Pardon My Take - NFL Week 14 Recap, Blowouts Galore, The Bears Suck And Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

NFL Week 14, Fastest 2 minutes. Recapping every game from Sunday as we watch the second half of Bears/Packers ( 00:02:13 - 00:07:07) Browns/Ravens (00:14:33 - 00:22:29) WFT/Cowboys (00:22:29 - 00:30:33) Chiefs/Raiders (00:30:33 - 00:43:14) Titans/Jaguars (00:43:14 - 00:59:10) Falcons/Panthers (00:59:10 - 01:05:49) Saints/Jets (01:05:49 - 01:13:13) Seahawks/Texans (01:13:13 - 01:23:13) Broncos/Lions (01:23:13 - 01:28:42) Chargers/Giants (01:28:42 - 01:32:09) 49er/Bengals ( 01:32:09- 01:36:44) Bucs/Bills ( 01:36:44 - 01:49:11) We wrap up with who's back of the week and Football guy of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take week 14, blowout week. A couple of great games in there, though. We're going to recap every game. We're going to do fastest two minutes. We also are starting the recording right at the second half of Bear's Packers kickoff,

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As Lamar Jackson came down with a purple sprain, purple sprain. I would walk 500 miles, Garrett proclaimed the season is not over for the Browns. As the Browns first produced their pistol, then produced their baker, said Cleveland and Deliver because they've got whiskey in the jar. This landry, Browns 24, Ravens 22. To Ryle John Maryland, where fast times at Ridgemont, Heineck, he got the ball knocked out of his Mr. Hand and threw a costly piccoli. In true Texas form, the Cowboys brought their own electric chairs to the sideline, as Jerry

Jones and Dr. Dre said these benches ain't shit. Young GZ Greg Zurline put on for a city and 10 boys with four field goals. Cowboys 27, the Washington football team, 20. The Packers just scored, fuck. In Charlotte where Hayden her so good, come on baby, Hayden her so good, scored for the Falcons, and speaking of hurts, my eyes when I'm watching Cam Newton play football, but I'm shh. Kevin MacKayle Walker's drop stepped in front of a pass and the Panthers went tuba diving

to the bottom of the NFC south since Christian McCaffrey's leg got the bends. Falcons 29, Panthers 21. What? Bumps? In Kansas City, where Mike Hughes line isn't anyway, scored six points that didn't really matter. Tyrancy Reagan Matthew had a nose for the ball as the Chief swallowed the Raiders hole. This game was on ice early as Clyde Edwards-Hellair conditioning made sure the Chiefs never had

to sweat. The Chiefs take down the Raiders, 48-9. Raiders. Thought some prayers to the boy. In Tennessee where loser Trevor Lawrence threw four interceptions and loser James Robinson only had four yards on six carries, Marvin Jones Jr. who was a loser might I add, his dad's probably a loser too, had a decent game and a losing effort. The defense comprised of a bunch of losers lit up 20 points and the coaching staff who

were all losers might I add lost the game, except of course Urban Meyer who has won three national titles and is a winner's winner. Titans 20, loser Jaguar zero. Lose one isn't anyway, boom. Ah, I liked it. Tomorrow High where Melvin Gordon Ramsey told the Lions, these kneecaps taste like shit in the on his way to two scores. Prince Albert Oakway Nunebaum pierced through the Lions D for a score.

The one bright spot for Detroit was Khalif Everybody Loves Raymond's Touchdown, remind the fan base that Barone wasn't built in a day. Led Zeppelin Bridgewater has built a stairway to seven wins. The Broncos 38, the Lions 10. In Cincinnati where any defender saying they could guard George turned out to be a pretty kid or liar as he went for 151 yards and a touchdown. Jamar Schmello Chase camped out in the end zone and said I want more and overtime the crowd was chanting let's go Brandon as IU put up some suspicious points late at night

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half though that first half was awesome how did that happen how did we how did the Bears play an incredible first half that was full of exciting plays and just fun and I was cheering and I was yelling and I was yelping and it was like it was like just feeling alive again they were fast Matt Nagy was calling good plays and then we start this podcast and literally the second that we start the real show Justin Fields get strips sacked on a holding call too if you hold you shouldn't get it give up a strip sack yeah this is like the reverse wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd album where they started the second half in sync with us starting this podcast so that they would know to maximize exactly when this show would need them to have

the colossal fuck ups I appreciate the commitment to the artistry by the Bears there but good news here's a touch down so we have to say good news and then that the good news is now irrelevant what I was gonna say because it was about to be wrong we've been we've been recording now for seven minutes and the Packers have scored twice they also scored during boomers you heard that I like how all right well so guess what you sick fucking perverts you're gonna get to listen to the rest of this game and I'm sure the Packers are gonna end up winning by like 25 and Hank has a parlay that he sent me he's like hey if anyone wants to bet this he sent it to me it was like Packers to win by 45 Aaron Rodgers throw 17 touchdowns

and Devonte Adams to have 45 touchdowns in my defense pick out you have given me zero faith I know to believe all you've done is talk down there so when I think about it I'm like what's what is Big Cat Bears fan I also thinks they're terrible and they're gonna get smoked so and yeah again I said to you earlier I was with you in Arizona when they got beat like 41 to zero yeah the famous 20 that's what I'll always think of when I think of Bears 2014 when it was actually it was it was basically Aaron Rodgers playing against the Bears if you played on all the sliders in your favor on rookie mode and it's not even fun this is how bad they beat us this is what I don't like in the first half yet

you sat Aaron Rodgers and you did the discount double check in his face yeah the first quarter I know you got to take your chances when they're there because you so very rarely get to even do that so I understand the feeling that okay we need to celebrate when we have the chance yes but also if you do that to Aaron you're poking the bear a little bit but he's already been poked he's always been poked he's a surly guy who should be immunized he's a surly mal content who doesn't like anyone who doesn't have any friends and he should be in prison so listen the small I'll have that first half that that that run back from Joaquin Grant was an electric you had the jet sweep yeah Matt Nagy's been calling great plays has actually

been billed laser I assume cuz anything good that happens I assume it's not Matt Nagy well at halftime Matt Nagy said I am having fun that was the quote that he gave well he probably thought it was a two-quarter game he said I'm having fun well we're all having fun this is fun isn't it guys this is bad this is now bad this is getting it was it was not a war crime now it's getting close to a war crime well I think it's gonna get way worse can I give you a spin zone on this if Matt Nagy wins this game and the bears go on a little run a little trot in the season no they get into that Nickelodeon game then Matt Nagy might have a case keep me around let's not change you don't want to ruin things for rookie quarterback

and put him in a new system you're too he's gone he's already been fake fired I know he's been fake fired but I'm saying you you kind of don't want him to win this game they there's so far back from the playoffs that there's like there's every the bears are essentially the those people who post like the Lions who have been eliminated officially today which is sad but they're in that camp where like people put together half drunk theories where every single game has to go your way and then you got to throw in a random tie as well the khaki told me that you guys were not eliminated yet so until until Steve Kornacky unrolls his phantom scroll that he keeps on by the way I'm a Kornacky scroll truth or I don't

think that he actually has anything written on that piece of paper probably not he it's just a prop for probably not alright so we're gonna we'll recap the rest of this game as it goes along it's gonna get bad I can feel it just the tenor like of just hitting record and two touchdowns happening that fast but we will jump in every now and then I just Adam just so you know where my head's at so everybody should know that Hank has fully embraced his heel turn thanks new his new bit now is to just be grumpy very hateful ladies and Hank was Hank was threatening murder you're angry or smug with all right you guys are really twisting this very smart grumpy man would say that I'm not grumpy at all I'm the

happiest person in the world well because you're the only one who got your full meal he's also happy because you're sad yeah by the way that's he's angry or he's happy because somebody else is sad and he's already cashed his bears lose by a thousand parley in his head yes exact and and we'll also we'll get to some of Hank's shenanigans later with some of these teams that he's rooting for okay so all right let's hop into the game so let's hop into week I love you guys I just I would just want that on the record you don't mean that I do mean that I don't parley if you love me you take me off send it to everyone else no big hat god forbid you thought I was gonna bet that no absolutely not it was Packers to win by 45 it was like will be the first part of my

take to die it was like $10 to win a million minus 300 everything that had to happen good for the Packers all right let's get into the games let's talk let's start with the everyone's favorite division the afc north that no one wants to win uh browns ravens browns 24 ravens 22 so let's start with the ravens I think the ravens if you're a ravens fan you officially you probably already won it before but with Marlon Humphries getting hurt last week and Lamar Jackson getting hurt this week we don't know how long he's gonna be out you officially are the champions of most injured team of 2021 like I said you probably already had that crown but this was like this was the final piece of having Lamar Jackson getting hurt you ravens fans have every right

to complain about injuries and this team was already like on the precipice of falling apart and then Lamar Jackson got hurt and Tyler Huntley actually played okay and brought them back but it's over the the ravens have won the award for most injured hang the banner in baltimore if you have your if you're a guy who likes to have the ravens record in your twitter bio replace that with most injured team of 2021 or just don't update it from this point out and they have outperformed their their injury luck that they've had so far because going into this they were like the most injured team of the preseason too yes so it's like preseason champions and regular season they lost when it comes to that both they're running back and one of their starting cornerbacks in in in

training camp and I think they've had some line issues too um and now that Lamar is done I think well they said he's got a lower ankle sprain so that could that might not be that that could be like a a two week injury two and a half russia wilson would say like i'm going to walk it off tomorrow yes i'll be practicing i actually haven't i haven't taken myself out of the game even though i have one foot is how russia will try to play in a wheelchair yeah but uh they had a nice little comeback harbaugh gave us a new little wrinkle to think about when it comes to win to go for two and win to kick an extra point okay because he went for two down nine later on in the game okay so you would think that uh you kick the extra point you go down eight it's a one-score game

right uh uh uh no the analytics community would tell you that you're going to have to go for two at some point so we already know if you're down 14 go for two right yep always now i think we have to add this one that if you're down nine you go for two because you're going to have to go for two anyways to win you're going to want to know exactly when you need to get that two points yes that's true because now you've got no it's half the battle later yeah and then jesson tucker had an awesome free kick because jesson tucker's a magician yep anything that he touches with his foot turns to gold yeah and uh but yeah they came back well in this game the browns offense was a little weird i was gonna say that's more about the browns like the browns defense won this game the browns

defense did enough they had to do like to make big stops in big moments the browns offense i don't they're just weird because you thought they could run the ball they really couldn't run it that great today like not the dominating run that they've been used to and they didn't score in the in the entire second half like they had a couple good drives and that was it that's they're just they just haven't figured it out i think they win this game though flamar jackson plays because hollywood brown was excuse me mark you mean the ravens win this game yeah yeah yeah i think yeah i think so because marquise brown was open a couple times huntley missed them on a few bad overthrows yep and obviously just you know he's lamar jackson so he's probably gonna be better

than huntley who did though play play play pretty well for the ravens in the second half um i don't know if anyone wants to win the afc north though no because now the afc north is very very cloudy um i think the ravens are are in i mean it's not a crazy thing to say they're in big trouble without lamar jackson and oh yeah they have packers at bangles and rams coming up so not exactly like an easy schedule down the stretch and now the afc north we were talking about it the afc north at times we've been like oh the afc north might be the best division in football because each team has taken a turn maybe not the stealers but each team has taken a turn in the sun where it's like oh they're really really good and the none of the teams are truly awful but then you

actually look at it like wait none of these teams are good either they're just i think all the teams in the when they play their best games are very good but they usually don't play their best right they're just very average teams i think man this really makes me wish that the stealers won on thursday night if the stealers won that game i would say like the stealers might actually look like they're the best team right now and they would all be within one game in the win column and and they're all now they are one game in the lost column obviously the stealers have that tie but here's what i'll say nice claypool here's what i'll say nice about the afc north i i would imagine if i had to guess you know how they usually flex one game to end it uh sunday night

football week 18 which sounds weird to say uh it feels like the afc north will probably have that game for the division which will be fun like that will be fun i think the i think the browns play the bangles maybe it'll be that i like that that would be a lot of fun who wins that division right so so that's one good thing to look at if you're afc north thing if you're a fan of the division um only other notes i had uh to carris mckinley i forgot he was on the browns that's why you don't give up on first round picks there you go myles garrett was awesome yeah he was awesome he was very good but to carris mckinley i was like oh i remember when he was on the falcons and he sucked and they just benched him you know what myles garrett reminds me of when you used to do

like a creative player in madden and you just you get wild with it and you'd say you know what i'm gonna make the tallest player that you can make i'm gonna make the strongest player you can make and also oh yeah i'm gonna make him the fastest player on the field yes that's it myles garrett doesn't look like he should be able to run that fast it's it's a crime against god that he's able to run that the strongest fastest guy out there who's just an absolute monster and uh yeah i mean i guess all right right now if you had to pick a team from the afc north that you feel most confident in okay um i i think it's the brown i think it might be the brown because they're defense and because they can't run the ball they didn't run the they chose not to run the ball today

yes but they can we know that they can run the ball they're built for december dare i say they're built for playoff weather hank what tomlin big ben all the experience yeah history one more year if they won that game one more year chase claypool still mad at chase claypool chase claypool although billy is billy is a chase truther billy thinks that it wasn't his fault that they lost the game billy thinks that it should have been a uh a penalty like penalty against the vikings for knocking the ball out of his hand yeah that's just a heads up yeah but if he if he had just brought the ball back to the middle of the field that never would have happened we know it was waiting till the ref got there no no no no no no because he he could have done that little celebration then the ref would

got there they got a place that's oh so you're actually just saying the quote chase claypool said yeah okay got it so your mouthpiece for chase clay that's exactly what he i know but then chase claypool thought that his teammate knocked the ball out that's why i was freaking out like why would you do knock the ball out no it was really the viking you're just you're just a pr your pr flak for chase claypool you're saying what he said i know but it also should have been a penalty just just looking at the tape no he he he was an idiot and he cost them that game i will stand by that yeah if it wasn't for that i would say time and place but now i'm gonna i'm gonna see the browns even though i think we've been we've been saying for the last few weeks that the browns look like

they're probably gonna be the odd man out in that division i don't know it's i don't know anymore also each each team has a pretty tough uh like end of the schedule to him so so man oh also i just realized it's gonna be fun to watch it's the uh it's the gray cup tonight yeah and in canada the clock stops after every play chase claypool's canadian got it he's still dealing with the transition that makes that makes sense and uh billy saw the santa con on saturday no he actually was there yeah totally was he yeah oh okay i want to go to santa con next year my buddy had a picture before you exit your 20s you should do it before you said dirty yeah absolutely do it um all right next up cowboys washington football team

uh i'm i think the big story today coming out of the dmv area is that we're all praying for lamar jackson's ankle i think you got to think about people's health first and foremost got it but there was also this game today um taylor heineke was again bad taylor heineke he goes back and forth sometimes very bad taylor heineke now if this game this game swung on the benches clearly if the football team had the benches that jerry jones imported from dallas texas he put them on a plane flew them first class from dallas to washington dc he should kick some troops off the plane probably kick troops off the plane yeah flew into reagan took them up on a bus put them in our stadium that's the difference right there we were not prepared to deal with defending against

not only a 53 man roster but also their own benches that they bring from home when that story hit twitter this morning it was it was a true touch grass moment where people were getting upset about benches and i was like what am i missing something here what's what's the big issue people were at like jerry jones say what you want about him but i was a fan until he had those benches go under the side yeah the worst thing that he's ever done is providing his players with a comfortable place to sit but honestly like it's a good decision for jerry jones knowing the knowing the facilities that we were right and ral jon maryland right that's if you if you get to pick where your team can sit keep them away from all the sewage pipes yes that's number one and also you know everything

at field level we've seen what that field can do the benches so yeah i i don't have a problem with what jerry jones did off you don't like it then bring your it sounds like a bunch of broke boys who don't own benches that's sure that are complaining about it there's another serious pregame story that now had people worried to pft what's that oh the hat michael oh the hat yeah the hat i found the hat though i found the hat the hat was remember when we're gonna burn the hat when we went to buffalo i think that played a factor you had you had people worried i wasn't warmed up with hat the hat didn't have enough time to prepare for this game but when we went to buffalo i i put a different hat a warmer hat on over it at times because it's very cold there and i was

doing literally doing hat on hat football and i didn't think to check inside the old hat so on saturday when i'm looking for the rg3 hat it was nowhere to be found i found it this morning i felt good but yeah my whole vibe with the hat was messed up going into the game it was a short week for the hat yeah so yeah unfortunately well the hat's still 13 and 0 and it's last 13 games against the spread that it's picked got it but it hasn't gambled on any of but it hasn't bet on any of those games or won any money astra but i do it not for me big cap right people right but if you bet on them then it really matters right right but it matters for people out for the people that are listening uh mike mccarthy he goes down when you when you when you when you list them it's like

joe nameth super bowl 3 mark messier eastern conference finals 1994 jim harbaugh 1986 michigan ohio state paul the octopus and mike mccarthy week 14 against taylor heinecky guaranteeing a win it really went out on a limb on that one that you kind of wasted it mike yeah you kind of wasted your guarantee of a win i don't think you can do it again and you used it week 14 against taylor heinecky whoops all right so at halftime washington had 29 yards of total office he was 2 for 12 for 19 yards he looked very bad in the first half very very bad but then he did have that one sweet point downfield yes where he was just he had all the time in the world in the backfield and he pointed his finger up at he pointed like to god he was like he was like tapping god on the

shoulder like watch this it's me your finest creation you're gonna be very proud of me with his throw and then he under threw i think it was terry mccloren by like 17 yards he already got him concussed was that the one that got him concussed that was a different one that terry caught okay that was also under thrown yeah but he did it was a sweet point he was like he called a shot i'm throwing the ball straight up in the air and anytime you see a quarterback do that you know that it's about to be really fucked up well here's what i'll say in defense of taylor heinecky um the cowboys are finally healthy on defense and the combo of randy gregory and demarcus lorence like that is a like they couldn't block anyone they couldn't block micah parsons all over the field they could

not block anyone it was crazy to watch so the cowboys like that that game was way more about the cowboys and dak actually was not very good no dak was off but the cowboys defense like they obviously gave up some yards in in garbage time the pic six made it look closer than it actually was but the cowboys defense like if those guys stay healthy and they're playing like that they are now it's crazy to think how loaded the nfc is in terms of contenders and how weak the afc is in relation but yeah the cowboys like that i walked away from that game thinking the cowboys are back to being for real for real because that defense won that game not the offense with all of the weapons that we all talk about also credit hank stew finer helped us out sniffing out that

rat line the biggest rat line of the week um because it did like going into that game like well how are the washington football team four and a half point dogs i mean i i knew that i think on friday show was like this point spread actually seems too low for me i feel like the cowboy should have been favored by more than four and a half and then at kickoff it moved up to six and a half points uh i there was the fumble six on defense and then we got to pick six and then antonio gibson had that fumble in the second half those are those are the plays that change the outcome of this game i'm still i'm bullish on the yoffs for the for the washington football team oh are you we're still in the offs right now if the season ended today it would be playoff city we i think

we moved down to the seventh seed today if we went out if we win our games against the eagles and then win against not a giant not not easy but we can still lose to the cowboys again and then well maybe we'll bring our own benches to arlington see if jerry likes that can get his own medicine yeah but if we win those two games against the eagles and then win against the giants and still lose to the cowboys i think chances are still pretty good that we're going to be that i don't think you're going to win both games against i know i'm just saying that's the roadmap got it there's a clear roadmap i'm doing my cornacchi right now hey maybe i mean it's a cluttered cluttered field in those last few spots for the nfc playoff we also we also no one's dead

i think our our defense let's see what the stat is here um out of our available defensive ends they've collectively had 129 defensive snaps in the nfl so that's one two three four guys that have only played 129 snaps going today none of them were starters going into today two undrafted guys and then sounds like excuse making seven no i'm i'm recapping the game got it i'm recapping the game uh and then also there was a better than your defense wasn't your offense was the problem yeah no i'm just recapping yeah i got it i'm just recapping there because the defense has been playing well taylor heineke probably banged up right now but you know what i don't i don't even mind taylor heineke having these shitty games because this is all part of the taylor heineke experience yeah

because if there it was truly shitty it was truly shitty especially that first half was just it was he got to a point where every pass felt like it was going to be disaster yeah every single path and i think there were like two or three maybe dropped interceptions off taylor heineke passes in that first half it could have been a lot worse than as bad as that first hell ended up being also there was a pair of scissors on the field that's not safe not safe not safe would your parents tell you about running with scissors but i think yeah the cowboys to me the biggest part of this game was the cowboys defense and the cowboys like starting with a bad dak performance they win obviously again if you look at the score you're like oh that was pretty close it wasn't close

and dak if he plays a little bit better they're fucking they're gonna be a really really tough team to beat yeah skip balus was stunt a little bit too you called it skip balus was he was pumped after yeah this is the game remember i said this is like the game that people will walk away from and say ooh watch out for the cowboys cowboys they're starting to put it back together getting healthy um all right next up big story out of the dmv is lamar jackson's lamar jackson's that's what we're concerned about we're hoping it gets better yeah um all right next up speaking of another team that everyone's going to be talking about on monday the chiefs do it again dominate the raiders 48 to 9 uh the last since the titans beat the chiefs and embarrass them remember that

27 to 3 game uh the chiefs have given up 17 points 7 points 14 9 9 9 they've given up 10 points a game 10.8 points a game their defense is insane they had five turnovers forced today frank clark and uh christ jones together are an absolute monster oh my god the bear is just fumbled again they picked it they got it that was everything that was happening that was good is now bad like they're holding on special teams they're fumbling good job col commet you're a fucking legend uh yeah this game is bad it's going to get really bad i think the package are going to win by 30 and there's still there's only like 10 minutes left that was a sick fumble recovery though it was you can't teach that you can't teach that draft pick warranted uh col commet shout out you

get one star of the game all right so the chiefs the chiefs are like they're they're just fine they're good again they're really really good again they are good they're really good they're very good again yeah it's like oh shit the chiefs oh yeah remember that team that we were all afraid of yeah we had a nice little vacation from being afraid of the chiefs we got to pretend that patrick were home sucked we got to say their defense was historically bad you know what i think i actually think credit to us as members of the media for getting this chiefs team back on the right track because we had a good probably five or six weeks we just got to mother fuck the bill or the chiefs yeah the entire time and and dragging them down like that i think that's good for them and i think

they needed to have a little bit of that uh they they had too much wet suck for about two and a half years and everybody was just like the chiefs they can just score at will they're unstoppable this is the new dynasty i know hank was upset because everyone was saying like patrick mohomes has taken the torch from tom brady um turns out that maybe maybe giving them a little bit that yummy rat poison was a good thing for him yeah and i don't want to i know chiefs fans will probably get cocky again and be like yeah we were we're awesome no no i i remember there was a little bit of panic there was a little bit of panic in those first two months when the defense was historically bad the offense looked like shit now you're back to to even here you're fighting for

the uh one seed and the buy thursday night's gonna be awesome chiefs chargers gonna be it's probably it's gonna decide the afc west let's let's do who's spreaders in any way for the over under oh i'm gonna say defense been insane yeah i'm i'm still gonna say 54 and a half no not that high i'm gonna say 51 51 and chargers it's at chargers whose line is it anyway chiefs minus two and a half no i think it's a pick them give it to us it is chiefs minus three and a half over under 49 and a half i was close i was very wrong yeah that was yeah that's okay so take the chargers take the chargers and take the over according because i'm not going to bet on it yeah you have you have six points in your model yeah so my yeah the deep numbers are telling me take the chargers

take the over on that yeah wow that's a that's a they posted a bad number they did yeah according to your my my book does not would not have that yes uh but yeah the chiefs are the chiefs are back and i i hate that the raiders had that big one was when did the raiders have that big win against the chiefs where they they took the buses around i think it was two years ago that's in my head yeah i'm thinking oh the the raiders kind of have the chiefs number no they don't yeah they always play the chiefs tough no chiefs have killed the raiders twice in the last month and a half because if you always have a team's number you don't circle their stadium with your buses i know and you just you drive back to the airport and you go home soberly but i was so mad it's a business trip because i

was like i'll bet the chiefs i'm gonna bet the chiefs oh but the raiders always play them tough no no they played them tough once yeah and two years ago you know what the the uh people at the pa system in kansas city did after the game when the raiders were walking off the field they played the wheels on the bus go round and round so anti football pussies well chiefs organization making fun of john gruden i'm gonna say something about the raiders when you have everyone get hyped on the chiefs logo before the game you can't lose 48 to 9 because we know we've we've been doing this a long time you never touch another man's logo you know it's like don't don't sleep with with your friend's wife don't step on your friend's logo it was you just don't do it well anytime that you're

taking a pregame page out of the playbook of jackson mohomes it's probably a bad idea and so that i have to say that that was probably sounds like a will comp an idea will is on the raiders now he was probably like you know what i'm big social media star you know be good for engagement if we went on the logo and stomped around yeah i don't know if we'll play today i hope that i hope he didn't no i don't think so although he'd be a great scapegoat if they cut him immediately and they're like well we we tried modeling our entire defense around centerpiece will comp an and it didn't work yeah but no shout out to boys shout out to boys very happy for you pft just said mean things about you i'm just saying you're back in the league from a strategic standpoint right it

would be smart for the raiders said you want to cut them yeah if you played it but i don't think you played today i did he play can we get a sad problem that's the issue because he didn't play the boy needs more minutes i think he played i think i saw him in jersey in a jersey which means he probably was at least on special teams i think the boy needs more minutes that's the issue that's yeah they probably would have stopped them they probably would have shut them down it was gorgami though today oh yes shout out jake jake didn't get the picture with the tv had a very sad score gomi meme stood up to take his picture after the game as his tradition and memes was a good i don't know what he was doing he was standing there just like frozen i think the moment was too

big for him and he was trying to take your picture and just he he botched it yeah it was soft by the way full disclosure my stomach is making weird noises it's not a fart if you happen here it's want to get ahead of it just in case oh wow that's what a guy who's about your fart would say jake sneak he's the one who's been ripping ass all these times okay jake you yeah i'm just saying he can't handle any of the food we order and then he's just ripping ass a verbal meme jake explaining to a girl in a bar my stomach just hurts it's actually not me it's not a fart that smelly smell yeah don't worry about it things are happening um but yeah it was still a sorgami it'll forever be in the history books it wasn't it wasn't it was it wasn't there the picture didn't do it the sad

picture that you had me take was you in front of your computer you're holding up your computer it's pathetic yeah next device that's not instead of next man up next device up almost computer was ready to roll oh man um i have a stat oh josh gordon scored a touchdown good for him he's back he's on the chiefs i can't wait till he scores another touchdown in a prime time game maybe thursday night and everyone says the chiefs have josh gordon that's not fair you know what that's actually how i lost a good amount of my money this year i kept betting josh gordon to get a touchdown in a prime time game because i was like this andy reed would love to do this to get because he always likes to find that one guy usually it's like

byron pringle the week that everybody forgets about him you're like oh yeah that guy's on the team yeah he's fast or like their second tight end that he's you know those throw two touchdown passes to i kept thinking that andy reed's gonna want to show off his new toy and then they just it just never happened yeah so but good for him good for josh gordon um i have a stat for you derrick car a pro derrick car stat i don't know it's hard to do after a game like today but since derrick car became the starter of the raiders they have given up 26.6 points per game that's first in the nfl they've also had 319 defensive penalties resulting in first downs that's also first in the nfl so essentially free derrick car free derrick

free derrick car he is not that bad he just has played with a historically terrible defense i've actually i've come around a lot on derrick car i yeah i used to make a lot of fun in derrick car but the last few seasons i i think he's good i think derrick car's a very good quarterback well he and but you know what sucks though is because ever since the whatever the derrick car version of two and on uh has been very vocal about him actually being a good quarterback and not throwing interceptions ever since they put that in my head and i looked up his stats and they're right he doesn't throw interceptions guess what he's still he's he just started throwing interceptions all of a sudden once i learned that derrick car does not throw interceptions it's like literally buying

a new car no pun intended and then seeing that car everywhere yeah all right drove it off the lot yeah and all of a sudden the resale value just plummets yeah you're paying attention and now it's just interceptions left and right i've got to use car um but yeah it's important to point out that it's not derrick car's fault because derrick car it feels like every single season goes the exact same way the first month and a half everyone says oh my god the raiders are playing well and they they're the raiders are one of those teams that everyone wants them to be good because it's fun when they're good and it's you know you get mark davis in prime time wearing weird shit with cheetos on his fingers acting like a creep you get all that shit right and then somewhere in you know week 10

the raiders start to fade and everyone's like well derrick car stinks no his whole team stinks um and also darren waller's out and that's like half of the throws and also tauren matthew we should give him some credit too because it's just amazing how some people continue to be in the right place at the right time all the time yes he's just he people say like football instincts and usually that's just a lazy way to be like okay i i don't know how to describe the type of leverage that this cornerback is playing but tauren matthew actually has instincts yes i think like his ancestors ancestors ancestors played some form of football knows for the ball to the point where he is he's attracted to football yes yes he's all around it um it's absolutely true if you just

there are some guys you can't you can't do analytics about it you can't it's like almost like the clutch gene yeah you just can't you don't know how to explain peanut tail in the same way like you don't know how to explain it they're just always around the ball they're always making plays um that's good that's a very good point uh okay before we get to our next game quick word for one of our sponsors pft you got that yeah i love our friends over at three g you know i like three g i'm not a drug guy but i am a three g guy if you go to three g dot com you can shop for their delta eight vapes gummies and tinctures and oils you can make your own homemade edibles out of them i made a batch of brownies took them to one of my neighbors she was very very happy to get them

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it's going to end up being a 17 to 24 point loss Hank how are your parlays going not good because you need to fonti adam score another touchdown that's all i need you're just what about catches jason so far didn't you also do uh the fantasy football one parlay no oh okay you just need that i just need well yeah and the packers minus 13 and a half but assuming that if he's going to have another touchdown that that would win it all that was factored into it into your model do you have any other bets on this game packers just packers minus 12 yeah so they're not covering right now no i need to want to add i'm why the bears are punting on fourth and inches oh down 11 it but four and eight they're pretty far back down oh oh oh yes that's why you punt

wait no you can't advance that but that doesn't matter that's why you punt that's why you do the cowards punt the bears just recovered the fumble punt to win buffed it that's why you coward punt oh my god that was a great moment to capture mushy that's too bad Hank yeah oh all time punt i'm sorry no i'm happy honestly oh the rest are talking it over the bears when i'm happy that's why you take off their hat it's just a crazy they just don't know what's going on they throw the beanbag then the hat and they're like we'll just get back to this later i always think that the bald refs have a little bit there's always a pause before they have to throw their hat they're like was that really worth calling can i get away with it what oh my god oh no false start it was a false

start on your punter are you fucking serious i can't believe they put up the flag graph why did they even let them hunt why didn't they just stop are you kidding me on the gunner what's the call that that's what that's the call did he know they that was that was a false start motion that's serious isn't illegal formation kind of the same thing oh my god i got the perfect this is this is the refs doing fuck shit nfl rigged yeah no this is one of those things oh right off his face how is that possible what is that call yeah that's not illegal formation this is a cassius marsh type situation that's such bullshit that's such bullshit and now we're back to coward punting i didn't see a move unbelievable on the bright side they're not punting on fourth and inches anymore that's great

thanks jake jake always knows how to put a smile on her face good at that he's really good at the positive thinking what the fuck was that that was that was a bullshit call a bullshit call oh someone just tweeted a picture of the ref doing the lambo leap i'm gonna retweet that yep that's true that's a fact they should have ball don't lie give us a roughing the punter yeah they owe you one fuck that all right only one it's coming next game this is gonna be one of the games that we're very excited to talk about um the titans and the jaguars yes uh let's get the titans out of the way good job titans you want a game let's talk about the jaguars urban mire had quite a last few days so the walls are coming in the walls are caving in on our boy urban mire

urban mire had a report come out on friday i believe might have been saturday that said he is everyone in the building hates him he had a fight with marvin jones jr he had a meeting with all of his assistant coaches and essentially called them all losers to their face and made them defend their resume made them defend their resume that's usually what you do before you hire somebody is you ask them to tell tell tell me about your resume tell me about your resume but no he's doing this he didn't hire them did he uh yeah he did hire him and here's a fun fact for you pft maybe they lied on their resume maybe brian schottenheimer was like i've led the league in offense for seven years straight and urban mire just was too trusting of a person yeah he didn't call and check the

references yeah yeah he just he just took it at face value so he made them defend their resume now obviously urban mire is a great coach in college this is unfortunately not college this is the nfl urban mire is what is he two and thirteen two and twelve i don't even know anymore two and twelve well he's won two games he's won two he has two and a bunch of he's overcome the losers on his staff he's two and twelve for two games um his staff has 24 coaches on it urban mire has a better winning percentage in the nfl than one single coach on his staff so if you're actually talking about resume in the nfl every single guy pretty much has a better resume than him including three guys who have super bowls as coaches in the nfl well so urban mire is saying you guys are losers

when in actuality he's the second to last biggest loser in that room but that's only because the loser is turned on him right so i don't know if we can we can't we kind of have to throw urban's record book out i still believe that urban mire could be a great coach it sounds like you're one of the one of the losers that hates the remire i'm not a loser yes i think that urban mire is doing a fantastic job in jacksonville i he's just you know what he's the most persecuted man in the world wouldn't it be funny if he was right if all of his coaches were actively losing plotting against him and urban mire was just by the way it's so sad to watch him on the sidelines no i love it i love that the camera just sticks on him i'm actually looking up right now he has no friends in the

world i wish they had a prime time his wife hates him well i mean yeah she he had to she had to quit twitter because of him they should they should honestly flex him to prime time i i would love because they the camera does do a great job of finding urban mire uh at the at the during these games when he's just so depressed and he's just looking down maybe has like a little brain hemorrhage going on i don't know but he is it's it's great i just need the camera to stick on him after the game he gave the limpest handshake uh dead eyes to mike frable just blew right by him there's a look away if patrick mohoff does that we all freak out it's beautiful it's fucking beautiful and then the eyes that he had yeah he was he looks like he's already dead

yeah i'd say he has a thousand-yard stare but i know that he won't give the ball to his running back james robinson nearly enough to even crack 800 no absolutely not he i mean trevor lorenz has been ruined the team has been the routine looked like they had a they had uh the rare case today where two receivers ran the same route and bumped in like knocked into each other which is always very funny to watch that's a well coached team uh after the game he said uh what's the answer starting leaking some information or nonsense that's garbage if there is a source then that source is unemployed i mean within seconds so urban mire very very smart of him he just fired himself yeah he's he's looking he's he's looking to fire somebody he'll probably fire somebody just

because he needs a scapegoat right now yes his first person that looks at him wrong he'll be like you're the leaker he also said after the game losing sucks it's all i can tell you it eats away at your soul so if yeah i think i think winning also sucks for urban i think he just hate he doesn't like coaching football even when he's successful at it okay so here's here's what i'm going to say uh to maybe help out urban there's two things one is um they get to play the texas and the jets next so maybe they get a win there i don't know two i have a solution of what you need to look for so this is uh the three keys to examining or figuring out what is like going on with a struggling team number one trust issues number two dysfunctional environment number

three selfishness and this was told to me by uh three-time national champion urban mire yeah he knows so he knows he knows he he told you he's knocked all these three down so you can go find him and fix this goddamn thing urban mire no he's actually just going to quit or get fired i i think he'll probably well this is like what do we do we do like to fake uh maybe um health issue covid covid yeah he's gonna get um he's hanging out in those college bars it's tough to say that you want to be with your family when your whole family is grown well maybe he's like you know he needs to have one of his kids have a kid because then he can be like i just want to be a grandpa i don't want to miss graduates yeah right some jobs are more important than coaching football because right

now i think all football is for him is an excuse for him to get out of his house right and yell at people and yell at people yeah like get rid of excessive energy he loves yelling at people for sure urban mire i don't know i don't know what happens with his contract this is where all the the big money that's spent on coaches and coaches contracts in the nfl are pretty secret you don't really know the the buyouts or the the clauses that they have in them when you want to get rid of a coach so right now i think shod con is just like waiting to say surely urban mire will will resign at some point right hopefully this man has some degree of shame yes but urban mire i don't think that he does he doesn't quit jobs he just he has medically dubious reasons for leaving them you

right it's usually the thing is he usually has his next job lined up right which is when you can count on him so he just needs to be offered a job ryan day to the bears urban mire goes home to hawaii state okay why not i could see it happening why not i yeah he um i think maybe he'll just leave he'll just leave the jaguars is not saying anything and just like turn off his phone and turn off his tv and go to the lake house for three days and then pop back up sit next to brady quinn and bob stoops on on the on the set just pretend like nothing yeah just like what's up guys how was your year because right now everybody in that locker room everybody in that facility hates him hates him no friends zero friend and he's going to go into work he's going to feel like he's in

the bunker the allies are on the west the russians are on the east we need to bring back the the hitter getting mad at at his subordinate speech remember that when they used to dub that over the subtitles year straight it was really how we need to have urban mire yelling at all of assistants down in the bunker blaming them yes somebody do that for me that i guarantee you numbers memes if you're listening yeah memes will do it for us memes got it um uh stat for you for everyone out there who who might like to gamble uh this one shocked me i wish we had figured it out a lot earlier jaguars team totals are 12 and 1 this year that's pretty good under 12 and 1 okay 12 and 1 to the under that's insane i wish i'd just given it out as a mortal lock every single week

jaguars team total under 12 and 1 what was their win against the the texans uh their win against the texans they scored they won 37 or no they lost 37 21 to the texans they haven't played them again they haven't beaten the texans oh that's right yeah they've beaten the dolphins 23 20 i assume that's when they're i assume that's when it happened and then they beat the bills which is nine to six all-time headscratcher nine to six uh maybe they got it in the bangles game when they lost 24 21 that was actually a fun game that thursday night game remember that that was right before he went and fingered the butthole um but yeah urban mire and that whole team who i feel bad for that team they need to like they should get they should get a bonus like we get out

superbowl bonuses be like hey here's a bonus for having to deal with urban mire for a year yeah there was also that report that trevor laurence hates him too so trevor trevor laurence was like why are you benching our best running back why can't because urban mire wants to give carlos hide touches because they go way back carlos hide probably knows where all the bodies are buried at ohio state yes so urban's like no i had remember i had to bring t-bo in because he's got too much dirt on me this is his new t-bo i'm gonna give carlos hide some shine so that he keeps his mouth shut about the keep your mouth shut things that we've got discussed he's got to bring in cardel jones yeah that would be nice dc defender legend um billy i'm gonna give you a shout out so we can't

really judge rookie quarterbacks in their first year especially when your coach is urban mire but as it stands right now trevor laurence does not look good he had four interceptions today and i think the worst part was i saw the stat he was seven for 19 for 75 79 yards and three interceptions when he had more than two and a half seconds to throw so that's like when you're judging rookie quarterbacks there's a lot of times it's like hey the game's moving too fast or their offensive line isn't good he had time to throw at times and he still was really really bad he just like missed things there was a couple of interceptions that are just gross so billy you were the first ever that i heard to say that trevor laurence is a bust because he can't handle losing because he's won

all his life credit to you you know who's going to end up having a long career in the nfl maybe not as a starter but maybe a backup or journeyman i'm sam melton sam melton yeah i never would have guessed that when you did it that way yeah so based on your film breakdown because i know you've done a lot of it on trevor laurence what are you seeing from him i honestly couldn't see too much of him today because uh i was at the jet game but i'll break it down for tomorrow okay great oh that's nice somebody printed out the front page of google who owns the chicago bears yep and the first thing up was erin rodrigan really brought that print out to a game uh-huh and then they put that print out on tv really really funny ha ha ha i just i just really really don't want to want to add

i'm squirting on the touchdown that truly is the lowest form of comedy when somebody like edits wikipedia now uh-huh and then you you do the screenshot of the it's that and then maybe somebody seemed like they're i'm not better they're shorter than they really are i'm not on their wikipedia right now i'm those two things i'm not upset this is just it is what it is okay it is what it is the bears suck and that first half will just i'll have that first half forever that was a fun first half i enjoyed that first half they should give you an option to just so did matt nagy you should they should give you an option to just say enough that was enough football for me i've had my feeling first half is all i need no more game like the bears would i would not have no one would have

held it against the bears if they just didn't show up for the second half no quit well you're ahead it's been like that was fun we're done we're done here we we've had we played enough football um all right so that's uh the jaguars and the titans just urban meyer who would have thought who would have thought this would have gone poorly oh everyone literally every single person i hope it gets worse yeah i hope it continues i hope that urban actually gets into a fist fight where's tom kable when you need him to punch the coach in the face this is why urban's like he's like michael scott honestly like as a manager in the episodes where michael's really fucking like every week is michael scott's urban achievers yeah or whatever that shows scott's tots that's

that's what he deals with on a week to week week basis just like a room filled of his players that absolutely hate his guts and he's promised them everything but turns out he's just a jerk they he should have them do the thing that they did in the office where they roasted michael scott you know like he's he's in the news being like everyone's a bunch of losers tell you what guys let's bury the hatchet yeah we'll do a little turnaround you guys i can have some fun with my at my own expense you guys all get 30 minutes to just roast me it'll be great i'll get very dark very personal yes really the jaguar situation just looked so good on paper really i don't know about that you know if you're just like to explain to someone like oh we have the best

quarterback coming out of college oh that part yeah yeah that part if you explained it to someone who like didn't actually know football like that's how that gets you're actually got a yacht no you're actually not wrong because a lot of the the reason why the jaguars look so bad right now is because of urban meyer yeah like he has caused a lot of this the majority of bring doug morone back yes you never knew how good you had it jaguars officially eliminated from the playoffs three teams today lions texans jaguars uh all right next up falcons panthers cam newton's really really bad they uh they kept going back and forth it went like okay cam sucks we're gonna bench him pj walker you're coming in oh wait you're pj walker we're gonna bench you cam you're coming in again oh wait

yeah that's the same cam from earlier this game i recognize you we're gonna bench you and bring pj back in again i am starting to think that maybe matt rule is a little bit in over his head because he did the sacrificial lamb fired his oc joe brady which we talked about last week like what did you want joe brady to do you had sam darnold you had cam newton you had pj walker and you're like hey like run your offense okay that wasn't gonna work uh he then does the switching back and forth with the quarterbacks today which made no sense at first i was like oh it's because cam sucks but then they brought cam newton back in he sucked again then they brought pj walker then they brought like it made no sense he was basically running a college like

offense where it's like yeah we'll do this change of pace quarterback really fuck him up no both those guys stink and you have completely like bungled this entire season yeah it was like chris leak and tim tebow except both of your quarterbacks are chris leak right right which doesn't really work in the nfl and throw like tim tebow and throw like tim tebow yeah the worst you had the immobility yeah at this age of of chris leak and then the uh rocket arm of tim tebow yeah and that's what you tried to win with yeah they look sad they look but that's kind of to be expected with the panthers who have really built their entire offense for the last three years around christian mccaffrey off really that that one like season and a half where christian mccaffrey was you know probably one

of the top five players in the entire nfl he's really good when he's healthy but then the problem is he's christian mccaffrey you can set your watch to him getting hurt all the time and so now what do you do when you don't have christian mccaffrey well you have chuba hubbard who's fine who no i mean he hasn't been that fine he's fine but he's not christian mccaffrey right right and um yeah cam since i looked it up since the uh game against the washington football team when he ran the ball all the way to the middle of the field and did his whole thing he's 32 for 60 one touchdown three picks and been really really bad and he had the the extra bonus today where he fell as he was coming from under center to give a handoff and instead of just falling and taking the sack on second down

he like threw the ball at his running back who of course fumbled it and was like what are you doing dude what are you doing he's so bad i just in my head is just constantly cam newton didn't get an offer from 31 teams matthew barry i just keep thinking about that it's actually remarkable the job that bill bellichick was able to do with right i actually now think this year is not as good what you're we're we're gonna compliment hank even when we're talking about how bad cam newton yes yes it actually it demonstrates you what a great job bill bellichick did last year did he win coach of the year last year nope wow that's disrespectful sure it is uh the falcons i i gotta give the falcons a ton of credit because they're way better than i thought

they'd be and they've found a way like i think we talked about it last week they they won't beat any good teams but they will beat the teams that are on their level or worse and it's gotten to six and seven and i don't know they got the lions still in there probably gets a seven maybe eight wins to get the saints as well i yeah they arthur smith deserves a ton of credit because this team is not talented and they have absolutely overachieved the level of beard that he had this week was perfect too yep so when it when it gets too full and it's got all those god tank just got his touch on our pavante items i hate him so much we knew that was gonna happen i told you that you just so now the bears need to just pick out drinks them live but the bears need to score to then ruin his

parley that's what we're looking for that's what i'm looking for what i tried to try to get you guys involved i'm sorry that's all i can do we had this problem last time you could have just not taken this parley you know that right or just not send it to me yeah i was never gonna take this parley that was literally no hank hank i'm not sorry i like money i'm my rules are not being ridiculous no i you sent me a parley that was an insult parley to the bears but it was i couldn't i couldn't have been rooting for it imagine if i was rooting for it and hadn't sent it again we couldn't have that incident no because i would have been like already bet the packers what the fuck who cares you bet the pack i'm just trying to i knew you're gonna go by the book i knew you're

gonna bet the packers the insult parley hurt shout to everyone i tweeted out to anyone all right come on bear so yeah please fuck the cover i'm sorry we want to say i'm sorry the fact that i'm now rooting for just the bears to cover just to fuck hank is like this is all i have this is how bad it is it was an extremely arrogant parley this is so it was completely based off listening to big cat for this whole season don't it was me it was so then if you were a good friend you'd give me the money because i gave you the pick big cat's a shark i gave you the pick i gave you the pick sure i gave you that entire pick that was my doing i would have matched too yeah i gave you the you could have matched i sent it to you before i would have matched i gave you the pick i would

not do that to my friend big cat please bear score please this would be so good they're just bad man there's just so bad and even the first half was like oh they have some talent no no no they suck get matinee he out of here this has been war crime it's back to war crime anyway the falcons yet good job but arthur smith perfect level of fuzz going right now he doesn't have the full beard which shows off the two tone like black and white salt and pepper thing that he has going on which i can't really make rhyme or reason as to where the gray hair starts on his beard when it's grown in full yeah so having the fuzz is a good look the clean shave is not a good look either just keep it at this point whatever it's at right now just buzz it have your wife buzz

i know you're listening right now arthur have your wife buzz it keep it at this level this is a winning football beard that you have um also i know like i have many signs that i'm getting old i embrace my old age and uh getting older uh watching these games today i was yeah you same big time uh i was very like half of the games i couldn't see anything because of the shadows there was another one actually on saturday was an army navy tailgate and i asked the dj if you could turn it down a little because i couldn't hear shit there's some fucked up shadows that were going on in the early games today where it was just at midfield you couldn't see anything across the center of the field it was so hard to see this was one of those games it was bad it was

bad also big news coming out this game bird teams now 211 and 209 over cat teams wow so those two wins have come from the falcons recently huge something to keep an eye on through the end of the year that's huge huge all right saints jets uh billy you were there it was very underwhelming yeah i thought we were gonna see uh tasum and zack wilson either you know put up crazy numbers or throw like a ton of interceptions got neither it was kind of like the army football game uh the army navy game except these guys are both throwing the ball a lot so it was nothing nothing like army navy game yeah yeah like the same results but without the well no that game was like a very close game yeah like navy one yeah very close the underdog won very closely the favorite one in a

blowout but anyway mincey showed me that saints fans are actually hilarious and awesome to go to a game with people from louisiana i know just like that's brian kelly's people man yelling who dat it was a very great time could totally see little mardi gras kind of in the stadium but uh it was a great time to like use the barstool sportsbook live betting like the game was getting not interesting but you were in the stadium in new jersey yep so you're able to like play some like uh next touchdown tasum hill hit which is insane that's awesome and then i live bet uh the jets plus 16 which was an absolute you know heartbreaker at the end where you got stopped on the one which would have cashed that but you know it was a great time great outing in belam give me a scouting report on zack live

how did how did zack wilson look um you could actually see a lot of the reeds he was missing oh better in real time but they're there and he's just got progressed so the receivers are open but he's too dumb to see them yeah when i'm seeing it staring at each other right now as the bears get a couple first house this is a stare down of you know what hank i hope the bears don't score there you go i did the right thing i did the right thing i hope the bears don't score look and what happens right after a fucking offside false start so there you go i hope the bears don't score i'm happy for you hank good job wait billy what's what's your conclusion then uh he had all of his favorite weapons out i think the jets still are going to be really pushing does he didn't

throw any interceptions does he have a favorite weapon no but he's gonna find one one day this is great analysis of the jets it was like army navy but not saints fans cool all his weapons out but he didn't have any weapons anyway exactly that's a good that's a good uh yeah you had a good time though yeah it was hard i made the most of it almost through a pick jesson fields um turns out alvin kammar is really fucking good makes really really important yeah really really important he had uh he was insane today he had 94 of the saints for uh first 129 yards in the first half like it was it was one of those i actually would would you say non qb offensive player he might be the most important to like what a team does i would say i would say michael thomas when

he gets back for the saints but alvin kammar does more than than michael thomas yeah captain slant is probably is he does he play football or did he retire i don't know where he is yeah you're right but it's funny how like you know running backs don't matter but then the really really good ones are like oh yeah that guy changes everything yeah it's like kammar and mccaffrey yeah our two of those guys they kind of play the exact same way right where they do everything yeah and when kammar is on the field yeah he's he's definitely the most important player to that saints offense the defense look good today too yeah defense is back in action yeah and i it's probably it's too little too late just feels just running for his life running for his life running for a first down

what a play that's a great play that's a really good quarterback who can run this offense looks like they're on a roll here yeah they're on a roll uh all right yeah so the saints probably too little too late i didn't realize the saints had lost five in a row that was kind of yeah shocking when it when i donned on me because they're like good they're in close games and that's what happens when you you lose james winston they might be the worst best or the oh and they're oh how did that they're the worst they're the best worst team i think they're i think they might be the worst good team oh okay yeah okay i think they're the worst good because i yeah that's i mean we're playing right on the ledge here yeah edge you know there's a which way you can go i'd say the

falcons are team mccaffrey just caught a ball that should have been intercepted a hundred out of a hundred times well no not a hundred out of a hundred ninety ninety nine and a half because he caught that i think i think the falcons are the falcons are the best worst team but the saints are the worst best team yes that's the difference yes yes i would favor the saints over the falcons yes i'd agree with you i'd agree with you saints still in playoff contention they are every team yeah is in play every team except for the jazz yeah the jets the lines and the texans are all oh no the jets are not eliminated no they are they are okay sorry and the jags too yeah don't have to jags texans lines converting to Mormonism for another year uh right yeah yeah that's right

i'm kind of upset about that mathematically eliminated from Mormonism for now how you feeling hank i feel like the bears are gonna score oh and justin feels got hurt fuck you gotta be kidding me oh he's doing push-ups right there in his face he's fine that was awesome he was like that was the meme of like someone call the ambulance but not for me yep shifter just kind of got you he said with sunday night's performance Aaron Rodgers now has acquired an even greater share of the Chicago Bears resources that's it wow Adam shifter is hilarious that's very funny that was funny Adam you fucking hard it's the Adam shifter deaf comedy jam yeah i can't believe you said is he allowed to say that it is funny jake okay fine

he's just a rookie big cat this just sucks this all sucks all right um let's take a let's take a break for another ad and then we'll come back because there's about to be a two-minute warning i'm just sad i just would you know what it sounds like you need to take a moment to chill yeah you know what i do pft you take a moment to chill thank you we all could use a moment to chill actually all our teams suck except for hank uh and there's only one beer out there that's made for those moments to chill that's right it's course light the mountains are blue baby big time blue bottles hell yeah this big time blue mountains on the cans this time of year keep them outside keep them in nature's refrigerator that's what everyone's doing the

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just go to course light dot com slash take course light dot com slash take celebrate responsibly course broome company golden colorado next up seahawks texans this is a weird game because we were like oh the texas are keeping it close and then the final score is 3313 yeah the only thing i really have to say about this game is uh the sad houston texans content of the week that i got it out of it okay i know last week we saw like if if these teams had the texans defense they might be better and there was a list of five teams and four out of the five were just lies this week said houston texans content is saying if davis mills plays really well down the stretch then maybe the texans won't have to use their first round pick on a quarterback and here are the

defensive ends that we could then target oh well that's what you're hoping for now i don't know if you're watching the same davis mills that we're watching wait wait pft oh third and eight this is a big one hank is freaking out justin feels just pump faked everyone he outfaked the camera oh and now and robinson dropped the ball davis mills broke a record today for the texans longest neck 14 straight completions oh there you go and he did to start the game he actually was pretty good today like i that that is a funny article because davis mills but he played well today and he actually took a step forward so i don't know what like it's sad but it's also kind of true there's taking a feelable there's something there's something motherfucker i fucking hate you you piece of

shit why the kick to go down they're going to be around 30 to 15 okay that makes sense gotta kick feelable make sense you piece of shit the fuckface i'm happy you won i feel like the the straight completions set wins everything this the straight completion and he gets a full one that's always the worst quarterbacks that continue to break it yeah i feel like i see that get broken like five times a season no maybe it's franchise stats but sometimes it's like oh this person is now threatening the nfl consecutive completion stat it's always quarterbacks that are at best whoa whoa you're sounding to me like you're not part of mills mafia anymore well i don't know i don't know if i am or not he that's a 14 in a row is pretty fucking good and it was so is a texans record i

think it was a rookie record or at least like the most in like 30 years fuck it man davis mills let's go mills mafia all right get back on board so you're thinking that davis mills is going to turn it on down the stretch and then the bills actually won't have or the text the texans actually won't have to draft a quarterback yes i can't believe you just keep to feel good now hanks tweeting all my all my fucking hank dogs let's go the hawkers oh let's go guys i got this you're my guys don't worry about anyone who followed me and bet on the lion's money line they got blasted into oblivion oh also raven's to win also a fun stat from this game on this on this kimi fair baron hit a 61 yard field goal that set a franchise record oh yes yes yes

yes the bear's over oh oh my god oh my god that was the greatest thing ever i'm so sorry hank did you already send the tweet i think i did now it's probably gonna get called back for some bullshit rule are they gonna give us a touchdown or no no i'm gonna give us a touchdown or no what is this rule what is this rule oh they can't advance i thought you could advance well hank you're still gonna cover but you must yourself you should be able to advance an option why can't you advance that that's that's a bad rule this has been so for people who are listening right now maybe have turned

off the game the bears just kicked the field goal down uh what was it they were down 17 they were down 18 and then they kicked an onside kick recovered it for a touchdown what's the rule here bad rule in a can you find it for us jake what was the rule so now the the cover is back on just like that out of nowhere this is actually the second time today wait no you had an onside kick go your way earlier didn't you that was baltimore yeah and justin feels delivers a dime kick another field goal it's a silly honor tweeted you can't advance an onside kick or a moth upon oh that's fucking lame i feel like you could have used to unless they changed it it's a bad rule you should be allowed to advance an onside kick uh i know that's happened to me again against

me in college football college football you definitely can't is that's lame hank did you send the tweet nick mercs basically kind tried to mush me i tweeted the eyeballs to my original tweet before the game with the parlay and he tweeted bang i waited till they got the ball back and said huge w just as a reply to him and then i i quote tweeted myself and said i want to die wait so you you mushed yourself by tweeting the eyeballs that you're probably gonna still get it that was just eyeballs i wouldn't be eyeballs mean you also got what you're like no the eyeballs the eyeballs were you saying dub no you you were whispering dub no it just says look look look look look at this sounds like you must yourself you i did much you just got so lucky though not being

able to advance an onside kick is lame insane that's so very lame i agree it's very that's a lame rule thank you hank we agree the only purpose for that rule is like it makes the game less fun yeah what the fuck are we doing here you got to be able to advance that at least at least we're getting your live reactions to the punt and the yeah the bear is still losing it's just whether they'll lose by 15 or 8 which matters which matters uh my heart is my stomach right now okay i had a quick i have a quick uh update for anyone who's out there chris uh p carol he's got analytics that we didn't even know existed you ready for this mm-hmm carol p carol he was asked i think uh earlier this week p carol was asked and he said when you have rushing attempts and completions at all right

he's bailing in montgomery out of bounds uh when you have rushing attempts and completions add up to 50 or more you win the game the percentage of winning is close to 90 percent okay so when you run a lot of plays well no because you got to get completions completions and rushing attempts this is i like this someone did this is like those stats that they put up like in the middle of a baseball game like this guy is hitting 750 with runners on base on wednesdays in august so the the completions plus rushing attempts that you he's just saying like when your offense is good you tend to win football games yes when it's true he said when you get that kind of combination done you almost always win yeah yeah it's like this is like when when urban mire was like my

analytics tell me that if you can rush for 250 yards and pass for 250 yards you're gonna win football games yeah no shit he said it's not even about the yards you gain it's about that you take the effort to run the ball that much and make them defend it then everything else gets a benefit benefit from that which i agree with a little bit in that but it's just hilarious that p carol was like find me a stat where you add a bunch of shit up and then you win a bunch of games and i'm just gonna use that well it could for everything hank oh yep third and 13 it can also robinson hanks gonna cover it can also be he's gonna cover good things happen to hank he gets good things happening in his life it could also be like maybe peak carol if you're looking at these games you have a bunch

of sick completions in the first half and then you just run the football because you have a big lead in the second right right but p carol that's digging a little bit too deep for him yeah yeah he likes surface level he's just like simple math like he i i imagine i get that in the third quarter it's like all right russ has 15 completions we've run it 20 times all right well we need 15 more run plays and we'll win this game yeah i get it as they're down 25 it's like when you look at the nutrition information on a box of chips and it's like you just look at the one that says per serving you don't look at how much is contained in the entire thing and you're like oh this is oh and it was it was on his hands hank congrats everything good to happen to you in life thank you

big cap i'm sorry the bears lost no you're not damn no you're not i well no you're not you're actually not you're the exact opposite no you're the exact opposite is sorry if if i could have picked either the bears win or the bear is a lie everyone should know right now the bears win this is a lie what hank just said is a lie i'm a nice guy i'm a you're actually i'm gonna i'm gonna do everything hard to be around that's what people were saying a nice guy i heard that i'm friendly jake laser's gonna report that hank was hard to be around i'm loving you know what it must it must suck for hank to have to deal with all those losers in this room all the time yeah biggest losers it's tough and it just wins hank uh all the guy does is charity is big this time of year

how much money did you just win yeah what are you gonna donate i'm down and donate to a charity tweet me tweet me a good charity jimmy fun always always donate to the jimmy fun but okay if there's if there's a charity that you guys think is is worthy maybe a green bay charity i could be down and you can't write it off on your taxes hank doesn't do taxes so it's not an issue that's not a problem that's such bullshit you can't fucking advance it that rule oh if you agree then you you give you give all the money away you give it back to the sports book if you agree i'll you know what i will give it back to sports okay fine deal all right deal monday night football i also don't like the fact that you bet favorites now just when it's against me

when who is this guy listen i'm sorry i don't know he hit that stealers one on thursday night too i'm not mad i'm mad at the bears if you can't tell i'm mad at the bears and also you just like win all the time and all you do is be grumpy you think a guy wins that much wouldn't be so grumpy i'm i'm offended that you think i'm grumpy and i'm gonna i'm gonna be so fucking positive in your face for the rest of the month i don't believe it no that's not true i don't believe you get you get to watch hank hank gets disgusted being around losers yeah that's exactly right he hates us because we lose all right um broncos lions hank you had the lions i did have the lines money thought they were going on a little winning street i did have the lines which of course you had them

you had them because the broncos were my mortal lock fade big cat no i just actually care about to be fair to hank you have like 17 bets that you know there's just different names no this is the mortal lock on advisors this is the only one every week it's the only one and hank listens to you edits the show great job i do love advisors and i love you big cat and i'm happy that you're picked one in mind lost so the lions are 111 and one which now is a palindrome you should be able to return an onside kick that's bullshit that is both i agree that is bullshit i honestly i want to find the law that says that and fight whoever that's bullshit yeah ones across the board for the lions yep exciting that's very exciting would you like to apologize for the palindrome error last week

yeah i did last week but now we're correct now we're correct you were just early you as first reported by jake marsh the detroit lions have a palindrome to the crazy people who listen a week later they're listening yeah perfect that's listening to last monday's show exactly right now you're hearing jake be correct um the lines yeah they're back to being the lines again we it was a bit ambitious to think that they could win two games in a row but you know what i wanted to believe in them i want to believe in jerry golf uh altitude altitude got to him this week altitude also they had a nice tribute to demarius thomas they did 10 players on the field to start the game um they've officially been eliminated the lions the broncos i don't know

what to make the broncos i feel like the broncos they're inching towards the like do you want to play them because they do have that recipe of they run the ball really well sometimes they're and they play good defense sometimes you know what they are um i put them as the falcons of the afc in terms of they're the best bad team yeah in the afc yes they could beat they could beat any bad team yes yeah they'll probably lose so most of the good ones um yeah i i that's pretty much all i had from this game this game was kind of a i mean it was it just happened it was boring it happened um vik fangio has figured out i think we all know that like vik fangio sucks at his challenges but he's realized that he can just say fuck it throw a bad challenge flag when he's hoping

that the result of the play will look different because he just wants here's he doesn't like what they call in the field so he throws the flag being like uh i don't like this play i hope they'll overturn just because i'm hoping not because of anything that i've seen he's realized that he actually that's a time it's a timeout so if you're going to take a timeout anyways have it be a really long timeout right where they're reviewing the play you can think about it and then yeah think about everything for a while so he's just kind of leaned into that like yeah i suck at challenges i'm not going to do anything to change being bad at challenges but i'm going to embrace the timeouts that i get out of challenges yeah i saw somebody on twitter i forget who it was so sorry if i'm not

crediting you genius they're referred to it as the fangio super timeout that i liked the super timeout he's invented a new timeout yep um yeah this game happened i don't have anything else no i just can't i'm very happy for you hank what was the what were the odds on that i'm happy that i'm happy that the uh that matinee you was having fun too like that's something you don't really hear here which is a lot of time i take back me saying i'm happy for you talk about it was plus 1300 i don't think we said what the official bet was it was erin rogers over 255 and a half passing yards player to score at least two touchdowns davante adams over 27 and a half total points by packers and packers minus 13 and a half and that bet came from my brain 1300 and that

bet came from my brain yep it did they just showed a fun stat on the screen not to rub salt in your wounds big cap but the fun it doesn't matter they just showed on the screen was erin rogers now has seven games with four touchdowns against the bears that's the most of any quarterback against any single team ever they suck they suck just a fun people wanted to do it wanted us to do this so they could hear me be tortured and i'm tortured i was tortured by the packers i was tortured by hank um who time and time again reminds me that he's not in my corner ever um he's a rider though i'm the mad um i'm the mad cat but it just sucks it sucks everything sucks i football like just let's just let's just finish this season i just want like go to the playoffs

i don't have to you know it's nice to not have to partake in the playoffs thanks to watch other teams thanks get a little ready with it himself that's why i loved all the rats this week i think you see a little bit of yourself he's he's just a rat through safford it's fun whatever yeah i i you know it's fine it's fine i'm just sad i'm sad i'm i'm lashing out a little bit but also not really because hank was grumpy all day and then showed up and just want to bet right my face my team sucks but i'm sad but you did get your full dinner all right uh that's great yeah for me who are confused because we didn't really explain it we're chili's ghost kitchen and it took forever we got ghosted by the ghost kitchen hank was was threatening jake uh physically if the food didn't

show up because he was so hangry and then the food showed up and they missed like half of the order you know you were you should we read the text messages uh the half of the order was not there so like everyone had half of a meal and had to split and but all of hank's order was there it wasn't threatening i just said if i die from hunger tell my mama lover that was just that was me being just honest uh all right let's let's keep moving chargers giants chargers giants another game that happened although jesson herbert's cd throw was fucking awesome i think it was 67 yards in the air he put his whole body into it it was a sick i think he was getting hit too as he threw it this was a big time get right game for jesson herbert sad to see our man do you think do you

think glennon's neck is longer than davis mills i think glennon's neck has grown yeah i do too because like mills was hot in the street but he's got some some girth on his neck yes glennon's is just like it looks like he just stretched out one of those polio string cheese has it gotten longer billy you just can't tell where his neck ends and his head begins dude his help i think his helmet got smaller and his neck got longer i there was a moment where i was like whoa he's a beautiful specimen though and his own yeah that's one way to say he's a one of a kind guy yeah it's like you go to the zoo and you see a giraffe you're like that's crazy yeah they broke the mold when they made glennon he um yeah the the post game joe judge said um i'm encouraged with the

way the team fought i mean what what is that well joe judge also kind of gave up i think he punted on like fourth and inches around half time from midfield yeah and then he tried a fake punt deep in their own church he i think he i think he got i think they said they're bringing him back joe judge i'm pretty sure okay so i think he's now i'm okay with that fucking i like having old school football guys right i like the whole joe judge take a lap thing damn the giants are just they're bad they're pretty bad they're now bad it's sad to watch but daniel dimes come daniel dimes gets back if you you got to be worried because the giants bringing back daniel jones playing in the metal lands against the washington football team is

absolutely a game they'll win they live to win those type of games especially against the football team they'll win one more game and and just be sure of that because that's just what the giants do they're a bad team that can play a good game here and there muck it up and cover spread yeah this was a good game for the chargers to kind of like get a little bit of confidence before going to thursday night yeah they feel good about themselves so i think that translates into a lot of points on third because i was starting to get a little bit worried about the charter you had me doubting my i still do doubt them but the chargers giants are bad the chargers had me doubting my chargers based on how they played thursday night will be a big test if the chargers play well on thursday

night and beat the chiefs i will hand up say i was very wrong and this team can absolutely contend in the afc i think they're probably not going to but who knows i've been wrong pretty much every which way about them mm-hmm hanks just counting his money right now i'm gonna move on i'm gonna move on i'm gonna be the bigger man i'm gonna move on you smile on my face people won't see the smile they'll see me angry and that's fine i'll own it i'm smiling because i'm a happy positive guy yeah from here on out um okay so that was that game again there's there were so many bad games and blowouts today the just the justin herbert throw was incredible and uh yeah that was awesome necklace still good yep uh the board giants ran the ball a little bit so there's that yeah barkley got a

couple carries he looked this is like we're just trying to find nice things to say about bad teams i mean point of the season barkley didn't do any of his like mid-air spin moves yeah this game so he he looked like he was playing football today yeah so that's good to say what do you say billy jake from got in oh he did yeah in the fourth and hand it off yeah oh yeah all right well let's get to two games that the last two games that actually were both good and both have implications the 49ers bangles uh was a game that was a snoozer for a while and then was a thriller in the end um george kiddo has to lead the league in like how the fuck did he catch that plays because he catches everything and anything and it's like up the scene with five guys on him or a leaping he made

that leaping catch uh at the end of the game that kept the drive alive to have robbie gold miss the the field goal george kiddo is so fucking good he's so good yeah he's uh he's probably the first person i would look at in the nfl for like who who could seamlessly make the transition from being a football player to also being wwe heavyweight champion of the world yes and it would be it would be kiddo easily just based on the way that he plays uh gold missing that field goal was big but i did like that we had two over times going at once at the same time and tails hit on both of them yep because it was back to back dubs for tails and that one i thought for the first second i thought the bangles were gonna come back and win yeah and then i was like wait the bangles woke up

they're good again this is a very they're a very confusing team i think they're my most confusing team here's here's what i would say about the bangles and like the positive outlook of this entire season is joe burrow and it's cliche and stupid and obviously it has nothing to do with like football numbers but when you talk about moxie joe burrow being down 14 points with 10 minutes left and bringing the team back including an 87 yard drive with like 240 left that's joe burrow like joe burrow going forward in the future he's your franchise quarterback and he's also he has that that ability that it ability where you feel like you're never out of a game and there's not like there's only a handful of quarterbacks that can give you that feeling he is one of those

guys he's got moxie and he's got poise and he's got fearlessness and he's got he's that dude he's that dude yeah he's that dude's he's also that dude's that that dude's best friend he's got swagger swagger poise grit moxie moxie what else um unafraidness that doesn't really fly off what would be fearlessness intangibles intangibles he leads the league in intangibles intangibles um and the 49ers have saved their season yeah so the 49 Jimmy G looked awesome in the first half he looked we got good Jimmy G and then things kind of swung a little bit when he there was like a play that just snapped where he just i don't know if it's a freaky friday situation he realized hey i'm jimmy g i'm doing the thing where i play a good game this feels weird gotta start throwing

interceptions he just dropped back and he just dropped the ball just like straight down from two hands right and i know it was going and you could see like a little bit of a little bit of his confidence got thrown off but i think he's starting to realize the one thing that he can always do whenever he loses that confidence would take a point start on a date that's number one two just throw the ball to kittle and watch kittle run with a ball then your offensive line gets amped up and they start chest bumping each other then they'll block better for you then you have all time really just that changes your offense when kittle has one of those runs yes absolutely and um yeah he was kittle kittle was everything for them uh but the 49ers we i think

we dubbed them the team no one wants to play no they're my don't look now team don't look now yeah don't look now team uh they're they're in the playoffs if they started today comfortably in the sixth seed i i just hope they make it because i want to see george kittle in the playoffs i want to see debo samuel in the playoffs like they just 49ers when they have it rolling are a very fun team to watch i also love it when they say on like espn or fox when they say this team will out physical you that's such a good football term to use it's the only team i think they can out that has ever been able to out physical anyone it doesn't make any sense but i get it when you talk about the 49ers in that way yes uh it's crazy that we only have four weeks left you know what um actually this

doesn't really make any sense but the thought occurred to my dumb brain when i was watching this game that i get pissed off that t higgins isn't smaller a name like t higgins he should be five he should be a little speed sir you're right you're absolutely right and he's like six four and 220 it doesn't make sense that's not he's the size of a tight end he should be a scat back yes he should he's like a daring sprawl he's a paced guy catching the ball out of the backfield you're right um but yeah this is a great game this is a game that looked terrible and then ended up having i don't know walk off touchdowns we had two of them back to back uh are always fun and so let's go to the last one bucks bills the bucks were cruising killing the bills the bills tried the strategy of

just never handing the ball off they were they didn't have a single handoff to their running back in the first half first time since 1991 which is crazy that it happened in 1991 yeah um it's it's weird what they did in the first half it was almost like the bills got ptsd from watching the patriots on the ball so much last week that they're like we're not going to put our defense through that and practice this week and even put in a game plan that involves running the ball for our offense for them to even look at it i don't i don't know what the idea was they had some design runs with josh allen a lot of them but they didn't hit their first handoff was on a fake punt it was crazy it was it was really johnny mox i don't i don't want your life and it's to the to bill bellichick

yeah they're just like i don't want this playing football at west k and high school may have been the opportunity of your life but i don't want your life that's a great line isn't it it's a great line i just i i feel like this bill's team they're not built for the city of buffalo in a weird way well yeah because they can't run the ball they don't run they don't even attempt to run the ball i know they don't have a running game to speak of they're you know what it is they built this team just to win the super bowl in los angeles this year they're like if we can just as long as we get to the super bowl we can win that game with our office and i actually think in a weird way they're right yeah i think i gear if the bills make it to the super bowl i think they win the

super bowl this year because this is one of those games where if the game had ended the way it was going i would have said put a fork in the bills like they they're done they had no fight it's over the bucks killed them which they were in the first half but josh alan did everything he he ran for 300 or pass for 300 ran for 100 he like wheeled them back into this game and if they if something goes if a break goes differently even at the end of the game they were like they were what on the six yard line when they had to kick that field goal like half of his foot went out of bounds yeah just trying to run the ball in it's like a totally different story coming out of this game where the bills are back and they and they circled the wagons but i still think a little of that and

there's no moral victories but a little of that stands true that they found something and they like fought so i'm now back to believing in the bills even though they lost they look is that weird no no they look so bad the first half and the fact they were even able to come back yeah i get it feels like they have something that they can build on for next week it's way better than that that happened than the other way around right then if they had gotten out to a big lead in the first half and then got crapped on by tom brady all three others that would destroy your confidence and by the way this the start of this game had a moment where it was like the erin rogers discount discount double check in the first quarter ed oliver did the step over

on tom brady in the first quarter oh when when the bills were on defense i think he got sacked and ed oliver just like walked over him brady got up and started like punching the air and tried to fight at oliver and from that point on brady was locked in and it's like yeah you don't do you don't tug on superman escape you don't teabag tom brady in the first quarter yeah yeah why why would you try to get him stirred up at that point because he was doing quarterback sneaks he was running with bikes up yep sliding high cleats up into people again going after everyone yeah um yeah the bucks and i the bucks like letting the bills back in was very very weird because they did have cruise control it was they like didn't run the ball they were kind of passing kind of

fucking around it felt like oh yeah we're just gonna win this game easily and then josh allen makes a couple josh allen plays and boom the bills are back in it uh letter for net is awesome right now last three games he's had 355 total yards six touchdowns it's we always talk about uh the quarterbacks and and being in the right fit and like you know trevor lorence and jacksonville right now or zack wilson and with the jets it's funny because we never really discuss it with the other players that like letter for net was basically cast off as a total bust in jacksonville he gets on a winning team that you know uses him correctly and whoa he's fucking awesome is that yeah is that a case of like finding the right fit or just finding

not the wrong fit yeah i don't know in jacksonville but you notice we we we we it's always about the quarterbacks and then you have a guy like that who's like he everyone said he was a bust it didn't end well in jacksonville and you know people didn't they were not happy that they drafted him so high in jacksonville but now he's a really really important part of a defending super bowl champion team i also thought i had the thought in the first half and i guess it probably still stands it wouldn't be funny after this entire year that like has chaos and everyone we no one's good it's just going to be bucks chiefs again probably like it could very well be bucks chiefs again and this was a this was the game that we were watching and i was i was getting very mad at hank as we were

watching it because hank was pointing out i love him so i don't know i just see you know that's wrong big out we're gonna get on a journey we're gonna we're gonna take a journey with my hatred of hank as i was watching this game and it actually it taught me a lesson about myself because hank was he sees things that i don't see sometimes we're watching these games he hears tony romo say innocuous things like i look like a catch to me when the bills are on offense and hanks like this fuckhead tony romo hates tom brady and i'm like hank is paranoid as shit or like uh that's a great catch by mike evans in the insert hanks like i was a great pass by tom brady on that play and i'm like wait wait does does tony romo actually hate tom brady

and then hank explains his logic and he's like well wouldn't you also hate tom brady because you'd you know tom brady been in the league i think you said for 10 years that might have been exaggeration but he was in the league well before tony romo got in tony romo retires tom brady still winning super bowls after romo's on tv for the last four seasons and he hates he hates maybe it's like secret hatred maybe he doesn't even realize that he hates tom brady but it comes across in his broadcasting yeah it's not hatred it's just like he doesn't yeah he's not gonna gas him up either he's not gonna sound like he likes him yeah but it he's just going through the motions with tom so after after listening to hank and his appreciation

and hank rooting hank rooting for tom brady as an extension of the patriots who just destroyed the bill's heart and soul last week and rooting for a continuation of the patriots manifesting itself and tom brady continuing to destroy them this week i just realized that hank is hanks right about everything he's right and and yeah and the hatred about the parlor the hatred that i have towards hank when it comes to football is just me being jealous i have a little bit of tony rohmoitis myself and i'm jealous of hank and everything that he touches turning to golden football whether it's the patriots or tom brady or his bets or his bets my i had a nightmare as i was watching this game which is that like bill belichick goes to the rams or something

after he leaves new england wins like three more super bowls and then hank also has another satellite team that he gets root for well i was born in la yeah so you've got you would have your patriots still dominating people probably you would have tom brady still dominating that entire corner of the globe and then you'd also have the rams i hope it doesn't happen because hank is he's he's just successful at rooting for football he's an incredible guy thank you guys you guys are i love i love the guy it makes me i appreciate my pain is his his his gold it's fun i love him it's disgusting how right hank has been he's a smart guy he's just he's bet no he's the best he's the best reader here good he's just everything great ass damn thanks guys happy holidays

anything else you want to say about this game hank uh no it's good come back by the bills they showed a little bit of heart i said it before the game this is either going to be a bill show heart fight come back for the rest of the season or they're gonna you know lay down and die at first it seemed like they were laying down and dying they did show some heart there is still some hope if you're a baffle of bills fan not there's some hope at one point it was like this the season's over there's no hope they just gotta get to the end of that game there's some hope not a lot surviving events are you what will you actually like how painful will it be if it's bucks patriots are you it'll be horrible yeah horrible yeah you know what i think is as the biggest

supporters of hank that there are big cat we should root for his two favorite teams the bucks in the past are you is it in your mind at all yes oh yeah i think about it constantly it would be so bad and it's it's we're on a collision course yeah yeah it's almost it's destined to happen i would say like if if you could bet on those a combination of one of those three teams making it there's a good chance this is how you're going to be able to tell once and for all the really really good and they obviously have a lot of ill will towards the Patriots mac jones is a rookie so it wouldn't blow my mind if the chiefs beat the Patriots in the playoffs but i don't think any other team is yeah like if the if the if the Patriots have to go to kansas

city mac jones going to kansas city in like middle of january it does feel like that's a tall tall mountain to climb right this is how you're going to be able to tell if the NFL actually has the product rigged if there's actually a room that roger godel convenes his owners and his evil layer his sanctum beneath you know that park avenue building that hank famously got arrested and if there if that place exists then it's going to be the Patriots against the bucks in the Super Bowl there's no doubt about that no but that's honestly that's the thing with godel like he that would that's his worst nightmare is it i think having having the most right there yeah of all time probably the most watched television show to ever exist probably it would be the most

watched thing that ever happened i don't know he hates the Patriots and he hates brady so i think it would i think he'd be pretty happy with yeah roger godel do you want 300 million viewers in the united break records under your watch like that's a record that probably won't even be broken they would it would be that insane what do you think the most watched thing ever is the most watched thing ever yeah it's probably kim k rej pay my andrew no it's probably bonk it's probably that's just statistics maybe the asteroid the first asteroid that hit there were probably a lot of people that saw that it's probably think about inflation dude no it's price like 100 people on earth it's probably some fucking show in like 1960 like or not 1960 maybe 1970s when

mash when they had two shows on yeah right when there were two shows on everyone tuned into those two shows the seinfeld finale yeah or something like they're like dallas one of those are beetles on ed mcman it's a 2015 superbowl oh damn okay pat seahawks oh wait this is billy source though it's wikipedia what was the most watched thing ever oh in the in the ninth ranked one was mash's farewell there it is okay i knew there's got to be it's all super bowls per capita super bowls and then there's just a show that everyone watched in 1975 well on percentage in hanks defense as a spin zone for gedel this it might actually not be in gedel's favor to have this be the highest rated game ever because they're not going to be able to touch this game after it yes like true how would

you compete against the brady bellichick it's all it's all downhill yeah well that point gedel retires yes probably yes he walks off into the sunset he cucks tom brady what do you got there so in 1983 when the mash episode aired the population of the united states was 233 million and it had about a hundred and five million views so it's greater than the population that's not half the population watched the mash huh and everyone was probably like that was a good finale yep not just a bunch of people like this show sucks for this reason or this reason right exactly um all right wait crazy frog by axl f has 3.1 billion views damn so that's the most watched thing ever that's crazy uh all right let's get to uh football guy the week and who's

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guys presence god i love you so much it's insane how much did you win on that bet uh like 1400 oh i love you so much thank you i love you second track suit i love you no no give it to someone who needs it give it to a needy a needy one of them needy one of them needies all right football guy of the week billy congratulations to last week's winner gardener menshu oh who won after celebrating with his father i missed him this week okay yeah i did tell so last week i wanted to some play i wanted to make a christmas wreath out of rattlesnakes just dig a hole in backyard somewhere our first nominee is forest ryan linebacker from villanova after losing the quarter finals fcs tournament game uh he was asked uh so he has the um he leads the nation in

tackles and when asked what it means to end the season leading the nation in tackles he replied nothing loving because he lost because he lost yeah lost let's we led the nation in tackles he did currently yeah he probably currently does i think he still has the record yeah but james got a couple more games so true someone there is probably gonna take him over our second nominee is chad johnson uh he was watching the game today and he tweeted fourth quarter we can still win this game bangles she's having contractions but i'm not moving from in front of this tv let's go love it's emoji love though his wife was having trance uh traction yeah i think someone was someone was going into labor got it married how many how many kids does he have i feel like he's

he's got a good crew there super fast super super fast track star one of his daughter our third nominee is uh coach brian lapak from kansas state university he's head of recruiting uh commented on what he looks for in recruits he said i'm looking for dudes who go after moby dick in a rowboat and bring the tartar sauce with him didn't do moby dick i never read that book did he end up getting him i think moby dick ish male killed everyone right yeah yeah yeah so i don't think that guy read the end of the book i think he ate the captain and then the captain ahab just lived inside of his stomach no that's jonah and got like pushed out and that's the bible that's the bible that's jonah you sure god wins at the end he always does we're real big book readers here

i actually love that well i'm gonna win red or moby dick movie i had the what happened moby dick you read all so then what happened goes down with the whale trying to kill it so this guy's like recruiting yeah but i actually think that makes him more the fact that he hasn't finished moby dick yeah and he just knows it's about a no i'm just saying like he's trying to recruit he's basically saying i want to recruit guys that are so stubborn they'll die exactly then they're stubborn yes uh our fourth nominee is jerry gray uh d-back coach from the green bay packers uh the defensive back coach jerry gray says he never wears sleeves in the cold it gives opponents the edge they asked him why your opponents think you're soft i asked if sleeves make you

soft i don't know i never wore them that's good answer sleeves that's a good answer he doesn't know and now for our old school throwback football guy of the week uh william philip had to this to say about football the fact that it makes respectable the most primitive feelings about violence patriotism manhood the similarity to war is unmistakable there is even a general draft and that was his quote on football like it mm-hmm so really thank you for your service yes you're welcome way to go viral again the army navy game that was great it's great if you see billy in the streets you better you better salute him no please don't yeah no it's getting up your seat yeah on a plane on a plane too yeah please do not do it treat billy as you would a pregnant

woman yeah buy him buy him anything a beer you can't no that's you wouldn't do that to a prego no you would not so buy him a coffee or a hot chocolate or a hot cocoa yeah ask him when he's expecting yeah to be discharged actually all right uh thank you billy good job go vote for right now the blog is up uh we're gonna finish up we got who's back the week cash app is back major announcement from cash app they're now introducing teen banking to the masses if you're 13 plus you need to download the cash app now you can send a transfer cash to your friends little brother little sister little cousin you can use the cash card debit card as well as any boost currently available in just heads up reminders of teens you won't be able to buy or sell

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the pile and gets everyone all hyped up yeah usually comes in cookies i'm a big wassler i love wassling so yeah it's just great it's just great to be in this time of the year with you guys i just love it holiday cheer i just feel really lucky and really special uh and i just wanted to kind of vocalize that to the listeners so they understand how lucky and special i feel and how happy i am nice means a lot to be here with you guys i love it i love it so much i want to just let you guys know i i plan on bringing presents for you guys oh nice it's gonna be something small cool but their presence coming nice don't want to be weird drugs yeah he's giving it's technically a drug yeah and technically technically a drug all right good to know um

either cocaine i'll take it mother who's back is brian kelly yeah yeah i do declare a video came out i think this was a recruit i'm assuming yep uh doing a tour at the ls use facility they have this little like photo 360 camera angle played up the first mistake which i saw some people point out but should be on the record the song playing was calling on baton rouge but it was the garth brooks version yep which is not the version they play down in baton rouge at lsu at freds i think was it the new new grass revivalist or something i'll look up the real uh i probably just butcher that there's a real he looks so i'm calling on baton rouge that you're supposed to play you played the wrong one and then in calling baton rouge in the video he was like dancing holding up

the l it was super super super cringy you what we're learning quickly is that brian kelly at Notre Dame was the perfect fit like he should be recruiting he should be sitting in someone's new grass revival that's he should be sitting in their living room being like it's not about football it's about the rest of your life and Notre Dame has a great uh alumni structure that will make sure that you're set up for the next 50 years not the next 10 yeah but also i mean instead of doing these weird dances and like and holding up the l for lsu it's going to be very funny to see him down in baton rouge i'm very excited for it because if he wins it'll all be wait how did you get those pants on did you just do that in front of us i'm very experienced in getting

dressed he's still wearing his dream i get dressed almost every day yeah i missed that no i'm in the jumps i'm super excited for brian kelly in baton rouge because it's such a bad culture fit yeah obviously so it's going to probably blow up now he can either win really quickly and he should because if he doesn't it's going to get bad it's going to get bad really fast it's going to be very funny to watch like brian kelly pretending to be a southerner is something he's like trying to wink and nod and play into it now yes but as they say in the south the horse is out of that barn yeah brian yeah um he is definitely like a big misfit there brian kelly just going hot once just steer all into it i want to see brian kelly just like try to rebrand himself because he lacks

he lacks a personality outside of a football field that's where he absolutely does that's where on this show come on this show we're for kocho yeah it's true i miss kocho i feel bad for the whole time i'm watching that and he's probably you know yeah you know he watched that video yeah this fucking asshole just wait all right fifth year who's back was that a tank that was great i have a bunch but i'm i'm sure i do you want to do one more i'll give you one more do one more i'll leave a tank dunk it do one more no i i know it's gonna be one of your guys's no no i'm probably not one more really i don't have one so you do one more you sure yeah pauses are better than ours anyways uh fat guy basketball players oh big man hoopers yeah that was good that was a good one so this kid

his name is connor williams i think he plays for buffalo no st john fisher buffalo he was playing against buffalo what's what's his name st john fishery you know i had i have a bunch down he could have been a football guy the week this guy is seven foot tall what like 350 pounds absolutely wet from three absolute tank the video came out where he was running down the court he fell he got up he gets the ball throws a dime yeah where he basically is like looking like he doesn't want to throw it uh and then a bunch of other highlights this kid came out he's apparently like a two-time you know state champion or like player of the year in his state he's actually a good player uh so his name is connor williams i feel like this is gonna be here a lot more well i think we're gonna

hire him i was i was sitting next to dave when those highlights went viral and he started DMing with him so so yeah that's all you needed i yeah i would be shocked if he wasn't in studio like working for part of my take in some capacity within the year yes oh i didn't realize so that's actually division three school that plays d1 yes yes so that's wow yeah and you know what i i'd almost rather see a dude that that's that big be a sick passer than a dude that's that big be wet from three yeah he's got both he's does it all yeah yeah well the belly prevents people from closing out on a shot that's true that's a little bit mean no but i i think that's how you use your body it's it's impressive he's awesome it's no different than kevin dirant's shot being like unguardable

because it's right true yeah different dimensions yeah exactly all right pft who's your who's back if hank's done with his who's back so the week i love hank so much just a great outstanding young man you know what even better off the show than he is on it yeah cheer cheer and great to be around my who's back of the week is the ever given my mom's gonna not gonna think you guys are joking and trolling and no we love hank no we love when i said you were grumpy that was a joke mrs lach would you raised a heck of a kid that was a joke you're always happy i am i know why would i wouldn't say it if i didn't believe it i stutter a little there uh go ahead pft the ever given is my who's back of the week the ever given was the ship that got stuck in the suez canal

yeah remember that it was stuck there for like 13 days yeah that was fucked up all of like global trade the world yeah i think it said that it it's first passed through the suez canal called caused a global meltdown yep which is as bad as it can go for your first time making any journey in any sort of container yeah but the ever given is back just yesterday it returned to the suez canal and it made it through it made it through returned like napoleon said or was that left for yet i don't know one of those assholes went back to a place that he lost and won the next battle but the ever given made it all the way through um so shout out to the ever given it would be very funny if it got stuck a second time very funny um oops i did it again oops i did

it again i was i was actually rooting for the ever given to get stuck another time that was a great you know what though i feel like that's when um that was when we were in detroit last year right so it was right around playoff football i think it was a good thing to talk about for a while it gave us as like a a global um like everyone across the world was talking about the same thing on social media which is kind of a nice treat everyone's cracking wise you got to see a lot of jaw jaw jaw jaws you know like when people laugh in spanish online i always like that everybody people of all stripes were coming together to joke about the driver of the ever given oh i thought i'd have on the throtus oh that was another great twitter moment she was ever

given she's back she's all the way back yeah throat go absolutely um the hypers thing about the suez canal those guys getting hype after they got it out and it was just a bunch of dudes and one excavator yeah he likes chanting yes uh huh yes um all right my who's back of the week is the under and army navy 16 years in a row and yes i bet the over and i'm gonna still do it until it hits because it'll be the greatest day of my life i went there i went to army navy yesterday was awesome one of the coolest games just just the best so yeah 16 years in a row 16 years in a row the under is it that's fucking insane it's pretty impressive that's it's always a fun game to watch to yeah it is and the high has been coming after it um there were too many passes though i didn't

like i didn't like army's offense army's getting cute with it thanks i guess i have to blame joe biden yes now now army passes the ball they did they did pass the ball a decent amount for that game i always thought it would be awesome if one of those teams like practice like practice in secret the uh like uh spread offense and just showed up and started running it no one they wouldn't be all stop it not all because you spend your entire week yeah entire year yep getting ready for that game um and then the high has been right after brice young kenny pickett was was robbed also i don't know if you guys saw that clip but it was one of the more awkward moments uh when desmond howard was talking to adan hutchinson and they were like oh yeah beating oh hot beating oh how

state was why i came back and all this stuff and desmond howard and tim tebow just started trashing cj stroud's offensive line like right in front of him cj stroud just didn't laugh like yep stone faced this is fucked up don't talk about my guys like that yeah tim tebow he just made it way worse he made he was really really awkward with it it's so awkward he's such an awkward dude he's got an awkward delivery and his shoes are way too big yes tongues of his shoes i don't like his haircut either and that's our tim tebow roughs the fake part actually i think tim tebow caught a few strays throughout this show yeah he might have uh okay billy uh who's back cfl uh the gray cup oh also my bat my who's back is hank being just the best gambler of all time the winnipeg

blue bombers won and uh just a little update on cfl oh my other who's back is halo if you guys saw joey bosa do the halo teabag celebration no i saw that yeah it's pretty dope that is dope it was so that's all back now the NFL tweeted it out and then the NFL deleted the tweet because somebody told him hey this is a teabag celebration you're like we can't have that delete delete delete cannot have that all right jake who's your who's back wrap us up who's back is Hugh Jackson the uh former takey award presenter yes or sorry it was for hot sea cool throne yes presenter he's the new head coach at gambling state oh good for him yeah good for him also score gammies yeah huge day anything quickly that you want to recap us uh for college basketball what happened in the albama

houston game everyone was mad about something but i controversial non-goal tendon call that was a great game i made the the the very adult decision to just go to sleep crazy thing that's fair yeah um i'm glad you put your country first you don't have to watch you wisconsin ohio i don't know what you're talking about exactly i was watching our navy we're going to have our fourth number one team because per due loss yep so per due duke and gag of all loss number one barely number one again so wow it's all eating up everything's coming up ruckers disregard what happened last night all yeah disregard disregard the trophies made of the boardwalks is it really yeah oh that's thanks that's cool they should make it out of like a uh a nuclear reactor or something something

more jersey yeah uh sort of nuclear reactors yeah three mile right three mile owned no indian point is the closest i got it that's upstate uh but every that's not so that new jersey yeah upstate new york yeah not new jersey uh every team that kicked an onside kick and recovered it lost this weekend who was that two teams three teams who bears ravens and someone else did it yeah uh new jersey new jersey has like a million nuclear power plants i am close to who is the other team did it yes several and some other team who knows 88 81 69 of the bears the ravens yeah and some other team and some other team so it did it eight uh grizzly bears can run as fast as 81 what'd you guess eight 88 sure we'll hit what's out of play

39 and 52 18 bang on the sorghummy day love it jake let's go jake take a picture with number 18 fuck yes what a day it's awesome your haircut looks good thank you jake you're probably the biggest winner on this show that's incredible everything we said nice about hank got a big one everything we said nice about hank we actually it was about you yeah yeah but you also beat hank and ping pong true but the frank frank cali on the video is live on youtube yeah let's go check it out he's gonna win that one i love you guys the lions oh the lions bears and ravens the lions is an onside kick today wait why today's the 13th right i love you guys they lost by like went in why

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