Pardon My Take - NFL Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes And Recap, The Cowboys Died And Jameis Thrived

Episode Date: December 23, 2019

NFL Week 16 Fastest 2 Minutes (2:27 - 8:28). We recap every game from Saturday and Sunday (8:28 - 88:17). The Bears were in a Patrick Mahomes torture chamber on Sunday Night Football. Jameis was electric on Saturday, the Patriots put away the panic button, and the Rams season ended. The bad games were great on Sunday including the Dolphins/Bengals and Giants/Redskins. Dan Quinn is going to keep his job, maybe? The Cowboys shit the bed and the Seahawks remain an enigma. Who's back of the week to finish off the show.  Schedule for Christmas Week - Thursday Best of, regular episode Monday after Week 17 You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week 16. That's actually scary to say out loud. Week 16. That is... It's week 16, folks.

Yeah. Fantasy season's over. It's... unless you're one of those fucking weirdos. That's... yeah. You are. We'll get... we'll talk about it. It's really insane. Put a... Hank, bring that up on the other side of... on the regular show, how stupid

people are who do week seven. That would be my... my... who's back week. All right. We have week 16. We're going to recap every game. It's Saturday football, great Saturday football, Sunday football, madness. Some of the best games were some of the worst games. Some of the worst games were some of the best games.

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Today is Monday, December 23rd, week 16. We start in a battle for the AFC East where Sean McDermott the Frog and the Buffalo Bills have been sipping tea all season long looking for respect. Tom Braby Yoda hooked up with Julian Edelmeme as the Patriots did the 10-year challenge winning the AFC East every single year from 2009 to 2019. In a tribute to the return of Jackass, Johnny Dawson Knoxville kept the game close at the end of the first half only to have the Bills wagon look more like a shopping cart crashing to a building to end the game.

Patriots 24, Bills 17. Out at the big bell bottom where George Kiddler on the roof was playing matchmaker, then he's a much better fit with Jimmy Garoppolo than Chiara Mia. The game came down to a big catch from Emmanuel Bernie Sanders who is robbing gold from the wrench and redistributing it to the poor as the kicker hit the game winner and Errol Donald Trump and the Rams season is fired. 49.34, the Rams 31. In Cleveland where Freddy got fingered, Kitchin said, my bum is on the playbook, my bum is

on the playbook, look at me, my bum is on the playbook. After a slow start to the game, the Ravens offense featuring Marky Mark Ingram took it to the Browns head body, head body all afternoon. Posh Spice aka Victoria Odell Beckham wants out of the band as the 2019 Browns turned out to be wannabes yet again, Ravens 31, Browns 15. If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,

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Eagle 17, Cowboys 9. We finished in the Pacific Northwest where George Brett Hunley didn't shit himself in the relief of Kyler Murray. Kenyan Allgas No Drinks had a huge game on the ground and Mayor Pete Carroll is gonna have to retreat to his wine cave to deal with this loss. Chandler Bing Jones was no friend to Ross Geller Wilson as no one told him life was going to be this way. Sex, sex, sex, sex. Cardinals 27, Seahawks 13. All right, week 16 we have one more game Monday Night Football, the last Monday Night Football game of the year, but we had week 16, go ahead Hank.

What was the butthole Freddy Kitchen thing? Uh, my bum is on the playbook. Tom Green? Ah, you don't know that? Freddy got fingered kitchens. Daddy, would you like some, something? Damn, you don't know Tom Green, the genius of Tom Green. I don't.

Tom Green revolutionized comedy as we know it by just getting kicked out of places. And that was basically what he did. Making like lesbian statues and putting it in front of his parents lawn. Oh yeah, he would, he would make statues of his parents having sex with each other. He was the original. I'm going to tell him Green Exclusively from M&M songs. Oh yeah, he was the original. I'm going to fuck with my parents and film it.

And that will be hilarious. And it was hilarious. It was great. He was a Canadian band Margera. Yeah. So week 16 in the books except for Monday Night Football coming up. So I guess we have to start with the last game like we always do. That was torture.

The Chiefs and the Bears, they showed about 800 comparisons of Patrick Mahomes and Mitchell Trebisky. That was torture. They showed a million comparisons. The Bears were absolutely terrible. Mitch Trebisky was terrible. He did outrush Patrick Mahomes, put that on the record. That's true.

Patrick Mahomes was awesome as always and just effortlessly amazing. They had a double doink, which I don't know why, but the booth just had it ready on command. The replay of the actual double doink. So they played that and then top it all off in a game that the Bears came out completely flat, gave up, ready to go to Cabo and hang out and have the off season. Mitch Trebisky checked down on a fourth and 23. Fourth and 23. That's my issue with Mitchell Trebisky is that a lot of times he's not even fun bad.

He's just kind of boring bad and he'll air it out. The worst thing that Mitchell did tonight was he had to check down and then he would overthrow his receivers by like three and a half yards. If you're going to be bad, at least make it entertaining for me. Oh, I forgot one thing as well. Chris Collinsworth was like, you know, when I was watching the tape, this guy, Mitch Trebisky, he kind of looks like Patrick Mahomes sometimes. And then he did a highlight package where he's like, see, they're basically the same guy.

Well, he said if you take all of Mitch's best throws that he's ever made, he kind of looks like Patrick Mahomes. So I was dreading this. I, this is why I was, I was so upset that it wasn't flexed out. We had the signs and everyone, you know, coulda, there was some woman sitting there. It's like, coulda had Mahomes. Thanks. Didn't need the reminder. There was a Bears fan, which I actually find funny.

I'm sure some people will hate it. Who's wearing a Bears Mahomes jersey. I think that's just like, you know, fuck it. Let's just, we already know we suck and we know this is painful to watch. Just lean all the way into it and buy a Bears Mahomes. A Bears Mahomes Watson combo jersey would be great. Who cares? There was also a guy wearing full Bear Regalia dressed up like a Bear, but he also had Christmas lights.

So he's like a very, a very festive Bear, which was nice. So the game sucked. I want to give a shout out to Collinsworth for wearing, he was dressed up in like a, some sort of high turtleneck tonight, looking like a creepy college professor. When did that become, when did we decide as a society that we were going to allow our tandem booths to not wear a suit and a tie in primetime games? It was Troy Aikman. And also the turtleneck has made a huge comeback. I think that's, I'm going to, I'm going to give him this. Steve Jobs.

No, I'm going to give him this moment and he's probably going to cut this up and tweet it and do a victory lap on Twitter. But Danny Kanell was wearing a turtleneck, you know, provocateur when he was with ESPN. But I've seen it more and more often recently. I think Dion had one on Saturday night. It's, it's a look that's hard to pull off when you're not joking. But few people can. And Dion did. I don't know if Collinsworth did.

It's the non circumcised sweater that's making a comeback. Yeah. Yeah. Michael Irvin was wearing some sort of swaggy combo too on Saturday. I think you have to have a certain amount of swag or be completely joking about it. Yes. One or the other. Otherwise you're just kind of stuck in that no man's like, is this guy fucking serious right now?

Or you have to have like a fraudulent Silicon Valley company. Yeah. And then you can pull, Elizabeth Holmes can absolutely pull it off. But when you wear a turtleneck and you walk in like people will look at you. Actually, I guess December is the only month where it can really play. But for the most, most time, like if you walk into a room with a turtleneck and you're not joking, everyone will look at you and be like, is this guy for real? He's kind of an asshole.

You have asshole vibes when you wear a turtleneck unironically. Yes. Absolutely. On the game itself. It sucks. One thing that we're not talking that much about. Laugh it up, Hank. Is the chief's defense is really, really good.

Yes. They've turned a corner. I think just having Tyran Matthew on your defense gives it kind of a little bit of legitimacy. It doesn't matter how bad the rest of your defenses. If I see that Tyran's on your team, I'm like, you guys can turn the ball over. You guys can score points. They have and they have past rushers. They have a bite to them that they didn't have last year.

I still don't trust them in like a big, they're not going to go and just stop another team for four quarters. Like, you know, this is the Bears offense, mind you. Right. True. The defense and all other terrible categories that you can come up with. A pun is not a bad thing though. But you are right that the chief's defense has bite this year where last year they didn't. I mean, you remember the ASC championship game where the Patriots just basically ran the same play to Julian Edelman over the middle and it worked every single time.

This year, it doesn't feel like you can do exactly that. I still, and we're going to get to the Patriots being the bills, the fact that the chiefs don't get to buy. It's so fucking hard to win three games. It's going to be tough. So when was the last time a team won three, a wildcard team, a team that played on wildcard weekend? I can't remember. Was it the Ravens? Maybe.

Who just got to the Super Bowl? The Eagles? The Eagles? No, the Eagles when they went to the Super Bowl. Yeah, I think so. They didn't have a buy to that. They played the Vikings. Yeah, and they played the Falcons.

Falcons, yeah. I can't remember if they had a buy or not. I'm just going to make a prediction right now. Look at that. Check it. Steve Spagnolo, or Spagnolo? How do you pronounce his last name? Spagnolo?

Spagnolo. He's going to get, he's going to be interviewed by a lot of teams this off season as a head coach. It's been enough time. And yeah, it's been enough time where people forgot that he's not a good head coach. And he's going to end up going to like one of the teams that is like a Redskins, a team that nobody really wants to coach. So they're going to have to settle for the third or fourth choice. I think he's actually going to be a head coach next year. Here's what he's got going for him.

He was coaching the St. Louis Rams. They're not, they don't exist anymore. Right. So it really feels like it was a way, way long ago thing. Yeah. Like you can't even, because if you had a team that he coached still playing in the same stadium in the same city, but oh, I can see that. I can't even see it. He can't even see it.

He's like Jim Schwartz, except he doesn't have the nipples Schwartz has, but he's got more triangular pector. He's got triangular boobs. He looks good in a polo shirt is what I'm getting at. He looks like he could still kick somebody's ass. Yes. So there will be an owner out there that thinks that he's youthful enough to come in and be a head coach for a franchise. Yes. The Eagles did have a buy in 2017.

Yes. The last team to do it was the 2012 Baltimore Ravens. So there you go. So that's a very long time. It feels like. The slacko. You need an elite quarterback to be able to do that. It's very hard to win three games.

So I just don't, as much as I think the Chiefs have been the forgotten team. Because the story has been the Ravens and talking about the Patriots because everyone always talks about the Patriots. Like the Chiefs are a little forgotten, but man, winning three games. Yeah. I don't know. It's going to be tough. I don't know. I agree.

I think they are forgotten. I think that the Chiefs are better when they're not the focus, when they're kind of like under the radar a little bit as good as they are. It's strange that they're under the radar. Well, they've been under the radar except for last year. Especially when Holmes brought him over the radar. Right. Above the radar. Right.

Through the radar. Andy Reid. This was actually a perfect day for Andy. It was the shortest day of the year. The shortest football day of the year. Yep. So there's less clock for him to mismanage symmetrically. Andy is coaching really, really well recently.

Do you think anybody started Matt Moore on their fantasy team and lost because he got negative two points? No. Negative point two points? Definitely not. On the kneel down at the end of the game? Definitely not. Definitely did not. No.

If you're out there and you started Matt Moore. You don't exist. You're lying. You're lying. Send us your best Photoshop if you're starting Matt Moore on your fantasy team. All right. Let's do the Saturday game. So we'll work back in time.

Texans. Boner Saturday. Yeah. Texans. Box. James. I thought next weekend was Boner Sunday. You can't just do boners on that weekend.

No. I said this was Boner Saturday. But then you tweeted next weekend's Boner Sunday. Yeah. But I said last week that this was Boner Saturday. Right. Because of the matchups. But then what's next week?

Erection Sunday. Okay. You can't throw boners on it. We can't. I mean not all of us semi. It's semi Sunday. We're not fucking teenagers dude. You know.

Morning. We're in our 30s. Morning would. Mid 30s. Texans. Box. It wasn't Boner Saturday. It was.

It was. James. Man. He is so awesome. He had a pick six before anyone even sat down. Literally before anyone sat down. I turned the TV on at 7. It was so fucking funny.

And. Let's let's let's at least say this. So he has now tied the record for most picks six. Sixes in a season with six. Who do you think he's tied with? Vinny Tester Verdi. Nope. Peyton Manning.

Hall of Famer. There we go. There we go. Even when he fucks up. He's still in conversation with Hall of Famers. For for interceptions. It was awesome. Credit to James one of one who predicted this to a T.

He was like without Mike Evans and Godwin. James will not care and will be throwing it up for a lot of interceptions. A lot of yards. That's exactly what happened. I also like how Bill O'Brien enjoys James Winston just as much as all of us do because he kept fucking up the clock management at the end of the game to give James opportunities to throw more

picks. It was like Bill O'Brien was calling for an encore. Yes. The end of a tremendous musical performance by James. I want James Winston to be all time quarterback next Thanksgiving for all three games. Yes. So just fly him.

Maybe we have to space him out a little bit more but fly him from stadium to stadium and let us watch James Winston play quarterback for whatever it would be. 12 12 hours on Thanksgiving day because he is that entertaining and he still ended up with like over 300 yards. He still makes big plays to get them back in it. I actually feel like as much as the obviously the Texans won this game.

They lost. You got five turnovers four interceptions and you only could win by three. Yeah. No the Bucks were up 17 17 at half time. Yes. After that first half they were dominating 17 17. They were.

It was a blowout 17 17. Here's something crazy. The Texans have now won four out of the last five AFC South titles. That doesn't really feel like that's true. No because they just they take that and they do diddly poo. It's a dynasty. The Texans technically have a dynasty over the AFC South to

quote to quote Jim Moore. It's diddly poo. It's diddly poo. It is. And do you think the Texans have any ability to win more than one playoff game this year. I would say one's pushing it. One is pushing it.

Mm hmm. That's how like toothless I feel like they are. JJ Sean's awesome. JJ might be coming back though. They are keeping that spot open. JJ is he's been very active on Twitter recently too. Have you noticed that. Yes.

Yeah. I think he's ready. The pain meds may be ready to go. James was almost the leading passer for both teams. Yep. So he threw that pick six and then the second one. It was so close. That should have been a pick six.

It should have been. Just just give it to him. He's like he moves fast and he breaks stuff. Yes. And that's what you have to love about James Winston. He had a broken thumb. Yeah he's got a broken thumb. So I read that he wasn't able to shake the commentators hands

before the game or during their sit down session that they had on Thursday or whatever the production meeting. James wasn't able to give them a firm handshake. So right off the start. So is that why Rich Eisen kept on screwing up the names. That's why I kept calling him Watson. Now credit to Rich Eisen for at least acknowledging it at half time because oh man he did that like a dozen times in the first

half. The Winston Watson thing and then the one difficult part for him and it would have been difficult for anyone. The fact that there was a Watson that Winston was throwing to. Yeah. That got very confusing. That was a big week for very obscure tight ends catching passes just around the league.

If you look across the board there are so many players that I had no idea even existed until week 16 that are stepping up after injuries. The Bucks were starting like I think they had three players yesterday that had never played in the NFL. They just threw them out there. And so again even though they lost they kind of won. Like the Texans are such a joke sometimes where they'll beat

good teams and they'll have these statement wins. And then they'll barely be able to beat a Bucks team that was essentially trying to lose with the way that James Winston was playing. And we didn't even we didn't even mention the fact that James Winston before the game got a vote of confidence and is going to get a contract extension which I'm actually and I will never say this to Stephen Chase face.

I'm jealous of Bucks fans because James Winston is that much fun. He's fun. Yeah. He is extremely fun to watch and they say that money makes money. You were before you got the money. So James is going to get an extension and then he's going

to throw eight interceptions again. Yes. Yes. He's going to splurge. He's going to treat himself. He is this year four and two in his games where he throws game opening interceptions. It's great.

It's great. Yeah. He's great. He's just games. You know what he's on the first drive. He's throwing intercept. He's like when you know maybe you start a new gambling week and you're like listen I'm good.

I got all this credit. I'm good to go. I'm going to fucking fire on everything. That's how he starts every game. He's like we got 60 minutes. If I throw a pick to start the game. It's fine. I got 59 more yesterday literally like 59 30 left to fix

that. So I kind of like how he lives fast and loose. That's very relatable. Yes. It's like when you have on payday you're going to spend frivolously. That's what James Winston does to start every game. He passes frivolously.

Yeah. He's just like oh fuck a new pair of Jordans. Hell yeah. Yeah. He's about saving after we're in like minute 57. He doesn't care. The only other thing I wanted to note from this game. I wish that Will Fuller played for like the Philadelphia

Eagles or like the New York Giants because the sports radio calls about his constant injuries would be incredible. He is injured every single game and it's always a hamstring or a groin soft tissue. But I need like a 450 pound Philadelphia and calling into Big Ant and saying you know I listen Will Fuller. I did yoga last my wife took me to this hot yoga place

and I've been fine ever since. Why the fuck doesn't he do that. Like I need those type of calls in my life. Will Fuller is just always injured and I think Houston fans maybe I'm wrong. Maybe someone can clue me in but I need Houston fans to show their anger a little more. Are they a little bit soft.

Is that what you're saying. Soft tissue. Soft tissue. Yeah I mean the Texans just overall have a bad history of bad injury luck and I haven't heard much on a national scale about usually you start to drum up something about like you need to fire the entire training staff.

Right. That whole thing. Brian Cushing's on the training staff. Oh there you go. Andre Johnson every time I see him on the sideline I'm like when is he getting in. Well he was also a hamstring. I don't know why he isn't in.

This goes back to Arian Foster. Now when Aaron Foster was on the team you definitely had people because he was owned across like he was a fantasy player. Right. You had a lot of takes nationwide about like oh is he's a vegan. That's why he keeps pulling his hamstring.

It is crazy though how different their offense is when Will Fuller is healthy. And now you have you're you won the AFC South. You have nothing to play for next week. So you might as well just shut everyone down like this is going to be an interesting do they like I guess I don't know if they can't see the Titans again if they lose to the Titans and the Titans get in but do you

play anyone. Why would you. I think Bill O'Brien will play everyone. It's so stupid. Because he's a dumbo. He's going to he'll get to Sean Watson. He's a big dummy. All right.

Next game. Bill's Patriots. Hank credit to you for never fully taking out the panic button because if you are a Patriots fan this game was reassuring in the fact that it's like the Patriots offense now is what you expect it to to have become and it's run the ball and Tom Brady like that was a classic Tom Brady performance.

Well when Tom Brady you can tell a few times a year he has that like extra fired up look to him. You could tell almost right away he was running the ball. He looked more fired. He tried to juke someone with his shoulders and got smoked. He threw one of the blocks of the year.

Through a block. He became an honorary fullback. Do you think that's because he was upset that he wasn't voted to the Pro Bowl. So he's trying to make it as a fullback now. He was. That was a low man vote next year. Yeah.

I mean it was a good it was a shockingly good block by Tom Brady. He was knocked in Tom Brady and he was very very good and I have a stat for you Hank please Sony Michelle when he goes over 60 yards the Patriots are 17 and 0. Wow. Interesting. That's very interesting.

That's very interesting. Super computer math equations that Bill Belichick won't listen to though. Yeah. So he clearly if the Patriots can run the ball they're completely different team and everything works together even though the bills the bills were in this game like they were they were.

Yeah. So that was the ball. That was the ball. You talked about Tom Brady like having a little extra fire and Josh Allen had that for sure especially in the first half. He had Josh Allen had about five plays that just made me like wiggle like get get amped up watching this game.

It's like these two teams actually don't like each other very much. Yeah. And you can see that it's kind of cool to see the Patriots get involved in a divisional rivalry in a division that's been so weak that they haven't really had to worry about that for the last what 15 years. Kind of similar to the Bucks game where it was like the

the bills tied it up right at the halftime. Yes. The Patriots completely dominated. Yes. A little I was a little worried going into half where I was like I felt like we just completely dominated did exactly what we wanted to do but going into halftime tied up who knew who knew what was going to happen.

And and the bills they're for real. They're going to obviously be in the playoffs. I do think there's an element of emotional not emotional let down but they've played a lot of big games. We've joked about it how every big win the bills have had. Have been the biggest win in the last decade. But they you know the big win on Thanksgiving. They hosted the Ravens.

They won Sunday night football against the Steelers which was a huge huge win first time in a decade. They're plus they were on Sunday football. Then they have to go play for the AFC East in Foxborough. So I'm not I feel like this is one of those games. If you're a bills fan you walk away like you know what it sucks that they lost but they went toe to toe and you know you take them pretty much with anyone although they're rush defenses.

You got the question mark there. Right. But on those same lines of it being a huge game for them and having they've played in so many of those big games. I actually think that playing on the road in Houston in the playoffs would not be as it wouldn't feel as big of a game as this last one was on Saturday. And by the way to the producers of Saturday football on the NFL

Network please give me my Thursday night football Saturday edition graphic back. It was the it was three. Why it was a week ago get to call this game because Italian Mike does what Italian Mike wants. I was confused by that. He's got to get he's got a he's got seven different types of fish he has to worry about going off later on.

I just assumed he like his contract was up and he moved to NFL Network. Like last week or I don't know. Yeah. I was like I thought that too. I was like wait a second Mike Tariqos with NFL. I was confused as well. But I it is that's I guess when you when you're full baller

status when you're like yeah I want to do this game. OK. Well and they need three crews. Right. They kind of choose. That's why we had rich eyes in Winston Watson. Yeah. I do like the the goofy booth though.

Like they had like five people in that booth. Yeah. Yeah. I like Thomas was good. I like the ones that they bring in that are aren't that aren't used to calling games. Right. Because you get a little bit that you know the spiciness you

mix up the starting quarterbacks names seven times. Yeah. You don't get that. It's different. Kurt Warner trying to say that it was a penalty and the other people just got to Rico trying to be like well no like the NFL like actually that's not like he was just trying to curb him off. Yeah.

Kurt was taking the offense aside and he was like no no no. Well Kurt my partner disagrees with you but this is actually the right call. It's like watching a porn where the two people like the first time they've they've done it together can't relate. Yeah. I don't watch porn. Yeah.

I live in Triana Tom Trump. No. No I don't know who that is. This was also a big Julien Edelman game where he got his head knocked around and then got better afterwards. Yes. He plays better when he's trying to convince when he's mad at the doctors on the sideline I keep trying to get him in a tent. He's like no just send me back out on the field

But he played really well the offense does look better. It's still I think the It would it calms. I would say right Hank like the panic button You you put it back in the in the underneath the tree out in the backyard, right? There's never concerns about the defense, but the offense was the big concern and they look great They got the kill Harry more involved Edelman look great. So yes And more than anything it's what we just talked about with the buy with the chiefs like the buy is so so life-changing when it comes to The playoffs there's something different to about and the Marjack and stunk last year against the Chargers So who knows that could happen again. Yeah, okay, so I'm just saying look at the look

Well, you know you can only go you can only go by last year's playoffs, right? That's true in Foxboro when you exhale in December It looks different on TV than when you exhale in like Kansas City or any other cold place You know I say Lambo looks on yeah Lambo does look different I can definitely tell the difference between a Lambo breath and a Foxboro breath under the lights in prime time in In December and there's something intimidating about like seeing the entire stands in Foxboro Just like it looks like they're all vaping just giant clouds coming out of there All right next up we have Rams 49ers by the way if you want to watch us We're on barstowgold.com PMT

Barstowgold.com PMT so the Rams season is done the Super Bowl hangover curse is back. I feel like we haven't had that discussion in a couple years So that is officially back I mean Jerkoff played well. He had that one mistake the pick six But he was I feel like the Rams had a really good game plan against a 49ers defense that For his defense was unbelievable to start the season now They've played so many good teams so they came back down to earth But I'm also walking away from that game even though the 49ers one being like do I feel really good about the 49ers?

I don't know I don't I don't know the parts that I used to feel good about with 49ers I feel not as good and the parts that I used to feel bad about I feel better Well Jimmy G was Jimmy G. He was bad to start the game We got the shit kicked out of him so toughness check Yeah, because he came back and was you know when they when they needed him. He was there and Great kiddo is still Like if you're talking about guys that you trust in the fourth quarter Greg kiddo is I don't know top three

Yeah, he's a walking bar fight. I love watching him play. It's awesome. I just hair is pretty awesome, too Now he's got like a little bit of a a skull it going. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's like shaved on the side, but it's long so he can do the flip He you know like a wrestler flip hair. That's really what he's going for he wants to be a wrestler without a doubt He probably he's like boys with the rock the six degrees of separation between us Joe Greg and the Rock is Not it's now two degrees one degree. Is that one degree a Greg Greg's cool enough that you just give us the rocks Yeah, just Greg just call us just yeah, just text us the rocks number. Yeah, that'd be fine by me Yeah, so I I just the 49ers. Yeah, they come out and

I feel like the Rams just picked him apart at times with you know, the short passing and it's like I just don't know I the NFC is so weird to me because every single week you see him or get to the Seahawks being maybe the F word Which we've talked about but the 49ers I can't make heads or tails of There's times where I watch them and like this team is so so good and there's times I watch them like man What's going on here? Like the you know, they play games They lose the Falcons and and the Rams offense, which has had up and down all year is able to pick them apart at times It's a weird way. It's a weird team, but you know what they're able to win close games. There you go Now they're able to win and when they lost by now they're able to win close even against the Falcons that I'm gonna file that loss

Under it was good for the 49ers to lose that game. It was a wake up Sure, it was a it was a wake up But you want to learn that your mere mortals before you go into the playoffs you want to get scared a little bit I think that was fine this Sunday night game against the Seahawks is gonna be awesome awesome Emmanuel Sanders too. I'm credit to him. Yep. I'm a little concerned about Wade Phillips Because I was getting fired. I like Wade. Oh, he's getting I like Wade a lot But he's doing the thing where he just says fuck it sometimes and he blitzes He just he likes to sit in the house even when it's third and long and he doesn't need to he's fired. Yeah

it's like yeah, but you know like when you're playing Madden and You just say fucking you just hit a button because in like the spur of the moment you feel aggressive. Yes That's what he does. He's doing that a lot without thinking about yeah, he's the Rams have some weird I was actually reading an article where the Rams. They're not It's not like they're set on on one path of the other here But it essentially the gist of it was nothing is off the table here and even possibly trading Aaron Donald would be because they don't have picks. They don't pick two drafts They've gone all in they've gone all in you can ever go now

They might have to pay back some of that all in to get some draft capital and probably fire Wade Phillips Yeah, we'd it'd be crazy if they did that, but they would also get a lot back for it. Yeah Yes, how much do you think you'd get for Aaron Donald right now? I mean it would be first rounders. Yeah, be a cool Mac type. Yeah, be a clue man. Honestly, he'd be worth it Yes, he's good. And if you have holes in other parts of your team that you need addressing You might have to do it just to get some picks back. Yeah I still like the 49ers though. I still like I'm not I'm not as concerned as you are because I think that the defense can Still get after quarterback when they want to the Rams were doing the thing where they get they rolled Jared out a lot

And you cut the field in half, but you give them a better pocket. I like them I'm just saying when you watch them they're Like their strength to start the season and they have had a crazy crazy murderers row of teams They've played they've played all the best teams basically they've played the Seahawks the Packers The Saints in the Ravens in the last like month and a half. I just know that You can do this for any team you can really do it for any team except for the Ravens right now Where you where you can look at him one way and be like, I don't know. Maybe not. All right before we get to our next game Pink Whitney's you got to go get them right now

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I think Dan Quinn did get fired But he just showed up before they issued the press release and Arthur blank was like, you know what okay? Yeah, whatever Well, here's so your your internet dad my internet uncle Mike Floyo has a theory that Arthur blank Just doesn't like being told what to do and everyone said that he had to fire Dan Quinn So therefore he's gonna keep Dan Quinn Yeah, which is awesome if you have an owner who's like, you know what don't tell me what to do and it works out that you get Your job still yeah I mean they might do the NHL thing where they bring him back and then fire him week, too

He's next year. They're gonna end up going seven and nine. I don't know who they play a week 17 I think maybe the Panthers either way they end up going seven and nine and Matt Ryan Once he said publicly he wants Dan Quinn to keep his job Mm-hmm. You this is one of those teams where you can look at it and be like well if a couple things go differently They play the Bucks they play the Bucks. Okay, so James is gonna torch. Yeah, so he might actually get They're not gonna go seven and nine. Yeah, they're gonna go six and ten But this is yeah, it's crazy that we're sitting here saying Dan Quinn He's gonna keep his job. Maybe and I think Doug Merone's gonna keep his job, too

Yeah, this is also a weird uniform game where it looked at it You looked at it and it felt like you were watching the NFL in 2040 because it's something about the Jaguars indoors and then the Falcons You know all blacks it was just I watched it like this isn't this isn't look like this is a creative team Well, it's not the Jaguars native environment I always expect to see Florida teams playing outside right when a Florida team plays inside It's definitely not it's not natural at all Leonard Farnette. It has gotten faster as the seasons going on He went from I I thought he was like the slowest running back

That's the slowest starting running back in the league as of week four or five at least in terms of approaching the line of He was doing what Levy on Bell does but unintentionally just because he wasn't slow enough to or he wasn't fast enough He's reached top speed though. Yeah, now. He's gotten good towards the end of the season. I don't know what it is He's just picking up steam. I don't guard to mention. I still don't know what we think about him now Makes me want to floss with the rattlesnake. No, all right Sometimes I didn't I didn't really mean that though. No. Yeah, right. It's not there The love's not they didn't come from my gut like it used to sure I mean, it's like a Gernem ensue. Sure. Yeah back up. Maybe good back up good good back up

Maybe with a little time the locker room guy. Yeah, great locker room guy All right Ravens Browns this game actually did matter because the Ravens got the Number one seed first time in franchise history, which isn't really saying much because it's not been that long of a franchise But they wrapped it up so they get the playoffs go through Baltimore Get your cargo Your camouflage your camo cargo pants ready Baltimore your black purple silver gray and white camo pants Ray Lewis black jersey Ready to go the white suit throw that away. Which game do they have Ray Lewis come out for do they save him for the AFC championship game? Yeah, you just got to keep him in a cage for a while toss him some red meat every now and again

Make sure that he's feisty. He's got the tee up. This is Lamar Jackson did his thing where a couple times today. He made a Guys on the Browns team look like they'd never walked. Mm-hmm. They're basically he makes at least Twice a week. He makes someone look like a baby deer on ice. Mm-hmm, and it's crazy. Yeah, no He hypnotizes them. Yes, it's nuts. There was one period I think the last two minutes of the first half where he threw for 138 yards. Well, okay two minutes now I I thought about this I don't think that I could throw a football walk to the football pick it up throw it again

Walk to it again and throw it for a hundred thirty eight yards. If you just gave me a hundred twenty seconds Walk. Yeah walking your arms up that strong. So yeah, it's pretty strong. Yeah Throw with your ass though. I I bet you I could throw a football 45 yards. Okay 45 45 45 45 yards walk to the football you could do that I don't know if I could do it, but he did it against as opposed to the NFL defense well, well you you mentioned it happened at the end of the second quarter and This is a continuing theme on this podcast I think in Cleveland Freddie Kitchens needs to be fired situation

situational football not his strength the Browns actually played a good first half and The Ravens score it's seven to six and he takes like all of I think it was 25 seconds to give them the ball back When all you have to do is maybe run the ball a couple times Maybe get into half Don't try to push it Don't let the this explosive offense get the ball back before half time you failed that and then it just it Really did feel like an upset alert to up here come the Ravens They're gonna roll the Browns in the blink of an eye and only a bad coach lets that happen

I just don't he's got the only thing that Freddie Kitchens has going for him Is that Jimmy has him at some point at some point has to say I'm tired of firing coaches but I Think he's worth it. I think he's worth firing. Yeah, he's got a name that is it sounds too friendly to fire Almost Freddie Kitchens sounds like a drinking buddy in Odell Beckham gonna. He got in a fight Jarvis Landry got into a little fight with him They all hate it Freddie Kitchens Has a turd where his brain should be it's he's a dummy He's a dummy and and it's not just the situation

Situational football because he also went for two at an inexplicable time Yes, because he was just thinking like oh the score is kind of close It feels like more points to be better than fewer points right here He did it for two, but he muddies the water a little bit where he is bad at situational coaching But he's also very bad at interpersonal relationships with his players So you don't know which one to be more mad at him for any given time and bad at game planning So you don't know if it's actually bad situational coaching or bad game planning Mm-hmm. He kind of has your confused like was he planning to be this bad or was he playing to be good?

And then fucked it up by being bad. Yeah, I tweeted this out earlier today because I just remembered it I can't believe we don't talk about it more often the last time the Browns were looking for a head coach There was an actual report that they were considered Condoleezza Rice as their head coach. That was a shit. That was chef. They're trying to fucking get some clout That was never real. That was an We don't talk. I'm mad at chef for that. We don't know that was him and that in the desktops Fuck you chef. I feel like we forgot that Adam Schefter went out on that limb and said that. Yeah, that's what he's saying That's literally insane wanted to get yeah, I'm still mad about that

I'm happy you said that because I'm mad at chef because I don't think it ever was real and he just did it to get some Talk but I also think that Schefter is very protective about like what he tweets out being good Like you like to make sure there's information is decent Yeah, this was an all-time moment where I couldn't I still can't believe that that was reported. Yeah Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave the rest probably be a better head coach She she wouldn't have everyone on her team hate him hate her the way that they hate Freddie Right because she'd waterboard him. It's crazy. It's crazy The the Ravens by the way, we're gonna do rest first rust

We haven't had a good rest first rust in a while Yeah, because they have nothing to play for weeks 17 against a good Steelers defense then they get the buy Are they gonna if I feel like we haven't had a good rest first rust and since the Peyton Manning cults that was the best every single year. It's like rest first rust Should they should they start the guys or not in like week 14? Yeah, people would start discussing it Tony Dungey would and Tony Dungey was like alternate every other year. Yes, what is strategy was gonna be? I am hoping in week 17 for an RG3 start and I'm hoping that we get an RG3 Matt Flynn game Where he puts up like five touchdowns and then he gets a starting contract next year and then gets benched before week one

I actually don't hope that I hope that I want to see RG3 play well and I want to get hurt playing the Steelers Well, there was like there was like a 15-second span today where Mark Ingram Mark Andrews and Lamar Jackson all had Calf issues. Oh, yeah, Mark Jackson got jacked up on a play too. Yeah, all of Baltimore was watching that I'm shocked that RG3 didn't have sympathy pains when everybody else started getting calf cramps He just went down on a knee. Yeah, well, he's like, yeah, me too guys But I think that this might be a player backups role for for some of the guys on the Ravens That don't see a lot of playing time because you you don't want to have a big injury. No, there's no reason There's no reason, but then you got two weeks off

Right, so that's right. That's rust at that point, right? You do a simulated game I'm just saying that's a lot of rust and you only get one shot Mm-hmm in the playoffs if you come out and you fuck up in the first half Because of the rust then people want Joe Flacco back in life. I'm just saying last year's first rust. Let's talk about it All right Saints Titans next up This game actually didn't mean anything for the Titans Because the Texans winning on Saturday means they won the AFC South and the Titans game on Sunday They just have to win next Sunday to get into the playoffs because they hold the tiebreaker over

The Steelers, so I guess it did mean something while the Steelers were still playing But it ended up not meaning anything because now the Titans just have to win to get in And I feel like that's why they probably didn't push Derek Henry to play Mm-hmm, and if Derek Henry plays this game, I think the Titans win Oh, definitely because they were up 14 nothing. Yeah, and it was the perfect they were up 14 nothing They looked great then they punted five straight possessions. Those were such classic We'll just feed the rock to Derek Henry let him eat up yards Let him eat up clock and control the pace of this game and without that they're a different team

Right, so Derek Henry sitting was one of two elements to the loss I think the other was Mike Vable shaved his mustache. Yep, so he went out there clean shave and lost the power stash I fully believe that he can grow an entire beard in one week So he'll be ready next Sunday against the Texans even a wispy mustache will be good enough He'll have something. Yeah, it'll be better than whatever grows out of Bill O'Brien's butt chin Yes, but I hope that he brings it back for next week because it was shocking to see him without it Speaking of which you shaved I trimmed trim it looked awful. You look great. It looked. Thank you It looked awful last week and so now I look beautiful again. Yeah, it got to you a little bit

It did well, it was you got a little triggered online You had to murder some know it wasn't so much the online comments as it was the comments that I was delivering to myself in the Mirror, right? It was then the guy that you had to murder. I had to murder. Yeah, yeah There's not a jury in the world that would convict me for that though. You went a little little hard Sometimes sometimes you gotta let people know you still got it. You know, yeah, yeah, and then you're not mad at all No, you guys clean somebody's clock out like you know the message to her hundred words about one guys There's a 240 character. Yeah, but you did you did a thread. It was a very important. Yeah. Yeah, you do you threaded up I regret nothing you threaded his ass

All right. Oh Michael Thomas breaks the record for single-season receptions Marvin Harrison, sorry, buddy, but Michael Thomas can't guard Mike How about today on red zone when Chris Harrison just dropped in casually that he was Scott Harrison Chris Harrison Scott Hansen Chris Harrison I'm in a little Scott Hansen He cares way too much about fantasy throw in a spread. Yeah, he's rolling a spread. He does care like he's he's a big

Uh, well, I wonder if you had Caden Smith starting on your phone High school, I mean he was college teammates with Marvin Harrison who Scott Hansen. Yes, what? Yes Yes, I swear to God on the broadcast like and he just passed my college teammate Marvin Harrison's record Wow No, yes, I got to learn more about that relationship Wow, that's their cues. He also threw out a fake octobox. He was like he was the Rudy without the without the play The octobox doesn't count if one of the boxes in the octobox is the studio shot of red zone channel No, I saw your treat about that. There was eight boxes. It needs to be eight games. No, but it's a septo box It's not an octobox. There's eight boxes. It just there were eight boxes

One of the boxes was a fraudulent box Boxes a box that somebody would steal off your weight. So they weren't high school college teammates college teammates. Yeah, that's crazy Yeah, Syracuse. Yeah, that is crazy. Look at you, Scott Hansen. I have a little more respect for you back He's missing a spread dude. Just do it once anybody that anybody that survived Multiple years with Marvin Harrison probably knows the thing or two about sure getting down dirty. Yes But just like I it was I think it was the Bengals dolphins game that was pissing me off second half Like a lot was at stake. Yes, and he was pretending nothing was it was also probably the most entertaining game of the day Yes, uh, all right. So that was saints titans real quick. Michael thomas kank our mic shout out

He's gonna have 160 receptions this year. Yeah, we need to maybe think about having an intervention for shan peyton Would take some hill What do you mean? Just keeps trying to wedge them into everything. Well, you gotta keep, you know, you gotta you gotta keep them loose Yeah, well, we were talking to somebody that's familiar with shan peyton and the saints And their theory is that uh, shan peyton wants somebody to overpay for taste some hill when he becomes a free agent To be a quarterback and so that's why he keeps letting him throw the ball So that one of his future rivals will have a bunch of cap space tied up and taste no taste him. I mean He's he could be the future himself. Why not? Yeah, sure

Well, teddy, shan peyton can do anything at this point when it comes to offensive football Why not people forgot they were foreign out with teddy. Yeah. Yeah They weren't kept this season afloat. Yeah, he's lost less games at drew breeze this fat. That's a fact Yep fact and he's ignored drew breezes daughter fewer times than drew breezes also a fact panthers cults Uh Fuck I don't oh christian mccaffrey Let's just appreciate him because he's on a shitty ass team, but he's still having an unbelievable Uh season. Good job christian. He broke his rat his own record for receptions by a running back

In a season, uh, and he is 216 yards away from breaking christ johnson's record For total combined yards rushing and receiving that's kind of cool anytime you pass christ johnson or anything That's cool. You're a fast person. So good job as an individual. But yeah, this game really didn't matter. Uh Naheem hinds That was pretty cool. Yeah fun returns for a touchdown again. Didn't really matter will career Was there was his first game showed up? Yeah, and he learned on showing his dad just putting his hands in his head He learned a lot of lessons today Um, oh it's good education for hey panthers

Are you sure you really want to move on from cam newton? Because I feel like you've seen enough of life without cam newton to be like maybe let's do this one more time with cam newton I also feel like cam hasn't been around that much has he he hasn't been around the I don't know I haven't heard much from cam recently. Has he been on instagram top? He did that video Crazy video where he was talking about his health like after the injury and he's like i'm not coming back to him 100 percent healthy And I haven't really heard or seen from him since then yeah

So I just know that this is everyone in the middle of the season kyleon had his little thing And everyone said oh well cam newton. Who's where's cam newton gonna be next year? If you're the panthers, I think you kind of want to keep him Yeah, you want to keep him involved have him be uh be the stylist for the team And get everybody dressed for the post game press card. This is after bad loss. They're a bad bad team Only scoring six points a bad bad team. Uh, but yeah, this game happened It really wasn't it was just one of those week 16 games that you really won't remember Uh, but it happened. It did happen. It happened confirmed. Uh, all right. Let's do the best game of the day

Which was the worst game, but the best game the bangles and dolphins. It was an awesome game It was I actually think my theory is that ryan fits patrick and andy dalton Maybe got a gift for both opposing defenses and we're like hey guys We both want to have jobs next year. So take it easy because they both were incredible. They both had four touchdowns lit it up ryan fits patrick had like 250 yards in the first half andy dalton finished the game just going insane To bring them back and go to overtime I I was kind of hoping that

The bangles would just kick the extra point when they scored with like five seconds left intentionally lose to lose by one Which would have been hilarious But this was also a rematch of the super bowl coaching when it came to uh zack taylor and brian floris So of course they would play an exciting game that was way better than the super bowl last year It was uh, it was a reminder that sometimes Teams that suck are a lot more fun to watch especially at the end of the year Yes, because they start what happens is once you achieve a certain level of suckitude You start not caring anymore and you start just going for it and trying all the weird plays that maybe you were afraid to try

When you weren't sure if you were good enough to try these weird plays And but now you're at a level where you can just say fuck it and and run all these gadgets and weird motion plays and just throw it deep And all of a sudden you suck so much that you become good again And it was two quarterbacks who are very used to throwing interceptions So that was not going to bother them Right It's two guys who really just don't care about getting out there and throwing it around and the bangles got the first pick in the draft I love those tweets next on the clock the cincinati bangles. No, they're officially on the clock. Yeah cincinati bangles

Uh, joe burrow going to cincinati. Maybe we'll see I don't know. I mean it's going back home We still gotta do the combine and someone has to wow us. Well, yeah, we don't know the size of joe's hands yet officially So we don't know what all this tape from college means shuttle Yes, some some cone drills and everything and then be like, oh, this guy's gonna come up the uh, you know, just Justin Herbert still He's he's got that josh allen field where some scouts are like, oh man There's also going to be a quarterback from like northwestern that gets bumped up really high towards the end Uh, fun fact ryan fits patrick. He leads the dolphins and rushing this year. Yeah, I knew that So that's that's traded kenyan drake. Yeah, he's a he's a dual threat guy. He's revolutionizing NFL offenses. Yes

Yes, so it this was a legitimately fun game And uh, say something nice about the dolphins He's you won more than we thought no PFT thought you're gonna win seven games. So yeah, you educated a nation of awls Yeah, true true hank I I heard that you went a little far last week with the dolphin clip the dolphin audio like your actual I was not the one that went out of my way to go Find and capture and murder dolphins. You guys say hey hank

Can you find a clip of dolphins getting murdered or captured and I said yes, and that's exactly what I did You did your job. Yes Do your job also after like 10 weeks like, you know, it gets hard, right? They're only split so many dolphin murders on tape that's been captured. Yeah, surprisingly. There's actually a shit time It's very fucked up. That is fucked up. So save the doll Maybe we've drawn some awareness to this cause and so hopefully we've saved at least one or two dolphins lives Right, uh, this this game took place at the exact same time as the other two shittiest teams in the league We're also duking it out to see who was going to get the worst draft. It was

Hilarious, it was 35s across the board. Yeah, it was both games were tied 35 35 Going into overtime Simultaneously like it I was gonna say like a snake eating its own tail But it was like a human centipede of shit that was that was connected Uh, so nobody had a free mouth or ass. Yes. So we'll talk about giants redskins was the other game It was happening all at the same time who could get the first pick who could the the the top of the draft Was big time in flux when the giants and redskins were in overtime and the bangles and the dolphins were in overtime So the giants redskins

Bill Callahan, you are a fucking coward. Holy shit, dude. You got nothing to play for you're an interim head coach You've actually said you don't even like you know, you're not even gonna be the head coach doesn't want to you don't want to be the head coach Why would you not go for two when you score at the end of the game? It was crazy. It was great though. It was crazy as somebody that has somewhat of a vested interest in the r words I was happy that he didn't go for two because they were gonna fuck around and get it It was also I dance knighter. I will say something very nice about dance knighter He he did something smart today. Yeah, I know He told dwayne haskins not to go back in the game after he injured his leg

So only took like three you're talking about team doctor dance. Yeah team doctor dance. Yeah made the call He's he's such He's over steps has bound so much that eventually he got one right and he learned from his previous like three or four mistakes And said hey, don't play our starting quarterback Who's coming off of a bad leg injury? So he learned and also He learned because towards the end of the game and in overtime The uh the stands were the the crowd was cheering loudly while the redskins were on offense Because there were so many fans of the giants that infiltrated the stadium

So his strategy of turning fedex field into an opposite of a home field advantage Actually paid off in getting us a better pick. Yeah away games are good for your young quarterback That's true how to win on the road very true Uh, yeah, so that's socked that dwayne haskins got hurt because he actually was playing well Case keenam though is case keenam is the perfect guy to come in as a backup He is an all-time backup guy where when he comes in In uh, you know started getting hurt your offense is always going to be better for that game Yeah, because he's just going to go run around fling the ball around the yard and make place

It's once you attach the term starting quarterback. Correct. Case keenam to him. Correct. That things go downhill and you start saying Ooh, is this our guy? That's when things uh suck I'm gonna put my old man say quant take on ice Because he was awesome. He was pretty good. He was pretty damn good And I have a question for you. So when I was driving in to work They had on the radio the post game locker room and they were interviewing all the giants Everyone on the giants calls daniel jones dj Hmm, I don't like that. No, I don't like it. It's not a dj. It's too much swag. We know that real swag is no swag

Yeah, so he doesn't have any real swag. I have to call him dj. I'm not I'm not a fan of that. Yeah, dj dan He's more of a dan. No, he's he's a daniel. We all know a dan in our lives. He's a daniel Yeah, he's a daniel Because he I mean he goes by daniel if he's specifically going by daniel. He wants to be called daniel It's mitch mitchell. Mm-hmm. Like he is made it clear. So dj. I don't think it works That doesn't I I highly doubt that he calls himself dj I don't know man. Once you got once I got to like the fourth guy who said it. I was like, what's going on here? Yeah dj

No, yeah, I agree with you. He it doesn't match up It doesn't you can't wear a collared shirt all the time and be a dj Yeah, you can't do rock brooks brothers and not be called daniel agreed And then yeah, this game this game was also fun. So credit to the the really bad teams for putting on really fun games On sunday. That's what week 16 is about. I it's also it's pretty hilarious that by the giants winning this game they Put chase young in their own division against them. Yes. So that yeah chest versus checkers Well pat germers trying to get his save his job. So and you know pat germer

They are now Ready to win. He's delusional enough to think that his job is is saveable. I'll say this I Wouldn't be shocked if the giants somehow beat the eagles on sunday. I wouldn't either I like that. I think that's just stupid enough for the nfces to come down to that And have the cowboys not make the playoffs or the cowboys make the playoffs Because the giants beat the eagles after the eagles beat the cowboy. Yeah, I could absolutely see that happening And I think that pat germers gonna try to do this thing where he becomes he tries to ingratiate himself with daniel jones

So that he's known as the daniel jones. He's calling him dj right now. Yeah, yeah, absolutely They're going out for a meal of boiled chicken. Hey dj where you want to diet rice together on me, dude. Yeah, yeah Saw on me dj. That's really your last That's that's your last hope to save your job if you're in this position as a coach You just try to make your new young quarterback phone level. Mm-hmm. Uh, all right So before we get to our next game, you should just like try to date him like like I like you. Do you like me? Yeah, do you want to start you want to make this official? Yeah, you want to get a place together? That's your that's what Derek Carr is doing with john groen right now. Yeah, but coming your boyfriend

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This was the jets I feel like win these games every single year where they have nothing to play for and they beat a good team a team That's trying to get in the playoffs just so they can be like hey, we're building something and that's exactly what happened Yes, this was it was a bad game for the to be a pittsburgh stealer fan duck didn't play so great At the start of the game we can say that we can say duck didn't have a great game That doesn't mean he sucks a long term, but he sucked today then mason got in and he was not bad He was not bad, but then he was still mason and you're hurt and then duck came in later

when they got the Markies pouncy got hurt and then Didn't the backup center step on I think that's what happened It was like a comedy of errors how it all the backup center stepped on mason I think something like that happened where it just it all fell apart or maybe he missed the block and then mason rudoff got Stepped on it was like it was one one thing pouncy got hurt and then boom like four plays later It was it was uh mason rudoff got hurt Yeah, it was a big revenge game for levy on bell and for hinds ward who's a receivers coach on the jets

Who has no reason to be mad about the Steelers because he is a stealer for life But but he requested to get a gatorade bath after the game from braxton barrio So I'd say that's probably the saddest gatorade bath that's ever happened in the NFL. Yes, uh, and then they showed fat larger big ben kind of sad on the sidelines I That has this has to be it went from a lost season for the Steelers to now you got to be frustrated if you're Steelers fan because Their defense is so fucking good and their defense keeps them in every single game They just can't get out of their own way when I come they don't they have so many injuries They've you know, their receivers are all hurt. They're running backs hurt the quarterbacks hurt

It's been a shit show on offense But if you're watching this defense if you're a stealer fan, you have to be so frustrated being like fuck man They're so good and even if you make the playoffs, it's not going to be good. It's not going to turn out well for you It's you know, we always talk. Yeah, you got to get the young guys some Repso we always talk about the teams that you don't want to play in the playoffs The Steelers are the team that you would absolutely want to play the most My pft's teams. You don't want to play you ready for this. I'm gonna go with the Ravens and uh, Oh, wow the 49ers

Tim, what about the saints in the dome and the saints and you know, it's tough to win in the dome and green bay in lambo their frauds Uh, yeah, so this game stuck for the Steelers. I don't really know what else It was just a pointless game for the Jets to win But they kind of threw a wrench in everything and now the titans are gonna be the playoffs Mike Tomlin looked awesome on the sidelines. He was rocking the aviators today. Yeah, he did aviator. Mike Tomlin is always a site Yeah, so he still gets in my book coach of the year nominee, you know If I had a vote I'd throw him in I'd throw him a vote a pity vote

Did the steal did I read this wrong or did the Steelers nominate marquise pouncy as their walter paton man of the year I should I love I think I read that and good for them. Good. Yes. He should win it For for defending mason Rudolph. That would be awesome if he won and he just punched roger gadell in the face except in the trophy Uh, all right. Next up I did a sea keek question for you sea keek promo code take Uh, throw it in there and you get ten dollars off your sea keek purchase Do you have any memories from the lions and broncos playing football today? That's a sea keek question. I do because the broncos were awesome uniforms

So they're decked out in their orange and they were you're rocking the d on the side of their helmet I also said to myself in the first half When the game when the lions were up 10 nothing I said Oh, maybe this is something we can take Going forward for betting trends when a coach Gets the vote of confidence that gets keep his job guys will play harder Even in a lost season because they know that that coach is going to pick who he's keeping on the team next year

Yeah, not true. Definitely not true because they stunk. They had a kick return and that was it Yeah, that's it. It was a bad. I'm looking through the stat. No, this that's this game Uh, kinny golliday. That's all kinny golliday is a very good wide receiver. He's very very fast He's really the one skill position player carry on johnson's pretty good too. I guess Oh, wait, here's okay. So here's something nice. We'll say drew lock is is looks like the future in denver But here's something nice. I'll say to alliance fans who are probably so sick of even hearing about the lions Root for the redskins next week because if the redskins beat the cowboys, which isn't crazy given the redskins season Uh, the lions would get chase young. That'd be great. So there it is. That would be something that's that's what you need to root for

Retired in five years. Yes, he'll be incredible. He'll make five straight pro bowls He'll be a future hallfamer and then he'll be like he'll get addicted to weed And not wanting to kill himself for the lions. Yes, he'll be like, you know what? I can go live in miami So i'm gonna do that. Yes. Uh, all right next up raiders chargers We were robbed of phil rivers late because they didn't get the onside kick but the big story coming out of this game is the Oakland raiders

Are still alive somehow. They're still in the home way. I'll tell you how So this is what they needed to happen today and it all happened The raiders had to beat the chargers The ravens had to beat the browns happened jets over the steelers happened saints over the titans happened cults over the panthers happened Next week They need to beat the broncos the browns need to beat the bangles The ravens need to beat the steelers who the ravens won't be playing anyone The texans need to beat the titans that's gonna be tough because the texans won't be playing anyone

Yeah, and the cults need to beat the jaguars. They are still alive. It could definitely happen It could I mean the big one is going to be texans titans If that if that happens, I could see the others falling Well, you know what this is all just working up to be is that all those things happen And then the raiders the broncos in denver. Yes. Yeah, that's the most likely 100% gonna happen And then john gruden kills he just like not kills but probably just leaves him behind at the crazy weird Occult denver international airport He buries him in one of those mounds

Next to the flaming red horse outside the airport and then goes back to oakland without him Derek Carr was good today. I actually think Derek Carr will probably You know just mention today's game as many times as possible to john gruden this week Like maybe even print out the stat sheet Maybe if he like is a nominee for the air and ground player of the week He can he can throw that out there Because he's got to do anything to remind john gruden that he's the quarterback right now and keep him Yeah, he's not going to keep so I mean he had a pretty good statistical game today

He was 26 for 30 26 for 30 291 yards a touchdown 95.6 qbr. We don't know what goes into that. It's just ron jewarski. That's pretty good with an abacus In a toilet stall with his pants down doing it chinese finger torture Thing that he just holds and he's just trying to get out of it and then he just says a number when he gets frustrated So it was a 95.6 whatever that means all you know the old the old story like if you're getting chased by a tiger You don't have to be faster than the tiger. You have to just be faster than the other guy that's getting chased if Derek Carr can just

He outplayed philip rivers today if he can outplay drew lock in front of john gruden Next week he might have a chance then he might have a chance to stick around. This was this was a sad day Yes, it was the uh, I believe it was the last game for the chargers in the storied home field of Metro plex. Oh, wait. Wait. No. Whoa. Whoa, dude. Put some respect on it. It's dignity health sports park dignity health mega plex Yeah, it's dignity health sports park and croquet club What was your favorite memory of dignity health sports park? Was it when probably when the raiders fans took over The packer fans took over the stealer fans took over the viking fans took over or the chief fans took over I think the chiefs because the red really stood out in the stands. The chief fans were pretty good there

All right. Yeah, so dignity health sports park It's tough. We've lost two stadiums in the last two weeks We lose the coliseum and then we lose the historic Dignity health sports park Because the chargers played in a soccer stadium for four years. Yes, they did. Well, no, my favorite memory Was when philip rivers yelled in in gockway's ear the other week and that was on mic'd up I think that took place in los angeles. Uh, no, it was actually jackson. It was okay. Never mind. So That works. No, you know what? Let's say it. I'm going back to the chiefs game. Yeah. Yeah

Yeah, so I can't believe that they did that and they did that and I still can't believe that anyone thinks that la Needs two teams. Mm-hmm makes no fucking sense If the raiders get into the playoffs They know they can't get a home team. Yeah, I know but i'm just saying It feels team of destiny ish When you have al and the team leaving oakland. Oh, no No, I know you're gonna. I don't think they're don't don't get it twisted I don't think that they're good enough to win a playoff game

But I do think that there's a lot of spooky stuff going on behind the scenes I never I think it's just everyone else sucks for the afc's six seats. I never want to bet against mark davis I just I would love to I would never I would never want to find myself in the first game If they had to go, oh That would be a game that they would then have to go play the chiefs There you go, Hank So that would be a that would be a That's right

Division game So they would have to go play kansas city and they get the shit kid. They would because I think they've lost Like 80 to 10 this year against the chiefs So it's stuff to be a team three times though. It is very tough. Uh, all right the big game So we said we said this that the the bad games were actually the good games The good games are the bad games because the cowboys and eagles game was not very good But the eagles karsten wintz was very good and credit the eagles In a season when they've had every single guy get injured

It was that moment when they had uh, I think it was mills was going in the locker room Well, uh, who was who was glad your cops was going in the concussion tent. It was back to back And Fletcher got his arm wrapped up like he was mega man It was they they pretty much had to wrap a trash can in an ace band Is they put it around his arm because his arm is the size of my waist someone So like miles sanders tweaked his ankle after you know in the fourth quarter and went to the sideline to like, sorry, dude We're all out of gauze. Yeah, we don't have anything left Fletcher Cox took it all. So yeah, all the provisions on your organ trail of a season have all been lost

So so karsten wintz gets all the credit in the world because he's been Much maligned this year and he was awesome The cowboys are just a fucking joke. They're bad. Dak Prescott. I think is hurt. I think he needs at least He at least needs to leak some of that He needs to have unnecessary surgery during the off season if he's not hurt if he wants to secure the 50 million dollars a year Or whatever you're sick of the cowboys skip balus

Breaking news. Yep. He re put Ezekiel Elliott's jersey back into his trash can next to his piss microwave And so if the piss microwave is is making waves We've been talking about on this show for a few weeks now, but it's really now that it's the third or fourth video He's put it out there. It's really people are really starting to question like what is going on with that microwave Do you think he microwaves his his balls before he goes on the air to give takes? Yeah, that hot take. Yeah That's how it gets it. He gets a no I think he microwaves like a mug

Of water and then just can pull it right out and just dip his balls in it or he might microwave his own piss Coley coley tweeted about it and someone replied to him and said my dad is a luxury home designer And that's actually like a luxury home thing. It's a pull-out microwave Huh, and that's apparently a thing I won't understand it until Chrissy Teigen does one of those AMAs on twitter Blains how how rich people live. Yeah, and then I'll understand. I'm not a fan of the dick microwave I'm not gonna lie. I don't know. You know, I honestly don't know. I can't I'm not gonna make a declarative statement I hope to have enough money someday to own a dick microwave as a person who has struggled in the past

Reaching up to the correct height to pull things out of a microwave before I would rather do that Like stay on my tip toes then reach down. I I don't want to pull my back or throw it out. It's true. Um, although Now that i'm thinking about it just having anything at dick level is kind of a power move Yes, I agree because it makes more people who are in your kitchen And if the button if there was a push-out button and you could like hump the hump hump it open Yeah, you'd fuck real horny on it. Yeah, you'd fuck that microwave. Yeah, I mean, you know, you would yeah Oh, yeah, I'd give it a little hip thrust anything a little like even just a side check Anything in a dude's house that's at dick level you have to brush up against every now and again

I have a question. So who gets like more he never has to buy a beer and filly again Status greg ward or dallas goddard dallas goddard was awesome zacher. It's got hurt in this game And dallas goddard was incredible And I feel like he's going to be one of those guys that lives in feel like they'll make a statue for him I think dallas because his name is dallas. Yeah, and if you beat the cowboys with a guy named dallas It's you achieve legendary status. I just love the guys who step up in big-time moments for uh, a city like philadelphia because you know they become legends forever. Yeah, and This is there's there's philly fans right now who are sitting there and they went through hell this year

Defending their guy karson wenz tonight has to feel so sweet because you not only beat the cowboys and dak prescott But you most likely are going to go to the playoffs in a season that looked like absolute shit And now we get to do the game Where we tell ourselves watch out you want to talk about teams you don't want to play Are the eagles now a team you don't want to play in philly. Yeah, and you know what it would probably be the vikings, right? Oh, my god, they'll get fucking cousins murder is going to get smoked in philly It's a city of brotherly love not cousinsly love. Oh, man It's they're gonna get their ass kicked. Yeah, they are they're gonna get with the cousins. Lee. Yeah, that was just

I was just freestyling at that moment remember the remember when the vikings fans went and they just Like all the eagles fans just throwing beers at them. Yeah, be nice to us. Yeah, you're fucked. You're fucked It's not a it's not a curt cousin city. Wait No, wait, it's not gonna be those fans coming to me. Oh, yeah. No, no, it will be the vikings Yeah, the vikings would have to go there. Wait. No, no, no the vikings might be the sixth seed because wouldn't it be the seahawks or Yeah, no the seahawks would be the fifth seed Seahawks would be fifth In the sea or the seahawks are the 49ers would be fifth. Yes

Shit Damn, there goes. There goes our damn it I'm I'm still not convinced. PFT has been on the playoff machine heavy. I have I've been owning this fucking but you've been kind of making some mistakes for being on it for so long Which mistakes have I made this one? Hang on stand by Stand by I got to update the packers. I'm telling you I'm almost no, no, so the here's what happens the vikings win tomorrow night. Yeah tonight

Against the packers. Okay. They could be the fifth seed The eagles could be the fourth seed if they win next week Wait, but they have they have it over they they would get it over the the 49ers. Are you saying they wouldn't get it over the seahawks The eagles would be the fourth seed right the vikings would be the fifth seed So the vikings would travel to philadelphia. What would the seahawks seahawks could be the sixth seed But if the if the 49ers if the seahawks beat the 49ers They would be the fifth seed because they beat the vikings if the seahawks beat the 49ers the the 49ers would be the sixth seed So they they would knock at the tiebreaker over the vikings the vikings would have the fifth seed

Okay, so there you go. I'd like to apologize to me for my use of the playoff machine If you apologize for your dip spit because I know it wasn't you still I actually think you're crazy Somebody pointed out to me that on your craze on like a week five episode of the fancy funhouse factory Uh two individuals that were on the show said that they were dipping at the time in our studio That was actually a fantasy football twitch stream where multi platform Multi-faceted so that was in the barstow game time room did not happen in the studio The dip spit actually like bothers me to my core because I think you might actually be a little sociopathic to deny it to this level I just don't we can there's no one in the world was on your side full mountain dew bottles

It was on your side though who sips a mountain dew bottle and then starts dipping it was on your side was on your side Yeah, exactly where he does the interviews Well, I don't do that during interviews right you dip before the interview and then you put it down during an interview As opposed to just leaving my dip mountain dew I like have gone to sleep every night since been like I can't tell if pft's doing a bit or not I think he actually thinks it wasn't his and that's crazy. You're doing a great job of deflecting from my pristine use of the playoff simulator Yeah, well, we don't know if the vikings are gonna be the fifth or the sixth seed. That's true. Correct

Uh, so we and we don't know if even if the eagles are gonna get in there, but it could happen So, yeah, if you apologize, we don't know if it was pft. It's different. No, we definitely Let's both say i'm sorry. No one let's both say i'm sorry at the same time ready. No because I don't think nice I'll no listen. Hey, may this forever be you want to throw in the one for me May may this be a stain on my character for life if I don't apologize. No, no, no, no I don't want an apology. I want you to admit that it was yours. You just said and no one just said No one and no one. I apologize And no one has ever dipped by taking one sip of my dew that some people will refuse to apologize for things

That they were very clearly proven wrong about using agreed the formula. All right. So kathry. No I listen, I I I'm I'm sorry for saying that you you were doubting your formula Thank you, but I need you to say that it was actually yours because you're the only one who ever dips me. I'm sorry for That's not I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You agree with you. You can't do it. You can't do it. I'm sorry for this. I know you can't This is a sociopath. He's coming in. I don't know if it's mine or not exactly We can never be sure and that's fucking crazy. That's crazy. No, we'll never leave him and Hank both think that's crazy We'll never know Hank actually said that he gets low-key triggered because you take a sip of mountain dew that I don't drink it

Yeah, thank you. Well, that's just because of wasting. That doesn't mean that it was his Right, but you know, he does that every time. Yes. Yes, but it might not have been his right But he does that every time a lot of people you could have been someone else in this studio that also does that Uh, out of the two people that sit over there. It will it will forever change our our relationship If you never like hey, you know what? I am the only one. Thank you. Hank. You're welcome. Hank. Yeah I'm sorry for for welching out on her bed a couple years ago. Oh, wow. Look at that. Wow I know it took three years your man of honor. Hey, thank you. I apologize. Damn. What a day. Yeah, what a day What a way to go into vacation. Actually, I feel amazing. So I guess good to put on the mountain dew

I guess we'll never know. We'll never know and I'm it's gonna bother me forever Three years from now. Three years from now. I'll admit. I will love that day I will love that day as much as Hank loves this day start the clock right now. Perfect Perfect. We're gonna have a great 2020. It's gonna be a great 2020. Yeah, I'm gonna have a terrible. Lockwood commenter 2020 Because Oh, man, I seriously has like I've had moments where I've been like Does pft actually think anyone else takes one sip of a mountain dew and then dips off? I think a lot of guys do No, it's like the jackoff spot on your carpet. Every guy has no one in this office

No one. All right back to the cowboys eagles. Uh, that's quite a detour. That wasn't easy. I mean, that was a big detour But we gotta what a way to apologize to hey. Yeah, I'm happy that that that our playoff Simulator got us to apologize together. Yeah, uh, one other thing about that Christmas present. You could have given me that was thanks We are we're simplifying the coin toss in the NFL because of Dak Prescott. He's an idiot Snafu. Yeah, I didn't know it was possible to simplify a coin toss because it's pretty simple It's heads and tails. It's heads and tails. What are the new rules? Uh, I don't know. They're gonna simplify They're gonna streamline the process. Well, apparently it's confusing to some people because our picks in advance

Well, our one of our uh producers here, John Kelly came up to me in pft last week And I swear to god, he could not understand us explaining the like how deferring works And he he was like, all right, I got it and then he left and no joke He came back to our desk 15 minutes later. He's like wait one last thing and he had to like have us re-explain it But if you fairly it's forward to some people. Yeah, it's it's pretty simple stuff But you could streamline it by just I think most players are used to playing madden Yeah, I'm doing the kickoffs on madden. So just give them controllers To select what they want and have it just appear on the jumbotron

And then they have to select like x or press it is be or whatever it is It is very stupid that the word defer is even in like the language here It should just be whether you receive or your kick and uh, and then flip the second half But I this is one of those things you need it just so that you can have the stat like bill bell check has deferred 75 times in a row. It's an idiot test, right? It's like if you can't figure this out Then you don't deserve to win a coin. So why are we saving Dak Prescott? So yeah, uh, bullshit So they're gonna they're gonna streamline it. I don't know what they're gonna do They're gonna make it some probably just say like kick or receive

Although here's the thing though. If you're the falcons, you'd probably want to kick both halves and do the onside kick both times That's true. Koo koo koo. Uh, he missed the field. That's fine. He's he's an onside specialist That's gonna suck if he gets cut because he can't kick the field goals, but he's awesome at everything else Oh, I guarantee bell check will pick him up. Yeah, uh, the onside kick. Uh, let's see Let's do oh wait, let me do Uh, one more quick. Oh speaking of which pft your favorite Uh, mountain dew this mba season mountain dew is all about the threes the shot That's changing the game as the beverage that challenges people to pursue their passions

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The body language of jerry jones Here's a lesson to everyone. Don't invite chris christie into your Luxury suite because when your season goes down the toilet, you don't want big hot dog breath breathing down your earlobe being like Hey, do you think we should have gone? You think we should have like ran a draw on that? And hey, do you think the dessert cart's gonna pass back through here? I really could use some rice crispy treats He looked miserable jerry jones looked miserable I mean chris christie has made his entire living the last what four years of his of his life Just making billionaires look miserable next to him in suites and press conferences. Yes

That's like his full-time gig right now. It was so good. So yeah jerry jones I'm done with just fire jason garrett just fucking fire him be done with it We're done with it, right? I don't know Okay, I don't know as we've discussed he likes he likes knowing that he could fire his coach at any given time If you hire a new coach, you can't be like that for at least eight weeks. It's crazy. It's crazy All right last game that we got and then we'll do who's back and we'll send everyone on their break Just a reminder. We'll be back. We have our christ We have our best of 2019 episode on thursday

And then we'll be back in studio next sunday to wrap up week 17 and the college football playoffs Which we have a preview of though on thursday. We have a preview on thursday of that weekend Last game cardinal seahawks This game made no sense brett hunley When brett hunley comes in you're like, okay, seahawks are gonna come back and russia was gonna win a classic game brett hunley has never done anything in an nfl game that makes me think He can take an offensive snap and not break his leg and he was he looks so bad

But he was good today and now the seahawks are Should I say the f-word? No, I wouldn't say the f-word. They're they're a snake bit They're plus s word plus 12 point differential That's so stupid russia wilson mvp. I actually think here's a hot take for you for for seahawks fans chris karson and rishad penny getting hurt is actually good because now You can't fuck up in the playoffs by running the ball too much You can actually let russia wilson try to win you a playoff. That's true, but you can't establish the run They also lost precise. Yeah, so they're they're fuck. What do you do? I've got an idea

Beat the 49ers, which they will because nothing makes sense for the seahawks team. I've got an idea. Yeah marshawn lynch Oh, he's very high right now. Yeah somewhere great. Good. Bring him back marshawn Tell you what sign marshawn lynch and legaret blunt and just let them get high as fuck is marshawn I can't remember though. I feel like marshawn lynch. Maybe doesn't like p carol There's you know, like the whole url thomas thing. There were some guys who Didn't like the front office didn't like p carol. Was he part of that?

I mean, I don't know. I don't know if he was part of that or not But I think that marshawn could be talked into going back to seattle. It'd be incredible legal weed. It'd be incredible We yeah, yeah, I he can get in game shape by the playoffs marshawn's a guy like oh, yeah He needs like a week to stretch and then he'll just run somebody over He uh, so yeah, I'm sure the seahawks will beat the 49ers because nothing makes sense in the nfc west at this point I feel like every the seahawks and the 49ers have been traded spots back and forth Of the team that like whoo, they're gonna be the best team. They're gonna be the hardest team to play

And unfortunately the seahawks losing this game Means my doomsday scenario of the packers somehow getting the number one seed is still very much a lot Yeah, it's one step closer now Fuck the seahawks also didn't start a lot of good defensive players today So but they still laid an egg on offense. They did like they they were not good They should have beaten brett hummley So still like a 20 to 13 game

I think with the 10 minutes left and brett hummley was the quarterback So i'm consulting my uh, my playoff scenario right here to figure out exactly what happens to get the packers home field advantage next week I think it's just the seahawks winning Uh against the 49ers and then the packers winning out if the seahawks win against the 49ers and The packers beat the lions, which will happen and the vikings and and well, he's yeah So they're he's gonna have to beat the vikings the lions and the refs Yeah, uh on week 17 and if that happens take it in then they're the one seed overall And the road to the super bowl goes through lambo. It's fuck. It's it's very much a possibility now

So and they're not good But it's a possibility chandler jones should be Conversation of defensive play of the year. He's 19 sacks get four today four sacks today. Yeah and two force fumbles So what what is his deal? He seems like he's been really really good In arizona for a long time, but he doesn't get he doesn't get talked about in the same light as like a really shitty team Yeah, just really shitty teams. I guess really what it is. Yeah in arizona I mean, there's worse things to be than an awesome nfl player in arizona scott stale. Yeah, right be a millionaire young It's not the best, but it's not the worst. Was he the k2 guy? Yes, right? Yeah

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All right, so uh, there's a clip that's going around on twitter that I should probably address patch my homes Running off the field after a touchdown counted to 10 To let the bears know where he landed in the draft. Okay, and I'm getting tagged on it. So are you addressing it right now? Yeah Considered addressed it sucks. Mm-hmm. So that was a little salt in the wound Fun times fun times fun time pattern hopes. He seems good. He seems like he's gonna be good for a while He might be he might be a franchise quarterback. Uh, all right. Let's do who's back of the week Hank

Who's back of the week you want to go? No, you sure? Yeah, you sure? Yes All right, well who's back of the week is people that somehow keep their fantasies going along till week 17 Yes, yeah, yes your psycho Crazy your psycho if you do it, although I would imagine that week 17 daily fantasy is pretty fun because of all the chaos Like you really have no idea who's going to go off for week 17, right, right? It's Maybe we should do a one one day fantasy week No, I was just saying that because you said that's gonna be who's back week. Oh, yeah Yeah, my real who's that does suck though the people who complained about that and you're like that's 100% your fault

Yep, my real who's back the week is taco Taco fall has played in the last two Celtics games today. He was getting MVP chance and I know you football guys I saw the clip might not might not have been paying attention. You probably scoff and say MVP MVP Here's some stats for you guys. What's his player efficiency rating your nva scoring leader per 48 per 48 minutes Guess who's number one taco taco James Harden Giannis luca in that order averaging 58 points per 48 minutes Wow 58 points per game per 48 minutes. How many how many points has he scored? He has played 11 minutes so far Okay, this season and he's got those three games. Yeah, that's incredible

Uh, we're not talking about that. We're just talking about yeah That clip was awesome though when the crowd was like cheering for him and brad Stevens made the crowd go a little louder. That was a good clip It's one it's it's it's a crazy thing where it's like some for whatever reason just because he's so tall people get so So fired up a legitimate playoff atmosphere in a 30 point blow. I mean, he's alert. Yeah, it's great Giant player out there on the course. It's just it's a fascinating. I mean, it's a tale as old as time But it's just fascinating how like just because he's so tall he creates that type of reaction Have you seen that that vine of him with the the shorter kid that was a little more portly? It turns out the kid

That was little terrio. Yeah, no that was a different kid. Yeah The kid in that clip was actually like six six and three hundred ten pounds. So yeah, it was Zion. Yeah, it was Zion bust Is that it hang? Yeah, that was it. Good job. Yeah. Thank you. Uh, very good job. I appreciate that. Yeah, thanks, Hank My who's back the week is cats Yes, so the cats movie came out this weekend and it did a whopping two million dollars in receipts on on friday night And saturday, I think holy, uh, and I think it cost like 200 million dollars to produce

And there were scenes in the movie that weren't done. They weren't fully edited yet. Oh, yeah So they so like there's one scene where judy dynches. This is really this is this is the most relatable shit I've ever heard. Yeah, they were sending They were the studio is sending them like if you saw the movie on premiere night You saw one version and the studio was sending like all right now play this version plays because they were like actively updating shit Yeah, they were sending they're sending patches. They're like security updates to the movie You could see judy dynches like real hand and her watch and her wedding ring In certain scenes incredible and now well, I'm a little bit woke because it is getting people talking about the movie cats

Because we probably wouldn't be talking about it at all if it wasn't a massive fuck-up, right? And now what they're doing is they're taking the movie back They're re-editing certain scenes and sending an entirely new version out next week So now the people that already saw it are going to want to go back and see it again Double dipping like when we fuck up recording an episode and we have to add in I love you guys at the end because it got cut off Too soon when we were editing it the process. I thought come on dude, uh, but when you when you re-upload it When you re-upload it

2020 lasted almost till December 23rd. Don't get in between us That's what Hank and I do is we bust each other's balls. Yeah, we can take it Um, so yeah, I'm very woke on on the cats updates My other who's back of the week did you see one more savior metrics? It was like there was a There was a movie dogs That had cats and dogs. No, there's movie dogs I had like 94% were on tomatoes the movie cats had 17% were on tomatoes and then the movie cats and dogs had 54%

Uh, yeah, woofers over kitties. Yeah, uh, so my other who's back of the week is saying Merry Christmas We're saying Merry Christmas again Yeah, it does And we're so glad that it's back and we're all saying it again divided by two. Oh, so Merry Christmas. Yeah. Yeah All right, big cat. What's your who's back? Uh, my who's back is assholes who debate whether diehards or christmas movie It's true. Fuck those people. Mm-hmm tray. It's It is the lamest thing. This is crazy. This is our we're we're talking about tv time of the night. Oh, American ninja warriors. Yes. No. It's usually either Johnny banana show and then it's ninja warriors

Johnny bananas is competing on ninja warriors. The most ambitious crossover. This really means that we've been doing this for too long This is incredible. We've reached part of my take singularity and here's rea doing the train again This is uh, yeah, we're at that point in that. Yeah, so diehard. Don't debate that your cop if you do that And you know that everyone's gonna start doing it because they think it's funny to to start talking about it. It's Fuck I feel like it's the thing where everyone who is filling in for a radio show this week Across america. That's number. They're like, all right. What do you think we should do week 17 preview? Uh, maybe favorite gift you ever got on christmas and is diehard a christmas movie. Yeah It's it's bad. It's really it's recent point where it's uh in five years. You can do it ironically

It'll be funny, but right now you just got to lay low I hate you just banish it from your brain for the next at least four christmases. Also, who's back is frosties? Yeah, yes. Yeah frosties are back big time. That's public hilarious. That was I I don't want to say I'm on the the guy that wanted the frosties side, but I understand where he's coming from Frosty a free frosties Wonderful treat. It's a great treat. Uh, all right. That's our show We'll see everyone on thursday for the best of and then again on monday for week 17 Merry christmas. Happy hanukah. I told you we're saying it again saying it again

And we'll see you before 2020. So this isn't goodbye till the next decade. We will make that joke on monday We'll see you next week. Yeah, love you guys Hey Oh Stay up to me You Whose tips but do you really think it was seriously like all stick aside It's you know, it wasn't mine, right?

Of course it was mine No, of course I am who else would it be?