Pardon My Take - NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Commanders Hail Mary, Jameis Is All The Way Back, The Jets Are Dead + World Series Talk

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have football week eight. Holy shit. We've got a lot to get through. Incredible witching hour. Obviously the Bears-Commanders game, which we will start with will make an exception Even though it was an afternoon game. It was a wild wild Sunday We're gonna start with fastest two minutes and then we'll get into every single game

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Starting point is 00:02:41 Today is Monday, October 28th week 8. WAP WAP WAP Thumbspring Let us be the first to wish a happy National Tight Ends Day to all those that celebrate. A happy Halloween in Houston where this election day our second amendment rights are at risk after an AR-15 fired erratically on Sunday Joe mix in a water kept the Colts defense sober in a back-and-forth affair as Josh Downsgoes Frazier was able to keep the Colts close the Colts had a chance to tie it late

Starting point is 00:03:22 But it was Daniil Hunter s Thompson went gonzo mode on the struggling Colts QB, ending the game for the Texans. Texans 23, Colts 20. We go down to Tampa Bay, where Kirk, did you know FDR married his cousins, was wheeling a New Dealing. No one thought he could use his legs, but here he is going for 13 yards getting Falcons fans out of a great depression. Chris Kyle Pitts cut a body from a long distance away and it was literally a no scope as the refs didn't have a good angle to see if he scored. Kade Ottemann Empire made the defense look like turkeys and was a constant, tenable

Starting point is 00:04:02 presence in the Falcons end zone scoring twice. The Falcons walk into your trap, take over your trap. Falcons 31, Bucks 26. In Miami where the Dolphins were back to playing to a girls 1 cup, but this time their quarterback learned how to slide making sure no one in attendance threw up. Trey McBride in prejudice was a tough read for the Miami defense going for 124 yards on the afternoon The Cardinals hung tough leaving it up to Chad Rylan boy living in the Caribbean to kick the game winner. Hey, whatever happened to those guys teach

Starting point is 00:04:37 They sucked each other's dicks boom. Oh, sorry for asking Cardinals 28 Dolphins 27 We head to Cincinnati where Max was on the scene. Jalen Skirt Skirt was put into turbo mode after rushing for three touchdowns and adding another in the air. The rookie corner duo of Snooper DeGene and Quision Mitchell were playing young and wild and free while forcing the Bengals receivers to drop it like it's hot. After getting blanked last week, Devontae Sam Smith told AJ Brown, You know you're not the only one as he went off for 85 yards at a touchdown. Jamar Johnny Chase said, I am the fucking game pal when he secured one of the only touchdowns for Cincy, but unfortunately, it was not enough to secure the victory!

Starting point is 00:05:31 Eagles 37, Bengals 17. We head on over to Foxborough where Hank is on the scene for a stunning, huh? Huh? Stunning result. Down to the lighthouse, where the team with the worst record in the NFL and the projected number one draft pick, with an unfathomable amount of dissension in the locker room and a banged up offensive line, the New England Patriots went up against the super team New York Jets and the explosive Aaron Rodgers and Tevante Adams duo.

Starting point is 00:06:01 In the first quarter, Drake May was run man run man run man run man as he scampered for a 17 yards in a touchdown. Tyler minutes left, but Ramon Drey Stevenson said what is dead may never die as he scored with 25 seconds left to give the Patriots the win. 25-22. Over to Detroit where everybody loves Raymond Califf had 190 return yards and a touchdown. Freemason Rudolph and the Tennessee Titans are starting a secret society of sock and it was on full display against the Lions There's a laport on the Midwest Bay and it serves a hundred catches a day The lay the Lions say Danny you're a fine coach

Starting point is 00:06:57 What a good champ you would be but we got golf a Monroy and Monte were top seed Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do The line's 50 toes on Titans 14. Out west to Las Vegas where Xavier drama for your mama Worthy scored early as the Chiefs looked to Kareem Pai hunt the Raiders in Mark Davis' house. Travis Scott Kelsey was fiending the end zone as he scored for the first time this season as the Raiders are last- throw world in the AFC West. The Chiefs now 7-0 debuted their newest weapon DeAndre Anthony Hopkins as they look to eat the NFL's liver with some fava beans and a nice candy.

Starting point is 00:07:41 Chiefs 27. The Raiders 20. We head out west where memes and Shane wrote a boomer and we have no idea how it's gonna go. We go to sunny LA where Dennis Allen has had it with these motherfucking Spencer rattlesnakes in this motherfucking game. Justin Gatlin Herbert gashed the Saint Steve for 50 rushing yards while JK Rowling Dobbins said Wingardian Leviosa and floated his way into the for a touchdown.

Starting point is 00:08:09 Joe Rogan Alt asked Jim Harbaugh how they plan to beat the Saints. Two things I said, Lad McConkey, you're going in. Blake Group Saints tried to bang 24 guys, points I mean, by himself but came up shy. Saints 8, Chargers 26. Great job, memes! We go down to Ralph John Maryland at a stadium that appropriately looks and feels like a toilet bowl because there's a matchup of number one and number two. Zach, ert so good.

Starting point is 00:08:38 Come on baby, make it ert so good. Sometimes gloves don't stick like they should, even though ert so good sometimes gloves don't stick like they should even though aren't so good Joe Tory Taylor earned his Aussie punt stripes saying is this punt returnable? No no no no no the Bears dialed up the fridge play to put the game on ice but fumble as Donald Trump Newton stopped their special Russian military operation saying, You don't want to do that, Madame here, you pervless. The Bears took the lead on a late score, but then Jaden Daniel Day Lewis went method acting

Starting point is 00:09:13 as the good old version of Aaron Rodgers and threw a Hail Mary where Tyreke Stevenson put his left hand up. The commanders, huh? 18, the Bears 15 standing on the corner Jamis Winston Cuyahoga such a fine sight to see he's now QB one the Browns are having fun the Lamar can't beat the AFC his arms are heavy he's calm and ready and there's vomit on his sweater mom's spaghetti Brown's 29 Raven's 24 and that is the fastest two minutes of week eight brought to you by our friends at

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Starting point is 00:11:16 start with games in the afternoon, but let's rip the bandaid off. That's why pretty much everyone is here. Commanders 18 bears 15. PFT I give you the floor. That was I don't know. Something. Take the floor. I feel like people people tune in for sickest reasons. Well we should have. We should have probably taped immediately after because when. So the game was horrendous to watch Kale played really bad for three quarters He played really great for the last quarter had two touchdown drives one two game winning touchdown drives one That was not a touchdown drive because we decided to hand the ball off to Doug Kramer That was a wild call. That was just insane while watching that it's It's tough what Bears fans have to go through through with the coaching and the play calling this year.

Starting point is 00:12:08 That's why you have a fullback. That's why you have a guy on your roster who's a fullback. Oh yeah, just a short yardage running back. But you can't expect, you can put like a backup offensive lineman in the game and deputize him as a fullback and be like, just go block somebody. But you never give the ball to that guy unless it's like William Perry. Well he's even on defense. The best way I could describe that play was that was a play that you run when you're up three touchdowns and you're trying some fuck shit. Not a play that you run when your offense can't do absolutely anything for an entire game and you still have a chance to win the game and you decide to do that. That's not the time and place. But anyway, we can get to the coaching and all that shit because I got thoughts on

Starting point is 00:12:49 that. The, the Hail Mary happens and I was at first I was just like, of course, because I kind of, we were sitting in the gambling cave, White Sox, Dave, who I love, but he was like, I'll never apologize for a win after the Bears scored a touchdown to go up one and I was like dude we got a two point conversion and there's 23 seconds left. I thought my best hope at that point was to get a pick two on the two point conversion. Yeah I thought a field goal was still in play just because you know you can you can get a bomb field goal there's a timeout but I never thought it would be that. And the minute Jayden Daniels, uh, got like the second,

Starting point is 00:13:30 like he scrambled and then he got a second scramble, uh, in the pocket. I think I, I think you can watch the video and I was like, Oh no, Oh no, because that's, that means everyone's set up, everything's set up. And then to have it be a tip pass just perfectly land into no Brown's hands. I went in what I would say is just shock and like I went up to my office and I was sitting there and my body it felt like I had the fever a fever because my body was like overheating and it was just like numbness all around, like my legs were numb. And then I finally calmed down, or not calmed down, I was calm because I was numb.

Starting point is 00:14:12 I finally came to, I wanna say, and then I went online and saw Tyreek Stevenson waving to the Commander's fans and talking shit, and then not doing his job, which was to be the guy covering Noah Brown in that situation and I went numb again. Yeah, so Tyreek Stevenson. He was talking shit to Terry McLaurin earlier in the game I think he got a personal foul. He did the point through guy's face mask That guy's a piece of shit and then on the on the last play

Starting point is 00:14:39 He was definitely lined up on that side of the field Noah Brown Didn't see the ball get snapped because he was waving at the fans You can see Bears fans pointing to him to tell him to go fucking play the play. Yeah good coaching. Go do your job. From the fans that were there and so then he runs into the big mess of humanity loses track Noah Brown who's the trailing guy who that's what he's supposed to be doing. That's what Tyrake Stevenson is supposed to be guarding him. He's supposed to be behind and yeah there's just. He got to the ball first. Yeah, he did.

Starting point is 00:15:06 He put his left hand up. Yeah, it's not where he was supposed to be though. He was not supposed to be there. It was a crazy last play. So going back, I thought Jaden played really well today. I thought he had an awesome game, an outstanding game. And the rib, I have a theory that his rib was never actually hurt. I think that after that first round of the Panthers game, the coaching staff was like,

Starting point is 00:15:27 Hey, Jayden, it's the Panthers. You just ran easily for 50 yards. First play of the game, let Marcus take over, go to the training room. And then all week long, it was all secret. They couldn't get a picture of the guy. He was like Bigfoot. You couldn't find him anywhere. And then he gets out there and immediately starts running and running well with the ball. And he played awesome. The red zone often stinks. But I think maybe the working theory is just don't bother with the red zone. Just throw the ball from the opponent's 40 yard line every time. And that'll work out. So he held the ball for 12.7 seconds on the Hail Mary that he threw,

Starting point is 00:16:00 which is the longest, I think that's the longest in the history of next gen stats to hang on to a ball before throwing a touchdown pass. And I just want to say, uh, cause I saw some bears fans being like, uh, what about the holds Tyreek Stevenson negates all the holds. That's, that's who you should be worried about. There's no, there's no, you know, we talk about all the time that when you have a call go against you and you do the screen grabs and you put, it doesn't matter when you have a fucking defensive back, not even paying attention to the play. That's where all the blame goes. And it goes to Eberfluss and it goes to everyone on the coaching staff and the shit that they threw out there after a bye week. Uh, but yeah, that there's no, you can't be like hold. We had a fucking guy

Starting point is 00:16:41 who wasn't even playing. Yeah. Uh, there, I did see a couple of those screen grabs I saw some of those video clips if you're complaining about a minor hold on a Hail Mary just get over again those are never called it doesn't even matter if it was it could have been the most egregious hold we had a guy not playing yeah you had a guy that was yelling that's the problem yeah it's crazy that's a much much bigger issue but that the last play I thought I thought the commanders were done but he got the ball down the field a couple of times. He took what the defense is giving them. And then Tony Roma was dumb ass. First of all, he, he jinxed her kicker the second before the kick was attempted. He's like, he has a missile season. Yeah. He like

Starting point is 00:17:15 snuck that in and then goes up, misses the field goal. Uh, and then Tony was like, I think they should put in Marcus Mario to throw this hail Mary. Fuck you, Tony. You're wrong. Tony's very wrong. It was short. It was, yeah, it Marcus Mario to throw this Hail Mary. Fuck you, Tony. You're wrong. Tony's very wrong. It was short. It was. Yeah. It was a little bit short, but it, it ended up working out.

Starting point is 00:17:31 And I think that that is probably the happiest I've been. This is actually how sad my life as an NFL fan has been. I think that play that, that I just got to witness today, that is my happiest moment as an NFL fan since I've started watching football because the Redskins won a Super Bowl when I was like six. I don't remember that. I remember the celebration afterwards. I maybe remember a little bit of it. But since then, you know what my second favorite memory is probably besides obviously Dan Snyder selling the team that I don't count as football though. It's off the field on the field.

Starting point is 00:18:02 Monday Night Football. RG3. Monday Night Football was cool this year, but no I was in the Vikings game I would say no I would say winning a playoff game in Tampa. We beat Chris Sims and we won 17 to 10 I think Mark Brunel had like 35 yards passing that game that until until today was my best football memory and then this was just It was sometimes no matter how fucked up you are as an organization, sometimes there are guys,

Starting point is 00:18:30 and I think that Jaden Daniels is one of those guys that he completely changes everything. Like completely makes people take you seriously because he's that special and that good. It's like when North Korea got the atomic bomb. It's like, yeah, you guys are a ridiculous organization, but now we have to kind of respect you, give you some space. He's my atomic bomb. And he's so fucking good. And I love watching him play.

Starting point is 00:18:53 I'm just a loser. I don't really know. I don't I mean, I'm happy for you. I'm a loser. I've always been a loser. I'm a loser. I don't. It was a terrible football weekend start to finish. I thought it was gonna be bad. somehow was way worse and it was somehow we talked about on Friday being like what would get the best Ratings what would get the most people watching? This is it? Yeah that that ending was it that was a dog shit game by the Bears They're they're a joke the Eberfluss comes out of the bye week I don't even know what they did during the bye week There feels like it was no game plan Caleb was bad. I I'll save for my positive spins for the end that you guys will think I'm crazy

Starting point is 00:19:33 But that we're I'm a loser and that was loser football and Eberfluss should be ashamed of himself And Shane Waldron should be ashamed of himself And it's like that's a game that was as ugly as ugly could be. The defense kept you in that game. They, they fucking kept on holding the, the commanders to field goals and, and you, you somehow have a chance to win it and then you just blow it because a guy's waving to the crowd and talking shit instead of doing his job. That's a joke. That's a, that's a Iber fluce thing. That's a top down thing. Like that's not, I know Tyrick Stevenson fucked up and he actually apologized on Twitter after. But like that's a coaching thing. I cause he's a good player. That's a coaching thing. And I I'm sick of

Starting point is 00:20:13 them. I'm sick of losing games that you should be able to win. And this was a game that we probably shouldn't even be able to win. But we somehow got in the spot where we could win it. And then it was just that. So I'm a loser. I'm happy for you though. You got the atomic bomb. Thank you. But before we started taping, we started discussing a little bit, then we realized let's not say any of this before we start getting behind a microphone. I told big cat, I felt bad for him because it's a tough way to lose a game. And then he was like, don't say you feel bad for me. You don't feel bad for me. He's right. I don't think I actually do feel bad. No, it's something you just said. But yeah, but

Starting point is 00:20:44 I can also acknowledge that that's a very, very tough way to lose do feel bad. No something you just said but yeah, but I can also acknowledge that That's a very very tough way to lose a football. No, it's like when like the co-workers like Grandparent dies you're like, I'm sorry for your loss. Like I don't I never like yeah, I guess I am sorry for your loss But I've never met them and I you know, you're just saying it. I'm sorry. I understand. I'm sorry I'm sorry that you're going through it. It's it is what it is. It's just like I I'm numb to it It was in like this, there's a lot of season left, but that also is going to, I, I'm convinced that's going to be the game that's going to,

Starting point is 00:21:12 I'm going to look back and be like, Oh, they missed the playoffs because of this. And it's just, it sucks. It fucking sucks. And tattoo. And a tattoo, which that, that's just like a cherry on top. And I was saying before, it's like, I was going to maybe just get my like

Starting point is 00:21:26 Kids initials or something, but then then I'm like, oh, yeah. Why'd you get that? Oh Because of a Hail Mary I'm not cuz Tyree Stevenson's a fucking idiot. Yeah, so I don't know what I'm gonna get how rattled were you Peter how distraught were you before the Hail Mary because You know, you guys just went through the whole recap. The Bears were about to win that game. Yeah. Like somehow as good as the commanders played and sometimes good as Jane Daniels played.

Starting point is 00:21:52 You guys had 12 points and we're losing. Bears defense is good and we have a shit load of starters out too. I said that after the second field goal. I was like this is actually not good. Like our offense has been great but it's not good that we have six points after those. I don't know. Great 12 points is not great. That's not great. I thought that our office is moving the ball really, really well. We had a drop touchdown and we had a two illegal man down field penalties have backed us up off, which should have been like short red zone opportunities. It was, it wasn't really the offense in terms of of getting the ball out and getting guys open and all that.

Starting point is 00:22:25 It was making stupid penalty mistakes like we have in the past and just shooting ourselves in the foot. What are you going to say, Max? Don't say great. Because I mean, a penalty is not great. Yeah, a penalty is part of offense. And penalties are part of offense. I mean, if you look at it, I don't have the stats in front of me.

Starting point is 00:22:42 But if you see how many yards we had in the first half, I think that we had great offense the first half I want to say we had like but you want to score touchdowns with 250 yards of offense And 12 points great Touchdowns it was not good like the red zone was it was a actually my question was how distraught were you before the Hail Mary? I was pretty distraught because it was a game that you should win based on how we played. And the fact that we just let them hang around and let them hang around until the very end. Honestly, like it was, I was very, very upset at that point because when the Bears had the ball with two minutes left, I was like, here's what's going to happen.

Starting point is 00:23:17 They're going to score a touchdown and we're going to have 25 seconds left on the clock. And then you get the ball with 25 seconds, too much time time for Jane Daniels I didn't think he could do it I thought that was impossible I don't know I'm a loser I mean I the Bears defense played great they played great because they had no help the the Bears offense did nothing never never sustained a drive and who's was the hell was the commander's offense greater than the Bears defense was great I think so so. I don't know. I mean, they didn't score touchdowns. Who played greater?

Starting point is 00:23:50 The Bears defense kept them in this game. They did not, the Bears offense did not do shit for three quarters. Not a single thing where they didn't get first downs. They were giving bad field position. They were just doing everything bad outside of turning the ball over. and the Bears defense just kept on answering the bell and making sure that they kept it a one score game for a long time. A two score or you know, there's a two score game for a little bit, but like that, that game, if the bears defense doesn't play the way they do, it would have been a blowout because the bears offense just didn't do shit

Starting point is 00:24:21 for literally three quarters. They kept them out of the end zone Yeah, they did that a very a very great job of that. That's great defense to keep him out of the end zone. Yeah Great defense and great offense at the same time. I Refused to say great offense 12 points is not great off man. I know I agree like if you need to score touchdowns and Inside the red zone that was very very bad. Our offense was very bad inside the red zone I'll say that we were great in between the 20s. I'm Okay, I'm okay with you

Starting point is 00:24:52 Okay with you saying that we were like all-time great in between the 20s now and then you get in the 20 and you become all-time bad But that's great defense. That's when the yeah defense became great It was just great football. It's funny that we keep saying great because it was not great football. That's when the defense became great. It was just great football. It's funny that we keep saying great because it was not great football. No, it was bad football. Well, it was.

Starting point is 00:25:10 Yeah. It was a bad game. It was a very boring game until the last like 10 minutes of it. So here's the crazy part. This is for Bears fans only. I listen. Caleb was bad for three quarters dog shit. The offense offense was so so bad. I don't know what again I don't know what the bye week was for when you didn't even have like it didn't it felt like there was no flow

Starting point is 00:25:32 It felt like there was no like hey, here's a mismatch Cole Komet wasn't they were they didn't target Cole Komet ever the offensive line is a disaster I understand that everyone always uses that as an easy excuse It is obviously a problem and we had more injuries on it, but it is what it is Like we know the offensive line sucks. It's not like you went into this game being like Oh our offensive line is gonna all of a sudden be good Caleb what he did in the fourth quarter is why I'm not I'm not selling any of my stock in him I know people will be like he sucks. He's a bum. He's a bust. I got about a billion tweets of that

Starting point is 00:26:04 I don't care what he was doing in the fourth quarter that throw to DJ Moore hanging in there where he's got no time getting killed yeah I'm not and then he threw that that like sidearm underhand one I'm not gonna change my opinion on Cale Williams I did change my opinion why didn't change my opinion I just reaffirmed my opinion that this coaching staff is a joke and we need to get rid of them as soon as possible because it's like they're they're they're a joke. They're a joke. Like that's a bi-week. You come out of a bi-week looking like that. I don't know what the fuck that was. So in the Doug Kramer handoff is just an all time

Starting point is 00:26:39 all time. What taken other handoffs? No, he's been. So this all goes to week three against Indianapolis week three against Indianapolis. We had the, we had the, uh, uh, set of a series on first and goal where Shane Waldron called just terribly. He called like a wildcat play. He called an option play to the short side. He just did terrible job play calling and the offense went and was like, dude, you got to, you got to fix this next couple of weeks. Every time we got on goal line, it was the same thing. Just run the ball with Roshan up the middle. Doug Kramer would come in as a fullback. So he was like, Hey, here's my new wrinkle. I'm going to hand the ball

Starting point is 00:27:17 off to Doug Kramer. And it's like, it's, I actually feel bad for Doug Kramer because like, dude, you're, you're not running back. You shouldn't be put in that spot again. That's a play where if you're like trying if you're if you're up by then now we're in fantasy land if you're up by three touchdowns against the Packers you're like haha Doug Kramer it's the fridge but it's just it was so stupid and I just this team is just it's they constantly lose games like this and it's just a joke of a staff and the bye week just but I'm not I'm a little bit more I'm not as upset as I was right in the moment after uh

Starting point is 00:27:54 The defense will keep us in pretty much every game You saw it today the defense is going to keep us in every game. Caleb was really bad for three full quarters and if he plays even like B minus football. I think we win this game before we even get to the Hail Mary. He didn't he played D minus F plus. And then in the fourth, he played like a minus football and he was great. And it was too little too late and and Tyreek Stevenson. So yeah, I'm a loser.

Starting point is 00:28:18 The big question I had about the commanders is their defense because our defense has sucked. Like when I say sucked, I mean, like bottom two bottom three in the league at times. Today, the defense did play great first half, great defense by the commanders. I thought that whatever Dan Quinn's doing, he's figured something out. They don't have, they don't have the guys, they don't have the talent on defense, but they're playing really, really hard. The scheme is adjusted because Dan knows what kind of people he has in the

Starting point is 00:28:43 secondary. He knows what they're good at, what they're not good at. They're not good at having Emmanuel Forbes on the field. And they're not good at a lot of other stuff initially. And now somehow they've managed to turn around and become a pretty decent defense. So I hope I hope that part of it keeps up. Well, yeah, I mean, in your your you said I think in the middle of the game, you're like, where's this pass rush coming from? And I was like, yeah, the Bears offensive line cannot block. I mean we had a couple more injuries It's just it's it's a mass unit and it's just it's it's ugly. It's ugly right now watching their offensive line try to block and Yeah, I don't know. I'm a loser. I don't know what else to say. I'm a loser

Starting point is 00:29:19 Tori Taylor was awesome. Tori Taylor is you should get Pepsi rookie of the week There's really good players on the Bears team and they just can't like this was a game that was so ugly and they somehow found a way to persevere and then that happens. So inexcusable because that was going to be like an all time. How the fuck did they win that game playing as bad as they did offensively? Uh, and proving my point of like hey this off this defense is gonna keep is gonna basically allow Caleb Williams to have games where he looks like a rookie for three quarters but then that happens and then it's all for lost so I don't know I mean it was an insane into the game and when we had Jayden on the podcast back in I think I was about a year ago memes

Starting point is 00:30:01 what did you ask him? Ask him how far he can throw football. Ask him how far he can throw. And what'd he say? He said about 70. That's awesome. That's so good. And I've watched that play probably like, I'm gonna say conservatively 60 times,

Starting point is 00:30:16 and I've watched every iteration of that play from every fan angle, from every TV angle. I watched the Spanish version of it where they had it on Telemundo. The announcer's doing that call. I saw, I even watched the dots. That's, that's how sick that play was is I watched the dot thing that everybody posts about and act. They act like it's like super interesting. Like the before snap dot.

Starting point is 00:30:38 Oh yeah. They have it like at the snap. They don't have before when he's like waving to the crowd. I don't know if they had, there was no hand on the dot That was waving but dot talk The dot even the dots were great on that play I'm gonna watch that play probably a hundred times tomorrow And for the rest of my life It was shocking. I've never like I've literally never experienced joy like that watching a football game Isn't that sad?

Starting point is 00:31:02 Yeah, but it's kind of awesome. But I'm happy for you. Thank you Hank. Do you guys have any other questions? Max has a question. You can tell. Why no I had no questions. I was just watching Pig Cat during that. I was I mean I'm a loser. I don't know what else to say. I'm happy for PFT. I don't know. I come at my expense but like it is what it is. Like we're like we're the Bears are a loser organization. Like I think Caleb Williams can change that. But this is another reminder of like and I just I can't get over the coaching staff and their plan out of a bye week a bye week. Like you got to look better than that out of a fucking bye week. And it's just it's just insanely

Starting point is 00:31:41 frustrating insanely insanely frustrating because like games, the games where you don't play good enough to win, but then you find a way to win. That's when like those are the games that you gotta have a couple of those if you want to go to the playoffs and like that they had it. And then Tyreke Stevenson decided to fucking talk shit to the crowd and the momentum of like winning a game you should have lost. Yeah, right. Versus right.

Starting point is 00:32:03 It would have been an all time. How did we win this game? Holy shit, this defense, like we're ready to roll. Let's go face the NFC North. Yeah, right, and now it's just like, okay, now next week against the Cardinals, who are looking very good, that's a must win game. Knowing what you have in the schedule.

Starting point is 00:32:17 And it's just, you just can't, you can't have that. You just can't fucking do that. I thought there was a chance, cause you did go upstairs for a while, that you might have just done the Michael Scott and just like walked to the train tracks and tried to get on a train for a minute. I was thinking about just going home.

Starting point is 00:32:34 Yeah, I thought you would. It was an extended, an extended... Well, I was doing, I was prepping for the show, but yeah, I definitely was like, what if I just go home? Like, what would change? If I just go home, would you just don't do a pod? There'd be a lot of very angry people out there.

Starting point is 00:32:50 Yeah, no, I'm here. I'm here, facing the music. It sucks. It just sucks. Tyree Stevenson, what the fuck are you doing? Matt Eberfluss, what are you doing? Shane Waldron, what are you doing? It's very strange, because I'm so, so happy,

Starting point is 00:33:04 and I understand why big cats not. And it's just, it's a weird, it's a weird vibe. I mean, look, you should be happy. That was, that was an incredible all time win. I I'm a little upset at the, our offense was great comment, but that's fine. We moved the ball in a great score touchdown. I, which I said, I said that the red zone offense was very, very bad, atrocious, worse than atrocious. I can admit Cale Williams sucked for three quarters. Our red zone, he played great, was disgustingly bad today,

Starting point is 00:33:37 disgustingly bad. I never want to see it again, but I do think that the offense played really, really well. I thought that in the first half they moved the ball so well It just sucks that we can score. Yeah, the Cale Williams had two game-winning drives That I guess that's the only positive I'd have and none of and neither of them counted for game-winning drives It's fucking stupid. That was like literally something I said to myself. Oh, yeah, you had two game-winning drives No, he didn't he actually had none because we didn't win and also he didn't we handed the ball off to Doug Kramer That sounds like a guy who's like 50 he would have been a legend

Starting point is 00:34:14 He was a legend when he was blocking for Roshan the last couple of weeks and everyone loved it Isn't he the guy that's from Chicago too? Yeah. Yeah, he's Hinsdale. It's just it's fucking The whole thing. Is he the Yale guy? No, no, I don't think Doug Kramer went to Yale Different guy. I don't think so I'm pretty much Kramer went to Illinois. That's Waldron's fault, right? Yeah, is that how much what percentage do you blame Iber fluce for I blame? Iber fluce a lot more for the Tyree Stevenson than I do

Starting point is 00:34:44 the Doug Kramer Waldron's the Doug Kramer he's calling the plays He's the one who installed that in the bye week and was like watch this it was welcome up It was a genuinely insane play call to make in that situation. It's stirred down I mean it's third down you get to two shots to run the ball up the up the gut for a touchdown Why why Hank you see Dan Quinn do the double fist pump? Mm-hmm to run the ball up the, up the gut for a touchdown. Why? Why? Hank, do you see Dan Quinn do the double fist pump? Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:35:08 You get, I get it now. It's perfectly normal. Oh, don't want- I get it now, in a moment of just pure ecstasy, the double fist pump, it occurs, it's like the, the going into fetal position happens when you're afraid naturally. The opposite of that is the double fist pump.

Starting point is 00:35:23 You, when you're so pumped, that's the only thing you can do is two pumps. The last two things I had, one is, uh, they had a, a sideline view of Caleb, uh, watching it happen. I don't know if you guys caught it, but like the funniest part, not funny, but Kenan Allen was just smiling because he's, he's a charger. And he was just like, like dude this happens to me every time like this is the charger shit right here. And the other thing is I and again I know that people are going to call me crazy and stupid but it's for Bears fans only. I'm not

Starting point is 00:35:54 changing anything I think about Cale Williams he had a really bad first three quarters in a really good fourth quarter and you win games in the fourth quarter and he did enough in the fourth quarter to win that game and then the defense which did keep him in the game had a lapse in Tyree Stevenson that just fucking sucks. So yeah, anything else? I'm also just mad that memes got to smile on my face because memes were going to get to the Jets. He is he was his season is over. His team is a disaster. But memes, for everyone who knows, for people who wanna know how this works,

Starting point is 00:36:29 memes literally just got like his quota for like views and clips and everything for the year based on that game. He's like a cop at the end of a month, just sitting there getting people on speeding tickets. He literally could just be like, see these numbers, boom boom and like half of them are from the Hail Mary and he's like, where's my race? I think it's interesting memes doesn't tag us in in no because it wouldn't get it wouldn't get the same amount of interaction Yeah, but I know that I've been tagged by memes when when I'm at my lowest points after bad loss

Starting point is 00:37:02 He'll tag the fuck out of finding but it's it's And they I guess with Hank last Hank and everything was positive. Yeah, so show me your they shout out your failures. They whisper your accomplishments memes I love this means okay sucked off. What do you mean, but that's that was who? By everybody online and then you come in here like I feel bad for you guys like you don't have my yeah that was Don't do that you are getting sucked off you you are I might even get sucked off I've been I've been getting buried memes getting buried Yeah, it was it was a great great afternoon for me for sure million per you don't say you feel bad for anyone

Starting point is 00:37:41 I retracted that cuz that's a I do acknowledge. It's a to say you feel bad for anyone. I retracted that. Cause that's a... I do acknowledge it. It's a shitty way to lose a football game. I feel bad for you. It's a bad way to lose a football game. If I may, PFT, I know you're not used to winning. This is the greatest accomplishment of your life. It's like a week six regular season game win. It's not week six.

Starting point is 00:37:57 If you're a real... If you're gonna have that winning mentality and you're gonna actually make progress in the playoffs yeah you should be mad after as you should be like happy with the win but you should not be like we played great we had a great offense like you guys lost that game yeah guys lost the game where the Bears played like dog shit I'll be coachable and you guys lost I need to learn how lucky but like for you to be like oh it's great best day of my life like you got it you got to think about the some of the some of the things you got to fix I know I definitely

Starting point is 00:38:28 do and like I said after the Bengals game I'm working on building a personal winning culture for myself there's a lot I don't know about winning I don't know how to handle it I can't act like I've been there before I've never been there before so thank you to have Hank is like my shaman guiding me through this trip on how to how to deal with success is very helpful what are you gonna say? Do we remember a conversation that we had in the past with a, a fan of a shitty organization saying that they feel bad for the. Yeah. No. PFT did a Billy to me. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said it's a bad way to lose a football game. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't Billy you. You did say I feel bad for you. But am I not allowed to actually see that

Starting point is 00:39:10 my friend big cat is just going through the worst shit? I don't care about your expense. You should. I don't need you to say you feel bad for me. I feel bad for me enough. Okay. More than enough. Okay. I'm just so bad way to lose it. But it does hurt when you're like, I feel bad for you. That's a heart. That's hurtful. Okay. You should be saying I feel bad for us that we almost lost to you. Yeah. Okay. All right. Mean, what are you going to say? Billy, don't you, don't call me. Don't you dare for a minute. It is just no. Honestly, I wasn't trying to say it in that way. I was saying that it's just a shitty

Starting point is 00:39:50 thing. It's a shitty thing. You don't have to say anything. Our teams. You don't think it's a shitty thing. Yeah. I think it's great. Our teams played each other. That's what happened. No, I'm happy that it happened, but I'm saying like it's a shitty way to lose football. But I don't need you because we played each other. Like you take it back. There's only gonna be one winner. No, I absolutely would not take it back. After when the Hail Mary landed, I got up, I like freaked out for a second. Then I looked around just trying to find somebody that was also a commander's fan. And then I realized I'm in Chicago. I think Eddie was crying. And then no, Eddie, we all just re we ran. All of us ran. Eddie was gone. Chief was gone. gone White Sox Dave I think got out of there so fast because he knows what he did by saying I'll never apologize for a win with 23 seconds left

Starting point is 00:40:31 Me memes and max were popping confetti. I turned around I was like running around like Jimmy V looking for somebody to hug and nobody would hug me and then I look back and Hank memes and max were all have the same expression just like their mouth open Just like staring at me And I was just like hey guys. This is good, and then my mom called and she was like I think I'm gonna have a stroke that was amazing. I was like cool mom don't have a stroke I have another I have another thing that I would like you know that that's like a lucky play. Oh, yeah a hundred percent, okay? That's just a lucky play any quarterback can make that throw well jaden made it

Starting point is 00:41:06 I know he also like don't but it's not it's just a lucky play That's what I'm good. He's my it was short of the it was short of the end zone everything about the guy I don't know what it is everything about him. I love him that play was About jaden daniels and more way more about the Bears and competencies an organization not to mention the holds The holds do not fucking matter Hank. It was Tyreek Stevenson being a fucking idiot all time all time Stupid stupid play I went from being very upset with the team to just being like this is this is heroin No, you deserve it. I mean it was it was a great moment for you All right, should we go to the should we go to the rest of the games? Did we get

Starting point is 00:41:45 enough blood? Don't let memes divide us. I'm not. I have not said I wasn't... The only thing I disagreed with that you've said so far was that you had great offense. That was the only thing. That doesn't really check out when the Bears were able to hold you out of the end zone until a Hail Mary. But everything you guys you guys like deserve to win that game the Bears did not deserve to win that game they fucking sucked for the majority of that game the vast majority that would have been a lucky win the other way if the Bears had done it it would have been like how the fuck did they win that game because they were a joke again off a bye week hot what did they do during the

Starting point is 00:42:24 bye week like Andy Reid gets off a bye week. What did they do during the bye week? Like Andy Reid gets off a bye week and he just kills people. That's what happens. Matt Eberfluss gets off a bye week and they run dog shit plays for, for, for three quarters, which I guess Matt Eberfluss is a defensive coordinator or you know, he's, he's in charge of defense. So kudos to him. You know, great job, dude. I, if he wants to be defensive coordinator next year when Ben Johnson's our head coach, I'll be fine with that. He can keep his parking spot. And then he had like tone deaf things after the game where he was just like, you know, there's a lot of positives to take from this. Shut the fuck up, dude. There's no positives you you you lost in the most embarrassing fashion possible. Just go up there, take your fucking medicine, and realize that yet again, you lose a game that you should win because you're just not prepared as a football team.

Starting point is 00:43:12 Guess the line, Cardinals. I mean, the Cardinals are good. Whose line is it anyway? They're fucking, they're not top of the NSU West anymore. Where's the game? It's in Arizona. Whose line is it anyway? Brought to you by DraftKings

Starting point is 00:43:29 Cardinals minus one. I'm gonna say Cardinals minus three 50 keeps winning cardinal one. Okay. All right. Let's get to the rest of the games where we can have some fun Because we do have fun to talk about it was a great witching hour Browns 29 Ravens 24. James Winston is one and a Browns starter. Jamis Winston is the fucking best. Jamis Winston broke the 20 point mark for the Browns. Jamis Winston had the last two offensive plays for the Browns was the full Jamis Winston experience where he tried to throw an interception to Kyle Hamilton and then the next play was like fuck it 38 yard bomb to Cedric Tillman touchdown game. Yeah that was an easy pick that Hamilton had he bobbled it like three or four times.

Starting point is 00:44:14 Yeah he was playing keepy upy with a bluey game. And then James got a little short member he gets back there and he's like fuck it I'm gonna gun it and he man he threw the ball all around today I think there were four guys yeah four guys with 60 plus yards on the Browns. He was to gun it. And he, man, he threw the ball all around today. I think there were four guys. Yeah, four guys with 60 plus yards on the Browns. He was slinging it. He was slinging it. Tillman, Tillman is a player that's

Starting point is 00:44:31 on the Browns that everybody just completely forgot about. Yes, they had Cooper that had to eat too. But yeah, Jamis was awesome from the second he stepped foot inside that stadium until the second he left. He just delivered. He delivered everything that you want from Jamis. He had not one, but two awesome banger pregame speeches. He had, uh, obviously what he did in the game, which just throw the fuck out of the ball and be like, I'm going to find a joku down there and I'm going to throw it as hard as

Starting point is 00:44:55 I can at his hands. Uh, and then after the game, he named checked Eminem and just quoted Eminem in his post game interview. He said, uh, let's see. He said like we got, there's a white boy from Detroit that I really admire named Eminem. He said, you only got one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow this opportunity once last once in a lifetime. It was, it was just pure James. It was the best. It was the best. The Browns looked like a competent football team and it's crazy because James Deshaun Watson already had the worst contract in football probably in history and Louisiana purchase. Yeah maybe Louisiana purchase and James Winston today made it somehow even worse because it

Starting point is 00:45:39 just shows that the Browns are not a bad football team. They just had Deshaun Watson as their quarterback. It's so crazy. The last seven games that Deshaun Watson didn't play, six of those last seven games, the Browns had a 300 yard passer. And the seventh was week 18 last year when they started Jeff Driscoll because they'd already clinched the playoff. So every single time they don't start Deshaun Watson,

Starting point is 00:46:04 their offense works. And then start Deshaun Watson, their offense works. And then when Deshaun Watson plays, they can't score 20 points and they look like dog shit. It just further proves how horrifically awful the Deshaun Watson contract was. But Jamis, you have Jamis, like the Browns, Jamis can do anything. Everyone plays like a half step faster

Starting point is 00:46:21 on both sides of the ball. Yeah, the defense is flying. I can't tell if it's Jamis or if it's not Deshawn. I think it's probably a combination of the two. Jamie's like the ultimate interim coach, but for quarterback, it's the perfect combo is the best interim quarterback. And then you step in for Deshawn. And then everybody's just so much happier to be at work. Yes. They work a little bit harder. Yes.

Starting point is 00:46:39 And it was also Halloween week for miles Garrett, who showed up dressed like the Terminator. Yeah. White face. Yeah. Well, robot face. Robot face. Yeah. He had a makeup artist come over for like, how long did it take? Hour? Two hours. All just for that walk. Just for that walk into the stadium. Good for Cleveland. I'm happy for Cleveland fans. And this, this proves our point that Jimmy Haslam should be investigated for crimes. Given that he not only gave that contract out, but then forced Kevin Stavansky to play Deshaun Watson as long as he did.

Starting point is 00:47:06 Jimmy Haslam should be investigated for point shaving. Yeah. And now the Browns, yeah, their offense looked competent and James was throwing around. I know their offensive line got healthier. Nick Chubb is even have like a monster game, but he feels like he's getting back into health. And I mean, the Browns are probably too far deep in the hole to get out of it. But I would just love to see Jamis go on a little bit of a run here. Like I would love to see Jamis who they got next. I think they actually play. I think they play our chargers. Yeah, they do. So we're going to have to root. We're

Starting point is 00:47:40 going to, we're going to root for whoever we're going to root for Jamis and the chargers win a Jamis ball out. Yeah. Yeah. So this is from our very good friend, Jameis one of one. You knew he'd be all of these. Oh, of course. He says, since 2021 due to a torn ACL broken back and ruptured peroneal tendon, Jameis

Starting point is 00:47:58 Winston has had just nine healthy starts. Here's what he's done. Oh, I love this. I love this. 5 and 2, 15 touchdowns, 3 picks. With Payton, five and two, 15 touchdowns, three picks with Dennis Allen, one and oh, two touchdowns, no picks. With Stefanski, one and oh, with three touchdowns and no interceptions. He's seven and two with 20 total touchdowns and three interceptions.

Starting point is 00:48:17 Let's play a game real quick because this is, Jamus needs to be a starter in the league next year, week one. Just looking at the teams, going through it. Bill's obviously not. Dolphins, I mean, if two against another. Yeah, I could see him. Yeah. Patriots, Drake, May jets. They should absolutely sign Jamis. That would be an upgraded quarterback. Uh, Steelers Steelers. Yeah. Steelers. That would be, I mean, James football there. I mean, he's the exact opposite of every quarterback that Steelers have had in recent memory. Yeah. Colts would be great. Yeah. Titans would be great. Raters. Like there's a lot of team

Starting point is 00:48:57 giants. Just add James. Panthers, Saints. Go back to New Orleans. Yeah. Like just add Jamis. It's that simple. Add Jamis and have fun. As for the Ravens, uh, it was a weird game because they like the Ravens offense, the Browns even played well. I, the Ravens offense was still good. They just felt like they dropped so many balls were shot Bateman. Even that, that ball where he was just standing there by himself and he actually pointed to the sun. He like right after I love that. And it was like one of those weird Lamar games where just a couple like he played well but like there was a couple plays a couple third downs that just didn't whether it be a drop ball or the pass rush.

Starting point is 00:49:41 So like I'm not worried about the Ravens but it was one of those games. It was just a very Ravens game. It's so much so that the Ravens now, uh, since 2022 that is their eighth loss when leading inside two minutes of the fourth quarter. Yeah. They're the worst team to close out a game. It was so Ravens. Like you, you walk away from that game and you're like, no, the Ravens aren't bad, but they just something like, they have these weird games where it's just like I don't know what happens they they they they move the ball and everything works and they're they're secondaries bad they're they're also very injured because they had Marlon Humphrey and Nate Wiggins out but their secondary is bad I mean Eddie Jackson was getting abused by Cedric Tillman but the Ravens I'm not worried

Starting point is 00:50:20 about it was just a very Ravens game. Yeah and also they've got a kicker that's washed up Yeah, Justin Tucker this game might go different if he doesn't if he hits that kick right you never know Yeah, Lamar can only beat the NFC. That's what people are saying. He is a little washed up Who do the Ravens have next week? They're probably gonna beat the fuck out of someone right? Let's see the Ravens have The Ravens have to have the two weirdest law Broncos. Oh, that's actually be a tough game Yeah, the Ravens they've lost the Raiders and they've lost the Browns all over the map. They lost the Chiefs barely They lost the Raiders and they lost the Browns. Yeah, and then they kill everyone else. So I'm not worried about them, but it was just a very Ravens loss and I'm just happy for Jamis. I'm very happy for Jamis

Starting point is 00:51:03 Yeah, I'm happy for Kevin's defense. I'm happy for football. Somebody said that that Jamis should host Family Feud Right is that what you guys were saying? That'd be great. Jamis should host every game show. Yeah, you'll be fortune He'd be a great. Yeah, he's the next Steve Harvey. Love is blind. He would be great caller daddy Yeah, she's supposed to every show. Is that a game show? It can be can you can win millions of dollars the so The rave or sorry the Browns. I am happy for Kevin Stefanski as well. Just because he gets to be like hey I'm not a bad coach. I was just forced to start Shawn Watson Yeah, I mean Kevin Stefanski if he was unemployed if he got fired there would be like seven teams that would want to hire him

Starting point is 00:51:44 I take them most teams would try to fire their coach that they weren't planning on firing Yeah, they could get Kevin Stefanski Kevin Stefanski come to Chicago and variable good for Vrabes Yeah, was he on the sidelines today? I don't know because I think he was on the he was on the sidelines last week, too And he told us in the offseason that he wasn't gonna be I think for home games He is no he's I thought he said that he wasn't gonna go to the stadium Oh, and then he was there last week. He can't stay away from football and he was there this week. Jamison Vrabes. He can't stay away from football.

Starting point is 00:52:11 Loving that. Uh, okay. Next game. Eagles 37, Bengal 17, Max. The Eagles are back. That was a shit kicking. That was a shit pumping. What do you want to say? There's not really much to say. It was, it was a domination on all fronts. Jalen hurts played great. Jalen hurts has been playing great the past couple of games. He has, he ran for three touchdowns. He had that dime to Devante Smith. I think he only had like four incompletions in the, in the whole game and it was all in the first quarter. The second second half he was nine for nine hundred and fifty yards and two and two touchdowns. Yeah yeah they look good really they look really good on offense and I think the Vic Fangio defense is starting to work. That's the big thing. It takes a little I think it takes a little

Starting point is 00:52:58 bit for the guys to get used to the new scheme but I think that they're I think they are Cooper de Jean playing slot as change has changed that awesome that play that sticky had on tomorrow chase in the fourth and one was huge incredible that also was the Bengals are I in deep deep water now they they couldn't run the ball today which credit to the the Eagles defense but that was like your fourth and one in your doing a swing pass to Jamar chase. It's pretty good sign. You're not feeling comfortable about your run game. The Bengals, I never, I'm never going to give up on Joe burrow, but it does feel a little bit like Monty Python where he's like every game afterwards. He said today

Starting point is 00:53:40 that 10 wins gets you in. So they got to win seven out of nine, and that's doable. Yeah, you never know. But it's just going to keep going every week. He's going to keep having to do Saturn, Saturn math. Yeah. Bengals are going to be taunted, absolutely haunted by the, in the hunt graphic later on this season. Yes.

Starting point is 00:53:57 Because they probably will win enough games to be mathematically not eliminated, and they're going to just keep being like, well, maybe, maybe if I fuck around with the ESPN playoff machine for two hours at a time, I can figure out a combination that gets us there. But yeah, they've lost too many must-wins. They've lost like three must-wins, which is, I think that's one, you can lose two must-wins and still win. But yeah, I feel like they're cooked at this point. statement is it the Bengals last two wins against the Browns and the Giants now it's like ooh that was fool's gold or is now the are the Eagles now swept up in the fool's gold I thought because the Bengals are just as bad I said that to somebody I was like the Bengal to the Bengals think the Bengals are really bad yeah because you just ran the

Starting point is 00:54:43 gauntlet of just you just beat all the Giants, the Browns with Deshaun and the Bengals who the Bengals could only beat the Browns with Deshaun and the Giants. Yeah, and then we play the Jags next week. You never get an answer. I think the Eagles are good. I think there are a lot of bad teams in the NFL right now. The AFC, I think I saw the stat.

Starting point is 00:55:04 I think 37% of the AFC has two wins or less. Are you serious? Yeah. Let's see. That's actually crazy. Yeah, look. The entire AFC East, except the Bills, has two wins. The Browns, the Jaguars, Titans, and the Raiders.

Starting point is 00:55:20 So that's three, four. That's seven teams. What's crazy is this game was pretty close until like what, 10 minutes left in the third quarter. Yeah. And then it was just, and then it was all Eagles starting at, yeah, for most of the third quarter and all the fourth. Um, I think it was a tie. It was a tie game in the third. And then we started thinking about what if they tied again and we make it three

Starting point is 00:55:42 out of five ties between these two teams. And then the Eagles just said, no, we're just going to, we're going to just throw deep that. I mean, having Devante Smith back is so huge. He's, he's amazing. And then you just have Saquon too. That can just like he, he rushed for over a hundred yards today. And if I feel like he didn't even do anything, he felt like a non-factor. It was a, it was just a quiet, let me go get go get 22 carries 108 yards and it's like, oh, yeah, that's that's just a Kwan And I do think it's very cute that you call him Kwan. Yeah, like it's nice. I like when you yell in Go Kwan go. Yeah, it's cute. Yeah, he would probably want to get his boys more yards Yeah, yeah good guy the I do think the Eagles are good. I I'm

Starting point is 00:56:27 never going to give up on the Bengals which is probably going to be a fatal flaw this year. Just being like the Bengals are going to be fine. The Bengals are going to be fine. Their defense was good against the Giants and the Browns was not good today. Like they couldn't they couldn't get a pass rush. The Eagles offensive line bullied them and you just kind of reverted back to they're not, their defense just doesn't like if they're not playing Daniel Jones and Deshaun Watson, they're going to struggle. What's just crazy though is they're what now one and are they one and four or oh and four at home? They're all in four at home. Oh and four at home. Yeah. That's, that's genuinely the sign of a bad team. Yeah, they're their own forward home and

Starting point is 00:57:06 They got to win. They were to win seven out of nine Seven out of nine. Yep, Joe did the math seven out of nine And the Eagles are good max. It's okay to say the Eagles are good. I want you to get your hopes back up. I I'm not I'm not all the way. I'm not I did say I think I started this off by saying I'm all the way back I don't want to say I'm all the way back you know because how can you know the way back? What's a road? Why wouldn't you want to say that? If we if we beat the shit out of the commanders on Thursday night football Three weeks when is that game it that's I think it's very for Thanksgiving

Starting point is 00:57:42 Okay, perm bet. It's a perm bet. You wanna do a tattoo bet? Perm. No, perm. Perm bet. Yeah. And I'll get it done immediately if we lose. Yeah, me too. Yeah. You can take your time. You can take as much time as I took. No, I'll take, I'll do it. All right, well feel good Max. The Eagles are back. No, yeah, it's good. I'll be sleeping well tonight. You guys got the Jaguars next week Yeah, so like you said who cares if you win that game, right? And then you've got the Cowboys That's good. That game's gonna mean something to you. Yeah always cowboys cowboys will always mean something

Starting point is 00:58:16 But it doesn't matter like It's two team race the NFC East. That's not true What maybe it is true. You think the cowboys are? I don't know. Cowboys can go on a run. Okay. All right. Next game. Falcons 31 bucks 26. The Falcons, they tried to blow this game, but the Falcons now have a stranglehold on the NFC South. Uh, they're four and oh against the NFC South. They're two and oh against the bucks. Kirk cousins has eight touchdown passes against the Bucks Todd Bulls I don't know what you're doing

Starting point is 00:58:49 Because the Bucks going to this game is like the Bucks don't have God winning in Evans It's gonna be a struggle for them offensively Baker Baker will throw picks, but they move the ball like Kate Otton Bucky Irving Baker was throwing the ball There the Bucks defense is what failed them today. The Falcons just carved them up. Kirk was on fire. That and we're in the creamsicles. The creamsicles. They stink in the creamsicles, even though they're objectively awesome. Kyle Pitts had a couple of really nice plays. The touchdown that he had though, that, that was very confusing to me. So he, he led up at like the 10 yard line and glided in the end zone, hanging the ball out. He gets wrapped up from behind.

Starting point is 00:59:24 I forget who was that? Winfield that made the pass? Yeah. Uh zone, hanging the ball out, he gets wrapped up from behind. I forget, was that Winfield that made the tackle? Yeah. And then the ball gets knocked out as he crosses the plane. And they don't have a camera that's on the end zone. They don't have a, would Bill Belichick say this is a billion dollar league, and you can't put a camera, we have pylon cameras. I know.

Starting point is 00:59:39 They made a camera, they put a fucking camera in the pylon, and we don't have an angle to see if that was a touchdown or not Now that was ridiculous. It was ridiculous. And then my other favorite part of this game was I I don't think it was Kirk Cousins But some people said that it was but wasn't him Somebody on the Falcons yelled fucking cunt. Oh during a play and I don't know who was maybe somebody So Kirk was I think he was miked up today Oh, he might have been wearing the wire. He did do the walk into our trap

Starting point is 01:00:09 Take over your trap pregame. I saw that that one felt awkward. Yeah, that was Again, it's like when they put the chains on like he's a dog that they're dressing up Yeah, put him on a plane the Kirk say the line Kirk. Can you pull up the video max? It was uh, it was quite something He was he was getting the boys riled up Mm-hmm, but he was it was the pregame. He kept repeating it Yeah, he's trying to get him to chant it you guess hey guess what it worked in the fact that they won today How do you think he had to have it explained to him? They'd be like Kirk. It's it's like a home a trap is a home Yeah, trap depot. Yeah, and the way it started on slow

Starting point is 01:00:44 Depot would be sick trap depot would be great. Should we start a line? Yeah. Here it is. This is Kirk cousins Pumping them up Fight no cap We fight no cat. This good job, good effort. I mean, hey, listen, wins a win. They won. And he didn't mincey himself. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:19 So that's good. Yeah. The by the way, I saw, so the Bucks, I don't know why this just made me laugh. It's very stupid internet, but the Bucks posted their final score. And then Matt OCP Designs just replied, he was the top reply. And it just said, since becoming the head coach of the Bucks in 2022, Todd Bowles has a worse career than a Toyota RAV4. And it has just a list of the different awards, Coach of the Year awards, Todd Bowles had zero, RAV4 has zero, Super Bowl wins the head coach, Todd Bowles had zero, RAV4 has zero, JD Power reliability award, Todd Bowles has zero, RAV4 has one, IHS top safety pick,

Starting point is 01:01:59 Todd Bowles has zero, RAV4 take, could, could take you to a Superbowl Todd Bowles? No. Rap four. Yes. Yeah. So he's worse than a rap for physically. It can take you there. I just, I liked, I, I don't know why I just made me laugh. It's, I feels like bad times for, for Todd Bowles because again, your defense, your defensive head coach and this is your, your offense has both of your like, you know, Mike Evans, a Hall of Famer Chris Cobblin is incredible. They're both out. Baker has to basically be a magician. If you score 26 points and he kind of was a magician. Yeah, he was. And it's just like that. How do you not win that game? If you have a defensive coach, he just,

Starting point is 01:02:42 no adjustments. It felt like they didn't, they didn't get any pressure on Kirk Cousins. He was throwing dimes down the field. You see that run he went on to hit a little like 13. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think we can say Kirk Cousins officially healthy now officially. I think at the start of the season, Kirk Cousins was not healthy. I think he's played his way back to into as mobile as Kirk Cousins could possibly be. Yeah. And then, also Atlanta, this is their sixth game decided by one possession. And that's kind of what the Falcons do. And they have a perfect quarterback for it,

Starting point is 01:03:12 because Kirk Cousins is 18 and 6 in one possession game since 2022. That's just what they do. This wasn't really a one possession game, though. It shouldn't have been. They let them back into it with the safety and then miss kick like it it they were up 31 for or 17 and they just weren't able to close out like really close the door. It's just a sweep of the Bucks and they are now 4-0 against the AFC or NFC South. Correct. This is yeah this is Atlanta's

Starting point is 01:03:38 division. It's over. I mean it's not over but it's over. Well because they took care of the hard part. Right they had the Saints and the Panthers left Yeah, yeah, and the in the Bucks now, can we just be the first to report? Yes relations Yes, the Atlanta Falcons on the NFC South. You've done it. You've won the NFC South Congratulations Good job by you guys Kirk Cousins He all you know is kind of Peru like he's he's better than people give him credit for because he went to Atlanta and he made them a Playoff team and they drafted a guy high in the first round

Starting point is 01:04:09 Yeah to possibly take his job take his job that guy was trying to walk into his trap Yeah, and Kirk took over his trap and I said my trap. Yeah, okay, trap sweet trap next up We got Packers 30 Jags 27 Jordan love got hurt again Malik Willis comes in. Malik Willis is just a good quarterback now. Yeah. So this now means that Malik Willis is 3 and 0 against that division, right? He's got the AFC South in hell. He didn't play last week against the Texans. I know this might sound stupid, but I get the feeling like Matt LaFleur has more fun

Starting point is 01:04:46 calling plays for Malik Willis because he has to do all the tricks. He has to get really weird with it. And so he gets in there and he starts doing the fake misdirective handoffs and then turning around and then throwing the ball back to where he just gave the fake from. He runs way cooler plays when Malik Willis is still in the game than when Jordan Love comes in. But Malik Willis out of nowhere got fun to watch. The dime that he threw to Jaden Reed that basically won them the game was incredible. Yeah. And he's, yeah, he commanded the offense, the Packers, their defense just takes the

Starting point is 01:05:19 ball away. They have 19 takeaways so far this year. It felt like the game, like the Jaguars were kind of in this game and then the Trevor Lawrence fumble was a big change and then the Jaguars got back into it. Like they were able to get back into it, tie the game, but the Packers, I don't know how long, do we know how long Jordan Love is going to be out? I think it was a groin injury. They have the Lions next. Yeah, I don't know. Which I, Malafor might be able to get Malik Willis to beat the Lions. Yeah. I mean, if anybody can stop that Lions offense, it's Robert Szilag's

Starting point is 01:05:50 defense. It's just, I want to, well, let me just say this about the Jags. I actually think Trevor Lawrence, obviously the fumble was bad. He didn't play bad today. He also had, like everyone got hurt for the Jags. I think Chris, Christian Kirk is out for the year. Brian Roberts is awesome. Brian. Yeah, he's awesome. But they had a couple other guys get hurt. Trevor Lawrence was was making some some good throws and the Jags were in this game. They're just they kind of just Jags did at the end.

Starting point is 01:06:19 Yeah, Trevor Lawrence is he's so confusing to watch because he's he can make really great throws. Yeah. And he's a very, very good quarterback a lot of the time and then he'll have a boneheaded fumble You're like, well, how do I evaluate this guy because he's so good at finding guys like middle of the field passing He can make like the deep throws He's got a great arm and he also just looks like a quarterback and then he just drops the ball sometimes You're like, well, I can't tell if you're good or not. Yeah, you might be very good at playing quarterback But not very good at just holding onto a football. Right. Yeah. Because that fumble, yeah, it was like on the five yard line. Which is a

Starting point is 01:06:49 pretty big part. That was a very big part. And also shout out, I don't know what a defensive lineman it was on the Packers, but in all time box out on that fumble. Yeah, that was good. He just hit check the fuck out of the guy. Yep. Uh, booty ball. I'm going to say something right now that Packers fans are not allowed to listen to and you cannot clip. Tyreek Stevenson going after the fans not doing his job. Bears organization. Chris Brooks, the running back for the Packers who went down with a minute left to run the clock out and kick the the field goal instead of scoring a touchdown giving the Jags a chance to possibly have some time left. Chris Brooks has never scored a

Starting point is 01:07:33 touchdown in the NFL and he went down. It took his dream from him. And he said afterward just don't score that's the only thing going through in mind it's always a pleasure to get the win and then do whatever in first it's always a pleasure to get the win first and then do whatever I can to help the team. That's the difference. Matt LaFleur coaches a team like that where a guy who's never scored a touchdown in the NFL. Do you think that's why they gave him the ball?

Starting point is 01:07:56 It's like this guy's never scored so he's not going to score and ruin the game. But it's just, it's, that's just good coaching and good, good clock management and winning football. And that was what Chris Brooks did. I mean, the guy, do you know how hard it must have been for him to like in the back of his head, he's never scored a touchdown in the NFL. Why? Like you got to see that. And it was a walk in and he goes down and he makes the correct move.

Starting point is 01:08:19 Yeah. Cause it would be hard to not have the instincts of I want to score my first touchdown and take over in that moment. Yeah. To just say no, to deny yourself. This is also Brandon McManish's revenge game, which is a touching story that I'm sure that a lot of people followed along with. We all wanted his revenge.

Starting point is 01:08:34 Yeah, we all felt bad for Brandon McManish. It was a bad game for the Jaguars, but maybe you, but I don't think it was as bad as you kind of wanted it to be deep down inside. If you're a Jags fan, you want, you want clean house. Yeah. House needs to be cleaned up. And this was a bad loss. You did some stupid shit. Like you had a defensive delay of game on a field goal. The Packers were kicking a field goal and then they either simulate the snap counter or they made weird movements,

Starting point is 01:09:02 got a flag called on them and then gave them a first down during a field goal attempt. That's the kind of thing that bad organizations do. And that was embarrassing. But I don't know if this was embarrassing enough to have the ownership of the Jaguars be like, OK, Doug has to go after this one. You need a good ass kicking.

Starting point is 01:09:19 Yeah, you can't be as, they were in this game. Do you think that Sirianni is capable of giving the Jaguars a big enough ass kicking? Because if you're a Jags fan, you probably are a big Eagles fan, right? Or does Sirianni see another coach, you know, a guy that's also coached the Eagles before and seen what this league can do to you? Yeah. Do you think Sirianni takes it easy on Doug Peterson? Cause he's like, respect. I think Sirianni would do with like almost, he would get Doug Peterson fired and then he would be like Doug Peterson come come to our coaching staff because you got that Philly magic. Yeah. He would definitely do that. Have him

Starting point is 01:09:54 come be a consultant like a Robert Sala. For sure. I'd welcome him to the team as well. Yeah. Josh Jacobs also very good. He had a monster game. He's a weapon. It's just it's maddening that the Packers keep going to Malik Willis and winning games, but they do. It's crazy. And I've completely reversed course on Malik Willis. Now I actually like watching his play. How could you not? Yeah. Yeah. He's fun. He's going to probably get another shot somewhere. He's going to get a nice contract. Yeah, he's going to get a shot. He might Matt Flynn this thing. Yeah.

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Starting point is 01:12:35 slash PMT Okay, well Hank just walked out I Guess we'll do Cardinals Dolphins. Yeah, okay, we're gonna do Patriots Jets might not come out Yeah, you might not you might not come back Cardinals Dolphins Cardinals might be good. Well, they they were for a fleeting moment in first place in the NFC West another tied for first place Or is it I think the 49ers are ahead of the oh no, because they beat the 49ers. Yeah, no No, they're in first place. They're in first place in the NFC West. Still in first place in the NFC West. They're four and four and they've unlocked Maserati

Starting point is 01:13:11 Marv. They've unlocked Maserati Marv and Trey McBride is a beast. Cause that was the two of them. Uh, when Kyler Murray was targeting them today, 15 for 18, 235 yards in a TD. Yeah. Like they were awesome. And that was a game that it felt like the Cardinals were going to lose. And uh, Kyler made the big plays to, to get them into field goal range at the end. And I the Cardinals might be good. Like I, I think they're still in a rebuilding phase because their defense not great. And uh, you know, they like the one thing I was very impressed with the Cardinals today is they didn't run the ball that great. And I always thought that if the Cardinals don't run the ball, they're, they're basically cooked. But Kyler made those like running around Kyler

Starting point is 01:13:56 plays on the weekend. The call of duty has been released. Yeah. It's a great, great showing from he gets, he gets a night off. Give him, I give him I hope that I hope what's his name? Jonathan Gannon said after the game like hey, you know what Kyler you deserve Monday off to play some Call of Duty Yeah, give him give him two days off send the replacer in yeah and have him just take reps at practice the the Kyler Murray Stepping up when James Connor can't thing I feel like James Connor is He's still gonna pop up for maybe three more games this season where he has two touchdowns Yeah, definitely. He'll still have his good games, but he's not like a game-changing running back. He had one today He just didn't count. Yeah, they just didn't run. It didn't feel like they had any pop on the running game

Starting point is 01:14:35 He also had a very very funny two-point conversion where he tried to jump from like the six yard line when he got the ball Yes, and then came down at like the four not even close to it. But the the, uh, the Cardinals man, first place, I think the Cardinals are good enough to win that division. I don't think it's a good division. They already beat the 49ers. They beat the 49ers and the offense can look good. I, yeah, the Cardinals are still in it. As for the Dolphins, uh, Tua coming back definitely made it look like the Dolphins were a competent football team again. They're back into're fun to watch because the last whatever has been four weeks of the Dolphins has been a chore to watch on TV And credit to to he slid he'd slid he slid he did not wear the Guardian cap today

Starting point is 01:15:20 But he did do some crazy crazy plays. I thought so like, but he did do some crazy, crazy plays. I feel like, so McDaniel was like, just absolutely hating his job for the last four weeks because he had to try to run, you know, boring vanilla ass plays. He had to try to run Skyler Thompson plays. Yeah. No matter what quarterback was in, he was like,

Starting point is 01:15:37 I'm just gonna call the Skyler plays for you. And then getting Tua back, he's like, I'm gonna have Tua throw the ball behind his back. I'm gonna have Tua throw an empty hand with his left hand forward as he does a shovel pass me right hand Yeah, he was just so happy to get to do all the freaky weird shit the way the game started I had a I had a theory that was maybe people weren't really listening or thought I was stupid because it is stupid theory I was like what if two have got concussed into just being permanently in the zone. Yes, that's how the game started Yeah, he was doing crazy shit. Yeah giving yourself a medically induced minor concussion

Starting point is 01:16:09 Yeah, woodpeckers walk around all the time with minor concussions. It's back industry is his fuck. Yeah, that's facts See, so I I I don't know if the Dolphins are gonna be Frisky, but I came away from this Hank saying no, I think I think they're back to being a fun two wins. Yeah, but they're fun. Why? But they didn't have their quarterback for a lot of games. They blew this game. They did blow this game, but I was frisky. Okay. I think their offense is frisky back to frisky like two or maybe actually frisky is probably the wrong word their offense is just good again i don't know what happened with their defense at the end of the game

Starting point is 01:16:49 but their offense is fun to watch yeah they're they're just a fun watch period if it if the dolphins are on now to know their offense i'm gonna act but i i was just shocking to me that how bad they play without to it. Oh, I agree with that. Like the 49ers offensive stacks, you could put any QB in and it's a, that's rock party slander. I don't like that. But the, the dolphins, it was the complete opposite. I don't like that Brock Purdy slay Lance Jimmy G and Brock Purdy. How much of a difference? Jimmy G's super bowl is way better. Yeah, much better. They both went the Super Bowl. That's my point. But Brock Purdy's way better. That's my point. Jimmy Grapple, all he does is win football games. But Jimmy G's way better than Tyler Huntley and Tim Boyle.

Starting point is 01:17:36 True. Like they were, they were starting non-starters. Let me ask you this Hank, do you think that McDaniel makes a play for Jimmy G? He would have been a great backup for that team. Where is Jimmy G? He's on the Rams. He's on the Rams? Yeah. He's probably slaying Puss. Yeah, but you think he wouldn't crush Puss in Miami?

Starting point is 01:17:55 Yeah, well LA. Like here's Jimmy G, he did not, not enough Puss for that man in San Fran. Goes to Vegas, Puss City, then then he goes to LA, Pusselily Hills 90210, then now he's going to go to South Pus in Miami. Yeah, he's hitting them all. I think he's going to hit, he's going to have sex with every woman in America before he's out of the league. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:18:17 I just, I think the Dolphins, here's what I'll say. The Dolphins are going to play spoiler. They'll be the team that they, that is trying to go to the playoffs late in the season. If two of us stays healthy, you don't think so? A team. Yeah. They're supposed to be like a playoff team. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're not. They're definitely not living up to expectations. And I, again, I came away from this being way more impressed with the Cardinals. I was more saying that I guess it's because we saw what it was like without Tua that I

Starting point is 01:18:47 was just so happy to have Tua back because having a Dolphins game on one of the TVs wasn't just a pain to like, like I would, when the Dolphins were playing the last few weeks, I would just avoid looking at that TV. Yeah. Now I'm like, Ooh, what's Tua doing? Yeah. They're fun to watch on offense. Yeah. They do crazy shit. And Kyler is very fun. Kyler's having a good year and I I'm

Starting point is 01:19:10 I'm buying on the Cardinals being the like Cardinals could could either get a playoff spot or they could win the NFC. And the NFC West is just I don't even know who's good. It's mid off. I mean, the Rams are all the way back. The Rams are one game out. Mm-hmm It's crazy. All right, Hank you walked out not trading Cooper Cup They're not sure in Cooper Cup Hank you walked out when we're about to do this game Patriots 25 Jets 22 Go ahead Hank floor is yours. I Mean it's sad it was fun last couple weeks being able to to you know look at a what is it called tank thon? Yeah tank thon.com where all the losers go and seeing our

Starting point is 01:19:49 our The New England Patriots at the top of the draft board number one pick Had no expectations saw we're gonna get boat race thought it was gonna be you know the Aaron Rodgers to find the Adams get right game Make a run for the playoff. They got a window Drake may played great Drake may only played like if Drake may played the whole game they would have won by 40 I think he played like three oh wow three drives Wow 40 scored a touchdown which feet unfortunately for the gym the Hail Mary happened I was really looking forward to being able to be like my quarterback

Starting point is 01:20:20 actually scored today and he only played a few drives. I'm sorry that I took that from you Hank. It's alright. I'm sorry. I feel bad for you. The concussion was kind of weird because it was like, it didn't seem like he got hit that hard. Yeah, he got hit kind of on the back of his head. It was a weird angle.

Starting point is 01:20:37 It was like a tap and I don't know if that should make me more concerned or less concerned. Why would it make you less concerned? Because it wasn't like from the visual test it didn't seem bad at all. Maybe he's too honest. And the Kyle Rudolph story. I don't know if you guys saw some Minnesota Vikings fan found the clip from where it's from the play. You would never notice that he got concussed that bad in a million years.

Starting point is 01:21:00 Like he was just coming across the middle and he got hit. But that play happens in every game in the history of football. Are you just finding out that concussions might be a problem? No but it was more like if he was that fucked up from that play then that after watching the Drake May thing I'm like oh it wasn't that bad but then it made me think of what Kyle Rudolph said. Are you saying that sometimes maybe concussions are under reported?

Starting point is 01:21:23 Yeah after that it's like there's a million a day. Yeah, you I mean it is so what was the meme you shared with us? Yes bought Boston Sports throwback made the meme it was Michael Scott and his old boss at Dunder Mifflin And the old boss said Or as Michael Scott was you know young Michael Scott with the long hair, two and six. I don't have my phone on me. Can you read them? Where's your phone shaking hands? And they're both, where's your phone? Go just live in the moment. You just had your phone for the whole first part of the moment. Well, I was doing my boomer. All right, here it is. Uh, it's Michael Scott's, uh, boss is the jets. The old boss is the jets highest expectations in 25 years, shaking Michael Scott, who's the jets, the old bosses, the jets highest expectations in 25 years

Starting point is 01:22:06 shaking Michael Scott, who's the Patriots lowest expectations in 25 years and two and six record both of them. That's brutal. That's a report dysfunctional locker room. Then I don't know if they're going to stick with Mayo. It means you, you're a memes guy. Talk us through these memes. I feel bad for memes. I'll say that. You can say that because it is crazy that you guys are full on rebuild and the Jets are full on we should win the Super Bowl this year. All in.

Starting point is 01:22:39 And you're both two and six. And Drake made it even play. And Drake made it even play. He did play. Okay. So memes, I am, first of all I do want to hear your analysis of this meme, but also I want to hear what you're going to do this week to make it all go away. Nothing, the season's over. What? It's over. Actually over? What do you mean it's over dude? Let me see. Well I have a fix for you. Hit me. Cut Greg's airline. Yeah they should have done that two weeks ago. It's insane. The guy can't kick and you're losing

Starting point is 01:23:16 games because he can't. I mean if he could kick Rob Salah still has a job. Yeah. Against the Broncos that's a win.. You probably have two more wins. You're probably instead of a two and six team, you're at four and four like, and you're fine. He can't kick and you just let him not kick as a kicker continually. And Ann Rogers didn't even play that bad. I mean, he's old. He's, he's old as shit. There was a quote after the game from one of the Patriots players that said, uh, he's old. He's he's old as shit There was a quote after the game for one of the Patriots players that said he's just not the same He's like I chase him down and I'm 500 pounds Yeah, I might have over did you see the quote Aaron Rodgers had Jeff Ulbrich said

Starting point is 01:23:56 It's a moment of darkness for the Jets and Aaron Rodgers said I've been in the darkness You're gotta go in there and make peace with it. He's just talking about his fucking darkness. Yeah, he's talking about ayahuasca. Yeah, they know it was that the ayahuasca was that the because remember he did a darkness retreat that was different than the ayahuasca. Would you would you go to a darkness retreat sober though? Yeah, well, he went to the place in was like Oregon or Washington where you like basically lived in a hut that was pitch black Oregon. Yeah, I looked it up, too It looks like a bunch of gnomes and they oh, yeah, sorry like lived in a tree

Starting point is 01:24:29 Yeah, he lived he lived in like though like yeah, basically the side of a hill Yeah in a mossy home for to remember he left it early though. Yeah, he quit. So actually he doesn't know this He quit after like a day It's not a real darkness retreat somebody comes there every day and like knocks on your door and talks to you and they're like, hey. It says a riddle. Here's your food. Figure out this riddle. Think about this riddle.

Starting point is 01:24:49 He is a gnome. Yeah. This is a gnome lifestyle that he lives. He's a Keebler elf. OK, so yeah, memes. Aaron Rodgers, what are you going to do with him? Wait, can we have the meme analysis first? Oh, yeah, good point.

Starting point is 01:25:01 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a good meme. If we're just doing an unbiased breakdown I would probably flip it just because the Patriots are the older. Oh good point. They've been there. That's a good point. That's why. That's why you're the best in the biz. Yeah that's that is why you're the best in the biz. Also he's wearing the the short sleeve shirt it looks kind of like Mayo's sweatshirt that he had in the sidelines But let me let me back up this account

Starting point is 01:25:28 Rogers is the older Guy because he's 40 and Drake May is The new guy he's young so it actually kind of works. Yeah, but the paint the Jets are still the The little brother. Oh Who's Kevin? Spilling chili everywhere. Probably Joe Douglas. Sauce Gardener. That might be Chua Concussed.

Starting point is 01:25:53 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Concussed Chua. So yeah, memes, what do you do? What do you do moving forward? Well, Aaron Rodgers is probably going to retire. Just next week. And then we just move on. This is so sad. So you're totally done. Well, I mean, he means he's never totally done.

Starting point is 01:26:15 No, because let's be, we gotta all be honest here. I think the Bears should still make the playoffs. That's stupid right now. We can't make the playoffs. You can't. So you're totally done. We're right now I've been saying we'll go like 11 and 6 blah blah blah. We're right We're on pace for 2 and 15 2 and 15 into a 15 team Yeah, and the vibes are really bad in the locker room. I don't know if you saw some of the tweets

Starting point is 01:26:41 I did not there was one that was Let me find it for you because I just want to get your thoughts on it. Brice Hall was in the Jets locker room in full uniform towel over his head with head hanging low hands on his head. This loss devastating on so many levels to players in here. They're searching for answers they can't find all one of those guys who this means much more or so much to full uniform pads everything just they need a realer speech from Devante Adams the last one obviously wasn't real enough yeah they have a insult stat so memes cover your ears oh yeah from rich Samini said this is crazy the Jets had

Starting point is 01:27:23 zero turnovers held the Patriots at 247 yards and still lost to their first team to lose a game in which they Did not turn the ball over and held their opponent under 250 yards since week 3 of 2012 you know what happened week 3 of 2012 Also Aaron Rodgers lost oh to the Seahawks in the fail Mary game since then teams to do that had been 220 and 0 until today. Oh To the Seahawks in the fail Mary game since then teams to do that had been 220 and 0 until today. Oh Pretty pretty also also memes Jacobi percent did a game-winning drive on you and he's not a good quarterback and

Starting point is 01:28:03 the big play was on sauce car and also I can I say something that I Think Hank you'll probably agree with I think actually max you'll agree with pft you definitely will agree with I think if the Patriots learned how to catch the ball and caught the ball in this game they probably would have won by like two touchdowns yeah they had so many drops they dropped a million balls I don't think they went by two touchdowns, but Drake may have played the whole game. How did K Sean really get so bad at catching the ball? They dropped everything memes They did he was supposed to be like in college. He was he was gonna be like a top 10 pick. Yeah Son Reddick he played We suck

Starting point is 01:28:41 suck Nothing, there's no help. We don't have a coach. We fired the coach. We upgraded to the DC. He's in over his head. He used all his timeouts in the first quarter. That was funny. It's crazy.

Starting point is 01:28:57 All the timeouts gone. That was crazy. You just got to hope Woody Johnson gets arrested. Yeah, this is a disaster of a season. How's Greenie doing? He's also lighthouse curse broken. Oh, yeah You can't even use that anymore. How mad does that make you? Oh? You have to you have two wins. It's a dumb fucking lighthouse bit built no, but he know it more Hey, did just know that was their first win in front of the new lighthouse. No second they doubt bills When last season they did yeah in front of the new lighthouse. No second. They got bills when. Last season they did. Yeah. In front of the new lighthouse. Those are only home

Starting point is 01:29:30 win. All right. Yeah. Oh me. Definitely did some research because he knew that was going to come up. What he's been saying is that no since I rung the bell. Oh yeah. That's the one that you post every week. What are you talking about. Yeah. Since Hank kept the light. No it's not. Yeah. What do you post every week. What are you talking about? Yeah since Hank kept the light. No, it's not Yeah, what do you post every week the overall record? No, it's I've see I Hank I know what you're saying. He does the one where it's like since Hank Lockwood has kept the light They haven't won a game at home. Who is the keeper of the light today? I Don't know bring him back

Starting point is 01:30:01 Bring him back I'm sorry memes same. I'm in the same boat as you well not Fully, but loser organizations do loser things. Yep That's just kind of what happens You guys want power rank to win teams in the FCs. Yes, I would love to okay Jets gotta be number one really Really? They're dangerous, dude. I think, I think the Dolphins are frisky. No, it's, no, Browns with Jameis?

Starting point is 01:30:33 No, it's the AFCs. Oh, just the AFCs. Yeah, so Dolphins, Dolphins versus Jets right now, in Miami, the Dolphins are favored by what, two points, three points? Yeah. Oh, it's Vinatieri. Oh yeah, fuck yeah.

Starting point is 01:30:49 Uh, yeah. He kind of... I don't know. I... I think it's the Jets. I think the Jets. I think Jets close second. Dolphins. But how can you... The Patriots just beat the Jets. Yeah, but Jets got Aaron Rodgers.

Starting point is 01:31:04 Yeah, true. They got Devonte Adams now. Hassan Redd got Aaron Rodgers. Yeah, it's your own day Adams now son ready Do you what do you think we don't have a fucking coach? Yeah, but do you know right that you win? We're the best team. We don't have a coach. We have no one to coach these players We have good players on our team. We don't have a coach. Do you yes, we do have good players dolphins have good players They have coach Now Patriots have okay players the pages of bad player do the pages have a good coach no bears don't have good players in a bad coach well the Patriots have bad players but they beat a team that

Starting point is 01:31:35 has good players we don't have a kicker you know that's the problem that's the one you got to fucking get rid of on a kicker You got to get rid of that guy. He's bad and he's costing you every game Hey, listen win Thursday night No, the season's over. Okay, it's over I I Tend to agree with you because I don't think you're gonna beat the Texans cuz that Texans you know What let's do the Texans game Texansans 23, Colts 20. That Texans defensive line is ferocious. Ferocious. Their defense kind of won this game. I mean, the Texans offense continues to be clunky. Their offensive line isn't great. Stephon Diggs got hurt.

Starting point is 01:32:20 But the Texans are 6 and 2 and it feels like they have yet to play their best game. Yeah, well that's the thing is like they haven't really played a great game yet. Right. Which is really strange. So we don't know if the Texans have that. I've just been waiting for the Texas to finally have that great game. But you're playing the Colts and the Colts play everybody close no matter how outmatched they are, no matter how injured they are. The Colts are just kind of going to be around at every single game despite the fact that they get some terrible quarterback play. Yeah. So Anthony Richardson in the first half, two for 15, two for 15 for 81 yards in the first half. Now, to be fair to Anthony Richardson,

Starting point is 01:32:56 he had three drops in the first half. And I went back, I watched all three of those drops and he very easily could have been five for 15 for 150 yards. Okay. That would have been an awesome stat line. Yeah. If we had gotten that. Yeah. Cause he, he hits the bombs. Uh, but besides a couple of deep shots that he took, the game plan seemed to be just give Anthony Richardson the ball and then have him run and, uh, just hope that he doesn't get hurt somehow when he's running with the ball. Yes. Because he doesn't, he never slides. He runs at people.

Starting point is 01:33:27 And at one point he ran so much that he, he took himself out of the game. That was tough. I don't think I've ever seen an NFL quarterback say, I need a blow. And he said it. And he after in the post game, he was like, yeah, I was tired. Yeah. I just need a blow coach. That's a crazy thing to say.

Starting point is 01:33:44 It's nuts. Uh, Anthony Richardson, and we're not going to pick on him. He's, I mean, I guess I still understand the Colts trying to figure it out because you took them with the number four pick. Uh, I do think Joe Flacco probably wins this game. Yeah. That's the thing about the Colts. They're constantly one score away with bad quarterback play. If you have average quarterback play, you win these kinds of games. Yeah, so Anthony Richardson is from Austin Gale. Anthony Richardson ranks 222nd in completion rate among the 225 quarterbacks with 250 plus drop backs since the year 2000.

Starting point is 01:34:18 So the only three quarterbacks that are below Anthony Richardson are Tim Tebow, Mike McCannon, McMahon from the Eagles and then Achille Smith. That's bad. Ryan Leaf is ahead of him. Ryan Lindley, Curtis Painter, Troy Smith, Marcus Russell, Andrew Walter. They're all ahead of them. It's just, I don't know. I don't know if it's like mechanics or what he's never been accurate. But yeah, I mean there was drops I guess just keep trying. Yeah, keep trying. I guess it's good to see Jonathan Taylor out there It depends on what you want to accomplish this year I think you just have to keep trying because you got to basically definitively say alright, this didn't work And we have to move on but you can't do that if you don't play them. Right?

Starting point is 01:35:06 Yeah. Yeah. He has to learn. He's not going to learn by not playing. Right. So, but, excuse me. But Flacco. Flacco wins this game. Flacco wins this game. The Texans are good and they have not played a good game yet. Also DeForest Buckner being back for the Colts helps a lot too. DeForest Buckner definitely helps. I always forget how huge he is. Yeah he's a monster he's a monster. Okay the next game Lions 52 Titans 14. This was a weird game because it was tied 14-14 the final final score was 52-14, the Lions scored 52 points and they had 61 total net yards passing.

Starting point is 01:35:50 Yeah, some crazy, crazy stats out of that game. That's unfathomable. It really is. Hank can't fathom it. I cannot fathom it either, Hank. How? Think about it. Did they have 400 rushing yards?

Starting point is 01:36:03 No, they had every single time you looked up the Lions were running down the field with a special teams play. They had a 72 yard kickoff return a 64 yard punt return and then a 90 yard punt return for a touchdown That's a lot of return yard. I still feel like with 52 points. There's like lot of return yards. I still feel like with 52 points there's like 250 yards missing. Yeah so from that when they had 35 points they had 130 yards of offense. Yeah. It's crazy and they had Jared Goffstadt he had 85 yards passing so he had 28 yards passing in the first half and he scored 21 points. Look like it's insane. That's the fewest, that's gotta be the fewest yards per point in the NFL. Yeah, they kept on, it was either a awesome return or a Titans turnover. Like the Lions scored the first, their first score of the game was off of a Mason Rudolph interception, 23 yards. So it's seven nothing and they've only had

Starting point is 01:37:05 to gain 23 yards. Then they did have the Jameer Gibbs run, which was insane. 70 yard run. He's so fucking fast. One play 70 yards. So that was 70 yards. And then they got a big return. And then they only had to go 25 yards for a touchdown. So it just kept on happening where they would just, they'd be going right down the field. Then another interception 12 yards for a touchdown. So yeah, their first was two plays, 23 yards. Next one play, 70 yards. Next three plays, 25 yards.

Starting point is 01:37:33 Next four plays, 12 yards. Next seven plays, 22 yards. It was just every single time I looked up, there was a kick return that was going for a million yards. And the Titans, are the Titans the worst team in the NFL? Well, the Titans, I respect the fact that they realize- Panthers. Like we got a tank, yeah, Panthers.

Starting point is 01:37:52 Yeah, probably Panthers, but Titans are, the Titans have bottomed out. Like the Titans were frisky for a while, their defense, I mean, I guess you could even say their defense, the Titans outgained the lions by a ton of yards. The lion, the Titans defense shockingly wasn't bad in terms of yards given up in this game. And that's just because their offense just gave the other team the ball. Yeah. But the Titans, uh, it feels like they're bottoming out because they had the bills game last week where they were same thing. They were up. I know they weren't up in this game, but they were up

Starting point is 01:38:26 a 10 nothing. Then they lost 34 10 this game. It's 14 14. They lost 52 14. The Lions are just an absolute juggernaut right now. I don't know. Like, cause the chiefs are undefeated, but the chiefs aren't playing every chief scheme. It feels like it's a little bit to play really good defense. They're playing great defense, but the Chiefs aren't playing. Every Chiefs game it feels like it's a little bit... They're playing really good defense. They're playing great defense. Yeah. But the Chiefs aren't playing like a full complete game. The Lions, it feels like what they've been doing in the last four games has been just

Starting point is 01:38:56 out of this world. They actually... Here's a crazy stat. You ready for this? Yep. The Lions in the last four games have 172 points, which is more points. In the last four games, the Lions have, which is more points in the last four games. The Lions have more points than 14 teams have points all year. Yeah. That's how good the

Starting point is 01:39:11 Lions have been. The Cowboys game, the Vikings game, this one. And then, uh, what's the other one I'm forgetting? The, uh, the Seahawks. Seahawks. That's right. They beat the shit out of Seattle. Yeah. Yeah. They won. They 42 29 the Lions are just I don't know how you defend the Lions. How do you how do you go against? The Lions? Yeah, and this is no Jameson. No Jameson Jameson today, and they've got one of their other generic assed receiver names That'll step up. Yeah Tim Patrick. Yep, Alan Robinson. Yep doesn't matter. They just have the generic ass receiver names There's I mean Jared didn't even have to play the entire fourth quarter. Yeah. It's, it's crazy. This was a classic, classic trap spot because they go, they, they were going

Starting point is 01:39:55 like awesome game against the Cowboys, emotional win, Lose Aiden, Hutchinson, then get up off the mat, beat the Vikings in a back and forth game, play the Titans at home at noon or one o'clock local, and then they have the Packers next week. This was the spot where the Titans or the Lions could have looked like shit and they did the exact opposite and looked like no one could ever beat them. And Jameer Gibbs looks unreal. Oh, I have continues to look unreal. He's got six. Is it six games in a row averaging over five yards per carry? Yeah. On at least 10 attempts. Uh, and the only other guys to ever do that are Franco Harris, Adrian Peterson, Chris Johnson. It's crazy. Yeah. Here's a start

Starting point is 01:40:34 for the lions since 1956, a stat from, uh, the Detroit lions PR today marks the 19th game that David Montgomery and Jamir Gibbs have played together they're the first running back duo in NFL history to each accumulate at least 1500 scrimmage yards and 15 scrimmage TDs in a Tandems first 20 games together. They're so good. Yeah, everything about the offense is good They're so good. They don't have a weakness on offense. I don't know what to do I don't know what to do about the Lions the Lions are a problem. They're a problem the only it's like the only riddle that Can be solved as if they play against the Chiefs in the defense

Starting point is 01:41:12 Do you think they're gonna I think the line get a pass rusher in the trade deadline? I don't know cuz who can you get if you're not Max Crosby apparently not on the market anymore for I don't know some reason I don't know. I guess because like Mark Davis likes having a good player on his team. Yeah. Son, Rick, Son, Rettick. Yeah. I don't know who else they can get. But but on offense, they don't have a weakness. They don't. They've got a great tight end. They've got two, maybe three really, really good receivers. You would say Amon Ra is probably a great receiver. You've got two awesome running backs, MVP level quarterback, offensive

Starting point is 01:41:50 best offensive line, maybe in the NFC. And the one good I guess the one silver lining for the Titans is that you're trying to trade everyone now and Calvin Ridley had a good game. Yeah, so that was like a, hey, this guy's still good. Come and take him. That Christian Kirk got hurt, which is good for Calvin Ridley had a good game. Yeah. So that was like, hey, this guy's still good. Come and take them down. Christian Kirk got hurt, which is good for Calvin Ridley's trade back. Yeah, I think this was a why is that good for because he was the other receiver. Oh, he was gonna get

Starting point is 01:42:14 trade the Jags were gonna get rich. We're gonna trade him. Okay, this is good. Wow. Hey, look at you. The Titans might have gone into this game just trying to increase Calvin Ridley's trade value as much as possible. If they did, if that was their game plan, this was a great result for the Titans. Yeah. And their GM is now doing interviews where he's like encouraging people, listen, stick with us longterm. He's telling everyone we are tanking. Please don't hate us, but we're tanking. Just support the longterm goal. This was a great game for the tank. Yeah. Fantastic. Great game for the tank. Okay. Let's go to afternoon

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Starting point is 01:44:34 and DK Metcalf was out in this game, and he is so important to their offense, but when they look good, they look like they can beat anyone. And then in this game, they had, it was like Yakety sacks at goal line plays where they had the I was like third and goal in this the botch snap where it ended up being or no I think it was second and goal and they had third and goal from like the 34 then the next time they went down they I think the center tripped Gino Smith on fourth down so and Then they had guys fighting each other on the sidelines.

Starting point is 01:45:06 They were fighting themselves. Yeah. And they had to trust themselves to get in between and break it up without taking sides. I feel like the Lions broke them. I mean, they did beat the Falcons a couple weeks ago. That was a big win for the Seahawks. But that Lions loss on Monday night really just fucked up the Seahawks entire season. Yeah. So it was, it was very weird for them. They couldn't get a rhythm going offensively

Starting point is 01:45:26 and then they started fighting each other. The rain was, it was the fattest rain I've ever seen. It was some fat ass rain. It was some really fat rain. And the Bills just played really good clean football. Yeah, and the Bills are just good. Like I don't know why, I know the Ravens have been flashy because they've been killing it and they beat the Bills.

Starting point is 01:45:44 The Chiefs are undefeated. Like the Bills all of a sudden have like I know Stefan Diggs they trade him but with the way the Kion Coleman's playing Shakir's a really good receiver. Amari Cooper now there, Kincaid, James Cook. They have a ton of weapons. Yeah James Cook is awesome. He's playing really well and they just need to remember to run the football that it's okay to run the football Yeah, we also had one of the coolest Josh Allen plays where he punted a fumble for a first down

Starting point is 01:46:13 He dropped it kicked it Fumble recovered. It was incredible. It's a it's a very good thing to do in a football game. Yeah, write that down That is a loophole in the rulebook. Yeah, but I the Bills are just a good team They have as many wins as the rest of the AFC East combined six and two three two What should we congratulate the Bills? Yeah, I'd say the Bills have the AFC congratulations Buffalo Bills for they've won the AFC East I think that's pretty much wrapped up they Look, I mean the Bills like their run defense. They completely shut down the Seahawks running game. Seahawks running game sucked today. They were just, it felt like they were in

Starting point is 01:46:47 the backfield the entire game. I, I, the Bills are just really good. Max even said it. He was like, why don't we talk about the Bills being like true Super Bowl contenders? I think we do, but I think he was talking about more like the general public. Yeah. I think it's because it was, it was the back to back Ravens Texback Ravens Texans yeah so the the Ravens they look very very bad yes the Ravens if you and that felt like just a style like the two styles that didn't seem like a fluke it seems like the the Ravens are built to just shit-pump the Buffalo Bills yeah and then with the Texans that was Josh Allen's worst game I think ever yeah like one of the worst completion percentages, I think, of all time that he had.

Starting point is 01:47:28 And then since then, they've beaten two bad teams, and we don't know what the Seahawks are. Yeah, and they've... Well, they've... All the games that they should win, they've won pretty handily. And yeah, we don't know what the Seahawks are. Seahawks are just confusing. I do not know what to make of the Seahawks week to week.

Starting point is 01:47:46 No. And then they've got the Dolphins and then at Indy and then after that I'm looking forward to the 17th. Yeah. Against the Chiefs. Yeah. That's gonna be a great game. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:47:57 Flex that to Sunday night. I agree. Give that to us on Sunday night. But yeah, the Bills are great and I don't know what the Seahawks, I can't make, anytime you have a defense fighting each other, it feels like bad vibes. Tough look for the 12s today. Yeah. Very tough look because there were a ton of Bills fans there.

Starting point is 01:48:14 McDermott after the game was like, I've never seen Seattle like that before. Apparently Buffalo made the trip. Gotta protect the trap. Bills, Lions, Super Bowl in New Orleans. Oh my god. We need it. Oh my god. That would be incredible.

Starting point is 01:48:31 I'm going to be drunk for months. That would be the biggest, that would be such a fun party scene with those two fanbases. Knowing that one of those two fanbases is going to get a Super Bowl. What's the spread? Lines minus three. Yeah, I think that I know it starts out at three and a half the sharps take up to five but think about the bills they would have to have beaten the Chiefs and the probably the Ravens to get there. So they would have like people would be like really hyping them up. Yeah, probably three lines. Yeah. Lines would probably be looked at as, okay, you won the NFC.

Starting point is 01:49:10 Yeah. I think, I think it's close in that now. Yeah. Three and a half. Uh, okay. Chiefs, 27 Raiders, 20. Uh, we should mention it was national tight end day. So Travis Kelsey of course scored this Sunday. Yeah. This Sunday scored Yeah, this Sunday. He scored his first touchdown of the season.

Starting point is 01:49:28 I'm just mad because I didn't just bet every tight end to score a touchdown, because every tight end scored a touchdown basically. Can I tell you something? I don't love National Tight End Day. I do if it could make us money next year. Yeah, if we had capitalized on it, it would be nice. Yeah, if we can make a note for national tight end day next year, I feel like Recently tight ends they they get their fair share of the publicity, right?

Starting point is 01:49:51 But they all a lot of fanfare about how tight ends don't make fanfare Yeah, and meanwhile, it's down one of them is dating the most famous person in the world true They but they get no love. It's uh They all scored though. Let's do a we should have bet it at that's that's the only thing I'm upset about is like, I didn't know that they were going to actually all play like the most incredible games in national tight end day. Let's do a national blocking tight ends day. I like you guys that are like real high up in the 80s numbers, numbers 88 and 89. They just go out there and they get

Starting point is 01:50:24 called out maybe once a series. Mercedes-Lewis? Yeah, Mercedes-Lewis. Just like the real chunky guys, real heavy legs. Yeah. Don't run very fast. Let's celebrate those guys. Yeah. But they all went off and Travis Kelce scored his first touchdown of the season. This is... And he looked good today too.

Starting point is 01:50:40 Yeah, he did. He looked good. The Chiefs defense won this game. The game basically came down to it was a seven-point game in the half and then the Raiders started on the Chiefs 28 started to drive on the Chiefs 28 started to drive on the Chiefs three and they only got three points out of it that was the game and and the The one they started on the 28 they got a field goal the one they started on the 28th, they got a field goal. The one they started on the three, they got stonewalled four straight plays. And then Patrick Holmes went on a 19 play, 90 yard drive. That's like an army offense. 19 play, 90 yard drive. The Raiders got stopped at fourth and goal on the three yard line or four yard line with

Starting point is 01:51:27 327 in the third quarter. They didn't get the ball back till 844 in the fourth. Was it the Raiders or was it the Titans that had that offensive standout? It was at the goal line and they ran like three plays at a shotgun, like three running plays I think at a shotgun. I don't know if I might not have, I think that might've been the Titans. But the similar thing with the Raiders just like not being able to get it in there. They can't run the ball. They've they average 1.6 yards per carry. Would Madison have like 14 carries for 15 yards? Yeah. It was bad scene if you're a

Starting point is 01:51:56 Raiders fan. Yeah. And it was it was the Kermit the Frog revenge game for the Chiefs. It was. But they didn't cover. They remember that shit. The back door. Yeah. So it didn't count for that. But yeah, the Chief's defense is awesome. I don't like in Patrick Holmes through another interception. I don't think it matters. He just, he just needs to like Patrick, my homes with this defense, he needs to just have like three or four good drives a game and, and extend plays like he does. And they, they did ball control. They just, they, they held the ball ball and they they suffocated the Raiders and I yeah, their defense is so so for real our Chiefs fans concerned at all, though

Starting point is 01:52:32 I don't think so about the homes just not playing as dominant as he's played in the past Well, I think they probably should trade for another weapon actually Seth Walder said on Twitter I think he does analytics for ESPN he said the chiefs should call the Jets about Devonte Adams hmm which actually would be an interesting trade flip him do you think Devonte Adams is on the trade market nope why not I use a jet jet for three more years oh okay should they call they should call call why Why wouldn't you quote? Why wouldn't you take a call make make the Jets say yes? Yeah, because the Raiders didn't want to trade him to the Chiefs, but what if the Jets trade him to the Chiefs who cares No, that's such a funny thing. I don't know that would be very funny. It would be very nice boiler memes

Starting point is 01:53:25 Spoilers both the Raiders um This probably isn't the most shocking thing I'm about to say we do like him But Antonio Pierce failed the down 14 score late two-point conversion tests checks out. Yeah, I never expected Do we ask him we might have asked him? I don't know if we did But he did he passed the don't kick a we did, but he did. He passed the don't kick a field goal when you're trailing by like nine points at the one yard line. That was nice. Yeah. Yeah. Which she failed last week. Yeah. Okay. Next up, Bo Nix. Bo Nix Broncos,

Starting point is 01:53:57 28 Panthers, 14. Bo Nix had an awesome game. National tight end day. Adam Troutman had his career high in the first half. And a sick TD catch. And uh, yeah the Broncos, this is what playing the Panthers is like. It's fun. It's really fun. It's really really fun. 21 points in the second quarter. Bryce Young didn't look... Mmm. As bad as he has looked. As bad, he wasn't good today. Yeah, I was going to say, let's say it this way. Do you think Bryce Young, uh, his, his trade value increased, decreased or stayed the same after today? I think this is deaker. It's, it's nothing. He's bad. Uh, the Panthers should have benched him the second he finished that first drive

Starting point is 01:54:41 for a touchdown and when they went up seven, nothing. Cause that was it. That was the peak. You should have gotten out right then. That was basically you're hot on the blackjack table, walk away a winner. Like that was it right then. You gotta do a pump and dump with Bryce Young. Yeah. You gotta script out some sick plays for him

Starting point is 01:54:58 right off the bat. And then after he gets done with it, be like, okay, we can't get you hurt. Yeah. Come to the sidelines, let another team take you. I mean, I do think the Broncos are there. They're I mean, their defense is very good. And if Bo Nicks can play with some confidence, you got something there. Do you say the Broncos

Starting point is 01:55:13 are very quiet five and three? Yeah, I would say so. Why are they such a quiet five and three? Um, I think they're a quiet five and three because we've seen Bo Nicks is his bad has been really bad. I think it's because two things the loss to the Steelers in week two. They scored six points. That was a tough game to watch. Yep. That was really tough. And then yeah, besides that I guess they beat the Jets 10 to nine. Yeah, that was a bad that was just a bad game to watch because it was that weird storm in New Jersey

Starting point is 01:55:45 Yeah, and the in their win against the Bucks was kind of you know that was an early game that was kind of lost in the shuffle So yeah, and people didn't think the Broncos were good then but now they're they're five and three This is the best Bronx been a while. They probably they probably started eating on crustables right before that Bucks game Yeah, which by the way we have a entire refrigerator full of like 700 and uncrossed the bulls. 800 800. We're ready to go this. So we're trying to beat the Broncos, right? That's the goal.

Starting point is 01:56:14 But we're not doing it in a way. I still have to send out the email to the office being like, don't it's not a competition. Don't attend a day but eat as eat as many uncrossed rules as you want it's not a competition just do it naturally how do I send that email or should not even send an email just see people because people will just generally just go and grab them yeah that's the way we do it yeah just don't make a big deal out of beating the Broncos we want to see naturally where we stack up yeah I think I think that's fair. Like I'm probably gonna have like four or five a day. Maybe I was trying to do math. I feel like we're gonna break it. I think those on crustaceans are gonna be gone by Wednesday. I will really

Starting point is 01:56:55 eat three a day. Really? We'll beat it by the end of the week for sure. Okay. Yeah, I think we can do that. I like that. What means you're saying yes? Say you dominated it. Some people are gonna eat like seven to 10. Yeah, no, we'll crush it. You two being two of them. What?

Starting point is 01:57:16 I just said I'm gonna eat three. Exactly. I said I was gonna eat four or five. Exactly. Did JC Horn try to fight Sean Payton after the game? Can you find that clip? I saw it going around. I wasn't able to watch it because I saw it after we started.

Starting point is 01:57:30 I'm pretty sure JC Horn tried to fight Sean Payton for doing a fake field goal up 14 or 21. He ran up to him, yeah, when the game ended in the middle of the field. Yeah, and was like, what the fuck? I mean, the Panthers are just so sad. It's it's it's it's a tough watch. It's a tough, tough watch. I don't really know what what you do. All right, here it is. Wait, Sean Payton is definitely not someone that gives a fuck about like good sportsmanship. No, I would say the contrary. Yeah, I don't think he's

Starting point is 01:58:13 Okay, he ran up on him Yeah, I think you just gave that's giving him a piece of your mind. It's just shop talk Yeah, piece of his mind just being upset trick play on fourth and two well 28-7 in the fourth quarter Sean Payton's trying some stuff out. Yeah, you got it. You got to get a look at it. You guys see what works Alright last up or we'll talk about Sunday football as well Chargers 26 Saints eight Justin Herbert is really good. And so is lad McConkey. Yeah lad football lad Saints might be the worst team in the league They're the the Panthers answers You forget about the Panthers. So take out the Panthers.

Starting point is 01:58:47 Who's the second worst? Okay, so you got the Titans. Titans. You got the Raiders. Raiders. Jets. Saints. The frustrating thing about the Raiders is they're so...

Starting point is 01:58:55 Gardner-Menshu knows where the ball should go, or he knows where he should run, when he should take off and run, but he's just like not fast enough to actually get there. Yeah. And he doesn't have the arm strength to actually get the ball there. Right. Right. But I don't think that the Raiders are as bad as the Titans. I guess the Saints will be better when Derek Carr comes back because they bench Spencer Rattler today for Jake Hayner, which yeah, I mean, it's, it's a bad scene. And have you seen Jake Hayner's like press photos that he did this year? Yeah, they are sesty. They're so funny Yeah, zest. They're the funniest press photos of all time. Yeah, Justin Herbert was a beast today, though

Starting point is 01:59:32 He's really fucking good. And hey, listen guys chargers. They win next week Might be making some some ground. I really wish we'd beaten the Cardinals for that Super Bowl future I also wanted to do something real quick. Now this is, I'm going to say, I understand the content business. I don't want to copy anyone, but I did see this new segment on Inside the NFL called Football Guy of the Week. And I wanted to give Football Guy of the Week to Bradley Bozeman for protecting Justin Herbert after Nathaniel Shepard basically tried to rip his leg off.

Starting point is 02:00:06 Yeah, so Nathaniel Shepard did like the gator roll with Justin Herbert's leg. Tried to shatter his ankle, his knee, and then Bozeman saw it happen, and he came in and just wiped him out, which was awesome. They should have penalized him for that. Yeah. And then after they asked him about it, he said,

Starting point is 02:00:20 it's probably one of the dirtier plays I've ever seen. And then he said, protect your quarterback no matter what. Football guy of the week. Football guy of the week. And that's you can credit inside the NFL. You know that that Harbaugh went up to him after the game was like, protect your quarterback no matter what. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:00:35 He's like, yeah, you're absolutely right, coach. I love you. Yeah. Yeah. Herbert. Yeah. Yeah. Harbaugh definitely gave him a game ball and probably like smacked him around a little.

Starting point is 02:00:43 I'll pay your fine. That was one of the dirtiest plays. I don't know what the fuck that guy was doing He almost like blacked out and forgot that we were in the year 2024 and this wasn't and then watch just an insane insane Just trying to twist Justin Herbert's leg Yeah, so Bradley Bozeman first ever football guy of the week. You guys like that. The saints are dirty They're a dirty team. Yeah, they are They always got the they always got it in you know, like I get the history by football guy I mean like he's like a football player. No, he's a football guy of the week football guy

Starting point is 02:01:12 It's like a guy that he plays a player. Yeah, but no he's a guy that just your quarter All he thinks about is football. Yeah, protect your quarterback. No matter what Glad it yeah, I don't think you get it Hank doesn doesn't get it. I mean I feel like everyone's there. Watch all players. Watch it. You don't get it. You don't get it. Do a better job explaining that we do. All right. Last up Sunday football the Cowboys they just did the same thing where they were they were actually playing OK in the first half. Niners come out and beat the shit out of them and then the Cowboys make the game look like it's more competitive than it was by only losing

Starting point is 02:01:51 by six. Yeah, some nice plays by the 49ers defense. They had a sick interception of Dak. They almost got another one at the very end of the game too. Dak had some, Dak had that one interception where he was basically telegraphing it to a double covered CD-L lamb along the sideline. Yeah. Was bad. What was this? Trayvon Diggs did a D's nuts joke to reporters.

Starting point is 02:02:11 Yeah, this is great. After the game? This was after the game. There was a, this reporter tweeted something. It was like, what is Trayvon Diggs doing on this play? And he just went nuclear on him. Oh, hell yes. And, yeah, I'll show you. I'll play it. Out of that whole plate, that's what you took from that?

Starting point is 02:02:31 You don't know football. You can't do nothing that I do. You can't go out there and do nothing. Stay in your lane, buddy. Stop crying to me, bro. Just asking the question, Trayvon. I mean, I'm happy to have you answer the question. Out of that whole plate, that's what you took from that?

Starting point is 02:02:44 That's what you got from that whole plate. That's what you got from that. I'm asking to have you answer the question. That whole plate, that's what you took for that? That's what you got for that whole plate, that's what you got for that? I'm asking you. We can talk about it more. What were you doing? We can talk about these nuts. Yeah, right at the end he says we can talk about these nuts. Jerry's gonna have that guy fired. Yeah. Or try to. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:03:01 Yeah, it doesn't feel good. Cowboys are, uh... Doesn't feel like good vibes in Dallas right now. It doesn't, but. Cowboys are, uh, doesn't feel like good vibes in Dallas right now. It doesn't, but this, this is great vibes for the Niners. Yeah. And Ricky Pierce all got the ball was fast out there. That was cool to see. Yeah. Good for him. And, uh, their backup running back, Isaac Garendo was awesome in, in Kittle. Yeah. Kittle showed up for national tight end days, 128 yards in a touchdown. So Niners back or do they play the Cowboys? I I think the Niners might be back. Dak is just party look good to put he was moving around out there He's got he had Debo back, which is very helpful

Starting point is 02:03:35 So having Debo and Kittle playing at the same time like the 49er I don't think there's anything broken about the 49ers besides the fact that they have a lot of players that aren't playing for them Yeah, and when they get those guys healthyers besides the fact that they have a lot of players that aren't playing for them. Yeah. And when they get those guys healthy, I still think that they're a good team. They're not, I guess, dominant as they've been in the past when they have Christian McCaffrey, but they're still a very... I'd say they're a good football team. Yes. Even without them.

Starting point is 02:03:57 And the Cowboys building their entire offense out of just Dak and CD Lamb feels like it's not built for long term success. Did they give the ball to Cook at all? Did Dalvin get the ball? Dalvin got six carries for guess yards. Six carries, 11 yards. 12. 12 yards. 12 yards. He's still got it. Still got that burst. Yeah, but when you look at like who Dak throws the ball to, had 13 catches 17 targets and then the rest of the team basically had 20 the rest of the team had 20 targets mm-hmm he had 17 does it feels not sustainable I'm watching this this Ricky Pearsall it was

Starting point is 02:04:40 an end around in so handoff he's gonna be fun to watch. Yeah, we're saying he should be allowed to do the simulated guns Yes, if you got shot if you got you maybe tanked L maybe tanked L. Yeah, you should be allowed to do it Yeah. Yeah, absolutely and Bryan Robinson Bryan Robinson should be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay Before we do who's back of the week. I got a robot question for you guys Before we do who's back of the week. I got a robot question for you guys Rho B a C k.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzips Polos hoodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code take Are the Yankees cooked suck a little World Series? It's talk I think Aaron judge not a true Yankee Aaron judge Aaron Boone a true Yankee no no but Aaron judge Loser I think he he was a true Yankee player, but can

Starting point is 02:05:27 you he's kind of lost that as a manager. Yeah. The game one of the world series was one of the best baseball games ever. Yeah, it was. It was so exciting. Back and forth. Freddie Freeman's grand slam walk off home run was one of the coolest moments him. He just knew the second it hit his bat that it was gone Yeah Has to be the coolest feeling of all time you watch that and you think that Almost every dude that is that is watching that baseball game has pretended to be that person Yeah moment when they were young. Yeah, and the Yankees are just like

Starting point is 02:06:01 Aaron judges a regular season merchant All he does is get hit home runs the regular season doesn't show up in the playoffs. Like that's a and if there's one fan base that will not tolerate that it's the New York Yankees. Yeah, does not have his pinstripes and having a guy like Juan Soto come in and be the only one that's that's hitting dingers. Who's John Carlo? Didn't want Soto. John Carlo hit one on game one. I'm talking about game two. Yeah, but John Carlo he hit one to the to the mooncarlo's been hitting a lot of dingers. But I'm saying having a guy like Soto parachute in and then be clutch as fuck in the World

Starting point is 02:06:33 Series and Judge who's been there and been a great player for the Yankees for a long time have him still not be able to do anything in that big of a moment. It makes it more glaring. It makes it more obvious. And he's like, and he's just, it feels like, I mean, it's because he's batting third. I don't know why they don't drop them max. Why don't they drop them? Well, then you really kill his confidence. But every big moment in the first two games, Aaron judges come up and he's been a zero, but you need it. Like the Yankees need Aaron judge to give

Starting point is 02:07:04 you something if you're going to like, if. But every time he comes up you're like damn I wish this was John Carlo. If you're a Yankee fan. Yeah I mean you could drop him the four that would be fine. That would be fine. But I don't. I don't like this whole don't. You're going to kill his confidence if you make him hit in a different place in the lineup. Why. Because then it's like, then you weren't that confident to begin with. If you're that fragile. But baseball's such a mental game. Like, when you're in a slump, you are very fragile.

Starting point is 02:07:32 And you just got to. Yeah, you just trade turn around and just congratulate him. You got to hit your way out of it. There's nothing you can really do other than just try and hit your way out of it. But what's more important, having judge like be well? Mentally or putting him further back in the lineup, so he's not doing as much damage to you by having him hit sooner in the order It's the World Series yeah, but but you're are you just gonna punt like potentially your best player

Starting point is 02:07:59 But maybe he wakes him up Or it should be potentially best players the world series is your best player or not. He's playing like shit. But baseball is so different. Like you can be a player in the world and be so and be playing poorly. Like you just got to like I feel like playoff averages are pretty good representations of your playoff performance. It's not like a fluke.

Starting point is 02:08:23 No, he's been bad. He's having a while. Yeah, no. I know. I, I, he's been bad all playoffs. I don't disagree with that. I'm just saying like, that's the only reason why I wouldn't do that. I love, uh, our good friend, Tommy smokes. He's gone, he's gone back to the dark side. He's trying to be positive all year. And I don't know if you guys have seen, but he's gone back to the dark side and his's trying to be positive all year And I don't know if you guys have seen but he's gone back to the dark side and his his tweets are very funny because he's just He's ruthless about the Yankees. He was calling. Let me let me find it

Starting point is 02:08:54 That game falls on Aaron judge in his pathetic ninth inning at bat Volpi to Soto showed up and nobody else It's a little too late. Just not a serious team. I guess at least we're heading back to the Bronx Oh, you know, What was the one? He had one with Carlos Don did he delete it? He called him a fat pig He's Like just basically like he's not ready for this moment. He's a fat pig. They're just Yankee fans are brutal then the you had the, uh, the scene at Billy's,

Starting point is 02:09:26 right? The bar in the Bronx where they were cheering when Shohei got hurt. I have no problem with that. Yeah. At a bar. If it was, if it's, if it's a crowd, they paid tickets to go to it's one thing but at a Yankee bar in the Bronx. And you're also so desperate for anything. Like maybe don't cheer but you know they're all happy. Like that's just how fandom works. Yeah. But it's all you can think that and also think that's beneath the Yankees. No, I think they're desperate. That's the thing. They're dead. I think they're in a desperate state of mind. Desperate is

Starting point is 02:09:58 beneath the Yankees. Yeah. I got tremendous joy out of the fact that game one Aaron Boone made like, you know, it's the players but the manager Oh, we cost him the game and and game two by putting someone in who hasn't played meaningful baseball in a month and Then game two he just did the same thing. But with a batter. Yeah. Mm-hmm Yeah, it was it was insane how he let him get himself in that spot two games in a row Yeah game one when he when he put on put in Cortez it was just like what are you doing dude a two pitches like he's been pitching good. It's Here's the here's the bottom line. The Dodgers are just so fucking good. They're so goddamn good They're bullpen is insane. They're their goddamn good. Their bullpen's insane. Their plate discipline is insane.

Starting point is 02:10:46 If they don't swing, it's gonna be a ball. The game one hump was horrendous. But they're just a wagon. You can't make a single mistake with the Dodgers. And as bad as Aaron Boone's been and Aaron Judge's been, I don't know who's beating the Dodgers right now, right? Yeah, I mean, O'Tonnie's gonna be a big factor. Yeah, but I still think they'll probably beat him. I don't know. I don't know who's beating the Dodgers right now. Right. Yeah. Uh, I mean, Oh, Tony is going to be a big factor. Yeah. But I still think they'll probably beat him. I don't know. Tommy, Tommy Edmond guy just makes big, gets big hits. They just got, they

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Starting point is 02:12:23 My who's back of the week is shorts. Oh, you seriously don't have a single who's back the week Hank? My who's back the week is shorts. Oh you seriously don't have a single who's back the week? I was gonna talk about baseball I also I mean I we just saw a commercial for Krispy Kreme McDonald's collab yeah which has had my head in a pretzel for the last hour. Wait that's also your who's back? The buns or donuts? I don't know it looks I was blown it's like the you know the Avengers and the Justice League getting together. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty incredible looks delicious It's that's one of those things that people always talk about like oh they get this burger It's got doughnuts as the buns It's usually at a place that just does Instagram mobile brunches like they make their dishes so that you can take pictures of them

Starting point is 02:13:01 Not so you can eat them. I've had some bad experiences, like not bad, but I don't think that it's, I would rather have a hamburger and then a donut on the side. But I will try this. Duke's back, Hank. Oh, what happened with Duke? They beat Arizona State by 50.

Starting point is 02:13:17 In a scrimmage. Scrimmage. Arizona State's bad. Yeah, Duke beat them by 50. Okay. Okay. How'd Cooper look? I don't know. This was also a scrimmage, but they won 103 to 47. Okay, that they might be back. Fuck. That's a yeah. Yeah, they might be back. God damn it. They might be back. This is gonna piss me off. I'm not gonna go back to being like I'm I

Starting point is 02:13:47 can't I can't fake it I feel like I've made my my claims pretty pretty steadfast with Duke like I'm not gonna go back and hop all the way back on the bandwagon this year I'll just say it. You're not excited about this? But. No I'll always root for them but like I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be beating drum for Duke basketball But but I will root for them more than I root for anyone else. Okay, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair Pft who's your who's back? My who's back of the week is pup punk is playing in New Haven. Oh, hell yeah on Friday night So I hope the World Series will be over by then. I think that's when game six would be, right?

Starting point is 02:14:29 Yeah. It's the night of game six. I think some people from the New York office are gonna go out, we're gonna take a bus from New York, but it should be a fun time. We're playing at Toad's Place, which is one of those awesome venues that we play in. Iconic.

Starting point is 02:14:40 Yeah, it's cool. Were you playing Friday night? Friday night. Friday night. Friday night out there. Nice. And you sit backstage at that spot and you see like the Beatles on the wall. You see like the Rolling Stones It's a very very cool place So very excited to go where you're gonna get pizza from so we had pizzas from two places last time

Starting point is 02:14:57 What is Rosie's one of them Rosie's Sally's? Yeah, Frank Pepe's okay? So we had I think last time we had Sally's and Frank Pepe's and Am I allowed to say like both or do you have to pick one? No, you've created like okay? I mean, they're both fantastic. They're awesome. Yeah, they're awesome, so I'll be eating a fuckload of pizza But yeah should be fun. I think we got tickets on sale now, and we're doing a costume contest because it's the night after Halloween Oh, I'm a dollar prize to the best costume, and I'm going to match Oh, I'm a dollar prize to the best costume and I'm going to match $500 of my own cash so you can win a thousand bucks best costume. Oh, yes. What are you gonna be? I can't tell you that

Starting point is 02:15:36 If you have to ask you can't afford it I'm gonna go as Jaden Hey, you're probably careful. Careful. You're problematic. Ah My my who's back my who's back is UFC because did you guys see that guy who got his jaw wrenched harder than anyone's ever gotten their jaw wrenched? That was crazy. Hamza Kamaev did that to Whitaker, I want to say. And he basically just shattered his jaw with a choke out. And I don't really understand how it happened. He's like, I am undefeated fighter from Kazakhstan. I'm five and oh, Dana White, please give me an opportunity to fight on short notice. I will fight anyone. And then Dana, like, size them up and was like, what weight class are you? And he's like, I think he said lightweight. And he's like, OK, I'll give you a fight.

Starting point is 02:16:38 Holy shit. Yeah, just got him up on stage. It was like, you look like you can fight. The guy had cauliflower, cauliflower ears. So Dana just looked at that was like yeah fuck it if you win a fight then I'll give you an actual fight oh man that's a pretty cool yeah I'm rooting for that guy whatever his name is um all right we got anything else I've moved on not actually I'm not I have not moved on. You've moved on for tonight. Tomorrow probably doesn't get much better. No, I'm gonna wake up tomorrow. Just so mad. Because also game, especially a game like that. You are going to get it's gonna get brought up to you when you don't

Starting point is 02:17:17 want it to. Oh, yeah. The next week. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's gonna be. Yeah. Especially in this all there's nothing worse coming in coming into the office after a bad loss It's like every person. I know you like you just lost a family member. No Don't say I know like that Hank What loss were you thinking of Hank? What does that happen to you Bruins last year against the Panthers Bruins last year against the Panthers You're an asshole Hank I love you

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