Pardon My Take - NFL With Brian Baldinger, NFL Trade Deadline, College Football + We Elect A President
Episode Date: November 6, 2024Its an important day in America so we have decided to formally elect a president (00:00:00-00:09:42). We talk MNF (00:09:42-00:21:40) and NFL trade deadline and the Commanders may be all in (00:21:40-...00:41:32). We talk college football, chaos in the Big 12 and James Franklin can't win the big one (00:41:32-01:03:38). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Gerrit Cole opting out of his opt out and Ja Morant is a highlight reel (01:03:38-01:16:19). Brian Baldinger joins us to talk NFL, how to stop the Lions, what freaks he's been watching on film, what teams are still frisky and who would be the best 2 win team (01:16:19-01:53:15). We finish with listener submitted roasts (01:53:15-02:09:24).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take
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The crown is yours. Today is Wednesday, November 6th.
And I think we need to elect a president of this podcast. I vote for pug. I vote for pug
as well. I was going to say maybe Hank. No, no, no. God, no. Why? But no, but we should
make Hank the president because he doesn't want to be the president. Isn't that the rule
you always say? Like we should find the person who? Least wants to be it
Yeah
My general rule of thumb is that anybody that wants to be president should never be president the type of ego that you would need
To be president like it's a bad idea to let those psychos 15-yard penalty shooting you up
jail
What Hank's gonna Hank says lock him up me me. Yeah, you've thrown penalties at me
Okay, so your president he said you'd be in prison. Hey, are you not running against me? You're running against pug
Still jail though, but I can do whatever I want. You can oh, okay. All right
Yeah, I think we need a president of the podcast. You think it should be pug. I vote pug in here in a landslide
big big day in
The country we have the NFL trade deadline in Maxine back the first dog president has elected
All right, Pugs gonna come in here. We're gonna tell him that he's president. What do you think his reaction is gonna be?
I think he's gonna be psyched, but he's gonna be like what do I even hear? Yeah, we just elected a guy
He's not even here. Perfect. That's perfect. The country runs itself at this point Pug is MIA. Oh, no
It would did someone throw a tennis ball or something
Pug is MIA. Oh no
It would did someone throw a tennis ball or something
If he was just out on the court, he's just getting she's gonna tennis ball All right, so uh, yeah, they're there. We you will not get any election coverage on this show
We will talk football and we also will tell pug that he's president whenever he comes back
So big T asked me a question about the election. I still think we should title that episode. Yeah
So Big T asked me a question about the election. I still think we should title that episode.
Yeah.
You want to?
I kind of do.
OK.
I said it at the end of the week.
We already taped the end of the show,
and I said we should do it.
Should we do it?
It's the most free downloads in the history of free downloads.
Maybe not.
Maybe that's unethical.
What if we added it?
What if it's like Brian Baldinger, NFL trade
deadline, and the fate of our country 2024?
So Big T had an interesting question. It was like, what if
you know, the write in line on every ballot? What if enough
the country got together and wrote in the same person? And
then that person ended up getting elected and they didn't
want to be president to have to be president.
Listen, I got duped early. I have two things I want to say.
One is, I think I'm officially you know, we're we're we're
going to turn 40 in a couple months PFT or like three months. It's been rattling me a little bit but I'm okay.
I'm good. I'm totally fine with it. I haven't gone out and gotten hair surgery or bought
an old car or anything. Here's what I'm dealing with. I'm just having
to, I'm just having to embrace where I'm at in life and unfortunately I think I'm just
a guy who gets duped online now.
Like a fully duped online because a guy of Jaguar's account said, remember in 2014 when
Blake Bortles finished six for the Florida governor race?
I retweeted that.
I retweeted it as well.
I was like, yeah, of course he did.
He's the fucking boat.
So I'm fine with just being the guy who gets duped.
That didn't happen?
No, it did not happen.
Well- It said 20,000 votes
I should have been tipped off then here's the thing. It had exactly tied with whoever finished in last
Yeah, and it was I think it was like 60,000 votes. I retweeted it as well
But I think that if enough people reach excuse me reposted on x.com the everything app
It's all happening on X if enough people repost it then it just becomes the truth
Yeah, so I think yes, Blake
Bortles, you can look that up now on Wikipedia. I'm pretty sure it says that he finished in sixth
place. I'm just a duped guy now. But I was like, yeah, Blake Bortles would Blake Bortles would be
the perfect, like politician, because he would just go off vibes. Yeah, he would just be like,
whatever. Yeah, does it help people? Okay. Yeah, sure sure You know what? He's a man that can put in a plan
Uh for health in america that can get us healthy again if he just does a first thing in the morning
Everybody you wake up and you take a piss. Yeah for your country. Wait, should blake bordles be the president pardon my take
Sure
There's no way he's gonna pick up my phone call right now
There's one thing i'm gonna miss from this whole
Election stuff. Okay the commercials. Oh, yeah
The commercials are so ready for the commercials to be done
All right, I'm gonna call Blake if he picks up. I think he's the official
President of pardon my take okay guys agree with this, but what if he doesn't answer is that
I what if he doesn't answer is that it's like Griffin. I think that
Yeah, okay, oh yeah, and then no we could get Brooks a chance
Should we just send a zoom to all three of them. Oh, I don't think he's gonna pick up there's no chance It's gonna pick up.
It's back to Pug. Oh!
Hey!
Blake!
We're taping the show right now, and you know, it's a big day in the country.
So we decided that we were gonna create a president of Pardon My Take, and we have elected you president of Pardon my take. Oh hell yes so you take the job. Oh no I have the
opportunity to decline. You do. Oh yeah no I don't want that. All right. I'm VP
material. Okay all right you're VP you're VP. All right because we were talking about how
someone a Jaguars fan account tweeted
they're like remember in 2014 when Blake Bortles actually finished six for the governor in Florida and I
Got duped because I love you so much. I was like, yeah, of course he did. It said you got 20,000 votes
it was completely photoshopped, but
Okay, so
Your VP 15 times today. Yeah, I'm in for VP for sure. All right. Done. All
right. Great. All right. We'll talk to you later. All right. See, that's a guy who should
be a politician. That's perfect. Yeah. Like, oh, I can decline. All right. So pug is president
and Blake Portals is VP. Yeah. So the stat that I accidentally reposted my finger slipped. It says that he got
20,066 votes for governor in the year 2014. I just believed it. I was like, I think that's just I was
blinded by my love for our vice president, Blake Bortles. It could happen. Yeah, think about it.
We have Pug. Pug. We've decided we started the show, you know, everyone's in the election mood So we decided we need a president of pardon my take and you have been voted as our president
I'm honored pug
Perfect. Yeah, that's in no portals is your VP
Okay
I'm in
But okay, okay. What kind of policies are you bringing to part of my take?
in but okay what kind of policies are you bringing to part of my take hmm free popcorn machine that's not these needs to be loaded up okay okay max on the
couch
Now we're getting to some fucking fiery policy Max and Hank share the cat. I like that. That's fine with me. Would you put yourself in Max's spot. Yeah. Yeah. And then Shane will be OK.
He'll be in here. I don't hate that. I don't. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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you for accepting this very important role. I appreciate it for all the data. BUL is all
the pugs. Okay. All right. Should we talk some football? We got the business out of
the way. let's talk football
We shot Monday football real quick, and then we'll get to the NFL trade deadline
the Chiefs are
Perfect on the season they are going to play every game the exact same way where you think the Chiefs might lose
And then they're gonna be perfect on third down and they're gonna get a big defensive stop and patch from home is gonna make a play Oh, and yeah, Travis Kelsey still alive. Yes still a lot very much alive. Yeah, I think the oh, yeah, there we go
That Mike out Patrick my homes
yeah, that's just what they do and Deandre Hopkins obviously that was his coming out party and
I was impressed like Baker is the man. I can't stop rooting for Baker and the Bucks because he's just he's a gamer
He's just gonna be in every game gonna will them to try to win these games
Todd bowls is the biggest fucking coward in the world. He pulled a Billy Napier
God what a loser. It's a loser move. So you're going up against the Chiefs
You're decimated by injuries Baker just went out there and like bled all over himself for three hours
You somehow got yourself in position where you can win the game,
score a touchdown, and then you have the opportunity to go for two on the road,
Monday night football gets an undefeated team,
or you can kick an extra point like a coward,
go to overtime and think that you can win an overtime against literally Patrick
Mahomes. Yeah. And, uh, you decide to kick the extra point. Now,
I saw somebody that posted like what the official stats were,
and this is where, Big Cat, you and I need to separate ourselves from the stats group.
From the nerds?
Some people are saying that we've become nerds because of the whole 14 points go for two thing.
That's just math.
That's just the one thing that we know about and understand.
That is simply the only analytics that I'll ever understand,
so I'm going to talk about it constantly to make people think I'm smart.
That and beer before liquor.
Yeah.
That's analytics too.
And don't, don't swim if you've had tuna fish sandwich.
Yeah.
Good point.
Yeah.
Don't swim 30 minutes after eating.
Yeah.
30 minutes after eating and pulling out is good birth control.
Yep.
Okay.
So here's what the official numbers are.
The winning percentage if you go for the point
after touchdown, 42.8%.
The winning percentage if you go for two after,
if you go for two after that touchdown, 41.2.
So 41.2 for going for two versus 42.8 for going for the win.
So they're saying it's safer by 1% to kick the extra point.
Got it.
Here's why they're wrong.
Here's why the nerds are wrong.
It's fucking Patrick Mahomes on the other side.
It's the vibe check.
You're fucking Patrick Mahomes.
This is where, like whenever we have these arguments
about analytics, I think we're actually two of the more like honest
and grounded people when it comes to analytics are important. You should use the math in your
advantage, but vibes are very much important and like time and place matters. Yeah. Too many people
use the word analytics as just a word for a number that they don't like. Right. And I'm all for you. You, you, you are without Mike Evans,
without Chris Godwin, you've taken the chiefs to the limit here. You have one play to win the game.
Just go fucking run that play. And I don't like, if you, if you don't get it, that's the other thing
is like, I would just rule every, every decision that you're making as a coach is if it fails will I be blamed?
I wouldn't blame Todd Bulls there. I was thinking go for two the whole time
Just try to win the game if you don't get the two
Hey
You at least you went out on the field instead of the would I be blamed what I like to do is I like to imagine
What a fan of the other team doesn't want me correct and then I do that thing correct
So if you were to ask any chiefs fan what don't you want the Bucs to do they would say I don't want
them to go for two on this play because I would love to take my chances in over
to first of all you get a coin flip to start out so that's 50-50 and then you
have Patrick Mahomes on the other side so even if you go down kick an extra
point gives me kick a field goal you still have to stop Patrick Mahomes from
scoring a touchdown.
Now in this case, you want to imagine what the other team does not want you to do. And it's a no brainer for that. Like you've, you have the opportunity to beat the chiefs on Monday night
football without giving their offense an opportunity to touch the ball. Now there,
there was some time left too. And that's because Todd Bowles made a terrible decision. He called
timeout. He called a timeout. You'd like some of that time to tick off because then yeah
You would end up going up by one then kicking the bolts in my homes
And then he gets four downs and he doesn't have you don't factor in punting if you're the chiefs on that office, of course
But still you go for two in that situation. You try to win the game right there
We yards win the game Liam Cohn's a great offensive coordinator like the fact that he has the Bucs
Still looking like a very competent offense with all their injuries Liam Cohn's a great offensive coordinator. Like the fact that he has the Bucs still looking
like a very competent offense with all their injuries.
I don't know, like K.Dotten just gets schemed open
on every play.
It's crazy.
So the defense, the chief's defense is gassed.
You have a great offensive coordinator.
You have a gamer in Baker Mayfield who can run it in
or throw it in.
So you can do an option on that play. Go for two. And Todd Bowles, it's when a coach gets to a point where
they're losing and they're losing in a stupid way that I just get so sick of their face. I'm so sick
of Todd Bowles' face. His little like, where he squints his eyes when he's looking at the field,
he looks like your like grandparent or parent who's reading a menu that refuses to get
glasses. And you're like, do you need help? Like, can we read it for you?
He just keeps squinting at the field. Like if I squint hard enough,
it will look different.
Todd Bulls wants them to turn up the font on the downside. Yeah.
Is that a three or is that a four? It just, I, there's something about his,
like I just, I've turned on Todd Bull. I mean,
I was never a big Todd Bowles guy, but
This Bucks team fights so hard and Todd Bowles. You're a coward. Yeah, you're a cowardly move
And the Bucks very easily could have won that game. They played well the Bucks were in there the whole time
They were playing hard on defense and I love Bucky Bucky's the best. Yeah, how can you not root for a guy named Bucky?
Yeah, Bucky Irving shot white scored. How can you not root for a guy named Bucky? Yeah. Bucky Irving, Shob White scored.
I have a question about Patrick Mahomes.
Is he the heir apparent to the Big Ben fake injury?
Because Patrick Mahomes gets horrifically injured at least
three times a year, and then he's totally fine.
OK, so be honest.
In the moment after it happened, when he's getting
carried off the field, they show the replay a couple times
What do you think I thought Achilles or knee it was non-contact?
I was watching the game in bed actually and I was like, ooh non-contact
That's actually way worse and my wife was like why and I just felt like the dumbest person ever
I was like, well if you get hit like, you know, you break bone, but like non-contact, you don't know what happened. Total non-answer
for me. But obviously we've always learned that non-contact is way worse.
Because if it's not contact, then it's probably a ligament or tendon. Probably. But if it's
a bone, you might, you might get lucky and it's just a high ankle sprain. I did not have
a good answer for that in the moment. I was, I just completely crumbled under pressure.
But yeah, I thought it was Achilles or knee or like they said, maybe even his hip. I thought it was Patrick
Holmes is done. I was like Carson Wentz is going to, I was to the point where I was like
Carson Wentz probably went to super bowl. So I got mad. I got so mad when they showed
Carson Wentz warming up his eyes in red. Yeah. I was like, this motherfucker is about to
get on the field, force me to watch him play, which brings up big time PTSD.
Yeah. And, uh, I, and be successful. Yeah. And I,
I was prepared for that. Carson looked very nervous and, and he's probably,
he's probably thankful that he didn't have to go in, uh,
cause he is like in the co-pilot seat to potentially win a Superbowl this year,
which is kind of his thing that he likes to do.
But the relief that I thought I saw in Carson Wentz's face,
it's like if you're in an exit row on an airplane
and it crashes and you're like,
oh, I gotta get up and get everybody off this plane.
And then you wake up from that dream
and you're like, oh, it's not real.
That's what Carson Wentz felt when Mahomes was like,
I'm just gonna run this out on the sidelines.
So he was fine after getting carried off the field.
Like he wasn't putting any weight on his foot whatsoever. In that shot where he was, they were celebrating and he was sitting down
and he looked up and he was just like, not good. I was convinced he was done for the year. And he
does, he does do this. I don't know. I think he's got, you know, they always show his stretching
and how he does these weird stretches in the off season And he does have that little bit of dad bod. I think he's just indestructible. Yeah, he's gumby. Yeah, I
Did we ever find out what could have potentially been the injury? Yeah
They said that he had he was working on a ankle sprain
God that he was I don't know if he was listed or if they were giving him a treatment before the game for that
But he had an ankle sprain, you know how sometimes if your ankles fucked up and then you just step, we're old, but like you'll
just take a step and step on it all the time. He did that like times a hundred where he
stepped on it and re aggravated it. And then he was like, okay, nothing's actually wrong
with it. Yeah. Yeah. Andy Reed should have actually given Carson Wentz a game ball and
been like, Hey, in those, in those like 90 seconds, you didn't piss and shit yourself.
You're ready to go
Good job, I don't know. It's just for the bear. You didn't run away from us. Good job Carson
I just closed my eyes, leaned back and saw the picture Carson Wentz with the like
107 ducks that he shot. I just assumed it was gonna be like the NFL is scripted
Carson Wentz obviously was playing an MVP level the year that he gets hurt Nick Foles wins the Super Bowl Patrick Mah gets hurt. Carson Wentz wins a Super Bowl. That's what's gonna happen. If Wentz went and he
would have cooked. Yeah, he would have won a Super Bowl. And we would have just been like,
Carson Wentz won a Super Bowl. And then all the Taylor Swift fans in the world would have like
fallen in love with Carson Wentz. And and and it would have been all right, who would it have been?
It would have been, all right, who would it have been?
I'm trying to think. Not the Saints, maybe the Saints.
I'm trying to think who would have then signed,
maybe the Giants would have signed Carson Wentz
and he would have absolutely sucked.
He would have won a Super Bowl.
The Giants would have been like,
Carson Wentz, our starting quarterback going forward,
and then he would have gone back into a pumpkin.
I think maybe the Raiders.
The Raiders, yeah, the Giants and the Raiders.
One of those, maybe the Titans. like one of those teams would have signed
them and he would have sucked Colts really jets. The jets cars would have signed Carson.
We were robbed of the Carson Wentz story arc. I'm not ruling it out. No, I'm not either.
But yeah, so that was, the chiefs are just just they're so fucking good there and they do it in such an efficient
Like they never look flashy anymore
I think that we'll talk to Baldy about it because he he pointed out that Deandre Hopkins changes that but they just
You can't make a mistake against them and it just doesn't matter if there's a third down in eight
Patrick Holmes is gonna get it. Their defense is also incredibly good really really really really really good yeah uh okay yeah it's kind of weird because I feel
like the Chiefs they're not the best team in the NFL but they will be the
best team in the NFL they're the time makes sense the team no one would want
to play in a playoff game because I would think they would win every single
playoff yeah which they have they have not lost the game since the Raiders
Christmas Day game or the day after Christmas last year they've not lost a game since the Raiders Christmas Day game or the day after Christmas last year.
They've not lost a game. They won their what? Last two games of the regular season, then
won all their playoff games. Now they're eight and oh.
So they're eight and oh. Who's going to be the first analyst to get on TV and say, is
this the worst eight and oh team that we've ever had in the NFL?
It's not though. I know. They had way worse. Yeah.
They're winning games because they're good at football.
I think if they went undefeated, people would be like, this is the most uninspiring undefeated.
But they're not winning games because they're doing gimmicks.
They're not winning games in like blowouts against bad teams.
They're just winning games because they do everything very, very good.
They just win games.
So they have the Broncos next and they have at the Bills.
If the Bills don't beat them, I don't know if they have a loss until the Texans and at the Steelers at the end of the season.
That's what Sean McDermott should do. Sean McDermott should hire Paul Rudd to sit next to him on the sidelines and be like, Paul, should I go for two here? What do you want as a fan of the Chiefs?
Yeah.
And then make his decision thusly. Yeah, just go off of that
Alright, so we talked some NFL trade deadline PFT
Are the commanders all in I'm thinking soupy. Yeah, I'm thinking soupy and we talked March on Latimore
Obviously got traded the commander's huge huge. I mean, that's a great trait. It's a good trade
We we gave up a third round pick and I think we swapped the fourth for a fifth
So essentially what Adam Peters did was he he turned Dotson into Marshawn Latimore,
which is a pretty good magic trick.
Not exactly.
Well, yeah, because we got a fifth back as well.
Well, he actually did better than that because the third that we gave up is going to be a
much worse draft pick.
But you gave up an extra pick.
But the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick. But you gave up an extra pick. But the third that we gave up is going to be a much worse draft pick than what we end
up getting from that trade because you had Miami's third rounder.
But you just said you swapped a fourth and a fifth.
We swapped a third and a fifth.
Okay, so we swapped a third and a fifth.
Correct.
So you gave up more picks.
So wait, me and you swapped a third and a fifth.
Correct. And you added a fourth
and we added a fourth to the Latimore. So, but I didn't get a fifth back from you. Is
that what you're saying? We got a fit. We got to start. So, so, so PFT gave Max Johan
Dotson and you can have Max gave PFT one third round pick. We got Jahan Dotson and a fifth.
And you gave up a third.
We gave up a third and I think and a seventh.
Okay, forget the seventh.
Correct.
What you then, so you traded Jahan Dotson
and got a third round pick.
You traded Jahan Dotson and a fourth
for Marshawn Latimore.
I got.
That's what it is.
I got Miami's pick for Max.
Miami's third round pick.
I'm confused.
So then what did you trade for Marshawn Latimore?
We just traded our third round pick
for Marshawn Latimore.
And a fourth?
And we swapped.
And a fourth.
A fourth and a fifth.
We swapped a fourth and a fifth.
But we also got one of your fifths.
Yeah.
So it's Jahan Dotson and a fourth
because it was the same trade plus a fourth. So it's Jahan Dotson and a fourth, because it was the same trade plus a fourth.
OK.
So it's Jahan Dotson and a fourth.
I still like it.
So the reason why I-
And you're not mad at Matt.
No, I just wanted to clarify because he was saying things
that were incorrect.
OK, so what I love about the trade is I still have no idea
how to evaluate cornerbacks.
I don't sit out there grinding film or anything.
But I do trust one person more than most and that's been meant
yeah, and been meant gave me a breakdown a full breakdown of Marshawn Latimore and
He said lockdown number one physical good length will tackle
Competitive got a couple more years in his prime still pretty fast hated Dennis Allen oh that's the big one for me yeah Dennis
Allen got fired which we we happened after we recorded on Sunday night yeah we got the Rizzler
now yeah we got the Rizzler Rizzy uh that was that was that was due to happen but yeah the
commanders look like they're all in yeah the other the other teams that were interested in them were
the chiefs i think the 49ers so other competent organizations those are all in teams are going
for him so i'm happy our defense is like middle of the road ish and with Latimore,
it would, it wouldn't be the craziest thing in the world.
If the commanders want to Superbowl. I'm not thinking about,
I'm not thinking soupy, but it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be crazy.
I was looking at the schedule and this and the standings.
I think you guys could be the one seat.
Yeah. I mean the lions have to play the NFC North. The lions are a much better team than we I mean the Lions have to play the NFC North the Lions are a much better team than we are
But they have to play the NFC North. That's why that's why these next two games
For the commanders are that's why I asked the question
I was not trying to trap you but if they go to know in these next two games
Their schedule is not that difficult one seeds right there. It's right dealers in the Cowboys
Or sorry the Steelers and the Eagles in the next two weeks are very big games. If you go 2-0, that changes everything.
Now I think that's down to 1-1. 1-1 would be great too though. I'm saying like, that's,
yeah, it's right there. Is the game in Pittsburgh? The game is at home. I mean, it's Pittsburgh,
so they just get on a bus and George Soros pays for their ticket down to DC and then they go do the thing. Yeah. All right
So what other trades we had?
We had the Lions get better. So
Zedarius Smith goes gets traded from the Browns. He's now on his third NFC North team. Mm-hmm
I saw the Packers traded Preston Smith to the Steelers Steelers also got Mike Williams from the Jets memes
Where do they get in for Mike? What like it. Steelers also got Mike Williams from the Jets. Memes, where are they getting from Mike Williams?
What kind of players is Mike Williams right now?
What do you got, Memes?
He didn't do much with the Jets,
but Russell Wilson loves deep ball,
and Mike Williams is a deep ball threat.
So he didn't do much with the Jets.
Okay, so you don't care about giving him up. No, not really but Allen's art is on IR
So Mike Williams did fill a hole there, but young guys got to step up young guys got to step up
So what other trades did we have that were consequential to tell like it's white. It's ravious white got traded
from the Rams to this
Dealers who got today? No All right here we got the whole list traded from the Rams to the Steelers? Who got Trudevius White?
No. All right, here we got the whole list. Trudevius White. I'm looking for his name.
He's on the Ravens. Ravens. Okay. So I mean, a couple teams and then obviously Deontay
Johnson got traded last week, which was big. And then Schefter posted yesterday that that DK Metcalf will not be traded.
Contrary to speculation.
Oh, that is how I learned about DK Metcalf potentially being traded was Adam Schefter
saying that he won't be traded.
Got it.
Yeah.
Oh, also Khalil Herbert got traded from the Bears and then tweeted Thank you God.
Yeah, I would like to make a statement now that I've had a little time to have the dust settle and watch DJ more
seemingly quit on
the bear season and
met Eber Fluss be a moron. I
think I'm just I think I need to just let go and just give up and I
See what you have PFT in new owners and I think I just I can't I
can't let myself get my hopes up until there's new owners which will never
happen so that just never I'm just never gonna change. It makes it makes a big
difference. They're never gonna hire someone they're never gonna hire an alpha
male they never want a guy who's bigger than the organization since Dicca. So it's yeah, I'm just down bad and Caleb Williams is gonna get ruined.
Drake Mays gonna be better.
Jaden Daniels already better.
Who else?
Bo Nix is better.
Michael Pennex is gonna be better.
They're all gonna be better and I'm just gonna be I'm just back in the whole cycle.
So what is on Sunday?
Patriots? Yeah.
You have the opportunity to bury Hank's dreams though.
But at this point I saw a report that if there was a report
which the Bears have never done,
they've never fired a coach in the middle of the season,
over a hundred years history,
there was a rumor that if they lost to the Patriots
then Mattie Bufous would get fired.
So now what am I rooting for?
Yeah, that's a trick question.
I think you gotta be rooting for Hank. If you could guarantee that he would get fired. So now what am I rooting for? Yeah, that's a trick question. I think
you got me rooting for Hank. If you could guarantee that he would get fired, I would
never root against the bears, but I would at least have something on the other end if
they do lose that. Yeah, but Caleb, let's say Caleb goes out, throws three touchdowns,
no picks, 290 yards and the defense just breaks down against Drake May. You'd be okay with
that.
It's all, it's all relevant.
I listened to Matt Iberfluss's.
They all fucking, he's a loser.
I listened to Dweeberfluss's press conference live
and it's bad.
He is not a good coach.
No.
Nothing about the man inspires confidence.
It was crazy, because I was getting mad
for the city of Chicago.
I was like, this shouldn't be on the public airwaves here.
This is obscenity, listening to him talk
and just say the most innocuous coach cliches
that he could think of to answer any given question.
He was like, yeah, I think we got to do a better job
running the football and we got to stop the run.
This time of year, stopping the run is important
and it starts with me.
He said, it starts with me again.
It starts with me.
What are you going to say Hank?
From the troll couch?
Not the troll couch.
I want, I don't, I don't want the Patriots to win this weekend.
I don't think I, I, I'm going to be rooting for the Patriots because I don't think they
would fire Matt Eberfuss win or lose.
I, that was a rumor, but I don't, I do, they're such cheap owners and they won't do it. I
know he's a friend a friend of the program, but I
Feel like when you're doing as bad as he is getting funked up was looks so much worse
Matt Eberfluss. Yeah. Yeah, like he got the poofy haircut. He's not a friend of the program by the way. He came on once Okay, let's not let's not get crazy. No, I'm just gonna say he looks
He looks for take that out of your mind that that was yeah
No, I'm talking about funk, but oh funk is a friend of the program. Yeah, he's still a friend of the program
Yes for the listeners who's funk again funk is the barber who cuts most of the hair for the Chicago Bears
But he and he is a friend been in this office the hair before the season and and it looks ridiculous now
And he is a friend in this office before the season and and it looks ridiculous now
I've said it's not worried about your hair. They did they did it with me about the end of yeah that that I mean you say That to a quarterback that cares more about like how they dress that guy Matt Eberfluss
He should spend more time sitting in his playbook in less time in the bar
But probably not because he's dangerous in his own playbook the they did it with Mitch Trubisky obviously Mitch Trubisky is drafted John Fox is
the coach they fire John Fox after one year then Matt Nagy comes in then they
draft Justin Fields fire Matt Nagy after a year Matt Eberfluss comes in they
drafted Caleb Williams kept Matt Eberfluss they're gonna fire Matt
Eberfluss after a year I've done this speech a million times but it's the same old same old bullshit and basically they're
like hey all we got to do is get our head coach funked up and everyone will think that
everything's changed and nothing is facelift it's bad so I'm in a dark dark place but I'm
happy for you guys you You guys have some good
organizations you get to root for and fun things coming up and it's just...
It's strange. It's honestly, it's strange for me to be looking at transactions that we make and be
like, I think that they have a plan. Well, yeah, that's the thing. The crazy thing is like
Jaden Daniels is, he's so good at football, at playing quarterback that he actually made our
secondary better. But it's not, Jaden Daniels is very,'s so good at football, at playing quarterback that he actually made our secondary better.
But it's not, Jaden Daniels is very, very good at playing football.
If you had Dan Snyder and Jaden Daniels, it wouldn't work out.
Oh, Jaden Daniels.
That's the point where I came to that realization in the last 24 hours where I was like, why
am I thinking that it's going to be different?
It's the same people running the same dumpster fire over and over. We're
going to do the same thing year in and year out.
Didn't tell us we were going to win a Super Bowl though.
In 1985.
It's been a while. If Dan Cider was the owner of the commanders.
And they should have won more and they didn't.
Then when Jaden Daniels got his rib broken, it would have punctured his heart and he would
have died on the field. That's the vibe that having bad ownership that yeah that Having bad ownership will give you it's a six-switcher
Find it in the barstool store starting on Thursday. It's almost a comforting feeling though
Cuz I'm just not gonna I've reached the point where I'm not gonna fight it
I'm not gonna fight it until the offseason. I'll fight it again. I'll be like, oh, yeah new coach this fucking guy
We're gonna hire we're not gonna hire Ben Johnson. We're not gonna hire Liam Cohn
We're gonna probably hire like the offensive coordinator, or no,
maybe the defensive coordinator of like the Panthers or something and be like, well, he's
next up.
And I'll get myself really excited and I'll do the whole thing and I'll get pumped.
And then they'll finish like nine and eight or 10 and seven maybe, maybe.
And then I'll be like, oh, next year's year.
And then they'll draft Archman and they'll draft another guy and then they'll fire the
guy we just so all hope optimism is gone until July. That's it. Yeah. No you can still do it. You can
still go on a ride. DJ Moore. He's quit. He doesn't like Caleb. It's bad. Bad news. He's
a field guy. He's always a little herbert left and said thank thank you God. He tweeted thank you God. Yeah. What do you do about D.J. Moore going forward.
I would trade him. How can him and Caleb play in the future. Don't know Max. It makes no
sense to me. I like maybe something will change and I don't. I like D.J. Moore seems like
a great guy. He is a very good receiver. Something has been off this year and you can't pretend that that's not the case.
You can't just be like, I could look over it after the Texan stuff, weird shit, you
know, like body language.
But this one I'm just like, it's, it's, it's, I don't know.
It's, you can't, you can't look past it.
There's too many isolated incidents.
Right.
Correct.
Where something is up each one
You can look over individually, but all of them together means that there's gotta there's gotta be something up
And I'm not blind to it. Yeah, he misses old buddy
I think it's as simple as that like he was never gonna love Caleb
No, he just thought Caleb and he got his money, which I'm happy. He got his money again
I don't it's not like a personal thing. I like DJ more the person
I like DJ more as a receiver in theory. DJ Moore on this team
this year has been something maybe just woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Do you think
Khalil Herbert is the first person to thank God for moving to Cincinnati? Yeah, probably. I think
maybe in history, right? Yeah, that's probably it. And then we also glossed over the biggest move
of the trade deadline. Jerry Jones. Yeah. Made a move. The Cowboys are still all in. Oh, did not
sign Pam Oliver. He got it. He got was Jonathan mingo. Yeah,
from the Panthers. Yeah. So fourth round receiver from
Panthers. Jerry said that they liked them a lot in the draft.
So basically, Jerry Jones has been stewing on not getting
mingo for the last what two years. Yeah? And so he finally righted that wrong.
And now I guess Trey Lance has another target.
That's huge.
Massive.
Trey Lance.
Is it going to be Trey Lance?
No, I think it's going to be Cooper Rush.
But also Jerry said on his radio hit that he goes on every week and gives up way too
much information about his personnel decisions.
He said that it's going to be Cooper Rush, but also Trey Lance brings a lot of stuff to the table that you can't get from Cooper
Oh, so I wouldn't be surprised if you saw Trey Lance make his way in on some plays couple Trey Lance packages some Trey Lance packages
You need to just you need to punish them max you need to beat them by a billion. Yeah
I mean Cooper this has to this has to be a spanking it has to be you have to rush put them over your
Yeah, you got to put them over your knee and you got to spank them
Yeah, I know for 60 minutes at Jerry world will still always scare me a little just spank them max
Spank the fuck out of their team. That's begging begging for you to put them out there like daddy. Please spank me choke
No, they're saying choke me out. Yeah, I'm hoping that we spank. I'm hoping that we spank you got a smile confident that
we spank. We got you got a spank AJ Brown. Good news from the MRI.
What's the good news? No structural damage looks like just
a bruise. That's good. Just a bruise. Just a bruise. I look
forward to him. I'm I'm only fusion as some may say I'm
bummed out that we already played the box because Marsha
and Latimer against Mike Evans is always fun.
That would have been fun, yeah.
Because they just rip each other's throats out every game.
Yeah, okay, anything else from the NFL world that we missed?
I don't think so.
This is a great quote from Jamar Chase today.
They asked him about getting ready for Thursday night
because it's gonna be Bengals and Ravens on Thursday.
And this is from our good friend Ben Baby in Cincinnati.
Love Ben Baby, we gotta get get Ben baby on he said,
they asked him if it was like cramming for a test in school,
getting ready to play on Thursday night. And Jamar responded, I
didn't study in school. Love that love love that Cardell Jones
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PardonMyCheeseSteak.com. I don't want credit, but I feel like we glossed
over the fact that I did say Drake, May, Jayden, Daniels, Bo Nicks, Michael Pennex are all
going to be better than Caleb Williams. That was big of me.
Well, I can tell that you're in your feelings right now.
I'm bad. I'm down as bad as bad could be.
I don't think that's true. I still think that Caleb's going to be a good quarterback, but
Pennex probably not.
Pennex probably not.
Probably not because it's not against against kale but I still believe in
kale Williams the quarterback I do not believe in the Bears the organization
breaking moves breaking moves
max I mean this is the NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers Joel Embiid for
three games for altercation shoving a columnist in a postgame locker room. He's
not playing the next three games. Wait why isn't he playing? Because he's
recovering from a meniscus injury. So the NBA's investigation into
Joel Embiid not playing in the first several games has
been usurped by the NBA suspending Joel Embiid from playing for three games.
Yeah, it's the Domino meme.
Make that memes.
It's the first Domino is Marcus Hayes writes a column about an investigation into Joel
Embiid not playing. And then the big domino is Joel
Embiid can't play for three games. Per the NBA. I'm struggling to follow that. They literally
were like, hey, here's an investigation that they're not being correct about these injury
reports that Marcus Hayes writes his article. Got it. And then the article ends up with
Joel Embiid pushing him, which we stand by him, and be that is and now Joel and be can't play three games
But he also wasn't gonna play him because he's hurt. It's like getting suspended from school for skipping school
Cool, I mean the yeah sure I feel like they were like, yeah, he'll probably be back after the next three games
So let's just suspend him for the next three games. So that are you sure about that?
You sure he's gonna be back after the next three games. I'll be back. Did Paul George play well. Nope. Oh
It's okay you got the clip. Wait, are you one in five? What we are you one in five?
Have you never started going on?
We've never long never we've never talked about the NBA this much this early. I see I did I didn't see a very I think
It was from Kevin O'Connor. Oh no, you guys are one in five!
He posted.
We haven't talked about the Bucks for a second.
We talk about Tankathon a lot,
but I've been on there a lot,
because the Patriots and sometimes I click the NBA section
and the Sixers are three right now.
They're right now.
Trust the process.
Cooper flag watch.
You're trusting the process.
If we got Cooper flag, it'd be crazy.
Kevin O'Connor put up a very interesting post
the other day about how bad the Clippers are and how things could go from bad to
worse for them and if the Clippers somehow lucked into the
Like a top pick in the lottery, you know who gets that pick the Oklahoma City Thunder. Oh
So if the Clippers are bad enough the Thunder could also get Cooper flag
Wow, Pelicans have the Bucks pick and the Bucks are in dead last right now. Whoa.
Yeah, that would be devastating. Who could have seen the Dame Lillard trade not working out?
Oh wait, I did. Bucks fans got very mad about that. That's way. And now they have, there's rumors,
yeah, like the Yanis to New York. It's back. It's crazy. It's crazy. But if they don't have their own pick, why
would the Bucks trade Yannis? No, they would never, they should never trade Yannis under
any circumstance. Yannis gives you a chance. You just got to figure out another way. And
the Cavs, shout out to Cavs since we're doing NBA talk. They're eight and O and they like
keep winning in crazy ways. Uh, okay. College football, college football. We have our first
rankings out.
We're recording this the afternoon.
The rankings don't really matter this early
with the new college football playoff setup
because you're gonna get the automatic teams in.
So, you know, the four highest ranked conference winners.
And then there's so much shit that's gotta shake out.
Like this week we actually have true elimination games in LSU versus Alabama a
mini elimination game in Georgia versus Ole Miss because if Ole Miss loses
they'll be out but the big story so so you want to do rankings first I what
your guess is? I'm gonna guess that Indiana fans will be pissed off. Indiana
fans have every right to be pissed off, because Indiana should be ranked ahead
of Ohio State and ahead of Texas.
Indiana's undefeated and you could say, well, they haven't beaten anyone.
True, but if you go common opponents for Ohio State and Indiana, Indiana beat Nebraska by
a million, beat Michigan State by a million.
Ohio State did kill Michigan State, but Ohio
State struggled Nebraska.
So at this point, if we're just doing blind resumes, and if you were to just flip flop,
if you just imagine Indiana football with the Ohio State Buckeye logo next to it.
And if you look at who they've played, if Ohio State had played that exact same schedule
and they had the exact same results, Ohio State would probably be ranked what?
Number two in the nation?
Yeah.
Well, so maybe not just because Ohio State, I'm not, I think you should just like as a
personal like belief, the undefeated team should be ranked ahead of the team with a
loss no matter what the schedule is.
Like at this point in the season, knowing it doesn't matter because they're going to
play each other.
Yeah. Ohio State's argument, which I understand they have the
best win out of Ohio State, Indiana and Texas. Cause those three are going to be lumped
up somewhere. They have the best win out of those three best loss. They have the best
loss as well. So they lost by a point to Oregon at Oregon and then they beat Penn State at
Penn State. So Ohio State does have the case to be I just want to see Indiana higher than Ohio State in Texas. Yeah, because they've
been demolishing teams. Yeah, what you're saying is at this point, the great loss is
better than a good win. Well, and they also the committee, they go like data points and
Ohio State's win at Penn State is better than anything Indiana's done. Yeah. So they'll, that's why they'll do it. I just, especially the first poll that is utterly
meaningless because we're gonna have so many games that figure this shit out. Just reward
the teams that are, that are undefeated. There's a lot happening today in sports,
isn't there? Yeah. Like I feel like a day like today, election day, the college-
Election day's over, pug. Pug, yeah. But election day, college election is over pug pug. Yeah, but election day college football playoff
And NFL trade in action and maxion you just have to believe that major league baseball is gonna announce some award at low
Yeah, no, 930 p.m. Tonight. So youngs coming right they're gonna they're gonna try to put that out and get absolutely buried
Yeah, I I do think that Indiana should be ranked higher that said I think that when they match up
I would not be shocked if Ohio State beat them by a couple scores. Yes, I think it's going to go. So I think they're,
I think they have to just guess with, I don't know how they are. They just doing the rankings
and not the bracket because the bracket obviously has to get figured out by the conference winners.
Either way, it's gonna be Oregon, Georgia, Miami and BYU as of right now are going to be the, the,
It's gonna be Oregon, Georgia, Miami and BYU as of right now are gonna be the,
the, the conference winners, uh, that you could guess.
Big 12 is chaotic. Big 12 has many things.
BYU should get undefeated to the big 12, uh, championship game, but that thing is chaotic. And then it's going to be Ohio state,
Texas, Indiana, probably Tennessee,
Notre Dame, SMU, SMU should, I mean SMU has a pretty, they
have one loss to BYU who's undefeated and they beat Louisville on the road who was a
ranked team and they beat Pittsburgh, killed Pittsburgh this past weekend. Yeah, the ACC
is going to be interesting because I don't know, it looked like it was going to be Clemson Miami the whole way and Clemson just dropped a fucking egg against Louisville.
They got sonned.
They had no one in the stands at the end of that game.
It was crazy.
And they also were running Donovan McNabb offense.
Yeah, because they were they were down like three scores and they were the play clock
was going to like four seconds.
Kade Clubnick was puking. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. So I, yeah, I think SMU, they could be
like number anywhere between eight and 11. Yeah. And I wouldn't be shocked. And then Boise State
will probably be the G five team, but there's also, I mean, two lanes out there. Army still has a
chance. Uh, there's a, there's like 20 ish teams that are two losses or less and have a chance at this
thing. And it's pretty fucking awesome. So you know, I love doomsday scenarios, right? Yeah,
the doomsday scenario last week, now no longer possible brand new doomsday scenario, just dropped.
If Texas loses to Florida, Georgia loses to Ole Miss Florida, but they're on the third quarterback,
they have been playing a lot better. They've been playing better. Like it would be nuts, but it wouldn't be crazy.
I think they're quarterback they put in on Saturday
against Georgia was a transfer from Yale, I want to say.
Imagine that.
They look good.
Imagine being.
That was a great loss, actually.
Yeah, but imagine being the Yale quarterback
and then having to get into the Florida, Georgia game
in Jacksonville. That's, that's an insane, insane wave, like a difference in competition.
Yeah. And just difference in vibes in a city, everything New Haven to Jackson. Yeah. All
right. So, all right. So Texas loses to Florida, Georgia loses to Ole Miss, LSU loses to Alabama, Tennessee loses to Georgia, and A&M then loses
to Texas later on. Then the regular season would end with Alabama, Georgia, LSU, Missouri, Ole Miss,
Tennessee, Texas, and Texas A&M in an eight-way tie for first place in the SEC. And I think through
all those tiebreak- Missouri's going to lose again. They might. But if all those things happen, then I believe it would be LSU and Alabama again in the, in
the sec championship. That would rock. Eight way tie. Yeah. I'm rooting for it. And then
you'd probably have, there might be two or three sec teams that are ranked higher than
the sec champion that ends up getting a buy. Just love all these doomsday scenarios.
Yeah, it's awesome that so many teams are still alive right now.
And like I said, the rankings don't matter this early.
But we did have, so this past weekend we had the big 12 just do what the big 12 does, an
absolute chaos.
Iowa State losing, which they could still get in
but one loss Iowa State they don't have a great strength schedule Kansas State catching their
second loss now it's BYU undefeated and Deon Colorado owns their destiny they do have a tough
tough game at Texas Tech this weekend but if they win game, they like Deion in the playoff would be incredible.
And Big Cat, do you think that there's any chance that the college football playoff cares
about ratings?
Yeah, I think they might.
Do you think that if a team made the playoff and one of their players played both sides
of the ball, 120 snaps. That might be an interesting storyline
for Heisman. I'm worried about Camp Ward. Camp Ward is really, really good. Miami's offense
is probably unstoppable in their defenses. Miami's just going to be in fun games. Miami SMU would be
an incredible ACC conference. I would, that game would be, I would take the over at a hundred.
I would predict that if Colorado and SMU are anywhere close in terms of resume
ESPN is gonna be like we need Colorado. We need that. They have to win out though
Yeah, cuz that's the weird thing what happened with the big 12 this weekend is they probably
Fuck themselves
In being a two-bit league because if BYU goes and wins the whole thing
It's just gonna probably be BYU. Yeah. BYU would
have to run the table, then lose to Colorado or an Iowa state in the conference for them
to have a chance to two teams. And kind of similar to what happened in the ACC. If Miami
runs it and beats everyone, they might only get one. So it might just become the big 10
in the SEC. I have a question for you, big cat. Yes. Can James Franklin win the big one?
No.
Well, that was, that was the last thing I had is, uh, things that we need to talk
about.
Wait, let me finish.
So Ryan Day, can he win the big one?
Uh, if it's against Penn State, yes.
So is that a big one?
Did, did Ryan Day just win the big one?
Because I was thinking about the transit property, the big one.
And I think that Ohio state is Penn State's big one. Yes. But Penn State is transit property, the big one. No. And I think that Ohio state
is Penn State's big one. Yes. But Penn State is not Ohio State's big one. No, no, no. Penn
State is Ohio. Yeah. Ohio State playing Penn State. That's not a big one for Ryan Day,
but it's a huge one. It's everything for James Franklin. 10 out of the last 11, same story
every single year. They get in that game. They have recruiting classes on par
They have the talent on the field
Except they never have like game-breaking
Insane like wide receivers or guys who can who can win one-on-one like Ohio State does because Ohio State always has wide receivers
I think Penn State even has a while state transfer at wide receive
wide receivers. I think Penn State even has a while state transfer at wide receiver. Yeah, he's not very good, but he was like a story going in this game.
Yeah, I'm going to use this guy a lot because it's a revenge game. It was that
in a and Will Howard not being recruited by Penn State. It's like, well, he he's
not, he went to Kansas State first. So it wasn't, but uh, cause he's from
Pennsylvania drew hours also Ohio, Ohioio ohio guy yeah uh and
then james franklin after the game uh gotten an altercation with a fan uh max do you think
that you should get rid of james franklin at penn state no do you think he's hit his
ceiling because yes that was if you were going to beat Ohio State at home pick six
to go up 10 nothing like that's you. That was that was on a platter. They'll never.
I don't want to say it couldn't have started better for them. Well they and then they play
next year and they don't. With the new Big Ten they don't play each play Ohio State again
for another like four years great
So James Franklin's fine that that game was over on the interception in the end zone that somehow the Ohio State defensive back caught
I still know half. I mean he's got to catch that ball Trey Wallace has got to catch that ball. Also. I forgot Will Howard
He fumbled out of bounds into the end zone. So you got that too and
Also the end of the game. Yeah. I mean that, that was the worst.
Yeah.
And that was the part that I think would drive me nuts if I was a Penn State fan,
because all you heard all off season was you got Andy Cotlin,
Cotlin Nicky and your offense is going to be explosive.
And they get to a point where all they have to do is get three yards and they
ran the same play up the middle for nothing.
That shit sucks.
And then they, and like, why would you not, why not do, I don't like Wildcat. Tyler Warren.
Get him the ball.
You can't tackle the guy. He's a beast. Just fucking snap it to him at least once.
And then you run it three times. You get it to the one and then you decide to pass if you're gonna pass
Pass on one of the earlier. I know I hate the run run run pass
You're gonna run stick to the run. Yeah, because it also is very like expected like just
Pass on second down. Yes, they were doing that weird shit where they had their their linemen split out wide put them in motion to do
Absolutely nothing. No, no. That was so frustrating.
Well, that's what they did in the goal line play.
They did it three times in a row.
They had the linemen come in motion three times in a row
for no reason.
To not do anything.
Yeah.
To lay the softest block that you've ever seen.
And then.
You know what they did?
They had them coming in motion.
And when you see the Niners do something like this,
you know Trent Williams is about to get out in front
and be like a lead blocker on a smash play. They had him come in and contribute to a double team. That's
why they put him in motion. It made zero sense. Also, I love Ohio State safety. Caleb Downs.
Yeah. Caleb Downs from Alabama. Caleb Downs is a fucking monster.
And then Ohio State has a bunch of backup offensive linemen. They have the ball on their
own four on their own one with four minutes
to go and then they just run for seven yards to carry every single time to ice the game.
Yeah. So what we can take away is that Ohio State, they are good enough to be the big one,
but they're not big enough to win the big one. Yeah.
Okay. Well, and they will win a fake big one this year because
he'll beat Michigan. Yep. That's a fake big one. Yeah. That's a fake big one this year.
So James Franklin got to keep them. I there's, there's no other option. That's what everyone
keeps saying is that it's frustrating. He is, he is a good football coach. He puts them
in a good position in the college football landscape that most teams would like to be in. But he'll never be he'll never get to that eight year can I can never get to the
I throw out a name with Pennsylvania roots that I said a lot of nice things about this school earlier so they can't get mad at me if I throw this name out there.
Oh, I know what you're gonna say.
Kurt signetti to Penn State. I think he's from Pittsburgh. Oh, I know what you're gonna say. Kurt signetti. Penn
State. I think he's from Pittsburgh. I don't know where he's from. Yeah, his, his dad,
I think was the coach at Pittsburgh. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I think he's probably gonna
get like any job in the country. I think I think this might be his last job though. I
disagree. He's already I think he'll save maybe for a couple years, but that someone offers him. He's gonna get like a billion
I'll tell you what. Um, I think I said it last year at the time Alabama should have hired him
He was an Alabama coach. He was I still think Kaila D'Avora is a good coach. She's just yeah, but uh,
So Jay, I agree with you. I don't think you can get rid of James Franklin
they essentially this this entire playoff expansion was
Like going to a roller coaster and being like you have to be this high
You have to be this tall to ride the roller coaster and then Penn State kept on showing up and they weren't tall enough
And instead of growing they just made it a little bit shorter. So now they're gonna get into the playoff
That's essentially what happened to them this year. They have to win a playoff game. They have to win a little bit shorter. So now they're gonna get into the playoff. That's essentially what happened to them this year
They have to win a playoff game. They have to win a playoff game. They might have a home playoff game
The way the schedule works out it look they very well could have a home playoff game. Why awesome white out
No, no white out the white outs this weekend, but you're not gonna white out a playoff game
You wouldn't white you wouldn't double white out. I don't think you can't what do you mean?
You're I don't know do whatever you want. This is you got a you got a white out a play. I got a double white out a playoff game? You wouldn't double white out? I don't think you can. What do you mean? You could do whatever you want. You gotta white out a playoff game. You gotta
double white out. I don't know if you can double white out. You can double white out.
They do double renegade. They do double renegade. If so facto, if you can do double renegade,
you should be able to do double white out. I mean, what is the most James Franklin possible
outcome to this season? So they make the playoff, they host a playoff game And then they beat like a wildly inferior opponent
So they would they're not gonna get the five seed
They won't get the five seed, but they will
Most likely get if they went out they should get a home playoff. Yeah, but top eight seeds
Yeah, they'll be like eight or nine. Yeah, but I'm just right around I'm trying like Tennessee and get smoked
Yeah, yeah
But if you could if you could pick like your choice of the worst of the at-large teams
Then you beat them and then you get smoked in the second round by a good school
That would be like the quintessential James Franklin
Yeah, good season, but and the Bears hire Cliff Kingsbury and then the USC hires James Franklin
Or not, Cliff Kingsbury
Lincoln stinking Riley. Thank you. Thank you. Best case scenario be playing like BYU
Yeah, BYU though. They're men. I think Penn State would be yeah, they're men man. Fubi. Why you's gonna get a body 27
Oh, right
BYU wins out wins every game. They're there a bye
Well, they don't even need to win out right?
They just need to win the the big yeah
Yes, well, I
Don't know what's happening my throat there could be like Tulane or
Who else army if army wins out they could be a top four. Yeah, they play Notre Dame
Either way Penn State James Franklin
It's just the same story every single year. It's not a bad story either
Well, it is it's I think it's a pretty good story compared to what it could be
Yeah, I freely acknowledge. This is loser talk
Like I'm looking at this from
a perspective of if you're not rooting for, you know, perennial, like top five team in
college football, but Penn State is like the best of that next group. They've won national
titles. They have recruiting classes that are on par. They're not like a Wisconsin.
They should be. So I think in that perspective it is a sad story. When was the
last national championship? The eighties. Yeah. It's been a while. Of course. But I'm
saying like they have the it's also a recruit. Like I know it's hard to get people to go
to happy Valley but like Pennsylvania and the Ohio region like that is a that's a good
football region. So yeah. They should. James Franklin like win the fucking big one. I mean
it shouldn't be the same as getting people to go to Columbus as it is getting people to go to Happy Valley just
Ohio State pays more money and is better at it Columbus is a city too, but happy I get I guess but it's like
Yeah, I never buy that anyway. Yeah, I don't really buy that like Penn State is an awesome college town
Yeah, and like a great place for college kids correct
Yeah, and then I get a shit then they get a shit load of pros and it's just, he just can't win the big one.
Can't win the fuck. They didn't score a touchdown on offense.
They had a fucking the code of Nikki. I just like saying his name. Uh, okay. Yeah. Uh, South
Carolina. Awesome defense. Yes. Fun school that that is a team where like Shane
Beamer's got him. He was on the hot seat I think last year a little bit but like they they have
if a couple bounces go a different way they could have been a playoff team this year because they
they almost beat LSU got kind of screwed. They were they took Alabama to the wire.
That's a good football team. Yep. And that a fun, fun place on a Saturday night too.
That crowd like when I turned on that game, I bet South Carolina, I know that Texas A&M
ended up coming back a little bit in the first half, but the way that game started, I've
never, I was just like, all right, nice.
I want to know how different schools became the claim holders to very popular songs.
So like,
you know how Michigan is now like we were the Mr. Brightside school? Yeah. We
invented Mr. Brightside. South Carolina having all the rights to Sandstorm is
fucking awesome. I think that, did that just happen because of Beamer? I think
that happened. Virginia Tech was Sandstorm. No, you're Inner Sandman. Oh, Inner Sandman, that's what I was thinking too.
Yeah, Sandstorm the the like techno song
Yeah, it rocks. But yeah when it's at night and they turn on say they did it first actually
I remember the clip when they like first did it so I think they were just the you know the first to recognize sandstorm
Yeah, what does Penn State have the oh?
zombie nation
Pinsay has Drake? Why?
I don't know if it was a Drake song.
Oh.
I think that they'd have Gary Glitter.
Okay.
Hey.
Rock jams.
Yeah.
Jock jams.
Jock jams.
Sweet Caroline.
Sweet Caroline would be a good one for Penn State.
Jock jams.
Now this is music.
Yeah.
You know they're still putting out jock jams?
They're still putting out now. I think so damn
That's now that's what I call music. Yeah. Yeah, there's like 50 of them to jock jams change the game
Yeah, by the game. I mean like now that's what I call school in between innings or little league in between innings
89 they're on now. That's what I call music and it's now just streaming. That's kind of sad needed in CD
That's how it goes. Yeah, get the jewel case going. Yeah. So wait, what did what did James Franklin
do to a student? He just got in a verbal disagreement with a fan. I don't know if it was a student
or an older fan, but it was a bad luck. He smashes phone. No, he didn't smash his phone.
Like you lost that game. You knew you were gonna lose that game. You always lose that game
Don't act surprised just fucking get into the tunnel. Mm-hmm
But yeah, he like stopped and like had a conversation with the guy No, he was some guy was chirping at him and then he asked what what's your name?
And then the kid ran away switch. I don't blame the kid for running away
I move by the kid but also such a narc move to say what's your name?
Cuz he's gonna James Franklin
kicked out of school
Yeah, James Franklin cannot be shocked that fans will chirp him and say fire James Franklin after he loses for the tenth time in
11 years to Ohio State
That can't be a shocking thing. He can't be like what the fuck didn't you see me beat USC?
What does that understand that he's like pissed off?
But you can't if you're getting paid the amount of money that
James Franklin is getting paid just fucking go go to the tunnel dude yeah be
like Nick Sirianni attack your fans after a win yeah to be like see see no
I'm the I I'm the opposite I think that it's what Sirianni did was worse than
what Franklin did getting mad at fans after a win Yeah, yes, I think that show is like nice like good. Fuck you energy. No well
He chose that sirianis got fucking not rocks not when it's a win against the Browns
We're like yeah barely squeaked away with that win, okay?
Sir, I just got some off with him. I think he's a good coach since he shaved his head I
Just think he's just he's got some off. I think it's all that all that hair was fucking him up. I think Sirianni
is like when he's like if you had a window into the Eagles facility I think
some days he's screaming some days he's like crying and asking for hugs like
just emotionally everywhere. We just keep going back to my team. Yeah sorry okay
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Company. Golden Colorado. Henry, my hot seat are the walls. Oh, why? Christian McAfee is back in practice. Ah, looking good.
So I guess Ryan Whitney also on the hot seat. Yeah. So you really threw Ryan under the bus
pretty big on that because it was Hank source for a while and then we gained the walls and then it
was actually Ryan Whitney is sourcing. He's telling the walls. I never reported it. Yeah.
So what do you think the walls got wrong in the story? I
Don't know I don't know what Ryan Whitney source said I think it was probably you know, pretty
Iffy
Evidence and kind of just hearsay which is why you know a journalist or someone with you know higher integrity would not report such a
thing
But I think it was probably just a rumor that obviously was not true. Hmm
So so what are the walls saying about him being back? Have they given an update like what happened?
The walls have gone at my oh, okay, so to run away from the story. Yeah, got it
It's good thing you never put your name on this
That would have been really bad. I know really bad. I know
We would have had to have our president Pug put you in jail. Pug would love to put me in jail. Yeah. I like that Pug's just been there for the rest of the show. I love it.
I kind of like you there. He's president. He's president. But get Pug on the couch.
Keep and watch. You know, any complaints that we have about the show, I'm kicking them directly
to Pug. Yeah. Okay. Your cool turn. Oh, my cool turn was John Morant. Yeah. That was You know any complaints that we have about the show I'm kicking him directly to pug yeah
Okay, your cool turn on the cool those John Morant. Yeah, that was pretty cool twice very cool
And it's just kind of you know people forget that he's he had a long ass suspension He's back so Hank can't hand over the listener that you want to explain what John Morant did
Yeah, explain what he did you got hurt though to
Right, but he hasn't played in yeah, yeah, but it was the hurt that was last year. Yeah, it was hurt. How long was suspension?
Remember
He last night five games. He but he also got hurt. Yeah, yeah
he last night had a
360 layup, which does not give it justice to how sick it was. It was probably the most
athletic impressive play I've ever seen. He switched hands. He went up with his right
did a 360 and then switched to his left. And it was like a 360 around a defender stayed
in the air, switched to his left hand. Yeah. He did a 360 no scope. I'm not going to say
that I'm not going to be be I would have liked to see
him dunk it. I disagree. In fact watching this layup this now would have been sick.
I think they should do a layup contest instead of slam dunk contest. Dude if he
dunked this though I mean cuz he I mean it would be he basically have to defy
all gravity to dunk that. It was sick. John Moran's awesome. You know I liked
watching the layup though, it's because I
thought to myself like it with enough practice, I could
possibly do that. Yeah, also not true. Not true. But it still
made me think. Yeah.
Okay, John Moran, cool thrown back. All right. Good job. Good
job, Hank. My hot seat is bubble teams. Because college basketball
started last night. Yeah. And Cooper flag. I've seen enough. I think he's a legit player
I can I can report that Cooper flag good at basketball
and
Joe Linares also put out his first yeah field of 68
I saw that and he included bubble teams and the first four out so Joe Linares before any
basketball has played his first four out our
Villanova shit Max
we look good last night kinda in the second half first four out Wisconsin
ah first last night I feel like I'm in the second half I feel like Leonardo
put out this entire thing just to include Villanova in Wisconsin and piss
you guys off also yeah he definitely did this on purpose. He also has Providence as his first route. And he knows that the Providence
Twitter is going to just absolutely roast him. And he's a sick, sick savage that likes
getting choked out. So he was like, yeah, yeah, Providence, I'm going to kick the hornets
nest on you. Yeah. Also Providence had a duck in their student section. It was awesome.
Hashtag the duck. Yeah. Providence Twitter isfeated. So I still need to do the interview. We will do I've
Told Josh our Booker to when Providence comes and plays to Paul the king Kim English
We need to get him in studio. So we'll do that. My cool throne is North Korea
Oh North Korea back on the cool throne. I don't know if this is true
But this is a very funny story very funny report from Gideon Rockman. He said, a usually reliable source tells me that
the North Korean soldiers who have been deployed to Russia have never had
unfettered access to the internet before. As a result, they're gorging on
pornography. Ooh, so North Korea sent a bunch of soldiers to go fight on Russia's
side in the Russia
versus Ukraine war. Yeah.
And I don't know if the North Koreans are ever going to get there because they're
all jacking off because they get to see porn for the first good for them.
That's all porn is the great equalizer. Yeah.
We used to talk about how no two countries with McDonald's have ever fought a
war against each other. Yeah. It's actually just two countries.
I'll allow with bang bus membership have never had a war against each other.
Good for them. Good for them. Yeah. That's the way to, that's the way to solve world peace. Yeah. Just get it. two countries with BangBus memberships have never had a war against each other.
Good for them.
Good for them.
Yeah.
That's the way to solve world peace.
Yeah, just get an access to you, Jizz.
OK, my hot seat is us.
And it's just because I had one of those self-reflecting
moments, the mirror, like looking in the mirror,
being like, oh, shit, I look stupid.
This whole election coverage today, especially with the, the election,
everyone, uh, tweeting confidently as if they know something when they don't know
anything. It made me realize like, this is exactly what I do with all my
gambling picks and holy shit, am I an idiot? Yeah. Like people just tweeting
being like, I, like, this is great for this candidate and I know it's gonna be a win no you fucking don't yeah it's politics
are sports for people who aren't good at sports and who are just I like how do
they not even watch sports yeah I don't get it they only get us they only get a
sports game once every four years mm-hmm imagine if we only got one football game
once every four years so they get preseason every two years. True, true.
But either way, I feel stupid.
Imagine a one game season.
How much would that one game mean?
That would rock.
And then you overreact to how good your team is
because you won your one game.
It would mean everything.
And then my cool thrown is the Yankees and Garrett Cole,
because that was very funny.
Garrett Cole reportedly opted out of his contract because he had a clause where he
could opt out and the Yankees would have to add a year and like 36 million. The Yankees basically
called his bluff and were like, okay, fine. And go ahead. And then Garret Cole's like, just kidding,
I'm not going to opt out. So he opted out of his opt out. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I like that.
Just very funny that he, I mean, maybe Brian Cashman's growing a set because he was just like, not going to opt out. So he opted out of his opt out. Yeah. That's good. Yeah.
I like that.
Just very funny that he, I mean,
maybe Brian Cashman's growing a set
because he was just like, yeah, go ahead.
You think Brian Cashman-
Should have covered first, dude.
Brian Cashman was climbing a building somewhere
and got a text being like,
Hey, he's opted out.
And by the time he repelled, he's like,
Hey, he opted back in.
Yeah. But it was, yeah, Garret Cole.
He just immediately was like,
ah, can I get that opt out back?
I don't want to do that. So he's still a Yankee and we have the one Soto sweepstakes starting to heat up Max
and everyone I
Think he's gonna get seven. Yeah. No, I'd like to walk that take. Yeah. There we go
I think he's gonna get a stupid amount of I think it's gonna be insane
But the fact that the way he's going about it just means that like, yeah,
it doesn't he doesn't give a fuck who's giving him this money. Yeah, not at all. He might
pay for it. Like if Saudi Arabia started a baseball league, he might end up there. It
would be very funny if someone I don't know what team it would be. Maybe like the diamond
or like what if the pirates are like, hey, we're not going to actually keep them for
this entire time. But let's just sign it just for one year yeah we'll
trade them I took a wager on the Draft King sports book of any other team I
feel like if there was ever an any other team it would be this one cuz and who
was who is the Phillies were in the any other team but there's also okay there
was who was in the other side I have it Yan. Yankees, Dodgers, Mets.
Here, let me pull up a...
I have a screenshot of it.
Because I...
Any other team.
The Dodgers, that would be very funny.
Okay.
It's the Yankees, the Mets, the Dodgers, the Cubs.
Who?
The Blue Jays, the Nationals, the Giants, the Red Sox, the Mariners, the Padres, the Tigers,
and then any other team.
I don't know about that Max.
Yeah.
Well the Phillies are any other teams, so that's why I'm asking.
I mean there's a lot of other teams in any other team.
There's so many other teams.
And there's a lot of rich guys that own those other teams.
Yeah.
That could just decide, let's make a splash.
Tigers would be a fun one.
Tigers would be a fun one.
They would be. Actually, you know what? I'm calling it. I think that one soda will be signing with the
mid East Falcons based out of United Arab Emirates in Abu Dhabi. It's a league that's
opening up next year. He's in, that's where all the money is. He's in. Uh, okay. Let's,
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Baldi, week nine, halfway point.
I'm happy to have you here because we love talking ball with you. I want to ask the first question is the question that I think is probably the
most important question in the NFL right now.
How the fuck do you stop the Detroit Lions on offense?
Uh, can you play, can you play with 12 men? Can you find an extra guy? Seriously. I feel like every team is a man short.
Green Bay was a man short last week.
Their offense line, it's a battle between Detroit and Philadelphia who has the best
right now.
But you know, Peney Sewell can move. I mean, you could just put a piano on that guy's back.
He'll take it up 18 flights of stairs for you.
He's just a different, difference maker, but they just have the perfect
combination right now of Montgomery, who's your mutter and closer, Jameer
Gibbs, who's your home run hitter.
And Oh, by the way, Jared Goff doesn't miss an open receiver.
So they're, they're pretty much unstoppable on offense right now.
And I don't know what defense is out there right now that can keep them under 30 points
at this stage.
Yeah. I guess the formula would be just don't let their offense on the field. Just if you
can-
Yeah. You play keep away.
Yeah. Run the football.
Play keep away is one way to do it. Or limit the number of possessions, you know, where you can limit them to seven or eight
possessions because they're going to get Jamison back.
And J Mo, you know, from anywhere on the field, he's just maybe as good a home run hitter
as there is in football.
And so he's coming back, which is even going to make them more dynamic right now.
Yeah.
And what do you think about the trade? So they bolstered up their defense today.
And so now it becomes even harder to do anything against them.
Well, sometimes you need the right guy, right? Like Zedarius Smith to me is, he's a guy that
you want in your building. You got a smile on his face every day. He's a tireless worker. I mean, he's not Aiden Hutchinson, don't get me wrong, but he has that culture to him.
Like he was drafted by Baltimore.
Like everywhere he's been, like he adds a little something, something to the team, his
work ethic.
He is a good pass rusher and he's a tireless worker.
Like he's going to fit in really well.
They need that right now.
That was a good pickup.
There was other guys out there, but said areas is still playing a lot of snaps.
He's not an aged veteran where you just put them on a pitch count and send them out there.
Like he's, he's a legitimate every down player right now.
Yeah.
We were talking about this on a, on Sunday night, but missing Aiden Hutchinson feels
like the lines they're going to miss him for sure, but missing Aiden Hutchinson feels like the Lions, they're going
to miss him for sure, but they're still a good enough team to at least appear right now to be
the class of the NFC. But the problem would be if their defensive line suffered another injury
and they're already down Aiden Hutchinson. Now what do you do? So I feel like by, by
doing this move at the trade deadline, they've just made themselves a little bit safer.
doing this move at the trade deadline, they've just made themselves a little bit safer.
Yeah. Look, but they gave up 400 yards of offense to Tennessee the week before. They didn't look like a dynamic defense. They lost Brian Branch last week during the game. Kirby Joseph
took his place. I mean, leads the league in interceptions. He's had 14 in the last two and
a half years. I mean, nobody talks about Kirby Joseph on the back end, but I feel like,
Hutch was a big part of the pressure that forced quarterbacks to throw the ball up
to your free safety, let him come down with it.
But they're still talented.
I mean, Aline McNeil and DJ Reed are inside,
it's tough to run against those guys inside.
You can skein pass rush a little bit,
but you're going to be a little vulnerable on the back end. So that just makes a lot of sense.
I mean, it's the arms race right now. You're going to see a lot of teams make moves.
I won't be surprised to see Genevieve Clowney get picked up by a good team, you know, right now,
whether it's receivers, whether it's defense alignment, you know, guys that change
the game right now, I think are going to be on the move here sometime today.
Yeah. Yeah. It does feel like there's going to be an active trade deadline. All right.
So the other team, I have it right now. It's obviously the lions are the kings of the NFC
right now. The chiefs are undefeated. The chiefs, I feel like when watching the chiefs,
people are, are frustrated because they
don't look dominant, but I think they're just as good as they've ever been because they
play great defense. They can run the ball when they have to, and they also are just
insane on third down. It's essentially like every Chiefs game, they fuck around and then
third down comes and they figure it out. What is it like it like if you're an, an AFC contender
and you're looking at the chiefs, is there something that can be exploited or is it like
these guys just keep doing the same thing and Patrick Mahomes is going to be there in
the super bowl in February? Well, they don't just keep doing the same things. I mean, Deandre
Hopkins makes a difference. Yeah. You know, I mean, look, he's been there two weeks. He's
catching two touchdown passes. You know, it's third Nate and my home's throws it.
Like the good thing about my homes, he could care less about his stats.
Everybody will talk about nine interceptions and like he threw the
ball into triple coverage last night, Deandre Hopkins, he already
trusted him to go up and get it.
And there's Antoine Winfield Jr.
back there, the highest paid safety in football.
And he's looking at his glove like he's got a hole in his glove.
Well, hop just took it away from him.
So, you know, he scores two touchdowns last night.
They take the drive in overtime, right down the field, 10 plays, 70 yards.
You know, if they want to run it.
Because some teams can't run it when they have to run it.
Well, Kareem hunt ran 20 times for 90 yards in the game, winning touchdown
in the second half last night.
If they want to just be a power running football team, they're as good as anybody.
If they want to throw it like Travis Kelsey the last two weeks, he's got 28 targets and
20 catches in 190 yards.
If they just throw it to Kelsey and nuke right now, they're going to be just fine.
Yeah.
And then they go get Josh Ushay to rush the passer.
I mean, they know exactly the weaknesses, what they needed to address, and they've done
it.
And so they've got the best player in the league, the most creative coach in the league.
They're ready to three Pete right now.
Yeah.
What do you think about Xavier Worthy?
Because we all know he's fast.
We all know what we saw at least like week one from him.
He's fast.
The man is fast.
You can definitely say that about him. I don't know if he's a great football player right now, but he's at least a
threat in theory that he's going to go downfield. Would you consider him to be a guy that's going
to affect a defense at all just because you have to know that he's there? He's like a chief gadget
player at this point. You can run him on some reverses like they did in week one where he got a touchdown off a reverse.
You know, last week, the last night, you know, I mean,
for him not to get his feet in bounds right there
is ridiculous.
I mean, that's just lack of awareness.
And maybe he's just young, who knows,
but it's just hard outside of Tyree Kill, honestly,
it's hard for a small guy to be a dominant player in this league.
It's just too easy to cover them up.
All these corners.
Look, Worthy can run a 4-2 in the 40 or 4-1-8, the combine, whatever it was.
But every corner can run in 4-3.
So if you're a 6-1 corner and you're covering Xavier Worthy, you're not going
to get a lot of separation.
You're just not.
I mean, you're going to get these 6- one corners just shadowing them. It's going to
be hard to get them the ball. And that's what you see. That's why they keep going out to
get guys. Go get me. I'd rather have a big power forward than a small power forward any
day. Give me, you know, six foot four nuke out there over a five, 10, you know, Xavier
worthy at this point.
Yeah. So in the AFC, who do you have second behind, uh,
behind the chiefs right now? Is it the bills? The Steelers look really good.
The Ravens?
Well, you got to consider the Ravens right now. I mean, they're,
they're going to, they meet next week in Pittsburgh.
I'll be doing that game like that.
That game is just played differently than every other game in pro football in
today's world.
Like it looks like I expect Troy Palamolo to walk out and Ray Lewis to walk out.
I anticipate just like literally just full screen collisions.
It's just different.
It's just violent.
It's so much fun.
Like I wish everybody could just be on the sideline for that game and just hear the collisions.
It's going to feel like a NASCAR pile up.
But you gotta consider Baltimore, you gotta consider Buffalo the way they're
playing because they are an excellent running football team right now.
And they use all three backs and Josh Allen,
the way that Joe Brady is putting this offense together,
they just create so much space to make easy throws, whether it's to Coleman or whether it's to
Shakir or to Kincaid, it doesn't matter. Like they're creating space. And then Josh can create his own offense when he
needs to. And so you have to consider Buffalo. So Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Buffalo for sure. And I don't want to count Cincinnati out yet. They just made a move to get a running back.
Because Burrow is just gonna, he's just a flame thrower.
He's an assassin.
He's just gonna keep firing until they get this thing right.
And they're still in it.
So these games are gonna be big down the stretch.
They're in a crypt.
But if anybody can come out of a crypt, it's Joe Burrow.
So you mentioned Cincinnati. They picked up Khalil Herbert from the Bears. I have to ask a difficult question about the Bears because it's ugly right now.
And Khalil Herbert also said thank you God when he got traded. So that doesn't feel good.
So the tape, I actually watched some of it on Monday, which I tortured myself. What is the fix for
me? And you could tell me if I'm way off, but it does feel like Caleb Williams is pressing
a little bit where there's some easy stuff underneath. Take the, take the ones that give
you and a lot of home run stuff. And I don't know, like the locker room feels bad. Everything
feels bad right now. Is there something on tape that you're watching that you're like,
this is how they can maybe write the ship a little bit.
Well, some of the things that they do defensively, first of all, I'll get to Caleb,
but like, you know, Dean Mercado goes 50 something yards, you know,
with 20 seconds to go in the half. I don't know what defense they're in.
I don't know. They're glistening on the play.
Like it's 20 seconds to go in a half. Just like the week before against Washington, you just give, you know, uh,
Terry McLaren, you know, 13 yards of field position with from six seconds to
two seconds to throw the Hail Mary.
Yep.
Like it's just, something's just missing there defensively because they're a
good defense.
They just give up these plays that they shouldn't give up.
Yeah.
Then offensively, like you can't take anything away from the
cornerback play of the Arizona Cardinals.
They deed up every receiver, DJ Moore, they deed up, you know,
Keenan Allen, they deed up Aroma Dunezay.
They were all over the place, those defensive backs.
And so I give Arizona a lot of credit and then, you know, Buddha Baker,
his blitzes and timely blitzes.
And then the offensive line of Chicago, honestly, like they're not very good.
They're, they're very average.
Um, when they run the ball really good, the offense looks a lot better
like they did when they had a little wind street going and that kind of,
you know, they lost the left tackle against Washington and then they
lost Jenkins against Washington.
They got these backups in there.
You know, they had this kid Armageddon from Yale, the third round pick.
I mean, they didn't even dress them last week.
He was so bad against Washington.
He was an inactive player.
So you know, they, they don't have good depth there behind the five guys and the five they
have are just an average group right now.
Yeah.
It's bad.
It's ugly.
You mentioned the Bengals.
I think this is as close as you'll ever see to the Bengals being all in on a season Because this is the third trade that they've ever made as a franchise in history
They've only trade for three guys and it was for a backup run and it was for a backup running back
This is the bank the Cincinnati Bengals ladies and gentlemen are all in right now
I wouldn't say that Mike Brown throws money at any
Yeah, not really their style in Cincinnati.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, they lost Zach Moss, you know, I don't know how long he's out for.
That he was, he was there starting running back.
Um, you know, so, you know, they got Chase Brown, who's a good back, you know, and
Cleo Herbert, I never really understood why Chicago wasn't playing them.
I thought he was a really good back with Montgomery there.
Um, he's had really good days in his league and he's not playing.
So they went with Roshan Johnson.
So he's fresh as can be.
He hasn't played at all this year,
but I think he's still a good back.
He's a good contact runner.
They want to be able to balance things up a little bit.
So, you know, if you put Khalil in there
in that offense with Chase Brown
and you get T Higgins in that receiving core with Jamar like offensively they're capable of putting 30 up on anybody.
Yeah. And then on the NFC side of things, ball, do you watch the tape? You, how much
tape are we grinding these days? Oh, every game, every game, every week. When are you
done with every game? Like what time of the week are you done with every game? Um, well
like I got a little headstart on Sunday because I did the Eagles game against Jacksonville. So I was able to come into my office here
at NFL films after the game and get a start. So usually it's 15 hours on Monday and it's
15 hours on Tuesday. And I try to get all of them done by Tuesday night, but sometimes
it leaks into Wednesday. That's awesome. Like, you know, honestly like every like there's bad teams in this league
Obviously Darren Rizzi is taking over for head coach in New Orleans
They're bad team, but they have some good players on the team. So I feel like I
All 32 teams should get represented by Baldi's breakdown. Yeah, I love it. You owe it to them you owe it to the players
It's actually funny you watch more football on Monday and Tuesday than you do on Sunday. Yes Oh, yeah, for sure that like twice as much. It's actually funny. You watch more football on Monday and Tuesday than you do
on Sunday. Yes. Oh yeah, for sure. That like twice as much. That's awesome. So one question I had
about the NFC side of things is the 49ers. Cause we're, we, we feel like the 49ers could put it
all together. Kyle Sheahan, pretty good coach in the second half of seasons, not necessarily of
games, but of seasons. And so if everyone's kind of like waiting for them to get on that little roll here,
what do you see in the tape from the 49ers so far?
Obviously no Christian McCaffrey yet, but what do you see on tape?
And does it tell you that this is still a good football team that can improve?
Or is this a flawed football team?
Uh, they're not, I mean, they're not what they were the last two and a half years
without McCaffrey, but they still run the ball very well with Jordan Mason and Isaac Arendo.
They've been excellent in the run game. You know, they lost IU. It was never really a big factor
after the holdout. So, you know, maybe Ricky Pearsall can pick it up. Kittle's having an
amazing season. The quarterback is throwing 10 touchdown passes in eight games.
It's not good enough.
They're not good enough in the red zone right now.
But maybe Piersol coming on.
Maybe McCaffrey, he started practicing.
Maybe he comes back.
We don't know what we're going to get yet.
And defensively, they've been good.
They just haven't been great yet.
I expect them to make a move for defense alignment here at some point today.
Maybe Clowney.
They need help up front. But the thing that's held them together, honestly,
is they've got an awesome rookie class.
Like this Dominic Pune, this Mustafa Green.
You look at the Piersol.
Their rookie got Gerendo.
Their rookie class has been amazing.
All good teams need juice from their rookies.
But the NFC West right now,
Arizona leads it at five and four.
They just made a move to get a defensive pass rusher.
Um, the Rams are going to make a second half push.
They're too well coached and they're getting good players back.
And the four guys they've drafted on the defensive line, Fisk and
verse this year, uh, you know, Brown and Turner last year, like they're
really good and only getting better. So it's going to be, it might come down to the 49ers at Arizona
in week 18 this year to see who comes out of that division.
Yeah, it's, it's, it's crazy. NSC West has four, like, you know, I wouldn't say no one's
running away with it, but the four teams that they have are all good teams can beat anyone.
Uh, what, so week nine is right around where we're getting to like, you know,
the real football and the narratives kind of like, Hey,
early season narratives are you are what you are.
What team is it that you're watching that you're like, Hey,
this team is starting to play really well and people aren't really paying
attention to it right now.
They maybe started a little bit slower and they're in the muck and they're not the chiefs or the lions or the Ravens, but they're, they're
coming on and they're going to be a force at the end. Maybe it was just the Rams, but
if you have another one. Well, I mean, even last night, I mean, Tampa's playing without
Mike Evans right now, but he means the biggest red zone threat in this league since Randy
Moss and they're not going to have the same firepower without Mike Evans, but they've dealt with their share
of injuries, nobody's making any excuses.
But they're running the ball way better than they ever have.
And Baker's playing good football.
And maybe they should have gone for two
when they scored at the end of the game last.
Maybe they should have gone for two on the road
to go win the game.
Maybe that would have been the right call, who knows.
But they took Kansas City to the brink.
Like I think they still are a good football team.
I know Atlanta's got a two game lead on them in the division,
but I believe that they could still be a good second half team.
They're playing a lot of young guys.
That's not a bad thing.
Sometimes if you got the right guys,
they're gonna be a lot better at the end of the season.
They started a corner last night that's never started or played before. Like sometimes these guys just need to get
seasoned and you know, they could be good additions at the end of the year.
Yeah. The bucks are a good answer too, because their schedule, uh, I think it's a little
bit easier. Uh, they've been playing some really, really good teams. I know they have
the 49ers this week, but after that, you know, they still got to play the, the, the Panthers,
I believe, uh, twice. They still got to play the, the saints. They have the Raiders like
they, they can, and the Cowboys, I mean, the Cowboys, the Cowboys are dead, right? We,
that's that season's over.
Well, we know we, we said this though, like, you know, when free agency hit and the Eagles
were out there signing, you know, Saquon Barkley and making all these moves.
And the Cowboys were signing a free, you know, a long snapper. Like we said that the roster
isn't good enough to compete. And then you look at Dan Quinn leaving Dallas and bringing in,
you know, 15 free agents that are all starting and they're all, you know, you know, whether it's Bobby
Wagner or Frank Louvre, you know, you just look at what they did. They rebuilt the team and they're much better than Dallas right now.
So I just like, look, they've played without Micah Parsons and Tank Lawrence.
Nobody would be good defensively without those guys, but you know, offensively
they're a challenged football team.
I don't know what Jonathan Mingo does for this receiving core right now.
All in, all in.
I played for the Cowboys.
Like they always had great running backs always you're going back to Dan Reeves and you know, Walt Garrison
They you know, Tony Dorsett and em and oh they to see them line up with the running backs
They have is just a mystery to me. You study the history of that organization
Yeah, in the NFC East it's it does seem like it's down to two teams, the commanders and the Eagles. I am a commander's fan, but I feel like I'm a
realistic commander's fan in that I think that the Eagles have a better
roster than us. I think that they're a better team than Washington right now.
But Washington's on a roll. They beat every team that they should beat.
They've struggled against some of the better competition they played. But how
do you see it shaken out between the Eagles and the Commies?
Well, I mean, right now you can't get Jayden Daniels to make a mistake.
Like he just plays mistake free football every week.
And it's not because he's playing conservative football.
I mean, the guy's just, he's Lamar Jackson, what he's been able to do right now.
Cliff Kingsbury has been perfect for him.
And so their offense really good, I think defensively, they're very average.
They've been playing with a big lead.
And so Dan Quinn's been able to blitz a lot to get pressure.
And if they give up a play, they've been able to overcome it.
But I think they're average on defense.
But you wouldn't know it by watching how confident they play right now. So, but they're a legit offense right now because of the way they can run the ball control the ball
They score at a very high percentage
right now of
Possessions that they get and so it's hard to get the ball away from John straight like hell last week
They couldn't get it away. They couldn't get him to make a mistake. So they win these close games because of that
Yeah, three turnovers this year. That's a record so far. Like it's crazy.
Only three turnovers this far through the season. And the Eagles on the other
hand, though, the Eagles do seem like they've figured something out in the last
three weeks. They look like a different team. So what have they figured out?
Well, I mean, you know, some of the players went to Nick during the bye week and
they're like, look, we're holding the ball forever.
We're getting away from the run game.
Let's just get back to running the ball and play action passes.
And that's what they've been doing.
And with that, I think Saquon's gonna win the rushing title.
Like I know Derek Henry leads the league in rushing, but
I think Saquon's gonna win it.
I think their offense line is better than Baltimore's.
And I think that you watch
Mackay Beckton in there at right guard,
he's just a freak.
The way he can move people with Lane Johnson,
and they're going to get Melada back and Lannan Dickerson.
If they just keep running it and get
AJ Brown back and play action pass,
they're going to be a very difficult offense to stop.
Yeah.
Whoever they play.
They just pulverize people right now. Dallas better wear that double chin strap this weekend
when they come down there to Dallas to play them. It's always a battle with these two teams,
but I think Philadelphia can really attack Dallas where they're the weakest. They're a bad run
defense and they might look like that on Sunday. Yeah. It's a, say one Barkley would be going for the Russian rushing title in
the last week of the season against the giants. And I don't think that's safe. One's going
to take them out. Like he did a couple of weeks ago. I'll make every giant fan feel
good. Yeah. I think say one and that one, he's going to be like, yeah, you know what?
Screw, screw the younger guys. I'm going to just play the full game here. Yeah. Yeah.
The, uh, he's, he's on pace for over 2000 yards.
So he's, uh, no, he's playing the best he's ever played. Yeah. He's been incredible. So
Baldy on Monday show, we talked about, uh, there's nine teams that are to have two wins,
which is crazy. We, we, we came up with the concept, the Tupper bowl, where we're going
to have a, uh, uh, uh, final four of the two win teams. I think what do
we have the dolphins winning at all? I think we had the dolphins. Are you, are you putting,
are you guys putting that up against the puppy bowl? Yeah, we should. Yeah, we should. I
mean, listen, the fact that there are nine teams with two wins is actually like mathematically
almost impossible. Yeah, it's crazy. So, so my question to you though is 92 wins. You're
not going to go to the playoffs. This
is statistically it is almost impossible. But one or two of those two win teams is going
to be spoiler is going to play better than they are are right now in terms of their record.
Who are those teams? What are the two to win teams that you're like watch out. That's not
an easy one. They are still playing hard
and they still got a lot of talent. Oh, Tennessee Titans. Yeah. Tennessee for sure. Like they
can, they legitimately can run the football. You know, pile is having a good season. Bill
Callahan's coaching the offensive line. JC Latham was the right picket left tackle.
Skoransky was the right pick the year before they're building their lines. You look at teams that end up turning things around,
look in the trenches and see what they have.
Watch Devon, like one of my favorite players in this league
is Devondre Sweat.
I call him T-Pain, because he just brings pain.
He's 360 pounds.
Like he can run, he can like make like miserable
for any offensive line.
You put him next to Jeffrey Simmons. Like they've been in a lot of games. They won last week. They gave, they put up
400 something yards offense against Detroit the week before. Like that's a team that if
you have that bowl game on Superbowl up against the puppy bowl, I watched the Titans against
somebody else instead of the puppy bowl.
You, you got it by the way. I mean, T- T pain is a good nickname, but his nickname is meatloaf.
You gotta go with me.
I know. Yeah.
The meatloaf is good, but anybody could call a big guy meatloaf pain is a good rapper's
name. It's a great, like I'm, I'm changing it from meatloaf to T pain.
Okay.
I love watching it play.
Yeah. I mean, I, I agree with you on the tights. I've, I've been ridiculed because I've been, I've been betting them a lot because I think
their defense is still a top 10 defense and they, you know, they've had trouble at the
quarterback. So that's one. What's another two win team that, uh, people should be looking
out for where it's like, Hey, don't take them lightly. They, they, they'll play spoiler.
Well, the giants, I mean, look, the quarterback, you know, is a problem, but they have talent.
Yeah.
Like, you know, this, you know, you look at, you know, Brian Burrows, Dexter Lawrence, you know,
Ojalary, O'Carrakey, they've got talent. Offensive line has actually played pretty good,
considering they lost their best player, you know, and Andrew Thomas. They've actually
played pretty good. This Tyrone Tracy running back, this kid out of Purdue, like he's
had some big games this year. And Malik Neighbors might be the best rookie wide receiver. Like they still have talent.
They're in these games. You know, they could have beaten Cincinnati, they could have beaten Washington last week. I
know coulda woulda shoulda, I know all that. But still, like, they could still, they still play hard. They haven't packed it in yet. You could
question coaching decisions, some of the stuff, but like I wouldn't take that team lightly
on any given week. Yeah. Can you tell us a little bit about the Saints interim head coach
because we're big fans? Yeah, yeah. He's he looks like a football guy. And one of the
things I like about him is on his Wikipedia page, when you look up any like biographical info about this guy, all they have is just football.
So he's only done football. There's absolutely no fun facts about him out there, which I think is
good for an interim head coach. But can you tell us something about him? What should we expect from
him? Well, he's got the best military Marine Corps haircut going in the NFL. Like it's right, it's John Unitas.
Like it's right out of fifties, you know?
He's just, look, he's been, he's been in Miami
and New Orleans since leaving, you know,
the small college ranks.
He's been special teams coach
and he's been an assistant head coach in a lot of places.
Like he is now.
He was assistant head coach here in New Orleans.
He was assistant head coach when Dan Campbell was down in Miami.
And if you look at one little aspect right now
of what they've done in New Orleans,
he believes in putting the ball in play on kickoffs
and covering the kickoffs.
If you look at him, they probably have returned more kicks,
had teams return the kicks more than any other team.
And he does it for two reasons. One,
he wants his coverage team to get action. And sometimes your defense is a product of your kickoff
coverage team. And then number two, he tells me that one quarter of all kicks have a penalty
by the receiving team, which backs you up. And instead of getting the ball at the 30, you might get it to 15.
And so I just think that's a creative aspect to this whole kickoff rule that
looks boring to everybody else. But in New Orleans,
they've been covering kicks all year and they've actually had good success
doing it. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, Baldy,
I got to ask this question because of our producer memes, who's diehard jets fan.
Is there a path?
Yes. Oh, okay. There's a path. They go to Arizona.
They wrote Arizona after this by. And so, um, you know, look, it's, it, it,
you know, you beat a good team on the road. Arizona is a good team right now.
They don't beat themselves. You go down there, beat Arizona.
You get your fourth win. All right. And now you start, you,
you start that feeling.
You can see how Aaron and Devante are starting to come together.
You saw what Aaron and Garrett's doing.
And they actually played that game against Houston with two backup guards.
In there, they had the rookie in there, Olufoshano at right guard,
Max Mitchell at left guard.
They actually look better.
Like if they have injuries at the offense line, Morgan Moses can't make it, the rookie in their Olufoshana at right guard, Max Mitchell at left guard. They actually look better. Like I don't,
like if they have injuries at the offense line and Morgan Moses can't make it
or, you know, um,
Tyron Smith just falls apart because of his age.
Like I feel like they got backups in there that can,
they can get Breeze Hall going. Like there's a path, there's a path,
because I think the best football can still be in front of them.
Yeah. Okay. He's got to love that. That means that got memes very excited. You just gave
him life for the next two weeks. That AFC playoff picture is going to be very interesting
because you got those four or five teams. You could say right now in, uh, you know,
the chargers, the Broncos, the Colts, the jets and the Bengals, and it's going to probably
be two spots for those five teams. And, uh, if, if, you know,
everything else holds in terms of the Steelers and the Texans, everything, I, I love the
chargers. I love the way they're playing football. I don't know what the, I don't know what that
seven seed would be. I don't know who, who's going to get hot. If it's the Bengals, the
jets, I mean, the, the Broncos have the Broncos are five wind team. They obviously looked
bad against the Ravens, but they, they have some nice things as well.
Oh, well, I mean up until last week, Baltimore jerk, you know, it was just too much Lamar.
Um, he was just, you know, he had his fourth perfect quarterback rating. Oh, by the way,
that's the most in NFL history of anybody, Peyton Manning, anyone for perfect quarterback
games. I mean, they couldn't do anything to stop them. But Denver's a legit defensive team. They're very well built. And look, the quarterback was not great last week
against Baltimore, but Sean Payton's done a good job coaching that kid. They're well
coached. They're going to win their share of games here and be in the playoff picture
into December.
Yeah. What about the Chargers? What about our guy Harbaugh? He's done a great job so far.
The Chargers haven't looked splashy.
They haven't looked flashy.
They're not a sexy team right now.
They're playing great defense.
What is making the Chargers-
Well, not just great defense.
They're the best defensive football right now.
They've had three games this year where they haven't given up a touchdown.
And last week, they're doing it with two rookie corners, two fifth round corners that are
starting, and they were able to keep everybody out of the end zone there.
Cleveland, who came off a great game, and Jamis Winston looked like Jamis Winston, what
we're used to seeing Jamis last week against them.
They played great.
They've always been a bad tackling team and an injured team.
Well, they're not an injured team right now, and they're not a bad tackling team.
So the hardball effect is taking, taking effect.
And now they're getting plays.
You know, Lad McConkey is becoming a really good player.
And Quinton Johnston.
Now, Cleveland just gave them free touchdowns last week.
Like, I don't know what they did.
Like, the right hand wasn't talking, the left hand, the left guy's wide open. But still, I mean, this is a, like they're going
to, they're going to make noise. They're, they're playing the way hardball wants them
to play. If they're not, but when you are the number one defensive football, the number
one defensive football, if teams aren't scoring touchdowns, you have a chance to win every
week. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They've been great. And so, Baldy, one thing I love about you, obviously the film, you watch all the film,
but you have a love of just physical football and the most physical dudes in the league.
Who's one guy that you've been watching this year that's getting you excited, that's like,
that's a physical man?
Well, I mean, I love watching Dominic Puni play in San Francisco.
Like every team needs a Puni.
You know, like, you know, know, I mean, we never talk about
guards, but guards are people too. Yeah. Yeah. That guy's played every snap for San Francisco
this year. Like he just, he's just a great, he's a great kid. Doesn't say two words. Um,
Tefandre Sweat. I got T-Pain is legit. Mev. That guy, people that are 370 pounds
shouldn't be able to move like that
and play 70% of the snaps.
Like he's fun to watch.
You know, and then if you look at Daniel Fala-lele
in Baltimore at 390 pounds, like, you know, you can't,
he's an eclipse.
Like he just blocks out the sun.
There's a reason why Derrick Henry runs behind him for these 10 touchdowns he's an eclipse. Like he just blocks out the sun. There's a reason why Derek Henry runs behind him for these 10 touchdowns. He's run for you. Can't you can't see around them. You can't see through them. Like those guys are just fun to watch.
Yeah. Every team needs a puny. Yeah. Um, all right. Baldi has been so much fun. I got one last question for you. It's the row back question. R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Q Zips
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tape is doing something, whether it be offensively or defensively that you're like, wow, this
is, this is stuff no one else is doing right now.
Good. I mean, I obviously we know Ben Johnson, Kevin O'Connell is a great coach, but what's
under the radar coordinator that you're like, man, this guy is dialed in and he's calling, he's hitting all the right buttons.
I feel like Joe Brady and Buffalo is that guy.
Like if you, I was just watching and studying the game this weekend against Miami, which
was a great game, and two, it couldn't play any better.
But what he does by formations and his route combinations is he just creates space.
Like you could take three receivers on one side and run them on vertical routes.
And all you're doing is creating space for somebody coming on a drag or a cross.
And there's this big window there.
And he constantly, and so it's easy throws for Josh.
And one of them, and then, you know, they run it more than they throw like all the good teams in the league now it's been a huge shift like there's
ten good teams in this league that are like the Eagles they're running at 56%
of the time the most in the league but Baltimore Detroit San Francisco Kansas
City's 50-50 like the best teams in the league are running it more than they're
throwing it now but then if you look at the coordinators what are they doing in
the passing game like they're they're making these now. Um, but then if you look at the coordinators, what are they doing in the passing game? Like they're, they're making these throws really easy and identifiable for Josh. He'll take all the easy throws you want to give them. And, and then, you know, at the end of the day, when he has to make a play, he's still Josh Allen. So I feel like Joe Brady in the passing game right now is very under the radar.
Yeah, that's a good answer.
game right now is very under the radar. Yeah. That's good answer. Yeah. So what teams out there could be thinking soupy right now? How many teams are actual super bowl contenders?
Give them, give them to us on your, yeah. Count them with your hands. I want to see
your hands. Well, I mean, you know, you, you go, you know, Detroit, Philadelphia right
now, Baltimore, uh, Kansas city, like those four look like final four teams.
But you've got to consider what Minnesota can do
because the firepower and offense
and what Florida's does on defense.
You got to still consider Houston.
They're going to get Nico Collins back.
He's going to make a difference right now.
You feel like either the Rams or the 49ers,
one of those two teams is going to come out of the west
and they'll be really well tested. I wouldn't go to sleep on Atlanta at all. Bijan looks like he's
poised to have a great second half of the season the way they used him last week. Drake London,
Pitts, what Kirk is asked to do. And defensivelyly they've got playmakers in the back end. I
feel like those are eight legitimate teams right there.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's as much as the nine to win teams and there's some bad
teams, it does feel very wide open at the top. And the fact that we have some great
football coming up.
Yeah. Oh yeah. No, this could be like, you know, it's going to be Thanksgiving before
we know it. You're going to get three games on Thanksgiving. Look,
maybe Dallas Giants doesn't float your boat on Thanksgiving, but other games will.
Then we get to the holiday season where we have games Saturday and Sunday all the
way through this, you know, and so, and Monday night and Thursday. So it's,
it's going to be all football all the time when we get to December and these
games are all going to get flexed.
You're going to get great games in these windows.
And so just get on your couch and get your remote ready.
Yeah, I love it.
Are you going to wake up to watch the Germany game, the Giants and the Panthers?
Well, I'm always awake, so I don't have to worry about that.
I want to see, I want to see the Panthers.
I want to, cause I think that Robert Hunt Panthers, uh, I want it. Cause I think
that Robert hunt is an underrated guard and Chuba Hubbard can run through anybody.
So yeah, I'm, I'm anxious to see that game. You're the only one. You're the only one anxious to see
that game. It's great. I've always, I've always got an eye on the giants just because I still feel
like there's something still there that maybe they can unlock. Like two years ago,
they made a run to the playoffs. Nobody thought they could like, who knows? Maybe it just gets
unlocked. You've inspired me to be a better football fan. I was considering taking that
game off, but I, you might've talked me into it. Yeah. Uh, all right. Well, Baldi, thank you as
always. We love having you on. We'll have you back on closer to Christmas time. Talk some more football and you're the best man.
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We I it still blows my mind when I go look, you know
There's the top podcast charts which are are just like, we've been around
for so long that we're just somewhere in there. But when you go look at top episodes on both
Spotify and iTunes, it's just politics, politics, politics. Oh, are two dumbasses. Politics,
politics, politics. So thank you everyone who subscribed. It's crazy to look at. Hopefully
maybe we can climb the charts now that the politics are over. Yeah, we're done with politics. Yeah politics is over
It's a how politics is a one-day season
Yeah
and so you had your time you get the long preseason that lasts 364 days and then the regular season and
Sometimes overtime and maybe if we want to get in the politics charts, we'll just have Hank to a politics podcast
Who Hank's political corner? I did say that it would be funny if we had
titled this episode like Decision 2024, just to see people would be pissed, but it would
have been funny. I did vote, Hannah, I voted four times today for Pepsi Rookie of the Week.
Nice. Yeah. There you go. All right, Hank. Did we bump up memes on the iTunes after we told people the Spotify Spotify has a new subscribe
No, I thought it was I thought it was yeah, no, oh, it's Apple. Yeah. All right, so do it on both, please
We did not bump up. We're not in the top. Oh, yeah. God damn it. I don't understand
Yeah, but the episodes were already every time there's a new episode were like it literally is like it's like Joe Rogan the daily yeah
Some other politics and then us when there's there's always one new podcast that comes out just that they can screen grab it
And be like look look at us. We're top podcast and then that goes away after yeah
We're currently at number five on Apple's top episode top episodes nice alright
So what we have and what who's ahead of us just politics Elon Musk on Rogan. Yeah
Daily yeah, and then to murder or what's it? Yeah. Yeah, that's right
I forgot about the murder crime and then on on Spotify
I think we're seventh right now on top episodes and it's the same it's like it's Joe Rogan
One through three caller daddy and then us so what we have to do if we're going to engineer how we can climb these charts, we already talked about maybe
getting Hank to date like Rihanna or Beyonce, Cardi B,
top female celebrity.
Hank should also do politics.
And Hank should also commit a murder
that me and Big Cat can solve.
We solve that.
That would be great producing, wouldn't it?
If you killed somebody and me and Big Cat
did like five episodes trying to find out who did it turns out plot twist
It was Henry. I'll get crazy if you do those three things
You don't you can get out of the dunk bet
No, don't put so much over. Oh, okay. Well, I'm saying you don't have to pay it
I think Hank should be eligible for unlimited golf for an entire year if you kill someone if you murder somebody
Yeah, and we get to solve the mystery
You got to make you got to do a good job
No killing someone cuz I don't want you to solve it
Well, maybe that's yeah, maybe we're just inconclusive at the end. Yeah, then I don't get an unlimited golf. Yeah, okay
Well, we'll figure it out. Maybe just date Rihanna. That's easier fine
For we got four rows today. Listener watched PMT to see a big cat
fluctuate weight while their cohost suffers a midlife crisis revolved around hair treatment,
buying muscle cars without putting gas in them and falling for his new QB. You're forced
to stick around and see the VP of nothing. Well, they scheduled coups and have a hefty Italian steals the mic from a lovable man child and his aggro roided friend
Oh, that's me
Memes has got a bad reputation around here memes is roided. Yeah, I like that's actually that
But memes memes got a there was there's some scuttlebutt because memes apparently tried to fight someone
during pick up basketball on Friday. Which means I have your back now that I know that
Jack McCarthy tried to take you down midair. That's a fight worthy play.
It was a walk in lay out.
Yeah. That's a fight worthy play. If you're in the air, that's a dangerous play. You do
have anger issues though. I could get to a point where I get very angry
but I mean we got a bunch of babies though like it was not that serious like it wasn't
like I wasn't the tape. Were you there. Yeah. Oh yeah. So I'm on meme side. I mean memes
went up to Jack McCarthy screamed in his face. Do you to go? You want one? So I don't know how much closer it can get to fighting.
Can you narrate for us?
Because we haven't seen the tape.
We don't know what happened.
I heard from what memes told us about the play.
What was the play?
It was the foul, right?
Some people...
I didn't see the foul.
Hold on, hold on.
I saw the scuttle.
I want to hear...
I want to give a little context though before you talk about the play because some people are saying memes was called for travel in the play before and he was mad about that.
That was the base of all anger.
Okay, alright so let's take it from the start.
So memes flagrantly traveled.
Yes. I was not playing the game.
I didn't see any of the, any of what.
Some would say it's a gather step.
Eight steps. I heard eight steps!
I was coming down, spun,
We're gonna have to get this to you.
took two extra steps, threw it up behind me,
hit off the backboard, went in,
it was sick play.
Okay, so you spun and then took two steps, that sounds like a walk.
The gather step was a spin.
Okay, alright, so go ahead Hank.
But if it misses,
then I probably was just like, yeah, I was traveling. Okay. All right. So go ahead, Hank. But if it misses, then I probably is just
like, yeah, I was travel. Yeah. No, that was it. I just don't. I think, you know, when
you're playing competitive basketball, sometimes like, yeah, what rise, but it's not that it
wasn't that serious. What happened? What memes just said? He just said it. The does a walk.
I didn't think it was a walk. I didn't think it was like that. And then they were just John.
Yeah.
But on the layup.
Was he... Did he pull him down?
I didn't think so. I thought it was... I mean it was a physical play.
Yeah. No easy buckets.
90's basketball?
Not even. Everyone's just divas.
What do you think about... Do you want to go...
I mean, memes does have...
I defend memes here.
Memes also does... I mean, there have that I defend memes here memes also does
I mean there was that time was two weeks ago when I came in and memes
I think he had had his fist clenched for like three hours because I walked in and he looked like he wanted to punch it
That's fair
But I think I think there's like you can ask them if you want to go if you actually throw a punch then you have
An anger problem, but that's true when you're in a point when you're in a heated
You know if you're in a basketball game, and you know you're in between the lines like that can get to a point you think oh you want to go but
that doesn't necessarily max I mean max almost in that context max like fully
through his bottle cap at Stephen Che as hard as he could from point-blank good
point that's correct good point but that wasn't what was that for he kept he
started rooting for the Jags oh yeah, yeah For no reason. Yeah, just to make max angry
Yes, like boys will be boys if you ask somebody you want to go like that's you're asking for consent
You should be taught to do that and it's like if somebody that is weak says that to you
Then it's not a big problem
But then when a roided out macho man like memes says it and it's like, oh no
Yeah, it's like having a ugly dude ask you out as opposed to an attractive guy memes
Let me ask you a quick question. How many people in this office have you?
You're not I don't I actually don't I'm not concerned about you fighting anyone, but how many people have you visualized beating up?
And eating up but like punching and how many of those people are in this room right here no I
Genuinely like you guys, but there's
Moments yeah, but that's got to be a hundred percent. Yeah. No probably just max max. Hey, Hank. Hey, yeah But Hank doesn't yell
yelling triggers me
like we can be talking about offensive lineman and he'll just max gets to a level of just office chatter
And he'll just start screaming
guy
But you've definitely wanted to punch Hank. That's a lie if you if you say opposite no Hank gave me a job
Yeah, they're in that job
I wish he'd never gave me this job. Yeah, but there's nothing that's been that serious and then looking back
It's just always overblown. Yeah
Yeah, well falls back on the anger problem. He does say the anger sharks are swimming out loud
About me often
Whenever I start to get angry
This is how dedicated to the game memes is he steps in and intervenes on himself by thinking of a meme
Yeah to calm him down the anger sharks are swimming. I love it. I love it. Okay
Next one a Taylor Swift podcast that sometimes discusses current sports is hosted by a 40 year old man wearing Spanx a
middle school Bible teacher with a midlife crisis
The show is produced by a guy with good luck Chuck syndrome and a mukbanger who loves Philly sports
Wait, what's good luck Chuck syndrome? I mean everyone everyone that I date gets married. Oh, what's this gomasse up to? Oh
Yeah, gomasse
By the way that brought up
Did you get any blowback for your Taylor Swift comments max zero okay? All right?
I was for saying that she was beautiful that one of the most beautiful. I feel like that stars
That's about as that's about as one as you can say one of the most you you just want someone else to get Taylor Swift blowback
No, I don't care. I don't want you to go through the hell I
Don't do anything anymore
Guests include the fat kid from standby me who often recites poetry about one of the hosts meh
Yeah, that was come on. You're taking a shot Jerry a
Wonderful a
wonderful way to get sports news from a dog a
Little person who loves airplanes and Jane Daniels, but is scared of heights and woman
I know beast man who is delusional about the Bears. Yeah, and even obese or crybaby from Philadelphia
And the keeper of the light Willy Wonka's grandpa. Who's the dog?
Pug pug. Oh pug. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. we haven't gotten on the Willy Wonka's grandpa thing recently Hank
No, since that was hot in the streets like couple years ago
I feel like we should bring that back what grandpa Joe what about him didn't people call you grandpa Joe for a while
You got mad about it. I
Don't know so they call me feeble knees. Yeah, what is he?
It's just they they don't think I'm gonna dunk they I think I oh these you got diamond knees. I got yeah. Yeah
You got this. I feel good. They have a shot
John Crux autistic Italian nephew produces a show
hosted by a nearsighted Cocker spaniel and an
anthropomorphic donut
He's just trying to get Hank to say words here.
Executive producer Henry happened to be there.
Lockwood continues to keep Ryan Rossellos thigh from being the whitest
landmarks in the sports.
That was a good roast.
It's a more that's having human characteristics.
Yeah.
So you're just a donut with human characteristics. Your live action donut.
A claymation donut.
You got one more?
Nope.
Okay, that was good.
I felt good.
Yeah.
We gotta do roast more often.
Feels refreshing to get roasted every now and then.
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Oh, your mic's not on, Pug.
99 Pug.
21.
Is there a twang on that, Pug?
I like that not enough
So pug what was your number young pug Hank?
19
Memes and PFT you guys have never gotten this I've never gotten it
I need one of you to get it so then we can start bullying the other person
It's not fun when it's too. I've never gotten it. It was fun when it was three.
96. 96. Love you guys. So So So So So Thanks for watching!