Pardon My Take - NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Commanders Lose A Stunner To The Cowboys, Eagles Roll And Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

NFL Week 12. We start with fastest 2 minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:10:07) Cowboys 34, Commanders 26(00:10:07-00:34:57) Titans 32, Texans 27 (00:34:57-00:44:09) Vikings 30, Bears 27 (00:44:09-00:54:49) Chiefs 30, Panthers 27 (00:54:49-01:02:40) Dolphins 34, Patriots 15 (01:02:40-01:17:32) Lions 24, Colts 6 (01:17:32-01:23:28) Bucs 30, Giants 7 (01:23:28-01:32:09) Packers 38, 49ers 10(01:32:09-01:40:39) Broncos 29, Raiders 19 (01:40:39-01:51:41) Seahawks 16, Cardinals 6 (01:51:41-02:00:49) Eagles 37, Rams 20 (02:00:49-02:14:30) We finish with who's back of the week. (02:14:30:01-02:29:01)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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Monday November 25th, week 12. WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP Huh? Sum spread. Let me be the first to wish you and your family a very happy Thanksgiving. We start in the windy city where Jordan Addison-Ray was red hot tick-tocking around the field past the Bears defense. Minnesota kept finding the end zone when Jalen Naylor, hardly even know her Teej, little guy humor there, scored in the second quarter. Long Island Ice TJ

Hockinson exposed a lot of really bad decisions by the Bears coaching staff But just when you thought it was over Caleb Williams Roshon Moreno Johnson for a touchdown and the Bears took it to overtime where John don't call me Tony Romo sealed the win for the Vikings Vikings 30 Bears 27 Over to New York where Tommy Danny DeVito got beaten by the May Man. Ah fighter of the G-Men. Throwing blocks of downfield runs. Master of Italian hand gestures for everyone.

May Man. Mike Evans Bacon was getting 6 degrees of separation from defensive backs as White and Tucker both scored, the first time a White Tucker was prominently featured since Silence of the Lambs. The Giants loved the lotion on its skin, or else it cuts the hose again. Pox 30, the Giants 7. We head down to Houston where the Texans got in the holiday mood starting the scoring with a touchdown to Cade Stover top stuffing into the end zone.

The Titans were rolling until Jimmy Ward Manuel flipped the game and it looked like the Bryce was right for the Texans. But not so fast as Irish Chig Ooooo Conkwo dancing the end zone conquering the Six Flags and Seven Nation Army of Texas. CJ Orlovsky sealed the deal as he was unable to color between the lines, stepping out for a safety dance. Titans 32, Texans 27. We go to the nation's capital where DB Cooper Rush has hijacked the Cowboys season, escaping with hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Kevonte Turpentine took the polish off the Commander season after he did a what and ran 99 yards for a touchdown. But contrary to Mike Florey's reporting, Washington wasn't dead yet as Terry Bradshaw McClure ran for a touchdown only to have Austin Oldman and the Sea Burt put an end to this depressing short story by missing a hook and making a really nice catch completely disappear. The Cowboys 34, the Commanders 26. We head over to Miami, down to Miami for Henry Lockwood on the scene for the Patriots Dolphins.

Yes boom, down to Me-Ayo where J-Meo and the Pats took on the Dolphins. The scoring started early for the Finns after Mr. and Mrs. Janu Nanu Nanu Nanu Nanu Smith found his way into the end zone for 6. During an interview after the first quarter when asked, what do you expect to see in the rest of the game, Mike McDaniel answered, 2 is going off the rails, 4, 2 TDs, 2 FNA chain. And he was right! Drake May showed more flashes of brilliance including a 4th down scramble out of the pocket touchdown pass to Austin Tong and Yohupa, but the Pats couldn't block a goal or stop

a slant and fell to the Mighty Fins 34-15. Thanks Hank. In Carolina where Noah's Grey Anatomy and Dr. Kareemie Hunt had several long running series and it looked like the Chiefs were going to take the Panthers to the ER on Sunday. But they forgot about Bryce Young Thug who has been living life like a beginner but this is only the beginning as the Panthers clawed back. We'll see if he's allowed in Atlanta week 18 boom. You got a Rico charge, huh? Rico. Rico.

But they left too much time for Patrick Rahomes and Spencer Schrader-Totz who hit the game-winning kick and how do the Chiefs keep getting away with this? Chiefs 30, Panthers 27. Out in Las Vegas where Cortland Sutton on the dock of the bay and Bodus Redding-Nicks produced nothing but hits on Sunday. The Raiders need a miracle Abdulaziz scored Sunday showing signs of life for their offense,

but the Raiders kept going back to Will Lutz get it on for five field goals leaving Raiders owner Mark Vangavis unhappy with his team's record for another year. The Broncos 29, the Earth 19. In Seattle for an NFC West clash as Michael McDonald reminded people what a fool believes he sees as some people rode off this Seattle Seahawks defense early in the season. James Conor Roy and the Conheads were bottled up early as Kyler Bill Murray begged his offense to rush more unable to get the ground game going. Jackson Smith and the jig Bob Jack Jackson Smith, the jig Bob Bob Jackson Smith, the jig Bob Bowie was Robin given the Cardinals defense fits all afternoon and the game swung on a Kobe Bryant Tunt Pick 6 as Seattle climbs to the top of the West

Baba booey that was giving me trouble Jackson Smith the jig Mashed potatoes Seahawks 16 Cardinal 6 to the frozen tundra where Josh Nowadays everybody want to talk lady got something to say but nothing comes out when they move the lips It's a bunch of jibberish What the fuck exactly they forgot about J Cubs score three times and the 49ers proved it matters when your quarterback is out as Brandon Allen played the game with vomit on

His sweater already and Kyle Shanahan is gonna be writing some very sad letters Trying to get Brock Purdy to notice how bad this team is without him. That is Kyle Stanahan. Stanahan. Patniss Jackson Smith, Nijigbabooey. Nijigbabooey. Packers 38, Denier's 10. Kyle Stanahan.

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no sense. Uh, so we should start with the Cowboys 34 commanders, 26. I'm glad that we're starting with this because I feel like we, I gotta, I gotta get some things off my chest and it's more productive if I speak on them now than if I hold them in. So there's two facets of this game I want to discuss. One is the play on the field. I'll get to you in a second Hank. The commanders aren't a very good football team right now. The offense looks disjointed. It looks like chaos.

They look nervous, panicky on offense. This might be the Clif Kingsbury Cliff that happens happens seems to happen every season. I don't know the first three quarters and like 90% of the fourth the offense couldn't really do anything. looked off schedule. A lot of drops again, six drops again today from our wide receivers. I think what's happening is we're just not a very good football team. And I said out loud, it wouldn't surprise me if we missed the playoffs. Because we're not playing it. We're 10 not a very good football team. And I said out loud, it wouldn't surprise me if we missed the playoffs because we're not playing it. We were 10 and a half point

favorite during this game. Yeah. The Cowboys were dead going to the gate. The Cowboys had a hundred million dollars in cap space on IR going into this game. Yeah. And then they, they also left some people at home. Yeah. Just did like, don't bother making this flight. Just hang out, watch on your couch So I thought that this should be a game that we should win and win decisively our offense looked bad our defense didn't look great We we managed to have make some weird shit happen in this game Brandon Aubrey missed a couple kicks had one block blocked a punt and Yeah, it was the Cowboys they had a blocked field goal attempt to block punt a missed field goal attempt and

Two fourth quarter kickoff returns for touchdowns. Yeah, the special teams is crazy in this game Yeah, there's two missed extra points and it was an addition to that It was a bad boring football game for most of the game too And then there was 31 points scored in the last three minutes and two seconds Yeah So watching the first half I said was like a watching a drunk man tried to build a car and then the final five minutes was like watching that man drive that car. It was insane, insane ending to the game. Um, the last five minutes I felt like I was out, back in, out, back in, out again. There were kickoff returns for touch. That's credit to, uh,

Turpin for hitting like the spin move from hell against us. Yeah, Kevonte Turpin who like, you know, he dropped the ball and it looked like he was going to get just killed for, you know, at the 10 yard line hits one spin move and then just finds a seam and is gone. I feel like dropping kickoffs and punts is actually a good thing more often than not. Yeah. It's like every time you see a guy flub it initially, something good happens to them. And I blame Sam Schwartstein for reinventing the kickoff policy, the NFL. I stand with president Trump when saying that

the new kickoff looks disgusting, bring back the old one. And this has nothing to do with me getting burnt by one today. But then that happened to to today, excuse me. Then jaden Daniels hits Terry McLaurin for an 86 yard touchdown with 26 seconds left or whatever it was. And I was all the way back in. They brought me back in after watching a game that we didn't deserve to win ever. We played very, very poorly. And I was all the way back in and then Austin Siebert goes out there and pulls one left. And then I yelled at Hank. Excuse me. I yelled at Hank the first time after the touchdown after after the turp and spin move. Because I could tell No,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to hear the fact You're a guy, you know, he's not on record. I want to hear what he knows Live I was in the room. So I'll tell you if they weren't facts. Okay, go ahead Hank. There was no animosity

then PFT in his state of jubilation after the touchdown It was enough for everyone to high-five them pat him on the back. They call great. I look I got left hanging He turned around and goes screen. Fuck you Hank mad right now you're mad again these are out of nowhere I'm not letting you reframed this. Wait we have the clip. I know no no no no no that's that happened yes that happened but this is where Hank gets you with the details and he tries to screw you all up so he doesn't get to reframe this I'm over here trying to take accountability I'm taking accountability for my bad team's bad performance we We're not a good football team. Our roster is not that

great. I was excited. We were overperforming the expectations early in the season. Now I will tell you talking about one game, we're talking about this game. The commanders are just not a very good football team. Okay. So I want to get that out there. I'm telling you we're not good. Uh, fraud alert. Yes. I will accept those charges, whatever the case may be. What Hank did. I could tell throughout the fourth quarter based on Hank's reactions to things that he for some reason was rooting against the commanders. And I noted that I made notes of that. And then when turpent had that touchdown I could tell he was excited about that. That's why

when Terry McLoran scored that touchdown I looked at Hank and he had an oh shit smile on his face like I have to pretend to be happy But I'm not actually happy. That's what I told Hank to politely suck my dick I love football and I was one of the greatest football players I've ever seen see this is a lie This is a lie. Was it not which one the kick return? Yeah, that was pretty sick Like I reacted and I was like that was sick because it was sick. It was said for only that reason it was yeah I wasn't again. I was football fuck yeah Cowboys. It was said for only that reason it was yeah, I wasn't again. I was a football fan Yeah, Cowboys. I was like that I so I made I made nor was I like I made little fuck little tiny mental

No, it's one up. I went up almost hide the game when they almost did I was no emotion little tiny nose in the back of my head the entire day being like okay Hank's rooting against me for whatever reason that's fine He puts the you know teams that are playing against the commanders and the hungry dog all the time This that's the game is the game such That's not true. No, I don't begrudge you for that. That's fine. That's that's you know, you can I'm not gonna tell you how to do the hungry dog. That's your baby. That's you've raised that baby. How to do today. That baby's dead. It's up on the season. Decades. The baby is not up on

the decades up. It's up. What week is this? Yeah, we judge on decades here What week is it? Corners to finer 12 12 up to units. There we go. Okay, so I I'll never begrudge Hank for putting a team In the hungry dog. That's whatever he wants to do. Whatever. I understand. It's all good But today the commanders and the Cowboys that was not part of the hungry dog But I knew I could tell by Hank's little reactions that he has mm-hmm that he was he was rooting against me for some reason I couldn't quite suss it out, and then he started doing the what I can't exist You're just attacking me for no real reason whatsoever And I realized I was wrong last week when I took Hank's side against big cat mm-hmm

Because this is what Hank does this is who he is he turned to me It's like it was like we'll save for the show, but you were right now I was like I knew I was right deep down in his Because he was gaslighting me making me feel like I was crazy correct for reading his facial expressions And like I was reading in his stuff that wasn't happening and oh poor little hanky. I'm looking at a sweet little innocent face I'm coming home, and I'm beating my my child and no my it's because my child little hanky has been home all day trying to start fires while i'm gone and then he's like oh what me and when when memes does it when he's out there looking for clips of me being upset about bad things that happen that's fine that's memes his job he's doing a good job at his job when hank's a hater he does it for the love of the game which is don't stop i

can't trust a word you're saying everything i don don't know what Hank when Hank talks in this episode I would like there to be a little closed captioning that community notes Yeah, you just as this is a lie do not believe Hank do not believe his lies. So then after the game This is content. I mean we're talking content right now when Hank is being all sweet and innocent. He lets it slip I don't know. He like I said it that he innocent he lets it slip. I didn't let it slip, I said it. That he put in a bet last week for the commanders to not make the playoffs and like I said earlier we might not make the playoffs we're not that good but you just did it out of pure hate. Out of pure hate. Pure hate is why you did it. You're way're way too emotional. You're way too emotional pft

You're no way too emotional That was strictly that was strictly the commanders are bad I'm right. That's not you're you're taking it personally. I'm just looking at it analytically and just looking at the team on the field They're not good. They lost a cooper rush kid 10 and a half point favorites They lost I mean again, we keep they beat the bears but like in my mind that was a loss They're not can you can you? At least Hank just admit this part from the outside looking in there's one other element of Commanders to not make the playoffs bed. It's the most hater better Most you can't get anymore. I didn't know they listed it

Yeah, you went deep into DraftKings to find that bet. Hank might have asked Jack McCarthy to get that bet up just so he could do it. You might have invented that bet, Hank. There was one other part of the bet. See, this is where I was thinking, and again, like you say, I'm just doing it purely for just a troll. I do it for the love of this podcast and the game and what could the best content be? And at the same time, I could show you the bet slips. At the same time, I put that bet in, I put in the Patriots to make the playoffs this was two weeks ago when I thought that there was a path where if the Patriots could make the playoffs and the commanders don't that would be the best content for the show.

Obviously the Patriots aren't going to but that was when I put no. Okay so two separate bets two separate bets but like it's a good bet and a bad bet. Yeah. Yeah, I think hey You like Sharon Stone and casino. I just don't understand like this is just like this is your team and your game I'm completely separate. I was I was completely. Yeah completely separate I wasn't rooting for or against and then some well, this would be a pretty pretty some loss This would be a pretty key loss for you to have in your back pocket to lose this game against the Cowboys Yeah, it's for sure. So when I was picking up on your little tiny micro facial expressions I was a hundred percent

I was sitting behind you and then you made me feel like I was insane for picking up on that the suck my dick was Unwarranted you deserved it. No, I didn't you did. Yes, you've been high I didn't know what that's what I'm saying I found out a fact after afterwards that justifies it But it did not it was not justified at the time. I knew there was reason I knew you're rooting Yeah, that's convenient for you to say and for you to have but like it's just that's not how it works I don't I word Hank says I for one feel vindicated because yeah PFT turned to me and was just like hey You were right about Hank and I was like, yep shit. I was right about Hank

I've known this guy for as an entire adult life. I've known Hank since he was 18 years old. It's not that he's rooting like specifically against your team. What he's rooting for is for maximum pain for everyone. That's what it is. So it's not like about the listener. Yeah. It's not if it makes you feel a little better. It's not. It's not like it's not for me. I like he's personally attacking any one of us. He's personally attacking all of us at the same time. He wants all of us to have pain on air at maximum amount of time. Once you can realize it's not totally personal, he's just like the Grinch. He's the Grinch.

He just wants us to, his heart grows bigger as we get more depressed That's all that's all partially true There's partial ticket that's all true, but there's also about Hank is he is allowed to root for that for the betterment of the show No problem with that at all And but then then he makes these sneaky little bets to personally profit off of it Yeah, like like you don't need any and then put that in and then he and then when I pick up on His excitement towards my misery then he tells me that I'm a liar and that I can't pick up on anything And then I find out later that yes

I was 100% right and then Hanks making me out to be the bad guy and poor little sweet innocent Hank is getting attacked by big cat and PFT for no reason other than existing whatsoever. Never said that I can't I can't fight a battle against a liar. No, that's I'm not a liar I will say again part of what big guess is true however, and if you go back to the early season like I Want what I do care ultimately not about myself, but about this show and the listeners and you Hank I Would love it would truly from the bottom of my heart Love it if you anyone on this team maybe besides the Jets and maybe besides the Eagles

So pretty much everyone in in this podcast To go on to be a legitimate contender and go on a playoff run if I thought the commanders could do that I would bet on them to do it if I thought the Bears could do that I would bet on them to do it. If I thought the Bears could do that, I would bet on them to do it and I would root for them to do that. They're not. And that's not my fault. I agree that they're not. And with that being said, now that it's like they're kind of in the playoff contention, it's like what's the best content for the show? They're definitely not going to win the Super Bowl this year. So they might as well flame out because it would be funny to watch you crash out as you have.

We, I sat in the studio for 20 minutes in dead silence It was the most awkward 20 minutes of my life before we start recording the show wait when I Silent I didn't want to say we've done the same thing hundreds probably thousands of times And there's usually some level of banter or I care about this nothing nothing I care about the listener nothing I want them to hear hear the real conversation and because I got what I because I care so deeply and Hank you'll agree it's important to care about the listeners you're mad at the commanders you're taking it on on me no no that's what that's what it's so great that like it is great because you're a piece of shit like I always knew that Kaiser Soze was with us

and it took today for PFT to realize like yeah oh shit he literally turned to me was just like yeah he's real everything you is right. Why can you say they're not going to make the playoffs, but I can't. That's true. You're allowed to say that, but you did say it. But then you made a sneaky bet and then, and then denied. It wasn't a sneaky bet. When did you make the bet? It's on draft Kings. All you can follow. You can follow all of my picks. When did you make it? Draft Kings betting group. I'm not hiding them. When did you make the bet? Two weeks ago? I'll look up the it was when PFT still thought they were gonna make the playoffs Which they still very much could make the plan also at the same time Hank was saying that he might put a bet on the

I also I also have the commander so in the Super Bowl. So are you so so like what is it? That's what I bet that on your point November 5th. I thought they could do it. Okay. All right, so Hank I thought they could do it This then I watched them almost lose to the Bears and then I realized like they're just not that good and so on November 14th, I Bet them not to make the play. Okay, so the sneaky bad I bet the Patriots to make the sneaky bad aspect does all over me making the bet it come it comes from you acting like I'm crazy and and I'm attacking you for no reason

So accurate for accurately understanding where your heart was in this game, but I wasn't rooting I wasn't out really rooting for it like you were trying not to but you were I picked up on it. I We have the clips. I mean we can review we can do all 22 like there was there was cuz I really didn't care one Way the other you weren't outwardly rooting you you were inwardly like Mincy rooting for it like I was just sitting there I was it was more just like you turned around was like you're mad You're mad. You're mad. I was like what? You were you were upset I picked up on that so well See your little whispers and everything so Hank since you care deeply about the list

I do I also do care very deeply about the listeners and I hope that they enjoy whatever roller coaster we're on. I thought about a hater bet to contradict Hank's hater bet, but a bigger hater bet simply doesn't exist. Okay. Then what Hank has done. It's impossible. I'd have to make my own. Sell the Xomity playoffs would crush me. Yeah, I'm not going to do that. But I do care about the listeners. So I decided to release the Drake may lighthouse shirt now We can't sell the shirt because it's graphic But what I would like to do is I would like to drop the graphic for the the Drake may lighthouse shirt And then if any listeners make their own shirts, I will choose five of them and give them $100 cash

That shirt does that sure shouldn't be released It's not released. Oh, we can't sell it. No, I know the graphic shouldn't be released. It's quite unsettling. It is unsettling Yeah, I mean you're a sick mind for making it you're holding my head forever. I don't really care when you release it It's it's it's an indictment on you for releasing it. So that's fine. Okay and coming up with it I think it was a group effort when Hank said we sleep in May. I It's an indictment on you for releasing it. So that's fine. Okay. And coming up with it. I think it was a group effort when Hank said we sleep in May. I can't remember.

I had nothing to do. I promise you that. I'm uncomfortable with the graphic. I mean, like I said, you're holding it. You're gonna hold it over my head forever. So it's like, just release it. Like, I don't care. No, don't release it now.

Just keep holding it over his head. Well, I didn't lose the power. But what about the listeners? Yeah, I mean, I don't release it now just keep holding it over his head well I didn't lose the power but what about the listeners yeah I mean I don't know if the I don't know if they'll make I mean I guess I could make a shirt you can make your own by a lighthouse I think Hank might be having with Drake may with the lighthouse what cuz it's yeah cuz it's we sleep in Drake mays in that it's fair I thought it was a lighthouse going up your I think Drake may is Holding the lighthouse

Here is the lighthouse something like I don't even remember this graphic That's convenient. Well, no, I don't I think I saw a total of one time. I wasn't the one who commissioned it Well, let's see it I want to see it now I'm looking it up Let's see sleep. We should just put it up on the which we should put up on the video of the, let's put it up on the, on the YouTube and the rumble so people can see it if they're watching and they can use it. We're releasing the graphic. Yeah, we're releasing the graphic on the video. So if you're, if you're listening right now, uh, on the podcast, go, go watch it as well. So you can see the graphic. Let's find the graph. Uh, we probably can't put that on YouTube why we can green blur it Okay, we probably blur it blur the entire thing. Yeah, we'll blur it. Yeah, we'll have to blur it a little bit That's president Pug sexual

Sexual because the sexual yeah, okay. Um okay, so at the end of the day. I haven't seen it forever I can't remember what it looks like see it looks like they put they made an addition to it. Okay. You say they that's you. No, no, no. They did after the Ryan Whitney polar bear fiasco. Oh, you. Oh, so it's Hank Drake May. Yeah, I think that's it should. It's sure. May probably is not going to love that one. Should be the lighthouse going up Hank's ass. Sorry. Yeah. You want to jeopardize my, you know, my future with my favorite QB. I'll keep that in mind.

going up Hank's ass. Sorry, yeah, you want to jeopardize my, you know, my future with my favorite QB. I'll keep that in mind. The moral of the story is the Washington commanders are not a good football team and Hank actually might be right. He might be right to put the bet in because we're not a playoff team. The way that we're playing in the last three weeks, not a playoff team, not very good roster, not very good season in jeopardy. But if you were to tell me that we would have seven wins this season back in September, I'd be pretty happy with that. Yeah, I mean, you can't play that game because you were seven and two.

We were seven and two. Yeah. Can I ask you a question? Yep. Now having a rookie quarterback is a roller coaster and it's not easy. And I've gone through some very, very big downs and had a few ups. You know Bo Nix has kind of done the same where he had some downs early then he's now he's looking

up he's probably should win rookie of the year. Hank you've had some up and downs with Drake May. Jane Daniels has had to start with all ups. It's been down. What do we say about that? It's been down. What, what do we say about that? Uh, he hasn't played great, but he has had a lot of drops in the offense as a whole has not looked good. I would put, I would put like 30 to 40% of the responsibility on Jayden Daniels. Um, so no concern, no long term, no concern. The betting market right now, I haven't checked it since these games started. I was going to say that I think as of right now, Bo Nicks should win rookie of the year. Yeah, he's been better for a longer period of time than Jayden even though

he got off to that electric start and he also benefited from some like a prime time performance on Monday football and you nerfing the Pepsi Award and the Pepsi Award, which Bo Nicks has dominated recently. So Pepsi Award might it might be a great indicator of who ends up winning rookie of the year. I don't think that the race is over by any means. No, Bo Nicks is playing the best ball right now. He's playing the

best ball right now. And Jay Daniels has not, he was on an unsustainable stretch to start and it was as lights out as you could get. And it's been not as lights out recently. Yeah, I agree. He has not played nearly as well in the second half of these 12 weeks as he did in the first half. And so it's a little concerning, but ultimately I don't think that anything real. The thing that changed with him was the injury and now he's, he looks like he's healthy for the first time. He was running pretty well today. I think he had 70 yards rushing. Uh, he looked fast. He didn't have any problem with his mobility today. So that is no longer the issue, but that was a part I think of the last like three games before today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Because it felt like the, the offense didn't get going until the last three minutes. It was like you guys were kind of stuck in mud for a long time for, and it was also not being able to run the ball. Yeah. We couldn't run the ball. Brian Robinson. It looked like his knee got exploded in the, in the first quarter and then he came back and obviously wasn't healthy. Um, but yeah, we, we struggled to run the football today, offensive line had two injuries on it. It was, uh, it was a bad day. It was a bad day to be commander's fan against a team that I was hoping that we would be significantly better than, and we're just not, I, you can't say,

look at the rest of the schedule for the commanders. You can't say that we should win any of these games like we have the Titans at home If you'd asked me last week, I'd be like that's a win. Yeah now I'm not so sure that it is Yeah, we've got the Falcons at home. I can't count on that being when we got the Cowboys week 18 That's not a win anymore. Obviously because we just lost them today. So Yeah, things are things are not great. The I mean, listen, I think Jay Daniels would be fine overall. It's just this is what happens with rookie quarterbacks. And we're I mean, we're gonna talk about CJ shroud next. Like, that's what

happens with young quarterbacks ups and downs, like where it's like, it's just one week, it feels great. And one week, it doesn't. Also, shout out Cooper rush. Cause he did play well. He did. He was very good. And he was back to like being a competent Cooper rush backup. And the Cowboys in general, like they were dead. They were, they were dead men walking the last few games had been getting killed. So this is kind of like the any given Sunday, Michael Parsons actually kind of right. Cause he said, he was like, I think we're better than what we were showing and they played better today. And the defense was pressuring Jayden Daniels all day. And the Cowboys like, this is still going to be a horrendous Thanksgiving game Cowboys giants, but maybe not as much on the Cowboys part as it is on the giants

part. Also credit to Mike McCarthy. Yeah. The team didn't quit. He was so mad that what's his name ran in that onsite kick. Yeah. That is that really was so stupid. He should have gone down at the game was over the 10 yard line. He should have just gone immediately down and the game's over and said we had a chance for another hail Mary at the end. And that would have been incredible. But, uh, yeah, Mike McCarthy coached a really good game. The guys were ready to play except what is going on with Ezekiel Elliott? Whenever he gets the ball,

I don't even think that he runs with the ball anymore. No, I think he just gets it and kind of walks forward and gets tackled and he's like, all right, yeah, yeah. It's very strange watching him get carried. He's old and bad. Okay. Anything else on this game, Hank? No, congrats. The cowboy is a good one. Good, good bet. No, there's a lot of games to be played so Hank's bet might end up being a good bet How was it? What was it? It probably is a good bet plus 400. Oh, it probably is a good bet It's good value. However, the sneaky aspect of the bet is where I realized that was that Hanks entire Yeah, his entire veneer of being right down the middle and being good guy. Hank When did I ever say I was right down the middle bad guy Hank I've never said I'm right down the middle bad guy

God, I mean you guys are still up right now. You're still in the playoffs if the playoffs started today. Yep, and You I mean I think yes, I don't know it basically comes down to like if one or two of the NFC West teams can can Win games and not all of them beat up on each other Yeah, like one or two of them run away with it. Also the Bucks are lurking there. They're definitely in it but I Think you guys will still make it. I also blame Jay-Z Yeah, why is he at the game? I thought it was Troy Aikman. Did anyone ask him about Diddy? Will Compton?

Have you seen those? Have you seen those clips? It's so funny. Like TMZ people just asking random celebrities about Diddy and their response is always like they've seen a ghost and they just hustle into the car. I would like to know the answer to that. I just, anytime you've got like Jay Z showing up out of nowhere to your game, that's a good, that's a good sign that maybe your, your team has been overhyped a little bit too. Yeah. And my, and Michael Rubin with him. Uh, okay. Next game. Another crazy, uh, I would say upset that we didn't expect the Titans 32, the Texans 27 Titans. I this was this couldn't have started more Titans ask in the fact that the Texans ran back a kick what 60 yards and then the second or third play the game. The Texans scored who's seven nothing you're like oh this is

over like they got no chance but Will Levis Will Levis is fun because he throws bombs, he takes sacks, threw a pick six, uh, all over the place, but they get a win. And I really walk away from this game being like is, are the Texans good? I don't think, I don't know if they are. I see. I don't think that they've been good all year. Yeah. Well, they've been clunky all year. They've been clunky, but they've never been good. They've never been as good this season as they were last year. Their offense doesn't look good. And I know the Texans fans are now openly asking for Bobby slow it to be fired. So he was a guy that was a hot name for, for head coaching last year. And now they're asking for him to be fired because the offense looks

so bad. Uh, yeah, I just think that this is what they've been. Well, when they beat the, when they beat the bills, they started five in one. So there was definitely a time whenever it was like, Oh, they're really good. At least, you know, they were winning games, but their line can't block. They have, I feel like the most amount of unforced errors and penalties against them every single time. Uh, even Kimie Fairbairn missed a chip shot that would have tied the game. And then you had CJ Shroud running out of the back of the end zone. Uh. I just, they're just not a very good team overall. Like they're, they're going to win the AFC South, but I don't trust them at all because you kind of are what you are. And every time I

watch them, they'll have like spurts where it was like everything will click and Nico Collins will be running down the field and it will look great. And then they'll have quarters where it's just false start or holding and CJ Stroud throwing the ball away and like just everything looking broken. Yeah No, they haven't beaten teams that they're supposed to beat by like a significant margin I haven't been super impressed with them all season long I don't I don't know what the quick answer is for him because they they seem to have taken a step back from what they Were last year at least and this is what expectations will do to you Yeah, because nobody expected anything from the Texans last year

They look good for most of the season then you build that up into year two and you think okay Sky's the limit year two and then now they just you know, they're only what what's the record now? They're what six and five I believe know they're only what what's the record now they're what six and five I believe seven five seven five seven and five and then there's seven and five and you're like the sky's falling this is bad the good news is you get to play I believe the Titans might be their last game of the season well they just lost them yeah but again yeah like if you look at their schedule they have they've got some pretty tough came games come up I think they have like yeah evens the Chiefs

yeah they play the Chiefs Ravens. Sorry, Dolphins, Chiefs Ravens. Yeah, Dolphins, Chiefs Ravens. It's going to be very tough. Yeah. Blind resume for you. Ready? Mm-hmm.

From week three on, so if you can remember what happened in week two, and I'm just going to keep this completely, but I'm not going to reveal who these two guys are. 11 touchdowns, nine interceptions, and then that's QBA, and then guys are. 11 touchdowns, nine interceptions. And then that's QBA. And then QB is 11 touchdowns, three interceptions. So when we saw the what we thought was the Lil Bro-ing at the time, that was a passing of the torch. I don't know what you're talking about. That was a blind, that was as blind of a blind resume as it could get because I'll never reveal what I'm referring to and which two

quarterbacks that might have met at midfield after a Sunday football game week two. So player a little brod player B but he was really saying you 11 touchdowns nine interceptions 11 touchdowns three interceptions. You said you got next. It is interesting. Listen, CJ Stroud I think is still going to be fine. But if you're a Texans fan, you might be like, I could have used like a couple less podcasts in the off season where remember when he did his top five quarterbacks and named himself

three, maybe like the NFL can humble you quickly. And that was his third multi-interception game. He only had one last year. I think CJ shrouds still going to be phenomenal, but running out of the end zone was not not not ideal. And it feels like there's been a little bit of humble pie because we listen, we all we all part took in it where we're like, given the contract, you take CJ shroud over anyone. Yeah, you know, we were as guilty as as CJ shroud is, but it is the NFL is really hard to be good year in year out. I'm not saying that Texans fans are doubting CJ Stroud longterm. No, I don't think they are. You shouldn't.

But what I am saying is that maybe this week for the first time in a long time, the phrase Ohio state quarterback question mark entered your head. But that doesn't mean that you're doubting. That's a perfectly natural reaction. It's a perfectly natural reaction. I think Nicole said it best. She's a, uh, she's a Texans fan that called into the post game show. Yeah. And she said, uh, that Kaymi Fairbairn and Bobby slow wick are being bought off by the NFL cartel. Oh, to throw games. Oh, and she also believes that the cartel is after CJ Stroud too. Oh, okay. And then they cut her off because she was getting emotional. Have you guys seen that meme of the guy who looks

like CJ Stroud? Yeah, like a junkyard CJ Stroud. That one's tough. Yeah. Yeah. There it is. It's right there. Year two, CJ shroud after he spent all summer doing podcasts and deep and defenses got tape on them. Yep. That's tough. I just think that it's funny to think that the NFL cartel wants to see Will Levis and the Tennessee Titans be successful. Yeah. And that the nation's fourth most populous city should not get any publicity. Yes, yes. By the way, we should talk real quick about the Titans because this is basically every single week

I was like, I'm not giving up on the Titans. I'm not giving up on the Titans. I should have been giving up on the Titans. I bet them again this week. And finally, I feel vindicated because they have pieces of their team that are not terrible. Their special teams are terrible, but their defense is good and Will Levis is I mean he's up and

down but the ups are great like they were big big chunk plays that he went for big touchdown throws and he also is the first quarterback since 1970 to have 105 plus passer rating in a three games span in which he was sacked 20 plus times. So he basically just gets killed and still finds a way to make passes and throw it downfield. I mean, the pick six was horrendous, but everything else was good. So, and, and Hey, remember Tony Pollard? Yeah. He's 22 yards away from having a thousand. He was awesome today. That's pretty crazy.. Yeah, Tony Pollard's been good So the Titans deserve some credit like they are not going anywhere

This year, but they it feels like they have the structure for a future And they can maybe get some offensive line help in the draft I think Brian Callahan is gonna be a very good coach in this league I you know will levis is it is good and bad. If you can just take away some of the bad, the good is really, really good. This is a good moment too for Titans fans because you ultimately do want to lose as many games as possible, but you should still keep that hatred for your division rival. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, where are the Titans right now in Tankathon? I mean, that was what their third win. They're, they're not a bad, they're, they are a bad football

team, but they're not like if you watch them, they basically every game they will start well and then they'll just fall apart and they almost fell apart today. But the Texans like the pick six felt like it was gonna be backbreaking and they just kept on fighting. So they deserve a lot of credit for this game. And that was a big win because I do, I am a believer in you can't just totally lose out. You have to, you have to keep fighting and for culture going forward continuity, especially for a new coach, you're, you're want to win a couple games here and there so that you can be like, Hey, remember we were pretty close. Yeah. Also if you're a new coach and you're being asked to tank, uh, and And you do tank then that's the kind of coach that should be fired. Yes

You knew I want to see a new coach be very disobedient to the front office They tell them like hey foot off the gas, correct, correct Okay. Also, did you know that in Texas in Houston in the the press box they have a ranch fountain? No, that's awesome a fucking ranch fountain. I would prefer blue cheese and blue cheese guy over ranch. I know that is a spicy take for some. Yeah, the ranch fountain. Hey, I got a question for you guys. I was getting shit online this morning. Look at that's cool. Wait, is there hot sauce too? Yeah, it's buffalo sauce. I'm in for the buffalo. They got buffalo sauce ranch. I think they've got nacho cheese fountain too. That's the fountain game is very strong in Houston Do you guys like cranberry sauce on Thanksgiving? I like a tiny bit to dip some of my like stuffing or mix it in with my stuff It's just a little bit. Yeah, I was getting shit on for it. I was like I just throw it in there

The crowd is a staple I like to do the big mashup where I just have like turkey stuffing mashed potatoes cran cranberry sauce, gravy, and it all is just like one food. It's a staple for a reason. The correct ratio is like 20% of the size of the mashed potatoes. I go like that's how that's how much I go to two tablespoons of cranberry sauce. Yeah, I don't I like cranberry sauce. Adds a little sweetness to it. Okay. Next up Vikings 30 Bears 27 Listen, I'm not going to be doom and gloom. Although That was the bears are kind of inventing new ways to lose like it's this five or whatever game losing streak

We're on right now. I think it's five We've had everything a Hail Mary a couple quick games a block field goal an overtime comeback or you know a comeback to go to overtime and then lose again. So they just find new ways to like reel me in and then spit me back out. I said last week and I believe this is like as long as Caleb keeps looking good and wins and like looks better in spite of Matt Eberfluss that fucking moron. I'll be happy. So I'm not going to change my goals for the season. Caleb look good. This is a great day for all the like post chain Waldron stats. Yeah.

Like if you just look at before he was fired and after he was fired, this is going to be a nice little, you're going to have a great graphic by the end of the season that show two like separate haves of Caleb's progression offensive. It's actually, and this is gonna, people are gonna say I'm crazy, and I know, drinking the Kool-Aid, whatever. I actually think Caleb Williams, he's my personal rookie of the year because what he was able to do with Shane Waldron

as the coach is maybe the most impressive thing ever. And I mean like actually wanna keep playing football, like not just quit football altogether because Thomas Brown coming in, everything looks different. The ball gets out so fast. Guys are open. DJ Moore is being used correctly. Keenan Allen, they're targeting Cole Comet. Like, he looked good today. And I think the the one thing that has kind of faded here is the Bears

defense is not as good. They got torched by Jordan Addison, torched. It was clear they were going to not let Justin Jefferson beat him and Jordan Addison went and beat him. But Matty Bruffleus is a doofus and he's 14-31 as a head coach. All he does is lose one score games, which he did again. And so like whatever, just get rid of him. And Caleb keep looking good. I think Thanksgiving might be a really, really bad situation because I think the Lions might put up like a 50 burger on us. But I don't care. It's all about Caleb Williams. And if

he can survive this season getting a little bit better each week, I'm going to be just as bullish in the off season because like how did he survive the idiot that is Matt Iberfluss and Shane Walters. So it might be a good thing to have a rookie quarterback and give them like the dumbest possible offensive coordinator for the first eight weeks. Just so that it becomes so much more easy for them with a competent guy. Yeah, I like that take. With Eberfluss, this shouldn't have been a one score game though. Like the end of this game was crazy. He backdoored his way into a one score. Yeah. I mean, Caleb started making some big time throws. I, the throw he made to De'Andre Swift down the sideline, the throw he made to DJ Moore to get into field goal range at the end of the game was an absolute laser.

So far, the Vikings who have a pretty good defense, there's only been one quarterback that has 300 yards and two TDs and no turnovers since Caleb Williams. So as much as people want me to be down, he looked good. So I mean, getting another kick blocked was very funny. You had the best loss of the week, I'd say. Yeah, I wish we hadn't reeled all the way back in and the overtime did not look good because the overtime was a combo of Caleb getting sacked, a false start penalty. And then Matt Eberflue's coaching scared and having everyone off the ball. And Sam Donald went six for six for 90 yards. Sam Donald, by the way, played great. He, I was going into this game being like, we need to, you know, have

Sam Donald to have a couple of mistakes to be in this game. He didn't make any mistakes. Uh, and he's a tough motherfucker because he got hit hard a couple times and the Vikings are good But I just I can't be upset because I told my past self as long as Caleb looks good You can't be upset and so I can't be upset I have a question for big cat did Matt Eberfluss know that they could lose the game with a field goal at the end Yeah, I think so. Okay, cuz the defense was like yeah playing there, but maybe not against 30 yard pass. Yeah Yeah, no, it was crazy. It was really it was insane. And yeah, he's he's he's a bad, bad, bad head coach.

And he needs to be gone. But I'm not even like Matt Eberfluss. I you can't bother me anymore, dude. Do we reflux? He's the worst. What do you think, Hank? So I was distracted by Rob Lowe. Do I have a realistic take on this game? Yeah, you do.

You've gotten past the doom and gloom. That's good. Yeah, we're not going to the playoffs. We're not going to. I mean, I would like to win a couple of these games just for Caleb's sake. That would be the next step because it does feel like I'm kind of in the back, the same spot I was last year in the year before where it's like win a couple games so that your rookie quarterback or young quarterback can get the confidence. That part sucks because that is groundhog's day. But other than that,

if Caleb looks good, I, nothing else can bother me. Yeah. He's got something. He's got something. He's got something. Let it go. He's got something. I want to ask a question, but I'm going to ask you. But it's, you know, again, like it's a, it's a genuine ask. Yeah. Cause you are the one that brings this, this thing up all the time. Yeah. It's the reverse record. And if you guys win a couple more games like that, your reverse record at one score games is might come back to be painful. Um, cause that's there's three off the top of my head. I don't know if it was, yes, it was pain. It would be painful with two divisional games. Yeah. It would be painful if it weren't for, um, the Cardinals in the Patriots game, those quick games sandwiched in. But if you wind up, if you, if you, you know,

yeah, no, no. One at the end of the hail Mary doesn't happen in a block field goal. Doesn't happen. And we, I mean this game, we shouldn't have like one true. Yeah. The onsite kick was good. Yeah. And the onsite kick, that was actually my biggest gripe with this game is I feel like we wasted an onsite kick. Yeah. Cause we probably were never going to win this game. I think if you get, if you take it to overtime, not a wasted onsites kick. No, I'm saying like we need that onsight kick in a season when we're actually trying to go to the playoffs.

Oh, you mean like macro zoom out. Yeah. Like, yes. In your life, you only have so many successful onsight kicks that you will watch your teams do. Today was a wasted one. That feel right? Yeah.

Like you just know it deep down. You're like, you can't, it's, it's like the whole, whenever you have like a big moment, you're like one time for me. You can't say one time every single time. You know that that's not going to happen. One like, but this was the one time it happened and I feel like it might be wasted. It's like if you get hot at a shoot around, you're just shooting the basket by yourself. Yeah. And you hit like 10 in a row from three and then you go, you play a pickup game next week and you can't make a bucket. Yeah Yeah, my only other note hater note. I guess I wouldn't say that it is but the sack he took an overtime You can't yeah, that's bad. No, it's bad. Can't that's you got to just throw the ball

It was bad. That was a bad sack and it's still not perfect. I'm not saying that Caleb's like what like Like a finished product, but it's it's it looked so bad like a finished product, but it's it's it looked so bad for the last three games of Shane Waldron. So to have the last two games look good again, gives me new life and me and like he he's he's playing free again. He's not he's not mentally locked up. He's throwing the ball. He's seeing it throwing it is running it hard. Yeah. So it's winning divisional games with a rookie quarterback is very hard. hard very good to fight It's weird you would say that no, it's like if you keep them within one score. That's that's great. Yeah quarterback Yeah, good job for sure

Yeah I mean like losses or losses whether they're one point two points whether you know you could have won with the two-point conversion and Chose to kick a field goal and then miss the extra point Mm-hmm, or if you you know lose by 20 it doesn't matter loss of loss loss loss loss loss And yeah the Vikings I Sam Dara. I expected Sam Dara to start to melt but he was fighting gun right now It's good thing that we're in Chicago Yeah, no guns here By the way, did you guys see one of the weirdest quirks in this game when Jordan Addison had that big

Catch and run down the sideline. They had Maddy Berflouz challenge it didn't win the challenge. He's I think he's all for lifetime and challenges. They had a view that they that showed that Jordan Addison might have stepped out of bounds, but they couldn't use it because it was the boundary cam. Yeah. And not every stadium has the boundary cam. So for equity of the game, you're not. So they had the view, but the rest were not allowed to use it.

So apparently, you can use them for expedited reviews. If it's a scoring play. The league can call it in if it's a scoring play, and they know the information. But if it's a challenge, you can't. So how stupid is that? Do we have access to these boundary cams? I don't know. I just saw the Mike Breyer was on. He was like, yeah, this

is the boundary cam. You can't use the boundary cam there. He might've stayed in bounds too. So it doesn't really. This is why we need the portion. We need the super challenge. Yeah. The super challenge should include the boundary cams as well. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely should include it. Um, credit to Vikings though. They're going to the playoffs and they're, they're a good team. Sam Donner looked very good today. His mobility has gotten so much better in the last couple of years. One is like moving around the pocket. And the big thing is if Jordan Addison is going to be like that, the, cause it really was the Bears were like, we're not going to let Justin Jefferson beat us. I think he had seven yards

before overtime. He had a big catch in overtime but if Jordan Addison's gonna be that good the Vikings are a very big problem memes how do you feel about potentially bringing Sam home this week this week no I mean like last week you were out on it the week before you're maybe in on it now Sam Darnold the quarterback for the New York Jets 2025. What are your thoughts? Hmm. I'm at fuck it mode Okay, hey memes. Did you see the latest? Jets thing. Yeah. Yeah. Well, actually I think there's a source offer. I think there's multiple things I don't know if I saw a big cat. What was it? Well, there's multiple things I

Let's save the Rogers stuff for maybe who's back. I was talking about the anecdote that Woody Johnson landed his helicopter at practice and Joe Douglas turned to Jeff Ulbrich and was like, if he's coming to fire me, it's been an honor serving with you. And then he literally was coming to fire him. Yeah. The New York Jets are the TV show succession. I just love that. That's insane. The person who was sourcing it was like, yeah, they had a good chuckle about it. And then minutes later, Woody Johnson pulled Joe Douglas off the field and fired him. Has anything good ever happened after a billionaire stepped off a helicopter? No. I can't think of anything. No. That's yeah that's not that feels

bad. Okay Chiefs 30, Panthers 27, Bryce Young. Is he back? Dude, Bryce Young. I think he might be back. He was awesome today and I know awesome is relative like you're not gonna look at his numbers and be like holy shit he was so good. He was awesome in the fact that the, the, the, the chiefs were blitzing him nonstop and he looked composed, didn't make any big mistakes. There was one where I like, they, they brought the house and he just stood in there, hit his guy, like kept on going. He had two fourth quarter drives for a touchdown. This was, or sorry, scoring drives. This was only the third time in the Andy Reed chiefs era where a team scored on 75% of their drives against them. That's pretty crazy. That was Bryce

young today. So I'm happy for Panthers fans because it's been a tough couple of years and I don't know. I mean, Bryce young looked like he was 11 for 13, 135 yards in a TD versus the Blitz today. Yeah. And that's good. And they were down 11 points in the fourth quarter and Bryce Young, he, he brought them back on those drives and they might've taken this overtime and Patrick Mahomes did the thing that Patrick Mahomes does when he runs with the football and then defenses assume that he's going to slide or he's going to go out of bounds. So they let up because they know if you hit Patrick Mahomes even like a quarter of a second late, you're going to get flagged for it every single time. And then he does a thing where

he just keeps on going. He's like, Oh yeah, I'm not going to stop. And then peeled off another like 15, 20 yards. He had a 33 yard run down the sideline that was just vintage Patrick Mahomes and the chiefs just keep, I it's crazy the Panthers are in this game because I think if you have to look at anything you kind of know what the Chiefs offense is maybe they'll get a little bit better when Hollywood Brown comes back and maybe Rashid Rice I don't know the Chiefs defense has not looked as good as it did to start the season I think Spags will probably get it figured out but Bryce Young,

I mean, he had a nice day against them. So went up and down the field against. Do you think, do you think Panthers fans are like, maybe, maybe just Bryce Young next season too? Yeah. I think he's played well enough recently where he, you might, you might be happy with him now. I listen, it's not the craziest thing. He's he's looks better and you already have him under contract. Like I don't know. You don't want to. Why not. Why not. Because here's the thing. Right now you might be finding yourself in a New York Giants situation where if Bryce goes to another team and he plays really well you can't live with that. That's true. You can't live with yourself. That's true. You can't live with yourself.

That's true. If Bryce Young even has like a moderately successful career for somebody else. That's true. You can't do that. You just have to just kind of keep them around. Yeah. And hope that this trend keeps to progress.

And if it doesn't, you can bench him again. Maybe he'll get even better after you bench him a second time. You want a blind resume? Yeah. Quarterback A, last two games, two touchdowns, three interceptions. Quarterback B last two games, two touchdowns, zero interceptions.

Oh, I think quarterback A might be the same quarterback from the earlier blind resume. We've kept quarterback a consistent. Yeah, consistent. And then quarterback B is probably Bryce Young. Yes. So it be is. Hey, listen, big cat. Ohio State University quarterbacks. Yes. Can't make it to the NFL. I do think though that Patrick Holmes might be the fastest slow guy on the planet. He, well, his speed is deceiving in that he's slower than he looks. Yeah. So he like gets you kind of, he gets guys coming

fast that he kind of gives a hezzy it's yeah, he's incredible running the ball and he, you know, this was a game that it felt like the chiefs, the chiefs are just going to play in this game every week, I guess, no matter who the competition is. And then they're going to win the majority of them. I think we should make a ruling though on chiefs fans, whether or not they're allowed to post the graphic that is, uh, can't wait to watch the chiefs play football for the first part of it. And then along, I'm going to kill myself. Wait. And then at the end, nice. We won. No, I don't think they should. That's not allowed. I've seen it. You've won. No, yes. I've seen it. And I want three Superbowls. You can't use

that. I think we should make a public statement about it. National sports podcast. If there's any chiefs fans complaining about being 10 and one and going for a three, the meme is just at the roller coaster game, but it doesn't matter. They always win. Yeah, they always win. It's true. The memes should just be, we have Patrick Mahomes. This kicks ass. Yeah. Their biggest, their biggest complaint that chief fans have right now is like our tight end is too famous. Yeah. They're there. The meme should be, can't wait to watch chiefs football. Oh shit. We don't look that good, but we have Patrick home. So we'll probably win. Yeah. Nice. I was right. Sick. That's, that's crazy. It is crazy. Isn't it? That's a crazy thing to do. They, there's certain,

certain memes that should be held exclusively for, for loser franchise. Yes. And as card carrying members of loser franchise, this is where we need to step up and say, Mike, my culture is not your costume. No, no. You can't. If you're, if you're a cheat, say you can't at no point, even if you lost this game today, who the fuck cares? Hank, you don't get to claim loser franchise. Oh, I thought current. Not bad. Yeah. Um, is no great tight end one. He might be. If you look at the stats between him and Kelsey. Yes. Noah Gray, tight end one. He might be. If you look at the stats between him and Kelsey. Yes. Interesting. What's that memes? He's got three touchdowns in the last two games. Yeah. No, grace got three touchdowns the last two games. He might be tight end one. Do you think there's, do you think there's any, no,, I'm not gonna do it. What?

Nah, I was gonna talk about Noah Gray and maybe his prospects. Yeah, no, I was gonna say I'm not gonna say anything. I'll just ask the question. Is he married? Does he have a podcast? Let's see Noah Gray. Wife. Oh yeah, she looks nice.

Okay, great. So good for Noah Gray. Scored three touchdowns the last two weeks. That's fucking sick. Two touchdowns today. And you're married to a beautiful lady. Yeah. You, you basically have it all. Yeah. You have it all. Uh, and your patch from home's favorite target. Yeah. Yeah. Like this is pretty good. This is sick for you. Uh, okay. Anything else from this game? It was good. This was another one where it's like cuz I I will get to the Lions Colts I I had these ugly it was my week where I was like, I'm just gonna bet all the ugly teams So I bet the Titans I bet the Panthers I bet the Colts

It was good today like the Colts hurt But these two teams showing up and the Panthers almost winning this game Felt good if if the Chiefs didn't lose last last week I think they lose this game. They might have. Yeah. The meme would have been correct. The prophecy would have been accurate. Yeah. Yeah. Okay let's take a break for a couple ads and then we will talk about your team Hank. Wait is this stat true that the Chiefs have now won ten games for ten years in a row? You don't get to use the thing. That's crazy. You don't get to use the because we're nice. We won thing because

guess what? I was going to say this for the Lions thing, but the Lions have won 10 games for consecutive seasons for the first time in their 95 year history. Yeah. They've won 10. I guess that makes sense because of Alex Smith, right? Like they would rip off wins. They weren't throwing, they weren't throwing touchdowns to wide receivers for like two seasons and they were still winning 10 games a year. No. Okay. It's not. Oh yeah, it is 2014. 2014 was the last time they won less than 10 games. That's insane. Very impressive. You cannot use that. No, you can't report that meme. You cannot use that meme. No, you can't. Report that meme. Anyone who sees that meme, tag us, we'll report it. That person is, that's bullshit.

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They got absolutely smoked today. Yeah, I know the last two weeks They've gotten exposed on defense pretty bad and their offensive line has been even worse. Yeah, they can't stop I listen I'm not a football guy. I'm a football guys guy guy. I thought you were a huge football fan He's a use route for the game. You said that at the beginning of the show. You said you just love football. I'm talking X's nose. I'm being honest. I don't know the game. I never played the game. Like when I hear coach Gruden talk about the X's nose, like that shit goes right over my head. When I look at it, do you love it? But I enjoy watching it. Enjoy. I know. Even I know. Quick question. That you enjoy the game of football Yeah, you enjoy like pit pit football and a set piss out of there on Sundays just only on Sundays

My teams I enjoy watching my teams play football. Okay. I think it's pretty common Washington Yeah, even Washington Not the commanders No, he enjoyed it today. That's true Not the commanders. No, he enjoyed it today. That's true. The Patriots can't stop a slant like that. Like it's the most obvious thing in the world. Like it's the last two games had team to have that against cause they just fucking run diagonally. But the, but the Rams did it too. Yeah, they did it all game. They just run diagonally in the middle of the field is wide open. And again, like, I don't know much, but I know that that should not be as

easy as it has been the last two weeks. And today it was, it was unstoppable. They, I think they went three and out in the first drive and then just didn't stop getting first downs for the rest of the game. You guys also struggled to cover tight ends. It felt like John Smith is just always open. Everything in the middle of the field wide open. Yeah. Jalen waddle made his comeback today. Big time. He was all over the place. Yeah, Tua was awesome.

I mean, I think the Dolphins might be back. We'll find out because the best part about the Dolphins right now, they were okay. Then Tua gets hurt and obviously the bottom fell out. And now that he's back, they've looked really good in the last three weeks. Obviously they lost the Bills, with the last two weeks they won. Uh, and I think there was a, that was, there was that weird Cardinals lost to mix in there, but they're five and six. They're in the race for the AFC playoffs and now they have to go to Lambeau on Thursday night and we get to decide whether the dolphins are still the dolphins or, uh, this team could maybe make

the playoffs because cold weather dolphins will tell us everything and they have three cold weather games remaining on their schedule because they finished with at the Browns and at the Jets. So they asked too about the cold weather coming up. Okay. And his response was I'm excited to kill narratives. Let's go bring it on because it's an airy vo a destroyer of net of narratives. I think these dolphins are different from last year's dolphins. Oh, I think that maybe getting shamed into the whole fraud discussion last year. I think that might've made them more prepared for this year where nobody thinks they're a fraud. Oh, they had their, they're used to adversity

at this point. Yeah. They're getting shit on for the last eight months I mean to it looks great. He's a five five games in a row 70% passing completion or better. He had four touchdowns today They did whatever they wanted like even the score 34 15 isn't really like it was it was 24 or nothing at half Yeah, and I feel like the Dolphins could have just kept scoring if they wanted to. Um, yeah, the, the dolphins and chop Robinson looks good. Yeah. Shout out chop all time football name. He looks great. Uh, yeah. Jalen wattle has been rediscovered down in Florida.

Also how about the fact that John who Smith's good? Yeah. John Smith, he, they, John Smith is like the offense runs through John who Smith. He couldn't guard him today. He was always open. I open and he gets a touchdown every single game in the last three weeks My only problem with Jalen waddle is that he said that the penguin dance is off limits now Oh, no, he's done doing it because of the penguin show He's doing he's not doing the waddle anymore Because he said that people asking him in public to do it got to be a little bit much You can't you can't take that away. You got to give people what they want If you're scoring touchdowns, you got to do the waddle. I

Don't think Mike McNitt McDaniel after the game brought his brothers baby daughter in yeah, and he just openly said it You know some coaches out there not to name any names Some coaches will bring their children with them to the press conferences afterwards and use them as human shields, correct? But Mike McDaniel was like, yeah, I just wanted you guys to ask me easy questions. That's why I brought my infant daughter in here. Yeah. And the first question was, why are you such a great dad? That's great. It works. That's great. Yeah. Smart by him. So Hank, are you worried at all about Gerard Mayo? Definitely. Yeah. That quote he had, he said, uh, talking about the errors. Yeah. He said once, once those guys cross the sideline, there's nothing I can do for them. There's nothing any coach can

do for them. Once they cross the sideline, it's my job to continue to prepare them. But they're crossing the sideline and doing terrible, which means you're not doing good preparing. You got to prepare them. And then, cause I also feel like there is something, you know, you can't say that it's kind of like the mutiny thing when it's like, there's things you can, he's not, he's not very well media trained. And once they're across the sideline, you still are getting calls into the offense and defense. Yeah.

Like, Hey defense. And he's a defensive coach. That's really where it's, I lose it a little bit where it's like, he's a defensive coach and our defense looks so bad. Yeah. So you guys were in that frisky category was like and he even said it. I think he's like we want to be the team that no one played wants to play at the end. You need a good defense for that. Yeah. Like it turns out it was just the Bears quitting and like being lifeless and Shane Waldron that made that thought percolate. Yeah. In theory it should be you have a defensive coach the defense is standing up

And then you know your rookie QB there might be some good there might be some bad But you can turn together some wins the rookie QB is playing above average, but everything else is just really bad Yeah, is a Jared Mayo the guy Probably not probably not how quickly do you move on uh I Wouldn't hate again like my my personal thing. I don't think drawed Jared. Jared males bad guys, right? Jared, Jared, drawed, drawed, drawed. The defense is bad. He's defensive coach. Why not get a offensive coach to work with our phenom quarterback? Would seem smart. Yeah, I deal with the same thing. Phenom. Phenom. Phenom.

We're putting Drake Maine in the phenom category now. Yeah. Have with the same thing. Phenom. Phenom. Phenom. We're putting Drake main in the phenom category now Yeah, have you seen these graphs? Phenom. I don't think I've seen the same graphs you have. He's been looking at graphs. He's a playmaker That's that's what I've learned and I was wrong in my analysis with him pre-draft Maybe the ball looks a little heavy, but he is so good on his feet scrambling running out of the pocket making plays happen I think he's phenom. Phenom. So maybe he does that today but it's like also it'd be nice if he had more than one second in the pocket where he didn't have to scramble and run for his life every single play. Do you think that Robert Kraft is the guy? Yes, absolutely. Okay. Yeah. What do you think about Mr. Kraft not making the Hall of Fame? Clearly Roger Gadella has proven time and time and time again to have an bias against the Patriots against mr Kraft again

I don't think that the Patriots stand for Roger Gadell does the voting for the whole thing I don't think he does either you don't think he has any influence. I think it's sports writers. No, those are journalists Cap cap. I mean, did you see did you see? In rapport almost cry about an old story? Did you guys see that story? Yeah, Mike Malarkey. It was so fucking funny. Mike Malarkey, the story goes that Mike Malarkey knew he was about to get fired by the Titans

and he told Ian Rapport that he was actually about to get an extension. And I guess Ian Rapport, this was five years ago, and I guess he found out about it like this week and he got very upset. Yeah. Like, that's not funny. The guy's week and he got very upset. Yeah. Like that's not funny. The guy's name is literally malarkey. Yeah. Also it's funny. Sorry. It's funny. You should have used a second source. He's also it's like you assume he was drunk. It's a very funny drunk. Like should I text her? Yeah. Right. Tell him I'm fucking like the guys want to get fired. He's like fucking I'm going to just see if someone will report

that I got a contract extension. That's funny. But if the guy tells you that and then you report it and he gets fired, you should by all means be like, Hey, just as a heads up, my source on this was Mike. Yeah. So then you're talking to your sources. Well, that's why he should have done it right away. Yeah. Yeah. It's a fun. I laughed. I laughed. And then when I watched rap ports reaction, I laughed even harder. Yeah, but Hank, you don't think that Robert Kraft is his, uh, his non hall of fame vote is getting to him a little bit because he spent the last three years just trying to

get to the hall of fame. Yeah, he did the, uh, the it with the stop hate the time out to hate. They're also in the, in the report about him not making it. I guess I think that was to stop hate but sure Yeah, well ages just stop it. He just woke up was like I'm gonna stop hate today. Yeah, I mean that's a that's that's very Stop hate I would say no, but if I would I would not like that would not like on on this podcast Yeah, as a negative is on that couch my Hall of Fame resume I agree with that but stopping hate is a very hard thing to do

He's I know. So he should be applauded for trying to stop it. He's oh and one against hate. If anything, he's only in hates kicked his ass. Yeah. Cause they hate the NFL hall of fame voters. Yeah. They voted in a guy who, who owned a team for four years. Yeah. And he, he didn't want to pay the players. Yep. Uh, They're there. Apparently they've been sending like every year they send Robert Kraft's book to all the voters. And then the article I read one voter was like, yeah, I've gotten it like two years in a row. The book still haven't read it. Still haven't read it. So I think you should get it. I think this when

when Hank stops hating that will be the biggest test of Robert Kraft's success. He should get in because he, I mean, he, like owners in the last 20 years, 30 years, he's had a pretty big impact on the game of football. I would say so. But it also is very funny that he keeps getting denied. I do think. Like it's a, it's a, it's a funny story. It's kind of like Mike Malarkey story.

I do think that Roger Goodell looks at this podcast and he's like the number one Patriots fan is still the world's biggest hater Hey has Robbercraft done that's a good point PFT. I didn't even think you can get him in Hank you have that power I'm not a hater. So yeah, see. Yeah Okay, gun to your head. Do the Dolphins find a way to make the playoffs? Yes Yeah, I say no. I want them to because I think two is fun and like it sucks that they had the injury but they're the Broncos are currently in the seventh seed at seven and five and they dolphins have five and sixty. We think the Broncos are going to drop a couple more. The Dolphins also have not the easiest schedule. They play at the Packers. It's tough to win division games with a rookie. Actually,

they might have an easy schedule given the state of some of these teams at the Packers who are good. Jets, Texans, Niners, Browns, Jets. They probably have to win. They probably have to get to 10 wins so they can lose one more game. I think I got to go five and one in the last six and the Broncos would have to go to and they only have five left. Two and three. Would that get him in?

Who has a tiebreaker? I don't know who has a tiebreaker. But yeah, it feels like I don't know. I don't think the Broncos are going to go to and I think the Broncos might go to and three. Really? Yeah, I'm a believer. I don't I don't I'm not going to give the Broncos two and three just yet.

Who has it because head to head is in the second type of coverage. My is four and four in the conference. Well, Denver is three and four teams finished with the same conference record than the record against common opponents would break the tie. That's too complicated. It's very complicated. Uh... The Chiefs aren't going to be playing anyone in Week 18, maybe.

It's a possibility. Yeah. Or they might be playing for a better seed. Yeah, that's true. Either way, I'm happy the Dolphins... The Dolphins, credit to the Dolphins, Dolphins credit to the Dolphins winning this game saved Thanksgiving football because if the Dolphins had lost this game and they were sitting there at four and seven we would have had just I mean the Bears Lions game the Bears are playing for

their bears are getting embarrassed the Giants Cowboys game is putrid and then we would have had a four and seven Dolphins game going team going to Lambeau. They saved Thanksgiving. Thank you. Thank you to the dolphins. You saved Thanksgiving. Okay. Speaking of Lions 24 Colts six. I said it earlier, but I'll say it again. The Detroit Lions have won 10 games in consecutive seasons for the first time in their 95 year history. And they did it with their defense today because we all talk about Ben Johnson. Aaron Glenn is also going to be a head coach. The Detroit Lions have not given up a touchdown in the last 10 quarters of play. So that's halftime of the Houston Texans game. They just like swallowed up the Colts and the Colts. I mean,

they gave up a couple, you know, there's some big chunk plays here and there, but when it got to red zone and Aline McNeil is just unblockable, just an absolute force on that defensive line. Um, Aaron Glenn deserves a lot of credit and the lions showed that even like they weren't clicking at the highest level of lions, offensive football today and they still want. Yeah. I was going to talk about the not allowing touchdowns in over two games now because that's, that's very, very impressive for the S and winning games on the road as well. So there are six and oh on the road right now. They beat the Colts, the Texans, the Packers on the road, the Vikings on the road, the Cowboys on the road when they weren't dog shit and the Cardinals on the road. They're really,

really fucking good football team. Yeah, very very good They're uh, and that's why they're my until further notice team Yeah until they until they have a stinker of a guy I'm just gonna blindly believe that the Detroit Lions are gonna steamroll everyone Yeah, and this wasn't even a steamrolling like it was you mean this they steamrolled defensively the defensively they steamrolled them because the Colts were The Colts are maddening to watch because they just had so many penalties Self-inflicted wounds Anthony Richardson kind of the same thing that we've talked about a million times. Sometimes it looks great. Sometimes it doesn't also Ogletree dropped a touchdown for him that sucked

But yeah, the Colts just beat themselves and when you're playing Alliance team that you have to play pretty much perfect football. It was pretty much over at halftime when even those 14 six it's like you can't kick two field goals against the Lions. They're going to beat you if you kick two field. They've only really had one game where they've looked bad offensively as the box. That was their one loss where they scored I think 16 points. Yes. Actually the Rams game week one was not like perfect. Like it was basically September Yeah, since September they have just been dominating. Yep, and this is this is a crazy stat. So the

Lions have finished their 4-0 against the AFC South in Fairness, I'll do a quick insult stat The NFC North played the AFC South this year. The NFC North was 14 and 2 against the AFC South. The Bears obviously were the two losses. They went 2 and 2. Every other team went 4 and 0. The Detroit Lions against the AFC South this year. Tell me what you think the scores were in the second halves of those games. 17, nothing. No, no, no. Total. Four games.

Four games against the AFC South. Four games. I'm going to say that they had a point differential of. 63, 17. Just the second halves? Just the second halves. Four games against the AFC South. I think they had a point differential of plus 70. Yes,

that's exactly right. You saw the same stats. I did not see it. I heard Hank say 60 and I was like 70 to nothing. That's 70 to nothing. That's wild. Nothing. Zero. Wow. 70 to zero in the second halves against the AFC South. I have a question. 70 to zero. That's insane. That's two full games of football over four games, eight quarters, 70 to zero. Go ahead. Would you rather be 10 in one with a bunch of clunky wins, close games or 10 and one with a bunch of blowouts and never endowters? Uh, lions. Yeah. Yeah. And also they've not had all blowouts and never endowters. They had a really tight game against the Vikings. They had a really tight game against the Texans. I mean, that was a, that was the Texans game was like to prove it, like Jared through what?

Five picks. Yeah. Well, what do you mean? Like by, would you rather be like, would you rather like moving forward and confidence in your team? Yeah. Would the hypothetical team that has a lot of clunky games have Patrick Mahomes as a quarterback? Then I would rather be that team. Yeah. Yeah, probably. But the lions right now, I think it's safe to say they are the best team in football. Yeah. And they, and they have, they've been tested a few times, but they just kill teams that are not, I mean, the Lions deserve a ton of credit because when they play inferior opponents, they kill them and you should get credit for that.

Like they just smash them. Also the Montgomery Gibbs, Sonic and Knuckles, this is the 11th time they both scored in a game. It's most in NFL history for a tandem in the backfield. Yes. So they can obviously beat you if they throw the ball all over the place, but they can also just run the ball down your throat. Yeah. Which is what they did today. Yeah. The lines are really fucking good in the Colts. I don't really know.

They're not going to make the playoffs. It feels like, well, actually they could win the AFC South. Who knows? That is not- Five and seven right now? That's not totally the- I would actually say if you said like can the Colts win, can the Colts make the playoffs? I would say not as a wild card but maybe winning the AFC South. I think it's probably over for the Colts but it's not over over yet. It's that they could. Yeah, no, it's probably over. But it's probably over. But they could. It's most over over yet. It's that they could. Yeah no it's it's probably over.

But it's probably over. It's basically it's most likely over. And but but wouldn't you say that their path to the playoffs would probably be the Texans just falling on their face. They do not control their own destiny. They do not control their own destiny. That is although we all do kind of. Yes our positive they can decide how they want to play. Yeah.

OK. Last game of the early slate bucks 30 Giants 7. This was an absolute shit-kicking Baker is the best. He's the best. He is so much fun to watch. He did the Tommy DeVito Italian he did he was blocking like 40 yards downfield for Bucky Irving, the fumble recovery. He just looks like he has so much fun playing football and I have fun watching someone like that play football. He goes a hundred miles an hour downfield looking for work. Yeah.

Block on a handoff. Yeah. Like no quarterbacks do that. That was awesome to see. Uh, yeah, the bucks, they've been waiting to play a team like the giants for a long time because they had a tough schedule and they were, they were competing against every team and now finally they get to play a team that the Giants for a long time. Yeah, because they had a tough schedule. They had a very tough schedule. And they were competing against every team. And now finally, they get to play a team that they should beat and they should kill.

And they went out there and they did it. The Giants, they've got to be just like the most miserable fan base right now. They've got to be so frustrated with how the season's gone. That's true. The entire city of New York right now is down. I'd say the Jets. The Giants, I didn't know this until earlier today. They only have one interception this season, which

is crazy in week 12. I think that they started to veto just to get Italians to buy tickets. Yeah. I think they were like, we need to give people a reason to come out to the games. I know we'll get the Italian guy out there. He didn't look great, but I mean, he also got his ass kicked today. Yeah. They were hitting him and hit him hard. No, and he, he, I mean, he had five completions for 31 yards in the first half. Uh, Malik neighbors basically summed up the entire Giants locker room. He had a couple of quotes after he said, uh, I started getting the ball when it was 30 to nothing as asked Abel about it. And then he also said team has been soft as fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. I think Dexter Lawrence also said that they played soft. Yeah. So it's bad. And then we had the Daniel Jones. Uh, we, we recorded on Thursday. He got caught on Friday. I will say the, the scout team safety thing. Did you see, I think Ben Danucci said something about it where he was like, every team I played on is the third string quarterback I was scout team safety that might just be because Ben DiNucci is an elite athlete Yeah, so they're like you remind me of a Troy Palomar get back there put Daniel Jones is gonna go to a he said He wants to go to a contender. Yeah, like that Ravens and the Vikings are interested. Those are the two teams He feels like you'd be a good Vikings backup, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah. You do worse than Daniel Jones as a back.

Yeah, I'd agree. Yeah. No, Daniel Jones. I mean, if Daniel Jones has to come in for a series, no, he'd probably be pretty nervous. I mean, I think it'd be very funny if he ended up going to the Eagles. Yeah. And then I want him to go to the Cowboys for Thanksgiving. Thanks.

Save Thanksgiving. If Jerry Jones signed Daniel Jones and started him against the Giants on Thanksgiving, that is the way to save Thanksgiving football. Jerry Jones, please do it. I agree. But if he goes to the Eagles. If he goes to the Eagles.

Yeah, I don't know. No, no, he got cut. If they wanted to claim him off waivers, then they would have to pay him. But if he passed waivers and he's free to sign anywhere, you have to pay him, but you're going to pay him like minimum. Cowboys currently have Daniel Jones listed on their website. Is that real? As what? Wait, hit the website. This will be so awesome. That was my initial thought was like just sign Daniel Jones and let us, let us watch him play against the

giants. The ultimate revenge game. Oh, he's not there. There's a troll. But imagine this. Imagine he gets signed by the Eagles. They're a contender signed to the Eagles. And then last game of the season, Saquon Barkley rushes for an all time record for him for rushing yards, potentially breaks 2000 rushing yards. And Daniel Jones is a starting quarterback and beats the Giants as the Eagles quarterback, but Jalen hurts his guy

That's why I'm saying like the Cowboys thing makes sense because the Cowboys don't have a starting quarterback Oh, no, obviously that would have been great for for things. Yeah, I'm saying like as a backup Yeah, for peak chaos and misery that is probably how it twists the night. Yeah. Yes Stop it. Would you say maybe's maybe being a hater? Big time. Yeah, stop hate. Stop it Hank. Stop hate.

The Bucs had 11 receivers catch a pass. I think the Bucs, instead of two weeks ago, I think they're gonna find a way to get into this playoff. I don't know. I mean, it might be at your expense, PFT, but it also could be they win the NFC South but they've they've been playing good football They've just been really banged up and been playing really hard teams and now they have a little bit of a

Reprieve in terms of their schedule where I think they have they need to pick up I think one game on the Falcons right well the Falcons have the 2-0 head to head Yes, that's an issue so the that that that, that, that is a, I think they could, I think that they, right now they're one of the best teams in the NFC. They only, the only team they play that is above 500 left on their schedule is the chargers. So they go Panthers, Raiders, chargers, Cowboys, Panthers, saints. Yeah. They very easily could make the playoffs. I kind of want it. I want them to just because it's Baker and they said so much fun to. Baker has the right mentality after the game. He said, we feel like we control our own destiny.

Yes. Which is exactly the way that you want to feel. Did you also see the reporter? I love this. It felt like they were, they had Baker on trial. They asked Baker if he's Italian because of the hand signals and wondering if like this was a hate crime or not.

And he said he hasn't done a 23 and me, so he doesn't know. So he might be. He could be. But it was just very funny for a reporter to ask it because it was kind of a serious tone where they're like, you're not allowed out in New Jersey if we can put this charge on you.

By the way, I think that he should do a 23 and Me because they tell everybody that they're a little bit Italian. I'm 1% Sicilian according to that. They'll probably found the same thing for him. And then you'll be like, yeah, see, I was allowed to do it. I was allowed to do it. Yeah. The giants are really sad. This is going to be a sad Thanksgiving game. Put in drew lock. Yeah. He got warmed up today. Did he get in? He, I think he got in for, I mean,

they were killing Tommy DeVito, killing him. Yeah. Drew lock is the ultimate spark quarterback. Also Vita Bay being the fullback was sick. Yeah, because he is an absolute monster of a man. Yeah. And that's exactly who you should have as your full. Tristan Wirfs didn't play today, right? I think he was out. Yeah. So if you can get but they had some they had I think Zion McCollum played they had some guys back on defense like they're starting to get healthier. So this is big. This is big. Yeah. Let's, Tristan Wirfs. Yeah, I think he was there with a big brace on.

Stephen Shea was there, so I'm sure he's got all the intel. Happy for, no, I'm not happy for you. I'm not happy for Stephen Shea. No, and was this- Yeah, Tristan Wirfs didn't play. Was this the same week as we saw Antonio Brown quit at halftime I don't know if the same week

I know it was the same it was the first time the Bucks went back to met life Yeah, the first time was against the Jets this time against the Giants. I think it might have been the same who knows I don't think I think it was I think people were just playing that video because they were like This is the first time they're back at that life since that it was an all-time moment. Yeah Okay, let's take another break and we'll do afternoon games like this is the first time they're back at MetLife since then. That was an all time moment. Yeah. Okay. Let's take another break and we'll do afternoon games. Before we get back to the games that are being brought to you by our friends over at UberEats, you can get almost anything delivered by UberEats, the official delivery partner of the NFL.

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Oh, actually we had chiefs bills last week, but I feel like this just anecdotally, we've been having these crazy witching hours start and then it's like three games and two of them are blowouts. They should start being allowed to flex games out of like good games out of Sunday night football back to the afternoons in case of emergency. Or just give us the four and five. Yeah. Give us four and five that we can, we know that you know if all hell breaks loose we'll have a backup plan. If you have more than three it gives you a much higher probability and honestly the Cardinal Seahawks could have been good, but it was just ugly. It was just boring Yeah, so the ugliest of all of them was the Packers 38 49ers 10

this was an absolute shit kicking by the Packers and Josh Jacobs was incredible and he is I was wrong. I thought I mean it was it was the hater in me Being like Josh Jacobs like pay him all that money of running back He is a difference maker and he was incredible just absolutely shoved it down the 49ers face Yeah, so when I found out that that Purdy was gonna be I think they released that news on Friday Friday Yeah, and Bosa. Yeah, Purdy and Bosa I thought that Purdy had looked hurt the last game that he played because he wasn't throwing the ball downfield at all. I didn't think that it was like keep him out of the next game

Yeah type of an injury, but we knew that this had to potentially be an ugly game But then by the time kickoff happened because I had talked myself into the 49ers I was very wrong about that. I went back and I I looked at the box score from was the NFC championship game in 2020 yeah, where they had Jimmy Garoppolo complete six passes Yeah, I believe and just ran the ball down the throat Well, it also helps when you have like Trenton Williams blocking for you in that game Yeah and the 49 all your weapons and all your all healthy and look good and I think maybe most importantly if you have like

Prime Debo where it's just like get Debo the ball somehow the ball in his hands and let him do the rest of it That Debo no longer exists. Yes that Debo. He looks like a shell of himself physically while simultaneously looking like a much larger version of himself Yes, physically. I was saying that you were right about Brock Purdy obviously being injured, but when we were talking about on Friday Debo's definitely lost stuff step. He looks big. Yeah. Him and Cordero Patterson, I feel like they hit the same buffets in the offseason. Yeah.

The Niners are in a lot of trouble. And I don't know, they have a tough schedule coming up. The Bills are next. And I think this is just going to be chalking up to the season from hell. It might be. It's season from hell and where do you go for, like, it feels like a reset of everything because this window of the Niners and they did it with both Jimmy Garoppolo and then

Brock Purdy going to two Super Bowls, going to a bunch of NFC Championship games and they just kept on running to that wall and then this year it just feels like everyone's hurt they got a lot of like they got a paid Brock party there's a lot of guys getting paid right now I don't know what you do just Kyle Shanahan want to stick around does he want to come to Chicago I don't know I don't know but you were asking that question I've noticed as the season gets progressively worse and worse for the 40 49ers doesn't Kyle Shanahan look more and more homeless yes like he's every loss I think he might not actually he might not let himself go home after loss

He might just start walking back to his house and then it's so far away because the stadiums in the middle of nowhere Yeah, that he just has to turn around go back to work before he even gets home It was the worst loss that Kyle Shanahan has taken since 2018. It's pretty bad. So it was pretty bad They had back-to-back 12 men on the field penalties. Yeah, which is very hard to do They had hit back-to-back 12 men on the field penalties. Yeah, which is very hard to do Three turnovers couldn't do anything offensively very one-dimensional their D It was more though like their defense obviously both says out but they got bullied they got absolutely bullied by the Packers and Jordan love even he didn't throw an interception credit to him. He tried a couple times

He also had Christian watching Watson drop like one of the most perfect deep balls ever. Yeah, that would have helped his stat line. But I was just shocked with how like I thought the Niners were going to fight a little bit more and it felt like it just sees him from hell. Like this, I don't know. I don't know where they go. Like they have to start winning. I mean the NFC West at least no one's out of it

But still the Niners still have a schedule that's coming up. That's like it's not gonna be easy They have to go to Buffalo next week, and then they still have to play the Rams Dolphins Lions and Cardinals to finish the season they have the Bears in there which they probably win you definitely win Yeah, I mean that's what I don't see this season turn around for them if they go. And I was thinking this like two weeks ago, three weeks ago when they were when they were playing with their food and like even the Bucks game where that was when I was like this off a buy and they should have dominated a lot more. It's like there's some red flags going on.

But with the schedule that they have going for the rest of the season, there's six games left. There are five and six. I don't know. I mean, if they go four and two, okay, they're nine and eight to finish the season. I mean, four and two would actually be pretty good with that schedule. Yeah. And they probably, they might not even make the playoffs. I would say they wouldn't make the playoffs. No, nine and eight would not make the playoffs. So yeah, maybe it's just season from hell. And then for the Packers, I'm starting to get nervous

because they were flying around. And I know it was Brandon Allen, but still, Xavier McKinney had his seventh interception. I am officially on... uh... I'm nervous, watch. I'm nervous that they're gonna make a run. Yeah, the Packers are legitimately good.

They're a good team. I change, the Packers are legitimately good. They're a good team. I change my, Packers fans know me well enough that I start to change my tone when I start to get really nervous. I don't make the same jokes. I get, I just, I'm more like holding my breath for the rest of the season,

hoping that things go poorly for them, but knowing that they're better than, I mean, they're eight and three in their third in the division, which just tells you how hard the NFC North is. But their defense was everywhere. Josh Jacobs is a beast in Jordan. Love is getting healthier. And again, I feel like he wanted to throw a couple of interceptions, but he technically threw no interceptions. Is Jordan love a coward for not throwing it? Any, any intercept? intercept he tried he tried a couple times. There was a couple who you are drop

Interceptions, so he tried but uh, technically he did not throw an interception Yeah, so you know I mentioned earlier that the Giants have one interception this season Yeah, Xavier McKinney has seven. Yeah. Yeah, he's tied for the most. Yeah The Giants could use a guy like him. Yeah, no, you mean the the Niners? Oh, no the Giants Yes, the giant Giants who left who he used to play for. Yes. Yes, I would agree Yeah, no, the Packers are just a very very good football team. I don't know if they're NFC champion I would not put them in the same class as your Lions or your Eagles, but I would say that they uh, I

Mean they're kind of done a disservice by having to play in that division because that if they were playing in like the NFC South Yeah, they would just smoke everyone. Oh, please dolphins. Do something crazy and cold weather Do something different than we all expected save Thanksgiving beat the Packers on Thanksgiving Yeah, dude, but okay, so we were talking about the Dolphins earlier and how maybe Since they aren't thought of as frauds this year Maybe this is year where they can come and actually like be a little bit gritty Yeah, I just I just thought about Mike Mike McDaniel in freezing cold weather Yeah, and now I can't I can't believe him anymore. Yeah, I need to wipe that thought of my no

It's it's just the teal uniforms. Yeah, I'm gonna work. Yeah, he's probably gonna be vaping on the sidelines again. They're probably gonna run the ball again, down, like just run it, run it, run it, and then the Dolphins will be like, all right, we don't want to do this. Tyreek Hill's gonna have like 17 layers underneath. He's gonna have that neck, that neck warmer that he has. Tyreek needs to warm up just like he does like all his Instagram training videos in the summertime, like the smallest shorts possible, no no shirt out on the field at Lambeau But that Tyree kill proves that it's the jerseys because he played in cold weather games for the Chiefs

Yeah, he was really good in cold weather games with the Chiefs But then you put on the teal jerseys and you just can't you just get extra cold Yeah, it's not nothing's adding up in my mental image of this game, but I hope I'm wrong. Yeah, I've been wrong before Yeah, okay next game. Oh, the Nin. I've been wrong before. Yeah. Okay. Next game. Oh, the Niners were perfect in the red zone today. Oh, nice. That's good.

So that they fixed that. They fixed it. So you can only fix one thing at a time, then something else breaks. Now you gotta go fix that. They only got there once, and they were perfect. Yep. Okay, Broncos 29, Raiders 19, Bo Nix. Bo Nix is awesome.

He is on a tear. His last three games, he's eight touchdowns, zero picks. If you take out, so the first two weeks of the season, Bo Nix first two starts in the NFL. He had zero touchdowns in four interceptions. Since then he's 16 touchdowns in two interceptions. Sean Payton just has him playing like Drew Breeze football in that he is just accurate and he's he's just making the

right you know throws and Cortland Sutton is one of the most underrated receivers in the NFL. He's gotten healthy and he's been awesome. He had two touchdowns today. The last five games he had 36 catches 467 yards and three TDs. Is everything that they were hoping that Jerry Judy would have been Yeah, but the big question in this game is and I know you have the answer should or Sanders Yes, did he tweet should or Sanders did in fact tweet today that God is great Okay after the Raider well actually let me let me switch this up a little bit He tweeted it today on the same day that the Raiders lost so he tweeted it probably however in a church people are saying

He actually posted it after the Giants lost Oh Because he posted early either he knew before kickoff that the Raiders were already gonna lose this game And he posted early or he's trying to go to the Giants and was happy that they lost hmm, so we'll never know What's can I just might be going to church? Yeah? I think he's probably going to church man. We really need it. Oh Friday we're gonna find out oh they're playing black Friday playing black Friday. Yeah, you know if he does God is great on black Friday, then it's clearly yes He wants to be a raider because we also are gonna maybe get I think we're getting Desmond Ritter

So Gardner Minshew I think broke his collarbone Ain't no Connell. I might be back from IR, but he broke his thumb. Just give us someone new It's so bad for the Raiders now. That's so depressing really all the Raiders can do for us is just start a new quarterback every game Yeah That's that's so depressed really all the Raiders can do for us is just start a new quarterback every game Yeah, just like sign a guy off the street and let that guy start that week just to keep us interested but as for Bo Nicks, yeah at the last ten games you talked about taking out the first two games and How great his stats would be if you take into account all of his touchdowns? He's got 20 touchdowns and only two turnovers since the start of week three. Yeah, it's crazy He is he is playing like the rookie of the year right now. They're also eight and three against the spread

Yeah, which is pretty good. They're not getting the respect not getting I've been betting on him I hope the people I hope they don't get more respect. I hope they keep making the lines You know, this was under a touchdown. Did you see crazy bow? What oh yeah crazy eyes? Oh? Oh yeah. Crazy eyes. Oh yeah. He doesn't care. He he'll fight anyone. Crazy eyes.

Bow. Crazy bow. Nicks has been unlocked. He stared. Who is it on the Raiders that he stared down? Defense alignment. I don't know who it was. You can see like all the whites of his eyes looked absolutely nuts.

I'm doing, I'm doing shots of Bo's Zempik lines of bocane. I am all in on bonus X. He's been awesome Yes, he's great and he and Sean Payton knows how to coach. Yep, we probably It turns out he just needed his guy and not Russell Wilson I like how when when bone X him with a crazy as the ref stepped in to make sure that the Raiders player was okay Yeah, he's like hey, there are your eyes. Those are kind of illegal. Did that hurt? Yeah. Yeah. That's a little too much. Was that Torbert? That was Torbert. That was Torbert. Oh Ron Torbert. Torbert get in there being like hey guys come on this is too much don't look at each other like this. So I saw this take online. I love this take because I want to hear your your thought about it. It's from Vic Lombardi.

Okay. And anytime somebody the last name says something about football. I believe them even if they're not related to Vince Lombardi. Yeah. Okay. He says, I know this is a very irrational tweet, but I have to say it. It bothers me so much when I see neighbors merely walking around the neighborhood during an important Broncos game. They just gallivant about town with no care in the world about watching the local NFL team play football. How does this happen? What has my community become? Why does this make me angry? Am I alone in my misery?

I think he's 100% right. Well, he's 100% right, but in the neighbor's defense, the Broncos have not been good for a while. So this was the first time that the Broncos won at the Raiders, both in Las Vegas and obviously in Oakland, since Peyton Manning was playing for the Broncos won at the Raiders, both in Las Vegas and obviously in Oakland since Peyton Manning was playing for the Broncos. Yeah. So 2015, that's how long it's been since they won a road game against the Raiders.

I think it's basically by the time Christmas... Actually, you know what? Next season, if it happens next season, you have a season to realize, hey, you got an awesome young quarterback, because these are not, we're not talking about football fans, we're talking about the casual football fans, but casual football fans, once they realize that Bo Nix is there,

they need to get their ass inside. They need to know that Bo Nix is there immediately though. Yeah, no, I agree. I mean, we say it all the time, like what do people do that don't watch football on Sunday? Like they just... They gallivant around town. They just...

Remember we went to that dinner, and we sat next to, who's the guy? I can't remember his name, it's giving me, the guy who wrote the music for Succession. Oh yeah. And I asked him straight up, I was like, hey, not to get too personal, but I was like, do you watch football?

He's like, no. I was like, so, what do you do on Sundays? He like hangs out with his family No, he was like I I'll take like a walk like in Central Park Yeah, I'll do like shopping get the laundry done. I'm like holy shit. It was it I basically was talking to an alien I was like that's so fascinating I just love the idea of somebody getting mad and thinking that somebody's gallivanting around because they're not watching football like I get it I completely understand that mentality too But I think what we have to do is just encourage if you're a fan of the Denver Broncos if you're listener part of my take

You live in Denver tell a friend. Well, they're not gallivanting around if they're listening to this show tell a friend go tell a friend Yes, like about Bo Nicks. Let them know that they're missing out on possible rookie of the year if everybody in Denver That's that's listening to us right now goes out and tells two friends. Hey Bo Nicks let him know that they're missing out on Possible rookie of the year if everybody in Denver that's that's listening to us right now goes out and tells two friends Hey, Bo Nicks is fun. You should watch them Yeah, and then they tell two friends then within like three chains of that I would amount the entire city of Denver We'll be listening and watching Broncos games on Sunday's yeah of gallivanting around without a care in the world I it would piss me off to especially when Bo Nix is playing like he's playing.

He touched on zero interception in the last three games. The guy's on fire. And yeah, I think the Broncos are gonna find a way to get in the playoffs, looking at their schedule. As for the Raiders, so we like Antonio Pierce. We had him on the show. I like his existence in the football ecosystem, but this feels bad seven losses in a row and

So the Raiders credit like they actually played the Broncos pretty evenly. They just had turnovers Yeah, if you look at yardage if you look at first downs like the Raiders were able to move the ball They just had the costly costly turnovers that that changed the game. I would just like to go back to the Raiders offseason and point to the fact that it seems like they didn't really have a plan of how they were going to win football games this year and that's that's kind of what you need to do in the NFL is you have to have a plan of what our team is going to be and that generally speaking, shouldn't be AOC or Gardner-Menschuk.

Yeah, or Desmond Ritter. Or Desmond Ritter. Yeah. If Desmond Ritter is included in your plan, it's a bad plan. So who's gonna get Shador? So the Raiders, I believe, I don't think they have,

I think they play the Jaguars, but other than that, I don't know if there's another win on this. The Raiders beat the Ravens. I kinda, like, the Ravens winning the Super Bowl would be very funny, just to on this guy the Raiders beat the Ravens I kind of like the Ravens winning the Super Bowl would be very funny just to be like the Raiders beat. Yeah beat the Ravens Yeah, they don't have a lot of wins left other than the Jaguars game. So if they end up winning No more games. I think they would get the third pick Depending on what happens or no, I guess they would get at least the second pick if they lost the Jaguars and the Giants might not win a game as well.

Shador. So it feels to me like. Shador and Deon. Well so the Deon would look awesome on the sidelines. Colorado did just get a big recruit. That's what I'm saying. Unless Deon was like hey I'm gonna stick around and then he leaves It brings his luggage with him and it's Gucci. It's Lou whatever Louie. Yes, Louie I don't I don't think that's gonna happen, but he could it also I know that he only owns what 5% of the team but does feel like Tom Brady like Tom Brady doesn't strike me as a guy who buys a piece of the Raiders and is cool with them Just lose and knowing how much Tom Brady absolutely hates the Super Bowls that he lost, there's

a chance that Tom Brady bought part of the Raiders just so he could fire Antonio Pierce. True. Right? True. Hank, would you respect that move? Kind of. I kind of would. You have to respect it.

I mean, more. He tried to buy the Chiefs to fire Spags. Yeah, but he's like, oh shit Yeah, the hunts won't sell to me. Could you could you in theory like you want to bench my homes and fire? Yeah, yeah like in theory if I could see that be being more of like a a Rocky 3 situation where he's like meet me on the 50 yard line. No cameras 101 yeah, yeah Hypothetically settle this if if Elon Musk gave Tom Brady 50 billion dollars could he buy the Eagles and then just close the team probably

Oh, no, and in monster with the Eagles. No, he hates Nick F folds though, right? Yeah, but they don't even say his name They did beat the Eagles. Yeah, they're one-on-one one one Okay, it's a giant. It's the Giants. He is so could he buy the Giants and then shut the team down In theory by ESPN and fire the man in cast. Yeah, that would be funny. You buy the NFL Yeah, and close shut down every team except for the Patriots and then put Robert Kraft into the Hall of Fame. That would be nice. That would be a good gesture.

Petty. Also I want to clear something up because memes thought that Hank and I actually hated each other because we were sitting in different rooms a second ago. Oh you do. I don't hate Hank. I actually want to thank you Hank. Oh you're welcome. I want to thank you because now I have a you're welcome. I want to thank you, because now I

have a very clear Super Bowl. And my Super Bowl this year is just making the playoffs. And I got something to fight against. That's good. Yeah. So it is good. You got something to wake up every morning. Yeah, every day.

I'm going to wake up. It's going to be Hank's giving week. I'm just going to be thinking about Hank's face every morning. I'm going to be like, you know what? Just make the playoffs. So I don't care what the end of the season record is if we make the playoffs to me that is a massive success in my book that's my super good luck okay last game in the afternoon and then we will have Max on to talk about the Eagles

thrashing the Rams Seahawks 16 Cardinals 6 this was gross in the fact that offensively I thought it was going to be a shootout and it was not because the Seahawks defense is really, really good. And Mike McDonald, he's got them. This is what we saw last year with the Ravens and now he's got them playing the way he wants them to play. They were all over. Kyler Murray sacked them five times. James Connor had eight rushes, seven rushes for eight yards. The Cardinals could not run the ball whatsoever. They had 14 carries for 49 yards total. And yeah, the Seahawks now are top of the NFC West, just like we all thought. Yeah. So every time that you think the Seahawks are dead, they ended up winning. That's kind

of how they are. Yeah. That's because Gino tries to kill them Yeah, Gino threw another interception in the end zone. That's his third of the season But I think I think the Seahawks defense is getting to a point where they might be Gino proof Mm-hmm where you can you can and I mean Gino can still like sling it and he has moments but he also has moments where shit goes bad and now their defense could pick him up and Jackson Smith Najib, uh, bub bub bub buoy. Mm-hmm was awesome. You still messed that up. Yeah. No, I tried again Jackson Smith Najib bub bub buoy. I don't know how to do it. No jig bub. Oh buoy. No jig bub. Oh buoy. There you go

Yeah, uh He's awesome. And yeah, the Seahawks are top of the NFC West. Yeah, their defense is great. Kobe Bryant did the hold my dick when he jumped in the end zone. Marshawn. Things have changed so much in the NFL where like a decade ago, Roger Goodell would try to suspend you for doing that. Now team accounts were just like posting close-ups of their players doing the hold my dick, which I love. I think it's good. It's good that we're doing that. We're celebrating it. And the Seahawks, first place in the NFC West.

It's a mess in the NFC West. And they play the Jets next, right? Yeah. Who they might be. And then the cards have the Vikings. Ooh, if the Jets win that game, could they run the table, memes? It's a big game for the Jets. Huge game for the Jets win that game, could they run the table, memes? It's a big game for the Jets. Huge game for the Jets. In theory.

That's what I like to hear. I'm happy that it came out that Aaron Rodgers has so many injuries he doesn't want to get scans to tell him how many injuries he has, but he's gutting it out. That's HIPAA. It's a HIPAA violation for asking him to do scans. You gotta love that memes. He's got two years left. I understand the athlete not wanting to come out of the game and being like, I only have a certain amount of games left,

but just sit a couple games out so he can win some games. I think he might just be afraid of going to the doctors. A lot of people are. Yeah. Like, they don't like doctors. You don't like doctors looking at you and prodding you. You know, like, Blake doesn't like going to the vet I get it I think that's exactly what Aaron's going I got a physical on Friday actually went pretty well also really pathetic because like All the things that you joke about with like a physical like the doctor was like how many drinks do you have a week?

And I was like zero. He's like do you like we ask everyone do you need an STD test? It's like nope like I just it was just I was the biggest loser ever He's like you do drugs, and I was like used to not anymore Don't do shit So maybe maybe he shouldn't be afraid anymore because once you get older Go to the doctor's actually like you should do it because remember when you're in your 20s and the doctor's like how many drinks you have? You're like uh five. So I had a doctor's appointment like three weeks ago and they asked me the alcohol question and I said okay so I want to be honest with

you I would lie about this if this was a long time ago but I'm just gonna tell you the truth now so you don't have to do the math you don't have to do the like take whatever number of years I say per week and multiply it by but I'm just going to tell you the truth now so you don't have to do the math. You don't have to do the like, take whatever number of years I say per week and multiply it by three. I'm just going to be honest with you." And then he was like, okay. And then I told him the amount and then he silently multiplied it by three in his head. I was like, no, stop doing that.

You don't have to do the math. I was just in such a bad spot of feeling like such a loser to my doctor that when he was like, do drugs? He's like, like no I was like but I used to you know cocaine mushrooms I like started listing shit he's like okay but you don't and I was like no no but let me tell you but I used to do it dude I swear to God it'd be very funny to you if you lied to him to your doctor to feel more cool yeah that's what I was doing like can I actually why don't you just give me an STD test just in case oh

Yeah, no, it's brutal. It's brutal uh Seahawks Cardinals though yeah that game stunk Yeah, bad game bad game bad birdfight Kyler Murray looked very short today. He did in the only way it's sacked like that He just looks so short in the all-whites was it witherspoon that was able to chase him down a couple times Yeah, I love watching witherspoon. Yeah, it was a tough game to watch but that's the problem with the three games in the afternoon They're doing it to us again on Sunday How dare they how dare they?

Yeah, Sunday's the weird where you know, we have four games on Thursday and Friday So you'd think with no buys we were gonna have the like full sunday but we don't yeah we don't we have just a regular old sunday black friday is so unnecessary i agree hank thank you so unnecessary listen so unnecessary yeah uh the nfl just it's the old meme of like the united states government being like we're gonna fight uh three wars and we're gonna fund seven regimes in south america we're like we just gonna fight three wars and we're gonna fund seven regimes in South America We're like we just want health care right and this It's like we just give me four games in the afternoon and the NFL is like well, we're gonna have a game in Germany

We're gonna have three to four games in Europe. We have one in Brazil and one in Mexico and one on Black Friday Just give us one more game on Sunday afternoon. So if three games suck, we're not stuck watching them. Please. Yeah. That's all we ask. Okay. We're going to finish up with Max.

Why do I only see one game in the afternoon? On next Sunday? Yeah. Bucks, Panthers. No, Bucks, Panthers, Rams, Saints, Eagles, Ravens. Oh, okay. So the Eagles game is unless that just ended. Yeah. And Ravenucks Panthers. No Bucks Panthers Rams Saints Eagles Ravens Okay, so the Eagles game isn't listed because I just ended. Yeah Ravens is tomorrow and Rams Saints isn't listed because it just ended Yeah, yeah Yeah, no, we have three games in the afternoon

I'll Steelers Sears Steelers Bengals. We get I'm Reminder to everyone. We're not we don't have a show on Friday this week. We have one on Wednesday It's gonna be extra long. We're gonna tell you when you can stop don't have a show on Friday this week. We have one on Wednesday. It's gonna be extra long. We're gonna tell you when you can stop if you have to work on Friday. But a preview is I'm very nervous about how bad the Bears are gonna lose on Thursday.

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It's like literally army crawling. Army crawling beneath me. All right, Max that was a shit-kicking The Eagles are really fucking good Yeah, yes. I mean that is abundantly clear at this point. They're just kicking the shit out of everybody Take one Barkley Deserves to be in the MVP conversation. Yeah, I agree. He's Incredible. I was told he was nothing more than a Twitter running back. I Yeah, I agree. He's incredible. I was told he was nothing more than a Twitter running back. I was also told that.

I actually was told not to draft him in the first or second round of my fantasy drafts. Yeah. QB16, because he had only gone over 1,005 yards once in the last in his entire career. Twice in the last four years. No, it was once in his career. 1,005 yards. Yeah. Not 1,000. No, it was once in his career. 1005 yards.

Yeah, not 1000, 1005. Yeah. Yeah, no, Saquon, 255 yards, two touchdowns. It's insane. He, like, he just can't, as soon as he gets a little bit of space, you can't bring him down. He was just breaking people down. Jalen Hurts, no turnovers again.

So what, I mean, what's stopping you guys from just winning the whole goddamn thing, Max? Yeah, no, I think it's, everyone's been anointing the Lions, the winners of the NFC. I would like to know what makes the Lions so much better than the Eagles at this point. You can say coaching other than coaching. Yeah. That was going to be my unit. What unit is better than is better than the Eagles. That was going to be my one thing was the end of the first half today. And like we're nitpicking right now because the Eagles are so good, but they still had that one moment where you're like, what is Nick Sirianni thinking right now? Even then I didn't really like, I don't like that. The aggressiveness is not like that big of a deal like

Trust your defense not to give it by Hail Mary to end that then that yeah People were mad that we weren't streaming you're back for Thanksgiving And they would have been even more mad if we did stream because it was like It was the perfect game for the Eagles It was never you guys were like maybe a little sweat when you were down what seven to three and then it was just nothing. Yeah, the first two drives were like, all right, this is a different offense. Like. Frozen.

Frozen. I think I like to think he's just in deep contemplation. He was he was he was frozen frozen. We'll keep that in my bag. Yeah, the first I like to think he's just in deep contemplation. He was he was he was frozen frozen. We'll keep that in my back. Yeah, the first few drives. Yeah. Yeah, no, the first few drives were a little scary because it was like, all right, this Rams deep offenses a little bit is a little bit different than the past teams that we've

been playing. But then the defense settled in and it was like right back to where we were, like looking like with the best unit in and it was like right back to where we were like looking like with the best unit in football. Yeah. Max, do you see you weren't with us this Sunday? Do you have any questions for anyone about their games or anything that happened? All I know is that the Eagles went up three games in the division.

I mean, I had some family stuff going on, so I didn't get to watch every game, but apparently we're up three games in the loss column. Is that, is that true? It's true. Oh, do you have any other, any other takes about it? No, I, I, I just didn't really know. I know that there was a missed kick and was there, can you, can you elaborate on anything or no yeah Hank Hank was a bitch yeah I feel like he's probably just existing no no no well

maybe you know what I've kind of come around to it it is Hank can't exist because his entire existence is being a troll So anytime he's existing you have every right to be mad at him max Would you say that was here when you ran that material last week? Max heard you do that bit what bit two days ago what bit? What yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. I live my life as a troll yada yada yada. Oh, yeah That was all see you're doing it again But max you have any questions about anyone in the cave or how we acted well, I have one more thing. Yeah, I Remember when we did our preview we were like the commanders need need to crush the cow

Did they crush the cowboys no listen max here's the here's the thing. We lost to the Cowboys today. Oh! And you're right, there was a miskick at the end. There was a miskick at the end, but it never should have even come down to that because the Cowboys just beat us previously in that game. So we were lucky to even be back in it at the end. And it took a whole lot of luck and weird shit to let us get back to that point. But we were so bad for the previous three and three quarters of a quarter that it's not

about the miss kick. It's just about the team not being very good. I would have gone to Max in that situation. Say it again. Would you have gone for two in that situation? I don't know. I heard that the guy missed a kick earlier in the game, so maybe I would have gone for two several kicks.

I what's going on with NFL kickers Hank I personally I personally also would have gone for two in that situation but that's just me with hindsight being 2020 I would have also gone exactly yeah at the time I know I didn't say it in the moment I was perfectly happy kicking the extra point in the moment but now that I've had time to collect my thoughts I would have rather gone for two than miss that kick I have one more question yeah Yeah, is this also related? It might be okay

the Hail Mary at the end of game mm-hmm are we counting that interception or You have to yeah the interception counts. Okay, and it counts Even though it was just like a throw like a Hail Mary it counts You got to count the interception because you counted the touchdown Hail Mary Ideally you'd like to have your quarterback watch the game But be able to throw the ball far enough on the Hail Mary that it could be picked off by a defender down at the goal I got it. Yeah, get to the end zone. Yeah, that's good. That's good. That's like basically a win

That's good. That's good. That's like basically a win. Basically pretty much as good as a win. Not getting to the end zone? Um, yeah, no. Well what happened was he threw it perfectly to Luke McCaffrey who batted it back. And that was the play. That was the design of the play. Luke was short of the end zone. He tips it back and then somebody intercepted it before it got to the end zone. That's an interception of Luke McCaffrey. It counts on Luke McCaffrey's stats.

Okay. I will put that in my stats. Okay. Max, you think that the commanders are gonna make the playoffs? Yes. My man, thank you. But are we still, where are we at on the NFC East?

I don't care about anything else except making the playoffs now. Okay. That's the only thing I have to- Jaden Daniels is still good, Max. Yep. Jaden Daniels is still good Max yep oh Daniels is still good was that what did you guys was that the consensus yeah he's so good we didn't hear him we didn't hear a lot of Jaden Daniels is so good today but he is still very good yeah the counter of J of he is

so good how many were there it was low had six drops. It was Six and catch it dude. Yeah That's true. That's true. No, there's a lot of concern the level of concern in my personal area right now is high I'm personally concerned about the Washington commanders Okay, we might be frauds We might be the rare example of a team that went from absolutely no expectations whatsoever to being frauds in the span of 12 weeks so no more soupy well yeah that was that was out the window soupy's been out the window for three weeks I think he handled himself very well given the loss and how

much that sucked the only thing that I disagreed with was he did try at the end of our commanders cowboys He was like if you had told me back in August that we'd have we'd be seven and five I would take it. I was like you can't do that when you were seven and two But I'm gonna say all kinds of things to make myself feel better right now. Yes Is not that's like that's my copium that I got right now. I It's all about perspective. You know what I perspective I got to watch my favorite team play football With some of my best friends in the world and it's good. I've got I got a great job. I love the AWLs

I love all you guys. I love my life. I got a great dog He's not sick anymore His poops are solid. I got Thanksgiving coming up sir. Thank sir. I got a great dog. He's not sick anymore His poops are solid. I got Thanksgiving coming up sir Hank sir. I got Hank I'm serving turkey to my mom on Thursday Things are good. Yeah, things are good. So really what happened in the commander's game today against the Cowboys Ultimately, I'm not gonna look back on my deathbed and be like damn I really wish that we had beaten the Cowboys and then potentially won the NFC East and then I really wish that we had beaten the Cowboys and then potentially won the NFC East and then

Made Hank really sad and then gone to the playoffs and maybe beating the Eagles on the road on wild card weekend You know what it is looking like right now though what yeah? Seven seven verse two is looking more and more likely by the yeah. Oh, no man There's a real Sophie's choice of who Hank wants to see in more misery me or max well Hank I would I would rather I would lose my future for that to be the oh wow that's huge Yeah, that's big future he bet two weeks ago commanders to not make the playoffs plus 400. We found that out after He was doing little smirks in his laughs during the game I couldn't figure out why because he didn't bet against the commander today but then he told me that he bet against them and make the playoffs and

Yeah, he did it silently. PFT hasn't spoken to me off off air. Yeah, means things are actually fighting He's like worried that they're like he's like end of the pod. They were sitting in two different rooms before Yeah, we never sit in different rooms on this show We were gonna have a closed-door meeting and then someone's gonna leak it. Yeah. Yeah, I had one last question for you, Max. The Roeback question, r-h-o-b-e-c-k.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase, q-zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts. So it's been roeback.com promo code take. It's been, what what like a week since we had our discussion about what the Sixers need to do by Christmas Have we made any progress have we won any games have we found the snitch?

We won that's the most important you won one game. Yeah beat the Nets. Jerry McCain went off Jerry McCain I I can I say I'm a big Jerry McCain fan. I Watched all his tic-tacs the other night. I know that people make fun of him for tik-toks the guys just having fun I love how mad he makes people though one He's also like he's having like it's I like watching other people do things they like and it's clear He likes doing them. So I'm I'm a fan of jerry mccain Yeah fingernails thing I don't know I wouldn't really go for that but everything else I'm in for I Also, just realized this mic was not working this entire time. Oh, so you were just talking into the yeah good producing max

Yeah, glad I got this max. Have a question is it now plugged in Now I don't even think I can I can do it midway Max you have any words for Jerry O'Connell who who was at the game tonight rooting against you? Yeah, a lot of green. Yeah, a lot of green. Yeah. He's still talking to this mic, even though that's fine. Yeah, it's doing nothing. All right, so maybe get a couple more wins. Uh, we'll see you on next Sunday when you're back. Um, get a couple more wins for the Sixers. Find that snitch game on Wednesday. So I'll be, to the game on Wednesday, so I'll be there in support. Okay.

I don't know what else to say. Yeah, what else are you saying? I'm just chatting with my words there. It's okay. Max, Hank wants to know if you found the snitch yet. No. I'm not looking for him, but no. Well, you probably can find him.

He's at the end of the bench wearing the Sixers Q-zipzip yelling at all the players. You're the coach. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be Nick nurse. Oh, I the room Okay, all right, we'll see you max good job good win I wish I It would have been nice if we had more to make fun. You you have all the power right now You defeated us today max. Yeah, well max was right the room you have He can't win in that room, but outside the room. Yeah, you have the best team on the podcast and it's not even close Memes may have won the by He didn't lose no that no he did not win the by We saw many jet stories coming out and we went out and went down a percent in the playoff. Oh

We're down to looking at that might be the dagger dagger we're down to who are you rooting against? Manager currently at 60 Yeah, we're 60 I'm looking at it right now 60 60 is a lower number than I than I was expecting. Oh, what were you expecting? I? Don't know they were just at like 82 weeks ago A lower number than I than I was expecting. Oh, I love what were you expecting? I Don't know they were just at like 82 weeks ago. What are we doing pretty good value? Won't you say? Yeah, that's I mean, it's not bad That max cares enough about the commanders now that he's rent free max. I'm ready

I'm carrying less and less by the by the minute. You didn't even watch the game. Yeah Alright, we'll see you, Max. All right, goodbye. Bye. OK, let's finish up. We got Who's Back of the Week. It's brought to you by our friends at Core's Light. No matter what happens between your favorite rivals this week, you got a chance to win.

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could eliminate conferences all together and have the top 16 teams make the playoffs when the league expands the 32 teams Okay, so Western Connally wait West Western Conference executive if I'm reading into what Hank's saying Are we talking about a rod? Instead I don't know. I know I'm that's not what I'm saying. That would be I don't even is he an executive No, not really because he doesn't own the majority So he doesn't really it doesn't get any say yeah, you would say that Tom Brady is a Raiders executive No, but this is like an insider insider. I don't think a rods. He's an outsider insider kind of he's a new He's a new insider. Yeah, okay, which usually means you're kind of an outsider

Yeah, okay, which usually means you're kind of an outsider Instead of dealing with that thorny competition West Told the SPN both issues can be corrected by dropping conferences all together in seating teams 1 through 16 regardless of geography the concept isn't raised before but thinking goes would create a reason the Expansion would create a reason to take a fresh look. Yeah, this would fucking suck. You think so? Yeah, I don't want this. Why? Yeah, because I want you, winning your conference, I don't know,

there's the teams that you play all year, getting to play them in the playoffs, fighting through them, then I like the idea of the finals is like the West and the East. They're trying to turn everything into interleague. Yeah. And sometimes it's good to just have your rivalries. And then whoever wins that rivalry,

then you have your other big rivalry. Would you want this in baseball? Would you want this in, like, I wouldn't want this in football. You have your conference, the teams that you play more often. I kind of like the idea. I mean, look, everyone pooh-poohed the college football, and that worked. Who pooh Poopoo'd the college football and that worked no who who who? Poopoo'd the college football the in you know different divisions and then there were people but for the most part most fans

I think we're very much in that's that's hindsight. It's 2020. What are you talking about? I think I think there were a couple very loud voices against it But like 90% of people are pumped to have a playoff That was also but the super conferences, but oh SEC big ten Yeah People didn't like that well. I mean that You could still say that that hasn't like worked out perfectly I

Think you're talking about the college football playoff. No one's poo-poo. So how would this be set up Hank it right now? What would be like the top teams that would play in the Super League the top 16? Where would the Sixers be? They would be at the very bottom. Okay, okay. They play the non Super League. I don't know man We don't have to change everything. I Also don't like the NBA playoffs already a joke with the with the 10 teams Like that's that's stupid. Did you see the the Sixers graphic that they put up after the game today? So they lost to the Clippers Okay, and look at the screen right now. Tell me what you see anal. Yeah, 99 anal

It's supposed to be final in like an old-school font it literally just says anal anal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, I'm not in for it you like it Hank I Think it's an interesting idea. I do think that NBA might might get like they'd get too cute with this stuff sometimes like yes I mean the the The Celtics court I could not even watch them play the Wizards They were playing on a red court and the ball is orange Like you can't even see the ball. Okay, like it's cute. Yeah, whatever. It makes it feel different You could not see the ball in a game of basketball. Let me put it this way Hank

Okay, how awesome was it? Or how awesome is it like when like the Celtics play the Sixers in the playoffs, right? Right? It's fun You got a regional rivalry all that stuff If you do the Super League It's like you might play the Kings Fuck but like I think you should have to play the teams that you play during the year Yeah, get out of your car. Yeah, and like the regional part of it is fun That's fair because then you stopped you start to lose the hatred that you have towards your traditional rivals.

Right. And hatred is a really really good thing in sports. It's true. Very true. Like if your path to like the semi-finals this year was like playing the jazz and then playing the kings, that wouldn't feel the same as playing the Knicks and the Sixers or the Heat like who you have These long histories with should that I then would you say the NFL should just have all regional divisions? What we think you in theory they are the NFC and AFC like no I know but the divisions are regional the conferences You know what? No, I'm saying regional, like all the east would be

There should be an NFL east and an NFL west. Yeah, you could do that. Like regional, but it's like not. Yeah, but it is. Every region's. Yeah, but there's, but why, well It's somewhat regional, and the reason that it still works is because like, yes the divisions evolve over the years and you get

people coming in and out occasionally, but you still have like years and years of constantly playing those teams twice So it means more when you beat them and and you are the kings of those divisions Yeah, I Think it's interesting. I Would not vote for it probably but I don't know also isn't it good like if you go out to a bar and you're at A bar you're way more likely to see a jersey from a team that is nearby to you, right? So you can then talk shit to that person Whereas if like if your rival was for example the Utah Jazz

You would never see a Utah Jazz fan in person ever. Yeah, and that would be a bummer Here's the thing NBA Instead of like trying to like change and gamify it, just work on things that will just make the game better. Like fouls and how it's officiated and shit like that. Yeah, flops. Like that's an easier fix than doing a big splashy, oh we got a new way to do it. It just feels like the NBA, and this could be just a rumor, rumor but still it does feel like the NBA is a little desperate

Sometimes to be like we got to be the new innovative league. I don't know. I like what I like Yeah, stop getting with it too much Adam Silver stop getting all your ideas from reddit Seriously, okay, PFT. My who's back of the week is dynasties. Oh, yeah dynasties are back the Kansas State crop judging team Just won their third in a row national championship. That means 13 out of the last 15 21 out of the last 25 Wow have gone to Kansas State Wow every man wildcat This is what excellence looks like. I have no idea what crop judging entails I thought you said crop dusting at first.

Crop judging, looking at crops, maybe even seeds. And then being like, this is a good crop. And then somebody's like, good job. It doesn't matter to me. All I care about is excellence. And the standard is the standard at Kansas state. And they've done it again. I just, I love a good diet. It's like Kansas state crop judging Texas Tech meat judging. Yep, right there the barbecue. They're the meat people That's just excellence. I appreciate excellence out of the big 12. Yeah, and so shout out to Kansas State I'm sure they'll win another one next year. I don't know what happened in 2021 2022 when somebody else won don't care don't want to revisit that

Yeah, but they're back on the right track with that program I'm very proud of the the boys and girls at Kansas State. I shout out Kansas State Okay, my who's back the week is feast week one of my favorite gambling weeks of the year college basketball tournaments everywhere We've already started one Wisconsin won the Greenbrier championship no big deal print print the shirts They would look like they were playing in an elementary gym, which was very funny deal print print the shirts they would look like they were playing in an elementary gym which was very funny and Our darling Jake is calling some fee-sweep games. So he's gonna be on CBS Sports. He's calling the

What is it? What is it? What is the tournament? He's calling? I think it's the oceans What is the tournament called? Let's see. I know I know this Penn State Fordham Clemson San Francisco big games So check them out at starting today. So please watch it Support our guy Jake. He is living his dream. The more people who watch it the better it is for Jake So you're gonna you're gonna bet the games anyway, so you got to watch it It is the ocean ocean center. I love all these tournaments. I don't give a fuck what it's called. I love all these tournaments. He's calling it CBS Sports.

Starts at, what time did he say it starts? I believe it is four o'clock Eastern, CBS Sports Network. Listen to Jake. What is it called, memes, you got it? What's it called? Give us the tournament name. Pug. Pug. Pug Pugsman. The Pug Classic. The Sunshine Slam. There it is. The Sunshine Slam. I got a Penn State. I'm going to go Clemson. We'll go San Francisco. I wish Jake was here right now because I'd be Bill Russell. I'd

be dunking on Jake right now because he definitely definitely wouldn't have had the Badgers in in the tournament this year in his bracket ology and little fun fact for you There are 15 division one men's college basketball teams that have won a game versus team ranked inside the Ken palm top 25 Mm-hmm. There's only one that's done it twice. That's the Badgers No big deal. It's it's not like I'm deflecting because we lost in Nebraska who hasn't been to a bowl game in 10 years. Got the field rushed on you. Well, they haven't won a bowl game in fucking 10 years or they haven't been to a bowl game. They deserve it. They needed it. Compton fart in your face. He did multiple times his daughter's face really. But yeah, feast week is the best Maui everything. I'm

gonna bet it all. I'm so excited for feast feast week Also, we're gonna have to talk about college football on Wednesday, but holy fuck. What a Saturday. It's crazy. Absolute insanity I mean it was doomsday. It was essentially all the SEC Rossello People who carry the SEC's water were like haha. We were right about Indiana and then Every argument they made just blew up after haha we were right about Indiana and then every argument they made just blew up after Ole Miss, Alabama and Texas A&M all fell flat on their face. To the point now where Indiana might be back in it. Oh no they're definitely back in it. I will fight for them.

I will fucking fight. If you find someone online who's saying Indiana should not be in the college football playoff, tag me. Snitch tag them. I just want to fight them. I just love the... On the streets of the internet I love the idea that they high-stepped over that loss

And then and then all their precious darlings blew up and it to me just comes that don't put a team in that has that number Three in the last color, right? So I don't want to see the dash three don't on a playoff team in college football Don't lose to Auburn don't lose to Florida I know those tea I know Florida's playing a lot better and Auburn is just basically a house of horrors You just go and you lose big games late in the season Florida's a

Legally awesome a really good team right now. It don't lose to Kentucky at home. Yeah, it's pretty easy What are you gonna say? Also Alabama don't lose to Oklahoma. Don't lose to Vanderbilt. Yeah Hypothetically a team loses in the SEC championship that has three losses Vanderbilt yeah hypothetically a team loses in SEC championship that has three losses George's out of this entire conversation because Georgia actually like what every SEC fan keeps saying whether it be Texas who's played nobody Alabama who just lost to Oklahoma George is actually who they're talking about because Georgia has played an incredibly difficult schedule yeah they have the hardest in in the country and they played all their hard games on the road

and they played Clemson in the non-conference who Clemson might even get back in the college football playoff. Like it's crazy. So Georgia is the exception to me. Georgia has has played the hardest schedule possible. I think maybe if your third loss is in the championship game for your conference that might be a gray area to me. But I just, I don't wanna see the dash three. The real chaos that could happen is. Big 12. No, well big 12 already is chaotic.

Texas A&M beating Texas, Texas A&M would be in the SEC Championship game, Texas A&M winning the SEC Championship game, getting in, and then what happens? Yeah. They'd automatically be in, because it's the championship winner, and then it's like what happens after happens? Yeah, they'd automatically be in because it's the championship winner and then it's like what happens after that? Yeah, that's that's what I'm rooting for at this point. But yeah, Alabama who who? All right. Numbers 36. Remember? No Show Friday,

extra long show Wednesday with a couple guests weekend preview college football We're gonna talk about it all memes. You're gonna go with 19 today I'm gonna go with three You're gonna go with five oh Okay, that's the number he wanted to pay. That's my system play. What was well I got a bad system What was what would you give memes 19? Pug quick play what was well I got a bad system what was what would you give memes 19 pug quick pug any other talk to Blake Bortles I have not yet shoot him a happy Thanksgiving on Thursday okay yeah actually you need to pardon Turkey yeah

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