Pardon My Take - NFL Week 4 Recap Of Every Game, Fastest 2 Minutes And Deion Sanders

Episode Date: October 5, 2020

NFL Week 4. Fastest 2 minutes (2:27 - 7:08) and we go through each game on Sunday. Are the Eagles back at 1-2-1? The Cowboys are a fantasy football team. Drew Brees is back or did he play the Lions? Justin Herbert duels Brady. Matt Rhule is a diarrhea guy and respecting Teddy Bridgewater more. Bears are terrible but also 3-1 and Josh Allen is incredible still. Deion Sanders. NBA Finals and who's back of the weekYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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What? What? What? What? We start in Cincinnati, where Paul Blart, Mall Security Guard, Nerminchew took the one and two Jaguars to meet the oh two and one Bengals.

Plain white T. Higgins said, hey there, Maroney, what's it like in Cincinnati? Your seat is getting hotter, because the chili makes your butt splatty. Yes, it does. Joe Wheelborough put his nuts in his wagon and brought the Bengals to the wind column. Bengals 33, Jaguars 25.

What? What? What? A what? To the big D word, Jarvisland is your landry. Hit the reform glue guy, Matthew Hotel of Adova, Peckham, for six, and the Browns were off and running. CD Wham Bam, thank you lamb.

Tried to keep the cowboys in it with two scores, but Ternous goes to jail Johnson, led the Cleveland rushing attack, which was Stephane skiing downhill all afternoon, forcing Jerry Jones to hit a different kind of slope tonight. If you know what I'm saying, teach. Talking cocaine, boom. The Browns are three and one.

Huh? 49, 38. Huh? Huh? In Miami, where decoy, Metcalf, hauled in a bunch of wounded ducks, and Chris Carson City, Nevada, made the Seahawks a good gamble on Sunday.

Devonte Mack, no matter what, Parker lit up the secondary, and it may be time for the Dolphins to tag Leavoha, their draft day cue quarterback in. Shaquillin in the name of Rage Against the Fitch Sheen, and said, some of those workforces are the same that kill porpoises. Birds on Parade, Seahawks 32, Dolphins 24.

Do-do, do-do, do-do, do-do, Birds on Parade. Down to Houston, where the Johnson and Johnson backfield tried to wash the O and 3 off the Texans, but David and Duke were canceled, by the internet only to be taken over by the Twitter trend, letDalvinCook. Justin Thomas Jefferson helped the Vikings offense, declared their independence

from Hunter Great Britain Colquitt. The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of Bill O'Byrants. Vikings 31, Texas 23. You're really smart, boom. I took classes at Brown University. Is that an Ivy? It's Brown University.

In Tompa Bay, wearing the words of my good friend, Belinda Carlisle. Ooh, Brady got receivers at work. My Gavin's is finally unhurt. Scotty doesn't know that Tom Brady must be getting away with cheating again. Miller was one of five touchdown passes for Tom. Terrific.

And Justin Sherbert was pretty chill, but melted down late in the fourth, giving the Bucks the victory, 38, 31. Whoop, whoop. In the house of Dwayne Haskins, the QB said, pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin. Lamar came to win.

We picked off Bob Griffin. Verbal mean, tige. Washington Mark Ingram, Baltimore, Terrick Henry. Lamar Odom Jackson was running like he was on some gas station boner pills, fucking his way through the Washington defense like a long weekend at the runny ranch. Ravens 31, the Washington football team, 17.

Hey, hey, hey, boom. What's that, tige? Big trust. Big levels to trust, tige. Levels on levels, trust, trust, trust, trust, trust that. In Chicago, where they're playing the Nick Folsom prison blues as the Bears wide receivers haven't seen sunshine

in I Don't Know When. And Johnny Cash Taylor was dressed in black for Matt Nagy's funeral. Rod Ripo, Blankenship, Toden, four field goals as the Bears took an impounding 1911. It's a coach, my lord, wasting Matt Stafford, Matt Patricia coaches like E.P. Come on, Trey Kwan, cooking like bacon.

And your O-Lines makin' pancakes. And your O-Lines makin' pancakes. And your O-Lines makin' pancakes. And your O-Lines makin' pancakes. It's lunch with Peyton. Saints 35, 29. And we finish in Vegas, where Big Sean McDermott said, little grudner-nass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you.

Joshua Baron Cohen said, the Raiders defense is good. Not as he sat tired after secondary late Sunday. Darren, I wish I was a little bit waller. My QB's hands can't get much smaller. Put up 88 yards of losing effort and knock on wood if you lost 200 row, because no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Bells starting.

The rrrr... You're gonna lose your voice. You're gonna lose your voice. I'm good. I got a great throat big cat. Oh, man. Everyone knows that. When we do the rrr, I always do the rrrr,

and I feel it like two days later. I'm like, why, what, is that cocoa? Yeah, did I start smoking again? Do I got the cocoa? No, I just said Raiders on Sunday night. Do you have the cocoa? At one in the morning. I confirmed not cocoa.

I'm so mad that we finally came up with cocoa. Someone tweeted me, Trump got the cocoa, and I was like, how have we not been calling it the cocoa? So much better than Rona. When you're wheezing. It's not like a street drunk. Is the cocoa puffs? Yeah, let me get some of that cocoa.

It's probably good that we don't call it that because then I would want to get it. Yeah, it sounds cool. Just start to be like, hey, what's up? Showing up with the cocoa. I'm going to be out for 14 days. Got the cocoa. Steelers Titans aren't playing this week.

Cocoa. Contact trace this. All right, week four. Week four in the books. Almost all done. We got a bonus Monday night game. Bonus Monday night game because of the cocoa. The Chiefs and Patriots are going to play at 7 o'clock,

and then the Falcons and the Packers playing at 8.50. Very excited for the bonus Monday night game. Week four. We'll start with Sunday night. I didn't think it, this wasn't that great of a week. Like in the first three weeks, it felt, oh my god, football's back. This was amazing.

Like we had some amazing games in the first three weeks. This one was kind of like, hey, it won't be the most memorable. Still football, but it wasn't the most memorable. Well, it's because the afternoon games all stunk. The afternoon games. I wanted to hibernate when I was watching the afternoon games. They were all all all three of them. Well, I guess the Raiders Bills game was pretty entertaining.

It was Josh Allen. It was the Josh Allen factor. But the the other two games, the Rams Giants and the Bears were just going up against Phillip Rivers. That was, it put me to sleep. I will get to the Bears, but I actually walked away from it being like, I don't like football. I don't, I just don't like it.

And then the Eagles and 49ers played and I liked it again. Both those games, it was like, it was like watching pre-season week two. It was terrible. It was terrible. So we'll start with Sunday night. The first place, one, two and one, Philadelphia Eagles. I love at the end of the broadcast.

Now Michael's like, you all laughed at Doug Peterson last week playing for the tie. That tie came in handy. He's back. Like Doug Peterson playing chess. Well, everyone else is playing checkers. The eyes get you to first place. The football team, even though they're 0.5 games behind,

they still have a game at hand against the Eagles. So I think that Washington probably still has the advantage down the stretch. All right. So that game, I mean, the Eagles saved their season. They legit saved their season. And it's because Carson Wentz doesn't listen to the radio. The funniest part was when they were doing the intros

at the beginning. They were talking about the storylines going into it. And they said how Al Michaels absolutely loves Carson Wentz because he does not listen to sports talk radio. So I usually think it's full of shit when a player says that. But the minute I saw that picture of Carson Wentz, the duck massacre when he killed like 700 ducks and shingled his barn with it, that's not

a guy that listens to sports talk radio. No, he's probably a caller to sports talk radio. He's probably the guy that calls in. It's him and eat that pussy on lines one and two. And they're both bitching about how the Eagles don't have any weapons. I see. I think if you're a big hunter, you're a country music guy

and also just drive in silence guy. Maybe listen to the traffic guy. Yeah, just drive. You put the scanner on and you wait until it gets to the traffic and weather reports and you figure out how long it's going to take you to get to your hunting cabin. Big hunters, they definitely will just drive out.

They'll just start driving west and never turn on the radio and just be with their thoughts and think of like the elk they're about to kill. I'm going to go follow the sun on the open road. Right. Chase the sun. So biggest winner, Eagles. Second biggest winner, Jimmy Garoppolo,

because there was a lot of talk about possibly Nick Mullins running the offense the same or better than Jimmy G. Mostly from us. Yeah, I think we found out that's not true. And we love Nick Mullins. He's a listener to the show. So we're not going to say anything bad about him, except for the fact, what the fuck were you doing, dude,

pick six. And then our guy, Greg Kittle, holy fucking shit. He is, do you want to notice that one? He had 15 catches, right? 15 targets, 15 catches, 183 yards in a touchdown. It's pretty good, right? He caught every single ball that came to him. And my favorite Kittle thing is when

he'll catch the ball going towards the sideline and the defender will always bite and he'll just stop and stiff arm the fuck out of him and get like an extra five yards. Yeah, because you know that he's not going out of bounds. No, cut it back in. Why do you ever think that he's not Ted Ginn? I know he was on the team last year,

but this is not a man that enjoys a sideline. He would rather get tackled by six guys than walk out of bounds and calmly jog back to the huddle. Right. And what I like about quarterbacks that play with them, they are the same way that we are as fans. I think quarterbacks throw the ball so much to Greg Kittle because they want to see him run with the ball

because it's awesome. Yes. Nick Mullen sees him and he's kind of open or he could take a long shot. He's like, you know what, I'd rather throw it to Greg and then watch Greg go punch six people's molars out. Right. And then he did the thing tonight

where it's becoming the Kittle where he throws three guys off of him, it takes five guys to tackle him, and he gets a face mask on top. So they have to cheat to try to bring him down. That's how much of a man he is. But Carson Wentz, we should talk about the Eagles because Carson Wentz did save their season. He still doesn't look great, but he made the big plays.

He made big plays. He threw that in very Eagles fashion, this iteration of the Eagles. That guy, Fulgham. Fulgham. Fulgham. Who the fuck is that? Very slow name.

Everyone was like, who is that? And how did he just catch the biggest touchdown to save our season? Old Dominion, round six, pick 184. There you go. That's a guy that Al Michaels, you know, he was dying to say that guy's name tonight. That's an Al Michaels last name, Fulgham.

Yeah, also he was drafted in 2019. He's 25 years old. OK, so he was like, he was a super senior. He did a victory lap in college. He was the Van Wilder of Old Dominion University. Yeah, he was a BYU wide receiver who didn't play for BYU. But that guy saved the season. The Eagles, obviously it's still only four games in,

but that's such a huge win for the Eagles that you thought was like they were dead men walking, going out West. And they have to play the Steelers next week, which ain't going to be so easy, especially because the Steelers are on their cocoa by. That's right, yeah. The Niners were also, they're missing a lot of people still.

Of course. With injuries. Yeah, they had to play in Mevlife. But I mean, that's the most Eagles way to frame this of all time. Like, you know, there were two teams that were both dealing with the Deplete rosters. They had to win this one.

So yeah, the Eagles, I guess, they're technically in first place right now. The Eagles probably hate to hear that the Niners were injured because being down in Philadelphia the last few weeks, the Eagles fans, maybe most passionate fans in all football, like in terms of just like piss and vinegar. That means drunk, the drunkest fans, yeah. They, and this is confirmed by our friends,

Smitty and Ro and our colleagues, the Eagles fans think that the Philadelphia Eagles are the only team that ever gets injured. Yes. Like there's no other injuries in the NFL except to the Eagles. Yeah, they do have a hilarious roster makeup, though, where like either they're only good wide receivers or either hurt or just they completely forgot

to learn how to catch the ball in the off season. And having those two things go hand in hand for Eagles fans, it just makes them the most exasperated, which is why I was looking for a little something to get the blood going with the Eagles fans. Now they're going to be all like, you know, sunshine and roses going into this week. Right, we got the, yeah.

Everything's fine. Doug Peterson is a genius because he taught. All right, next game, Browns Cowboys. Do you want to start with the Browns or the Cowboys? So let's start with the Browns. Okay. It's going to be nice to the Browns. Browns three and one start, which feels like forever

that they've been three and one. They have a distinct identity that works. For some reason, Freddie Kitchens couldn't figure this out last year. Kevin Stafansky has. If you run the ball with the Browns and you have Baker move the pocket and not have to throw 50 times a game,

you're going to be a good football team. They ran it for 307 yards. And oh yeah, they, they, they remembered that Odell Beckham when right is, I don't know, top three most electric guys in the NFL, that fifth, that touchdown that he had, I would say maybe Tyree kill. I'm trying to think of the list of guys that would get that touchdown and then the 99.9% of guys that would have

that be like a 10 yard loss. Yeah. Tyree kill is definitely, I'd say like probably two or three other chiefs. Maybe like to Sean Jackson and his prime. Yeah. But like that. Santana Moss and his prime.

It's a very short list of guys that can do what Odell Beckham did on that play to take a play that looked like it was going to be like I said, a 10 yard loss to a 50 yard touchdown where he just ran past it. Yeah. It goes back to the old, the old Hugh Jackson days in Cleveland where he was trying to figure out, he was struggling, laboring all night,

trying to figure out how to get the ball to Nick Chubb more, how to get him more involved. It's like, well, you could just call handoffs. Yes. Chubb, that's one way that you can do it. But Safansky's learned, obviously Chubb, I think he would have had, he would have had quite a few more yards.

He probably would have gone over 100 if he stayed in. But he's hurt. That's going to be bad for the Browns if it's more serious than they're thinking it might be. But yeah, the rushing attack is awesome. Odell's got, he's got the blonde hair back, which is nice. You know, he's feeling himself a little bit. So Ernest Johnson.

Yeah, Ernest Johnson. Fucking great name. Amazing name. Awesome name. Jarvis Landry through, looked like he was throwing it from center field with the full body windup for a dime to Odell Beckham. That was sick.

Wide receiver to wide receiver touchdowns are the best. Yeah. And Bill Cower was the king of those. It looks like they're having fun, which is something that you hardly ever see in the city of Cleveland. So it's going to go bad. It's going to go bad, guys.

I think this is the year for the Browns. It's going to. Yeah, this is the year. Get the tattoo already. I'm sure that somebody out there has a Cleveland Browns 2020 NFL champion single winner tattoo on their forearm. Well, good news for the Browns is

they get the Colts and the Steelers next who are two of the top five defenses in the NFL. So do you have to add Jarvis Landry's name to the back of that jersey? What? That you cross out with all the different quarterbacks? Oh, he was fantastic. He was one for one.

So it's him and Baker on the small, the back, the money shot area. I'm excited for the Browns though, because that was what they did when you run for that many yards, it's hard to be like, we're not the better team. And their defense has holes, and their defense looked bad at times. Especially on the end around that Odell had.

There were like five or six guys that probably should have tackled them. Yes. Well, no, no, no. I'm talking about the Browns defense has holes. Oh, the Browns will. Yeah. No, no, we haven't gotten to the Cowboys yet.

The Browns defense, you know, Miles Garrett is great, but it's clear that they have some issues at times. Hopefully they can fix that because the Browns being good would be awesome for football. So their safety, Sendejo, is the one that Browns fans hate right now. And every time you hear him talk like Jeff D Lo is screaming, God damn it, Sendejo, on just about every play,

it's great when you have a defensive back like that that has a cool sounding name. Yeah. That you can always remember, OK, everything that just happened that's bad is this guy's fault until proven otherwise. He's never been on part of my take. We interviewed him at the Super Bowl.

Correct. Sendejo. Sendejo, yeah. Very nice guy. Yes. There's a reason why it didn't get to a part of my take. But yeah, it's great guy. Great guy.

Great guy. Even better off the field than on the field. A firecracker of a personality. Yeah. All right, let's talk about the Cowboys. Let's talk about the Cowboys. Let's talk about the Cowboys. So let's go small.

We know let's go big. No, let's go small picture. Then I have some big picture thoughts. OK. All right. Small picture, their defense is a joke. It's very bad. It's very bad.

Dak Prescott has to basically throw for 500 yards just to keep them in the game. It's interesting to bring that up, big cat, because I've got my tin full head on. I think Dak Prescott is paying off the defense to be shitty so that he can put up these huge numbers. And he's like, hey, trust me, I'll pay you guys back when I get that contract.

Right now he's on pace. I think he's on pace to throw like 5,500 yards this year, which would break Peyton Manning's. No, no, Peyton Manning's record is 5,500. Prescott's on pace for 6,700 yards. One and three. Yeah, one and three. Not his fault.

Not his fault, his defense. The only thing I could think of to fix is Mike Nolan has to put the suit back on. Absolutely. He's got to put it. For people who are maybe, this actually might date us here. No, it's like mid 2000s. I don't know.

Yeah, but that might date us. Like if you're 20 years old, you were probably five years old and Mike Nolan wore the suit. So Mike Nolan's dad was a coach in the NFL. It was a combos. Him and Jack Del Rio both wanted to give like a little hat tip to the old days like the Vince Lombardi, the Tom Landry suit wearing coaches.

And they did it. And it looks ridiculous. I thought it looked awesome. Mike Nolan, he wore like a three piece suit. He wore on the sideline. He wore the Mike Pereira in the booth. Like he had the vest going and everything. That's got to be worth at least two points a game on defense.

Yes. Absolutely. Like anytime I see a guy in a suit, I automatically think that there's a chance that that person could fire me. Yes. It speaks authority. All right.

So Mike Nolan, it was, they had to change the rule 2006. So we are dating ourselves. That's 14 years ago. Mike Nolan, they had to change the rule. And basically be like, no, this is ridiculous. You can't. You have to wear like the game issued. You know, gear.

But he and Jack Del Rio. I thought it was like they could do it like once or twice a year. Yes. It's twice a game, two home games a year. And Jack Del Rio, that's the famous picture. Jack Del Rio and the fucking sweet ass leather jacket on the sidelines. That was tight.

But yeah, Mike Nolan's got to bring back the suit. That's all I have to bring it back. Because otherwise, I don't know what you do if you're the cowboy. The only way you can get in a tie now is to punt the ball at the end over time. Yeah. That's what they're saying. Yes.

All right. So big picture. Big picture. Oh wait. They're playing with a heavy heart for Chris Christie. Yes. Yes. Super fan.

Jerry Jones was struggling. One other thing, Mike McCarthy, I just needs to be repeated one more time that he spent the entire off season or entire season when he didn't coach, telling everyone that he got a subscription to pro football focus and that he learned analytics and then no, none of that. I think Mike McCarthy, I think there's

a chance that he's been using some of those analytics. Now he's just he's got to be totally out on computers. But Mike McCarthy, I don't know what Miles Garrett, his player grade is off the top of my head on pro football focus. But I do know you probably shouldn't single block him all game. And not with a tight end.

Or a rookie, which he did, or might have been a backup. But either way, I don't think that that's probably not in the analytics, Mike McCarthy. So big picture, cowboys. We still, the other cities is a shit show. So they're not dead. But I'm starting to think that this will go down as one of the worst uses of a championship

window that any team has ever had. You could say that about the cowboys for the last 20 years, though. But this especially, because they struck gold with Dak Prescott in the fourth round. In his contract. And they essentially, Jerry Jones. And I love it because it's wildly entertaining.

If you ever asked yourself, how would I do as a GM? Well, I've been playing fantasy football for the last 15 years. You would be Jerry Jones. Because Jerry Jones, essentially in the last few years, has said, I want to pay my quarterback, pay my running back, pay my wide receiver, get another wide receiver. He's building a fantasy football team, and then nothing on the defense, and hope it works out.

He's doing the opposite of what the Eagles are doing. That's what he's going for. And then even though he has a stock set of offense weapons, he's still going into the draft. And he's like, I want you to bring me the fastest receiver in the Big 12. His binder is just like the fastest player from Georgia. And the fastest player, like Oklahoma, Baylor, TCU.

And he just looks at those. He's like, yeah, these are my guys. I can win with these guys. Jerry Jones was mad that they lost. But he also went to sleep tonight being like, if we get a top 10 pick, I'm going to take Jalen Waddle from Alabama. And we're going to be the fastest.

We're going to have a Mario Cooper Jalen Waddle and CD lamb. So in Jerry's mind, the fastest way to win is to score a bunch of points. Right now, all he has to do is just decrease the amount of points. He's got his team on offense exactly where he wants them to be. But he doesn't realize the steps that he

needs to take to make the defense any better at all. Which you could make the argument that it's not a terrible strategy in today's NFL where offense is king, but it is just hilarious. You're going to look back and be like, so they got Dak Prescott, who's a top 10 quarterback in the fourth round, paying him nothing. And they won nothing?

Have they won a playoff game with them? Yeah, they won one. Yeah. Right? They beat the Lions? No, it wasn't the Lions, I don't think. No, that was when the Des didn't catch it year. Oh, shit.

Who did they beat? They beat the Seahawks. Was it the Seahawks? Yeah, Seahawks ran the ball. That's right. That was the start of letting us go. And then they lost to the Rams, I think. I might be getting that right.

Your mic's on. Hold on. Hold on. Go. Jay. Yes. W versus Seahawks, 2018, and then lost at Rams, 30-22. There you go.

So they got one. So they struck gold. Like, every team would give their fucking left nut to get a quarterback in the fourth round that's a franchise quarterback. This is probably a game that Jerry Jones wakes up to, though, because in his mind, the Browns are always going to be the worst team in the NFL, right?

He's been around the NFL for long enough where he does not accept the fact that the Browns might be decent this year. So he's losing at home to the Browns in front of my quarter-filled stadium. That might be a big enough embarrassment that he might get down on the sidelines next game. Yes.

He might start pacing. Yes. Oh, man. Or just floating. I don't think he walks anymore. I think he just kind of like hovers. I think Mike Nolan's going to get fired just because Mike McCarthy's going to be like, look up the analytics.

No, he's going to try to log on to Pro Football Focus, realize he never got a new subscription, and be like, well, I guess I got to fire Mike Nolan. He probably got the free trial. Yeah. And now it's like he can't access any of the good stuff. And then he's like, Mike, what's my password? And Mike's like, well, you never paid for it.

You're fired. He just followed it on Twitter. Yeah. That's all he did in Instagram and sees like the player grates. That's all he did. All right. Next up, Saints Lions.

Oof. I got a stat. OK. This is a stat from my own brain that I went and looked up. The line's stinking. If every single Lions game was 10 minutes long, they'd be 4-0 with a point differential of 34-0. Yeah.

The Ravens need to schedule the Lions. That would be the perfect medicine for them right now. The Lions coming out and going up 14-0 and being like, damn, look at the Lions. Here they come. They won last week in Arizona. Kenny Galladay's back. And then it felt like a 0-0 game when the Lions were up

by 14 points. Yeah. So the Saints then ripped off five straight touchdowns to go up 35-14. And you say to yourself, well, that must have been a disaster for the Lions like pick six, fumble, everything. No, the Saints went 75 yards, 80 yards, 80 yards,

49 yards, 75 yards. Those were their five touchdown drives. They just fucking crushed the Lions defense. It was no fluke play. It was no like we're giving the game away. The Lions defense is pathetic. The Saints went 10 for 14 on third down. Well, offensive guru Matt Patricia

can't be playing for all that. I mean, he did have that play in the Super Bowl. In the Super Bowl, we need to mention that. Yeah, he did. He prepared, I think so. Yes. So he's prepared. I mean, he single-handedly won the Patriots of Super Bowl.

Ernie Adams probably reads that quote. I was like, you motherfucker. Like, that was all me. Yeah, he was probably like quality control and defense given the title of defensive coordinator. But it's really just Ernie Adams with an earpiece talking to him down in the sidelines, telling him exactly what to do.

We talked about the Saints stat that they have not failed to cover a spread. They've covered every spread in October in the last four years. No, it's since 2015. 2015. So week six, 2015 is the last time they didn't cover. They are now 17 and 1 straight up in the month of October since 2015, week six.

That's insane. It makes sense to me. Yeah, well, they start slow. They start a little bit slow. Sean Payton seems like a big Halloween guy. He seems like a guy that goes to seven or eight costume parties a year. Talk about his belly again.

No, not candy. That would be post-Halloween. I'm talking about like he seems like a guy that makes his wife dress up as like seven different cats for every party that he goes to. He's like, yeah, or he probably makes her dress up as Taysom Hill. I love that look on you, baby. He seems like a 1920s mobster guy for his Halloween parties

with a Tommy Gunn and a nice pinstripe suit. He's like, who are you? Yeah. I'm Bugsy. Was it Bugsy Siegel? Bugsy Siegel or Al Capone or fill in the blank. Drew Brees' Scarface. Yeah, whatever it may be.

So my Drew Brees, is he washed or not? Update, not washed. Not washed. He's clean. Clean, not washed anymore because he played the Lions defense. OK. I still think like Drew Brees.

And I guess you can say this for pretty much every quarterback. So I'm probably being hard on him, but I have different expectations when there's no pass rush and guys are running open. Clean pocket. Great. Yeah. It's just whether that happens in the playoffs.

I don't know. My Matt Patricia, washed or not, washed. Update is not washed, certainly from a hygiene standpoint. Yeah. So is he going to be the first one fired? I don't know. Whatever happened to Jim Bo Kooter. You remember him?

Yeah. Like Jim Bob Kooter, he came in as an interim coach. He was hot. And then I think he went probably like two and two. Went 500. He was the hot new name. Can we just get him back? I feel like Jim Bo Kooter was the future for the Lions.

My prediction for the Lions, so they're going to fire Matt Patricia. I think Matt Stafford is going to go somewhere else and win a playoff game. Win one playoff game. A playoff game. Where would Matt Stafford go? I don't know.

To a team that's not great. But close your eyes and just think about it. There will be in maybe two years, three years, whatever it may be, a Sunday night football game. And at halftime, they'll have a sit down piece. Michelle Tafoy with Matt Stafford. And he's talking about how he's so happy in his new city and everything's going so well.

And it's just great. And like subtle shots at like, hey, the Lions organization really fucked me because they're the Lions organization. Yeah, I would say he would seem like an Arizona cardinal that they bring in. But they got Kyler Murray. So it's probably not going to be them. Washington football team, maybe?

The Bears? I'd take them. Yeah, I would take them. We'd ruin them. But yeah, I'd take them. Why not? Yeah. And you know what?

I can see that. It's not. I feel really, I do feel bad for Lions fans. They don't deserve this. Our friend Isaac said he would like to call in to a show and just fart into the mic. And that will be the Lions recap. And I was like, yeah, that's.

I would allow that. Yeah, that's a much more cogent recap than we could do. Because it's bad. I mean, Lions fans are passionate, but man. And this game was also almost not played. Because the Saints had a fullback that gave a false positive test for COVID like the night before. So Sean Payton had the entire team staying up until 3 AM

doing these checks that'll clear them and make sure that they can all play the next day. Which sounds, if you're one of his players, it sounds like, oh, here goes another one of Sean Payton's weird motivational techniques, where they're going to send a nurse into my room and swab my nose and just tell me it's symbolic of keeping your nose clean. Right.

And Matt Stafford is to think for them playing this game. He had the false positive over the summer that made the Matt Stafford rulers like it's insane that if we have one test and he takes another one, he's negative that you have to sit out. So I just look probably is pissed that that happened because then the Saints came and they did that. I just looked it up right now.

The the Ravens do not play the Lions. They could play in the Super Bowl this year. But that would be the ultimate team for the Ravens to play. They would get that jinx off their back immediately. Yes. Come back and by the end of the first quarter, they will have they will have righted that ship. Yes. So good news is for your Lions fans,

Jaguar's Falcons next to that Falcons Lions game is going to be like hot potato. Who wants to have the lead last? Yeah, I don't. You do this. You do it. You do it. The Falcons and the Cowboys should play every single week.

It would be great. It's a track meet. Yes. I love that phrase. It's a track meet out there. It is a track meet. Bob Cooter, the running backs coach of the New York Jets. Oh, that's going well.

Yeah, that's fucking hyperdrive, baby. Lavy on bell. Turn it up this year. All right. Next up, Seahawks Dolphins. Seahawks. This was I thought this game was going to get weird. It did for a second.

The Seahawks who were like insane. I think there were 10 for 10 in the red zone leading up this for touchdowns. They had a little problems. I think they had I think rust through a pick in the end zone. So it did get weird for a second. But ultimately, that's one of those wins where it wasn't pretty. But who the fuck cares?

Because you just went all the way across country and played Fitz magic, who can always be scrappy. But I think it might be done for our guy. Yeah, at the end of Fitzpatrick is here. It's not he can go somewhere else. Yeah, he did enough to get any other AFC East teams. They didn't make another AFC East team. He should play on the Patriots.

Dullachirk would absolutely love to have him on there. I just love everything that makes him like the reason why. And I know people will joke like, oh, this guy can't get a job. Kavanaugh can't get a job. Fitzpatrick's the perfect backup quarterback. Because one, he seems like a fun guy to be around. And two, he is so volatile. That's kind of what you want.

I'd rather have that than a guy come in and be like, all right, well, he's going to throw, I don't know, 11 for 20 for 110 yards. And we're going to lose 20 to 13. Yeah, I mean, this would be the last frontier for Belichick. Right. For whatever reason, like Cam Newton doesn't work out in New England. Belichick can be like, OK, well, I had Brady for a while. He was my nice, stable one that I committed my life to.

Then I got to try a running quarterback. I've always wanted to try that position. That was fun. And then after Cam, it's like the wild stallion of the AFC East. Can I tame him? Yes. Like, will I be able to win a Super Bowl with a quarterback that throws four interceptions and gets his helmet knocked off six times a game?

Let's do it. I mean, he's greatest coach of all time. If he's able to go, if he's able to go nine and seven with Ryan Fitzpatrick, that's more impressive than going 18 and one. I love I love Ryan Fitzpatrick when he does the I'm going to put like you can see it on his face. He puts every single last piece of energy into a throw. And it's usually a guy who's like triple covered.

He's like, I can just get it there. And you can just see on his face that like his whole body is strained. Everything he's putting everything that he has into it. And then he needs like a breather for a little bit. But there's something about Fitz magic, even when the magic isn't going that you just got to tip your hat. It's still fun to watch. And he's switched up.

I've been watching it this year. I don't think he's run over any tiny defense backs anymore. Now he's running over linebackers. Yeah. He's getting bored in his old age. He's I want to I want to hit some of the heavies out there. Mono Imano. And when he runs him over, he always he is the first one to get up.

Yes, that's what he's really good at. Is Ryan Fitzpatrick will always stand up on his two feet before the person that tackled him gets up. He lets him know, you know, he has like a deal with his wife. Like, I always get up. Yeah, I get when you're watching it with the kids, like, I always get up. Like, you know, I'll be OK. I'm always getting what do you think he was like when he was in college at at Harvard?

I don't know if you know that, but he went there. I feel like the one the one in Cambridge in Cambridge, Massachusetts, just outside of Boston. Got it. He doesn't strike me at all as a Harvard guy beyond the fact that he's really smart to do Rubik's cubes and his son knows his times tables and he's two years old. Right. But I don't know, like, he doesn't seem like a Harvard man.

You know, do you think he was the alpha of all the alphas? I think if you put him in a big H sweats sweater, you'd be like, oh, OK, I get it. You like like this. Yeah, in the way that he looks like a philosophy professor. Yeah, or like any definitely didn't have the beard when he was there. Yeah, which is something that I'm sure if you saw him without the beard, it'd go right, right.

Kind of a nerd. Yeah, he's got a little like if he got rid of the beard, Hanks, right, if you got rid of the beard, he's got a little like school ties, Brent and Frazier vibe. You a little bit of that. Yeah. But I figured out. Chin Ryan Fitzpatrick plays football like he's a hockey player. Yeah. Yes, I'd agree.

He's just going full bore bore all the time. Yes, the name, the the entire reason that he plays football is just to prove that he's tougher than the people that are trying to hit him. I love it. I love him. Also, DK Metcalf, where are we ranking him? Top wide receivers, because he's awesome. I'd say top top three. That's that's a crazy draft pick for the Seahawks.

The way that it's worked out. Yeah, he figured out the secret to not dropping the ball on the one on his way into the end zone. That's just not score. He's just a beat. Let's get tackled before you get to the end zone. If he was half a step quicker, then I think he would have had a touchdown today. But he's he's as he's learned to turn, he's lost that straight ahead speed.

Yeah. Do you see Russell Wilson? He did throw an interception. So I'm officially taking away my MVP vote. OK, I'm not giving it. I'm giving mine to Josh Allen. I'm not giving him one. OK. So sorry. Also, next year, get one. Fun note, the Seahawks had zero penalties.

Oh, that is fun. Yeah, a little fun. It's very fun. All right. Next up, Chargers, Bucks, Tom Brady throwing it back. Tom Brady not only throwing it back with the five touchdowns, but the fact that he threw it to five different guys, which is the ultimate Tom Brady in a duel with Justin Herbert, who looked good. I'm going to just stay biased and say I don't like him.

That's fine. I also meant he looked good until that last pick. He looked good at times. He's he's on a fast track to getting. He's not going to get any of the poise notes. No one's going to be like, oh, this guy has tremendous poise in the pocket when when the chips are down because he is liable to make those wild cat throws and just like absolutely fuck everything up because he thinks he can throw

past any defender. He's going to start getting the Brett Farve comparisons, the way too early for comparisons. Yeah. So all says he looks good. Chargers fans should be happy, but 0 and 3 is a starter. So QB wins what I count. Joe Burrow had a win today. Yeah. Justin Herbert did not.

Did not. Justin or Joe Burrow, Alpha. Can we just can we just say that Tom Brady definitely had Corona at some point this summer and so did probably all his wide receivers. He just drank he drank water through it. Yes, that's that's probably I think that's pretty clear. Justin Herbert is he's got to he's got to clean up his skin. Oh, OK. Yeah, that's all. Noxema French franchise quarterback.

That's all like not to be calling coward. But I think he will. You know, I've had pimples. We all have pimples young. Right. He's young. But once he does that, I'll be like, you know what? I like this guy. OK. It's just kind of a franchise quarterback thing. Just clean up the face a little bit.

We're just washing the sponsors. I actually think it already is. It's easy. I think it's the easiest like six figure sponsorship. Right. Right. It's like the it's like looking at Rinaldo. We've ever seen an old picture of Rinaldo. All those teeth.

Like his teeth all fucked up. His like is everything's fucked up. When you get a little money, you start getting hotter. Yeah, maybe just go to the trainer and be like, hey, can you give me an injection of something to get some acutane and then you just get stabbed in the brain through the year by the trainer. Tom Brady looks like a different guy. It's totally different guy.

I don't know. I just think that like once you become a franchise quarterback, you just start, you know, looking a little hotter. What are those ads that are all over TV where it's always celebrities? And it's like, here's my before. Here's my after. Yeah, I think he's going to do it. I'm not trying to hate on him because we've all dealt with like there's no.

Oh, yeah. By the way, shout out. That's very sad. Seleno and Barnes are sad. RIP moment of silence. Have which one? Seleno or Barnes? Seleno. Seleno Barnes, I thought.

No, I think it was Seleno. Pretty sure it's Seleno. Get a fact. Alive. Seleno. No, I think Seleno is dead. Steno died. Deader than dead.

Very dead. Hey, yeah, which one died? Seleno, Steve Barnes, Barnes, Seleno. Apologies to the Seleno family. If you're listening to this and you didn't know, Barnes has passed away. They had like a big falling out, too. Yeah, I know that's and it's sad that it happened right. Like it's fucking bad.

It's tragic. Did Seleno kill him? No, he died in a car, a plane crash. Those can be. Yeah, this is very sad. Yeah, Barnes, very sad. I don't know how we got here. Oh, the acne that had nothing to do with it.

Yeah, everyone in the world, there's no one who is like in the world who has not had acne proactive. That's what it is. Yeah, they're fucking like there's a couple of people who have perfect skin and fuck them like everyone who's had to deal with pimples. Everyone has had to deal with acne. It fucking sucks. I'm just saying that, you know, eventually when you become a franchise quarterback,

that's the next step I want to see. Forget throwing interceptions, backbreaking interceptions at the end of the game. That's my next step. It's tough acting to that tough. There it is. That's athlete's foot. It should be Justin Herbert and LeBron James's back. And then they do a proactive commercial together.

Right. And then LeBron James's back knee doesn't go away. Right. Right. Because there's other reasons. Yes, HGH. That's what we're talking about. But yeah, I'm going to stop hating on Justin Herbert. I think he was he was dueling with with Tom Brady today. He looked good.

He was throwing to no one. Undrafted free agents, I think, scored and through four touchdowns. Nobody threw four touchdowns to all four were undrafted free agents. That's fucking impressive. He has looked good. He's gone toe to toe with Tom Brady, toe to toe with Patrick Mahomes. So, you know, he'll I if I were a Chargers fan, I'd be like, this is something. This feels good.

Anthony Lynn loves his balls. Yeah, there's a lot of positive news coming out there. I don't think the Chargers get enough credit for just always having good running back. Yeah. When was the last time the Chargers had a bad running back? Never. It's never happened. Yeah. Not in the history of the franchise. Natron means business. All time name, all time name.

So, yeah, I think I will I'm starting to adjust my take on Justin Herbert. I still am mad about the Rose Bowl, whatever. I think he's a very good quarterback. I think he's promising and everything I've seen. Although that that I don't know if it was on on him or the running back. But that was the end of the game at the end of the first half when they're up 24 to seven and they fumble in like their own five yard line and the Bucks turn around and score with like 40 seconds left.

Was that on the handoff? Yeah, we saw it right then. And we're like, that's it. You can't you can't make that mistake when you're playing against Tom Brady because it just you won't come back. Yep. My own analytics tells me that some quarterbacks are better than others at handoffs. And it's true.

Baker Mayfield is a great handoff quarterback. Justin Herbert, I don't think he has it. Jimmy Garoppolo, great handoff. Pretty good. Blake Bordel's exceptional handoff. Incredible. Yes. One of his biggest strengths. Well, Jake Plummer, unbelievable, sells the fake really well. All right. So that's Chargers, Bucks.

Wait, are we going to are we going to talk about Tom Brady's pick sixes? Yeah, he's got a little bit of the match up in him right now. So he's he's thrown. I think it's a four pick sixes in six games. Well, two of them were in New England. Two, two of them were in New England, where he says four out of his last six games. Two or four. So half of those were in New England.

I'm talking about this year. OK, this year, two out of his. This is a playoff. He actually statistically throwing less pick sixes. These four games they did in the last. Yeah, he's turned the corner. Is it is it a time? What are we talking about?

Is it is a buck in the air? Is it Tom versus time thing? No, I thought their time is undefeated. Hank, the weird thing with Tom Brady is he. It's like he's not. He is aging. You can tell he's different through five touchdowns. Right. Right.

That's what I'm saying. Like he's he still has everything, but then he'll have the one or two throws. We're like, what was that? Yeah, he just he needs to stop throwing to the flat across the field. Yes. Yes. That's pretty much I think Bruce Arians. Bruce Arians like he keeps that in there. What's that?

Yeah, to humble him. Yeah, to humble him and to have something so he can rip him in front of the press over the course of the next week. Doesn't have grit. I'm going to keep making you. I'm going to keep making my 43 year old quarterback throw across his body to an out. I'm going to pull you out with the with the quarterback biting Bruce Arians lives his entire life trying to prove a point

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All right. Speaking of Bose, Joe Burrow, Joe Burrow gets a win. Bengals 33 Jaguars 25. Joe Mixon is good. They they remembered that. Yes. So that was nice that they actually took some pressure off Joe. I think that we all as a nation forgot about Joe Mixon. Yeah. Well, I just I filed Joe Mixon away in that little place in my brain that said, I think he's good.

But I'm going to wait until he's a running back on the Patriots on the downside of his career to actually pay attention to. Right. But he's he's actually really, really good. 151 yards, two touchdowns and he changed. Like Joe Burrow's been getting the shit kicked out of him. Joe Mixon made it a balance offense. They looked good. Fat Randy is perfect.

Fat Randy's perfect. We call them fat. He's always been perfect. He's all. Yes. Perfect to us, but now he's great. He's it. I want to say like credit to us. We probably are the reason why Randy Bullock has not missed sense, because he's like, I don't want to be the topic of conversation. I'm part of my take on a Monday.

I ruined it for Randy's everywhere. So he can't keep that Randy down. No, he's back. He's very buoyant. He and now I'm at the point where when I see Fat Randy getting out there, we shouldn't call him Fat Randy. When I see Randy getting out there, I'm like, Randall. Yeah, Randall. I'm like, he's got this. No problem. He's got every confidence.

Yes, I think some of Joe Burrow's swag is just like slowly dripping onto Fat Randy. Absolutely on the whole team and Joe Burrow will get to the football guys a week, but Joe Burrow refused the game ball from his first win, which is. No, he took it. Oh, he took it. And they just put it back in the bag. OK, so perfect. Well, who was it that had the was a Harbaugh that Harbaugh said, I don't want it. Shay Patterson did like the they kept on trying to give it to each other.

I think looked that up, Jake. There was a I want to say it was Harbaugh and Shay Patterson last year. They basically were like sneaking into each other's bags and like, no, you take it. No, you take it. No, you take it. Then one person was like, cut it in half. And then the person who said, no, I love football too much for you to cut it. Yes. And the game ball belonged to that person. I'm pretty sure it was that is that the.

So we have this every single year, and I think we can definitively say it this year. We always have a week one game that we look back and we're like, how did that happen? And I think officially Jaguars being the Colts are going to is going to be that game. Yeah, like that game makes no sense. No one knows how it happened. We all thought like, oh, the Jags might be frisky. The Colts might be worse than we, you know, like they might not be up to the stuff. No, it's the exact opposite.

The Colts are legit and the Jags, they're back to to, you know, Trevor Lawrence. Well, they just you have to start every single season out with a game that absolutely fucks up everybody's suicide pool. Right. And you look back and you're like, wait, that happened in retrospect. That was the right play. I would do it again. Yeah. Like the Colts are going to win 11 games. Yeah. The Jags are going to win three. And you're going to be like, guess what?

The Jags beat the Colts. We got another guy that we forgot about in addition to Joe Mixon on that Bengals team, T Higgins. Yeah. T Higgins. Well, because he's wearing 85. Very. Yeah. I don't like that. Not a fast number, but. Also, you took over the singles number. Extremely fast name. Yes. T Higgins. I would say like him, CD Lam, Hollywood Brown, Jerry Judy.

Cooper Cop is a very fast name. Yeah. We're just naming fast guys. Blake Martinez is a fast name. Tyreek Hale. Yeah. Trey Flowers, O'Dell Beckham, Hollywood Brown, St. Bolt. Yeah. Max Crosby is a fax, a fast name. Well, it's got Astor Pistorius, extremely fast name. We didn't need a documentary about Oscar Pistorius. I don't want to go to the side here, but like we didn't need that.

Where is that? It's on like ESPN Plus and they're showing pictures and videos of like his girlfriend. It's like it's four part. I think that was when they got they got an Oscar for the OJ Simpson. And they're like, you know what? We're going to murder some more murder. Yes, some more girlfriend spouse murder. They I saw like the preview for is like no one asked for four parts about Oscar Pistorius.

That was maybe a eight minute, 60 minutes check it like 10 years. I think that we could do with two fewer parts of Oscar Pistorius than that. Fifteen, I'll give you 15 minutes, 15 minutes tops. I'll watch it. Tell us how about Oscar Pistorius murdered his girlfriend. I'll watch a tick tock about the Oscar Pistorius. Don't need. Don't need the four parter.

Thank you, ESPN Plus, but I'm good. Put it on Quibi. Yeah, we'll never find it. That's totally. If you do put it on tick tock, we'll have it there. November 16th, 2019, before the final Neil Jim Harbaugh told Shea Patterson, he deserved the game ball. Patterson chose to give it to Harbaugh once the game ended and now it's back in

Patterson's possession after Harbaugh says he put it in his book bag. I love it. I remembered it correctly. That's such a great story to pass it back and forth. All right. Next up, the Ravens versus the Washington football team. The Ravens are back. They pumped an inferior opponent.

Yep. Like they were supposed to. Yep. Ron Rivera actually gave me a great spin zone because they asked him about how he was using his timeouts in the Cardinals game and then in the Cleveland Browns game when he didn't take his timeouts while the clock was ticking down when they could have made it, you know, a one score game. The game wasn't over, but Rivera said that he's just in evaluation mode,

right, which is perfect because he's just he's just watching. He's like taking the team out for a test drive this year. Yeah. It takes all expectations off them whatsoever. Yeah, he's just he's seen what they can do on the open road. Maybe like pulling up next to a mirror, look at it himself, see how he looks in the car, really like taking a feel of the entire franchise. So that to me just tells me I don't I should have zero expectation for the season.

And that's extremely freeing. Yes. I'm also as a fan, I'm in evaluation mode. Yeah. You're in today, I'm evaluating what happened today. We had one of the best teams in the NFL come to our place. We held them to covering the spread, pushing it. And then when the game was over, we were in first place in the NFC East.

That's true. So no longer. But yes, we did all that we could do to maintain that. Um, I like that. It is free. You are free. You you had the the week you had it perfectly that you got the week one high. Yeah.

Where you're like, this team is better than people are giving credit for. And then you were able to within three weeks be like, nope, we're good. We're going to evaluate. I still think they're going to be in the hunt. The worst in the NFC East is so bad that you guys are going to be in the hunt no matter what your record is. Yeah, you're going to be like, yeah, you're going to have five wins. You're going to be like, well, we're we're one game out.

Mm hmm. It was nice to see RG three. Yeah, RG three got in there at the end. Absolutely ruined the spread for everybody. Yep. Who had the Ravens? They're punters throwing first downs and their quarterback is throwing punts. It was a nice little gym.

It was classic John Harbaugh special teams. Sam Coke, the punter for the Ravens, seven for seven in his career as a passer. Damn, that's pretty damn good. That is really good. That's pretty damn good. Um, so the interesting thing in this game, because I feel like we're on, we mentioned on Friday, like, are we going to be seeing Alex Smith, Kyle Allen soon is Ron Rivera getting fed up with Wayne Haskins?

I feel like we were a drive away. We were a drive away today because it started. He went, uh, punt turnover, punt, miss field goal. And I think that if the next drive had been bad, that would have been it for him. He went on a 75 year touchdown drive and saved his job, which it's it's thrilling for me to think about like how close you were to that's it. That's how the quarterback position is in the NFL. That if you have a shot and you lose your first shot, it's very hard to come back

and like be a starter again, be a good, you know what I mean? Like as crazy it is in its unfair as it is, that can happen where it could be. He could have literally been a drive away from the career that he thought he was going to have being completely over. And he saved a lot of people forget about Alex Smith when he was on the 49ers and he almost got benched. Mike Singletary wanted to bench him, tried to bench him during a game. And they had an all time moment where they just stood on the sidelines

just staring into each other's eyes. And Samurai Mike was just like trying to get like, figure out like what's in your eyes. What's your moxie? Are you are you a competitor? And he got stared down by Alex Smith on the sidelines. He was like, OK, get back in there. And it was like one stare down away from him getting benched. And then the entire history, like who knows? Right. At that point is Patrick Mahomes a chief. Right. We don't know.

It's it's it's you can go through the list of quarterbacks, the NFL, where if they flamed out, it's like, did they have if they had one more shot? If they had one more, you know, if the coach was a little bit different. But there's also like what could happen with Sam Donald, who I've been harsh on Sam Donald, I should be a less harsh because he is playing with nothing. But like he could very well, you know, the Jets could be like, we're moving on. He goes in his backup somewhere and he never becomes what he would have been anywhere else. There's also something very frustrating

about having a quarterback that's always on that cusp, but always seems to rise to the level of greatness when their jobs on the line for like a couple of drives and then they still lose. Right. Like, OK, I guess we're going to keep doing this. We're going to that's the Jason Campbell train. It's like, OK, we're going to we're going to give old Jason another shot here to see if he can get us a seven and nine this year. Yeah. But yeah, Dwayne looked good. Dwayne looked pretty good in in the I guess it was after the second quarter

for the rest of the game. He looked he looked like an average quarterback. Yeah. He saved his job for a save his job. Saved his job for a week. I don't want to see Alex Smith out there. No, I don't either. I think it's it's scary. Yeah, it's like watching a bomb technician walk away with the suitcases

and like slip and fall. It's yeah, I don't. No one wants to see that. No one wants to see that. Nice story, but no one wants to see that for his own good, because Alex Smith seems like the nicest guy in the world. All right. Next up, Panthers Cardinals. Speaking of quarterbacks, I don't give Teddy Bridgewater enough credit. Teddy Bridgewater deserves more credit for being he's another one.

If he doesn't tear his knee, remember that Vikings team was starting to build everything around him. And it felt like they were, you know, they went to that playoff game. Obviously the Blair Walsh in the like zero degrees outdoor game and then everything changes for Teddy Bridgewater. Then he's going and being back up here and back up there. And now, you know, getting a starting job for a rebuilding Panthers team that are probably saying themselves he's not the answer, but he is this year.

So that tells you exactly what we're saying that everything can change. But Teddy Bridgewater, like all he does is win. And like, I know they're only two and two, but everyone thought that no one gave the Panthers any shot this year. They thought they were going to be one of the worst teams in the league because they're, you know, they got rid of Cam. They paid Christian McCaffrey, Luke Keek League retires, all this stuff. They're two and two and Teddy Bridgewater, like he was awesome today.

Yeah, he's a very above average quarterback. Yeah, I just I need to remind myself to give Teddy Bridgewater more credit. I need to like put in a weekly because he's not Google Calendar. I think we talked about this on Friday, but he's got a great personality. And he's always like, he is a glue guy. Right. He was that way when he was in New Orleans. And he's definitely still that way when he leads this team. He's got an awesome personality.

His teammates like him a lot. He's just not his on field play doesn't match the fiery personality and the fun guy that happens. It's like, if you were to go to Salt Bay's restaurant and he comes out. And he comes out and he just gives you a hamburger and you're like, well, it's pretty good hamburger, but it's Salt Bay. And then I shake my ass and he gives me the T bone. Yeah. And then he really gives you the T bone, you know what I'm saying?

Like there's something that doesn't match up with that. So it's always a little you expect him to be like a little more dynamic on the field than he actually is, which is in his fault. He doesn't make mistakes. He slides weird. Yeah, he slides weird. It's slides weird. He looks like he's gonna break his leg every time he slides. But he's like always the guy that everybody's joking around with and having a good time with.

And then he gets on the field and it's like, OK, we got serious. Teddy, I just I there's some guys that we just don't appreciate. And Teddy Bridgewater falls under that category. I think he needs more appreciation. I like Teddy Bridgewater. I'm a Teddy Bridgewater guy. Would you call him on Friday? What did I call my Friday, Tyra Taylor? No, I said better Tyra Taylor, which which is not really a knock.

Yeah. No, that's not a knock. Tyra Taylor is like the the most like average Teddy Bridgewater, obviously better. I should appreciate him more. This is my note to myself, like, hey, you know, lose a little weight. Spend more time with your son. Appreciate Teddy Bridgewater. Those are my goals. OK, not bad. I think I did predict the Panthers to be in the hunt for a playoff spot.

We say they were going to be frisky. Yeah, we did say they were going to be frisky. Definitely frisky. They are they are the definition of every time you have a new coach, it's like you never know what's going to happen. Right. Right. So good job, Teddy Bridgewater. Matt rule doesn't get enough credit for being just a sexy dude on the sidelines.

Yeah, a slob, just a sexy slob. Honey, I shrunk Richard Jewel. He is he is he is top three coach that I would guess would just like awful kisser spill stuff on himself if you if you gave him enough time. Yeah. If you if you got Matt rule free, if you released Matt rule into the wild at a wedding during the appetizer hour. He's coming back with some stains. He's got. Yeah, he goes like raw dog on the meatballs.

And you know what he's been he's got a little mustard on his tie. How many job interviews do you think it took for Matt rule to realize that he shouldn't eat soup before he just didn't get all these jobs? He's Matt rule. Yeah. Good coach. Big time mouth breather. Matt, you want the loaded baked potato to get you started and no thanks. I'm good. I got a dairy issue. I'll just stick to the stick to the stage.

Yeah. Matt rule is definitely a type of guy who tells you every single time he's got diarrhea. Yeah. Oh, eat some chili. Sorry, I got this shit. Hey, Matt, we don't need to know. Don't need to know. Yeah, I got halfway to the office today. Shit, my pants had to go back home.

Sorry for being late, guys. I keep I keep a spare pair of khakis in the back of the truck. Just in case there's some there's some crazy. He's got his underwear like hanging out the back window with the window all rolled up to keep it in there, just driving down the highway. Airing it out. Matt, there are some crazy Matt rule football guy stories. We we got to get him on some time because he's I remember reading

when he went and took over Temple and was trying to like maybe when he was an assistant coach at Temple and they were trying to get tougher. He just challenged everyone on the defensive line to bowl in the ring and like did it yourself personally. Yes. Yes. And he did it. That's the coach. Yes. Yes. And he did it like that kind of shit. So I could also like Matt rule.

I could see him trying to do that and just getting his ass kicked by everyone. Yeah. And then just getting up every time like Charlie Brown, just getting like why do I keep losing? I'm not done yet. Yeah. He's the night. Stay down, Matt. Stay down. I'm fine. Come on, coach. We don't want to hurt you. I'm fine. I just want to get everyone tougher. You're foaming at the mouth coach.

Are we ready to hop off the Cardinals hype train? Yeah, I'm close to putting the F word on him. Oh, I I'm ready to do it. The only thing that's holding me back from calling them the F word is the fact that like they were just the dark horse going to this year. They were one sleeper. Yeah, you're right. They can't be expectation wasn't high enough. They can't be frauds. They would have to be their bummish.

Yeah, they would have to be like leading their division for a while for us to be like, no, you know what their frauds are. I think people struggle with that when they get mad at me for, I say, like the 13 three Packers or the Ravens, like they're better teams than almost everyone else. Yeah, it's just they're not championship teams. It's almost a good thing to be good enough to be able to be labeled a fraud. Right. Like people keep telling me the bears are frauds.

Like, no, the bears never were supposed to be good. If the bears are fraud, they're reverse fraudulent, where it's like they're supposed to be really shitty, right? And they're three in one. What's going on? They're just bad. Yeah, there's a difference. So you're right. They're not frauds because I think they might just be bad. And the Kyler Murray.

So I saw he's a fraud. Well, I saw this. He's not five 10. You've got to be careful, dude, because that's a short king. No, he can't play quarterback. We're going back in time where your quarterback has to be six. No, what I'm saying is that Kyler Murray, he did this to himself when he turned his back on the five nine community by saying he was five 10. He put he put the little like silly putty on the bottom of his heels.

Who's in the five nine community? The five nine community. Are you in that? It depends on what shoe I'm wearing. But yeah, I mean, you've only been wearing your lifts. They're not lifts or Nike, Zoom, Air 720s are normal seven pairs. You can find them in any local foot locker or on, you know, your popular sneaker websites. I got these on stock X. I don't sell lifts on stock X. OK.

BFT's got a bunch of different colors. And half right now. And some of them are really good, but he's got one terrible pair. I'm wearing them right now on Sundays because no one's in the office. I'm wearing them right now. They're in. I remember the first time you walked in with them. Yeah, you knew you were like a dog with a cone of shame. Listen, you you you beat us to it.

You're like, these shoes suck, guys. Yeah, I just put my hand up and I was like, it looks like what a clown would wear to the bowling alley. And they've got every color known to man on them. They are in shape and shape. Yeah, I have no idea who designed this. That's yeah, that's the the blue light or not the blue light. What do you what are you called the bowling alley when they do the

strobe light? No, the fucking the black light, black light, black light, bowling alley. Yeah, yeah, the galactic cosmic bowling. Yes, they're my cosmic bowling shoes. If MC Escher was so bad, these are. Yeah, they're they're bad shoes. But you wear them on Sundays when no one's here. And I also learned that I should not wear these if I'm wearing shorts. If you wear pants, it covers up some of the dog shit on them.

So it looks a little bit nicer. Yeah, these are my Sunday shoes. Yeah, you did. I remember when you walked in the first day before we could even say anything. You're like, these shoes are bad guys. Back to Kyler Murray. Yes, Kyler Murray. It all started to go downhill for him when he said that he was 510. Yeah, when he's actually five nine.

We need to make a a short lives matter flag, you know, like the blue lives matter with the police flag. Yeah, there should be one for short people. Randy Newman. It should be it should. Yeah, just be like Randy Newman's face, but on like the last stripe. Like lower most right. It's actually below the flag. Yeah, it's not even on the bottom one.

It's like, if you you must be this short to appreciate and honor this flag. Right. So Kyler Murray four times in his career now, they've had under a hundred yards offense in the first half. That's bad. That's slow starting. And I feel like now, Cliff, he might be getting into the conversation. Definitely fraud. He's in the fraudulent conversation.

Cliff was a fraud. He looked at it. We saw that fucking house. You know what he is? He's just a stretched out Kyle Shanahan. Yep. No, he's no, because Kyle, he's a stretched out Kyle Shanahan, but he's also like, he's like, like the knockoff junkyard Kyle Shanahan, like, like Kyle Shanahan is a character in a show.

And then Kyle Shanahan is such a good actor that he gets a big payday and he's like, I'm not going to be on the show anymore. And they try to slip in Cliff Kingsbury. He's on Vif. Mm hmm. He's the new one. New on Vif. Yeah. They tried to slip in Cliff Kingsbury. Be like, no, no, it's the same as that guy.

Thought we would have noticed. Nope. We noticed this guy stinks. I was going to say, like, if Kyle Shanahan is the legitimate stockbroker at like a Fortune 500 firm or wherever stockbrokers work, then Cliff Kingsbury is like the Jordan Belfort. Yeah, he's that comes up selling penny. He's Matthew Bevolaco. Wobbistics. Yeah, he's like, listen, you buy the stock.

It costs you a cent. You make a lot of money right away. He gets that promotion next time when you give him all your savings. They're just going to flip you off, double birds. Go get addicted to quailudes. Yeah, Tony killed Matthew Bevolaco. It was a great fucking episode. Whacked him.

He gave him a phantom right before he thirsty. I know you like this. Sorry, I'm so sorry. I didn't remember Matthew Bevolaco was. Wobbistics. Yeah, it's been so long. I'm you can't even run it. All right. So yeah, I I don't know what it is. Every time I feel like someone out there is pissy right now.

Yeah, that's fun. That's someone on your part. Someone every time we watch Cardinals game, it feels like Kyler Murray. It's either like a deep bomb or the offense doesn't work. Like it's run, run, run, you know, scramble, deep bomb. But there's it doesn't feel like anything happens in the middle, like the intermediate, like they don't they don't beat teams like that. Maybe I'm I could be totally wrong.

It could be a nerd to be like, actually, you're way off. But doesn't it feel like when you watch the Cardinals, they're not like going down the field in 10, 15, their home run hitters. Yeah, right. And when the baseball when the home runs not there, they become bad at them done. Oh, you know what? Really, the entire issue is just Deondre Hopkins only had 41 yards today.

Yeah. So who won that trade? Yeah, Bill O'Brien. Yeah, everything's coming up bill today. Yeah. All right. Speaking of which, Bill O'Brien, Vikings, Texans. Bill O'Brien has started threat level midnight in his office. He has officially decided that he's getting more involved in play calling. Now, this is for people who are long listeners of this show.

We've gone through this many times, but a coach trying to save their job will oftentimes if their offensive defensive coach start calling the plays again to try to save their job. You're like, you know what? You need to coach. I need to coach more. I need to do what I do best. Right. Thereby implying strongly that the reason you're not winning is because of the coach who's already in charge of that.

Right. Who becomes your scapegoat. Correct. Now there's promising young offensive coordinator, offensive mind Bill O'Brien, right? That he has appointed to be offensive coordinator. So in the event that he has to fire himself as GM, right, he elevates the offensive coordinator, which is also Bill O'Brien to the full time head coaching position. And the head coach goes to the GM.

Yes. So Bill O'Brien now has three jobs and he can just move on up. And what happens to GM, Bill O'Brien? That's fired. So you fire the GM. The GM is fired because of the D'Andre Hopper. You can be like, yeah, you can point to that after the season. You're like, this was a mistake that the general manager made.

Right. The coach can only work with the ingredients that he has. Right. Now the coach is like, but you know what? I would I have such a great mind. I would like to get go to the old Bill Parcells. Like I want to go by the groceries. Yeah. So Bill O'Brien, the head coach, goes up to Bill O'Brien, the general manager's seat after Bill O'Brien, the general manager, gets fired and then Bill O'Brien, the offensive coordinator,

takes overhead coaching duties. Right. And then the offense has a jumpstart to it. Because if Bill O'Brien, the offensive coordinator, can work at all with this offense and this roster that has been decimated by the incompetence of general manager Bill O'Brien, imagine what can happen if they have somebody who actually pays attention to the game, head coach Bill O'Brien that can come in and put the pieces together and work with that roster.

The future is bright for Bill O'Brien. He's got he's got this all figured out. I'm actually thinking now if I could pick one story out of left field, crazy story to happen, it would be Bill O'Brien, head coach, GM, slash offensive coordinator being like, hey, guys, I was actually a super early adopter of Bitcoin. And I have like five billion dollars. I'm going to buy the Texas.

Yeah. Now he's the owner. Owner Bill O'Brien, eventually commissioner. Yes, he so he takes over or he didn't take over. He's going to have more to do with the play calling and the and the offensive scheme and the install. Yeah. You know, it would actually make a lot of sense if Bill O'Brien was somehow independently, ridiculously wealthy right now. Yeah. And he got fired.

He was like, oh, OK, that's fine. I got like six billion dollars. It would explain a lot about how he handles himself as a coach and as a general manager. Yeah. He's just like, whatever, this is a cool job. I get to hang out on Sundays with NFL players. The best part about him switching or announcing that he's going to have more to do with the offense is in reading it.

He's still not really calling the place. So he's still giving himself that out. He's more involved. He's more involved. Yeah. He's kind of he's helping them put together the concept of the game. Right. If that doesn't work, then he's going to have to become more hands on. Maybe he'll script the first 15 players. His he's basically treating his team, his the offensive side of the ball like his teenage like a teenage son who's like acting out at school.

He's like, you know what? I got to be home for family dinner every night. Like I got to be home for family dinner and we're going to be here and we're going to sit here and I'm going to I'm going to have more. I'm going to be more hands on with the offense. Yeah. Well, and then if you get too involved down that road, you can always flip it and be like, I think I'm putting in too much work and overthinking myself. Yes.

I need to remember what's important and what keeps me grounded. And that's spending some time with my family as well. Having that work life balance is actually healthy for you. Something that I didn't have when I was in New England, when I got it drilled into me, you spend every minute of your life at the facility. Maybe be good if, you know, I go golfing with my son. Yeah. Occasionally during a bye week. There we go. Go help the wife out and help her vacuum

like one rug in the living room, but then mess it up. So you'd be like, you never need your help. Yeah. But that's Bill Bryant. So the Texans stink. I think they officially stink. I don't think it's schedule fucked. I think they're just bad. They're just a bad team. I am still having a hard time believing that the Texans are that bad.

They just played an O and three Vikings team that was reeling at home and they lost by eight points and they needed that game was closer. Like the Vikings were up 15. Like they should have the Vikings were in control of that game the entire time. I mean, you've been through this with the Texans in the past. I think I think I'm going through now with Deshaun Watson. He's really good. And then other times he's just, you know, running for his life a lot.

Right. And I want to believe that he is that next level of quarterback. So they can't be that bad if they have a great quarterback. Right. Well, I'm learning very quickly that yes, you can. Bill Bryant has figured he's kind of a genius in a way because he's figured out how to make a top 10 quarterback play on a team that sucks and have you not win a single game. Right. And losing with a great quarterback is extremely tough to do in the NFL. And the worst news ever for the Texans and the Texans fans

is their own four and they look like shit and will full or hasn't even gotten hurt yet. Like it's going to get worse. It's a time bomb. It's going to get worse. Vikings, congrats to the Vikings. That was actually they showed some resolve. Mike Zimmer's too good of a coach for them to be so, so bad. I still don't think they're good. And I also just wanted, I noted this when we were watching.

I love when teams have players and their backup look alike. And I love that Dalvin Cook and Alexander Madison have both have dreads. So when they switch them in and out, it's just like the offense going. Yeah. Yeah. It covers up the the nameplate on the back, too. Right. You can never be too sure. It's great. Such a nice touch. It is my brain just can't figure out otherwise.

I don't like it when it's wide receivers. Yeah. When it's like wide receiver one, wide receiver two, both have the same haircut, whatever that is. Yeah. I don't like that. I need to have like a little bit of difference on that. So I can tell exactly who's racking up the yards in any given situation. Yeah. But it's just it's just nice wrinkle. So good job by the by the Vikings.

There was a time. Justin Jefferson is awesome. There was a time when it was it was Edelman Hogan, Danny Mordola on the end. Wes Welker was in the mix, too, for a little bit on the Patriots and hearing announcers screw up who just cut a touchdown pass. Yeah. You could set your watch to them making that mystery. At least twice every time. All right. Next game up in a second PFT.

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The Bears fucking. I was trying to yank you up. Yeah, me too. The Bears fucking. I would rather I would rather have Hank yawn directly into my mouth for three hours and watch this game. Twelve puns, twelve puns. The Bears, I mean, Philip Rivers is still talking shit right now. That was a hot mic.

He's on a plane flying back to Indianapolis and he's just screaming out the window. Y'all sorry. Y'all sorry. It's a bunch of team I've ever seen. Got the corner on you. I do think that CBS not doing fake crowd is terrible. Like it does make it seem like it's just not exciting when there's no fake crowd. It was the experiment week where they're like, we're going to let the crowd breathe.

We're going to just give you the all natural and it was such a bad game. And I will. So followers at Skylight McGee had the best take that I'm mad. I didn't think of it. The Bears were planning all week to play a noon local kickoff. It's true. Body clock. It got pushed back. That's not their fault. No, like that game goes differently if the Bears played it new.

So instead, the Coco got in the way and they had to switch it and become the game of the week. And let me tell you, that was the game of no week. Yeah, if they if they added a week to the calendar, I still don't want that game in there. If you had signed Cam Newton this offseason, you wouldn't have had to play the game. So that yeah, that's true. But that also I hate when people are like that Matthew Berry had a tweet

that was like just a reminder, thirty one teams passed on Cam Newton. Well, so the Patriots. Yeah, like right. Seven months. No, I'm shocked that the chiefs passed on Cam Newton. I'm shocked the Seahawks passed on Cam. I'm shocked to pack like what are you really going to say? Thirty one teams were looking for a really means like five teams. Yeah, they're five.

Cam Newton want to be a starter and and and Ryan Pace won a Mr. Biscay to start the season. So Cam Newton was probably like, I'm not going to that fucking franchise. And he's smart for doing that. He's smart for not coming to the Bears to the Bears. Kill all fun when it comes to offensive football. This entire game was just it was painfully boring to watch. Even Nick Full is like the passing game in this case.

You always say like the the passing game is an extension of the running game when you have a quarterback that throws like a lot of screens, all that stuff with the Bears, it's like the running game is an extension of their passing game. It was so bad. I so I'm trying. I know everyone wants me to apologize for three and one not going to do it. I know everyone says the Bears are not good. I've if you've listened to the show and followed everything I said, have I not said that like I don't think they're as good as like

they're three and no record, but I'm not going to apologize. There's a difference. Not apologizing is basically saying I'm going to enjoy the ride. The rides suck today. I'm still going to enjoy the fact that they're three and one because their season is not over because of one loss. But every bad thing that I thought about the Bears came to fruition when it comes to their defense is good,

but not elite like it was two years ago. Their offensive line. They got a new offensive line coach that hasn't really fixed it. Like they they they suck at times. Their running game sucks. New tight ends, not so great quarterback still fucking sucks. Guess what? All this shit that I'm talking about, all this change. Do you know who's the constant here?

Matt Nagy. So I don't. I was just saying you. Yeah, me and but Matt Nagy. Do you accept responsibility? No, I'm not going to apologize. No, I'm not. I'm not saying to apologize. I'm saying, do you accept responsibility for the. I could have done a better job consistently. I was negative very quickly.

You guys saw me. I got negative very quickly. But this like you hire an offensive guru and I get it. Nick Foles has, you know, he's trying to get on the same page. These guys, but fuck, man, that was embarrassing. That was disgusting. And I can't for the life of me understand like if you the Bears are just so predictable sometimes. If you watched starting, I think at the end of the second quarter

and then the entire third quarter, the Bears, when they were in shock, and they passed and when they under center, they ran that third and one that basically end of the game where Cordero Patterson got stuffed. Guess what? It was a run under center. That's like how I used to play Madden when I was nine. Right. Like this is day one shit that Matt Nagy does that drives me fucking insane and everyone insane. It's like, how are you doing things that are so predictable

where the Colts have just figured out that if Nick Foles is under center, they're going to run the ball. I have a question for a big cat. Does Nick Foles like football? Does he enjoy being a quarterback? Is that like what he wants to be doing with his life? I think I honestly is crazy. It sounds like and everyone makes a joke, but I really do think

you have to start Mr. Biscayne, then bring Nick Foles in after the first drive. Yeah. Well, I don't even know if it's that like he just gets excited for the moment. He just he looks like he'd rather be anywhere but on a football field. All even when we got a little bit of wrestling, even when things go bad. He he looks like if he looks like his dad is pressuring him to play football. We'd rather be off painting somewhere, you know, like a high school athlete that is just doing this because his mom is like, well, you need to have an after school activity and keep yourself occupied or else you're going to get in trouble.

Like he does not look like he wants to be on a football field. And it's even not again, no one looked like they're having fun today. His face looks like the opposite of what someone's face looks like if they're having sex with Nick Foles. Yes, that makes sense. Yes, that makes perfect sense. I I just they stink and they don't stink, but they do stink. Like they're three and one. So it's hard to I don't want to be the total downer when they're three and one

to be like cancel everything because it's going to happen. Just a scoreboard three and one. I'm not going to apologize. Bucks Thursday night. Good thing. The Bucks don't have a good defense. Yikes. But the Bucks got gash like that defense got not as much 31 points. But there was a pick six like that. That wasn't as much as like the defense through 290 yards.

That's not gash. The defense today was not nearly as good as it has been. Agreed with that. I just I think they're run the Bucks run defense is very good. So that's going to be a problem. I just I'm not going to apologize for three and one. But I know in my heart of hearts that the bears fucking stink. OK, are you happy? Are you happy? I'm saying I wish I thought that all along.

I just wish that you guys were a little bit more entertaining when you stuck because Nick knows the when Nick never when Nick Foles stinks. It is he is the most bears quarterback of all time. Why do you think Devin Hester is like the greatest bear of all time in the last 20 years? Like our partner Turner is because he's the most exciting. That's the most exciting. The the only excitement that the bears can have as a franchise is their punt returner. And if their defense is so out of this world good,

that it actually becomes like more fun to be on defense and offense. That's when the bears are like that's the the peak bears is their defense is so fucking good that it makes like honestly like let's just punt. Let's just punt and get and get back on defense. That's the only excitement they have. That's their peak excitement. Yeah, when their best when the most exciting player on the field is a guy that's really good at making the other team fumble after they catch a pass for like 30 yards. Yes, that's it.

So I mean, this is there's certain franchises that I will absolutely agree with you with that no matter who is the quarterback, they're just going to become that environment. Like if Patrick Mahomes was a bear, he might not be Patrick. He would have gotten hit by a bus. Yeah. OK, he would have gotten hit by a bus walking across Michigan Ave. And that would have been it. So just forget it.

Like there's no quarterback that you could be like, oh, they got this or they got that. No, it just doesn't work that way. Mr. Best, Mr. Biscay, much better at handoffs than Nick Foles. Yeah, Nick Foles is slow. He's got slow arms fucking sucks. Thursday night, they'll all be pumped because if they go four and one, watch out, they're probably the best team in the NFC. All right. Pills, Raiders, four and no bills, four and no bills.

Josh Allen, what can you say? He's fucking awesome. Even got hurt, warrior. Yeah, got hurt on such a Josh Allen play, made some awesome throws, hit all the buttons on his way down, hit all the buttons on his way down. Stevan Diggs is like the perfect guy for this offense. They the bills need more credit for like getting that to unlock Josh Allen. I actually think Josh Allen haters are kind of they're kind of done. They've admitted that they're wrong.

Yeah, they're like, you know, they actually haven't. They're like little locusts. They're like the 17 year locusts. They're just waiting underground for one bad game. Then they're all the way back. But then they're all the way above ground. Even though even that, though, I saw a couple of nerds today. Like one guy was like, I never thought you could teach accuracy in a quarterback.

But Josh Allen has proven me wrong. There you go. Good. Yeah. And also like some of the stuff that they can't teach you. He had one pass that Colby easily caught it in midair. I like the three yard line and just the sheer velocity of Josh Allen's past carried him two yards into the end zone after he grabbed onto it. Yeah, it was like a like when you see in a movie, like somebody flying away in a windstorm because they opened an umbrella. Right. It was sick.

Yeah, it was up. Yeah, it was up. This is something that you don't get from every quarterback. Josh Allen is so much fucking fun to watch. It that that I don't understand how that wasn't a touchdown. John Brown, by the way, it was that was a touchdown. That has to be touched. What are we doing with replay? If that's not a touch, he caught the ball.

The ball was at least halfway already into the end zone, not just over the line. I think the entire ball was at least over the line for that first step. So for anyone who's keeping it, we were keeping real track of Josh Allen's stats this year. So that's another touchdown that he gets. I think they ran the ball in after that. So it's another touchdown he gets in reminder. He has not thrown a real valid interception.

Right. Because what happened on that one that it was like counted him for it was stupid. It was dumb. It was just like a brain fart that he had. And then Derek Carr, his hands are small, tiny hands. We bumble. That's days. I looked it up during the game. I was like, this guy has to have the smallest hands on the field right now. It's like nine and a quarter inches.

But he play his hands play smaller than that. Yes, we can all agree. He he he also had he got the record today for all time Raiders touchdowns by quarterback, which is always so funny that we're in this era now where like whatever quarterback you have is going to be your record holder. So he beat out Ken Stabler, 151 touchdowns. And the only other note I had on this game, I still don't think the Raiders are bad. They just the bills are good.

And Jonathan Abrams, he is now I got my eye on Jonathan Abrams. Every single game, he has a catastrophic injury that he pops right up like that. He's down. The cart's about to come out. He looks like he's dead. And then he's just like, yeah, I'm fine. I thought he's been out of like six games and there's only been four. I'm trying to think why that might be for him. I don't know in particular.

But remember, he ran into the the the he ran into the booger, whatever the Booger Mobile used to be. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah. And you thought he was dead and then he's popped up. Yeah, I only had one more note. And that's Rod Tidwell. Nathan Peterman looked awesome on the sidelines. They need to stop showing Nathan Peterman because when they show him,

I think we're all thinking the same thing, which is why are we watching Derek Carr right now in his tiny little hands? Yes, we could watch Nathan Peterman throw some pick sixes. It is tempting. A verbal meme because the stadium looked awesome today. You notice that stadium look great. Did she look wonderful? She always does.

My verbal verbal meme is Allegiant Air is a folding table and then some drunk 42 year old Buffelonian and Bill's mafia jumping off an RV is my penis. Oh, nice. Nice. OK. Still getting a little worried about this. Smashing. Yeah. All right. Last game. I was actually surprised.

Hank didn't make a challenger joke when Josh Allen's rocket arm broke down. Is he OK? Yeah, he's OK. I watched that. That was fucked up. Crazy documentary. Crazy. Yeah. Oh, Jason Wittons. The O-ring. Yeah. And he shaved his head. Yeah.

Which Jason, like I would like a formal apology for when you try to tell us all the head hair. That was that was fucked up. We all knew, but you really tried to let us like, no, this is my real hair. Yeah, you have to be up front about it. Yeah, just tell us. So it's guy code. You get on TV if you're on a football show and you have a hair transplant, you have to make at least three jokes a night about your fake hair.

Right. So I would like a yeah, I'd like a retraction for all the times that you just like your hair. Yeah. And then he took his hair away. Yeah. Well, he was going bald. Yeah, but then he shit. That's what you got to do. That's what you got to do. All right. Last game, Giants Rams.

The Giants have scored three touchdowns this year. You still on the Danny Dimes bandwagon? No, I got it off last week. I mean, he did actually play like he runs around and makes plays. He's got nothing with he's got nothing to work with. I don't know if if they'll ever have anything to work with. He's one of those quarterbacks where it's like wrong time where he'll never get it all together because he still makes plays.

We're like, there's something there. Like he's throwing a nice ball. He's running around. My my beef with Daniel Jones is if you're going to stink, you have to at least be in that fight at the end of the game at midfield. Yeah, you have to be ready to brawl. Yeah, the move that he pulled, which was just like walking away from the fight. That's you have to Eli Manning to get to that point.

Yeah, he is. He is. He has the demeanor of Eli Manning. That's for sure. I need you to I need you to throw a punch. Was it Hank, you were saying like Daniel Jones and Jerry Goff both just like immediately walked directly away from that fight? Yeah, I did not say that. He jailed Ramsey and Golden Tate being the ones who were got in the fight, like no, they're the most beef having combination of players in the NFL.

Golden Tate. I feel like Golden Tate. He's just like a beef sprinkler. He just hates anyone that's around. Yeah, he's got beef going everywhere. And same with jail and Ramsey. I also shout out Nick Gates for the giants who tried to fight Eric Donald. That was crazy. What the fuck were you doing?

It's the same. Also, Aaron Donald just started trying to poke his eyes like he was three stooges. It was awesome. Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I didn't watch much of this game because I was asleep from watching the Bears. Yeah, this was the it was the same game. It was the Bears game just on the West Coast. Yes. Yes. And then a fun stat that everyone should remember going forward.

The Rams are now 28 and zero when leading in half time under Sean McFay. OK, that's pretty damn good. I didn't know that. Yeah, so Sean McFay is a pretty good coach. Yeah, pretty good coach. All right, that's the full recap. Let's do we have like 10 minutes with Dion. Let's do that right now. Let's do a quick ad before we get to Dion.

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That's because you said that you dose the cake, to be fair. No, when I walked in, I said this is a perfectly fine cake. You heavily implied that the cake was dosed. Absolutely. I ate a big one. Shout out to Rhea for making the cake. Yeah, go. Good point. Thanks. Yeah.

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Prime, Coach Prime, Deion Sanders. Talk a little football. Talk a little Sunday. I wanted to start with, I love how we always have like your former teams. Because you had so many teams. But the Dallas Cowboys and the Cleveland Browns running it down their throat. 307 yards. What do you do if you're a defense and you get like that's just you got manned up?

How can you give up 40 to Cleveland with a straight face? So virtually it had nothing to do with Jason Garrett. It has nothing to do with Jerry Jones. It has everything to do with all the people who are on the dirt field. It's the type of players that's out there that's putting this pathetic effort up. And what I watched today, when Cleveland Browns can run up in your living room and stand on your table and eat your food, you got a problem. Yeah.

Yeah, the tackling was like some of the worst that I've seen in the last couple years. I think it's like a league wide thing, but especially with the Dallas Cowboys, you were a big hitter famously in your day. Oh my God. What's going on? Like, do they just not, they don't know how to wrap up? They over pursue? Is it the physicality?

It's the thought processes, the attitude. But who gives up two trick plays for touchdowns in one game? Yeah. Who does that? Nobody does that. So from a defensive standpoint, is there any fixing something like that? Or is it just like, this is kind of what we are. We're just a really bad defense.

Or do you ever see a defense like that in the early parts of the season being like, they can get better. They have some guys, they can get better at scheme, whatever it may be. Maybe Mike Nolan's on the hot seat, the defensive coordinator. Like, is there a fix? If I didn't know Mike Nolan, I could take an unsolicited shot at him. But I know him. I played for him in Baltimore.

Thank God you did. I know his stuff works. But what I'm seeing right now, just imagine if that press got, wasn't that press got that's playing out of his head, throwing for 450 and 400 yards and 500 yards every week. Could you imagine how bad it would be if he wasn't doing what he's doing? The defense, man, this is a, this is a trochus. I don't even have a word for what I see. It's no want.

It's no passion. It's no desire. It's no playmakers. It's none of that. Let's make up a word then. They stink. Ignorant. Ignorant.

They're ignorant. Dallas Cowboys defense is ignorant. It's ignorant. I like it. I mean, yeah. How do you turn that around? Do they need like, who's their leader on defense that's supposed to stray this whole thing out? Good question.

It's a good question. It's not just about leaders. Leaders are one thing, but you need some dogs. This is what you, we should ask. Who are the dogs on the defense? Because usually when there's adversity, the dogs rise up and put a stop to the nonsense. And what we're seeing right now is nonsense. Well, Andy Lee's coming back soon or sorry, Sean Lee's coming back soon.

Yes. And then for at least a quarter, he'll be the dog and then he'll be out again. So they're going to get one good quarter of defense and at some point in the season. But yeah, it's just, it's like, it's embarrassing for the Cowboys. Wow. And it's not just, it's not just like the tackling, but they're also getting mossed out there. That's kind of a league wide thing though.

Like, do they teach defensive backs how to jump anymore? No, the thing about most of these guys that are getting in that situation, they already beat and when the ball comes, they hit the panic button and it just makes it even worse. And yet the running was unbelievable today. It was crazy today. Sorry, there's my son. He went on a visit, an unofficial visit to FAU and we're going back and forth right now. Breaking news.

Yeah. Yeah. So what, what Baker throw for 100 in some yards? Yeah, it was like 160 I think. Yeah, it was. Yeah. I had an adequate day, not a great day, but he had a good day. He didn't need to throw for a thousand yards today because they ran for a thousand yards today.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So the Bears think you actually wanted, you wanted to switch your pick. I actually, I'm going to do something else because in the beginning of the show, I talked about the Bears problems. I'm going to give credit to the Colts. The Colts are good.

Like they have. I told you that. Yeah. Their defense is good. Their offensive line is great. Phil Rivers, when he has time, like he made, you know, he's not the same guy as he was 10 years ago, but he's more than adequate to be good for that offense. Are you, are people you think sleeping on the Colts, uh, overall in the AFC,

because the AFC is all the talk is the Ravens, the Chiefs and the Patriots. Yeah. The Colts can win, but they're not on that elite level. They're, they're, they're like a, they're like a homecoming team for the playoffs. That, that's what they are. They'll make it, they may make it there, but it's just going to be a homecoming game in the playoffs. But what the Colts do, they're not going to beat themselves. And Philly River's not going to be, he's not going to beat you.

He, he, he's not going to lose the game. I mean, he's not going to do that. And defensively what they did the day and I could recall the game they played last year with Nick Foles when he was a starter for Jacksonville. And yeah, it, it was horrible. And I was thinking about that all week and I should have taken him. I'm so mad at myself because I didn't have the guts to do it. Yeah.

Yeah. Nick Foles, you're a big fan of his. You think that he's just got like, he's got something. I didn't see much from, well, I'll take that back. The, the two minute drive at the end. That was, that was, he was a clinician. He was just dissecting them. Yeah, he does, but you got to understand when Nick is in a savior role, he's much better. But when he's that guy and I don't know if they know how to really use him yet.

When he comes in off the bench, it's a whole different field for him. But I don't think they understand how to really utilize Nick Foles. And it wasn't just Nick today. It was that whole darn team. They was just adequate. They was very nonchalant today. It was not a good look today for the Bears. Yeah. No, it was, it was a very, very,

it made me hate football. Watching that game made me hate football. It was that bad. A theme that we have every week. Are you ready to admit that Josh Allen is incredible because he got knocked out of the game, comes back in the game, making big plays with his feet, with his arm. He didn't actually have a lot of rushing today because of probably because he was hurt. But the bills are four and 0 for the first time in like 25 years.

Are you ready to admit that Josh Allen is on that level? Josh Allen is not top five, but Josh Allen is a bona fide baller. The bills were my preseason pick in the AFC, probably about the third or fourth ranked team in the AFC. I picked them to win the division, period. And Josh Allen, what he's doing right now, man, is simply unbelievable. The throw he made down by the goal line was, I was like, oh my God. I mean, the kid is bowling.

He's leading. He's making plays. He's propelling that team to the next level and defensively. They just got to turn it up a little bit more. And that team could do some amazing things, man. They really can't because they could beat anybody. So you say he's not top five. He's probably top 10.

I would imagine he's a bona fide baller. I would imagine you probably think you would agree. Russell Wilson is probably playing the best out of just about any quarterback. So I'm going to read you some of his stats right now. There's a guy in Kansas City that's pretty good. That's right. Yeah, that's true. Patrick Holmes, but Russell Wilson, here's some of his stats.

105 for 148. So he's passing at 70.9%. 1300 passing yards, 12 touchdowns, one interception. 83 rushing yards, three rushing TDs, 122.8 passer rating. What's that boy from Green Bay? He's got to be around. I'm sorry. Actually, that was Josh Allen's stats this year that I just read.

Josh Allen, top five quarterback in the NFL. No, he is. Those are his stats. He's the top five guy. He's the top five guy. There's a guy from Green Bay that's pretty darn good. I'm sure his stats around there. Russell is unbelievable.

You do know that. That grown man from Kansas City is a freak. That was a Lamar sighting today. We didn't see him last week, but he really bawled out today, running Anthro on your football. He was back to himself. We got some good quarterbacks. We really do, man.

Herbert was OK today. He made some heck of a throws today. I think the young kids in our game is phenomenal. They're phenomenal. So my last question was about that game, because we're just not mentioning the fact that Tom Brady threw five touchdowns today. And that's my guy.

You know that's my guy. How you played when you were 38 years old, he's 43. Are you just like, I mean, how hard was it when you were 38 to play with guys that were 18 years younger? It's different because my game was based on my legs. Tom Brady is based on his arm and his intellect, his thought process. And he's very astute at that.

He has a young man's mind when it comes to a quarterback. And he is unbelievable. He is the epitome of a quarterback. And the thing I love the most about Tom today, Tom threw a darn pick six. Did it bother him? Did it ruffle his feathers? Did it get him off his game?

Not admit it, quit it, forget it. And he kept going. That's what I love about Tom Brady. I like that. He's throwing a lot of pick sixes though. Is that an area of concern? Because he's starting to enter the match-shop territory. That's timing.

That's timing with him and the receivers. First of all, I guarantee you after this week, they take that route right out of there. That out is a pick six. Yeah. Because he's throwing it late. There's no timing between him and he and the receivers. They got to take that out of the playbook.

Wait. So admit it, quit it, forget it. Yep. All right, so I thought the Bears were going to win today. Admit it, quit it, and forget it. So quit thinking that the Bears are going to win? Yeah, no, it's over. I was wrong.

Let's stop talking about it. See, I like that about you. You will admit when you're wrong. Oh, I was wrong. I really admire that. That's like a quality I really love about you. Very wrong. I do.

Very wrong. Yeah. So you've been, yeah. Dean, I'm going to add. On some of your picks. Oh, very wrong. Very wrong. Very wrong.

If we look at the NFC beast, the beast is back to the division that you played in. Cowboys look like trash. We've covered that. Eagles, who knows what's going to happen here on Sunday Night Football. They don't look any better. The Washington football team

still in first place at one in three. And I'm not even going to talk about the Giants. Who is coming out on top of that dumpster fire of the division? You think you still think the Cowboys? The Cowboys will. The Cowboys will. Really?

One thing about Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones is the best advocate and salesman for hope. Do you understand only the Cowboy fans because of the great Jerry Jones believes every year that they're going to win it all? If that is not a great salesman, I don't know what it is. Yeah.

And they haven't won in, what, 27 years? 26 years? Yeah. Since Moby Dick was a kid. Well, here's the thing. They have the Giants next week. So that should help them. That's the W.

Yep. And then they have the Cardinals and the Washington football team and the Eagles. So you're not wrong. Are you going to say anything about the Cardinals? Did the Cardinals trick all of us? Yes. Let's just admit it.

Yes. They tricked us. They, they tricked us, but I also am an idiot. Admit it. Quit it. Forget it. Teddy Bridgewater. All he does is fucking play good football.

Like he's not flashy. Teddy Bridgewater is Mr. Consistent. Yeah. He's the kind of guy that you let him take your daughter out on a date because he says he's going to be there at eight. He's there at 755 and he's going to have her home at 1030 and he's there at 1015. Yeah.

That's the kind of guy Teddy Bridgewater is. Have you seen what he's packing? Yeah. Oh, no. Dian doesn't like to talk about that. No, I'm not a pack. I'm not a packer watcher. Yeah.

I mean, I, you can't help but know it. Dian's got a medium sized dick. So he doesn't like to talk about this. I'm not a packer watcher. Teddy's got like, he's got a third arm. Oh, what you just said. I had so many gifts. I had so many gifts in life.

God had to cut back somewhere. Okay. You're a hard worker though, right? Couldn't do it all. I love it. God had to cut back somewhere. Dian, I have one last, last question. I saw your fucking toe, man.

What is up with that? Did you see this picture that Dian posted? No. Dian posted a picture. Is that like a shack toe? Well, we'll clip this. It's like the, it's like Goodfellas. One dog's looking this way.

One dog's looking the other way. Oh my God, no. And this one saying, what do you want from me? Your toe. Here's Steve Mariucci saying, my toe was flipping everybody off. I don't know if that's true, but that's what he said. Is that, your toe looks like,

your second toe looks like it's trying to get away. Like it's trying to escape. It has. It's three surgeries in need of another one. I can't even walk barefooted. I mean, the thing is, is done. Is that, is that what turf toe does to you? Yeah.

Now they had to shorten it. But then they had to get, it was a hook. It was a hook toe. So then they had to straighten it out. And then it's no, nothing inside of it. So it just stays up. It won't even go down. Verbal meme.

Dian Sanders in the locker room, standing next to Nick Foles and Teddy Bridgewater. You gotta stop. Y'all are off the chain. Oh man. Y'all are off the chain. All right. Dian, just real quick.

Tell me, am I, am I an idiot for still thinking that the Houston Texans are, are the best Owen Ford team, maybe in the history of the NFL? You're a certified idiot. Yeah. Matter of fact, you're the grand, you're the Magnicum Ladi idiot. Yeah, but they got, they got to Sean.

Yep. That's it. That's it. It's over. That's it. It's over. They stink. Over.

They stink. We all. I picked the Vikings. I picked the Vikings. They stink. They do stink. All right. Well, Dian, thank you as always.

Enjoy your Sunday night. And take care of that toe, man. I don't know what the fuck you do with it. Like soak it. They soak it every night. That thing is gross. All right. See you, Dian.

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trim it to win it. So our Philips Norelco football guy of the week, nominees are Jake starting things off in the big time with Nebraska head coach Scott Frost, who said if Nebraska has to play and get a game in Uzbekistan, it will. I believe him. Yeah. Also not much of a football guy moved to know that Uzbekistan is a place.

I feel like like a real football guy would just say Russia. Yeah. Guess what? A real football guy would say we'll play against the USSR if we have to. I like that Scott Frost said this, but unfortunately for Scott Frost, you got to play in Columbus week one and you'll probably lose by about 40. So I also would have accepted Timbuktu.

Like I don't care. Any time. Bangkok. Yeah. This is a guy joke. These are places that football guys know. Yeah. I think this is going to be our first ever official nominee.

Yeah. We have Mike Kelly, an official in the North Carolina Boston College game who while waving his arm during the UNC Boston College game hit a coach in the nuts. It was awesome. Jimmy tapped him. Did you watch it? No, I haven't seen it.

I'm going to look it up right now. I retweeted it was he was doing like the softball spin. And looking onto the field and just perfectly nutted this guy. It was so sick. Yeah. Look it up. Okay. Next one. Yeah. Moving on to Seahawk safety.

Jamal Adams who wore his helmet at home while watching his team beat the Dolphins. Love it. And I like the old pay pay. That's the pay pay in the when he sat. You're sitting in the tub. Yeah. With his foot in the tub.

Looking at an iPad. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And then ending things you hinted at earlier. Our friend Joe Burrow said the game ball for his first ever win in his professional career is going back in the team's ball back. Love it.

I like that. Eventually there'll be so many game balls that you've won with. Those are also the ones that you're practicing with. Yeah. That's when that's when the culture's changed. He expected to win. All right. Phillips Naroko.

So use that hashtag to win it for Phillips Naroko. Football guy of the week. Okay. Wrapping up NBA finals. J-butt. The J-butt game. 40 11 and 13. Mm hmm.

I'm happy that J-butt got this game. I still think the heat or the Lakers will probably win in five. But it was good. The Jimmy Butler reminded everyone like it's not a fluke that they're here and he's fucking awesome. LeBron I don't think has ever had a 40 11 and 13 game in the history of the NBA finals. Did you hear what LeBron said to J-butt in the first quarter.

He said to him you guys are in trouble. And after J-butt dropped 40 11 and 13. He said in the fourth quarter of LeBron you guys are in trouble. Oh league court with 10 seconds left. Oh that's classic bronze guy. Classic bronze. Now we get what I'm looking for though Lakers in five. Friday night champion NFL college football.

Did it even happen. What do you say when he when he left the court. I believe he just walked off. He just I think he crammed dribbled off really hurting. He probably he probably walked off and whispered to Brian Windhorst start the trade rumors. He's got a pretty much free agent. I'm gonna be a pretty much broken spirit.

Hey remember I'm a free agent next year. Get that going. All right. Yeah it's probably going to be a gentleman sweep. I think we agree. That's fine though. I'm happy the heat had their moment. Who knows.

Jake gave me this look like no chance. Bam and drag and we talked we talked about this. I feel like if they could have played they would have. Yeah. He's got like a torn planter fast. I don't know what is torn planter muscle. Faster. But these guys are rule players.

They know their role and they can come together and win. But here's the problem Jake. We're in a dangerous spot right now. The heat have to decide like can we win this series. Okay because I'm in I'm in it if we want to get to seven and we want to see a game seven and have the chance like I'll I'll go to a game seven to see the potential of LeBron losing. But at this point if the heat went two games it's going to be way worse

because then people were like the heat were really awesome. This is like a ring and a half for LeBron. This counts. I've already seen the people been like this is actually the hardest ring to win. That's what they said in the Stanley Cup. Heat and stuff. Doubt it. You play in a fucking a you turn right Hank.

That's a glorified rising stars. It's a nice summer camp. Nobody in the crowd to boom. Yeah. Right. Exactly. No one to yell. Hey LeBron you what do you call him little you little bitch word.

Yeah. The Warriors. No we should actually remind her to tweet that after one of the games. Pussy ass bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And she's like ma'am the security guard turns around.

We should be like oh my god the people in the bubble fans in the bubble. It's getting tested. We retweeted that like three years in a row and people like dude that's so old. Yeah we know we're fucking with you. All right. Let's finish up who's back. Oh it seems so long ago but the Cubs think too. Oh that's right.

Yeah that was last Friday. I knew though when we were sitting here I was like Cubs aren't going to score today. And guess what they didn't score. I don't I don't like the the format of the baseball playoffs. I I don't like it. I don't like it. I like to have series that get into little rhythms. You know they have story lines.

Now we are but I kind of like I kind of liked it's weird. It's not doesn't feel real but I kind of liked it just because like I'm almost happy that the Cubs lost the way they did in the two game series because now it's like oh they didn't even make it. Who cares. Like they weren't that it exposes the frauds and the couple of frauds and you know exposes the frauds and flushes them out. Are you going to apologize for your World Series title.

No that was real. Okay that was real. That one that one hangs forever. Hank. Oh I forgot to mention this in the Washington football team segment that we did. They had the coolest hats by far of Crucial Catch. The tie-dye. I immediately bought two.

Yeah. They got me. Nice. Hank. Imagine if they had a mascot how much more you'd buy. They we don't need a mascot Hank. Dumbass football team name. I like your cartoon tri-tri-corner hat guy.

You little Johnny Tremaine guy that has to inspire you guys to play football well. Sad that you guys even need that. My Who's Back of the Week is Fleetwood Mac. The song Dreams entered the top 10 on the US iTunes chart for the first time in like ever. This makes you feel so. Because of a TikTok from the user 420dogface208. Who still hasn't been like no one has tried to cancel this guy? Not that I've seen.

He posted a TikTok of himself listening to Dreams, writing on a longboard and drinking cranberry juice. And people were like oh my god this band. Who is this new band? The Vibes were maculant. Like is this Billy Ray Eilish? And then exactly. Is that her name?

Yeah Billy Ray Eilish. Yes pretty much. What's her name? Billy Eilish. What's Billy Ray Cyrus? Billy Ray Cyrus. Miley Cyrus. Got it.

Billy Ray Eilish. Yeah. But no it's one of the greatest bands of all time. Miley Anna Grande. What is her name? He even got Fleetwood. I didn't know the guy in Fleetwood Mac was named Fleetwood. But he joined TikTok.

Yes. He joined TikTok himself and recreated it. TikTok's going crazy. Yeah. They're in the top 10 on iTunes charts which is crazy that like a TikTok can lead to actual like. Dude Fleetwood Mac is one of the best bands of all time both on and off the court. Because they were real rock and roll. Like they all fucked each other.

They all fucked each other. They all were addicted to cocaine. I learned that. They broke up. They made up. They broke up. It's the best. Dreams.

She wrote this song about one of the band members after they broke up. Yeah. And the other band member wrote Go Your Own Way. Yes. About Stevie Nicks. Yes. So two bangers. They all fucked each other.

And it all works out for the band. That's great. I swear to God I saw three ladies on Saturday walking around these bars. They were carrying to go things of cranberry juice with them. Just sipping it as they walked down the sidewalk. I didn't put two and two together. I thought they all had urinary tract infections. They were just doing it because of the TikTok of the dude that was sipping it on his longboard.

Yeah. He's got great balance too by the way. Yes. He does. Everyone go listen to Rumors. $420. Best thought. My favorite album of all time.

I had to pick one album. Very good album. Start to finish. Great driving album. Silver Spring should have been on it. I have a shirt that says that. Wow. Yeah.

That's dope. All right. That's it. That's my who's back. My who's back of the week is Doc Rivers. Yeah. Doc Rivers is back. And actually you know what I'm going to switch it up.

Instead of Doc Rivers just Kyrie Irving is back in general because they were asking him about the net's coaching position that Steve Nash is the head. Come on the podcast Kevin Durant. We thought come on the pod. Steve Nash. He's got his own now. Who's the head coach. But Kyrie Irving said I don't really see us having a head coach.

Katie could be a head coach. I could be a head coach on some days. Jack Vaughn could be a head coach. He could do it one day. It's going to be a collaborative effort. So the nets are going to be hilarious to watch because I love it. They're basically doing like a we work. Yes.

Our entire basketball team is a we work one person can show up. We can all cross pollinate depending on whose day it is. They're doing block scheduling for head coaches. I love it. I love it. That's going to be so much fun to watch by the way. We got American Ninja Warrior. Oh yeah.

Officially it's officially Sunday night Monday morning. That's the sign that we've been that we're the end of the week. Who's the guy who's the guy in the left. The answer on the left. Oh he follows me on Twitter. He's treated me a few times. He looks like Alex Jones and John Taffer had a baby. He looks like Rob Riggles cousin.

Yeah. Yeah. He's the guy that bring out when Rob Riggles is doing like literally anything else. Yes. Matt Iserman. There we go. Yeah. He's Maddy White.

He follows me. All right. My who's back is yeah. I know it's pretty cool. That's pretty. It is pretty awesome. My who's back is my diet is officially back. I need everyone to help me please.

So I allotted myself. You also didn't have any of my cake. I told you my diet. So I allotted myself 10 pounds. Shake his head like oh gosh. I told myself I was going to gain. So disrespectful. 10 pounds through the course of the football season.

And I did it in one month. October 1st. Okay. I already I actually gained 12 pounds. That's efficient. Yeah. I think it was all in that first weekend at the gambling case. Pretty much.

So I got to be back. I'm going to be don't. If you see me eating a carb slap it out of my hands. Okay. Salads for the boy. Let's order in health here as a group. Yeah. There we go.

Jake I don't know. I don't appreciate people who are like skinny. And I'm not skinny. Yeah you are. I'm like you maybe make a cake for you and then eat it. You're skinny dude. Thank you. Yeah.

No problem. But yeah. 10 pounds. You gained back. It was 12. But maybe maybe now you're just going to plateau. It was 14. Maybe it was 14 but it was a lot of water weight.

We'll see tomorrow. You know what. How many donuts did you eat on Saturday? I usually eat. So I get six. I usually eat three and a half. And then throw away the throw away one. And then the rest of my house eats one and a half.

The problem with Sundays is right now I'm 0 for four in waking up on Sunday morning telling myself I'm going to exercise before the game start. It's just tough. You get carried away. Oh yeah. No exercise out the window. There are too many things that you have to do on Sunday.

You cannot exercise on a Sunday. Can't ever. Yeah. No not Sunday. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. The gyms might be open. Yeah your body has a finite amount of beats like a battery. Yep.

Right. Your heart has only so many beats. Yeah. So you're just you're getting healthier. My gym just reopened and I've kind of felt some shame about not going because all quarantine. I was like well the gyms closed once it's open I'll go. But then after two weeks they instituted you have to wear a mask.

While you're working out policy. And I was like that's too much. I can't. You're not you're not live like that. You should go to that gym in New Jersey. I'll suffocate. You want to keep breaking into and opening up. Yeah you can't breathe in a mask.

Right. It's crazy. How could anyone live like that? Literally. All right. Jake. My who's back to the week is all college football teams in the state of Florida except UCF.

So the bragging rights is up for grabs. UCF just lost the toll. So I think we can officially put that to bed. Okay. So yeah. You Gators. Number three. Looking nice.

Gators are number three. Yeah. That's right. They have. They have at AM this this Saturday then home against LSU next Saturday. AM is not going to be easy. No. Although after you play Alabama I feel like that's always got beat up a little bit.

The lane trains looking good. Yeah. He looked awesome. The Egg Bowl is going to decide. Dude Lane Lane doing the piss during his press conference. It's awesome. He just flushed the toilet in the middle of answering a question. Yep.

I actually sent that to DK. DK was like this makes me like a more. Yeah. I was like he's got that from you. No he's got. Yeah. You started a long tradition of taking a piss on the field. Yeah lane train is going.

So yeah that's our show. We will see everyone on Tuesday. Enjoy two Monday night football games. Anything else I think that's it. Great Sunday. We got to pick a number. Love you guys. Oh yeah.

I'm going to pick. Shout out that one guy who pre-picked 31. If that hits I'm going to be fucking. I'm going to pick eight. Show me an eight. Big cat show me an eight. All right. Here we go.

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