Pardon My Take - NFL Week 12 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes And Football Guy Of The Week

Episode Date: November 25, 2019

NFL Week 12 Fastest 2 Minutes. (2:35-9:44) Recapping every game from Sunday.(9:45-1:44:08) Jameis is the most entertaining QB in the league, Dan Quinn is back on his bullshit. Frank Gore for the Hall of Fame and he reminds us how great Barry Sanders was. Mitch played average and that's great. Browns are hot thanks to Swagger Jr and we say something nice about the Dolphins. The Raiders very bad day, an honest discussion about Carson Wentz. The Titans make no sense and understanding Dak Prescott. Who's back of the week including Thanksgiving, (1:44:09-1:57:28) Football Guy of the Week, (1:57:29-2:01:30) and a quick Elon Musk roast. (2:01:31-2:04:16) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Welcome to Part of My Take, presented by the Cash App. Use hashtag super bad beats Monday. We're giving away $25,000 in cash on Cyber Monday next Monday. You gotta listen to the ad for all the details. Today is Monday, November 25th, week 12. We start in Western New York where Josh Allen Iverson was palming the ball with his giant hands, crossing up the Broncos all afternoon long in a touching tribute to future Hall of Famer, Frank Gore.

The Bills were goring the Denver defense in the running of the balls as Frank was teabagging the opponent, dragging his nuts into a third all-time NFL rushing list. After the other side of the ball, it's clear Brandon Walker Allen has shoved into the starting role too soon, pushing the Broncos further up the draft board for a 2020 verbal meme teach. No one, absolutely no one, not a soul. And then the Buffalo Bills, colon, circles the wagons. Bills 20, Broncos 3.

What? What? What? What? Let's kick it to my good friend Trey Wingo who is in the house which is filled with rich mahogany for the Bears Giants game. It was Mitchell Palooza by the lake on Sunday as the Bears were keeping it old school featuring a sub park quarterback and an elite defense.

Pat Shermer is in a giant glass case of emotion as Giants fans aren't even mad, they're impressed how bad he's coached this team. Daniel Jones told his teammates, remain calm, we've gotta keep our composure as he hooked up with Stay Golden Pony Boy Tate for a late score. The Giants couldn't sniff out a win in four quarters because I hear that Bears can smell their periods. And you're not my boy blue today. Hey Trey, are Daniel Jones and Eli Manning brothers?

No. Yes. Bears 19, Giants 14. In diarrhea town where the Steelers met the Bengals and Mike Tomlin told Mason Ramsey, Rudolph, if he ain't got no giddy then giddy out my way as the big face quarterback was benched in the third quarter. In relief came Devlin Hodges who threw Gordon Bombay's to his receivers making the Bengals secondary look like it was smoking quack.

Tyler the Creator Boyd was a fucking walking paradox with a hundred yards receiving on the Bengals otherwise anemic offense that looks poised for an odd future. In the Steelers catch Tomlin Sanity down the stretch, Steelers 16, Bengals 10. Some spread. Down to the big breezy where the Saints offense look highly caffeinated again led by a tall glass of Mountain Drew. Michael Dave Thomas put up a junior bacon double fifty burger in receiving yards and the grill was Jared cooking up the burgers all afternoon as a tight end added a hundred

and a score himself. The Panthers offense was no pussycats either as they got a late John Travolta from Christian Slater McCaffrey who caught a couple broken arrows. The game came down to kickers though as Caroline is Joey why don't you sigh. Looked like he was a member of the Poo Poo Balls as Will Triple Lutz nailed the landing to cap off the win. Saints go marching 34, 31. In the Meadowlands where the Raiders tried to town the Jets, Derek Carr drove his Carr

into a Brian Pool. No offense to my personal friend Keith Moon RIP as Oakland left their offense in a black hole. Robbie Louis Anderson got fat off the Raiders secondary eating a large plate of gangrene eggs and Sam. Donald that is. John Gruden tried to wash this loss down with a long net bottle of Mike's hard Glen and Nade as the Raiders were truly thanks and truly for being a sponsor that bad Jets 34.

Raiders 3. Standing on a corner James Winston Tampa Florida such a fine sight to see. It's hot seat Dan Quinn can't stop Godwin ain't a vey his catchin' TDs you're in the end zone Mercedes Ben Stone and the media's got chain is derangement syndrome. Pucks 35. Fuckin' 22. We weren't really in tune there team. In round John Maryland where the Lions faced off against the Redskins amidst a massive

sell the team protest in distance and Dwayne Wade Haskins brought the heat but it got his ass chewed out in the post game locker room for taking picks and not throwing them. Bo Chicks digs Scarborough's had another big day and Logan Paul Thomas hung out in the Suicide Forest also known as the Redskins end zone. All we are is Dost and Dwayne Hopkins kicked the game winner and Jeffrey Dahmer Driscoll asked Cannibal out as he murdered the last of the Lions season's Corpse. Redskins 16 the Lions 13. Every winter between the months of October through March thousands of dolphins are confined

and brutally killed in small towns across Japan. Sounding rods beneath the water surface interfere with the dolphin's sonar once disoriented and enclosed within the nets the dolphins panic. Mothers and babies call out in distress as they are separated hoisted up and dragged off soon to be mercilessly hacked to death. Dolphins 24 Browns 41 in Philadelphia where Carson all I do is wince wince wince was in a lot of T-Pain as the Eagles offensive line didn't hold up for their franchise quarterback. Franchise quarterback boom.

Rashad Penny Hardaway caught Pete Carroll's eye as they bonded over their love of giving him proper benefits. It's not so dug funny Peterson in Philadelphia right now as the Eagles have the beats. Seahawks 17 Eagles 9. We finished in the Great White North the Great Cup as the Hamilton Tiger Cats had a friendly meet up with the Winnipeg Blue Bombers three different quarterbacks led the Blue Bombers to 222 yards passes that's what I call a dude dude dude giving the Blue Bombers an extra pop on the way to a victory.

It feels like 1990 in the peg as Mike O'Shea can you see outstooled Hamilton head coach Orlando Canada Steinhauer leading the double B's to their first great cup championship in three decades. Blue Bombers 33 Tiger Cats 12 or in Canada 33 Roses to 12 Roses. All right week 12 in the books. We have Monday night actually yeah we do. Big game. I always say that though you know it feels good.

That's just bonus football. Yeah we watch football all day and it feels like we accomplished something by the end of the week so week 12 I was going to say the worst part about the season ending isn't the fact that we don't have next Sunday to look forward to it's that when the Monday night games stop that's that's a tough pill to swallow yes and it always coincides with the bowl game stopping to what do I do on Monday nights now yeah you got nothing to look for Big Monday. That's true.

Yeah Big Monday. Always got Big Monday and then the championship game in college football is on the 13th. We always got Big Monday. Okay so you can watch us by the way barstowgold.com slash PMT we are live right now. Let's start as we always do with the Sunday night game and then we will work backwards. I'm not going to say the F word but I did say this on Friday that I'm going to continue to consider the Packers semi F words because their defense is not for real and their offense does this thing where you now have two two cases of it the Chargers game and this game

so it's basically just West Coast where they looked atrocious they looked so bad right Aaron Rodgers sucks on the West Coast I was running the numbers on him I think he's something like one in five in the last 10 years well West Coast here's here's in California he's a Cali boy he goes home he gets too comfortable. Here's the problem PFT it looks like the 49ers the best team in the NFC which I think everyone's been kind of flirting with for the last for the whole season yeah but it really is kind of cemented the last few weeks and then if there if there's you want to say maybe there's a team that that could be challenging them for that oh it's the Seahawks guess what both

those teams play on the West Coast yeah so the Packers want to go to the Super Bowl you got to go to the West Coast well we looks like that we can't help it flirt with the 49ers when Jimmy's playing he did that smile the defense you know what you know what Cal Shan figured out that it seems pretty easy to put your quarterback in a position to win is just run a lot of bootlegs run a shit a lot like just every single play do a fake hand off to play action into a bootleg and then you just have a brand new pocket and you're out in the middle of nowhere you can make a clean throw he's he's like the only coach that has figured out like it's not necessarily I don't want to use the word rinky dink but

I think a lot of coaches think it's rinky dink to do too many bootlegs like make my guys stand in the pocket you don't have to it's a Shanahan it's the Shanahan way yeah plum they should always look good on the bootleg you see Mike Shanahan yeah in the booth today and this could ever so red like a like a lizard that I was the chameleon yeah his skin just adapts to whatever color shirt he's wearing at the time not enough right red to be that color right now but yeah the 49ers are very very much real it's not again this is not like some new thing that we've stumbled upon it's just when you watch them time in time again now they're playing a lot more games on prime time their defense is fucking ferocious

they feel like they have all the guys who can run like four four forties and also are 280 pounds and can shed every single offensive linemen I think that the forest buckner might be the scariest defensive linemen I mean they have a bosa yeah they got a bosa and still do the shrugs so their their defense is incredible and then oh yeah it looks like when you get your pro bowl tight end maybe the best tight end in the league Greg Kittleback your offense looks a little bit more competent than it did with his absence do you see the news about him that he was he was playing with a broken bone in his ankle I'm sure he was yeah fucking tough as which actually that's not as bad as a sprain though right a broken ankle true you'd almost rather break it you just get surgery so

yes the Alabama ankle but but he's out there and he's catching passes like no one around him and I don't know how they get this wide open in the middle of the field all the time but they constantly do yep the 49ers look really really good do you are you worried about as as a packer owner and an apologist no I'm not disgusting I don't even like fake fan of theirs I'm not a fake fan are you worried that Matt LaFleur has looked like he's had his pants down a couple times this year I was more concerned when they showed Matt LaFleur and Aaron Rodgers on the sideline in third quarter they were both standing by themselves yep and they were both like next to each other in a way but just not looking over at the other guy Trouble in Paradise Packer fans are going to

get triggered because guess what it's a rare day where the Bears won and the Packers lost but all I'm saying is the Packers will go to the playoffs but do you feel confident if you're a Packer fan you're looking in the mirror you wake up on on Monday morning you look in the mirror do you feel confident with your team in the playoff football probably not no probably not the secondary doesn't look very good at all sorry you know what needs to happen just Aaron Rodgers needs to invent a catchphrase this is the time of year that he does it and he he's still Aaron still has that ability where I wouldn't be shocked if he puts the you know the team on on his back and wins a game in the playoffs where they probably have no business winning but I'm just the the

defense that everyone talked about at the beginning of the season turns out they were just playing Mitch Tabrisky yeah you just want to say the word fraud you're just looking for I didn't say it though but you you throw fraud around that's fine like you're tossing Marty grab right about this one I don't know I am very right I wouldn't use the F word just yet a lot can happen in between they're going to get some guys healthy I actually have no idea if that's true but you can always say we're going to get our guys I feel like that always works the other way for the Packers like Blago went out today yeah that was that was actually tough right that was a tough loss Packers do have I'll say something nice about the Packers it does seem like they have really bad injury luck

every single year every year every year it really does uh okay so let's go backwards in time we'll start with the one o'clock's we'll start with the Tampa Bay Bucks and the Atlanta Falcons the Bucks win 35-22 I love Jamis Winston it has gone from a lust it went from this guy's a joke to a lust to I got Jamis one of one in my life realized there's a derangement syndrome by major media members you've been redpilled I've been redpilled Jamis Winston is one of one of if not my favorite quarterback in the NFL because of the comedy and because you can just always like do you know he leads the the league this year in 300 yard games I did not know that he has eight of them he has eight of them he has six multiple touchdown games so he's an interception game he's got to be close to being

the best pass in the league right now yards one right he has he started this game in Jamis Winston fashion he went interception touchdown interception punt touchdown touchdown he had three touchdowns and two interceptions just in the first half I think I figured out what his problem is so he's not going to he's not going to get his eyes fixed he's not going to get laser surgery yep he's not going to wear glasses or rex specs even though that would be amazing if he went out there with some like coke bottle like horn rim type glasses it'd be perfect he's not going to do any of that he just needs bigger targets that make it easier for him to see them so he threw a touchdown pass to Vita Vaya who is the heaviest player in NFL history to catch a pass to ever catch a touchdown

pass which is 347 pounds also he's named after a Coldplay song which I guess is pretty cool yeah so I guess he's a pound heavier than Jonathan Ogden was he's seven pounds heavier he listed 340 with Jonathan Ogden okay and eight pounds heavier than Kelvin Benjamin so he just needs like bigger like just he can throw the ball to Mike Evans we know that he's a big dude Godwin's unbelievable Godwin is really really good Godwin's law because he loves Arians and I think he just needs to find a set of wide receivers that can kind of size up the girthier the player the easier it is for James to identify them running through space he's I'm being honest right now he's gonna be 26 in January you really wouldn't like I know we laugh and he does make a bunch of

mistakes and he is the first or sorry the second quarterback in the last 20 years to have 20 interceptions in 11 games the other one to do it this probably speaks to why I'm in love with James Winston with Jay Cutler in 2009 but there I feel like there's something you could build something with James Winston he's young enough he shows enough like it's the the Marcus Marriota James Winston thing has been decided for a while now but James at least wait wait it has yeah I mean Marcus Marriota has was benched for Ryan Tannehill yeah but we're sure that James is much much better uh yes Marcus Marriota was benched for Ryan Tannehill okay Marcus Marriota also made the playoffs okay Marcus Marriota was benched for Ryan Tannehill I'm aware I don't know how many times I have to

say that it's the six-year bump for Tannehill you have to roll the dice on that Marcus Marriota no definitely not but James there's enough you basically maybe maybe I'll put it this way all right he might never be a great quarterback but he will be a quarterback for a long time because everyone will look at him and be like I can just get if I can get him to not throw three picks a game that's a pro bowler yeah the only thing with with him is I don't see James Winston ever being a back quarterback he's not a good backup no he's he's the guy that you put out there and you roll the dice and you say fuck it let James go be James out there and go a hundred miles an hour into a brick wall but you don't actually I can't imagine him being an effective backup you know what I'm

saying though because every every coach any every NFL coach treats themselves like they are a cowboy ready to to you know wrestle down a wild horse and be like I'm the guy who's going to make this horse a Kentucky Derby winner what's the bad boy is the bad boy effect it's like I can change him I'm the one who can get him to stop throwing three picks a game so and he has James Winston does enough of the other stuff where you can say if I can just limit the turnovers he can be a guy the other big news about this game was Dan Quinn might not have completely found the locker room no he's back no he's back he's all the way back Dan Quinn is yeah because after today oh yeah oh yeah he's back to doing Dan Quinn stuff because he kicked a field goal with eight minutes left in

the game to make it a two score game from a two score game from a two score game yeah they were down 28 points 28 13 and it was fourth down with eight minutes left in the game and he kicked a field goal to make it 28 16 but that's what Dan Quinn knows he just whenever he gets confused with numbers he just goes back to the old the old theory of he's I would rather have more points than fewer points I actually think that Dan Quinn at this point he has like the columns that say what you should do and what you shouldn't do he just accidentally reversed it when he made it in like Excel I think yeah so he's following the rules but he's so consistently awful at these in game situations that that's the only explanation that he actually has it written down and he's

just been reading the wrong sheet the whole time well let's say I just got this new computer right now and the scrolling on it is reversed what I'm used to so I'm still getting used to like scrolling down when I need to see what I don't need I don't know how to fix this but that's what Dan Quinn's brain is yeah when he's looking at an Excel table he just scrolls up from the bottom right he's like if it's lower on the list that actually means it's lower probability so I'm going to go ahead and just kick it by the way he also punted with five minutes six minutes left in the game you can't take him with you you can't take those with six minutes left in the game who's there I know he's on his own 15 but he punted with six minutes left in the game

but who who's the coordinator there I don't know I'm going to the whole thing is a shark easier and still it was a nice try nice try to save your job Dan Quinn you get Thursday night football you get the the the game that everyone is half asleep and very drunk on Thanksgiving day to have the Saints come in and just kick the shit out of you with revenge but yeah it was a good try you you did you put you rallied the troops for two weeks and then you went right back to being Dan Quinn and doing stupid things like kicking a field goal when you're down 15 to go down 12 in the fourth quarter so if you're Arthur Blank and you're looking at your next coach are you going to do the thing where you try to go real young and try to get an offensive mind in there

I don't or do you just stick with what you've done for the last 20 years and just have a defensive guy come in there because if so this could be the great Shiana landing spot that's probably why he walked away from Rutgers yeah he's definitely getting a head coaching job in the NFL Shiana looks like knows the NFC south he knows the NFC south really well he's a guy that has coached I think his entire career in uniforms that are red and black and some sort of gray if I'm recalling correct yeah yeah he's a red blue he's a red black and gray guy through and through he's in the patriot staff for a month okay right on that counts yeah did he get did he get team issued uniform I feel like Belichick doesn't give those to you until you get into a game burnt orange for a day for the

throwbacks the creams the lice the lice head guy yeah send everyone after him that's true we won't comment on who that is I think that I don't know I do like how how Greg Shiano issued like a Trent Dilfer type contract demand upon Rutgers yeah and wanted the world in exchange for them to allow himself to grace Rutgers campus with his presence if you if you throw in blue too you have everything because I think he was at Penn State I know he was at the Bears for like a year or two and I think he was yeah I think it was Penn State because you know well yeah all right well yeah okay all right so anyway um Greg Shiano's not going to get this job but it was a nice try uh we we talked about it people are talking about it uh but yeah this game Jamis I think they're

going to do a bridge year with Jamis and I think they're gonna I think they're going to keep Jamis and try to corral him Bruce Arians is just the type of guy he mean he openly said he's getting fucked up tonight uh huh so why not just get fucked up and then and probably call Jamis and be like hey man I just want to say I love you yeah like what you did today was awesome Bruce Arians has two modes after games one he's getting fucked up because he's pumped two he's getting fucked up because he's pissed off well and he loves to go deep he loves to take shots yeah Jamis has a fun quarterback if you're very fun if you're if you're coaching him right at least gonna throw the ball around Bruce Arians spent so much time in Arizona with

Ryan Lindley and uh who Stanton yeah various iterations of Drew Stanton that would come in for Carson Palmer whenever he'd get his elbow injured again yep and so he is sick of that type of quarterback that can't even throw the ball now he's got one that can throw it so he might as well just take it out on the highway see how fast it goes uh also shout out speaking of quarterback shout out Matt Schaub for getting us the over yeah that was cool yeah I feel like Schaub's gotten in a lot this year he's just see he's just in there doing things I love it I love it we need that we need more of that all right Broncos bills bills are now eight and three yep we looked at their schedule coming up it is very difficult they have at Cowboys on uh Thanksgiving they have

first the Ravens at the Steelers at the Patriots so it's gonna be tough but they're eight and three we should say again they're eight and three and they absolutely uh shit can the the Broncos and didn't let them do anything on offense the Broncos did not get into the red zone once that's tough that is ridiculous and you know John always looking at Josh Allen being like god damn look at that boy he's so tall that is exactly he's so good he's looking at at Josh Allen like uh your neighbor looks at your new truck when you pull it in the driveway it's like damn I wish I could get one of those Brandon Allen by the way had a Josh Rosen stat line I saw that 10 for 25 82 yards in interception uh how you throw the ball 25 times and only get 82 yards I do not know it's tough

they need to get drew lock out there show off some of his quality and completions they need to get him out there and then the other big story from this game is Frank Gore third all time rushing so he's now just behind Emmett Smith and Walter Payton he passed Barry Sanders so I have some Frank Gore stuff for you well first of all anytime someone jumps on or goes up on the rushing board it just is more of a reminder how ridiculous Barry Sanders was yes because he only played 10 seasons and I looked it up and Barry Sanders averaged five yards a carry that's insane average that's insane how many what year is this for Gore right now this is year 15 so he had uh 500 more carries than Barry Sanders and he just passed him Emmett Smith had uh almost he had 1400

more carries than Barry Sanders so Barry Sanders is again I don't want to steal from Frank Gore's moment but if you if you didn't see Barry Sanders play go just YouTube it because he was that ridiculous all-time shoulder pads guy too all-time shoulder box his shoulder pads this yeah this is Barry Sanders record I always think of him as being the all-time leading rush you know he's not right it's it's one of those things when you could have had it if you want he just didn't want it and Emmett Smith has it and it's like okay like yeah he you know what Emmett Smith did it for a really long time good job yeah you know what I'm really saying who you want Walter Payton or Barry Sanders is the answer everybody ahead of Barry Sanders on the list should have an asterix next to their name

and then underneath where it identifies what that means just as did not play for the Lions yeah or yeah or uh asterix bear remember Barry Sanders just quit all of a sudden yeah not playing for the Lions is basically a performance enhancing drug all right so here is the Frank Gore stat though that is incredible that he needs all the credit in the world for so this is his 15th season he has led every single team he's been on in rushing in that season that is insane insane is it happening again this year it is happening again this year he is about a hundred yards ahead of Singletary I believe right now but he is so and then here's the other part he has in his career there have been 240 regular season games he played in 220 of them so he's basically just never been injured never gets

hurt he get he in uh I think it was uh 14 14 or no 13 or 14 seasons he played in 14 or more games I think Frank Gore is really good at falling down there's an art to getting tackled I think we're talking with Arian Foster about that like a year and a half ago there's an art to being tackled and not getting injured on your way down which Arian Foster probably not the best example of that but Gore is a perfect example of it like maybe he doesn't he doesn't move fast enough to ever hit the ground violently right and it isn't like one of those things where he's in his 15th season it's a pity party he's still producing yeah I mean he's not their feature back really I mean even though he's leading the team in rushing right now but he still is going out there and

getting positive yards he kills the clock what is his average yards per carry if you had to guess over the course of the career oh I might be like 3.9 no it's 4.3 so impressive yeah better than I thought it would be better than Emmett Smith yeah he just he melts the clock he's like a Salvador Dolly painting in the backfield you can just it's like hit playing Madden and then uh going to the main menu and selecting the accelerated clock whenever you put Frank right play like you ever do you ever say like fuck it let's just play two minute quarters or three minute quarters I don't know what the minimum is yeah basically just it's just one possession one possession yeah is it time right now to start asking about Sean McDermott possible coach of the year that's like the sweet

spot for a coach of the year coaching a smaller market team and elevating them beyond what their expectations are yeah because they're not going to give it to Belichick we know that so they can't give it to a Falcons coach they have to give it to like an also ran from an AFC north or an AFC east yeah so I had uh if Brian Flores had gotten to like four or five wins I would have given him my coach of the year vote okay which I don't have I still think it's going to probably be Kyle Shanahan just picking like oh best team hasn't won it yet but I also would give it to Mike Thomas he's done a pretty good job a very good job yeah we'll get to the Steelers but if the playoffs started today the Pittsburgh Steelers would be their sixth seed I think McDermott doesn't get

enough shine because he doesn't have a thing he doesn't have a thing that makes him stand out kind of but I'm talking visually right visually the best you can say about him is he looks like Ron Howard if Ron Howard's dad instead of being a director was a strength coach yeah a beefier version of Ron Howard okay that counts yeah yeah I like that so the um by the way the I know we're gonna do who's back later but a big time who's back related to the Bills is the crazy Bills fans screaming about how they're gonna beat the Cowboys when in like the early 90s when they just got killed by them and everyone in Buffalo uh cries about that still not trying to don't don't bring that up I mean that's I I really feel bad about that but that guy is awesome my fan of the week

this week was uh the Bills fan with the giant belly that had uh Ard Allen is better than your Allen paying across it yes you could probably fit a medium-sized Peter King column onto his stomach he's that that much surface area and I like that he does the full face paint too where it's like I don't really understand that the stomach should be enough but then he's like you know what let me add a little something here it won't surprise you to know that he was also wearing shorts yes he was of course he was that's that's an ultimate shorts guy by the way shout out to our guy what's his name Chris Matthew Chris Matthew no longer has to wear shorts that's cool did you see him after the uh the blue bombers won the gray cup he put on they brought him on to the field

and he put on pants for the first time in 19 years he is glorious yeah so he put on the pants they were camo pants they were like ravens style white and black camo pants and he put them on over a real stylish pair of Nike Air Monarchs oh that's the new ever tuxedo it's no longer the denim on denim yeah it's just camo uh snow camo on top of dad shoes all right so I have the bills fan this is a famous bills fan because the bills are playing the cowboys on Thanksgiving day so we're gonna get all the memories this guy and that's when we met up with this enthusiastic fella where are you here with this guy says pal goes for a Dallas Cowboys and one of the bills and I can't wait to rub this in his face he's been telling us this for over 10 years about Dallas

no it's the bills Buffalo all the way this time between time the third time is a charm Dallas is going down only Buffalo is going to win it Dallas is going down oh I love it no third time's a charm is just and they went on to if you don't know history they went on to lose that time and then another time they could actually kill Jason Garrett I think that if if the bills beat the cowboys on Thanksgiving yeah that is going to be a high profile enough loss well we'll get to that yeah he definitely but that guy is going to be back I might treat it every single day before Thanksgiving the Dallas is going down third

times a charm uh shout out that guy all right uh next up we have Giants Bears Mitch congratulations is back Mitch is back he battled really bad interceptions but he has a hit battled through a terrible hip injury that that knocked him out of the last game you have to only imagine the type of pain he was playing throughout there oh man he did throw one of the worst interceptions in the non-gamous hip division it was obviously he had to be under threw by about 20 yards he had a hip he had um this is a classic game though that actually makes me more mad about the Bears which which shouldn't make sense but it does because Mitch played average and the bears won yeah and all they all he has to do is play average and the Bears can win and like Khalil Mack

came back and had a big play and it's just so frustrating because you watch when he can just play average the Bears can win games and when they just run two-minute offense they can win get I don't understand what Matt Nagy's doing every time they're in a two-minute offense they look good and then they start the second half they're like let's just do the same thing we've been doing that doesn't work and every game starts the same way let's just do the thing it doesn't work we'll go three and out five different times in a row everyone will boo and then we'll run the two-minute offense it'll look great you have to relearn the same lesson every single week it's like waking up as that guy from a Minto yeah Matt Nagy he's crazy enough to do all this weird shit like the egg

toss and and replaying the the double-doink over and over again yeah he should just tattoo his mistakes onto himself instead of writing BU on his on his play card he's just tattooed across his forehead there was actually a classic Bears moment though when they were going for two got called for pass interference offensive pass interference got pushed back then another penalty pushed back then miss the extra point yeah I was gonna say Eddie Panero didn't miss any field goals today he missed an extra point it was a 48 yarder yeah it was a long yeah it's so many penalties it's a very long extra point I I want to say something about sake one real quick yeah because he's starting to make me sad because he's getting sad no well he's getting sad did you see his quote

he said he keeps reminding the guys that we're someday we're gonna laugh about this okay we're gonna look back this is the calm before the start no we might like yeah we might laugh about it but that's just to hide all the hurt right he's got eyes I think I I called him mugshot eyes at one point not because he looks like he committed a crime but they're the eyes of somebody that knows that their life is going to get worse before it gets better right in that instant and on the sidelines he's just thinking about all the shit that he's going to have to go all all the losing games that he's gonna have to play in where he's going to get 25 carries 72 yards well Pat Schirmer just keeps running him on like half back dives a guy who's dynamic in space and he's like let's just

run him straight up the middle Pat Schirmer you should be fired if you make Mitch look competent that should be the rule that's remember I made the rule that you uh you you should uh you don't get to be called you don't get to be in the running for coach of the year if you lose the dolphins I think I had that earlier because who they beat who else they beat the dolphins beat the redskins so jay gruden dot coach oh no no so it wasn't maybe it was I can't remember what it was but something if Brian Flores beats you then like something should happen bad you should lose your job but Pat Schirmer should lose his job for making Mitch look average well he looked yeah he looked competent today Pat Schirmer no no no I'm saying Mitch look yeah in fact I would argue

that that 30 yard interception that he threw that was about 15 yards under thrown that's a plus play yeah Mitch because it's yeah it's like a slightly below average punch no he was averaging which is better than what you'll get mostly yeah he had two touchdowns he had a running touchdown a passing touchdowns two interceptions whatever is 278 yards is it time to ask if maybe sick ones legs are too big they give you a nice big target to wrap up if you're trying to tackle I just don't know if I were a Giants fan I would be I would be yelling I would start a fire Pat Schirmer twitter account and have like four followers and just tweet really mean things the Giants until they blocked me that's what I would do if I were Giants is Pat Schirmer fired yet dot net right make that yeah

all the time just right at him because you're also in that weird spot where yeah the Giants defense is really bad but they have some young guys on offense and how long do you want to have him be the coach and kind of ruin things and Daniel Jones you just love fumbling dude you love to fumble yeah he looked pretty bad today I think are we ready to say that Daniel Jones was definitively a better pick than Dwayne Haskins yet Dwayne Haskins did not look good so but he didn't look bad I think Daniel Jones has more than Dwayne Haskins thus far that I've seen well I just hit that over so the Bears play the Lions on Thanksgiving against Jeff Driscoll Daniel Jones never missed a snap when the team was in the victory formation because he was taking selfies it's true because

I don't think that they've ever run victory formation with Daniel Jones as a quarterback they won against the box yeah but that was on this field yeah that was so maybe not they might not have um so the the Bears play the Lions on Thanksgiving then they have the Cowboys and then if they win those two that's three in a row and I'll be back in um okay what no yeah I'm gonna you're you're saying that you're going to be back in if they win those two so you're already kind of back in no you're making plans to be back in no this is bad yeah you know they're really bad you're like it an escape really bad escape room right now of your own brain the problem is figured out the next two steps to getting yourself out of it problem is they're really really bad

team but they have the same roster of a really good team last year so that's what keeps fucking with my brain now what if the wheels totally come off in Green Bay would be a shame man would be a real shame it's very I can see a path to you being back in a real shame uh okay Steelers Bengals duck duck fucks duck fucks duck fucks big time I want to just say to our credit we don't get a lot of things right on this show Mason Rudolph being shitty because his face is too big was maybe the best take we've ever had that guy sticks it was obvious he is I I've said this before but at least the Steelers and they're in the playoffs right now so I think they could actually you know if they they put down put together this you know home stretch they could somehow get in the playoffs

which would be incredible considering all that's gone on uh but they at least learned that Mason Rudolph isn't the guy because you have a guy now Mason Rudolph who in two weeks what's worse getting smashed in the head by Miles Garrett or getting benched while playing an oh and ten team yeah getting benched against the Bengals is definitely worse if we're going to say like what are the worst things that an Ohio team could do to you I think I think going up against uh getting out dueled by Ryan Finley is worse than getting hit in the head with your own helmet brutal I don't know how I mean I I hope Mike Tomlin does the right thing he did the you know I'm not talking about it Mike Tomlin thing that he does but I hope he does the right thing and keeps duck as their quarterback

because simply because they're playing the Browns next week and you don't want to give the Browns any extra motivation with putting that fucking big-ass face behind center and having everyone be like that's the guy permission to go there yeah I think you might hate Mason Rudolph a little bit because he doesn't not look like you no he doesn't look he doesn't not look like you know I don't think he looks like he looks like uh if um you're wrong if Matt Moore ate a shit little little looks like yeah if Matt Moore ate a ton of sodium and his face swelled up and no he's so he's a lot prettier than I am he's not Mason Rudolph yes he does not he's got like a pretty he's a he's a good-looking guy his face is just too big if he doesn't look if he spent like three

months in the wild uh like in Alaska in the Alaskan wilderness he would come back looking like a JV Matt Moore no I'm just saying he's no there's guys who look like me he doesn't look if you put Mason Rudolph in the wind for a couple years then he's going to start to approach you no he doesn't look like me and that's why would I hate him I would love him I love Matt Moore the thing I love Matt Castle and Matt Liner I love all the math the thing about duck is and I love duck and I want to see him play I think it's almost better if they just keep sending Mason Rudolph out there to start and he keeps getting yanked for duck because duck lights a spark in your team yeah you've got the world junior duck calling champion coming into the game that's always

going to make the boys play with a little pep in their stuff it also helps that um you had like a 90 yard touchdown pass where where the Bengals just that was a play where you you watch it you said yeah the Bengals are actively tanking well it's because the velocity of ducks pass made the receiver go faster when he caught it yeah like a little rocket fuel I think do you take chase young if you're uh the Bengals or you take Joe burrow that's the Bengals have this tough choice they have it they've got a commanding two game lead commanding they play the dolphins later in the season please flex at the prime time oh my gosh I think I would take I think I would take chase young I think so too I think so too so um yeah the Bengals keep I don't I don't understand how they can be as

competitive as they are and be in like not have stumbled into a win yet right this is what I'm saying like there's no real talk about uh about firing Taylor after this season as a head coach because they're competitive right they're just losing every game he's actually doing the world's most perfect job of tanking yeah so the Steelers like I said before they if the playoffs started today they'd be your sixth seed which is incredible to say that's that speaks all the credit in the world to their defense which has been awesome because their offense has not been good whatsoever and Mike Tomlin has somehow has them like this game against the Browns where it's kind of it is a loser leaves town because both those teams if they get hot down the stretch could get that sixth seed

and they play on Sunday yeah the Browns need to be very careful about asking for duck yeah they need to they need to back off that for a little bit shout out to the Bengals superfan I don't know we're just calling everyone a superfan nowadays but shout out to the Bengals fan who is still living on his roof yeah who's not allowed to come down until they lose like a like a scarecrow for Santa Claus is up there just hanging out on their shingles who definitely it just loves the Bengals and that's why he did it it's not because he like is not getting along with his wife and wanted to just live on his roof all winter well also as we said earlier just living on your roof boss that's a cool move you got a tree house up there yeah uh okay so speaking of the Browns

and next week let's do Browns Dolphins I have a sabermetric stat for you I think you probably saw this as well but the Browns are three and oh since the introduction of swagger jr sj that's awesome dude swagger is a lucky dog they've lost their best player because he went crazy and hit a guy in the face doesn't help me but that doesn't matter there's three and oh you're three and oh a little nepotism in the doghouse coming down from his pot was his dad a loser are we ready to say that uh yeah yeah swagger was a loser I mean I think we could have said that a long time yeah swagger swagger jr that's that dog's got a winning set of eyes on him swagger jr I mean you should just send or swagger senior you should just send him to wherever Hugh Jackson is living and just be like here you

go losers love losers I could see Hugh Jackson ending up as like the dog whisperer just like with a lot of uh like cast off mascots yeah a good way to get cancelled online is to call a dog a loser but if we're being honest here swagger senior was a fucking loser well it's our job as members of the fourth estate in the press to actually you know speak truth to power in this case swagger your loser you're a fucking loser man loser you gave a bad name to mastiffs everywhere yeah you did Leroy actually Leroy would be like yo don't lump me in with him he's a bull master yeah I'm a master he's a loser I'm not swagger swagger jr looks like he's got a little uh less round head so probably a little bit more English master for everything about swagger jr is better than swagger senior

that's a fact he's got a great coat um all right so the Jarvis Landry revenge game yes the game we didn't know we needed for Jarvis Landry to get his revenge he was awesome um and I this was this actually started kind of like a college game like when um when like Oklahoma plays Kansas because the dolphins were down 28 nothing in a blink of an eye it was like three and out three and out fake they did a fake punt that didn't work and then I think a pick and it you you just look down for one second you're like oh it's 28 nothing and they've played the the Oklahoma fight song 50 million times yep and Ryan Fitzpatrick had a couple of great Ryan Fitzpatrick plays in it too where he was pump faking while he was five yards downfield past the line of scrimmage yep and he

did the thing where he finds the smallest player in the secondary and runs over him yes he's very good at that he so my say something nice about the dolphins was it was Ryan Fitzpatrick's birthday mm that is very nice very nice and um for a moment in time on Saturday Harvard Yale was the most talked about college football game that's true he went on Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard yeah protest game that's very nice also his chin strap I don't know where it sits in such a comically ridiculous place now because his beard is so long yeah you just don't know where it's landing you don't know where his chin is it usually goes in there I think he's a guy that normally wears the chin strap high anyways like right underneath his lower lip is usually where it kind of nests in

it's like it is it looks like a egg in a bird's nest right is his chin strap right there should be like it like an egret that comes by and just sits on his chin thinking that it's keeping its little baby warm yeah there's a mother bird that's going to come down and just pack a defender being like get away from my baby I thought actually just Ryan Fitzpatrick's chin strap I thought it was nice before the game that browns fans were smashing a mason Rudolph pinata with a helmet no yeah it was blindfolding and then just running around and hitting it that was so muti lot awesome I that's why I love browns what do you think is inside the mason Rudolph pinata um turnovers turnovers cherry turnovers yeah a lot of turnovers I like that uh maybe just just like big head big bobble heads

yeah oh just the bobble I'm just glad the browns they they moved on from dealing with all this you know violence from their players and now they're focusing on cream hunt in the run game yes it's nice to get him back in the mix the uh mason Rudolph how many times do you think mason Rudolph like being like it was actually mason Rudolph's fault was said in in the browns tailgating lot today a lot I mean every a billion that that same screenshot with the blue arrow is getting passed around and probably I'd say no fewer than 2000 group text yeah inside that parking lot I every time there was an awkward silence it was just filled with you know what fuck mason Rudolph he kicked him in the nuts yeah what the fuck he tried to grab his helmet it's a fucking guy uh

I marked this down last week but I didn't get to address it uh but do you remember that clip from last year when it was baker mayfield and freddy kitchens on the sidelines and uh freddy said something to baker then freddy walked away and baker's like that guy's such an idiot man and everyone was like look at this great chemistry between the player and the coach they're getting along really I'm beginning to think that baker actually wasn't joking when he said that baker's been playing very well though yes and uh they're right now it's the dolphins but I think they scored four out of five times going into the red zone and it's actually comforting that baker's playing well and it's been under the radar do you know what I mean it feels like he's found his equilibrium

where baker can play well and the browns can win a couple games and not have everyone freak out maybe it's just because the air was taken out of the tire so early on their season but this is where they should be because they're now in a spot where no one really believes in them yep and they're kind of the back to the plucky underdog browns the browns just never can be you know sports illustrated a juggler gq cover feels weird the dark horse team that can't happen they have to be right where they are right now where every game's a must win to get in the playoffs I have I have a thought about the browns that I've been entertaining okay I think that they might run the table I think I think that the browns might make the playoffs you're gonna you might nick right

yourself here I think they might know I'm saying the brown they lose the stealers I think my brain is telling me that they're gonna run the table so if I'm wrong it's not me it's my brain okay so the browns the rest of their schedule they have yeah no they actually definitely can run the table because yeah basically if they beat the stealers uh on Sunday they have the Bengals at home at the Cardinals the Ravens at home who might be beaten they've already beaten them and the Ravens might not have that much to play for at the time and then uh well they probably will because they they can play for the one seat well they could depends yeah the Patriots lose uh and then the Bengals at Cincinnati week 17 yeah so the what will happen is here they're going to beat the

stealers beat the Bengals and then somehow lose the Cardinals I don't know in just classic browns fashion they'll get above 500 and then everyone will break and then they'll beat the Ravens and the Bengals I hate how much it's nine and seven I hate how much sense it's making but I think all you do is beat the Cardinals on that weird four o'clock game in middle of December in the desert but Cleveland I believe in Cleveland right now that's a bad that think like close your eyes Browns at Cardinals that's a weird game that's a weird game color wise they don't that's a weird game it's weird shit's gonna happen there uh okay let's go next to Panthers Saints before we do that Bud Light it's not science Bud Light is crisp plain and simple you know it I know it we all know

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take all the coaches that are on bi weeks and have them all vote they they should be like a council but they'll be grudges but all the votes should be public okay so you see when there's no bi weeks then that's another issue that we're gonna have to dial into that happens every year yeah i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to regroup and get back to you on that one that happens like many weeks i would just like to see coaches be involved in the process okay because they're the ones that complain about the most well i don't hate that idea because you could also have there would be you'd have to talk about the strategy going into the bi week be like hey andy reed has a bi week maybe we shouldn't challenge anything because there's no way he's gonna get it right yeah

so you have to think about the right brains that you're gonna be dealing with this week okay you know we probably don't want to probably don't want to risk this one um jason garrett clapped once for overturn twice for keep it as it stands jason garrett would just stare at it and just watch it loop endlessly and not say a word i i do applaud the nfl for sticking to their general application of any rule which is always fuck over the saints yeah so i mean it is consistent it was hilarious and everyone got their jokes off and it was hilarious to see um shout out to john pain for getting engaged too he did yeah he got engaged oh and in the picture big nipple picture of course he's good dude he's ever since he did crossfit he's been a nip guy he cut the

everyone knows the ring himself with those diamond cutters yeah raisins that he's smuggling he's a big time nip guy um he should wear a bra as someone who's thought about wearing a bra before he should wear a bra the saints can win the division on thursday night mostly thanks to uh the panthers kicker joey sly who does not look like a kicker he's the swole kicker i i don't like that i don't like the swole kicker i don't i don't like a kicker that looks like he drives a pickup truck or is trying to escape from his true nature of being a kicker he is so swole that when he uh got i don't think got drafted but when he joined the panthers a bunch of guys were confused when he started nailing kicks or like i thought you were a lineback yeah i don't see i don't like it doesn't work

he's not going to make the big kick i'm sorry i like my kickers to be vaguely european maybe go as far as to do the one barefoot thing like be quirky be weird be small look like no one talks to you on the team yes you can't have it have it be a kicker where everyone's like oh maybe that guy's actually friends with someone other than the long snapper yeah if you're a jacked up kicker you're just you're trying to get away from being a kicker instead of embracing it that tells me that you've got mental issues um okay so for this game i wrote down and i actually saw shan payton mention it i think on friday but i'm ready to hop on board that michael thomas should be the mvp so there has never been a wide receiver that's one mvp which is crazy crazy crazy crazy and we're talking about

the i think it's the coach's poll there's been other like there's other polls and stuff there has never been the last wide receiver to get an mvp vote 1998 randy moss you know what the problem with giving him an mvp is though you give him an mvp and then he because his name becomes part of like uh an unbelievable stat which is can you believe that randy moss and jerry rice never won an mvp that's fine though i'm really good to do it because it should here and and here's what's pushing me over the edge with michael thomas this year one he is most likely going to break marvin harrison's record for receptions in a season he had i think 143 in 2002 michael thomas has 94 right now through 11 games so i think if he he's pretty much averaging like 10 10 a game

so he'll get right close to it um and i think they'll probably force the ball to him if if he's close to getting that shan pain would absolutely yes something like that too uh he's done it with two different quarterbacks and i think that that speaks more like you know how they always make the the argument well it's most valuable player to your team so it'd be hard for a wide receiver to win mvp because you're saying well it's the quarterback throwing him the ball he's kept the saints afloat by being so steady through drew breeze injury teddy bridge water and then drew breeze coming back to some hill too so really three different quarterbacks and then three i always forget but it needs to be mentioned he has the greatest twitter handle for a player it's at can't

guard mike mm i mean come on i can't believe i can't believe that twitter handle was still available at can't guard mike he is just telling you in his twitter handle that you will not be able to guard him yeah so you don't think that it's going to be in your mind if you had a vote i'd four he's better at uh the position that the leading the leading guy right now lemar jackson is also a wide receiver he's a lot better at wide receiver than him that's true so there's four okay got it um man patrick mohomes is going to hit us up after this one let us know he's upset with us damn michael but yeah i think that he's a really good wide receiver i think that obviously like he makes that saints off he's not going to win mvp i'm just saying yeah he's not going to win he should be

considered he should be considered it's crazy to not at least say i know it's going to come down to probably lemar jackson and i don't know i mean russell wilson wasn't great today but he should be considered for mvp vote i will consider michael thomas for my mvp there we go that's all i'm asking minds one step at a time i want him to get one mvp vote that's all we need to get the list of the mvp voters and just you know what that fucking that fucking little shithead prisco probably has a vote i'm sure he does so prisco listen up you love being catrarian you love blocking people and saying c on twitter how about you vote for michael thomas and be the contrarian that everyone gets mad at well he hates running backs enough to the point where he would think about voting for a wide receiver

i actually love you prisco you're i i mean i do i read all his stuff he's awesome i also made a note uh at halftime shan pain likes to flex sometimes and a lot of coaches they try to do the copy bell check thing where they don't say anything about how they're going to adjust what they saw that went wrong in the first half shan pain was like watch out for kamara we're going to get kamara the ball we need to feed kamara and then they come out and they hit him like three times in a row right after that damn i think he's just trying to flex with tracy wilson i do like that being like look i'm going to put my balls on the table that he's well he and he probably walked in the locker room he's like you ever have that thing where like you get engaged and then every chick wants to

fuck you yeah that's definitely what he said he's absolutely feeling himself a little bit he was giving me those eyes she's giving me the eyes because i started up told her i was like dude you know what when i said that i was going to give kamara the ball she was like undressing me with a listen i'm a taken man sorry tracy um yeah so do you feel confident in the saints yeah well uh i i do i do but they don't have shit to play for it sucks that their division is so bad i agree because they could kind of take the the foot off the gas for the next four weeks and they'd be fine i'll say i'll i'll say this i feel confident in everyone in the saints except drubri's okay let's get that i get that take off drubri's is still very good but he's going to have to make a few big

time like deep throws i don't know if he still has it i have no those throws listen i i think it's for all the other ones i think that he still has most of it but i have noticed over the last couple weeks when he does his little squat down in the huddle you know how he like usually takes that big lunge and he usually doesn't put the knee down he's usually supporting himself in a lunge he's been putting the knee down taking a little bit of weight off yep taking little breaks between plays and the saints that's the first thing that goes here's the saints might be good enough and talented enough to not need him to do that but i just that's my biggest concern is in a playoff game in a big time moment drubri's has to hit an open guy 30 yards down the field can he do it

and i don't know they're probably gonna have to go up against some uh some ref's decisions as well yep they're gonna have to battle through the zebras to get there uh okay next up we got raiders and jets the raiders i guess if you if you throw out a stinker you might as well really stink so much so that we had mike glennon get in the game and he did uh first three three snaps fumbled twice so that's mike glennon i actually believed in him at one point in my life uh and then gruden after the game said ever been on a boat that's sinking which is the most relatable who hasn't yeah no boat that's sinking i hope not yeah but that's a that's a harsh thing to say real quick after you guys were riding high a minute ago yes tough it was very tough and so he

also gave a shout out to all the raiders fans that came out in new jersey i guess there's a shitload of raiders fans that were there today really being very loud in the stadium he was sorry i think john gruden has just developed a love with the black hole so much he has he always kind of feels like he has to represent for him which is a good quality to have in a coach i think well and and i actually would say that it's partly in part because he was an underdog when he came back we made the jokes everyone made the jokes that it wouldn't work and it's starting to work and i think he probably says hey these black hole guys they're the only ones who thought that i would actually be able to do this yeah i mean gruden did a great job of making himself the underdog

as he was getting 10 years 10 million dollars a year 100 million dollars guaranteed to go move to los vegas right it's tough for that guy to become an underdog but somehow he has um so yeah so that's bad for the raiders playoff hopes they were riding high they now have to go to kansas city next week after andy reed in a buy just alert cat put that on an alert yeah andy reed in a buy but yeah he gruden afterwards was like i'm emotional about this loss i don't want to talk about it it's also andy reed after thanksgiving though so he's gonna be a little lethargic a little bit like a few plates of mac and cheese those eyes gonna you know do the slow nod off where you're just like okay he's probably spent a lot if this since this was a buy week he's probably had his turkey brining

and marinating and like working up some crazy new recipes right that he saw and like the barefoot contessa yeah um all right so we have uh also in this game sam darnold is like i think this is coming out three weeks the jets have scored 34 points three weeks in a row he's officially over the mono exactly 34 points and he looks awesome so if you're a jets fan are you one mad because all you have to do is beat the bills week one in a game that you're up at half or beat the dolphins who are still actively trying to tank uh to be realistically in this playoff race or two you're just happy that sam darnold looks like the quarterback i think you're just happy okay looks like the quarterback because they're dangerously close your jets keep winning they're dangerously

close it's almost better to say that we would have been able to make the playoffs if he was healthy then to have darnold go out in some of those games and stink it up yeah i just i know that if i were jets fan i'd be i'd be like two wins away from just staring at the box scores of those dolphins and bills games and being like why but that's a much better feeling to have than to actually have darnold go out there and ruin one of those games true like the burden of expectation that goes along with being a successful team and being the new york jets that's going to be worse to deal with than being almost good but not quite getting there because your quarterback made out with a 21 year old and hobo true if they win out you'll go jets fans will be bad that they

lost those games if they went out yeah can you imagine that nine and seven what we don't have a draft pick and or you know we don't have a good draft pick and we all we had to do is beat the dolphins and bills imagine how many head coaching jobs greg williams is going to turn down this off season he's gonna have to hire a guy he's gonna have to hire a guy to just say no you can't do it yeah like a reverse kevin heart sorry he's not taking on any more projects the other story from this game is the nfl's rules on how you and how and when you can hit a quarterback still a joke and uh cleat blakeman who i still it's such a joke that he is a rat well a name like cleat blakeman should never be in charge of anything he sounds like a parody twitter account if your

name's yeah it does jeff fox were the trope yeah if your name's cleat blakeman you should maybe be in charge of like a petting zoo yeah that's about as high as you should advance a muffler shop uh mufflers those i don't know carburetor is that the same thing i don't think you have i don't think you have the business acumen if your name's cleat blake maybe maybe a uh what do you call them the spoilers that you put on the back of your yeah some yeah yeah some aftermarket some spoilers that go on he can specialize in in putting spoilers on civic s eyes yeah motorcycle accessory shop so not actually knows how to fix a motorcycle but if you want like the sweet fire stripes down your hog cleat blakeman shop shop got him yeah he's or at least he can be the customer service guy

there and process returns yeah but he sucks yeah he sucks he is did you see how funny that call was i he's been a terrible referee for years and years and that one was so so i don't even know what he was what was he calling he he he was standing right there and it was the most like football play i've ever seen and he just threw it in disgust yeah that's a that's roughing the past i'm just gonna say this right now he's out of the running for blake of the year yep sorry cleat blakeman get out of here dude um all right before we do the next one quick word from our friends at mugsy jeans mugsy jeans are the most comfortable men's jeans ever made you've heard the name from us before mugsy jeans the only jeans we wear because they look like jeans but feel like sweatpants i actually

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you think mark davis does when he goes out in new york i don't know if he comes new york you don't think he makes that trip i feel like he has to that's a long time to be on a southwest flight i think he i don't think that they run from oakland i think he's probably uh stays in new jersey a ghost tour guy whatever city he goes to he goes on the ghost tour and then he stays in new jersey kind of looks like a ghost he goes to the mall yeah i get some good exercise yeah just walks around yeah probably right and he probably fits in pretty well he actually probably went to sopranos con yeah that's right rocking the jumpsuit yeah what do you bubble what do you think oh bubba's here by the way hanks not here today hanks on vacation mall sounds well mall sounds pretty good

for mark davis you think he goes to lids i think i think he goes to lids and tries on every hat and doesn't buy anything no i don't think he goes to lids he goes to the kiosk that makes you custom hats mm like the embroidery where they'll just they'll write something on it and just says mark he probably like buys the raiders hat so he doesn't know he can get for free yeah right that's true and he's like oh like there's a whole there's a whole box from in his office and he doesn't know and he's like oh that's cool well or he thinks like oh well actually i'm paying myself because we get the revenue split uh huh so he's buy it's a little scheme he's gotten his brain where he's like if i buy all the raiders gear it's his pyramid ski yeah where i then get the kickback

uh huh i could see him going spend a lot of time in the big dog store but not buying anything looking at all the shirts and just having a good laugh yeah he's like laughing out loud and one shirt hun look at this one and oh there's no hun takes a picture where you talking about a security guard no i'm talking about the employee of the oh yeah i was like oh there's no there's definitely not a mrs davis walking around with him if you spend most of your time at hooters and pfjanks everyone's a hunt yeah he's definitely he's there's no real hunt yeah he yeah he goes to the walmart five dollar shirts and laughs at all of them and then you and actually he definitely uses big johnson yeah he uses those jokes later on in the night at pfjanks it's like he's like hey you would eat

he's a big uh gives you facts from a snapple bottle uh huh kind of guy um all right seahawks eagles we gotta have a conversation about karson wence yeah we do this is actually both karson's in this game bad karson game today yeah but karson wence so uh i think this actually was the game wait please frame it in relation to whether or not he's better than dak prescott yeah so i think he's i think this was the game that is finally shifted eagles fans from being blind karson wence apologists there's not ditching him but i could feel the tide shifting on twitter where it's like people are starting to say hey when you yeah your receivers suck and your offensive line sucks but when you miss a guy wide open on a three-yard out that's not on your receiver that's on you

and he's now had two games in a row that have looked really bad four turnovers is karson wence here's what it comes out to pft and i want you to answer it is karson wence a bad quarterback or is karson wence a good quarterback going through a bad run i think he's a good court he's a bad quarterback that has gone through good runs because it's weird he got good and i think he's always he he's been who he is his entire career uh he's lost a little bit of his mobility i think well it lasts like two years it's but but i i think overall he's like a perfectly averaged quarterback that every now and again shows you glimpses of exactly how excited you were two years ago so he's not a franchise quarterback then i think he's an average franchise quarterback

that's not a franchise quarterback i don't know what a franchise quarterback i mean it's a guy who you can basically really beaman no franchise quarterback to me is a guy who you can say for the next 10 years we will have this quarterback and we will make the playoffs as long as he's healthy i think i'm gonna i'm gonna mark this in uh the he's injured but he doesn't want to say how injured he is well he did have an x-ray for his hand so that's a good thing for karson wence that he can kind of lean on that not at least trying to but i i actually think i i've always kind of thought karson wence was a franchise quarterback and i still see it but man he was bad today i'll put it this way right now they're what five and six five and six okay i they can

still win the division they absolutely can win the division they actually have a far easier schedule than the cowboys they have the at the dolphins that's a win giants that's a win at the redskins that's a win so they're gonna win the next three games and then they have a home game against dallas week 16 and if they win that they have the giants at the giants week 17 so they do we could be sitting here in six weeks and be like member one karson once had that bad game and then they won five in a row without a duck so get all alsham back they'll get leon johnson back i'm just saying this is the first time i've felt in my own like assessment of karson wence that maybe he's not the guy that i thought he was it's like if you have a bad cough you can you can shake

off a cough for a while but the second that a little bit of blood comes up in your cough you're like now i need to go sit now something's an issue right the three yard out that you're talking about that was the blood cough that was like a good quarterback doesn't miss this throw unless there's a problem right so there's a problem we don't know there's a problem it's i don't know what the problem is i'm not i could feel i'm not a mechanic i could feel philly fans kind of being like oh this is weird because this is not what you know we've been defending and they have a right to defend because his wide receivers have been trashed and his offensive line is banged up this year but man there are some things you're like that's fucking weird man he's not the guy that you thought

he was um all right rest of the game didn't help the kj right said after the game they knew exactly what the eagles were doing calling out their plays before they ran them that probably doesn't help not great that is always a bad thing to have a defender say after the game yeah it's not great russell wilson continues to be even his bad games are good games yeah he had some misses today where it was like what's going on with him that was an ugly win for the seahawks where they probably could have won by like three scores um but yeah wins a win i don't know what this says about me when i'm watching football but i can identify when a flea flicker is coming before the defense can i don't know if that's the camera angle or whatever and i get so excited when i pick

it out when i know that it's going to be thrown back to the quarterback before the announcers know before the defenders know on the field well you have to test this now oh i have to call him out yeah okay because this could also be i think i would bat like 95 percent this could also be this could also be dad territory where you know how everyone's dad just calls out every play and then the three he gets right he's like called it yeah that would suck if i was a dad without the whole sex part right you just i got all the worst parts of because how many have you been calling we got to see i nail him no i'm telling you i feel like i i'm nailing him at like 95 96 percent clips right now and you're saying you call it out before uh the like even the before i see

that run like turns his body before i see the defense react to it i diagnose a flea flicker better than any nfl defense now is that a defense is there slow they haven't defensive they haven't caught up to my head yet to your head but are you calling it when they're like when the we're running backs actually throwing it backwards i call it the second the running back takes like that one slower step that tells me he's not attacking all right so yeah we're gonna see it with levy on bell it's very tricky with levy on bell i should say that because he could be doing it on all the time which is why defense is what he that's probably why average is so many yards per carry because the safeties kind of have to stay back and all right the flea so we i mean we watch

a lot of football together so well you start doing that and i will report honestly back but i believe you yeah i just want to see an action i wouldn't make this up no of course not but i want to see it in action okay because i i don't think i've ever heard you do it so now you got to start saying it out loud okay i do say it out loud now you get you also get negative points for a flea flicker that you didn't say anything oh of course yeah it doesn't if it happens in your like if i'm caught off guard if i bite on the on the play fake yeah i'll be the first two minutes that might even be minus two if you call flea flicker that doesn't happen i know because if you call yeah if you call flea flicker that isn't a flea flicker that's an issue that's a minus two i thought you were

saying that if you failed to recognize if you if it happens and you don't say anything that's minus one okay and then you get plus one for every time you get it right okay yeah all right so we'll just tell you on that one yeah um and you should be you should be significantly in the plus i should be i know that it will be okay all right i believe in you i believe in you um so yeah the uh the eagles are probably still gonna make the playoffs somehow even though they've lost two games in a row where their offenses look terrible i still yeah the schedule lines up perfectly for them yeah and i don't think that the cowboys are any good right now so i i would actually bet on the eagles making out of the nfc do it nfc east do it all right uh lions redskins jeff driscoll nope nope nope he had

uh about 1.5 dalton's on the moximeter two interceptions in the final minute of the game that's hard to do mm-hmm two in the final minute and it's not like it was garbage time it's not like they were yeah you needed those this was this was serious time here uh the big story though obviously is dwayne haskin's selfie yeah was a selfie it was just a picture no he took the phone yeah it was a selfie so he thought the game was over at that point he ran to the sidelines was taking selfies with the fans meanwhile case keenam was getting pulled out onto the field to take a knee yep at the very end of the game and if you thought that joe thysman was going to watch this and let this slide buddy you don't know joe thysman because he saw and he was like this

is bush league stuff and joy his prostate was swelling up just out of sheer anger at dwayne now he's not he's not going to pee for a week okay um i saw it i really don't want to think it's a big deal but i don't think dwayne haskins played well enough to take a selfie well the game is still going on uh i think my my biggest issue was i started to think about other quarterbacks and imagining other quarterbacks doing this and finding themselves in that position yeah and i was having a tough time pulling out names that weren't bad quarterbacks to be compared to right like i could i could see james doing this it also yeah james well james the hallfamera i could see um johnny menzel doing this yeah i could see swag we absolutely do this swag but we don't know about

swag yet jury's still out on him swag would 100 literally uh i think let's see who else it's currently in the league packs and lynch packs and lynch would do it for sure if you ever want to take a picture we'll actually know someone would ask packs and lynch if they would if you would take the picture yeah of us of yeah and stands don't put yourself in it right and your weird mustache so yeah i really don't because it is one of those weird things where if you are too mad about it and i'm not mad about it at all but if you're too mad about it you're telling on yourself that's like come on that's ridiculous but he did not play well enough to do that if he had four touchdowns and 400 yards i'd like fuck it do whatever you want he's in that spot where he's been so bad

and redskins fans want him to be good that just winning a game where he's not even good and they're like look at it he's coming along and he was i think he's completed less than half of his passes and he had an interception no touchdowns they won they won i think it was his first career win actually right that's perfect that's right maybe that's how i'll explain this way in my own day he was excited to get that first win in front of that huge home field event but you know i mean i can't i can tell you i obviously do the same thing i i spent the fucking first five minutes the show saying mitch was was good or i think he said he was average he probably wasn't but when you're so bad that you have to convince yourself even uh halfway decent or not even halfway decent

like a not bad performance is somehow good that's when you know you're in a bad spot well also dwayne's young yeah he's really young yeah so i mean i can't i can't blame him too much for that i'm not mad at him for doing that at all no but it's but it's just like a class it was a weird move i can't imagine it happening to a competent organization confetti quarterback no we'll see yeah i don't even know just a week quarterback it means you can close your eyes and picture them getting confetti on their face oh i'm in the super bowl i'm so delusional i can close my eyes and imagine any quarterback can fed even check uh no but i i just think i'm putting it not mad weird move weird move and doesn't really make sense with how he played okay i i can agree

to that yeah i also i made a note here at the end of the game dustin hopkins before he kicked that field goal he was standing on the sidelines next to the space heater that they have just holding his leg out holding his shoe his right foot directly in front of the space heater heating it up and i i love i'm a sucker i am a sucker for any sort of story about a kicker doing weird shit to their shoe you gotta get like i think the redskins had a kicker a few years ago who would bake his shoe in an oven for a couple hours before the game to shrink it so it would be like three sizes smaller than the north i just like i like a good kicker shoe story i agree i agree you have to get hot any way you can so uh the lion's season was already over but it's really over don't bring

math safford back is really what the lion should be focused on and uh map Patricia i would like to see better posture out of map it's not going well it's not going well for the lions um thanksgiving day is going to be very interesting when the bears play the lion's gonna it's it's an affront to football and like what we the sport we love to have those two teams play yeah i mean it's going to be terrible to me that is the epitome of thanksgiving it's going to be really bad the lion the lion should have to play and lose to the worst team in the nfl everything uh uh and i i mean i don't actually no i want the bears to win because remember i think they're back but they're i my big thing is the bears tanking for uh strength schedule oh for next year they get the last

place they don't have the first round pick the other division losers yeah it's only two games that matter they change schedule wise but that's kind of cool but yeah no you'd rather play those yeah rather play those two teams uh okay tennessee jacksonville i don't know what to make of tennessee they're so confusing i wrote down some of their uh some of their wins and losses this year they beat the browns 43 13 they beat the chiefs last week or two weeks ago they beat the jaguars today 42 20 they lost to the broncos 16 nothing and they lost the jaguars 20 to 7 they're schizophrenic but i think they are our biggest case of did something did they like the spark did they turn the corner when they beat the chiefs i think that can we say

that i think maybe i mean derrick henry is a problem we're like impossible to solve i got a stat for you ready uh derrick henry after november from november 10th or later since 2017 so late in the season the last three years he's averaging 5.7 four yards per carry guys just don't want to tackle him i wouldn't want to season are you fucking kidding me i don't want to tackle him either i want to give a shout out to whoever it was that somehow kept derrick henry from being switched positions when he was like in high school yes because you know that there was a coach at some point that was like this is going to be a tight end this guy's awesome this guy's going to be a defensive end or like an offensive tackle or something like that he was so big and

he's always been big his entire life but for some reason derrick henry was able to be like fuck you i'm going to be a running back right and not get pushed to a different position right which is crazy for someone that's six foot three like two hundred forty five pounds yes so whoever that person was in derrick henry's life i want to thank you for not allowing him to be bullied i'd agree with that that's a i like that take he uh yeah he he really is a guy you just don't want to tackle and he scored he scored two touchdowns today in 16 seconds that game was crazy because it was seven three and a half and then you blinked and and it was all of a sudden a game being played in the 30s and 40s yeah i think just from a physical standpoint of having to run into the

end zone twice in the span of 16 seconds that's just impressive on its own yes right there and one of them was like a 70-yard touchdown yeah right yeah yeah and then they fumbled the the kickoff the jaguars did and then he scored again yeah that's that's very very impressive are the titans going to convince themselves that ryan tannell's the guy he is the guy change of scenery is all it took for ryan tannell look he needs to move this is going to be tragic because they're going to give him like a three-year deal and then next year he's going to be just ryan tannell again uh-huh well that's fine that's fine it's so tragic ryan tannell he's going to take the next step he is in the process what we're seeing right now is him taking the next step in front of her very eyes and that's

the difference between good nashville and bad nashville yeah is ryan tannell's now playing so the titans are officially one of those teams because now the afc as bad as the afc is it's made for a really fun last month and a half of uh football because you have like three or four teams that are all in there like could make the playoffs and the titans are one of them the titans are six and five they get hot they play the cults next week that's another loser leaves town game so the titans and cults are both six and five raiders six and five steelers six and five and browns five and six all those teams could be the team that gets hot and gets that six seed and all in the hunt i think that it was just today right that the dolphins were eliminated from playoff contention

oh they might have been yeah there are a lot of teams that are still in the hunt is what i'm getting at yes there are a lot of teams still in the hunt so you see that there was a big bust of uh illegal baloney that was coming across the border in el paso really it was like a record-setting bust of frozen baloney yeah i was gonna say marone was probably pretty broken he might have something to do with it what are the what might be the el chapo of lunch meets what are the what are the jaguars do now i uh i think you just go back to jacksville play some golf that's tough you do here's what they do verbal meme dug marone is wolverine and he's looking at a picture and the picture is Blake bordels yep that's a fact that's a fact that you don't know what you got till it's

gone and that's what the jags are dealing with right now you know it jacks fans at least Blake was fun nick foals is just depressing when he's not when he's playing and not playing well maybe put gardener in spark do you put gardener in a spark yeah if you're out of playoff contention another spark all right before we do the last game pft why don't you do a quick ad yeah i want to talk to you guys about our good good friends at me on these i'm wearing my me on these right now by this time of year the planners and virgos of the world have checked everything on their list while the rest of us last minute people are running around like psychos trying to figure out what to get everyone well don't fear fellow last minute gift givers even though i i actually

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okay patriots cowboys to end the recap hank's not here liam's here do you want to call him yeah he actually just texted me like as we were recording like yo everything gooty okay and then was like being real nice like how'd your move go oh he's definitely gonna fall for it okay all right so hank's not here so before we do that let's read also we had a backup plan um our good friend tom from nellie who has a rivalry with hank we were gonna call him turns out uh tom's not a real football guy because he's gonna go sweep at like midnight classic single overwork blogger dude it's midnight on a sunday you go sweep um it's actually 1am all right he's he wrote i had uh these ready to go uh if we had called him tom brady wants to play till he's 50 but can't complete 50

percent of his passes oh that's it so he was gonna say that he's gonna say this as hank when we call them uh it's okay the cowboys got called for a bullshit penalty because it makes up for the times the nfl wouldn't let the patriots get away with cheating it's true no that's true um and then follow me on twitter at hennies which is totally not a nickname i gave myself 15 that burns that is tough and that's our good friend tom fornelly continuing the rivalry uh okay let's so hank is taking a vacation just a one day vacation he's not here and we thought we'd call him and have liam just be like the recording got fucked up and pft and and big cat already left and what should i do so just just don't even just say just just run with it we're not even gonna ask him about the

patriots game because i don't want to hear him get mad about turnover luck and everything no he's he's moved on now he's on penalty luck penalty luck so just fuck with him be really serious and at the end we're just like you're just kidding do this we're at the patriots segment of the uh of the show yo um i just closed audition and like i just the the files seem like it's just not the right size for like what it is they're still i'm still uploading them right now um can i just like face time you and then like you'll just see all right all right so then i'll just have you face time yeah all right give it to me he's gonna be so sad he's he's drunk right now and he's pissed are you asleep

why are you going to bed so early we're still doing this show we're doing this show the files aren't corrupt at all the files are fine we mad were you upset were you scared i was very scared that wasn't all right okay we'll see you tomorrow congrats on the patriots Hank yeah you have any we're actually at the patriots portion of the show right now you have anything to say about uh turnover luck no oh sorry my bad all right patriots cowboys Jason Garrett's a fucking idiot yeah uh to be fair to Jason Garrett he had his mind played with all week by master puppet master bill bellichick so bellichick was talking about a story there was a story out in the news this week that uh that bellichick wanted to be the cowboys head coach

back in the day when he got fired from the browns okay slash raven said he wanted to coach for the cowboys okay and then Garrett had to deal with all the media follow-up that came from that and just imagining that jerry jones would much rather have bellichick than him yes so like knowing that his boss knows that he made a mistake going down this path okay fair um but he's dumb and exactly what we thought would happen would happen he got out coached uh which isn't really I mean bill bellichick's the best coach in NFL history but Jason Garrett really truly is stupid uh zeke aliott was running and running well and the patriots if you had one thing that you could say about them it's probably that they you can run on them a little bit because their past defense is fantastic stephane gilmore

is the defensive player of the year but he touched the ball I think he had six rushes in the second half and then he did the dan quinn special down seven with six minutes left to go fourth and seven on the patriots 11 you're in new england you're trying to beat the new england patriots you kicked a field goal it's more points you kicked a field goal you fucking idiot that's why I don't know they because the camera kept cutting back from Jason Garrett's bellichick and they both were wet and the wind was blowing on the sidelines and it looked like it had an ad for the lighthouse and Garrett got all panicky and was like I better take the points while I can on the road and then it turns out that the math didn't quite work out in his favor on that one I'm you can't expect me

perfect I'm actually at the point too because jerry jones did a all-time jerry jones in the hallway press conference after where he said with the makeup of this team I shouldn't be this frustrated we have the talent so the talent isn't the problem um what else could it be okay right so jerry this is where at a point now where guess what I don't feel bad for you dude you should have fired him a while ago it's on you the fact that he's still the coach you can't be mad that is your fault and he gave him vote of confidence too and he gave him a vote of confidence he said he's going to be our coach for the rest of the season has there ever been a coach that's been fired in the same year that let's say that the cowboys were in first place in week 15 or whatever

and they go on to to win that division has there ever been a coach fired right before their team won the division right before the playoffs right before the playoffs I could see him doing it it's just crazy to me that jerry jones keeps complaining about Jason Garrett when you are the one person who can change this problem it's I mean it is it really is your it's it's it's the drill tweet like someone help me with my budget yeah he's spending $15,000 on candles every month yeah and you're spending too much money on on a bad coach it would be helpful if Jason Garrett ever said a word and I know we mentioned it earlier but he he really doesn't talk ever and it's bizarre yeah for as much time as he gets on the camera his beady little mouth never it never opens up so I don't

know what he does in terms of coaching right what decisions is he making um I think he just yeah I don't know he just kind of hangs out and uh beats up on really bad teams which I want to have a little discussion about Dak Prescott for a second here Dak Prescott who has been very good this year Dak Prescott whenever he plays like a big time opponent it feels like he doesn't step up to it and you know the pidgeon's defenses will make anyone not look great but he is five and 13 against winning teams since 2016 so really not great so really not great and when you think about the games this year like okay they lost to the saints in New Orleans they lost to the Packers at home they lost to the Vikings at home they lost to the Patriots in New England they have beaten up on some

really shitty teams and the rest of the schedule has been not so great but fortunately for him he plays in the NFC East yeah so he gets to play six games against really shitty teams I'm just saying don't you don't you have that feeling where Dak Prescott he's got to win one of these big games for me to be like okay now I really feel because he is a good quarterback and you can't he's not like he is uh I don't know wherever you want to the floating tears or whatever he's probably somewhere in top seven whatever you want to say if you look at Troy Aikman's analysis he's uh he's in command of the second best offense in the NFL like Dak Prescott is definitely if you say yes or no should we pay this guy it's a yes right yeah that's so so I'm not even saying that oh

they should have hesitation or second thoughts I'm just saying I'd like to see him go into a hostile environment or even have a good team come to Dallas and have a really really great performance and I guess he kind of had it against the Vikings and their play calling fell apart there but I don't know it just felt like there were some plays that that could have been had and just never happened I at the very minimum I would like to see my quarterback not get his ass kicked by random people in Panama City yes that to me is one of those things where it's like uh you can't defend yourself in the bro capital of spring break after a couple jello shots how are you gonna be able to go out there at Foxboro in the wind in the rain with the smudgy cameras that we somehow still

can't figure out how to get water off of camera lenses in the year 2019 go pros we should make that go re-viral again which one's yeah the Dak Prescott remember when we did that oh yeah last year around just every yeah every spring break we should just do it and then he gets comments about it um no Dak Prescott is one of those quarterbacks though because we do this with a lot of there's there's there's guys who win Super Bowls and then there's everyone else and for everyone else it's a like pretty black and white either you're a Dak Prescott guy or not and you don't really there's no nuance in there I like that Prescott a lot I think he's a very good quarterback I think he's a guy you've got to give money to I just don't I can't remember the last time he won a big big game

we have to come up with levels our own our own names of the different levels for quarterbacks because I think where he's at right now is the the best good quarterback he is you know what he is he is right now taking over the seat that Matthew Stafford is leaving vacant yeah a guy who is a like good quarterback sometimes very good quarterback tons of talent can win you games by himself but you still haven't seen him have that big big moment the thing about about Dak though is I don't think that Dak loses too many games for you yeah that's true because he always can blame Jason Garrett he also has a lot better talent than Lions but yes yeah I just I don't know it's just an interesting thing I've been thinking about a lot with Dak because I think

he has been phenomenal this year but then I went back and looked and I was like damn remember remember when I started 3-0 like Cowboys the best team in the NFC he's the best beat no one he's the best good quarterback it's occasionally peaking at like the worst great quarterback right right he is in I've I always had the tears of suck it's just you have quarterbacks can win you Super Bowl and everyone else sucks he's the best sucky right now but that doesn't feel right no because he's better than that yeah he's better than my point he's better than suck right that's actually that's the level that he's at right now right okay so he's bet he's the suckiest quarterback that doesn't suck right got it I think so uh-huh yeah no no much better than cars and

ones yes right now at this point yeah I would rather have have Dak Prescott okay let's uh so that is those are I guess the patient he has here's what Dak Prescott does he has the ability to make Skip Bayless look sane at times and skips blind allegiance to that right occasionally one one out of every like three games I'm like Skip Bayless knew something I don't know he'll do something like hey man this guy he when he gets you know what he'll be like running well or you know like play action hitting guys on the run and you're like damn this guy's awesome and then he'll play a game like today where he wasn't he wasn't the reason the Cowboys lost but I think he could have been the reason the Cowboys won there it is yeah I finally got to it he could have he could

have won that game for the Cowboys if he had elevated his game an extra spot yep Skip Bayless isn't going to be throwing his jersey into the trash this week right but he might put it in the penis height microwave for just like a couple seconds there it is just to let him know yes you're not above this the Cowboys defense played well enough to have Dak Prescott win that game for him and then the Patriots are just going to keep winning games ugly and I don't think anyone I mean I know no one on the Patriots cares but this is just their MO like they just kind of beat up teams with their defense which is all time and their offense I don't think their offense is ever going to click like I don't think because they just don't have Antonio Brown's going back to kill Harry

looks good but like they don't have those difference makers like a Gronk or an Antonio Brown or a Josh Gordon when he's healthy kind of guy I'm going to play Hank's role real quick okay and do your pot well they don't need to big cat yeah they don't have they like winning ugly right now and it's they're winning in a way that is utterly demoralizing for anyone that's trying to play them and if you look at their offense yeah they don't have they don't have like a big play wide receiver but they got Julian Edelman future Hall of Famer that's proven that he's the best wide receiver in the history of the NFL in the playoffs well you and you forgot one thing there's still a 50% chance that Antonio Brown and Rob Gronkowski come back together together also Nikhil Harry might be a

better wide receiver than Josh Gordon or Antonio Brown ever was true if you saw that catch today did you see Gottlieb oh my god I gotta pull up this Gottlieb I can tell you that I did not what would you oh it was a good got we need to start treating Gottlieb like we do Rick Riley because he does drop Gottlieb sometimes they're like that's a Gottlieb like that was a good what steals tweets that's that's a true golly that's a that's a true okay he wrote uh when Nikhil Harry dropped a ball he wrote can't drop that okay a lot of that's good that's how he spells his name holy shit and it had zero retweets yikes that's still to this day eight hours ago eight hours how many how many likes 24 likes he has 264 thousand followers how hard that is to do a tweet with that many followers

you would have to try I don't think I could yeah I don't think either of us could what was the one that he had the other week it was like uh he took out some letters because there was no D oh yeah that was um fuck it was really good yeah there was no D I can't remember might have I don't know there was no D it was so good and I was like uh that's this is a really good tweet Doug oh it's Portland oh yeah yeah Portland Trailblazers he's so bad at Twitter oh fuck um yeah someone replied and then it's just it's gotta suck to be him because like every time you tweet someone just replied and can't and steal and credit that's for yeah never forget never forget no no never forgive never forget okay so let's go let's move on to who's back Peter you got one more ad yeah I do all right do it

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understood why that's the big drinking night instead of Friday i always feel like Friday is the better night to go out because you don't have to worry about being hung over at Thanksgiving i think you can be hung over on Thanksgiving the only like two things you don't need to do or get a or end up on the bar still on Instagram page probably yeah yeah yeah it also is an age thing it's an age thing i don't think you can be hung over like in your 30s that then it's like okay everyone's sitting watching you at Thanksgiving like what's going on yeah is there an issue here get your act together right whereas like when it's like it's like almost cute and funny when you're your 20s yeah it's like oh that's so funny when i was 29 the night before Thanksgiving i broke a

toilet there you go that was pretty cool and you weren't even drunk but no it was like that's great like classic pft breaking a toilet going out with a bang so young and crazy and now that i'm in my 30s if i break a toilet it's like we have a problem yeah we we have to talk about this because well mostly because it'd be your second toilet breaking yeah then at that point it's it's a pattern yeah right um all right pft what do you got uh one oh well you have two did you see the pants video i'm just gonna say pants incredible yeah really incredible shorts on he he puts on one leg and then a shoe and then the other leg and then the shoe yeah clearly somebody who doesn't know how to put pants he has not i mean he doesn't put pants on in in 18 years incredible you're out of practice

for 18 years and anything you're not gonna remember how to do it he's gotta feel so weird tonight like just having pants on you think he goes to sleep in the pants i don't know but no i bet you rips him off the second he has a chance he probably does there's probably a small part of him that's kind of upset that they won yeah that's what i was saying to him it's like when you live the life of luxury wearing shorts all the time for 19 years then you have to go back and everyone knows you as the shorts guy yeah you're like a little bit that that that like little level of fame just kind of like very small community based fame is kind of a cool thing to have yeah i bet he feels like you know when they make twice fruit wear like a long sleeve shirts yes that's that's exactly right

what if his legs develop an allergy to pants like that hockey goalie had a couple years ago yeah pads or just breaks out hosa yeah breaks out a rash on his shins not good um all right who's your who's back pft uh my who's back of the week is the ncda why the ncda is back big time because so weisman he's they're gonna let him play yep they're allowing him back at at memphis but he has to pay $1400 and fines to the ncda okay which is just i applaud the ncda for figuring out a way to um find your players who aren't allowed to be making money and expect them to pay you yeah to come back and play that's like it's next level super villainry so like congratulations for innovation the ncda is terrible and we we agree in that but it is funny when everyone's like

you're finding a guy who who gets paid nothing i'm pretty sure james weisman's got paid they figured they figured that out he's making money but it's also he should be making money above board and he should be making a lot more money he should be making market value but james weisman's making money it should um it actually might be a trap if i'm advising weisman like if you if you're able to pay a $1400 fine back to the ncda they might just suspend you and be like how are you able to afford to pay this right well and then j williams in classic fucking duke fashion he's doing like go fund me so then he's gonna donate it to james weisman and get memphis like you know they're gonna get the death penalty oh so he's trying to eliminate because he thinks that that memphis

could potentially beat duke later on probably trying to get rid of their best player right right okay right is this a recruiting violation of some in some way hopefully for duke for hopefully yeah well the they won't it won't matter coach k will just pay off the fucking ncda we should just start he always does is the ncda even allowed to find people i i never remember this being part of their mo before just now i don't know i feel like if you issue a fine to somebody with enough confidence and just hope that they pay you you probably get it right once every like two or three times well basically through the through this entire process of paying players and all this discussion about what the ncda does it's it's essentially come down to the fact that the ncda

just is that guy in your friend group who organizes shit uh-huh and no one wants to be the guy who organizes shit so they're like what does the ncda do like well they kind of organize you know like the schedules they made reservations at different places you know like everyone has to play each other and then they like they get the gym time they get the ice time it's like well yeah actually you know what i don't really want to do that you know what memphis should do memphis should just pay the head of the ncda by allowing him to attend a freshman philosophy course yeah that's probably worth about 1500 dollars yes right there right yeah you get to take the uh the intro to uh to earth sciences yeah and sit in a classroom with 500 people sneaky hard class earth sciences yeah i

remember that was hard i think dinosaurs is another class it took it was very hard human anthropology was a tricky one for me actually you know what i was in this one class that i got a d minus end but it was the class that i probably uh i'm the most proud of i learned how to read ekg results and i i was allowed into the class by mistake and so it was like a 400 level uh biology class where i was basically taking this course alongside doctors yeah and i had to teach myself like how to what the human heart was made out of i ended up passing it by like the skin of my teeth but somehow i got out of it sick yeah it's a sick flash i'm your doctor right now if i just basically told a totally inconsequential story to say you're a doc yeah if i read your ekg results

right now i could tell you how big the different chambers of your heart were yeah you'd be like yeah that is you do you do eat too much chili uh huh that's what the prognosis would be i do you have any other who's back uh yeah my other who's back in the week is weed yeah so uh arizona state versus oregon on saturday night was awesome was an awesome game the ref got on the mic and he said please reset the game clock to four minutes and 20 seconds oh and the crowd the crowd went nuts the arizona state students went nuts and probably arizona state in oregon i would guess smoke the most weed now arizona state's ecstasy as a combined yeah but you big all big molly but when you come down it's true yeah how'd you know i don't know i don't know um

that is awesome that's an awesome moment pack 12 after dark that's right that game was was very fun to watch um all right my who's back of the week i got two uh feast week just feast week in general and all the sports this is when your eyes bleed because you just watch college basketball all day and then football that when thursday starts you have football day thanksgiving and then that friday is one of the sneaky favorite days because it has the start of rivalry week and you have random games at like noon on a friday is that the egg bowl uh the egg bowls play thursday night okay like nebraska iowa is always friday which is awesome to watch i think virginia virginia tech like random games i love watching on that friday um and then you have a full then you still have a

full college football weekend in front of you so there's nothing better and then oh it's also rivalry week means the reintroduction of prank wars between two schools and played each other every year yes um and then uh the other who's back is people getting really mad about regional regional foods on twitter this is a big week for that for thanksgiving yeah just just just like food takes in general get very annoying around thanksgiving time you know someone's gonna do the cranberry sauce debate someone's gonna do the stuffing is actually overrated debate it's actually called dressing i've i've heard you know the pumpkin pie stuff i've heard the like oh do you have ham or you know like people do that it just sucks the whole thing sucks

turns out you probably eat something different than someone else in a different part of the country or has a different like ethnic background than you crazy but you know what we can all come together and agree that eating a shitload of food is awesome is really good that's the thing so just whatever whatever food you like growing up in whatever region you grow up in just make sure to three times the normal amount of it and then you know what you get a stomach ache no matter what part of the country you're from if you get too full and that's the greatest part of the year point out the guy who's gonna be like oh yeah actually the like my the green bean casserole is my favorite or like oh i put marshmallows in this like you know how everyone just does this for the

entire week just stop we've done this debate a billion times i will say don't go around putting raisins and shit that raisins don't need to be no don't do that don't do that no no no you don't do you put raisins and shit i don't care you put raisins in your food i don't give a fana yeah all right you did do that i don't do that i triggered you i'm so that uh that viral tweet that's like going around like controversial food take oh look at the yes look at the reply so that's some of them are like absolutely hilarious whereas like people being dead serious like a guy said saint louis has the best chinese food fact fact like a guy was like i i like uh i like rancher on my steak instead of barbecue i so twitter i can buy hank doing that yeah yo definitely twitter by

nature like there will always be an underlying food debate that's like simmering on twitter but there are certain times where food debates take over your entire timeline you're like this sucks that happens right now and then it's like when die hard i was gonna say that's yeah that's next to gox don't do it gox and trary wingo we like you gox we're gox family don't do it but yeah it's when these stupid annoying debates take over the entire timeline yeah oh you know what another big one is eggnog good or bad yep yep why do we do this every year yep you like it like you like it or you don't so i like the simmering food debates where it's like you can you can actively ignore the food debates going on twitter when it gets to a point like this week where we are forced

to read them all that's when it sucks um okay uh oh turduckans are back too yes turduckans are back big time we should do a big turduckan and just have the center of it be a devlin hodges we should have hank fry a turkey when it's frozen and blow himself up indoors just do all the steps he's not gonna listen to this so he won't even know uh-huh we should do that you know the real turkey is obama obama obama uh all right ck question pft promo code take ten dollars to ck my ck question i get six redskins tickets for that six redskins tickets damn you can buy you can buy enough to do a whole protest yeah can you kidnap enough people against their will to take them to a redskins game for free this is why the media is broken uh ck question promo code take ten dollars off

do you want to do football guy of the week yeah let's do football guy of the week that was a good question uh we're at the we're at american ninja warrior time by the way american ninja warrior is on 140 in night what's the name of the guy it's like andy weed yeah like kelly weed or something yeah it's the crossfit version of dick wolf these guys and it's also the weird part is it's like old american ninja warrior it's it's clearly was filmed like four or five years ago yeah who cares once the one person you know what these guys are these guys are the bangles fan that is living on his roof to get away from his wife they're that exact guy except they construct an obstacle course in their backyard that they spend nine hours on right from sun up to sundown to get away from their

and the best part about american ninja warrior these guys are are great athletes but they should you know how there's this wall i think we have to climb the big wall to finish yeah it shouldn't be a wall it should just be someone standing there with a baseball and throws it to him and see if they can catch it i've always guaranteed they can't none of those guys can triple the basketball no no that should be the final challenge like here catch this football that's it and then they they all drop it wouldn't that be hilarious if they all like climb these huge walls do this obstacle course swim through this thing go through this net and then you just throw him a full five yard out and he can't catch it yeah their bodies are idiot savants like einstein couldn't tie his

shoes no einstein could build a nuclear bomb marie discuss his way cooler too smartest guy in the world married his cousin people don't talk about that enough um do you know that mm-hmm yeah that's fucked up so did uh fdr but married your cousin wow when you see a hot piece of ass like ellen yeah the like late 30s very handsome woman i think we as a society had a moment for marrying cousins yeah was marrying cousins having a moment it i don't know it is it's like pantheon officially high at the end of the show is that your pantheon of incest okay um raiders football guy of the week let's get this back together on track for raiders uh head coach john gruden for calling ref uh fucking cocksucking motherfucker he did that and and he did it in the meadowlands inspired by tony soprano

yes that's when um you kind of wish you put the play calling sheet in front of your face no i i like it better this way i'll say john gruden actually he doesn't give a shit he's on a sinking ship yeah literally said i'm on a sinking ship um michael ervin for getting very spiritual and breaking down cowboys patriots so what did he say i think he said something along the lines of goliath wasn't sent to defeat david he was sent to make david believe that he could beat goliath i don't know i was one of the more coherent things that michael ervin said on the air he didn't howl like a dog in the middle of his explanation so i feel like of course i i think we've talked about this but michael ervin super bowl week miami florida i mean he is like the mayor of miami

it's going to be shout out miami by the way danie boy king that's the worst loss ever to fi u is 20 point favorites ned's revenge butch butch davis revenge game crazy um all right injured youngstown state quarterback nathan mays for taking one last nap in his career despite being out for the season i watch this video do you watch this video i did not see this one what did he injure because he like couldn't even put weight on it it looked like he just had gotten injured do they not oh yeah so they're they're carrying him out into the field his left leg isn't it weird he's dangling right i think his leg died uh huh i did either that or they don't have is he waiting in line for surgery it seems somewhat concerning that he's not able to put

any weight on it but he also doesn't have any sort of medical device on his leg like a brace or a cast or anything right he's just kind of hanging out right dealing with an injury like like a deer in the wild might if they tore their ass so you thought that was weird right yeah it looks a little weird it looks like if you had if you dropped nathan mays and i'm sure he's a nice guy and shout out uh coach bow but if you drop maith and nays on the ground he'd still be laying on the field and he would never be able to get out like up or home or anything and he took a knee that was the play they let him take a knee as they were beating uh illinois state sick of me through i was actually the redskins to draft them and just have him be their victory formation guy can i say

something yeah uh because it is it is uh american ninja warrior hour i was like there's a one percent part of me that was hoping that they would shiano this guy and just fucking do a full rush it might actually improve his leg it would have been so funny like if you if you're just a pissed off kid who are they playing they're playing illinois state yeah if you're just so you know robert's and you're just like fuck this man i don't want to lose my last game is everyone else's last game too that's true i'm just gonna blow up the line here i mean you have you have your one chance to get on sports center and be the discussion of the week yeah damn just one time um all right uh last texas head coach tom herman for pumping his players up by headbutting them without a helmet

and then they'd lost by like a billion that's fine he was a melancholy the boy's going that sucks that clip has gone all around listen texas is back to being not back officially i think we can say right tom herman um i guess good is he still kisses players i think so i don't know i think he's channeled all his weird sexual energy into designing that like uterus shaped thing that's going to be in the texas stadium oh yeah that's very weird yeah very very weird so yeah texas is uh not back and might be looking for new coach probably not yes maybe it depends on it depends on how drunk the boosters that matter are true yeah true because like at any given time if there's like one poker game that goes bad in texas you can just end up with a pissed off booster ready to

make a buyout well good news is uh the cowboy's covered today so tom herman you have a job for another week that's true yeah um all right last actually no it's probably worse that the boosters made money betting on the cowboy oh yeah you're right now they're right frisky with the buyout checks yeah you need to you need to hope and pray that uh that other texas teams don't cover the yes that's true um okay last up i just wanted to mention one thing not to brag what we called it but um elon musk is just a front for jeff bezos because his cyber truck was one of the funniest things we've ever seen yeah the the black wheels that doesn't have the angular thing they threw that rock at it and it went through i don't yeah but he was just like pretty good yeah he's like well

oh no actually it didn't go through it it just shattered the he's like yeah we have this state of the art uh you know bulletproof glass and they threw a little rock at it and it just shattered it is that truck meant for mars or is that supposed to be used here on planet earth i think it's the elon musk just sells shit we don't need the memories sold all those fucking blow torches he's got a a interesting business model with this thing though which is if you sell something for a high enough ticket price you only have to sell like two of them right so the world's dumbest rich people and then you end up making a profit and now jeff bezos is getting a pass again i don't know if that's true but he when people talk about elon musk doing stupid shit they forget about jeff bezos

that's true that's true he's a brilliant describe wait what is the cyber part of this truck i does the truck i think it has wi-fi the truck has wi-fi it's just like it's just like if you put blockchain in front of anything then it becomes bitcoin related bro you can you cyber truck you can hook that shit up to your spotify it shows you on your uh on your navigation system where all the horny local singles are yeah it's so sick cyber truck who doesn't need a cyber truck i hope that goes like i hope we go backwards in evolut well we kind of are but get back to the hummer days remember when the h2s were just no the og hummers yeah the og hummers then but then the h2 was like well this one isn't that bad for the environment he should put flame flowers on the side of his

cyber truck yeah and i mean cyber truck it up like tax fall out of the cyber truck i bet that thing doesn't even have a bitch in sound system i bet she's got some like shitty just uh normal quality subwoofers in there knowing you on musk he probably built the whole cyber truck and then like didn't put any cup holders in uh you sit down you're like wait where the fuck do i put my coffee it comes with uh like the i the itunes or the iphone that had u2 on it yeah it comes preloaded with all of grimes albums it's just like a big scam to make his girlfriend more money oh man all right that's our show we'll see everyone wednesday reminder reminder we're not gonna have a show on friday but we're gonna do an extra long wednesday probably do two interviews and throw in a preview

for the whole weekend so that anyone who has to work on friday morning has something extra to listen to but uh yeah we'll see everyone on wednesday love you guys you