Pardon My Take - NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 Minutes + Recap, Big Cat Lost Everything And Football Guy Of The Week

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

NFL Week 7 Fastest 2 minutes (3:10 - 8:17). We recap every game from Sunday. Kirk Cousins is back, the Lions fans roasted the refs , the Titans are buttcheeks still but the good kind. The Ravens are not frauds, the Niners D is legit, the Dolphins had a lead and the Bears are a dumpster fire. Who's back of the week, football guy of the week. College Football and suicidal Big Cat is back. Nyquil idea from PFT and Blame and Shame Media.  Game recap timestampsEagles - Cowboys(8:17 - 13:11 )Falcons Rams(13:11 - 20:14)Bills Dolphins(20:14 - 23:19 )Jaguars Bengals(23:19 -  26:38)Vikings Lions(26:38 - 32:11)Packers Raiders(32:11 - 36:22)Texans Colts(36:22 -  41:09)Giants Cardinals(41:09 - 47:28)Redskins 49ers(47:28 - 52:35)Chargers Titans(52:35 - 57:40)Seahawks Ravens(57:40 - 61:06)Saints Bears(61:06 - 73:09)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, football week seven, recap. Fastest two minutes, which we're gonna talk a little college football. Two got hurt, that's a big news.

We're gonna do a little who's back of the week, little football guy of the week. It was a terrible week in the football, but we're gonna recap it all. Two is really the big story. I'm gonna put on my smiley face. I'm like the Joker just cut my fucking face open. Let it bleed out.

You want to know how I got these scars? What's the whole, what's the whole Chris? Get me these. What's the fucking point of watching sports anymore? All right. That's why I love you Smith grows that big beard so you can't see his Joker scar. That's exactly why.

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Today is Monday, October 21st, week seven. Week seven. What? What? What? What? In Atlanta, where the Falcons are so dead, they've checked into Arthur Blank's ghost hotel.

Jared David Hasselgoff put down the drunken burgers and went back to throwing darts with his Lieutenant Mitch Buchanan. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not visit your pregnant girlfriend, go directly to jail. And Ramsay had a monopoly on the Falcons passing attack. Hey, teach.

Yeah, boom. Dan Quinn, more like Dan Finn, because this movie is over. Rams 37, Falcons 10. What? What? What? And Cincinnati, where DD Kanye Westbrook

put on a Sunday service, even though Andy Dalton stuck around for graduation at TCU, it was the college dropout Leonard Furnette, who had a great game. Josh Lambeau, Guiney Mercy went four for four with his kicks. And you know what the Midwest is, Dalton's reckless. The Bangles rock a dungeon. That's a heavy necklace.

And it's they don't wait in heartbreaks and Cincinnati yet again. Jaguar's 47. The Bangles 17. What? Some spread. In Detroit, home of the Queen and my good friend, rest in peace, Aretha Franklin,

where Adam sang to Kirk, you make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like my hamstrings are hurting. Kirk Cousins was getting no RESPCT as he sucked it to the, sucked it to the, sucked it to the haters yet again

with a big road divisional win. Delvin Sam Cooke kept the chain gang moving and the Lions season might be signed, sealed, delivered halfway through October as they're all out of Moe. Town, Vikings 42, Lions 30. Whip whip whip. Brown University, Brown University, Brown University.

It is clear that the entire fishing fleet for sharks in Peru is involved in a systematic killing of dolphins. The numbers are ranging from 7,000 to 15,000 dolphins per year being very conservative. No one murders the dolphins like the Buffalo Bills. Whip. In Indianapolis, where Eric Abron James,

not trying to get into a sentence battle, treated a Houston secondary like a bunch of Daryl Maury's. Frank, I want to ride my bicycle. I want to ride my rike. Has a wheels and motion for an AFC South crowd after a big day from his colts. Detections had no answer for Indy's rushing game. As Bill O'Brien said, I like big butt trends

but I cannot lie. Baby got Marlon Mack. Indy 30, Houston 23. In the metal lands where Kyler Bill Murray was popping up everywhere and Chase Jim Edmonds continues his illustrious career with the Cardinals running through defensive walls with 136 yards and three scores,

making his real housewife of OC very happy. Golden, Kobe tell me how my ass taint has been a security blanket for Danny Dimes but the Giants weren't able to rebound even with the round mound of quads. State squad Charles Barkley back in the lineup as the Cardinals defense was able to slice and dice their way into more sacks

than Antonio Cremardi's urologist. Cardinals 27, the G-man. 21, the New York football Giants. In the frozen tundra where the Raiders met the Packers, Darren Ravel Waller put up huge stats but ultimately walked away the loser that he is and Aaron Ravel Rogers said, this is not your content. The Raider secondary was Leaky as Marquez,

Exxon Valdez, Scantling was slicker than an oil spill, dumping 133 yards on them, leaving Derek Carr and a gas for a comeback. Josh, my darling Jacobs, met the Packers defensive, look pretty Julie indeed. The story of the day was the Packers defense blinking bad as Martinez cooked up a large amount of speed and really meth things up for the Raiders.

Packers 42, the Raiders 24. And Ravel John. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! This game sucks.

Ah! Why is this bomb? 49ers nine, Redskins zero. We finish in Nashville where the Chargers have the M&M's cooking as Mike Williams and Melvin your mouth, not in your hand, Gordon. Miss the end zone by the length of a thin candy shell. Your brain has a thin candy shell.

Hey Trey Wingo, get off the studio, we're working here. Ryan Tan, Hilary Swank played like a million dollar baby on his last healthy leg for the Titans. Speaking of healthy legs, Derek Rose Henry had another big game on the ground and the Titans season has been saved thanks to a goal line stand, so don't get too attached to that penis

just yet Coach Frable. Titans 23, the Chargers 20. All right, week seven, almost in the books. Got one left, got one left for us. I'm wearing a hat that says I am a messy bitch because I am a messy bitch after this weekend of football, but we're here to recap all of it. We are here, actually if you're watching,

you can see it, the messy bitch hat on barstowgold.com part of my take, slash PMT slash PMT, barstowgold.com slash PMT. Okay, let's recap, let's start with Sunday night. Okay, and then we'll go back to the one o'clock. Eagles might be done chain PFT one game out, but they stink. The entire NFC East, I have no idea what to make of it

besides the fact that the R words are done. The rest of the division, it's just like anybody could beat anybody on any given time because I, going into this game, I thought the Eagles were going to win straight up. Me too, me too, but their defense is atrocious. I don't think it's Carson Wentz's fault, but a guy who you let walk away,

won a Super Bowl for you. And so everyone's going to probably blame Carson Wentz. And then the Cowboys like, I can't, I wouldn't be shocked if the Cowboys lost all their games the rest of the season. I wouldn't shock me if they won out. It wouldn't shock me. Yeah, they make no sense.

When they look good, they look like the best team in the NFL. And when they look bad, they look so, so bad. Even when they look good, Jason Garrett looks like shit. By the way, Southern Night Football, I think we've reached our quota of close up shots of Jason Garrett on the sideline with his red eyes looking like he's been smoking, wean and crying at the bottom of a public pool. I was, I was about done with that by the second quarter.

I'm sure we have like six more Cowboys in the game. Then they're all against the giants. Yeah, right. But yeah, it's, I don't know how there are certain losses you can walk away from and be like, okay, maybe we have a chance. But now the Eagles have gone back to back games where the Vikings torch them and the Cowboys a little bit of help by the fact that they just gave over, you know, gave up the ball on back to back opening.

Was it back to back opening drive? Yeah, it was a fumbled and then a pick, right? Well, right off the bat, it's like they spotted the Cowboys 14 points. Right. So tough, tough for your defense to do stuff when you, when you have that. And basically the Cowboys, when the Cowboys are running from ahead, it's like that you cannot stop them. But if you're an Eagles fan, I don't know, I don't know what they do.

And I'd be mad at their, I'd be mad at Hallie Roseman for not trading for Jalen Ramsey. Oh, they still are. Yeah. During the Rams game today, I saw a bunch of Eagles fans tweets being like, look what we could have had. Yes. Jalen Ramsey right now.

You could have. And their secondary is hilarious when it comes to tackling, especially on those first two drives. You didn't even call them drives. It was like three plays total. Right. And nine missed tackles during them. And Orlando Scandrick looking like he was a double agent, looking like he was

sent over from the Cowboys for the express purpose of losing games against the Cowboys for the Eagles. He just got turned. Everybody on the Eagles defense looked like they were trying to tackle Barry Sanders. Right. And so the, so Warren Shapp had a, Warren Sharp had a, by the way, our friend, Warren Sharp.

I realized this, this weekend watching the Titans game. Vrable looks like Warren Sharp after like 20 cycles of steroids. Yeah. And like a bunch of stakes. Yeah. All right. So first half points given up by the Eagles this year, they've given up 20 plus points in five of the games.

That's bad. And one of them you got to throw out because it was Luke Falk. Yeah, that doesn't, that doesn't count. So he had, they, they, they held them scoreless, which that shouldn't count. So they've given up 2010, 2020, 24, 27. I mean, I don't know what you do with that. You, you basically can't. So that's the part where I don't even know if you can blame Carson Wentz because he's

basically playing from behind constantly and always in a huge hole. So the offense has to do different things. I also don't, I also want to just know Nelson Aguilar. He's going to get roasted in Philadelphia because that business decision he made at the end of the game where he very easily, I feel like could have caught the ball and I don't know what he saw, but he just pulled back wide open. What have been a touchdown? Every Eagles team has to have one Todd Pinkston on the team and Aguilar is the Todd Pinkston.

One guy that everyone in Philly is just waking up in the morning and, you know, they, they turn over and they just start yelling at their dumpster about how bad that, that wide receiver is. I can't wait to see what disaster is taking place overnight in Philly that we'll have somebody on the news yelling at Nelson Aguilar tomorrow morning. Taking their one moment, their 15 seconds, you know, seconds of fame. There one moment where they're a local hero to use that, that platform to bash the shittiest wide receiver on the Philadelphia.

It's a Philadelphia tradition. I actually like it a lot that Philly cares so much about their team. I think adding a little bit of insult to injury for the Cowboys in the second half when they kept trotting their doctor out onto the field wearing the cowboy hat. Yeah. If you see, if you're injured and you see a man in a cowboy hat walking towards you, he's got two options for you. One is a shot of whiskey and a stick to bite down on.

And the other is a gun. Put a sidearm like a horse. He's going to put you down. But it plays. It does. It's like Johnny, remember Johnny Mansell's lawyer, one of the many. You're going to need to specify a 10 gallon, you know, cowboy hat or whatever you call it. And it was like, that's the guy you're bringing in to get you to keep you out of jail.

Yeah. It's like if you're playing in Lambo and the guy runs out on the field, he's got a cheese head on. Right. That makes sense. And he's like 60 pounds overweight. You're like, okay, I trust this guy. You know what?

It's like the old, uh, never trust a skinny chef. Uh huh. Never trust a medical professional in Dallas without a cowboy hat on. Yeah, I agree. Bite down on the stick. Bite harder, son. Okay. Speaking of teams that are dead, let's move on.

Go back to the one o'clock games. One last question about the Cowboys. Do you think that a small part of Jerry Jones is pissed off that he doesn't have to answer questions about firing his coach this week? Yes. Yeah. Without a doubt. I think Jerry Jones likes being reminded that he can fire Jason Garrett at any given

time. Right. I think he'll throw in a subtle, some subtle shot. Like, yeah, things went well tonight. But if they hadn't. For the most part, they went well. Yeah. I would like to see tightened up and I don't know if we have the coaching staff to do it.

Right. Um, all right. So back to the one o'clock games, speaking of teams that are dead, the Falcons are deader than dead. It is a trochus. I actually want to throw this out there to you, PFT hit me. Are the Falcons maybe the worst team in the NFL? See they still have that lingering sense of they were winning in the Super Bowl a couple

years ago. So people aren't as inclined to see it, but they are, they are really, really bad. Their defense is one of the worst I've ever seen. And I know the answer is going to be obviously the dolphins and the Bengals, both teams that are historically bad and they haven't won. But the dolphins have at least been competitive in their last two games. The Bengals have been competitive a couple of times this year. The, the Falcons have lost their last four games, 24 to 10 to the Titans.

They got smoked by the Texans. They were competitive against the Cardinals and they got smoked again. Matt Schaub was the only one who had a touchdown drive for them. 9.8 QBR from Matt Schaub. I fucking love that quarterback controversy. I love that he's still around, but this team is so, so bad that I don't know. And of course we have Arthur Blank saying, I still support Dan Quinn. He's actually going to break the records for a amount of cliches, saying that you are standing

behind your coach, that you're definitely going to fire once a by week. No, he's definitely literally standing right behind them at all times, even in practice doing the, yeah, the hot air on the back of his neck every day. Yeah. This, the defense is so bad. Dan Quinn is trying to spread around responsibility now. He's like, I'm letting other people on my staff take a look at it and put their fingerprints on it.

If I'm, if I'm like a secondary coach on that defense, I'm like, fuck you, Dan Quinn. This is your mess. Yes. You're not doing the Tom Sawyer whitewashing the fence on me and making me paint shit all over this fence. This is yours. And on top of that, Dan Quinn last year took over the play calling duty, which we always know is like the last ditch effort.

You can always change who calls the plays, whether give it up or take it over to save your job. So he's, he's all out of moves. Yeah. He's all out of moves. And I don't know how he has like the fact that Arthur blank is waiting to the bye week is kind of funny and kind of admirable, but it's also, there was no one at that game today.

They look terrible. And I don't know. I mean, I'm happy that I quit on them. I, if you bet on the Falcons past week three this year, you are the biggest idiot in the world. When did you last bet on them? Like even I know from even I know whenever I done chain him, even I knew to stop betting on them, which, which should be a sign that you got to stop betting on there.

The Falcons defense is it's medicine for an anemic offense. It's just an injection of iron actually better than that. It's like fat camp. Right. It's like you send your offense to fat camp to play against the, uh, the Falcons. And when you get them back, they look a little bit better, they feel a little bit better, but then they're just going to go back to being who they are to begin with the Falcons make everybody look good.

I would love to play against the Falcons. If I was an NFL quarterback, which I could have been, if I was a little bit taller, absolutely. It's the biggest loser. It's actually such a, they are such the biggest loser that I think Scott Mitchell, remember him? Yeah. And the Lions who was on the biggest loser, I bet you he could throw two touchdown passes against the Falcons.

I think you probably right now, I've got a name to throw out there. If you're the Falcons and you're looking at your next head coach, this is the Mike Leach destination, Urban Meyer, Mike Leach, because the defense already sucks. So you might as well just turn into that skid and say, okay, Mike, we're not going to, we're not going to stop anybody anytime soon. Why don't you just take over this offense, which has some pieces to it and just score 60 points and give up 62 problem with Mike Leach is he would never in a million years go to the NFL because in the NFL, you can't take away the cell phones of your players.

You can't call them out and say they're fat and call their girlfriends fat and do weird rants all the time. So he's, that would be the worst fit of all time for him. I think if he's going to go anywhere, I think that, why, why is he going anywhere? Well, everyone keeps bringing his name up all the time for like, yeah, I've heard his name a couple of times for NFL positions just to say like, okay, fuck it. You know, why not? Why not Mike Leach?

Why not give him a shot? And if you're a coach, I'll ask you this, if you're an offensive coach, wouldn't the Falcons be like the best destination? No, I don't know because they're starting to get old. Like Matt Ryan is not going to be there forever. And he got hurt today. He's in the walking boot. I don't know.

I, this seems so dysfunctional that it seems like, I don't know, I'd have to, let me give you a real football guy answer. I'd have to take a look at their roster. And also we don't talk about another man's job because Dan Quinn is still employed. Julio Jones. How old is Julio Jones? I feel like Julio Jones is going to have one of those years in a couple, like a year or two where it's like, Oh shit, that might be over.

We wasted his, he seems like a guy that's been 28 for a couple of years. Right. Right. So Devonte Freeman get getting dog walk by Aaron Donald. So I actually wrote this down PFT what he tried to punch Aaron Donald, which had to be the dumbest thing anyone could ever do. Who is, I think Aaron Donald was probably top three guys that you wouldn't want to fight on a football field.

Yeah. I was thinking of who else is on that list. Lane Johnson, maybe Ray Lewis. Well, I was saying current, current players, okay. Richie and Cognito. Yeah. Probably wouldn't want to fight him. Vontez.

Perfect. He's not on a football field. Maybe again. Endowment can sue. Yep. We'd actually just snap your head off. Yeah. And then stomp on your balls while you're like dead.

It would be a dirty way of snapping your head off. Right. Yeah. And then he'd be like, what? Why am I getting a penalty for this? I actually think you should be allowed to punch Aaron Donald. Why? Because just he's so big and how else are you going to stop Aaron Donald?

It was punching. It was a ridiculous visual. He trains the knives to see Devonte Freeman like jump up to try to punch him in the face. Yeah. Like I, that was a, that just speaks Devonte Freeman getting kicked out of this game. Matt Ryan getting hurt, Dan Quinn looking like all life has been sucked out of him. Matt Schaub being the best quarterback for the Falcons, Blake Bortles getting into it. All these things, the Falcons are dead.

Yeah. So, so did we learn anything about the Rams today? No. And we won't next year. I don't know. Because they're going to, I mean next week, because they're going to play the Bengals. Okay. So they're on a get right schedule.

Got it. Yeah. By the way, did Blake throw a pass? No. He didn't. He didn't throw an interception though. That's our guy. The Falcons at Bills.

They booed Josh Allen in the first half. That hurt. No, they didn't boo Josh Allen. They booed, they booed the scoreboard. They booed Josh Allen in the first half. Shame. Is that why he better Bills fans? Is that why he threw the ball into the, into the stands and probably killed somebody in

the second half? Oh, that was way over the stands. He did. He did throw a couple. He threw it out of the stadium and it lands on a table and smashes it. That probably had a satellite somewhere. He also had one throw where it was like maybe 30 yards past his receiver. But that, you know what?

That's called stretching out the defense. That's called taking the top off because now they know you can throw it that far. So they have to play for farther back, but the Bills are five and one for the first time since 2008. They slept walk through the first, basically three quarters of this game and still one kind of easily and Ryan Fitzpatrick tried his best to do the Fitz magic through just a back breaking interception, which is part of Fitz magic. He did the whole thing.

So I'm excited that Bills are five and one, but just don't boo Josh out because Josh is the perfect quarterback for this team in that I feel like he just makes plays in big moments. The color rusters, he's looked sick to just covered in red. Say something nice about the dolphins. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They put together half.

They were winning. Yeah. They were winning well on offense. Yep. First time this year. They were almost up two scores because they were driving 14 nine and that's when Fitzpatrick threw the interception on the goal line. Yep.

They would have been up 21 nine. Well, 14 nine is two scores. Yeah. So they were up two scores today. They were actually news three over two scores if they were just counting safety. And if it's yeah, if they were up five scores, if it's just extra points, they're getting better at tanking without making it obvious that they're tanking. Brian Flores looks pretty fucking badass.

He showed him on the sideline and I was like, I kind of trust that guy. Okay. Just like a vibe you're getting. Yeah. I don't know. I something about him. Like I think he was wearing a vest of some type that I don't know. I just, he just looked like a coach to me.

So that's a vest on. Yeah. You know who needs a vest real bad is Rod Maranelli. Yes. On the Cowboys. Don't show anybody over 60 wearing a t-shirt. That's just a good rule of thumb. If you're a camera operator, I love Rod Maranelli.

One more one more nice thing about the Dolphins, please. They made it through a whole game without changing quarterbacks. That's actually huge. That's progress. And now that their quarterback of the future to is hurt, they might actually start to play harder because they don't need to thank for it. They might win some games. Yeah.

You're saying maybe. No, let's not get carried. Who do the bills have? I think the R words and then the Dolphins again coming up. So we've talked about this, but the bills are going to be bills are going to win 10 games. Yep. I love it.

Oh, I just play off Bill's football. Mm hmm. Josh Allen. Don't you fucking boo. And there's a possibility they get a home game. Don't you think that's kind of a ridiculous like Bill's fans? Have a reality check. I don't think they were.

They were booing Josh. Well, they were booing the offense. You guys are five and one for the first time since 2008. You're going to boo. They were booing. Because red zone wasn't showing much of their game. Let's just remember like this is a nice season that's going on. Don't.

OK, next up Jaguar's Bengals. I think it's over for Danny Dalton in Cincinnati. Yeah, it's tough. That's it. It's tough to watch the end of he's like an old pet that you've had for a while. And he's just kind of always been around. It just always was perfect. Because the red hair and then the helmets and like what a waste color scheme.

What a waste of a great uniform hair color combination. And really, when they wore the all white color rush and it was like the orange popped and his orange pop, he threw he threw three fourth quarter interceptions in six pass attempts. That's rock bottom. That is pretty bad. We also need to keep an eye on the Joe Nixon or the Joe Nixon stat lines. Yeah, they're like the Josh Rosen stat lines.

But for running backs, right? Today, he had 10 carries for two yards. Oh, so good job. Joe makes OK. OK, that's pretty nice. That's about it. That's that's all you can say for this game. Leonard Farnette is somehow good at football again.

Yes, it's crazy. Every time they show Red Zone now, he's actually ripping off runs. Yeah, it's wild. I also think that we've kind of answered the Minshu mania. Good, but needs a little more time. I think it's full job. He does this thing when he throws passes, where it's like he looks like a kid in a middle school, here we go.

No, no, this is what it looks like. A kid in middle school cafeteria throwing food and then try not to get caught right afterwards. He like throws it and then puts his hand down like runs away from his pass. So, yeah, I think I mean, that's almost better, though, because you don't want like I think Nick Foles gives you the best option for the next couple of years. So now you can kind of work on Minshu and bring them in for big modes or trade them and have someone be like, oh, Minshu mania

who hasn't caught up with the times. Yeah, I think he was under 50% today. Yeah, but he won. He did win. But he won. That's the biggest stat. He's a winner. And the other thing I wanted to throw out there, Miles Jack had a pick of Andy Dalton and just threw the ball forward to another defender.

I think that should be legal. I think all fumbles and interceptions, you should be able to forward pass it. I like that idea a lot. How awesome would that be? If you basically ran plays like if the defense, hey, if we get this ball, I'm going to throw it like 15 yards down the field, run a slant. Yeah, you get one. You get one.

No, I think it's unlimited during the entire return. Chaos. What about this? What if you catch a flag that's thrown by an official? I think that that flag shouldn't count if you're a defensive player. So if you catch it or even just keep it, so what if you just tap it up? Maybe you have to tap it up like a volleyball tip drill. Yeah, yeah.

You have to tap it to one of your one of your teammates and they can catch it. I like that, too. Because the catch, everyone would be looking for it. And I feel like we'll get too easy. So we got to make it a little harder. OK. But yeah, when Miles Jax did that, it looked ridiculous. But then it's I paused.

I was like, why is that ridiculous? Why can't we just they're defenders? They don't know how to throw and catch. Right. Let's just let them have fun out. So so on, they likewise, they should not be able to lateral the ball then. I think I think on every play, the ball should only be allowed to go forward one way only one time. Right. So if they throw a forward pass and you intercept it,

you can throw as many passes because they're still laterals because you're still on defense. Right. The ball is allowed to go that way. Yeah, but it just can't go that way. The other way. Yes. Yes. I like. OK. So we figured it out. Yes. So it can only go one way. Vikings lines.

Kirk Cousins is all the way back. I actually got a text from a friend of mine in Minneapolis who was like, I think her cousins is good. This is what's happening. And I said, oh, no, this is what's happening. I'd actually like to apologize to Vikings fans. And to Kirk Cousins, I put the Dunn chain on them after two weeks. Aggressive. I would like to apologize

to Kirk Cousins, to Mike Zimmer, to Vikings fans around the world for absolutely nothing because they are going to rip your hearts out in a matter that you have not seen since. Well, I guess. But here's the thing. They're going to go. I was looking at their schedule. They're going to be eight and three. Yeah. Yeah. Because they have that's how we get you.

You have the Redskins on a short week at home. Revenge game. Yep. At the chiefs against the Mahomes list chiefs at the Cowboys who who the fuck knows and then at home against the Broncos, they're going to win three out of four of those. They will win three out of four of those. They will be eight and three. And everyone will say are the Vikings like because they do have tons of talent.

They have Dalvin Cook, who's a monster and Kirk Cousins somehow through four touchdowns. But you have prime time Kirk Cousins this week against the R words. So neither one. I think he might. This might actually break the prime time Kirk Cousins street. The very stoppable force against the extremely movable object. The Redskins suck in prime time. Kirk Cousins sucks in prime.

Obviously, there's a lot of overlap there from the years that he spent in D.C. both sucking together. But I don't know. I'm not ready to. I'm not going to crown. I'm not going to crown Kirk Cousins yet. I think I've learned from my mistakes with Kirk Cousins. And this is exactly what he does. He gets you thinking that, OK, he's a legitimate quarterback.

He's throwing for four touchdowns. Adam Thielensert. He still played a really good game against what I thought was a good defense. But this is right. Right when you're very certain that Kirk Cousins is great. Is when he just pulls the rug out from under. I don't I don't disagree that he's going to like morph back into real Kirk Cousins and put up an absolute stinker in front of the whole country at some point.

I think that Dallas games of prime time as well. But your done chain was aggressive and kind of slapped in the face of all done. It was it was it ruined the dungeon. It did not ruin you done. Chain the done chain. I did not. I still I stand by the done chain. You you got you. You apologize to you.

You tried to get in front of the done chain and be like try to showboat the done I thought that I had I thought that I had to take. And instead of squatting on a take I just put it out there in front of everybody. I have a question for you. Kirk Cousins the power of saying sorry because since he has said sorry he's been incredible. That's say something to Hank. Power saying sorry Hank.

I don't even forget what I'm apologizing. If you say if you say sorry to someone being having superior football knowledge and prediction skills in 2016. Oh Hank you had a great 2016 and and or. I'm I'm sorry that I didn't apologize to you in 2016. No that doesn't count as a sorry for 2016 though. It's getting closer though. It is. But wouldn't you say the power of an apology is pretty strong

with Kirk Cousins. He's been a different guy since he said sorry for sucking. It is. He should just find something new to apologize for every single week. Yeah. I mean while he's still living off this last apology. Yeah. Everyone kind of is cool with it. I'm trying to figure out so the the done chain is a sacred totem that we've put on teams in the past.

Last year you said that you cut your pinky finger off. I'm I'm getting close to making them my hair bit because I still don't have no you can't you can't cut your hair though. You can't. You're going to cut your side because it's this is look. You're going to cut your pinky off. Well everyone knows you know who cares about my pinky. Yeah. I don't want you to cut your hair.

Would you cut your hair and just be like just normal guy. Yeah. I feel like you lose all your powers. House. Yeah. Like Samson. Yeah. I actually am nervous about that. No joke. OK. I'll reconsider that. I don't think it's something else to do with the with the bike. Sounds like you might be nervous about it too. And obviously this entire thing that that like I don't like Kirk Cousins

because of what he's done to me in the past. I've got a very sore spot and bad memories from him. So I am coming at it from a place of being triggered. So I would like to apologize to Kirk Cousins. There you go for hating you so much for good reason. The other thing with this game we have to give a hat tip to Lyons fans. They came out in such great force with the ref costumes. It was peak NFL humor.

I the the husband and wife who were dressed in in ref uniforms and ski masks booing the refs. That is my NFL. There was guys dressed as clowns in ref uniforms. There was just a guy dressed in a ref uniform. And I don't even think he was making like a comment about it. He was wearing a Lyons hat. No glasses to show these blind or anything.

He just was like fuck these guys. I look so shitty that if I put a refs uniform on it's a burn on that. That guy just came from Footlock. Yeah, he works and he just he just rolled straight into the game. I I have to take my hat off to Roger Gadel for not making ref uniforms publicly available for sale. That's a smart move on his part. Yes, you can't mock him if you can't buy him.

But it's it's it was so peak NFL humor. Like the three blind mice and now the clown refs were the best clown refs. So credit to you Lyons fans. Your season's pretty much over and it pretty much ended with the refs because they win that game against the Packers. It is a butterfly effect thing. I feel like they kind of they ran out of gas against the Vikings. They got their souls taken.

Right. It's tough to bounce back from from that loss. So yeah, credit to you guys though for showing up and and and and really fucking with the refs. You guys own them. All right. Raiders Packers. Aaron Reuters is good. Whatever. He's very good. He's better than good. He's MVP.

No, this is MVP Aaron that we're seeing right now. Five touchdowns. Pretty good. Got the game. Well, by the way, the floor. Here's a little pro tip for you. Just always give Aaron Rodgers the game. Well, like little gestures like that going on. No, because eventually he'll be like,

why does he keep giving me the game ball? Is he doing this to fuck with me? You know, yeah, Aaron. I mean, that's pretty much how it ended with his family. He's too smart. Yeah, I kept giving him gifts. Yeah, I was like, no, I'm not. Wait, why are they giving me Christmas?

He's going to start asking for the gift receipt for the for the game ball. Every year they give me Christmas gifts. They're around the same time. They say he's like too smart. Yeah. And then you have to keep him stimulated. He's like, if you give a border collie the same toy over again. OK, so give him something new every game. Yeah, change up the locker room.

So he doesn't. He thinks he's in a new surrounding all the time. I feel I'm happy that everything I thought about the Raiders was true. You were on the edge of saying the Raiders might be for real. They almost did it. You forgot about it. They had to win this game. Yeah, they almost did it in their car. You're a bum. You're a bum.

The Derek Carr rule is what we're calling it now. They're reaching for the end zone fumbling through to get a touch back. By the way, I love that rule. Yes. I think if you don't like that rule, big dump in your pants. Well, I've always said that the only rule change I would love there is if it was a hoop that you could throw the ball into. Yeah. And that counts as a touchdown. So it adds a little.

But if you don't get it in there, then it's a touch back. Well, the end zone is a different place. The laws of physics and nature and man do not exist in the same way in the end zone as they do out in the field. Like if you're reaching for the end zone as an offensive player and the ball breaks the plane and you get tackled and then fumble the ball, it's still a touchdown. Right. So there should be something that counterbalances it for the defense.

The touch back rule, I think is great. And it adds in our favorite element of all, which is chaos, chaos and Derek Carr being an idiot. Yep. So I looked it up. Derek Carr has 23 career fumbles since he came in the league. That's the most since that in that time period. Hand size. Oh, what is your guess? Nine and a quarter nine and one eight.

Oh, that's tiny. Tiny. That's tiny, bro. It was big time on his red flags when he was coming out of college. I know we look. I know like the general populace laughs about the hand size thing. But time and time again, it is true. Like James fumbles all the time. Small hands. Derek Carr fumbles all the time.

Small hands. Yeah. So I'm I might just do my draft analysis. 100% based on hands. I don't see a problem with that. Like I don't care about any of your stats. I don't care how far you can throw. Just give me your hand size. If it's over nine and three quarters, I'm drafting you.

I like that. I like I like the stats that you're looking at there. I did see before the game that John Gruden said that they were going all in, that they were going to be buyers at the trade deadline, which I love. I love if you give John Gruden just like two or three wins to build off. Yeah, the trade deadline. He's going to go on. I'm excited to see how many first round picks they're going to try to trade away

for like probably what do you think? Julio Jones, they'd be looking at who? Why not? Yeah. AJ Green. Bring back Antonio Brown. Yeah, exactly. Go all in, John. I want to see what all in John Gruden looks like. The Raiders. So I know Raiders fans will be mad because you're kind of bashing them, but they are not good.

But Darren Waller and Josh Jacobs are awesome. Very good. Very, very good. Alec Engold, too. And Alec Engold, Green Bay native. Oh, there's a big story about that homecoming game. Yeah. Yeah. And Jimmy Graham is still alive. He is. He actually caught some balls today.

I actually I think that that Aaron Rodgers plays better when his receivers kind of stink. Yeah, because he's free of the expectation of having to like get all them the ball. He gets all the glory if they win. Like if the Packers win a game with Marquez Valdez scantling as their number one, then Aaron Rodgers is like, I'm the fucking man. And he can give them the pouty face. You fucked up Aaron Rodgers look and no one can be like, dude, what are you doing? That guy's actually good.

Yep, because it's all no names. Yep, I agree with that. That's actually I'm all in on that theory. But yeah, I don't know. The Packers are fucking good again. What do you what else? They're really good. Packers are good and they're fun to watch, too.

Aren't they? No, they aren't. OK, Texan's Colts. Oh, where do I want to start here? How about this? Jacobi Bresset had another stat line that would have made him look like a witch 20 years ago. But nowadays, it's just like, oh, Jacobi Bresset played well. Yes. 326 yards, four touchdowns. And I'm squatting on a take.

Quentin Nelson is going to catch a touchdown past some time this year. Oh, they off from the guard position. No, they did a thing where he reported as eligible today. Was he was he playing a tackle or was he he was as a tackle and he was in the end zone when Eric Brown caught that touchdown. He deserves it. Yeah, he deserves it. Yeah, Jacobi Bresset is way better than I think anyone expected.

Although there were some people who loved him, but I just I'm stunned that the Colts are as good as they are losing their franchise quarterback three weeks before the season. Now they don't have a guy that's congratulating his opponents when he gets sacked all the time, boosting their confidence. Is it weird that Andrew Luck is just hanging out around the Colts facility? Is that what he's doing? Yep. Yeah, there was a picture of him with Jacobi Bresset, like just Colts gear hanging out. That's weird, right?

He's coming back because I feel like they're going to win just enough games where he's like, oh, playoff football. Have you ever worked in an office where a guy that quit or retired comes back from time to time? So it's weird. It's a different vibe when they walk back in. Yes. Like what's your angle? What are you doing here?

Yeah, like what after like the second time? It's like, OK, yeah, like when you come back the first time, it's hey, you're back. And then cool. Good to catch up. And then you come back again and you're just like, wait, what am I doing? I we all we do was work together. Hank, you came. You kept coming back into work like over and over again after you were no longer

employed here, right? Yeah, that's a different situation, though. Yeah, that's just that's how you get back in the lineup. That's tenacity. Yes, exactly. Stictutiveness. Correct. But yeah, Andrew Luck, very weird move.

I don't really understand it. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe he's got a prescription for Jim Marseille. I think he's. Yeah, that could be it. That's actually as good a theory as I've heard. I think he's just bored.

Yeah. I think Andrew Luck's just bored. He's looking for friends to play games with. What? Here's the other part. What? Why does he still live in Indiana? Yeah, I figured he'd be in Berlin by now.

Right. Some place with nice architecture. Pretty much. I don't. And I like Indianapolis a lot, so I would live there, but I don't know if I'd live there if I had $50 million or $100 million or whatever he has. I'd maybe I'd visit there. I would summer in Indy.

Yeah, I would summer in there. But once I don't flip that, I would go there in the winter because it's a good. You can walk everywhere indoors. True. But at once, yeah, once late October comes, I'd probably get somewhere a little warmer. Yeah, I don't know. I would be out of there. How about to Sean Watson?

You want to talk about the Texans a little bit in the grass, in the grass, in the grass. I think there should be a sliding scale for when a quarterback is in the grass, depending on who that quarterback is. It was what? So you think he should be? He's never really in the grass. He's never really in the grass, but then alternatively, you know, on the other side of the argument, he needs to be protected at all costs.

That's true. I'll give you that. But quarterbacks like Andy Dalton, James Winston, Eli, those guys were born in the grass. They've they're in the grass once they get the ball. What's once they can smell a fart from a defender, they're sacked and you should blow the whistle immediately. Here's the thing with that play.

And if you missed it, essentially, Sean Watson made an incredible play. He's like, got out of the grasp of one of the players, then he got smoked, but they whistled it down. They threw a touchdown to DeAndre Hopkins. They should have just huddled up and been like, that was pretty cool. Touchdown. Yeah. Agreed.

Like that was just a cool play. Agreed. There should. Yeah. You should be able to overrule that. That's what Sky Judge will do for us eventually. It was cool. Sky Judge will be like, you know, that was boss.

Yeah. Like we probably want to put that on a highlight tape. So let's call it a touchdown. They also did in the grass, but then still let him get hit, which made no sense. Yeah. And so they are you saying they should have called a penalty against them? I don't know. Yeah, it was weird.

If you're in the grasp and you blow the whistle and then you get hit. Right. They all this grasp talk doesn't really make a lot of sense to me. Right. It's it's just another rule that's confusing and that people can bitch about. The Texans unofficial stat from our PMT Saber Metrics department. The Texans lead the league in the last five years in losing games where you can walk away and say we didn't lose.

We beat ourselves. Oh, yeah. They are the kings of that. I feel like every time they lose, it's like, well, the Texans just shot themselves in the foot. I would. I would back that up to like the last 20 years, even when they were getting their asses kicked by Peyton Manning. There were always a couple of games where Sage Rosenfels just goes flipping through

the air where it's like, oh, you should have beat. Yeah. You should have beat them if you just didn't fumble that little ball. Didn't lose. Beat ourselves. That's Bill O'Brien. That's that's the name of his autobiography. I didn't lose it life.

I just beat myself. I beat myself over. That's actually good. All the time. Yeah. That would be a good name for me, too. Okay. Let's go to Cardinals Giants.

I have something I have to say about Pat Shermer. I think he's a terrible, terrible head coach and I think he should be fired. Go off. Okay. So I'll start with this. After the game, he said everyone has to be better, which is essentially in coach speak, throwing your whole team under the box because of course you can be like, well, he's included in everyone, but most coaches will say, I have to be better.

I have to prepare myself. My, my guys better. It falls on me. He said everyone has to be better. So he basically shit down everyone's throat when he has been a terrible coach. And remember, we had this theory that Eli Manning was essentially like a body shield for Pat Shermer. Bad coach takes the one thing that I hate when coaches play

like play to not get blown out, play to not win a game. Two weeks ago, they played the Patriots. You remember fourth and two down two scores. Pat Shermer punts. Yep. This week, fourth and 15 on their own 33 down three points, two timeouts. He goes for it. He's over correcting.

He's over correcting and he's not being consistent. And it's so clear that what he did two weeks ago was to basically play so that he could play and be like, Hey, we only lost the Patriots by 14, which they ended up losing by 21. And this week he was like, fuck it. Let's just try to win this here. And oh, on top of all that, his third time out, where did it go? It went because he fucking used it before a punt with four minutes left in the game. On the other side of things, I do like knowing that we as members of the media

have such an effect on Pat Shermer's brain that he's adapting to gain our acceptance and our love as fundants. Yes. So I do appreciate that from him. He also on third and 18, he went for it. He called a draw play. Yeah. So no, he blamed.

He blamed Daniel Jones. I was going to say he blamed Jones on a bullet. He blamed Freddie Kitchens. That would have made more sense. So he threw his quarterback under the bus. Correct. Okay. I like that.

So he stinks. And I don't think he's a good coach. And I think he he he got a nice little fucking Eli Manning year and a half where the Maras, sorry, Mr. Mara, Sir Mara had him start Eli. And you could say, well, it's not Pat Shermer's fault. Eli stinks. Uh-huh. Now, guess what?

Daniel Jones seems to be pretty good. You have Saquon Barkley. You had Ingram back. Golden Tate. And you stink. I have a question. Are we sure that Daniel Jones is good? I would personally like to apologize to Dave Gettelman for giving him credit for

drafting Daniel Jones a couple of weeks ago. He had a good game against the Bucks. It was the Bucks game. It was the comeback and we bet on it. If they missed the field goal in that game. And if we hadn't bet on it. And if we hadn't bet on it right right now, like I still kind of have a soft spot for him because I'm like, that guy won me money.

It's the Paxton Lynch law. Yeah. A few weeks ago, but I don't, I don't think he's good. I don't think he did get sacked eight times. And if your offense gives up anything to the defense eight times, I don't care what it is. The defense is allowed to do something eight times to your quarterback. That's a bad day. That is a bad, bad day.

But I just, I, I don't know if you're a Giants fan, you're the NFC East stinks. And I know you're not going to win it, but you would have, you know, if you, if you win today, you're tied with the Eagles for second place and you blew it at home to, I'm going to give the Cardinals and the nice thing about the Cardinals is like, whatever we say, good or bad, no one's ever going to tweet us about them because there are no Cardinal fans out there, but Cortez Cortez Cortez Cortez and clue Heywood. And, but the Cardinals are actually like putting together something. I don't know what it is.

I haven't really put my finger on it. They've won three in a row and it's something. I think they're just weird. I think I don't, I don't, they're putting together something, but they've beaten probably the three worst teams in the league, three of the worst teams in the league. But they're fun. There's some, they're, they're weird. Right.

But they're fun. They are fun. Which is worth something. Yeah. And they've got a tie in their record, which I always enjoy because it just makes things a little bit more interesting. It makes, it makes it. So you have to do a little bit more math and it's like, it's kind of a, it's the tie teams

are always just a brain exercise exercise. Like how does this work? So I can't figure out if the bears are a header behind the line. They're probably behind. Just, just bank on the fact that they're probably behind. I don't know. But the tie really fucks you up. It does.

It really, really fucks you up. Yeah. So Pat Shermer, if you're a Giants fan, I feel like you have to be mad at Pat Shermer and you have every right to be mad at Pat Shermer. You brought up the bears. You want to go there? No, no, we're going to get there. We're going through the chronological.

Okay. Don't, don't rush it. Don't go and rush the bears. I, we're going to get there. That's a good tease. Tune in later. Tune in later. Yeah.

Before we get to the, before we get to the rest of the games, tune in later. We were working on ourself back. No, no, no. We started back. We started at the back. We started at the front. We hit Sunday Night Football. We did a Native American run.

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they will get it if you complain enough. Okay. Oh, one last thing. Pat Schirmer reminded me the Kyle Schirmer, his son is going to be the backup quarterback for the chiefs. Okay. And speaking of gambling stuff, I think Kyle, Kyle Schirmer is a franchise quarterback. Why do you say that?

Because he covered with Vanderbilt at Notre Dame last year. What are his hands? I don't know. Hank, you look up Kyle Schirmer's hand size, but that's all it took. He went to Notre Dame. He covered the spread. Okay. With Vanderbilt.

So would you want them as quarterback of your Chicago Bears? We'll do that later. Okay. Okay. 49ers Redskins. Yes. Fucking awesome weather game. Smelliest Balls game of the year.

This is the game where it would have been so much fun to play in as a kid where you just, everyone was just belly flopping and sliding around the field. Do you know what we got? 8.88. No, can't take him off my big bow. Disavow. Disavow. Off my big boy.

China and Kyle Schirmer. Disavow. This PFT, this was a snow game that was just a little warmer. That's all it was. Yeah, it was awesome. I can't believe the Redskins lost on homecoming. We never lose on homecoming. How many people were in the stands?

There were a lot of people in the stands and I was very confused by that. So it was a monsoon out. The lower bowl was filled. And if you've been to a game in Ralph John in the last 15 years, there are never anybody in the state. There's never anybody in the stands who's never packed. It was packed. I think Dan Snyder is getting very angry and upset in his little man cave that the Washington

Nationals, Capitals and Mystics are all doing really well. And so he's paying people to come in like George Soros is busing in protesters. That's good. Busing in fans to sit in the stands. And thank God it was raining out there today. Because I think the next step is you're going to see Redskins fans lighting themselves on fire like Tibetan monks protesting this game. And then still no one will care.

And then still no one will care. And then Dan Snyder will light his cigar using your flames. Like, dude, you lit yourself on fire for nothing. Absolutely nothing. Yeah. So this was a I enjoyed watching this game just because fun weather games are the best when you just shit just doesn't look like a real football game. They I think who was playing quarterback for the for the case.

They weren't using them right. I think they threw like 12 times. Yeah, they threw 12 Bill Callahan's throwback offense. He almost got sacked on a guy jumping and sliding and then catching up to him on the slide. And there was another play where the right tackle Morgan Moses just didn't move. Yes. And he took a sack on that one.

It was a comedy of errors. It was really, really bad. And they lost to Kyle Shanahan and Shanahan gave his dad the game ball. So I looked us up. The Washington Redskins. Here's a fun stat for you. OK, this is the first. This is the third fired coach's son that the Washington Redskins have lost to.

So Scott Turner. Yep. Get North Turner was his dad. They fired North Turner. Scott Turner has beaten the Redskins. And Brian Schottenheimer has beaten the Redskins. So they are they lead the league in dads getting fired and their sons coming back to avenge their fire.

This I can't wait till Billy Spurrier shows up. The Oedipus Redskins. Yeah. That's what I'm calling you like that. I like that a lot. The yeah, they stink. Yeah. They're really, really bad.

But Bill Callahan doing this like, hey, let's just run the ball, run the ball, run the ball. I respect it. I like it too. I respect it. And they covered the spread despite the fact they didn't score a point. It was. Yeah. Impressed.

That's that's pretty challenging. Kentucky did that this weekend too. Yep. They lost 21 nothing and come to the spread. The fact that the 49ers didn't cover the spread, I feel like Kyle Shanahan should be put in jail for a week because he talked about revenge, didn't he? Yeah, he did. And you if you talk about revenge, you have to cover the spread.

You have to play for the spread. That's you can't just run the ball out and kick a field goal. Didn't you need to run the ball in the end zone so that you can not only get your revenge, but also get everyone who dumbly thought, hey, he's going to run the score up because he said the word revenge. I don't even know if he even said the word revenge. He implied it heavily. You implied it.

The implication was there. Kyle Shanahan, you should be locked up. Yep. Agreed. Also, here's another fun stat. It's been a year since the Redskins won a home game. So that's cool. One year.

Yeah. Over a year. Oh, over a year now since they won a home game. We should also it's a bad, bad day at the office watching this game when the most exciting offensive play comes on Jimmy Garoppolo throwing an interception that pinned the Redskins deeper than they would have been. On fourth down. Yes.

Yes. Yes. The we need to say something about the 49ers because people have said we've quote unquote been sleeping on them and by people, I mean George Kittle, their defense is pretty, pretty good. Yeah. So they have held the last three games. How many points of the has the opposing team scored?

Zero today. So it's probably more than zero, I would guess. Just a little more than 20 points. 10. 10 points in the last three games, 176 yards passing. That's pretty good. Wait. No, that's wrong.

That can't be 100. No, we didn't know that is right because the the play Rutgers twice. No, they played the Browns who they killed. They played the Rams who they killed and they played the Redskins who they killed. Yeah. So they have been crushing teams 49ers. This is us respecting you and George Kittle specifically. This is us respecting you.

They are very, very good and I believe in them. They're undefeated, lastly undefeated with the Patriots. So here's, here's us respecting you. This is it. Take, do like a moment of respect. Ready? Plus was it? Yeah.

I still that was right by the way. That's that was right. I just looked it up again. I'm pressing X right now. Okay. Ready? One, two, three, respect. Respect.

Okay. That was our moment of respect for the 49ers. Let's go to the Chargers Titans. I feel bad for Phil Rivers. I do too. It's sad. It is sad. He plays like, I said earlier he plays football like a dog in a thunderstorm now.

He's just always panicking. He's drooling. He panics the first quarter. He panics like fourth quarter Phil Rivers. It's, it's spread. I don't know how, how much shorter his throwing motion can get. He's going to try. He's going to find out how much shorter it can get.

His face and he's just mother freaking all over the place because that's the worst part. Phil Rivers, his anger is so clearly visible, but because he can't swear, it never has an escape. Like he is just, it's like a basically a sneeze that he hasn't been able to sneeze his entire life. He just needs to let out one good fuck. Like he probably is going to flip out at one of his nine kids

at some point in like 10 years from now and everyone's going to stop and it's going to be silent around the river's household. They're like, what did dad just say? I hope it's during like one of his kids weddings where he gets up to give the speech and he's just a little too drunk and just opens up. He just fucking lights them up and he's not really mad at the kid. He's mad that Melvin Gordon fumbled on the one yard line against the Titans in week seven in 2019.

Yeah. This game is a different story. If Melvin Gordon doesn't fumble on the one inch line and we're probably not saying all these things about Philip. No, I probably would be because he looked, he looked ridiculous for most of the day. I and the Chargers have done such a good job at never drafting anybody. That's a threat to take Philip Rivers job.

Yep. That we just know that it's going to be him for the foreseeable future. So the Titans are back kind of three and four kind of. There's going to be one of these teams that goes on a run and just pisses me off. They're butt cheeks. They're going to play in the wild card round. Ryan Tannehill ready to take step forward. That was a good call by Coach Rable.

He was born to wear that Titans blue and gray or whatever colors they are. Yeah. Candy ass. Yeah, he looks he looks perfect. It is a candy ass uniform. I did notice that Rocillo said that they weren't going to talk about the Titans at all. So we should actually just talk about the types for 20 minutes. Okay.

And corner that market. The Titans. Titans. I already use my a material on the whole Warren Sharp, Mike Rable thing. What's the name of their stadium? It's I think it's the Nissan Nissan. Yeah. Yeah.

That's weird. Is that the truck or is that the noodles? No, it's the truck. It'd be better if it would be called the ramen bowl. Yeah. And they had big, big chopsticks as you walked in. That'd be sick. That would be really sick.

Uh huh. And only college kids would go there. That'd be cool. Let's see. Let's see. The Titans. What can we say about the Titans? They they're offensive lines.

Has a podcast. They have. Hasn't been caught with doing steroids in at least a month. That's good. Malcolm Butler hasn't been benched for mysterious reasons yet. Their defense is awesome. Derek Henry has cool hair. Derek Henry has very cool hair, Hank.

And he's also he's also a load. Corey Davis is the classic wide receiver that you can be like, he might be awesome if he had a quarterback. Mm hmm. Yeah. That's cool. I always like those guys. And Alan Robinson type guy.

Yeah. Okay. We're going to get there. We just keep trying to just sneak it in there. Alan Robinson is good though. Yeah, he is. So wrong. Yeah.

So the Titans. What else about the Titans? You listen to that podcast by the way. Which one? The one with Chris. Are you talking about Russell or the Bussin? No, Ryan and Chris. Yeah, I've heard it.

Yeah. You have to be pretty high to understand anything Chris Long says. So I'm not in it. I'm just I'm not in the right for them. I know we do. Yeah, except that they don't talk about the Titans. So if you're a Titans fan. We're the number one.

Don't you dare listen to their podcast. We listen to this one where we call you butt cheeks to your face. That's fun. I mean, it is a compliment for me to say they're going to go on a run and piss me off. Yes. They're going to probably make the wild card round. And it's a compliment to say that they're butt cheeks

because guess what? Ass eating season is still back. So you actually are probably the most attractive part of the body for some people who like to eat ass. Gabrielle Union, she's like, ooh, imagine if Gabrielle Union wore Titans uniform. Yeah. They'd look hot.

It would. They would look pretty. So hot. We're running out of material on the Titans. This is all we got for the Titans. Rable's mustache is awesome. And we love coach Rable. And I think he's a good coach in a situation where it's tough.

Not a lot of talent. So he's he's getting them both. I feel like just the fact that he got them to what? Eight wins last year. And the fact that he's got them at three and four this year shows that he's a good coach because I don't know where their wins are come from. Whatever.

Squeeze them. Whenever they win, you're just like, really? Oh, OK. I guess Titans won again. I guess they've become so unmemorable that we're starting to remember them a little bit. Yeah. That's true.

They've kind of flipped the script on us. They're stuck in our head. OK. All right. Baltimore, Seattle. Hand up. The Baltimore Ravens are not frauds. Oh.

You won that game. That's big of you. You won that game. I tweet. I sent the tweet. You're not frauds. That was an impressive win. An impressive road win.

I'm not going to talk about the fact that the Seahawks miss Will Disley a lot and their offense looks very different without them. I'm not going to talk about the fact that having a quarterback that can't be tackled because he's so elusive is borderline cheating. I'm just going to say the Ravens are awesome. They're not frauds.

They're not frauds. They're not awesome. They're good. They're real. Michael Kendricks learned a lot real about not being a fraud from the Ravens. They're not real good yet. They are real, though.

They are a real. If things broke their way, they could be a competitor in the AFC championship game. Uh-huh. I find it. That's real. I find it a little bit distasteful and borderline disrespectful that you said that missing Will Disley

was the biggest problem they have, even though Luke Wilson has stepped right in. Luke Wilson has stepped right in, but it did. Their offense looked a little different than it has. You know, Russ Wilson had like an MVP season going on. Yeah. And he throw that. It throws that pick where I just that one was crazy.

Yeah. I know that there's a lot of talk about how DK Metcalf going into the draft. He could only run a straight line. He was fast. He was big, but he can do other things. The pacifier lacking in other areas. But my official evaluation is that DK Metcalf is a spaz.

Yeah. He's just a spaz. He complains a lot about flags. Yeah. He, you're right. He does. Uh-huh. He looks at the refs a lot.

Yep. But a lot. That one fumble that he had today was, that was such a spaz. It was. His body just could not control itself. His muscles were too big and he tried to run and just dropped the ball. Yeah.

And Tyler Lockett is Doug Baldwin. Yep. They're the same guy. That there's, they just, whenever Russell Wilson has one of his plays where he runs around and then just throws a moonshot, the teardrop to no one, Tyler Lockett's there to catch his teardrop. How come nobody on that team wears, the receivers don't wear

eighties anymore? I don't know. This is like a lead wide issue. Yeah, it is. It's annoying. I agree. Make receivers eight again. Uh, so yeah.

Lamar Jackson is incredible when running the football. Yeah. It's really insane to watch. Like you see, it's insane to watch an NFL defense look so slow when trying to catch Lamar Jackson. And he just, he's so fucking elusive and he always is there for the big play. I still have questions about his throwing, but who cares

because he can clearly win games by being that like dual threat guy. And his deep ball is pretty good too. Yeah. He's got, he's got a good deep ball and you're right. Like it's, it's tough to, you rarely see an NFL talent that's able to make other NFL players look like they're still in college.

Yes. And not just that, but it's like a slapstick, not slapstick. It's like he, um, there should be a laugh track underneath him when he's running the football because people miss him so comically. Yes. They just like tackle air. And then they, they all get up with that look on their face,

which is like laughing at themselves. So they just got their jack taken out from underneath them, but they're happy that Lamar Jackson did it. Right. And it's a third and eight, uh, the game was in hand. They were up two scores, but third and eight and the play call is for a designed run. And it's like, Oh, that's actually a really good play call.

Yeah. Because you cannot touch him and the Seahawks know they're running and they still couldn't do anything about it. So I'm my credit credit to the Ravens. Here's me. I'm, I am saying, I'm sorry I was wrong. Now you guys are probably going to lose by a hundred of the Patriots and I'm going to probably throw the F word back out there.

But for right now, not frauds, good team. They're a real football five and two real boy. Now they have the AFC North stranglehold. Okay. Stranglehold. So you're getting off the Pittsburgh Steelers take them. No, I think the Steelers will still be in the mix. But right now, I mean, it's tough because the Steelers didn't play.

Yeah. So they couldn't win. I don't know. I think, I think the Ravens are going to walk to it. Walk walk to it. I said it. I think that I think the Steelers are still going to get back in the mix. Um, because their defense is coming, rounding into form.

All right. Should we do our who's back the week? That was our NFL week seven recap. There was one game that we didn't talk about. Hank, who did you talk about? Did we talk about the Chiefs Broncos? That was Thursday. We talked about that on a Friday show.

Saints and Bears. Oh, Saints and Bears. Okay. America's game of the week. I'm just going to go through some quarterbacks and then you could tell me if you would like to have them on your team or not. Andy Dalton just on my team as starting starting quarterbacks. You could be anything.

Andy Dalton. No. Sam Darnham. Yes. What? That's a stupid question. Of course. Ryan Fitzpatrick.

No. Eli Manning. No. Derek Carr. You're thinking about Derek Carr. Hand size. You're thinking about Derek Carr. Hand size.

This is this is red alert for you. Hand size. You're thinking about Derek Carr. No. Mitch isn't good. I don't know what else to say. He's not good. I like, could he get good?

Probably not. But I can sit here and just keep hoping because you drafted him second overall. You traded up for him. You've invested in him. The team is built around having the rookie quarterback and having a great defense. And he just hasn't progressed. We're seven weeks into the season and he has gone backwards. And I think some of the blame has to be Matt Nagy because Matt Nagy is a horrific play

caller as far as I've seen this year. He ran the ball seven times and it's like the Bears are stuck in this such this weird bizarro world where you can essentially it's like a domino effect where you can blame everything. So they can't run the ball so they pass the ball but they can't pass the ball because Mitch can't hit receivers. So then they got to try to run the ball but they aren't able to run the ball because no one respects Mitch passing the ball and it just all fucking doesn't work. And it's just a disaster and it was embarrassing.

They put up fucking junkyard stats at the end. So if you wake up and you look at the box where you're like, oh, that wasn't that bad. It was bad. It was every bit bad. And I tweeted this but the Bears have done the Bears offense has done the impossible. They have murdered the Bears defense because the Bears defense basically is stuck trying to be on the field for 40 minutes a game and having horrific starting field position against them.

And they have murdered the once proud Chicago Bears defense. Here's a spin zone though. The Saints are really good. The Saints are probably the best team in NFC. Saints are very good. But this is now two weeks. And look, besides the game against the Redskins, the offense has looked terrible and you ran the ball seven times.

And I know you mean you got 17 yards but you still ran the ball seven times. You can't be like the running game didn't work. Well, how do you know if the running game didn't work when you run the ball seven times? And again, Mitch is bad. So like there's nothing I can say where I'm not trying to say like Matt Nagy's fault or the offensive line's fault. Everyone kind of sucks right now except Alan Robinson. So and then they made fun of Tariq Cohen's height.

That was that was over the line. Someone who is very good friends and co and co hosts a podcast with a very short man. I was personally offended. Not that short. But Tariq Cohen, how tall is he? Five, six, five, seven. He's like five, nine. Really?

No, he's like he's like he's like it on Tuesday. Yeah, it's going to be so bad. Honestly, if that your face was just like what if you if you were serious and he was five, nine, I was about to letter write a letter to Roger Dell demanding that he suspends the entire Saints defensive staff because what they did to create Tariq Cohen was way over the line. You don't make fun of a man's height. You just don't do it.

Right. He doesn't control that. Okay. He is a great football. You know how much Tariq Cohen has overcome in his life? A lot. A lot. A lot.

Being born five foot six. Right. So I'd appreciate it if the Saints showed a little bit more class and winning than that. Yes. You don't do that. You just don't do it. I'm sorry. Sean Payne was talking shit and Matt Nagy has been out coached by John Gruden,

Sean Payne back to back weeks severely and you're coming off a bye week and it's bullshit. The team stinks. The defense is still great. Your best offensive play was your punter giving up a safety. The best offensive play was Cordell Patterson running it back with an awesome Skycam. Shout out Skycam. Which is just more of the same line of thinking that I've been saying all year that we are a parody of every Bears team that I've ever watched that the best offense is special teams.

A verbal meme. Antonio Banderas biting his fist gift to that Skycam. It was so good. It was so good. It was cinema. It was. The Bears were back. It was good for a second.

But man, they just, I don't know what else to say. I mean, it's, I think I'm echoing pretty much what everyone's thinking if you're a Bears fan. Like it's, it's a, it's a crisis mode and nothing works on offense. And it's very sad to think that last year was the best this will be for a while because you put your chips in the middle. I don't know what you do with Mitch next year because you have, you have, you have the fourth year he's under contract. Do you just go and try to find a new quarterback?

Chase Daniel. No, Chase Daniel stinks too. Everyone fucking stinks. The Bears are destined to never have a franchise quarterback. It will never, ever happen. It will never happen. The fact that we had DeSean Watson and Patrick Mahomes in that draft class, it will never happen.

It is destined. It is preordained. It will never, ever happen. The only way the Bears can ever win a Super Bowl is to just play such good defense that no one can ever score against them and then fart their way into the end zone once again. If it was a little rainier in that Super Bowl in Miami, I think you could have beaten Peyton Manning. Just a little, a little bit lightest, a little more gross and needed 12 inch hands.

Damn, it sucks. And we still haven't even talked about the Badgers. We're going to do in a minute. How about, fuck, was this a bad weekend? I forgot about the Badgers. See, that's a tough weekend if anybody wants to fan a boat those days. How about Sean Peyton running the most Nebraska play of all time? What?

The, the option. He ran the option using two full backs. Oh, how about, yeah, that was awesome. How about Matt Nagy running an option to the right where, where Mitch Tabrisky's hurt left shoulder was just basically out in the open and get blown up. Maybe he was probably trying to get him. Yes, you run that play more often. Actually don't, we don't root for injuries.

No, and I like Mitch and like, I want him to be good. He just isn't. All right. Maybe someday you got to say, I'm not going to totally give up on him. That's the thing. I'm not going to say it's like, the thing is people will give up on him and I understand your line of thinking, but what is the alternative right now? There is none.

So I have to sit here and I'm going to not give up on him because I want him to be good I want him to be good and I want him to be even average would get you to places. Why doesn't Matt Nagy script out the entire series of plays for the whole game? Because like in the first the wall in the first 10 plays, because then we'd run the ball zero times. We'd run the ball zero times. He just passes the fucking Andy Reed. Like Andy Reed doesn't run the ball that much,

but that's because he can get everyone open. Like Matt Nagy doing the Andy Reed thing, but not being as good as Andy Reed is not great. All right. That sounds like a shitty position for your football team to be in. You know what? At least you have expectations though. That's kind of nice.

It's kind of nice to be let down by it. We lose the chargers next week. Oh no. Phil Rivers gets it gets a win. Whatever. All right. Let's do who's back. I'm just it's just stupid.

I care about sports is stupid. All right. Hank, who's back? My who's back of the week is scumbag Yankee fans. Oh, so we'll talk about it with baseball. The Yankees aren't back. Their season's over. Very much.

In the course of the last two games, the first one at Yankee Stadium, there was a video of an Astros fan walking out. He got beer tossed on him and was just greeted with disgusting and despicable comments that no fan should have to hear in a game. And then at there was a video last night after they lost of Yankee fans throwing a beer

and like verbally assaulting Astros fan in the bathroom. Verbally assault. While he was taking a pee. A verbal assault? Yes. While he was trying to read the assault. How do they verbal? How do they verbally assault?

They just threw words and hit him with very big words. They got into a sentence fight. They threw words at him? Like LeBron James and Daryl Morey. Damn. I'm all for it. I love scumbag Yankee fans. There's something about them.

The sport's better when Yankees fans are, you know, they call it the Bronx cheer for a reason. Yeah. I like, I don't have a problem with that. And Hank, I don't know. No, you'd never see that kind of behavior out of New England fans. No.

They went throw beer on Tyree Kill or anything like that. No. Yeah. Agreed. We've been there before. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, PFT.

Now that we're set. My who's back. No. Hold on. Before we do, here's back. Now that we're set. Astros. Nats.

Uh-huh. I'm afraid of the, I'm afraid of the Astros. I was not afraid, not afraid of the Yankees. Astros have been there before. I'm afraid of Bregman. I'm afraid of Jose Altuve. He's a great player. He's very Tariq Cohen-like.

Yup. And I'm, I'm scared of their starting rotation as well. Yes. Although. Jericho is about to shove. You could, you, he's going to shove. I love saying that. He's going to shove from the ball.

He's going to shove. Sherz is going to shove too. He's going to shove off. Sherz and Strasburg are going to twirl a gym. Yeah. I think our starting rotation, you could make the argument is maybe better. It's deeper, but they're also our relievers.

So they actually have a bullpen, which you might say is an advantage, but we've got the skintangibles. So I'm, I'm feeling pretty good about the national's chances. I'm, I'm a little bit afraid of the Astros. If we can steal one. I saw stat. Now I might be making this up, but I'm pretty sure I'm not.

If Fernando Rodney gets into the game in the world series, he would have pitched for an AL and NL team in the world series, both the ALCS, NLCS and both the ALDS, NLDS. Great pitcher. That's pretty awesome. What a great player he is. Stick around long enough and you can just stay and just keep pitching for every team ever.

Permission to be a loser. Yeah. I'm just excited to be in the world series. Oh, I'm just excited to be there. Yikes. Well, bleep that out. That was bad. I'm excited.

You don't want that as a lifelong national stand. Don't do that. I'm just excited to be there. It sucks because we don't have any Astro fans that you can go back and forth with. Chaps, Chaps and JJ Watt and JJ Watt. I'll start a fight with JJ. Yeah.

So, and Deandre Jordan, there you go. Yes. James Harden and Russell Westbrook who could not have cared less about the game. Russell Westbrook was on his phone in the bottom of the ninth. Yeah. Just stand up when they hit the. I wouldn't know any guy who would sit front row

and be on their phone for the entire game and not care about the game, but just care about being on TV. Nope. Especially not wearing those bright orange jerseys behind home plate. Let me keep talking if you keep talking. Are you sure who's back? My who's back of the week is the Jets.

Yes. The Jets are back. They're playing against the Patriots tomorrow night. And tonight and Greeny put out a video of him and his son in the kitchen. And his son was just reading through the entire schedule coming up for the Jets. Greeny was rattling off wins left and right.

Greeny thinks that the Jets are going to make the playoffs. Despite Sam Donald's mononucleosis. Didn't he say they were done? Didn't he like cancel his Jets membership? Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is like week two though.

Greeny. You have to understand this about Greeny. He overreacts to things. And I'd rather Greeny overreact than underreact because Greeny's entire life is basically one giant underreaction unless it's about the New York Jets. Right. In which case he is he is the first to like

stand on the ledge and he's the first to stand at the front of the float. And that's why I love Mike Greenberg. I think the Jets are going to be competitive tonight. I'll say it. You don't think so? Oh wow. Cocky Hank in the building.

Greeny. I think Sam Donald adds a little bit of date. Their season's over. But when you have a guy come back from mono and play the way he did against the Cowboys. Little pep in the step in the building. Mm hmm. You know.

I agree. Everyone's feeling a little more well rested. But Greeny did mark this one down as a loss. Oh. So he's not totally delusional. So they what they what are they going to win out. What are they one in one and four five. Basically it's going to come down to the last four last game

of the season against the Bills according to Mike Greenberg. Wow. OK. A repeat of that awesome game game week one 1716 or whatever the fuck it was. OK. My who's back is fall weather. This weekend was like the perfect fall weather.

And this is the time. You can mark it. You can mark it on your calendar. You can mark it on your calendar. But you know what I'm talking about that first weekend where it's like you just want to eat the day. It's so good. Like you can spice season.

Yes. Chris and girl autumn. Yes. It was a perfect 60 degrees outside the other day. I just want to go like get a house in the woods. Have a fire in my house in the fireplace. Yeah. You know walk around my yard just crunch leaves.

Not have to watch crunchy leaves. Wisconsin or the Bears play. Nope. Where we're a sweater. We're like a wool sweater and drink 16 cups of coffee. Well I just stare at the trees. That's what I want 16 cups of coffee stare at the trees. Shit yourself.

Yeah. That actually sounds like a pretty good. It's pretty nice. But that's a plot of Walden isn't it. Dude when you can smell that fall weather. We were at Penn State and it was like the perfect day. You know what I'm talking about. You could have gone out of the city for a day.

And that's what that's what it was. It was pretty nice here too. It was pretty nice here too. I'd like to cancel wind. Wind. I can deal with a little bit of briskness in the air. But once you throw wind that's God farting on you. I hate wind.

Especially like through all the buildings when you turn a corner. And you just you get your hat blown off. I don't think you want to upset big wind PFT. You ever have your hat blown off. Yeah. Humiliating. It's like you're in a cartoon. It's like every yeah.

It's like nature is doing the height thing to me. Where they're doing the Tariq Cohen. But they just blew my hat off. Then you have to go chase it down the street. Or when it's going against the door in the door. It's super hard to open and you look like a weak little bitch. But it's really the wind. Can't relate.

Damn. That was mean. What do you mean. I can't relate to that. No I'm saying has that ever happened to you. No. Oh. I don't.

I don't either. I don't I don't mess with wind. Like I don't I don't I don't say bad things about the wind. I hate wind because the wind scares me. I'm anti wind. And the wind is always bad for betting overs. What's the yeah that's true. Yeah.

What's the name one good thing wind has ever done. Besides windmills. I was going to say but the windmills kill all the birds. What a nice wind on a hot day. Breeze. Now we're talking about a breeze. I like the real wind. Oh sailboat.

Okay sailing. I don't do it. Yeah. I'd rather be on a motorboat. It looks cool. I'd rather be I'd rather play fun water sports on a motorboat. Sailboats look cool. They do.

Ultimate Frisbee. Feeling like you can throw a football forever. With the wind at your back. Yes. Kicking a field goal. Wind assisted nine point was it nine point five. How about 100 yard dashes. How about how about flying back from the West Coast.

And you do it in like four hours. You catch the jet stream. Yep. That's wind buddy. That's wind. That's one good thing. That's a really good thing. Besides that wind hasn't done shit.

Yeah. No. That's a really good thing about wind. Okay. Let's do some segments before we do that. Tune in to listen to PFT on big of true each weekday from 11 to 12 Eastern. And they then stay tuned to hear me on the yak from 12 to 1 Eastern on Sirius power 85. Please tune into live games and coverage of every major sport from every major conference

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Let's combine the Bears offense and the Eagles defense and get the first draft pick and we can call it the Chilodolfi of Beagles. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Right. That's a good name. Yeah. The Chilodolfi of Beagles.

I was talking about this thing. Cool as Beagles. It's Snoopy just sleeping on top of the house. It's just a cool as Beagle and he just dominates everyone. The name is so good that I feel like we need to pitch this to Paul Rabel and have it become the La Crosse team name. I mean that is a great La Crosse name. That's a much better La Crosse name than it is a football name.

That is Chilodolfi of Beagles. Top cheddar. Triggs can you please make us a logo for the Chilodolfi of Beagles. I would like to start repping gear for the Chilodolfi of Beagles because we play in a couple of weeks. So what if we just it was just actually just a scrimmage. Yeah. It was the first scrimmage for how the game goes.

You just come. Yeah. You just switch sides. Yeah. You switch offense as defense. Right. And then you can what would be the reverse. So like you said you know you're joking like we could tank for the first pick.

Yeah. By doing the bad parts. Yeah. I want to win the Super Bowl with Chilodolfi of Beagles. Fuck Kago. Yeah. Fuck Kago ears. Yeah.

That's good. Yeah. The fuck Kago ears. It's just a big dick in someone's ear. Yeah. I like it. Yep. Perfect.

Skull fuck. So the fuck Kago ears will be the Bears offense and the Eagles defense. Yep. And the Chilodolfi of Beagles will be the Eagles offense and the Bears defense. I got to spread right now is fuck Kago plus 22 and a half. Someone just draw this up. Make a whole roster. Show me how good the teams would be.

Be fucking sick. All right. Let's do our football guy of the week. First up we have Nick Saban for telling his team that this is the time of year to get your piss hot to quote an old locker room saying that is an old locker room saying piss hot. I fucking love that saying. That's what they say in Clemson last year.

I have. What does that mean? You just gotta get pissed. Start doing angry. Start doing drugs. Yeah. Start doing PEDs. Get your piss hot.

Get your piss hot. How? You ever measure. You gotta get angry. You gotta get going. Get your piss hot man. I didn't know like how you could physically make your piss hot. Well like PFT said to Clemson is.

Yeah. You just take a bunch of like supplements from your from your neighbor in the locker room. Right. But get your piss hot. Okay. Next up we have Minnesota holder and four time cancer survivor Casey O'Brien getting his first career hold in a blowout win over Rutgers.

So have fun competing against that everyone. Oh next one. High school football coach Keenan Lowe for disarming a student with a gun in Portland, Oregon. So one guy stopped a school shooter and one guy has survived cancer. Four times. Four times. Please.

And had to forget the four times. And also beat Rutgers. Yes. Which I think actually should. That's you should beat Rutgers by a lot. Update on Rutgers Nunzio season not doing so well. I looked at Nunzio. You know how many yards he threw for or his quarterback threw for last week.

Yeah. It was one again. Again two weeks in a row. Oh that's actually now they're doing on purpose through for one. I think they're doing it on purpose. Yeah. That's that's awesome. That is pretty cool.

Yeah Nunzio's got a next level. I almost feel bad for the award winning listeners having to choose between the cancer survivor and the guy that stopped a potential school shooter. Well here's the fourth one. And I love this guy. It's a kid who called in a bomb threat to he's a University of Alabama. Yeah. That's my bet called it a bomb threat to Tiger Stadium.

That was last Saturday between LSU in Florida because his friend was on the verge of losing a very large bet. That's a football guy. Yeah. That's a football guy who's who's a generic gambler who knows that you just have to drastic times call for drastic memory. If you think that a little bomb threat is going to stop people in Louisiana from a football game.

No. My friend you have another thing coming. You should have you should have threatened Mike the Tiger or a couple of trees and then they stopped the football. Yes exactly. They will put on a manhunt. People dying. OK.

Mascots or trees. Can't have it. Nope. Yeah. All right. So vote for football guy of the week on our part of my take Twitter account. I may have been a little off on my Johnny Langgan Rutgers stat because now I'm seeing one that says he threw for 48 yards.

But I saw a tweet from Roger Sherman earlier this weekend saying that he threw for a yard again. Well this is he did throw for a yard last week. But he know that it was two weeks in a row. That's what the tweet said. So maybe it was before the game was over. Maybe they're not taking into account. He was sacking on a yard sack yardage.

I'm not sure. Interesting. He did throw for a yard but he also threw for 48 of them. Yeah. So 47 more. Yes. Yeah. OK.

47 times better than he was last week. That's a little crazy. That's improvement for Nunzio Nunzio chill out man air raid offense going at Rutgers. That program should just fold. Can you give the death penalty to a program for being so bad. No I don't think that you can. Or just maybe go to the FCS. Rutgers should just start cheating like really bad and get caught intentionally.

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And nicotine is an addictive substance. But it also kicks ass. So you got your give and take there. There we go. All right. Let's do a little college football. So where do we want to start with college football? It's such a big weekend.

Let's get hurt. Yeah. Let's start. We had the sooner schooner crashed. We had Vanderbilt beat Missouri. Who? As a 21 point underdog. Boy.

Kansas almost beat Texas. I got a question. Army or Air Force in Hawaii. That would have been unheard of upset. Air Force in Hawaii had so many points out on the island. Does it make it worse that it was a former Bears coach that beat you? I have no problem with Lovey. Yeah.

I like Lovey. Lovey does look cool. Some of you say. Lovey is the only guy that looks younger by growing out that white beard. He's like he looks like he's 30 years younger. Lovey's firing from the Bears was quintessential. Like that's probably time. Yeah.

That was what it was. Both sides. There was a 10 win team when he got fired. Yeah. So yeah. You know who the real losers are this weekend? Wisconsin which we haven't said lost on Saturday. Hank and PFT because Hank and PFT didn't get to witness it.

They didn't get to witness my heartbreak and you guys really lost out. Because you guys like to see me die and you didn't get to see it. I've seen you die so many times though. It's like imprinted in my brain. So all I have to do is just I can reimagine it pretty easily. You can. You got my spank bank of death. It's like that's so fucked up.

The Hank thing. I love it. Yeah. No, I wish I could have been there to support you. Not to make fun of you to support you and to log some more hours in my spank bank of Big Cat wanting to die. It was it was tough. The way that it happened was shocking.

Yeah. I'm actually at peace with it. Can I tell you? Yeah. Here's why. Here's why you said on these airwaves exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

No, no, I know. And that's you're scared. No, that's why I'm at peace with it. My relationship with the University of Wisconsin Athletics is a relationship where I know what they're going to do before they do it. And at some point when you have a relationship that's so deep seated, you get stale. So I knew they were going to lose in a heartbreaking fashion this year. I knew my heart was going to get ripped out of my chest.

I always know it's happening or going to happen. I didn't know it was going to be this weekend. Yeah. So I appreciate them keeping it fresh. It was like coming home and being like, hey, honey, let's try a new position. Let's lose this 31 point favorites in a fucking horrific fashion. She just pulls out a strap on. Illinois.

Yeah. And it's like, fuck, why not? All right. You've been married for, you know, 20 years. What the fuck? You've been over this time. Let's do it. Yeah.

Yeah. So what you're falling for right now, because if you had to pick a game to lose to still be in the national championship conversation, this is probably the one because still control our destiny. You can still beat Minnesota. You can still beat Ohio State twice twice. And then you can have your heart ripped out from you in excruciating fashion, which I will make sure come hell or high water.

I know therefore this is already this is it. This season is that's the other part of why I'm a piece because once it happens, I no longer have to go through it again. Once they rip my heart out. That's why when the real true terrible seasons are when they wait till the absolute end, this is almost a relief. Like even last year when they lost to BYU last year's team was terrible. They lost to BYU, which they should as 24 point favorites, wherever it was that happened so

early in the year that I was like, fuck it. We've already done this. Like we're good. It's happened. I can tell behind that smile. You're terrified of having happened twice. We're going to lose to Ohio State. We'll probably play.

We'll probably play Ohio State pretty close because why not? You know what I mean? Like we'll lose by seven or 10 just so that everyone could say, oh, they actually aren't that bad. Really, really sucks. They lost his 31 point favorites to Illinois. But yeah, I'm at peace. It feels good.

But the relationship has been renewed. Wisconsin has broken my heart in a new fashion. I always know Northwestern's coming. I always know, you know, going to Evan's and I always know, Iowa was lurking. Minnesota last year was a new one because we hadn't lost them in 15 years. The Illinois one I didn't see coming. And I, I respect the hell out of it.

You will never see somebody root harder for Wisconsin than when they play against Ohio State than I will. Yeah. And then you will never see somebody. You don't respect scumbags who, who cover up domestic assault. That's true. Yeah. That's why that's why I'm going to root for them and not because.

And you don't go to China. I can't wait to see them get their asses kicked by Oklahoma in the semifinals. No, we'll probably lose. If we beat Ohio State, we'll lose to Minnesota. That's how it will go. Okay. So that's, that's the, the calculation. The give and take.

Yeah. So yeah. I mean, I, it was shocking. It was shocking, but I'm, I'm happy to be done with it. I feel it's like almost going to like jail. Like I did my sentence. You're done. You're out.

You're out of Wisconsin. I'm a free man. I can just enjoy their like. It's actually a good thing. Above their, their media mediocre plus their, their extra mediocre. Like they're above average, but not ever going to be good enough to be great. Probably in Rose Bowl. I would love to go to the Rose Bowl.

Rose Bowl is a fucking grace place in the world to watch football game. Some of my best memories from there and lost. And guess what? Wisconsin lost both those games too. Listen, I think Paul Chris is the same guy that he's going to be able to get the team back on track and get them back into the doing at the end of the game. Like you're trying to bleed the clock and he was just snapping the ball and just, oh, why were they doing that?

He wanted to play more football. He lost his brain. He loves football. I don't know. Trying to get extra snaps. Yeah. The, the air was so beautiful. It was such a nice fall day.

So yeah, that's our college football too. Did get hurt though. That's, that's big. Yeah. That, that actually kind of sucks. So he had surgery on his ankle, right? He did last year. But he didn't already have another surgery on it.

No, I don't think so. Okay. I mean, if he did, then that's very speaking. I don't think so. His ankle is fucked. All right. So he might be out at LSU, which would be kind of nice. Ooh.

Which would be kind of nice. Really nice. Look, I'm looking out. He has a high ankle sprain. Yes. Or as Chris Long calls it, an ankle sprain. Mm-hmm. That joke never gets old.

That is good. Um, when do they play LSU November 9th? Two weeks from now. Yeah. Okay. So he might be out then, but then their quarterback, what's his, their new quarterback's name is Mack, right? Yeah.

To his brother is the, the third string, I think. Oh, really? I'm pretty sure. Which is awesome. Also shout out Dana Holgerson putting his son in for Houston. I love that move. Yeah. Top towel, towel the, uh, tag of a, tag of a low.

Now, is that just a guy that they recruited to make sure that they get to a tag? Tau low, tag low. That they keep to what happened. Brother of two commits to Alabama over Tennessee. This is an article from 2018. So I think he is the third string. Mack Jones is their backup right now. Mack Jones is a great quarterback.

Yeah. Yeah. That's not a good, that's not a, uh, Alabama quarterback name. But Mack Jones, that's a fullback name. It's a cool backup name. Yeah. But that, give me the other tag of a, I can't say. Tag Liovoa.

Yeah. Give me that guy. How about Alabama's light show, turning football into a rave? Why is everyone doing that now? That's everyone though. Cause Georgia did it. Yeah. Broncos did it on Thursday night.

Yep. I don't like it. I think in the SEC, it's just a signal to all your underclassmen that are in the stands. Now's the time to hit your flask. Yeah. When the lights turn out real quick. Now's your time. I appreciate that.

Yeah. All the, all the recruits now's, now's your time to jingle the new car keys you have. Yeah. Of your, uh, sweet, you know, Lexus. Now's the time where the handshakes are exchanged with a couple of thousand dollars worth of hundreds pulled it up in them. All right. Let's finish up.

We got a couple more, uh, topics here, segments here. You have a Nyquil idea. I do. Yeah. So I've been sick. I've been fighting something off. Wait, let me do it. Let me do it.

Let me do it this way. Podcasting through it. Let me do it this way. Seeky question. Yeah. Promo code take $10 off. Go to LSU Alabama. Seeky promo code take.

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I had a Nyquil idea. I just woke up in the middle of the night last night with this idea stuck in my brain. I don't know how it got there, but it's an idea for like a athletic center or like just a gym. It's a gym that you get a subscription to called I'm out the gym moji where all the kettle bells are like emoji faces and it's for influencers. And the weights are labeled with the amount of hundreds that are on with the red hundreds.

Okay. I don't hate that. Yeah. What about the windows or the mirrors having cameras in them? What is the Nyquil idea? Yeah, Nyquil idea. Oh, it took too much Nyquil. Got it.

I drank Nyquil and then in the middle of the night I woke up and I was like gym moji. You robo-tripped. That's perfect. You're a trip on robo-tossin. Yeah. Yeah, me neither. Not tripped on robo-tossin.

Neither of I. Good. Right. I like this idea. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where else to go with it. Besides you just you target influencers. You get people you have to have.

Here's what you do. You say you have to have over 100,000 followers to get a membership there. Okay. But then you let everybody in that applies and then they feel like they have over 100,000 there. And then it just becomes a big thing of the people that don't have, that aren't influencers yet, networking with the actual influencers at the gym.

I like that. So it's for the little man. You should be able to let the dog accounts in too. Okay. That works. Done. A little agility course for them. Yeah, right.

I like this. Maybe a little like we can we can have an area where they can have their super healthy meal they're eating and it's they don't actually have to eat it. Take a picture. Take a picture. Yeah. And then just move on. They airdrop you the picture that they just took of your meal that you didn't eat.

Right. Yeah. And then they give you like some fries. This is it. This is the Jimoji. Yeah. Okay. That's done.

Okay. I can only open one in New York and San Francisco and maybe LA. Yeah. I don't think this is a gym for Miami. Yeah. I don't think this is a gym for Toledo, Ohio. Probably not. But yeah.

Well, or you can just say like it's New York, Miami, LA, San Francisco, but then open it everywhere like LA fitness. People go there and they're like, oh, I feel like I live in the LA life. Yeah, exactly. This is nice. Put a plain emoji in your bio. When you walk in the door, you put a plain emoji and when you check in, it puts a plain emoji and it puts it tweets it out for you.

It says NYC plain Jimoji. Yeah. And then it says like all the all like instead of, you know, when you go to a weight room and college football program and they have all the motivational stuff, it's just it's just Instagram captions. So it's like, you can't handle me at my Manhattan Beach. You don't deserve me at my Soho. I like that.

Like I'm bicoastal, baby. Yeah. This is the live laugh love steam room. Right. Right. I like that. Like, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. That's hot. Um, you in Fort Hank, Jimoji. Do you think you have enough? You have you have a K, right? And you got the cloud. Not a big deal. Yeah.

Sliding with one of you been sliding in. No one. Yeah. I don't slide. You get slid on. Uh, not even let me see your, let me see your DMs. Yeah. Read it.

Read your last three DMs out loud. This will be good. Samo, how are you? I'm sorry if I'm bothering you. I couldn't tell you why I do it either. This is the only group I do it to. That was from Yev from Whoa. My buddy David Cox replied to one of my stories and said legend.

Were you being a legend? Not really. But I appreciate that. And then dies life. Shout out dies life. Instagram beer die Instagram account. They're going to send me some merch. So follow them and shout out to them for sending me the merch.

Love it. Die. Die his life. Yep. This this badger fan texted me said, Hey, big cat. Can you shoot me in the fucking face? I'm suicidal. That's bad.

That was your. I think he was just talking about the game though. So it's not bad. It's it's okay. You know, it's cool. My last DM. Thank no. Thank you.

Marlon's man. She had a great time. It's not what that was. Fuck. A lot of Ravens fans saying we're not frauds anymore. Still frauds. Yeah. Okay.

You guys aren't. I said that. All right. Let's let it wrap up. Hank, this is your segment. Blame and shame media. Tom Brady's under attack. No, he's not.

Yeah, he is. He's not. He's so much under attack. He came up with the blame and shame media. He was under attack on Friday. Yeah. For Friday night. There was a video that came out.

He's a scene. Paul Rudd's new show. And there's a scene. Big cat, you watch it. You can probably explain it better. I have no idea what you're talking about. No. It looks bad.

It's a scene. So no, I watched it. It's the dumbest controversy of all time. Because I didn't watch it. I saw the video. I was like, oh, this is weird. But I from what I've been told anyone that watches the. Have you watched it yet?

I have not watched it. But I've read the synopsis of it. And I'm that I texted you that. And I also I fact checked it. So I can confirm. You can trust my synopsis. Somehow somehow the most in context thing of all time that looked like Tom Brady making fun of Bob Kraft

was actually out of context. Correct. Which is amazing to me. Like if you just watched it, you're like, how can this be anything other than what my eyes just saw? My eyes lied to me. Well, the problem I have with this is the person who tweeted it.

Well, in the video too, it's Tom Brady walking out of a. All right. So we'll back up. Tom Brady's walking out of a spa. In the show. In the show. Paul Rudd's like, oh, you've been here. He's like, yeah, six times.

Someone tweeted it and was like, I cannot believe this. Clearly being like Tom Brady's being in front of Bob Kraft. If you watch the show, you didn't even make that connection because the joke is so clearly about Tom Brady. So I hate the person who tweeted it. It's the producer of Felgren Maas, who's like the troll radio station. So that's all brands.

Okay. So then I don't hate him because he was doing it on purpose because I thought maybe it was someone who was doing it actually saying he knew what he was doing. Okay. So I don't, I no longer hate him. Retract. Okay.

The thing is, I hate everyone who, who, who bought it and fell for it and looks stupid. Me, me. I, I, I feel stupid this morning. You feel like you're part of the blame and shame meeting. Saturday morning. I would, I had a B and S on my heart because I was like, this is, I'm part of the big problem out here because Tom Brady,

somebody asked him a question about it at his locker. Blame and shame meeting. And he looked like he was going to cry. Yeah, he did. I've never seen Tom Brady look like that. And all I have to say about that is I'm betting heavily on the Patriots tonight. Well, it's like all, I mean, the guy, like he likes being acting.

He likes outside of his NFL career, like doing some thespian work and he does it. And when all he does is get critical reception, like no one likes that. Who wants that as an actor? Oh, you thought he was too good in the role and people are jealous. He was upset that he put all his time into his role and no one was focusing on the role that he, the performance that he gave,

but instead on the context, which was not relative to the performance. Do you think that Bob Kraft saw the clip and his heart broke a little bit? No, he came. He just he nutted. He's like, oh, he's Bob. He probably saw that and was like, Tom, I'm glad that you're able to make a joke about it. Let's go together.

So that's like a Twitter. I mean, I mean, to invite you. Yeah. That's also, it was a Twitter bubble thing where I'm sure like, of course, no one's right. Robert Kraft. Right. It's just crazy because when I watched, I watched the show

and I didn't even think twice about it because it's in context. It makes perfect sense. Yeah. I went back to Jim Murray's original tweets smart, smart tweet. He just put the thinking emojis. Oh, that is smart. So credit to him. He got the whole internet.

That's I'm going to tip my cap. That's that's a smart move. All right. That's our show. Joe Buck on Wednesday. Let's go. Big guess coming up. Big guess.

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