Pardon My Take - NFL Week 4 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Chiefs Dominate, The Lions Are Fun, Football Guy of The Week And Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: October 3, 2022

NFL Week 4. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then recap every game. (00:02:32-00:09:28) Chiefs 41, Bucs 31 (00:09:28-00:14:50) Vikings 28, Saints 25 (00:14:50-00:24:05) Bills 23, Ravens 20 (00:24:05-00:32:26) Eagles 29, Jaguars 21 (00:32:26-00:41:44) Jets 24, Steelers 20 (00:41:44- 00:49:05) Falcons 23, Browns 20 (00:49:05-00:57:01) Cowboys 25, Commanders 10 (00:57:01-01:03:00) Titans 24, Colts 17 (01:03:00- 01:14:57) Giants 20, Bears 12 (01:14:57-01:24:25) Seahawks 48, Lions 45 (01:24:25-01:37:08) Chargers 34, Texans 24 (01:37:08-01:43:52) Raiders 32, Broncos 23 (01:43:52-01:51:00) Cardinals 26, Panthers 16 (01:51:00-01:56:09) Packers 27, Patriots 24 (01:56:09- 02:06:30) Football Guy of the Week. Who's back of the week including Wisconsin firing their Head Coach and a crazy fishing scandal. (02:10:55-02:33:08)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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you trying to get the pipe? Which they answered yes twice with a double doink. Cody Parkie, you are officially redeemed. Just kidding, I fucking hate your guts forever. Vikings 28, Saints 25. London and soggy Baltimore where the Raven said, let's get recorded. Let's get recorded in here to open up the game with a commanding 20 to three lead. But the game changed when a modern warrior appeared with a mean, mean stride. Jordan Tom Poyer showed mean, mean pride as Baltimore probably wished they rushed more instead of throwing two second half interceptions. The Black Eyed Bees, the Buffalo Bills might be banged up, but I got a feeling that they're singing, I'm a beat, I'm a beat, I'm a beat, I'm a beat three and one. Bill's 23, Raven's 13. In Pittsburgh where the Steelers

said life's a mitch and then you die. That's why we draft high because you never know when Kenny's gonna go as a Pittsburgh quarterback went Kenny dipping into the end zone after coming in at halftime. The game became Wilson vs. Pickett as all you want to do is ride around Salah, ride Salah, ride as the Jets sealed the victory in the midnight hour, getting back to 500. Wait, the Jets are 500? Huh? Huh? Jets? Huh? The New York football Jets? Jets 24, Steelers 20. What? What? Down to Atlanta, careful where you put that Nick Chubb because there's gunk on your ear, said Marcus, there's something about Mariota. Jacobi Bryant, preset, into the end zone. Too soon, boom. The Falcons held firm in the second half and take the young way home. Oh, they took the young way home as they

went on the leg of their kicker. The Falcons 23, the Browns 20. Up to Detroit where big 12 shoot out broke out and DJ Hakasan was setting records instead of scratching them and Jamal Serena Williams found the end zone twice as well. What's that smell, Tige? Is it the Lions defense or is it someone's digestive system starting to decay? Metcalf that is. Speaking of craps, Casino Smith hit the jackpot with the Rashad penny slots and the Seahawks win a thriller. Seahawks 48, Lions 45, Skoragami. Some spread to rainy Philadelphia where the weather had people saying Jamal as the Jaguars jumped out to a hot start to all my Jewish friends. Happy New Year and speaking

of dropping balls, Trevor Lawrence had four fumbles. I would walk 500 miles Sanders rush for it to close it and the Eagles dug Peter's son, their former head coach. Eagles 29, the Jacks about Jaguars 21. In a clash between Houston and Los Angeles, the Texans were all lost in the supermarket as Eckler scored twice. General Mills attempted to hook up with Raisin Brandon Cooks and Czechs Birkhead with a side of O.J. Howard for breakfast, but it was Bryce Crispy's Callahan and the Chargers D who had other plans. Chargers fans are much like Billy Football chanting let's go Brandon as their coach finally has things back on track. Chargers 34, Texans 24. Up to the balmy tundra where stop me if you've heard this before but a bunch of people from Wisconsin were happy for Zappy

Hour as a third string quarterback all assured a Packers win, but Zappy Gilmore had other plans as someone learned how to hand off chubs. Patriots fans never expected to be in this game and we're singing if you're Zappy and you know it clap your hands as the underdog New England force overtime. It was not to be but put on a Zappy face Patriots because if it makes you Zappy then why the hell are you so sad? The Packers 27, the Patriots 24. To the desert where Jerry Judy was very fast in honor of Yom Kippur and had a six-pointed star when he found the end zone. Ameek Mill Robertson is having a dream of a season continuing Melvin Gordon's nightmare when he returned his fumble for six. Josh Jacobs DeGrom was seen eating at a Chick-fil-A outside of Atlanta

but for now he's still on the Raiders as he chopped the Denver D up. Some are saying Nathaniel can't pack it as the Broncos fall to two and two. Raiders 32, Broncos 21. Standing on a corner down in Winslow Arizona such a fine sight to see. It's color my lord and he's looking adorbs running like he stole my cell phone from me. He's just a toddler. Matt rules a waddler. Keep Cliff Kingsbury away from your daughters. Cardinals 26, Panthers 16 and that was week four brought to you by our friends at Chevy. The new Chevy Silverado is commanding unstoppable and powerful. It's always truck season here at PMT but now it's also tailgate season with the Chevy Silverado brought to you by Chevy Silverado. Learn more at Chevy.com and tell them

PMT sent you to get $100 off your brand new luxurious Chevy Silverado. Week four in the box as we watch the box get absolutely warped by the chiefs. Chiefs back. I think the chiefs are fully back also. I think Tom Brady's nose job isn't enabling him to get enough oxygen and so he's just looking completely feeble out there just clueless. This is so I still I mean the game's going on right now. We're in the third quarter. We're going to get to all the other games but we'll talk about this real quick first. Bad strategy to fumble the opening kickoff and let Patrick Rahomes score like five seconds into the game. That's number one. Number two is Patrick Rahomes. He's I know that we joke like every everyone goes over over states how incredible he

is but he he has made a couple plays tonight. You're like this is fucking stupid. Yes like his touchdown pass where it wasn't even he wasn't even like throwing it. It was almost like here you just take another touchdown. So he could have run that in for a touchdown and instead he chose to just like flip it over the top using almost like the back of his fingers. Yes like here I'll get I'll get another touchdown pass in the books for myself but the plays like that the first fumble followed by the immediate touchdown at that point it's like you think that the game's over right and it with Patrick Rahomes. Yeah we can we can say that we we're not going to talk and give him too much credit but the reality is I think if you put Patrick Rahomes on the worst team in the league

I think they make the playoffs. Yeah I think he's that good. I think if he if Pat if you took Patrick Mahomes right now and put him on the Texans the Texans probably the Texans they probably make the playoffs. The Texans are the last winless team. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. So they would be the Texans Texans or the commanders sadly. Yeah I mean it's it's he's been incredible tonight. I still think the Bucks will figure it out but this is now what we had Sunday night football to start the season where Tom Brady looked old. The Packers game he looked old. I mean he is old. Yeah he's old. He is old. He's an old person but you you Tom Brady has played for so long and been so dominant for so long they just threw it to what seems like a fullback. That was cool. Yeah. They you never

thought you would get the end where it's like Peyton Manning when remember when his arm was just so shot Drew Brees when his arm was shot for the last seven years for the Saints. So I don't think that Tom Brady's arm looks strong. No I don't think so either. I think his arm looks pretty good. His offense sometimes moves in slow motion. They don't have a running game to speak of. Well it's not it's not that he looks old. It's more like he got like he got beat up on one play where he was holding his shoulder and it's like dude what like why are you even why are you even putting yourself at risk right now. You're you've done it. You're the greatest of all time. There's no reason but I guess if they if they figure this out and they get back together there'll be a contender in the

NFC. The fact that at one point during this game they showed a close up of Blaine Gabbard on the sidelines as if to say like the producers were like they were like let's get a camera on Blaine Gabbard. That's never happened with Tom Brady. Yeah. There's no need to look at who his backup is. And yeah he's I mean it's not it's not his fault. I don't think it's Tom Brady's fault. His running game sucks. He's had a lot of drops out there and his defense hasn't stopped anybody. And I'm not going to overreact. I'm not going to overreact to either of these teams because I think both of these teams will be there when it's like I would say it. I would say well no let's say divisional round conference championship that's tough to be like both these are the final four

teams but I would I would make a healthy wager that both the Bucks and Chiefs will be around divisional round playoff. Also it was a weird week for the Bucks with a hurricane. Yes they had to practice that. I think they practice that like the Dolphins facility or something this week. Yes so it's kind of been a weird week. There's been a lot of travel and as someone who's 45 years old if you're traveling traveling that much if you're just away from home for a night if you sleep in somebody else's bed when you're 45 I imagine that probably puts a miles on you. Yeah fucks you up and we'll update the game as it finishes up. Right now the Bucks are about to go in to maybe cut it to two touchdowns. I have a question for you. Chris Godwin's hurt again so yeah so this is what

the Bucks season feels like. Do you think do you think that anybody has showed Tom Brady the meme that Antonio Brown made of Gisele and Antonio Brown yet? When did he make it? I think he made it at like four o'clock today. So then yes. So he's seen that. I think he's seen it. I think someone had to go up to him probably Bonner had to go up to him be like hey it's a new meme drop. Yeah the new AB meme is like oh Antonio Brown like dry humping Gisele and then just saying like what does he say in the comment what's up Gisele something like that. Yeah Antonio Brown's on one today so or this entire weekend the entire life but yeah that was that was an interesting one to drop in you know what I think Tom Brady's so psycho that he probably if like Chris Godwin gets

hurt or someone else gets hurt he's like yeah let's let's bring back Antonio Brown his beef was with Bruce Arians not Todd Bowles. Also Tom Brady is such a psycho and he's so uber competitive that probably bringing Antonio Brown into his house and then having to make sure that Gisele doesn't cheat on him with Antonio Brown like that'll up his game a little bit. Yeah it'll iron sharpens iron yes he'll start taking it out for nice dinners again dropping the kids off at school becoming a better husband and father. I think that's maybe what he needs to step his game off. Very very bizarre though for Antonio Brown because it felt like Tom Brady was like the last person who had his back. Yeah like his only friend. Posts like a meme of your last friend's wife

and be like ha ha this is funny. Yeah I mean he got an engagement I guess that's the name of the game. Yeah he's very good at that. Yeah let's let's hop into the games we had a London game so we'll go chronological order Vikings 28 Saints 25 this was just the perfect London game we were saying on Friday Andy Dalton and Kirk Cousins have played in London against each other to a tie. This was a game that the Vikings felt like such a far superior team and they just kept on trying to blow it in a million different ways. Yeah England got exposed to what may be the most important part of American football is which is screwing over the Saints via the referees. Yes so NFL rigged even overseas they thought it's easier to get away with the calls overseas.

The Saints got fucked. They got fucked. They got fucked hard like twice that Adam Thielen call and it was I guess you could say it was a very professional move by Adam Thielen to reach around grab the Saints defensive back by the face mask and like pull them into himself and it happened before that play too because it was I think it was Tyler Matthew got got hands to the face call where he just made a block at the line of scrimmage they called the hands to the face extended the drive it was a third and seven they were getting off the field the Saints got absolutely screwed and this is one of those games that you never apologize for victories in the NFL but the Vikings like if you're a Vikings fan you watch that game Kirk Cousins wasn't very sharp even though it wasn't

prime time it was the anti prime time it was fucking 9 30 in the morning breakfast hours yeah breakfast hours and that game should like they it felt like the Saints just kept on doing things like here you take the game let me fumble right before half let me fumble again and the Vikings just wouldn't close them out and you almost had it go to overtime Will Lutz going with the double doings so we finally had another true a true double doing was left left side then in the middle crossbar um yeah that was fun too I need someone who's good at physics to explain to me how that ball didn't go into because it hit off the left upright and then it seems to still be making its way back as it hits the back of the crossbar and then just reverses course and bounces forward

that was that was so exciting though for the British fan because there's nothing they love more than the kicking game yeah over there like if you watch the Mexico City game or if you watch any of the London games anytime they go out for a kickoff like I personally you know me I love the touch back on a kickoff they fucking love a touch back on a kickoff and the field look good the Tottenham Hotspur's you see the um all time uh you know we're big fans of whenever they change it from hockey to basketball that they're the first soccer stadium that is NFL ready so I think they're just waiting for an NFL franchise but it was weird because when they showed the the uh the transformation it was similar to a hockey basketball where the field the soccer field the real grass

they just like take like they completely remove that and then there's a complete turf underneath and it's like okay you're ready for the two games a year that you play great job yeah did they do the Russell Wilson like the first American football pass to be cool I would I would like to go see that see who got the privilege of throwing that uh also Andy Dalton not bad Andy Dalton looks hot now by the way second half like his his hair yeah incredible the beard he had a major glow yeah he played well in second half they were doing the Saints are basically on like you know no Michael Thomas which duh always uh no Camara which I we you pointed out that maybe he just can't go to England yeah I don't know what the laws are like extradition we're not extradition but he's he's

currently on uh on bail yeah or a waiting trial for whatever you might have a felony out in Las Vegas yeah and so their entire backfield was dudes in their 30s playing football with uh Andy Dalton Latavius Murray Mark Ingram and Taysum Hill and it's just like they hung around in the game and I I the Saints I still don't like I I think they're booty but then they'll do they'll they'll stay in games like this and their defense plays well and I don't think they're booty I don't think the Saints are no lost now to they've lost to to the Panthers who are definitely booty I you know what I would say the Saints they're uh they're schizophrenic I have them as my tough teams where you have to bring you you you have to you know that you're gonna play like real man football when you play

against the Saints but they're not super talented they probably won't be I would say schizophrenic because they've got they got James who is one type of quarterback than Andy Dalton who is like the complete opposite of James in every single way then you have Taysum Hill who somehow is also the opposite of both of those guys yes yes but and none of them are the same so Taysum Hill he was doing the thing I swear to god he tries to run into people's faces oh yeah like he aims for linebackers faces even around the goal line he's a right he's a heat-sicken seeking missile for a face exactly so he'll just like put his head down he does targeting on every play like if you if he was a free safety Taysum Hill would not last longer than two plays yes in any given game

but uh he was fun to watch over there he's run the ball pretty hard and then the field goal at the end well that's made what a 60 yarder yeah something like that I think he made a 60 yarder and then the 61 yarder came up just short I was really hoping for a tie I wanted to see another tie between uh cousins and Dalton it just feels right and then after the game um you know we can have a discussion later about Zach Wilson and you know and his gritty no I wrote this down I think it's um I think it's up there with like Hurricane Katrina for worse things to happen to the city Kirk Cousins gritty yeah it's like when against the Saints yeah it's like just an abomination you remember you remember when Pat Boone covered Little Richard uh Tutti Frutti yeah of course that's

that's the equivalent of this yes no that's who could forget I mean that's a seminal moment no I know I know I know what it is but people are like what no look it up I mean I know what you're talking about I'm saying a lot of people listeners would be like well yeah so basically what Kirk Cousins did to the gritty is exactly what he does to stakes yeah he took all the seasoning off of it it's so bad and basically boiled the gritty and and luke warm water he didn't even boil it he just marinated the gritty in water and you know what's crazy is that like it wasn't like Shefty did the gritty in Tours ACL and that didn't kill the gritty that was cooler and that didn't kill the gritty and Kirk Cousins he is officially he and Zach Wilson doing it today

it's the first time where I was like I think I'm set I think I'm good see I I liked that I think Kirk Cousins killed the gritty yeah and then Zach Wilson brought it back yeah yeah so it was dead for a couple hours it's tough and Justin Jefferson by the way he is back he had a crazy day felt like every big play they needed he was there and so now yeah the Vikings are what three and one and gonna probably beat the fuck out of the Bears next week and the Kirk Cousins truthers have a nice day but again if you watch the game with your eyeballs like he's still Kirk Cousins and it was the 930 game and he runs and he loves to run into the back of his offensive lineman and take a sack yeah but I think my favorite thing about Kirk Cousins is what he

does at the start of every game when he goes out into the field and I don't know he's got some signal that he's doing maybe he's telling them to reset the play clock or whatever but he does the point up into the air and it kind of looks like he's trying to do disco and it's just it's just so sad yes it's just very sad but I mean good for Kirk Cousins he's how much money did he make today probably like six million dollars yeah and he won a game in in England yeah good job previously not done he just tied him I don't know if he'd played before that I also thought of this joke just right now and I don't know if it has anything to if it makes sense but I'm gonna say it okay it's do you see all the people in the stands like how drunk they were over there in England

it's crazy how they got that drunk in Tottenham Stadium even though they don't have any cups nice nice if you're a soccer person you can tell me if that joke is actual yeah I don't know if they're all cups um yeah Tottenham doesn't win yeah they don't win they don't have any hardware that's the joke yeah they don't they don't have anything in their trophy case I'm trying to figure out they played paid UK taxes on those game checks okay find that out for you that's very important see it's gonna judge how I enjoyed the game I will say uh the London game remember when it was introduced 15 years ago whatever it was feels like forever um I have now like I have now fully embraced it I love it simply for the moment that the game is ending and it's like oh yeah but now

we have all the football real football that's the moment that I look forward to because I it is kind of in like it's a little bit of a chore on a Sunday morning you're like I know I'm gonna watch football all day it's like now I have to watch this game if it's not great whatever but then you get into it you suck yourself into it but that moment when the game ends you're like now all the football it's the best it's the best feeling this day really uh really emphasized how much the NFL just owns me oh yeah it owns my entire life oh yeah it owns America's life really because you you started your day watching football at 9 30 and then you're like oh I gotta watch more football because there's more football coming on yeah and then after the more football is done

you're like oh I got more football and then there's even more football after that so really like the NFL held America hostage today yes for about 13 14 hours yeah they stole our Sunday mornings and there's nothing like I put up the weakest resistance possible yeah I was like I guess I'm gonna turn this on and then I turn it on I was like nice football yeah I that was my entire like that was that was uh we will resist all those people on Twitter yeah we must resist I would I would suck at that because I'd be like yeah football's on you know what I did I just I laid in bed and I watched about the first half on my phone and then I ordered breakfast to get delivered then breakfast got delivered I picked it up and I went and watched the rest of football

on my couch and I was like that's my big move for the day yeah is going from the bedroom to the couch huge huge okay let's get to the rest of the slate Bill's Ravens the Ravens have done it again two times so far this year where they've come out to a huge lead they were up 20 to three going into the last two minutes of the first half everyone was talking about how great the Ravens looked the bills did look like they were sleepwalking the beginning of this game and then uh Josh Allen took them on so the bill started the game they had one interception one fumble two punts a field goal and then Josh Allen went on a 76 yard touchdown drive with 147 left in the second quarter and that was like that that was the turn in the game because then the bills come out it's 20 to 10

instead of 20 to 3 and they had an insane second half defense and they win this game and the bills win a one score game they took they did it they took our advice yes and they they got worse at football in order to get better at football in the long run and this was so the Ravens at home have actually lost their last five games yeah I didn't I didn't realize remember that's that I threw out that was at the end of the season last year they lost all their games yeah they had like nobody um and then the bills so I didn't realize this the bills have only allowed seven second half points this entire season that's crazy so the bill's second half defense is like unpenetrable yes they're incredible the thing is sometimes they got they get out to giant leads

and sometimes they get out to big deficits so the Buffalo bills officially they've won a close game they won a game that maybe they weren't expected to win at least if you looked at it after the second quarter um yeah and Josh Allen by the way was uh he was 0 and 7 in his career when trailing by 17 points which makes sense because you're trailing by 17 points the last bill's quarterback to overcome a 17 point deficit Doug Flutey nope it's so it's when I say it it's going to actually be funnier because it's just so him John Beck E.J. manual no it was Ryan Fitzpatrick ah in 2011 but here's the Ryan Fitzpatrick part of it he did it in week two and week three in 2011 so he did it back to back game that's what got him to contract it was like it's when I saw that

set I was like of course he did it in back to back that's why the bills opened up magic that's why they banked they backed up the brink struck yes yes uh everyone's going to talk about going forward on fourth and goal yes uh and so fourth and two uh we're fourth and goal on the two 2020 game with four minutes left and John Harbaugh decides we're going for it yeah yeah and I don't hate to call honestly because their logic was so Harbaugh explained it after the game Harbaugh does weird shit but at least he always has an explanation he has like a solid rationale yeah even if his rationale is sometimes wrong so after the game he was basically saying that uh if we had kicked a field goal then we uh would have made it what do you say he was talking about like third versus

fourth downs basically saying that Josh Allen is going to fuck us up the ass if we kick a field goal so that I'm paraphrasing what he said yeah that's basically what it was he was like if we kick a field goal Josh Allen's just going to go down the field and win because our defense can't stop them yeah like that's that's just the fact like they've mounted this big comeback we can't get them off the field we don't we don't want them to have an opportunity to win the game on this final drive but the bills just went ahead and took it anyways and then when they went back down the field uh they actually they did what Nick Chubb should have done yeah a couple weeks ago they got down Singletary got down you could sense almost that Ken Dorsey was about to lose

a shit up and thank god we didn't get another episode like that I don't know if America's children at home watching would have been okay to see Ken Dorsey's flip out like that stuck with him forever I'm surprised Ken Dorsey's still employed to be honest with you yeah that's all I can think about it's disgusting is that time that one week what week was that I'm gonna remember yeah that was last week okay cool yeah was it holy shit yeah that was last week at the very end when he smashed the tablet and then ruffled up the paper papers I've seen that mean thousands and thousands of time as of today yeah uh but not at all so so at the very end of the game Singletary did the right thing got down then boom field goal I I feel like for the people who

were upset at John Harbaugh and I I kind of get like hey it's oh like bad weather game take the points like play some defense you know what I mean but that's the Ravens you can't do both like they went when Lamar Jackson and in John Harbaugh that clip where they're like hey should we go for he's like yeah let's go for it everyone's like love this love how they're coaching this team you can't then be like oh you got to kick the field goal that's how they're wired they're wired to go for those situations the one thing that you don't want is for Lamar Jackson throw an interception there because he did in Harbaugh's explanation afterwards he's like we want to pin him back and make a play obviously they get it out at the 20 instead of on the two yard line which

does change like the analytics of it if you give it to him on the 20 but I that's how the Ravens play I was not shocked at all that they were going for it there Lamar his second half was very very bad compared to his first half was incredible the bills just played great defense second half I also just that Lamar play that everyone's like this was crazy it was crazy when he got out of that sack but then he does throw a few balls where he's just throwing it up there it's like I hope this works and it did happen to work but it also could have easily been picked off I think most good quarterbacks do that sometimes they throw the ball up and they're like I'm going to get the ball downfield and we'll see what happens I'm going to trust my guy to make a play I just couldn't tell

if people were saying this is such a little crazy Lamar play because the pass I thought the getting out of the sack was incredible the pass was like this is a very risky pass oh yeah do it 10 times get intercepted 10 yeah no the pass itself right it just like bounced all over the place was very lucky to bounce off a bills player the bills are a different team when they have poor your playing yeah defensively yes so now it turns out that was a pretty big deal when he's out also Matt Milano their linebacker he's the new Kiko Alonzo yeah if you wear a Matt Milano jersey to a Buffalo Bills tailgates you better you better pack the penicillin yes facts um I'm trying to think what else the uh oh Marcus Peters and uh John Harbaugh got in a fight at the end of the game

yeah if you saw that uh I do think that John like two losing two games like they've lost both the dolphins and the bills does it does feel weird it feels like something's wrong yeah you can if you're a Ravens fan you can be like yeah Lamar is incredibly he's having an incredible year but also something is wrong here I don't know if it's you can't put it entirely on their defense though like the Dolphins game you probably could yeah be like this is just dog shit defense um but this time the the offense has to be able to sustain a drive well no the Dolphins game I still thought as bad as the defense was it's like Lamar has to the offense has to figure out a way to ice games away that matters too I also think it's weird how a lot of teams have just like completely played

an entire other division already yeah through four weeks of the season so the Ravens have played every team now in the AFC East yes is that right yeah and the Jets have played every team in the AFC North that's that's so weird that's too fast for you you got to space that out a little bit I agree it was it's very bizarre that they did it that way it's like almost a non-conference schedule yeah for for college football yeah I don't like it I don't like it it's better good all right I'm not I think the Ravens are still a very good team but this was the perfect remedy for the Bills because they lost that game against the Dolphins which I still can't believe is only one week ago uh everyone's like holy shit how do you lose that game to come back and they looked

dead they looked like they had no life in the first one first first 20 minutes of the game to then come back and win this game the way they did you're like back fully on track and and dispel the narrative of you can't win close games so the Ravens did one thing that I absolutely love it when teams do this uh right after the game they announced we're gonna have a press conference tomorrow at 3 p.m. yeah 3 30 yeah and so everybody's like oh my god oh hard boss fired yeah the Bills dolphins was a week ago not the Ravens dolphins no I know Bills dolphins but I still don't that makes no sense to my brain I think there's so much shit goes on during the week that it's like wait that was only seven days ago but yeah but yeah everybody is freaking out

like is this Harbaugh I'll just say for the record if Harbaugh gets fired I think there are probably three or four teams in the NFL that would fire their coach tomorrow yep just to hire Harbaugh I would be one of those people the uh no but then everyone replied they're like yeah he always has a press conference on Mondays okay so but everyone is freaking out about yeah yeah no I just love it when they say that yeah um okay next up Eagles Jaguars uh that was funny wasn't it max that was funny when the Eagles went up 14 nothing or the Jaguars went up 14 nothing everyone's like damn sharp bet I mean it was class it was class of the Eagles because their fans also gave Doug Peterson a standing standing ovation standing ovation when he came in there so and Jason Kelsey gave him

they did a jersey they did a jacket yeah jacket jacket swap hot seat everybody that likes to bring anytime you hear somebody say oh Eagles fans oh they threw snowballs at Santa Claus I want you to counter them immediately with oh yeah they gave Doug Peterson a standing ovation yes I tweeted there was a good sports sound I had hundreds of replies of people giving me examples of them being a bad sports sound but yeah I you got to say when they over some of the replies oh they're like what about when like uh we killed Michael Irvin basically and then everyone was cheering him coming off the field yeah they're like I've gone to a bunch of games in Philly I basically got harassed and almost you know beaten up and killed just for wearing an opposing jersey I brought my

five-year-old to a Philly's game and they told him he couldn't even sit down stuff like that but I'm not saying that but people were saying that when I said they were a good sports sound for doing that yeah the only thing I'll say about the Eagles and by the way just just to align ourselves as a podcast I did I did put a future on the Eagles earlier this week I put I put a decent amount of money on them to go completely undefeated you had some FOMO it's so much fun if Max and I were doing the Eagles chant today but they only have to get they have to go 17-0 for this to hit if the Eagles go 17-0 I will I will be a rich man yeah I will be a very rich man so you're so you're kind of on the Eagles bandwagon yeah I guess a little

bit but the thing about the Eagles is I was looking at their schedule you could say that they haven't played anybody Paul no they kind of haven't but then you look at their future schedule and the Eagles aren't going to play no they have the easiest schedule in the NFL these aren't going to play anybody all year you also I would push back on that they haven't played anyone because everyone had the Vikings as their dark horse as well they haven't lost the Vikings haven't lost except for the Eagles yeah that's true but the point eyeball test on the Vikings good point the Jaguars everyone was talking about going into this same thing every week that was the same thing every week it was all of us it was all of us we apologize for the lords fine it's fine I haven't played

anyone's fine no I mean I liked it because the Eagles basically toyed with it they're like oh you don't think we can play from behind cool we'll spot you 14 and then we'll just fucking ram it down your throat run the ball play defense do it every every which way um the Trevor Lawrence yeah so I I still think he's a good quarterback I'm not going to just knee jerk all the other way but uh maybe he's a bad weather quarterback because four fumbles yeah and uh an interception I tried to find out I was I was thinking about all his Clemson games and I found uh the 2018 ACC championship game against Pitt was reigning the entire game he was 12 for 24 for 118 yards so can Trevor Lawrence not play and reign he's got to learn how to play in the rain also in that game he's a big curtain

winner guy very bummer of a game to like go and look at the box score because it was one of those years that Clemson uh won their side of the ACC and then the other side was like the worst conference ever and Pitt went to the championship game at seven and six uh they lost four uh I think it was 42 to 10 can he pick its stats in that game uh just take a guess take a guess they scored 10 points can you pick it's dead yeah Pitt can you pick its stats in that game reigning rain lot of rain seven for 14 for 60 yards four for 16 for eight yards oh my god it's bad stuff wait did he fumble the ball though no I don't think sorry to get a couple picks so his hands might be better than Trevor Lawrence I'm just excited because we can start a narrative a new

narrative of bad weather guy where we can just bet against Trevor Lawrence what are what are Trevor Lawrence's hands I don't know find it out I think he's got big hands but I'm looking it up that was a lot of fumbles you know what I think I feel like long hair quarterbacks aren't good in the cold weather yeah and we as we know they don't win super bowls yes that's true as a long hair guy when it gets cold outside if it's raining like my whole my day is ruined if I step outside and I got my hair wet yes it like sticks to your neck you're uncomfortable you have to peel it off from your face he doesn't want to do it no I feel like that actually does make a difference for long hair guys so I'm looking up his hand size right now he's the first player

this century to lose four fumbles in a game I just like this century stats they're always fun he's got 10 inch hands which that's big no they're yeah they're decent I think that's pretty big right so I think it's just the hair yeah so he's got longer than 10 inch hair Jake put that in the file Trevor Lawrence maybe bad weather quarterback guy I'm looking at their schedule now obviously it's always going to be warm in Florida so unless it rains they play in Seattle they play at Indian apolis is the next Rome game road game so the roof is closed probably fine yep at Kansas City could be tough okay we need some rain in the mid-november wait for some rain at Detroit dome or roof at Tennessee in December it could be rain tough and then at the jets on Thursday night

oh that game's gonna be number 22nd yeah yeah rain how'd you know that uh because Tony Khan we he was get he was pretty pumped that we were gassing up the Jags uh so who's like summer 20 Jags Jets because I was like we can't go on a Sunday to a Jags game right and of course they gave unfortunately the Jags their only prime time game was December 22nd there you go yeah I'm just gonna announce right now I'm gonna take the under on that game yeah everything about it December 22nd Jags Jets Thursday night under and it's gonna be a gross game I still think the Jags are they should pay me money to watch that game their last road games at Houston okay only like three road games okay so that's good for them yeah so I still think the Jags are a good team they're

just the Eagles are a better team yeah so I'm looking at the Eagles schedule the Eagles really have one hard game that's it I mean the Cowboys are good so they have two yeah I guess yes I guess the Cowboys are okay but Dak might be coming back okay which might be subtraction by addition that's true so uh besides the Cowboys games they have the Packers they play the Packers at home okay that's it you are what your record says you are they're the last undefeated team it doesn't sound like you're that much aligned with us because you're still hating finding a way to hate wait no what I was just doing right there was saying I think the Eagles actually might go undefeated right but the way you were delivering it was you know kind of no I was I was looking at

the schedule being like yeah the Eagles no that's different what you're doing right now I like that this is literally what I was doing yeah two seconds no no no you took it the wrong way no no that was different you were you were reading it the wrong way you you did a different tone you do the you were you were reading it the wrong way because the whole point that I'm trying to make is people will listen to him be like that was a different tone different different way different on your microphone off I'm just saying cut your mic off Max just telling you Max don't get upset you're not going to go fully on me don't get mad it was a different tone I was I was literally saying that the Eagles have a chance to go undefeated

because they're not playing anybody good yeah except for the Packers yeah that was the entire I brought that out. You are what your schedule says you or your record says you are I'm looking forward over baby You're looking back. I'm looking forward. I'm saying they could work on all right That was a better tone team just look bad after playing us because we make teams look bad. Yeah, that's Everyone saying Viking so good now Viking stank everyone saying Jags so good now Jags stank. That's fine. That's fine I want teams to look bad after playing. Yes, and that's fine facts Okay, so um, yeah, that was it for this game Trevor Lawrence though I'm gonna watch that that feels like something we could maybe make some money off of

Just sucks in the rain. Let's just hope it were like bad weather guy Yeah, bad weather guy because if he hasn't I mean isn't he for is he from Florida? So I think he's from Florida. He looks like sunshine. He played a Clemson played in a lot of good weather I think I when I was looking it up. There was a lot of quotes for when he Georgia He's from Georgia when he had to go play at BC for and it was really cold And there was a lot of we're okay about the cold where it's like you're talking so much about the cold weather I think you might be worried about the cold weather. So we need to find out actually has Trevor Lawrence ever seen snow Yeah, ever in his life. I love quarterbacks that like Blake Bortles or good friend. Yep

When he was at UCF, he was like now. I've never seen snow. Yes. No as well And so snow is wet. He didn't realize that yes water that happens to be frozen I need to know if Trevor Lawrence has ever actually seen or played in snow. Yes, okay before we get to the next game game time Created by fans for fans game time is a new ticketing app That makes it easier than ever to score last-minute deals on tickets to sports Concerts and shows and they guarantee the lowest price if you haven't given game time a shot yet Don't know what you're waiting for you guys are gonna love this app We've got a ton of barstool fans using it hitting us up on social about the great deals

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I just want to say shout out our guy Kenny I feel bad for Mitch, but shout out our guy Kenny who I think as far as I could tell broke a record today He had 13 passes And not one of them hit the ground. He had he was 10 for 13 with three interceptions I I looked it up and I couldn't find anyone who's had at least 13 Pass attempts and not have any of them hit the ground. Well, he also had two rushing touchdowns Yeah, no rookie quarterback has ever done in their very first game Yeah, so Daniel Jones did it a couple years ago

Yep, but that was the second game that he got into he played a little bit. I think against the Cowboys Yeah, so can he pick it? I actually think that a rookie quarterback coming into a game at halftime You always hear like oh, we want to we want to prepare a guy So usually teams do it if they have like a bye week and they give them a lot of time to work I actually think that sometimes it's better if you just put your rookie quarterback into the game And then if the play goes to shit if they get lost out there See what they can do with it and Kenny just scrambled for the end zone a couple times and got two scores out of it Here's the thing with I feel bad for Mitch

It wasn't working it felt like the Steelers needed a spark and yes Kenny threw three interceptions But he provided a spark like he made Whether you want to say You know, oh, he didn't have a great game because of those three interceptions He at least was making things happen a couple touchdown drives. I think one of them came off of a Pick so it wasn't really a long drive. It was like five yards But like things were happening good and bad But at least things were happening where I think some of the people who were upset about Mitch was it felt like a lot of

Passes to the flats screens dump offs punts and nothing was happening Yeah, he gets in there. He tries to make a play at least right exactly Mitch sometimes that sometimes Mitch plays like too much inside the playbook, right? And so he one thing you can say about Mitch is he handled the whole thing like a professional He's a great guy. So like after the game was over. He's like, yeah, obviously I would like to be playing but he's a consummate This is the reality. Yeah, he's he's a great human being. That's never been that's that's why it's always kind of hurt that it hasn't worked Out for Mitch because he is a very likable person. Yeah, and it just hasn't worked out But but Zach Wilson. Yes returns Billy. Yeah, boy your prodigal son. He's back

Yeah, he had a pretty bad interception. Well that if you look at it, okay it was a little bit of they may have either ran the wrong play into the wrong zone and Basically, I think Elijah Moore on the outside was supposed to clear out that safety by running a go route But he stopped. I think there was a little bit of miscommunications. It was a bad pick. That's on communication But Elijah Moore and Zach Wilson had two amazing connections back to back You could see the offense getting into the swing of things his second pick You know, he's trying to make a play under pressure pocket collapsing It was tipped up and caught but the one stat I want us to focus on yeah

Let's go Wilson return is in the final drive the game winning drive He went five for five for 57 yards and put together a game winning drive That is all you can ask for I down ten it down ten in the fourth quarter to two long drives to come back and win That was awesome. I mean the New York special Got a steal from Felix. I think we just did it better first quarterback in Jets history to catch a touchdown pass Yeah, great step. Yeah, did the gritty got the team going? Look the offense. I vote. I was always saying the offseason. They're starting to look electric. That's an offense having fun That's how you win football. Yeah, look at Kansas City right now. They're having fun out there

They're celebrating. You know, I'm I'm ecstatic. Listen if you're a Jets fan, that's exactly like That comeback win and the Steelers are not good. They're not good But it doesn't matter because if you have a young quarterback, those are the moments that you can look to and be like, yeah That's our guy like that could be a guy right there because of how he played in the fourth quarter and our defense Defense looks good. Yeah. I mean that I do think the Steelers like this is it's it's Weird how bad the Steelers are the Steelers are gonna have that effect on me though much like much like the Patriots No, TJ why we're like over the next two seasons if they're average or below average I'm just always gonna think that they're good because they're the Steelers. They're always good

The Steelers are probably in danger of going below 500 for the first time I would say this Mike Tomlin took over the team definitely gonna be below 500 their schedule I think is very difficult to coming which doesn't it doesn't make sense in my mind that the Steelers could be One of the worst teams in the NFL, but how happy you think Ben is You guys needed me. Yeah, like it's not Mike Tomlin It's it's big Ben so big Ben definitely is sleeping tonight with his cell phone With the ringer on just in case just in case Kenny needs some tips He doesn't think that he's gonna get a call, but just in case he's gonna leave it on

Just if the Steelers want to give him a call and see if he's able to stop by for practices Yeah, just like kick the tires on big Ben for a second. Yeah, this game was a must win for the Steelers Because their next four games are at Buffalo Against the box at home at Miami at Eagles. That's tough They probably won't win any of those games like guy. It's the NFL. So who the fuck knows they play, you know, maybe the yeah Okay, let's say they win one of those games But I think that most Steelers friends would take one one and three in those next four. Yeah, yeah, that was crazy We won one of those games. Yeah, absolutely. So they're they're bad. They're gonna be bad and they're not gonna have a good season

But like the Jetson and Zach Wilson like all the Steelers if you're Steelers fan Your priorities have just completely shifted of let's just hope Kenny looks good Let's hope he's the guy and what happened with Zach Wilson today. Like that was a guy drive in the fourth quarter big time That was a hundred percent like okay if he can do this that gives me a glimpse of a guy Yeah, I was happy for you Billy You were going crazy you're you were yelling like it was the Super Bowl But that's how you should act when your young quarterback does something like that I mean there was so many ways this game could have gone with him coming back in the back of my head

I was like well, you know, he could just be mr. I&T again and you know what this was the greatest outcome if you told me this in the beginning of the season that he was gonna Get hurt he was gonna come back and he was gonna play some type of way this way would have made me more than happy Yeah, I mean the last two things that Zach Wilson has done He banged his mom's friend and then he led a fourth quarter comeback against the Steelers I'd say things are trending in the guy direction right now for absolutely big-time guy watch dog It was also just as an aside Billy that wills him it was it was very cute watching because we when we're in the office The gambling cave isn't like there's enough seats for I don't know ten of us

So there's a bunch of guys who watch at the other bank of six TVs So when you came in to watch the Jets game, you didn't know which TVs were faster than the others So it was very cute watching the Jets win the game and then you celebrating like five seconds later It was just I don't know I just enjoyed it I was like it was like getting to watch it when someone does a periscope and they're behind So he's like oh a big play happened. I can hop on periscope and watch the reaction It was like the Jets won and then I could look at you going crazy, and it was fun. So it was a fun moment Yeah, yeah, that's what football is all about those little moments when you think your guy might be a guy

Oh Lenny scored. Thank you Lenny. Oh go promised it for the people got it touchdowns coming Okay, next up Falcons 23 Browns 20 Speaking of I think maybe they probably do want to show lots of to get back soon Yeah, that'd be nice for them. I think the Falcons are the big story for me is the Falcons Falcons could very easily be three and one if not for no. Yeah, the Falcons are kind of risky. They're fresh No, they're above. I think they're above frisky. I think I think the Falcons are exciting. Yeah. Yeah, no They're I mean they're fun to watch. I will wait. What were there? What was their other loss to the Rams, but they yeah, that one was a loss. Yeah, probably a loss

They had an opportunity like they hung around. No, they came back. Yeah, they're they came back But they had a chance to win that game. Yeah, so is what I'm saying. Yeah, probably three and one though They should have they should have beaten the Saints when they played them week one then they Falcons the entire thing away But the Falcons are they're they're an exciting team. Also Arthur Smith. I got my eye on you I think I got a little crush on him He did something in this game now This is crazy because when you play the Browns you expect them to just run the ball down your throat And there's nothing you can do about it and the Browns

I don't know what Kevin Stefanski's doing. He had a couple times where he was in the red zone And it was like dude just fucking run the ball. You have Nick Chubb. He's incredible and they got cute and they came away I think they had two red zone trips They came away with three points and that was kind of the difference. I want to read real quick. This is These are these are the plays called In the result in the third quarter and maybe going into the fourth quarter This is from the Falcons ready for this. Mm-hmm run left and six yards These are all in a row run left and six yards run left tackle five yards run right tackle 14 yards run right end nine yards

Run left tackle four yards run left tackle seven yards run right end 14 yards run right tackle ten yards Run right tackle five yards run left tackle five yards touched out Yeah, they had entire drive ten ten plays in a row all runs Then they started the next drive with another four runs in a row The only reason they didn't run the they stopped running the ball was Marcus Mario to fumble the snap. Yeah, they Arthur Smith said you guys can't stop us. We're gonna run 14 times Directly down your fucking throat. You don't have Miles Garrett or Javier Clowney and there's nothing you can do about it Goddamn it. Do I love a coach who does that because it's not it's not sexy. It's not special

He's literally like this is the one thing you guys can't stop right now And we are not gonna stop doing it until you figure out a way to stop And I also love how he's completely bucking our advice and being like, you know what? I'm not gonna throw the ball to my receivers all the time. Yeah, I'm not gonna take the two biggest guys I have on the field and get them the ball I'm actually going to just run it down their throat the entire drive They it was it was actually so fun to watch and what'd you say ten plays it was ten plays in a row then four So it's 14 straight offensive plays with a run, but that that one drive was just soul-sucking from the Browns

There was nothing they could do and yeah, obviously like Miles Garrett not being in the game that probably yeah That was this that was a second worst drive with Miles Garrett's we yes, yes But that's like I I don't know. There's a lot of coaches. I don't think that would they'd be like Oh, we got to mix in a pass because we don't you know One if we lose this game people are gonna be like why didn't you pass it more and two you got to just keep them off balance? No, no, we're it's it's the Green Bay power sweep like we're they're not gonna stop it So we're gonna keep running it and then they score a touchdown and yeah, the Falcons are fun to watch and I Arthur Smith, I got my eye on you bro

And I think our boy the boy is going in on Tuesday to try out Yeah, I don't know what you do about this because they're two and oh since offering will Compton a workout But not actually having him work out. Mm-hmm So you can't you maybe just push it off come maybe just honk them and you're like hey Can we reschedule for the next week you you have him show up for the workout? And then like just a big bucket of water falls on his head when he walks in the door I think maybe their defense they've got a fire lit under them because it was like a son of disrespect to the guys that they have in House it's like you guys are so bad that we're actually gonna call will Compton

Take your job the guys fat and then everyone's like oh fuck We better really hit we better run an extra couple miles. Maybe cut out the doughnuts this week Yeah, he just he just like will Compton literally just did a case race on the yak and showed the world that he's got a tiny Dick like you want him to come in wait what well? I mean it was he was in his boxers and it wasn't he wasn't working a lot at the time Well, yeah, all I know is I love the guy But all I know is that like the threat of having will Compton come into the into the facility is Probably worse than just having will Compton in the facility. Yes

I think it's more motivational and better for your team Although he is he is an all-time vibes guy So if he gets in maybe they're just like maybe they go from frisky team to like hey We could win it all because he is that type of guy who will get you believing you could win it all He is that guy. Yeah, is that guy? Yeah. Oh, yeah, dude. He had everyone believing that Nebraska was gonna be good this year I literally watched so many videos where will Compton was telling me the scoff Ross had it figured out I bought in I was like Nebraska scoff Ross. This is the year. Do you know how bad Nebraska's been? That's he's like a cult leader. He could sell anything

The guy is a salesman. He knows how to get the people going I think maybe you bring will Compton in just to cut him and then to have the rest of the team be like We're gonna do this for will for will. Yeah, I loved him Yeah, let him stick around for a couple weeks So he like he will become best friends with like half the lock. Yeah, and then he'll bring the vibes in without being on the team Right tell him like park his little bus or whatever. I think they do like a podcast out of a van Yeah, kind of fucked up. Yeah, just haven't parked a little van outside. Yeah, and boom done Falcons Super Bowl. Um, I mean what the Falcons are gonna be

Tied tied for first place in the NFC south. Yeah Falcons. No, they are right Yeah, because the box are gonna lose this game box You're gonna be two and two Falcons are two and two Saints are one and three and the Panthers are One and three. Yeah, they're tied for first in the NFC south with a Tampa Bay Buccaneers That's crazy, but now things are gonna get tougher for the Falcons. I think their schedule gets real bad first place up for grabs Next Sunday. Oh, they're playing the box Okay Good luck Arthur. Yeah, you might yeah, you might not be able to run the ball 14 consecutive times

Yeah, yeah, okay. That one makes me nervous, but hey, who knows and they get we'll get him believing that they're gonna win this game He'd be like Tom Brady who will be an outstanding Colt leader. Yeah, no, it's some saying like he you know Hard it is to get people to believe that Scott Frost is a good coach. He did that to me. How crazy is that? That's insane. Just give give the boy a workout. Yeah, give him a quick workout Get him in just get him around throw him a ball throw him a tennis ball. Let him grab it I don't know just do some of those drills Do the drill where they do the where you like toss the tennis ball up in the air and they have to go around the cones and Grab it. Are you talking about like a dog thing and a dog?

No, no, this is a football drill This is a football drill if I were them. I think it's a Punt block special teams drill. All you gotta do is you get one of those long You know those big sticks that have the curvature at the end so you can pick the ball up with those Yeah, and then you just throw it across like a pile of wood chips and then have them bring it back to you Done. He's really good at that done. Okay, Falcons good wind Browns. I Did it actually is nice it restores order where it's like I was starting to think that Jacobi reset might be a Legit like hey this guy could start all season and they could be really good

And then you there's just moments. You're like, nope. No, I don't think so I think he is like a perfect backup though Perfect. I think if he started 10 games for you. He would probably win for them. Yes, which is that's that's all you need But you might start three and one might start three and one or you'll have one stretch where you might go Holy shit, like yeah, you might go three and oh, yeah, of course of any given like four game or three game stretch But yeah, Jacobi percent. There's probably a reason why he hasn't become a starter. Yes long-term. Yes. Yes Okay, next up Cowboys 25 commanders 10 The cowboys are good the cowboys are good

But go ahead my cowboys are good. No, I want to say Mike McCarthy has done Incredible job this year of motivating the guys. I read an article about Mike McCarthy strategies He's doing tattoo Thursdays with his boys where everybody one person gets up and shows their tattoo Talks about the history behind it for the entire team. He also has them sounds like a cop move. Yeah He has them he has them studying like a big-time like FBI move. What does that tattoo mean? Yeah, okay, any other markings that I can you know figure out who you are Nate Newton's here He's gonna explain to you what the teardrop means. Yeah, okay So if I ever needed to find you, I'd know that you have a big tattoo here. Yeah, yeah

That's a that is an all-time narc move by Mike McCarthy He also has them studying this thing called Kintsugi every week and kintsugi is I'm not making this up It's a Japanese pottery art thing where you break something and then as you like reheat it to bring it back together It becomes something new and different and better in terms of piece of art than it was for that's pretty cool And so he's he's saying that like that's our motto this year is resilience and after he started talking about resilience being their motto That's when they had all the injuries They lost their tackle

They lost a quarterback and now the team is being rebuilt in the Japanese pottery that is Cooper Rush Yeah, his image. Yeah, so Cooper Rush not bad their defense really really good. Really good. Michael being back It was nice to see I The last time we saw him it was right before I had put a big bet on the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl. I tore his ACL like four minutes later So it's good to see him back. He is a definite like adds an element to their team that they were missing Yeah, I think the Cowboys are good. Yeah, the tie-dye hat looked very funny on Mike McCarthy Yeah, it looked like he had just like spilled a bunch of slurpees on it

Mm-hmm, but as far as the commanders go they stink nothing new really nothing new to report out of Washington Defense not as bad as it was last week against the Eagles But they're just they've gone to being like I I've almost reached the point where I don't feel anything. It's just numbness That's a good point to be just yeah, it's okay. I'd rather be at the numb point than I would at the like disappointing everything hurts point Carson Wentz taking sacks left and right off into line very very bad Defense again, not as bad. It would actually didn't I think he got sacked like two times today But it was like a million mental so he had two yeah, he had two sacks, but he also had two intentional groundings Right. He had the mental that he didn't need to take yeah

He was again getting anxiety during plays and just freaking out I think I think Carson kind of wants to be put out of his misery I think if you gave him like if you injected Carson Wentz with truth serum and you said Would you rather just get benched and sit for the rest of the year on the sidelines? He'd probably say yeah, I don't think he likes playing football No, I think he's afraid every time he gets on the football field that he's going to do something embarrassing Which means that if you have that mentality you will do something very embarrassing He should have just like not target Terry McLaurin for the entire game

He should have just the minute he did the wink week one just been like all right That's it for me this year. That was it. That's as good as it goes as high as he was gonna get I think I wink if it were me Personally, I would try to throw the ball to Terry though. Yeah occasionally. Yeah, I mean he has no time, but yes, I would agree Yeah, and that's all I have to say about the Washington Commanders, okay Yeah, and I think the Cowboys are legitimately a good team like I don't know if great But their their defense is is very good and Cooper Rush is now for no is as Cowboys starter first time ever in Cowboys history. The guy has started for no You know to start their career for the Cowboys

I don't I don't really know what else to say besides like they're they I would definitely put the Cowboys in the tier of like if They can kind of figure it all out if that comes back and looks okay. They're they're they're they're in it They're in it their defense is good So if that comes back and has like even a small amount of weakness in a game people will be asked Oh, yeah, Cooper Rush. Oh, yeah already the skip bales of the world are saying that Cooper Rush would be the starter Yes, that's like that's dumb. It's like Cooper Rush has played very very well But when that comes back, you know that Jerry's like I'm paying this guy all this money Yeah, he's gonna start for me

But also Jerry is like he does love people talking about whether or not Cooper Rush is a better quarterback than Dak Prescott is So he'll continue to make little like through the media He'll make little like winks and nods towards Cooper Rush being like, you know, we got two good quarterbacks Yeah on this roster for right now, and I really do hope Cooper Rush Doesn't he's gonna take the big money from someone and someone's gonna convince themselves that he's gonna be the guy and it's gonna go spectacularly wrong Just trying to figure out a way to maximize being a backup because you've you've bought yourself a chase Daniel like career Yeah, it's you're you've been that good. Yeah, you know like he will some

Texans or Some team maybe the Bears will be like, hey, let's get Cooper Rush Let's give him like let's give him like 50 million dollars maybe we'll only guarantee 30 and See if he can do it and he won't be able to do it because he won't have the same, you know Skill players and he is Cooper Rush and it will suck for him. Maybe the Seahawks me to Seahawks see how you know a team will do it The 49ers they're gonna be in a weird place with their quarterbacks. Yes So one more thing with the commanders. I think I've reached the point

Where I'm just I'm officially Prepared now for a coaching search this offseason. I don't think that they're going to bring Rivera back I don't know if they'll fire him in the middle of the season or not But I don't think that he's done anything to warrant having a future as the Washington No, I'd agree commanders head coach. Yeah, it feels like you guys had momentum a couple years ago And it's gone completely backwards ever since. Yeah, it's kind of how things go. Yeah. Yeah, okay next up Titans Colts Titans 24 Colts 17 We said this last Sunday and I looked it up again the odds right now

They're not even the odds on favor to win the AFC South Titans are plus 170 to win the AFC South This is like the Titans winning this game and having everyone be like oh the Colts, you know Before the season they were the team the Jaguars look good. I Think the Titans are just gonna find a way to win this division because that's just what they always do so as far as the the Colts go They have They continue one of the weirdest stats in football where it's very very easy to figure out the Colts are gonna win the game or not Mm-hmm, and that is if Taylor has a hundred yards. Yeah, and he was yeah

He got bottled up big time if he had if he has a hundred yards. They never lose Did he have him last week against the Chiefs? I'm saying they never lose when he has a hundred yards last week I think was the first time that they've ever won without when he doesn't get a hundred yards I don't I think he had like 60 or 70 last week, but in the last 71 71. Yeah, and the last like year and a half I think he's it's just magic for them like you get him a hundred yards. Boom. You're gonna win the Titans I think are going yeah, they're probably gonna win that division like it's just crazy There's nobody else like the Jaguars maybe

Yeah, maybe but but but it's the Titans Mike Vrable always has the teeth like whenever you just it's just basically been the same thing for Whatever it is four or five years now You doubt the Titans and then they win. Mm-hmm. That's just how it goes I said on Friday the Derek and I forgot Derek Henry in the 2000 yard rush I had people up my ass all day Yeah, and that probably they probably use that to win because like it's just any type of Titans fans hear any type of a little bit of a slight not just the fact that I'm an idiot and have shit for brains And they're like they forgot about the Titans. They probably sent it to Mike Vrable. He's like they forgot about us

We're gonna go win. Yeah, well, that's just how easy the Titans also they make it very easy They give us the ammo sometimes. Yeah have shitty losses Yes, and games that they should by no means lose and then we obviously have to doubt them So it's like it's a vicious cycle that in the end it works out to benefit them because they do feed off us and Then they end up proving us wrong eventually, but they give us plenty of ammunition to work with yeah I'm saying so their next games they they're playing the commanders then they have a buy then they're playing the Colts So that's weird, you know, they play the Colts twice in three games And then they play at the Texans they could easily be five and two going into a tough stretch

I'm just saying if you want it plus 170 is it's now because it might not be there if they do roll off a few wins here So let's talk about the Colts real quick Frank Reich. He was brought in to be the quarterback guru Right, that's what he's known as the quarterback whisper. Is he a whisper or guru or I don't know what you can call him But that's what he was labeled as yeah brought him in like fix what's going on in a quarterback position He's only had an offense that's finished top 10 and passing one time. Yep. Just one time. That was 2018 Yeah, it was his very first year, you know the quarterback was Andrew. Look Andrew luck was a quarter overrated He made Frank right good Frank writes a bad coach. Yeah, he was fine

I think they've been in like the 20s in their passing offense Well, he's the best quarterback of all time. He wasn't yes Frank right to is a good sense Whenever we talk about a team and like hey, why aren't people saying like Frank right might not be a great coach He should get fired and then I had a lot of Colts fans being like dude We've been saying this for a very long time. So I think they're pretty fed up with him. Yeah, and it feels like Maybe even Ballard too because Ballard Ballard has Ballard Ballard has gotten a lot of Good publicity because he drafted well at these like, you know offensive line with Quinton Nelson

Darius Leonard whose shack Leonard now. He's got he's hit some home runs, right? But then you're like wait, he never figured out the quarterback position. It's pretty big kind of important John and Taylor a great pick like he never figured out the quarterback position So he almost bought all this time because he got everything else kind of set So everyone's like every time you talk about the coach like their roster is good the quarterback away Yeah, the roster is good. Well, the quarterback kind of is it's the most important position in all of sports Yeah, probably should figure that one out. I think that Frank Reich is an example of height privilege in this country I think if he was short if he looked like Matt rule, I think he would have already been fired

Also, the gray hair just gives him a gravitas. He looks studious. Yeah, you always see a guy like that You're like, he's probably knows more than everyone. He's got the like professor vibe. He wears glasses Yeah, you I take financial advice from Frank Frank Reich had like a pencil thing goatee and wore a smock Mm-hmm and was five foot seven like Matt rule and spat on himself gone. He'd be fired gone But instead he's a big dude who looks smart. So they're like he'll figure it out. I trust him Yeah, no, he is the type of guy where it's like you you want to just like go up and shake Frank Reich's hand Slap on the back and be like, oh, I'll have your daughter home by 1030 sir. Yeah, like that's him. So yeah, you're right You don't fire that guy. No, you don't fire that guy. Yeah, sir and thank you because you probably trust him

Yeah, right. Like he probably leaves his office nice and clean. Yeah, pleasant smell around the facility says hello to everyone Yeah, he brings flowers for people on Friday. It was everyone's name. Yeah, nice guy Really nice rings cake for the janitor on his birthday. No one knew that it was his birthday, but Frank did yep Yep, he's he's he's a good solid guy, but a bad coach. Yep Also, Matt Ryan has 10 fumbles on the year which seems like a lot It is a lot because he's been averaging so he has I think it's nine fumbles three lost and His career average is six fumbles three lost for a season. Hmm. So that's a lot That's a lot. He also Matt Ryan is getting to the point where when they show him on red zone getting sacked

It's like they should put up like the do not like graphic They should be the sensor that you see on tweets and Instagram when you're about to watch someone die Like do you want to do you opt in for this violent experience? You're about to witness because every time he gets sacked the ball goes flying his limbs go flying like it's a car He's a he's a he's a crash test dummy behind center getting sacked and his limbs are being ripped off So I don't know if red zone could do that But I would like the opt-in so that I don't have to watch Matt Ryan get dismembered every time he plays football You know, it's bad when when the Washington Post a newspaper base out of Washington, D.C.

Has an article that just says Colts Matt Ryan on pace to shatter season fumble. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, that's gonna shatter. That's not good. It's gonna get shattered It puts him on pace for for 38 fumbles. He's probably not gonna have 38 fumbles But the NFL record is I don't know 20 the NFL records 23 He might I think he's I think he's gonna shatter the record I don't know if he's gonna get 38 fumbles every game Do you have to think that they're stressing like hey hold on to the football? He's like I wish I could but when I get hit by these guys now

It's either hold on to the football or like I'm gonna shit myself and have a heart attack Like he's got to let something go in the end. It's the football in the NFL You get old pretty quickly and then but getting old is just Realizing how dangerous it is to be playing quarterback in the NFL So like up till this point Matt Ryan was pretty good at maintaining confidence moving around the pocket Avoiding hits occasionally now for whatever reason it hit him this season all at once where he's like, oh my god There's 300 pound guys that run yeah 49 40s that are coming to take me out ages panics when he's back Yeah, no, it's it's tough to watch. It's bad to watch

I do like the idea as much as like we've we've jumped down Frank Reich's throat about what he's done at the quarterback position I like the idea of Indianapolis just being the place where old quarterbacks go to die Mm-hmm. It's like their last time it's purgatory Yeah, before they retire they get to they get to get and it's really nice to the way they do it because they get all this Preseason and offseason like pump. Yeah, you know that everyone hypes him up like oh their quarterback away Here comes Philip Rivers here comes Matt Ryan so they get that moment like Carson Wentz He's he's a solution so they get that moment where everyone's really excited for them And then it obviously goes tragically like horribly terribly bad except Phil Rivers did remember

He almost beat the bills in that playoff game Yeah, he would be he would be the success story and it wasn't that successful But they get that moment where everyone feels good about them. They get their press conference. Mm-hmm. Everyone's like, yeah This is great. We got our guy and then just they get demolished. Yeah Just I like the idea of it being NFL hospice. Yeah for for like good above-average old quarterbacks I'm just glad that the that the Rams got to Matt Stafford before the Colts had a chance to yeah Because it would have been sad if Matt Stafford had joined the Colts It would not have gone as well

It would be very funny if the Colts just leaned into all this and like flacco you're up next I was gonna say flacco is probably the next one You're if we're doing that if we're if we're looking forward and figuring out, okay Who's the most Colts like quarterback for them to pick up this off season flacco? It has to be Joe flacco Joe flacco I don't know. I don't know who else it could be. I'm going through the list right now in my head. Oh It's Joe flacco Joe flacco. Yeah, it's Joe flacco. Maybe Tana Hill. Hmm. Maybe old enough Maybe I mean Derek Carr would be perfect in like three years. Yeah He'd be perfect in three years because you know that he'll get he'll get sacked violently

Yeah, when he gets up, he's gonna get it. Oh, I mean, yeah If you give him like until this contract is done Kirk Cousins, yeah We'd be a perfect quarterback perfect Colts quarterback and then and all the fans will sell themselves. Yep, be great Okay, so yeah Titans plus 170 take a look All right PFT. You got a quick word from one of our sponsors. Yeah before we get to this next game I want to talk to you about cross-country mortgage. We love cross-country mortgage We're known for having opinion here and to be honest, we're usually spot-on Here's our hottest new take. It's not a bad time to buy a home. In fact for some

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Justin Fields had 11 completions which is almost half as many as He had total going into this game and the last play was objectively hilarious and I counted two absolute dimes That he threw backwards other than that the bears stink I think Justin Fields is actually better at throwing the ball backwards than he is forwards without a doubt he threw that across It probably went like 40 yards in the air. Yeah, I went like 15 yards back, but that was pretty sick Yeah, and and the Giants deserve a ton of credit They won this game running Wildcat out of necessity in the fourth quarter because Daniel Jones got hurt and Tyra Taylor got hurt

And they just were like All right, well, they did a couple series where Daniel Jones was like a decoy and they're like fuck it The bears can't stop us We'll just run it down your throat with Saquon being quarterback and then we'll kick a field goal and in a very bears fashion This is like most people don't even know who this is but Vealist Jones the Tennessee wide receiver who everyone was like, oh my god great pick. He's so fast This is gonna be great. He hurt himself in Camp and then he finally made his debut today. He was a guy who muffed the punt before Justin Fields had a chance to

possibly He wasn't gonna bring him back But maybe yeah, that was like, hey we could have this moment a Zach Wilson moment where maybe he'll bring him back No, the guy that we've all been waiting to come back You know and has this crazy speed He muffed the punt game over the bear sock I really didn't understand what the what the Giants were doing when they were bringing Daniel Jones in and putting him at Wide receiver. Yeah, like why do you even have Daniel Jones in the game?

Because that is I guess it's probably because when they practice their Wildcat package They probably have Daniel they like move him out there and they run the play from that position They fake a pass something weird like that But I don't think that they have a package ready to go That's just like no Daniel Jones or no no quarterback on the field at any given time and even when Daniel Jones was in the game He's definitely like a one-read and if he doesn't see it He just runs and he ran all over and he ran all over the Bears And he's so funny to watch him run because he's actually pretty quick Daniel Jones for his size

Especially remember like when he had that run a couple years ago and he he tripped on like the 18 yard line When he was on that run He reached like the fastest speed of any position player that they tracked in the NFL that year Yeah, before he tripped over so he's pretty quick But when you ask him to do anything like turn he becomes the most uncoordinated person in the world Yes So he's awesome when he's a straight line much like DK and then when you ask him to do anything He's like a dog that's running across a hardwood floor that then here's the can opener go off in the kitchen

Yeah, and he does the like three steps in place when he's trying to gain his footing and he just falls down He's yeah He's a deer that sees the lights in the like late at night. Yeah freezes and then just sprints Yeah, deer on like a frozen over lake. Yeah, and then you see one guy go on the lake. Yeah. Yeah RIP. But yeah, it is you're right It's exactly what he looks like. It's exactly what he looks like and The Bears actually did something that is crazy that I agree with this But they punted the ball on fourth and two midfield with three minutes left Because they're like the Giants don't have a quarterback and then that that muff punt happened

So yeah, they suck and Justin Fields guy meter. I'm at like a one and a half out of ten He had a couple nice passes today couple nice also. I don't think you could The defense could literally hold up a card saying we're about to blitz and I don't think he would know you wouldn't get like they blitz when When you blitz up the middle on Justin Fields, he's like, whoa, what is this? Yeah, you guys didn't tell me This is unfair like I think Justin Fields is playing backyard football where it's like you only get one blitz every four downs Yeah, but he and so when you do the second one, he's like this wasn't part of the plan. But yeah, it's a guy meter very low He also Because I already know the Bears suck. I knew they sucked even though they were two and one

We do have a fun stat that we can track all year that Jake I'd like you to get in it's the race for 166 and you might be saying what's 166 well 166 is the lowest amount of completions that I could find of a starter in 16 games Okay, Doug Williams did it in 1979 with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers who went on to win a Super Bowl So maybe that's Justin Fields destiny, but right now Justin Fields is on pace for a hundred and forty-five completions this year So he's far off

He needs some more wait, when did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win a Super Bowl? No, Doug Williams. No, I'm saying Super Bowl yeah, yeah, yeah, so maybe that's Justin Fields destiny, which wouldn't surprise me if he went somewhere else Yeah, Super Bowl, but that is hey if your team's gonna suck you might as well break a record I don't know which one side I'm rooting for actually. Yeah, I I think maybe for him to break the record I saw enough glimpses today where I feel like they should have him pass the ball more Yeah, he made a couple nice he can get the ball downfield which is like he can do it He made it just it's a problem right now of asking him to do Yeah, right. He made why are they afraid to ask him to do it? Well, all right

So the problem is he he really like it feels like it's first reader bust and then You know he had I there's two in my mind one that was like a dart right over the middle And then a deep ball. I think to Mooney that was like, okay This is this is he's showing flashes of the guy and then everything else in the offensive line sucks I know that he doesn't have weapons. I get it all. I'm just the guy meter is as low as it's been and I will hopefully go back up, but now hopefully he's chasing, you know, just beat Doug Williams 166 That's the number we're going for We got it. I do think that as far as like first-year coaches go

Daybowl is the best. Oh, yeah I actually really like him So this the weird stuff where he he runs out of the Wildcat for the rest of the game After he's missing his first two quarterbacks neither one can really play the position Like that's something that most first-year head coaches would just shit themselves if they were put in that position They would screw up the details ruin everything. Daybowl was prepared for it Also, he's a bald guy that was not wearing a hat in the rain, which he's a fucking psycho Yeah, I love that about it's a very intimidating look on his part like a wet rat like dude

He just yeah, you look at him and that's it. That's a man that will headbutt. Yes Yes So he's doing like all these weird small things correctly that he has no business nailing as a first-year head coach like There has not been any learning curve on the small tactical parts of the game Whether it's like clock management substitution stuff challenge stuff. He's doing every single small thing perfectly and so not only that but the You know the Giants are better than the Bears the Bears think but Like similar to Arthur Smith. He was like, hey, you know what the Bears can't do is they can't tackle and stop the run

So we're gonna game plan to just run the ball down their throats like Daniel Jones Here's something nice to say about Justin Fields. He actually the opposing court He had over a hundred yards more than the opposing quarterback. That's pretty cool That is cool cuz Daniel Jones was 8 for 13 for 71 yards. He got injured obviously, but they're also And this is gonna sound bad, but this is the NFL. So it's like, you know what it's a man's league I know the two a thing and we'll get to the JJ Watt It's very clear the Giants are like Daniel Jones isn't our guy So let's just make him run a bunch. Yeah, we don't like if he gets hurt. What does it matter?

He's not like we're gonna be finding a quarterback regardless. Let's try to win some games Using his best asset, which is his feet. Yeah, and when Tyrod came into the game They kind of did the exact same thing So that's how you can tell it's like the game plan for your backup was the exact same as the game plan for your starter And they were both game plans that should be for backup, right because it's not he's not coming in being like I'm gonna fix Daniel Jones, I'm gonna make Daniel Jones great. No, no Daniel Jones is what he is So let's just do the things that he does. Well, which is run the football and if he gets hurt Well, we're gonna draft a quarterback anyway

It sucks to say for Daniel Jones sake, but it's pretty clear that they're like we don't really care about like we're not thinking Daniel Jones for the next 10 years We're thinking let's try to win some games change the culture then we'll get a quarterback Also Daniel Jones could be a perfect backup too. Yeah, he does He's got all the he's got all the qualities of a perfect backup quarterback. Yeah, so I give credit to the Giants They're three and one which is crazy to say has there ever been a quarterback that's been drafted in the first round by a team and They both like the team and the quarterback have kind of mutually Reach the agreement and the understanding that yeah, you're not gonna be the starter and then that guy sticks around as the backup on that team

Yeah, like if a quarterback is willing to cut himself that was kind of Mitch's last year with the Bears Yeah, I mean that would be it would be a perfect scenario for Daniel Jones to stick around in New York But some stupid team will probably jump in and pay him a ton of money and Daniel Jones nice guy But it goes back to the theory like you can look it up. I mean you Quarterbacks that are just average in college football don't go on to be superstars. Yeah, you don't really like figure that out all of the sudden Yeah, right. So like oh shit now. I'm the man. Yeah Okay Let's go to a really fun game Seahawks Lions big 12 shootout. Yeah, I I actually think that I

Think the Lions are the most exciting team in football and I'm not just saying that I'm not just saying that because of hard knocks and that we got to know some of the guys on the team We love Dan Campbell. All those are true. I think that the Lions are just straight up exciting football because I Think they lead the league in points per game Yep, and I think they lead the league and points given up per game They are big too. They are like the the the worst version of Oklahoma, which is actually this year Yeah, but like they're they are so much fun and we should have said sorry score a gami. Yeah, congrats shirt available on the barstow store it's being pictured right behind us. Let's go Jake score a gami

That was such an exciting moment. Yeah, it was crazy and the more points the more flexibility because the score changed a few Times in the last few minutes, but we were still in the green zone So I got a question for you Jake green zone and this was pointed out to me I got to figure out who who tweeted this that makes I want to get it. I want to give them credit because they had a very good point it was Listener BTC one Every score a gami. Yeah gets closer to not having anymore. Does that make you a little sad? Like it is it is kind of it's a fun moment

But it means that you're one way away you're one away from never having a score gami again Billy is very confused by this Billy. So there's a fine way to live life. I know Right every time five first-round picks for I'm just asking for the present is there a small party that walks away being like Well, there's one more. You know leaf that died. It's winter. No, okay makes it that much harder to earn. Yeah, okay All right, Billy. I'm gonna explain this here really easily. Okay, so numbers are infinite. So Billy if that's true That is true. That's true. So if one day we make touchdowns worth like 30 points each Then yeah, we'll have scored gummies at the asshole offensive game if you if you watch the chiefs bills playoff game You'd understand there are infinite amount of score. Yeah, I did I missed that one. There's not I was busy

I was watching my dragon show one day Everything is gonna get more intense faster stronger and more points. Okay. I think I think I said this last year I think the rule changes was scoring Are gonna come at some point in the next like 30 years like make I was worth different points Maybe that or I've always said kick off through the uprights equals one point for the kicking team Okay, so I've heard that one for a while too that like why not? I don't think that they're gonna do that one when I think they they should do is Safety should be worth four or five points. It's so hard to get it's so rare

It's listen. That's what I'm saying. Like it's so hard to get a safety I feel like the reward the juice isn't worth the squeeze almost like two points. That's nothing It's it's fucking impossible, especially because refs hate calling safeties. They make you get like the entire ball Has to be right out of the line like it's it's very very tough for them to call that So that's that's one that I could see change scores could keep going up. Yeah, you're right There how many how many games Billy do you think off the top of your head? Because this is to my next point in the NFL have had over a hundred points scored I'm looking at the most scored ever and actually I think it's like six

There's four four games over a hundred, which is kind of career six. Sorry. There's two tie for four So yes, there's a five five games ever that have gone over a hundred. Hmm, which is crazy The highest scoring game was Washington 72 Giants 41 with 113 points in 1966 Yeah, if you don't think we're gonna get back to those level. Well, what was that Monday night football game? That was that cheese. Are you talking cheese rams? Yeah, that was third all time a hundred and five fifty four fifty one So this brings me to my next point Eventually Jared Goff will retire and it will be our job as friends of Jared Goff to try to get him into the Hall of Fame And I found a stat that we should be standing on our soapbox for

Jared Goff has now been part of three of The top 20 highest scoring games NFL history incredible. That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool That's pretty impressive because a quarterback their job is a score score points now It gets a little it's tough because there's there's three quarterbacks that have been part of 90 plus games Jared Goff being one of them Drew Brees Hall of Famer being another Carson Palmer also was part of three 90 plus games, which is okay crazy Carson Palmer. He could sling it Yeah, he also I was looking it up because I just I started going down a rabbit hole

One was Carson Palmer vs. Philip Rivers that makes sense Then Carson Palmer had two games over 90 points against the Browns Do you want to guess the quarterbacks he played against in those? Because it's fun. So it was it was Brown's Bengals I'm gonna guess early to me or like 2004 2007 of the two years or 2004 2007 we didn't know no McCoy No, I was too early for him Kelly Holcomb Kelly Holcomb, let's go was 2004 5848 and then Derek Anderson was the other guy

145 balls. That's fun. That's fun The Carson Palmer was in three games over 90 points and two of them were against Kelly Holcomb Kelly Holcomb was good. Now. This is hurting my Jared Goff theory, but let's just go back to that three games That are top top 16 if you want to really get down to it of the highest scoring games in NFL history have featured Jared Goff, so impressive. That's pretty impressive I do think that we need to point out though and we can get we can you know, we can discuss the Hall of Fame stuff separately Jared Goff is legitimately good. Yeah, he's good. Yes, he's taking the lines. He's scoring again They're scoring the most points in football right now. Yeah big cat quick pop quiz

Who's scoring more points per game as a quarterback? Jared Goff or Patrick Mahomes? That'd be Jared. That would be Jared. Goff. Be Jared a quick pop quiz Who's scoring more points per game Aaron Rodgers or Jared Goff? Oh, that'd be Jared That'd be Jared Goff. Jared Goff is scoring his offense is scoring the number one scoring offense in the NFL Also, it proves our theory that the Detroit Lions can lose to any team in the NFL by three points Yeah, I mean they shouldn't have they can lose to the Eagles by three points Yeah, and they can lose to the Seahawks by three times I wanted to bet the Lions today and then I looked at it

I was like wait, they shouldn't be four point four and a half So it was six earlier in the week the point favorites against anyone Yeah, they're just their defense is not good and they just play weird games that always end up in the last minute We're like what's gonna happen? They are the Lions God bless them have now become like a special part of everyone's Sunday because it's when every of the one o'clock games Ends the Lions are still playing and it's like they're an onside kick away Yeah, and you know, it's awesome is we're gonna get to watch this Lions team on Thanksgiving. Yeah, yeah You're gonna have to actually like something to look forward to that first game on Thanksgiving has always been like in the over against

The bill. Oh That's gonna be a lot of points. Okay, there's gonna be a lot of points of Palooza. That's gonna be like off That's 57 point over. That's gonna be awesome. Like we haven't got to see that on Thanksgiving that much recently Yeah, so I've got a hypothetical for you. Okay, when it comes to the to the Lions, we've established that their offense is good and fun if you gave the Detroit Lions The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense Super Bowl, but you replaced their free safety with with Billy Not Super Bowl

Would they be better than they are right now? The Bucs defense with Billy football defense had a tough night. I play the run I can play the run The Billy in the box. No, I think they don't go. I think they would go after them. You think they'd attack them I I could I could be injured within five guys. You see running past them. They would just run four versions and it felt There's I know but I can dive at legs. That's what safety's do. What about what about the fact that what I just said That they pick on four verts every time and you got to go some Leonard Fournette's running at you They got to go You're not stopping. I play it. Well, just run three guys straight go routes and then one guy underneath the middle

Have you seen how safety's tackle? No, I don't watch Billy Billy can do better than an NFL He's got a launch at the better question is how many plays until Billy gets violently injured three five Yeah, I'd say probably the first play. Yeah, I think you know, you'd be non-contact last I think I could last at least a half No, no, you could last you would get so excited to be in the game that you would have a non-contact Contact injury on the very first play you'd like push off and go and then your ACL would be a piece Start like 40 yards behind and you just get like blown at the top of it or what I could know

I could definitely couldn't cover but I think you think Leonard Fournette wouldn't injure you. I would dive at legs Okay, easy as that. I mean, why hasn't anyone thought of that? Okay, let me Miss a lot of tackles. What if you took what if you took the Bucks defense and replaced their You took the worst player on Georgia's defense. Yeah, and put them in the starting 11 on the Bucks lines are then Super Bowl Yeah, maybe not Super Bowl, but they're they're a deep playoff. They're a deep playoff run Yeah, the Lions they just got to figure out defense. That's all. Yeah, they got to figure out defense And on the other side

Geno Smith, we joked about him cooking. He actually is cooking. So he leads the league in completion percentage He's actually got the highest completion percentage of any quarterback ever through four games 77.3 percent to start a season And I just think it would be so funny if Pete Carroll just keeps doing this as a fuck you to Russ Wilson Yeah, because you know Smith just had back-to-back 300 yard games for the first time in his career if he's just like Yeah, Geno, you throw the ball as much as you want I think there's something to be said though about like when Geno Smith throws the ball It makes you feel better watching him do it then when Russ does it when Russ does it. It's kind of boring. Yeah, it's true

It is it's like boring to watch Russell Wilson play quarterback. It's true when Geno Smith does it you're like, oh, holy fuck Geno Smith's doing that. Yeah, and this game also was an all-time Fantasy like if you had anyone on this game, that was awesome for you. Yeah, TJ Hawkinson went insane Rashad Penny went insane like everyone was catching every Jamal Williams DK We didn't even talk about DK taking a cart to go take a dump. Yeah, so he took yeah You did get an uber to the bathroom incredible on the sidelines reached for comment We have an exclusive comment from DK Metcalf. Okay about his trip. He said quote. I had to take a shit Love it. So I think most of us could have figured that part out

But it's good to know it's so awesome like imagine being just being able to like dial up a golf cart Yeah, we all were like, oh DK got hurt like nope power move. He had to take a shit Well, yeah, what happened was They announced on Twitter I just saw somebody say like a DK Metcalf has exited the game on they brought out the cart for him and You can go look at the tape. We're in the game look cave in case DK's wondering is PFT actually my friend I was like, oh my god. Can someone find out what happened to DK? Is he okay? I could finally beat him in a foot race I thought he had well in the poop cart. I can't that's the only way he could beat me, but I was panicking

I was like, oh my I hope he's not like actually hurt because I'll be bad I didn't want that to happen. And then you refresh the timelines like yeah, he's just going to the bathroom. Yeah on the golf cart Yeah, yeah, so power move by him. But yeah, everyone filled the stats in this game It was a very very fun game and the Lions are fun Here's officially the the funnest team in the NFL another fun stat Detroit's 281 combined points and points allowed are the most by any team in the first games of a season in an ethical history Whoa, they're fun. They're fun. They're a lot of fun I like they're not good. Yep. We found that out. They're not good, but they're not good

They're close to being good. They're fun. Hank, who are you gonna be rooting for next week? Is it Lions box in those Lions Patriots? Oh Patriots. No, you're gonna root for fun though Oh, he's happy versus Jared golf is gonna be another 40. It's gonna be another score. Gaby. Yes, so 48 44 It's gonna be an electric game Okay, next up Jared's grown up a lot since the initial take which was correct, but he has grown. He's a different quarterback What was your initial take? I just said the Patriots are gonna beat the Rams in the Super Bowl and everyone got mad at me Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm, but I was right. Yeah, you were right. Hank was right hashtag Hank was right You've been right about a lot of things

Steps on the scale the other day. You were right Chargers Texans Chargers 34 Texans 24 Do you really have to talk about this game? Well, I only had I only had one quick note It was just that the Texans are really bad, but still somehow they almost won the game Yeah, well, they were losing for a decent amount of the game. It was like a backdoor 10-point loss It was 27 7 well It's more about the Chargers like they'll just let anyone back in the game because they did it week one with the Raiders They were up on the Chiefs

It was 27 7 with 550 left in the third and then 12 minutes later It was 27 24. So like that they'll just let anyone back in the game I don't know like the Chargers have are now having a perfect charger season where it was all hype and everyone's injured Bose is out for what like two months. Yeah, Sean Slater seems like maybe some deer antler spray because the report is now He might come back Which I don't know how you come back from that injury. What do you have? It's bicep. I think he tore his bicep. It might not be torn all the way then. Yeah, so he but he might he might be hitting up The deer antler spray, but yeah, this game the Texans are bad Texans are bad

The last winless team so eight eight to ten weeks for Joey Bosa was what I saw that seems just say he's out for the year because he's not We know Joey Bosa. He's gonna come back and he's gonna get injured and like the first half that he's back And the end of the Chargers season this year with the way it's going is gonna essentially be bowl games at the end Yeah, it's like what does this matter? Yeah, so I'm out. Yeah, the Texans They're they're bad football team across the board Damien Pierce is good though Damien Pierce I think you had like an 80 yard runner a 79 yard run something like that He ended up with like 170 yards rushing you always have to have at least one thing to look forward to well They have they also have just watching

Bryce young and CJ Stroud every week. Yeah, that's nice That's that's really nice like you if you are this bad and you know, there's two really good quarterbacks coming down the pipeline You're like, okay. Yeah, that's fine. We'll be bad like just keep Don't fuck it up. Don't don't be don't somehow win a few games You know towards the end where we now aren't talking about something else you by the way the tenders You got to start thinking about that. Oh, I think about I think about this every day I mean the Bears might get back in that race, too I I'd be very sad. I've almost reached the point where I'm like, I'm ready to just full-on tank

Yeah, I'm like put in Heineke because you know why at least Heineke's fun. Yeah watching is fun watching Carson wins is depressing Yeah, I feel depressed Taylor Heineke is very till Heineke you're gonna win some crazy games He's gonna do some stupid stuff. He's gonna be fun But yeah, if you're in a position like the commanders of the Texans the Texans have actually done they're in a weird way They're rebuild correctly Yeah, Texans have really they have a shitload of really stunk it off Yeah, and they have a ton of draft and they are really bad It's very hard to to actually tank in the NFL because you usually end up, you know

These guys are pros, too, and they'll play to the best of their ability Yeah, they'll play the next show ruin a tank job. The Texans are doing a phenomenal job tanking. Yeah, they have okay so next year they have two first-rounders, yeah, and two third-rounders, or sorry No, four third-rounders or no three third-rounders. That's pretty good. And then The following year they have again two first-rounders. Listen if the Texan's cool if the Texans are a stock right now I'm buying a shitload. I'm putting my paycheck into Texan stock. Yeah having back-to-back two first-rounders. Yeah, that's awesome

I've never had that like that's awesome I mean imagine how cool it would be big cat if you if you just declared if you're like living in Houston right now Maybe you've checked out of the team for a while You get to just spend the rest this year not really worrying about how your team does you have zero expectations In fact, you probably want them to lose. They're so boring that you probably don't want to watch them play on Sundays You get a lot of shit done this fall and just knowing that over the next two three years You're gonna have a great fun team to watch the entire time and you get to play a little revisionist history and be like Yeah, that was smart that we got rid of to Sean Watson serial predator

Our team did a great job identifying that to Sean Watson. Yeah had these tendencies Yeah, and we made sure that he had the correct hotel reservations and security that watched over him So he didn't do it in team facilities We gave him all this protection because who knows how many more dozens of women Yeah, yeah had we not good job Texans Yeah, the Texans in this analogy are basically like the Milwaukee Police Department in 1987 Yeah, and so I think one of those guys ended up becoming police chief So there you go Texans. You'll be good if you're Texans fan. Just know that like

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Raiders Broncos Raiders Have a win good job Raiders Congrats Raiders gotta win. There was it was a must win and They did it they won they won their must win season back on they actually which is crazy I know that the chiefs are now are three and one but the Broncos and the Chargers are two and two like you're not Your your your a couple wins away from being back in this thing. Yeah, I guess not it's not over We know we always overreact, but you can go if you're Josh, we're like, hey, we're back in this thing Yeah, the Broncos look they look bad though They look they're very sad to watch the good news is we only have them like six more times in prime time this year

Yep, they would get to watch them and I feel bad for Nathaniel hack it in a way because The mistakes get compounded in prime time when you're the only game that's on TV So we're gonna he's gonna be underneath the microscope with a special advisor and that's gonna be tough. Also They're in a tough position right now because Givante Williams is hurt. Yeah, who's he's awesome. He's a good player Melvin Gordon is there only real option at running back and he fumbles the ball every time he touches it all the time So he's got like real bad fumble issues. I think he's had I'm just doing this off the top of my head like three or four fumble sixes in the last ten games Yep, so whatever reason whenever he fumbles the ball it always gets returned for a touchdown shout out Garrett bowl offensive lineman for the

Broncos making sure that he shows up on tape giving maximum effort. Yeah, I dope tophs It was it was comical. How late he dove he dove across across the goal line Yeah, about like a full second after the Raiders player across it And then he also did the thing where he like landed on his knees to like protect himself Yeah, so it wasn't really trying to make the tackle But like they're gonna watch in the film room They're gonna have a good laugh and the coach is gonna be like we appreciate the hustle Yeah, he and his mind for the first like 20 yards. He thought he was Ben Watson

Yes corner flagging champ Bailey and then he gets dusted by like 30 yards to the end zone Yeah, so yeah, the Broncos like the first half they actually look good offensively and then they just stunk They totally stunk in the second half Josh Jacobs by the way is also I think he's officially a Bronco killer every time he plays them He just rips off crazy runs and touchdowns So that was again 144 and two touchdowns today He's got three multi multi touchdown games against them So that's it always sucks when you have one guy who's like yeah that guy kills us and there's nothing we can do about it

Yeah, and you thought the Broncos defense going in was gonna be lays their strength and yeah, they're they look they don't look good They haven't put together one full game where you're like. Oh, yeah, the Broncos look good No, they definitely don't look like a team that was a quarterback away. No, no, no And maybe the quarterback hasn't helped them. They do get to play the Colts on Thursday night, which I was thinking about it too Back, you know, we talked at length about Matt Ryan and it really sucks for Matt Ryan Not just the fact that he's getting Violently assaulted every single Sunday, but the fact that 23 will just never escape him Even so they had a graphic. This is the never-escape. Oh

The what not Ryan versus Russell Wilson true true The you're gonna just relish in this because they'll show highlights of both It'll be great. But yeah, they they did a promo for Thursday night football and Russell Wilson was in it And you'd think it'd be Matt Ryan. They did Jonathan Taylor instead Jonathan Taylor, he's 28 Russell Wilson's three. Oh, okay, and they had it lined up exactly. That's fucked up It's just like that's he's gonna have to live with that the little subtle shit forever even remember the Wasn't didn't he's like a ball he threw or something going to yeah, it was the ball number like 283

Yeah, he started a trend when JMU came back against Appalachian State the other weekend when it was that was 28 to three He was he's just always gonna it's like 28. It's number 23 the movie with Jim Carrey except his is yeah It's gonna happen It's gonna happen every few years and you're gonna be like oh Matt Ryan Not he won an MVP and made you know hundreds of million dollars and was a really good quarter a top five quarterback for a few years there No, no 28 would you trade positions with Matt Ryan right now? Yes, because the money the money does the money but every person that you meet you know It's gotta be so weird for him because he knows when they look at you. Yeah somewhere in their head

They're thinking 28 through no, they're gonna they're thinking in their head like I really want to ask him like so, dude How bad that's yeah, and he's like yeah, every and that's like everybody that you meet for the rest and it's no one I like unfortunately for him Dan Quinn doesn't really own it In a little bit, you know Julio Jones doesn't own it. None of these guys. It's it's Matt Ryan Mm-hmm. He owns it and it just is brutal for 383 in every football game that is 28 to three unless there's it's the fourth quarter They're gonna bring it up. Yeah, gotta say of course. Well, you know what happened 28 what happened Matt Ryan

How much money has he made cuz I'm thinking to myself. I might not trade no so much 163 All right, hold on. I'm getting it right now. All right, Matt Ryan. Would I trade places with Matt Ryan? Okay, I think the number will shock you and it will definitely Jake has it. Yeah, you would how much is it? Yeah Do your guess do your guesses 163. I think it's two hundred and twenty three million. Nope higher higher two hundred eighty three million higher What fuck I'm going four hundred two hundred and ninety one two hundred ninety one million dollars I need three hundred and wait wait before taxes though. Yeah, I'll be next season. It'll be 320 320 I Would trade I would take the 28. I like my life. Yeah, I would take the 23 jokes

I like my life. That is so much money But you know that everyone thinks that when they look at two years of podcasting. That's true Yeah, I'll just dude just do just five days a week. Okay. Let's just do a Thursday show. Yeah, fuck it game check I need to get a new coach at Wisconsin. So we might have to there we go Yes, I just start funneling the money. Okay. Yeah, so the Raiders are back the Broncos look terrible The Raiders this is gonna be an all-time hype like if the Raiders can beat the chiefs on Monday night football watch out Is it an arrowhead? I think so watch out. Do you guys see that's gonna be great for like just everyone being like Watch out for the Raiders. Garrett bulls is tackle attempt. Yeah, we're on the run back. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the linemen. Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we have we talked about that. That's okay. I was looking at me. Yeah, you were doing yeah You're looking it's okay. These are long shows. Yeah, you're good. It's that couch. Yeah, it's that couch No, your name was Billy would kill you for this. Yeah, it's your Jake. No, it's up Really loves it when Jake fuck yeah, he gets a big smile. He's like this rules Yeah at chiefs Monday football. Okay. Yeah, they're not win that game. No, but if they do Watch out for the Raiders like I just want to get the watch out for the Raiders going I just there's got to be a way that we can get the Broncos off primetime games, right? So many guys a country is Will they accept a change org petitioner? How does that work? I know you can't do it

But like just put my homes on every Monday football. Yeah, my home's just have them play every Monday football or or the bills Yeah, it'd be cool. The bills are the chiefs. No one would complain. No, no one would complain All right Cardinals Panthers. I mean JJ watt Releases to two is off the hook. That was nice. He was JJ watt got in front of that but released that he said that someone was about to release it was Jake laser that he had a Regular heartbeat and had to have his heart shocked on Wednesday. Yeah, and then he's gonna play Wouldn't that be HIPAA like actually HIPAA? I don't know releasing medical information about somebody like that I'm pretty sure would be I kind of that was a power move by JJ. I liked it. Yeah

Yes, I I think it was good that he got in front of it, but also I I was mad at JJ when he was playing what we're gonna say I was gonna say joke, but I don't say joke or is it just you know, JJ's trying to put the spotlight on himself again Yeah, there you go. I don't think so. There you go. I'm mad at JJ living in 2016, bro I'm like I Mad at JJ for his own good because imagine something had happened to him in this game and Imagine you died Beating Matt rule. Yeah Carolina Panthers. Yeah, is that really worth it? Like we're not talking about even a divisional match up here. You're not going up

You're not like sacking Matt Stafford and the defending Super Bowl champions to win a game You're beating like Baker Mayfield and the Carolina Panthers. Yeah, no, I agree But I think that JJ probably asks his doctors like am I good to go and they're like, yeah, you're good to go It's like, okay, great. Yeah, I'm playing. I'm a football guy That is it is crazy and when you'd like think about in the macro like sense But if he was good to go he's gonna play he like he loves football after our heart procedure I probably would have been like I would check the schedule and been like, okay We're playing a team in the NFC South. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'm gonna

I'm gonna take three days of bed rest after you've shocked my heart back into it I also wouldn't have waited four days to tell everyone. I would have told everyone immediately I would have done a live stream from the fucking hospital. Yeah, look at me. I'm a hero. Yeah. Yeah What are you gonna say Billy? His heart's just so big from all like charity. He does. That's good. That's a fact. You know, it's hard Yeah, I forgot by the way Baker is bad. He got booed I did forget though that Ben Macadoo is the offensive coordinator. Mm-hmm, which is just funny It's funny to think about you remember when when they were looking at drafting Kenny pick it

Yeah, this year and then Ben Macadoo just went over and he was like, let me see your hand And just looked at his hand and started nod to himself. Yeah, that's a good hand, baby That's a great. That's a great hand. We should have led with this though. The curse is over. What is that? Oh, yeah The Arizona Cardinals have finally beaten the Carolina Panthers. Yes for the first time in franchise history. Yes, that's sure Everybody's been waiting for this. It's been the biggest line. Yeah, congratulations. Let's clap it up By the way, if anyone watched this entire game by themselves, just let me know and I'll send you I don't know I'll send you a present because Jesus Christ the and it always it always feels like extra bad because like Kyler Murray should Be fun to watch and the game was so depressing. Yeah, and bad and just like the uniforms like

Color rush in this was just everything was bad. Here's something though We need to start putting in the tickler file Jake the Arizona Cardinals Through four games PFT guess how many points they've scored in the first half through four games? Oh 10 16 so a little more we need to start taking their first half under Yeah, I know that probably won't work. How's our defense doing? Their defense is is pretty good to their defense is playing well after the Chiefs debacle They've they've done well like they've held it

But like they just don't for whatever reason they just suck in the first half. Mm-hmm. They just come out terrible I've got kind of a crazy idea. Wait. Tell me what you think about this one if I was Cliff Kingsbury I would think about having Kyler Murray run the football. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and they brought I know it's kind of wild They will probably get better when Deandre Hopkins comes back and then they'll maybe we'll have a chance to make some money off that But yeah, they're they're not a fun team to watch I mean you have one of the most electric Playmakers with his feet on your team and he just seems like he doesn't run the ball unless they're around the goal line In which case he will try to score a touchdown or have to come back or have come back

But like they don't they don't call any like design or many design runs for him Yeah, but when a play breaks down, he'll take off. Maybe like have him have him run the football a little bit Yeah, maybe run some option and I do think that they had Three wide receivers all under six feet. Yeah, they're starting three. Yeah, very cool. There's love. Yeah. Okay last game The last game is brought to you by our friends at rowback. I'm actually wearing the new rowback joggers right now They have performance joggers. They are super super comfortable. So am I warm today felt great Promo code take at rowback.com for 20% off your first purchase RHOBACK.com promo code take New performance joggers wearing them. They are everything. I wanted in a jogger. They also have the performance hoodies polos

pfts Head-to-toe row back right now. So thank you to row back last game brought to you by row back use code take for 20% off Packers Patriots is Bailey zappy the guy. I think he is Let him throw that they let him throw the ball. He's the guy. Yeah, I look when they let him throw the ball I love Bailey zappy. I love them at Western Kentucky. He was an overs machine. He was so much fun. His name is fun Everything about him is fun. He doesn't he he does not know how to to play under center Which you could watch where he would just sprint as hard as he could to hand the ball off

That's exciting that's like getting an athletic freak in the NBA draft. That's an 18-year-old It's like he can't shoot or like do stuff, but he's so athletic you can teach him that yeah That's the stuff you can teach he extends so much effort It looks like it takes the entire world for him to be able to get the ball to a running back Who's running like off tackle? He tries so hard to get back there, but when he throws it he is fun I think he has the most he has the most touchdowns in a season in college football history, right? Yeah, so and the most yards in a season. Yes So it was one of those moments that like you get to be like a little bit of hipster for the people who don't watch college football the NFL fans who

Like just like college football sucks because they're like who's Bailey zappy Bailey zappy's electric like he was electric at Western Kentucky the story went re viral of he played at Houston Baptist to start his college career and One of the retaining walls on the stadium was literally a CVS So it was like a CVS was like you literally could just like in a parking lot and then that was their stadium So that's where he played for the start of his career went to Western Kentucky Obviously football has changed a lot in the last 25 years, but Tom Brady's entire career at Michigan He had four hundred four thousand seven hundred and seventy three yards and thirty TDs Bailey zappy's last year at Western Kentucky only year at Western Kentucky

5,967 yards sixty two TDs I mean, he had a crazy season. I think Joe Burrow had 60 right in his big season insane insane season And his name is so much fun to say it is Yeah, yeah, there's a there's a ton of Yeah, get zapped out there. Yeah, I like that. So so Hank Where do you stand in terms of looking at Bailey zappy versus looking at Mack Jones and being like which guy kind of look Alike to they do look a lot alike and and I'm not you know You got to see how they play Bailey zappy similar to Kenny picket and Mitch Tabischi like

Mitch didn't do anything wrong. That Jones hasn't done anything wrong, but There was a spark and an energy when Matt when a Bailey zappy was playing today, they played well They came back they were in the game the offensive play calling They were just running the ball in first and second down at the end of the game and in overtime They didn't give him a chance to win the game, which I think he could have but yeah, it I had a different energy Maybe it was just because it was unexpected you're expecting a Brian horror like, you know snooze fest and you got a Bailey zappy energy But I was more excited today watching that game than pretty much any of the other games That did piss me off at the end of the game when Bella check just it seemed like he wasn't trying to win at all

No with his play calling. Yeah on Not just the fourth downs where he played kind of he called it kind of chicken shit But also just like the play call he didn't trust Bailey zappy even though zappy had a couple nice throws out there Yeah, you're running out first and second down when everyone knows you're gonna run it And then everyone knows you're gonna pass on third down like I I knew that was coming Yeah, that also was such a classic like why the NFL is the NFL in the best league The Patriots were on Brian Hoyer who hadn't started a game in like three years oh and 11 is last 11 starts They go to Bailey zappy and they almost win the game like no one thought they were gonna win the game

They almost won the game and Aaron Rodgers also threw his 500 TD pass whatever he yelled his office He also used the F word. Yeah, and that's got past the sensors I don't where I snapped the fucking ball. I reported it to the FCC already bullshit. Yeah, but yeah the Packers I don't know you should be a Packers you barely beat Bailey zappy So so I brought this up to when I when I came in but I was thinking about it on the drive-in and and you know The Patriots have one quarterback. That's currently active. They're gonna have to sign someone farve. You can't Blake. No He's trying to hog all the Blake's You're trying to get all I'm trying to get a job on you know

You don't want to collect them on them to work. I wanted to work But you're getting a little selfish with the blitz after Blake Griffin saw no no you guys trust me I actually wanted to bring this up because you guys know way more of these random quarterbacks of me Who else are they gonna capernick? Yeah, they should sign They should actually sign both farve and capernick Yeah If Belichick wants to have like the wildest season and do the thing where he beats the game on expert mode Get farve and capper actually don't worry about winning

Belichick might be the only person that on earth that is as bad at texting as Brett Farve is I think he's in brilliant couple of lawsuits as well on his end. Yeah But that would be awesome get farve get capper Nick get Tebow I mean he did have Tebow at one point on his team. I am rooting for Blake to be back So whatever you can have all the blakes you're being kids. It's selfish, but you're be You are doing it for Blake. I know you want all the blakes. Yeah, what's Ryan now it up to? Right now at Matt Castle. That's why I was running through the list in my head I was like, I really don't know probably someone random, but I feel like Blake. This is the perfect opportunity for

Yeah, what what players cow sloater you need a veteran get sloater a veteran with experience He's went to the ASP championship That's true. I mean he basically did beat the Patriots in Foxboro. Yeah, I think him and Bill would be good friends Here we go. Here's a quote. He runs well. He's a big strong kid He's hard to bring down he can extend plays just similar to the quarterbacks that we've seen really the last three weeks Not counting the Giants game But we've seen three weeks in a row plays that have the type of skill and yeah, he's definitely in that category That is that is bill bow check on Blake portals

So I'm like he loves them I think Blake actually like the year in Boston Blake actually has probably several options right now that are bubbling up Mm-hmm. We've seen some of the quarterback play around the league. Yeah, that's I think the Broncos are probably considering getting him back in the room Okay, you can have Blake Thank you There's weird getting all the blakes getting all it was where the Patriots the only team that we're wearing like the other country's flags On their jackets. I didn't see like Bella check had a Croatian flag Oh, and then Patricia was coaching with the Italian flag on his jacket

That's cool because it's like the international week because the game over in England Yeah, and so it was just weird seeing and then Steve Belichick was doing the mouth thing and also had the Croatian thing Yeah, just weird speaking of which Bell check freaked out on the ref that was always great to see he was yeah breaking headsets flipping all the way out It's that Croatian blood in them speaking of which the the Giants and the Packers play in London next weekend It's the first time we've ever sent a game with two teams over 500. We should take that back Easy, we should take it back. That's crazy. I like the idea of giving England all our shitty exports. Yeah Also, I'm officially I get nervous about that gunshot bet we made what if the Jets beat the Patriots both times in season

Let's get shot. Wait. That was the bet that you did. I thought it was Super Bowl. Yeah, no, it was Jets beat the Patriots Yeah, yeah That's awesome. You have to get shot. You have to get shot. Yeah, that seems like something I would have to get shot, but I'm so happy to hear that if the Jets beat the Patriots Yeah, that literally doesn't do anything for you like we did Super Bowl The Bears and the Commanders winning the Super Bowl. We also would not have remembered. Yeah. Yeah Now we have now we Jake put that in the fucking but we need a restructure it because I won't Tumbling no of small caliber bullets. No, wait, so Billy you're saying you're saying that we need to read

We need to redo the bet because you figured out that getting shot is bad Yes, with small caliber the guy on the on the Commanders came back in four weeks Dude, yeah, he's our best player right now has two bullets in his leg You could definitely play the NFL game, okay, yeah, yeah, I'm looking forward to that now What's the? Guess the line pass lines. Oh Where's it in Fox? It's in it's in Foxboro That's lines. I've got Patriots

I'll say Patriots minus four minus two and a half with a rookie QB. I mean it's Patriots I'm an offensive juggernaut over under 50 Patriots minus two and a half. Oh Nailed it 46. Ah My models say take the over I mean it is that's four That's four points of value that I just gave you people because obviously my model is correct I had two and a half. Yeah, that's I mean two and a half is always the like. Ah, we don't know

Let's just give the home team. Oh, I think we have our biggest line of the year so far. Oh, whoo Steelers bills. Oh in Buffalo. Yes. Oh 13 and a half 14. Wow That it's got to be the biggest. I might just be it might just be that for the can't lose parlay. Just get one win Just 20 line bills. That's it. That's all it is Okay Anything else in this game? The pat? I mean the Packers didn't look good The Aaron Rodgers look bad for the first half then he looked awesome. I hate his haircut his new haircut looks it's it looks greasy

And at the end I was hoping he was gonna throw a Hail Mary right in Hank's face Just so you could feel my pain for a second. I was just like I had my camera out. I it's gonna happen I just think that that bell check lost this game for the Patriots. Yeah, I think offensive play Oh, he's been bad. Yeah, the Dolphins game. They could have won. Well, it turns out that when you have Joe judge game They could have won bad play Kong at the end. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know who's seeing this come I don't know if it was the play calling or if it was that just the overall strategic decision-making of When to go for it and when to punt. Yeah, well, no It's like conservative play and that's where it's like I feel like an idiot because I don't I only watch football

I don't even you know watch film or like read shit. I'm just like watching the games. That's like Do something don't run it on first and second down every time. Yeah, mix it up Do something I think I you know that surrender index thing that they put out on like the worst punts I think he had the the worst two punts of the year We're both today my bill bell check in this game and you're you have a rookie quarterback third string You're playing it tied at Lambo. Oh, yeah Yeah, you should have been wearing a French flag. It's true the way you surrender No one expected you to win this game. Go fucking win the game. I agree

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Johns comm or through the Papa Johns app Billy football guy the week Starting off with our week a week for winner Ken Dorsey. You remember you smashed the iPad Josh Allen had a comment on it Show me someone who's okay with losing and I'll show you a loser fax and I was like that's a badass quote Also, Josh Allen. I don't know if you guys saw he trolled Bryson. They had a rope after the game He did like a little it was awesome. I'm Speaking of Bryson, he put out a massive statement today. I thought he died

That's how long this statement was that he put out on Instagram I thought he was saying like it was his team being like we regret to inform you that Bryson was killed in a rollover wreck earlier today No, he was actually just saying like I this has been a tough year I'm glad that I've got all my fans respect my fans I came in second place in a long drive competition today credit to the guy that beat me. Let's go next year Okay, team Bryson nice. He is the biggest goof ever, but he made a video that he came in second. Yeah in that competition Yeah, no those guys don't like a separate It's a separate thing. They don't even like golf. Yeah, just hit bombs

Yeah, but yeah Bryson made a video mocking the rope thing, but it was like a week and a half too late It was a funny video, but it was just like Dude, you got to make this video the next day Okay, Billy Our first nominee is obviously JJ Watt. Yep playing after having some sort of heart problem That's huge or second I think that's gonna be the overall winner. Everyone's going nuts about this one Number two is Joe burrow when he was asked about his new helmets

They was playing Thursday night football in the white bangle ones. He said I play in trash bags I don't really care what we wear out there. That's classic a number three This one is I don't think a lot of people heard about this But turns out Terry Bradshaw had been batting battling cancer for the past year and he didn't tell anybody and he beat it and Told everyone on today's I love that. Yeah, I'm a football guy I mean, Terry's one of those guys who's like staple of football. There is football. Yeah Yeah, so to hear that this guy just you know beat, you know, he's currently cancer-free But just has been battling for the past year and still you know showing up doing shows and bringing love entertaining America like beast

That's football guy. Yeah, that's the OG. Do you think JJ Watt's gonna beat cancer? Well, he'd probably tell people about it No, I'm saying I'm saying like you think JJ Watt's heart thing is gonna beat Can't I mean maybe I had to bring I don't know how you weigh that Yeah, they're like heart disease is the number one killer of Americans probably cancers probably number two Yeah, I mean I had to bring somebody to beat Watt because everyone's being like football guy But and then number four Trevor Lawrence did an interview In full pads with his helmet right off practice field football guy. Okay. Yeah, can't play in rain though Yeah, so he's gotta figure that out. Okay. Those are football guys of the week. Check out the blog vote

Well, we will send JJ Watt a ball with a nail if he wins, but first we're sending to Ken Dorsey Okay, I think Josh might foster a little bit of that. Okay. Nice. Nice. Good. Good. Good job, Billy Let's finish up. Who's back? We want to condone Ken Dorsey's behavior though. No, it's disgusting I'm still very he'll never get a job in the NFL. I'm broken up by it. Yeah He's not a psychopath. Why did he show like why did he show that much? Emotion and passion it's kind of disturbing because he doesn't like losing. Yeah Rub me the wrong way and a lot of the youngsters at home, too Yeah, he goes for an interview for head coach. Someone's gonna bring that out. Oh my god. Wow

I don't want him like Ron Rivera get out of town But like if you got angry if it's between Ron Rivera or a guy that actually cares about his team losing I'm sorry. I got to go with Ron Nick Saban would never show that type of emotion. No disgusting Okay, Hank, who's back of the week? We kind of talked about it earlier, but Blake Griffin Yeah, like the air he's back. He's had a one-year deal with the Celtics. Yeah two games away from winning a championship last year Obviously, the locker room is in a lot of turmoil You know, you need someone you need a figure to come in and just set everything right and do what you need to do to Push your team over the top. It's Baker. Yeah, and the the merch you put up is incredible. It's Blake of the year

He looks like lucky the leprechaun. Yeah, I was mad. I was mad. Does he does he respect lucky? Yeah Oh, he he Damian Instagram was like, I need one of those. Yeah, awesome. Don't check them out PMT store It's it's it's use promo code Jake zero percent off It's just ground I've been happy about it all weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is nice Celtics pretty young team Right, sure. It's a Blake is a veteran leadership. Yeah, Hal Horford young guy father figure. No, they are young team. Yeah Yeah, I mean Billy what they need they need leadership after email my other who's back. Yeah, I have to oh chili Okay Chili's back. Are you you're cocking me on my announcement of chili season being back?

Go ahead. Were you gonna do that? Well, I usually wait till like it's cold for a couple days in a row and then I'm like, yeah It's chilly. I actually made me like a cool video. I and oh, yeah, that is back. Yes, Ryan bomb Garner Kevin from the office came into the office and him Billy and Ben Minns had a chilly. Yes, competition You guys were the judges. It was a crap girl productions. It's gonna be a long very funny video. It's coming out Tuesday. Yes, we'll have some promo videos out this week, but it's gonna be Tuesday now We'll do a YouTube premiere. Everyone will be in the comments. It's it's a very very funny You know PMT centric chili make sure that we put that out before the dozen trivia event in Philly That's how you're cocking me on my side. Go ahead. Go ahead

My chili's back chili's back. It's very funny just until Tuesday. Just very funny video Very funny. Is chili season not the same as soup season? No chili season You have to cuz my theory is that if you eat a bowl of chili and like the next day Like if you eat a bowl of chili for dinner in the next day, it's like 85 degrees. You got problems So you gotta you gotta wait for the consistent like cool temperatures and it's like boom now We're going hard on the chili. You can eat at any time But it is like if you got a gut full of chili and then all of a sudden You're like, oh, I gotta wear a t-shirt and a shorts. I'm yeah, it's a problem

It's anything you'd like to say about the video before it comes out Billy Honestly, I think Brian Baumgart didn't realize that actual characters like the ones he portrayed in the office Existed in real life and it was quite the dynamic. I have no idea what that means. Yep. Yeah, what does that mean? Tune in on Tuesday. Sure. Were you were you like right? Were you like? I didn't know what you were gonna say. That's perfect. That's perfect previous. All right, PFC year. Who's back? My who's back is the dozen trivia. Yes, because me and big cat are competing amongst others down in Philadelphia on Tuesday It's October 4th at 730 at the Met in Philadelphia. We're doing a dozen live taping Jeff D low will be down there hosting it. So it's my team the experts. That's right. My team the experts the yak

Frank and the Frank ads and uptown balls. And so tickets are on sale now and it's gonna be a good time Should be should be fun the the live trivia a great trivia time too. Yeah, the great great great trivia town The live trivia events are so much fun. We did one in Chicago last year. It's ruckus. It's awesome Definitely buy tickets if you got nothing going on on Tuesday night in Philly and come see us because it's gonna be a ton of fun It'll be blast. Yes. All right My who's back is Wisconsin because we fired our head coach. So the Badgers are officially back. They've back to being good We were bad for the first time in 20 years Hank. Now. We're gonna be good again Do you think maybe the lease was a little bit too short? No, I think you just said that you were bad for the first time in 20 years

Yeah, no, no, I think that it was it was painful to watch the the Badgers play this past month They did the they they've done all three things. They've done in the last month at various times With Paul Christ and like the last 20 years and that's lose a non-conference game at home Get just be like non-competitive against Ohio State and they get blown out by Illinois You can't do all three things in a one month span So Jim Leonard my favorite Badger of all time his return He's maybe the best like one of the top football guys of all time walk on made it to NFL for a decade And yes, he's the head coach and I'm ready to roll. What are you roll?

hypothetically Urban Meyer through his hat. Yeah, sure You just said hypothetically would you like to put your morals aside to win a national title? Yes. The answer is yes The answer is yes, but I'm rooting for Jim. I want Jim to get the job. I want him to turn it around I want him to I love him. He is my favorite Badger So I want him to get the job But yeah, it feels good because when you have to answer for your team sucking if you fire your coach And you like what we fired our coach, right? Like, you know, it's a problem solved, right?

So sure will be that easy. We're just talking earlier tonight about just how impressive Patrick my home's looks and you know His quarterback coach is Matt Nagy and he might be a hot name that would come across This this hiring season. Good. How would you like Matt Nagy to be a badger? Yeah, yeah, when you when you tweeted out you're like I did it as like a half a troll It's like yeah half a troll half a troll that was it would honestly like a patrol. It would be very funny for me I'd support myself for like for like eight hours and then I'd realize what I'd done on a mountain if it actually happened And I'd be like this is actually this it became a little bit too real. Yeah, no It's just fun to think about I'd go to the top of Bascom Hill in Madison

And I would just fucking put a sharp blade right in my stomach and bleed out right there Be very funny be dead forever. Also wild stats are back. I got one for you Jake. You ready for this? Yep. All right The last time Kansas was five and oh, mm-hmm They did it by beating Iowa State on homecoming in 2009 and they did that this year and since so in between Going five and oh against Iowa State in 2009 and going five and oh this year against Iowa State

They were 23 and 125 So maybe they've broken the code and they're back Well, actually, you know, that would be no. Yeah, no, they're out of it. They're out of it. They've gotten out of it, right? That's a crazy record in between 23 and 125 last time they were five and they went five and oh against Iowa State in 2009 and lost every game the rest of the Season's wild. So hopefully that doesn't happen this year. The the game day list gets smaller and smaller. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, oh Yeah game day by the way, if we're gonna do that college football show Rutgers scat away

I think this shows at 530 on Friday night Nebraska Rutgers. I think I think I'm going to the game. Oh nice. Yeah Yeah, support my guys Shiano. Yeah. Yeah, he and he and Ryan day getting into it Ryan day did apologize to Shiano good because he's gonna get his ass kicked well Shiano was doing this point Yeah, you don't want an Italian doing this. No, Shiano was that means you're fucked. He was ready to just absolutely choke slam He was you're just going like this Like that's like that's literally a death. There's one thing with an Italian There's just one thing that Greg Shiano wants to do if he can't win. He wants to kick your ass Yeah, and so he played right into his hand of that Ryan day would get his ass whooped our good friend TJ

His entire career comes down to Friday night Let's hope the crowd's good entire hitching's family Their entire reputation is a family Damn. Yeah, I've told Also, I made a video trying to pump everyone up and I was like they've kidnapped me and made me go to Piscataway And then Rutgers tweeted out the video and they just edited that part out So shut up them

Uh, okay, Billy my who's back is cheating We've seen a lot of cheating scandals in the news recently, but I don't think any of these are gonna It's consensual. No, I'm talking about nobody's still cheating. No cheating in games cheating in tournament like chess There's a chess cheating scandal. There was recently a poker cheating scandal. It'll be too complicated for me to explain Yeah, I don't really understand it. Um, but the poker should it's hard to follow if you don't know poker like I tried Oh, yeah, I tried to watch a video and I was like, I'm out I figured out if you get really good at poker and then somebody who's worse than you Beats you by being stupid. You just say that they cheated. Yeah, that's that's how the poker thing works

But then yeah, whatever. Yeah, I give the money back. It was like a poker douche bag type thing Yeah, anyway, this one is even more serious This is about cheating in a fishing tournament. Yes Last week, uh, I think late in the week there was serious allegations made and evidence found uh in a, uh walleye fishing tournament in ohio Uh, the winner of the walleye fishing tournament

The head of the tournament went to the winner's fish. There was about five fish They weighed 33 pounds in the second place winner said, hey, my fish are bigger. Why do their fish weigh more than mine? Fair question And then the tournament commissioner said, you know what? We've had so many of these allegations about these guys Went up to the fish cut them open. Yep Weights spilt out. Yeah, there was there was fishing weights in there led weights like three four pound weights inside these fish Wrapped in fillets. Yeah, and if you saw the video, which is a very intense video They slice open these guys fish and these guys are caught dead to rights. They're just silent standing there as

uh Guy just is yelling at them for cheating their faces turn red. Yeah, and then a huge mob forms apparently these guys in the past year have won over 300 000 in fishing boats and cash prizes in different walleye tournaments across the midwest and Everyone on that circus that circuit was so irate. I was scared for these guys lives in the video They should have kicked their ass mob rule. If that guy who's the tournament, uh, You know

Looking watching over the tournament wasn't a cop that a pole, you know parking lot full of fishermen were about to jump He was a cop. Yeah, that's the only reason he should have arrested him Well, he should have no why didn't he arrest him if he's a police officer because he would we pay the cops for No, so he told them to leave and then they called the police because if they stayed there It was a good chance that the crowd was going to beat the shit out of them. So wait, they actually did call the cops Yeah, they did call the cops and the cops escorted them out I guess there's a fraud that's been committed, right? Yeah, but like how Has anybody ever been arrested for putting weights inside should be that's a big time crime

Apparently there's something on the books where it's like something like there was an old law where like if you're a horse thief Or like a law a blue law. Yeah. Yeah, or a lobster pot robber Like those were punishable by death back in like the old days or stuff. Yeah. Yeah, so yeah It's like those laws like you can't you can't like walk with a woman if she's wearing like a sundress on a tuesday Like those laws the weird laws. Yeah, so you can't have a pet Uh raccoon. Yeah, or like cattle. I think that's a good law. Yeah, that's a good one. Billy would disagree Yeah, but anyway, these guys were about to get their shit rocked and so every the whole fishing twitter Fishing reddit fishing has just been exposing these guys

And they're two guys, uh, i'm not gonna dox their names because they've been what they cheated at They've been dragged through the mud a lot. Well, they should be at um, but these guys What are their names? Uh, i'll give their last names run you know, give us their first names I don't give up. Thanks for not doxing them last names, but they basically have been stuffing What are their first names? Okay, let me find the exact name. That's how we can judge who they are Jake runyon and chase kaminsky. Yeah, they're chase They cheated. Yes. If I it's also jakes or big-time cheaters. This is a disgusting disavow. Yeah Discuss about all jakes. Yep. You can change your name. Maybe what's your real name? Wallace Wallace

Marsh, yeah, that would be great with a fuck as Wallace No, but so it turns out what these guys were doing was wrapping the weights in bought walleye fillets Yeah shoving it down their mouth, which is also forcing the fish to do cannibalism Yeah, and also killing the fish which the fish are supposed to in a lot of tournaments The fish have to be alive when you bring them to the scales But turns out these guys have been winning tons of tournaments and in fishing is like you can be a very good fisherman But because it's so random like what fish is swimming by your boat at that exact moment There tends to be a lot of parody and these guys were winning way too consistently to

For everyone to be like, hey something's going on and at this tournament the tournament supervisor was finally like, okay They're outliers We're gonna cut open these fish because usually they don't cut open the fish because they don't want to kill the fish Because it's usually catch and release type thing But fishing reddit fishing like all the fishing meshing message boards fishing 4chan How is how is a chan going they're going nuts and they're making and the memes are hilarious They like have me shot their winning fishes where they're holding up fishes and just put up weights Yeah, so I I did a little bit of reading on your blog billy and one of the lines was that uh

They were they were suspected of cheating before Because one of the guys had failed the post tournament polygraph that was administered last year Which is apparently like a normal fishing it's very normal like after a fishing tournament They have they have all the team members take polygraph tests. I love it To make sure that they're not lying like I I kind of love fishing tournaments. I think I'm in no I mean these guys are sober fishermen these guys go fishing Sometimes don't catch anything no drinking no music like these guys are fishing fishing. Yeah should be done sober fishermen Shoving lead weights into every dead fish sober fishermen are probably the most intense people of all time. Yeah. Yeah, I

I don't really care for the aesthetic of the professional fishermen and by that I mean like they look like NASCAR drivers with the logos everywhere I like to think of my fishermen as being like straw hat like backwood overall overall that type of thing now They look like they were like like shout out of a mountain dew bottle. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but they've robbed some of the Runner-ups that were robbed out of hundreds of thousands of dollars and they'd have no way to prove it over the past two years So justice. Yeah, all right. Do the right thing Jake and chase chase. Yeah, give the money back. Give the boat back. Give it all back. I think they're getting federal fraud

Let's go. Yeah, lock them up. Lock them away. Throw away the key Uh, could who's back billy stop the steel? They need to just do one like court case with The chess guys. Yeah, the poker people and this guy's just one giant ruling. Yep Yeah, have billy miss have billy mcfarland be the judge billy broke the story. Yeah, I know He was in the quote tweets. Oh no billy was going viral big time viral big j billy. Yeah Chase the story when I can love it chase it I liked all billy's updates that he was giving like after after he realized it was going mega viral He just kept replying to his original tweet with some variation of i'm working on a blog

I'll have more on this later. Yeah, and then he'd reply that I'd be like i'm still working on the blog It should be up soon a major. I'm still I'm still working on the blog I've submitted it, but the editors haven't approved it yet. It's just like giving a running timeline of how hard he's working It was a saturday. Yeah, it's a job billy. Yeah, I could be entertaining clients. You could have been could have Um, all right jake finish us off. Uh, my who's back is west coast baseball We have some playoff droughts that were snapped. Yeah the weekend The mariners in for the first time since 2001 my world series pick walk off homer The Padres are in for the first time in a full season since 2006 very cool

So the field is shaping up. We'll start this weekend. We have a few more games this week What about the Mets another another loss got swept by the Braves the magic number is one Oh, no unless the Mets and they're gonna lose the rom too To the Braves to the Braves. Yeah, it's looking like the Mets will play either the Padres Maybe the Phillies. I'm pumped up for Mets. We need new format by the way I actually pumped up. I read that mrs. Mett got a divorce and she's now married to blooper Saw that rumor. Yeah, and they're adopting Jacob DeGramme. Yeah So the new format for those unaware. It's the best of three

The top two seeds gets a buy three and the six seed They added another wild card and the four and the five will play two out of three this weekend Okay, do it fly back No, it's three games at the higher seed. Oh, love Friday Saturday Sunday It's a series. Yeah, and then the top two seeds in each league. We'll get so when do they when does the uh, If you were a yeah, if you were uh, like a traditionalist, when does the official playoff start? Well, I I think the I'm just saying when is the one game wild card shit was yeah, yeah, when is the DS start below DS starts next

Tuesday monday's off this a tuesday october 11th the Yankees astros and uh dodgers have already Judges definitely gonna finish at 61. He's got four games in texas I'm actually gotten to the point now where i'm mad that I Did the bet because I like want to revel in the fact of them cutting in To every college football game. Oh people drive. Well. Yeah, it's fucking bullshit if you if you're a yankees fan You're probably watching the yankees game already like who cares for sixth place It's for the american league record and they were saying like someone someone tweeted I completely agree with it like we need to when the world series comes

We need to cut in like louisville and ucf every time they're in the red zone on thursday night And by the way, I watch this bitch I've done the math on it turns out erin jones if or erin judge if he was playing In any other stadium besides yankee stadium. He would have two fewer home runs So really kind of a mickey mouse sixth place that he's at right now Um jake the blue jays. Are they gonna get home games? Ah the blue jays Those will rock

Those will rock. I think the bears have the one seed because they don't jays are the high Yes, I believe they've locked up the four seed that could be interesting because the whole Border vaccination thing I was gonna say be interesting just because remember when they when when joey bats and that blue jays team How fucking awesome that stadium was yeah that stadium was like the thunder dome And they are the they are the team of sons. No wait jake. No, no, they're not. Oh, yeah, they are the blue jays Yeah, the blue jays will play the mariners most like or the rays. Yeah most likely the mariners the mariners are one and a half games up On the race

So, you know how they had that that clip that was so wild from a couple months ago where it was like bo bachette and dante bachette swing and then they had Vladdy jr. And vladimir guerrero swing back to back I want somebody to include is his name cave in bizio Kavin kavin bizio I wanted someone to include him like really leaning into a pitch and taking one off the elbow Compared to how his dad did it because I swear to god they get hit by pitches the exact same way. Yeah, it's uncanny. Yeah Wild even it's very wild. Yeah, uh, okay

I've been waiting for this Since thursday, what's 48 plus 45 is 93. Yeah numbers I'm doing 93 for jake score got me thursday We have a bet pft and I have a bet with hank If he gets no if he never gets the number right before the end of this year He owes me and pft $5,000 combined if he gets it once We owe him $5,000 combined if he gets it twice He owes us $3,000 if he gets it three times we owe him $3,000

I love it. I'm rooting for you hank I would like you to get it now. I want him to get it. You're gonna get it I want you to get it now because then you have to be worried. Yeah, I want I don't do I don't do this for the money I just want to win. I don't I don't care. What's your number 93. Okay score got me 26 91 16 11 If it's 17 I might oh, I guess I can spin it but I'll see

Oh Six billy's fucking reaction wow 96 hank you were so close. You were so close hank. I thought I was 69 too 96 you were so close hank. Oh, that's why you reacted. Yeah. I yeah I really didn't call it that would have been No, it's implied at this point. Have you ever been three away? It's implied. I don't even think you've been three away No, you haven't you've never even been close. Yep. It makes me nervous. That feels like you're getting closer Have you ever gotten like one away?

Definitely. Have you ever gotten the number? uh, no I can't wait till you get it twice Great interview coming on wednesday kyle long our old friend. No, you don't want me to get it twice Oh, yeah We we do once you get if you get it once then we owe you money if you get twice you owe us So if you get it once then the pressure's on us, but it also is kind of on you to not get it, right? I want to see what hank strategy is going to be like to not get it like what number she's going to

I have a genius strategy. Oh, yeah. Oh really because it seems like you really figured out the numbers in this one This does not count, but let's see if you can get far away Yes, no, it's not far away. It's just not the number. No, okay, so Yes, so what's your strategy? It's not just give me one that's just far away. No, I'm confused Give me one that's far away. Hey, let's prove that I want to see a strategy here for not getting it far away 99 Okay This does not count

What if he gets it? Six I like how hank strategy to get the number was 98 and a strategy to get as far away as possible was 99 No, I think he I think he's I think he does have a strategy to not get it. He means proven at track record Love you guys Charles Darwin was once looking for an ostrich-like bird called the rea in south america He searched far and wide for it and then discovered that the chicken he was eating for dinner was actually That's how you discovered the rea

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