Pardon My Take - NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, Justin Fields Is Not The Guy, Commanders 2-0, Cowboys Rolling And Hank Watches The End Of The Patriots Game

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

NFL Week 2, we start with Fastest 2 minutes. (00:00:00-00:09:11) We then break down every game from Sunday while Hank watches the end of the Patriots game live on the show Ravens 27, Bengals 24 (00:09:11-00:20:14) Chiefs 17, Jaguars 9 (00:20:14-00:26:25) Seahawks 37, Lions 31 (00:26:25-00:37:21) Bills 38, Raiders 10 (00:37:21-00:43:29) Titans 27, Chargers 24 (00:43:29-00:50:26) Falcons 25, Packers 24 (00:50:26-00:56:36) Colts 31, Texans 20 (00:56:36-00:59:00) Dolphins 24, Patriots 17 (00:59:00-01:09:16) Bucs 27, Bears 17 (01:09:16-01:21:33) Commanders 35, Broncos 33 (01:21:33-01:33:41) 49ers 30, Rams 23 (01:33:41-01:41:16) Giants 31, Cardinals 28 (01:41:16-01:44:48) Cowboys 30, Jets 10 (01:44:48-01:54:13) We finish with who's back of the week. (01:54:13-02:13:04)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week two of the NFL, we're going to talk about every single game from Sunday, some good things, some very bad things. I am back to rock bottom. PFTs, Commanders are 2 and 0. We're going to be taping during the second half of Sunday football. So by the end of this, Hank could be 0 and 2 and also rock bottom. We're going to do who's back the week fastest, two minutes. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Game Time, the exclusive ticketing partner, bar stool sports created by fans, four fans, Game Time is a ticketing

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What? What? What? What? What? The green. Week 2 We start in Tampa Bay where Claypool look like he went to a trainer this weekend as the bears were all about that chase, about that chase, no treble. Speaking of base, Mike Dirt Evans made the bears defense look like they were fourth stringers, and if you're taking a long view of this game, the bears played like Ducky. Hey, teach, have you heard about this? Have you seen this one? They're calling them Bustin Fields. That's a good one, boom, boom. Womp, womp. Box 27, bear 17. Whack, whack!

Going from Green Day to Green Bay, as they clashed with Atlanta with Drake London Calling Game. And here's to you, Bees on Robinson. Arthur loves you more than you would know. Whoa, whoa, whoa. As a new running back scaper to 170 total yards only to set up young way

Kukukuk, true Mrs. Robinson Don't it all, I love thing all the way Hey, hey, hey for the winning kick the Falcons 25 the Packers 24 Sticking in the South the pool was rocking in DuVal and in a touching tribute to former Jaguars coach Urban Meyer. Andre Sisko picked off my homes. Let me see that thong. Fingers in your booty go. That thong, thong, thong, thong. Taylor Swift fans said Travis Kelsey and the chiefs are never, ever going back to the Super Bowl as birthday boy Patrick Mahomes should have been less concerned with blowing out the candles and more concerned with blowing out the Jaguars. It wasn't a blowout but after a sky

green more touched down the Chiefs had the only fans left in the stadium. Chiefs 17 Jaguars 9. Up to Cincinnati-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da where Jared Coco Gough had America in his box. Jimmy Butler Tubum, as Josh was US open down the field, Reynolds wrapping up two touchdowns, but it was a Seattle Seacocks flashing brilliance late with Pino's Smith's play heading into overtime, where the Hawks put on their United Auto Workers hats and walked off the assembly lions. But a shh.

Seattle 37 lions, 31. Whip, whip! Speaking of tennis boom, Ziya Tanehill got passes overweight, bad tape, and New Orleans from last week, and throwing Boraya quills all over the field to his receivers. Keenan Jimmy Fallon was very, very rude to the defense,

but sobered up to smash eggs on their face on the way to two scores. The Titans won an overtime as Deandre's 3000 Hopkins and Big Boy Mike Brable might look like outcasts, but they were ready to put some stank on you. Titans 27, the Charter's 24. TIT, TIT, TIT. Out in LA where San Fran's offense was humming as Tivo Samuel was like a virgin going untouched with a rushing touchdown doing his best impression of

a Christian who also scored for the Niners they weren't all easy though as quarterback Cock Dirty had an STD a sweet touchdown as he scored to end the first half with zero time left on the clock some would say the points don't matter but others disagree. As Shomic Bay played, whos line is it anyway? Lining up for a field goal down 10 drew carrying the Rams the outright loss, but it important against the sprint cover. That's going to mean something to each 9ers 30 Rams 23.

Some spray. Some spray. In mile high, Terry McClure and Poverty represented Washington well and took the top off, getting his hands all over an enormous TD. That's hot, bro. Speaking of tops off, Logan Thomas had the worst head shot of any Washington commander, but no, that does not make it right to tweet at Rebellion. Keep that video in the drafts.

Brandon Johnson and Johnson made the defense autistic after a deep shot, almost swung the game for the Broncos, but the commander is held on and stopped the two point conversion, leaving DC fans screaming, oh my fucking god, you're gonna make me calm! Commander's 35, Broncos 33! We finished in Dallas where Johan Sebastian Zachock, Wilson looked baroque as Ludwig Trayvon, Beethoven, Diggs had one of the three interceptions, definitely out and he lost remaining Wilson supporters. That Cowboys offense wasnt finally tuned as a showpin would and had to use their kicker Wolfgang, Abradeus Mozart for the majority of their points.

It was no doubt the Cowboys would win. After seeing a game played with such violence, Cowboys 30 jets done. That was the dumbest one we ever done, to be using to my ears, boom. All right, passes two minutes is brought to you by, our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit

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Or you want to talk about it later? So the game play out. That's not like good though, because PFT had a really good hypothetical question. I actually should ask. I think that we should start the show off with that hypothetical. Okay. Would you rather be in the position of the New England Patriots, right?

Now, as an organization, as a franchise, or the New York Jets. Patriots. What is that? Go on. Expound. Better organizational structure in general. But in terms of right direction, wrong direction.

Lighthouse. New Lighthouse. New lighthouse. Bank lighthouse. If you get a D-vets as banged out, but their D-vets is good. I don't mean to get back on the lighthouse thing, but did you see the lighthouse now bad? How bad it looked?

It looked awesome. There's like three lights, and if you were a moth, if they turned that thing off, and it was the middle of the night, and all the lights were off, and they turned that lighthouse on, the moth would be like, fuck that, not worth my time. I could already tell the lighthouse for this show.

It's gonna be one of those things that we're gonna probably, I'd say in the next week or so, we're gonna hit a point where people like stop fucking talking about the lighthouse. And then we're gonna, and then we're gonna persist and it's gonna get very funny in like three weeks time. There'll be two weeks where it sucks shit. And you're gonna have to listen to us talk about the lighthouse and it's gonna be awful. It's gonna be terrible podcasting.

But then week 10, we're just gonna do an entire lighthouse show. We're the number one lighthouse podcast. I actually did reach out to the US Coast Guard for comment on the situation because there was a very funny graphic that the sports business journal put out of the tallest lighthouses in America.

And it had the New England Patriots won list as number one. And then number two was K-Patterist, and then the rest of them. There was an asterix next to the New England one. It said asterix, not an actual functioning lighthouse. Hank, thoughts? Matt Jones, you have through an interception. So we'll talk about the game at the end, asterix.

But I think we should maybe- It's on the fourth quarter yet, either. Okay, maybe we can address that though. You would rather be the Patriots in the situation you're in than the New York Jets. Definitely. Definitely. I do, I'd probably agree.

I've got a silver lining. It's sad that the question is. There's no Patriots players that are deactivating Twitter. There's no, you know, sub tweeters. There's nothing like that going on in the organization. There is some silver lining in their situation. And they're deep bits spanged up. So according to Jason OTC is a cap guy on Twitter.

If the cap goes up to $256 million next year, the teams with the most effective cap space would be number one, the New England Patriots. Oh, 115 million. Number two Chicago bearers, 99 million. Number three Washington commandersers 85 million rich We're rich. I didn't scroll down that far rich. We're rich. We got all this money to spend. Yeah, I'm gonna get Kirk cousins I don't think so yeah, yeah, I think so all right Well, we'll talk about the Jesse Cowboys. We'll talk about some of the football we get there

Week two in the books we found some things out this week. We're going to go through every game, some hard truths. I'm saying it's hard truth time, which we'll get to. But let's start with the morning slate or afternoon slate, no, morning slate. Raven's Bengals was the first game I wrote down. Raven's 27, Bengals 24, Lamar Jackson continues to own the Cincinnati Bengals and Joe Borough. I think he's seven and one in the last eight against them. And also Joe Borough continues his streak of coming out the gate slowly. So he's one in seven and weeks one and two. The Bengals. This is this is my big takeaway. Well, I want to talk about the Ravens well, but Bengals fans were booing the Bengals in the firstals. This is this is my big takeaway. Well, I want to talk about the Ravens well, but

Bengals fans were booing the Bengals in the first half. Do we think that's appropriate? Good sports down or bad sports down? I would say good sports down. I would chew just because of how bad their offense looked in the first half. I have I actually have a plan to fix the Bengals offense. You ready for this? Yeah. It's so crazy. It might work. They should throw the ball down field to Jamar Chase occasionally. Well, there it turns out they're not at all. Yeah, just like last year when Joeboro missed a lot of training camp and he came in first two weeks. They looked off.

They will probably be fine, but also Joeboro re-injured his calf and was seen limping after. not great. So I actually am in favor of the booing because it felt like it wasn't a boo. You guys suck. It was a boo. Be better. Yeah. There's a difference in the boo.

They expect we want you to we know you're better than this. Boo. I actually shout out to Cincinnati for raising the standards so high in the last couple years. I was shocked by the booze after after one year of success, they would never boo. Yes. But after a couple of years, they expect it. So they're going to let them know the fans in Cincinnati had a banner day.

There was also a great headbutt. Oh, the best. The best textbook headbutt. This dude was wearing Zubaz overalls, which strong look, very strong look. And he was, he was apprehended by security in the concourse. And there was a guy that was talking shit to him, executes a perfectly place like Scottish ooligan style headbutt. Well handcuffed. Well handcuffed to the guy's chin, knocks his glasses off. That was the best part. And knocks him out. Yeah, the glass, the glasses sound and knock off made it a 10 out of 10 headbutt. I was,

I was actually wondering this because I saw, um, I've seen some philly fights recently. I've seen some bangles fights. I've seen some cowboys fights today. Do you think that teams their fans fight better and have more entertaining fights and are more prone to like physically escalating a situation if the team is good or if the team is bad. Oh, that's just a fan base. Yeah. Yeah. I think if the team's really good, they get softer. I think you need to be, it's like good enough where you expect more, but you still have that grit to you. But then you get another level. If you're great, then you start robbing thanks.

Yeah, well, yeah, right. You take it off. If you're on either end of the spectrum, really, really bad or really, really good, I think apathy probably comes into play a little bit more. It's like, yeah, it's not worth fighting. Like we're going to lose this anyway. Or it's not worth fighting.

We're good. We're going to win this game. Yeah. Right in that middle zone is where you want probably the angriest fans. I also saw a great video of a Philly fan after the Thursday night football. He was just walking with a leash and a Vikings helmet and someone yelled at him from the car. And he's like, I'm just walking my dog. He's walking the Viking helmet down the street.

But yeah, the, the Bengals are looking bad. They were rusty again to start the game. Joe Borough, I think had, what was it? I think it was 35 yards in the first half. Um, and they just, they look off. And now that he might be injured again, I would say there's, you took the panic button out. Yeah. You look, you can't get, especially with the Ravens being 2 and O and beating you at home. And the Browns will see what happens

on Monday night football and knowing the landscape of the AFC, like you can't dig yourself that big of a hole. Yeah. If you're a Bengals, you're not smashing the panic button because it's happened before, like you said, they get off the slow hole. Yeah, if you're a bangles, you're not smashing the panic button because it's happened before. Like you said, they get off the slow start to Joe, but you're, uh, you're locating it. You know, you turn it out of the garage. You want to know that it's still where you left it. Yeah. Last time that you put it away, uh, the bangles that are offense just looks, it looks

out of sync again with Jamar chase. If you can get them down field, that would be nice because he's fucking awesome. And you should throw him a ball occasionally. Uh, the Ravens, however, look pretty good. Dude, but they Odell might, he might be hurt, is he hurt? I don't think it matters. They're already the most injured team. They've somehow made Nelson Aguilar good.

Yeah, they made Nelson Aguilar good. That's the hardest thing in the world. It was a great catch that he had. Zayf Flowers looks awesome and still shocking to me to see Baltimore receivers that are that dynamic. Yeah, Zayfawers is phenomenal. Lamar Jackson was making big plays, big throws. I also, I don't know if this is part of Todd Monkins offense,

but it felt like, and this might be anecdotal because we only have two games to go from. And we were watching this game, obviously, but it felt like Lamar didn't have as many designed runs, but was able to run very effectively because lanes were just open and he was getting like big, whenever they needed a big first down, he was able to get it with his feet and not put himself in harm's way. He was just racking off eight yard runs like it was, it was it was used perfectly where it's like it wasn't it wasn't like a designed run. It wasn't him running for his life. It was looking down field. It's not there. Oh yeah, I'm Lamar Jackson.

Here's the space for me to do this. Yeah, he looks awesome. I haven't seen Harbaugh that fired up after an early season win in a long time. He was like shoving his assistants. I love it. I love it. The Ravens are one of the best teams

in the entire league right now. So I'm very much looking forward to seeing how they operate with an awesome passing offense. Yes. The, by the way, we mentioned on Friday, but Ebo, our great stats guy, John Harboh is 23 and two against the spread in their last 25 games in underdog. Underdog King.

Pretty good. He gets the boys riled up ready to go. And yeah, the Ravens with all the injuries they've had, which that's kind of redundant when we talk about the Ravens. Like we shouldn't even have to mention their injuries because we just presume that they're injured. But yeah, the Ravens looked very good today. Yeah, if I was a, if I was a Bengals fan watching this and you see Joe limping around after the game, he's got a cap injury. I would want him to get the preemptive Aaron Rogers' sheath put on his heel. Yeah, like just install that.

Swaring ankle brace. Install that during the week so that nothing happens to him. Also another haircut. Yeah. What if he just keeps getting shorter and shorter? Just shave it all off. Yeah. If he's just gonna keep doing it,

I saw the second half of the Bengals, it felt like they found something where they like started to kind of wake up for the season. So if you're a Bengals fan, you're saying, okay, we, we, because the first half literally looked like a replay of the Browns game where it was the same thing and they just couldn't do anything offensively. So maybe, maybe that's it. Maybe Monday night football against the Rams, which would be a tough game. We'll get right. Maybe. Yeah, you'll come out and feel good. I would like, uh, yeah, I,

I feel like Bengals fans don't panic, don't hit the panic button. I'm putting them in the, you'll be just fine, categories. You'll be just fine. You'll be just fine, but also, and this is a scary thing to even think about, but I was thinking about this. So I just have to say what I think about. And I know Bengals fans deep in the back of their heads

are thinking about this because you're own to, I do think the Bengals will be heard from later on this season. I'm not I'm not panic about panicking about the Bengals this year. But if for some reason this season does go sideways, these are the type of seasons where you're like, wait, we have this window here, what the fuck just happened? It's a window season. So like there's an extra little panic when you start Oh and two and you're supposed to be a Super Bowl contending team because you're like, wait, we can't waste one of these season. Yeah, they'll they'll be fine. In one way that you can tell that there's still definitely in that window is that the people

that are taking the most joy in their losses outside the division, the chief fans. Yes. Chief fans still make sure to include you in your, oh, awesome. The bangles lost. That means they're scared. That means that they're scared means they're scared. Uh, okay, speaking of the chiefs, chief 17 Jaguars nine, what we thought was going to be one of the funnest games of the, of the weekend was probably the worst, probably the sloppiest worse. We had in this game, uh, if you missed it, there was four consecutive plays, plays, not possessions, plays that was Kansas City, Fumble, Jacksonville, Fumble, Kansas City, Fumble, Snap, Interception, Four Straight Place, Hank, just scored the Patriots, you go for two in these spots. A lot of time though. A lot of times, a lot of time. But yeah, so we had fumble Jacksonville fumble, fumble snap interception. Yeah, it's ugly. It was really, oh, can we blame that on the heat? Because they brought the giant

thermometer out, which I love, you get two giant thermometer seasons, one at the start of the year and then one, once it gets really cold. And on the sideline in Jacksonville, it was, it was 120 degrees on the giant thermometer. I don't know if that thing was calibrated or what, but that's a very hot day. Everybody was in the pool. The pool's rocking. The pool was absolutely filled.

Just everybody, you don't get out of the pool, by the way. If you're at a football game and you get in the pool in Jacksonville, you just stay in there and piss for the rest of the day. But it was, it was a bad game. It was ugly. Trevor Lawrence didn't look very good today. He looked bad. So we had Trevor Lawrence had since 2016,

when they started tracking this, Trevor Lawrence had the most past attempts in the red zone without a completion, seven. So they went to the red, it felt like the Jaguars in the red zone. The chiefs at the beginning of the game wanted to basically give the Jaguars a game. They were getting, you know, fumble lock and all this stuff. And the Jaguars just

couldn't do anything offensively. And then my homes that drive at the end of the first half I want to say where they kind of woke up and went right down the field. That's like, that's a game that Jaguars, if you're killing yourself because you held the chiefs to 17 points. And if your offense was just semi competent, you win that game. Like that's a very winnable game for the Jaguars that just what did not go their way. Yeah. As far as the chiefs go, the passing offense still doesn't look good. Doesn't look much better.

Serious Tony had a hilarious fumble. He had a very funny fumble where you like ran backwards. He fought with like 20 yards backwards. Yeah, he continues to be hilarious to me. Skymore, good receiver needs to change his number. Yeah, he wears number 24, right? 24, that's not a receiver number. I know you can wear whatever number you feel that you are that day. 24 is not receivers. He and Pacheco should switch. They should switch. Absolutely. 19. Pacheco is 10 10. Yes So they should absolutely a hundred percent switch

The offense in general this season so far averaging 18 and a half points per game the chiefs Yeah, not good small game size only two games now compared to the commanders that have Eric B enemy and their averaging 28 points a game I just thought that was interesting We also had the very rare two two offensive line things. Mahomes passing to an offensive line, which is a very funny play. You should be allowed to do that by the way. Just stood there. He's like, what the fuck dude? Why'd you throw that? If you weigh over 300 pounds, you should be constantly eligible. It should be allowed to catch the ball. I agree. And then we also had the chief's bench,

Juwan Taylor in the middle of a drive and then brought him back in. Now, Juwan Taylor, if you remember on Thursday night, football opening night was getting put all over X videos being like, this guy's off side on every play. The league said we're gonna watch it closer and they started calling it on him. And so they benched him in the middle of a drive, which is very rare, brought him

back, but they benched him for maybe the best name I've ever seen on a football field. They benched him for Prince, Tega, Winoga. That's pretty good. Yeah. He's a, he's, he's from Africa. He, he moved to Alabama. I want to believe. And he became a four star recruit after playing football for one single year. Prince Tega, one, when you can maybe look it up Jake, when, when Ogo, maybe Prince Tega, one Ogo, what a fucking, how awesome is that to be that good of an athlete, huge human being to play football for a single year and immediately Georgia's like, I want you. Yeah, it's all over. It'd be incredible. Yeah, be incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up, Prince

Tego. If you're just named Prince, that's very cool. Tego and I still think I still think the best football name of all time that we don't talk about enough is Dick but kiss. Yes. His name is literally fact. Dick but kiss. Dick but kiss. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he's he was I think he was on the field for week one. He probably needs to play for the Bears. It's probably. They could use him.

Uh, patchable homes is 28 years old today. The best patch for pressing stat time. No, I don't want to, I don't want to, is this going to be another like we're not ever going to watch a Super Bowl again? No, do you think we're going to be watching patchable homes when we're 50 years old? Yeah. Probably. Yeah, for sure. And I realized that and I was like, fuck, yeah, we might be.

But he's gonna be old and they're gonna be talking about and like, he's like 38 years old. They're gonna be like, wow, I can't believe that you're still out here on the field. I can't believe you're still alive and able to form since as well. You're still old, 38. And then we're gonna be 50.

And my son's gonna be like, what's this graphics thing? The bears could have drafted him. Yeah, don't fuck, it's ancient history. Yeah, I don't want to think about that. Yeah, what's this graphic saying the Bears could have drafted him? Yeah. Don't fuck. Don't. It's ancient history. Yeah. I don't want to think about that. Yeah. That's. Yeah.

But he is 20 years old and is already a Hallfamer. Hallfamer career. I think if he's 28 years old, he retired today. He's, he's a Hallfamer. First of all, that's got to be the cool. I just want to see what someone do that. Yeah. Instead of walking away from a team like the Lions, when they stink, walk away at the prime

of your career when you're on a very very good team right if And we luck had retired with two Super balls. Yeah in the middle of a dynasty walk away. Yeah, but the chiefs That was a big win for the chiefs because it did feel like oh shit Are they gonna start oh and two now they play the Bears next week? So that's a win for them, but still that was a big win to go into Jacksonville with like I would say a B minus game on offense and win. Yeah, I'd say worse than that. I'd say like a C, a C game and they came out with a win. So you're one and one and Chris Jones is back and he was, he was heard from and Travis Kelsey also also back and heard from yes and heard from.

Uh, okay. Next up Hank is dying. Hank, you want to give us an update on how's it going? Uh, Dolphins are driving the ball passing a stop. Maybe a pick. A pick six. Maybe a pick six. A pick six would be nice for you. Okay. Next up, Seahawks Lions. We said this on Friday, but this is going to be the most fun game. And it really kind of proved to be when these two teams play. Why can't we get these two teams playing on? Pick your pick. Yes.

Nice. Hold it. Go. Think asked for it and it delivered. Wow. Hank coach. Thanks. Huge. Hanks back. Uh, yeah. The, the Seahawks Lions, all they do is play awesome games together. That's what they

do. Yeah. Did you see the new thing that the Lions were starting to do this week with the blue ski masks? Yes. So CD Doos said that he wanted to see Detroit Lions fans rocking blue ski masks at home, which is, it's weird because he's, this is first year in Detroit, right? Yeah. But he's like anointed himself as being like the fan representative.

I like that. So that's that's CD Doos doing the cool things. And so he asked them to wear blue ski masks. It's a great idea until you lose. And then the other team gets to wear blue ski masks in the locker room while they celebrate. Yes. You have to be ready for that. Okay.

The lions, I guess they looked okay, but it was just too many points with the Seahawks. Gino Smith looked, if there was one play where he just started dancing around like he was Michael Vic and he ended up going backwards like, Yes. Like Kaderius Tony on that one play. But yeah, it was a fun game.

Fun game to watch. So GeoSWIT was lights out over time. Lions defense couldn't stop anyone. They are now since 2022. They've had three losses where they're offensive scored more than 30 points. That's tough. Yeah, that's tough to do. Also, I would like to now we love Dan

Campbell. We love Dan Cam. Love him. Uh, phenomenal coach has the lines going in the right direction. This was a big, big game. They, the Barry Sanders statue that they unveiled, which it's crazy. It took this long. I know there was bad blood, but it's crazy. Barry Sanders should have gotten a statue when he was still playing. Yeah, it's insane. Also, the statue, they, they nailed it. It looks cool.

I haven't seen it. It looks very, very cool. So Barry Sanders statue day, Lions big home game. Tim Robinson was there. It was a Detroiter, Detroitian, Detroit native. Yeah, he, he, I think is now like if the chief thought maybe Paul Rudd had a little bit of the magic Tim Robinson, Jack definitely trumps that in terms of cool NFL fans. But Dan Campbell, he doesn't really make a lot of sense sometimes. And I, again, this is coming from a place of love.

So just know that I'm not criticizing him in the fact that he's a bad coach. He's a good coach. But I have a question for you, PFT. And I think Lions fans might be thinking the same thing. Dan Campbell, uh, in the second quarter, yeah, fourth and four at the 31. He went for it, turn over on downs. Uh, or sorry, yeah, he went forward and set a kicking a feel goal. Uh, in the second half, fourth and two at Detroit 45, he went for turnover and downs. The Seahawks went and scored. So then they went up 24, 21. So aggressive Dan Campbell. I like that.

Dan Campbell's aggressive. Fake punts, all this stuff. He's aggressive. What the fuck was he doing at the end of the game when the Lions had the ball at the 50 with all three timeouts down three and they basically were like, let's play for over time. That didn't make any sense at all. If you're going to be aggressive, be aggressive all the time. Exactly. That's my only thing. It's like be consistently aggressive. So it's not really like Dan Campbell is a bad coach. It's just be I think Lions fans

would probably want him to be consistently aggressive in that, be aggressive all the time because it's kind of like, it's kind of like sitting at a blackjack table and you're like, sometimes I'll split and sometimes I won't. No, no, you have to play, but if you're going to play one way, play that way the entire game. Yeah, so frustrating when he doesn't do it at the end of the, when it probably makes the most sense to be aggressive in that situation. And that was, and they're moving yeah, it would make more sense to get all conservative in the first half or in if you're on your own 45 yard line and you decide that you're gonna go for it and set a punt.

That, if you're gonna, if you're gonna play that way for the vast majority of the game and then when you actually have a chance to win, we're all shrivel up. I don't know, I would like to hear what his explanation was on that because I don't, it didn't make any sense at the time It doesn't make any more sense later. There might have been something that he he saw I don't know, but I think that's a fair criticism of Dan Campbell there where it's like dude

You you have an offense that can move the ball that is move I know they lost an offensive line They were down a couple offensive lineman today. I think Taylor Decker didn't play and then they got a, uh, uh, Vite, Vita. I think that's how he pronounces name. He got hurt. So they were, they had a little protection issue once they were down a couple offensive linemen. I think Suule was moving over. But still you were, you were able to move the ball pretty well all day. Uh, and you had three time outs and you were sitting on the 50 yard line, take some shots, win the game right then. Don't go to overtime. They never got the ball back. Yeah. This tells me that that Dan Campbell doesn't respect Jack Fox enough. The fact that

they went forward on fourth and two from their own 45. He would have pinned him deep. No doubt in my mind. Uh, the, the offense for the lion still looks good. So I went panic if you're Detroit. Jared threw his first pick in like 380 plus pass it time. The streak is over. The streak was over. It wasn't his fault. Not his, the running backs fault. Yeah. Cut off his route early.

And I'm in Ross St. Brown looked awesome again today. Yeah, I'm on Ross St. Brown. He's just, he got hurt. He was hobbling off. I don't know what ended up happening. It was his foot, but he hobbled off and then like one play later They ran a trick play with him running. Yeah, the ball and it was like he's such a fucking he just built different This goes back to that that thing that we're talking about on Friday show where if the Seahawks

They were in a position where they were massive favorites in week one They get the shit kicked out of them and then their underdogs in week two you bet on that team at the time and be careful I think it's a consistent of coach where you can say okay It'll he the team isn't gonna fall apart right. They're gonna be they're gonna be competitive in most games that they play Yeah, and Gino Smith look great like he did he had a nice bounce back game and like I said I think he was six or seven and over two years picking him apart Tyler Lockett's gonna be catching touchdown passes until we're He was six or seven and over two years. You're just picking him apart. Tyler Lockett's gonna be catching touchdown passes

until we're 55 years old. For the rest of the time. And that is the Patriots game. The Dolphins just scored a touchdown. Jake Clapped, Jake Clapped, right in Hank's face. The Shrek's hand. That was like Northwestern. Now Hank, there's still eight minutes left.

Never say never. Don't ever count out touchdown Mac. Yeah, I think it's over. It matches the match, Max memes found that a little too funny. I would say Hank. I think I was no, I'm laughing at the camera angle. Oh, don't. We're not laughing. I'm the two subscribe. Something else. Great golf. It is. Um, last thing with last thing with the Lions game. Did you guys happen to see the Horniest Man alive at the Lions game?

Yeah, I got tagged in it. Oh, you got tagged in it. Can I read the text messages? So I don't, I'm not, I think this is kind of a weird move to take a picture of someone texting. Yes. They did whoever ended up posting it did black out all the numbers. So that's good. So it's kind of like one of those situations where we can have a good laugh. No one gets harmed. I'll read the text messages to you. Uh, the woman says to the man, uh, give me a few. I'm going home after this. He

replied, okay, she then replied, then I'm fingering myself for a while. You've got my pussy throbbing. He wrote back, if you can't squirt, then just video you, uh, and he actually wrote, if you can't squirt, then just video you pissing. And she wrote back, oh, I'm squirting. And he wrote back, I want you to piss on my heart. And then he didn't finish that one. I think I know where he just go. Um, and then he wrote, I want you so fucking bad. She wrote back, I want you looking up at me while I watch you eat my pussy. He said fuck yes. And then he said I want to come to you. I'm over after this game. Lions fans, you got to be more into the game. I'm gonna say right now that's bad fandom. You got to be more into the game.

When was this when was this picture take? I don't know. That matter. This game was this game was back and forth all game. It can't you can't do that in overtime. It's Barry Sanders day. You can't do that in overtime. You can't Sanders day. You can't do that in overtime. You can't be telling girls, if you can't squirt just piss. Yeah, you hold up, like listen, it's late in the game, I'm gonna hold my fours up real quick and then I'll bring them over to your house. It was, I mean, come on, you gotta be more locked in.

Yes, tough, it's a tough look, but listen, we're all humans at the end of the day big cat. I don't know about this guy Is it dog if you can't squirt just That guy is just like every other guy being like you know what? I don't need to actually know if you come as long as you as long as you pretend like it happened Then it's good enough for me doing some investigative journalism the screenshot time on the phone is 1343 Which is 143.

So it's very early in the game. Okay, so yeah, that's like first half. Detroit's Eastern time, right? Still, did they have to order? At 143 Eastern? Yeah. I don't know. You gotta be locked in because now here's the win.

Here's the counterpart to that. That's early in the game. You got to be one. Yes, you went to overtime. You went to overtime. You went to overtime. And he also was just walking around with a loaded gun the rest of the game.

Just thinking about this, like his mind was not in the game. That's, you got to be locked into the game. It was probably right after they tied it. This is one of the biggest games the Lions have had home game, like the hype Barry Sanders day. And you're just, your, your thought is not like,

oh, how are we going gonna convert this third down? It's hey, just send me a video you piss in. That'll be squirting. I'm looking, I come on. Okay, I'm looking at the win probability. At the time, at the time that this text was sent, it was Lions big time win probability. So that tells me, yeah, that tells me this Lions fan's

getting a little too comfortable with the new look Lions. Yep, you're like, hey, we got this. It's over. We'll never give up a lead. That's, you need that. You need a little adjustment here. So all Lions fans, I think, I think this goes for everyone. You all have to take ownership of the piss not squirt guy and be like, we got to do better

as a fan base. No pissing for the rest of the week Lions fans. Only squirting. That's the only way you're allowed to get rid of. And make sure you video it. Oh man. Yeah, it's never, text messages when you're sexing like that, they just never look good.

Yeah, I'm usually not a fan of taking a picture over somebody's shoulder, but this one's too far. That's a pretty good one. It's it. If you can't squirt, then just video yourself pissing. I want you to score it on my heart. Okay, let's take a quick break and then we will come back with some more games.

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for a brief second, when Jimmy Garoppolo went 75 yards in your face, and the Raiders went up seven, nothing, you saw your whole entire world crumble. Yeah, you thought this was it. You thought window closed. We saw, we said it, we're like, this is a problem.

This is going to be like an issue of the bills don't win this game. And then from that point on, they went on a 38-3 run and five of their next seven drives were touchdowns and the sixth was a field goal. You know what the turning point in this game was? Was Josh Allen T-Bagging the safety?

Yes. Just trying to hurt him, landing with his nut sack right on top of his head. And from that, you can't come back from getting teabagged. No. And Josh just ended up teabagging for the rest of the game. It was great to see that after the game, Josh was talking about how he felt last week. He said, I love feeling how I felt last week. I really do because it makes the good feel that much better.

I actually don't think that he believes that. No. He looked very depressed after last week's game. But turns out Josh Allen's still good. He's very, very good. He's very, very good. He was making Josh Allen throws from weird angles, bullets all over the place. So the bills are okay. Like that was a game. You needed to blow out the raiders. And that's exactly what you did. You absolutely blew the doors off of them and you got to feel good again. You even had a Stefan dig singing the shout song. He was a bills tweeted out like being like, see he's happy. He likes it here.

Yeah. So it feels like all is right with the world. The bills just have to not play the jets. Yeah. The jets have that it's the jet superbowl whenever they play the bill. Right. And the jets have Two games have have made Josh Allen look very mortal and and the bills look bad and so you just got to not play the jets Yeah, get out of the division get out of the jets division and also it helps when you hold Josh Jacobs to nine carries for negative two yards

Yeah, you can't be wearing number zero when you have a stat line like that. Did you see Matt Milano's interception? He absolutely it was it was a it was a like a beautiful offensive rebound box out. Yeah, of Josh shake. They asked him if he bossed Josh shakeups on it and he was like, no, I'm a lot of them. We'll see if that one catches on. It's just a delicious cookie. Just a delicious cookie or a perverted Italian. Yes.

Yes, but that was an off. That was a man play by him. Yeah, it was awesome. He just like he manned him up. Also, did you see Takedo spikes tweet about his obstructed view? He's not so happy. It was actually like the worst. So he, I guess he, he went as a guest of the bills.

They're building a new stadium. Is the big point, but he was in a suite and he couldn't see the entire field. Well, that's funny because if you're sitting behind Tequio spikes, you also cannot see the few. Correct. Because his neck goes from the 20 yard line to the other 20 yard line. They did one of these, like, can you guess this

players on Twitter last week? Yes, I saw that. It was a silhouette of Tequio spikes, but they were trying to say, okay, played for these franchises, had this many tackles from this year to this year. It's like, we don't need to see anything else. I recognize that outline anywhere. Yes. They called them the volcano because his neck went from his shoulder blade up to like the side of his ears. Speaking of great football names. Oh, tequio spikes. Yeah. All

basketball name. Yeah, but the bills, they're good. They're back. Yeah, they're back. The bills are back. Are they playing? They're playing the commanders in Ralejohn, Maryland. Oh, next week. So rivalry game, little revenge for 1991. That will be, that will be a very good game. Yeah. I'm excited for that. It should be good. But I feel I'm happy for, for Bill's mafia, because I do think, and you guys can tweet us if we're way off, but when the Raiders went up seven, nothing. There was definitely like a holy fuck our lives flash before our eyes. Yeah, you can't lose. Like what if we just suck and like everything sucks now. Yeah. Yeah. So the bills are all the way back. The Raiders, I think the Raiders are going to

be not good. Yeah. They beat a Broncos team. I saw that I think it was the giants didn't score for the first six quarters of the season and they have more points than the Raiders on the season. Yeah, so the Raiders, that's top. It's going to be a long season, but good news is, let's take a look at the schedule for the Raiders. I'm sure that's easy. They're home against the Steelers next week, and then at the chargers, they could win, they could peel off a couple wins. Better get them in now though,

because I feel like the wheels are gonna fall off the line. Yeah. I know Josh McDaniel's, this is, the season will end poorly. Yes, yes. Oh, the Patriots are back. Five minutes left. This is fun watching the game.

Let it out. It's, I mean, if you're watching the YouTube, go subscribe. You get to see Hank just like he's all over his seat. Just trying to gotta get a stop. Figure out a way to now you should go for two. Sure. Yeah, I agree. If you're an analytics boy like us,

we're analytics men actually, we've graduated. Okay, next stop, Titans Chargers. Brennan's stale is getting fired. Bren's stale is not a nerd anymore. And I mean that in a bad way. I liked it when he was a nerd. Yes. I liked it when Brennan's stale was going for four downs when it was like fourth and five doing crazy shit left and right. Now he's playing like a P word. Yes. I'm not gonna say the full word, but he's playing like one.

Yes, he is a pussy. He's turned from a nerd into a pussy. He's a mental pussy. Yeah. He, similar to the Dan Campbell conversation, about like be consistent. If you're gonna be conservative all the time, be conservative all the time.

If you're gonna be aggressive, be aggressive. He punted on fourth and one from the Titans 44. Yeah, that's not the Brandon Staley, I know. It's like, how do you turn somebody back into a nerd? Like it's whatever the reverse swirly or reverse wedgie. I don't know, we need to bully him back into being a nerd. So is Brandon Staley not a good coach or is it the chargers are so overhyped,

he gets unduly criticized. I don't I don't think that they're that over hyped so. Well, no, they do before the seat. Come on, you know that every year they're the darling of like look at this roster. Me personally, I did not do that this year, but a lot of media does and the dudes that they have like it's the dude off thing. We they get Justin Herbert is the media darling and he's a very good quarterback. But it doesn't show up winning wise a lot like as much as it should. He so Justin Herbert

and this isn't on him. He had or sorry the chargers are the 33rd team in Super Bowl era with 50 plus points and zero turnovers through two games and they're the only one that's only two. Yep. That's there's a lot of bad charge stats. I also have one. Uh, they had Justin Harbor at 300 yards, two TDs. The charge difference had five sacks. Derrick Henry didn't get 100 yards and the chargers lost. Yeah, it's it's very tough to lose those games. It's really, really tough. And they went for two. I liked when they went for two and they threw the pass, they offensive lineman right in Vrables face, because you know that Vrables watch and being like,

damn, I really wish we could do something like that. That's straight out his playbook. It's tough for Chargers fans when you're playing decent football and then your coach is just absolutely ruining it for you. Right. I do think he might be fired. I think he's definitely on the hot seat. Because there definitely feels like Justin Herbert and maybe Justin Herbert isn't better than this, but and they were throwing a deep today. They were throwing, they were actually like letting him

kind of throw some shots, which is good because that's what you should do with Justin Herbert. But the fact that they got to ball first and over time went three and out. Ryan Tannihau, Tannihau, who came off like one of the worst games ever was able to just throw like dink and dunk. He had two big passes, but for the most part, he was able to just like throw check downs and beat them. Yeah. That one bomb, though, that sent him up for the touchdown, the short, there he had a 70 yard pass. The 70 yard pass was sick. Yeah. He had a 70 yard pass. The 70 yard pass was sick.

Yeah, he had a 70 yard pass and a 40 yard pass. Played houses blanking different colors. That's sick. Oh, wow, Hank. Incredible. Watch out. Watch out. You guys invented a subway.

Stop boys are back. But yeah, like also you're not factoring how tall it is. Like your analogy that if you wouldn't be able to see it, it's so tall and the light's so bright, you'd be able to see it from a long distance. Well, wouldn't your eyes would be drawn to the giant jumbo drawn that they built instead? No, not if you're, it's so tall that you could,

you probably see that thing from situate. Absolutely not. No, if there was, if there was a coast, if there was an actual ocean, you probably can see from the ocean. Then it's a safety hazard for all ships coming nearby. Mac Jones always has like a little bit of a scared look on his face. He's got to fix his face.

I don't think he's as bad as people say is, but he has a bad. No, I know. I mean, while the interception was bad, one, two had interception. But his face, like, he's got to have, maybe he needs to mustache. You know what it is. It, it, it, it, it goes back to when he got carried off the feeling was crying.

Yeah. That's all I see. You was crying. That's all I see. You're right. That's all I see when I look at Max. He needs to like punch a small child or something. Or like do some kind of like badass. Win a fight, get another DUI. Take a show. He should win a fight.

You facial hair and win a fight. Maybe a tattoo, neck tattoo? Or he gets a DUI on purpose and then prepares himself for the mug shot and has an awesome looking mug shot during it. He needs some type of moment that changes it. Yeah. Because yeah, you think about it.

It's the crying. It's the gritty in the pro bowl. Yep. And the DUI. But like, he needs something to harden him. I think he needs a mustache. I think he needs a Fumant shoe. That would actually rock.

Titans Chargers. So I'm a big believer in the Titans just because Mike Veribel is a great coach and they make everyone miserable to play against but this again Brandon Staley Like you you got to start winning games, right? Yeah, if you're a defensive coach and your offense is playing great and you're still not doing anything

It's like what are you doing here? What would you say you do your Brandon is his defensive? He's a defensive coach and his teams finish 29 to 23rd scoring against the last two years. And he inherited a team that like he went backwards. Now a spin zone, if you're a charges fan, you'd rather you'd rather stink defensively and be good offensively. Then have it be like 2009 all over again when you had the number one ranked offense and number one ranked defense. And you still don't make the playoff But they have so many dudes they got a lot of dudes. Yeah, so many dudes some of those dudes got to do something I think we have a loser leaves town game next week for the chargers. Oh who they put the Vikings. Oh

Two I think the losers. I think losers don't that the loser that should be your pinky team Well, I think you'll take both. You don't want. Let me think about that. Yeah. If the Vikings win that game, I'll add the chargers. Yeah. Okay.

Chargers Vikings, both teams have a lot of guys. Yeah, by the way, people were like, every year, I do the pinky team and they're like, well, you're such a coward for not doing like the chiefs or something. Like, I'm not. The genesis of it is, I'm saying I do not think this team will win the Super Bowl. So it would be disingenuous to be like, I don't think the chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl. You're daring to chiefs. You're daring to chiefs to take your pinky. Right. I don't the Vikings are not going to win the Super Bowl.

And if they do, I will cut off the tip of my pinky. That's the point is like I'm telling you definitively, this team will not win the Super Bowl. If I say the bangles are the cheap, I still think the bangles could win the Super Bowl. So it'd be stupid for me to say that. People want me, they're sickos perverts. Where they want it. We'd bet the Patriots.

And I don't think their odds were good enough before the season like the Vanger Plus 4000. Yeah, they were right on the cusp, because they won the NFC North last year. Yeah, went to the playoffs. They were, you know, in that in that conversation, you had them a few Super future. I know at least one person who put a super. That was me. Yeah.

So I can. 4,000. That's a lot of that's a lot of pluses. Yes. Okay. Next up will I'll do the bears at the end of the first games, just so that people can wait for my saddened. I got a lot of, a lot of things I have to say. Falcons Packers, the Packers blew this game. Kind of yeah, but Arthur Smith is a good coach. No, Arthur Smith is a great coach.

He's a very good coach, it turns out. And he also looks, he's also kind of crazy. And he looks awesome. We thought he was debating going for it at the end of the game instead of kicking the field goal. There was just showing a picture, a close-up of him. That's the angle that you get of a coach that's making an insane decision. Yes, but we have no idea what was actually happening

on the field during that time. I think Koo was just warming up and staying off the field until it was time for him to kick. But the fact that we thought Arthur Smith could do it says a lot about how afraid of Arthur Smith's brain we are. And also Arthur Smith, the mustache is working because you don't know this because you're obviously on the sidelines. The camera loves you. Yeah. The camera was all over art. And he had the cutoff. Oh, he looks so good. He was so stagged. Is Arthur Smith a daddy? He is a Zadi. I think he's a Zadi.

He is a Zadi. He looks like a truck driver that won the lottery and never told anybody about it. Yes. You know, kind of. Yeah, kind of. Yeah, actually, kind of. Like some dude that was in logistics and then got a lot of money and then pretended

to not be in logistics anymore. It was like, I'll just coach football instead. Yeah, that's exactly what Arthur's good looks like. Yeah, you're right. You nailed it. Fun fact about Desmond Ritter, he's now 30 and oh at home as a starter. I said that.

Yeah. On Friday, I said that he had never lost a home game. Yeah. So shout out Desmond Ritter. I like what Arthur Smith does. Like I know fantasy owners again are probably pissed off about the whole Kyle pit situation because they don't really throw them the ball. Yeah.

He's a great decoy though. Yeah. And also watching the games. It's out there. Smith's fault. There's like two guys, three guys that are running with Kyle Pits. And then boom, you get Drake London. That's wide open underneath.

Right. So and Bigeon Robinson is the real deal. He's so fun. He had 172 yards today. He makes people miss. He's so explosive. It unfortunately goes even further to the case of drafting a running back and like let it because he does look faster than ever.

Yeah, he's got those rookie legs. You can tell you can tell when a rookie running back starts to run the ball. Yeah. Yeah, he's got great balance too. Yeah, I think he has the best balance in the NFL to Falcons are fun. Yeah, they might be fun especially when they wear those red helmets and the great how many uniforms awesome combination. Yeah, the the Packers Falcons helmets today were great. I say the Packers blew it because, and again, we're going to get to my own problems. So I know that everyone will reply and be like, oh, worry about yourself. I get it. But the Packers had a 24 12 lead and they ran 10 plays after that lead and they gained seven total yards. Yeah, it's proud.

They needed just first downs and they didn't get a first down. They they punted three times. They were not able, Jordan Love was not able to get him a first down. You didn't get him one of that sneak? No, the one where he... That was the drunkest football players ever looked

on the field without being drunk. It was so funny. Did he even get the ball on that? I know. He did. I think he just dove forward without the ball. He you know what he looked like know what, he looked like. He looked like when you're walking down your stairs at night and you, and you missed the last step, you think there's one more step and you do the fake step. Yeah.

Like, oh, fuck in your whole world. Kind of like, you've just looked at your first. Yeah. He looked like that. It was, it was not good. But yeah, that was, that was a game. The Packers should have won. There were, again, 24 12 and they ran 10 plays offensive plays and gained seven yards

We're gonna pause real quick is there kicking a field goal the two minutes two minutes and 19 seconds left They'll play jays and Sanders the dolphins are kicking a field goal to put the game away to end Hank season to make it a two possession game Week two and the kid's not good. And he's left and Hank is alive. Bella checks on the wind machine. Did Hank is alive. We'll put one with if the patrons get back down to Red Zone.

They're getting back down to Red Zone. We'll we'll let you just narrate it. It's Kenny Cheson night too, Hank. You can't lose on Kenny Cheson night. Wait, what can it what did Kenny Cheson do? He rang the bell. He where at the top of the lighthouse. Oh, I can't lose on Kenny Chesny night. Wait, what, what, what did Kenny Chesny do? He rang the bell. He, where? At the top of the lighthouse. Oh, I got caught that on United States America.

Ding, we should have a little lighthouse counter in the bottom of the YouTube. It's all, it's, it's so ridiculous that the person that does the ceremony before the game at the lighthouse doesn't light the lighthouse. They ring the bell at the top of the lighthouse. They should light the lighthouse. They should be a torch.

Yeah. Can we play a little Olympics? We play a little Falcon schedule game real quick. Yeah, let's look ahead and let's just look ahead real quick. When there was like enemy ships coming into town, they rang the bell. It's like the most important part of the lighthouse. Your success with the lighthouse. We've moved on. Hey, you're talking about the fall. Call review. You're so you all you think about is the lighthouse.

We've already moved on. Batesisters. Falconscons at Lions Jaguars. I mean the thing is the I don't really know what the Falcons are so I don't Like they could win both those games I'm just gonna I'm gonna look at the rest of the schedule and say they will win 55% of their games. Yeah, they don't have a tough schedule How wild they only have one true road game for six weeks. Yeah, it is a lot in game They get they have the Texans and the Cardinals. So those are nice two wins. Yeah, I think the Falcons could be like a nine win team.

They'll be the chance. They have the Bears, also a win. The Colts. Yeah, the Falcons are going to the playoffs. I think so. I'm gonna say it right now. Let's play who's lining his anyway. Can you look up the Falcons at Lions? Falcons at Lions. I'm gonna take Lions

minus three. I'm gonna say Lions minus four. Hank, are you looking at that? No. Oh. Who's Lions in anyway, Hank? Is Belchick wearing a wedding ring on his index finger? That's a weird move. That's a weird move. He's married to the game. Of lacrosse. Yeah. I don't think it's how yet. What do you mean? It's not out yet. I'll just hit. That's a lie. I don't see it. Definitely out. Okay. All right. Well, whose line is it anyway? Jake go find that line for us. Lines minus four. Thank you. Okay. Thanks, Jake. Nailed it. Good job. It came out. It didn't even look. No, no. The line came out in between Winhanks said that and when Jake said it. It was so true. It's going to be driving.

Oh, all right. You're driving. You're driving. All right. Let's do, let's do Colts Texans and then we will pause for the end of this game and then we'll come back with the Bears talk. So Colts Texans, Gardner Ments, you might be the best backup of all time. He's very good. He's so fucking good. So fun when he gets into. best backup of all time. He's very good. He's so fucking good. So fun when he gets into. This today's game was really a story about how God awful the Texans offense line is. Yeah, because I think there were down four players. I think they were basically playing all their all their second stringers, but we always talk about Derek Arts David Carr and his rookie season. He's how he just got sacked. And then he was like a scared dog for the rest of his career because every time we get the ball, I'd be like, oh, shit, I'm about to get hit. Right now CJ Str he just got sacked. And then he was like a scared dog for the rest of his career because every time we get the ball,

he'd be like, oh, shit, I'm about to get hit. Right now, CJ Stroud has been sacked 11 times in two games, which is on pace to smash the record of 76 in 2002 when David Carr. Yeah, he was sacked six times today, just absolutely no time. And they throw it a lot. I think he had like, didn't he have another game where he had like 40 plus pass attempts?

So it's, he's not only like under pressure, but they're also making him throw it a shit load. So CJ Stroud, you have 47 pass attempts, 30 for 47. Yeah, he's gonna get killed. Also from this game, we gave Jake an assignment, and that's to pronounce Kaimi Fairbearance full name. Oh, so's going to get killed. Also from this game, we gave Jake an assignment. And that's to pronounce Kaini Fairbairn's full name. So they showed it on the graphic and it was very small font. Okay, here we go. You got this. John Christian, Kaini, Noa, Al, O, Mecca, Eke, Ok, Kumu, Pa. Oh, really rolled right off the tip of your tongue.

That was beautiful, Jake. Thanks. Fourth and four. And we're going to, you want to talk through this, Hank? Oh, there's time out. All right, so finish up this game. The Colts probably should figure out how not to get Anthony Richardson hurt.

Yeah, he's self-reported the concussion, apparently. And he's been hurt now twice in two games. So we reach the level where we we need Anthony Richardson to protect himself against himself. Probably stop running the ball so much Anthony. Yeah, you look you look awesome when you do it and he's really good when he does it. I would say he looks like the best of the rookie quarterbacks that we've seen so far.

Well, in limited fashion, he only played what like a quarter today. Yeah, but he looked awesome. I did score to touchdown to two touchdowns. Yeah, okay. Yeah the Colts Colts definitively beating the Texans like this not that bad. All right here we go Hank fourth and four Fourth in game shotgun 60 seconds Are you make sure you get two feet inbound Hank all right talk about a Hank Make sure you get two feet in bound Hank. All right talk about it Hank. The lateral lateral lateral quick throw get across you got to get across

Oh, no lateral they did the lateral play lateral push push push oh Oh, I don't think he did. Oh, I think he got it. God what a great. That was great. That was great. They're giving it to him. Let's go. Let's go Hank. Remember Hunter Henry was the Arkansas ladder. I do it now. Yeah, they're reviewing it Hunter Henry was part of the Arkansas ladder. I do it. No, yeah, they're reviewing it He was part of the Arkansas lateral sure little rugby Strange 69 is a great jersey. Oh, that's incredible jersey. Oh, you remember Jordan gross on the panthers He was a gross 69. Yeah, that was awesome. Was that Hunter Henry who do lateral it? No, that's a first down That's a first down that's a first down fight That's a first down. That's a first down. Fight.

You're a fight. You got to fight. Come on, hang. Fight, hang. Fight. Keep fighting. Strange. Light up.

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a disputable evidence though. I think he got it. I think he got it. I think the fact that they ruled it a first down first. Yeah, I think that's it. Right there. Yeah, you can. You can see exactly where it is. You can see where the marker is and his knees down there. This should be a first down should be a first down Come on, and hey, if you're getting stressed out, you should give better help a call. Yes Part of my take is presented by better help and if you ever find that you're trying to fall asleep and your brain suddenly won't stop talking If you ever find that you're trying to fall asleep and your brain suddenly won't stop talking, and maybe your thoughts are racing before bed

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charge. Get a break from your thoughts, Hank, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com slash PMT today, get 10% off for first month. That's BetterHelp.com slash PMT. Okay, I think that's it, Hank. I think the game might be over. That's I think I think the game might be over. Yeah, it's over. I think I think the dynasty might be over. I think the game might be over. That's over. That's bullshit.

You guys definitely had that first. That was the first down. That was the first down. That's bullshit. I don't know what the actual ruling was there, but you got robbed of at least a chit and attempt. Did they blow the whistle before he pitched it back? Was it like a moment before progress?

The evidence was not clear from what I saw. Brutal, all right, so Hank, let's talk about this game real quick. Thoughts. Oh, and two, fought hard in both games. Where are you at now? We're just not giving ourselves, you know, we're not helping

ourselves out. We're not, you know, above average team, we're an average team. When you're an average team, you can't, you know, make mistakes, fumble and the other. When you're in field goal range, you got to convert enough 4th downs, can't throw interceptions. Both games are like you need, you need Mac need Mac you need you need your QB1 to be clutch both games they've had chances to be clutch they you know came up short both times very short But the NFL it's it's It's a little bit. It's a little bit. It's a little bit. It's truly you guys might have played the toughest schedule to start Yeah, definitely two hard games two very hard games And the dolphins are 2 and 0 and look great.

And the Pats could easily be 2 and 0, but they're home to. Well, yeah, that's, don't, that, you learn that from your one week as an Nebraska fan. Yeah. So don't do that. I mean, that was the first round. That's the first round. That was the first round. Uh, Jake Dolphins 2 and 0.

Yeah, 2 and 0. Whatever around on Twitter is telling me it's an asterisk season. Oh. Because of this play. Okay, but I disagree You're two and oh to know Jake will you apologize for being two no? No, I will not good man Dolphins two and oh two road games to at the chargers at the Patriots. Yep on paper It looks really impressive and on the field that looks really impressive Did you hear Mike McDaniel when he was talking about his his first year coaching? How he he was so excited to have his first three game losing streak

Because that's the one thing that he thought that he was like more prepared for than anybody else thought Yeah, it's like keeping your guys together Which is the biggest question we had about McDaniel But he was like yeah, I kept telling my wife. I'm so excited to hit a three game losing streak. Yeah, it's good It makes you appreciate the two-and-a-half start even more. First time I was going to be like 2001. They won the Super Bowl that year. Oh, there you go, Hank.

We're back. We're back. We're back. Which house did they have hurt? Did they have a big lighthouse or the small lighthouse? Oh, I think they were selling the old stadiums on the No-A-Dows. So under that rule, Matt Jones has to get hurt and Malik cutting him. Bailey's out.

Bailey's out? What are you guys laughing about over there? You got a talk. I'm sorry We can't do this camera angle again Chains How short do I look? All right, wait, I'm gonna get I'm gonna be shorter real quick I'll have to watch it all sit up if you're watching on YouTube, welcome back to part of my take. It's a show hosted by I'm former president Jimmy Carter.

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I'm not actually sure this Yeah. I'm not actually true. This person has a lot of work. I'm not a little man. Yeah. It's a parallax effect. You got it. So Hank, you're now saying Super Bowl. No, I mean, that's just what the, you know, Statham trends would be the trend. Yeah. The last time you're on to Super Bowl. Dynasty. The act of friction. So how are you feeling overall about? I mean, Mac Jones the problem is he he has moments where he looks very good Yeah, they defensively offensive loud was terrible. He was getting pressure all night He was scrambling well. He made some good throws. You know the fumble wasn't his fault Interception was

Take just say the ref's fucked you the rest of the fuck you guys were gonna score a touchdown that drive The rest fuck and you were gonna go for two you're gonna win Yeah, I went to his tough the spoiler thing is turning out to not be true Again, I when you said it it made no sense every game's gonna be a battle. This is spoiler This isn't you know this was gonna be the most fun season for you the good thing is you guys have You're literal like get right is the jets. That's nice. Yeah next week. That's nice. You'll I mean Zach Wilson that's That has to feel comforting yeah, like you you is that in Fox World to I don't know No, that's in the metal lands and then you go in two Dallas. Oh, that team is gonna

go in two Dallas. Oh, that team. It's my good. That is your super role. Split Jersey. That is your super role in the regular season. Has to be a home game. Oh, please get a Zikolian split jersey. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You have a really. That would rule. Uh, to with another really good

night too. He's to is good. So same with the room. He most. Except for when he turned his ankle on that one play, that looked bad And having a guy named Vin Ginkgo on your team is just he's a monster He's a monster. I thought mang maybe you can correct me if I'm wrong, but at the start of that drive Were you were you doing the two of fingers? What hold my fours up. Are you sure? Yeah, you were we're gonna move around a little bit

It looked like the two of fingers how many many of the fingers was he holding up? I was on the four. I don't know. I'm just, some of my notice. Yeah, four, four, four down, fourth quarter. Congrats, Jake, two and a half. Thanks. You two. Astrix. Yep.

Yeah, big time, Astrix. That, that play should have been a first down just by how cool it was. Yeah, straight into 69. How are you gonna cut that guy forward? All sorts of linemen getting a first down and, you know, to extend the game. Just be like, hey, let's play this out.

We need someone in the review booth. It's like, do we want more football or less football? Well, I think that it wasn't directly down the line either. It's like the PFTJ thing. It was a parallax effect angle that they use to reverse it. There's sometimes there are plays that are just awesome enough where there should be somebody with common sense. Like you said, there are reviews and they're like,

this play was too cool. Right. We can't erase this play from football history. And also right now that play is now erased from the memory of all football. And there's 30 seconds left. And the minute this game ends NFL Sunday is over. Yeah. Let's extend it a little bit.

Let us watch it. Oh, we get two games tomorrow. We get to games tomorrow. I love two games on Monday. Two games on Monday's rules. All right. Let's do it. Let us watch it. Oh, we get two games tomorrow. We get two games tomorrow. I love two games on Monday. Yeah, two games on Monday's rules. Alright, let's do it. Box 27 pairs 17. Um, it's over. It's over. What's over? It's over. The Justin Fieldger. It's over. He's not the guy, it's bad. It's probably the like most disheartening heartbreaking realization to be like, I put all my blind faith into this. I spent all summer being like, this is going to be awesome. He's awesome. The Bears have never had a quarterback this awesome. Nothing looks good. And every problem that I knew in the back of my head was there has jumped up. We got the bad screenshots.

He doesn't seem like he's seeing the field well. I know the screen game is stupid, but it's also him like he's not he's not able to get it down the field. I know the offensive line sucks, but again, it's Justin fields. Like he has not made any of the steps forward that you wanted as a passer that I was hoping for this year. And I now officially think it's over. Yeah, but it might not be. Remember how good he looked on that first drive. Yeah, I listen.

Of course, he could like maybe things change in the rest of the year. Looks incredible. And this is the lowest point of the season. But the bears have lost 12 straight games. They have not won a game since October 24th. They're a bad team. They're a bad franchise. They're never going to have the right quarterback. It's just sucks. It's all over. They're never going to have the right quarterback. It's just sucks. It's all over. They're going to find a way, even with two first-run picks, to have us not get Drake, Mayor, Kale, Williams,

or one of those guys will suck because the Bears will always have a sucky quarterback. It's over. I'm back to just the bottom of the bottom. It's over. It's really, really sad. I spent the entire game just like, siging deep size and clenching my stomach pillow.

It's just over. I don't think that he's going to end up being what he needs to be to be a good NFL quarterback. And it kills me because I root for him so hard. He's such a great guy. And I want him to be good because he's so electric. But some of the things that he's missing, you just can't miss that one, that one screenshot where there's a guy running wide open up the scene and it ends up being a sack.

Like those are plays that you have to be able to make year three as a quarterback or at least start being able to make them to start be able to make year three as a quarterback or at least start being able to make them to start being able to see the progression to be like you can keep building it as of this moment. None of it is there. And it's just a terrible terrible field. So how much goes on him? How much goes on the coaching? I think it's, I think it's everyone's to blame. I think Hebrew Fluss is is, I mean, you can't losing 12 games in a row is bad. The defense is bad. And he's a defensive coach.

He was the DC today and Baker Mayfield, who I like, looked awesome. Baker Mayfield was able to do anything. Mike Evans had more yards receiving than the Bears had net passing yards. That's a problem. Like that's a, the whole thing is a joke. So I, I know people thought I was going to be like, oh no, I still have hope. I don't. I have no hope.

I hope maybe something crazy happens and I'm like completely surprised and somewhere along the line this year, he proves that he is the guy I've always wanted him to be and that I hope he is. But as of right now, as it's standing week two and I know over reactions can always be dangerous, but this isn't an overreaction. This is a accumulation of everything that we've seen, hoping that it would start to piece itself together, and we have not seen any signs of that happen. We're reaching the point where it'd almost be worse if Justin Fields and the second half of the season had flashes of excellence again. Correct. And then you had to go through another off season being like,

I think I believe in Justin Fields again. Right. And I don't know what happened to him. Like, whatever they they worked with him on this off season, he looks like a different guy. The problem is I think that he he's not trusting himself. And he's waiting for guys to get Ohio State open. And that doesn't happen to NFL.

Like you can't wait for guys to be wide open. Like the timing is off. What he's seeing is off. He'll have a couple throws here and there that touchdown to chase Claypool, who shadow chase Claypool for saving his career by showing up early today and scoring a touchdown. But it just doesn't when you're watching it, you have to be honest, none of it looks good right now

and none of it looks like it's going in the right direction. So what other conclusion would I have to be then it's over? Like you, again, maybe something clicks and maybe everything changes. And if that happens, I'll be the happiest person in the world. But if I have to like objectively Analyze it as of this second. It's not good and it's I don't see how it gets better

So it sucks. Yeah, it's not a really depressing day. It was it was so much fun last year to watch bears games and have them be exciting Right, it felt like it was a different franchise that you were watching Yeah, they're defense sucked ass and they were getting beat a lot, but it was still fun. It was fun football. Now it's just back to being like depressing bears football at all. Right. And it's like back to square one, back to trying to figure out what happens, like going forward, because you know, the cap,

you got a lot of cap, you got all these picks, but like the most important position in all of professional American sports is the quarterback and the bears as a franchise have never been able to figure out the quarter. Do you think it's something to do with Ohio State quarterbacks that the receivers are too good in college. I mean, and that's why they don't pay out in the NFL because like you said, you don't get college open. I don't know and maybe, you know, like it's sick to say, but like I want Justin feels to be good so bad that like if he went somewhere else and got good I'd be like, okay, I'm rooting for him. Yeah, I'm rooting for him. Yeah, and and it just right now It's just I have to be honest and I have to say that it none of it none of it looks good

And none of it looks like it's going in the right direction. It pains me to hear you like this It was really really depressing. It was so much better for the show when you have an extreme amount of hope. And then it gets stolen from you. And now it's heartbreaking fashion. Now I'm actually legitimately saying, like are the Bears the worst team in the NFL? They might be. I don't know,

because the way they've been playing and the way they look, and like the bucks, like they were in this game, which is crazy. They made it a three point game, and then what happened to pick six like, and then another interception. So it's just, and that was the story last year

where there were in games in the fourth quarter, nothing, you know, nothing good would happen. There was like bad pick six too. Yeah, we're like, all screen pass. Yeah, we're like, no, he's building. It's fine. Like winning games is not important right now. At some point losing 12 games in a row is a problem for everyone. Yeah.

So the coaches, for the players, for everyone. Like, you can't lose 12 games in a row and be like, oh no, we're building something here. Yeah, and whose first round pick do you have? We have the Panthers. So you have Panthers and yours. Right. Which, I mean, maybe it'll be one, two.

I was saying that during the stream, I was like, is any team ever had one, two? You're going to have a... It's so depressed. A very interesting decision to make. If the bearers stink and end up getting like a pick in the top five, maybe even two picks in the top five. No, if they have the number one pick,

you have to take kill booms. Yeah, that's, I don't care how the rest of the season goes, you just have to because. But then the world should get mad at the bearers for taking kill of Williams and probably really. Robbing us, yeah. Robbing the world of kill of Williams. I actually know this wall works.

It was, it's really hardbing us. Yeah, robbing the world of terrible. I actually know this wall works. It was it's it's it's really hard to continue to like to love and get hurt. That's really what your full your full big guess. Yeah, because I really like a fool. I yeah, I feel like a real fool because I really fell in love again. Yeah. And I back to square one where I just have always been where this team just never does anything right. And it's just it hurts.

It really hurts. So I can't wait to fall in love again and have the same thing happen. It will happen. People get to watch it. I'll fall in love with someone new and then on my heart broken again. I'm like the everyone knows like, you know, like the girl who's in like her like early 40s like will she ever find someone? No, probably not.

It's probably been too long now. Was that movie, was it 21 dresses? Yeah, I don't know. I'm that, I'm that. Like, yeah, I hate, will he ever find the one he loves? No, you know, you just be a slut for the rest of your life. Yeah, I just gotta keep like, like I, it's, it's really sad, but it's like,

hey, you got a good life, you know, you got good friends, you have a great job, you got a good family, like don't worry about it friends. You have a great job. You get a good family. Like, don't worry about it. But then all I do is worry about. People, literally all I do is worry about it. People would hate to show if we all had good winning teams. Oh my God.

We were just stunting on everything. Oh, I was actually thinking about that. If the Bears ever got good, or the Badgers like won a big, like if the Badgers won a national title, people would fucking despise me. Yeah. They just love, I'm a punching bag, people would fucking despise me. Yeah. They just love.

I'm a punching bag, which I'm fine being one, but it hurts. The guy, I'm sick of getting punched. I still think he'll be okay. I don't. I think he'll be okay. What define okay? They just need to run that first drive series.

But defenses know what to do now, and they know not to let them run, and they know to make them a pocket. He seems like he's afraid of running. Sometimes like. He'll break in. He'll get out outside the tackle box and you'll see the little light bulb go on above Justin field. It's had him be like, Oh, I could run it. No, Justin. That's a bad Justin. Try to pass the ball. Do you know what it is? I think what's happening this season is he's really trying his absolute hardest to be a pocket passer and throw and and learn how to throw the

ball at an NFL level. And the problem is he's trying to stay in the pocket and do the right things. And that gives him no time. Like, you'll see it multiple times during the game where the light bulb will go off. I'm like, I got to run, but it's too late because it's the NFL. And if you if you if you try your hardest to be the pocket passer and then the very last second try to run you're going to get a 300 pound guy like jumping on your back. He's thinking last year he was he would run a lot. Yeah. He wouldn't try to pass as much. He would just run. He'd take off and run. He's thinking too much. It's it is it is the cycle of death when it comes to a quarterback that's so awesome with their legs where they are good running the ball,

and then they think, well, no, I need to dial it back to extend my career. I need to be more of a pocket passer, and then you lose everything that you loved about the guy and everything that made him an awesome player, and then eventually he'll get back to the cycle of, fuck it, I'm gonna use my legs and scramble. Right.

And when he gets back to that point, then he's gonna be fun to watch again, and then he'll be like, well, if I really wanna make it in this league, I gotta learn how to be a pocket passer, not run all the time. They have the chiefs next week. In every way.

What if you win? Whose line is it anyway? I did that whole thing today. Chiefs, I got myself so pumped up today. Oh, chiefs aren't like, chiefs, they're not juggernauts. Seven and a half. Yeah, it's more.

It's seven and a half sounds right to me. I think it's nine. What is it? Four, seven and a half sounds right to me. I think it's I think it's nine What is it more 11 11 12 13. Oh my god. The bears are I'm a best bear makes sense that's how bad the bears are let's ride on the bears. Yeah, like 13 point spreads are only for very bad teams Yeah, that's that's really bad and then we play the Broncos Which maybe we'll be able to win because Broncos can't get out of their own way. And then I have to figure out what tattoo I'm gonna get. Oh yeah, Thursday night football.

Cause I'm gonna have to get a tattoo. Like the Bears aren't gonna win that game. There's the commanders are gonna play down. No, they are not gonna win that game. They're really bad. I think you guys are being nice friends and being like, maybe it will change. They're bad.

I just want you to have a bad team and a bad organization and it will never ever be different. And that's it. The bucks are good, by the way. The Baker is awesome. Baker is fun. I'm telling you, I think his teammates love playing with him. He's like, put his head down.

He's running people over. He's getting people's faces talking shit. You get to see the old confident cocky Baker. It's fun. Yeah. He's a two and a half. No interceptions. 490 yards, three TDs. No interceptions. Tom Brady never went to and no with no interceptions with the box. Oh, interesting. Hmm. Very interesting. Baker is Baker better than Tom. I think maybe it is cool to see Baker like reinvigorize invigorated and like Play really good football. Yeah, it's it's fun to watch Okay, that was enough about the bears Baker though

Grats a baker box for fun and if see South not so bad. Yeah, it happens every year We think we know everything when the season starts right and then we get proven to be fucking more on NFC West better than we thought we never learn anything. Yes. We never learn anything Commanders though to know to know 35 33 a very fun game I will not be apologizing for being to know the last time the commanders were to know was 2011 with the original rg3 wrecks Grossman the third as a quarterback This was an awesome second half. First half stunk. We stunk in the first half. Russell Wilson. I don't know what it is about him. He's really good in

the first half. Maybe it's the altitude. It's crazy. I think the Broncos just go into every game with a great game plan, use all their good plays and then they suck. Yeah, right off the bat. They came out hot. They were thrown deep to mims Russell Wilson looked like old Russell Wilson Now he looks like old Russell Wilson. Yes in the second half. Yes The defensive line best defensive line in football. I stand by that tied with the Eagles They were all over the place all over the place sweat Allen pain young played pretty well chase young They said he was on a pitch count coming in and then he was just like fuck it I want to play every down if you let me and he did all right chase young played pretty well. Chase Young, they said he was on a pitch count coming in and then he was just like, fuck it, I want to play every down if you let me. And he did all right. Chase Young played pretty good. But when you have that entire defensive line and Chase Young as

a bonus, then yeah, they're really, really fucking good on defense. Yeah. I mean, the commanders are fun, even with Sam Hall spinning around every single place. Yeah, he's just scary. He likes his spins, but he, I, listen, I feel like Sam Howell, the word to describe him this week, I think last week it was Moxie, maybe Poise this week, I think he looks sharp. Is he three and oh is a starter? Yeah, he's three and oh is a starter. You don't do that by accident.

You don't, you beat the Cowboys. Right. You beat a couple good teams in there. The Cardinals defense obviously elite, but Sam Howell looks couple good teams in there. Um, the Cardinals defense obviously elite, but uh, Sam howl looks pretty good. Good enough. I think Sam howl is good enough to win 10 games this season. Yeah, I With the rest of that defense. I think the commanders are a, you know, You could you could make the argument and I'm not making these argument

But be like oh, they put the Cardinals and Broncos. It doesn't matter. You came back from 21 to three like that's You have to have something to be able to do that. Yeah, so the the last time that the commanders came down from 18 points on the road to win before today Was November November 4th 1990 Shout out Grant Wilson for that fact. So there's scoring points the the cameras always on B enemy on the sidelines Revers probably going to get a little bit pissed off at that. Yes, that it's there they're basically anointing him the next head coach. Well, Rivera's coach dropped to 100. Yeah, 100. And we did see Riverboat Ron today. You did. We did see it when he went for two. He was he was playing like a little bit on that knife's edge. And I think that I think he was pissed off at Sean

Payton. And he'd never beat the Broncos. Congratulations to Ron Rivera for finally beating the Broncos. Yeah, 2015 Super Bowl revenge game. Yeah, yeah, that's because I forget. I also love Brian Robinson with how tall he runs. Yeah, you don't see that very often. Running back, running as tall as he does. In high school, your coach would be like, you're running scared. Yeah, you run that tall, but he runs like like he loves contact when he gets out in the open

You're like what's going on right now? Why is this isn't a running back? Yeah, you're just we're very used to how tall is he is a human being? I want to say over six two six two you don't see running backs at all and the way he runs I'm always like what's going on here six one two twenty eight. Yeah, he's a fucking monster He is a monster. He loves running directly at people and softening them up. He's very fun to watch.

I'd like to see him bounce it away from contact occasionally, but he does. He just picks the guy. He's like, okay, I'm gonna run directly at your face. And it's crazy how many, like, the commanders for everything that happened with Dance Knighter and the franchise, like, they've drafted very well because they have a lot of fucking good play.

Well our strategy is draft the biggest guy from the SEC that you can find. It's a great strategy. And it's a good strategy. It's a really good strategy. The Eagles are doing the same thing. Yes, well there's just basically Georgia, which is the cream of the SEC.

But yeah, I feel good about the commanders for the first time in like 30 years. So I'm gonna ride this wave, okay? Yes. I'm going to be insufferable as long as we keep winning. And I've already talked myself into the possibility of us beating the bills at home next week. I feel like the defensive line is good enough where they can get at Josh, make them

uncomfortable. And then the offense as long as if Sam plays today, I'll give Sam B plus. It was a birthday boys. Sam, how Terry McClure, and birthday on Saturday for Sam, birthday on Sunday for Terry. They kissed at midnight like me and big cat do every year in part of my take. And they had that connection. I was a sick ass jump all they threw down field. I'll say this, if the commanders are three and one, they're for real. Yeah, because they play the bills and the Eagles. Yep. So if they split those, they're for real. Yep.

That's that's a good test to have. So if they split those, they're for real. Yep. That's a good test to have. I think they're gonna be an average to above average team this year, which is to me, that's like my super one. The NFC Beast is 7 and 1. Shout out to the NFC Beast because they're 7 and 1. It's the first time since 1989

that a division has been 7 and 1. And the only loss is against themselves. We eat ourselves, we eat ourselves. Yeah. As for the Broncos, um, uh, fun fact that I completely memory hold, uh, Nathaniel Hackett was two and one with the Broncos start the season. Oh, I didn't know that. Did you? Yeah. Yeah. That was shocking. Well, because the week one loss was so bad that it's so bad that it counted as five. They, they. They beat the Texans week two and then they beat the 49ers and that member that we are to 11 10 game in week three.

What was it? What was the Texans game? Wasn't that another ugly win? It was an ugly win, but they were two and one under Nathaniel Hackett. They're 0 and two under Sean Payton. I know that doesn't. Sean Payton's a way better coach than Nathaniel Hackett, but that's kind of crazy. Sean Payton's very happy that they're own two right now.

Yeah, very happy. No, the thing you'll have, Nathaniel Hacking is very happy that Sean Payton is own two right now. Yes, yes. I don't know what the fix is for the Broncos. Just do the first quarter plays in all four quarters. I've said it before. Why don't, why don't if team scripts work so great, you do the 15 plays and then you just

run it from 15 to one. And then you also you hit the flip button. Yeah. So you just reverse the. Yeah, you do one. Yeah, one to 15, 15 to one, then one to 15 again flipped. Yep. Pretty easy. And then 15 to one flipped pretty. And then the game we could be O.C. at that point. That's 60 plays. That's how I did in Madden. Yeah. It was very easy to do. I mean, the Broncos almost won this game at the very end. The commanders played awesome in the second half. And then the Broncos have the Hail Mary at the end of the game. And that was that was a low point for me. Uh, Russell's crazy. Russell Wilson through a great Hail Mary ball. He throws it really high, came down, got

tipped like four times, ended up in the end zone. At that point, I thought the game was over. It was like, okay, we lost, we lost. And then people will say there was pass and interference on the two point conversion. To them, I say, did they call it? Did they call it? I don't think they did. No.

And I will not be apologizing for being two and a. They did not call it. Not gonna apologize. So it was not a pass and a fair. It was not PI. I thought it was just let the boys play, let the game be decided on the field not by the stripes Great job by the officials keeping the flag in their pocket

And then yeah again chase young played pretty well So if we can get like 75% of his ability I'm gonna be very happy boy also winning in Denver in September is very hard to do very hard I'm gonna gas you up until the commanders get really good and then I'm gonna be jealous, a jealous bitch about it. No, please, I expect nothing less. And again, as low as I can get, now I can feel your enthusiasm, I'm very excited for you. So it's like that fine line where like I'll continue to be excited. If you win a playoff game, I'm gonna be like, fuck you bitch, I want everything you've got. Like, I'm gonna fuck your tires and key your car, you mother you bitch. I want everything you've got. Like, I'm gonna fucking cut your tires and key your car.

You mother fucking bitch. Oh, if I win the Super Bowl, if the commander's win the Super Bowl this year and don't look at me like that Max when I even said that, Max fuck you dude. Yeah, you piece of shit. Fuck you, see this is, this is where I will always have your back

because it's these fuckers like Max, who, and Hank is already like a different person. He's back to humble pie. Like he's changed, but these fuckers like Max, we're like, my teams always fucking good. Yeah, Max. I mean, let's just not get ahead of ourselves. You beat the Cardinals and Cardinals great defense. And the Broncos. Yeah. And Sam Houd just spins on every time. Okay, you beat two O and two teams as well. Good point. Huh. Fine, interesting.

Fine. Also coming off a Super Bowl. Now, Matt, sure. Obviously, Super Bowl appearing. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh mean, it's like Billy when he's like, yeah, I served. Under no circumstances, do I think that the commanders will win a Super Bowl this year? I don't think that. I'm saying if they won a Super Bowl,

I would be such a dickhead, and I would love being an asshole. I would love just tasting that. But here's a fun thing, PFT, because you were trying to give me hope being like, what if Justin Fields turns into being a good quarterback? I think that it's the same chances.

As the manor's winning a super, Justin feels being good. It could happen. It could. I would love that for the show. But I could. If I won a Super Bowl and then Justin Fields was like a pro Bowl starter. It could be great for everybody. Anything could happen. It could happen. I'm also on, I'm on Josh Harris watch. Well, at the end of the game, uh, Josh Harris gave the game ball to Ron Rivera. Nice. Last week, Ron, he gave the game ball to Josh Harris. Oh, if you're a player and you see like,

your coach and your owner are getting the game balls at some point, aren't you? Like, what the fuck? I hope they just keep giving it back to each other. Yeah. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Like if I'm Rivera, I'm definitely giving a game ball to Josh Harris if we win the next home game. Yeah, it's great for job security. And Ron Rivera knows how to keep a job, just keep giving the game ball to the guy that signs your paychecks.

But I watched him in the locker room. I watched Josh Harris. He was wearing that same burgundy polo shirt that he wore during handshake game. He likes it. It's interesting because that polo shirt does not have the commander's logo on it. It doesn't say commanders.

It's like his own burgundy shirt that he brings from home. I think the names get in change. I think we're going back to football team after this season. If football team are hogs, those are the two answers. Yep, are red hogs. I'd be happy with that too. Hogs would rule. Hogs would be so sick.

Hogs would be awesome. It's a no-brainer. But yeah, congrats to the commanders to know to know next week will be very, very interesting. Very interesting. That's a weird way to say that. Why? Well, I don't know. That feels nerd. Pills minus three in in in Ralejohn, Maryland. What's it? What's actually fascinating about the commander's season so far. and I know they're about to play their second home game. They've only had one, but it's weird seeing a stadium where you have a home field advantage. And we're going to have a home field advantage. And it's

crazy. Yeah, because in the past, it was just nobody was there. And if you were there, you were wearing the other team's colors. Like when the Steelers came to town, it was like 90% Yengers and the stadium. Just I mean, waking up two and oh, waking up to an O. Waking up to an O is good. I'm gonna read all the articles. I'm gonna watch all the morning shows. I'm gonna get mad when they don't mention Sam Hal is being like one of the better quarterbacks

in the NFC. I'm gonna do all the crazy fan shit that I've missed doing. Yeah, yeah. Okay, next up. Wait, before the season started, Hank and I had a little debate about who you'd rather have Mac Jones or Sam How hmm where do you stand on that night Jones? Okay. Yeah, yeah, okay. See to know is not Sam is and it was a much worse teams Okay, okay I mean you are what you said your record says you are where you sing minus three by the way

I'm seeing six and a half six and a half Yeah, that's three. Yeah, that's the hammer time. I love I love the commanders. I love them You if you love them in minus three or plus three you've got to love them at six and a double my bet Okay, next up 49ers Rams 49ers 30 Rams 23 49ers are wagon. They are this was this was like kind of a flex by the 49ers because Brock Pretty didn't even play that great like he missed some deep shots that this could have been a blowout and the 49ers still kind of had this game like yeah the Rams were Rams are way better than I thought that were going to be and Puku and Nukuah is incredible. He's got he's broke the record today. 25 catches

in his first two games total. Yeah, which is a record for most catches in your first two NFL games. Yeah, turns out Matt Stafford can still throw the fucking football. Oh, he's awesome. It's got like a laser arm, but it was more to me like the 49ers didn't play. I don't know, like, it was like a B game, B minus game on offense, and they still were able to win. How much of that would you say differently if the Rams didn't kick a meaningless fuel goal at the end of the game to cover the spread?

That was an all time move. I would say that they spiked it before too. I would say that the 49ers beat the shit out of the Rams, but since the Rams covered, it's like, they didn't play their best game, but they won. Yeah, but yeah, at the end of the game, Sean McVay knows the spread. I don't don't know like who he was really trying to appease on that unless he knows that the ownership like the boosters.

Yeah, the boosters bet on the, the alum bet on the Rams every game. And yeah, that was an ultimate, ultimate meaningless, but very meaningful field goal. Yes, yes. And the 49ers do own the Rams outside of the NFC. Yeah. I pitch a game. I think it's nine regular season games, which I saw that I think the 49ers official account tweeted that that's you shouldn't tweet that.

Yeah. When you say nine last regular season games, everyone's like, wait, but what why did you say regular season? Yeah. What's interesting? And it's like the most important game. Yeah. One that won the Rams Super Bowl.

Yeah. On the way to is Super Bowl. Yep. On the way to the Super Bowl. So yeah, the 49ers though, they, it's gotta be kind of scary. Actually, hey, this is a good way to bring you back in. As when the Patriots were like winning Super Bowls, was there a part of you like week two, like the 49ers, if you could just start the playoffs

right now, just do it. The only bad thing that can happen for the rest of the season is injuries. Yes. Is there a scare part of that? Because I know you have to play the whole season out, but they are so good. And I think they are the best team in football right now. The regular season just feels like the preseason for the playoffs. And you're just hoping for no injuries. Right. Because even the losses, that's where everyone would always try and, you know, the Patriots are bad, the Patriots are bad. But when you have a good team, that's as stacked as they are, you're like, bad games will happen, but we're just waiting for the playoffs. Yeah. So get the number one seed, get a buy. That's it. That it shows up.

Just coast a little bit. Going back to skip Bayless's Proclamation week one, that if the Super Bowl were week one, the 49ers would have won. Week two, I would say the bills. If the Super Bowl is week two, the Buffalo Bills will be World Champion. They would have even been in the playoffs though. They had no wins. That's a good point. Yeah.

They would have been on the outside looking. Yeah. By the way, Brock Pertie, so he did miss some big time like shot plays. I though think that Brock Pertie, we should start talking about Brock Pertie's greatness as it relates to Matt Campbell and the meltdown that Matt Campbell's career has had. If you missed it, Matt Campbell who's still the coach of Iowa State, they lost to Ohio, at Ohio, Maxion this weekend. And then this little short guy on the way, because it's a max school. So it's basically, it looks like a high school stadium. Matt Campbell

was walking off the field. And this guy was like, you're on the hot seat. And Matt Campbell turned around and had to be held back from trying to fight this guy. And it made me realize Matt Campbell was was he was being talked about for the USC job. Yeah. He was the hottest name in football. And NFL. Yeah. And NFL. He could have picked any job he wanted. Maybe it was all Brock Pertie. He's a system coach. Maybe it was all Brock Pertie. Brock Pertie deserves more credit for getting Matt Campbell to a point where all these schools were considering hiring him. Because since that moment, he's done nothing. And well, yeah, and Brock Pertie has done everything. And he looks, to a point where all these schools were considering hiring him because since that moment,

he's done nothing. And, well, yeah, and Brock Purti has done everything and he looks, he's such a great middleman in terms of getting the ball from the center into Debo Samuel's hands. Right. And, or Brandon Ayuk and just letting him cook. Right. So, I think Brock Purti deserves even more credit and his status should go up even more when you talk about how bad it's gone from that Campbell since. Yeah, that's fair.

Yeah, that's fair. One in the same. So that was all Brock Purti. I love it when Debo gets the ball on the outside and then he breaks a couple tackles and then you're like, oh, is he gonna get out of bounds? And then he just does like the little swim move and keeps hopping back inside.

Yeah. And then goes into the end zone. I feel like he does that every week. It's also just insane. There's two teams. I guess the chiefs too, although their offense has looked clunky so far, but the dolphins in the 49ers, when they're humming on offense, it looks like every single player is faster than the defense. Yeah. Like Christian McCaffrey, when he gets the ball, is already running at

full speed before he even gets the whole. I love that Christian McCaffrey was talking shit today. It's always surprising to me when he, and he like, it's like watching a corgi bark at somebody. After he gets tackled and gets up in their face and starts yelling at him, it's like, wait, you're Christian McAfry, you're, you're, you're not really like a shit talker, but I like it. I like the fire.

I'm actually surprised though that the 49ers skill position players don't talk more shit knowing Trent Williams is there. Yeah, you can just talk shit and your big friend will handle it. There was a clip that more shit knowing Trent Williams is there. Yeah, you can just talk shit and your big friend will handle. There was a clip that went viral of Trent Williams and his run blocking and his technique. And it's so fun to watch and play

because he'll do shit that you don't see another offensive line and do in the league. He'll like get over your back and then push you down from like the back of your waist and just shove you straight down into the ground. He doesn't always just line up straight up against you and and and pancake you. He'll like get weird angles on you because he gets bored just dominating people the right way. Yeah. He wants to masculate you. He's awesome to watch. He's also crushing the pancake game for Hank. Oh, yeah. Hank, you got that going for you. What's the standings of pancakes? Oh, seven eggs.

It takes a few to go. Okay, but we won Hank was dominated. Yeah, something look at you. He's got all that. It's not all bad. All right, before we finish up with the last two games, let's do one last ad and then we will talk about the jets with Mimsy boy. Yeah, before we get back to the games, I want to talk to you about the league, baby, the league. It's one of our best sponsors. The league, it's a dating app and they just launched a new feature for gold diggers to find each other. Wait, I had to read that twice. It's actually gold diggers, GOAL, like field gold, not gold diggers.

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Danny Dimes in the second half was phenomenal. So is sake one. So is sake one. Danny Duel Threat. He was running all over the place. People are saying that like, oh, well, the Cardinals are tanking. No, I think the Giants just finally woke up. They started the season in a 60 did nothing whole, which is pretty hard to do.

Big hole. Big hole. But yeah, the giants like that, that feels like a season saved today. Because if they had lost the Cardinals, they played the 49ers on Thursday night football. It could have easily been an 0 and 3 start. That, they saved their season in the second half. Yeah, whatever happened at halftime with Brian Dable, he probably lit into him pretty good. Probably threw a party for six year olds. Yeah. Yeah, no parties on Saturday night this time, Jake. 1-0 following, throwing six year old birthday parties this year.

No, he's 1-1. 1-1. Because he had that's a bad set, Jake. 1-0 after not following the party. Yeah, yeah. 1-0 since the game after his birthday party for a six year old Yeah, they let this be a lesson to all you coaches out there. Don't celebrate your children Right don't tell them they're great. Yeah coach. Yeah, you could your job is to coach not to be a dad

You're coaching for your job. There is like it. There's six months that you get to be a dad and then six months where all you think about is football Shout out Cortez being out there. Cortez, if you don't know Cortez, he's a Cardinal Super fan. He has a helmet. He wears full jersey, pads, helmet, and the helmet. It looks like he's trying to make the high school roster. He just has a tape and it says Cortez across the helmet. And he's the best.

It's a helmet from like 1973. Does absolutely no good protecting Cortez. None. and he's the best. It's a helmet from like 1973. It does absolutely no good protecting Cortez. None. Well, he's got a thick skull, he'll be fine. Yeah. The other great fan of the day was the guy that was in the crowd wearing the Duke New York Giants, the Daniel Jones Superfan, the most hateable person a lot.

Very much, very much most hateable person ever. But the Giants look good. They look good in the second half. And listen, I'm rooting for the NFC beast. I want I want it to be I take pride in my division. They did. So happy to see the comeback. The Cardinals did run all over the giants.

It was pretty shocking how much James Conner, every single, he every single time he touched the ball, he just like ripped off a 10 yard run. Yeah. So I don't know. 49ers can run the ball. Mm-hmm. So that might be a problem on Thursday. Oh, let's play who's on his anyway on Thursday

Where's that it's in San Francisco to do the Giants are staying out west at the Green Briar They're staying out west of the Green Briar. Okay. I'm gonna say Six and a half forty Niners seven and a half oh Seven flat 10 10 whoa, I still like the Niners disrespectful. I Like it's kind of like that. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, that feels like Niners. Yeah, although they are staying out West Daniel Jones look good in the second half and they're staying out West PFT

That's true. It's a one was paying up the Raiders stayed out East this is and they got Yeah, I'm out the raiders. Yeah, the Raiders didn't stay out east. They went they just went east prematurely. Yeah Yeah, they went further. You know who else went east too early when he sure enough. Mm-hmm each man each man Okay, last game cowboys jets when he's too early, when he's sure enough. Each man. Each man. Okay, last game. Cowboys Jets. Memes.

Cowboys 30, Jets 10, me and something. Would you like to start? I have a question for the group that we can talk about after, but you wanna give us your quick. You said Zach Wilson didn't play that bad. He didn't play that bad. So you're doubling down.

In the first half. Oh, okay. Well, he's Mr. Fourth. He's definitely good in the fourth, right? No, it unraveled. What happened? Oh, no. You're in your interceptions, did he?

Okay, so, means here, I'll use a thought starter and you can go off this. Okay. Is there a chance that Mika to you, Mika to the rest of us, Mika Parsons is the best football player alive. I know obviously Patrick Mahomes exists, but Mika Parsons is watching him play football. He, he is faster and stronger than everyone else on the football field. It's fucking insane.

He was everywhere. He had two sacks, nine pressures, three tackles for a loss. He had a play where he just ripped the ball out of Dalvin Cook's hands. He's just every single play he's faster and better than everyone. There was one where he sacked Zach Wilson and then he crawled like a dog for like nine seconds. Yeah. And he was faster crawling on his hands and knees than I would be if I was sprinting. Yeah.

It was very impressive stuff. Do other one where Zach Wilson's kept on trying to reset his throwing motion. Yeah. And Michael Parsons just buried him. I know it might be a hot take, but he might as we're sitting here right now, he might be the best football player. Like football player. I feel like he's the most emasculating football player to go up against.

He'll just dominate you. He must've fucked up part about it is they drafted Zach Wilson over him. Oh no. Well, you can't do that because he went, I mean, Zach Wilson stays. No, actually, you know what? It's, it's, they drafted Devante Smith over Michael Parsons.

Michael Parsons was the pick after. Devante Smith is a wide receiver on the Eagles. Yeah, I'm saying the jazz. I wide receiver on the Eagles. Yeah. I'm saying the jazz. I know, but the Eagles, you can't say like the second pick to the 11th pick, although I guess that would be, I know as a mystery that, but like you guys needed a quarterback. You can't do that. And they draft them off of one throw at the combo.

Okay, so you do agree, Zach Wilson, like you need another quarterback this year. You didn't play that bad in the first half that made it seem like, all right, if the defense could get a stop, which they didn't do today. Yeah, that's the concerning part is that yeah, you're right. Zach Wilson wasn't like laughably hilarious. Let's all make fun of Zach Wilson bad in the first half. But your defense, which is supposed to be one of the best in the entire league was pretty bad. Dallas's offense was awesome. Today, Dacquist was great. The running game was great. They were like perfectly balanced, just shredding what should be one of the best defenses in the in the league. So I am a Cowboys hater, but I will acknowledge I'll acknowledge a knowledge of fact that is objectively true. The Cowboys scored 50 points before allowing a point to start the season. The first team to score 50 points before allowing one since the Chargers and Bears in 2006.

They're historically good so far. The Cowboys are a very good football team. You ran into a bus on today memes, but it would be like you would have liked to see your strong units, be strong units Yeah, so like the only kind of positive swing you could try to turn is that the Cowboys are the best team in the NFL right now. Oh Okay But if they play somebody and Again, they stink like that press got throws interceptions, which you should have done today

Which you didn't it looked like the greatest offensive all time. No, he looks good today. We have to give Dak credit when he looks good. He looks good. They had 44 minutes of possession. Oh, it's pretty good. How many minutes are there? Six, six, six.

Soft dropped in a pick six in the first half. The game's different if Soft, if Soft picks that off. Yeah. Yeah, they take the lead. So it's just if soft if sauce picks that off. Yeah, they take a lead. So it's bad. It's just so you're so angry. So it's so mad. What's going to happen is the jets aren't going to do the fun thing. They're not going to get James Winston even though they absolutely should. Our Kirk cousins. They're not going to try to trade for Kirk cousins. They absolutely should. Absolutely should. And the Vikings also should not trade Kirk cousins until the season's done.

Well, if they start O-3, if they still want to do it. If you could get a second round pick, if the Vikings aren't going to have Kirk cousins be their quarterback next year, I agree. That's, I brought it up last week. I think it's a smart move to do, but I don't think ever in a million years would a team that's like O-3 that had expectations of the playoffs. Yeah. Okay. I'm'm not gonna trade them away. I don't think they should try.

They should at least pick up the phone and make a call. They're gonna do something boring. They're gonna do something that's just gonna be like, okay, we'll tread water and hopefully Aaron will come back from his miracle ankle surgery in time for the playoffs, which we're not gonna be in. But they're probably gonna get somebody like Colt McCoy

who's like, okay, nice enough, not going to really make an impact on your season. They're probably going to get somebody like Chad Haney. So when it doesn't really move the needle, and then you're going to have like a bunch of really boring losses this year. Yeah, Chad Haney already confirmed he's staying retired. So did Blake Portals. Yeah.

Yeah. Nobody's coming. If we get Zach Wilson for 15 more games and we just get to be tortured for 15 more games. Everybody gets a laugh. I get to be miserable. Everybody wins. Yeah, do you see Jerry had a very special guest in this box tonight? He had the president of FIFA. That dude was in his box. Oh, uh fuckboy name. Yeah, what's that guy's name? He's definitely a pervert. If you know.

Genome. Genome. I don't know. I feel like I, Jerry Jones is definitely Anglin for some sort of world. Johnny M5. You know, Johnny and he.

Yeah, he's that guy got you know, that guy, Johnny and Fentino walked out of a Jerry world with like one of those old school cartoon burlap bags with a dollar sign on Yes, Jerry definitely bribe him with something. Yes. Uh, yeah, you got to you got to get another quarterback Are you just got to jet the fuck up? You got to get another quarterback. Your team is good enough to to maybe be a playoff team Everything was planned correctly, but you got to get another quarterback now everything was planned correctly, but you gotta get another quarterback now. I mean, but if they don't, they just have to wheel Aaron Rodgers out on his hospital. He is getting, he is listening to Dolphins fuck. That's good.

Yeah, you guys said that. I must have missed that. He might be trolling. We don't know, but he said that the healing sounds, there's healing sounds of dolphins having sex. That checks out. Healing sounds, there's healing sounds of dolphins having sex. That checks out. Yeah. He's also getting a weird surgery where he's getting a bridge put into his Achilles.

So, listen, if Aaron Rogers comes back this year, I will buy all of the Aaron Rogers like healing shit. I'll go on one of those retreats. I'll do everything. If he comes back from the killies in under Four months and plays football. I'm buying all of it. I'm gonna take out sucked the vaccines out of my body Patriots have the lighthouse what if the jet just build like a hospital tower And it's just Aaron Rodgers giving the thumbs up gets it gets the yeah gets a crowd going like you freeze. I like that Yeah, what was it? What's the Patriots lighthouse? Oh?

I like that. Yeah. What was it? What's the Patriots lighthouse? Oh, it's a new thing. It's a big cat. We have to go back because they had an old lighthouse and then they built a bigger jumbo From by the way, wow, wow, we're doing that. Is that stolen valor if you claim? If you claim for it to be a lighthouse, I know you make the joke and then we already and then we get back into the lighthouse. Think about it. Think about it. It's stolen valor because a lighthouse is a Coast Guard installation Must be saving a lot and it's supposed to be saving lives if you build a fake lighthouse that probably kills more people during the construction Then it will ever save that stolen valor right there. So you don't like to play mini golf What does that mean there's fake lighthouses all over that all think about windmills I actually never play the windmill hole. There's lighthouses, too

Where on like every I actually never played the windmill hole. There's lighthouses too. Where? On like every coastal mini golf course in the windmill. You play, Hank, you've played every golf course in America, so you've probably seen it in one of the eyes. By the way, while we were talking, I just got an email that says defective product shirt. And it's, I was like, oh shit, like we screwed something up. Is this a big cat?

Wondering if there's a recall, don't really want my money back. Just wondering where to send it. And it was that Justin Fields is the guy. Oh shit, like we screwed something up. Is this big cat wondering if there's a recall, don't really want my money back, just wondering where to send it. And it was that Justin Fields is the guy. Sure, that we sold that hurt, that hurt a lot to see. Oh yeah, the Cowboys are really fucking good. Hank, your Cowboys are really good.

They are. You should put a few tronum. I'm going to. Oh, here we go. Michael Barz is incredible. I ate so much fun to watch Play Football. Who do who the Cowboys when is the Cowboys first real game? Patres because they they just have been beating up on New York teams Cowboys at Sam Fran sunday. Oh my god. They play the Cardinals next week

Holy shit. Yeah at Sam Fran now He's a ball. Is it worse than the bears? Oh my God, it better be for Cowboys car. This is going to be a real good litmus test. It is at Arizona, but if it's not 14, it's not 12 and a half.

Oh, damn. Oh, that's going to be a shit pumping. Man, Michael Parsons is going to get. How many he's going to break the record? He's he should break the record. Oh, that's gonna be a shit pumping man. Michael Parsons is gonna, how many, he's gonna break the record? He's, he should break the record. He's so fucking good.

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Ooh. Yeah, they're gonna make the playoffs. Patriots are gonna make the playoffs. They're gonna trade for Kirk Cousins. And everything will be fixed. Okay, my overly direct take is the Tennessee Titans are gonna win the AFC South. It's very direct.

Which Pete Presco is gonna be punch an air. It'd be a disaster for the Jaguars. It was gonna be punching a little more. Did's very direct. Which Pete Prisco is going to be punch an air. It'd be a disaster for the Jaguars. You know, be punching. No, wait, flying air. Did Pete have, did he have the Jaguars winning this game? I don't think so. Okay, so this is one where it wouldn't be a disaster. I think he has almost 14 and three. Yeah, minimum. Jake. The Cardinals are going to win at least five games. Five games. They've been competitive in both of these games. Who they winning against.

I don't know. It was Zahapte, Curd, Caves, or Act TV. Max. Booter Baker will be an eagle by the end of the week. You've been talking about this, Booter Baker. This is when you know, this is, and this is something we saw with Hank as well, when the Patriots were rolling, you become a truly insufferable fan when you see

every other player and you're like, yeah, they'll be on my team. They want to be an eagle. You can tell he just wants to be a bird. That's our guy. There's just, there's little crumbles that are leading. What are the crumbles? Are you talking about crumbs? Yeah, little. But what are the crumbles? There's little crumbles. He practiced all week. Practice all week. And then today he was a late ad to the injury report and inactive for the game.

Okay. They don't want to get him hurt before a deal is coming. Eagles cleared two guys off of their practice squad to make room for potentially bringing somebody else in. Okay. Safety's have been bad and or hurt. Okay. The mathematics just went out for the year.

Cardinals are O and two. Boota Baker Eagle. Okay. Make sense. Boota Baker Eagle means you're overly direct take. Overly direct take me. Meek of Parsons win an MVP. Meek of Parsons winning MVP.

That would be awesome. What is the last time that happened? It's got to be like Lawrence Taylor's yeah, right? And if I mean they never give it to defensive players Lawrence Taylor Lawrence Taylor there we go 86 so Mika Parsons MVP It's not crazy. It's not crazy. Okay, well, thank you to Direct TV. Those are overly direct takes.

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We talked about it Thursday when it broke, Biz, and Whit on spit and chick-lose podcast. I'm like, Babcock news. They kind of broke it. They're the first to the story. They got a lot of pushback from, you know, traditional media, hockey media saying that, you know, this was sensationalist news. It's fake news. You know, Bapcock's not doing this. It's not an issue.

And then Columbus ended up having to look into it more. And then today he resigned as coach. So the pen is my dear to the sword. Yes. Shadow biz. I liked it. He stood on it and he said, yeah, we're a players podcast. So if you mess with the players, you're gonna you're gonna

Hear about it. I think he said you're gonna hear about it. No spit no loob sandpaper finish. Yeah, he There was a lot of real journalists who were coming after biz being like you guys are making it up. You're sensationalizing doing the old Playbook of trying to drag bar stool through everything playbook of trying to drag bar stool through everything, and, and, and, and, with stood firm and they're like, this is what we're hearing. This is the story. It's fucked up to do this to players.

And I'm happy for those guys. They deserve it. Yeah, apparently it was like multiple people on the team too. So it's not like one guy that this happened to. Yeah, it was several players, which is it's still a wild move to bring somebody into your office be like, show me your camera roll right now. It's also crazy.

Like I was I was just thinking about the whole thing and how everyone was trying to take, there was this backlash to R.A. Biz, Whit, Grinnell, like trying to take down their show. Murls, yes, murls, everybody rides. They were trying to take down their show. And it's like these guys are popular and the

biggest hockey podcast for a reason. They're, they're fucking successful hardworking, smart, well, what maybe not hardworking. Smart like they do, they don't just make shit up. They wouldn't have just made this up. They're not crazy people. Like they're not sensationalists. They don't, they don't just, they protect players and they speak for players players and they're not trying to get crazy headlines This was a story that they stood on and I'm I'm proud of them. Yeah, it sounds crazy Say I'm proud of they want drama if it wasn't warranted exactly. They're not drama guys They make people laugh and want to talk about the sport they love so the fact they were in this probably made him uncomfortable But it's fucked up that anyone questioned their motives ever. Yeah, it turns out they

were right. Yeah. So I was right. I want to get my soapbox. You just started a rumor that Eber Fluss is doing that to the bearish players. I already was. And they'll get him fired. I already was. Luke Getsey. PFT. My who's back of the week is Lauren Bober. Oh, the congressperson from Colorado. Hot. There was a nice video that came out. She was taking in a play, enjoying the arts and Denver, and she went there with her boyfriend.

And she got caught vaping. Uh, she was getting felt up. She was feeling her date up. And then they got kicked out. And it was a great video. If you haven't seen it, I keep watching all the different angles that come out. I think she- I've watched so many of these.

So many angles, really good angles. I think she set it up because she knew she looked smoke and in that dress and she was just waiting for the video. She just, she got kicked out intentionally so the security footage would show how great her dress looks on her way out. And that's not me being horny. No, no. I am being horny, but I think I'm being reasonably horny given the fact. I don't know. No, I know.

I tweeted on Friday now. I was like, listen, I don't want any political weirdos to come after me. Like can we just say that video was hot. She was hot. Like she was very hot. She was touching her tits. She was a great dress. She was touching his dick. Then they left. They was touching her tits. He's a great person. He was touching his dick.

Then they left. They got kicked out. You could see the security cam of them, like giggling. They probably went home and fucked for hours. They were so happy. It's the perfect. It's the quintessential eighth grade date. They went to go see a show.

They felt each other up. Beetlejuice. They vaped and then they got kicked out. That is, that is like my ideal eighth grade weekend. Yeah. It was it was it was very I think if you've seen the same videos we've seen like a children's musical It was like a kid right behind it's the most wasn't it like beetle juice by like her like the sixth graders I don't know about that. I think so wasn't a musical. Yeah, no it was it was beetle juice the musical

Yeah, it was a musical put on by like movie. I feel like like this this is Jones seventh grade class. Well, I don't think that's the case I don't think I think you're fake news. I think that you You just have to know that it was like there's daughter's play. Yeah, it was hot. It was hot. It was not her daughter's play I don't think yeah It was hot as fuck Bober or go mass ones got to go. Oh Don't make it too much she's got to be. I'll tell you what, I saw that dress.

Those motherfuckers aren't real. Oh, they're not. Yeah. They're great. Not a knock until Boba takes a feet pick. I'm going to go with Gomez. Yeah, she's my day one. Yeah, for sure.

She's our queen. She's our queen. But yeah, Boba, didn't know you had an in you you had an in you a couple times and no political weirdos We don't give a fuck about politics when we say that video was hot. It's just an objectively funny. It was hot thing That made me hot. It was really good. It made me hot. I would vote for I Just so that we could get more videos for getting kicked out of places for doing hand job. Yeah, all right, here we go. So that we're fair and balanced,

criticize the video. It wasn't long enough. Yeah, it was. There it is. I didn't get all the angles. There it is, folks. I would have liked to see it go all the way to the house. Just let them, let them, like, zoom in.

Why are you kicking people out of your theater for having been socks? Lock me up If they were gross then kick him out. Yeah, absolutely, but it wasn't gross, but hot. It was really good. Yeah All right, my who's I think it was a kids place. I'm not as bad. Okay. There you go Well, it wasn't bad anyway. It was hot Did you see it? I was hot. I don't think you've watched the video That was my problem with it people were debating go to bad hypocrite this just say it was hot. Did you see it, Hank? It was hot. I don't think you've watched the video. That was my problem with it. People were debating good or bad, hypocrite this.

Just say it was hot. And then on her way out, she's flipping off the security guards. That's hot too. Hot as fuck. Yeah. Okay, my who's back the week is people getting mad about kids running on fields. So yeah, debate again, always.

I love it. People getting upset because Colorado won is a 24 point favorite against Colorado State in overtime. And then everyone took to Twitter and was like, this is bullshit. 24 point favorite. I don't know how we keep having this debate. It's very funny to me because I just every time it pops up, I think of all the kids Colorado being bolder being this case, who had like the best night ever and rushed the field, went out and partied, made memories with their friends forever, and then woke up the next day and saw like a bunch of people being like, you can't do that as a 24 point favor.

And they're like, oh, man, last night actually wasn't that fun. Now that I'm reading the stranger on Twitter. I think a good rule of thumb is if you're between the ages of 18 and 24, squeeze all the fun out of life that you possibly can. Correct. It's awesome being that age and do it. Do whatever makes you feel good. And people who are criticizing you probably are jealous that they don't have that much

fun left. If they were there, they would be doing the exact same thing that you would. And my favorite argument is the people who are like, well, if, if you do this for every game, it loses all the feeling forward and, and like the, the uniqueness of it. Okay. Well, then that's on like, if Colorado storms the field every single game, it won't be as fun by the 10th time. That's on them. They've done that to them themselves.

Let them do it to themselves. How good? I want to see a team that's a heavy underdog storm the field after you kick a late meaningless field goal to cover. Yeah. I'd like the Ram Spanish should have done that. You should have storm the field to celebrate that. Yeah, just have fun.

Just don't listen to people that tell you not to have fun because they're lame. Right. It's it's a very simple college kids having fun. Someone says is bad. I'm going to side with the college kids because I remember, like, I think that's really what it comes down to is I think there's people who just, unfortunately don't remember what it was like to be like 20 years old and how fucking awesome it was to just do random shit with your friends.

I remember it. It was awesome. I wish I could do it every now and then now at the same token like if you Let's say that you're like an Alabama fan and you point at that you're like look at you guys you guys shouldn't be doing this That's just because they've had all the joy sucked out of them by having years and years of success Right and these high expectations when you're just new to it like Colorado is absolutely enjoy every second. Yeah. Also Alabama when they do it they do it probably for the national title that's also fun. Yeah. I get it. There's different yes there's different like schools that have varying degrees. I still though like if kids are doing it having fun, fuck it. Have fun. Live your life. Uh, you remember what you remember

when they saw in the field at Tennessee last year and the goalposts? Yeah, I was like in the river, right? Yeah, they just took that goalposts is still floating around Knoxville somewhere. That's fun. Enjoy that. Yeah. Because who knows? Next year, you might lose to Florida and heartbreaking fashion, just get your teeth kicked

in. I got to storm the field in Madison one time when when we beat Ohio State, my freshman year, it was awesome. We all got to storm the court for basketball. Yeah, it was when you guys won a big 10 championship We did we want to share you got to speak on the stage. Yeah, it was fucking fun. Yeah, it's really cool. Yeah My who's back a champagne wasn't weird at all that I was 37 year old dude swearing on stage No Our bomber video is so hot. I'm gonna watch it again. I am too. Let's watch it together

I have our bomber videos so hot. I'm gonna watch it again. I am too. Let's watch it together. My who's back is champagne. Let's get a blanket watching together. All right, champagne. It's champagne season in the locker room. We had two division clenches this week in baseball, the braves and the dodgers and then

the oils and rays. Division's not settled, but they're both in the playoffs. Yeah. Two weeks left. PFT. That's another thing both in the playoffs. Yeah. Two weeks left. PFT. That's another thing people get mad about. Yeah. The celebration like when you clinch the playoffs.

Yeah. Fuck it. Spray some champagne. Yeah. The Orioles ran out of booze and they started just spraying condiments on each other. Oh really? Yeah, that's pretty awesome.

Doing lines of old Bay. Also probably what's his name? Peter Angelo? Snow? Yeah. He probably was like, oh, we only need like a 24 right? We probably got him Andre. Yeah, yeah, Jay Rose. Yeah, I'm watching the video right now. She just goes right at it. Yeah, and she did a little like, oh, stop. We're watching Beetlejuice. Yeah, and he was like, no, you're so hot, babe. That's come all over my I want you to just instead of, if you can't squirt, just pee. Uh, yeah, shit, Paisies, who else? So who else?

So Braves and Dodgers won the division, Orioles and Reyes clinch playoff spot. And we have two weeks left. Bloopy by the way today, uh, got absolutely torched by like a six year old. I love that. He was playing, I think he was playing free safety. He's got burned, burned. I can't baseball playoffs. Yeah.

Cubs, I don't think we'll be in it, but baseball playoffs. Also, Zinger's only PFT is gonna lose. I'm gonna lose. Second place is still after that. The second weekend. I lost the second. I said, you're done now, Perez. And he was injured the day before the draft.

And I didn't know that. If he was healthy, it's anybody's game. I've started training. I mean, you're done Alvarez and he was injured the day before the draft and I didn't know that if he was healthy It's anybody's game. I've started training. I mean think about my arm. I ordered spider tack. Yeah think about how bad his team is I had a pedophile alleged who I had to drop and he's attracted to your score take away his home run It was a very bad very bad season for me. Who's gonna be catching though? That's the question. That's a three-way race between me, memes, and Shane and Evan. Okay. Right now it's memes.

Jake, I would love for you to catch. I'm trailing by 16. I would love for you to catch. I'm happy to catch. It would be so funny. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, I'd be so sorry.

Yeah, would you bring out of the golf course? Did you bring like icy hot or? Oh, bio-freeze. Yeah, I keep it in my golf bag. Yeah, you would have bio-freeze on it. Yeah, I keep it in my golf bag. Yeah, you would have bio freeze on it. You just wear bio freeze shin guards. Yeah, it'd be great. Also, who's back in the week is max because he's going to the doctor finally tomorrow. So hopefully he'll get cured. Yep. Hopefully you're gonna do it. You're gonna do it. You're gonna do it, sweetie. You got this. You want me to come with you? Uh, no, but I am going to the DMV tomorrow morning

to the doctor's office, which it sounds like the worst morning in the history of life. You're grown up. If you're an AWL, if Max's doctor is an AWL, and you're listening to this right now, you have permission to break HIPAA and send us the report. Or just bring out the tarp and put them down.

Can you get us a report so you can give it to us on Wednesday? Yeah. What was that? Is that mean you're not? I will not be giving you a report so you can give it to us on Wednesday. Yeah. What was that? Is that mean you're not? I will not be giving you a report. Why would we share everything here? You just had to move away from that voice.

Yeah. What do you mean? Your luck. It tells us what's wrong with you. I'll tell you. I mean, I'm not going to give you like my vitals. Well, there's a rumor that you have swine flu. And that you were taught by a bear.

Swine on on. It would be great if you had swine flu. I had swine back in the day. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that just what they call in the Philly when you eat too much pork? So I don't know. Yeah.

All right. Great show everyone. We'll see everyone on Wednesday. Let's do numbers. 18 also tuned into the writer cup. Yes. on Wednesday, let's do numbers. 18. Also tune into the writer cop. Yes. You guys are all day viewing in it.

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