Pardon My Take - Packers ST Coordinator Rich Bisaccia, Will Zalatoris Wins A Tournament + Mt Rushmore Of Bad Idea
Episode Date: August 15, 2022Willy Z finally won the big one (bonus time travel of the last hole during Mt Rushmore) (00:02:19-00:03:53). Football is back and we talk some preseason + Fernando Tatis suspended for 80 games (00:03:...53-00:20:33). Who’s back of the week including Kentucky Basketball school debate (00:20:33-00:38:58) . Packers Special Teams Coordinator Rich Bisaccia joins the show to talk about being a foxhole guy, the 2021 Raiders, being an interim and why players love him (00:38:58-01:09:05). We finish with a chaotic Mt Rushmore of Bad Ideas + live reaction to Will Zalatoris and Billy showing up late (01:09:08-01:33:48)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, a little grit week extra.
We got Coach Rich Basachia.
Now special teams coach for the Packers,
was the interim head coach for the Raiders last year.
Great interview with him.
All-time football guy, through and through.
We also have Mount Rushmore of Line.
What do we have?
Bad ideas.
Mount Rushmore, bad ideas.
We just did two Mount Rushmore, so I got confused.
Mount Rushmore, bad ideas with a bonus.
Will Zalatoris watching the last hole live during the Mount
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Today is Monday, August 15th, and Will Zalatoris
has finally done it.
Congrats, Will.
Very proud of you.
He also got a tweet from Adam Sandler.
Yes.
Saying congratulations.
Happy's happy for you.
Yes.
We're all happy for you.
It was great drama.
It's got to be surreal, right?
Yeah.
Because I'm sure that Will Zalatoris, when he was growing up,
probably got compared to happy Gilmore's caddy a lot.
A lot.
And it probably sucked for him at the time.
Yep.
But then to get a congratulations tweet from Adam himself
on the day that you win your first tournament.
That's big.
The entire playoff that they had was just fucking nuts.
Yeah.
It was nuts.
And we have a little time capsule for you.
So when we started Rushmore, Mount Rushmore today,
we were actually doing it at 6 o'clock.
And you can hear us live the last hole.
It was insanity.
The fact that we had a three-hole playoff, sudden death,
three-hole playoff, and there were three different penalties
taken.
And Will Zalatoris, his ball, like I guess it ended up,
it didn't make a difference if it went in the water or not.
But his ball bouncing and staying on that rock,
I still don't.
That's like a billion to one shot.
It's incredible.
Yeah.
But it was a fantastic finish.
Basic PFT voice.
Golf playoffs, go home, you're drunk.
Yeah.
I mean, they were drunk.
And Will Zalatoris also, I mean, what did he finish this year?
I think he finished second like four or five times,
including second in three of the four majors.
So they were saying on the broadcast
that he made $6.7 million this year.
And that was the most money that anyone's ever
made without winning a tournament.
So he finally wins one.
That was the drama on Sunday.
We're still, it's preseason football.
It's cool to have all the preseason games going on.
I like how it's all spread out.
So it's like, oh, Friday night.
Oh, there's three games.
Oh, Saturday afternoon.
Oh, cool.
Let's watch a couple games.
Sunday, there's a little extra game.
It's nice.
I like preseason football.
I did OK on it this weekend.
I've got a little system.
I don't know how it's going to carry over into weeks two
and three, but week one, it was pretty strong.
You just bet on whatever coach, if it's
a match up between a rookie head coach and a coach that's
been in the league before, you bet on the rookie head coach
to win.
Because I think somewhere deep down,
they would prefer to win their very first game that they play
in.
They might make some decisions towards the end of the game
that they're actually trying to win as opposed to you
look at some of the older guys like Belichick.
I think Peyton was this way too, where they just don't give a shit.
And then, oh, also bet on the Ravens because the Ravens
are the best team to ever play preseason football.
They're incredible.
And yeah, it was, you know, preseason football.
I think we all had the moments.
I mean, Billy and memes.
You had a scary moment on Friday night.
Zach Wilson through.
It was James ask, pre-laced at James.
James is now an MVP candidate, but he just complete.
He just threw a perfect pass to the middle linebacker
and gave up pick six.
And then non-contact knee injury, not ACL.
But what was going through your head, Billy, when that happened?
Because that was that was scary.
It was the worst sequence of moments in a preseason.
Like literally so much hope going in.
And like, you know, hopefully there's been improvement
and just interception, almost ACL.
It was just the worst sequence of events.
But I looked at the tape.
The linebacker did fake a blitz kind of disguised.
Well, it was supposed to be routines.
Dump off to the stick, a very safe pass.
And, you know, the linebacker got a little greasy.
So it was a better play by him than a worse play by Zach Wilson.
Right. It was very well disguised.
Like, that's something that you'd see on film.
And since he didn't have any of that on film, like, so we'll see.
The linebacker ran play action on him.
Exactly.
Pretended to defend against the run.
Yeah.
And then dropped back.
I mean, it's a typical thing.
It's something to spot.
He should have, you know, but he was trying to get out fast.
And the linebacker got under.
It was it was tough on the group text because it was,
I think memes was already like Jimmy G.
Like, I'm going to love watching Jimmy G on the Jets because that,
you know, obviously everyone thinks, you know, Michael LaFleur
is their offensive coordinator and Sal from San Francisco.
They're like, Jimmy G is going to be on the Jets by Monday.
But thankfully you have Zach Wilson.
I'll address that more in my who's back.
Oh, oh, OK.
Do you have who's back?
You want to just do it now?
OK, yeah.
Yeah.
You know, who looked at having a conversation.
You who looked amazing.
Joe Flacco, Sam Elinger.
He actually, yeah, he looks amazing.
He did.
He did.
He did.
He I mean, I saw a stat line.
Two touchdowns, 10 of 11.
Did you actually watch Sam Elinger play?
I saw the highlights.
OK.
Yeah, they were sick highlights.
Yeah, yeah.
In your defense.
Yeah.
I mean, there's I mean, preseason is it's really it's it's
such a test for football fans because it really is like I was
watching the Bears game on Sunday or on Saturday.
And I was like, don't get upset about this.
Don't get upset about this.
And then if Justin Fields made a nice throw and I was like,
dude, he's fucking awesome.
It's like you can't you just it's so hard to watch it and let
it not bother you.
And then you automatically if a good play happens, you're like,
this is the best.
We're back.
There was there was stuff coming out of training camp for the jets
that Joe Flacco was was performing very well.
And it was like, should we just start Joe Flacco because he's
performing better.
But the thing is that that's what I was thinking about when
Zach Wilson got hurt.
I hope Zach Wilson has a very speedy recovery.
But I mean, then you don't have to make that decision.
But that's bad.
If that if you're if you're if you're first round pick is in
the second year and you're talking about starting a guy who's
40, that's bad.
No, but that was more just something that was more just
like fodder to write about sports writers.
But like then if that was a true in that situation, then you
could put Flacco in.
This is Billy is like, I think this is just Osmosis and being
around us long enough.
He's becoming a master of the spin zone in terms of sports.
What you just did, I'm proud of you because that's true.
Like you're like, well, now now they don't have to make a
decision.
We can just see if Joe Flacco is good.
I'm not saying you better be back by week one, because if
you're not and Flacco goes out and he throws four touchdowns
as he usually does, it's going to be very tough to bench Joe
Flacco at that point.
Yeah, I'm just so happy to talk about football again.
Yeah, this is like so fun.
Yeah, Jake has a stat.
If Joe Flacco plays week one, you know, who's on the schedule.
Ravens Jets week one.
Oh, my God.
You see the Jackson added 18 pounds of muscle.
I I feel like that's probably not going to go great.
I think he just hasn't shit in a while.
I don't know.
I think he's waiting for Thursday night football.
He looks clear some of that out.
He looks thicker.
Like it's I don't I don't know.
I feel like he's not going to be as as quick.
This might be his way of holding out.
He might be pulling a James Harden because he says that he's
not going to negotiate his contract after the season starts.
And then he's going to go into this offseason as like a lame
duck court.
It's very weird what's going on.
When you go into the offseason as a free agent, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So this would be his like lame duck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it's very weird what's happening with him.
And they better they better lock him up because if he gets
the open market, he's going to get paid.
Yeah, it's it's weird.
And this is just like my own personal experience with guys
who put on a ton of weight and then they play like how they do.
Either, you know, you get serious injury prevention from some
injuries like broken bones, just like, you know, concussions,
you know, impacts aren't as bad.
But then you have the double-edged sword is the body capable
of moving at that weight.
Yeah, like non-contact.
Right.
Zach Wilson, he put on a bunch of weight this offseason.
Yeah.
He had a non-contact.
Well, and I'm talking more about like Lamar Jackson,
he looks thicker and it's probably good because he does
sustain some hits, although part of like what makes him
greatest, he's able to kind of elude those hits.
But I just can't imagine gaining 18 pounds of muscle.
Like, you can't tell me he's going to be as fast.
He has to lose at least a little bit of quickness.
And you know that it's not, you know, everyone talks about 18
pounds of muscle.
No one ever actually puts on pure muscle.
I mean, it's definitely it's a mix.
You know, there's always a mix.
You're always you're always putting on, you know, like a
little bit of fat depending on the ratio.
So it's not all functional weight.
Yeah, we'll see what happens.
So that was I was talking Lamar Jackson's body type.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
He is very low body fat, but you know, there's going to be
some added non-functional weight.
I think he would look better to have a little bit of that
Russell Wilson cake and a little bit less of the Lamar
Jackson pie.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, that makes perfect.
Thick that out a little bit.
Yeah.
What else do we have going on?
I mean, there was soccer drama.
We had a Harbaugh Schwartz handshake off in Tottenham,
Chelsea, and.
I was talking soccer.
Yeah, I was talking soccer.
There was a few more things that happened in football.
We got to see Baker Mayfield in a Carolina Panthers jersey.
Fucking weird.
I knew it was going to be weird because they've
got such a like 90s modern color scheme,
that Baker was not going to look natural in it.
He looked good when he was playing for the most part,
but I'm not going to get used to seeing him in a Carolina
Panthers jersey.
No, he's definitely.
Because the Browns in Oklahoma had like.
They're like understated, earth tones.
Yeah, similar look.
Now it looks like Captain Planet hit with a strobe
light on the Panthers.
That's not Baker Mayfield's game.
He looks like he's playing in NFL Europe.
Yeah, that's what it is.
Yes, playing for the Berlin Hammers or whatever they were.
It's very strange.
Matt rules glasses have gotten bigger.
He wears the biggest sunglasses in the world.
Now they cover up his entire forehead.
Yep.
Sam Howell future Super Bowl MVP.
That was nice to see.
Kenny Pickett.
Nice little drive to win for the Steelers.
Yep.
And I mean the Steelers, I don't really know what they're doing
because I they have like three.
I actually think that if you if you were like,
who's got the best three quarterbacks?
I think the Steelers should the answer.
Yeah, they've got they've got a lead.
Rudolph, Trebisky and Pickett.
Like I think if you had to go.
I think Rudolph kind of sinks that a little bit.
Yeah, well, yeah, a little bit.
But who else has who can go three deep?
Do the Steelers have the best starting three?
Yes.
Zach Wilson, Mike White, Joe Flacco.
That's pretty big.
That's a three headed monster.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just it was like kind of I think I might just bet the Steelers
every preseason game because like every one of their quarterbacks
isn't like a backup hanging on.
I would say maybe maybe the 49ers Colts.
Jimmy G.
What do you Lance Colts have a two.
I think they have Nick Foles.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
And Sam Mellinger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, it's just a fun little debate to have.
Who's got the best?
Who's got the best starting three?
Trying to think of other ones.
They're like who's Panth.
Who's the third Panther?
Oh, yeah, they got PJ Walker, right?
Saints, Saints, Dalton and James and Ian Book.
Ian Book thinks that.
Yeah, I think the Panthers are definitely up there.
Although Sam Darnold and Baker like what?
Yeah, bills of Case Keenum.
No, Matt Barclay.
He did the video where he was like pretending to get.
He's like, who will recognize me getting signatures
from other bills like bills players?
But he didn't even wear a disguise.
It was just like everyone was like, dude, what are you doing?
Like Josh Allen was like, what's up, Case?
It was a weird voice.
Case just likes weird videos.
Yeah, I feel like he's always good for one of those every year
where it's like training camp, weird, funny video.
So the joke was like he just looks like a normal guy.
He kind of put down his bucket hat a little bit.
So he didn't really show his face.
Like I feel like Case Keenum will be the guy who does a video
at sports authority and be like, no one knows that it's me.
It's like, well, you're Case Keenum.
Oh, should I?
Right.
Yeah, OK, Case.
Yeah.
I remember Woodhead did that for a while.
He was the king of that.
He would like show up.
I think he did like a Dick's Sporting Goods thing where he was.
But it was funny because he was selling.
People were buying Danny Woodhead jerseys and he was the guy
that was selling them the Danny Woodhead jerseys.
Right.
But they didn't know that that was Danny Woodhead selling
that jersey.
Right.
That's fucking high level internet right there.
Yeah, I don't know what else.
What else happened with the NFL preseason?
Watson got chanted.
Oh, yeah.
You sick fuck.
Yeah, you know, means no.
The Jaguars fans.
Best thing Jaguars fans probably ever done.
No, swimming in the pool with a denim on.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true.
And I guess getting your head stuck in the Jaguar statue
outside of stadium.
Yeah, so they've done a lot of cool shit.
That's like the Mount Rushmore.
And then the Jackson Deville, like, didn't he like get strung up
or something?
Yeah, Jackson Deville is the greatest mascot, I think,
in professional sports.
He gets he gets like lowered in on a zip line.
That fat ass.
He gets lowered in on a zip line and he was just completely
passed out and his neck was like drooping forward.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
That happened with the Nuggets mascot, too.
Remember that video?
That was fucking sick.
Tim Kennedy, Stu's guy.
Yes, our guy.
Yeah, our guy.
You know him.
Yeah.
Tim Kennedy from Farmingdale went off.
Yeah, that's me.
Good hard.
And Jared looks great.
Yeah, I'm excited for her.
Oh, yeah, it was definitely the beginning of the I can't wait
to watch this Lions game so I can see all the plays that I'm
going to see shot with a different camera on hard knocks
the following two.
Yeah.
What is he going to yell about?
Yeah, exactly.
Um, OK, what?
Fernando Tatty.
Todd Todd.
Oh, yeah, that was going to be my ringworm for Fernando
Tatty's 80 games.
You got to be feel real.
The Padres statement that came out.
I wouldn't say it was great for Fernando.
They were like, but it's but it's realistic.
No, I know they were very honest.
They're like, yeah, we expect to have trust both ways
and something is clearly broken because this sucks.
Yeah.
So I have him on my fantasy team and I cut his ass the second
I found out about this.
So I Leroy gave me the heads up.
I brought the ghost of Leroy came back for a brief time
on on Friday night, got a tip, got a couple tips
saying that Fernando Tatty's was going to be suspended
for the rest of the season because of PEDs.
And so I immediately went to my fantasy app
and tried to trade Fernando Tatty's.
Is that like, is that a code break?
No.
If we're if we're talking about like, should I have gotten
smacked in my face by using inside info that they didn't know?
No.
So I wasn't able to find a trade partner in the 15 minutes
in between when I found out when Jeff Passan reported it.
But I stand with the Padres in solidarity
that like we've come this far without Fernando Tatty's.
We don't need them.
We're going to keep moving on.
And like, it just it sucks for them because they built
everything up to win a title in the next year or two.
And now you have this guy out.
I don't understand why it didn't test positive
like a while ago.
I don't know why it's usually how it happens.
Yeah, you test positive and there's an appeals process.
But that's like Cam Smith today.
That fucking sucked for anyone who bet
Cam Smith on Saturday night and he shows up to the driving
range and they they hit him with a two stroke penalty.
Yeah, which is this league with live tour.
Of course.
And then it was also this league.
You see Scotty Sheffler stepping his line.
Yep.
Don't step in another man's line, Haas.
Big time.
Big time.
OK, anything else?
Last thing on Tatty's.
His excuse for the worm medication.
It's a totally different compound.
So I think it's like whatever the word is then like
euthanate or something acetate afterwards.
And that's a totally different compound
that's used to take out ringworm than the one he
tested positive for.
So he's just bullshit.
Yeah, so he still has ringworm.
Yeah, untreated.
Got it.
And what is ringworm?
I think it's fungal.
Yeah, it's like when you really get it wrestling, you get it.
Yeah, yeah.
He's just rolling around on mats with dudes.
Yeah, ringworm.
OK, that makes sense.
I have a bad fungus right now.
What?
You guys were on a mic right now?
What's going on?
Well, now you have to say it.
I got this thing on my back.
Doesn't itch.
Doesn't hurt.
What does it look like?
Let's see it.
It turns red.
Let's see it.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's fucking see it.
How do I put it on the camera?
Take it all the way off.
Take your shirt off.
Let's see your fungus.
Where is it?
Are you talking about pimples?
Do you have pimples?
No, it's fungus.
You have back acne?
It shows up in the heat.
Yeah, oh, Billy, I know what that is.
That's tinny of versicola.
Yeah, how do I get rid of it?
You know what you should do?
You should get some dandruff shampoo,
get like salsam blue, and then rub that on your back every day.
Also, if you're being on time, helps it.
True.
You'll also get that in Mount Rushmore.
Mount Rushmore today was a chaotic mess
because one of the mics wasn't working.
Billy showed up halfway through.
And also, we were watching Will Zalatoris win
his first PGA championship.
It's very, very good.
Billy's not in trouble just so everyone knows.
No.
But it was great.
It was great watching, hearing all of it.
Billy, salsam blue.
You're real.
Just rub it on you.
Hey, Billy, you're a real fun guy.
Thanks.
Nice.
All right, let's do our Who's Back in the Week,
and then we'll get to Rich Bissache, who,
all-time football guy.
Like, just he liked us, and then we had a couple of questions
that he didn't like us.
But I think there was, like, we love him more.
Like, it was one of those interviews where it's like,
he might not like us, but we love him.
Yeah, we love him because he's the exact kind of football
guy that doesn't have time for, like, two slapdicks
with a podcast.
Stupid questions, yeah.
But he also did.
He had a great, I forget what the exact phrase that he uses,
but he, you know how Bella Check every year,
when they ask him about social media,
he'll be like, oh, I'm not on Snapface.
Yeah.
You know, like, where he just makes up a social media thing?
Yeah, he did that.
He did that to us, and it's perfect.
He did that.
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OK, Batgirl, Hank is on vacation.
Do you have a who's back?
You are sitting in his seat.
Oh, no.
Vacation's back.
OK, there we go.
All right, nice one.
That counts.
You didn't know that you were going to be called on,
so that's fair.
I did have a backup.
I was either going to go that or shorts or pants.
Wait, why are pants back?
It was kind of cold this weekend.
It was.
It was beautiful.
Yeah, so switching pants, pants are back.
Yeah, it was beautiful.
It was like the perfect temperature in the city.
It made you start to feel like falls coming
and football's coming.
That first crisp of the air when you're just like, oof.
I got tickets to the Whiteout at Penn State.
My girlfriend went there, so that was big like Minnesota,
which kind of sucks.
Oh, that's.
Why are they wasting a Whiteout on Minnesota?
No idea.
What?
Yeah, that's tough.
What's the rest of their schedule?
Wait, but they're not that good when they do Whiteouts,
right?
Right.
Yeah, so they're not right.
When we think of them wasting it,
it's like that's actually a perfect use for a Whiteout
because you don't want to do the Whiteout against like in Ohio
State.
Well, that's what they've been doing,
although they did win the famous one.
Yeah, they have a home game in Ohio State and Michigan State.
Oh, man.
All right.
Minnesota, Whiteout.
OK, PFT, who's back?
Well, I was going to have Leroy as my who's back.
He's a very good boy.
But we talked about Fernando Tatis coming back.
So I'm going to say my who's back is soup and salad.
So it happens about every time this year.
I know you guys kind of feel the same way when we get back
from Grit Week.
It's usually when we're at our most bloated of the calendar
year or definitely right up there.
Jake's nodding his head because during Grit Week,
every time we'd have like a burger for lunch,
it could be like, oh, my God, we're eating like such shit today.
Yeah, he really made us feel way fatter than we really are.
He said that so many times that he was like,
we like shit today.
I was like, I ate exactly how I always eat.
You have to realize I'm someone who on a routine in the office,
I eat a salad for lunch five times a week.
Yeah.
So anything but that, we have back to back barbecues.
That's.
But it really hurt my feelings.
I'm sorry.
Am I eating like shit?
I should have used first person, not us.
Yeah.
Well, when you say I'm eating like shit
and we're eating worse things than you're eating.
Yeah.
Right.
That's a big time double sportsmanship
where it makes us feel worse.
Yes.
But this is the time of the year where
we do feel bigger, bloated, filled with sodium and beer usually.
So Wade myself, I'm a little on the chunky side.
That's fine.
What are you waiting at?
No comment.
No, come on.
Give us the weight.
$191.
Oh, that's not bad.
But every time I approach 200, I'm like, OK,
if I get over 200 pounds, I'm never going back.
So I was about at this age or about this weight last year
at this time.
So I'm going to get back on the soup and salad train.
And then it fucking didn't help me.
I don't know.
I think I don't know who to point my finger at exactly.
But if you see the thumbnail from this week's stool scenes,
have you looked at a big cat?
No.
It's me and you.
I got done dirty on this thumbnail.
Look it up right now.
I want to see your reaction to it.
You look great in it.
I think they use the slimming tool on you.
Somebody put the fat filter on my face and on my boobs.
And I just look fat as shit in this.
But I saw it.
And it was like looking into a window into the future.
You got to understand, too, I don't, like, my pictures,
I always am like, I look like shit.
Yeah, no.
But yeah, you know what?
It's more your face just looks distorted.
They made me fat.
But it's good for the motivation.
It's like it's bulletin board material for me.
I don't want to look like that.
So I'm back on my diet, which I invented,
which is just eating soup and salad every day during the week.
And then whatever the fuck you want to do on weekends,
that's fine.
That's that's that's your time.
I thought you were going to say that they put in all your misses
at Colorado.
No, no, there weren't any of those.
Right.
Yeah.
Do we have a video coming out from that?
Back girl.
Yeah, that'll be in the recap this week.
Nice.
Beautiful.
So we got a recap coming up and then we got Everest also
at some point.
We're not putting a date on that.
That'll be the following.
But everyone check it out because we got some good stuff.
We have more great week stuff coming up, content coming out.
OK.
So yeah, that's that's fucked up picture.
Yeah.
But you know what?
In the long run, I think that picture is going to be that's
going to start a new good diet for you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
OK, there you go.
I like that.
Appreciate that.
I like that.
All right.
My who's back is Jacob DeGramme.
He's just all the way back.
And this is why like when we talk to Jake Ariad and people
get upset when when he's like, yeah,
Jacob DeGramme is the best pitcher.
Like, oh, he can't say healthy.
He on Saturday night, pitched against the Phillies,
the Red Hot Phillies, he pitched six innings,
10 strikeouts, 76 pitches.
He's still on, I think, a pitch limit.
Yeah.
It's fucking insane how good he is.
And he's fully back because he's also
back to getting the exact same amount of run support.
Yep.
That Jacob DeGramme stands against.
One run.
One run.
And was his run support in his other start on Tuesday?
I feel like it was like two or three runs.
Yeah.
But it's it's he is so fucking filthy.
Like the fact that he pitched six innings, 10 strikeouts,
he's he's nasty.
And when is he going to be memes?
When is he going to be like back fully?
Like, when do they say they're going to let him actually
pitch a full game?
I think it's going to be a while.
OK.
But you don't care.
You just got to have him back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They said on the pregame show that his slider wasn't hitting
and he still threw 10 K strikeouts.
Fuck.
Not bad.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
The other night he pitched he pitched five and a two-thirds
and had 12 strikeouts.
He's absolutely insane.
Yeah.
So right now he's pitched three games.
He has 28 strikeouts and 16 innings.
He's fucking filthy.
Also my jinxing ability is back because I totally blew up
that raised pitchers Rasmussen's perfect game.
It was even for me and I do jinx a lot of shit.
I was shocked because I tweeted like congrats
to the raise for the perfect game.
And it was like 45 seconds later that the Orioles broke it up.
So sorry raised fans all five of you.
Jeff Pesant also also jinxed it when he tweeted his thing out
because he was like there's something happening.
I hate that shit that I'm not going to talk about because I
can't talk about it.
But you should watch this game dude.
There were so many writers saying shit like like tune
into this game.
Something's going on.
Just you're a fucking writer.
Like just say say what's happening so people go watch it.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Also this is it's a tough look for the race
because the race I think they've got the most perfect games
thrown against them of any team despite the fact
that they've only existed for like 20 whatever years
and they never have a perfect game for themselves.
So it's bad luck.
I think I think they're number one.
I believe that I feel like every time
I've seen a perfect Dallas Braden his was against the race.
So they're tied for number one against the with the Dodgers.
Oh the Dodgers.
They've been around a little bit long.
Yeah a little bit longer I'd say the twins have to the race
and the Dodgers have three perfect games thrown against them
and the twins have to throw it against them.
So the last perfect game 10 years ago right.
Is that what it was Felix Hernandez.
Yeah it must have been.
Yeah perfect games rock.
You remember we were we were having a big discourse.
This is how dumb sports talk radio is in 2012 we were like
is there something wrong with baseball.
Why are there so many perfect games.
Yeah.
Like something's changed and then boom 10 years none.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No it's been crazy.
I mean the yeah because two thousand twenty three and twenty
twelve.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it was a problem.
There were two and twenty 10 are too many perfect games.
And then Armando Galaraga got absolutely screwed out of his.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Jim Joyce.
Yeah.
The umpire crazy.
That that would piss me off forever.
All right Billy go ahead.
My who's back is Tyson Fury Tyson Fury who had once said he was
retired from boxing went to Iceland to try to find Hathor
Bjornsson the mountain to do some sort of exhibition event.
Oh yeah.
Are you saying a boxer didn't actually retire.
Right.
I know I know but he's back.
That's nuts.
So Hathor Bjornsson you probably know him as the mountain in Game
of Thrones he's a you know a multiple world strongest man
winner like gigantic specimen of human being who has been
getting into boxing recently.
This is just one of those pure spectacles that I think would be
just hilarious to watch because Hathor Bjornsson did win a fight
against Eddie Hall and other strongman.
His boxing is very limited but it would be a total crazy thing to
see him face off against Tyson Fury.
These are two gigantic like giants boxers and porn stars never really
retire.
Yeah.
They always say they do.
They're always they're always ready for one more.
They just always you know what I mean.
You'll see it.
You're just like no no.
If you're there's one more you just age into becoming a milk.
Yeah.
Right.
It's just like oh I'm back for one night only you know like
double anal like oh OK.
In some ways the senior Floyd Mayweather's going to fight some
random dude and fucking you know Vegas in a couple of years
he's back and just they don't retire.
The senior tour of porn stars is almost more lucrative.
Yeah than the original.
It's just I never trust boxes and porn stars.
You tell me you're going to retire.
I'd be like all right I'll see you in a couple years.
Well when a boxer retires it's almost understandable because
they just got done getting punched in the face for like 30
minutes right.
So most rational people would say OK I'm never going to do that
again right after it happens.
But then boxers are like you know you give them a couple months
off like I kind of want to kick somebody's ass.
Not only that but someone's like hey how about we give you a 20
million dollar for one night of work.
OK.
That's similar to porn stars.
How many how many zin sixes you got in two.
Yeah yeah that's fucking insane.
Yeah I just I just cashed my last we have breaking moves breaking
moves Max back girl.
No no no no I don't want to do the voice I got to go.
Moves PFT does the telegraph.
Breaking moves.
No no no I miss you Hank Hank.
The show doesn't work without you Hank.
Emergency.
Emergency who's back of the week.
Stephen A. Smith is back tomorrow.
Yeah.
He just released this tweet.
I haven't heard it yet.
It just came out.
Let's see what Stephen A. Smith has to say for himself.
What's up everybody.
It's been a long time.
I know I've been going a little while.
I know that but.
I'll be back.
I'll be back Monday morning 10 a.m.
Eastern Standard Time.
There's a whole bunch of stuff to get into.
I know you're seeing stuff in the NFL.
The Cowboys Lamar Jackson.
Tray Lansing the whole crew.
But I haven't had an opportunity to comment
about KAD and his trade demands.
Let's go.
And Kyrie along with a host of other things
that's been going on in the NBA.
He's got a strobe light going on behind him.
It's been a while.
The show just still.
Still got some work to do.
But I'm ready.
I miss y'all.
Stephen A. Smith.
Oh y'all miss me too.
Definitely strikes.
First six and a half.
He definitely strikes me as a.
Walk a love y'all.
It's been a while.
I can't wait to get back.
Where I can't wait.
He definitely strikes me as a dude.
Who's got a stripper's pole in his house.
Oh for sure.
He probably has his own ATM in his house.
But he just uses it himself and pays himself money.
He's a bottom feeder.
Self admitted.
Yeah he loves the booty.
You can't keep Stephen A. Smith's mouth off a booty.
But yeah it's good.
The sports world is going to be.
It's a better place when Stephen A. Smith
is on my television screaming at me in my living room.
Yes agreed.
Agreed.
Okay Jake finish us off and then we'll get to Rich Bissaccia.
Who's back.
Kentucky athletics.
We've got a situation brewing in Lexington.
I really wish you guys had Kentucky sports radio coming up
because you guys would love.
Yes.
Messing with the fans.
So John Calipari wants a new.
Calipari.
Yes.
He wants a new practice facility.
He says we're a basketball school.
Coach Stoops bounces back says we're a football school
and now they're kind of beefing.
OK so if you want to explain.
Yeah so well.
So yeah obviously Stoops is like I compete in the SEC
and Kentucky football has been good the last few years.
The thing is it's like one of those things
that what John Calipari said is not incorrect.
He just shouldn't say it out loud.
Right.
They are a basketball school.
Right.
Like you can't change that.
Right.
But Kentucky football has been good.
Of course.
Of course.
But like this would be saying like if Notre Dame
basketball won a national championship in March Madness
they wouldn't be a basketball school.
Right.
But like what is coach Stoops supposed to.
Yes.
To defend his.
Of course.
That's what I'm saying.
Like Cal.
Cal.
Cal.
Cal.
Public.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He screwed up by saying it out loud.
But what he said wasn't actually incorrect.
Right.
I think Stoops also said I'm going to stay in my lane.
Yeah.
On this one.
So he's taken the high road on it.
But Jim Calipari is 100% correct.
Like they are.
That's who they are.
I really wish you guys were hosting this week.
It's not if they're if they're a basketball school.
What does that mean.
St. Peter's a like basketball juggernaut.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Juggernaut basketball mecca.
Yeah.
But everyone getting a better dream team.
Yeah.
I get like getting upset about it if you're in the like program
like football program and but again what he said that would
be like Duke like Duke is a basketball.
You know what basketball and football schools are.
You just I don't.
When I saw it I was like yeah they are a basketball school.
That's not an offense.
That's no offense to the football program.
Kentucky when you think Kentucky you think basketball.
That's just a fact.
And then the AD Mitch Barnhart blames the media and the world
we're living in for the controversy and the world blaming
the world.
I mean Cal Perry he did he did kind of step in.
He should have said it.
You know you're on the right side of history when you start
blaming the entire world.
Yeah.
It's not me.
It's the media literally everyone else.
Yes.
It's actually.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I thought that was a rare controversy that you never have
the yeah two head coaches kind of beefing.
Yeah.
You're burning that must be to be the only correct person
on planet Earth.
Yeah.
It's got to suck.
Yeah.
So like everyone else crazy except me.
But if both teams win the fans probably won't care.
That's not going to happen though.
But again I go back to who's going to win a national title.
Who's more likely to win a national.
Obviously basketball.
I guess it's very clear.
I do like what James Cal Perry is doing which is those.
Jen Cal.
Jen Cal Perry.
He is completely like thrown out the idea of winning being
the only thing college basketball though.
Oh yeah.
We're so much so to the point where he has players that
are getting drafted in the first round that just never play
at Kentucky.
Correct.
So it's just a farm system.
Right.
Professional basketball.
They just like the like when they get away with the one one
and done rule and they make it so high school players can go
like James Cal.
So Cal Perry is going to figure out a way to have like dudes
go from high school to NBA but make sure they're wearing a
Kentucky hat on draft night.
Yeah.
And be like he would have.
He would have come here.
Another one for us.
Or just marking himself like hey come here you'll get a
million dollars in NIL.
Yeah.
Stay on campus and we'll just have you practice for a while.
If you don't like the teams that are going to be probably in
the lottery this year and you want to wait out for a different
lottery like sequence to come up then yeah come hang out in
Kentucky for your well pay a million bucks you don't even
have to play or just commit to us and then go into the draft.
Yeah.
You don't even have to show up on campus.
Put our hat on.
Yeah.
Just know that I want to be on top of the commitments every
year.
Yeah.
It's true.
But yeah Kentucky they are beefing.
I guess it's also not a problem to have that.
It's a good problem to have the fact that football now takes
offense to it because that actually shows like if you think
of it that way 10 years ago no if he said that no one would
have said a word.
Right.
So it's actually good that Kentucky should be proud that
there's actually people who are upset by that now because it
means that football has been better than average.
Yeah.
I would say that that Cal Perry is actually putting himself on
the losing side of this argument by having to say we are
basketball right Kentucky.
Yeah.
So that should not ever have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's like what's that old the political thing where if you
can if you can make your opponent say I'm not a pig fucker.
Yeah.
Even if they're beating you you already won because you
shouldn't have Jim Caldwell had to answer a question of whether
he's dead or alive.
Exactly.
Yeah.
You should think is he dead or alive.
It's not not a question a live person would ever have to answer.
Yeah.
That's what was that.
That's the old David Stern member David Stern did that too.
Who do you fucking do that to.
Did you do it to.
Oh have you.
When did you stop beating your wife.
I think you did it to Jim Rome.
I think so.
Yeah.
He's like when did you stop beating your wife all time fucking
pretzeled them.
Yeah.
He's like what.
No good answer.
No good answer.
OK.
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Here he is special teams coordinator Rich Bissaccia.
This grit week interview is brought to you by Coors Light.
We now have a very special guest.
It is special teams coach for the Green Bay Packers.
He also was the interim head coach for the Raiders last year.
First guy ever to get uh coach of the year and assistant coach of the year votes
after the 2021 NFL season.
It is coach Rich Bissaccia uh coach.
Thank you for joining us.
So it's grit week first thing we ask on grit week.
What does grit mean to you or how would you define the word grit?
Grit I guess grit to me would be my dad getting up at five in the morning and
going to work and um driving a truck and coming home at seven at night and getting
up the next morning and five and going to work and driving a truck and get up the next morning and
and uh you know feeding his six kids um I think grit is doing what you're supposed to do when
you're supposed to do it the way you're supposed to do it and do it fucking better than anybody
else on the planet.
That's a great answer.
I love that answer.
I'm ready to run through brick wall which is what everyone always says about your
players for you.
Would is there a player that like has tried to run through brick wall for you?
I don't you know um just the equation is about them trying to improve at everything that they
are every day right?
Can they be a better son?
Can they be a better husband?
Can they be better at their craft um every day?
Just can you improve a little bit at who you are every day and then you know we're trying
to do it for each other.
It's not just about me or one in particular person.
It's really trying to do it for each other.
The particular thing about football is we need all of us.
You know Michael Jordan can go off and score 50 in game right?
We need the guy next to us.
We need the guy behind us.
We need the guy in front of us.
It's just a different game so it's really about all of us.
So we were telling you right before we started that uh when you got the job with uh Las Vegas
last year when you became the interim head coach we had our good friend Booger McFarland on
and we asked him about you and he said that you're the number one foxhole guy.
Number one guy that you want to be a foxhole with and it seems like everyone has that same
opinion of you where players want to play for you.
What is that about you or your personality that has guys all the quotes are I love coach.
He's always you know been straight with me honest with me like I'd run through a brick wall
like PFT said.
What is it that makes guys like drawn to you?
You know for the test of time I always have issues with or talking about you know my personality
or who I am or I don't know if I can actually explain that to be honest with you.
I think a lot of players I've been fortunate to be around and people I've been around they
do a better job explaining to me than I do.
The McFarland thing you know he's been in a lot of my meetings and in Tampa and the foxhole thing
from Anthony is you know like I do this thing about the foxhole you know is like fuck the foxhole
make them dig you know we ain't digging and uh I'm not a digger I don't want any of our guys
to dig we're just we're gonna go and that's where that foxhole thing he always you know he
leaves me that a lot of times when my message is you know fuck the foxhole and that's kind of our
mentality is fuck the foxhole make them dig we're running that's that's genius and it's genius
because what he's saying when when he said like you're the number one foxhole guy what he means
by that is he wants to be in a foxhole with you because you're not going to be in a foxhole
you're going to be putting the other guy in the foxhole thinking well just again it's it
you know it's alright some mindset it's a mentality we run into circumstances all the time
how are we going to deal with the circumstance and if we run into that circumstance where
I guess I'd rather just I'm going yeah and hopefully we can get enough guys to go in the
same direction the the thing I've heard about you from your players is just that you care deeply
about each and every one of them that you you know you think of them first you're an authentic guy
they respect that because players can tell if they're dealing with like a bullshit artist
but you actually care about them and and you want them to succeed is there one player in particular
let's see besides Will Compton besides Will Compton who's the best player you ever coached
wow that's you know I've been I've been fortunate to be around I've been asked that I I struggle
with that I think if you go way back for me you know I was fortunate in my college career
to be around some guys that became you know Sterling Sharp and Harold Green and Deuce McAllister and
Robert Brooks way back when you know when I started in college and and you know in pro football to be
around early you know Rodney Barber and Mike Allsdott and Derek Brooks and you know when I saw Warren
sat practice you know I about shit myself I mean I never seen anybody run like that that size and
practice like that and how smart he was and and the way in which he cared about his teammates and
the way in which he cared about the plays and then being with John Lynch and you got Brad Johnson and
end up with work done and Cadillac Williams goes it goes on and on and on you know when you talk about
a long career the list of the players that I've learned from I've had an opportunity to be around
I mean we could take the whole show I guess and you know I know I forgot a lot of guys but
early in my career when I first got into the NFL to to be around those guys on that defense
you know not to mention Simeon Rice was on that defense and you know I just I can't explain the
things I've learned from those guys and you know Derek Brooks and I are still extremely close and
and have conversation and when you want a Super Bowl and I've tried to tell our guys
all the places I've gone when you want a Super Bowl with a group of men your roller
dex is incredible you know the phone gets picked up like that and there's some sort of a bond when
you win that one game in this league that's never ending you know and I've been fortunate to be a
part of those men doing that so we're here in Green Bay it's training camp we you know we love
talking to football coaches one of our good friends Doug Morone he said that it's sometimes
at practice he likes to close his eyes and just listen to the hitting of the pads and the helmets
what when you like first day of training camp do you have an extra pep in your step is there's
something about football that like just gives you extra life that something's a little thing that you
know maybe us fans don't realize I mean Doug Morone's old line and so those guys you know they
hit all the time from from Lehman High School in the Bronx and and I've known Doug a long time but
I just feel fortunate every day that I get to wake up and do this you know it's been a way of life
so I have a certain zeal for the mornings because you get to come in here and see the players and
see their dreams come to fruition and and watch them I think the only people that get excited
about first day of pads are coaches you know players like gosh you gotta put on my pads today
you know especially you guys have been around for a little bit but again and coaches always talk
about this right the opportunity to be on the grass is what we all we all strive to do right we
all want to be on the grass we know the meetings are a big deal we know all those are but you know
being on the grass is that that's coaching right and that's playing players make plays not coaches
so the meetings are to put something in but to actually go on the grass and walk through it and
then to see it happen and see it happen live and see it happen fast and see it happen physical
fuck that's why you get up and go to work you know so that's for me yeah so you're from New York
did you grow up a baseball fan huge baseball fan I was only one fucking team known that's the Yankees
yeah yeah yeah I know I respect I think a lot of people feel the same way yeah but as you're growing
up when did you realize that it was football that was your passion yeah good question I you know I
played basically all the three sports you know most through all high school and and um I just
kind of got bored with baseball a little bit just got to be the point where
I like this I like the um the physicalness of it I liked the tactical part of it you know
learning other positions and you know I'm I'm old now so I never came out the field I was fortunate
in high school you played offense and defense and kickoff we did all those things so I think that
just the the zeal for football came from the physicality of it to some degree and the the the
chest part of it you know knowing all the positions and um you know how it works together I think that
was always um for me it was something I just I thrived on the to some degree the physical part
of it but the technical part of it was fun I mean we all love the other sports but yeah yeah um
all right so special teams we always you know it's a third of the game everyone reminds everyone
of that uh when you're watching the Packers had struggled big time last year with special teams
you come in what how do you fix it like what is the what is the rich Versace a key to special
teams that you tell guys day one like this is how we're going to do it players that's it players
I mean players have to believe in what you're teaching them um you have to be a student enough
and what you're teaching them to gain their trust for them to know that okay that this has worked
over a test of time if we do it this way we could have some success um and then you just you know
let them put them in a position to do what they do well and and let them play you know special teams
is something that gets a bad rap you know it's really the ultimate football play you know you
talk take the punt play to me it's the most transitional play in all the football you have
the ball so you have to protect the punter and then next thing you transition into a defensive
player there's gap responsibilities there's lane responsibilities there's the integrity of the cover
in the whole field um so it's a transitional play that usually your offense can't get 40 to 45 yards
on a play so they hopefully we can go out there and we can make up for them not getting enough yards
in three downs you get one down you know to set the defense and that's kind of the mentality you
try to take but it also gives guys affords guys the ability to play for a while in the national
football league if they can adapt um the team first attitude that takes to play special teams
I think Keith Burns I had him in Tampa he was in Denver he played 15 years on the ever started
a game wow played all special teams yeah I mean everyone always talks to I think did he just retire
Matthew Slater I think he's still playing oh he's still playing but like he's yeah he's a perfect
case of a guy who's made his entire career off special teams and you can tell that like a guy
like Belichick looks at him as like he's very important to this team well Coach Belichick
start out as a special teams coach yeah you know so I mean that's you put importance on it and you
put a priority to it and um players can see that you do that they're wanting to get a chance to
get on the roster and they find no way to do it so what's the what's the biggest change in special
teams since you've been in the league because it's come a long way yeah I've been a lot of changes I
think the biggest one is what goes on on kickoff return now you know no more three-man wedges no
more basically back end two-man wedges there's eight guys in a setup zone um there's no more
crack back blind blocks like that there's no start off for the kickoff team we used to line
guy Tori Cox I had him in Tampa it stuck a lineup on a 15-yard line you know to take off and they
moved the ball up because they want more touch backs things like that so there's constant rule
changes a lot of them are made towards safety to some degree in the kicking game um but you
just have to adapt and know that everybody's doing the same thing what about strategy wise
well I think it's um when I came in the league in 0-2 uh there used to be back in the day like
when I was in college for 19 years you coached a position and you work special teams some teams
broke it up this coach had kickoff return this coach had part return and other coaches all helped
I think it started to get into vogue in the national football league you know the coach west
off to brad sealy's um those guys early in their career coached a position and did special teams
well once they started naming the guy just the special teams coordinator and now he started
to put in new schemes because he has a lot of time he has longer meetings well it just became
more of an interest and now you had to play against that guy so they were all donating
donating time and just one coach to the special team so um the strategic part of it has grown
immensely over time you were all looking for the weak link on the punt rush team you know who
can you beat what scheme are you going to scheme up this week to beat a certain guy um they've
eliminated the pulling shoot where you still pull a guy out and shoot a guy behind it because
guys got pretty smart in doing those things there's been guys on field goal rush um they used to
grab a guy and they'd send the guy out standing in front of the official you can't see the guy
grabbing a guy you know for the shoot so I think you have to um look at what's going on in the past
to understand that now there's so much schematics going into uh the special teams because of what
happened earlier were you the coach on the box in that game against the Colts where the uh I
think it was Monday night football yeah sure was that was bullshit right the end of that game
uh it's you know it's a long time ago but you know we had our chances in that game
and obviously you know they they came from behind we actually gave a big kickoff return to kind of
start their their role I didn't really score and I'd be scoring on the next play and really I thought
we just we figured we had a big lead and we had just scored again we get a counter return next
thing you know you get a big play and it kind of starts the role I think there was four onside
kicks in that game and and one was over there Lynch's side I know and one was a middle dribble
and we got one and then it became the field goal debacle and yeah which his name I hadn't missed all
year and yeah and they called like he missed and they called leaping on semi on yeah I went back
and I watched that when we had booger on because I wanted to bust his balls about it and I was
looking at those I still don't know what they call in that play I don't understand it well they
call leaping I just don't know if they saw that but yeah that's what they call yeah we're going to
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mentioned at the top uh the raiders last year first coach ever to get assistant coach of the year
and head coach of the year votes uh it was an incredible year just because of you know everything
that happened with the raiders and you come in have you had a moment to like look back and be like
that was that was like I'm proud of what we did because I think any other team has that much
adversity with gruden going away and then you know the the henry rugg situation like you you
kept that team together it was incredible that they you guys got to the playoffs and got to that
point and you know probably should have outside of a bad call against the bangles could have maybe
been playing in the second round like have you had that moment or like that was that was something
special because it was from our point of view I think we we definitely think it was something
special certainly it um when saw said and done at the end of the year and you lose that last game
and you're in a locker room with those guys that went through all that I'd like to think
the coaching staff that we had um you know pulled everybody in the same direction and the players
just decided to become a team as as we got going and I think we tried to improve a little bit every
day I thought we were improving in games as the season went on but I think the credit really gets
to be spread amongst the coaching staff amongst the personnel people that were there and make may
aqua I've known for a long time and then certainly the way players adapted to everything that happened
you know a lot of times in adversity you know it breeds strength and um because in a national
football league no one really gives a shit to be real honest with you you know you got to get up
and you got to go play you know no one cares type deal and I think we got to the point where
we had to kind of rally together for the things that went on that they weren't in our control but
what is in our control and how are we going to respond to the things that happen that's life right
there's circumstances that come up how are you going to respond to the circumstance and I think
that's what everybody on that particular staff and team um adapted to here's the circumstance
here's how we're going to respond yeah now that last game uh before the playoff game
was there any part of you that was like let's play for a tie no that was one of the craziest
like events basically in the nfl the fact that we had two teams that if they tie they both get in
and then have it be tied late you know there was never a point where you're like oh we just
we had the ball and we had the clock in our favor so our thought was we're just going to keep running
the ball and I thought we could kick a 58-yard field goal with no Daniel obviously so um but
we get in position where we end up with a big run the timeout's really irrelevant I don't know why
everybody makes such a big deal over but we just ended up with a big run you know with Josh and
and just put us in better position to kick it but we were going to be in position to kick at least
a 58-yarder we thought now did you feel at any point that the chargers were like maybe they'll
just tie because it was it was crazy I mean I'm just thinking back of it now like it did feel
like the chargers thought oh let's just run this out like we'll be fine yeah I think we can only coach
one team at a time so it's good answer it's good for my answer it is how long did it take to write
all those handwritten notes because for people who don't know you wrote a handwritten note to every
single player I don't actually like I'm not going to commend you because like you just did school
work but um how much time did it actually take because that part I would be like no I'm just
going to type this out that was actually you know my daughter put that on face space or face but
whatever those things but I um you know and I I wasn't really happy with her first I certainly
appreciate her thought process and what she was now that it's gone through but coming from a long
time college coach you know we just I wrote notes all the time you know handwritten notes that was
a big deal in recruiting at that time and a lot of times I'd left you know you can ask do some
callister knows I'd left notes in their lockers and all those things so that was just kind of we're
you know we're in a playoff game and it was an exciting time for everybody and I was just going
to leave stuff in their locker and I was just finishing up some that was actually the morning
of the game only had a few left to finish up I'd been working on throughout the week so there's
only a few to finish up and that's when the picture was taken Compton get one because I don't think
he was actually let him go before that yeah you got to write him a note I got to bring that up come
on you got to write him a note you owe him a note do you want to give him a verbal no I text him all
time I text him all time so it's exactly what that means it was a cool moment though I mean I just
like I said there's there's we're drawn to to football guys who it's clear their players will
do anything for them and it's clear that you have that with your players well just some things are
supposed to be private to some degree and and you know that probably should have been one of them
again my daughter I love her to death you know she's a school teacher and and I get her being
excited for her dad but it just something should be private in our world because we don't really
live in the real world yeah I know people on the outside like to think that we do but we really
don't and it just you know we have this thing about a brotherhood of men and families and you
know we try to create a family community within our team but the reality of it is in a family the
weeks at the pace right you go to the zoo you got your little kids they spend most of time on top
of your shoulders you know it's Thanksgiving you're with your grandmother you're gonna make sure your
grandmother gets their seat and you're gonna take care of everyone in your family on this the
strong set the pace a week or cut out well Compton it's a brotherhood of men you know I mean well
Compton is a good player now he's a great guy I love him huh why'd you cut him we just had a
numbers issue yeah I like that yeah the math didn't work out for him be careful being a wise ass with
a wise ass yeah but anyway go ahead I love it I read that you worked with Charlie Weiss right
off the bat he was one of your not right off the bat but out of out of Wayne Charlie's one that
hired me as a GA at South Carolina back in 88 we worked the offense defense camp in 87 he was in
charge of hiring the GA's at South Carolina and so he hired me after the 87 season I was at Wayne
State Nebraska he hired me as a GA at South Carolina yeah did he have a parrot back then
not the best of my knowledge okay he ended up getting a parrot after that and then
every time somebody would go over to his house the parrot would just attack him yeah I've been on
the parrot case we've had him on a couple times we've been searching for that bird we're kind of
obsessed with the parrot yeah I went to his house in New England once I didn't see any parrot really
you were lucky you're one of the lucky ones that's why you're sitting here today yeah Charlie's good
to me now Charlie help me get my start yeah he's a brilliant guy as a hell of a football coach he's
really a little bit Charlie would give his shirt off his back now yeah he cares deeply about people
so yeah he's a good guy I was noticing that through your career you know you've got you've gone a lot
of places you've traveled around one thing that's important to a lot of coaches that we talk about
is the culture that they established there and so in the NFL especially it's so transient there
people come in and out teams are never the same year after year and you're working with a different
group of guys if you move around like I know you went to San Diego you've been all around is there
something that like do you evolve what the culture of your football team is going to be based on the
players that you have and their personality or is it more like okay here's what we need to develop
I know that this works if we all believe in x y and z and that's how you teach it where you go
well I think I'm trying to figure out that the head coach's culture and what's important to him
and the direction he's taking his team and within that we're going to build our unit culture and
special teams you know in congruent with what his vision is so so based off that Matt LaFleur
his culture is just looking like a pretty boy so how have you uh adapted that there's another wise
ass fucking comment you know I think Matt LaFleur I never met Matt LaFleur until I talked to him
on the phone and I I thought I'd gotten to a point where I really didn't want to work for a head
coach I didn't know and um but my conversations with him on the phone and my conversations with
Joe Barry about him and then I talked to Todd Torcelli who's the trainer at Tennessee who's a
good friend of mine I was with Matt there and I got an unbelievable amount of respect for his
respect for players his zeal for football and his drive to win and I enjoy coming to work with him
every day he's been phenomenal to me he's incredible with his coaching staff and with their families
and the way in which he addresses the team and the way in which he practices I mean you look at that
team out there and practice the whole offense is 10 to 15 yards behind the offense it's on the field
every team I've been on you're screaming yelling at him all the time I think the discipline of his
players show up in games over and over and over again I don't think he gets enough credit for
doing what he's done and he's a good looking guy excited for the journey with him yeah what's that
he's a good looking guy yeah I guess I don't look at him like that but yeah I mean I do he's a good
looking guy I can say it yeah yeah he's a friend of ours we've had him on a couple times he's a
good looking guy I don't like him you lost field goals yeah so that's good for you yeah did he
actually bring did they bring you in because Aaron Rodgers getting a little older so you're
gonna have to punt more we had to we always have to pepper a couple of these in okay here's here's a
real question here's a real question um you coach you mentioned two of the guys that you coach back
in Tampa uh John Lynch Mike Allstock two heavy hitters I heard a rumor that they were not allowed
to hit each other in practice is that true that'd be false oh I was sprinkled in there by somebody
trying to like who did you coach when when Lorenzo Neil was also there yeah uh Lolo no Lolo was in
San Diego when I was in Tampa okay yeah but in the collisions that would occur in that practice
that's one thing that we love about Mike Allstock like an all-time Greek guy probably uh never afraid
to put his face down on the list what would would would those noises sound different you know you
always hear about like certain batters in baseball ball sounds different off their bat you know I
think those collisions there's you hear more you don't really hear like a hammer hitting a nail
kind of deal you know I think you feel they're like fucking horses finishing at the end of the
quarter mile you know but those are I don't know those practices back then I mean we're two days
in Orlando in the heat and a walk through at the end of the day you know these practices we have now
you'd coach these from a bar stool sometimes so those guys kind of men were still men
yeah I mean it is crazy to think about how the NFL like just even seeing the the bumblebee thing
on top of everyone's helmet the fact that guys you know the first seven days or whatever aren't
hitting and then you think about like 20 years ago two days and all that stuff and just yeah I
think those things are good we you like to think we've learned right we've improved we've gotten
better in the grain of safety and so if we can extend guys careers we can keep guys playing a
little bit longer and playing at a high level um because the way they take care of their bodies today
it's a year-round job right it's it's non-stop the way they get ready to play so I think if we can
extend careers and and have guys play a little bit longer I think anything we can do in the
faint of safety is a good thing yeah I've got um I've got one suggestion a little intimidated
to tell it to you because you've obviously been around and you've seen a lot more football
but we had uh coach Harbaugh from the from the Ravens on a couple years ago sprinkled this in his
ear he's an old special teams guy too so he he kind of understood what I was getting at but
for the onside kick I've been trying to tell people that a more effective way to do it could be
to do a drop kick so in rugby which is what I grew up playing um you can get way more air under
the ball obviously if it hits the ground first kick it right up in the air and the guys that are
going to be catching it are the guys that are right up close to the ball they don't have a lot
of experience catching balls like that is that something that you've ever considered well actually
again if you're going to allow them to do that you just should allow them to fair catch it like
they do in college yeah and then you put those guys up there that can do that hopefully you get a
chance to get a fair catch so but if you're if you're the one kicking off they might not know
that it's coming that's what I'm saying I'm trying to say like on a surprise on a surprise and then
your guys are able to get downfield you know you only got to go 10 yards the ball's in the air for
yeah I think coach Harbaugh agrees that we always teach the front line of kickoff return
to always assume he's kicking you the ball and then when he does you won't be surprised
mm that's good I mean I've always thought you just kick it as hard as you can at someone
someone's face yeah I mean that's why you guys can wish it for a living yeah yeah all right I have
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yes thank you appreciate that appreciate that a lot um so I the last question is actually from the
the definition of grit I this is a stupid question but what time would your dad go to bed at night
he got he went he wake up at five work till seven and what time would you go to bed yeah I don't
he probably like nine o'clock something like that ten o'clock that's that and you just watch
that every day you're like this is grit yeah and I said it at his eulogy I just feel like he was
he was the power of example um not the example of power you know and I think that that was for me
to some degree you know I got I'm been married 38 years and my wife is a trauma ICU nurse for
25 years and so she's the power of example not the example of power and I think throughout my life
I've tried to look towards those people that are the power of example and try to live your life a
certain way and I think that's what we're trying to do you know for our players as well us do you
think we're our example this is the first time I've never even heard of this shit the wallers
I'd say we're the power example make a living and all that yeah we make a good living off of
being assholes that's exciting yeah so that's the power of example people look up the way the world
right now so way the world so thanks coach is there actually follow up today is there anybody in
the NFL right now any coach that you think leads by that power of example you know I'm working for
one now I'm again I'm enjoying every day learning you know from Matt and what he's doing and we
got a great young staff for a lot of young kids and so my wife and I are enjoying the things that
we've done as a family but I think the way that Matt is detailed in the practice schedule that
word this is a whole different practice schedule than I've ever been involved in so the way the
details that he puts in the practice schedule the details in which he communicates to the players
about what the week is going to be like what the day is going to be like I'm really enjoying
learning from him every day it's it's been a great experience for me so far yeah um also we
love the glasses I don't know this is another thing that like us sitting on our couch when
you break them apart and then put them back together on the sideline these are the details
that we we always you know watch you tell we really know our shit yeah we know ball we know ball
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have an extra bonus we are watching the playoff of the playoff the FedEx Cup championship playoff
playoff willy z is trying to get his first ever pga champion pga tour win I bet on him because
I've just been pot committed with him he's like he's like the human form of the 50-50 raffle for
me at this point uh so you will also get some reactions throughout the Mount Rushmore and
Hank is on vacation and Billy is late so we might have a Billy show up at any point I think I think
I have a lot maybe two consecutive bets on willy z in playoffs dude he he finished he's finished
second like five times it's it's been infuriating that first one I had both him and Justin Thomas
and I cashed out on Justin Thomas I was like you know what let's just ride with willy z I feel
like this one's different though I think he's built different I'm knocking on wood I'm knocking on
wood I'm also looking forward to Billy coming in because we're taking bets on what his excuse is
going to be I thought maybe it would be a phone excuse like my phone didn't receive the text I'd
like to change that I think he's going to go traffic on this one okay so I I would like to hope
that maybe he's shown some growth because in Colorado I had a heart to heart with him that was
basically like hey dude sometimes just take an easy L like when you're late just be like hey my bad
I fucked up knowing Billy he's probably not going to do that but I'm holding out like hope that I'm
basically the guy who you know like I'm in the relationship and just hoping the husband or wife
just changes even though they've shown over year over year they're never going to change I'm hoping
this time will be different this time I'll walk in and be like my bad guys it'll never happen again
it will never happen again right so he was supposed to be here at six uh it's 640 but
let's do the Mount Rushmore so Hank's on vacation um that means that's Batgirl and memes are running
the show and that also means Batgirl and memes I think you guys won the the candy draft so you
get to pick the order uh I went on record I'm 2 and 0 after contributing to Mount Rushmore as I've
yet to lose in this wow on this show so okay hang the banner wow that's one thing that that's one
thing to note memes what do you think about that kind of just he's taking all the shine away from
the team actually you know what though before you even answer that's that's Hank's fault because Hank
Hank makes it an individual award not a team with the way that it used to go would be Hank would
list his three and there'll be one really good one and that would always be memes yeah but yeah
that was me so what what do you think memes oh you're not on you're not on no no no no
turn the knob switch the thing all right will he see in in sep stracker or walking up to the third
playoff hole right now will he's got an all-time forehead tan going on yeah he does it is crazy
I love him so much and he just doesn't win he just finishes they were I was I was listening
on the way in and they said that he's made 6.7 million dollars this year yeah that's the most
money that anyone's ever made without winning a tournament always the bridesmaid yeah so uh
it's it's tough all right so memes gonna figure this out um maybe he won't that's fine uh all right
so we're doing the mount rush more of bad ideas you I can't hear you either Jake oh oh no I feel
like Hank is sabotaging he definitely has sabotaged like you guys yeah he's like wait wait back girl
is crushing it but then it would actually be bad for him because it'd be like you can't go on
vacation anymore and he loves vacation well he just wants to be wanted he wants to he wants to
know that the show cannot happen without that's true and it's it's seemingly right now feels like
that's the fact the worst thing that you can say to Hank is actually like if you tweet at him and say
there it is hey Hank please don't take another vacation we need you on the show we need you
so much better with you on the show yeah he'll be like god damn it it's also it's oh and I have
to filibuster what are we gonna talk about will he just hung his head oh water fuck oh oh it's saved
by my god what does that mean though what does that mean I don't know what golf rules are I don't
know either I think he's dead I think he's dead again you can take a club from there right I don't
think so you get relief from this you're a rules guy this fucking tournament makes no sense he
it bounced on the wall nine times and then settled in this is oh there you are memes I think all
right yeah memes here memes what do you want to say we just saw Willie put it oh no that was a buzz
there's a buzz there's a buzz on memes Max there's a buzz on you no there's a bad buzz this is great
we're keeping this all in this is this is what the people want all right turn that down where we
just turned up oh yes oh my god they're both trying to fuck themselves out of this does nobody
want to win this tournament what is happening I think it's because like the more money they win
the less money goes to the kids this is insanity this is gonna be great too because when we start
the show we're gonna tell everyone just tune in to the Mount Rushmore to see our instant reaction
because this is all happening live for us right now so how do you go in the water after he goes
I'm not if I would if I was sep I would simply hit it on the green yeah I shot a 72 it's
Shinnecock I would just be like let's play it Slaysphere and let's just go on the green I broke
a hundred forty yeah so boom all right we still have a butter yeah there's still a buzz memes I
think maybe just turn the microphone off oh the buzz is still there might be Jake's mic now this is
gone it's gone it's gone it's gone it's gone okay all right let's reset memes try now means okay
we're just gonna have to go silent memes silent memes uh okay what's the order this has been chaos
already what is the order or I can't believe that shot that's insane for people who didn't watch the
golf it literally bounced five times no more than laid right on the rock I think it was like nine
bounces on the rock yeah and then sep went in the water that fucking fat fuck um I yeah okay all right
here we go here we go let's do it um what's the order the order is bad idea the Mount Rushmore
bad ideas bad idea not hitting it on the green when when the other guy hits it on the rock
that's just what that's just a little test of what it is that's a that's a bad lie he's got though
things buried on the rock you should take over Nick Aldo's job yeah but he could just be his
caddy take the penalty and drop there too if he's not confident he might do that yeah yeah
yeah that's true maybe he goes to the water again sep you fucking bitch oh all right now
you gotta take the penalty yeah all right all right let's go let's get back on track this is
this is like the end of that that Raiders Chargers game when nobody wanted to win all right here we go
back girl who's up uh Jake's gonna go first you guys are gonna go second we're gonna go third okay
this this Mount Rushmore has it all because it's not only gonna be a great Mount Rushmore but we
have the pga playoff and billy still has to show up at some point um okay here we go Jake all right
one one bad idea drinking and driving yes yeah yeah it's a bad idea i didn't know yeah that's
yeah you can't really argue with that no i wanted to very bad idea for a second i was like wait but
then if i argue then i'm arguing pro drunk driving yeah yeah okay yeah though that is a very bad idea
murder's also a bad idea we don't have that on our list but uh i think i'm gonna go although murder
yeah yeah no murder's a bad idea so are we second we're second okay i think we go with the first
one i just texted you yes that's a pretty bad one yes okay having a kid to save your marriage
very bad idea things are on the rocks let's just scored another human being into the world yeah
i'm sure we'll grow to love each other as we go through one of the most stressful things
that a couple can do together yes maybe maybe having a kid will will fix all of our problems
that's a very bad idea i think it's like you know how they say that money never really changes
somebody just makes somebody more of who they already were yeah a kid is probably along those
same lines where it's like you find you find the true colors yeah a kid that you're as a as a father
or two uh i could say kids definitely add stress so don't do that if you're if you're on the rocks
that's a bad idea speaking of on the rocks will easy is trying to hit off a brick right now oh my god
all right max back girl shit i shouldn't use your government fuck that was weird so the first one
we're gonna do is the wuhan lab in china okay that was a bad idea that was a really bad idea
shout out i mean memes dominated this one he this is just all a meme of everything of bad ideas so
his brain worked perfectly for this i considered putting uh putting eating a bat on there yeah
but i think the wuhan lab i think history is leaning more in that direction yes that's very
bad idea bad idea still a bad idea to eat a bat though yes for the record and this is this is a
direct line from hank for how we're going to phrase this one trying to go to space with a frozen o-ring
so yeah that's a really bad idea to shout out the challenger
too soon yeah i mean i don't know what else to say about that you guys are going really
bad ideas okay we gotta we gotta go with a really bad idea pft we went with more theoretical maybe
we maybe we go with the season one that we both talked about yeah oh and here he is here he is
his billy football welcome billy welcome to part of my take let's see what his excuses let's see his
comments fresh i have no excuses wow wow this what a moment that was big billy billy i said we
we were talking about what you were going to say for your excuse and i was like i'm hoping
he just takes an l that's that was this i i'm i feel so shitty okay but that's big i i know you
do you want me to make it funny for the listeners but i'm actually sorry oh i yeah i kind of do
yeah sure i came 15 minutes early to the time i had my head okay okay so it's the same problem we had
on the bus where you were like you just didn't read the text i'm i'm yeah i i blanked okay
that's okay honestly it was one of those things where like i i just had the biggest pan attack
like every where did you realize you were late when i texted jake on the side yeah you're a big
side text well because you guys get annoyed what is he doing what is he doing what is he doing
sorry this we're also watching golf uh billy uh all right he's taking the relief he's taking the
relief smart move okay so billy's here we're doing bad ideas bad idea not text not uh checking the
text message thread to see what time we're starting um okay it's okay billy i'm like of all of all the
ways to sit down i thought that was the best thing you could have done i said it before i was like
taking an l is a is a sign of progress just being like i fucked up the things i don't want to show up
late no i know i know i'm really sorry guys don't it's okay now don't cry don't cry we we did we we
changed the time later last night so you might have seen it wasn't that late but it was seven
i'm gonna be on i totally and also we had all today yeah yeah uh what's your uh your flowchart
billy in terms of texting people on the side to see like what's really going down when you don't
want to make all this mad how does that go jake's the safest bet yeah jake is yeah because he'll
have the most leniency um okay uh okay what do you want to do pft i think we go the season one
that's a pretty big mistake or is there another like wait which season one well the oh yeah yeah
okay all right so yeah bad idea this is a historical bad idea multiple times uh invading russia in the
winter time bad idea never want to do that really bad idea never history will judge you unkindly
yes just being like hey you know where where it gets really cold and hard to like move tanks
let's let's just let's just fucking invade them in like in like september yeah i bet the rope
it works out i bet the russians won't be that good at fighting a war in the winter yeah bad idea
all right bad idea you got jake and billy are up will wills out torres is by the way taking
a penalty stroke but that's okay that's okay sep is in the bunker so they're in they're on the same
this will be the same shot that sep just took to the bunker so if willys he can get on the green
here we got a chance i like to i like his strategy it's a good strategy yeah okay bad idea number
two for team gilly oh we're gonna go with taking a dump without checking for toilet paper for us
really bad idea i've once i've once used a coffee filter mm-hmm i've used my underwear before
and just throw the underwear out yep yep that's definitely happening magazine pages yep back in
the day it's putting your butt in the sink i've never done that i haven't either i i have on on
multiple occasions taken a shower right right after right but i could see sometime i could see
people having to put their butt in the sink yep uh okay will he see another approach shot
he doesn't like it oh he loves it i love it he loves it he doesn't like it he loves it that's
for the win for willy z okay next pick oh no no no not whoa back girl snake trap foul if you go out
of order this is me this is me this is me if you go out of order you lose a turn back girl
i i never said that i was gonna make a pick i was just chiming in oh you're kind of fucked up
you guys did the wuhan lab with your name like i didn't even think about that at the time but that
is kind of fucked up yeah it's fine i'll wear that i'll wear that all right here we go team gilly
staying out too late on a work night yeah we had that on our list entertaining clients on a
wednesday night was actually the specific bad idea that was it staying out too late that was the
issue it was just a simple matter of the clock um okay uh pft i like who i think we do our hyper
specific one yeah the the football yeah yeah let's do that why don't you do it okay so uh we had
kicking a field goal down eight with two minutes left and the best quarterback of all time on the
opposing team in the nfc championship game yes that would be a bad idea bad idea really bad
mathematically and and spiritually also just bad vibes from that decision and uh i actually had
after the nathaniel hackett interview on friday uh matt laflore did text me and was like you guys
are just never gonna let that go i was like never i mean it's a pretty bad choice here's how bad
the choice was i was like my my my goal is to never ever let that go here's how bad the choice was
it is it's my go to when i think of coaching mistakes and it's so bad that it got big cat
to finally forget about dan quinn's field goal yes yes that's true that's good point um okay uh
back girl you guys are up this is a good this is a good mount rushmore i like this mount rushmore
yeah i'm still gonna say i'm really confused about this nakedraft and i don't understand how
i'm that's fine ever played fantasy football yeah i don't know i don't know this i'm just being
okay real quick i'm gonna show you ready they went we went you went you went again we went
they went they went again right we went right okay so you for the win i'm back i'm back i'm back
for the win well bogey he did it we love it will easy yes will he will easy incredible oh man i love
this guy so much it's kind of weird with three people for the snake traps i i get what you're
thank you yeah i fucking love this guy so much okay so here we go i finally like that was i've
lost so much money betting on him and i find i'm even i mean for life he tried very hard to lose
this yes sep sep tried even harder oh he's crying yeah of course dude first win fucking love this guy
all right all right here we go uh late night drunk text your ex is our third one very bad idea
very bad idea good call and we're gonna follow it up with drinking as well and the
very late night shot shot round for the for the team yeah we had that too yeah that's a good one
that's a really good one oh and then billy just texted the group chat billy just texted his
pick to the group chat live so do we take billy wait no i meant to text that to jake yeah no shit
uh we so to be fair billy we had we had some similar ones as yeah as you had well let's just
say it because then he can't say yeah so i thought about doing not pulling out or but we won't do
doing like just the tip let's not have sex let's just you just put the tip and see how it feels
billy um okay uh pft what do we want our last one to be um there's i think i think actually the g3
one is pretty good yeah yeah let's go with that all right godfather three really bad idea bad idea
shouldn't have done it the the perfect two movies probably one of the only times that the the second
is better than the first and then they're like let's fucking roll the dice and go again yeah
number three they're gonna do that with top gun too terrible like sure of it but yeah godfather
three awful movies so much so that people just don't acknowledge that it exists we just don't yeah
and people don't watch it sometimes i wonder like would godfather three be that bad if godfather's
one and two were just like mid yeah but they were they got they got better yeah godfather two got
better than one and one was already in a masterpiece so yeah i would love to watch a documentary about
godfather three at what point did they realize as they're filming it like hey this is gonna suck
yeah but we have to put it out yes yes okay uh next up you guys finish this off finish off
speaking of finishing us off yeah pull out pull out don't pull out we can still pick that right
yeah of course i mean we kind of just you like it kind of took it up do you like it really took the
wind out of yourselves what do you got got anything else
i have a decent one wait let me see it i'm so happy for wheels out no no no yeah not pulling out
not pulling out wow i didn't see that coming so wait you're saying that pulling out is a good
strategy it's just if you execute it improperly yes okay okay got it so wait yeah hold on is it
pulling out too late or no he's saying general he's saying not pulling out when you were supposed
to pull out you you're against cream pies was that the sound it makes
the deviate in sepilly football anti cream pie put it on put on a quote card
i think we have a shot here oh yeah that was a good mount rushmore feel good about this one
i think that i think that um team team back girl the wuhan was that one's gonna people are gonna
be very excited to vote for that one that's a good one really hurt everyone we also had prohibition
imagine that like who who the fuck thought prohibition was a good idea they just said okay
nobody's allowed to drink any more cold turkey yeah um i i also had uh uh investing in beanie babies
that was a really bad idea yeah there's a documentary that i watched where it's just so
funny all the people who like like my my entire life savings is in beanie babies but an all-time
funny meme where they're in court yes and they're divvying up the beanie babies as part of the
divorce i had everything that sandler does and uncut gyms yep it's just like why are you doing
this the entire movie yeah uh i made a lot of good ideas too betting i'm actually gonna say
like that was actually he did win that parlay at the end this is how i was correct um i a hyper
specific one for our good friend tom segura trying to dunk when you're overweight uh in in your 40s
that's pretty bad idea just in general woodstock 99 was a bad idea yeah yeah anything that you do
after you say the words watch this is generally a bad idea yep i had i had also strip club before
nine p.m the guy was just like let's go to strip club really early that's just a bad idea yeah
you can also make the case for like the the same person who's like let's let's go to the
let's drive to a casino before like seven p.m not when you're in vegas because that's just you go
there yeah you go there to gamble but like being like yeah let's just go to the casino uh okay any
others i really wanted to say drafting jaylen rager but i thought that may have been specific to
myself i thought about that too and i was like that's too philly centric but i think he's he's
the current one where you're like you can name all the players that were drafted right passing on
patrick mohomes yeah we thought about doing that specific to you yeah that would have hurt although
kind of kind of vindicated with the dishawn watson part true yeah like listen uh ryan pasty and like
hey mr miski got a old beat up car like he's a good guy turned out to be right that part turned out
to be right uh eating greasy food before part of my take yeah what do you mean by greasy jake or
anything that could upset your stomach yep what about saying a slur on a pll broadcast that was a
bad idea but you yeah but luckily they caught it out they put the hit the thumb button yeah um anything
else about maybe going to a small liberal arts college instead of going to ruckers and playing
quarterback yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah dude billy you would have been so awesome at ruckers yeah you
would have you would have ran that campus but no it's actually it's a good thing but it was a good
thing because you're using your degree for this it was also kind of good because i like like went to
the college in the middle of the woods and i sort of was like you became a woodsman yeah i was hidden
they don't have any it we they don't have any other ones like that wait where were we on grit week
the most camouflage ever in boulder allow me to disappear for a while yeah yeah that's true um
yeah if you were at ruckers it would have you would have been on the radar a lot more that's a fact
yeah uh it would have been nice to go to your games though dressed up as like your parents
wearing carnations on senior night that would have been great the big pins yeah he stole that
from us Billy that's okay true it's all right uh okay uh that's the show let's do numbers shout
out willy z he fucking did it he finally did it give me 33 i'll go with uh what it was willy z's
final score can someone find that 16 under right well they were no for today's round oh today's
you shot a 66 he shot a 66 i'll go 66 26 four for memes 69 three for memes 56
58 58 love you guys dented too it's the i think the first ever dented ball can i do a quick
recap i had a who's back i was really excited about we haven't done that part of the show oh we
haven't yet okay i'm really sorry guys back billy coming coming in over prepared 40 minutes late
i'm really sorry guys i love you guys
i'm talking away i don't know what i'm to say i'll say did you wait
today is another day to find you shine away i'll be coming for your love okay shine away
i'll be coming for your love okay needless to say
i'll send it but i'll be stumbling away slowly learning the life is okay say out to me
it's so better to be safe and sorry say up to me
it's so better to be safe and sorry
things that you say isn't life on just a plain ever reason why
you are things i've got to remember you shine away
i'll be coming for you anyway you shine away
i'll be coming for you anyway
take on me
take on me
take on me
take on me
take on me
take on me
you