Pardon My Take - Open Champion Brian Harman, Mt Rushmore Of Girls Not To Mess With, NFL Head Coach Draft, And Hank Goes After PFT

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

It's time for the long awaited NFL Head Coach draft where we go around the room and pick the best Head Coaches in the league (00:00:00-00:29:09). We talk about Justin Herbert being paid and Saquon getting also paid (00:29:09-00:34:03). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Hank is allowed off the leash and attacks PFT for bad reporting by Leroy's Ghost (00:34:03-01:00:27). Brian Harman joins the show to talk about winning the Claret Jug, Georgia Football, Hunting, what the english fans said to him and MegaCorp (01:00:27-01:34:51). Mt Rushmore of girls not to fuck with. We finish with guys on chicks (01:34:51-01:54:49).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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There's enough of our sports. He let me shake it. He let me shake it. There's enough of our sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, July 26th. And boys, it's time for our NFL head coaches draft.

I've been looking forward to this for the last six months. We have some other things we're gonna discuss. I think a lot of it will probably be discussed in hot sea cool throne, but to refresh everyone's memory, in January, we were having a discussion, and we decided Jake set a calendar reminder that on July 26th, we are going to do the NFL head coaches draft for current NFL head coaches,

which head coach you'd want coaching your favorite team. And we thought July 26th would never get here, but July 26th has arrived. And so anyone, I hope there's one ADL out there who'd like noted that in January It was like these mother fuckers better come through Jake is that mother fuck. Yeah, he is that you are that mother fucker So we're here. I'm ready. I'm very much excited about it It is it is the true sign that football is back. We missed another sign by the way

Yeah, it calls back which is getting to invite to your fantasy league. Yes So getting asked to rejoin a fantasy league that you were in last year. Yes. That season is now upon us. Yep. That was a great email that I got. I'm going to invite. Yep.

My body is ready. Yeah. So you know what, I actually don't think that my body is ready yet. No. Because that's eight hours on the couch at times. Moving to a new place, you don't know the channels yet. Things are all weird.

Sure. Got new cable services. Sure. Got new TVs. Yeah, you don't know the channels yet, things are all weird, got new cable services, got new TVs, new remotes, we're not ready yet. So we spend the next month just game plan and getting ourselves ready. This is good first step for us. Yes, yes, it is the perfect, what do you do in the middle of July? Well, you rank head coaches.

So let's do it, let's get into it. Who, how are we gonna decide who has first picks? So there's four of us, so we'll all pick eight head coaches. Yeah. Lotta ball. Lotta ball. Okay. Random number generator.

Closest to the pin. Yeah. Okay. 17. Eight. I mean, it's one to 100, right guys. Yeah, I'm just going with eight. Okay.

I'll go with 51. Go 52. You mother fucker. Price is right. All right, here it is. 84, so. All right, you get to pick what you wanna go first. Sure.

Okay, I'll go. Wait, you get to pick where you go? Yeah, I think we just picked the cycle, right? Where are they going? Clockwise or counterclockwise? Okay. Wait, you get to pick the where you go? Yeah, I think we just picked the cycle, right? Where are you going? Clockwise or counterclockwise? That was okay. We'll usually go clockwise.

Mount Rushmore, right? Yeah. Oh, I guess we do. Yeah, okay, I'll go second. Oh, okay. So I'm going third and Hank's fourth who is not ready for this draft. Actually, that's good.

If I'm next to Hank, he's going to be a good state. Also, Hank's got butt issues right now. He's got major ass issues. No, come on. Put the camera on your ass, Hank. You can't put the camera on your ass. My ass and the jackpot were good. Okay. It's PFT's fault.

The order, it was good food, but not good for my stuff. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, were a grown-up. They didn't, sorry, I ordered Thai food and they didn't have the Dino Chicken Bite Tank. I'm fine, I'm ready to go. You can eat it back in cheese. I just, a grilled chicken, a grilled cheese. Can I get Bill Bell check please? By the way, I did, then I don't care. Wait, all right, you know what? No, no, no, no.

I'll see you on the top. I'll see you on the top. All right, first pick and obviously discussion is welcome. It is a podcast. So, you know, maybe the first round will be kind of intuitive, but once we get deeper, you can stand on the soapbox for your guy. Bill Bell check. Oh, good pick, Jay.

I don't like that pick one. To be fair, I like it because Hank didn't know. No, yeah. It was in my, I was taking it no matter what Hank said. Okay, all right. Okay. All right.

Who are you a fan of Jake? How are you a fan of your team and you're not picking your head coach? I'm a neutral journalist. Well, Hank, I'm gonna just- You're the best of the 32. Little spoiler, I know it's not my pick. I will not be choosing that Eber Fluss

with the first pick. Just so you know. Yeah, but you're not going to- I respect an inter- division rival in trough. And Mike Mutano, let's a good coach. Nice, Jake. Oh, God, I'm conscious.

Hank is in a world where he's dealing with some serious internal issues. He's going to be like the year the fart I'm coming right over there. He's going to be like the year the Vikings missed their pick. He's just going to be on the toilet. Okay, PFT.

All right, I think this is. Yeah, these notes I'm looking over, not to cheap, but he's just gonna be on the toilet. Okay, PFT. All right, I think this is- Yeah, these notes I'm looking over, not to cheap, but he's just looking at the Wikipedia page. Wikipedia page. Wikipedia page. Wait, this has to be utter chaos. If we didn't have a list of head coaches, we just had to remember like the baseball dress.

Yeah. All right, so I'm going to Andy Reed. Okay, love Andy Reed. I thought he should have been one one. I did too. That's why I'm so happy that I got my check. He's just gotten Patrick Mahomes. Okay.

Yep. Jake, he also got- Good Patrick my home. Okay. Yep. Yep. So Jake, he also he also got both things that Tom Brady. He also got to Super Bowl when he was in Philly. Right. Yeah. He made it to four consecutive lost four consecutive NFC championship games. That's not easy. He's been a great head coach for the last what 25 years. I think he's one one B just based off the numbers that bill bell one one B But this is what you want for the next season, too wait. Oh, yeah, we need to define this. Yeah, are we drafting based on No, it's right now who you want I said that in the intro. I'm drafting on vibes. Okay, that means that Translation hated no research. He doesn't even have a list. No, I do He could also see he could also mean that literally and it means that his butthole is just

Gyrrida pain. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Um, that was pregame. Like I'm ready to go. I'm on the field. I'm here. I Will not go with my first pick. I'll go with Sean McVeigh. Sean McVeigh. He doesn't even want a coach. Has a Super Bowl. He basically quits. He quits. Okay. I mean, we're not denigrating picks, but okay. He basically has a Super Bowl. I didn't hear you say that. No, no, I was joking.

You can denigrate as much as you want. Big head, can I push back on that real quick? Yeah, sure. Go ahead. So he is about to have, I think, his first child. Yeah. His wife is with baby right now. Yep.

In utero. Yep. And he timed it out so the baby will be born during football season. That's bad clock management. He's still going to be there. That's bad clock management. I would still you've got to tell me that shit out where you have it in that one week after the Super Bowl. And before the combine really. If you told every team in the NFL, you can get Sean McVasier head coach. Next year, there's like, I think there's only two teams that wouldn't take him.

Like he is that. And I feel like they're going to be slept on this year, just because of how bad they were last year. Well, they're going through rebuilding. I mean, the craziest thing that we do in the media is we joke about how the Rams were going all in and trading all their future picks. And then they're like, we're like, why do the Rams suck now? Well, because they gave this, they gave this whole play opportunity

for a window of discussion. That's the thing, we never got to discuss whether or not the Rams would become a dynasty. Yeah. So we took that as a personal shot at our profession. He stole content from us. Took two different quarterbacks to the Super Bowl. So if you wanna have the,

it's only the quarterback situation that you were trying to do with Patrick Moves, Danny and Ray. I need Jake. That was cool. Two great quarterbacks. Yeah, incredible quarterbacks, but he did. He took two different quarterbacks to Superl. Hank, you have a wraparound snake draft.

Yep, I'm going with a ESPN classic show. I'm going Mike and Mike here. Mike Tom and Mike Vrable. Oh, I thought you were going to say Mike McCarthy and I was like, you might have, you might actually have acid poison. No, I was thinking about going with just the and I was like, no, I have you might actually like have acid poison. No I was thinking about going with just the now actually not gonna go into my picks Mike Tomman Mike variable You're not gonna go into your picks on a walk. I'm not gonna go to my strategy because you guys will steal them

I think you just took two guys named Mike. Okay. That's what you're straining. Mike Tomman Mike very Mike Tomman All right Mike Tomman good pick Mike variable also good pick. Thank you. He's our friend. Mm-hmm Good pick Mike Vrayble also good pick. Thank you. He's our friend. Mm-hmm It is a great coach. All right. I'll just stick. You know what? I'm happy because my next pick I was scared that it was gonna get taken But I will take Kyle Shanahan. Good pick. The start of this entire conversation was Kyle Shanahan's offense I have the young guns. Yeah, it's great pick. Yeah great pick. I'm shocked that that Hank didn't take out But he hates the 49ers. We imagine if a team ever had both these guys. Oh my gosh.

If there was somehow a head coach, whose name was Mike Shanahan, then maybe Hank would have picked him. Yeah. All right, my pick. This seems, now this is how fucked up this show, and I went in with the plan, and now I'm thinking I can't let Hank take all the mics, and I don't want Mike McCarthy,, I can't let Hank take all the mics.

And I don't want Mike McCarthy. But I can't let him take all the mics. You can't let one guy have all the mics. It's too many, it's too many. It's bullshit. All right, I'm like, how good would that draft board look? This is an easy, easy for me.

John Harball. Yep, that was, I'll take John Harball. John Harball could step into any situation, league, except for maybe three and improve it. Yep. He's got a track record. Now some would say, well, he won a Super Bowl with an elite quarterback, Joe Flacco, who's system coach.

I would say that John Harball has, he's reinvented himself a couple times. Yep. And now he goes, he's really good at going with what his best players do best. Yeah. So I'm going to go with John Harball. Yeah, I had teared the coaches

and he was a tier one coach. He was a tier one coach. So it's good pick. And I think the only NFL coach that has kicked Jim Harbour's ass. Did he kick his ass? I think so. I think he like he took him out in the ocean. No, I think Jim tried to drown John. I think John tried. I they probably tried to get ready to i think jim is the one who tries to do the only coach that's fought john jim harboh yeah also we stand with jim harboh on the four games suspension is bullshit yeah and i'm not even looking to what actually happened as far as i know he got caught

for lying about lying about a cheese that sounds like double jeopardy yeah yeah about a cheeseburger yeah sounds like a q-an, yeah, about a cheeseburger. Yeah, sounds like a QAnon conspiracy. This guy bought a cheeseburger. Okay, Jake, two picks. To end the second round, I am taking Sean Peyton. Okay. Remember Broncos.

Interesting. I think they had, they were laughing stock at the league last year. And now I think bringing him in, no one's really gonna talk about how bad they are. They're gonna talk about who, whom with Russell Wilson, they can be contender in the aFC I like Russell Wilson MVP or come back player the year MVP yeah okay that I I said that I think last summer and that's a true summer dumb thought as someone who's been there I've I'm seen

I'm seeing reports where you're in his life he's playing well is throwing the deep all he's working on his working on stuff he was a training camp report you remember the train training camp report about Russell Wilson last year where it was like he completed twenty one of twenty two passes yeah they just did the bone next week dark horse for the MVP yeah so i think for the husband i think they're gonna get slept on

okay how bad they were last year and bringing him in change. Things. Yeah. And he does bring consistency. He is, he is a, you know, steady, Eddie head coach. Yeah. Okay.

So I'm going to continue the trend. How many quarterbacks does he take on the Super Bowl? Well, on, oh, okay. All right. So you're, you're a tire. I feel good. Yeah. No, no, but yeah, okay, you made a mistake

with that comment to start. I know, yeah, but it's still Bill Bellagiac. I can't regret it. I know I understand. Taking Andy Reed, one one would be getting cute with it. I don't know. If you got Bill Bellagiac at second pick, Bill Bellagiac is the greatest coach of all time.

We're talking about next season. I don't know. Andy Reed feels like he's at the top of his game. No, he's saying if Andy Reed coaches the Patriots, what's the record? I don't know, Hank. Not as good as, Patriots gonna go, that's not the question.

So, would you like Andy Reed to coach the Patriots? No. Ever. Look at here's my bill, but I'll check, take, because I do, I do, obviously, he'll be dead by the time Bellachuck retired

I do obviously think he's grace coach all time but last year They played well, but the map Patricia thing the sides of the lateral game And the Joe Judge thing made me think like is he seen aisle? He seems to have corrected it so it probably will wash away, but you Hank you had those thoughts No, okay, well you should yeah okay. Keeping up with the trend of rings only I'm gonna go with Doug Peterson. Okay I think he did a tremendous job in year one with the Jaguars and I think they're gonna be a very sexy pick to maybe make some boys sexy. Yeah sexy pick. They're

in the AFC South. How sexy. Put it back in your dockers. I think people are going to love them to win the division and maybe win a game of the playoffs. How sexy on the on the Jake Marsh scale. Let's say Kevin Harlan to Bob Costas in his prime. Sex. Yeah. How sexy. I think outside of the big three, the bills, chiefs and Bengals, I think, they're gonna be knocking out that door. Okay.

Yeah, and the IFC, do you guys agree? I don't know. They call it, it's not crazy. I want, this is, prove it to me this year. Yeah. Prove that last year wasn't a fluke. Yeah. Right.

But if you go, you got to give Urban Mire some credit for establishing a culture in Jacksonville But if they go 12 and five win the division win another game of the playoffs without urban Meyer Jacksonville does not draft Trevor Lawrence factor fiction true fact, okay PFT so wait who are your two picks there Sean Peyton dog Peter's good picks all right. I'm going to go my next pick This is tricky. I've got three names that I'm going to go my next pick. This is tricky.

I've got three names that I'm choosing from right now. I'm gonna go with... The second one. Nicholas Sireani. Ooh, okay. Nick Sireani. And again, this is from this point forward. Who do you want?

I think he does what his players do best, and he's a very flexible coach. He's corny, but whatever it works. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's good pick. I'm surprised that he's lasted this long, especially if Jake's doing rings only. I know I was between the two of them. I mean, Pete Carroll, especially what he did last year.

They were supposed to be the worst team in the league, right? It's forever young. So Pete Carroll, yeah, I would feel pretty good with him, you know, at the helm. It's that gum that gum keeps your face, the muscles tight. Yeah, but he did have a rejuvenation year where it was like, oh, is Pete Carroll, is it all falling apart?

And then boom, they were way better than expected. I think they're over under before the season was like five and a half. I think they're in projected projections like be the first overall pick. Yeah, okay, Hank. All right, I'm gonna go with a classic ESPN show. Okay. Mike McDaniel and Mike McCarty.

Oh, man. I love it. You got the four bucks. I mean, I can't, I can't hate on that strategy. Mike McCarty great coach strategy. If we basically, should have won the Super Bowl last year, was knocking right in the doorstep, Mike McDaniel's probably the best up-and-coming coach in the league like if you're if you're you know in a in a futures

Franchise This is a franchise draft Mike McDaniel's probably going first Well, that's that's kind of what we're doing right now Overcochandent it's just for this season like this is for the next this is for the next 30 years over Kyle Shannon Didn't Kyle Shannonahan almost retire too? I thought he went to like, no, Kyle Shanahan might be Daniel, everything knows. Right, and then he basically retired.

It's that he's going to whatever to heeding. You're thinking of Cliff King's way. Oh yeah, yeah, fuck. I shouldn't have said that because Hank would have picked Cliff. Okay, this is where it gets tough. Yeah. I think a lot of like the coaches are in the same grouping where they're good coaches, but it's like,

can they break through? Can they break through? And you know what? I'll do it. I'll take Dan Campbell. Okay, I'll take Dan Campbell. I, listen, I think that coaching the Lions is everything's on a curve. So if you

get the Lions on the precipice of the playoffs, that's essentially like the NFC championship. Well, they won their last game. And they kept the Green Bay Packers out of the playoffs. Yeah. That is a playoff game. We'll see. This will be a big year for him. But it seems like he is a classic case of if the players can buy in, works and if they don't it like can fall apart in hilarious fashion it seems like everyone's bought it. Okay, PFT. Sean McDermott. Yeah, good pick.

Surprise that he lasted this long. Good pick. Also, maybe the coach that could kick almost every other coach's ass. Yeah, that's the only problem with Sean McDermott is that that playoff game was tough. It was. It was tough. It was tough. He's had a couple tough playoff laws. It was tough. It was tough. He's just squibkid. Still very good coach. Yeah. Okay. Uh, So mark the halfway point of this draft. I'm taking Zack Taylor. Mm-hmm. Bengals. Yeah. Slept on. Super bowl. Appearance. Now with some say that's just Joe Burr.

No, they have they have I'm just asking questions. Yeah, their defense is great. Yeah, yeah But also defense Joe burrow. He's in charge of the whole team, which means he has saying the defense Okay, you could have done coach Lou as your next you're who you want to be head coach Yeah, we should have done coordinators to next week. We'll do coordinators Okay He wanted me head coach. Yeah, we should have done coordinators too. Next week we'll do coordinators. Okay. This next pick, I don't know if this is a reach or not, but Kevin Safansky has taken the brown,

he took the browns to the playoffs in his first year. Well, he didn't coach that game, remember? Oh yeah, he had co-opers in the basement. The fact that he got them there. They won a game, right? Yeah, it's Steelers. Yeah, they beat the dealers. It's got a huge deal to not be the laughing, like 11 and 5, 8, 9, 7 and 10.

Your first three years of the head coach of the Cleveland Browns is really impressed. Agreed. Agreed. We're Kevin Skates, guys. Yeah. Okay, good pick. Good pick. Good pick.

All right, this one might be a little controversial. We got one year of evidence to go off of, but it's Brian Dable. I would take Dable. Yeah. I thought what he did with the Giants last year was he got the most out of that. Yeah off of, but it's Brian Dable. I would take Dable. Yeah. I thought what he did with the Giants last year was he got the most out of that. Yeah, we'll put it that way.

All right. Yeah, I had him in my tier two and I have one last remaining guy in my tier two. It hurts me, but I do objectively think he is a good head coach and it's Matt LaFour. I do think he's good. Where are these tears? I made tears.

Oh, you made tears for yourself. Yeah, for my tears for myself. I just basically brain dumped tears. You could you made tears for yourself. Yeah, for myself. I just basically brain dumped tears. You could've also done a list. No, that's, it's a list. Like, is it numbered? One to 32? Well, I don't want to show you the rest, but yeah.

I'm only wasting it as it goes. Why did you divide them into different tears? Because I'm already numbered one to three. Because I have a draft strategy, so it's like, if there's a tier two guy, and there's a bunch of tier three guys, I have to take the tier two guy value. You've been hanging out with Steven Cheyat too long. I'm just saying, that will floor. That's this is my tier two guy and there's a bunch of tier three guys. I have to take the tier two guy value. You've been hanging out with Stephen Chey to long.

I'm just saying, that will floor. That's this is my tier two. You're too a little bit in shape, right? Did he help you with this job? This is a very easy strategy of like, hey, have a process, go it, because like, if I didn't have this process, I would have taken Mike McCarthy in the third round

just to block Hank from the mics. I've got a process too. I googled. A huge mistake. List of current National Football League hate coaches, and then I sorted them by wins on Wikipedia. Yeah, listen, I googled that as well, and then I just teared them. All right. Okay.

I had a couple strategies. The first one was get all the mics accomplished, and then the second strategy is just pick the, you know, the sexiest, most attractive, best featured men. So I'm going to go with Arthur Smith. Yeah. And then in my next pick, I'm gonna go, I'm just gonna go with the hometown guy, basically, one of the Super Bowl, Nick Sireoni. Okay, good pick.

Okay, well Nick Sireoni's already been taken. Good pick. Oh. Good pick. Good pick. Round two. That actually was great value. Yeah, it would have been awesome value.

Wow. Nice. But Hank, the fact that they didn't change their cleats Good pick round that actually was great value. Yeah, it would have been awesome Nice, but Hank like the fact that they didn't change the cleats at halftime. How good of a coach can you be true? Well now I'm scared to make my other pick My other pick ran in staley Yeah, he's there great coach math guy is there Okay Took seriani I did see round three pick two He's there. Uh, okay. Whew. It's getting too long. Who took Cereani? I didn't see. Round three, pick two.

Oh, man. I don't know. Now it's getting tough. I guess I'll take Frank right. I don't know. I think he sucks, but. Yeah, I think he sucks too. You know, I was listening back to the

episode January 27th and there was the episode that he was hired and I don't think you were a fan. No, the problem is I can't take all NFC North and not take any blizz. So I got really stuck in a spot. If you want to know what my tears are, it was tier three left is Frank Reich, Kevin O'Connell Roberts a lot. Okay. So and I didn't really, I was kind of stuck in a hard spot there.

So, Frank writes my pick. All right. And I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like that pick either. No, I don't like it. So, Robert Salah hasn't been taken yet. No, he has not. Would you like to go with Robert Salah?

He's a tier three coach, according to Big Cat's metrics. Yeah. So, this is a great, it's a great fight right here. Have to go to him. It's because maybe maybe the smoothest head coach. I got a lot of smooth boys on my team. I got him and I got Sean McDermott.

No hair, not a hair to rub between them. Good pick. Good pick. Thanks. PFT left hand up. Ron Rivera. I appreciate the support. How are you?

I'm in the tier four. However, yeah. I would say tier four. The Panthers. They were the next every year. Obviously. Yeah. And in DC. And DC he had tailhionic.

And he bragged about winning the vision. Well, no, that's not exactly what happened. It was seven and nine. Well, he found out from a reporter also last year that they were Bounce from the playoffs after loss No, no that and we in week 17 No, I thought about the Panthers. Oh, yeah, it is press conference after he got fired from the Panthers Which is bizarre that he had a press conference. Yeah, he was like we won the division three years in a row

And the last year was seven and nine. Yeah, Rivera's head coaching record if you take out the one season where Cam Newton was Yeah, Rivera's head coaching record. If you take out the one season where Cam Newton was out of the season one, 15 and one, I think he's had one other winning season, maybe two, but he's like a 500 career head coach. He has dealt with a lot of shit in DC though. Today he gave a press conference and he was like, yeah, big differences here in the past.

I felt like I was just kind of managing the team. Now with new ownership, it's great. So I guess that's his new excuse for it, but yeah, Rivera probably won't be back next year. Yeah, I'm just gonna go out and let me say that. Okay, you have one more pick. Yeah, this is getting very, very thin now. I can't tell if this is good or bad podcast. People love it. They love the draft. They love love. You guys are gonna love this shit. You guys are gonna eat this shit up. That was such a quick terrible

Todd bowls Top 10 coach as we said at one point in part my super bowl champion. No, he wasn't Using it Super bowl champion Okay, yeah, super bowl champ. Super bowl champ. Yeah, sure. Uh, basically, I feel like we're playing a game of hot potato here just to see who can avoid drafting Josh McDaniel.

Yes, that's kind of what we're going to do. Yeah, no, I was, yeah. Hank will do it. Okay, for my next pick. I mean, these last days, it's tough. It's tough. It's real tough. Kevin O'Connell.

Okay, taking Kevin O'Connell, I think that this year the Vikings are going to be very good. I think that your car is a guy. My car is a car. Who did you take with your last pick? It's the law. Oh yeah. Yeah. So Kevin O'Connell is another tier three. Yeah. Yeah. You can meet stacking up. Yeah. Stacking up. Stacking up value. Well, I have one last tier. I have one last tier three. It's Matt Eberfluss. So I'm taking him. Okay. So there's my tier three. And you definitely is going to put him into tier three because he's the coach of the bears

No, but he was bottom of tier three. I'm on by you have tears in your tears. Yeah, of course you rank your tears How many tears are inside of each tier? Well, no, it's just a ranking inside the tier. He said bottom though So yeah, he's the bottom of your tier of tier three of tier three. Yeah, it's ranked in order. Okay, all right Yeah, he's the bottom of the straight. It's a pretty straight forward system. Alright, I'm gonna go with the coach that spearheaded, you know, some of the greatest offenses in NFL history. And T-Bomania. Okay. Josh McDaniel. Okay. Yeah. Well, yeah, he did spearhead T-Bomania. Yeah. Credit to him. Yeah. Yeah. Good cool. Okay. And then I Is this my last pick? Four left. All right, well I got to do that

You're making a mockery out of this We take this very seriously Hank. I want a bell check and then after that it's like whatever you just took your ball Would took all the mics with. Just ponsed on the entire he's good. Hey, mics get in the car. We're on a go track. Okay. All right, my last pick, I'm going to take to Miko Ryan. I think he's going to be very good. Yeah. I'm a big to Miko Ryan guy. Everyone around Houston seems to like him. Yeah. And he was, I mean, the 49ers defense was elite. So, Jameco Ryan's my last pick. All right, I'm gonna take Shane Stichen, of the Colts, we're Colts guys now. Nice, so this guy up close in person.

Yeah, so Mr. Aralvin. Mr. Aralvin. Dennis Allen. Yeah, Dennis Allen. Hank took Jonathan Ganon. Yeah, you, you, yeah. So Dennis Allen is Mr. Aralvin. All right, anyone want to do trades?

Yeah, I'll be doing all the mics for the bell check. Jake. Mr. Rove. All right. Anyone want to do trades? Yeah. I'll be doing all the mics for the little bell check. Jake. So I would have, I would have 11 guys. Yeah. Yeah. I mean. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Let's go. Who do you have from your tier two list? Fuck, I was deleting my tier two letters. Because I was trying to. So I was going to package. I was going to. I was going to package. I was going to package a couple of tier three guys to move up to tier two. I had I don't even

know who I have on my team. Okay. I'll remember. No, we don't need to go through this. I have 11 guys and handcars. Bill Bell check the greatest of all time. And I bill Bellicuck and Josh McDaniel's back again and variable back again You have Arthur Smith brand sailing with Daniel's Ganon and Bellicuck I love it. I love my guys Good team my team is on the floor Mike and Mike and Mike I would trade you Matt LaFour for someone. Yeah, okay. Would you trade me Matt LaFour? I'll trade you Matt LaFour for someone. Yeah, okay, would you trade me Matt LaFour? I'll trade you Matt LaFour for Brian Debel.

Straight up. No deal. Okay, no deal. Toss in your last pick, who's your last pick? Matt Eberfluss. No, Demiko Ryan. No, don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don a tier three or a co. I'll take, I'll take Dmitco Ryan's

and Matt LaFlure for Robert Salah. No, no deal. No deal. I had a chance to draft Robert Salah and I said, no. Okay. I had him in tier two. On my chart, he's valuable. Oh, okay.

Well, that was great podcasting everyone. What else is going on today? Oh, quarterbacks getting paid. Yeah, Justin Herbert got a bag. And Sequan Barclay. Sequan Barclay got a bag. He got $900,000 more. And incentives.

Yeah. Okay, color me skeptical. But a guy like Mr. Mara, a guy that's been around this game for a long time. Very careful with his money. Yes. Some might say. Yes.

Is there a possibility big cat that sake one barkley is having a pretty solid season? And Mr. Mora suddenly indicates maybe let's not get him over these certain thresholds. Interesting. Maybe it would be good for Brian

Dable's career if you were to not give that extra 900,000. Which would be hilarious. It was over 900,000 dollars. It would be. It's like, I think there was a report because the packers have to share the financials because they're publicly owned.

I think every team got cut a check for like $300 million this year. And he's like, yeah, 900,000, I can't pay. I can't make that happen. My best off at some player. So, yeah, is take one Barclay a scab? Yeah, it seems like he went back, he went to the Zoom call and he said this sucks.

This sucks and then they were like, how about less than like a three bedroom house? Yeah, sure. And then take one Barclay unemphasized from the group chat this sucks. Yeah. And he's like, you know what, that's my price. That's my back on the entire position.

It's doggy dog world. But if you're Austin Eccler right now, and then you have this big zoom call that you lead, and then a day later, your quarterback signs for infinity million dollars basically. How pissed off are you? Very, very pissed off. Very mad if you're Austin Eccler.

And it is what it is, because you knew Justin Herbert was gonna get it, very, very, very mad if you're awesome. And it is what it is because you knew Justin Herbert was going to get it. It was whatever the question I have with the Justin Herbert is when, has Joe, Joe, Joe, Robin paid? No. So every time, every time a quarterback gets paid, you have to have the conversation about, well, who's the next guy to get paid? It's Joe Burrow. And in this case, it's Joe Burrow, who's next guy. Then pretty soon, we're just going to be saying like when rookies sign the rookie deal, wait till, wait till Bryce Young hits the open market. But Joe burrow his next guy then pretty soon we're just going to be saying like when rookies sign the rookie deal wait till wait till Bryce Young hits the open market. But Joe burrow and Justin Herbert were same draft class. Yeah, so Joe's next you would think Joe would have already been paid.

I wonder if Joe's going to break off a little for his running back. Interesting. Joe for Joe. Mm hmm. Uh, okay. Uh, other things that happened in the sports world. I mean, the we should at least mention it. It was very like sad, bronny, James,

had a cardiac incident, USC practice. Went into cardiac arrest, it was heart-stopped. That's crazy. That's one of those like, would never even make a joke about it. Moments, but that was obviously trending. And it sucks too, because when that happens, and then the entire internet decides

to spend the rest of the day hypothesizing on what, why it happened. Yeah, that's pretty shitty. Yeah, it's pretty bad. I made a mistake today. A big, it's like a rookie internet mistake. I got deep into the replies to the replies. Oh yeah.

To the replies. And I just feel so much worse about humans in general. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad, It was bad internet. Yeah, I wish the internet had been shut down today. But you just basically crawled into Billy's brain for an hour. I did, yeah, I got it.

It's a scary place. I truly heard both sides. I heard both sides of every argument. So don't tell me I have to listen to both. I heard every side. Yeah, this is probably a good episode of Billy's Not On because he'd be like, well, I heard reports and it's just, you know, fart Sniffer 69, 17 replies deep.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I went to, I watched Doogie Houser. It was bad. I know what this was. Yet somehow not as bad as the DeMar Hamlin clone incident, which I, we can look back on that and everyone should go back. Like kids should study that in textbooks for the next five years. The reaction to DeMar Hamlin showing up in a snow game and you can't see his entire face because he's wearing a mask to protect himself.

And like half the internet it seemed like was like that's a clone of Demar Hamlin. And people believe that it was a fucking it was an actual clone of right. And it was what I say to anyone who has these grandiose conspiracy theories. Yes, there's been some weird things have happened in the past few years, but you have to ask yourself how many people would have to be in on it for this to successfully be like, you know, pulled off. Yeah.

And the entire bill's like a hundred people in the bills lock every one of the bangles. It had to be like, yeah, that was not to Marhamlin. That was a clone. And we not gonna say anything and I'm still confused about what the in-game was of having a clone show up But it's not actually tomorrow. This is when we need billions. We do need to explain like what was there? What was the motivation? What was the big chest move that they were playing there? But yeah sucks for broni sucks for his entire family sucks for a lot of people. Yeah, so hope he's okay Yeah, hope he's okay. Hope he can get back to playing basketball. What else?

Oh, do you, well, I guess, are you, is that gonna be in your hot sea cool throne, Hank? Yeah. Okay. All right, so let's go about it. I don't really know how to go about it, but. Okay, well, you know what? I don't wanna be mean.

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and try to go get one of these scars because it sounds like the coolest thing ever. All right, hot sea cool throne, Hank, the floor is yours. Make sure you turn your camera on. True. I mean, I can go about this two ways I can put, I can be on the hot seat and be really out of pocket

or I can be in the cool throwing, just be a nice guy. PFTL, I'll leave that up to you. I think you gotta be out of pocket. I don't wanna be that out of pocket. I wanna let you off the leash. Yeah. You want me to be out of pocket? Get out of pocket.

All right, my hot seat is Blake's. Oh, okay. First of all, you got a new dog named Blake. And so all the other Blake's are on the hot seat. That's true. And obviously, you know The last Actually the dog the it is a cool name for dog. It's a great dog I met on the other days and absolute delight. Yep great dog You love them. We all love them. I love them so much

But unfortunately the lasting memory of your previous dog is Misreporting this news on Jalen Brown Do it. Yeah, was this have to do with Blake? It was a two for one. I know You can't if like is Blake not a good boy. Well, it's like you're already kind of like he's a very good Your boy getting about lee roi and if you remember lee roi. It's like what Lee roi I remember when he like had the worst breaking news of all time for no reason when he was already dead Yeah, which was that Jalen Brown was doing a sign in trade. Okay. Well listen here's the thing

I get to defend the fine print I get the percentage I get to defend my dog on this one RIP may he rest in peace forever I had the percentage. I get to defend my dog on this one. RIP, may he rest in peace forever. Leroy got a scoop from somebody who he wasn't him a scoop for. Scooping the grave and Leroy, yeah, I'm aware. I'm aware there, but he's on his dead hand.

That's me. That's my style. I'm sorry. You let me off the leash. You let me off the leash. You did like both the leash. I didn't want to do this. I didn't want to do this.

He didn't want to go there. I laid with Leroy as he But you say Leroy like in the moment when he got the scoop he was dead It's well if you know anything if you were if you actually read Twitter.com or X whatever they're calling it right now You know that the account is called the ghost of Leroy. It's not Leroy. It's Leroy's ghost. Okay, okay So well you said Leroy not the ghost Leroy has never been perfect and the beauty of leeroid the ghost that we're talking the ghost Leeroid can I finish? Well, you got a good list of five green. Let me find you to clear. Let me finish. Thank you for let me finish Leeroid the ghost of leeroid the ghost of leeroid. Thank you and leeroid as in a live dog was batting about 55 60% on scoops in a live dog was batting about fifty five sixty percent on scoops the point of lee roe was it was hilarious when he would get a scoop correct

and then other actual reporters would have to credit a dog which i agree to the break this is when he was with us yes and so every now and again lee roe his ghost would come back with a ghost little howl oooh and he breaks the news and he was right about some of the news he was wrong about there was a material change what was he there was a material change

but a side in trade he's already signed with there's a possibility at some point in the future he will be don't get after he signed that was my point so what you just you're actually 50% of the way there yeah well forgive me for not going that far with that. I was a little triggered when Hank put my dead dog on the hot seat. No, I put blinks on the hot seat. I put that on the hot seat. I'm aware that it's crazy. I'm aware that it was.

Well, no, it's the blinks on the hot seat. It's like, you know, Hank, why are you so mean about my dogs? I literally, like, again, you love blinks. You love blinks. You did the blinks. And you're, I love Leroy too, but when you make these fake rumors

and everyone believes them, I don't make it to fake rumors. It triggers me and it's like, why am I getting triggered at a dog who's dead? Because his owner won't, like, what's going on? Well, fact check. I think you're on the hot seat, Hank, for getting mad about a Twitter account

from a dead dog. But I know who runs the Twitter account. Yeah. And my again, it always goes back to let them rest. Okay. Now, you had to have seen this coming PFTV because when it did happen, you were kind of rubbing it in Hank's face.

Yes. A lot. A text about Taylor Brown's sign and trade. A lot. So you had to have expected this reaction to come. Of course. Of course, thanks for going to do a victory lap. He gets very few of them. He hasn't won a lot recently.

So he's gonna have to go a little bit. Oh, great job, Hank. Maybe it's because you golf, like, conservatively speaking, 50 times more than I do. But yeah, okay. Leroy's account was wrong on this one. The dead ghost dog was wrong on this one.

There was a material change. He hasn't been traded yet. He's not wrong. He's just not right yet. Yeah. Either way, shout out to Jill Brown, highest contract in NBA history. We'll apply him a left hand. That's it. It's like, what do you do? What do you do? What do you do in the off season? That's what people do in the off season. Robert William is going to be shooting threes. Jalen Brown is gonna be dribbling with his left hand. The cell does gonna win the championships. Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum are 25 and 26, and they're about to be signed, head next 15 years.

If you're saying we're definitely gonna win a championship if only our highest paid player can learn how to use his left hand. I don't know. That's a bad situation. Highest paid player ever, and then be a history. $304 million. If he can unlock the other side of his body, we're in good shape.

Exactly. How much are you gonna have to pay and when he does learn to go left? We got time. We got time to figure that out. It's very rare that the NBA contracts the next like whatever, 10 years, the South Captain will have 10%.

No, it's not. In five or 10 years, when Jaylen Brown and Jason Dadeham are only 30, it's gonna look like two great deals. So when he's making $68 million in four years, it still will be a lot of money. Yeah, but if we have two or three rings, it's worth it.

Two or three, yeah. Not two, not three. The, it's rare that like a joke that all Twitter makes can make me laugh, but the clip of the actual one handed basketball player, who he's amputee, he does not have a left hand and being like, this is what the self is just paid for, it may be laugh.

It is funny. It was funny. And the robot, the robot shooter dribbling, he made a robot programmed AI on Jalen Brown. Yeah. Hank, listen, I'm sorry that you hate my dead dog. I don't. I hate you for making me feel any type of way towards someone who is dead. Yeah, he doesn't hate Lee Roy

He hates you. He hates me. That's why. Yeah, that's very clear. You're you're basically baby grog's dad Like it's not I have nothing against baby grog. I nothing is lee Roy But it's it's the one who's weaponizing him and and blasting him out there when you know it He's literally dead maybe maybe I'll turn maybe Blake will become baby Leroy. Yeah, he'll break news that'll piss you off I I mean again at least at least only have him break Boston Boston's worst news and all bad news. That's his entire beat bell check on the hot seat this year Maybe Leroy can confirm All right, what's your cool throne, Hank?

Again, I didn't want to do that. Why don't you just give us the cool throne on the leash? What would the version of Ben if you- Let's turn the page. Oh, cool, there was just gonna be a Celtics. Oh, okay. That was about, that probably was an easier way to do it. But you were done with, you were gonna get to the Leroy.

No, I wasn't about, it was hard, again, it's like I, it has nothing to do with Leroy, but it's like I did feel these type of way, because again, if you, and we're doing all this behind the scenes, I'm not that bad, you're gonna talk about me and my some occasions before the show, which was off the record, you knock and then the text,

the text that you were sending and the day that you broke the faked story, were so out of pocket, like I couldn't believe it. What are they out of pocket? You were rubbing it in his face. Yeah, okay. Well, the best part about this, people are watching on the YouTube,

won't realize this, especially people listening just to the audio, but we can't actually see Hank's face. Yeah, he's behind a monster computer. So we have no, he's just getting so angry, like the fucking wizard of Oz back then. It's like the dealer and dealer, no deal. You're the baker. By the way, I don't watch YouTube, you can see it on YouTube.

I didn't realize we had to say this, but there was a few people who commented this, but for the record, this is not our new studio. The new office is coming in September. Yeah, people are like, we're also getting this wall painted, so it's not going to look as... Can we still have an entire wall in front of Hank's face?

So I don't have to look at him during shows. Yes, sometime for that. Okay Okay, uh, well you besmirched my dead dog Well, I'll just go reverse my hot seat was gonna be Kim Kardashian because in another Fake fake piece of it media that you guys were trying to spew It came out the Tom Brady is not dating Kim Kardashian and is actually dating Supermodel Irina Shike. We don't spew anything on this show, Hank. No, yeah, just rise fallacies and just things to trigger me.

Yeah, the fact of fiction, Hank. Fiction, I don't even know, I don't even matter. Fact of fiction, a guy can be seeing two different girls at the same time. Fact. Physically? Yes, physically. When I was a little older. Yeah, you could see 20 girls at the same time.

Okay. So he might still be seeing Kim Kim. But no, but that, that was a rumor about them speaking at a party. This is them actually being spotted out together. If the, if the, if the, if the, is that a party not out? No. No. No. No. That's in. No. Hey, Tom, he was driving here. They went here they went out together he was he he picked her up he dropped her off she was wearing the same clothes like this is real rumors the Kim Kardashian stuff was just made up bullshit on the 4th of July okay Hank they happen to me at the same party they had a conversation and then it was like oh they're dating

he's actually the 3rd of July Hank, factor fiction, Tom Brady, if he got maybe denied by Kim Kardashian, what's the best way to possibly win her love? Go find a supermodel and be like, look, I don't need you. But please call me. No. Here I am in the press. Look how much buzz is being generated by me dating

this person. Fiction. Would the Kardashians be interested in generating buzz? I think they might. Fiction. Okay, Kardashians be interested in generating buzz? I think they might. Fiction. Okay, fiction. He was probably so sick of the rumors. He's like, I gotta prove that this isn't a thing.

Supermodel, let's go out to the... I bet he was thinking about Kim K the whole time. No. Okay, those are very spicy hot sea cool-throw and PFT. Yep. Yep. I'm not gonna show. My hot sea does hang because he's a piece of shit.

My other hot seat is Kyle Sandhands wife. Oh! Kyle Sandhands wife is on the hot seat because Kyle gave a press conference today and they were asking about his players and they asked him about Debo Samuel in particular. And he said, never in my life has anyone sent me

as many pictures of them so shirtless as Debo Samuel, but it looks good So apparently Debo's blowing them up with just with like topless picks left and right apparently Debo was saying He was out of shape last year. That's Debo says that he played like shit last year Yeah, I would love to have a shitty Debo Samuel on my team. Yes But he's showing he's apparently texting all these pictures of Kyle, just being like, look how jacked up I am all off season. I kind of like that. So I kind of like it too.

Yeah. But I got to see, I guess everyone that Kyle Shanahan has ever dated because no one, I guess no one sends him nudes. Yeah. Now he gets Tibo San. I'll send some, I'll send nudes to Kyle Shanahan. What? Or topless.

Topless. I'll try to break that record this off season. Do it. My cool throne is integrity. Integrity is on the cool throne at the PGA, Canadian. I saw this. I saw this. This is a crazy story.

A player named Justin Dodon signed an incorrect scorecard, but it just wasn't incorrect. They had him listed as 300 par, and his playing partner was in the clubhouse, and saw it on TV that they listed on the leaderboard 300 par. His playing partner was like, wait, no, he's not 300 par. I verify a scorecard, I signed it, and I had him at one under par. And so they alerted the PGA of Canada, whatever that organization is. They brought the scorecard out, they looked at it.

And on the last hole, he got a seven in real life. He got a seven. On the scorecard, it was listed as a five. Not only was it listed as a five, but it had been listed as a seven. And he used a pencil eraser to erase the seven and drew in a five and falsified a scorecard after his playing partner had already signed it. Yes. And it would have been the difference between making the cut and not. I kind of respect the move of cheating. I said in the last show, like, I, if you're on the PGA tour, just cheat. Yeah. You can make a lot

of money. I actually don't respect the move. It's kind of a shitty thing to do, but it's very shitty. It takes it takes some balls. Yeah, try to do it. It takes some huge balls. So, um, yeah, it was it was bad. It was very, very bad. So, uh, I guess you got kicked out of the tournament. Probably the tour people forget. You did the same thing. Yeah, did he? He did it in the Asian tour. He got kicked out of the tournament. This was before his career took off when he was like 22 years old. It doesn't like to talk about it, but basically the same thing. I hope he learns from this. Yeah, and wins a master's.

And wins a master's in. And we all forget about it 20 years from now. But yeah, the balls, the balls that it takes to actually erase the score. And then also if you're going to cheat just cheat by, change the number on two different holes and put that as like a six and then change a five hole. And go to the last hole. Not the last hole. It's the one that you remember the most.

And probably the hole that you played the worst on, if you got a seven and you're three under. He also hit it in the water. Yeah, so everyone knows. Yeah, everyone knows. So everyone knows. Yeah. But you can't know you can't

integrity. We're going to get there. Integrity matters. Okay, my hot seat. I have two. The first is Joe Biden's new dog, which might actually just be major Biden. So major Biden got kicked out of the White House, biting people too much. Joe Biden got a new German shepherd. It has also bitten four people.

Yeah. There's no, that's Major Biden. It's the worst Washington commander. Yeah, it's his name. It's the new dog is commander of the dog. But that's Major. That's Major. No, Major wasn't saying they didn't kick out Major.

It's a clone. They just were like, yeah, we sent Major away. We got a new dog. looks exactly like the major. He just went on and just started biting everyone again. So there are a lot of videos, this is where the problem comes up, of the two dogs together. Oh.

So they have been in the same room at the same time as each other. Either way, he's biting everyone. Our colleague, Uncle Chaps, made a very good point, which is you live in maybe one of the most secure buildings. You have access to any one of the military that you want. Get somebody to train the fucking dog. Yeah.

Somebody should be there to train that fucking dog. Yeah. Although it kind of rocks if they're going out and just biting every- It's kind of funny to have a shithead dog like taking massive dumps in the Oval Office. Yeah. That part's kind of funny. Yeah. They should just put- actually, they could easily solve all of this and be like just put a

Lonson just beware of dog. Yeah boom problem solved. Yeah, it was like what we we it was pretty clear This dog is not well-behaved Hank do you also hate commander? No, you're you're becoming max, but commander actually bites people That's that's the owner. That's the owner issue. Okay, so this is a get by now No, I mean the I at least maybe like get him some more time with the dogs. Yeah, he's just been all of this time with the dogs. How you train a dog should actually play into electability. Yeah, you should be given a puppy at the start of the campaign, you know. And then they judge it based on obedience. If you can train a puppy, you can train a congress.

Yes. All right, my other hot seat is Elon Musk So this was a couple days ago actually no might have been today So Elon Musk a couple days ago tweeted we should stop making our appliances so smart And then this guy named Mike Lee Pearl posted Article about Elon Musk that I don't know when it was written I'll just read from it. So this is Elon basically being like,

appliances are too smart. This article says, it's talking about Elon Musk and is in SpaceX or wherever. Elon comes down, he walks over to the breakfast bar and he picks up a package of pop tarts. And the funniest thing to me was the fact that most of us take pop tarts for granted, he was transfixed. This was like a that most of us take pop tarts for granted.

He was transfixed. This was like a scene out of 2001 a space out of sea when the apps examined the monolith. It was clearly the most fascinating thing he'd seen that morning. Eventually Musk realized that pop tarts were best enjoyed toasted. So he opened a package and put two of them into the toaster, Thompson said. Only Musk made the rookie mistake of inserting the pastries horizontally rather than vertically when they pop back up he had to stick his fingers into the toaster to grab his breakfast this was a problem in about six in the morning must proceed to scream at full volume fuck it burns fuck it burns to all the ladies the

front test nearby watched mortified silence so maybe they're not so smart the appliances he just didn't know what a pop-tower was. Yeah, it reminds me of that far side cartoon where it's the guy at Millville School for the Gifted and he's pushing on the door where it says pull. Yeah. Elon is a very smart guy, but he's also one of the dumbest idiots on the planet

when he comes to certain things. Yeah, practically speaking. Some of the decisions like the rebranding of X. Yeah. Did you hear that he wanted to name PayPal X when he was working at PayPal? So he's been sitting on this idea. X is the coolest letter.

It's the best letter by far, so we'll give him that. And it's in my first tier of letters. Top of the first. Oh, letter draft Friday. Oh yeah, we should do that. That's good. Thanks, gonna take him. Yeah, he's a dumbest smart guy in the world.

But I also like to just spin zone this. It's kinda like when Trump didn't know what a blizzard was. Like Elon Musk finding out as an adult what a pop tart is. Kinda rules, because you basically get the rest of your life with pop tarts. It's like, when Nick, do you remember when Nick Van Exel found out what ice coffee was?

It's like a 50 year old man. Like that, it sucks that you don't have it for that long, but then to get that new surprise, that latent life has to be awesome. That's kind of a tree. I had that with uncrustables. Yeah, and now it's like holy shit.

I got it. It's something to look forward to. You're my third old resorties. But yeah, I kind of feel bad for Elon Musk that he never had pop charts growing up. Yeah. He had diamonds. Yeah. Okay.

And then my cool throne, I don't really have a cool throne because it was going to be Jalen Brown, but Hank took it. Yeah, I'd say so. Even when hard in the paint. I'll just go. Messy scored two more goals. There it just go. Message scored two more goals. There it is. Message scored two more goals.

He's the go. Also, the women's world cup. They're playing it. They're like one in the morning. They sure are. It's tough. Even as massive of women's soccer, as massive of fans of the women's football as we are a big cat, it's tough for us to stay up on that.

I will say that I'm betting it, and it's kind of a thrill to wake up and just be like, oh, one, oh, lost. Yeah, for me, it's just all lost. Yeah. That's been less than a thrill, but I guess we played Netherlands tomorrow. Okay, yeah.

APM, not me watching. I'll be watching that game, too. Yeah, fuck yeah. I watched the second half of the Vietnam game. That was bad. That was the worst three goal victory I've ever seen. I had minus six and a half. So we got to get better. We got to get better You know, I better so it's tough when Vietnam trails you Okay, Jake my hot seats the Milwaukee Brewers. So the Milwaukee Brewers game against the Cincinnati Reds Monday night

first batter of the game Ellie Dela Cruz He hit a long ball and it was robbed, was gonna be a home run. So then on his next app, that on the scoreboard, the brewers put almost hit a home run in the first inning, but didn't. Oh, and what did he do? Hit a four-pounder and 56-foot dinger. Mm.

And... It's a bit unprofessional by the broadcast crew, right? Yeah, not the broadcast crew, the scoreboard. Yeah, that's tough. The insta-ing scoreboard. Yeah, that is tough. So he was staring at that. Yeah, he showed them.

Did you guys see the graphic, like maybe a week or two ago, where it was like longest home runs in history? And it was just very funny, because it was like Josh Gibson 700. Like Mickey Man, or Daveard 600, it's like, and then when did Stakas come out? And like that it's like, the longest one in the last 20 years was like 505. Yeah, I feel like we used to get

to the Adam Dunes all the time. Well, they said that. But Alan Hill, the Babe Ruth and Mickey Mano ones were like hit into stadiums where there was no stands, there was just a field and a count of the roll. Oh, it was just like a golf drive. Yeah.

Where do they carry? Because we caught the slowball town. Yeah. It is kind of cool to look at old stadiums, the polo grounds, the cool stadium to look at. It makes no sense. Oh, the design center field was like 600 feet. It was a rectangle.

The old Detroit stadium is my favorite. Oh, yeah, the overhang double deck. Yeah, that ruled. Yeah, two football related cool thrones my first. Jimmy Graham. Yeah, he's in the league. He's back with the Saints. When I saw that, I thought it said one day deal

to have him look retired. I thought that too. He was playing the Seas. Yeah, the same. Did he play last year? I don't think so. He was on the Seahawks. Was it last year that you were before? He was on the Bears. Yeah, he went to He was on the Seahawks. Was it last year?

They were before that. He was on the Bears. Yeah, he went to the Bears after the Seahawks, I think. No, did not play in 2022. Bears 2021, same 23. Seahawks, oh yeah, he was on the Packers. Yeah, last year? 2018-19.

Oh yeah, there's 2021. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nobody last year. I feel like that never happens that a player takes a full year off Especially that late in their career and comes back. So good for Jimmy Graham Maybe he's flying the plane. He's flying planes. Yeah, flying the team playing. Yeah, my other cool throne PFT Can you give that to me? Joe burrow. He just signed a deal with body armor. Oh hell yes

Because Joe borrows our friend and body armors are friend and they're now partners. There was a video with Caleb that they announced the deal colleagues of shout out body armor and Joe Well, he's got sack Taylor. I don't know what we talking about. Oh, okay. Yeah, it is a tailor. Mm-hmm great video with Caleb Yeah, I got a body armor and joe burl and he's about to get paid. Mm-hmm. Also cool to own the corn fairy Yes, 3 30 to 630 Eastern. What? What? There's the 3rd Sunday.

You're calling it? MV5 Mutation, I'm presenting it. Let's go, Jake. Will you have your pants off? Yes, say yes. To an end to find out. To an end to find out. Yes.

Pants off. You got to slip in one call for us. Tell me. I'm calling. I was going to say, he call for us. Tell me. I'm calling. I was gonna say, he stuck that right in the hole. Yeah. You know, how about a long putt and just be like, it's getting there, it's getting there,

but it has to drop or it doesn't hit the same. Yeah, if it doesn't drop, you just be like, oh, that was like a typo when you're going from your clip to your dick to your, do you? Is there any water hazards? Yeah, 17s to 200 yard par through with water to the left. Oh, that's wet. That's so wet.

That's so wet. And he's going to be wet. Okay, it's getting there. It's wet. It's in the hole. It's in the hole. All right, say it real slippery. No, don't say he stuck that right in the hole. Yeah, okay

God is really long also just ask say this guy's really long. Yeah, just continue to ask everyone what their favorite hole is okay Yeah, no it is better better speed up the pace of play. They're gonna start stroking guys out there Mm-hmm. I don't know if that wouldn't want to see a guy stroked on today. Yeah. Or would we? I've seen a few guys stroked before, and it's not pretty. He had just thrown in there. Pee loose.

Well, it's still- It's there. That's a no. Uh, okay. Let's get to our interview. So we can get a golf awesome interview with Brian Harmon. Just a fucking great dude. Like, I think we're friends of

them now because he is a cool dude who just won the Clare chug so PFT before we get to Brian Harmon. Yet it's time for an interview with Brian Harmon and shout out to Body Armor Body Armor Sports Drink helps us stay hydrated during our interviews with the biggest guests in the world. Packed with electrolytes no artificial sweeteners, flavors or dyes. Body armor sports drink hydrates today's athletes during competition. And more importantly, us during interviews, no lie. I picked up a giant body armor today. We got off the golf course.

We stopped on the way back. I went straight to that cooler. Boom, picked up a big body armor. I'm so hydrated right now. Body armor body armor keeps us hydrated all the time. You can buy it on Amazon. Check it out on Amazon. It's also in stores all across America. I got the strawberry banana right here. It's an elite flavor. This is a great sport strength. Keeps you hydrated. Check out body armor today. And now here is Brian Harman, champion golfer of the year. Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest.

He is fresh off his open championship. When he's got the clear at jug right behind him, it is Brian Harmon. He is mega. First of all, congrats. I know you're probably on a whirlwind. Thank you for coming on because actually let's start there. What what is the last like 48 hours been? Because it's probably on a whirlwind. Thank you for coming on because actually, let's start there. What is the last like 48 hours been?

Because it's probably been insane for you. Sunday night didn't sleep. I got picked up at 3 a.m. from our rental house. Blue out at 5.55. Slept, I don't know, a few hours on the airplane and then full on, full on dad since then. God. Oh, man. That's hungry. Yeah. It is back there. It's like, Oh, I don't, you know, don't let it change.

I'm like, change, I'm 36 with three kids. But I just, like, I'm set. Yeah. Are they treating any different now that you're major champion? That's up at 630 with a bottle this morning from a one year old. It's just. That's it. Yeah. Well, yeah, I mean, it was incredible to watch.

I will be fully transparent. I didn't know I was a Brian Harmon fan until this weekend. You somehow made all of England hate you and us. And I love that because so what you said in the post game or the post round interview, I think on Saturday, that they were saying stuff you couldn't repeat. You couldn't repeat it here.

So what was the stuff that was being said to you while you were trying to win the Claire Chug? Short stuff, you're gonna choke. You don't have the stones for this you know If you have this FF you you know just I mean nasty stuff, but I'm a SEC football fan I mean it's like bro like they are killing me man. Yeah, there's nothing good that valley. Yeah, LSU on a Saturday night. You'll you'll hear a way worse Man, I've welcomed LSU fans Athens many times, but you know, it's just It was brutal. It was really well. I just can't I can't imagine

Someone walking down, you know, like a gust of national And someone yelling like oh, you know, you're gonna choke. It's always got to leave just what it's just not it's just it's off-putting Did you'll you a little bit did that give you extra motivation? I didn't it didn't hurt you know like I've always said if they you know I've been saying if they wanted me to play worse, they should have been nice to me Yeah, I mean that it's the passion the fans over there is cool. I was obviously on the bad end of it, but it's not a lot of times that we get to play what I've considered as like a real away game. That's what it felt like.

Yeah. And if you're watching on the YouTube right now, you know this already, but if you're listening, you should just know that he has the Claret jug behind him. It's over his right shoulder right now. I think probably the best trophy in know that he has the Claret jug behind him. It's over his right shoulder right now. I think probably the best trophy in golf. I love the Claret jug. Did you put, have you drank out of it yet? Yeah, we feel that that would be our Guinness beer on Sunday night.

And then I, so, my wife, Princess Leicouse pretty much every year up in here, upstate New York, and get here. And last night, we're going to fill it up again. And she's looking in the, in the bottom of it. She's like, we're not bringing out a sick. She's like, it's like me to scrub them. It is. It's not pretty. Yeah. Well, we'll just deal with that later. Just kick that can down the road a little bit. There was one guy in the British media that was, he wrote an article about your bow hunting and all this stuff kind of calling you barbaric American.

And they said basically like I shudder to think what he's going to drink out of the clear job. Jug like, we're gonna fill it up with animal blood. Yeah. I don't know. They could ask me questions about hunting. I was like, my name must be really interesting about, you know, all my deer hunting stuff. Boy, they didn't like it at all. They cut asking me questions about hunting. I was like, my name must be really interesting about you know all my deer hunting stuff Boy, they didn't like it at all. They were. No. You know, have they hunt over England? It's it's way worse.

It's way worse. Yeah. It's way worse. It's like, well, do you guys eat meat? Oh, yeah, we love meat. Well, then what are we talking about? Yeah. Yeah. It was very fun. It was bizarre that you became this guy. I think it was a lot because of Rory and Tommy Fleetwood. But like I said, by the end of the tournament, I was like, wait, I'm a huge Brian Harman fan because he's standing up for America.

Like this is, yeah, he hunts. Yeah, he owns a tractor. Yeah, he likes SEC football. Like what fuck you? Let's, you know, anyone know anyone anyone going away what now What are you gonna do all right so now that we've gassed you up enough Yeah, I got you fired up. This is what we do a little rope and dope with all of our guests The waggle is really annoying. Yeah, it's awful. Sorry

Yeah, it's not it's not great. I was when I first got on tours when the fastest guys went tour. You can ask me by jeer golf, anger golf, college golf. I was go go go go. And I just found myself kind of twilling my thumbs all day and Lucas Glover's one of our really good friends, and I asked him, he's a fast player, I always been. I said, man, I don't know if I can do this. Like, I can't sit around with him. He's like, man, because if I can go back and do it again, I just slow down. And I'm at a conscious effort to slow down,

and I didn't understand that when I slowed down, it just opened up like this whole, like, not like OCD, I don't wanna, you know, say that, but it's like, I just, I don't wanna go to him ready. And I just got slower and slower. I've sped up a little bit, but I'm working on it, but it's like, damn, my slowdown started playing really good.

So, I mean, what? Yeah. Say it sucks, I know. It, well, that, that's a great answer, because being like, yeah, I know it sucks, but like, this is how I play. I think is, is totally fine. It's the guys who are slow who are like, oh, I'm not slow.

That's, that's what gets annoying. I'm fully cognizant of it. I wish it wasn't that way. I'm trying to make up for it where like, when it's my turn, I'm ready to go. Like, I'm not like, oh, I'm going to get a number now or now I'm going to read my putt. So I feel like I try to be as ready as I can and I'm still working on it. I just I would love to get back to just like, you know, look a couple looks and go, but

it's one of the things where I probably hit two me shots when I used to play really fast before I was ready to play just because I'm trying to like, it's almost like you're trying to make a point like how fast you are. Right. Just what real productive. So I look, I get it. I understand. I've heard it from everybody, but you know, I'm dragging out a clear jug on Sunday night.

So I really don't give a shit. Yeah. I love to care more, but... Did you... I don't know if you saw, but the broadcast did a waggle tracker, which kind of did you dirty, and it was a shot where I think you had like 20 waggles. It's so... It had to go... By that 20th of a month, ooh, that was a good shot.

It was ready. Sometimes it's one wagon. Sometimes it's 20 or however many those assholes. There's a lot of waggles. Let's try to put like a ruler for out all I was to. Like, I was just sure got lagging all the time. Wow. How tall are you? Because I'm'm I'm a fellow short king as well

Five seven five seven is that with with the shoes on or with the shoes off? Well, I mean if they ask me to take them off I'd take them off But you know here was shoes on yeah, it's like you and messy having a great weekend. Yeah, short Kings are back I don't even know how tall messy is so what why is Naga brought up? What it does? It does yeah So it came back. I don't even know how tall Messi is. So why does Naga brought up? It does. It does. Yeah.

Well, here's why soccer. I hate to disappoint all the European's again. Here's a tip. And this is just a free tip. Yeah. That's all soccer. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe just pick a little bit of a smaller SUV to get out of.

That's all. Because that clip of you getting that out of the SUV, that hurt. Cause it was like, Oh, that's him. There he is. And the SUV was towering over you. So we got to get you a smaller car. He's got books in the seat. Everybody. But it was, I mean, so in a real question about like, you're obviously not the tallest guy, it's pretty crazy. Not watching PGA golf right now. And like it's all about the distance and how hard, how far guys can hit it out of the

t box. How are you able to like compete weekend and week out? Cause you're so consistent in your career, knowing that guys are going to drive it, you know, 30, 40 yards past you and you got to make it up somehow. You know, I told the story earlier. I was playing with Rory at Memorial. This was probably seven or eight years ago. And I've always said Rory's probably the, I mean, at least in our generation,

he's the most talented driver of the golf ball that maybe he's ever lived. He's incredible. He really is. And obviously, he's bombarded. He's in these beautiful drives. But he gets up on this on the short part for and he knocked it way down there. And he's like feathered this perfect little wedge up on the green like in between shot. I was like, damn and I'm not I'm not any better at him at that. And like I have to be a lot better at that than he is. And that's kind of where I try to make up the difference.

It's like the stuff that doesn't take like pure, God given athletic ability to do, like I'm gonna try to be one of the best at that. So round the green wedges, short irons, mid irons, stuff like that. Stuff where you don't have to be able to swing at 130 miles an hour. Like I just don't want to give up any ground there. And then I figure I got a puncher's chance. Yeah. And you're, I mean, your putting was out of this world.

Good on all week and long. Was there a moment when you knew like I'm in the zone? Like I'm, because I think it was the stat was everything, you made everything within five feet and you made 13 out of 14, 10 and in. And like the lowest amount of puts in 20 years, like you were, you just made everything. So did you, could you feel that?

Were you like this is, the cup is looking bigger. I'm hitting every putt. I had a feeling that I had a big putt when we come in. I've been putt really good for about a month. I really started striking them all well, kind of mid last year, like a lot better than I've kind of statistically done for a long time. And the putt has just been kind of lagging.

But yeah, I was hoping some, you know, the mid-range stuff, you get a lot of mid-range spots over there where the pins are and Depends around top of hills a right bomb auger. So you really have to you know be strategic and I was hoping a lot of you know But to where I played safe into the green and Those are the ones that you kind of have to have over there, but yeah Yeah, I just I made some really good mid--length ones and all the short ones were, the greens were a little slower over there, but those greens were unbelievably pure. I mean, they did a incredible job. Yeah, you made kind of a strategic blunder, though, afterwards. You gave

away your secret weapon. Oh, that's a good idea. I don't care. I'm giving you one. Yeah, the $50 mirror that you buy, we're big fans of junk science in all its forms. And I feel like golf. There's no one on the planet that owns more golf trinkets and just nonsense, training aids and all that. Instagram's got me on the full, every time. It's like, oh, something that makes a beat when your risk goes, I've got it all of them.

Yeah, I love that. You're just like us. This is what normal, like, weekend golfers, we see those Instagram ads, and we're like, that's gonna fix my swing. The one that's like, almost like a fly fishing rod that you practice your driving with. What's the dumbest thing that you've ever bought

to try to improve your game? I bought the, I've got the, the club that's got the blue blue really wippy shaft on it. It might only still be a fly fishing one where it's literally it's like bend around your ear. That one ain't it. Doesn't work for you. That's fantastic. You gotta keep using the mirror though. I mean the result. The mirror's not going anywhere. I've got the one I love is the, um, I use it every day when I warm up. It's a big bent club like the compressor. Uh huh. Oh, it's not. It's good. So just that one.

What about, uh, all right. So off, off topic on golf, and I wanted to, I have a couple more golf questions in a minute, but mega corp. When they decided to sign you, was there even a negotiation or you're like, wait, there's a thing called mega corp. I'm in because I mean, I had no idea what mega corp was and you're hat saying mega corp. I was like, holy fuck, there's a mega corp. They're awesome, man. They're so much fun. They are an absolute, they're an absolute ride. When we go and we play, I've done some days with them up at Wilmington and they've got a golf course up there, we play all the time and whenever they order their drinks, they call them airstrikes. So they say bring in these, they bring in the airstrike and

here comes these drinks, You just send the woods. These people are crazy. They are absolute beauties. They are so much fun to be around. Yeah, do you feel like you play better? Like you get that mega edge? Because you're wearing mega-corp on your ass. I feel like we're doing a mega cast right now.

This is a great, we're crossing this interview. You're not a major champion. You're a mega champion. A mega champion. That is so funny that they just hammered you guys with all the stuff you just got littered across the studio now. Instantly. Like we did the podcast. What's up?

I just make stuff appear. You need something. It was 9 a.m. I walked out of my house and there was five boxes of Megacorp merch. We still think there's something shady, but that's, you know, we don't have to bring that up with you because Megacorp is just like,

Megacorp is gonna take over the world. I don't know how, I don't know what they're doing, but I'm in. Like I wanna be when the history is said, all said, we want to be on the side of MegaCorp. Yeah. Can't beat him, join him, just he's got to go. Yeah.

Some guys have major league baseball advertisements on their shirts. You're rockin' a company that does dominate the world. MegaCorp. Yeah, it's pretty good, pretty good. I'd say advantage to you. Yeah. I got a advantage to you. Yeah I Got a question that's not about golf either, but it's about your bow hunting. Okay, so

I don't know if you're gonna get invited on the Joe Rogan podcast. You might you might you might want to talk to you But we can do that conversation right here. What is it about bow hunting that first? You know a lot of guys They go hunting and they never try to even be a bow hunter. But I feel like using the bow, it's almost like a type of zen that you have to get yourself into with the concentration. I guess it's probably, you can tell me, is it the skills that you learn while bow hunting are those translatable at all to playing golf? Yeah, it's trying to, I mean, soft-killed.

I've been out to Colorado for four times, killed four really nice out. And just having to settle yourself down, control your nerves. And there's something really primal about it, man. Just being out there, it's a super intimate. Like you're right there with them. You know, I've done plenty of hunting with rifles.

And, you know, just doing it from that far away for me, it's just not the same as being in something's backyard, in something's house, and being right there with them. So, for me, that's the only way I really care to do it anymore. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the difference between Rory and you. Yeah. Anyone can bomb a 300 yarder. Yeah, you're going with a boat.

Are you ready to tell us how much the tractor is that you bought? I mean, I will. I'm gonna ask public. OK, yeah, because they asked you and you said that you hadn't told your wife yet. I assume you've told your wife so you bought yourself a tractor What what was the price of the tractor? Another another tractor

Okay, okay Third one that It's an actual tractor is probably 70 grand and then with all the attachments it's probably closer to 100. Nice. Nice. Nothing. Come on, you just want, I mean, you won the Clare jug.

I like that. You know, when you ask Brian Harman, what's the first thing you buy? It's a tractor. You're walking off the 18th, being like, oh, I'm going to buy this tractor. I had my eyes on. Hey, man, I got three college, college tuitionens to pay for man down the road. We got to play. Yeah, I mean that's that's what you should do next time. Don't roll up in the Chevy Tahoe. Roll up on tractor. I might put it on a boat for a true next year and roll up to the course every day

with it. So back to golf real quick, we were talking about it on Saturday night. You're sitting in your Airbnb. You got a five stroke lead or six stroke lead, whatever it was. Are you sitting there being like, well, this can go one of two ways here. Like I'm either going to win this thing or I'm going to choke it. It's going to be yeah drastically like terrible. I can go. I got two ways. You know, you're either, you know, you're either the

guy that's going to win it or the guy that's going to lose it. It's hard. And so it's, it's, it's almost, it almost be easier to be a shot back or a shot in front. Yeah, it was a unique experience, but I just, I kind of had a few hours. I was getting ready to go Sunday morning. I was in the shower and I was, I found myself like worrying about it. And I just kind of felt like, you know, you can't win the open in the shower. So just get the word to what happens. Yeah, that's smart. Now, were you visualizing Kirby smart when you said that, uh, because we were, I was just

thinking about, yeah, this is a, it's just a funny visual to be like, what would Kirby do here? I'm just super impressed with the guy. I've known him in passing, we spent just a little bit of time together. And a lot of the stuff that he said, it seems cliche, but you're like,

damn, it just, the dude just gets it done. Like, he just, just an animal. We're lentless and super impressive. So I'm like, wow, I was just going to copy him. That seems like it's working. We'll just try that. Yeah. Has he reached out to you? Yeah, yeah, he texted me, um, checking grads.

And, um, yeah, he's a, he's a great guy. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, you're, and you're just, all you do is win right now because you are Georgia Bulldog. You got back-to-back national titles. They are a problem right now. Yeah.

They are a problem. They got a role in. Now, talking about the psyche of a Georgia fan, are you guys now like in the cocky, we expect it because for the longest time like Mark Rick years, it was like a lot of like good teams, but never could get over the hump. And Nick Sabin is always like the boogie man. Are you now comfortably like yeah, Georgia is here and we're not going anywhere.

This is going to be our decade. I don't think any real Georgia fan feels that way. I think there's enough scar tissue there where you're like, ah, they're like, when is the when is the curtain gonna get ripped back? Like, when is the when your heart gonna get ripped out again? Because it was, I mean, wow, I mean, those 10 years for as awesome as Mark Rick Rick was and his greatest of personally was, boy, we had some tough games. Just games you're like, man, again, like, again. And so I don't, I don't think any Georgia fans taking it for granted. At least not any ones that watch the same games I did growing on. Yeah. Yeah. They're kind of in the same situation that you were in on Saturday night.

It's like everyone expects Georgia to go out there and win every game. I think they're what like minus one 50 to win the SEC. Like, all right, against all those other great teams that they have. So when you're thinking about Kirby Smart in the shower, as you said earlier. Yeah. What are you imagining?

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Are you just going out there and executing the way that you planned at the start of the round? Yeah, just just going on executing. I couldn't help but think about like how awful Prevent defense is. Like I had to keep bringing football references, but it's like, it never works. It never works. And I wanted to stay aggressive. My game plan was really good all week. I've been driving, you know, driving the hell out of the ball and obviously putting it good. So I just wanted to keep putting pressure on the golf course.

And I've spent too much of my career worrying about what other guys were doing, probably, you know, much to my detriment. So I was out there just trying to play against myself and just trying to out execute myself every time. Just every time trying to get a little bit more confident, a little bit better. And I did a really good job with that. So you bring up, you know, your career, it's a fascinating career because you've been tremendously successful successful made a ton of money playing golf But yet obviously hadn't had this moment that you had on Sunday

Was there any part of you you know getting into your 30s where you're like maybe it won't ever happen like maybe this major thing I'm a really really good golfer. I'm better than 99.99 99% of the world, but that that last piece It's not it's's not in the card. So, yeah, especially a couple years ago, I had a pretty good chance at Augusta. I was, they made a couple of shots back going to Saturday, ended up finishing 10th or 11th or something, but I felt like at that point I was like, all right, maybe I'm kind of rounding in form. And then I'll come back the next year and, you know, I've got four in where I had nine

hour in the year before. So, I mean, these courses are getting longer, they're making them different. And there was definitely a point where I'm like, man, I don't know if I can elevate enough. I don't know if I've got the skill set to hang sometimes. And you know, you get six years of that winning. And I had always great top 10s

and was around the lead a lot. But it was just never, you know, yeah, it's been a hard, I mean, as successful as I've been, I had to just kind of take a step back and be like, you know, is that good enough? And for me, it was. And I'm glad that I kept that. I've always liked the ground of it.

I've always kind of like climbing out of bad spots. So, yeah, man, this, like I said, this has all been a kind of a whirlwind but I'm not, I'm not shocked but I'm, you know, I'm surprised I guess because I hadn't really consented. I mean, I always knew that I had the potential but I never really considered like what it would be like. Yeah, I mean, tremendous. Yeah. Golf's such a tough sport because as well as you can play, you can go out there and play to the best of your ability and sometimes you still don't win. There's only one guy that wins every weekend. Do you still have fun playing golf when you're not winning? If you go out there and you you've played to the best of your abilities, that's still fun

for you or in the back of your head is like, shit, that sucks. I didn't win again. Like, does that take away from your enjoyment of it? It starts wearing on you when you've got, like, you know, you've got, you know, your peers that have won more times and you start looking like, damn, I've had 50 top 10s and I got two wins.

Like, maybe I'm not a winner. You know, I feel like I've wanted every level and and done it you know a bunch but like when is it when's it coming? Is it not coming? Is it you know wins wins my turn again? So yet it's a it's a rough sport you're having to beat You're having to beat someone playing the best golf their life every single week. And other than for guys like Tiger Rory and the guys that are just complete animals, it's pretty tough to do. You're a winner, you're a mega winner now.

Yeah, and can you settle something? Because I read that you're actually right handed or you're right handed or left handed? Yeah, right. Yeah, full of right. So why'd you decide to start playing or left handed? Yeah, right. Yeah, full. Right. So why did you decide to start playing golf left handed? Baseball. Yeah, play baseball.

So I guess my parents told us to open house a little every time I picked something up. I'd swing it, swing it lefty. So they get me a right handed glove, considering I was going to think I was going to throw it outside. I'd catch it with the right handed glove and take my glove off and throw it back there. Like Jim happened. I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Right. The whole story though is tremendous because it is like, it's so crazy thinking about any professional sport, you know, the guys who don't win the big championship over and over, but they're still so good, and they're still so accomplished at their profession, and just keep grinding and finding that one moment.

Like, those are the stories you root, you watch sports for, you know? Not over there. They hated me. Yeah, that's true. Not over there. There's no underdog love over there. They hated me. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.

You should have, did you chirp back at all? Did you say anything back? Oh, boy, that's not what I wanted. Boy, that's not what I wanted. We can get you the floor right now. Yeah, if there's anything you'd like to say to. Yeah, you just put me up on the, you can't give them the fuel, man, because if you know it you if you let him know it's bugging

Yeah, then Then I won't and we'll stop Yeah, yeah, that's it smarter than us make a bogey like on Saturday and people are cheering You're like, what's come on? Yeah, great, but I'm doing my best Come on If you were to address the the country of England right now, you have the floor, what would you like to say to them?

Oh man, Red Coats came and went. I'll be about it. You got the clear truck. You got the clear truck. I had one last question. It's a rowback question, rhoback.com,A-C-K dot com promo code take 20% off first purchase. Q-Zips, Polo's hoodies, shorts, joggers, everything. I'm wearing the joggers right now. Super comfortable.

Robac dot com promo code take. So you have shot a hole in one in the same round before. That's insane. What what was going through your head when you hit the first and then when you hit the second? This is internment play. Like, people, you know, obviously professional golfers most of it a whole one, but you wait your whole life to hit a whole one, you hit it two times in one day. Like, tell me how that felt.

Well, the first one was on number either three or four and it got me back to even power for the day and then the next one was I think one whole 14 and it also got me back to even power for the day so what I went like I sat in the world on fire I was I was sucking wind it was the first it was the foul around the first playoff event and gosh I think I was 80 or 90 a phone with FedEx Cup. So I was grindin' trying to get I think into the top 100 for the next week. So I mean, two whole ones I think got me just inside the top 100. I think it ended up finishing inside the top 70 somewhere for the year. So I mean,

I was stoked to have them. But I was just I mean, full long grind mode trying to that's what I went very good. Yeah, you did buy you did buy drinks for everyone. I saw that credit. What a great. Yeah, two all in one. That was family luckily luckily our mutual friend Kevin Kizner was well into the bag so he couldn't he couldn't hurt me too bad by the time I showed up. Yeah, yeah He bought he bought 300 beers and a bunch of bottles for the media center for all the journals. That's like 190,000

Filming out with these guys are asking all these hunting questions last week bomb all his booze and That's a good point. That's a good point No, he doesn't punish. I did have one last last question. You have not tweeted since 2020. You want to you want to fire off a tweet right now? I just I mean, I'm Twitter just eyeballs.

Maybe the eyeballs just tweet the eyeballs. It just doesn't make me happy. It just does that. What if you just said I'm going on part of my take tomorrow. Mega mega episode. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm mega episode. Yeah, that'd be great. I figured that out. Yeah, I'm about to get my login bag. I was gonna say I don't think you have your login, but yeah, I'm just gonna take everybody's blue checks.

Does that have a blue check? Probably not now. No, you definitely don't. You definitely don't. Yeah, you need to just wait. Do you have if you have eight dollars, you definitely don't you definitely don't yeah, you need to just tweet Wait, do you have if you have eight dollars you can get a blue check? Do you have eight dollars? Green check isn't our green check now to blue check? Yeah, what do you get your green check? You're smart your smarts not be on Twitter, but yeah, if you just tweet, you know mega episode coming on part of my take People would like

Y'all a mega- know, mega corporate match man. Yeah, well, I just want to truck. Yeah, the merch is cool, but it would be, you know, it's really cool if they just sent me a giant truck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we're going to say this right now just so it's clear because mega corporate like they, they negotiate very well because of their name and how could you not be mega. But this is the last time we're giving them free advertising. they're gonna have to start be coming a title sponsor apart my take Yeah, well man, I'll do it. I actually looked it up. There's stock jumped about 9%

Since Thursday since you started playing. Oh wow. You should get a little cut of that and so should we You should get a little cut of that and so should we Gonna jump again tomorrow Yeah, they drone strike me mega corp. Listen mega corp should be like why why not why why can't we'll set we'll We're like wanes world. We'll sell out. We'll wear mega corp. I'll get a mega corp tattoo. I don't care I'm very confident. There's a few employees that have mega corp tat too. I don't care. I'm very confident there's a few employees that have mega corp tattoos. That's why wouldn't you? Yeah. I'm like, name my next fictional son, mega corp. Yeah. I'm just watching this, this like perfect synergy of like, it's, it's happening. It's going to be mega. Yeah. This is like, you know, like people who, who make their job,

their entire personality, it's's lame except if you work in mega-corp like that is totally fine. I mean y'all nailed it. You nailed it. It's perfect. All right. My last last last question. Give me prediction for college football.

What are the Bulldogs going to go this year? Is anybody going to beat them? I don't know. Tennessee at Tennessee is a tough one. Last next last game of the year, SEC championship will be a tough one. I mean, I know without a missfield goal from Ohio State, they lose in the playoffs. So it's just so hard. Kirby haven't ready to play, but there's no telling. I my prediction is I think they'll I think they'll drop one but that

they'll end up carrying the torch at the end of the year. All right well Kirby do you think about Brian and the shower when you get ready for the s's championship? It's a mutual shower. Let's just get the shower with him. Let's just get let's catch the chair. There's a little north western there. I don't know if we need that. We're talking about Southeast. The human Lufa. All right, well, Brian, you're a recurring guest now. So we will definitely have you back on.

This is a lot of fun, man. Yeah, and are you playing in the BMW? It's got to. Yeah. Okay, so we'll see you then. Yep, so yeah, we'll be there for the practice round. So we'll see you then. I'm just going to show up be there for the practice round. So we'll see you then. I'm just gonna show up in case you hit a hole in one. You have to buy me beer. Yeah.

I have it. I'll buy you beer anyway. How about that? Okay, perfect. Yeah, we're gonna also be just wearing bag of corp gear. So you'll know who it is. There, I'll be, I'll, they'll buy you beer too. I promise. Yeah. All right, well, thank you so much man. Congrats again Awesome story and appreciate it. Thank y'all appreciate y'all having me Ryan Harman was brought to you by the barstool sports book You can bet on the women's world cup on the barstool sports book You can bet on major league baseball you bet on all sorts of things. It's a great app

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Yeah, they have a big storm from a gym inside of the tire. I know for you, I agree. But I think they're from... Those are big time free sandal vibes. Yeah. Okay, Mount Rushward time. We're gonna do the Mount Rush more of Girls Not To Fuck With. We already did Guys Not To Fuck With earlier in the summer. Now we're gonna do Girls Mount Rush more of girls not to fuck with. We already did guys not to fuck with earlier in the summer.

Now we're gonna do girls not to fuck with. Hank and Max are gonna go first, first nominee, all women, because we respect all of them. Yes, we respect all of them. Hank and Max, me and PFT, then Billy and Jake are in the order today. Hank?

Yep, clearing out one one here. Max is giving me a look of pure fear that I'm a little confused about. We just haven't talked about this one. That's a good number one. Max sent me two picks two seconds ago. I got a show up right now here. Clear number one. Girl with a cracked iPhone.

Oh yeah, good call. Wait, it's the old one. My pick. Yeah, very good. That's fine. Yeah, I've only said it like three times on the show, but that's fine. It's good, that's a good pick. Good pick, Hank. Good pick.

Should we have saved it for you? No, I'm saying it's a good pick. I'm not that great, just so I can see Hank's fucking shitty ass base. I'm not that great. It's a good pick. Yeah, no. It's a good pick. Yeah, I'm aware.

Good pick. Okay, um, correct. So big cat, where do we go with ours here? Oh no. Ah, here we go. Three. Ooh. Oh, that's gonna probably.

Well, you actually numbered. Yes, they're all numbered. We go with six. Ooh. Six is good. Yeah. Okay, all right. Girl who doesn't have any friends?

That's a big time red flag, that's a big time what's going on here. Can't keep a lot of friends, don't know really what's, you know, it doesn't have like a best friend, doesn't have a group of friends. Or she has a very big group of girls that she talks about that she used to be friends with that she hates.

Yeah. What about, is that the same as a girl that only has a guy from? Yeah, that's what. No, that's different. Yeah, yeah. But girl who same as a girl only as a guy from yeah, that's what no, that's different Yeah, yeah, but girl who doesn't have any friends? Yeah, there's a there's something there that's you don't want to you don't get You don't mess with that she got nothing to lose. Yeah exactly You'll be her whole life

Yeah, and you will that will be bad. Yeah, I mean if you having friends is a problem correct Correct. Yes, you wanting to go to the bar with your friends. You want to go golfing friends? Well, that will be bad. Yeah. I mean, if you're having friends as a problem, correct, correct. Yes. You wanting to go to the bar with your friends, you want to go golf with your friends. You have friends, now you're in trouble. Okay, Jake, go for it. Jake's nervous.

Yeah, do it. Jake's nervous. No, it was fucking all the time. Well, if you were just like, girls were cards. I know exactly what it was going. I know exactly. A girl on their period.

Oh! No, no. And you and I are thinking the same thing. That's biology. Yeah. This is Jake's first prophecy. That's biology. You're just, it's nothing bad.

It's nothing against it, but like everyone knows. Only you know. I was saying, that's my mom. I was saying the only, like, that's, it's nothing like personal. It's just, look, I'm per- Oh, why is man told me the only thing that's it's nothing like personal. It's just like Why is man told me the only thing a period stops is a sentence No, it's nothing like too deep. It's just like they they admit it to like don't screw with me when I have once that time I'm okay some girls like it. Yeah, yeah, it's more pleasurable. Isn't that why we can't they're legally

We're not allowed to have a woman president. Yeah They're legally, we're not allowed to have a woman president. Yeah. Okay. Hello. But, please laugh at me. Next stop. No, no, no, no. Oh yeah, they have two.

Yeah. Lost in the snake. Bill, you say this one. Bill, he's cheese and hard. These were two of Jake's like first, like, they've got to go back. I mean, yeah, it's a good first thing pregnant women okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's fun. They've got a they're building a human

Yeah, you're building a human their body is dedicated to more important things Pregnant women really have no time to fuck around with any small issues. Yes, correct a lot of perspective They're also make me feel like the biggest pussy alive Yeah, well not necessarily big cap because remember we passed kidney stones and the doctor in the hospital She give she gave birth to triplets and she said that's the biggest pain of her life Yeah, so I'm pretty much giving birth. That's true. Okay, so I want to hear from none of y'all pregnant bitches I'd say that we go with Maybe I like number 11.

Okay, yeah, okay, a mother grizzly bear. Yep. Oh, don't want to fuck with me. Wait, Billy said he saw one last night. No, no, no way. No, no, no, no, no. All the internet? No, no, no, no, no. He said he saw a bear outside his shower.

No, no, no, it's pissing last night. I was looking through the pines. He was hoping he saw me. I was seeing something that was moving through the pines. He was hoping he saw me. I was seeing something that was moving through the pines. I was like, that could be a black bear. So that is definitively not seeing a bear. It was actually a first minute hand. Yeah.

But Jake, did I follow it up with it? Could have been anything? Yeah. I like to imagine that Billy and Jake have these quaint little breakfast together. And Billy just tells Jake all of his lives in the morning get some out of the system. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. That's our next pick. You don't wanna screw with that. No, definitely not. Yeah. All right, do you guys have any original picks? Yeah, first one is original. Okay.

We're gonna go with a girl who is a Taylor Swift Superfan. Yeah. We had Swifties on our list. I was thinking about this. Well, there's Guy Swifties too, so that's... There's Guy on our list. I was thinking about this. Well, there's guys with these two. So that's 52. There's guys with you two. I was thinking about this while I was eating breakfast

and then I was like, I don't want to deal with Kelly. Kelly Keeks. Like she will rip my balls off if I say this. So I was like, someone else will pick it. I'll let them Kelly. When you get to this point in the show when someone tags you with this clip, it was Hank who said it not me

Yeah, I mean I like Kelly Keegs very funny girl, but I feel like I probably What do you mean girl woman lady? It's you above the age of 18. She's a woman whatever you want to call her damsel with you and distress Never know she need you to save her. I feel like at multiple times in Kelly Keeg's life She's had a cracked iPhone and a die heart's-wimpy. And probably the last person in the world you want to fuck with. I mean, and that's coming from a place of love.

If you want to, you can go for the triple threat and just be like, woman who's obsessed with the monarch. Yeah. Yeah. Because it actually, like, starting to go through my Adam, like that actually, like a woman who's obsessed with like real-life princesses Yeah, okay, good pick. Swifty's good. I'd be like a terrorist group. They can dig up things that You didn't even know where possible. Yeah. Whoa, what does that mean? Just on the internet like if you said something bad about Taylor

You got some darker background shit. No, I'm a top forgot about you a th- I'm a th- You swifty? Swifty? I'm not. Um, our next picks, we will go with... Die Heart Astrology Girls. Ooh, good one. No, they're easy to fuck with. Good one. What do you mean?

Hey, what's your sign? Oh my god, I'm a Scorpio too. Oh, they're easy to fuck with. Okay, I'm a Scorpio too. Yeah. You just, like, you're talking about astrology and you're like, oh, what's your sign? Then you're like, look up what's compatible.

And you're like, oh yeah. And you're like, that sounds miserable. Then you're trapped in an astrology conversation. Right, but like, then it's, they're easy to fuck with. But who gets to pay off? I honestly, it depends on what you're looking for from the astrology girl. Okay.

I don't mind fucking with astrology people. It's not like, I'm not intimidated by an astrologer. I'm just like wow that person's dumb. Yeah, they were talking to someone and they're like winter birthday and then you tell me about that and they're like oh and you just see like change their whole attitude about you because that's happening. No, it's true.

Yeah. Dude you just be like yo sorry. I just thought that was a funny. Yeah. I just I don't have any problem. I just think that you should. Yeah, yeah. No, I actually don't.

You would say that to them. I actually would. You would say that to should. Yeah, no, I actually, I actually, you would say that to them. You would say that to them. Yeah, I actually love it when you talk to them. Like when people are that up front about things that I know I will not like, I appreciate it. Yeah, no, it's time. And it's also like a great tell of like,

when someone says they're big into astrology, you know like, okay, I'm going to lower the bar of expectations on this person's intellect. Yeah, like it's just, you're just not gonna be Firing on all cylinders, right, but that's totally cool. Yeah, that you passions are cool Yeah, sometimes about this clip. No, I don't think so because they're too dumb to realize we're talking No, no, I bet a lot of people out there will think that this clip kind of relates to them

But at the same time yeah, make them think that they're special right there Like oh, I'm not that into astrology where I'm dumb, but actually, if you're listening to this right now, you are. But they only do it because it's kind of interesting to follow and just to just to think about it. But they don't actually believe it. It's the greatest experience. Right.

If you're like, oh, I didn't call you back. Like, they're pissed like, oh, Mercury was in retro. No, that's just real. Mercury in retrogrades real. That's astrology. When it comes to sports, it's real. Sounded kind of dumb. You're sounding like an astrology.

Yeah. When it comes to sports, it's real. Um, okay. Good're sounding like an Australian. Yeah, when nobody comes to sports, it's real Okay, good picks Yeah, we have to get out. Let's go. Let's go with that one. I want to go with Seven and then we come back with that one. Okay. Yeah, seven is gonna. Okay Horse girls girls are super into horses. Okay, I feel like that's something's wrong there something's something's all It's kind of a double threat. It's something's off. It's kind of a double threat. It's kind of a little riding It's kind of girls who don't have any friends is one of them. Yeah, and it's also

Definitely from a super super rich well-to-do family right the combination is dead wrong with money and the ability to ride Well, okay, good good point. Yeah, yeah, just ask questions I just feel like if you're like if you like horses more than humans, I don't know, something might be a little off. Or just dog. I like dogs. You guys are very animalistic, except for dogs. No, no, that's fair.

I love dogs. But also, I don't know. Or if you can love your dog more than anyone, but if you love a horse more than anyone, you're an evil person. Well, no, I think you can love your dog more than anyone, but you can love your cat more than anyone,

an evil person. Well, no, I think more than a person, you're an evil person. Well, I think human think you get more than a person or your new person. Well, I think human, I do think humans are more important than all animals. Yes. You know what's, bro? Yeah.

Depends on which humans. Okay. But like, yeah. Okay. It's still like, yeah, prolongation of that. No, but yeah, maybe he shouldn't have. We should have figured out a way not to kill him, but a human child, we're talking about a human child.

He shouldn't have gone in the fucking tove. I mean, that is true. He was asking for a full fell. The provocation was there. Well, Harambe probably waved at him and said, come on down. I want to clear to these are not racing horses. Racing horses are different.

Like one that the stable is. I'm talking about like the show horse the show If they're there for like to get their long hair brushed and shit like horse or if girls in big Illy big into like horse and race or I can't speak Horse racing horses. Yeah, that's different than the like jumping over little shit and like, you know, how come there are any female jockeys Yeah, I feel like some right. Yeah ranch girls are all so I think outside of that Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm talking about a girl that like after school She drives out to a stable somewhere

Pets and combs or horses. Oh, yeah, even I would go even one further The not even after school because her school, she's homeschooled and then she goes outside to her house and pets her horses. That's weird. Yeah, very weird. Okay. All right, Bill, I feel really, really good about this one.

That one will piss off more people than astrology. For sure. Because horse girls aren't dumb. They're mostly online. Right, they can afford to be a phone bill. They haven't lost all their money to get more astrology girl. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, astrology people are stupid. They won't can afford to pay a phone bill. They haven't lost all their money to internet and more astrology girl. No, no, no, no.

Astrology people are stupid. They won't even know we're talking about them. But they will see this clip. Like, no, they won't go on astrology girls. No, because they're telling themselves that they're not that into astrology, because they're stupid. Yeah, because if you're really into astrology, you still say, oh, I just like reading it because it's interesting.

Right. But also on the flip side, they think that we're stupid because like fantasy sports. Yeah, that's great. And that's a great, completely fit like the same thing with Taylor Swift. That is us in football like we are one in the same. We're just, we're dumber than women. They're probably should be, there's probably a female equivalent of part of my take where it's five chicks sitting around just being like, okay, worst guys in the world. The guy that tells you about their fancy team.

Yeah, they're right. And they spend an hour talking about us personally. And they're right. They're completely correct. Yeah, guy who cares so much about his bets. They're literally talking about me and I'm like, yeah, you're right. All right, our last two picks. The first one. It's in the news right now. We feel good about it. You do not want to fuck with the United States Women's National Soccer team.

Oh, that's a good pick. Good pick. They're going to a three women's world cups right now. Yeah. And you don't want to screw with them. Yeah, they're dominant. Yeah, absolutely dominant. Yeah, Rose Lavelle, former part of my take guest.

Yes. Awesome player. 2019. Also, that goes for just like as an entity how good they are at soccer. former part of my take guest. Yes. Awesome player. 2019. That's so good. Also, that goes for just like as an entity, how good they are at soccer, but also you don't really want to get into any takes about it. No, no, you'll get fucking talk sports. Yeah.

Also, Alex Morgan, don't fuck with her. She's nuts. Remember, she got arrested at a concert center. Yeah, but that kind of ruled. No, it's not to go around the world. Yeah, it's awesome Yeah, she was I think she had like a point one eight B.A.C Trying to get I think she got arrested in France in that part. Yeah, right trying to fight a Frenchman. Yeah good good because she was like fuck the French soccer team

That's the USA bitch. Yeah, they were front and center on that bleach report graphic. Yeah, four years ago Yeah, when they want it. All right this last one Billy I'm gonna a little bit rogue We have a good draft right now I don't think they need to pick said don't a good job this draft. We're I feel good about it You guys have two picks. You guys have two picks. You guys have two picks. You guys have two picks. You guys have two picks. You guys have two picks. You guys have two picks.

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All right, I think long fake nails. Okay, long fake nails. Let's scratch you right up. Okay, our last one's easy. Can't believe this one last. We can't talk about it for more than a sentence. No, Hillary Clinton. Body counts.

Next pick, superior. Next pick. Talk about it for more than a sentence. No Hillary Clinton body counts next pick Shopee next pick I thought we have next pick now now that I thought I That's a good one go to the next pick now Amanda Nunez. Oh Good pick. That's a good pick. All right. Wow. Good draft guys. Yeah. But now I thought I thought I had a great fourth rounder

and then you had Hillary. The political ones just win. No, Trump didn't win. It got him second place when they did not deserve it. Yeah, it's going to be nice. 2020, or he's talking about in Mount Rushmore. Gang is also political though. So I see your point.

Just damn. I feel good about this room, but you guys are gonna win. No, we could win. The soccer team won because it's gonna be happening during the World Cup. Yeah, I think you guys stunk. No, I think we were. Well, we also had Eric and Ardeni. Yeah, don't fuck with our cardie B. Big time, don't fuck with Cardi B. I feel like when she went after the dude whose stepfather died in the Titans,

she was like, that guy's in, whose stepfather died in the Titans were small. That guy's in fuck the blink 182 concert. You don't want to be on Cardi B's wrong side. Prime Ronda Rousey. Yeah, yeah, he's choked you out. And then a newness of fucker up, so Hillary. A mother, a mother with young children in public. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking world, world champion cheerleaders because every cheerleader is a world champ. Yeah Super competitive ones. That's terrible. I'm going. What do you guys think about adult women who still sleep with a stuffed animal? Yeah, that one kind of crazy. It's also like the most women But yeah, is it I don't think so I think a lot of adult women have a stuffed animal

They don't necessarily sleep with it. Oh, squish mellows. Squish mellows. Squish mellows. What are those? When they become cool. They're actually really cool. I mean, my kids have them. They're like, just really soft, big pillows.

Okay. But they're stuffed animals disguised as pillows to like, they're big. They all have stuffed animals. Do you guys remember what squish mellows? What? What? What pins it was like this interactive pet that you like,

take care of online. We were, we were, we were, we were Tom Gucci. We remember when we got Tom Gucci. Tom Gucci, we had to keep him alive. Not on your 18. Yeah. Yeah. We had the Twitter account.

Yeah. That was awesome. Yeah. We should make it do that again. We should make Billy keep a real baby alive. We had girl with Princess Tattoo. Girl with our Princess necklace. Oh, and those are huge myths. Oh my God.

The girl who's way too into Disney. And dolt, an adult who's way too into Disney. Yeah, having like Tinkerbell Tattoo, Tinkerbell bumper stickers. And being like, I want my wedding to be at Disney. Yeah, that's a big one. I couldn't really think of the haircut to describe it, but like a woman with short hair.

You were saying the Karen haircut. Yeah, but you know, I don't know how to describe that. I feel like, I think you're just, a woman with short hair, you just described it. But some short hair is nice. It's gotta be like short hair, like above your ears. I think they get, I think they,

like short hair, to defend women with short hair, I think they just get sick of having long hair their whole life. Yeah. It does kinda suck. It does kinda suck. It does kinda suck. It does kinda suck.

It does kinda suck. It does kinda suck. It does kinda suck. It does kinda suck. It does kinda suck. You have to always have like a scrunchier hair tie with you. And you have to wash it like high five times. It gets so hot.

You have to time out when you wash it because you can't shampoo it every single day. Yeah, it's tough. It's crazy to wash their hair every time they shower. Well, it makes sense. Yeah, it's forever. Yeah, so I think it's more like a necessity of like, I'm done with this.

Also dry shampoo. Didn't know that existed to reach. Yeah, we had sorority girls. Yeah, especially during a wash. Disagree. I think it's sorority girls that I don't think it's sorority girls in college. I think it's sorority girls that I don't think it's sorority girls in college. I think it's sorority girls who continue to refer to their

Sisters like 20 years later. Yeah sorority girls. They're harmless. They're nice. Yeah people for the most part But there's always one or two that take the sorority more seriously than everybody else takes sorority Those are the same as guys way too into his frat Yeah, when they start flashing gang signs Yeah, yeah, we also had our three in the Williams at a grand slam. Yep. Yep. We had a pregnant woman on a plane with two kids and a bunch of popcorn they get spilled everywhere. Yep. Don't fuck with her. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, this one will be spicy when we put out the graphic, but yeah. We just got to remind people we did guys not

to fuck with too. What about girls with cauliflower here? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't. Damn. In the spirit of fairness, that should have been one one. Yeah. Thanks, that's a bad one one. You should have stolen mine. You should have stolen big cats. A lady with a gun. Yeah.

Yep. Yep. That's pretty good. Your mom. Yeah, don't mess with mom. Don't mess with mom. Don't mess with mom. Yeah.

Grandma, okay. Grandma sweet. Don't mess with big mama. Yeah. Don't go to Big Mama's house. Okay. We should redact our last pick, PFT, for our safety. How about this one? The last pick is Hillary Clinton, Big Cat and PFT do not have any two-sided house. Okay, good Mount Rushmore.

Okay, let's wrap up the show. We have, by the way, we have an incredible interview with La Shaw McCoy coming to Friday. We interviewed him last night and it was awesome. He's a recurring guest for sure. He's got takes. The man has takes. So many takes. He's so good for television.

He's gonna have a long career in media. Yeah. I like that shit. I like it when you say that yeah it was it was great you guys gotta listen all right so Hank has left to take a shit false oh he's back that was quick wait you turn my off. Hank is drunk with power. You motherfucker. Alright Hank, guys on chicks. See if you can read. My boyfriend Max and I had the biggest debate over, ever, fuck. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

they wrote over, they wrote over. My boyfriend Max and I had the biggest debate over what is the most iconic reality TV show. He's swearsed by Jersey Shore and I had the biggest debate over what is the most iconic reality TV show. He swears by Jersey Shore and I said, Vanderpump rules. I'm dying to know what your guys opinion on this is and what reality show you think is best and why. Iconic? The challenge.

It's got to be real world. No, yeah, real world started it all, changed it all. Puck, all time. He was the number one villain bad boy. I mean, so I mean, he literally made fun of a guy who had AIDS. Yeah. I would say he was as bad as you could get. It's tough to get past the real world.

If you're going to go iconic, I mean, DNFL, it started every reality show them all, but I think, well, so I think the most like, uh, iconic though might mean Jersey Shore, because it really did like, the problem is who has Jersey Shore here, the boyfriend? He's right if the debate is Jersey Shore of Vanderpump Rules. Vanderpump Rules is obviously insanely popular.

Jersey Shore was like, guys and girls, like Jersey Shore parties. There is no Vanderpump without Jersey Shore. Well, there's no, there's no Jersey Shore without real world. But my point is, Jersey Shore, like, completely captivated the entire country for summers. Vanderpump is very, very talked about,

but I don't think there's like, Vanderpump parties going on, are there? I think this past season with the, with the scan of all. People dressing up like them. People were fist bumping, They were doing it. Yeah, not like Jersey Shore, but this past season had a lot of a lot of heat. That's true, too. Not as big anymore. I feel like, but and also survivor gets to be thrown in there. So survivor. Yeah. So that's absolutely 44 seasons. Yeah. Okay. My boyfriend's friend comes over from over two hours away once every like three to four months.

The morning after they go out, they always crawl into bed together. Whoa. They don't sleep in the same bed, but they'll lay side by side of reminisce. Is this normal? In the same bed. In the same bed.

Normal? No. But I'm okay with it. Yeah, it's not normal. Let's not get it twisted. It's not something that most guys do. But I think most girls do this. Girls do it all the time. Girls fall asleep together. Yeah. At the end of the night.

Yeah, they'll be like, okay, let's go talk about the boys we dance with. Yeah. I think it's not normal, but I also don't think it's us if that makes sense. What are they talking about? They're talking about sports. Yeah, they're also probably talking about how drunk they were. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we got a couple fake ones. I don't know, this means.

What's your take on that one, Hank? What? Uh, I don't think it's that weird. Yeah, I think it's not like normal again. If you're still drunk and it's like your boys that you haven't seen in a while, and it's the day after, and yeah, that's the good stuff. You have to do a post game.

It's good stuff, yeah. You know, like the post game is important. Whether it's done in a living room, everyone's still drunk, you're all drinking waters on the couch, remembering what happened last night, replaying things, what would you do different? That's a conversation that happens amongst guys all over the country.

This one just happens to happen in your bedroom. I mean, this one has the most obvious we've written by a dude of all time. Okay. My boyfriend likes to perform cuntlingus on me. He's pretty good at it, but he insists on blowing a raspberry on my clitoris every time. He calls it finishing move I've usually always come to fruition before he does it But the raspberry always makes me laugh and sucks the euphoria out of my body

He keeps doing it because I clearly like it because I laugh every time is this gaslighting is this a deal breaker Should I blow raspberries on his balls help? I don't think that's definitely written by a guy. Oh yeah. The answer is yes, you should blow raspberries on his balls. Raspberry's are funny though. They're funny. Yeah.

Makes a funny sound. You got to lighten the mood sometimes in the bedroom. Yeah. Can't I'll be serious? Also, he's sucking, you're looking, you're pussy. So let's not be, you know, beggars don't be choosers here. Yeah. you know You're actually easily as a guy. I just not do that. You're you're looking gift horse right in the mouth

All right, when with this one Sup fellas yesterday my boyfriend sent me a screenshot that he won two Friday tickets to the masters next year He was all excited and then proceeded to tell me that he was not inviting me and was inviting his dad instead Yeah, am I in the wrong for being upset for not getting the invite? Yeah, you know the masters is the most dad week into all time. Yes. I did see because that I think that happened today Everyone found that I saw some screenshots. I saw a very funny one where Some girls like my dad got masters tickets. Yeah, Claire. I my got Masters tickets, and now me and my siblings are all like, who's he gonna take?

And then she updated, it was like update. My dad applied for a single because he thought that the Masters would take charity on him because who would want to go by themselves, and also he didn't want to have to pick one of us, so he's just going by himself. Claire Rogers. Yeah. Very funny. Total dude's rock move.

Also, the masters until very recently didn't allow women to be members there. So it's kind of, it's a boys weekend. Yeah. Come on. And it's a dad. If it was like, if he picked like a guy from work, you have a right to be met. But your dad, come on. You have to.

Uh, okay. Good show. That was great. Great show. Yeah, good show. That was great show. You had a little of everything. Yeah. Great show, Hank. You too. I literally brought up because I didn't want it.

I didn't want it to be kicked this I didn't. He did, he did, he did, he did. So you can't get away to make it. And of course, you can't be upset what he said after the warning. Okay, numbers. Three. 69. 99. Ooh, here? Three. 69.

99. Ooh, here we go. PFT is watching. 16. Ooh, 16. LaShaw McCoy on Friday and then it is Grit Weeks. So everyone get ready. Grit Weeks coming.

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