made their best wide receiver their best running back because they had one guy hurt no literally anybody I think could step in it's it's mostly Kyle Shanahan when he stands next to you you become a great running back yes if he breathes on you if you share a meal with Kyle Shanahan you can get you can average 4.7 yards of carry in his own blocking yeah you can you can put you you can put your foot in the dirt and one go one cut that's all you need right also here's a fun stat about Jimmy G he has the highest

winning percentage on the road of any quarterback since the year 2000 wow any quarterback wow he's Mr. Road wow he's a he's a road head he is big time guy on the road so I mean you can say that okay that doesn't really count because it's a quarterback win stat you could also say like Kyle Dushak has the highest winning percentage of any fullback in the NFL you could say Kerr Cousins has the most 300 yard three touchdown yeah but it is a fact that Jimmy G wins football games on the road one way or another it's it is a fact you cannot disagree with it yeah you can't you can say that I'm dumb for bringing up but guess what it's correct yeah and we like dumb facts on this show um I just love the fact that I and I know obviously it's because he Dan Mullen coached

for Urban Meyer and Urban Meyer obviously coached at Florida but I just like the fact that Dan Mullen got brought up in Urban Myers press conference just because it's gonna be fun there are it we're basically he was like he's a good friend of mine I'm gonna call him and his wife I didn't hear that yeah make out probably probably triple kiss how how upset do you think Lane Kiffin is because he's you know they're gonna be rumors that he's gonna take the Florida job too he's gonna be like hey can your wife stick around and just kiss everyone that gets off the bus I was I'm I'm I'm loving the fact that we're getting to a point now with the college coaching world that every single job that Urban Meyer would potentially ever want or has had is going to open

up just to entice him to possibly come back and coach uh in the college I mean now all we need is Brian Kelly to have some shocking scandal at Notre Dame Brian Kelly then Ryan Day uh decides to go to the NFL and we got everything yeah we have everything that Urban could ever want whoever the coach at Utah is too yeah um all right I I do I do think Trevor Lawrence is I don't know what's going on well yeah I know he's like not I think he's a bust I actually I've talked myself into thinking that Trevor Lawrence is not going to be a good NFL quarterback he's not handling losing well that was our big concern about him going into this year I don't think like you can't say you definitely can't say that he's handling losing well no but maybe you could say that he's not handling

it terribly because he hasn't fully he hasn't quit he hasn't quit yeah he hasn't tried to fight Urban Meyer yet right so I guess I guess he's handling losing averagely he uh I just don't know why they don't like back to the Nick Siriani conversation why don't they just run Clemson's offense for a year why don't they just like I know you don't want to get him hurt because he ran a little bit Clemson a lot of RPOs but just do something that makes him feel comfortable so he gets his confidence back you have to let him get an a couple easy shots in you know what I mean like compliment your boy yeah just give him a couple compliments make him feel good about himself maybe he will be able to play better I think he is right now I think this is just it's becoming

a situation where it's impossible to evaluate him I'm going to need at least three years of tape on Trevor Lawrence before I make a definitive declaration but he's there's some bust smells coming from him yes I'd agree I would agree some some stink coming from him also uh Nick Bosa is we we kind of forgot about him because he got injured last year and he missed the whole year he's officially a full-on game record he's back back he's a game record yet his 10th sack today I think he had two um and then I saw a stat that a quarter of his pass rushes today he got a QB pressure which is pretty damn good that is so I think he's back to being a full-on game record I don't want to bring up a sore subject here big cat but Robbie Gold why did the Bears let him go

um because it it was it was explained at the time that yeah he's not the future of the position in Chicago right and that he's getting old and since he's been in in San Francisco he's been really really good so I want to give you the opportunity to explore that thought he did it makes no sense I mean everyone loved him he did kind of suck he had one of those like kick there's actually a good point to bring back to Packers fans is why you stick through the bad times uh he did have a bad year like he had a bad year where he was missing a lot of kicks I can't remember what year he did also have the year where he got in a fight with Brandon Marshall that was under Tresman though so I think he hung around for a couple more years that was

always when your wide receiver and your yeah but when your wide receiver and kicker are having like locker room fights in the like week eight that's never a good thing when your kicker feels in both that's more of a coaches thing though like if your kicker feels emboldened to pick a fight with a non-kicker on the team that's just bad organization from from a structural standpoint yes I'd agree with your kicker a little bit more beaten down than that that actually wasn't too far off from the time that that uh that happened but yeah he had like one of those years where you're like wait is he getting old he missed six kicks which was off of his usual uh but yeah no it was a big mistake it was a huge mistake the Bears shouldn't have done that I also think it was

something about money I can't the Bears have made so many stupid things in the last forever forever's a long time but that's felt like forever uh you just pile it on you just throw it on you're like oh yeah fuck I still like that guy so root for him um just a little sidebar here I'm getting a little bit concerned big cat I feel like Jake is really struggling to breathe over here I don't know are you did you not take your medicine you haven't been taking your aphrine it's really cold in here so that makes you a little stuffy you're really stuffy yeah yeah all right you're you're off the aphrine though right yeah I've I've dabbled a little bit but I'm kind of scarred from last year you can't you can't even dabble with the aphrine Jake you'll

get you'll snap right back into smelling salt in my face yeah it will help yeah it might clear it up but you should carry around those chips that say how long it's been since you've had apologies for my distraction no you're not you're not I'm just worried about you thank you I don't want anybody to die during this show now I'm like going down a maybe I feel like he missed a kick against the fucking giants or something that was like man he's probably washed up but he wasn't he's not washed up and why'd you do that to me I'm sorry I'm just why did you do that because I saw no because I remember I remember the day I was like no he's been very good for the last couple years why did this happen I remember it happening and being like it was a transition time I want to say it was

when trustin was going out might have been I can't remember all the timeline is just so shitty now but I just remember he missed a couple kicks and everyone's like uh oh and then he was just good again mm-hmm because everyone gets good when they leave the bears all right so we might as well because we're here Raven 16 bears 13 um I don't really know what to say at this point they're they're such a poorly coached team they the bears do you want to know a fun fact the bears haven't won a game off of the buy since 2013 that's pretty bad that's that's that's a pretty yeah isn't that crazy no it is it is actually crazy here here's another one Matt Nagy's 0 and 4 off the buy so that's bad right but in his defense he's played against really good quarterbacks played against

Aaron Rodgers one of those four losses Aaron Rodgers uh Teddy Bridgewater ever heard of him Tyler Huntley today yeah Brock Oswiler great quarterbacks yeah Matt Nagy has lost he's 0 and 4 off the buy three out of four of those are against backup quarterbacks I think he just overthinks things you want Matt Nagy to be playing on his as little rest as possible I mean he beat Tom Brady on what four days oh my god once he starts thinking about stuff too much then it all goes sideways for him and now we've got thanks to the bears we've got Andy Dalton and Tim Boyle matching up on Thanksgiving day I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah thank you for apologizing I'm sorry if you watch that game in its entirety yeah you should actually get the USA insurance it's so

Ron Kowski's angling for it's you have to watch that game it's so so bad it's also the unstoppable force versus the immovable object because the Lions I have thought for the entire you guys have heard me saying it it's actually like disgusting that I keep saying it because it's an obsessive compulsive disorder that I think that the Lions are going to get their first win against the bears on Thanksgiving day I just say it every week I'm like it's going to happen it's going to happen it's going to happen in front of everyone everyone's going to sit down and watch it uh and there's a small part of you that says well if the Lions get their first win on Thanksgiving day the bears will definitely fire Matt Nagy right yeah well no because the bears have never fired

a coach in the middle of a season in the history of their franchise the bears are a charter member of the NFL well that's good that's good because then you're gonna bear's way no but then you're going to lose a lot more games this season and then you're going to get a better draft pick it's insane yeah thanks thank you no it's good yeah the last thing that we don't have yeah oh I forgot about that no I know you do I know you didn't I I keep making that joke you can't make that back at me my fault it was I actually did forget about it but I'm going to now make it on purpose oh I make it all the time and people like dude you don't have a first round pick like I fucking know I don't at least you at least you still have the guy that you trade the first round

pick for he's got ribs he's going to be okay there's ribs little bruise little bruise rib oh I was talking about the other guy that you trade a first round pick away for listen the real max playing really well right how are the Raiders guys doing not so well I don't actually don't think it was Henry rugs that was part of that pick package um Lamar Jackson we need to have a conversation but I'm worried about Lamar Jackson I think maybe he has celiac disease maybe he's Billy would say maybe he's got Crohn's I don't know what it is but he's got sick he's got the worst butthole in North America yeah and it's clearly not a contagious sick because he was at the game like they saw him walk into the facility you see how he's walking around he was

like verbal meme when the Chipotle hits do you think he's just angling for a pepto-bismal sponsorship he might be doing that I don't know I just he's always sick maybe he's like that kid in elementary school that just hates taking tests yeah and they're always sick on test day yeah but why wouldn't why would you hate playing the Bears you're gonna just rack up yards against the Bears that's a good point like that was the one game you should play but either way the only didn't lose it congratulations Tyler Hunley not Brett I always get him confused with Brett hunt the UCLA quarter Brett Huntley yes this is Tyler Huntley what did Huntley what does he do he uh whoo it's um yeah he and they lost in such a Bears way like almost winning Andy Dalton nice guy really nice guy made

a couple big throws but I just I I'm so sick of these guys that the I'll leave it with this because I don't want to talk about this god-forsaken shit team and organization much longer although Virginia McCaskey sitting in the the suite that was actually the the summed up the whole thing Virginia McCaskey's like 120 years old never missed again she's sitting up in the suite and the Sun is just fucking she's raw dogging the Sun it's just beaming right in her eyes that Sun is gonna kill her and I don't know maybe that maybe that's what they wanted maybe that's what they're trying to do maybe that's all the kids and grandkids so they can sell the team and get some money but can we get this fucking lady some sunglasses she doesn't deserve to go out like

this she couldn't see a thing which again that now that I'm saying it might have actually been by design so they could be like yeah we played really well today either way that uh sequence the Bears midfield uh third and one they take a deep shot and they're playing Tyler Huntley so like punting isn't the worst idea here because you back them up and let them try to figure out they take a deep shot third and one Matt Nagy's uh headset breaks he freaks out at everyone oh he tried to fight the NFL official the guy that wears the yellow hat on the sidelines again it's not his fault it's everyone's fault uh take he takes a timeout which okay you didn't know what you're going to do on fourth down but whatever your headset broke I guess you have to even though

you're standing right next to your special teams coach takes a timeout then runs Wildcat it gets stuffed and also we got called for holding that's hard to do that's hard to do uh this team is a fucking joke Matt Nagy's a joke he's not going to get fired I'm gonna have to watch him for the rest of the year I'm gonna watch his stupid face and his squint being like he no one has things go wrong more than Matt Nagy and he just stares and is like how could this possibly be going wrong you dude you like someone just go walk up in front of him put a mirror in front of his face while he's doing this stupid thing that he thinks is coaching I'm just excited to see what he says this week during his press conferences that will literally drive you insane he's really good at

I mean dude he said taunting kids are watching yeah Matt Nagy is the best coach ever in the history of the NFL at saying the worst stuff ever he's so dumb he's so dumb he's like he know it's like he knows that it's going to piss you off particularly everyone I think he's engaged in a season long silent feud against you and he's not going to get fired no he's not going to get fired during the year but he's done after this think about this though he's going to lose to the Lions the Lions are going to get their first win Dan Campbell's gonna get his first win with Tim Boyle mm-hmm and the Bears won't fire him because it's the Bears way to not fire a coach mid-season I actually don't I'm not so sure about that I know there's way it's a Bears way you have to prepare

yourself for the worst-case scenario at all times but I don't I don't think that the Bears are going to lose that game it's the Bears way it's the Bears way don't look pretty good today um thoughts and prayers to Justin Fields with his red and apparently a spleen yeah he's got a spleen too no I'm sure something horrific will happen to him I've said it many times Bears have dropped the patch from homes you've got to hit by a bus by on Michigan app so initial tests done on Bears quarterback Justin Fields today did not reveal any broken ribs yeah I confirmed that Fields's ribs will be will undergo further tests on Monday yeah so I don't know what further tests they're going to re x-ray his ribs they're going to poke it and be like does it hurt they're going to hit it yeah

and be like did we break it now he's going to keep touching it out that hurts out that doesn't hurt out that hurts um all right speaking of lions let's talk about the lions lions uh put up some fight Tim Boyle you tried Tim Boyle significantly outperformed my Tim Boyle expectations and also made Jarragov's a friend so we're not going to bash him because we do love him uh he hasn't had the best season but if you thought that Tim Boyle was better than Jarragov like no no Jarragov gives you your best chance to win right now yes Jarragov with two strained obliques gives you a better job than Tim Boyle Tim Boyle um he had a great game by Tim Boyle standards we should say that the fact that he has completed I think three passes in his NFL history going into today yep

he significantly outperformed that margin yes he had a couple bad interceptions but that's what you get when you sign Tim Boyle former Yukon standout here's the bad part about Tim Boyle I don't even think he was a standout at Yukon no I think he was like a very average Yukon quarterback no who's now playing in the NFL yes how did Lofsky was good our Lofsky was he was nice at Yukon yes Dan was good at Yukon Tim Boyle Tim Boyle was kind of nice kind of like a game manager at Yukon yes that something about lion the lions just love Yukon quarterbacks Tim Boyle like his name is just funny he's not he Tim Boyle is your is a friend of a friend who like opens up a bar and then it fails within like six months oh Boyle's you're like I never got to go there oh oh like did you hear

like Derek's friend Tim he opened up a bar we should go check it out and then like three months later say oh yeah should we go check out the oh no it's art he's already running into the ground yeah Tim Boyle is not a guy he's a guy that you would love to have like assistant managing your bar and then but he inherits some money and he tries to do it too soon I think he's like I think I'm ready to take that next step and open open up oh Boyle's I think you call him assistant manager but you never let him manage without you there yeah you're you make the schedule yeah and then you just have your own schedule and you're like okay great job I'll take it Tim yeah appreciated Tim yeah yeah uh he he Tim Boyle is the guy who you make him assistant manager just so that when he

has to get into that like once every two months fistfight with the drunkest guy at the bar you can be like well that that is what the assistant manager has to do yeah great job Tim yeah Tim there's another guy puking in the bathroom as assistant manager I think that's that falls under your purview to go pay the big bucks Tim yeah Tim Boyle has one great idea at your bar he's like I'm thinking Thursday night ladies night great job Tim and then he runs off that he puts that on every resume when he applies for a job outside the service industry he's like initiated new marketing features at the bar which increase food sales 125 percent yes on Thursday nights yeah you made so hot chicks got in free time yes and Tim also um this is getting very specific for any Tim Boyle's

out there Tim Boyle does also seem like a guy who uh he starts dating a woman who has like maybe I don't know a nine-year-old and uh he tries to fill the dad role and the kids like no no your Tim Boyle like no you're like yeah I'm gonna take I'm gonna take little like Johnny down the rollercoaster Johnny's like no I don't want to do that with you Tim Boyle Tim's got a two-seat he's got two-seat coop and then he trades it in after dating the chick for two weeks and he gets a Honda Civic SI with the tiniest backseat in the world buys a nice car seat and then he shows up and she's like no he's with his real dad yeah again yeah yeah and his real dad is fucking awesome yeah we had to break up because he was so awesome yeah all he did was awesome shit I couldn't

handle it anymore thanks Tim Boyle's car Tim Boyle's car smells like cigarettes nine years after he quit smoking oh good game Tim Boyle uh congrats to the Lions they managed to get an unsportsmanlike penalty in between quarters love it when there was a kneecaps I think that's officially biting kneecaps it's biting kneecaps but it was one of the players I think the official explanation Dan Campbell gave was he said something about another guy's mother in between quarters so I don't I don't want to say that's a discipline issue just because I don't want to say anything bad about Dan Campbell because I feel bad for him yeah and I love them but it's kind of a discipline issue I have a question for the Browns front so

the Browns have now won three games where they've scored 17 points or less obviously running the the ball is is their MO at what point though and we like Baker but at what point can is anyone going to step in and be like yo Baker Mayfield is really injured like he's really injured he's got a torn labrum he's got a uh I think a deep bruise on his knee and a heel injury and it like someone either should there's there's two courses of action one someone should step in and say Baker Mayfield you got to sit down get healthy like your money is at stake now because your fifth year contract you know option is coming up like they're probably going to pick it up but also you're not playing well right now because you're so injured so either do that option or hire Russell Wilson and Big Ben's

agent so that everyone can talk about how injured you are because no one talks about how injured Baker Mayfield Baker started to this week he he was the first person that like went through the list of the injuries that he had but Baker needs to have somebody else doing that for him and by somebody else I don't mean his wife who after the game put up a caption on Instagram saying like maybe the rest of the team should take a note from how tough Baker is he is but just get somebody that's not in your immediate family we're doing it for you Baker Mayfield is severely injured he's putting the team on his back but he is like he actually you watch him play in a weird way I almost feel like his injuries make him run more deceptively because when he's running and he's got like a

limp in his step you don't know where he's going to be cutting so when he was scrambling around the pocket stay on a couple occasions I saw him running and I was like he's like putting some like rhythmic juke's out there yeah after he would throw the ball I'd be like no oh no that's just because his knee is swollen yes which is making him run like that so in a weird way I thought he played he played pretty decently on on the amount of injuries that he had today but he's hurt but it's mostly that the running game for the Browns is great and Nick Chubb it's skinless or it's gloveless season for Nick Chubb he's going skin on skin with the football love it and I love when that happens Nick Chubb is amazing and we need to give credit to the Browns off into line yeah

more specifically we need to give credit to Callahan their offensive line coach who I think is now far and away the best offensive line coach in the league now that what's his name Skarnakia yeah that Skarnakia is gone who you might be back who knows yeah I feel like he's retired and unretired five times we don't know he just he gets bored when he doesn't have football to coach but Callahan is a fucking awesome everywhere that he's gone the offensive line has been incredible yep and so the the Browns offense like they can run the ball at will because yeah they've got Nick Chubb they've got Kareem Hunt they can chunt you to death but they also they got the guys up front that are playing really well right and they're all under contract but I just

think Baker Mayfield like at some point it's a detriment to your team it's admirable that he's playing he's tough as hell but someone's got to step in and say what's going on here like you you're clearly not healthy and this is probably not good like wouldn't you rather try to tread water like a especially against alliance team that you're going to be most likely with case Kenan get him a week or two off like and then try to because you still have a roster that could make the playoffs but it's not going to do anything if Baker Mayfield is this injured the rest of the year yeah I think that this was probably the game that you would do it in yeah this could have been a case Kenan game speaking of injuries Tim Boyle definitely is like yeah I play basketball and

then he shows up and he's wearing like old uh like Bill Russell's shoes and he then blows both of his ACLs within the first two minutes and then is in a wheelchair at the bar and it's really sad yeah I think he's like dude what why are you in a wheelchair oh I I tried to uh play a little pickup why did you try to play a little pickup oh well my son well it's he's not my son his dad invited me and I had to fucking I couldn't say no yeah I actually think we should we should talk about whether or not Tim Boyle's hurt injured because like he played pretty poorly today he played below what I thought that Tim Boyle could be doing yes Tim Boyle this is not the Tim Boyle that we all expected no yeah I can't wait for Tim Boyle on Thursday oh my god Tim Boyle versus

Andy Dalton just what America wants Tim Boyle Andy Dalton this is this is where it really becomes difficult as a fan to lie about how much we need to watch football because it's going to be on Thanksgiving there will be relatives in your house on Thanksgiving that don't understand why you're watching football and unless you're mentally tough you will allow them to break through into your mind and convince you that you shouldn't be watching this game because there will be a big part of you that's like why am I watching Andy Dalton and Tim Boyle you need to have your excuses ready you need to pick up people right now off the waiver wire and fancy football that will be playing in this game so that you can steal yourself against the people that will

try to convince you to turn this game off or you could just be like you see that quarterback for the Lions I used to go to his bar before it closed down and they're like oh really what I didn't know that yeah Tim Boyle they'll be like oh that makes sense yeah how much just a thought starter how much do you think uh I know it's not legal and it it would be there be hoops you'd have to jump through but if the NFL had anywhere with all our flexibility how much do you think we could pay Peyton and Eli to suit up for the Lions and the Bears and have a manning bowl on Thanksgiving being like no sack in the quarterback because that would be worth watching like let's say hey guys America we don't want to watch Andy Dalton versus Tim Boyle so both

these teams are going nowhere one of you gets Peyton one of you gets Eli no sack in the quarterback would pay them each 10 million dollars let's watch that how awesome would that be I think if you told Peyton that his touchdowns would count towards his career total yeah so that he could potentially overtake Tom Brady again and it counts as a Super Bowl and it counts as whoever wins this gets another ring you'll have one ring over the other man it's to officially declare who the most successful man in quarterback yes um all right also if you don't we kill Arch oh just saying that would probably make them get out there and let's do it all right uh Texans Titans I didn't really write much down for this game other than Vrable was like the wettest coach I've ever seen that's actually I have that

note right here yeah Mike for he looked like a cat that got dropped in a pond it was so bad and he didn't even move he just kind of stood there just wallowing in his own wetness wetness and just this was a game where we thought you you saw the score you saw what was happening you're like yeah but the Titans aren't gonna lose are they and then yeah they lost they I if you're a Titans fan you could you could either say that was the end of a great streak where they beat five really good teams and they were down they were eventually gonna have a letdown spot it was a weird game or you could say hey this is now a couple few games in a row where our offense without Derek Henry has not looked great well the Texans went with a Jets method of being a really shitty team before

you play against the Titans and then you can beat them right it's the Jets gave them the blueprint on that and the underdog is 14 and 13 straight up in Titans games we in the last 27 14 and 13 yeah oh straight up yeah straight up yeah so yeah so so moneyline underdogs they can beat the Titans it's when the Titans are are being disrespected that they're able to get out there and beat the shit out of you yeah I mean really kicked the shit out of you like the Tom Herman of the NFL right right Ryan Tannehill had a great chase down almost tackle on his interception saw that Mr Ryan T as many are calling him but then that I thought that the game was over when they intercepted that Ryan Tannehill pass and then they got tackled on I thought that they had to have that touchdown

the Texans needed a touchdown yes on a play like that if they're expected to win but they they chased him down the Texas ended up pulling it out to Rod Taylor had two awesome rushing touchdowns and on one of them I thought for sure like this is a to Rod Taylor I'm going to get injured for the rest of the season jump yeah we tried to leap over everybody and get into the end zone they also had a great drive maybe the most Texans drive of all time you ready for this the Texans had a seven minute drive it went 40 yards so 40 yards and so that's like 5.8 yards per minute and then they punted and then they recovered the Muff punt so the their best offensive play maybe of the entire afternoon was a punt that was Muff that's David Cully football that's incredible that's how you

win that's incredible Hank what are you right now this is going to break the fourth wall here what are you celebrating so much we're we're taping this during Sunday night football you've gone insane like five times I put in a crazy parlay plus that if the Steelers hold out is going to hit it thanks for sending it 4500 it it was I mean it was yeah thanks we usually bet together on you would have bet Austin Eccler to score three touchdowns yep over 47 and a half lead chargers minus six and a half yes Rothesburger over two touchdowns I actually I actually that's my bad I would have bet Austin Eccler to score four touchdowns yeah did he yeah yeah wow yeah so we I'm sorry guys wow so you're gonna win something we're not gonna have any pardon

I'm really we've always shared we've always shared you didn't on Sunday night I'm happy yeah yeah it's fine we always say hey what is everyone betting on tonight Hank didn't say a word when you I bet the Steelers too this was my hedge this was my like little little yeah little big awesome and what 100 to win 4600 oh that's cool that's Hank yeah that's cool that's cool move no that's really really really really happy for you that's a cool it's not it's not Billy's face I've never seen Billy this disappointed you probably just mushed what could mesh mush it the if the Steelers cover I mean there's four minutes left in the game anything can happen all right but that just deflated that's a bad teammate of the week what are you talking about

that I saw Billy's face I've never seen him that's sad we could have shared these things Hank could have been could have been celebrating together um okay thanks a lot oh my god you guys are David Cully coach the year yeah sure two wins for Texans that actually if David Cully gets four wins with this Texans roster I think he should be coached you know how we talk about how you know Mike White in the middle of his the the Mike White mania yeah Mike White sanity that hit New York um David Cully right white is right yeah yeah Mike White power yeah sir that happened yep um David Cully should just fake a heart attack right now yeah and go out on top dude you've won two games you beat the Titans you beat one of the best teams in the entire NFL and you made

Mike Rable look like the wettest person of yeah he was so wet and so sad yes it was bad he needed like a hat Rable's not a hat guy but if you're in a downpour you got to have you either have to have a hat or you just need a little lackey next to you with an umbrella holding you're telling me you guys didn't do any other little parlays or sprinkle props no no I told everybody all my bets that I made we've we've done I'm an open multiple Sunday nights we've done it this all started because of you like a month and a half ago when we're like we all have to bet together on Sunday nights because it's not it's fun when we cheer together and win something big together and we all took the Steelers and you and you just you just didn't we all took

the Steelers and you just hedged against it with something that's going to win all right it's fine I'm gonna start telling you guys all my bets no Sunday night is all we care about when we sit here all together and all right all right if you have a bet that's going to win you $4,600 off a hundred dollar investment that's something I would be interested in hearing yes on a Sunday night when we're all sitting here I did it when I was in in this room you guys were finishing getting I'm just glad that you're glad Hank yeah no I'm happy for you if Hank is if Hank's a happy boy then a rising tide lifts all boats yes that's actually not sure you there I did it before but yeah you did it I know what you did right well after pft said what's everyone betting tonight you said nothing

nothing why'd you ask all right let's go to oh let's do one more ad and then we'll finish the the the games pft what do we have yeah so I want to talk to you about a brand new sponsor actually Mack Weldon love Mack Weldon they are now sponsoring part of my take you're a busy guy stop thinking about what to wear just embrace the radically efficient Mack Weldon daily wear system that's right the daily wear system is a selection of clothes it's rooted in smart design made with performance fabrics and oh that's a shame oh my fucking what just happened go hard what just happened Hank you what what's going on finish the fucking ad read finish the ad read pft and then we'll get to this I'm going to pretend this didn't happen

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bet the Steelers so we're happy so it's a team that's good yeah yeah we all bet the Steelers together like we said yeah I oh no it's big thing okay you you can't you can't reverse that one when we we've made a pact all bet together we all bet the Steelers together and then you made a side hedge usually text around and then if the Steelers cover which we all bet together which is awesome your side hedge loses mm-hmm remember Antonio Brown mm-hmm we rode together we died together for that and that was incredible let's go Steelers big Ben with a pump fake oh okay I'm rooting for you Hank I'm rooting for you big cat no I'm rooting for you for you no I said it first no I said it first I'm rooting for all of us mm-hmm get that Steelers cover yeah let's go boys right yep yeah

everyone that's the point everyone wins we would all win when didn't you bet the Steelers yeah all right my line oh you really put yourself in a pic that's why I was like I'm gonna bet the Steelers my line and if they if the Steelers get blown out I'll do a little hedge with the chargers my this is gonna be Steelers score and then oh and then they're gonna and then they're gonna tie it and then the chargers are gonna kick a field goal mm-hmm oh my god Hank damn there's a lot of time left all right let's get to the rest of the games we'll update everyone that was a nice little peek into the world the part of my take live what a game it's been an incredible game which you actually heard us talk about at the beginning all right Dolphins Jets uh I just love it the Jake

just alpha thing Billy any which way he can yeah no it's cool Rex Ryan said we're fine he went and met with Sala and we're good oh he's got a plan Rex Ryan said he heard him he's a very smart guy and there's a direction of the team so don't worry about the future is bright that's kind of like the Rex Ryan cycle that we've been used to recently is he puts his foot in his mouth no pun intended and then he gets somebody mad at him he's like I don't know why this guy's mad at me and then he sits down makes peace with him and then he has another week of content of yeah now right now me and Baker on our great terms now right so that's just kind of what Rex Ryan does Joe Flacco look pretty good today I would dare say that the New York Jets have one of the

best quarterback rooms in all the NFL oh wow they're all just kind of the same quarterback and they're all legends in their own right no one's particularly great but no one's awful awful if you discount like Mike White's most recent two games you know how you guys were saying every team's in it the Dolphins are four and seven home Panthers home Giants by home Jets whoa seven and seven at Christmas they could get wild guard they could get it and I'm a to a believer he played well today like to us to us yes they threw the deep ball he didn't it wasn't just dinking dunk to a little play action going well I I am now to the two of fans I don't know if we're gonna be able to finish this podcast the two of fans are this is major issues are you mad at me no

what I don't know what I did wrong you did nothing wrong I we accept most me whatever it is what it is but I shouldn't have been celebrating but I didn't you guys act like that was over you you act like the bet was over if Hank has the best right now he would blow it up and kill everybody in this room well not to mention that I also uh I cashed out of my stealers money because I thought this was gonna hit so you do not have the stealers we didn't really bet the stealers with us and you also don't have any more I literally as when the when the chargers uh or no when the stealers went down seven I was like whatever I'll get out I'll just get get a little out of it there's no way the stealers are winning this game

when did you cash out when was that though well they're down seven while we're recording yeah so like we're we're doing the podcast and Hank's brain is like probably regulating all these devious little schemes to make money I fucking hate you I'm willing to give up I'm disavowing my bet me too officially disavowing my bet I don't want my bet to win for the chargers to win by seven I will not I will not accept my winnings yep I'll just donate him and I'll match yep and we'll double there it is if Hank can win what a pickle what a pickle all-time pickle all right we're all on Hank's team now Hank let's go Hank's give me Hank Hank let's go Hank let's do it I still don't think I did anything wrong but two is good two is good

two is good uh Flacco was back two touchdowns it's weird watching number 19 did you or did you not talk about the bet like it was over okay but did you or did you not yes or no factor fiction that was a factor fiction yeah no no fact but what I'm saying I did nothing wrong we all said what are we gonna bet together and we did we bet the stealers and then you made a side bet that hedged against our bet I'd say so I don't like that's that's a very bad friend move I'd say it's a bad karma move it was a crazy par away it was a secret bet it was a you made a secret bet okay yeah if you weren't ashamed of your bet you would have said it out loud and told your friends awesome yeah it was a fucking shot it was a shot I took a big shot awesome English

score three touchdowns is crazy that was crazy I would have thought he had four can we finish this yeah I'm not saying anything I'm rooting for you now because you're mad and I'm rooting for you I thought we all had bet together I didn't know you had a secret hedge and now I'm rooting for the secret hedge okay because you also cashed out the bet we bet together which you also didn't even bet the bet we bet together you bet I mean you know how I fucking go fourth and goal they've got stuff fourth and inches unreal okay let's finish the show wait can your bet win in overtime nope well no stealers money but that's cash no we cashed that one out yes let's finish the bet let's finish the show two is good he is I think two is he's a fine

young man Jake how does it feel to own Billy in everything you do in life I don't know about that wow come on he can lift more than me I don't know I don't even know that's a lot of weight I still got my torn labrum okay all right at least like I'm a labrum yeah yeah you have your labrums yeah so dolphin's 500 by Christmas her to here first wow and and Billy the Jets are just a disaster not dude Rex Ryan's okay yeah there's good stuff coming he said I'm a full onto a believer now though I really am when it's like to a when is your quarterbacks PCL gonna get better doesn't matter he's learning okay so you don't want him back at all this I just want him just learn keep learning just keep learning just keep learning um all right let's go next game

Cardinal Seahawks I am officially done with the Seahawks okay so I spent the majority of this game yelling at the TV yelling at the Seahawks just do something do something do something play football yeah get yards do something on offense they do nothing on offense they don't do anything they once in a while once every like half they'll throw a 40-yard pass to lock it that's about it yeah besides that they don't do anything to take a couple shots of DK Metcalf that would be you know do something do something the um Russell Wilson maybe just a thought don't have every agent and every uh reporter in the NFL talk about how miraculous your recovery was and how you worked 19 hours a day to come back with your finger injury and you made a video saying I'm back

succession video that made no sense and all this hoopla about how Russell Wilson it's incredible it's a he had his doctor release a statement saying it's a medical miracle that you're back and then just suck complete ass and really actually all I think is Geno Smith probably gives him a better chance to win so in the statement his doctor made it was like I've never seen a healthier finger in my life than Russell Wilson's middle finger right now it's it's unbelievable what this guy's finger has been able to accomplish it's the hand of God that Russell Wilson has and he stinks and the Seahawks stink and even worse for the Seahawks the entire organization right now is kind of in a place where they have to make a transition

and one of two guys is probably going to be gone if the if the season continues the way that it's going right now yeah and it'll be Pete Carroll or Russell Wilson maybe both but the Seahawks don't even really know who has the ability to fire their head coach right now because they're still kind of up in limbo Paul and out yeah when Paul Allen passed away whether or not his wife has the power who who has all the power who can make these decisions but again I feel like when I look at their uniforms I'm always like this is a good team because it's the Seahawks wearing this uniform it's like there are a few like positions like we're talking about the Kyle Shanahan running back yeah doesn't matter who it is I feel like

you're always going to be good if you're wearing like a Harlem Globetrotters uniform I expect that you're going to be dunking on like a six foot three white guy and be awesome at basketball but if you're wearing a Seattle Seahawks uniform I expect the team to go out there and play like decent football like aggressive football and they're just boring right now yeah really suck they have Russell Wilson uh since he's been back they have one touchdown in 19 possessions your something is wrong do something your your fingers hurt you can't like you can't be under center center as much which I assume is the finger uh it's like you can't have it both ways Russ you can't talk about how miraculous your comeback was and how it's incredible that you're here

and 19 hours a day and then you completely suck and it's kind of like the Baker Mayfield situation where it's like someone should say something like hey and he wasn't as bad today as he was last week against the Packers but their offense was terrible like they just didn't do anything they had that one drive at the end which the Cardinals then went and scored against them have Geno Smith play maybe he'll give you a better chance it just sucks I'm done with the Seahawks don't let me bet on the Seahawks ever again this year I just can't do it they are so so frustrating I had this is my line in the sand they just blew the line in the sand it's not there anymore they don't care season's over forget well what the Seahawks have really stolen from us is that at

least when they were you know average like a middling team they'd always play some fucked up games it was fun and there'd be something crazy that was fun go go on and you never knew what was going to happen in a game now they're just boring and bad they're going like three and out their offense looks shitty Chris Carson's out for the season and yeah I don't know what the what the future of the franchise looks like but it's going to look different next year I think yes yes um also stat that I didn't realize uh which I wish I had realized uh going into this game Colt McCoy Colt McCoy has started three times in Seattle for the Browns the Giants and now the Cardinals three and oh that's weird yeah and it's like those are through some years that the Seahawks

were very good yeah he just owned Seattle three presidencies three presidencies three and oh in Seattle with three different franchises pretty impressive Colt McCoy like if you look at his career as a backup not talking like discounting his starting years well I guess you could compare him to other starting quarterbacks that have then become backups and had good careers I feel like Colt McCoy is like a top five backup of the modern era yes in terms of like a guy that was going to be the guy or had people had ideas that maybe he could be the guy when he first started then he transitioned into that role and became like a great great backup I don't know like off the top my head Nick Foles is like yeah he's a gold standard right as backup right um but besides that

it's like Colt McCoy is and I'm not counting Chase Daniel who's you know he's done a great job of being a backup making money and doing nothing yes um and just having a name that's always around but Colt McCoy as far as backups that actually get into games and have to play he's probably like the best backup in the non Nick Foles division yes of the modern era yes I'd agree Colt McCoy way to go and the Cardinals deserve a ton of credit this is now so they're two and one with their backup with Colt McCoy two and one without Deandre Hopkins they whenever you have a big time injury to your franchise quarterback uh or not even a big time injury an injury that you know that you have to just tread water they have tread water like they've stayed in it they've won games on the road

or no they did they beat the 49 yeah they won both their games on the road in the division with their backup quarterback Cliff Kingsbury I've given him shit he's a good coach and their defense is playing very well and uh they're they once they get fully healthy they will be a true contender right they're also six and oh on the road did you know that I did not know that that's crazy and I think they've won don't quote me I think they've won all of their road games uh by double digits which is crazy right now they're missing maybe they're three best players yep Caller Murray Hopkins JJ Watt yep JJ Watt tweeted out today ready for this at 8 0 5 p.m. is he back this is his tweet you ready maybe dot dot dot whoa whoa I think JJ is coming back you heard of

here first wow JJ's back JJ Watt is going to come back this season play for the Cardinals that's what he wants us to think actually we're we fell right into his trap he wants us to be having this talk about this right now yeah yes you win JJ yes um all right uh last I don't know two more games Bengals Raiders uh your boy Joe Mixon excuse me Joe Mixon your boy on the field you're on the field was awesome the Bengals so is Henry this is Matt Nagy should should watch what happened here the Bengals off the buy this is how you come off a buy yeah like they they fixed they you know last time we saw them they got exposed by the Browns the Browns scored a million points on them they came out here they dominated the Raiders uh from a defensive perspective they

did just enough like the Raiders defense actually held them held uh the Raiders in the game their offense was terrible but the Bengals coming off a buy big win Raiders are sinking I yeah that's my that's my big takeaway the Raiders are kind of done and this is what you want to see from the Bengals off of a buy so this is the first time the Bengals have won off their buy week since 2015 whoa so that's yeah I kind of like that Bear's dad there is hope it's been a while for them but they looked awesome today and uh Derek Carr he went one step further from Josh Allen Josh Allen said the problems start with me Derek Carr said yeah guess what I'm going to show you how it's done the problems start and in with me whoa so Derek Carr is taking a lot of responsibility for

this which he probably should again he threw another bad interception today which is crazy because like Derek Carr he's incepted me now because I always thought that Derek Carr was a big interceptions guy then everybody was like Derek Carr doesn't throw interceptions yeah right because he just throws the ball up he throws it up and now he's become an interception guy right after I finally had it drilled into my head that he doesn't throw interceptions interesting every time that he does I feel like I've been gaslit into thinking that he's not an interceptions guy but he did say the problems start and end with me Derek Carr wow Derek life starts and ends with you crapping yourself also but you can do some cool shit to make up for it in between I appreciate that Derek yeah

it starts and ends with him and he also had a bad fumble he did have a bad fumble I think a little under reported storyline out of Cincinnati this year their kicker is really good their kicker I think every McPherson six field goals over 50 yards every McPherson mm-hmm I don't get a lot of Evan kickers you don't get a lot of Evans no you don't and there's also a guy in Cincinnati that's predicted the outcome every single week of every Bengals game with a coin flip whoa so we got to keep eyes keep tabs on that guy's coin flip um I don't know his reddit account so there's a guy on reddit that has done it and he's being honest it's blown up he's he posted before the game okay so and he got this one right now we're we're officially in who day season right now yeah I also

think that this hits the hits the over for Bengals win total on the season so there you go Bengals good job Bengals good job I don't want I don't want to gas him up too much because we kind of jinxed them yeah we did that last time so let's yeah let's just say good job Bengals we expect you to continue doing a good job and let's leave it at that because you're right we did the hole like the Bengals are leading the NFC north and the Bengals have the one one yeah that was it was too much too fast yeah yeah all right so good job Bengals all right last game Chiefs Cowboys everyone thought it was going to be points do me a favor Jake just remind me that uh anytime we watch a game and the announcer says there's going to be fireworks to bet the under that's why I took the over right before

it started yeah before the game Troy Eggman said it I think it hits at 100% yeah Eggman was like we're going to see some real fireworks today and then well excuse me not Troy Eggman Akeball as Joe Buck calls him which I didn't know that was a Troy Akeman's nickname good old Akeball I didn't read that part in Skip Bayless's book but yeah Troy Akeball was like let's fucking go we're going to put up some fucking points out there and it was very disappointing besides there was one very cool moment of the game I forget who it was on the Chiefs did like the AK-47 automatic shotgun I think he was shooting shotgun that was cool you should not it it was a cool enough celebration where even though he was pretending to shoot his opponents the referee should have been like hey

in his defense that looks sick yeah in a weird way I actually like it was a statement it was not a terrible loss for the Cowboys it was a statement went for the Chiefs the Chiefs defense all of a sudden I mean should we should we ask that question is the Chiefs defense good because they went from horrifically bad to oh they're playing just good enough to keep them in games to now they've gone four straight games where they've held their opponents to 17 points or less yeah so I don't know if it's just Chris Jones and Frank Clark are trying now their pass rush whether they change something up scheme wise but they're playing very well and then on the other side I actually think that like if you're a Cowboys fan you come away from this game saying

it's actually not that bad because you're missing Tyron Smith you're missing a Mari and CD lamb gets concussed so your offense is kind of very injured right now going to get better your defense that the start of that game it felt like the Chiefs were going to just roll them like run down the field every single time they were doing fucking trick plays all that shit the defense Michael Parsons was incredible the defense actually kept them in the game and that's the part of the like the Dallas Cowboys equation that you're most worried about so I think if you're a Dallas fan you walk away being like you know what I that's okay that was a game that if the Cowboys win you're thinking soupy yeah you're you're definitely I'm saying

even in a loss like this one it's like you know what we took a shot we weren't supposed to win this game anyways at the start of the season every Cowboys fan had this labeled as a loss when they looked at their calendar so you're not losing any ground on it I have a serious question that we need to ask about the Kansas City Chiefs though yeah is Jackson Mahomes dead because he hasn't been at any games he reposted he yeah like the like the tennis star yeah he reposted a tiktok today game Sundays for Jackson Mahomes that's his game day too yes that's when he gets engagement galore on his latest tiktok he repost he reused an old tiktok today he hasn't been at their games for the last several weeks and by the way the Chiefs side note have won those

games oh but Jackson Mahomes is nowhere to be found I'm just asking the question can we get eyes on Jackson Mahomes and is do you keep him away though uh you think yeah yeah yeah I mean the Chiefs the Chiefs now I think are back into it went from the Chiefs are broken their defense is terrible and Patrick Mahomes is something's wrong to oh man the Chiefs are starting to round into form here they're you know obviously they beat the Packers with Jordan Love as their quarterback but I feel like the Chiefs I I'd have to look at their schedule but it feels like it feels like they're gonna they'll probably win the West you know I mean if they beat the Chargers they'll probably win the West because they're the Chargers have slipped up a couple times

I don't know now the Chiefs are quickly back into their stinking soupy mm-hmm they've got a tough schedule though who they got well because they have to they have to go to the Chargers they have to play the Steelers they go to the Bengals and then they go to Mile High at the for the last game of the season okay so that's not easy no it's not easy but I think though I think they're they have found something on defense and they've also found something on offense where they will it's I'm not you're now not thinking like oh no the Chiefs are in major major trouble because there's seven and four right now what do they gotta what do they have to win to get into the playoffs there was a moment where we thought they weren't gonna make the playoffs you get

you get probably 10 wins and I think you're in yeah so so they'll get in the playoffs they've figured it out they're kind of back rolling yeah they're the fourth seed right now um all right anything else before we get to the rest of the show Tyreek Hill does that thing where he jumps backwards five yards all the time and he always ends up making up those five yards more any other play in the NFL that does that is when you yell at your TV like this guy's a fucking idiot go that way yes get the first down Tyreek Hill makes it work every time he he jumps back five yards and he gets seven yeah that's just his style by the way um I don't even know we'll just at the beginning of the show when you when you get to this point of the show you're gonna be like oh that's what they

were talking about at the beginning of the show we'll just tell people what happened like the results of this game and to just keep listening because it's live updates Hank are we how are we doing we're good are you mad we covered yep Steelers covered we did the bet we all made together covered mm-hmm congrats guys good team win although I wish that it hadn't I would love to have not won that bet yeah but you're mad are you mad at me nope I mean that sounds like you're mad at me what's there to be mad about I don't know besides that how was how was the rest of your day Hank it's great yeah yeah that's cool Patriots are back yeah they're back on Thursday Celtics beat the Lakers and LeBron's facing on Friday mm-hmm was that cool it was awesome um what else I edited

pft's audiobook all weekend so that was fun thanks Hank okay did a great job saw you on Saturday night that was fun yeah I came here LeBron James got probably suspended for a while today yeah he's probably going to jail if if Adam Silver has a backbone mm-hmm right yeah wouldn't you say what's that Billy what Billy I think Isaiah is going to disappear Isaiah the guy what's his last name Stevens Stewart Stewart I knew you didn't know it I didn't know it that's saying that like household name Isaiah Stewart they were I think that they were probably going to fight in the tunnels underneath the stadium that's why LeBron James winner if you noticed after he got kicked out officially he went around shaking everybody's hand on his team saying goodbye to everyone

yes he even went up to some of the security guards that he hid behind during the scuffle and he was like shaking their hands learning their names just taking his time making sure that they had Stewart Isaiah Isaiah Stewart restrained in the tunnels making sure there was no you know backyard well the funniest part was he would pretend like he was fine and calm down and then just as everyone like stopped like holding him back he just run away again yeah classic move mm-hmm LeBron fake out like I'm tired not actually jail all right let's get to football guy of the week worst head shot from an lbj on this day in history boom this guy or jfk wait is that day coming up soon it's today oh yes let's go dude let's see some fucking carnage rebel is about 7 30 in the morning

I want to see I want to see brains all over Jackie O's dress you know he's giving it to us better you know he's giving it to us all right uh football guy of the week football guy of the week brought to you by Kors light do you ever feel like that you're always on like you're always on the go you need a moment to chill well guess what Kors light is the one that is literally made to chill the mountains on the bottles and cans even turn blue when your beer is cold guess what thanks given coming up you're probably going to go home see some friends family have that moment to chill out have that moment to decompress well Kors light is the best accompaniment of that moment Kors light is cold logger cold filtered cold package it's literally made to chill it's as crisp and refreshing

as the Colorado Rockies perfect for a moment to unwind I know I'll be having a couple Kors lights on Thanksgiving day so Kors light is the one I choose when I need to unwind when you want to hit the reset reach for the beer that's made to chill get Kors light in the new look delivered straight to your door which is your insert card by going to Kors light dot com slash take celebrate responsibly Kors brewing company golden colorado Kors light dot com slash take okay billy football guy of the week congratulations week tens winner timmy malinowski yeah yeah love that guy um so yep our first nominee for this week is will Campbell whoa sorry you okay too many selling souls offensive lineman out of neville high school on lsu commit he was injured and once he saw that

his team was losing against doctor's orders he suited up to play start playing the second quarter he had a groin injury he was told not to play but once he saw that his team might get eliminated he was like screw this going back in I'm suiting up and he wins they will end up winning okay I got back in lesson there don't listen to your doctor yep exactly uh second nominee is Jamal Williams running back for the Detroit Lions he showed up to his prep conference in full uniform declaring that he is back from injury and he's so excited to get back out on the field he showed up to the press conference in his uniform helmet and fully suited up ready to go we call that the jamis are the ricky williams are the ricky williams third nominee is paul pierson the head coach of

dixie state he uh made a promise to his players that if any of them got a pick six he'd take his shirt off and run on the field to celebrate with them he did exactly that after one of his players got a pick six and even though they were losing pretty badly and it was in the rain it was quite a funny visual how badly how badly was the losing so the pick six occurred against Missouri state okay it was 48 to 17 and they got a pick six to put them up about 48 to 23 I think he just wanted to get thrown out of the game yeah probably at that point but it was like soaking rain it was quite a funny visual was he wetter than than mike rabel well he had his shirt off he was dry underneath thank you shirt off shirt off got pretty wetter uh fourth nominee is scott hanson

so we've always wanted this question uh scott confirmed some rumors he said the rumors are true I don't go to the bathroom during the seven hours of nfl red zone I dehydrate on sunday a m use the men's room right before the show during the five minute countdown and then it's the will power of a ninja for seven hours so football guy moved to power through the seven hours of football and not use the bathroom I think he may use the bathroom but he doesn't go to the bathroom he's pissed off he might be a pissed off he pissed off scott hanson he also confirmed that on this show yeah well okay no that's okay but and by the way we don't call it the red zone anymore it's the red area the red area that's okay billy didn't know I knew that yeah it was just going viral today

so anyway my credit us uh well I'm claiming the credit here no he tweeted it out scott did yes did he credit us for also asking that question earlier well we're just gonna claim it yeah that's us we're just reclaiming it right now uh and our throwback football guy of the week is actually just from a month ago I'm going to send the mp3 uh Kirby smart had an insane half-time speech against Florida which uh throwbacks go back from a month ago well I couldn't get it I mean it technically is a throwback it just leaked the speech was a half-time speech it just leaked this week so I'm counting as a throwback and hopefully we can splice the mp3 in of the speech but it it caused a lot of people to be like well I have the mp3 oh you have it okay all right so hopefully we can play it

what do you say he said some controversial stuff what do you say well we can play it yeah just play it okay the fucking zero and you make them never want to play again all that shit that's talking I love it you're smart you didn't say shit you don't say shit to it you just laugh and point to the scoreboard let me get a picture jv pointing to the fucking scoreboard don't say shit so they're on this one now because we are we are this one and I have to go take the fucking shit out of physically physically I want to break them I'm talking about fucking break these pictures oh see this and I'll let's go I wasn't even listening sorry I it's a hype speech it's a hype he's cussing Kirby's cussing

and we talked about it a month ago no okay that's why it's a throwback yeah got it got it I that's good I mean it's not good it wasn't good it was a great speech if you listen to the speeches freaking great okay um and Scott Hanson as first reported by us but then reported by Billy doesn't piss during red zone yeah red area uh all right good job Billy everyone vote did you put the post blog yeah the blog is up all right uh thank you Billy all right let's do uh who's back of the week finish up with who's back of the week brought to you by our friends at cash app the cash app is back who's back of the week brought to you by the cash app go download it right now they have a new setup so if your parents and your kid uh wants to start getting money sending money to

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apologize to you I was back stagger woods oh wow this one in golf club is deep people went crazy is it people think this is a fucking easy game this this game of ours this life of a year's on a mushing clinic again you made a side bet against our if I look in your account you made side bets too no I bet the Steelers I said I bet the Steelers I think it's also part of it is that you were you were celebrating here is you tell us about that I said a lot I said if not here's a score touchdown the Steelers I remember hearing that it was all Steelers it was all correlated Steelers there was nothing chargers said betting the Steelers so it's like you're apologizing but you're also not taking any blame it's confusing I'm just confused

which which one is it tell me I'll take 10% blame for the mush but I think the mush like the idea that I mushed it it was already a mean friendship thing to do so it's like it doesn't it doesn't fall under the regular rules of gambling etiquette when you already broke the gambling etiquette you made it a war you made it a you made there was no what's the rules of engagement there's there's usually an understanding that going into these games Hank always sends out a parley plus for the boys for the boys and I didn't see parley plus for the boys come across the boys chat and it was if it had not been discussed that we were all betting the Steelers which I remember vividly pft said what are we betting I said I think we should take the Steelers if that had not been

discussed and I wouldn't have given a fuck but we said we're all taking the Steelers and then you had a bet that was the chargers you're also you were kind of starting to high step on us a little bit you're high stepping a little bit so then don't say sorry you're clearly not sorry no I said I'm ten percent sorry okay do you accept my ten percent I accept it okay I think that's fair okay they're all good and we're good I think that's fair the amount that I'm sorry you've accepted so we're good yep yeah so in a way he accepted a hundred percent yes correct yes correct because that was all I had buy guys be buy guys yeah buy guys be buy guys yeah all right what's your who's back tiger woods swung off club I've won one crazy what kind of golf club was it I don't know

but I will be swinging a golf club on Wednesday and I expect that same reaction hell yeah sweet back our golf course is still open yeah oh do they close yeah they close right just weather around you can play yeah I think it's like after Thanksgiving because it's like I mean it's like a tournament with friends from home and shit it's not a serious event it took tiger what like nine months to be able to golf again it's going to take you like three weeks who's tougher yeah got this exactly got this back from major back surgery from his chiropractor love it major back readjustment yeah all right cracker uh who's back of the week pft uh I got a couple is that okay thanks you're gonna be editing so yeah you guys are keeping it tight like you said

okay uh my first who's back of the week is keeping your beers cold outside I love this time of the year yes every week I don't think I don't think I said this this year what I haven't said this here go check the tape all right here's what I will say right now yeah all camp says no Liam says no here's what I'm gonna say slash not here no here's what I'm gonna say though all right so I only I I only gave Hank 10% of apology I I accept 100% of Hank's bad mood I think that's totally fair I think what I think you being mad right now is completely warranted and I think it's completely appropriate so I accept you're lashing out and I I I welcome it I welcome your lash out and it's and no one can judge no one can judge Hank's lash out because that was a bad loss

and a bad who's back do you accept what I just said is being uh uh olive branch to our friendship coming back sure do you don't think so because now Hank has redirected his anger at me he's fine with you now well we did figure out a 10% deal he's just passing me okay um keeping your beers cold outside because it's God's refrigerator and it's winter time in the mountain stern blue outside now do shorts next you can just put them outside in the snow shorts you don't have to worry about putting them in the fridge just leave your beer outside they get cold love it love it that's a good great who's back of the week right everyone my other who's back of the week is making JFK jokes my other who's back of the week is making Hitler jokes my next who's back of the week is

making fun of Hank's ass oh my other who's back of the week is uh oh Ed Shearns had a thing where he said that yeah he doesn't pee at urinals because people take little peeks as little tiny wee wee but we all know it's because he can't pee at a urinal have I told that story before yeah yeah it's okay I love it every time my other who's back of the week is reading yeah readings back as Hank alluded to he's been editing together the Godel verse Obama book that I wrote in 2014 we've turned it into an audiobook maybe and it'll be coming out on cyber month no it's Black Friday right yeah actually though there's uh there's a year 2023 there's a select there's a very small number of actual physical copies that we're selling I think once they'll sell out we'll put out the

audiobook got it at the audiobook but if you want a hard copy make sure you're on top of your shit Black Friday because those will go fast audiobooks going to be great it features a lot of people at barstool doing the different voices it's got big cat on there it's got Hank on there it's got Billy it's got Jake it's got Frank the tank it's got Brandon Walker Nick Torani Rohn a lot of people fights a lot of people contribute voices to it it's gonna be very funny I heard the rough cut and it's awesome so be on the lookout for that it's coming out as soon as the actual books sell out which will be on sale I believe on Black Friday so and we just discovered New York Times has a best-seller list for audiobooks I just kind of want to call myself a New York Times

best-selling author there we go audiobook version audiobook it love it um all right my who's back is feast week best gambling week of the year Hank you want to do some gambling this week as a team sure okay college basketball every day football every night I love it I love it I love it that's how I'll make money college basketball taking your picks oh I'm sorry I'm sorry did this to the Steelers cover they did that they did but your parlay plus that would have oh no because you had the charger you're right yeah I'm I was wrong you're right I listen I'm not looking for a congratulations I'm a terrible terrible gambler I lose all the time uh everyone knows that I mean it's kind of what it's kind of my brand if anyone thought that like not sharing gambling picks and and mushing

people was going to be the end of part of my take you you remember paying attention you haven't been paying attention Hank is as mad as I've seen in a while right it's okay we're getting out right now a little hornet this is like when you have a fight at like you go you go to like a dinner with a bunch of different couples it's like you and you wrongly think that if you just air the fight out in a joking way in front of everyone you won't have the fight back at home just make you still have the fight back and it makes it we're everybody around yeah yeah so you do the listener right now you're the other couples and once the microphones are off we'll have the real fight and it's going to get ugly the little Thanksgiving Billy right now for that that noise

he's now he's redirected I'm laughing at him because he's being like Colin Coward no that's but that's when you grow up you'll find you'll you'll find what I just said is very true when you grow up he wanted to kill why are you angry at me I don't know what weird noise no I'm fine all right I'm not let's wrap the show up before it's all apart who's back in the week Jimmy Hoffa oh they think they found his resting place okay yeah there was resting place inside it wasn't it wasn't a 40-yard bump it was actually on a little league field in Jersey City so there was a deathbed confession a guy told his son that he actually buried Jimmy Hoffa in a plot of land next to his dump but he didn't want to bury it he was told to bury it on

his landfill dump place but he didn't want to put on his property so he actually moved it to public land that was actually in a couple scenes of the Sopranos and the Irishman so what does it even matter if we find him oh he's dead it's way cooler if we don't find him I know but like just tie up loose ends what loose ends that he's dead or like maybe there's clues about stuff that he died JFK that's true forgot about that point good point good point Billy JFK didn't think about that point oh you know Rob Gronkowski's stealing more valor he said that when he broke his ribs he's never been shot before but when he broke his ribs he thought it was like how it feels to get shot so shouldn't he be mad at his dad

in all these usAA commercials because you can have usAA if your dad was in the military he needs to be redirecting that frustration towards was it Gordy that's good point that's good point serve Gordy uh Jake your who's back of the week who's back of the week is Dicky V yes he's been battling cancer and he got the all systems go to call his first game of the year number one Gonzaga number two UCLA Tuesday night so what a fitting return happy to see him back how mad is your co-host Rico he hasn't said anything okay but tune into the bench mob yes I got all the college basketball they went to Indiana last week yes vlog is live there we go I got a little clickbait on the people you did I tweeted some personal news and it was a tiny

url it was the link to our vlog it weren't learning that do you feel like you deceived everyone I mean yes but like okay we're trying to grow the youtube page so we got 10k clicks in like an hour by any means necessary yeah now when that chant happened in Indiana you what did you do you left no I did not leave okay but you should have I don't know about leave I obviously did you see that I didn't see it they chanted to one of the players sloppy sack I know I'm talking about his girlfriend and Jake I know him personally I was never going to do that Jake was complicit because he stayed you stayed did you disavow yeah yeah so disavow okay in real time disavow yeah of course you disavowed when it happened Smith I would never disrespect him like that when it happened you

said stop this you tried to stop them from the doing the chant you should have been like everyone should have ran on the court grabbed the PA and yes okay now I feel good is he gonna do the Duke game uh I don't know he has a Friday oh the Duke yeah yeah they should let take if you do that coach K is probably like no this will upstage my retirement it's Dan Shulman and Dave Ellis for Duke and Zaga yeah my coach Scott yeah when Kevin gets cancer yeah exactly that's exactly what's happening right now all right skating backwards on rollerblades onto the court random numbers eight 97 I need to consult a Polynesian archaeologist 87 what if you're a Polynesian archaeologist please contact me 77 69 no it was 77 good guess though

dolphins get high on pufferfish venom okay love you guys uh love come I'll be gone in a day or two Needless to say, I'm on set here But I'll meet someone away For the love of life is okay

Say it out to me Life's not better to be safe than something Say it out to me Life's not better to be safe than something Take me on, take me on I'll be gone in a day or two All the things that you say we use in life For just to play my world is a way

You're all the things I've got to remember You shinin' away, well I'll be comin' for you anyway Take on me, take me out, I'll be gone in a day I'll be gone in a day I'll be gone in a day