Pardon My Take - NFL Week 12 Recap, Deion Sanders, Fastest 2 Minutes

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

We start with Fastest 2 minutes from Week 12. Recapping every game.  (2:10 - 8:09) Bears/Packers  (8:09 - 17:32) Titans/Colts (17:32 - 23:41) Giants/Bengals (23:41 - 32:57) Chargers/Bills (32:57 - 42:28) Panthers/Vikings (42:28 - 49:02) Raiders/Falcons (49:02 - 56:18) Cardinals/Patriots (56:18 - 61:28) Dolphins/Jets (61:28 - 66:48) Browns/Jaguars (66:48 - 75:04) Saints/Broncos (75:04 - 82:01) 49ers/Rams (82:01 - 74:56) Chiefs/Bucs (74:56 - 91:50) We talk with Deion about guarding Tyreek Hill and the Raiders dud. Football guy of the week. Baby Bron of the week, and we finish the show with Who's back of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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It's part of my take presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to part of my take presented by the cash app. Go download it right now. Use code BARSTULE. You get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Monday, November 30th, week 12. We start in Indy, where the Hennessy Titans were sipping the A.J. Brown liquor, taking shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, everybody downfield all day.

Derek Moranis finally fought back, punching Indy in the mouth, while family man Phillip Rivers said, honey, I spunk the kids. T, why you gotta be so rude? Hilton flashed some magic with a one hit wonder in the end zone, but the Colts got their aircraft carrier domes sunk, and in the famous words of our dear friend, Chris Berman, Frank Reich yelled to Mike Vrabo Rodrigo, you sunk my blankenship, Titans 45, Colts 26, wha wha! In Minnesota, where Vikings kick returner went from Verge to Chad, as baby Muff to kick in the fourth, only to come back with a game winning touchdown, Mike Zimmer was listening

to old school fireside chats to prepare for the return of Bridgewater, because the last time a leader could use a walker, Teddy's cousins was on the radio, Robbie Mr. Anderson and DJ Morpheus may tricks us into thinking the Panthers are good, but they lost by the one to the Vikings, Vikings 28, the Panthers 27. In windy Buffalo, a combined six turnovers between the Chargers and Pills had the ball being tossed around like an Instagram model in a son's hotel room, but in this instance, the last tall ball players could not finish with inches to go. Shout out Billy, Anthony Lynn Sanity has the brain of a syphilitic woodpecker, and Joey

Bosa Nostra worked closely with the Bills mafia to put a head out on the Chargers head coach. Hey Anthony, why don't you go down and grab a dress down there, yeah, keep walking, right down there. Right here, go grab, go check out that dress Anthony, go, go, go, and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Bills 27, Charger 17 In Cincinnati where Bruce Wayne ran for 94 yards in a touchdown against the Hapless Bengals.

Brandon Raolan had the Bengals getting there, picks them going back and forth between a win and a loss, and also his deck and his Tongue. AT&T Higgins dropped a reception, but Everlora Ingram and Joe Judge Janine Pirro outfoxed the Bangles defense as the Giants played conservatively and they head in the right direction. The New York football Giants 19-17. In Foxboro, where Jonathan Alex Jones was re-litigating the 2008 election of his true Patriots vs. alleged Kenyan, as Drake had 78 yards and two scores. Even though Kai, Laurie, Loughlin, Murray had a full house to throw to for US to see,

the Cardinals struggled to gain admission to the end zone. Nick Folklore swiftly saved the last great American dynasty as the Patriots are still in the hunt. Patriots 20, Cardinals 17. What? Some spread. In Jacksonville, where, let me be the last to wish you a happy Thanksgiving, Carvis Landry took one look at Mike Glenn in the turkey and said, Hey, Clark, save the neck for me.

Nick, you can find me in the chubb. You can have two quarterbacks, but I'll have the 50 cent. Many men tried to stop the Cleveland-running Russian game, but that when that work Baker Mayfield took them to the Landry shop, Cleveland 27, the Javelin 25. In New Jersey, where the NFL honored Ryan Fitzpatrick and Joe Flacco's exhausted wives during the last month of salute to cervix month, the Jets hyperdrive gave them a 3-0 lead in the first quarter and then took the rest of the day off. In true New York fashion, Devonte, hey, I'm pocket over here, worked all afternoon in

traffic. Xavier and Ron Howard continued their happy days, delivering a hillbilly elegy to the coastal elites of the New York Jets. Dolphins 20, Jets 3, they scored 3. 3 points. Hyperdrive. 3 points. Standing on the corner, Jamie Swinston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see.

It's day for my lord, he's in a hospital ward, starting a practice round rookie. Come on, Tee-hill, start to be-ill. Let's get stoned as the team doctor for one of freeze pills. San Francisco Marching 31-3 and in Tampa Bay where Patrick Stardt and Travis Keenan and Kelsey were all that as the chiefs slimed the bucks, Tom Brady Anderson may need a little extra help to finish out this season as the bucks lose three of their last four, Andy Creed said, I can take you higher as the chiefs are starting to peak at the right time and my homes keep dropping balls to his receivers with arms wide open, the chiefs went 27-40.

We finish in LA as Jared Goffes-Deepo supplied Jared Mother Kinlaw, the football who took it for a surprise visit to the end zone. LA and Cam, a cursedy alley, waited and watched as the 49ers in Debo, Samuel L. Jackson played with Nick Furry Mullins, looked unbreakable as they gave the Rams a shaft. It's not going to be a Hollywood ending in Los Angeles as Aaron Sorkin Donald might have blown up a few plays but the Rams fall down a game in the NFC West Wing. The Niners hold off the Rams, 23-20. Alright week 12, fastest two minutes in sports presented by WOOP, the fitness membership service

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Sleep better, recover faster, train smarter with WOOP. Okay, week 12 in the books as we are taping this, the Bears are on national television they're down 34-10, same story different year, they fucking suck, the Packers have embarrassed them yet again on national television, I don't really, I don't really know what else say. Mitch didn't look, if you take out the fumble and the two picks, Mitch looked pretty good. The two fumbles. The two, and the two picks.

Well no, he, no, he picked that back up. And there was also a face mask on that one. He picked up the other one. The other fumble. One and a half fumbles, two picks. They look like a competitor offense. I don't want to say competent, but they, they, I don't know, there's something about Mitch, I think maybe it's just the fact that he looks alive when he plays quarterback.

He runs. Nick Foles when he's back there, sometimes he just looks like a corpse. So they, they appear to be slightly better, but still, I mean, you guys got dog walk tonight. He's a dog walk. I don't, I don't want to rag on Mitch, because again, he did look more alive than Nick Foles. So the offense had a little spunk and I say that even though we got our asses fucking kicked and the Packers did what they always do to us and just fucking punk us. Well, what about Matt Negi saying that he is taking off play calling so he can spend

more time around other groups on the sideline? Is that him? Is that him trying to like insert himself into the good parts of the football team? I don't know. He's just trying to talk. He's trying to get everyone to be like, Hey, he's walking up to everyone being like, Hey, at the exit interview, you're going to say I did a good job. Right.

So you can say you like me. What's he doing? And I think he's doing it futile is trying to become the Dan Quinn of this year, where he tries to get the team to go to bat for the season. I mean, the Bears will do whatever the, what's the Murphy's law, whatever can go wrong will go wrong. Alive and dead at the same time. Yeah, whatever cat, whatever the, whatever the right decision is, the Bears will do the

opposite. I think Murphy's law is just whatever the Bears would do. That's what happened. Yeah. It's just the worst possible thing. So the only two things I had about Mitch, one, and again, I'm not, I'm not ragging on Mitch because he was, I mean, the defense sucks now. Akeem Hicks.

I've told you a million times, most important player, you didn't play tonight. Mitch, you're in year four, dude. When you get outside the, the, the pocket, you can't get a penalty for throwing it away. Okay. So Mitch, a very Mitch thing to do is just get outside the pocket and run out of bounds, four yard loss. Yeah. Still doing that too.

I don't know what we got to do, but it's so bears to have Mitch like, I don't think I've ever seen one person in the, in the age of COVID sitting on the sideline with the like 30 cent disposable mask that you get at CVS yet Mitch has it. We couldn't even get him a fucking team logo mask. That's what the bears brought it himself and brought it. It's a fucking joke. This team, this franchise is a joke. The Packers kicked our ass.

I still fuck the Packers, but they kicked our ass, but fuck them. And I can't wait for them to lose because Dave Montgomery ripped off. Dude, Dave Montgomery ripped off a run that the bears haven't had that type of run in like five years. So you guys basically lost this game. So right now David Montgomery has six carries for 73 yards. Yeah. The Packers lost.

If I went just on David Montgomery, you know, and, and his ability to run when the bears have not been able to run all year, all like the last two years, the Packers lost this game. If you just go off that, which is what I'm going to go off. Okay. Aaron Rodgers also you held him to only 172 yards past. Well, it's only the third quarter. That's a win. So this could easily get way, again, this will get way worse.

You know what just occurred to me? So there's certain elements of Mitchell Trebisky's game where he looks like a slightly worse version of Carson Wentz. I think maybe it's like their build, their stature, how they run around like a chicken with their head cut off in the backfield when the play breaks down. Would you want a Carson Wentz on the Bears next year? Dude, I don't know. I don't even want.

I don't. Bears is not playing football anymore. Just implode the team. It didn't stop the count. No, I want them to exist, but I just maybe take one year off. They take one year off, give everyone a break, at least get us off of prime time television. I think I speak for America when I say the bears playing in one of the prime time slots needs to end next year when the schedule comes out.

You give us that fucking one Thursday game early in the season, the Jacksonville Jaguars rule. Give us that Thursday game and then be done with it. No more bears in prime time. Give us a fucking Monday night. I don't think you have to worry about that. No, they will. I think the NFL learned their lesson.

They will, dude. You'll get one. We're coming off a terrible year last year. We had like five this year. They're still going to do it. They're going to do it because they want to punish us. I think Goodell knows better than to do that. It's a joke.

Get us off fucking national television. This franchise sucks. I still hate the Packers. They suck too. They gave up that run to David Montgomery. So I'm going to, you know what? What should we do? Do you either have a Super Bowl trophy or a 50-yard run that David Montgomery ripped

off in the first quarter in a game they're going to lose by like 35? A soft team that can't stop David Montgomery. I personally, everyone stops David Montgomery. I would rather have David Montgomery on it. Everyone stops David Montgomery and the Packers couldn't. So you do the math. All right. Well, we'll update as this gets way worse.

I'm sure it will because Aaron Rogers loves running it up on the bears. All right. Let's get into week 12. Are we going to see Jordan Love situation? Maybe we could. Maybe. I don't know. He's hitting for Chicago.

Maybe. Maybe Tyler Bragg gets in. It is crazy though watching this game and seeing like Mitch hasn't played great. But how, if you're Matt Nagy, like how are you not, how are you not starting him? And this isn't a knock on Nick Foles. It's just that Nick Foles, without an offensive line, Nick Foles is a dinosaur. You can't have a quarterback like that. And you're not.

Yes. You're not waiting for Nick Foles to take the next step. Nick Foles took the next step and then he took promptly a step directly backwards after that. He won a Super Bowl. That was the next step. That's the end of the discussion of how good step, how good can this guy get? And we know that he regressed back to exactly what he's been.

So nobody was watching the bears this season thinking like, okay, next game, I think Foles is going to figure it out in this office. No, no, no. With Mitch, you might, you might get like a couple of splash plays in a game. Jake, can you look up a staff for me real quick? Oh, they got, they got a better, better mask. How long was that? They did.

Nice. Can you look that up again? I got her. It was 57 yards, big cat. That run was 57 yards? Yeah. Gashed him for 57 yards. Yeah.

Absolutely. Gashed him. Suck it. Suck it. That should be, that should be one of the tie breaking scenarios, big cat. If it comes down to it and it's like, it's you and some other team in the NFC West, did they give up over 50 yards in a single play at the Dave Montgomery? Nope.

Well, guess what? You're getting an over. Team facilities. Team facilities. We've been to a bunch in college. They always have like a video board that plays highlights and they'll have the trophies. When you walk into Hallis Hall from now, from here on forward, it should be the 85 bears trophy and then on repeat Dave Montgomery's 57 yard run in the first quarter of a game

that the bears end up losing by like 40. Longest play from scrimmage this year. Dude. The Packers suck. Are you talking about? They lost this game. If you want to call it man to man, like they lost this game and they know they lost this game.

They'll run. Yeah, they're right. Exactly. You can never forget. There wasn't even a touchdown. No, no, it didn't need to be. It was just, it was right up the middle. Like if you look at a football field where all the players, they're usually in the middle

of the field. That's where David went on the run. Someone remake that for me tomorrow morning. I want to wake up. I want to have that run with the Rudy music. It's the longest play from scrimmage for the bear since the 70 yard touchdown from Terry Cohen in 2018. Dude and the Packers gave this up.

I said the Packers suck. This is a win for the bears. I feel good about this game. Since Jordan Howard 69 yard run in 2016. Yeah, the run. This is the run. Where were you for the run? Yeah.

I was sitting right in this seat and it's like the same sports history. I was walking into the kitchen and I saw it on the TVs that were set up in the football cave here and I literally said the bears are going to win this game after that run. That's how impressive it was. I was, turns out I was wrong about half of that, but I don't regret feeling that. When the run happened, I was sitting in my seat and I didn't get out of my seat, but I thought about it and then I fired off a tweet. This offense is explosive.

You can actually go see the timestamp if you're wondering where were you during the run. Yeah. I was tweeting this offense is explosive. So the run. That's how you felt. Yeah. That's what people will go away from this game.

Feelings can never be wrong. Nope. The run. Feel what you feel. People will be talking about the run for years and years and years and guess what they won't be talking about. The bears getting dog walk. Yeah.

The Dodgers, you know, oh, he's so good. No, the run. You got run on. All right. Let's get into the rest of the games. Titans cults speaking of run on. Holy shit. So it is officially tractor Cito season.

I have some stats for you. These are always fun. The Derek Henry stats that pop up when it gets to late November, early December are the fucking best. So he went 27 for 178 yards, three touchdowns in the first half, the Titans had 449 yards. Now I'll throw it out there for cults fans. The forest Buckner was on the COVID list, but this is tractor Cito season. If you don't, if you're not familiar with tractor Cito season, Derek Henry is a beast

later in the year. So weeks one through 11, 4.37 yards per carry, 22 touchdowns. That's 50 games, 50 games, 22 touchdowns, weeks, 12 on 5.61 yards per carry. So 1.3 yards more, 23 games, 25 touchdowns, 23 games, 25 touchdowns. 50 games, 25 touchdowns, verse 50 games, 22 touchdowns. It's pretty impressive. It's fucking tractor Cito season. No one wants to hit him when it gets cold outside.

Yeah. Ever take a soccer ball to the ear when it's cold outside? Same thing. No thanks. Tracks, track tractor Cito. He's a flower that blooms in the wintertime. He's, I mean, he runs extremely violently and this, it's not just us who like notice this.

No, no, of course everyone does. He looks like, he looks like a night and day different player in weeks. It was like a couple of weeks to go this season that it started a little bit early this year, but it's night and day compared to like weeks two and three besides that one stiff arm that he had on Josh Norman, who weighs like 150 pounds early in the season. He wasn't running. He didn't put anything on tape that looked as just like spectacularly violent as he's been the last two weeks.

He also, so, so we watch all the games here in the office. We have six TVs. We have direct TV. So we set it up. We have five games in red zone going on. Fuck you, Andrew Cisleano. I don't mean that, but I do. And there was a moment where, so we had the Colts Titans game on and there was a moment

where so red zones on Derek Henry scoring a touchdown on red zone on one TV on the Titans and Colts live on one TV and they were showing replays of his other touchdown on two other TVs. So there were four out of six TVs were just Derek Henry being a beast, which I wasn't complaining about at all. And that's how good he is is like he was just hogging all of the TVs, just being a monster in that first half. Like that was an absolute ass kicking and I don't know.

I don't know the bear, the package just scored again, but they didn't guess what it was like a 20 yard run, not a 57 yard run. I don't know what to make of the Titans because when they look like this, it's like they're very confusing team Titans and the Raiders, I would say, yeah, Titans and the Raiders are my two most confusing teams by far in the NFL right now. And guess what? I kind of, you kind of know what the Colts are in the Colts. I think who got, someone got hurt on the Colts offensive line, which is big, big deal, especially

Phil Rivers, he can't move and they're slowly benching Philip Rivers. That's the only thing I can think of like they're benching him gradually. It used to be just for Hail Marys, then it was Hail Marys and QB sneaks, then it was Hail Marys, QB sneaks at any time that they might want to run a quarterback option. And now it's like sometime on third and short, they'll take Rivers out. They're just gradually putting Jacobi Berset into the game and eventually we're only going to get Philip Rivers in like a situationally specific scenario where they need an interception. Right.

He, and he had, oh my God, that drop interception that Titans had, like he had a, he had a bad game and it could have been, it could have looked a lot worse. But yeah, the Colts, I don't know, they're going to make the playoffs probably, but I just don't, I don't trust them because Phil Rivers bringing him to the Colts was a good idea in theory. But I don't know, it just, it feels like the Colts have enough. There should be a tiebreaker in place in the NFL because it's going to come down to Tennessee and Indianapolis, obviously for the AFC South.

There should be a tiebreaker in place because we could end up in a scenario where Indy gets in over Tennessee having the same record. But if you watch this game of football, you're like, Tennessee is a much, much better football team. Like, and there should be an eyeball test that goes into that. Like how Kadele always talks about, like, if a hundred drunk guys in a bar think it's a catch, they should get a hundred drunk people together to vote on whether or not Tennessee is a better football team than Indy if it does come down to a tiebreaker.

Because the answer is yes. And Tennessee is a much better football team. I'm looking at right now the, the Colts will make the playoffs. So they have the Texans twice and the Jaguars remaining. And then the Raiders and the Steelers are mixed in there in between. They'll make the playoffs because they'll get, like say they split with the Texans, beat the Jaguars, which I guess they, they only, they didn't beat them and then split the Raiders Steelers.

That's 10 wins. Remind me to please bet against the Colts in the playoffs. Yes. Because that's the, that they are the quintessential, everything has to be perfect team. Well, they have to play from a lead. They have to, they have to, you know, protect the Phillip rivers. They got to be able to run the ball, which they weren't able to do pretty much any of those things today.

And when those, and listen, they can win games. They were coming off beating the Packers last week. They can win games and be a good looking team. But when it goes bad, it looks really bad. They shouldn't be in the Packers though. I still feel like the Packers should have won that game. That's crazy. They lost to the Jaguars week one.

They play, they play a much different style of football when that roof's closed. That's what I'm going to say. Mr. Ursay, keep the roof open. I'm not going to be as down on the Colts. Actually, I'm thinking about it. They're not, they're like the fourth best, fifth best team in the AFC. I think they're a perfectly fine team. But if you look at the butt kicking that happened today, you can't say that they're,

that they deserve to get in over the Tennessee Titans. I guess absolutely not. Yeah. And the question goes to like, if you're a Colts fan, like, do you actually trust that Phillip Rivers can win a playoff? I do. Let alone two or three. No. I want to be very clear, though. I do want to see Phillip Rivers in the playoffs.

Yes. Of course. That's no brainer. Of course. And shout out to Titans. That's that's a big win. That's an impressive win for them. They fucking kick their ass. No doubter. And maybe they got their swagger back.

All right. Next up. I would like to see a wild card banner get raised to the rafters in Indianapolis, like AFC wild card qualifier. Yes. Yes. In 20 Colts. Yes. All right. Next up. Giants Bengals. So the Giants were able to hold off the Bengals.

Daniel Jones gets hurt, which let's talk about the Washington football team real quick. They win big on Thursday on Thursday Thanksgiving Day. They momentarily take the lead in the NFC East. Giants snatch it back from them. But I think the Washington football team's strategy is starting to finally come to full fruition here. It is essentially like past the ball five yards down the field with Alex Smith and then wait for every other quarterback in the NFC East to get hurt.

Yeah. And that's the strategy. And it's now we're two, two thirds of the way there. And Carson Wentz, I don't even know if you'd want him to get hurt. I think you want to keep. I want to keep him in. Yeah, I want to keep him back getting hurt. Now, Daniel Jones may be getting hurt for a while. It's all kind of falling in place where this is a genius strategy by Ron Rivera.

Play defense, short passes, let everyone else get hurt. Well, the thing is we've got. Yeah, we did lose one quarter back to a leg injury. But that was an addition by subtraction. There's another one who I has a history of leg injuries and then a third that's been out and definitely with diarrhea for two months. But we do have that third to fall back on. We do have to weigh in Haskins in case

he haven't forbid anything happens to Alex Smith, but also the Washington football team, football clubs. Strength is still their past defense. Yeah. And the W F T F C's strength is a defensive line that we'll get after the quarterback. Montez Sweat played like a fucking beast on Thanksgiving. Chase Young is again, as advertised, Jonathan Allen. We've got a bunch of really talented players in that defense

and the running game is really strong. Do you know, Daniel Gibson is a fucking monster. And I think that. Well, here's the thing with with Daniel Jones getting injured. Cole McCoy comes in who at his. He is as good as an average Daniel Jones. When although Jones was starting to play well, he was starting to play well. The Giants' defense is legit, though.

The Giants' defense is very much legit. They they basically held the Bengals scoreless until their prevent defense. You know, the kick return happened. But the Giants' defense is very, very legit. They also have a few playmakers where it's like they it all comes out of Daniel Jones. If Daniel Jones, I think if you're the Giants, you basically say fuck it for this game against Seattle coming up in Seattle.

Let Daniel Jones get healthy, hopefully, and then hit that home stretch of four games where three or four of them are at home. And yeah, I still think the Giants, they're a British team. OK, here's the thing. I'm looking at the football team, football club schedule moving forward. And yes, they play the Steelers. You're a little biased with your but I'm not viewing of the schedule. OK, you're well, big cat, I had your back on the run.

Well, the run. I mean, how could you not? So we're about to go talking about it every we're about to go on our run. And we have the Steelers next week. Steelers are going to be coming off a short week on Tuesday night. Yeah, it's a four. It's four nights. Steelers have four days to rest after playing a physical football game against their heated rival. It's a big letdown game.

Yeah, football team could take that one week after that. Forty Niners. Now, you might say the 49ers are a good team, a well coached team that is capable of beating anybody in the NFC. That's where you're wrong on this one, big cat, because even though the game is scheduled to be played in San Francisco, the entire county or of Santa Clara has ruled that you can't have sporting events. So that game might take place in Washington.

I don't think anything can happen. I think they'll play somewhere on the West Coast. And then on the in week 15, we get the Seahawks. I'm going to chalk that up as a loss. OK, end up. OK. Then Panthers at home, which are their frisky ass. We could win. Yeah. And then week 17, the Eagles at the Eagles at the Eagles. But the Giants have any more wins.

The Giants, if we do the same thing with the Giants schedule, they play at the Seahawks. OK, you want to chalk that up? Because it's a loss at home against the Cardinals at home against the Browns. I mean, how is that 50? This is where the bias cardinals are not good. There's a two playoff teams right now. I don't think the Cardinals are a playoff team. I think they I think they might be.

I don't think they are, according to my playoff. It might be because of in which I've simulated. It's tough because I spend so much time on the ESPN playoff machine that it just remembers my picks sometimes. And so I already I already have the Cardinals beating the Rams next week in this area. I basically created a little a little like glimpsing to my brain using the software device. It just makes me feel better knowing that the Washington football team is going

to they basically have the same schedule and you somehow have it as like the Washington football team has an easy schedule versus the Giants. Have the hardest schedule ever. Well, they don't have the same. So the Giants also have to go to Baltimore. OK, which I mean, if you want to substitute games in and out, I would rather go to San Francisco or wherever. I don't know, Baltimore, the way they're going to Baltimore.

I don't know about that. And then the Giants also. Also Carl Shanahan has revenge. The Browns at home. Yeah, which is a tough game. That's a tough game. I'd rather have. All right, we got to get back to the Browns Bank or the Giants Bank. I'd rather play the Panthers at home than the Browns at home.

Yeah, sure. But that's not the game that you're substituting, right? The Cardinals would be the team that you would be substituting either one of those. Either one of those are not good. I don't they beat the football team. They are they are struggling. We'll get to them later. All right. But yeah, so yeah, the Giants were good today.

They played great defense. I love that Zach Taylor is coaching like a guy who's got a team that's two and eight because we'll get to Anthony Lin in a second. But the fake punt was great. And my question to you, PFT, is the Giants win this game. But did Joe Judge personally lose this game because he's a special teams coach? The Bengals returned to kick on his ass. They did a fake fucking punt on his ass.

And then at the end of the game, they had like a 20 yard return when they needed it for field goal range on his ass. Yeah, they cucked him out of his own special. Did Joe Judge personally lose this game? I think it's more of a negative than a positive for Joe Judge. Yeah, you beat a two and eight team without their without their starting quarterback and they dominated your faster. The game that you're supposed to be a specialist in.

So yes, some of that shine is gone off the Joe Judge. I did he even have a shine? No, he's got shine right now, dude. Joe Judge, he's having a moment. Dude, the Giants are a goodish team. They are. Listen, I'm talking shit about the Giants because I want and I truly do believe in the Washington football team. But the Giants are a good team.

Their defense is good. And we even have we even have Giants fans advocating for. Yeah, maybe we should look at trading Seguin Barclay in the offseason. It is very funny. And so it moves so quickly, right? Going into the season. He was the only thing that they had to root for.

Yes, I think that they were looking forward to the most. And I was like, yeah, get his ass out of here. It is very funny in the office because we were obviously in a New York office and the Giants have been so bad. They've lost the most games, I think, in the NFL in the last five years. It's funny, like figuring out who's a Giants fan. They're popping up. Yeah, they're fucking sprouted.

They are left and right. Like, oh, oh, oh, like, I know, like, Climb is a die hard. There's a couple of guys that are die hard. And then every now and then it's like, oh, oh, Giants, Jets. I didn't know. Yeah, because they and I'm not. That's not like a knock. They've been so bad. What would they cheer for? Right.

But it is funny, like, oh, the Giants started to make some noise. And just so you know, when I say Giants fans, I've heard start to say that they would trade Seguin Barclay. I'm just I'm talking about Glenny balls. So yeah, I don't know if that's an accurate assessment of the entire fan base. I choose to believe that it is because I believe that Glenny is just an accurate representation of everything in America right now. Something about the Giants and their uniforms when they start playing.

Well, I just like they're a uniform team for me. Yeah, they're like, you know, like, whenever they start playing, well, I'm like, they could go to the Super Bowl. I really like I've been called. I'm good. I like the Bengals uniforms today. The white ones. Yeah, those are sweet. I got confused because I always do whenever Brandon Allen's name pops up because I was expecting to be a fat guy because I'm pretty sure there's an

offensive lineman, a very good offensive lineman named Brandon Allen. Yeah. Played for the Chiefs. Yeah. And I just always expected to be him at quarterback and it never is. And I'm always disappointed. Yep. Yep. So the Giants, I'm keeping them in my good ish territory. I'm kind of out on a limb, calling them good ish. Don't let me down. Although now it's Colt McCoy.

So we'll fucking see. But their defense is legit. Colt McCoy. And they have fucking playmakers. Every time they look like having the Ingram starting to play is such a found money thing for the Giants right now. And and Darius Slayton and they have guys like Wayne Gaulman's not terrible. Right. When. Yeah. When Evan Ingram starts to play well, he looks like Hakim Nixon at his best.

Yeah, a little bit. It's just a little bit of starting to I don't know something about the Giants. I'm captivated. I think they have something going on. And that's what I'll say. Colt McCoy does have the revenge game against the Browns. And he does have the revenge factor against the entire Washington football team trying to beat them out down the stretch.

So who knows what's going to happen? We're just blessed to be living in a day and age where a six and ten NFC East team is probably going to make the playoffs. Yes. And I'm very excited. Yes, it is going to happen. All right. Next up, Chargers Bills. I just alluded to this, Anthony Lin. So as much as Zach Taylor gets credit for coaching a two and eight team, being like, fuck it, nothing to lose.

Let's go for it. Anthony Lin, you're the opposite. You're a coward. You're a chicken shit. I cannot believe this guy is ruining Justin Herbert in this talented roster. That's pretty much. I don't want to pile on, but you're a fucking nincompoop and you got nothing in your brain. I err, I earn his brain. I don't even think that he's like a coward.

I think he's just a bird brain. That's the only descripting phrase I can come up with for Anthony Lin's brain. He's a bird brain. I don't mean that he has a bird's brain. There's seven, nothing in the fourth quarter. I don't mean that he has a bird's brain inside of a skull. I think you see they haven't scored a point in the third quarter of the season. That's flying around in there all the time.

Yes, a bird flying around. They actually scored two times. He's a fucking bird brain. He's a coward. He is a coward. You know what? He is a coward, but he gets confused sometimes. He's a panic guy. Yes, he's a panic guy. At the end of the game, when he was trying to figure out

whether he was going to kick a field goal to go down by seven points or score a touchdown to go down by three, he had no idea which way that he wanted to lose a one score game by. So he kept sending his opposite teams out on the field back and forth, back and forth. And then he ran the dumbest play that I've seen probably in the NFL all year, which was the quarterback sneak by Justin Herbert, where he had the offensive line drop back into pass protection. Nobody blocked forward.

And then Justin Herbert just took a snap under center and got tackled. And they all went. Yeah, they all went backwards towards him. So that end of the game. Now, they weren't going to win the game. But the fact that you don't have the presence of mind like, hey, we're down 10. You got to spike it and kick a field goal and then get your prayer. No, he runs the ball. It's pretty much the only thing you can't do.

Like you can do a pass play, you do anything. But let's throw that out. It is funny, though, that he like the biggest conundrum and Anthony Lin's bird brain was trying to figure out whether like which way he wanted to lose. Like would I rather score a touchdown here and then have to. It didn't make sense to him. He's like, I'm used to it.

Just always losing by one score and have it being close at the end. This isn't close, but I can still lose by one score. How do how do I make that work? What's the smartest way for me to do that? And the answer, he should just pick one way and done something competent with it besides throwing like a million goal line fades, which is another thing that he's addicted to and he even brought out the field goal unit with like three seconds left. Yeah. Like, oh, shit, I forgot.

So the other Anthony Lin dumb, dumb thing at the end of the first half, when he let he calls the time out, but he waits for like 20 seconds, doesn't know what he's doing and then doesn't go forward on fourth and two. I think like the 45 yard line, dude, you're two and eight. You're two and eight. Just fucking go for it. You're two and eight. What are you doing?

And we should give credit to the bills, defense, because the bills, defense looked back to last year's bills, defense coming out of the buy. Like if they figure out their defense, that's a scary, scary team because we know that their offense has weapons and can score. But man, their defense like finally looked competent against a charger's offense that has been able to put up points. They've got dudes right in their offense. Yeah. I think that I think numbers just ruined Anthony Lin's mind.

I think that there are certain football guys that should never been introduced to the world of analytics or advanced strategy, and they should always be gut guys. And I think that Anthony Lin is one of those dude who just got he got poisoned by math when he became a head coach and now he's afraid to make any decision because he's still thinking about what the numbers might tell him. If you have a guy that is just like straight up a football guy like Neanderthal type head coach, just let them be themselves when they become a head coach and don't try to turn them into Nate Silver.

So Anthony Lin, here's a here's a positive spin for the chargers. Anthony Lin is so incompetent that he's going to get fired and you have a chance here to hire a real coach, which I would actually throw out there that the chargers job is probably going to be one of the top jobs out there. Simply by the fact that Justin, Justin Herbert looks for real. You have Joey Bosa, who is also very much for real. He was a beast today. You have the the recipe for like a championship window.

Yeah, the quarterback on his rookie deal, who in the next couple of years could be a bona fide guy on his rookie deal. And then you build up the roster around it. You have the ability. Now the chargers actually have like in today's NFL, the three, four year window here that could actually be something. So I think that from a coaching perspective, you should get the pick of the litter from like who who your next coaches go get like Eric B enemy.

Go get Joe Brady, whatever it may be. That's a good spin zone. Now, I think Anthony Lin still is a fucking idiot. Some people would say it's not as attractive because then you have to play the Chiefs twice a year. I would say you were wrong about that because you have a built in excuse to not win your division, correct, because nobody is going to blame you for getting beat twice by the Chiefs in a year.

No one's going to blame you if the Chiefs go like 14 and two for the next four or five years and you finish in that wild card spot. People are going to be like, well, shit, that's that's Patrick Mahomes, who's the best quarterback that we've ever seen. So you have a built in excuse ready to go, which is your most important part about taking any job in the NFL, like be ready to like have that fired up. The chargers play the Chiefs well, they've played them well. So it's it's yeah, I just think it's a very attractive job.

Give credit to Josh Allen. He got a hockey assist today. Josh Allen, Josh Allen is the is the best number one guy reaching for the end zone. Yeah, how tall he is. He's got the big hands, hands. He is so good at doing that. That touchdown run was awesome. If you were to design a human body to stretch out for the goal line,

you would just you would make Josh Allen. Speaking of which, like he he broke his ankle and he was fine. I don't know what happened on that. He got bent back. He pounded the turf. And when you see a guy ankle like completely rolled up, I don't know how he was able to come back and be effective. There are like different levels of a guy being hurt on the ground

where you can just tell how bad the injury is. The head in the hands is always a bad one. Yeah, the pounding of the turf with one hand while you're like face butting the turf is another really bad sign. And that's what he did. He got up, limped off the field and came back to plays later after Matt Castle or not, Matt, Matt Barkley took an extreme sack to his big wide chest. Yeah, he thought he was Josh Allen for a second.

He's like, oh, if I just play quarterback for the bills here, I'll have all of his skills, Josh. And he did like a step where he was Josh Allen would have stepped and been able to get free. And he did that and just got absolutely blown up. Josh on the play that he did get injured on was a classic Josh Allen play where he pressed all the buttons on his way down. Oh, yeah, he was trying to get like two more steps in.

And then at the very last second, he's like, fuck, I'll just try to throw a past to my to my running back. But yeah, I'm glad that he's not hurt. The bills look good. Their defense looks good. That's the biggest thing that the defense looks good coming out of the by. And if their defense can get shit together a little bit, that's a scary, scary team.

Also put a pin in this one, Alex Kemp. You know, I'm you know, I'm mad about a game that I lost money on when I look up who the ref crew was Alex Kemp. That's the crew. Don't ever let me bet on a game with him again, because those flags were so fucking ridiculous. That flag that who is it? Moss got for unnecessary or was unsportsmanlike conduct

when he literally just rolled over on the guy. Yeah, getting tackled. Fuck those guys. Josh Allen got a flag for spinning the ball on the end. It was crazy. It was crazy. I'll let you know what game he's officiating. Thank you. Well, is he one of the motherfucking pieces of shit?

Jake, is he one of the under? Is he one of the beard guys? Maybe just bet the under there. There are like three different crews in the NFL where the head referee has a beard and that guy did not have a beard last year. All right. Tell me who he's reffing next next Friday.

Tell me which game we're taking the under because there were so many drives killed by their stupid bullshit flags. So many points left on that board. I fuck them and fuck Alex camp again. If I have to look up who the officiating crew is, you know that I want to fistfight you and punch you in the neck. And we get into this a little bit with Dion later, but the bills suck at Hail Marys.

They're the worst Hail Mary team, maybe in the defense of Lee. Yes. Yes. Offensively, probably the best of all time, which I'm you think. Throw a Hail Mary from anywhere on the field. Yes. But yeah, on defense, they've given up three consecutive completions on Hail Marys, one of which was a push off on Keenan Island, which they didn't call, but still like back to back catches on a Hail Mary.

That's that's a tough look. Yes, that is a tough look. And shout out our the newest member of the PMT crew, Cam. He listened. It's tough. It's tough to go sit in the gambling cave with us on a Sunday. It is really trial by fire, but I almost I almost fucking bit his head off. For what?

Because they the first Hail Mary Keenan Allen had the most blatant push off of all time and and he then took off his helmet and the guy the ref comes in and throws the flag and cams like, no, no, no, the flag was for the helmet being taken off. It's not for the push off. And I was like, shut the fuck up, dude. He pushed off. Then they call the push off.

He's like, oh, yeah, you're right. I was like, God damn it, dude. Do not like there's those crunch time, witching hour moments where everyone has to have have their head on a swivel and no wrong statements can be made. And it's OK. I'm not mad at him, but I was like, gotta be better. And there were two reps that threw a flag to like right in front of. And it was the most blatant push off ever.

Yeah, it was the most blatant. That was it. It was such a shitty ending to the game. Yeah, it really was. It really was. Fuck you, Anthony Lin. And there were like nine turnovers in the third and fourth quarters. Everyone hates you, dude. All right. Panthers Vikings. Nice guy. Like seems like a nice guy. Yeah, I liked him on hard knocks.

Seems like a nice guy. He was good on Zoom. Yeah. All right. Panthers Vikings Vikings Kirk Cousins with a game winning drive. Unbelievable. Come back and win a game where there was so much chaos going on in the witching hour. I feel like this one almost slipped on the road.

We looked up and like, oh, shit, the Vikings are about to win. We it's because they started to fuck up in the fourth quarter. And so it had BB. Yeah, Chad, you absolutely fuck some stuff up. I will say this about Kirk Cousins. It takes me a lot to say this, but I he's he's a fine quarterback. He's a foul was a nice. He's a fine young man winning drive.

Yeah, he's played well at home. I did love there was speaking of Madden. There was the Madden glitch to start the second half where Jeremy Chin back to back plays got a fumble for a touchdown. That that's one where you throw your controller through the TV and you're like, fuck this, this game is rigged. I really hope that he had something good for breakfast because every other game from now on, you have to have.

You have to eat the exact same thing. You have to copy whatever you did today that puts you in a position to get those two scoops and scores. So I hope it was something hardy, something delicious, something that you're going to look forward to replicating every week. So Jeremy Chin, so he scores back to back touchdowns and back to back plays offensive snaps on fumble recoveries. The last guy to do it was 1948 Fred Dippy Evans.

And I went and tried to find what his nickname is from. I assumed it's just he threw in fucking huge hogs. Yeah, Dippy. But all I could find was this is a this is a Fred Dippy Evans story. That's that's quite something. Evans was considered shy, but tough before a game against USC. Bill Reardon, a teammate, poured a bucket of water over Evans head. So it sounds like that's the first ice bucket challenge.

Evans tried to retaliate, but crashed into a wall and split his knee open. He concealed the energy or the injury from his coach and played in the USC game. But he had 11 stitches afterward. How do you conceal it? First of all, bleeding out of his knee after his football career. He owned the dry cleaning business. Dippy, dude, Dippy, Dippy, just throwing in open. Uncoordinated, you have to be to run into a wall and split your knee open.

I can think of like nine different parts of my body that would hit the wall before my knee would if I was trying to retaliate. Fred Dippy Evans, I couldn't find out why they call him Dippy. The dipper Fred Dippy Evans. Oh, I had a couple. He had a bunch of nicknames. Dippy was probably a code name for something that like that was weird back in the fifties. Maybe he invented dipping dots.

Maybe maybe like the future. He liked anal. Yeah, he just dipped it in there. Yeah, just get a dip. His nicknames were Dippy dip, the dipper, fearless Fred. That was probably because of the stitches. What a legend. So Fred Dippy Evans, shout out you, dude.

And the anal probably. And the anal big time anal guy. He brought he actually was the one who introduced anal to the entire state of Ohio. That's fascinating. And now it's yeah, he's like the Johnny Apples. He's wherever he goes. Everyone just plugging up butts. Yeah, he was soon as he got on the grounds.

He's like, check this out. Watch this, boys. You dip it in and then you take it out. You know, they say Dippy Evans. You only die the last time somebody says your name. We just resurrected Fred Dippy Evans. Dude, Fred Dippy Evans is a legend. He literally invented.

I got the answer. Why is Dippy anal? Anal. It's anal to a few sentences. So bear with me. OK, if it doesn't have anal in it, make something up that has anal in it. It doesn't have anal. Well, no, just take the same anal. That's just a word.

It's a horse plays involved. Oh, horse play. He was amongst. It was that he went to Notre Dame. He was amongst some fighting Irish players involved in horse play at the dormitory. OK, that is literally anal. OK, so he's a strict Catholic. Yeah, horse play.

Yeah, because they probably were like, yo, they were squirting water under each other. No, they probably like score. Yeah, exactly. Was it water or was it lube? We know they probably were like, yo, is Fred is Fred doing it? No, no, no, no. No, that's anal. You told you told the story wrong.

What happened was the wasn't a teammate who dumped the water. It was opposing players. What? Who dumped the water on him. And then they shot him up with novocaine that made him a little sedated in Dippy. So kind of like ditzy because he was all shot up. The opposing. And then called it nappy water boarded him and then shot him with truce. I'm reading it right.

I am. It says Bill Reardon, a teammate. The young men were squirting water onto each other as they ran through the building. He heard his knee like twice, I guess. Evan slipped on a wet spot. Was always water fights and hurting his knee. Yeah. What is this? Like fucking the body. So he kept shotting up with shooting it with novocaine.

OK. All right. I think we got it. It's the anal. It's totally anal. Yeah, got it. All got it. 100 percent. But yeah, this this was a good Kirk Cousins game. I still think he kind of stinks, but he's a fine quarterback. I'm just still at times.

Dippy Evans. It's actually it's actually big that they won it without dealing. Yes. Right. Yes. And well, Chad Bibi, Chad Bibi is the new team after being the the goat. He went from the goat to the goat. They keep sending Joey Sly. I was going to say it. So Joey Sly, shout out, Joey Sly. This guy, he has the worst job in the world

because the Panthers are just good enough to always be in it. And then just bad enough to never get actually into field goal range. So in the last six games, they have trotted him out there to try to hit a game, tying or winning kick from 54 yards today, sixty seven yards against the Chiefs and sixty five yards against the Saints. They basically are just like, dude, we just like go out there, kicker fail. We are offense cannot get into, you know, that line field goal range. We will never get there.

So just go out there, kick it, and then we'll call it a day. Hit the show. I don't even think they have a line that they put up when Joey Sly is on your team because it could be from you could attempt to field go from literally anywhere on the field. Yes, Joey Sly. I would not be shocked if he had the leg to make it through the end zone, but missed by like 15 yards. Why did it left? Oh, man.

So Joey Sly, shout out. That's a terrible job that you have also really doing a good job. Jefferson. I haven't had any of them. Jefferson really good. We benched him. You guys don't care about our fans. Don't care about our fans. But I don't even care about our fans.

But we benched him for what's his name? Hinton for Kindle. We'll get to that. He said he's going to go out. I was I was riding high off the news of Taysum Hill, putting up numbers as a tight end last week. I was like, I figured out a way to hack the system. Kindle. Now we have a wide receiver who's also a quarterback.

Kindle Hinton is going to go. Yep. All right. Next up, we have Raiders Falcons. Just just when we started to give the Raiders credit and start taking them for real, they go and drop an absolute fucking egg in Atlanta. I don't know. I mean, here's a positive. I'll say something nice, Raiders fans. Nathan Peterman had five past attempts and he didn't throw an interception.

He completed three of them, I think. Yep. Three for five. So the game ended with Nathan Peterman and Matt Schaub on the field. Beautiful. Going back and forth. Just how they drew it off. And it stinks because we don't get a pick six with those two guys playing against each other and you don't get a pick six. I think it's like seeing porn stars with their clothes on in the same room as each other.

Like at the avian's when they get up to accept a warning, you keep hoping that someone's going to take their shirt off. Yeah, I guess like, oh, there's Johnny Sins and and Madison Ivy on the red carpet. One of them is going to get their pants off soon. Nope. And we didn't get to see a pick six. But Matt Schaub did get a quarterback save. So he has won the quarterbacks and one save on the year behind. James Winston's two.

I don't the Raiders. This is just a huge step back. I guess the actual spin zone here is the Raiders were so bad that you can just throw out the game tape. Like you weren't even remotely in this game. It was never a question. You you looked flat from from the beginning and Derek Carr. We'll talk about this, Dion, but little hands, little tiny little hands, Derek Carr.

If you don't think little hands matter, if you don't think hand sized matter, Derek Carr has played 105 games in the NFL. He has 63 fumbles and he's lost 31 of them. Pathetic. That is insane. And what's almost worse is now he's got that meme that follows him around every time he does something bad, the clip from last Sunday night, where he's like staring at the camera, looking like Jared Gough. And he's just looking like he's going to start crying his eyeliner off his face.

And so every time he does something bad, it's like, boom, that pops up on the timeline. What happens now? I saw Derek Carr's brother, not David, the other the third brother tweeted on Sunday night, last Sunday night, when they were playing the Chiefs. I kept a list and I'll be like calling these people out. What do you do now? What do you do after this game? Well, he's on good news for everybody that made fun of Derek Carr. Last week, his brother is on your list.

Yeah. I mean, like I told you so. I told you this guy stunk. That was a bad, bad game. I mean, the Raiders defense is just bad. Derek Carr is a big blocker on Twitter, too. I believe it. He's like the Ben Roethlisberger. I believe it. He ran his own account. Seems like his wife might run his account and just block everyone.

Probably. He seems like here, honey, have all my passwords type of dude. Derek Carr. Oh, he doesn't block me. How about that? Let's share. Let's share. Let me see. Let's share a, you know, an email. He shares an email address with his wife and answering machine message. That's definitely he doesn't block me. All right. Cool.

I'm going to follow your ass, Derek Carr. I'm going to follow your. If you're Derek Carr, it's got to be so much worse to get benched for Nathan Peterman than for Marcus Marriota, right? Correct. I would much rather see Mario to come in off the sidelines. I forgot to go with this guy. We need to. I put that in. Forgot he did, too.

Put that in like a Google Calendar, Jake. January 17th for Remember Marcus Mario. Yeah, just see if he's alive. It's my sister's birthday. There we go. Oh, happy birthday. Remember, remember Marcus Marriota on that day. Is that a Tuesday or Wednesday? What is it?

It is a Sunday. We'll be here. I don't know why I only give two options. It's a Sunday. We'll be here. So actually, sorry, no offense to your sister, Hank, but let's move it back. Yeah, let's go to actually, let's go to the following Wednesday. It seems like a Tuesday, Tuesday. It seems like a Tuesday type for a Wednesday show. Wednesday is inauguration day.

Tuesday is the 19th. Oh, yeah, we're really going to have a lot to talk about. I'm going to be busy on that one. I'm just looking at my Apple Calendar and I had a dot. Are you saying the election is official? We're not talking about. OK, all right. Well, I'm just saying who said that. It pops up on the calendar.

You know how the holiday pop up on your Apple Calendar? So that's what came up. He didn't say who was getting inaugurated. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point. It takes it. All right. So put it in. That's Marcus.

It's a nice guy. Remember, Marcus, if you wouldn't you get re inaugurated. Yeah, you like double you pinky swear on the Bible. Fun fact. JPP could remember Marcus. Marriota Day. Got it. OK. I'm part of my take. Hank is curious. Well, Hank, explain to me why you're just screaming at the television.

I have the second half under twenty one and a half. There's twenty one points currently and the package just dropped an interception and the touch in the end zone. Yes, they did. So this is going to so Mitch is going to fuck. I like this formation. There's four guys and only three defenders. I think the bear should be a touchdown.

David Munker, they can't stop the game. The catch the game, the run, the catch, the screen. Wow, what a beast. All right. So the oh, they're going for two. Let's go. They're going for two. They need big cat. He's done the math. Matt Nagy has done the math.

Chart says when you're down by 18, you got to go for two. You got to go for two. Yeah, we're now we'll only be down 16 and Billy's teasers alive. Like he's everyone wins. And look at this, Billy, your teasers alive. I shudder to think what the spreadsheet looks like. Incorporating. Oh, I'm working right now. The bears now have they're going to be up 13 nothing in the fourth quarter.

That's kind of a slaughter. That's kind of a slaughter. All right, well, live for this two point versus this matter, Hank. Oh, it doesn't. No. OK. All right. So the two point conversion doesn't matter. Matt Nagy drew up his best play and it. Very nice. Wow. Sixteen.

I'm going to tweet the eyeball. You know, you guys are just going to run out of time in this one again. Yep. I'm going to tweet the eyeball emojis real quick. That one's going to feel good. Billy, so when have you started working on your teaser spreadsheet? Yeah, after the success of this week's can't win Parley. Uh huh. Honestly, it's probably the most successful.

Shout out, you dude. I'm sorry for hating on it. Dude, it's working. We perfected it. You killed it. You perfected it. It won, you know, on a hundred dollar bet. It won a hundred and twenty four dollars when you when you open up the spreadsheet for the first time and you're putting the formulas in, do you get clippy? The Microsoft Office logo pop up and be like, hey, it looks like he's screaming.

It looks like you're going to spend all your money. Looks like you should throw your computer into a lake. It worked. I mean, it worked. It worked. I mean, as Buster once said, the only difference between a fool and a visionary success. And we have that is something Buster said. So you're calling yourself a visionary. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished.

So actually check it out because we're going to do next week and it's up for the year. This would be hilarious. Pre-op somehow covered the spread. They could. All right, let's go to. Oh, yeah, the Falcons. Good job. Every year is the same now for the Falcons. They suck and then they get an interim head coach. Or I mean, I counted Dan Quinn after the buy as an interim head coach last year

and they put together some wins and everyone says, why are the Falcons so bad? They have such a good roster. And then next year we're going to be like, oh, you know who we should look out for? The Falcons. I look at the Falcons as a bad job. If I'm if I'm if I'm a coach that curse that's that's looking, you know, I might pick the litter next year. I don't think I would go to Atlanta. It is cursed. I would not. It is cursed.

All right. Let's go to Cardinals Patriots. Hank, are you back in? I sort of I'm rooting for a game cancellation, which would then add the extra two teams or what is it, four teams to the playoffs? I don't think it's four. Yeah, eight full teams. So one extra team, one extra team.

I'm rooting for a game cancellation. Like this, this this Steelers Ravens here. You got your eyes on it. I got my eyes on you. You got it on the ticker. One one cancellation equals Pats are back. If there's one coach in the NFL that would like no way to set away to seven.

I think I think it would be Belichick. Yeah. Yeah, I'd agree. All right. So Cam Newton won this game. Nine for 18, 84 yards, two interceptions. That's remarkable. He drew a big personal foul. He had you believe all these teams passed on cam. He had a 13 pass rating in the first half. I this is just a testament.

Remember, I told you this take last few weeks ago. I do think it's coming. Is this Bill Belichick's best coaching job? It might be. It is. You know what? This actually is Bill Belichick's best coaching job. I mean, his defense has stunk, but he shut down Kyler Murray, right?

And an offensive guru, Cliff Kingsbury, dude, football genius, Cliff Kingsbury was not able to score more than 10 points against this team. And it should have been worse because they got that flag on the crack back block on the punt return by Gunner. Yeah, the phantom call, which doesn't it still doesn't make any sense to me.

I don't know if it was the right call or the wrong call, but it looked as just somebody who was watching football like a normal football play. It was completely normal, blocked this other person in his face at each other in their faces. And then if that's a penalty, they should just every team should have one floppy nerd that they send out on kick returns to just get blocked into the dirt and have it look like a penalty.

And then the reps will just call it because that's I think that's what half of penalty calls in the NFL are now. It's just like, does that look like it should be? Yeah, does that guy look like he's hurt? Yeah, like, I mean, with the Cam Newton penalty at the end of the game is kind of like that, too, where it looked like it was a penalty. But I don't I don't necessarily think that it even was a penalty.

I agree. He was a great judge and he was a runner. I agree. What are you going to say? It's nature. Body craves contact. Body does crave contact. Is Cliff Kingsbury a good coach? No, when I when I call him an offensive genius and a guru, I'm I'm not saying that seriously in cheek. Yes. He, yeah, this is the Cardinals are now one Hail Mary away

from a four game losing streak. Like they haven't been playing good, right? And they do have a ton of talent. And so what's going on? I don't know. I feel like we've anointed him a little, maybe not us personally, because we've been calling him a membo and saying that he just wants to get sucked off going home from P.F. Changs. But still, it does feel like Cliff Kingsbury.

I don't know. Not that good of a coach. I don't think he is. Yeah. It is crazy. He's not that hot. He's not that hot. It is crazy how bad the Patriots defense played well. That that goal line stands to end the first half. It's crazy, though, how bad both quarterbacks played. And this game was one of those games

that's like Red Zone forgot about it. We didn't see it much. It didn't seem very good. But the Patriots, I think the Patriots are going to do this. They're just going to go back and forth like this. I think Belichick likes playing against a quarterback who's a challenge like Kyler Murray. Yeah, he gets up for it.

He gets into the real weird shit on defense when it's an enigma that he has to solve. You know, like he he can only force himself to be so creative after 20 some years coaching if he's going up against like a traditional pocket pass. Right. Like Phillip Rivers again. He's like, oh, Jesus, I got to fucking figure out a way to pick this guy off three times again in the fourth quarter.

But when it's a guy like Kyler Murray who presents a challenge to him, that like that wakes him up. Right. His little football coma. Yeah, they're going to the Patriots are going to lose the Chargers next week and then they'll beat the Rams. The week after everybody. What's going on? They're going to win out. They're going to win out.

I just think they're going to go back and forth like this. They're going to like one game back, one game forth, like just go back and forth. What do you make of them? We don't know because that Texas loss still makes no sense. Yeah. All right. Let's see. Yeah. And the Cardinals, I don't know what to make of the Cardinals.

I think they stink. I'm now in the Cardinals stink. I'm sick of hearing about the Cardinals and being like, I think they're soft. If if Kyler Murray, you know, and Cliff Kingsbury put it all together, I think they stink. I think they're not going to make the playoffs, even though that's that's kind of hard to do,

looking at how bad the NFC, like the NFC East has changed the entire playoff picture. They have brought everyone to their level. Yeah, that's what we do. Because it just eliminates the entire. We're like quicksand, baby. It eliminates four full teams. And so when you look at the rest of the playoff picture,

you're like, well, where are we going to find the other teams? I think the Cardinals should only play games against the NFC West. They're so fun when they play the Rams. It's true. The Seahawks. It is true. That's good. The 49ers. Hank, do you need this at all or no?

No. Okay. You're out. Yeah, you're out. All right. All right. Next up, let's do it. Dolphins versus the Jets. Billy, you're out now. So the quote was with Sam Darnold and his three dudes at receiver, Adam Gase said, this is a chance for everyone to see what maybe it could have

been. He said that this past week, talking about Adam or Sam Darnold getting healthy. The three dudes at receiver getting healthy. The final stat line is 16 for 27, 197 yards. We'll always just look back and think, man, how great could we have been if everybody was just healthy? Yeah, two of them didn't get mono. Three points.

We could have had this. This could have all been ours. Three points. Everyone healthy, hyperdrive, three points. And Sam Darnold afterwards said, still super confident in Adam Gase. I don't know why. Is he saying that?

Because I think now everyone realizes that they're all hitching their wagon to Adam Gase, staying as the coach for the rest of the year because they want to complete the tank. So Joe Douglas wants to complete the tank, get Trevor Lawrence. Sam Darnold wants to complete the tank, get Trevor Lawrence so he can then go somewhere else

that's not the Jets. People are like, oh, he's going to go back up Big Ben in Pittsburgh. That would be the greatest thing to ever happen to Sam Darnold's career. But I think he wants to stay. Like Sam- No, I think he knows.

Like, get me out of here. So if I'm Sam Darnold, I'm probably doing the exact same thing where you have to act like you have Adam Gase's back for the rest of the year. Because if you don't, if you like publicly go against him and he continues to be the head coach,

then there's a chance. It's a small chance, but there's a chance that the front office looks at the problem at the end of the year and figures like one of these guys has the, and they take a side one way or the other. Now, I guess if you're Sam Darnold, you could say like,

if they want to point all their fingers at me and get rid of me and keep Adam Gase, that's great because I'll probably come back and beat Adam Gase as a coach of the New York Jets eventually. But I don't know, I feel like you just got to pretend to have his back. But I think what he's doing is he's like playing mom

and dad off each other a little bit because Gase was saying that, you know, he gave up play calling, took it back. Then there was a report that he gave it up again. But then their office of coordinator said that he wasn't calling the plays. And then after the game, Gase had to like, he had to explain that, yes,

he was still involved in the play calling. Yeah, this is Dowell Loggins and Adam Gase have done this in Chicago. They did this in Miami. Now they're doing it with the Jets. This is like his just traveling band of idiots. Yeah. They keep getting jobs.

I want to see Adam Gase get another job. I wouldn't even be shocked if he does. I would love to see the Jets extend Adam Gase. Yeah. How great would that be? It would be incredible. Hey, it spins on for Jets fans, at least Stephen Cohen's the owner of the match right now.

Yeah, there you go. So you're good to go. All right, and also I'm happy for Ryan Fitzpatrick because he came back and he played well and he got a win and that's cool for Fizzi. You know what, it just dawned on me. Here's why Adam Gase can't remember whether or not he's actually calling the plays or not

because he can't remember what he leaked to Manish Mehta as a lie in the New York Daily News. He can't keep his lies straight at this point and all his grudges straight. I agree. So like if the report comes out that he accidentally confirms that was originally a lie to try to fuck over a reporter who sucks, then he looks like a liar

in front of the press afterwards. So I kind of sympathized with that. Yes, yes, the Jets are just full on, just keep losing. Just keep losing. I don't think there's a Jets fan that isn't happy about these losses. Like they just want to keep losing. There's no, maybe Fireman Ed,

there's always one crazy who's like, oh, like we're gonna win this game. All right, the Packers are kneeling it and they brought out Rodgers to kneel it in our face. Finals 41-25, that fucking sucked a lot and it wasn't that close. But the run, we will always have the run. All right, Dolphins Jets, so that's Dolphins Jets.

Good on the Dolphins, they're still rolling. They have the Bengals next week. Then they have like a Gauntlet coming up. We'll find out how good they actually are. I think two of them might miss some time. I think two of them might miss some time. I don't know if that's an interesting thing. So it's two officially hurt?

Yes. I believe so. Also Frank Gore had 21 carries. Yeah. That's ridiculous. It is insane. He's gonna, Frank Gore might take his son's job as a starting running back in three years. He had 21 carries.

He's fucking, oh, love this. They're diving that backwards. Love this. The old Greg Siano. Yeah. A little NF, old black and blue. There we go. AFC North football.

Get him. Get him. Man, that was fun. Good fight, defense. Way to fight at the end there after the game is over. All right, let's go to Brown's Jaguars. The Browns, the Cleveland Browns, the Cleveland Browns are not gonna have a losing season

for the first time since 2007. That's good for them. Unbelievable. And they're good and they're gonna make the playoffs. They're gonna make the playoffs. The Browns are a good football team. They won't have a losing record for the first time since 2007.

That's huge. That's a crazy stat. Everyone should be rooting for the Browns. How do you not have one season? If you don't have a dog in the fight, like it's good to see a team finally make their fan base happy after a long time. A Browns playoff game will be must watch television.

What do you say, Billy? Quick question for you guys. Yeah. Where do you put the Browns next to the Raiders or the Falcons, two teams that you said you don't know who's good or bad? What's the weather? Yeah, give us the weather.

Give us a forecast. Playoff stretch, type of weather. Okay, so cold. Browns. Throwing a dome. The Browns, it's cold but it's in a dome. Is it cold inside the dome? Let's say cold game.

Okay, so the Browns. All right, so it's a 40 degree game inside of a dome for some reason. I take the Browns. The Browns and the Raiders are actually very similar teams. Derek Carr's better than Baker Mayfield but the Raiders don't have Miles Garrett.

That's pretty much how you'd sum it up, in my mind. They both can run the football like that. They're kind of similarly built except the Raiders defense has no one and the Browns defense has a top five defensive player. So that changes things. And a dude who smashed people with his helmet. I think they're actually very similar.

Even like Baker and David Carr are similar quarterbacks. Baker? In that, okay, Baker rules. He played well but he had a couple throws. He had a couple touchdowns that he should have had. That were very easy that he did not complete. But I mean, when you go to, excuse me, Derek Carr, he makes some boneheaded mistakes too.

Not even the touchdown throw that he missed, that fourth down throw, or third down throw where they could have just won the game right there and they couldn't fucking get it. Like, the Jaguars were spunky. What did my Frances to say? They're the best one in 10 team he's ever seen? So he said they are, the Jacksonville Jaguars

are the best one in 10 team of all time. That's in the history of the NFL. And so we had Jake look up who the other one in 10 teams are. Yeah, there's 16 in the last decade. Because this is a great take by Frances. Do you want to start earlier or most recent? Most recent. 2017 49ers.

That's Chip Kelly. 2016 49ers. That's Tom Sulla, they were good. They won their first game. 2014 Jaguars. Blake Bortles. No, before Blake. No, that was his rookie year.

Oh, it was? Yeah. 2014 Raiders. So the Jaguars have two of the top four. What? 2014 Raiders. No. 2012 Chiefs.

I couldn't tell you the core box on any of these. That might have been Brody Croyle. Yeah. And then 2010 Panthers. No, you know who that was? It was, wait, what is it? 20 what? 2012 Chiefs.

Oh, was that Tyler Palco? Dude, Tyler Palco with his Hail Mary against the Bears. Fuck yeah, that was a pretty good one in 10 team. Yeah. 2010 Panthers. I assume they're the first pick to get Cam the year after. Tyler Palco. I'm going to say, fuck that guy.

I'm going to say number one was the 2014 Jaguars. Because they were just rebuilding to come up and almost win the AFC Championship game in a couple of years. That was not Tyler Palco. It was not? No. Because they didn't play the Bears that year.

I remember Tyler Palco. Oh, Orton was on that team. Okay. This is, yeah. All right, who was the other teams? That wasn't the Tyler Palco game. I think that Brady Quinn was the starter. 2010 Panthers.

2010 Panthers. Who was the, was that? 2010. This is terrible that we're doing this. Oh, that was, what's his name? Matt Barkley. No, Jimmy Colosson. Jimmy Colosson.

Jimmy Colosson. Yeah, and what's his name? Still has to retire. Yeah. He still has to retire. He said Jimmy Colosson was going to be. So those, yeah. So the Jaguars this year,

the seventh one and 10 team in the last second. Okay. The bottom line is the Jaguars have a one and 10 dynasty. Wait, we can figure this out. Who, what did those teams end up? Stand by. Okay. Cause that would be the easiest way to figure it out, right?

Yep. Like if one of those teams ended up four and 12, they have to be the best team. The Kansas City was two and 14. They were two and 14, yep. All right. So that's an interesting debate. Where'd you think you'd get that type of debate? Nowhere else.

Sports Pope. Yep. Great fucking debate. What a debate. 27, 47 and $49 ended the season winning five in a row. There you go. All right. So that's the first one.

You're wrong. It started at one and 10 and finished six and 10. You are wrong, my princess. That's the best one and 10 team of all time. 27, 49. I don't think a team, it's impossible for a team to be better than that. You can't.

You cannot be a better one and 10 team. Yeah. That's all right. So there you go. The 72 Dolphins of one and 10. What year was that? 2017. It was CJ, Beth or Brian Hoyer and Jimmy G.

No way. Jimmy G was all the way. Oh, that was Shanahan's. Was that his first year? Shanahan was that coach? Yeah, that was his first year when he was starting to put it all together. I actually remember that.

Oh my God. That team. That Bears 49ers game was in the snow. It was so fucking bad. It was 15 to 14, the final. Yeah, it was so bad. I bet you you can go back in time to old part of my takes and listen to us talk about that 49ers team.

I think at the time we were even saying, this is a building something shitty team. Yeah. Because that's the year that they played the Rams in a Thursday night football game that everybody thought was going to suck and ended up being a shootout. We're like, damn, this team's really good for you.

Yes. So yeah, Mike Francesen doesn't always talk about it. You're wrong, Mike Francesen. Did Galopolo take over at the back end of the season? What a debate. Yeah, wow. Wow, that was fun. Are we like actually doing sports now?

Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean, well, that was a great thought starter. What are the best one and 10 teams of all time? Yeah, that game, oh, fuck. I remember that game. It was everyone was slipping around. That game sucked. All right, let's see.

Where are we? Oh, Brown's Jaguars. Mike Lutton wasn't terrible. He was pretty bad. He was pretty bad, but he was like, he looked like he had played quarterback before. Whereas Jake Lutton, maybe not. And then after the game, they fired Dave Caldwell,

their general manager, which can't, that can't be a comforting thing for Doug Morone. No, I think Doug, you don't know this, but Doug, I think Doug, he knew at the start, he knew at the start. He's cool with this. This is how it's going to go. My question is like they're letting him do it. Why did they fire him right now?

I guess they want, they want to hire a new guy to look for the next Doug. Yeah, fresh blood too. That feels good. Yeah, they want the first pick where everyone was going to want to go to the Jaguars. Also credit to Jarvis Landry. I feel like Jarvis Landry sometimes gets lumped in

with Odell Beckham, but Jarvis Landry, going back to member hard knocks, we talked about changing the culture. I mean, he's a, he had a huge game. He's a dependable guy. Like he is, he has changed the culture in Cleveland. So he should get a shout out for that. Cleveland, again, they're eight and three.

What else can you say? They're an eight and three football team in Cleveland. You should be extremely happy about that. It is also fucking awesome watching Nick Chubb when he gets a block and you're just like, oh, here he goes. And it just, some teams just make running the ball sexy. The Browns are one of those teams.

Yeah, it's because they've got a beast offensive line coach. Turned you on. Wait, he's not the offensive line coach. No, Bill Callahan. Oh, I think you're talking about, what's the name? Oh, no, no, no. Tony Wiley, who was- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, fuck, what can we think? Bob Wiley. Bob Wiley. Bob Wiley, yeah, yeah. Bill Callahan is the best offensive line coach in the NFL and he is the Browns head coach. Yes. Or the Browns offensive line coach.

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Gave up the run. Saints Broncos. Kendall Hinton, one for nine, 13 yards. That sucked. I don't know why the NFL did that to them. I don't know why we can move all these games, they don't move this game. That sucked, but here's something,

and I don't want to be mean to Ryan Leafy, who has been on this show before, but Kendall Hinton, that wasn't the worst performance. Ryan Leaf had a game in 1998, where he went one for 15 for four yards. And Kendall went, what, one for nine for 13 yards, but he had more interception yards than passing yards, and he had twice as many interceptions

as he did completions. He had one completion today. This game was essentially, if you ever wondered, like, hey, what would it look like if Army and Navy played with NFL uniforms on? Well, this was the game for you. It was kind of like that. 77 runs, 77 runs,

and Taysum Hill was nine for 16 for 78 yards, so less than 100 yards passing total, and 77 runs. Yeah, it was tough, and then Billy was saying that, if we got into it, Billy, you were saying that you could do better than Hinton. No, I mean, it's not true. No, if there was like, like a lot of under routes, check down.

Well, that's, you know what's crazy? They didn't do that. Yeah. Like, it was crazy. They came out and they just started bombing it. I don't know why they didn't try to give him a bunch of, maybe because they thought, well, the defense is going to be all the way up anyway,

but it was weird that they didn't give him some like bubble screens. That's Pat Shermer's offense. He was just like, you know what, we're going to do what we did. Dude, even the pop pass so we can get a completion. Yeah, it looked like it. Play action.

I mean, Duke's that the intern for Barstel Betts, he was saying like, yeah, it was a play action quarterback in high school. So I was like, so you're just going to hitting wide open receivers in short yards. You burned them. You burned them. Yeah.

So I was like, why did they do that type of stuff? Well, because the, I mean, they didn't actually think that he was going to throw. He threw it nine times. But like they could have, well, yeah. They ran the army off, but Billy, when I threw it, when they had to throw it. So Billy thinks that he could complete a bunch of like

screens, check downs, some crossing routes, some unders. The thing is, I think that I think that me and big cat could actually be a better NFL quarterback right now than you would right now. Because you are good enough to think that you can complete passes. Me and big cat would not even try to complete a pass. No, we would just run backwards.

I would just do shovel passes. Yeah. Maybe a pop pass here and there. I might punt. I do the Matt Ryan did a two-handed shovel pass today. I do that. Can I say, I did not appreciate the Tim Tebow slander. Oh, the Broncos have played before without a quarterback

before. Yeah. All the big J's thought they were being clever. No. Oh, who? Did he say, I don't make that joke? I don't think so. Everybody made that joke.

I saw a handful. Everyone did. You know, Elway thought about playing for a second. Well, they tried to get a coach to play. Yeah, they should have let their bat with their quality control wide receivers coach or whatever. They should have let him try to get in. Bortles, the bottom line is Blake Bortles

should have been in a bubble this entire time. Correct. Like we suggested. He would have lit him up. Before the season even started. Yes. This is why you sign a Blake Bortles. Of course, if you have him in your facility,

he's a social butterfly. Everybody loves him. He's going to be, if one person in your facility has COVID or tests positive, you know that Blake's going to get it because he's everyone's best friend. It's not his fault. So you need to just keep him isolated, keep him in a bubble. He would have gone out there and probably beat the Saints.

Yeah. This game was crazy, though. I mean, it's it is nuts that they can move all these games. And then then the Broncos don't have a quarterback. And they're like, yep, we're going to play under the rules. Yeah. We're going to play. It is.

It's insane that they that they are playing this game when they've backed up other games beforehand. And the NFL just needs to know that when it comes to like every quarterback being out, I know you have a protocol and a protocol as far as I know is just a rule to limit things that dumb people think that you should do. But there should be an exception when your entire quarterback room is tested positive or they're being isolated.

And you should be allowed to bring in a swag Kelly for a game. Mm hmm. You should be allowed to bring back a Tim Tebow. Yes. Tim Tebow. Just give us something that we want to see to make it more interesting than having Kindle Hinton go out there. And just like, I mean, he wasn't even he wasn't even good enough

to be a starting quarterback at Wake Forest. No, dude, you know what they should actually do? They should have Eli Manning in a bubble for the entire year and he's all time quarterback. If you need him, he's there. Yeah. That would be awesome. Who wouldn't want to see Eli go back out there for one more game?

I would love to be like, Eli, none of your bad stats count against you. All your good stats count. So like literally past completions count in completions don't interceptions don't touchdowns do. I like before the game that the the team Twitter account was like, let's go out there and have fun today, Broncos. Unbelievable. I mean, it's unbelievable.

It's yeah, it's crazy. Real football guys don't enjoy having fun. It's crazy. You know, you know, it's fun making somebody else not have fun. Yeah. So the Saints are also, though, like you can't judge them off this game, but they are peaking at the right time. Taysom Hill is doing a good job in Drew Brees absence.

I have a stat for you, PFT. I hate to say this stat. Some people will say I'm being biased. Some people will say I have an axe to grind. This is just a stat. Those statistics don't lie. Would you say that? I'd say numbers never lie.

Numbers never lie. So my stat is simple. Drew Brees has missed seven games in the last two years. The Broncos are or sorry, the Saints are 7 and 0. But more importantly, they are 7 and 0 against the spread. But the Saints don't lose against the spread in October. Well, they are 7 0 against the spread without Drew Brees. OK, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, seems like they're pretty good

when Drew Brees is an out there when he has a shoulder injury ribs. All his ribs, he just broke another rib. Yeah, thoughts and prayers. Oh, after the game, Vic Fangio said, I was disappointed on several levels that our QBs put us in that position, that our QBs put the league in that position. We count on them to be leaders of our team, the leaders of our offense. And those guys made a mistake. Well, it was Jeff Draskell who did this, right?

Jeff Draskell, Drew Locke. Who else? I mean, Blake. No, it wasn't Blake. Blake was doing his job. Yeah, it wasn't his fault. It was not his fault. Oh, Rippon, that Rippon guy that beat the Jets way to go. Rippon fucking ruined it for everyone. All right, next game, 49ers Rams.

Kyle Shanahan owns Sean McVeigh. Four in a row against Sean McVeigh sweep this year when he's got no one to play. Kyle Shanahan is such a good fucking coach. Like the fact that the 49ers actually could make the playoffs. And it's a long shot. They're five and six. But Kyle Shanahan is such a goddamn good coach.

Even he has them ready to go, scheming them up. You've got a million injuries, a million different running backs, different quarterbacks, different secondary. Doesn't matter. They're competitive and he owns Sean McVeigh. Even when they're bad, they look good. Yeah, look like they've got that spark there. Yes. Yeah.

Kyle Shanahan, great offensive coach, great. I mean, for some reason, his defense also plays exceedingly. I it might be like complimentary football. At times, but I thought like when Richard Sherman went to San Francisco, I thought, OK, he's going to be washed up. And he was like playing on that prove it deal that he wrote for himself on the back of a napkin. Well, like even Richard Sherman has played pretty decently.

I actually wrote down Robert Salah. Like now is the time that we start talking about him again. Yeah. Hiring defensive coordinators isn't cool anymore. But Robert Salah, let me tell you something that is cool. He's on the top of my list of dudes that will headbutt one of his players after a big play while they're wearing their helmet. Yep. He's up there. He's a fucking jacked up type of guy.

He brings the inner. You know what he brings is he brings the juice. He brings the juice. Bring your own guts. So yeah, if you're there, there will be a there will be a head coach or a general manager that looks to go with the defensive route this off season. And they should hire Salah. I think that he's clearly the best defense coordinator.

And I don't know what to make. Like the Rams offense when it doesn't work, just falls apart. And then Aaron Donald, like this is why Aaron Donald is Aaron Donald is the Rams offense was bad today. And then all in like the like a two minute stretch. Aaron Donald basically changes the game with a with a hit force fumble touchdown and then a sack on the next drive that leads to a touchdown. Like that's why he's Aaron.

Like he can actually just completely change a game in like two minutes from his position. And when you have a great tackle blocking him, sometimes it looks like it's a tight end trying to block Aaron. Yes, he's just a terrifying player to go one up against. What do you I so I guess this was kind of a not a to be expected. But it does make sense. Like the Rams lost to a division opponent off of a big win. Do you think like is there any shine coming off the Rams?

The dark horse they could contend the the other sees so fucking wide open. I think no, so I don't even look at this as that much of a knock against the Rams because his own bike out because the 49ers are really well coached team. And they're four and two on the road. Sean McVeigh is going to be so scared to just reply to any of Kyle Shanahan's texts or talk to him. He's stealing something from me. Yeah, maybe he's got like he's actually tapped you. He's got you tapped.

He's got your house tapped. All right. Finally, we'll get to Dion. And then we'll do we'll finish up with some football guy of the week and some baby brawn. Chiefs box. Oh, boy. Patrick Mahomes turns out he's pretty fucking good. It's still the first quarter of that game right now that it lasted so long.

Tyreek Hill had like 200 yards receiving in the first quarter could not be stopped. I think he had like 60 fantasy points in the first quarter. Yeah, it was insane what they were doing. And Tony Romo started a joke around saying that Tyreek Hill could have a thousand yards receiving in a game. I actually think that Patrick Mahomes could throw four thousand yards over the course of the game. That might be a different conversation, but I actually think that it could be done. Yes, I actually agree with you.

I hate to do this to myself, but Patrick Mahomes had three hundred and fifty nine yards passing in the first half. The Chicago Bears have had that once in a game since 2015. Yeah, that's fucking stupid. And he makes it look easy. He makes it look so easy. Big Ed, do you think that you could throw a football a thousand yards during the course of an NFL game?

So I'm saying like as this game is going on, you're out on a football field on your own. But you can only throw the football while the clock's running in the game. Yes, a thousand yards. Yeah, that's what I mean. You could with you have to go get it. Yeah, yeah, no, you throw it. So you'd have to go. You'd throw the ball like 20 yards, then you jog up to the ball, get the ball,

throw it 20 more yards and keep going like that. Yeah, dude, you know, you're not to the maths, right? That's 33 throws, 20 yards, 33, no, 30 yards. I throw 30 30 yards, 20, 30 yards. That's a fair with the running. Yeah, you absolutely could do that. And without it, you get so tired. Without it, here's actually a crazy talking about.

That's like how many game minutes are there in an NFL game? There are 60. No, no, I know. But like you're saying actually while the clock's running or you're saying while there's action, because you know how there's 11 minutes. Yeah, so that's what I was talking about. OK, that's what you're talking about during plays. Yes, I still could do it. I don't know. Yeah.

Yes, that would be an interesting test. Now, here's a fun stat. Do you know who has the most passing yards ever in an NFL game? Oh, bless you, Billy. Who? Norm Van Brokling. Oh, it's not like broccoli in 1951. He had 554 yards. That's the record.

It's crazy that that record has not been broken. Wait, what? Yeah. How is that the record? I thought someone had really. Yeah, they probably burned him at the stake after that game in 1951 as a witch. Oh, it's probably he was playing he was playing he was playing against a bunch of white defensive backs. So it was probably really easy for 554 is the record.

I never would have guessed that. That feels that feels crazy. Matt Schaub had 527 yards. 1951. Alaska and Hawaii weren't even states. And that's when the NFL passing records. Derek Carr has 513 yards. I always see tape from that game. You break it down all 22.

What do you make of the box? So because they are now they went six and two and now they're one and three. And I'm not I'm not going to put it all on Antonio Brown, but they're one and three since they brought it. Yeah, I mean, that's again, that's just a stat. Gronk looks good. Tom Brady, like it alternates plays for him sometimes. He can look like the worst quarterback in the league on one play

and then like a top five guy on the very next. Well, do you know it's it is it like it's Bruce Arians. Bruce Arians offense, they throw picks. I don't know. I just it's crazy to me that you got Tom Brady. You have a championship window. You have all these guys. Why wouldn't you let Tom Brady just be Tom Brady?

Just be like Tom Brady, you run the offense. You know the offense. Let's stop going deep all the time. Just fucking let's do it. Let's run the off. That would make a lot more sense. Make a lot of sense. I'd feel a lot better about the Bucks chances.

If that were the case, but it's not the case. Bruce Arians, like everyone who plays for Bruce Arians throws the interceptions. That's just how it goes, especially in year one, right? Year one is the interception year where you get it all out of your system. So I yeah, I mean, I I don't trust the Bucks. I don't I like it seems like they're running out of time

to like figure it out. You know what I mean? Like one of those teams where you keep saying to yourself, oh, they'll figure it out. They'll get it together. They'll figure it out and it's just not going to happen. I do want to I want to put one in Tyran Matthews earhole, though. OK, I love Tyran Matthew and big honey badger guy.

OK, he's one of the most electric players to watch on defense, has a nose for the football yet interception today. And he slid instead of getting tackled by Tom Brady. He slid at Tom Brady's beta move. I don't know if that was like showing respect for Tom Brady. It was the third quarter. You can't do that. Yeah, you've got to you've got to try to truck stick. Tom Brady, you have to.

You have to. There's no excuse for that. And the Chiefs are starting to round in a form of the perfect time. Are they going to go 15 and one? Are they going to go 15 and one? Maybe Broncos win at Dolphins probably win. Oh, Saints at Saints Week 15. Is that will be back for that one? Well, if he is in the Saints, we'll lose. Yeah. And if he isn't good job, I I actually think that the Dolphins might beat him.

I don't know, man. I don't know. The Chiefs, they just they the Chiefs are one of those teams now where and it was weird. This game is actually weird because they they it felt like they were going to win by 100 and then they let the Bucks come all the way back in. Shout out to anyone that Bucks plus three and a half. But the Chiefs do feel like a light switch team where they could be down and just like, all right, let's flip it and we'll win.

And it will be good always because you can like you can figure out a way to get Tyreek, kill the ball, throw it and then he just runs faster than anybody else. Like that, that they threw for an ice. They ice the clock with it with a pass that never in your mind was in doubt. Right. Like that's oh, that's a perfect play. They can do that. It's crazy to watch and then a different sport. And then after the game, we have to give an update on this because Tom Brady picks and chooses who he shakes hands with after the game.

He did shake Patrick Mahomes hand. But I saw a tweet that said that he was not wearing a mask when he did so. So Brady might be trying to get Mahomes sick. And he just respects Nick Foles so much that he doesn't want to risk transmitting into anything to him. That's why I enjoy and Jared Goff. That's why he sprints off the field instead of acknowledging him. Yes, I do love those weekly updates on whether or not Tom Brady shook somebody's hand.

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We have our good friend Coach Prime on the show week 12 in the books. A few things we've got to talk about. So I'll go chronologically the story from the early slate. What the fuck happened to the Raiders? And do you think that this is a derailment that's going to, you know, they were the the team that everyone said, watch out for the Raiders after they went toe to toe with the Chiefs and they get punked by the Falcons. What do you make of that?

I didn't have enough guts to pick the Falcons. And I think I said that on the football football show, but I really felt good about them. The Raiders defense is hot garbage. I mean, hot garbage, hot garbage, like straight out of the microwave. And you know that one thing about the Valk is they have an offense that's impeccable. They're pretty darn good. They could score on anybody.

They just can't stop no darn body. And they had the advantage of a home game and the Raiders are down the middle of the role. They're really not that good, but they put up a fight. They play hard every week. But defensively, they ain't going nowhere with that bull drunk, man. Well, they got Raheem Morris and he's coached them to four and two down Atlanta. Do you think that there's a chance that they keep Raheem around after the season's over as the full-time head coach?

Nope. It's a good question, though. I would love them to. I would love them to. If you went out, it's going to be a concern. You really got to make that decision. But I don't think they will. I would love them to because I think he's had experience. He got a raw deal there in Tampa and he's a good guy.

Guys like it. The only reason I kind of agree with that, although I feel like he's definitely played himself or coached himself into consideration. But if you have an owner like Arthur Blank, your last hire was a defensive guy. You're probably going to go with an offensive guy because you're like, well, last time it didn't work out. So I'll just do the opposite of what I did before. But they need a defensive guy.

They do need a defensive guy or you need a. Honestly, man, if they could somewhere, somehow convince a guy like Rex Ryan to come out and take over the defense, they would be phenomenal. Oh, I like that. A real defensive mind to do something with that defense. That's the kind of guy that you need. So one last note on this game.

And we've had this disagreement before, but Derek Carr fumbled three times. He has small hands. Small, really small. He has small hands. You got to stop. He has small hands. He's got like kitten mittens. You don't care about that.

Stubs, you we had this whole talk about small hands. First of all, what is a small hand? A below what is really a small below nine inches? There's a certain size. You know, it's small hands or does it the look of a small hand? It's it's nine inches or smaller. You know what you know what small hands look like. I've I've shaken a couple of small hands before,

but I don't really know what a small hand looks like. I know what it feels like. I don't know what it looks like. It's science, though. It's not like a quarterback can't throw and he's fumbling because he has a small hand. I've never heard that. I do think that guys, certain guys, like Aaron Rodgers, for example,

Aaron Rodgers, he'll get hit and the ball will just be stuck in his hand because he has big fucking hands. I do think that's not I think there's a little small part of it. Not no pun intended with the small, but Derek Carr been playing great this year, but in terms of ball security and I'll have we'll have our stats guy pull up some stats for you. But in terms of ball security, that is an issue. Oh, do Carson Wentz have big hands?

Because his ball security is hot garbage. I don't know. Yeah. He just thinks Derek Carr has fumbled 60 times in his 104 games, 28 lost 60 times. That's a lot of fumble. He's got a small brain. That's different. There are different parts of your body that can be small

that adversely affect your ability to play football. But there is something like, you know, you think that for the last, like 50 years, they've been looking at hand size just because they're like, they have no idea what they're doing. A fetish. Do you think they got fetish? They might have a hand size problem. Dick to the hand size. I've never seen a guy not get drafted because of his hand size.

I've never seen a guy not get drafted because he didn't run the three comb drill. Right. It's like some stupid stuff that they do to come back. I never seen a guy not get drafted because he convinced to 25 five times. Never seen it. It's just some of the dumb stuff that they do in NFL. I agree with you.

I do not think if a guy is good, who cares how big his hands are. But there is a concern with the fumbles and that is directly correlated with his hand size. Whatever. I'm right. You're wrong. It's fine. Let's move on to a different game. What do you make of the Tennessee Titans tractor Cito? So we we've been talking about it for years. Derek Henry gets better as the season goes along.

Is there something to be said for a defense later in the season? Maybe it's November, December, your body's banged up. You just don't really want to tackle him the same way. Is there something about him getting better as the season goes on? You know, we just interviewed him on the segment I call Give Me Five. We just took five minutes from him this weekend and he came on 21st and Prime and this guy here, man, I think he's a phenomenon.

I really think he is a treasure in NFL that is underappreciated because he is consistent as it comes. He's know he's going to get eight in the box. Everybody's going to be outside man to man. So he's making a whole team better. Receivers got to win. You got one on one's on the dirt outside. But they are really doing. But this team is so unpredictable.

The defense is not as good as it was last year. So they're middle of the road. I did not pick them to win. But had I known Derek Henry was going for a buck seventy eight. That you cannot rush for one hundred seven eight yards to lose. They don't even go together. He does he is unbelievable. He does look like he's been running hard of the last couple of weeks.

Like I don't know if the defense is like big cat says or getting tired later on the year or if he just like finds that next gear as the weather gets a little bit colder. But like people people don't want to tackle Derek Henry anymore. And we saw the exact same thing last year. So I think it's probably going to continue. Yeah, I think it will too. And I told him that he and I played against each other.

I would have formed. Yeah, you would have said that before. You would have said I would have. You would have dove at his shoelaces and he would have stepped over you like Alan Iverson over Tyron. When I really told him that he would have never done me like Josh Norman because we would have never got in this situation. But no, but seriously, this is an honest question.

Being in a locker room late. I mean, you were on good teams. But no, maybe when you're on the Falcons, if you get to later in the season, is there a mentality it's not talked about. But is there a mentality of like, fuck, I don't really want to tackle this guy anymore. No, no, no, only thing that was a phenomenon when I was with the Falcons, when we were hard garbage early in my career,

we call it a bowling. OK, what bowling means is we won't, you know, when somebody can't bowl, they put the rails up on the sides. The uppers, yeah. The ball was staying in bounds. Yep. So what we did, everybody stood on the edge of the field on the sideline because we don't want nobody to go out of bounds because we want the game to be over as soon as possible, especially the way.

I like that. I love that. What about so we went bowling? Keep the clock running. What about the Bills game? So the Buffalo Bills, they won, but they have an issue that they need to address at some point, which is they do not know how to defend against a Hail Mary. They gave up two catches on a Hail Mary today.

One of them counted. The other was a pass interference and then, obviously, the Deondre Hopkins from a couple of weeks ago as a defensive back. I mean, I probably shouldn't ask you this because I skyed above you and caught a ball over your head a couple of weeks ago. But what was your mentality? Well, there's film out there where you can watch if you want to. But what was your mentality in defending against like an end of game situation

where it's a Hail Mary? First of all, I've made the defensive back coach put me in the back in the middle so I could get the ball in accepting the run all the way back. I was not taking a knee. Second of all, if you got defensive backs that cannot or not ball savvy, most defensive backs were bad receivers early on. What I would do, I would take the receivers and put them in the back three all the way across the goal line and let those guys who are normally

known for catching the during football go catch the during football. Yeah, that's what I would do. That's the kind of coach you got right now. Jackson's day. That's I think it's a decent strategy unless they do the thing at the Dolphins did and then you're stuck in a situation where you're tight end is now your free safety. Then you're kind of fucked. I would not put my tight end back there.

No, no reason. All right. Biggest game of the of Sunday, the Bucks and the Chiefs. What the hell do you do to stop Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill? That was insane. He had 13 catches, 269 yards, three touchdowns. Patrick Mahomes had 300 yards in the first half. What do you do?

What what do you do to try to stop them? Doubling. You're doubling. Everybody else got a man up. You're doubling and then you put somebody in his face, bump him and doubling. That's all you have to do. So I double him, take him out of the game and say he's not going to beat you. If anybody let Travis Kelsy beat you, man, it's a slow day.

You don't want to have an expedition depth with this guy being in. I feel sorry. You know, I'm a defensive back of defensive backs 24. I don't even know his name right now, but I feel bad for him, man. Straight up. Like I guarantee his phone was ringing off the hook or blowing up with means and everything because it was his birthday. We call it birthday.

Like when I'm coaching right now and I coached the office like I did last night. If I see a vulnerable cornerback, all I do is say birthday, birthday, right birthday rabbit means we going to blow him out like a candle to the right side. And that's what they get. They bless that kid. Man, I feel bad for him. Walk me through this from a defensive perspective, because I always say like it's really easy to say like, oh, wow, if you're playing against the bucks,

for example, you got a double team, Gronk, you got a double team, Mike Evans. You got a double team, Antonio. You have to double team everybody. How many guys can you actually double team during one single play? Two. We played, we played the Vikings years ago when I was with the Cowboys. We had a double, double. You got to understand he had Chris Carter, Randy Moss. And then he had Jake Reed.

We double, double. Then I may end up Jake Reed alone, which was a great scheme. We, we lost, but it wasn't, it wasn't a defensive fault because we played an adequate game that week, but you could probably double up to two guys. What's the stat line if you go one on one with Tyree kill? I'm praying. So does he catch? I mean, he's got to catch something.

He's going to catch. You got, you can't even ask me that. I'm trying. He doesn't beat you deep. No, no, no. I'm praying. So 50 yards, no touchdowns. I'm fine.

I don't, I don't think you guys understand. You would lock him down to Jackie's. Tyree kill. I got, I got. I got a blue. I got a red jacket for the NFL's 100. And I got a gold jacket for the Hall of Fame. You can't even ask me stuff like that.

I'm praying. I got three jackets in the closet and I didn't buy either of them. So you never, you never gave up a big game to anybody. Oh, oh, that was the big game. What was the worst game you ever had? Atlanta. What was the worst stat line against you? I'm going to look this up.

We didn't really go into stat lines that way. Like it wasn't like that. We didn't even look at it. No, it wasn't. It wasn't like that back then. Randy Moss never got you. No, he never blessed me with a birthday. A lot of stat lines are deceptive, but like right now,

they really have it where you, when you were one on one with that guy, I played against guys and they had a hundred, but they didn't have a hundred when I was guarding them. Like a lot of times, like when we played against the Cowboys, when I was with a San Fran, when we played zone, I went to, I played regular either side. We played man. I went to Harper and they doubled Mike because Alvin Harper used to eat

them alive back in the day. So we doubled Mike. I took Harper and Merton Hanks took a Nova check and it was, it was over. I'm reading right now. Jerry, I did have his 225 yard five touchdown game against the Falcons. What do you mean? Wasn't it a whole film? Wasn't it a matter of fact, matter of fact, I really felt bad

because the other corner they want to switch. That's the Charles Demery game. I think Jerry scored five touchdowns again. Yeah, he did. That's basically what Tyree killed. He did today. No, my God, it's sad. You want to call time out for him and say, man, let me come over there.

No, I got it. No, you don't. Were you mad? Were you mad at Jerry Rice when you didn't shake your hand before that play? Because you really put your arm out there. You're like, hey, damn you. Now that was like Boxers like last night before the fight. And then you guys, I saw your commentary on the fight last night.

Matter of fact, I can't, we'll not wait to get to that this week. Matter of fact, I need to come on your show. You need to come on ours because we got to talk about that fight. Nate Robinson. Oh, oh, we got to talk about that. That was bad. This wasn't worth it. I'd say no.

I would say no. Not worth it. Maybe it's fresh. Maybe it's too fresh. Like my daughter, my daughter's sitting here right now, my grown daughter. And I know for a fact that if it happened to me, she would not look at me to say. No, no, you can't. No, you can't do it at some point.

It's just not even worth it because even if he won, like what's the, what's the upside? It's not as much as the downside. Yeah, you can't get knocked out. But the downs, like the way it ended is no way you could encourage your kid now and say, come on, son, you can't give up. You got to fight through it. Fight through it, dad.

Are you kidding me? That was bad. That was very, very bad. That was very, very bad. I feel bad for him. Yes, Dion, you and I have a little bit of beef, too, because you came at me on Thanksgiving Day, the highest of holidays. As far as I'm concerned, you had an issue, you had an issue with my macaroni

and cheese, my old family recipe that I make, the mayo and bread crumb mixture. You don't need cheese. That was not macaroni and cheese. It's just strictly male macaroni cheese. Did you see how it turned out macaroni cheese? Because it turned out pretty good. It was garbage. It was almost white.

The macaroni cheese was almost white and it wasn't in cheese. What was it? It was macaroni, breadcrumbs and mayonnaise. The Holy Trinity. I guarantee you, as soon as you ate that, you were straight to the toilet. Which you didn't see, though, was the after pick after I added five different types of cheese to it, Andy Reed style, and then baked a whole mess of mac and cheese.

Direct deposit to the toilet right after you made that. Yep. I was all plugged up. All right. My last question for you, Dion, the back to that Bucks chief's game. What, like at what point is it too late for the, for the Bucks to kind of figure it out on offense because it just looks clunky and it looks like it's not. Like, is there, can they at some point this season, can Tom Brady

walk into Bruce Arians offense, be like, let me just do it. Let me, let me run the thing that I did in New England. Like, let's, let's stop throwing it deep all the time. Let me beat Tom Brady and it will win. Can he do that or is it too late? I saw a statistic during that game the day. You guys may have seen it also. Bruce Arians, the great quarterback's, he's coached in the first year.

All of them had at least 15 picks. At least, I think 15 to 17 picks. So that's not good. That's not good management of an offense. He really needs to let Tom be Tom. Let him go out there and do his thing. I think they need to move Antonio in the slot. They got to get Antonio more involved because he's a dog, man.

And they're not using them right whatsoever. And put those other guys on the outside and just letting them work. But if you, Antonio is a game changer and a chain mover, man. And they're not, he is not nearly what he wants. We're, they're using him incorrectly. Yeah. I mean, it's just, it just, the whole thing looks a little weird and they have all the talent.

It does not look good. Yeah. Yeah. Tom doesn't look good. Where do Cam go from here? Last one. Where does Cam go? I don't know.

But yeah, if you were Cam, would you go somewhere and be a backup? Cause that's what he might have to do next year. That's what I'm like. Like, do they read? It's probably like five quarterbacks coming out of college. She's probably going to first round this year. There's some pretty good ones, but what do you do? Like the, what's going on right now?

Do you, do you do this over? Do you give him another shot? I think if you're Cam and it will be a blow to his ego because, you know, he's an MVP, what, five years ago is four years ago. I honestly think I would go to a great situation. Kind of a Jameson in New Orleans. Now obviously Taysum Hill kind of has changed that because he, he ended up being the true backup, but go somewhere where it's a great situation.

A team will have you. And if the, if the starter gets hurt, you basically are walking into a championship level team. You can't dress like that and come off the bench. That's true. You do have to. Yes. You're right.

You're right. That's a great point. It's a whole change. He needs to change his entire wardrobe. If he comes off the bench, I agree. You can't do that. You can't come, what situation might look like that across the NFL? Would it be like Atlanta?

Maybe? None. Uh, I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. I mean, you know, it'd be an interesting one is a, uh, like a Sean McVehr or Kyle Shanahan.

What about Atlanta? He's from Atlanta. Yeah. That's, that's basically why I said it, but then they do have an aging quarterback and a new coach who knows who that's going to be. But yeah, like how Shannon would be an interesting go somewhere where the coaching, you know, it's a system that, that you'll have success in. Everyone just picked the Packers, by the way, on NBC.

So I'm happy about that. That's great. Let's go, let's go. Um, all right. Well, Dion, thank you. As always, you look great in that hat piece wearing a peeky blinders hat. Uh, you look swaggy. I'm going to wear one third too.

So I appreciate you guys. Tyree Killhead would have like three touchdowns against you. Tyree Kill, three touchdowns against you. I'm proud. Okay. See ya. Okay. Let's wrap up the show.

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trim it to win it for a chance to win a special PMT experience. Your style made simple Phillips Narelko one blade. All right, football guy of the week, Jake presented by Phillips Narelko. So we've got four nominees. First off, Cowboys head coach, Mike McCarthy. This was late last week, but we couldn't include him last week because he came out on Monday. Yeah.

He pulled out of sledgehammers during Saturday nights team meeting and smashed watermelons like Gallagher to emphasize their objective. And he smashed his own brain after that with that, that shitty, uh, fake punt that he called. Oh man. Well, it worked because this is for the Vikings. Yeah, it was a Viking team. Um, so that's first.

Next, we have two football gals of the week. Okay. Gals can be guys. Yes. You clipped this one. The niece of ESPN reporter, Shelly Smith. This is awesome. She wants, she told the story that her niece once wore her ducks jacket to a

game versus Oregon state and got hit in the head with a chunk of ice, but it didn't knock her out and knocked her silly. All right, let's put this in. Put this clip in. Jacket, she got hit in her head and head with a chunk of ice. It didn't knock her out, but it knocked her silly. That was one of the most ridiculous clips ever. I was watching the game live and I was so confused when she said this, because

it's a national broadcast and she's like, Hey, funny little anecdote. My niece got hit with some ice. Yeah. And now, what? Now she's insane. And that's the rivalry. I wrote it in the blog. If you could do mad libs for what she was going to say next, I don't think

you would ever guess. And the whole look, she was like, the game was crazy because it was a fog game. Couldn't see shit. The announcers were literally like, and he goes back to pass. Wait, maybe he didn't pass. Like they were saying, you know, the play action was fucking everybody up. Yeah. And she was all bundled up.

Shelly Smith, she looked like an aunt. She is like that story is the embodiment of, oh, my crazy aunt did something weird, but in this case, it's like she went on TV and told a story about me getting hit in the face with a bunch of ice. It was very, very funny. Next, we have probably with the biggest story this week in sports, Vanderbilt kicker, Sarah Fuller, who became the first coach killer to play in a power five college football game.

Got her coach fired out. Is it wrong to say that? She played one game. Yeah. Derek Mason got fired. Yeah. Coach killer. And PFT squib kick Twitter really came out in full force.

Squib kick was, but yeah, it was a squib kick. I don't know. I don't know, like with the process of seeing what she was able to do and where the kick was going to go. How about like, it was a game plan went on, but it was a squib. And I think she hit it where they were telling her to hit it. I would have liked to see her try a field goal, but just thinks that Vanderbilt is so incompetent.

They got across midfield a few times. Did they? Yeah, they did. Barely. Yeah. That is so Vanderbilt to be like, hey, we're going to, you know, break this barrier and we're never going to get into field goal. Yep.

Lastly, you mentioned Robert Salah earlier. He said he wakes up in the morning on Thanksgiving and eats pumpkin pie as his appetizer. Oh, pie for breakfast. I don't know if I'd hire that guy. Real football guys don't even know that it's Thanksgiving. There's like, yeah, it's just another day with Will Mustchamp say Thanksgiving is a meal.

Yeah. My wife makes me come home one day, one day a year. Thanksgiving. Jake, did you do the, the burn of the ship's one? No, we had Tom Allen on a few weeks ago. Wait, what? Who burned the ships? No, no, dude, you don't listen to this one.

I'm just going to add one because this is actually sick. Okay. So there was a football coach in Western Boone in the middle of Indiana. His name is Justin Pooley. In order to motivate his players, he told him the story of Cortez, who, yeah, he's a terrible guy who canceled, he's canceled, listened to Cortez the killer by Neil Young, who burned his ships to motivate his men to fight harder. And what the guy did to motivate his team to win was named Dave Portnoy.

No, no, he bought a ship and burnt it on the lawn in front of the high school. He bought a full boat and lit on fire, bonfire to motivate his players to win that week. Are you sure this is real? Yeah. Yeah. He bought like he bought a speed boat and then blew it up, flare gun and take you miss this. I mean, I didn't see it on Billy.

Dude. Oh, who gives a fuck about pumpkin pie? He's burning a ship. Wow. This is about the validity of that. So Billy, in between you doing your other podcast and this show, where'd you find the time to bring up? Yeah, Billy, you're trying to fuck me, but you don't even do the sheets for them.

But Jake, I tagged you this on Twitter. Jake, it is a fair question. Do you think maybe too much time college basketball? Too much time bench bop? Go subscribe. I do love the bench bop podcast. Go subscribe. Our darling trying to get me to crack our darling Jake does a new podcast that he

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You guys should not question my lawyer. While you were out, Billy, while you were out of this actual studio, I don't know what you're doing. You're probably doing the bench bop. It's OK. Billy was like, can I start doing football guy the week? And we're like, yeah, sure. And then he's like, no, actually, no, no, no, no, I got finals.

It was he took he literally less than a second. He took control of football guy the week for a second. And then he was like, no, I don't want to do it. I'll just say no. This is pretty cool, because like the point of the ship was that they couldn't go home so they'd fight and play harder. Yeah, we get it. Yeah, we got that part. So do you think we should burn?

We know burning ships is, I think, pretty cool. Billy, I'm searching the name Justin Pooley on Twitter. He's a high school coach. It doesn't matter. You would think it would make headlines. Where'd you find it, Billy? Did you burn the ships? Did you burn a ship in front of your barn?

Someone just emailed me. I saw it. I saw it too. Is someone pranking Billy? That would be all time. It starts sending fake football by the way. Yeah, Dan Listinsky. Yeah, starts sending fake name. This would be so.

Oh, I'm going to have Billy's back on this one. OK, that's pretty sick. I think there was just a boat fire and the guy was like, I did this to motion. Yeah, he got his insurance money. That's pretty motivational. OK, all right. Well, either way, Jake, I found it. Yeah. And how'd you miss at Billy Hot Takes?

Check what this Indiana football coach did to motivate his team before their championship game. They adopted the motto, burn the ships alluding to Cortez. Who tweeted it out of Justin Polly? No, some guy. Dano coach 26. All right. That was 100 likes. So throw him in.

Take Mike McCarthy out because it's a week old. I do like the fact that this football coach bought like an extra ship, like a vacation boat and then lit that on fire to symbolize. We'll try to get him on. There's no wins. We'll get him on. There's no turning back now, boys. Billy, get him on. In Indiana, like for, yeah, there's no water.

No, we'll get a boat. Yeah. He's putting a boat in the middle. There's the canal. Lakes don't exist, Billy. I forgot about lakes. What? Are there lakes in Indiana? No, they're actually not. It's just a bunch of milk.

I thought it was just cornfields. I thought it was just cornfields. Yeah, people. Yeah, they have a background. I thought they were like farther north, right? And when they break open, they just kind of become a natural. Indiana does not border any finger lakes. I'm pretty sure about that. Any finger laks?

Not finger laks, great laks. Any lake can be a finger. Uh, yeah, it does touch it does touch Lake Michigan. Oh, it does. Yeah When you round, oh, it's a little part next to Chicago. Yeah, Gary, Indiana. Yeah, how many lakes in Indiana 86? Well, it's actually not that many legs. That's not that. That's not that and they could be large ponds Yeah, no, that's not that many lakes, but it is a significant. I mean, that's there are lakes All right, so don't be just vote for football guy of the week vote for football guy of the week We're gonna add that one in Jake is very distraught now. It's okay. I feel bad. I'm totally fine. Yeah, it's all right Jake, we love you. We love it. You can do your little podcast. You're a good son

Bench mob go subscribe. We love that podcast. All right vote for Phil Soroko one blade football guy the week. All right Let's do baby brawn and then we'll get out of here with who's back of the week baby brawn of the week Hank Can I combine mine? Dude, it's LeBron Is this the first time I have a question real quick before you do baby? Yes, I think the answer is yes Is this the first time he's ever watched sports? Oh, I thought you're gonna say is he doing this? I'm like, you know, he's just baby brawning every I know I think he's a listener Okay, this is the summer of brawn right now baby bra He's watching every sport because this is like this is his little vacation away from playing basketball

So he's just hanging out on his couch getting drunk every day. Yeah, he's drinking his tequila watching TV It actually sounds like he's probably having a great time But he's just amazed by everything that he sees. Yeah, it was I mean everything that he sees blows his mind So like someone who's high. Yeah, he might he might be my baby. Oh, he's on his new Tequila, he's a ship base all the time, which I guess is nothing new for him. Yeah He is my baby brawn of the week though. He's been tweeting out old clips of himself Kind of like you know doing the letter to me on Instagram. Yeah, I like that Hank But he's been tweeting, you know, there's been clips of him in high school and stuff that he's like quote tweeting and being like

Oh, man, this is crazy strapped for greatness young King Telling himself like from future advice from it's adult LeBron to his baby brawning baby brawn. Yeah, and he baby brawned baby brawn LeBron James Jr. Oh He Instagram like pictures of them working out and stuff that was gonna be my baby brawn would be brawny brawn He's my baby brawn of the week No, but you did LeBron James as a young brawn. He just did you said young brawn was brawny was brawn Baby of brawn brawn. I'm saying that brawn brawn is baby brawn of the week Mm-hmm, and also fine, bro. I always pronounce brawni is brony brony. Yeah, like like my little pony

Yeah, fuck my little yeah, it's brony James It might be I Don't know. It just makes me laugh. I always read it that way My other baby Brawn just is like he's an undercover brony. He probably is fuck the my little pony so he named his kid brony He I heard that LeBron James makes all the free agents at the sign wear tails underneath there. I heard that too. Yep Wait, what's that Billy Hank has a bigger what bigger what has a Hank has a bigger what you tell the email. Oh, yeah, is that what they're calling guys from the guy a really detailed email

All right, my wait, do you have another baby? I was gonna say my other baby brawn the week was Joe Biden's dog scout Oh, yeah, crossing him up. He's out here breaking ankles Yeah, he's catching ankles on Joe Biden I had to go to the hospital. He's got a foot injury which can be I mean Clay Thompson myself A lot of people tell you foot injuries are very bad. Well, he's lucky that dog didn't bite him Yeah, all right, my baby brawn of the week is Jarrett Patterson Buffalo running back had eight Touchdowns eight touchdowns like 400 plus yards 409 yards. I don't know how his coach pulled him

Unreal move. He actually said after he apologized to him. He just didn't know he didn't know but Someone has to tell him. Yeah, so this is what always amazes me about NFL sidelines and college football sidelines They don't have a guy that's on the sideline watching TV or just watching Twitter You should be on that sideline watching television and scrolling Twitter in a lazy boy Just to let your coach know about important situations like this where hey This guy could set all kinds of records if you just give him the ball one more time Could you imagine if you had like a Twitter watcher on your sideline? There should be just walked up to Matt Nagy I was like, hey, buddy. It's not going well. I mean

I'm gonna shoot you straight. It is not going well. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're trending. Yeah, Adam Gase is trending Walks up to Matt Patricia. Hey, man You just looked everyone's just saying that you looked shuffled by the way Matt Patricia getting fired Just totally under the radar like fire fire him after on a college football Saturday after Thanksgiving before Sunday Was in the fourth quarter of Michigan Penn State, right? It literally like that's that's the best time to be fired You you could very well Wake up tomorrow morning and not realize that Matt Patricia was fired until we just said oh, he was definitely fired But but but you know what I'm saying like you're what you're spending you're you're having a little mini break

You're watching college football. You're waiting for NFL NFL happen So he's not gonna lead on Monday like no one's gonna be talking about it Matt Patricia was fired There will never be anybody who is going to be more unemployed than Matt Patricia is gonna be in the next couple months He's gonna be the most employed guy of all time just like sweatpants all the time He probably won't put on a shirt. Mm-hmm. Definitely not one with buttons on it. Mm-hmm. His beard is gonna grow out What do they do with all the gear? He's gonna look like a walking Geely suit. What do they do with all the gear? Oh, he's probably been hoarding that for a while for like just he knew that this day would come That would suck though to like have to wear it like do you rid your closet of all the gear Matt Patricia is still absolutely gonna wear it

Cuz that's yeah, his free stuff that he got. Yeah He's got just like a desk filled with pencils that he's been squirreling away for the last two years and then Yeah, then just a walking closet of of lion's jumpsuits. Yeah, all right So Jarrett Patterson is my baby Bron of the week Billy. Do you have one? Yes, my baby Bron of the week and LeBron would totally do this but baby Bron Mike Tyson Cuz Mike Tyson showed out. He said he was high during the fight though. Yeah, but He's older than LeBron. Yeah, but I know what LeBron would totally be like yo Mike Tyson my baby Bron No, you don't understand baby run. I get it. I get it, but I think you might do that

LeBron be like, yo, baby Bron my Tyson Would you say that for some that's older than yeah, no, that's the thing. It's like he's cuz LeBron I'm like I'm LeBron. Maybe Bron is is okay Specifically for up-and-coming athletes who remind their greatness reminds LeBron of LeBron Yes, but that's the thing he was someone does something awesome and LeBron goes Oh, you know who else is awesome me exactly like Mike Tyson Mike Tyson fought a draw for a pay-per-view that was totally right and he was in his prime when LeBron was like 12 So exactly so I agree that I agree Billy that LeBron. You're doing who's that done that

Who's back LeBron might have done that it is Mike Tyson went out there and beat the shit out of him But it's like I joined you know, but I know he didn't draw Like I want to do it again. Roy joined user was like we go by the judge. Just do it. I'm scared Roy Okay, who's your baby, bro, Jake go ahead. Do you have a Notre Dame running back Kyron Williams? Oh, I see you hit him with the silencer to close out the game. Yes Reminds me of me. Yeah, hit him with the silencer. It would be totally LeBron to baby Bron Mike Tyson No, yes, it would no sense. It's as baby Bron in the week not theoretical. Yeah, baby Bron It's not Billy forgot to do this. I did I wrote it down. Yeah, I prepped it

All right, I would be funny. Who's back away Billy? I wait before we do who's back PFC. You had a real quick word from our friends screwball Yeah, but actually this is another who's back the week is screwball whiskey because I drank some screwball whiskey over the Thanksgiving holiday Same screwball. Did you hang you like to peanut butter stuff? Yeah Screwball whiskey on the rocks delicious. The holidays are looking a little different So why not mix up your go-to drink for a cocktail as well and a great way to do that is with screwball whiskey It's screwball peanut butter whiskey you can have a neat on the rocks or in your classic cocktail So if you're doing an old-fashioned, why not try a peanut butter whiskey go with screwball mix up a little bit

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My who's back of the week is Smoking dope slash getting lit before games and sporting events. Wow Mike Tyson. Oh, yeah, Mike Tyson After his exhibition that was a draw that he did not win He confirmed to reporters that he's high shit during the fight Apparently that's something he used to do like he would just you know Smoke weed in fight and March on Lynch came out and did an interview instead of used to take shots of Hennessy before every game Love it

I'm always amazed by any athlete that can do anything while they're high Mm-hmm. It is the most it's crazy to me that you can go out there and in box while you're stoned when I'm stoned I just like want to sit on my ass and like replay the events of times That like were either really awesome or really bad in my own head even you know, it's it's basically it's an e-sports So it's basically a sport, but like sometimes I'll you know, I'll smoke and play Call of Duty, and I'm not as good either Yeah, that's true. I you think in the Gula. Yeah, you think it's like yo, you know chill out So you're gonna be technically stimulant. You're gonna be great marijuana Marijuana is not a stimulant. It's it speeds up your heart rate. Jake. Can you look that up? Yeah, there's

Actually, I went to freakin drug classes. Oh, yeah, why no no like in school that like Just cuz you take a drug test Question is marijuana stimulant or he said make sure to remind big cat. He put the biggest jinx in Northwestern this weekend Yeah, no, I did Whoops. Yeah, might have might have gotten the boys a little too pumped up. Yeah. Yeah, whoops. Sorry reveal Very tough week as a dean of the College of Medieval. Yeah speaking of stealing stealing football guys Ravel was Just tried to self nominate someone who what well, what do you mean? He tweeted out like as big of a football guys There is in his Michigan State's guy with a fun name. Oh fucking. Oh, yeah, get a fun name cool

Yeah, you look like Draco Malfoy on that Michigan State Drake I did get high on Friday and I peed and I got it all into the toilet And I felt like I was a fucking sniper. No, I mean, I'm I like nailed it like all into the way Let me let me yeah, it's called jizz No, one has a stimulant as a result We can be classified as a depressant stimulant or hallucinogen. Oh So all the above It depends if you're smoking mids like Billy if it's ghost dog

It's ghost dog that shit is a stimulant if it's purple Rainberry Rainbow push that shit is it is a downer if it's and that's the hallucinogen. Yeah It's just anything you do you should do in moderation. Yeah, especially moderation My husband's back until Billy comes around and then it's a downer. Yeah My who's back of the week is short shorts and college basketball. Oh, yeah, we've been calling that I think we said like three years ago that they were starting to come back. They're fully back now There's like one dude on Indiana that started to bring it back a couple years ago. Yep now It's like James Wiseman was a short shorts guy

He was for three games. Yeah now There's probably like 40% of college basketball players are rocking short shorts It actually makes sense Athletically speaking it makes sense if you're playing a sport where you have to like dribble between your legs and also like get low and run Yeah, and not like get grabbed on to I've been saying yeah for years short shorts make more sense and basketball and they're cool I think they look cool. Yeah, my other who's back the week is journalism fights So Floreo and shefty

Yeah, Jake and Billy first of all Floreo and Schefter had an old-fashioned source off on on Thanksgiving night Trying to they were the funny thing was what they were arguing about was like the smallest detail possible Over when the Ravens would be allowed to go back into the facility to practice naturally and Schefter was like Sources inside the building say that they're not going back until Monday and then Florida was like That's what the Ravens think but it's not their call to make Schefter and then Schefter started quote tweeting him and now Floreo won't let go of it So he keeps as more information comes out

He keeps quote tweet dunking on Schefter and do love the eyeballs love so I think technically Mike Floreo was correct to say that the NFL was going to make the call as to when they go back into the facility But Schefter was also still correct that they wouldn't be going back into facility until Monday Which is what Harbaugh was telling him you guys think the game is gonna happen Tuesday Hank? I know that you don't want it to I'm not no I do I do actually it not that anyone cares, but I Have Pittsburgh defense for fantasy Oh, so that's more important than the Patriots What do you mean? Well, that's why you didn't want the game to happen

True Patriots fans. I yeah, Hank. You just want everybody to be safe, right? Yeah, if there's somebody sick No, the NFL right about that. Yeah, obviously. All right, my who's back of the week What I was gonna say you were saying earlier that? Harbaugh if he does get fired from Michigan should coach the Detroit Lions Yes, it's his only way to keep his legacy like to restore his legacy in the state of Detroit Detroit in Michigan, what about this? What if all the Harbaugh's went together? Yeah, and coached the Detroit lines like as a drawing Tom like a family. Yeah, I mean pretty sweet do it

Well, you say Billy No, my who's back is magic Johnson tweeting things 24 hours later So he the big fight happened on Saturday night And then he tweeted during the Packers Bears game praying for Nate Robinson And we all actually thought Nate Robinson and like went to the the hospital and something really bad happened And then I looked at Magic's Twitter and I realized that no, he's just replaying the fight Tonight 24 hours later because the the tweet before was last night

I watched the fight between Mike Tyson Roy Jones junior and then started giving his MVPs Which was everyone you know everyone won the MVP It's not necessarily a bad thing to do every now and again to just and knowing what Nate's going through It's like periodically tweet out praying for Nate Robinson. He's gonna need that over the next couple years His sneakers were cool. They were that was all I had Billy we want you to beat up which Paul Jake we want. Yeah, he's tiny. Can we have you beat up Jake Paul? I will fuck up Jake Paul hundred percent. He's small. Just I need some time to actually learn how to box

But he will he will legit. He's not six one own your fucking Jake Paul. No, this guy beat up me Robinson. Yeah, they Robinson. He will fuck you off He's five seven at the tallest. I looked at a picture of him next to Dave Fortnoy and they were exact same height dude. I How tall is Nate Robinson? How tall is Dave? I've walked around. He's just as tall as PFT. He's how tall is PFT? five Me he's a five nine depends on the shoe wear Like I know Jake Paul would probably never fall height is listed as six one

So Billy he's not actually six one So this is where we get into the genius of Billy's mind because Billy thinks that if he can prove that Jake Paul is Shortered like a smaller creature than Billy is Like that means that nature Rob Billy can defeat him my my reach on him. I was watching the fight Nate Robinson couldn't get close to him I have a bigger reach than Jake Paul I would totally be able to pick him out from the outside just saying I know it probably never happened because Who the hell am I to try to fight Jake Paul?

But like I was like thinking about it. I was like I could fucking fight I think we should market you as like a long-lost Paul brother that got caught out of like cut out of the entire Family estate and now you're coming in from the bastard son the bastard son. Yeah, black sheep coming into my rightfully yours Boom, you're the John Snow this exactly anyway So I would totally fight you who's back my who's back the week is a holiday season Oh, and what better way to celebrate the holiday season than by gifts for your friends and family Go to store dot ball barstool sports comm to pick up Gifts that would be great for the whole family such as

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There's be floating in his pool. I believe he's on the call for one of the champions classic Dead just dead as dead could be So I think someone's gonna get it right now Billy well Billy mentioned the Cyber Monday gift cards or discount I'd logged all the AWLs who responded with proof and they picked the numbers So I'll shot them out if they got this. Oh, I counted only 51 of the 100 numbers in there were picked by people 50-50 shot someone gets it right all right I'll go with 69 34 Bob has 87 18

Let's go 39 dammit I thought I had it. Danny would have 39 shout out to Justin Brocksmire. Oh, you got it. You got it You participated in the Cyber Monday deal and guess it just Justin Brocksmire. All right, dude If you need a job come we probably need a new intern Maybe two Love you guys military dogs can get purple paws like purple hearts, but for dogs. That's really cute Would you get by would you fucking read that off of popsicles? No, I've started to write down a list

Okay, that's let me see that you know what that is. That's a snap of that. Let me see the list No, it's not Let me see the list I know I'm not gonna take your list. Let me read it. I'm not gonna read my list. I'm not let me read I'm not. Hey, you know what you want to talk about selling. How do the can't lose parley do this weekend? Oh, oh, oh, guess what did amazing? Oh my parley sheet for sports. I don't who's who's winning Who's winning money for the awl? You said like the patriots win Everything wins and then the cardinal score and you're like all right go cardinals

Because if the cardinals win, I had a higher payout and there was also a losing part That is a snapple fact that snapple fact 321. No, it isn't there we go. No, it isn't. I'm not No, I have a compilation of facts from everywhere here. He's our new intern from everywhere. What? Anyway, love you guys. I love you guys. I have a compilation from everywhere. I love you. Hey, you know what I love The awl and by the way Make sure your smoke detectors have that Seriously, just just don't worry about it. Wait, what happened? Hey

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