Pardon My Take - NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, And The Nats Are Cursed

Episode Date: October 28, 2019

Fastest 2 Minutes for NFL Week 8. We recap every single game on Sunday. Pete Carroll mercy kills Dan Quinn, Matt Nagy is a buffoon, Matt Stafford is on the MVP list, Drew Brees is back, Andy Reid vs clock management, the Patriots D is incredible, the Niners are a wagon, Jon Gruden is negging Derek Carr, and Gregg Williams is  the most relatable idiot in the world. Who's back of the week including Halloween and Tiger. Football guy of the week. PFT cursed the Nats and we got to see Tits on the screen in the World Series plus a special Monday Reading of the PMT group text and the case of the drunk tweet. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, football. Week 8. We recap all of week 8. We talk about every single game. We have fastest two minutes.

I'm gonna get mad about the Bears. PFC is gonna cry about the Nationals because he jinxed them. Big cry. Not a jinx. Not a jinx. They've scored three runs since he popped champagne. It was actually a beer bottle, but it looked like a championship champagne. We'll get to all of that.

And we have a ton to do. Football guy of the week who's back of the week and a very special Monday reading that is actually a Monday reading of the part of my take text chain. It's an original. Yeah. What's cooler than talking about your Slack channel, talking about your text chain before we get to all of that. Part of my take is brought to you by the Cash App.

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We start in London where Sir Sean Connery McVay was committed to pounding the rock. Todd Brown sugar, how come you taste so good just like a young girl he should had a score but the story of the day was the Rams taking a big drink from their Cooper cup, just one drink and the Bengals secondary falls down drunk. Speaking of the Bengals defense in a touching tribute to British dentistry, they decided to play the game with no tea. The Rams ramble on to another win and turn the Jimmy Page from their three game losing streak as a Robert Plant themselves back into the NFC title race.

What can I say Teege, I'm a Zeppelin guy. Rams 24, Bengals 10. We go down to Aintown for Halloween where Pete Scarrow met his former protege Dan Quidt who is going to need a bigger boat because he's going down with this ship. Metrov dressed up as Slutty Matt Ryan but the Falcons were too drunk to win this lost team party as their outfits weren't offensive enough. DK Met Cafeteria is open for business as the rookie was looking like a snack. Much like Hotel California and Arthur Blank's Ghost Hotel you can check out any time you

like but you can never leave. As coach Dan Quidt still hasn't been fired yet. Seahawks 27, Falcons 20. Out in Western New York the Kiko Alonzo blowjob bull as the Eagles and Bills square up. Carson Wednesday got over the hump as Drake and Josh Allen said, Hot me brother! After a tough loss for the Bills, Miles Sanders. I have a feeling Teege and I screwed that up because I never watched the show and all the young guys in the studio are laughing at this old boom, your swam.

Miles Sanders was running faster than Sonic, chasing rings while the Buffalo Secondary tailed him into the end zone. Debbie Does Dallas Goddard took on six football players at once to score and Alshon Jeffrey Epstein isn't going to leave you hanging Eagles fans as Philadelphia's season was saved in Buffalo. Eagles 31, Bills 13. In Chicago where Hitch Trabisky couldn't set his best friends up to score, David Montgomery Burns was excellent but he's going to need a quadruple his budget if he wants to block

out all of Philp Rivers' sons. The game came down to the last kick where Eddie Mucho Pinero wasn't money enough as the Chicago upright looked more like the Washington Post as the ball drifted so far left. Democracy dies in darkness but the Bears were murdered in broad daylight. Chicago Bears are back to being their door mat naggy of the NFC North, Charger 17, Bears 16. In Detroit where Daniel went into the Lions Den in Golden Showers, Tate looked more pissed off than pissed on as the Giants primary receiver looked more like number two than number one.

Kenny, whatcha doing? Nothing, chilling at the Gallaudet Inn, had two touchdowns and Acon Barkley said let me smack that but was ultimately locked up with only 64 yards on the ground. Looks like Frat Shermer will be going through another hell week after a loss, pledging to get this one right but he'll have to settle for chugging tears as the Lions safety miles is the only one to get to kill a brood. Lions 31, the G-men, 26. New York football, Giants.

Gardner men shoot up the runway and made a rough landing for the Jets down at Duval as Sam Benedict Arnold looked like he was playing for both sides and seeing goats and AJ Boo yay and Miles Jackal entered. Jack Lambo number five said a little bit of field goals all I need, a little bit of kick coughs yes indeed, a little bit of extra points here I am, I'm glad we got Gardner upset as Sam. The Jets season is off the rails and they might need to break glass in case of emergency while Doug Carl Marrone mailed in this answer on whether Nick Foles will return to start

after the buy. They're jagging off in Duval as the Jack Jack Jack Jack Jacksonville Jaguars are back back back back back back back to 500, Jaguars 27, Jets 53. In each town where the Raiders met the Texans in a touching tribute to my longtime colleague Dick Vitale, Deshaun Watson using only one good eye almost there and fells down before pulling off the touchdown of the week to put the Texans ahead late. Oh hey JJ, what do you bench? The Texan feet on Taurus pectoral muscle unfortunately ending his season and making

it so everyone in America can bench press more than him for the next six months. The Raiders thought to be real have turned into a Josh Jacob Wall conspiracy theory. Jack Gruden's back for sex scars, Texan 27, Raiders 24. Standing on the corner of Jamie Swinson Tampa Florida such a fine sight to see. He's throwing pitch my lord putting balls on the floor getting his ass kicked by Tennessee. He's playing risky like he's drunk on whiskey. He's the NFC South version of Mitra Biscay. We finished in New England where the story of the day was a Patriots defense led by Lawrence

Guy Fieri who was in the backfield of Friday Kitchens all afternoon leading to three turnovers on three possessions. Holy moly, stromboli. On the other side of the ball the Patriots offense was filled with diners, drive ins and clock killing drives as Sony Coronizer Michelle put the Browns to bed early. Nick the Trouble Space Telescope sometimes makes plays out of this world but he doesn't quite look like a star just yet. Finally this is where we mention Julian Edelman so he doesn't get mad at us for leaving him

out of the fastest two minutes after scoring two touchdowns. Good job Julian. We'll drink your thirst trap milkshake any day of the week, Patriots 27, Browns 13. Alright week eight almost in the books. Who could forget we have the Steelers and the Dolphins. So funny watching ESPN try to promo that all Saturday long. So week eight if you watch this full game Roger Godello should show up to your house and give you a firm handshake.

Yes. Yes. Thank you sir. You are one of the few the proud and I'm going to watch the whole game. Week eight almost in the books a crazy Sunday. We will start as we always do with the Sunday night game and then go back to the one o'clock. So Andy Reed versus the clock. Uh huh.

A tale is over time. We meet again old foes. The Spartans and the Persians. I don't understand people versus the sun. How Andy Reed can know so much about football and be an actual genius when it comes to like offensive football and being one of the best coaches of all time. Yeah he doesn't want a Super Bowl but he's talking about consistency and what he's done in the NFL.

It's remarkable and his coaching tree all that. He does not know how time works. He doesn't know what o'clock is. Like we said he measures time and units of meat. So he was about like three sirloin strips behind on it especially like towards the end of the first half. Well did you see the end of the game though. The end of the game is where he made the like when he punted it away.

No not even that. So the punt was I didn't like the punt. I don't love the punt but I understand it's five minutes you're like okay my defense maybe can get one stop right. I don't like it. But Dustin Cole quit not Dustin persevere to one point five boots. Okay. I think that it's it's one of those calls when you punt with five and a half minutes left

you're like all right maybe go for it but I can understand like like I said like you basically have enough time where you just get one stop you get the ball back with two minutes and fifty one seconds left the Packers ran a play and they the play ended and it was two forty one left and Andy Reed called the timeout. If he doesn't call a timeout there the Packers have to run another play before the two minute morning. Instead he calls a timeout and they basically get a free play because then it cuts forty seconds off the clock and he just doesn't understand these things it's incredible to

watch. I don't understand how coach that good cannot how is he just not hired a clock guy. He just needs one person flavorfully. Yeah exactly hire a rapper with a clock around his neck just to scream in your ear take away all clock responsibilities from Andy Reed. I listen I think he did a pretty good job getting Matt Moore ready for this game. Oh Matt Moore. Matt Moore looked serviceable.

Credit to Matt Moore. Yeah. He played better than I think a lot of people expected Aaron Rodgers like we said on Friday I think is getting to that point where he's going to go on a little bit of a fuck you tour because he was making throws and also running like that's you know when Aaron Rodgers is feeling good is when he actually runs for first downs because he's you know been hampered by so many injuries the last two years that he won't have that in his game. He's got that in his game right now and it's really fucking hard to stop.

He was cutting back instead of going out of bounds like enjoying running in the field all day today. He's also got a really good running back right now the Packers have learned from their mistakes they're no longer using wide receivers as running backs. Now they're using running backs as wide receivers and really tearing it up. So Aaron Jones had a hundred fifty nine yards two touchdowns receiving essentially working like a like a running back that happens to catch passes that travel like yards in the backfield.

Yes. But yeah. Green Bay is a really good team. We had a little disagreement. I think that Aaron Rodgers absolutely meant to throw that touchdown pass where he looked away and then kind of hurled it over his shoulder that was this is similar to the Russell Wilson. He's basically throwing it to the absolute back end of the end zone to be like it's either

going to be out of bounds or maybe someone makes a miraculous miraculous catch so it's not as much. I mean of course I don't think he was planning like OK this guy's here right now I'm going to make it to him. I think he's just like I know exactly where I'm going to throw it and if someone can get it they can get it. It was a great catch. Yeah.

The Packers are good. Whatever. It's fine. Matt LaFleur has a team that is not they basically break rules. Did you see the fumble? LaShaw McCoy's fumbled and then the entire team came and celebrated in the end zone. That's unruly. It's against the rules.

He does not have this. They should have been flagged. Yes. Well and then his team is undisciplined. I should have given the ball back. Yeah. Hank was Hank bet the chief. So he was calling for not only a flag but the special kind of flag that caused the turnover

with the flag. Yes. The one where discounts would just happen on the field. Right. That's how it was. It was so unsportsmanly. Yeah. They were dancing.

They were celebrating. And then the Ram blocked for the first time after the final whistle and then got into a fight and they threw a flag after that. That was awesome when the referees were like keeping both teams off the field. Yes. Even though the game was already over just a little bit more time in the sun. And then we got Aaron Rodgers again putting on the southern accent in his post game interview. He's such a loser.

I love that. I love the southern accent. It's great. Don't talk about my quarterback. Stop with every team. Stop. Stop. I own the Packers.

Stop. Big apart. Goldfish does. I also own the Packers though. The Goldfish does. I was I was sold another share. Oh you do. Yeah.

Just by the fact that Larry owns the gold Larry owns the Packers and we own Larry. Yeah. You also. Larry owns the Packers. We own the Packers. You own the Packers. Larry could keep us out of it at any moment. By transit.

You could basically say you guys don't own the Packers. I wrote Larry's will and we're all in it. So we all have control. How's Larry doing by the way? Three and two this week. Boom. We just we give him everything. He's got a nice new tank.

All that shit. Okay. Let's go. It was good. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Three and two is good.

Just making money. Let's go to the one o'clock games. First up we have the Seahawks and the Falcons. AKA Pete Carroll taking mercy on Dan Quinn because that's the only explanation for what happened in the second half. The Seahawks were up 24 nothing rolling and they basically I'm pretty sure Pete Carroll said I'm not going to embarrass Dan Quinn. I'm going to make this at least reasonable.

Let the Falcons even cover the spread. Yes. So that job with the garbage time maybe Arthur Blank will let him keep his job for a couple more weeks which by the way an update Arthur Blank had a Jerry Jones press conference you know just standing in a hallway with a bunch of people around him. He said there's no immediate plans and he said players love Dan Quinn. Yeah. Well that's got to remember that.

That's him saying I'm going to fire his ass but I'm not going to feel great about it. Yeah. Like other people love him. Like for the record that there are many people in this building not named Arthur Blank that loved Dan Quinn. I think he actually might even keep him. I actually think he might just keep him for the rest of the year and then do the really teary like we have to fire him and it breaks my heart and I don't want to do this because

how is he not been fired already. They're waiting for the bi-week. And it is the bi-week. Yeah. He should have been fired already. He'll be fired. If he's not fired tomorrow morning then it's just stupid and they're going to wait to what the second part of the bi-week.

Now who else is on that staff right now. Who do we have penciled in as an interim because that's one of my favorite parts of the season once we get into the thick of interim head coach season. What. See Falcons coaching staff. Let's see. I hope. What's his name.

I'm there. Dan Campbell maybe. Let's see. We've got Thomas DeMittroff. We'll probably just decide to coach it to him. I don't know if we have anyone good. No one good. Yeah.

I'm not seeing anyone good at all here. Oh dirt cutter. The return of dirt cutter. Okay. Thank God. Mike Malarkey. Okay. So who's guys going to get it.

Malarkey. Yeah. His middle name is basically interim. Yeah. He's he's going to get it for sure. So it's going to be Mike Malarkey. Speaking of interim husbands do you think that Russell Wilson visited Future the night before the game.

That's got to be awkward. That was he live in Atlanta. I think he does. Yeah. He does. He probably got the hell out of town after the game. I'll tell you that much. Yeah.

No there's no chance that was. I've got. I've got a little stat that I'm keeping my eye on here or like kind of it's more of an overall trend in the NFL. Okay. So we are on the verge of a Matt Pocklips. So for a long time the NFL was blessed to have numerous mats as starting quarterbacks. We had a plethora and abundance of mats.

We had Matt Schaub, Matt Ryan, Matt Stafford, Matt Moore, Matt Barkley, Matt Castle. This feels like this year feels like the last hurrah for mats as starting quarterbacks in the NFL. I feel like they're starting to fade away pretty quickly. We're getting in a there's a big come up for Josh's there are a lot of Josh's coming through the ranks but this is like the last stand for mats. I know I think we got well we still have Matt Stafford and Matt Ryan and that's going to be for a while.

They're not going anywhere. Another another like three years for Stafford maybe two years or I think more you think so. Yeah that's I'm going to get to him but he's that's part of my hall of fame Matt Stafford Hall of Fame take that I had a while ago. He's just going to keep racking up numbers. So I see what you're saying. I think we still are a couple of years off of losing all of the mats.

We're losing. They're an endangered species. We're going to put a few mats in the breeding program. Yes and get that filled up but it was great to see Matt Schaub again an old friend. Yeah felt like maybe that maybe this was goodbye four hundred and sixty yards the the the Falcons tweeting Matt Schaub time as he's you know a picture of him walking down the tunnel. I don't know if that was supposed to be funny but it was fucking hilarious. So credit to their social media team.

I think they were being funny. I think some social media teams are like you know what we just need to get engagement no matter how we get it boom. So boom. I'm like it's the shop hours nice to the team. It would have been. Oh this is our quarterback. Oh yeah.

It's true. It would have been nice. It would have been nice if he had thrown a pick six for old times. That would have been great. It would have been. It would have felt like we really had him back. What was his streak. Was it five games in a row.

It was something like that. Back in 2012 2013. That's amazing. That's something you'll tell your grandkids. You'll be like hey I was there. Joe DeMazio type shit. Yeah. I saw the Mick.

Did Mick man play center field right field. Right. Which ever one of the Mick. I assume it was right field because that's close enough to the bleachers to get a blow job. Yeah. I saw the Mick out there. He was he was hung over and he got out there and he hit hit three home runs.

Yeah. And it was awesome. Matt Shaw saw Matt Shaw. Not. Totally sober. Looked like he was hungover. Totally sober. Throw five straight games of pick sixes.

It was awesome. All right. So Dan Quinn yeah we don't know what's going to happen. I mean he's going to get fired. I did. But Pete Carroll thank you. Good friend. What a gentleman.

I did identify that he was chewing double bubble on the side of the line. You cannot you cannot mistake it because it's a perfect cube of gum. Yep. I caught it right when he put it in his mouth before he bit into it. Yep. It's double bubble. So that's confirmed. So confirmed.

So in the Seahawks I don't really I'm going to just assume that that was what Pete Carroll was doing because if if he wasn't trying to be a good friend that's a baffling second half and they got they got problems because the Falcons should not come back on anyone ever. Yeah. That's pretty good though. They've got. Oh you mean Julio Jones.

No. Well no I'm talking about the Seahawks. Oh I think you're going to tell me about the Falcons receivers and I was going to get just fucking buy right back in. Yeah Julio Jones Calvin Ridley Calvin Ridley is pretty good. Stop me if you want to go in Austin Hooper really underrated tight. That off. I'm going to trade them along with Devonte Freeman that offense could explode.

Shut up. Shut up. No seriously. Big cat. Listen to this. So Matt Schwab 460 yards passing this week. Okay. That's huge.

That's a huge week. I do not want to hear. 10 catches. 152 yards. Oh here's a fun stat. You know that was the first time that Julio Jones has caught a pass from someone other than Matt Ryan in the NFL. That is crazy.

That is very fun. I feel so bad for him. I know. All right. Next up Eagles. Bills. Oh Buffalo. We got some talking to do.

It was the wind. It was the wind. Oh first of all it was like 40 mile an hour wind gusts so that really it's anybody's game at that point. It doesn't favor the more talented team. It doesn't favor the guy who's got a rocket arm and can cut through the wind. No. Okay.

So let's do this. If we were to say bad things about the Bills which we're not going to because we are a Bills Mafia podcast through and through and we love the city of Buffalo. Here's what we would say. Your team might be frauds but we're not. I'm not. We're not going to say. I'm not going to say.

No we're not. He tossed around the F word. No we're not. Like sprinkling salt and pepper all over this. I think. I very specifically said I was not going to do that. I don't like hearing the F word. I was saying if we were some people might because that was a game that the Eagles were

on the ropes and you should be able to take care of their take take advantage of their defense and your defense should be able to show up and it didn't happen. They got gashed in the second half. They did. So maybe a one game play. How about this. Let's say a little bit of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mr. Hyde with the Bills defense. Yeah.

This week the bad one. Whichever that's right. So the Hyde. Right. No. Here's here's how I will spin it for Bills fans because I do want to be nice to Bills fans because I love them. This is a classic case of a team in the NFL when you have a team that desperately needs

a win and a team that might not need a win. Bills sitting at five and one going into this game six and one going into this game don't necessarily need the win desperately. The Eagles they were playing for their season. Yeah. You know this was a game they needed to win especially with the whole Orlando Scandrick. That's what I'm saying embarrassed by the Cowboys. So that's all that happened.

I think that when you have a player that that leaves your team and says stuff in the media like Scandrick did this week I actually think that helps your team a lot. Like that's the nicest thing that Scandrick could have done for the Eagles is now Lane Johnson is not complaining about somebody showing up late to meetings. They're all unified as a team because they fucking hate Orlando Scandrick. They said that after. Yeah. They said that it actually unified.

Yeah. It was the nicest thing that he could have done for that team. Right. In that situation. So yeah they were a more motivated team. You're right. I think that the defense is just I don't know sometimes they look super impressive. And then other times they look like a middle of the road defense was just weird.

That Miles Sanders run was was very odd because it feels like the Bills don't have those type of runs on them especially this defense this year and and then Jordan Howard had a really nice second half. I don't know. It was it was just a weird game all around. So yeah the wind. Yeah. Also it was the wind.

So if you're looking at the NFC East right now I think the winner of that division is probably like eight and eight nine and seven. Well there also is a Cowboys Eagles game I think week 16 that they're going to flex this Sunday night. It's going to be another guarantee off. Yeah. Who guaranteed victory in this one there. Last week we had Doug Peterson guarantee victory then Jerry Jones like Ezekiel also guarantee

yeah like six guarantees getting thrown around back and forth. But yeah again the wind was the main the wind. So I bring up that week 16 Cowboys Eagles game and how it should be flexed Sunday night because this will be a segue to Chargers Bears. I've looked ahead and I'm trying to find ways to get the Bears flexed out of Sunday night football. Who are they playing. That was supposed to be Bears Chiefs.

So I looked at the schedule and was like how can I how can the Bears not play in this game. How many graphics do you think are going to get brought up of that draft class. So that's that's where I'm at with the Bears season. It's over. Who should I blast first. Who would you like me to blast. Just go in on Mitch.

Well Mitch is what actually no no I know I take that back this Mitch you're right Mitch did not perform. He is what he is he's not a character. There's nothing out of character about what he did today. I want I want to hear your take on Matt Nagy because I have opinions on Matt Nagy. Well he's he's he's a he's a fucking clown right now. OK. And and Mitch is what he is.

He's not the guy I think we've all last week we moved on like mentally everyone was like OK this is official. It's not going to work out. We're going to move on maybe after this year whatever mentally Matt Nagy and his inability he I've never seen a coach call as many plays that do nothing that look cool and do nothing and he panics so much the Bears were inside the 10 yard line three times in the first half they got three field goals. That's an excuse.

He ran the ball on third and goal from the nine yard line. He mismanaged the clock. Shout out Andy Reid you know coaching tree to end the half so egregiously that Bears fans and rightfully so everyone in Soldier Field booed the Bears when they were winning at halftime. Do you know how hard it is to boo a team when they're winning at halftime. Fresh off a made field goal fresh off a made field goal. Do you know how hard it is to make a field goal in Soldier Field fucked up the end of

the half so so bad. And then we're not even getting to the fact that you at the end of the game kneel the ball instead of getting more yards with 50 seconds left because you were scared of a fumble scared of a fumble or an interception whatever it might be fumble and then I think he was scared of his own clock mismanagement at the end of that half because if you just take a knee at least you're in control of everything and you know that you're not going to fuck up the timing at the end of it. It was a cowardly move.

Okay. And Matt Nagy gives a bad name to cowards. I have I have the quotes here. Okay. So set the stage. So if you missed the game which you probably didn't because everyone who listens to podcasts watched football but the Bears had the ball. They're driving which why just run the two minute offense all game because every time

they run the two minute offense Mitch looks okay when when they run tempo it like actually kind of works and you actually you know it works and credit Matt Nagy he actually ran the ball today because he said I'm not an idiot. I know we have to run the ball. David Montgomery was awesome but you get to the end of the game. It's sitting there. It's gonna be a 41 yard field goal. There's 50 seconds left and he kneels he kneels the ball loses the yard kneels the ball instead

of running or passing or whatever to get a few more yards and make it a true chip shot a 41 yard is not a chip shot. Eddie Pinheiro missed the 33 yard earlier in the game. So Matt Nagy after the game when asked about it. So the reporter asked can you walk us through your thought process and taking the knee before he said yeah I'm not even gonna get into that. First of all not bad attitude yeah like dude handle the media okay you're you are the head coach of a football team in a major fucking market handle the media yeah I'm not even

gonna get into that. I had zero thought of running the ball and taking the chance of fumbling the football zero thought zero thought to run a that's smart coaching they know you're running the football so you lose three four yards okay stop you're right there if they know you're running the football then how about pass the football action yeah how about how about run Mitch out and he could throw it away if he needs to about do literally anything or how about the fact that if they know you're running the football and you've you've totally dominated clock of you know time possession and your offensive line has been good all day and you've

run the football. Dave Montgomery had 135 yards had no team in the history of teams has ever run the football and the defense knew they were running the football and gotten a few yards of course they should be able to get to run the fucking ball yeah it have some faith so so he says no they know you're running the ball so you lose three four yards so that wasn't even in our process as coaches to think about that we were in field goal range before the scramble and then we got the scramble so that didn't even cross my mind. No thoughts of throwing it either throw the football yeah he answered yeah just to get

a little closer and he said throw the football write that in there what happens if you take a sack or there's a fumble the reporter the reporter replied you lose the game and he replied that's right yeah exactly so no there was zero thought of that I'll just be brutally clear zero thought of throwing the football zero thought of running the football you understand me that's exactly what it was it's simple as that get the fuck out of here man what it's a clown answer he's no he's he's either one too much of a coward to get out of bed in the morning because you might twist your ankle that what he's saying is like why would I run the ball when you run the ball you might fumble it why don't you pass the ball well

you could throw an interception or fumble the ball or take a sack it's like yeah this is that's called playing offense Matt Nagy is afraid of playing offense now in the offense of my afraid of everything in the NFL I actually think that Matt Nagy has gone insane I think that yes I think the double doing actually drove him insane last year he spent hours on end watching that play committing it to memory every single second of it he's bringing kickers in left and right focusing on that one aspect of the game now he's so terrified of anything ever bad happening in his entire life he's a gorophobic that's that's the disorder that you have when you get afraid to leave your house because of all the bad

shit that might happen to you because you're married to William H. Macy and you live in Detroit yes it's a bad bad mindset that he's got right now and he he does give a bad rap to cowards everywhere because at least cowards will run away well here's where he is they won't just stay there standing still crapping themselves PFT here's what he is he's a cocky coward and here's what he really is and this is going to hurt everyone all my all my bears fans brethren for listening to this but it's gonna hurt and I'm gonna say it it's gonna fucking hurt but I'm gonna say it Matt Nagy is just an arrogant cocky Mark trust me get him skip that's what he is that's what he is he's a guy who thinks that he's smarter than

he is and has overthought pretty much every big situation and guess what Mr. Biscay's not the guy Mr. Biscay made two huge turnovers in the fourth quarter that you cannot have he dropped the ball he threw a pick that looked like he had just started playing football but you know what Mr. Biscay also is coached by Matt Nagy Matt Nagy was hired to make Mr. Biscay better to have him progress that's failed the team has failed so I don't know what he has to do to like get rid of the the the vibes that are going on in his head or just have like a come to Jesus situation because I would like to think that the Bears can at least fix this long term and that Matt Nagy can fix this and become the coach that one coach

of the year last year and was promising for all Bears fans but the guy this year he stinks and I don't know if he's gonna fix it because when you start fighting with the media that seems like a panic move to me okay so the egg tossing didn't work last week this week burlap sack raises dunk tank petting zoo stop me once I once I hit a good idea here I'm just actually thinking I'm three-legged remember by the way I get Greg Olson and do a three-legged race again the one of those the one of those things you have to climb up but they're really like impossible to get truss falls oh the the rock the rock wall is that we're saying no they're like the little rope ladders dude he's gonna you gotta run up it you know it's

tough mutter do a tough mutter you know it you know he's gonna feel that soldier field he's gonna bury a football and fucking win me back he knows that he knows the fastest way to win me back is bury a fucking football you know what they should do dead serious they should take the goalposts from soldier field and bury those throw them in the lake all the doinks get them out of your system throw them into Lake Michigan yep light them on fire give them a Viking funeral push them out into the middle of the lake and say see you and then build new ones I have to after I say that Mark trust me thing I just hurt myself even more because then I remembered that Mark trust me the big like one of the

big signs that Mark trust me was an idiot was when he kicked on second down in overtime against the Vikings and everyone's like what the fuck are you doing because if you don't kick you could fumble on second down you can take a stack leave your house you can hit by a bus yeah exactly you run the football you could from which hadn't happened guess what calm yourself calm yourself calm yourself do you know what had happened earlier in the game no Eddie Pinheiro missed a field goal yeah I don't know what hadn't happened earlier in the game what a fumble by the offense by by a running back yeah okay yeah so one thing had already happened and one thing hadn't and you said well the other thing could happen

I guess statistically speaking you're right it could because it was statistically do I'm just so sick of like his answers all the plays that go nowhere this team had expectations all over he's over it's over like I'm done it's it's just it's almost freeing in a weird way to not have expectations anymore yeah it's nice it's over it's over yeah it's actually very very freeing the fact that the our words got their asses kicked on Thursday and didn't even have to play today felt great it's such a waste of really good such a good defense too that's the killer that's the thing that just kills my soul and just be like you had a defense that could take you places and it's just all for not now and Robinson shout out

on Robinson that guy deserves better do you think that Matt Nagy tires out his wide receivers in his running backs by making him do too much motion before the plays all the time man what a shit I think he probably does we pft here's the meanest thing you can say the bears out charger the chargers yeah they did they found they found a weird how's the chargers lost the to the chargers they that's a loss that Phil Rivers takes mm-hmm and they they somehow found a way to do it I think you just I think Matt Nagy is he either needs to be hypnotized to fix his entire brain or he just needs to go right off quietly in the sunset I don't know I think that as far as brains go his is not one that's meant to go to the

NFL it's not healthy to hold in this anger either I feel a little bit better now that I was able to say it all but it's still like I don't feel healthy do you think Sundays are just miserable so so before the ending of that game I was thinking that there's a chance that Nagy would try to go out if they'd won this game Nagy would try to go out and get Matt Moore because they have that connection right together in Kansas City he's been like his career backup basically I thought that was a possibility has he they yeah for like a couple years retired though yeah for might have been yeah so I was thinking that he might make a move like that now I don't I don't even think that would help anything I don't

think that the problem is Mitch anymore well here's the thing the bears have no picks they have two I think they have two second rounders then they don't have like a fifth and a sixth like it's it's so when you when you go all in like who they get they're going to get even less picks even less you know guys that can be there and be good I it's just a shit show and I'm frustrated I'm sad more than anything I'm sad I'm sad is it sad for you to give up hope no yes no it's sad because I thought the bears were going to be good this year and I thought last year was a building block to a new year and now it's like oh that could have just been the best bear season that you'll have in like a decade which seems

more likely than the alternative that this team will figure it out and suddenly get better and figure out a way to win with like how it's constructed right now yeah prove me wrong okay if you want to watch that anger barcelgold.com slash PMT barcelgold.com slash PMT check it out okay let's move on to Giants Alliance another shitty coach Pat Schirmer yeah you stink big time you are you are bad not good not good this is listen the Detroit Lions there I'll call them a Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde team too okay I think I think that the Detroit Lions might make the playoffs PFT I have something more for you than that Matt Stafford is going to start getting some MVP buzz have you looked at Matt Stafford's year he has been phenomenal

16 touchdowns foreign receptions he is passing the ball deep and not making like the classic Matt Stafford mistakes I think he needs to at least he's not going to win it because Detroit's probably not going to be good enough for him to win it because it's one of those awards that you have to be on a really good team yeah but he deserves to be in the shortlist if we're doing shortlist like five he should be on the five and he actually passed Joe Montana's all-time Joe Montana's passing yards for a career that's awesome that just shows how crazy the NFL has become I mean he makes some throwers that make you shake your head and you're like holy shit I can't believe that he just did that he's been awesome and then he makes some throws that are

like this belongs beneath the XF this is like AAF but he's been doing less of those this year than pretty much any other year and I the Lions I don't know I mean it was good it was good for the Lions that they came out and won this game because this was kind of a test for them after losing to the Packers getting stolen from the Packers and losing the Vikings so they passed the test that they still have life and we talked about the whole like trading a team captain on Friday um but yeah I the Lions are they are definitely one of those teams that they're there's going to be one of those teams that comes from nowhere and they could be that come from nowhere I'd like to take it back when I said I think they might make the playoffs it's

tough I want to rephrase that this is very important I think that they would be a team you wouldn't want to play in the playoffs but they won't make it I think that they could beat a playoff team yes I don't think that they will based on that that one weird tie that they've got because of Matt Patricia's Andy Reed as clock manager in week one correct but I think that they'll they'll probably finish maybe nine wins eight wins maybe yeah so there'll be a team that would be peaking at the right time and if the season if Roger Goodell had his way and it was an 18 game season the Detroit Lions would make the playoffs I mean I'm looking at their schedule right now as long as the refs don't beat them again I see if you count them beating the Bears twice

which I will because I'm that down on the Bears now even though they'll probably split that I see at least six more wins on their schedule so they'd be like in that nine yeah nine six and one nine six and one exactly so they would be the team that would be peaking at the right moment and they do have a I'm going to also retroactively count that Monday night game over my Packers as a win as a win that was a win for Detroit okay so so the Lions yeah I seriously think Matt Stafford has been playing out of his mind and needs some credit for that and his face is looking thinner too have you noticed that he is he is he looks definitely thinner and Pat Schermer stinks he does stink because you know what's you know what the worst thing that happened to Pat Schermer

is he had to go to Daniel Jones and then everyone got healthy and it's like wait so the old giants actually do have weapons now like they have Ingram and Golden Tate and Saquon Barkley who Saquon Barkley is going to go down scares me he's going to go down in the Hall of Fame of awesome highlights for shitty teams yes which is Barry's Barry Sanders yeah like he had a highlight today where he just manned up a defender like full on manned him up and it was maybe an eight yard run and then they probably didn't score I don't think he wears pads underneath his pants I think that's just his quads that pop through yeah there's no like quadricep pad that he's rocking at any given time I think he would be one guy that if I tried to tackle I would probably break at

least three bones just easily just in any attempt at tackling him that I would make would result in some combination of three compound fractures on my body I think I wouldn't even try to tackle him I think I would just be like sir I'll just break a bone instead how much money would you pay to not have to tackle a Saquon Barkley one-on-one three broken bones no but money yeah that's a lot of money yeah I don't I'm out of pocket right now I got it in the mail the other day that my health insurance lapsed yeah I didn't think I your father I know I forgot to fill out one of the forms uh okay well so your deductible is infinity then yep so I so that's a lot of money that I pay because I yeah you'd have to pay a lot for three broken bones I think my uh my out of pocket max

is about five grand or ten grand okay so I'd hit that so five to ten grand is what I would pay to not have to tackle damn what about you Hank I don't know what you guys talking about okay you're not listening that's fine no I don't know what my other brother is no I'm saying like I'm talking about I'm not like I don't know what a deductible I'm pretty sure I have health insurance I just don't know what you guys I'll put it this way reference to what you guys are saying I'm not sure where I stand by the way if AOC was president you would just line up right there and be like fucking it's free yeah no he's a junior it's free to tackle yeah by the way shout out Hank definitely not high on Friday's episode uh just forgot to do Larry's picks in that but definitely not high I have them

right here though okay good yeah yeah they were ready honestly they were ready and then like it was like halfway through it was basically it was like three and three quarters of the way through the first ad and I hadn't said anything I didn't want to interrupt and then I was like oh yeah I didn't want I was already backed up you got your own head you got everyone listening to me right now I got paranoid you guys want to hear something funny so I held on to this secret as a prank uh I wasn't going to tell you on Friday there wasn't any weed in those brownies is that true yeah there's no weed in them then Hank Hank just tricked his own brain into thinking that he was high I told no I told you I wasn't but you guys were being who does that I was like dude you that's a big problem

that I would that would be a big that would that would be bad yeah that would be bad that's like a move that a cop does yeah he would have been a narc this entire time deep undercover that would have been the worst question of all time you were high yes yes okay uh for a second there though when Hank thought that he wasn't actually high yeah that was a cool face that you when Hank didn't think he was high and I thought you were a cop yeah that the podcast almost ended yeah um Bucks Titans Jamis Jamis Jamis I fucking love you Jamis this was a very very funny game from Jamis Winston two picks the interceptions were laugh out loud funny both of them three fumbles two lost and then it looked like his body just exploded a few times during the game

someone we were watching the game at the office and there's usually a big crowd and we have direct tv so we get to watch every game it's a pretty good like feel it's a fun time to watch the game with a bunch of people and someone said that like uh they remarked that it had to be roughing the passer because of the way Jamis fell and we're like no no no that's just how he falls like he doesn't he has no control of his body he just flails everywhere all the time oh I think they said it was a flop and I was like no no that's not a flop yeah that's just what he does I think Jamis when when he realizes that he's surely going to be tackled that there's no way out for him his body just unplugged yeah like it's just like taking an appliance and pulling the plug out of

the wall he just goes completely limp and whatever uh way that his body's momentum is carrying him at that time it'll continue to do that right but he won't do anything else and he'll just like fall on the ground with his arms played out and it's laugh out loud funny he's like a toddler uh like going to time out and going like dead weight so you have to drag him yeah he was like okay then what is going on here yeah guy get up when he's throw the football when he runs out of bounds he leaves the field of play like Kramer enters Seinfeld's apartment yes he's just all over the place um here is the benefits to playing Jamis Winston you ready for this mm-hmm Ryan Tannehill you know where he is at all times so he's not robbing you yes that too that too

although yeah yeah he can't call an uber while he's playing true uh Ryan Tannehill first half two touchdowns tell me his yards and completions Ryan Tannehill had 75 yards 37 yards nice the first time it's happened since 2000 that a player had two touchdowns and a half with under 50 yards he was three for seven and PFT the when I looked back at it he actually had a 26 yard pass completion that wasn't part of the touchdown drives he had touchdown drives this is this is playing Jamis Winston Ryan Tannehill his two touchdown drives in the first half mm-hmm uh tell me how long the drives were well I know that there was one fumble because there the headline on ESPN.com earlier today said Winston fumbles snap after ball bounces off helmet so I know that that was probably like

a 15 yard drive so I'm gonna say a total of 37 yards too wrong how about less than or less than half of that he had a 10 yard touchdown drive yep which actually included also a five-yard penalty from the box so it's actually a five-yard touchdown drive and a six-yard touchdown drive I mean that's smart that's playing Jamis Winston talk about good uh you know starting position Ryan Tannehill at the start of the game had two touchdowns for like 11 total yards he was like one for four for or two for two for four for two touchdowns that's amazing so the trick to maximizing Ryan Tannehill his efficiency at quarterback is to just not have him play quarterback like right right it's also just very funny because you look at it and you're like oh Ryan Tannehill had a few touchdowns

nice little day and then you realize that he basically started at the 10 and the 6 credit to Titans D though they're good and uh they we did have we should at least mention that the refs blowing the whistle early fucked a team again it did on that on that uh the fake fuel goal from the Titans they had the holder they pulled out they pulled the Nick Saban yeah the holder ran with the ball got clothesline got lit up smoked and very clearly fumbled the ball the buccaneers ran it back and no no it was blown dead so that sucks that sucks that blew that whistle yeah it's so stupid but it's it it still doesn't make up for the fact that the Bucks ran that play in the first half where they had their wide receiver tackle they're running back yes true that wasn't good did he get

credit for a tackle on that I don't know because they did blow the play dead after he got lit up he got jacked up he got jacked by his own man uh there's got to be no better feeling if you're like a big fat lineman to have the whistle get blown and knowing you don't have to run after someone for like 80 yards and put it on tape that's got to be the best feeling in the world yes like up don't have to do that I thought I heard a whistle coach sorry I couldn't do it how about Mike Evans Mike Evans is just I'm just gonna say he's not it's not fair to be Mike Evans if you're Mike Evans you have to feel guilty knowing that you're so good because you are bigger than everybody you're stronger than everybody you've got better hands than everybody it's almost

not fair we should do like an all all shit team all shit team it's basically it's Julio Jones Saquon Barkley Saquon Barkley Mike Evans Mike Evans Allen Robinson AJ Green there's like all these guys that are just unbelievable talents a lifetime achievement award to Larry Fitzgerald stuck on just shit ass teams that sucks yeah it's got to suck to be that good and be on that bad of a team for some reason though Larry Fitzgerald seems like he's okay with it yeah of course because I think he's going to run for Senate Arizona he's just squatting on yeah I'm squatting on that take future future politician Larry Fitzgerald um yeah no it's got to suck but although Mike Evans in a weird way like James is kind of a nice quarterback to have because he'll

just throw a million jump balls to you that's so it's it's better to have Mike Evans or sorry it's better to have James Winston than a Annie Dalton or Mitch Robinson okay how about this did Mike Evans ruin James Winston by being so good at catching 50-50 balls that James that's the only pass that he learned how to throw good question it's a fair question okay so Titans are back in it I don't really know what to make of them again their defense can keep them in every game and they do the you know we'll try to run the ball a bunch of times and Ryan Tannehill will he take a step forward look at his the next it's time for the next step he won a game he threw three touchdowns no intercept lighting it up today yes um he must have been driving right down the field uh Vrabel

had a big time body language game today every time the camera cut over to him he was lined up almost in a three point stance he had his hands kind of hovering over his knees crouched over an athletic position so he wasn't putting his body weight on his knees I love it but he was like like a linebacker he was just ready to go the entire time yes and I've noticed Mike Vrabel you do a very good job of cutting off the sleeves on your shirts on his sweatshirts I know you played for Belichick I know you have a lot of respect for him but he's evolved the cutoff sweatshirt he cuts his off at the perfect angle that nobody else does where it makes his arms look huger because he cuts him off like right before the shoulder muscles start yeah so it's a little tip it's a little trick that he uses nice

checked up that is huge job coach um he should just show up with one of those muscle shirts where it's like you can see the guy's nipples oh like an almost a mesh shirt yeah on the sideline no no the ones where they cut it you know like the real weight lifters they cut it so deep around their arms the deep sides on them yeah that goes down it goes down where you can see the boxers on the sidelines and then they're not wearing a shirt yeah you're not wearing a shirt either that or just one of those shirts where it's just a cartoon of a strong guy's body that would be funny that would be a classic gag a dick towel um okay Broncos Colts pft mm-hmm Joe Flacco showed emotion after the game I've never seen Joe this this was the equivalent of Joe like on a the sliding

scale of Joe Flacco emotions this is like a normal quarterback after a game murdering his own coach correct like stabbing his own coach in the jugular with an all-point pen because he was saying some stuff about Matt about um uh Vic Fangio that was just I mean for normal people it's really not that bad he was like I'd like to be more aggressive at the end of a game we're not a good team I'd like to win games well but that for Joe Flacco is a lot that's saying something and guess what he was right yes that's the that when Joe Flacco decides to I think he's back actually I don't know about that seeing this emotion out of Joe looked like he was young he's still Joe Flacco has such a knack for like you know how um Rodgers

and Brady and Mahomes will and Russell Wilson will feel the rush and like step out of it or step sidestep it Joe Flacco feels the rush and walks into it mm-hmm no one takes more sacks that are not like there but he makes them there then Joe Flacco James James James James backs up he runs around a little he makes you work for it James will twerk into a sack yeah Joe Flacco will run directly face first he'll he'll just do a perfect like QB camp step into a sack every single time so yeah Joe Flacco was pissed he uh and and he rightfully so the the Broncos at the end of the game they had the ball on the Colts 43 yard line third and five and they ran the ball to burn the Colts last time out instead of maybe trying to pick up that first down you get that first down

you win the game yep and Joe Flacco is like why are we not being aggressive we're a bad team trying to win on the road and he's absolutely right mm-hmm there's no the only reason that Vic Fangio wouldn't go for it there is because Joe Flacco's his quarterback right but couldn't Joe call an audible yeah but still actually only that's the only probably get that I think Joe still respects the chain of command where he is not allowed to call audibles he's not allowed to call whatever play that he was in that system John Elway has to make it well it would have been nice for Joe to throw that in there though be like what why are we calling this this is absolute bullshit we're a bad team we should take risks but at the same time I understand why he's nervous because

I am the corner because I do suck and I fumble and that's a good point but you know what I'm saying when he was talking to the media after the game he looked 10 years younger oh yeah because he was shown that emotion it was like a poppy like an old dog that that now doesn't really leave the couch much going for like a nice little round around the living room just a little romp and I liked I liked what Flacco had to say and you're right he was correct but also the Colts defense is very very good yeah and Adam Vinitieri shout out to Adam Vinitieri for roping the whole world because not only he this was a microcosm for his year so he started the year three for eight for extra points of field goals we thought he was going to retire since he's been 19 for 21 this game he missed an

extra point to put the Colts down by one so then he can be the hero and hit the 51 yard field goal and have everyone be like the goat so that was smart you basically said that's the old Brett Farve suck in the first half and so you can have a comeback and everyone can be like wow you're amazing Andrew Luck did that too yes and Indy um I've been I've been watching Jim Ursay this season I've been paying close attention to him he hasn't really been talking that much he doesn't really have as far as I can tell any day-to-day duties that he's been doing oh wait at the trivia well and also tell you that's what I'm saying yeah I think that I think his handlers Jim Ursay's handlers have told him Jim we have the most important job in the world for you that we need

you to focus entirely on this year and that is tweeting out whether or not the roof will be open for the game yes on Thursday I need you I need you to focus on this and only this and it's a brilliant way of keeping him out of trouble yeah and the trivia and the trivia and the trivia Abbey where Abbey where he he killed Marvin or no he killed Reggie Wayne a few weeks ago oh really well he you can't kill Marvin Hersey Reggie Wayne was maybe Marvin killed Reggie yeah Reggie Wayne was an answer and he was trending and everyone was like that's by the way I'm done with that that's the free I've done it where I've seen someone trending and I've been like oh my god what happened to that person people trend for no reason now so we need its own alert where it's like this is a death trend

there should be a Twitter just for death it should be a different color it should be like there should be a box that says this person died every other trend no death this trend death it should be like oh oh it's only night mode on that tweet yeah now is your death yeah and like a skull skull emojis well that would bleach a report would basically be the death Twitter account but something needs to be done die it again three times in this game James Harden killed five people tonight yeah uh there needs to be something I've got to set it up so that I don't think the trending people are the people who are dead there's a little gift next to it and it's the undertaker gift but it's in reverse so it's him up and then boom laying down into the grave and make a little funny

about it yeah yeah have a little light-hearted you know sense of humor about the death yeah I like that seriously it's problem solve it's bullshit this keeps happening so Reggie Wayne still alive still Danny DeVito was trending the other day and I was like and everyone's like is he dead it's bullshit that you keep getting tricked by Twitter is that what you're saying no it's bullshit that yeah it's bullshit when names trend not for death got it so you want more like how am I supposed to know that Paul Rudd's got a new show I thought Paul Rudd died let's see I just assume when a guy trends new segment either canceled or dead new segment let's see who's dead right now okay let's see the following people died today according to Twitter Aaron Rodgers dead oh that's unfortunate

Aaron Rodgers died for paying off the refs again Matt Moore dead Andy Reed dead John Morant dead no see the sports things I understand like I would never obviously think that but when it's like a random actor that doesn't have anything coming out that you know of they trend you would obviously if Danny DeVito starts trending on a Saturday afternoon do you not think he died okay all right I like me that's the point of trends you're like oh what is this about you click you make one click and then you can find out I did Hank but I also assumed he died but then there's anyone there's also 20 people that are at the top of that trend saying is this dead yeah oh I thought he died so and they get free retweets and that's bullshit in its own right all right uh reverse undertaker gift before we get to

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their schedule they have beaten good teams lost to bad teams and struggled with even worse teams so they are an enigma I think I think Colts are in the playoffs yeah no no I do too but they've lost the chargers and the Raiders they beat the Chiefs in Texans and they struggle with the Broncos in the Titans you can't really make I think at this point with the with the with the Colts just take them against good teams they're like a total we play to our competition type of team we'll find out a lot because they do play the Dolphins yeah they're gonna take the Dolphins are they gonna the Dolphins are gonna cover the spread cover they're not gonna waste the Colts correct correct Dolphins um okay next up Bengals Rams out in uh Wembley which again the grass looked

wonderful grass looked wonderful the stat I have for everyone it's an unbelievable stat since 1950 Andy Dalton is the only quarterback to record both an 0-8 and an 8-0 record that is so Andy that's beautiful Andy that is so that's so nice I am actually shocked that he was able to accomplish either one of those things yeah it's incredible it really is incredible that's so perfectly Andy Dalton that he if you put everything right around him he will be 8-0 and if you put nothing around him he is the worst just take everything away from I'm I'm shocked at how bad the Bengals are this year I'm really shocked I knew that they would be bad I have a question for you and you too Hank um would you coach the Bengals for $500,000 a year yeah yeah you would become the

head coach the Bengals yeah I don't think that I would I think I think it would suck that's crazy I think it would suck ass to coach the Bengals don't you still get pay when you get fired right yeah and also you if you no not guaranteed I'm making your contract if you coach if you coach the Bengals once then you'll get hired somewhere else like the next day I'm talking in a vacuum yeah you would call then I'll then get hired to be like a quality control assistant for someone or I'll go be Nick Saban's intern for $200,000 if I don't get paid if I get fired I'm out yeah you don't get paid if you get fired out I think it would well you're not gonna get fired because it's Cincinnati they don't fire Marvin Lewis puts there for what 13 years uh it'd be

pretty sick to be able to be like yeah it was a head coach the NFL yeah you get a lot of good swag and the Bengals do have nice like swag this you know the stripes on there this is a terrible high no because remember we were talking a while ago like would you own the Arizona coyote or was it the Arizona coyotes yes I don't know would you own the Phoenix coyotes yes because you said that you wouldn't I'm pretty sure I said you said that it would be paying the ass to own a shitty hockey team and then you have to do well maybe hockey yeah but a football team any football team I would take you would yeah maybe hockey I wouldn't like if you asked me if I would coach a hockey team though yeah you would you would coach the Cincinnati Bengals I don't

think that I would yes I think it would just suck the NFL dude I NFL I think I'd like watching football more than I like coaching football no I would definitely coach them because you you could get to do all the coach shit like you get to just you know do press conferences and cut off your sleeves and dip on the sidelines and fuck up the clock and have everyone roast you for it that would be okay one-ass coach shit you're making you're making something you get to do that you get to do that like a Thursday show at a supermarket uh you know a radio show the big yeah get paid like $20,000 to do a 20 minute radio show all the skyline chili you could ever there you go there's so many perks to be a coach you get to uh you get to have a big house

and you get to basically you know yeah you get to be blamed though at the end of games that's fine I don't care I would love that if I get to be me and I just do it and then I'm like come back here and sit down and like hey guys what's up I was a coach for a year I would be so sick but you also might get driven insane by your own players that would be fine too I would love it I would love to coach any NFL for a year fuck yes you will take it yes um all right so this game this was the most prime example of the need for gamblers red zone because Scott Hanson had I mean he screwed this up so so bad they just didn't show the end of the game when the Bengals were driving to cover the spread and then there was a touchdown and then it was taken off and they had to replay it and they

didn't get it insane they fix it they updated the score for a second yeah they took it off but they didn't show the actual correct or what happened yeah how do they not do that in red zone how do they not show games that are close to the spread at the end of the game like we know that the Bengals are gonna lose the Rams everyone knows that will they cover the 12 points that is in question fix it it was important to some Scott uh the other thing I wrote down was uh Cooper cup was you know when you like play Madden and you have that one play that you just like you it's the only play you know you just keep running it they just kept on running that in the middle of the field it was literally the same play in the middle the Bengals just didn't

cover he just didn't yeah and then he he would catch the ball and then get like 15 yards yak right it was great it's in the best part about when you do that in Madden that's because Jared Jared got the good job of getting the ball to him yes playmakers the best part about doing that in Madden is when you know the one play that works every time and you're like but I want to I want to learn some new plays so you go first and second down and you just suck and they're like all right back to the play that works every time I tried something yeah right and then just like okay that was 50 yards yeah and then the next drive well let me try a screen pass oh that didn't work all right back to play I already know do you think the Bengals are intentionally tanking

yes now yes no they've decided to turn into the skid after going after starting the season 0 and 5 they're like you know what we're doing this on purpose actually but the thing is this weird thing where they're like actually aren't terrible sometimes and they actually like they ran the ball well today and they'll do weird things in AJ green cities coming back I don't find that he said it though yeah himself they'll get a winner too they're not going to go on 16 no I agree with you on that one um do they play the dolphins I don't know that disappointment television if they do that would be awesome uh better hat trick this weekend over in England Christian Pulisic yes or number one Blake Bortle is not getting caught with his bald head on the

sidelines mmm Pulisic Pulisic Pulisic he's 19 yeah he has he's America's hope for soccer he's so good we didn't make the world cup with him that's exactly how good he's too good for the world cup right that's how good u.s. soccer is now and we lost to Canada uh I'll say Pulisic because now soccer is back it is back yeah oh my god how many fucking I'm not gonna do it we're gonna win a shitload of world cups with Pulisic how sad is that that a guy scoring three goals in in England is the biggest moment in u.s. soccer oh by far make u.s. soccer I I will take over u.s. soccer you will you would be you would be the coach of u.s. soccer everything pft I would I would like to manage coyotes not not like u.s. soccer with biz and he would yeah I would manage

I would manage the apparatus of u.s. soccer I don't I wouldn't want to be on the sidelines I would by the way for the hockey thing I would own like a real team yeah coyotes fans are gonna be mad that's yeah clue sorry clue Cortez okay um yeah so gamblers red zone Cooper cup and I would manage u.s. soccer as long as I can do it from up in the stand like in the uh booth yeah so I've got my dip cup next to me and I'm just looking down through binoculars that aren't actually on I also think that if you manage u.s. soccer like you automatically get to drive an Audi yeah that's part of the deal right you get to drive an Audi you get to call everybody lads you get like sweet jackets a lot

of vests yeah vest jackets I would like that all the polo shirts you could ever want mm-hmm yeah you I think you would like it's kind of a cool look you just go around yeah you have like a bmw sponsorship and Audi like I would carry a gun too I would carry that's not that doesn't I would carry nine millimeter with me no I think it'd just be a good luck it would intimidate the rest of the world when they saw me at training um okay nine millimeter on my on my waist uh by the way the Rams are back because they played the Falcons in the Bengals yep just remember that they're back because they played the Falcons in the Bengals uh next up Cardinal Saints I love Halloween weekend for Saints game because you have no idea who is dressing for Halloween and who is just dressing

for what they dress for every single Saints game yeah you got the Saints Pope you got the guy with a big fist he's just a big fist guy did you see the fake Drew Brees the fake Drew Brees was pretty good rocking shoulder pads and the birthmark which was I couldn't tell if that was like offensive is that part black I don't know I don't know no it was red red he did that scarface yes yeah who's the bad guy who's you never see a bad guy like me uh yeah the Saints turns out are really good no matter who's playing quarterback for him and Drew Brees should not have been playing today I wouldn't end this game being like they're fucking insane they've got a bi-week coming up his hands not healed yet Drew Brees rushed himself back into this one he could have re-injured it

but I guess I guess he knew what he was doing a little bit yeah I if I was Sean Payne I definitely would not have played him this week yeah I probably I mean this is a Cardinals though so and the Cardinals were it was nice three three game win streak against really bad teams which is good because you I mean when you have a new coach in a new quarterback you want to beat the bad teams to show the progress but when you take a step up in class Saints defense is very very good and their run defense is very very good I looked it up 50 the last three games they've given up 90 yards total rushing from their from the other teams leading rusher and the last two games against the Bears and the Cardinals they both teams literally just decided uh fuck it we're not going to run

they ran 10 times for 18 yards combined they're biggest they're they're leading rusher because you just can't run on the on the Saints defense right now and um the other the other thing that was interesting is Kyler Murray now has more losses in the NFL than he does in high school and college combined you learn more from losses the loser wins he's a big loser he was a winner he's a loser now you can't win with him uh what does Josh Rosen do with this team if he's still the quarterback I think I don't think they have a single win no probably not and it's like Chase Edmonds went out uh with an injury which basically left Kyler Murray to like fend for himself the most important question is how does how does Matthew Barry feel about this game is he still

upset is he suing his twitter is Matthew Barry suing the Arizona Cardinals he should is he suing the NFL at large uh Cliff Kingsbury I think went I think he's heard us be mad about him not being too conservative even though he's the offensive guy um he well it's mostly that I I'm mad when an attractive coach plays like he doesn't have a young guy your skinny guys should not be that conservative he was he went for like fourth and one on the 30 on on his own 35 down 10 6 and that was kind of the game that was it that was like in the third quarter so it was actually a four point game in the third quarter I think so credit to the Cardinals for hanging tough I guess I don't think that it was so New Orleans scored 10 in the maybe at the very very start of the very start

it was very start of the third quarter that's that counts okay that counts as the third quarter that does count that does count Matthew Barry tried to get cute and did the little uh raccoon holding a picket sign thing and said you should actually start Chase Edmonds in fantasy today didn't really work out for him oh boy yeah night yeah so he's 0 for 2 he's 0 for 2 in his uh chase Edmonds just owns his life yeah starts it or what is it love hate love them hate them love them hate them chase Edmonds that's another thing you can't trust a chase that's true Matt Barry you should you should have listened you should have listened to our podcast Matthew uh no wait it was uh it was it was it was it was 10 it was 10 6 for a long time

in the third quarter yeah they got it all the way to like 7 36 okay then they shout out them good job good job Cardinals that's fucking that's two and a half quarters how about Michael Thomas Michael Thomas very good is very very very good very good he's a problem yeah very good and yeah I mean take Drew Brees did the always graceful thing by saying Teddy Bridgewater was fantastic in his relief and then thanked his sons and not his daughter and that was it and accepted an 8x10 piece of paper saying you beat the Cardinals yeah good job beat the Cardinals week eight uh um all right Jets Jaguars this is why you can't be on mic'd up saying you see ghosts because the Jaguars had their what's their name of their Jackson Deville Deville ziplined into the stadium

dressed as a ghost yeah great great moved by the mascot they also had like a ghostbusters montage this is gonna just follow him around it's gonna you might say it's gonna haunt it will haunt him it's uh yeah it was bad when Jackson Deville is clowning you and the fact that he's he put on his ghost outfit underneath his glasses his sunglasses which he put on top of his ghost outfit and then was probably segwaying around the stadium because he's got a segue yep uh it was it was a tough look for Sam Donald what is it how can he beat this whole ghost thing what can he do he has to win a bunch of games he has to go he has to go on that John Edward show I didn't talk to a ghost he also had the I don't I never understood this why if you have a young

quarterback and the scripted plays work just run the script back he was like eight for eight he started the game he was on fire all scripted plays and then they stopped running the script just keep run the script back and then if they figure it out run it in reverse back yes do that or make the script 40 plays also somehow Leonard for net has figured out how to play running back yeah this is a very concerning development that I've come to I've come to the realization last like four weeks he's good now yes somehow good yes he is I've never I've never been more sure of anything in my life than the fact that Leonard for net was not a good running back as of five weeks ago and now I'm I'm doubting my entire worldview because of that yeah no he was

definitely like the joke let's joke about Leonard for net being such a high pick and now he's actually producing yes um Greg Williams by the way that guy shout out to him because he really only knows one way to coach and it's blitz and watching this game Gardner Minshew every single time they blitz he found someone yeah well he's got two strategies one is the zero blitz and the other is run the play where your safety is 30 yards off the line of scrimmage and your cornerbacks are giving a 12 yard cushion on your side but it's crazy because if you if you watch Gardner Minshew and Minshew Mania's for really had a really nice game I would say the way to beat Gardner Minshew is try to confuse him and you know drop guys into coverage instead

Greg Williams like let's blitz every single time and make it super easy for this guy who can actually move a little bit and make these type of plans I think what Greg Williams has realized that his offense on film looks like it's always or his defense excuse me on film always looks like it's doing something really intricate and interesting like he blitzes so much that's why he's been able to have a job for the last 15 years right oh that's the the mad scientist Greg Williams he's always dialing something up even though it turns out that what he dials up is just a big pile of shit yeah but it's still like he's making an effort he's the guy at the office who just does busy work all day yeah and he's just like always typing and has excel spreadsheets open and nothing's

on them oh his macros are off the charts damn is this guy wow and then and then you get to a point there's nothing better if you can get to the point where if you like get in really early to the office do a bunch of busy work where people start saying I know you're busy I don't want to bother you and then you become the don't bother me guy because you're so damn busy yeah that's Greg Williams Greg Williams is the best person in your office at PowerPoint yeah and he's really excellent at putting together slide presentations on how much money he's losing yes yes yes exactly it's like we're in the red for the sixth consecutive quarter you wouldn't believe this but watch this animation transitioning between slides pretty cool huh yeah this is awesome nobody seriously

shout out the guy I'm talking to you right now you're probably listening to this while you pretend to do work if you can get in that zone where people in your office respect you as the I don't want to bother you I know you're really busy guy hold on to that forever because you know that you're in you'll say no no I can do it like it's fine I'll make time for you you got to do that always so you can you can actually do it because if you start saying no I can't do this I'm too busy the gig is up because then they'll go to the boss and be like yeah I wanted him to do it but he can't do it and that's too busy and that's a time management issue that's on you at that point right if you're too busy to help other people correct be not busy help the people and then everyone says

man that guy Joe is so nice he always helps me even though he's so swamped he's not swamped he's listen to parting my take clicking through an excel spreadsheet laughing about Greg Williams having a downward slide six quarters in a row well Greg Williams is also he spends a lot of time declining head coaching job offers that weren't offered that weren't well no we don't know that he's just always checking no on boxes so you can't expect him to be totally prepared when he's done that all week do you think Greg Williams like he I would imagine when you you know how you go and do like a free article in the New York Times or like the Wall Street journals and they make you take a survey he counts that as a head coaching offer yeah I like did you enjoy your time like oh the the Niners

are interested like who he's on the official Niners team's website and it's like click here to click here to accept your 15% off the fall collection for Niners gear yeah no thank you just decline an offer from the Niners where he puts the email in and it says which type of emails would you like from the team and it's like team updates you know bi-monthly all these things he's like well these are all offers these must be likewise if you click no on do you want to meet up with horny singles in your area yes you basically had sex yes you just didn't want you didn't want to fulfill so many horny so many so always in my area too always ready to go my area is so horny hey big boy I've got a couple thoughts on Gardner Minshew yeah Gardner Minshew he makes me feel like I'm I've got a

lot of mosquito bites but I took ecstasy so the mosquito bites actually feel good oh and and and you're getting scratched maybe by someone else too yeah he makes me feel like I'm chipping a tooth on a nipple ring oh gross but it's good it's boobs yeah because boobs we'll get to the titties yeah we'll get to this but yeah Minshew mania now they're like he's doing just enough that it's going to be a real conversation when Nick falls comes back because that's coming back coming it's week 11 is the targeted date morone is not talking about it yet it's been very tight lipped can't which is tough to do with Nick falls just keep those lips tight yet I think that I'm still going to go with Minshew yeah you just if you're a head coach you're just hoping that like

it will be definitive one way or the other you're hoping that one of them suffers a freak not that serious injury over the next like week and a half like a baseball type you need Minshew to throw like five picks in a game or for him to throw five touchdowns in a game so you can say well we can't we have to do it this way or the other or you're just hoping for a call to come in from the Bears and making an offer that you can't refuse for Nick falls take or for Gardner Minshew mm-hmm uh okay Panthers 49ers whoo wagon shit kicking 49ers good Panthers bad I always get a little sad Panthers not all the way bad yet bad game against a really good team in aberration I get sad though when our backup quarterbacks who have a nice little run finally turned back

into a pumpkin because that happened with Kyle Allen everyone was talking about Kyle Allen hadn't thrown an interception could he be a guy people were saying like the Panthers are trade cam Newton which is absolutely insane and uh so Kyle Allen then shows up to the 49ers one of the best defenses in the league turns into a pumpkin three interceptions and now it's over like the balloon has been burst whatever Kyle Allen can do from this point on we'll always know that he's not a guy and he was for a minute we like suspended you know belief and we live in this fairy land where it's like Kyle Allen maybe a guy I think not a guy I think he still could be like half a dude not a guy I think I think he could be half a dude no as far as backup quarterbacks in the NFL go he's he's in

the upper tier that's fine quarterbacks but that's not what I'm talking about I'm talking about the fact that he was winning games no interceptions and people were actually saying could this be a guy like we're they were talking about Matt Flynn money you know like let's go someone should sign him and we'll we'll make him the guy not gonna happen maybe the first clue that he wasn't like the guy the dude's guy was that he was getting so many yards from Christian McCaffrey just by like getting him the ball just in space and it's it's really really fun to watch Christian McCaffrey run in the open field because he runs like he's got internal ways he always takes the most efficient route wherever he goes he's got like the little cop blinkers that come on be like oh you

don't want to go over here there's a linebacker coming this way it's amazing he like he does not waste a single step in the open feeling so fucking fast that it's almost like a cheat code if you get him the ball with maybe three or four yards and like a little halo around him yep he could be gone yes every single time absolutely but outside of one or two runs the 49ers defense was incredible Nick Bosa is incredible just to check I went back as we talked about this last week the 49ers pass defense and what they're doing to quarterbacks this is now four games four games and the pass the pass the quarterback for the opposing team combined four games last four games 413 yards combined that's insane matchup had 460 today that's insane this defense is on a roll and guess what

the offense Kyle Shanahan deserves so much credit for making running the football sexy like it is porn to watch the 49ers run the football they had uh Coleman had 100 yards rushing three touchdowns most hurt had one touchdown six yards and then Brada had most of the carries and only got 35 yards but they do the misdirections yeah they've got they've got three guys they can do it to you and they break runs like they are you know running deep passes like they will break a run a game where it feels like they're running some intricate deep pass where it's like a bomb but no it's actually just a run and the guy's breaking it because that's just how they run the ball and they do this thing with with pre snap motion where they set up like their full backs and their tight

ends to just blindside the shit out of somebody as a lead blocker yes which is not something that you see a lot and then I fell at least until Kyle started to do this so we're going to claim Kyle Shanahan we're claiming Sean McVeigh and Kyle as uh Washington DC coaches there you go by the way they're just succeeding in places that are outside of DC but they're still Redskins coaches so the 49ers are very much for real and we can segue this with we were talking about it there are two undefeated teams left the 49ers of the Patriots could you imagine the story lines if that were Super Bowl so you got you got Brady playing against his old favorite team growing up Schwann was there Schwann was at that game yep you've got Jimmy G Jimmy G against his old team you've got

Kyle Shanahan revenge in a Super Bowl against Bill Belichick you have um Greg Kittle versus the team that had the best tight end in the league yeah uh what a storyline but Greg Kittle against uh Rob Gronkowski because Gronk will be back oh yeah okay okay Greg Kittle versus Rob Gronkowski what else Richard Sherman revenge Richard Sherman revenge good call the picture um and the Seahawks when they lost that Super Bowl oh that's the picture Richard Sherman yeah when he's like also when he was yelling at Brady imagine what a story that's yeah yeah imagine what storyline that would be in the Super Bowl if there was a tight end that played for the Niners named Greg Kittle in addition to George Kittle yeah it was actually their tight end on the team

right well great we're gonna get his name changed which we totally know we're gonna no I'm saying that because we talked about yeah yeah Greg Kittle how George needs to become Greg Kittle yes right I forgot about that yeah the whole like he's not a George yeah I forgot about that he and Greg Olson should switch yeah absolutely well you just I forgot about it you were just saying Greg Kittle yes hand up okay yeah but it's close enough hand up yeah no I was I was saying yeah he's actually gonna send us some shirts that's a he sent and asked for a shirt size and he said could you could you send me your shirt size is your friend Greg Kittle okay good so he's in on it to he's he's down to change his name legally so that's good that is for the best yes George is

if you're not if you're not a 17 year old cat he was ready to go it's been a long week for PFT he's done like 16 live streams yep oh I got eight hours of sleep last night there you go about that there you go um back losing does wonders for the sleep it really does um okay let's so let's talk about the Browns Patriots stat that I can't believe the Patriots defense has four touchdowns and they've only let up three that's ridiculous but that's luck as you were saying earlier no that's not luck I was very mad when I mentioned no the idea of turnover luck being a thing in the NFL which I don't even know if goodness that's exactly what you're prefacing this not mad not mad you then you then said so I said I talked about turnover luck which happens for every team in the

entire NFL there there are like and I don't even know if the Patriots they probably don't even lead league in turnover luck like they probably don't because they probably make all their turnovers but I mentioned that turnover luck can play a part in defense is being really good and sometimes will regress the mean then you took the word luck and just decided I said that they were lucky which is not what turnover luck is listen I understand that you're just you're trying you're a little bit of denial that after this year the Patriots defense is going to be regarded as the best defense of all time that's not even 86 Bears defense is going to be forgotten about in 85 whatever that's what I'm saying they're already they're already forgotten about you already got the

year strong by Hank uh and so you're just trying to you're trying to you're trying to disprove that now you're just trying to get it out there by saying that they're lucky and I just led with the stat the stat is unreal the Patriots defense is unreal now now they have to who they played they have to play Lamar Jackson next week which I think will be a very good game because Hank if you want to nitpick the Patriots and I don't think it's not fun to sit here and be like the Patriots are fucking unbelievable which they are what do you mean it's not fun it they are they have given up some rushing guards and I would it's going to be an interesting game Nick Chubb Nick Chubb ran the ball on them he gashed him so they they had to leave your bell

ran the ball decently on them with the Jets the week before yeah so the Patriots forced a couple fumbles on Chubb which credit to them I don't think that those were like lucky no no that they they put their hand on the ball the Hank is raising his eyebrows like yeah of course they weren't handled like he doesn't know what by turnover no but by turnover no no no you would I agree with this the harder you were okay I'm like no I didn't say they're lucky I didn't say oh you're triggered you're so mad you're so mad but it's like anytime I just try and like I didn't say they're lucky they're not lucky they're very very talented they're the best team in the NFL I mentioned that you can't rely on like five turnovers a game that just doesn't happen

I think the harder you work the luckier you get in life that's a fact agreed so and they obviously are the best coach team yes they're the best coach they're detailed they have all the like minor minor details that add up into creating more luck for yourself but when a football hits the ground you don't know which way it's going to bounce that we can't have an honest conversation I agree because every time I try and bring up a point you say whoa if I just try and defend the Patriots you're like whoa whoa you're so triggered do your pod blah blah blah you did take the word turnover luck and you created it and and then immediately made it me saying that the Patriots are lucky which they're not they're good thank you I agree I do think I don't have to tell you

they're good for you to know they're good I also think Tom Brady plays pretty well for a guy that doesn't want to be there anymore it that's true yeah he's selling his house which by the way if I'm Tom Brady I'm selling my house every year because if you live in a house in the Boston area some asshole is going to buy it from you for more money just because you're Tom Brady and you live there it's John Boyd's car it's a great way to make money Hank would you not say it's going to be are you not at least interested in the next few weeks the Patriots playing teams that look like they have a pulse yes okay I'm always interested yeah that will be interesting I think they are a very good team I think watching them play Lamar Jackson or team that can run the football is going

to be interesting to watch it could also be like a chess checkers game where bell check lets them win that's what I was thinking that's what exactly what I was thinking you don't want to show too much you don't want to tip your hand in this meaningless game because if you're the Patriots you're going to win your division that's pretty clear right there are three games ahead of the next especially with the bills losing those two yeah so you're going to win your division you're probably going to coast to uh to a buy they're going to be in the AFC championship game yeah we'll most likely win the AFC championship game and they probably will play a Super Bowl that's like yeah the team in the Super Bowl will be good so just have your eyes open that will be it

have your eyes open for this game against the Ravens bell check is going to mess up a couple things on purpose on purpose and put a few things out there maybe have it maybe not collect turnovers it's like eight no eight no it's not good enough get some of that back and not not even talk about like the turnovers that have been historic be lucky no that's not true I'd have to even look at it I haven't even looked at them I'm sure it's not even that way I was just mentioning that if you if your game plan is to always have four turnovers at some point that's not going to happen I agree I'm just saying you guys twist my words to make it sound like I'm being defensive when I'm not well you didn't start we're very angry at first I didn't what do you mean Big Cat

says they're lucky me disputing or like talking back all of a sudden this becomes anger and rage that has never existed in my oh yeah there's a lot of eat another brownie Hank you need to calm down you're mad because you got suit roasted uh that's another story I thought oh yeah how about uh fire fuss on my Monday the browns thanks because if I'll say this if I'm if I'm Baker Mayfield I would have written a clause into all those contracts and the commercials that I did saying that if things go sideways this year I get to pull 50% of them off the air because they're on all the time and it sucks it sucks like it'll go from still paint manning yes paint manning used to be on commercials all the time it's like he's out of the playoffs what are you

doing yeah if you're on tv while your team is getting the shit kicked out of him it's uh it's not great it's it's a bad visual also the browns having um the first time ever three consecutive offensive snaps three turnovers which pfdi we looked at each other what had happened and we're like how is that not a brown stat already it seemed they they were destined to have this it seems I was shocked that this wasn't in the record books it is the most brown set of all time there was a it's never happened Hank two fumbles and an interception so he consecutive uh turnover wow wow that's a good snap that's pretty unlucky for the browns consecutive turnovers never happened that's absurd he is absurd did you see the interception that laurence guy had you just threw

it to him yeah oh my god that was a great defensive play though it was you can't call that luck you can't say you can't say the one when they're the worst when the browns offensive lineman kicked the ball out of his hands that was also a great defensive play oh man the that was such a brown stat but here we go ready i'm going to be nice the browns fans i found a path i found a path the afc is top heavy with the patriots pretty much just the patriots so the patrons are going to be in the afc championship game they're going to walk to the super bowl but there's going to be a little fight for those five and six wildcard seed and the browns sitting at two and five right now they have four guaranteed wins i'm just going to do this is obviously nothing's guaranteed

but i'm going to say it for browns fans sakes because i'm trying to give you life four guaranteed wins against the bangles the bangles the dolphins the cardinals so that's four wins and and maybe one against the stealers well no here we go so that so if you guarantee those four wins they just have to go three and two against the broncos the bills the stealers twice and the ravens who they've already beaten that would get you to nine and seven i think nine and seven might get you in in the afc i think i think it does that seems not impossible it's not when you break it down that way if you win your four games that you have to win and all you got to do is go three and two against the teams with a pulse so the broncos next week is a must

win if they beat the broncos the browns have a path here's my promise to you is that i will never actually look up a stat like this but it feels like they've had the hardest schedule they have they have had a very tough schedule i don't know if it's number one but they've had a very tough i think they've probably it feels like they've the eyeball test tells me it's been by far the hardest schedule for the browns they've had road games at the patriots at the 49ers at the ravens the rams the titans and the seahawks those are that's who they've played so far so that's a tough schedule i agree i think i think they can finish nine and seven i think they can it's not out of the question at all you're back you're back but freddy kitchens is an idiot is moron is a fucking

moron he seems like a nice guy he seems like a cool guy he doesn't know what he's doing he actually said that he i think there was a quote last week he said i still have some learning to do don't do that don't do that when you're a coach like when i'm the coach of the bengals i'm not saying i got learning to do i'm gonna say i know what i'm gonna do i got my way like this is like the matinee he's saying i'm not an idiot place don't put that thought in it when you say i have still have learning to do everyone be like what he so he doesn't he's not qualified for the job yeah pretty hilarious that odell Beckham gave tom brady those shoes the boots yeah the i think there were nike goat hair boots which is kind of going against two of tom brady sponsors which are

uggs and under armor so tom brady like got the got the boots and they say obj on the side of him that's awesome and so doesn't want boots of a guy's initials the embroidered boots yeah tom brady yeah i mean i wear jordan shoes sometimes no i know but yeah but like their obj doesn't have shoes does he i don't think so they well they say you know like their shoes that say air on the side or sup yeah these say obj and big letters on the side so it's like here you go tom here's here's your shoes for you that you'll always think of me when you put on so yeah those are in the trash right now yeah for sure if you're a dumpster diver go check out outside it was in foxborough right yeah go check out outside patriot place because i'm pretty sure you'll find odell

beckham's boots odell beckham man i don't know what to say i don't say about him is he regretting going to clean the brain and marshal mm dark cloud i don't know i don't know odell beckham's still really good i think no he's really good no no brady marshal was very very good just things just don't go well i haven't seen it go well i haven't seen him on a boat recently he might have turned the corner uh odell beckham went to the playoffs so he's already he's already passed that um okay before we get to our last game for any of you stuys out there who've been off the grid for the past few weeks we teamed up with our partners at new amsterdam vod could make our signature drink the pink whitney official after rounds of taste tests we came across this

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pull on extra medium shirts that were too small to fit over his body i feel bad for him that sucks um and uh dashan watson had an unbelievable touchdown he wasn't in the grasp he was not in the grasp got poked in the eye but here's the big story pft i want to put you i want to put you on to this one i love what john gruden is doing to darik car through his praise of other quarterbacks he said after the game that playing against dashan watson is like facing mj before the game he said if you don't like dashan watson you don't like anyone if you don't like dashan watson you're a miserable human being last week he said erin rodgers is one of the best of all time two weeks before that he didn't say anything about mr bisk no but you get what i'm saying yeah you wouldn't say anything

he compliments the quarterback across the field he's essentially saying my quarterbacks stinks so next week against the lions was he gonna say matt stafford mvp all a famer mvp conversation his face isn't that fat anymore yes it's great though he is literally just doing a tour of complimenting the other quarterback to be like just nag darik car at all times like hey fight for my love darik dude he's like facing mj you imagine if you're darik car and you read that you're like damn you want my acceptance that sucks yeah no i do feel bad for him and and grudin's had the scowl on his face it's turned up it's an amped up version of the grudin scowl that we all know and love yeah but the last couple weeks it's when he looks at darik car it's partially i want to hug you and partially

i want to kill you while i'm hugging you i hate the feelings you make me feel yeah and again going back to what we said about garderman shoe and nick foals i think john grudin wants darik car to go one way or the other yeah make it clear if i should love you or well if i should hate you i think he already knows you think he hates him yeah he hates the fact that he doesn't love him yet no he hates him he loves nick peterman he loves hunter ren fro he loves hunter ren fro had a huge art did you also see that uh john grudin so mean he traded i think it was a cornerback to the texans like five days ago and then absolutely roasted him on like a 70-yard touchdown it's fucking awesome it was perfect john grudin needs to start doing that every week just trade a guy i mean he has been

trading yeah he does yeah he should yeah he should try to beat cleal mac at some point oh damn yeah but yeah this is uh the texans are still for real hey are you okay there you okay you see if you've checked out since the turnover lock we're fine what okay oh okay okay real quick i want you i want you to tell me right now compared to other patria's teams in the past how does this one rank are you nervous about the offense at all no okay only thing i'm worried about is kicking just a kicking game but you don't have gaskowski anymore so i don't think mike newton has missed many kicks in miami has he that's true it's a fact check that is very true but that's the only thing i'm worried about is kicking just a kicking game so compared to do you think this team could

beat the 28 to 3 team they it'd be a good game it'd be a good match it'd be a tie yeah and everyone would go away a winner turnover luck would balance out would this defense beat the 2007 patria's offense that would be close that would be i don't know it's like the opposite of the chilladelfie eagles now all right hey i mean the best way i could explain it there was a year i want to say was maybe lovey smith's last year where the where the bears scored i think they had scored a touchdown on defense like six weeks in a row and it was like this isn't going to last and then it didn't last but obviously the pitchers are significantly better than that but when it didn't last you had to be like all right what now we got to score other ways that's what i'm talking

about bella check is bella check is hands on with his defense but you can always be like our defense will always go no matter what who has been had other coordinators he's like all right you know what i'm getting in with this fucking team every day day in day out i got you guys but this is not a it's not a flu but big guy and hanks defense if i grew up with the same amount of success in my sports team that hank has had growing up you'd have i'd have no reason to think that that would ever end yeah i guess i i can't explain it as a little baby it could happen it could continue for the rest of the season but there it could also be one game where it's like hey we didn't get three turnovers still one okay okay okay all right still one and not saying they're lucky

jesus i never you did say that you walked around saying that don't you walked around being like yeah dan thinks the pages are lucky you did did you not you did yes you did yeah you did all right seekie question promo code take ten dollars seekie hank are the pages lucky no not at all not at all question a little bit i mean everyone you everyone needs luck sometimes there you go all right seekie question promo code take you ten dollars off go to a game uh where is that game next week is it in baltimore is that sunday night that's gonna be a good game that's pretty sexy that is gonna be a good game um okay should we do a little uh who's back the week let's do it let's do it all right hank

why don't you start uh my who's back of the week is actually the person who this segment is named after tiger woods yes big l as i like to call him big l i like that nick they have a lot won the zozo the prestigious oh zozo championship today in japan how many times have they played the zozo uh so many too many to count i think it's the first i think they're inventing tournaments for tiger to win the inaugural zozo uh and he tied did he play against anybody yeah he actually did have a couple like justin thomas i think was in it rory was how did brooks do brooks uh actually is disavowed in china so he isn't on this tour okay also might be injured well he also dressed up as dick in a box for halloween which is a great great costume his knees hurt but the official brooks cap

galine is the next one i think there was one in korea the one in japan then one in china he has disavowed china well yeah it's not about sports at that point it's about human rights brooks if anything he's a leader he stands up uh against whatever socioeconomic factors might be the the fat of the day right for what is right nothing to do with his knee no no nothing to do is he's making a stand yep uh and he tied stamps need for most all-time tour victories at 82 wow so big time back big gear for a huge big L yeah big L is back i love that nickname did you just come up with that big L we guys start calling that all the time just big L what eldrick um all right any others who's back yeah that's it just one all right my who's back and weak is bob wiley yeah

that's right coach bob is back after recovering from his dislocated ankle uh and his broken right leg and left knee injuries that he suffered while standing on the sidelines for the browns um he is coaching high school football right now of course he is he is uh he's in chandler arizona where he's rehabbing and he's coaching hamilton high school right now um so he was he just showed up out of practice and then one of the coaches came over to him and was like uh hey hey coach bob what are you doing here he's like a hot guy yeah he's like i'm just watching i'm just watching football love it and the football coach said well you can have whatever job you want here love it invite him right onto the staff so now he is he is coaching on uh on the hamilton whatever's

perfect still in his launcher though hell yeah so he's not he's not going to be pacing the sidelines anytime so no um all right is it you another one no that's just it my who's back uh i have two the first is brian kelly not understanding how weather works so uh michigan big who's back big who's back michigan played Notre Dame uh in basically like a hurricane and he passed the ball uh 29 times which is exactly what brian kelly did in 2016 when he actually played in a real hurricane against nc state and they lost 10 3 and he passed the ball 26 times so he just doesn't understand how football and rain works just hand the ball instead of passing it jim harbaugh handed off 57 times there was a great moment in the booth in last night's game where they uh they did the thing

where they took a ball out and the announcers just poured water yeah a bottle of water all over the ball to demonstrate what it's like when a ball gets wet yes as i see now it's wet yeah that's what happens when you put water on a ball it's wet good point jim that balls wet out there it sure is um all right my other who's back is halloween in general halloween's back it's big this week i didn't know that they celebrated halloween the weekend before and after halloween i'm out of it halloween when you're in college you gotta take as many chances as you can what's the best age to celebrate halloween 18 to 22 yeah hanks right is it absolutely right hey you would say like halloween gets worse 11 it's halloween is such a funny because it basically goes like it's awesome when

you're a kid yeah then it sucks when you're like 14 to 18 then it's awesome in college i would say it's awesome for like the first three or four years out of college out of college is okay but then you run into bar halloween's and that's always that's tough yeah anytime you have to pull out your id and hand it to somebody as you're dressed up as a vampire is always kind of awkward house party halloween is definitely the best yes then it's then it's terrible again from like 27 to when you have kids and then it's probably awesome and then you have kids and then you can dress them up when they're really young right to suit whatever your tastes my son's a sea turtle he just lays there and just fucking looks like he's like dying and needs to be rolled over it's upside down sea turtle

yeah upside down sea turtle i should have said it's pretty funny i'm gonna throw a bunch of plastic i could go viral with that but i could go viral with that i saw a viral tweet that was like this girl was like my friend was dressed up as a turtle and someone came up to him and took their straw to their drink and said that was for my boys oh no yeah yeah that's what it was a turtle came up to a girl at the party that's pretty awesome you should put you should put his tiny little hands inside like a six pack of so many plastic rings i would go viral and be like look at what we're doing to our world can we protect ours or wildlife but yeah i wanted to put them i wanted to make them a lobster and put them in a pot that would be pretty nice yeah that would

also be funny but yeah halloween is a weird holiday but i love it that it's back and now i'm at the spot who would have thunk it i'm at the spot where you just gotta i just halloween for me is just looking at instagram i i do like how halloween has changed from being a one night holiday i guess it's if it's on a friday or saturday night halloween is a one night holiday if it's on a wednesday or thursday it's basically like hanukkah it's eight nights you get to pick and choose whichever one that you want to celebrate on because whenever your weekend happens to be around that date that's when it is also it's stray candy season that's what's really back where it's just everywhere you go if you go to a doctor if you go to a gym if you

go to an office there's just candy everywhere it's awesome um okay it's also easy to commit crimes during halloween time oh because you're always okay yeah a little pro tip where you go if you're thinking about doing i wouldn't even think of that if you're thinking about doing a crime out there you really been thinking about really gonna blend in you're thinking about doing that i've always thinking about doing crimes oh my god speaking halloween i just saw the picture of uh the cover picture oh of what this podcast is going to be on itunes tomorrow yeah it's pretty yeah tricks really did it yeah big cat and i are dressed up as i really did it did you bloody football fans the direction he was i get yeah i guess you're right no you're right you're right

i didn't think about it this way uh but yeah you're right my belly button is very deep a couple minor changes your legs look awesome my legs look great no changes will be made it's 145 in the morning i absolutely be zero changes i understand i just want to like put this out here like it's a very very good verbal changes verbal changes to imagine this imagine this uh my chest hair he's got it pointing up in an arrow my chest my chest here really care actually points down is in the arrow you have chest hair oh yeah oh i'm a furry boy hank you want to see it is the card well we don't know because your face hair is terrible oh yeah i know it's true also big cat's not as fat anymore as he is in that picture see hank it points down this way got it this way

mentally noted um yeah what where you don't like my bottom no no no i just that was something else i'm not doing that about something else i'm fixing my bottom okay let's do football guy the week before we do that pft do you have a couple ads for yeah i want to talk to you guys about our good friends over vineyard vines let's talk clothing we got a care package for our buddies at vineyard vines and i gotta say the stuff really rocks vineyard vines new on the go collection is the perfect balance of your favorite everyday gear but packed with all kinds of performance the on the go pant is the best damn pant that i've ever worn in my entire life it's wonderful it's wrinkle resistant so you don't have to worry about ironing it's uh it's stain

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when it comes to sports mike singletary definitely watched that and cried right away he's always crying yeah and the only times he's not crying is when he's sleeping yes entire texan m team doing the oklahoma drill as a pregame warm-up wasn't was not the oklahoma drill common misconception it was bull in the ring yeah bull in the ring out there bull in the ring um okay then we had also tcu's co oh not a football guy he's a co-o c sunny kumby utilizing the five second rule when the gum fell out of his mouth during a td celebration and then finally a rare basketball guy in football guy jim boilin chicago bull's head coach for installing an actual uh time clock where players can punch in and punch out i love that that's the best thing ever absolutely yes yes very literal

um okay let's do uh a little vote you can vote for those vote vote for those that part of my take vote for those that part of my take read the blog they'll have all the videos at hand it's a great blog let's talk a little baseball let's talk a little bit of baseball curses we love we love we love baseball on this show and big steamhead i'm happy to be in superstitions happy to be in the world big superstitious sport let's talk no let's talk about you guys are three home games in a row okay let's talk about winning not even being in them so about winning superstition is mostly not in this with baseball and that little things can just by far do you when you when players don't even uh touch the uh the lines when they wear the same clothes when they pop a bottle of champagne

before the play out before the series even done when they wear a world series shirt name one thing normally i would say violate superstition only that like if a fan did that it wouldn't matter because they're just a fan but i think if a fan takes it upon themselves to go full kit every single game oh that elevates them to a different level yeah they're basically a player listen to Hank all of a sudden believing in luck huh weird oh no this is how the how the tables have turned what about no there's what about doing a whole like thing where you you have the the platform and you and you practice bringing it out for the world series trophy you gotta be you know then you don't win a game after that you gotta be prepared for anything it's called maintaining all your

details it's you have to practice these sort of classic phrase maintaining all your you have to you have to be ready for all this stuff and and washington was doing right because they didn't want to tear up the field or create a safety hazard if they happen to win a world series at home without being prepped for the trophy presentation their fireworks that could go astray yeah when you're a game away that makes sense when you're one game away well they wouldn't be able to practice right oh wait no wait are you guys one game away we're two games away and well we're yeah yeah how'd you start the weekend big catch right two games away we are one game away because we got Strasburg pitching on tuesday night he's absolutely gonna let's go for the astros uh some old

balls guy named verlander oh yeah he used to be good and if have you guys have you guys hit at all yeah since you've been in games one and two three runs since since the champagne champagne i did not pop champagne i popped a world series beers champion and i was asked i was asked to buy major league baseball and i wanted to help grow the game so when they asked Rob Manford asked you no they asked yes basically essentially through his media conglomerate he said please pop this bottle of official world series beer champagne which i did and i'll remind you that i popped champagne after game three of the stanley cup in 2018 and that still worked out pretty well interesting we're fine Strasburg's pitching shers is going to be healthy for game seven

we're good yeah we got well here's the good news we're two and oh on the road here's the good news series doesn't start until the home team wins the game there it is bingo i knew you're gonna say that i told i said that before i was like how long will it take for 50 i've gone through all my spin zones in my head i wish i have one final one hit you please um you're just happy to be there i am very and it's probably fun like you that home run that you saw alex bregman ripping your heart out that was a that's great home run that's something that's a memory that live forever in your brain i've already forgotten about the last happy to be there three games the first two games were awesome and for you know what in that moment after game two when i was doing

things like popping champagne where i was asking brice harper where he wanted me to mail the world series ring two when i was at my most cocky uh in that moment in my own brain i was a world series champion we had already won so i i've had i've had a full day where i felt like i won the world series great and by i i mean a team that i root for every september and october but i felt in that moment like i had won the world series and that's really all you can ask for boom so what what a year this was what this was for the washington nationals 2019 world series champions for a day man pretty good it feels good i wish everyone could have that type of feeling so they definitely lose that season no stress books gonna throw 15 strikeouts minimum they're gonna lose

season i uh justin verlander is going to get embarrassed because he'll be reminded that he dates kate upton in a very mean rude chant he'll be like oh no my wife is insanely attractive never has a team won a world series in two games more than the gnats that's fine that's that i'll say that we in record time that was the best two game world series win of all time you know what sucks is the losses have all been boring too yeah you guys think it's just been three runs it's been cursed a slow burn you cursed them i did not curse anybody they've scored three runs there was some summer leave tonight what oh the titties oh yes titties were awesome we have an update by the way just a tit outside she was uh she was she was banned from all major league why what'd she do

she got a letter saying on october 27 2019 you attended world series game five at nationals park in washington dc during the game you violated the fan code of contact but conduct by exposing yourself during the seventh inning in order to promote a business what business uh tits tits in general the big just just actually feeling horny ass has had a big boom like people are like oh ask this ask that eat the ass tits or tits need their respect ass eating season was a big thing big breasts is making a comeback because think about it like we i mean breast cancer has been a big blow we've had people will be like oh like the asses are so awesome now we have we have fucking movie we have we have songs about asses no ass cancer yeah well there is an answer but it's

not gonna affect everyone as much breasts have taken a big hit no ass cancer month yeah that's true well it's doing crucial catch oh yeah all right catches all of them well okay but yeah no i agree boobs have had a tough it's been a tough road for boobs yeah the last five bashing boobs like dude they're pretty sick too it also started back in like the early 90s when sir mix a lot was saying like oh no one appreciates but now the pendulum has swung all the way to the other end where it's like no one talked everyone loves women with small breasts now what about our large breast yeah what about tits yeah and then we heard nice people as well and then we see these tits and it was like yeah it reminded me i forgot about tits now it's like back and better than ever

dude like not only not only one set of tits but two sets of tits we had four tits on national television where else are you gonna find four tits nowhere i'd looked on the internet i was looking all over the place for breasts ran to the internet to look at these and i was like where are the breasts because i don't know where else i can find them if no one put a screen grab up at this baseball game there is something about tits in the wild now does it say on the back of your ticket when you're going into a game no tits no tits yes it says tits with a circle with a line through actually this is actually this is just the patriarch at work because i have sat in many a game in the bleachers it rinsed my shirt off yeah i've dumped them out so that's not fair

i think that anyone well it's the fact that they were promoting their business yeah so if it was just for the love of tits they should be allowed to do that then if i'm reading the bylaws correctly so i'm gonna read the rest of this thing it says you also uh you were also part of a scheme in which you induced others to expose themselves to promote the business you're hereby banned from all major league baseball stadiums facilities indefinitely what i think that needs to be appealed she's got hot uh careful she's got hot fingernails okay yeah well no you know when they get the nails done it's like you got a little manicure going well she's like imagine her grabbing a nice orange okay like a hand model a plum uh huh a juicy plum banana no okay a plum a plum a peach

those tits like cucumber all right so so pft here's another spin zone everyone's talking about tits we saw tits tonight we literally only talked about tits not about the game it is a much it's a much easier loss to swallow when you get to see boobs while you're experiencing it right it goes down yeah it's like god balancing the universe out a little bit so no in conclusion i did not curse the washington national no one's saying that and if they are saying it they don't mean it because no one would ever say i mean that because it's a mean thing to say people are saying it all right uh last time let's do a monday reading before that lsu number one fuck yes let's go their rank number one i love it and oklahoma deservedly so by the way oklahoma we need to give oklahoma

more shit for being oklahoma you remember we used to do the cleansing thing oklahoma eight of the last nine years has lost to a team uh that they were favored double ditch on oklahoma on booger mcfarland's def con scale which he upstate updates on twitter for oklahoma they were at def con three he repeats def con three then they were at def con four when they actually lost so booger doesn't really know which way the correct def cons go yeah i think def con one is the worst right right but regardless we're at def con three point five right now with oklahoma they were bad they played a shitty shitty game they got their asses kicked i like uh i like watching kansas state play because i just think of all the old tall white quarterbacks that run the option

that used to play there and they always look like the same team they've always got a really fast running back like a darren sproles and it's not bill snyder anymore and it's not bill snyder although he was in the stands yeah of course yeah and uh he just lives there wisconsin lost to a house state but that was because of the rain yeah no one cares they wouldn't play us straight up yeah fucking coward there's a weather situation i love when i get to the point where my team's getting embarrassed so bad i'm like you know what i'm just gonna embarrass their fans so i started doing that rain thing and so many oh how state fans were like what are you talking about if there was no rain we'd put fifty on you it's like dude you wouldn't know you you wouldn't play us straight up in a dome

yeah you had you had to have no idea yeah we have no idea what it would look like in a dome i guess we'll find out maybe in the big town probably not probably minnesota uh okay here's the monday reading real quick we'll finish it up we have dog the bounty hunter coming on wednesday dog the bounty hunter great show great interview all right this is friday night this is the pmt group chat with a text thread hank texted the group at eleven forty five on friday night saying who did this fam it was a tweet from part of my take that said yon just threw what at the at the at the quotations the or the punctuations yon just threw me a salt in the middle of the night comma comma comma comma shit slaps that was successes i was tweeted from part of my take

everyone was like what the fuck i initially thought it was uh pft at the gnats game because i thought he was talking about one soda maybe threw him a smelling salt i was like that's pretty sick that would have slapped no i was i was pumped for you and then so pft responded with question marks jake marsh responded no idea hank said wasn't me i responded wasn't me do we need to switch the password because i thought maybe we've gotten hacked we got hacked by the world's weirdest hacker yeah and then pft replied anyone leave their computer open at the office because we thought maybe it's someone playing a junk a trick on us right then after all those responses basically everyone's saying wasn't me wasn't me wasn't me liam aka bubba responds with a screenshot of an email we had

reminding us to do barstool gold and he said just a reminder everyone needed this on a saturday night when i was blacked out this is friday night mind you and none of this makes sense from bubba yep and so and then i responded wait liam today is friday did you tweet that by accident and liam slowly started to realize it and replied with an emoji of the blush face and i've never seen anyone tell on themselves in a funnier fashion than since getting the day wrong and saying i'm blacked out and wow there's a random tweet from the part of my take account wondering what the fuck is going on i still don't understand what the tweet meant no liam can we get a little clarification uh i really wish i could clarify more but i mean i was like severely blacked out saturday you time traveled

yeah he did think it was saturday but i still don't know what he was like why saturday was the appropriate time to tweet that thing out no i thought it was a yay i think i thought the yawn was a yay because jesus is whatever that's that album just came out and so there was i thought the meant to be yay something about a song and then the shit slaps it's just so funny because we all were very i had a mini heart attack yeah i did too i was like fuck we got hacked this sucks and we all were very attentive to it like wasn't me like clear our name like let's figure this out and then in comes liam being like dude can you believe this email on saturday night when i'm blacked out dude it's friday and that's how you tell on yourself so yeah 10 59 blacked out on

friday that's some strong pre-gaming that you did so what so you have no idea what you meant to say uh no no i don't i don't remember like doing any of that it's a hilarious way to telling yourself yeah like it was all i was actually so relieved that we didn't get hacked uh that i was like pumped that you had done that i'm i'm actually glad that you sent this from our account as opposed to doing it from your personal account which is i think what you were trying to do at the time correct uh this is yeah i think it must have been because like every time it goes live like bar still does for some reason it switches over to the pnt account that happens to me so i don't know i must have just thought i was on what's the tweet yawn yawn just throw me a

sell i legitimately have no idea yawn just threw somebody give you smelling salt in the middle of the night slaps i don't know yeah you hit smelling salt um do we need to get any yawn listeners out there do we need to get a breathalyzer on your phone no i actually i told big cat i want uh i just want a setting where it just blocks it like friday to sunday so just so i like can't go you need the thing where if i'm up on a week i need someone to knock me out and like put me into a hospital so i don't bet anymore yeah just for a game for a twitter essentially yeah like once you get a few drinks yeah no i wish i like really had a better explanation or like something funny to say but i really don't all right we'll see everyone wins they don't have the bounty on a get excited and

also congrats the nationals for now being tied three to three we'll we'll congratulate the astros on their world championship pretty excited about that not not what you said but what i said love you guys are you gonna bring champagne live stream i'll bring champagne anywhere i want i will drink champagne non-stop for the next five days if i have you pop champagne when you tie it up three three i pop champagne in the hood champagne when you're up champagne with tiger woods hey do you think that's a champagne worthy tiger woods y'all three three i mean if you're up two oh and you'd pop champagne you might as well do it when you're up three i'll pop a new bottle of champagne for every run we score on tuesday night there you go i've i will outrun breaking news by the gnats

get shut out and lose in game six it won't happen love you guys so