Pardon My Take - Packers ST Coordinator Rich Bisaccia, Will Zalatoris Wins A Tournament + Mt Rushmore Of Bad Idea

Episode Date: August 15, 2022

Willy Z finally won the big one (bonus time travel of the last hole during Mt Rushmore) (00:02:19-00:03:53). Football is back and we talk some preseason + Fernando Tatis suspended for 80 games (00:03:...53-00:20:33). Who’s back of the week including Kentucky Basketball school debate (00:20:33-00:38:58) . Packers Special Teams Coordinator Rich Bisaccia joins the show to talk about being a foxhole guy, the 2021 Raiders, being an interim and why players love him (00:38:58-01:09:05). We finish with a chaotic Mt Rushmore of Bad Ideas + live reaction to Will Zalatoris and Billy showing up late (01:09:08-01:33:48)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, a little grit week extra. We got Coach Rich Basachia. Now special teams coach for the Packers, was the interim head coach for the Raiders last year.
Starting point is 00:00:24 Great interview with him. All-time football guy, through and through. We also have Mount Rushmore of Line. What do we have? Bad ideas. Mount Rushmore, bad ideas. We just did two Mount Rushmore, so I got confused. Mount Rushmore, bad ideas with a bonus.
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Starting point is 00:02:33 Congrats, Will. Very proud of you. He also got a tweet from Adam Sandler. Yes. Saying congratulations. Happy's happy for you. Yes. We're all happy for you.
Starting point is 00:02:41 It was great drama. It's got to be surreal, right? Yeah. Because I'm sure that Will Zalatoris, when he was growing up, probably got compared to happy Gilmore's caddy a lot. A lot. And it probably sucked for him at the time. Yep.
Starting point is 00:02:51 But then to get a congratulations tweet from Adam himself on the day that you win your first tournament. That's big. The entire playoff that they had was just fucking nuts. Yeah. It was nuts. And we have a little time capsule for you. So when we started Rushmore, Mount Rushmore today,
Starting point is 00:03:06 we were actually doing it at 6 o'clock. And you can hear us live the last hole. It was insanity. The fact that we had a three-hole playoff, sudden death, three-hole playoff, and there were three different penalties taken. And Will Zalatoris, his ball, like I guess it ended up, it didn't make a difference if it went in the water or not.
Starting point is 00:03:25 But his ball bouncing and staying on that rock, I still don't. That's like a billion to one shot. It's incredible. Yeah. But it was a fantastic finish. Basic PFT voice. Golf playoffs, go home, you're drunk.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Yeah. I mean, they were drunk. And Will Zalatoris also, I mean, what did he finish this year? I think he finished second like four or five times, including second in three of the four majors. So they were saying on the broadcast that he made $6.7 million this year. And that was the most money that anyone's ever
Starting point is 00:03:58 made without winning a tournament. So he finally wins one. That was the drama on Sunday. We're still, it's preseason football. It's cool to have all the preseason games going on. I like how it's all spread out. So it's like, oh, Friday night. Oh, there's three games.
Starting point is 00:04:12 Oh, Saturday afternoon. Oh, cool. Let's watch a couple games. Sunday, there's a little extra game. It's nice. I like preseason football. I did OK on it this weekend. I've got a little system.
Starting point is 00:04:21 I don't know how it's going to carry over into weeks two and three, but week one, it was pretty strong. You just bet on whatever coach, if it's a match up between a rookie head coach and a coach that's been in the league before, you bet on the rookie head coach to win. Because I think somewhere deep down, they would prefer to win their very first game that they play
Starting point is 00:04:39 in. They might make some decisions towards the end of the game that they're actually trying to win as opposed to you look at some of the older guys like Belichick. I think Peyton was this way too, where they just don't give a shit. And then, oh, also bet on the Ravens because the Ravens are the best team to ever play preseason football. They're incredible.
Starting point is 00:04:55 And yeah, it was, you know, preseason football. I think we all had the moments. I mean, Billy and memes. You had a scary moment on Friday night. Zach Wilson through. It was James ask, pre-laced at James. James is now an MVP candidate, but he just complete. He just threw a perfect pass to the middle linebacker
Starting point is 00:05:14 and gave up pick six. And then non-contact knee injury, not ACL. But what was going through your head, Billy, when that happened? Because that was that was scary. It was the worst sequence of moments in a preseason. Like literally so much hope going in. And like, you know, hopefully there's been improvement and just interception, almost ACL.
Starting point is 00:05:36 It was just the worst sequence of events. But I looked at the tape. The linebacker did fake a blitz kind of disguised. Well, it was supposed to be routines. Dump off to the stick, a very safe pass. And, you know, the linebacker got a little greasy. So it was a better play by him than a worse play by Zach Wilson. Right. It was very well disguised.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Like, that's something that you'd see on film. And since he didn't have any of that on film, like, so we'll see. The linebacker ran play action on him. Exactly. Pretended to defend against the run. Yeah. And then dropped back. I mean, it's a typical thing.
Starting point is 00:06:10 It's something to spot. He should have, you know, but he was trying to get out fast. And the linebacker got under. It was it was tough on the group text because it was, I think memes was already like Jimmy G. Like, I'm going to love watching Jimmy G on the Jets because that, you know, obviously everyone thinks, you know, Michael LaFleur is their offensive coordinator and Sal from San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:06:29 They're like, Jimmy G is going to be on the Jets by Monday. But thankfully you have Zach Wilson. I'll address that more in my who's back. Oh, oh, OK. Do you have who's back? You want to just do it now? OK, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:41 You know, who looked at having a conversation. You who looked amazing. Joe Flacco, Sam Elinger. He actually, yeah, he looks amazing. He did. He did. He did. He I mean, I saw a stat line.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Two touchdowns, 10 of 11. Did you actually watch Sam Elinger play? I saw the highlights. OK. Yeah, they were sick highlights. Yeah, yeah. In your defense. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I mean, there's I mean, preseason is it's really it's it's such a test for football fans because it really is like I was watching the Bears game on Sunday or on Saturday. And I was like, don't get upset about this. Don't get upset about this. And then if Justin Fields made a nice throw and I was like, dude, he's fucking awesome. It's like you can't you just it's so hard to watch it and let
Starting point is 00:07:21 it not bother you. And then you automatically if a good play happens, you're like, this is the best. We're back. There was there was stuff coming out of training camp for the jets that Joe Flacco was was performing very well. And it was like, should we just start Joe Flacco because he's performing better.
Starting point is 00:07:36 But the thing is that that's what I was thinking about when Zach Wilson got hurt. I hope Zach Wilson has a very speedy recovery. But I mean, then you don't have to make that decision. But that's bad. If that if you're if you're if you're first round pick is in the second year and you're talking about starting a guy who's 40, that's bad.
Starting point is 00:07:54 No, but that was more just something that was more just like fodder to write about sports writers. But like then if that was a true in that situation, then you could put Flacco in. This is Billy is like, I think this is just Osmosis and being around us long enough. He's becoming a master of the spin zone in terms of sports. What you just did, I'm proud of you because that's true.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Like you're like, well, now now they don't have to make a decision. We can just see if Joe Flacco is good. I'm not saying you better be back by week one, because if you're not and Flacco goes out and he throws four touchdowns as he usually does, it's going to be very tough to bench Joe Flacco at that point. Yeah, I'm just so happy to talk about football again.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Yeah, this is like so fun. Yeah, Jake has a stat. If Joe Flacco plays week one, you know, who's on the schedule. Ravens Jets week one. Oh, my God. You see the Jackson added 18 pounds of muscle. I I feel like that's probably not going to go great. I think he just hasn't shit in a while.
Starting point is 00:08:48 I don't know. I think he's waiting for Thursday night football. He looks clear some of that out. He looks thicker. Like it's I don't I don't know. I feel like he's not going to be as as quick. This might be his way of holding out. He might be pulling a James Harden because he says that he's
Starting point is 00:09:01 not going to negotiate his contract after the season starts. And then he's going to go into this offseason as like a lame duck court. It's very weird what's going on. When you go into the offseason as a free agent, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So this would be his like lame duck.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's very weird what's happening with him. And they better they better lock him up because if he gets the open market, he's going to get paid. Yeah, it's it's weird. And this is just like my own personal experience with guys who put on a ton of weight and then they play like how they do. Either, you know, you get serious injury prevention from some
Starting point is 00:09:34 injuries like broken bones, just like, you know, concussions, you know, impacts aren't as bad. But then you have the double-edged sword is the body capable of moving at that weight. Yeah, like non-contact. Right. Zach Wilson, he put on a bunch of weight this offseason. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:51 He had a non-contact. Well, and I'm talking more about like Lamar Jackson, he looks thicker and it's probably good because he does sustain some hits, although part of like what makes him greatest, he's able to kind of elude those hits. But I just can't imagine gaining 18 pounds of muscle. Like, you can't tell me he's going to be as fast. He has to lose at least a little bit of quickness.
Starting point is 00:10:10 And you know that it's not, you know, everyone talks about 18 pounds of muscle. No one ever actually puts on pure muscle. I mean, it's definitely it's a mix. You know, there's always a mix. You're always you're always putting on, you know, like a little bit of fat depending on the ratio. So it's not all functional weight.
Starting point is 00:10:28 Yeah, we'll see what happens. So that was I was talking Lamar Jackson's body type. I like that. I like that a lot. He is very low body fat, but you know, there's going to be some added non-functional weight. I think he would look better to have a little bit of that Russell Wilson cake and a little bit less of the Lamar
Starting point is 00:10:42 Jackson pie. Does that make sense? Yeah, that makes perfect. Thick that out a little bit. Yeah. What else do we have going on? I mean, there was soccer drama. We had a Harbaugh Schwartz handshake off in Tottenham,
Starting point is 00:10:54 Chelsea, and. I was talking soccer. Yeah, I was talking soccer. There was a few more things that happened in football. We got to see Baker Mayfield in a Carolina Panthers jersey. Fucking weird. I knew it was going to be weird because they've got such a like 90s modern color scheme,
Starting point is 00:11:10 that Baker was not going to look natural in it. He looked good when he was playing for the most part, but I'm not going to get used to seeing him in a Carolina Panthers jersey. No, he's definitely. Because the Browns in Oklahoma had like. They're like understated, earth tones. Yeah, similar look.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Now it looks like Captain Planet hit with a strobe light on the Panthers. That's not Baker Mayfield's game. He looks like he's playing in NFL Europe. Yeah, that's what it is. Yes, playing for the Berlin Hammers or whatever they were. It's very strange. Matt rules glasses have gotten bigger.
Starting point is 00:11:38 He wears the biggest sunglasses in the world. Now they cover up his entire forehead. Yep. Sam Howell future Super Bowl MVP. That was nice to see. Kenny Pickett. Nice little drive to win for the Steelers. Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:50 And I mean the Steelers, I don't really know what they're doing because I they have like three. I actually think that if you if you were like, who's got the best three quarterbacks? I think the Steelers should the answer. Yeah, they've got they've got a lead. Rudolph, Trebisky and Pickett. Like I think if you had to go.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I think Rudolph kind of sinks that a little bit. Yeah, well, yeah, a little bit. But who else has who can go three deep? Do the Steelers have the best starting three? Yes. Zach Wilson, Mike White, Joe Flacco. That's pretty big. That's a three headed monster.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Yeah, I don't know. I just it was like kind of I think I might just bet the Steelers every preseason game because like every one of their quarterbacks isn't like a backup hanging on. I would say maybe maybe the 49ers Colts. Jimmy G. What do you Lance Colts have a two. I think they have Nick Foles.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Sam Mellinger. Yeah. Yeah. OK, it's just a fun little debate to have. Who's got the best? Who's got the best starting three?
Starting point is 00:12:51 Trying to think of other ones. They're like who's Panth. Who's the third Panther? Oh, yeah, they got PJ Walker, right? Saints, Saints, Dalton and James and Ian Book. Ian Book thinks that. Yeah, I think the Panthers are definitely up there. Although Sam Darnold and Baker like what?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Yeah, bills of Case Keenum. No, Matt Barclay. He did the video where he was like pretending to get. He's like, who will recognize me getting signatures from other bills like bills players? But he didn't even wear a disguise. It was just like everyone was like, dude, what are you doing? Like Josh Allen was like, what's up, Case?
Starting point is 00:13:29 It was a weird voice. Case just likes weird videos. Yeah, I feel like he's always good for one of those every year where it's like training camp, weird, funny video. So the joke was like he just looks like a normal guy. He kind of put down his bucket hat a little bit. So he didn't really show his face. Like I feel like Case Keenum will be the guy who does a video
Starting point is 00:13:47 at sports authority and be like, no one knows that it's me. It's like, well, you're Case Keenum. Oh, should I? Right. Yeah, OK, Case. Yeah. I remember Woodhead did that for a while. He was the king of that.
Starting point is 00:13:59 He would like show up. I think he did like a Dick's Sporting Goods thing where he was. But it was funny because he was selling. People were buying Danny Woodhead jerseys and he was the guy that was selling them the Danny Woodhead jerseys. Right. But they didn't know that that was Danny Woodhead selling that jersey.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Right. That's fucking high level internet right there. Yeah, I don't know what else. What else happened with the NFL preseason? Watson got chanted. Oh, yeah. You sick fuck. Yeah, you know, means no.
Starting point is 00:14:24 The Jaguars fans. Best thing Jaguars fans probably ever done. No, swimming in the pool with a denim on. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true. And I guess getting your head stuck in the Jaguar statue outside of stadium. Yeah, so they've done a lot of cool shit.
Starting point is 00:14:37 That's like the Mount Rushmore. And then the Jackson Deville, like, didn't he like get strung up or something? Yeah, Jackson Deville is the greatest mascot, I think, in professional sports. He gets he gets like lowered in on a zip line. That fat ass. He gets lowered in on a zip line and he was just completely
Starting point is 00:14:54 passed out and his neck was like drooping forward. Yeah. That was awesome. That happened with the Nuggets mascot, too. Remember that video? That was fucking sick. Tim Kennedy, Stu's guy. Yes, our guy.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah, our guy. You know him. Yeah. Tim Kennedy from Farmingdale went off. Yeah, that's me. Good hard. And Jared looks great. Yeah, I'm excited for her.
Starting point is 00:15:13 Oh, yeah, it was definitely the beginning of the I can't wait to watch this Lions game so I can see all the plays that I'm going to see shot with a different camera on hard knocks the following two. Yeah. What is he going to yell about? Yeah, exactly. Um, OK, what?
Starting point is 00:15:27 Fernando Tatty. Todd Todd. Oh, yeah, that was going to be my ringworm for Fernando Tatty's 80 games. You got to be feel real. The Padres statement that came out. I wouldn't say it was great for Fernando. They were like, but it's but it's realistic.
Starting point is 00:15:43 No, I know they were very honest. They're like, yeah, we expect to have trust both ways and something is clearly broken because this sucks. Yeah. So I have him on my fantasy team and I cut his ass the second I found out about this. So I Leroy gave me the heads up. I brought the ghost of Leroy came back for a brief time
Starting point is 00:16:02 on on Friday night, got a tip, got a couple tips saying that Fernando Tatty's was going to be suspended for the rest of the season because of PEDs. And so I immediately went to my fantasy app and tried to trade Fernando Tatty's. Is that like, is that a code break? No. If we're if we're talking about like, should I have gotten
Starting point is 00:16:20 smacked in my face by using inside info that they didn't know? No. So I wasn't able to find a trade partner in the 15 minutes in between when I found out when Jeff Passan reported it. But I stand with the Padres in solidarity that like we've come this far without Fernando Tatty's. We don't need them. We're going to keep moving on.
Starting point is 00:16:39 And like, it just it sucks for them because they built everything up to win a title in the next year or two. And now you have this guy out. I don't understand why it didn't test positive like a while ago. I don't know why it's usually how it happens. Yeah, you test positive and there's an appeals process. But that's like Cam Smith today.
Starting point is 00:16:57 That fucking sucked for anyone who bet Cam Smith on Saturday night and he shows up to the driving range and they they hit him with a two stroke penalty. Yeah, which is this league with live tour. Of course. And then it was also this league. You see Scotty Sheffler stepping his line. Yep.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Don't step in another man's line, Haas. Big time. Big time. OK, anything else? Last thing on Tatty's. His excuse for the worm medication. It's a totally different compound. So I think it's like whatever the word is then like
Starting point is 00:17:28 euthanate or something acetate afterwards. And that's a totally different compound that's used to take out ringworm than the one he tested positive for. So he's just bullshit. Yeah, so he still has ringworm. Yeah, untreated. Got it.
Starting point is 00:17:41 And what is ringworm? I think it's fungal. Yeah, it's like when you really get it wrestling, you get it. Yeah, yeah. He's just rolling around on mats with dudes. Yeah, ringworm. OK, that makes sense. I have a bad fungus right now.
Starting point is 00:17:52 What? You guys were on a mic right now? What's going on? Well, now you have to say it. I got this thing on my back. Doesn't itch. Doesn't hurt. What does it look like?
Starting point is 00:18:01 Let's see it. It turns red. Let's see it. Yeah, yeah. Let's fucking see it. How do I put it on the camera? Take it all the way off. Take your shirt off.
Starting point is 00:18:09 Let's see your fungus. Where is it? Are you talking about pimples? Do you have pimples? No, it's fungus. You have back acne? It shows up in the heat. Yeah, oh, Billy, I know what that is.
Starting point is 00:18:22 That's tinny of versicola. Yeah, how do I get rid of it? You know what you should do? You should get some dandruff shampoo, get like salsam blue, and then rub that on your back every day. Also, if you're being on time, helps it. True. You'll also get that in Mount Rushmore.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Mount Rushmore today was a chaotic mess because one of the mics wasn't working. Billy showed up halfway through. And also, we were watching Will Zalatoris win his first PGA championship. It's very, very good. Billy's not in trouble just so everyone knows. No.
Starting point is 00:18:51 But it was great. It was great watching, hearing all of it. Billy, salsam blue. You're real. Just rub it on you. Hey, Billy, you're a real fun guy. Thanks. Nice.
Starting point is 00:19:00 All right, let's do our Who's Back in the Week, and then we'll get to Rich Bissache, who, all-time football guy. Like, just he liked us, and then we had a couple of questions that he didn't like us. But I think there was, like, we love him more. Like, it was one of those interviews where it's like, he might not like us, but we love him.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Yeah, we love him because he's the exact kind of football guy that doesn't have time for, like, two slapdicks with a podcast. Stupid questions, yeah. But he also did. He had a great, I forget what the exact phrase that he uses, but he, you know how Bella Check every year, when they ask him about social media,
Starting point is 00:19:32 he'll be like, oh, I'm not on Snapface. Yeah. You know, like, where he just makes up a social media thing? Yeah, he did that. He did that to us, and it's perfect. He did that. All right, so Who's Back in the Week is brought to you by our friends at Coors Light.
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Starting point is 00:20:42 the best beer ever created, Coors Light. OK, Batgirl, Hank is on vacation. Do you have a who's back? You are sitting in his seat. Oh, no. Vacation's back. OK, there we go. All right, nice one.
Starting point is 00:20:56 That counts. You didn't know that you were going to be called on, so that's fair. I did have a backup. I was either going to go that or shorts or pants. Wait, why are pants back? It was kind of cold this weekend. It was.
Starting point is 00:21:08 It was beautiful. Yeah, so switching pants, pants are back. Yeah, it was beautiful. It was like the perfect temperature in the city. It made you start to feel like falls coming and football's coming. That first crisp of the air when you're just like, oof. I got tickets to the Whiteout at Penn State.
Starting point is 00:21:23 My girlfriend went there, so that was big like Minnesota, which kind of sucks. Oh, that's. Why are they wasting a Whiteout on Minnesota? No idea. What? Yeah, that's tough. What's the rest of their schedule?
Starting point is 00:21:35 Wait, but they're not that good when they do Whiteouts, right? Right. Yeah, so they're not right. When we think of them wasting it, it's like that's actually a perfect use for a Whiteout because you don't want to do the Whiteout against like in Ohio State.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Well, that's what they've been doing, although they did win the famous one. Yeah, they have a home game in Ohio State and Michigan State. Oh, man. All right. Minnesota, Whiteout. OK, PFT, who's back? Well, I was going to have Leroy as my who's back.
Starting point is 00:21:57 He's a very good boy. But we talked about Fernando Tatis coming back. So I'm going to say my who's back is soup and salad. So it happens about every time this year. I know you guys kind of feel the same way when we get back from Grit Week. It's usually when we're at our most bloated of the calendar year or definitely right up there.
Starting point is 00:22:14 Jake's nodding his head because during Grit Week, every time we'd have like a burger for lunch, it could be like, oh, my God, we're eating like such shit today. Yeah, he really made us feel way fatter than we really are. He said that so many times that he was like, we like shit today. I was like, I ate exactly how I always eat. You have to realize I'm someone who on a routine in the office,
Starting point is 00:22:31 I eat a salad for lunch five times a week. Yeah. So anything but that, we have back to back barbecues. That's. But it really hurt my feelings. I'm sorry. Am I eating like shit? I should have used first person, not us.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Yeah. Well, when you say I'm eating like shit and we're eating worse things than you're eating. Yeah. Right. That's a big time double sportsmanship where it makes us feel worse. Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:51 But this is the time of the year where we do feel bigger, bloated, filled with sodium and beer usually. So Wade myself, I'm a little on the chunky side. That's fine. What are you waiting at? No comment. No, come on. Give us the weight.
Starting point is 00:23:04 $191. Oh, that's not bad. But every time I approach 200, I'm like, OK, if I get over 200 pounds, I'm never going back. So I was about at this age or about this weight last year at this time. So I'm going to get back on the soup and salad train. And then it fucking didn't help me.
Starting point is 00:23:21 I don't know. I think I don't know who to point my finger at exactly. But if you see the thumbnail from this week's stool scenes, have you looked at a big cat? No. It's me and you. I got done dirty on this thumbnail. Look it up right now.
Starting point is 00:23:34 I want to see your reaction to it. You look great in it. I think they use the slimming tool on you. Somebody put the fat filter on my face and on my boobs. And I just look fat as shit in this. But I saw it. And it was like looking into a window into the future. You got to understand, too, I don't, like, my pictures,
Starting point is 00:23:54 I always am like, I look like shit. Yeah, no. But yeah, you know what? It's more your face just looks distorted. They made me fat. But it's good for the motivation. It's like it's bulletin board material for me. I don't want to look like that.
Starting point is 00:24:08 So I'm back on my diet, which I invented, which is just eating soup and salad every day during the week. And then whatever the fuck you want to do on weekends, that's fine. That's that's that's your time. I thought you were going to say that they put in all your misses at Colorado. No, no, there weren't any of those.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Right. Yeah. Do we have a video coming out from that? Back girl. Yeah, that'll be in the recap this week. Nice. Beautiful. So we got a recap coming up and then we got Everest also
Starting point is 00:24:32 at some point. We're not putting a date on that. That'll be the following. But everyone check it out because we got some good stuff. We have more great week stuff coming up, content coming out. OK. So yeah, that's that's fucked up picture. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:45 But you know what? In the long run, I think that picture is going to be that's going to start a new good diet for you. Yeah. Yeah. OK, there you go. I like that. Appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I like that. All right. My who's back is Jacob DeGramme. He's just all the way back. And this is why like when we talk to Jake Ariad and people get upset when when he's like, yeah, Jacob DeGramme is the best pitcher. Like, oh, he can't say healthy.
Starting point is 00:25:06 He on Saturday night, pitched against the Phillies, the Red Hot Phillies, he pitched six innings, 10 strikeouts, 76 pitches. He's still on, I think, a pitch limit. Yeah. It's fucking insane how good he is. And he's fully back because he's also back to getting the exact same amount of run support.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Yep. That Jacob DeGramme stands against. One run. One run. And was his run support in his other start on Tuesday? I feel like it was like two or three runs. Yeah. But it's it's he is so fucking filthy.
Starting point is 00:25:34 Like the fact that he pitched six innings, 10 strikeouts, he's he's nasty. And when is he going to be memes? When is he going to be like back fully? Like, when do they say they're going to let him actually pitch a full game? I think it's going to be a while. OK.
Starting point is 00:25:48 But you don't care. You just got to have him back. Yeah. Yeah. They said on the pregame show that his slider wasn't hitting and he still threw 10 K strikeouts. Fuck. Not bad.
Starting point is 00:25:58 It's crazy. Yeah. The other night he pitched he pitched five and a two-thirds and had 12 strikeouts. He's absolutely insane. Yeah. So right now he's pitched three games. He has 28 strikeouts and 16 innings.
Starting point is 00:26:10 He's fucking filthy. Also my jinxing ability is back because I totally blew up that raised pitchers Rasmussen's perfect game. It was even for me and I do jinx a lot of shit. I was shocked because I tweeted like congrats to the raise for the perfect game. And it was like 45 seconds later that the Orioles broke it up. So sorry raised fans all five of you.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Jeff Pesant also also jinxed it when he tweeted his thing out because he was like there's something happening. I hate that shit that I'm not going to talk about because I can't talk about it. But you should watch this game dude. There were so many writers saying shit like like tune into this game. Something's going on.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Just you're a fucking writer. Like just say say what's happening so people go watch it. Yeah. It's crazy. Also this is it's a tough look for the race because the race I think they've got the most perfect games thrown against them of any team despite the fact that they've only existed for like 20 whatever years
Starting point is 00:27:09 and they never have a perfect game for themselves. So it's bad luck. I think I think they're number one. I believe that I feel like every time I've seen a perfect Dallas Braden his was against the race. So they're tied for number one against the with the Dodgers. Oh the Dodgers. They've been around a little bit long.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Yeah a little bit longer I'd say the twins have to the race and the Dodgers have three perfect games thrown against them and the twins have to throw it against them. So the last perfect game 10 years ago right. Is that what it was Felix Hernandez. Yeah it must have been. Yeah perfect games rock. You remember we were we were having a big discourse.
Starting point is 00:27:44 This is how dumb sports talk radio is in 2012 we were like is there something wrong with baseball. Why are there so many perfect games. Yeah. Like something's changed and then boom 10 years none. Yeah. Yeah. No it's been crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I mean the yeah because two thousand twenty three and twenty twelve. Yeah. Yeah. So it was a problem. There were two and twenty 10 are too many perfect games. And then Armando Galaraga got absolutely screwed out of his. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:08 Yeah. Jim Joyce. Yeah. The umpire crazy. That that would piss me off forever. All right Billy go ahead. My who's back is Tyson Fury Tyson Fury who had once said he was retired from boxing went to Iceland to try to find Hathor
Starting point is 00:28:25 Bjornsson the mountain to do some sort of exhibition event. Oh yeah. Are you saying a boxer didn't actually retire. Right. I know I know but he's back. That's nuts. So Hathor Bjornsson you probably know him as the mountain in Game of Thrones he's a you know a multiple world strongest man
Starting point is 00:28:44 winner like gigantic specimen of human being who has been getting into boxing recently. This is just one of those pure spectacles that I think would be just hilarious to watch because Hathor Bjornsson did win a fight against Eddie Hall and other strongman. His boxing is very limited but it would be a total crazy thing to see him face off against Tyson Fury. These are two gigantic like giants boxers and porn stars never really
Starting point is 00:29:09 retire. Yeah. They always say they do. They're always they're always ready for one more. They just always you know what I mean. You'll see it. You're just like no no. If you're there's one more you just age into becoming a milk.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah. Right. It's just like oh I'm back for one night only you know like double anal like oh OK. In some ways the senior Floyd Mayweather's going to fight some random dude and fucking you know Vegas in a couple of years he's back and just they don't retire. The senior tour of porn stars is almost more lucrative.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Yeah than the original. It's just I never trust boxes and porn stars. You tell me you're going to retire. I'd be like all right I'll see you in a couple years. Well when a boxer retires it's almost understandable because they just got done getting punched in the face for like 30 minutes right. So most rational people would say OK I'm never going to do that
Starting point is 00:29:52 again right after it happens. But then boxers are like you know you give them a couple months off like I kind of want to kick somebody's ass. Not only that but someone's like hey how about we give you a 20 million dollar for one night of work. OK. That's similar to porn stars. How many how many zin sixes you got in two.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yeah yeah that's fucking insane. Yeah I just I just cashed my last we have breaking moves breaking moves Max back girl. No no no no I don't want to do the voice I got to go. Moves PFT does the telegraph. Breaking moves. No no no I miss you Hank Hank. The show doesn't work without you Hank.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Emergency. Emergency who's back of the week. Stephen A. Smith is back tomorrow. Yeah. He just released this tweet. I haven't heard it yet. It just came out. Let's see what Stephen A. Smith has to say for himself.
Starting point is 00:30:49 What's up everybody. It's been a long time. I know I've been going a little while. I know that but. I'll be back. I'll be back Monday morning 10 a.m. Eastern Standard Time. There's a whole bunch of stuff to get into.
Starting point is 00:31:03 I know you're seeing stuff in the NFL. The Cowboys Lamar Jackson. Tray Lansing the whole crew. But I haven't had an opportunity to comment about KAD and his trade demands. Let's go. And Kyrie along with a host of other things that's been going on in the NBA.
Starting point is 00:31:20 He's got a strobe light going on behind him. It's been a while. The show just still. Still got some work to do. But I'm ready. I miss y'all. Stephen A. Smith. Oh y'all miss me too.
Starting point is 00:31:31 Definitely strikes. First six and a half. He definitely strikes me as a. Walk a love y'all. It's been a while. I can't wait to get back. Where I can't wait. He definitely strikes me as a dude.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Who's got a stripper's pole in his house. Oh for sure. He probably has his own ATM in his house. But he just uses it himself and pays himself money. He's a bottom feeder. Self admitted. Yeah he loves the booty. You can't keep Stephen A. Smith's mouth off a booty.
Starting point is 00:32:02 But yeah it's good. The sports world is going to be. It's a better place when Stephen A. Smith is on my television screaming at me in my living room. Yes agreed. Agreed. Okay Jake finish us off and then we'll get to Rich Bissaccia. Who's back.
Starting point is 00:32:16 Kentucky athletics. We've got a situation brewing in Lexington. I really wish you guys had Kentucky sports radio coming up because you guys would love. Yes. Messing with the fans. So John Calipari wants a new. Calipari.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Yes. He wants a new practice facility. He says we're a basketball school. Coach Stoops bounces back says we're a football school and now they're kind of beefing. OK so if you want to explain. Yeah so well. So yeah obviously Stoops is like I compete in the SEC
Starting point is 00:32:46 and Kentucky football has been good the last few years. The thing is it's like one of those things that what John Calipari said is not incorrect. He just shouldn't say it out loud. Right. They are a basketball school. Right. Like you can't change that.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Right. But Kentucky football has been good. Of course. Of course. But like this would be saying like if Notre Dame basketball won a national championship in March Madness they wouldn't be a basketball school. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:11 But like what is coach Stoops supposed to. Yes. To defend his. Of course. That's what I'm saying. Like Cal. Cal. Cal.
Starting point is 00:33:17 Cal. Public. Yeah. Yeah. He screwed up by saying it out loud. But what he said wasn't actually incorrect. Right. I think Stoops also said I'm going to stay in my lane.
Starting point is 00:33:27 Yeah. On this one. So he's taken the high road on it. But Jim Calipari is 100% correct. Like they are. That's who they are. I really wish you guys were hosting this week. It's not if they're if they're a basketball school.
Starting point is 00:33:39 What does that mean. St. Peter's a like basketball juggernaut. Yeah. Yeah. Juggernaut basketball mecca. Yeah. But everyone getting a better dream team. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:48 I get like getting upset about it if you're in the like program like football program and but again what he said that would be like Duke like Duke is a basketball. You know what basketball and football schools are. You just I don't. When I saw it I was like yeah they are a basketball school. That's not an offense. That's no offense to the football program.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Kentucky when you think Kentucky you think basketball. That's just a fact. And then the AD Mitch Barnhart blames the media and the world we're living in for the controversy and the world blaming the world. I mean Cal Perry he did he did kind of step in. He should have said it. You know you're on the right side of history when you start
Starting point is 00:34:26 blaming the entire world. Yeah. It's not me. It's the media literally everyone else. Yes. It's actually. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:33 So I thought that was a rare controversy that you never have the yeah two head coaches kind of beefing. Yeah. You're burning that must be to be the only correct person on planet Earth. Yeah. It's got to suck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:45 So like everyone else crazy except me. But if both teams win the fans probably won't care. That's not going to happen though. But again I go back to who's going to win a national title. Who's more likely to win a national. Obviously basketball. I guess it's very clear. I do like what James Cal Perry is doing which is those.
Starting point is 00:35:00 Jen Cal. Jen Cal Perry. He is completely like thrown out the idea of winning being the only thing college basketball though. Oh yeah. We're so much so to the point where he has players that are getting drafted in the first round that just never play at Kentucky.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Correct. So it's just a farm system. Right. Professional basketball. They just like the like when they get away with the one one and done rule and they make it so high school players can go like James Cal. So Cal Perry is going to figure out a way to have like dudes
Starting point is 00:35:31 go from high school to NBA but make sure they're wearing a Kentucky hat on draft night. Yeah. And be like he would have. He would have come here. Another one for us. Or just marking himself like hey come here you'll get a million dollars in NIL.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Yeah. Stay on campus and we'll just have you practice for a while. If you don't like the teams that are going to be probably in the lottery this year and you want to wait out for a different lottery like sequence to come up then yeah come hang out in Kentucky for your well pay a million bucks you don't even have to play or just commit to us and then go into the draft. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:01 You don't even have to show up on campus. Put our hat on. Yeah. Just know that I want to be on top of the commitments every year. Yeah. It's true. But yeah Kentucky they are beefing.
Starting point is 00:36:11 I guess it's also not a problem to have that. It's a good problem to have the fact that football now takes offense to it because that actually shows like if you think of it that way 10 years ago no if he said that no one would have said a word. Right. So it's actually good that Kentucky should be proud that there's actually people who are upset by that now because it
Starting point is 00:36:33 means that football has been better than average. Yeah. I would say that that Cal Perry is actually putting himself on the losing side of this argument by having to say we are basketball right Kentucky. Yeah. So that should not ever have. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Yeah. It's like what's that old the political thing where if you can if you can make your opponent say I'm not a pig fucker. Yeah. Even if they're beating you you already won because you shouldn't have Jim Caldwell had to answer a question of whether he's dead or alive. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:37:00 Yeah. You should think is he dead or alive. It's not not a question a live person would ever have to answer. Yeah. That's what was that. That's the old David Stern member David Stern did that too. Who do you fucking do that to. Did you do it to.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Oh have you. When did you stop beating your wife. I think you did it to Jim Rome. I think so. Yeah. He's like when did you stop beating your wife all time fucking pretzeled them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:20 He's like what. No good answer. No good answer. OK. Let's get to our interview. Great interview again. If you think that he doesn't like us it's probably true but we love him even more because he's a true true grit football guy.
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Starting point is 00:39:06 Here he is special teams coordinator Rich Bissaccia. This grit week interview is brought to you by Coors Light. We now have a very special guest. It is special teams coach for the Green Bay Packers. He also was the interim head coach for the Raiders last year. First guy ever to get uh coach of the year and assistant coach of the year votes after the 2021 NFL season. It is coach Rich Bissaccia uh coach.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Thank you for joining us. So it's grit week first thing we ask on grit week. What does grit mean to you or how would you define the word grit? Grit I guess grit to me would be my dad getting up at five in the morning and going to work and um driving a truck and coming home at seven at night and getting up the next morning and five and going to work and driving a truck and get up the next morning and and uh you know feeding his six kids um I think grit is doing what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it the way you're supposed to do it and do it fucking better than anybody
Starting point is 00:40:11 else on the planet. That's a great answer. I love that answer. I'm ready to run through brick wall which is what everyone always says about your players for you. Would is there a player that like has tried to run through brick wall for you? I don't you know um just the equation is about them trying to improve at everything that they are every day right?
Starting point is 00:40:32 Can they be a better son? Can they be a better husband? Can they be better at their craft um every day? Just can you improve a little bit at who you are every day and then you know we're trying to do it for each other. It's not just about me or one in particular person. It's really trying to do it for each other. The particular thing about football is we need all of us.
Starting point is 00:40:51 You know Michael Jordan can go off and score 50 in game right? We need the guy next to us. We need the guy behind us. We need the guy in front of us. It's just a different game so it's really about all of us. So we were telling you right before we started that uh when you got the job with uh Las Vegas last year when you became the interim head coach we had our good friend Booger McFarland on and we asked him about you and he said that you're the number one foxhole guy.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Number one guy that you want to be a foxhole with and it seems like everyone has that same opinion of you where players want to play for you. What is that about you or your personality that has guys all the quotes are I love coach. He's always you know been straight with me honest with me like I'd run through a brick wall like PFT said. What is it that makes guys like drawn to you? You know for the test of time I always have issues with or talking about you know my personality or who I am or I don't know if I can actually explain that to be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:41:48 I think a lot of players I've been fortunate to be around and people I've been around they do a better job explaining to me than I do. The McFarland thing you know he's been in a lot of my meetings and in Tampa and the foxhole thing from Anthony is you know like I do this thing about the foxhole you know is like fuck the foxhole make them dig you know we ain't digging and uh I'm not a digger I don't want any of our guys to dig we're just we're gonna go and that's where that foxhole thing he always you know he leaves me that a lot of times when my message is you know fuck the foxhole and that's kind of our mentality is fuck the foxhole make them dig we're running that's that's genius and it's genius
Starting point is 00:42:24 because what he's saying when when he said like you're the number one foxhole guy what he means by that is he wants to be in a foxhole with you because you're not going to be in a foxhole you're going to be putting the other guy in the foxhole thinking well just again it's it you know it's alright some mindset it's a mentality we run into circumstances all the time how are we going to deal with the circumstance and if we run into that circumstance where I guess I'd rather just I'm going yeah and hopefully we can get enough guys to go in the same direction the the thing I've heard about you from your players is just that you care deeply about each and every one of them that you you know you think of them first you're an authentic guy
Starting point is 00:43:00 they respect that because players can tell if they're dealing with like a bullshit artist but you actually care about them and and you want them to succeed is there one player in particular let's see besides Will Compton besides Will Compton who's the best player you ever coached wow that's you know I've been I've been fortunate to be around I've been asked that I I struggle with that I think if you go way back for me you know I was fortunate in my college career to be around some guys that became you know Sterling Sharp and Harold Green and Deuce McAllister and Robert Brooks way back when you know when I started in college and and you know in pro football to be around early you know Rodney Barber and Mike Allsdott and Derek Brooks and you know when I saw Warren
Starting point is 00:43:47 sat practice you know I about shit myself I mean I never seen anybody run like that that size and practice like that and how smart he was and and the way in which he cared about his teammates and the way in which he cared about the plays and then being with John Lynch and you got Brad Johnson and end up with work done and Cadillac Williams goes it goes on and on and on you know when you talk about a long career the list of the players that I've learned from I've had an opportunity to be around I mean we could take the whole show I guess and you know I know I forgot a lot of guys but early in my career when I first got into the NFL to to be around those guys on that defense you know not to mention Simeon Rice was on that defense and you know I just I can't explain the
Starting point is 00:44:31 things I've learned from those guys and you know Derek Brooks and I are still extremely close and and have conversation and when you want a Super Bowl and I've tried to tell our guys all the places I've gone when you want a Super Bowl with a group of men your roller dex is incredible you know the phone gets picked up like that and there's some sort of a bond when you win that one game in this league that's never ending you know and I've been fortunate to be a part of those men doing that so we're here in Green Bay it's training camp we you know we love talking to football coaches one of our good friends Doug Morone he said that it's sometimes at practice he likes to close his eyes and just listen to the hitting of the pads and the helmets
Starting point is 00:45:14 what when you like first day of training camp do you have an extra pep in your step is there's something about football that like just gives you extra life that something's a little thing that you know maybe us fans don't realize I mean Doug Morone's old line and so those guys you know they hit all the time from from Lehman High School in the Bronx and and I've known Doug a long time but I just feel fortunate every day that I get to wake up and do this you know it's been a way of life so I have a certain zeal for the mornings because you get to come in here and see the players and see their dreams come to fruition and and watch them I think the only people that get excited about first day of pads are coaches you know players like gosh you gotta put on my pads today
Starting point is 00:45:55 you know especially you guys have been around for a little bit but again and coaches always talk about this right the opportunity to be on the grass is what we all we all strive to do right we all want to be on the grass we know the meetings are a big deal we know all those are but you know being on the grass is that that's coaching right and that's playing players make plays not coaches so the meetings are to put something in but to actually go on the grass and walk through it and then to see it happen and see it happen live and see it happen fast and see it happen physical fuck that's why you get up and go to work you know so that's for me yeah so you're from New York did you grow up a baseball fan huge baseball fan I was only one fucking team known that's the Yankees
Starting point is 00:46:33 yeah yeah yeah I know I respect I think a lot of people feel the same way yeah but as you're growing up when did you realize that it was football that was your passion yeah good question I you know I played basically all the three sports you know most through all high school and and um I just kind of got bored with baseball a little bit just got to be the point where I like this I like the um the physicalness of it I liked the tactical part of it you know learning other positions and you know I'm I'm old now so I never came out the field I was fortunate in high school you played offense and defense and kickoff we did all those things so I think that just the the zeal for football came from the physicality of it to some degree and the the the
Starting point is 00:47:23 chest part of it you know knowing all the positions and um you know how it works together I think that was always um for me it was something I just I thrived on the to some degree the physical part of it but the technical part of it was fun I mean we all love the other sports but yeah yeah um all right so special teams we always you know it's a third of the game everyone reminds everyone of that uh when you're watching the Packers had struggled big time last year with special teams you come in what how do you fix it like what is the what is the rich Versace a key to special teams that you tell guys day one like this is how we're going to do it players that's it players I mean players have to believe in what you're teaching them um you have to be a student enough
Starting point is 00:48:10 and what you're teaching them to gain their trust for them to know that okay that this has worked over a test of time if we do it this way we could have some success um and then you just you know let them put them in a position to do what they do well and and let them play you know special teams is something that gets a bad rap you know it's really the ultimate football play you know you talk take the punt play to me it's the most transitional play in all the football you have the ball so you have to protect the punter and then next thing you transition into a defensive player there's gap responsibilities there's lane responsibilities there's the integrity of the cover in the whole field um so it's a transitional play that usually your offense can't get 40 to 45 yards
Starting point is 00:48:48 on a play so they hopefully we can go out there and we can make up for them not getting enough yards in three downs you get one down you know to set the defense and that's kind of the mentality you try to take but it also gives guys affords guys the ability to play for a while in the national football league if they can adapt um the team first attitude that takes to play special teams I think Keith Burns I had him in Tampa he was in Denver he played 15 years on the ever started a game wow played all special teams yeah I mean everyone always talks to I think did he just retire Matthew Slater I think he's still playing oh he's still playing but like he's yeah he's a perfect case of a guy who's made his entire career off special teams and you can tell that like a guy
Starting point is 00:49:30 like Belichick looks at him as like he's very important to this team well Coach Belichick start out as a special teams coach yeah you know so I mean that's you put importance on it and you put a priority to it and um players can see that you do that they're wanting to get a chance to get on the roster and they find no way to do it so what's the what's the biggest change in special teams since you've been in the league because it's come a long way yeah I've been a lot of changes I think the biggest one is what goes on on kickoff return now you know no more three-man wedges no more basically back end two-man wedges there's eight guys in a setup zone um there's no more crack back blind blocks like that there's no start off for the kickoff team we used to line
Starting point is 00:50:06 guy Tori Cox I had him in Tampa it stuck a lineup on a 15-yard line you know to take off and they moved the ball up because they want more touch backs things like that so there's constant rule changes a lot of them are made towards safety to some degree in the kicking game um but you just have to adapt and know that everybody's doing the same thing what about strategy wise well I think it's um when I came in the league in 0-2 uh there used to be back in the day like when I was in college for 19 years you coached a position and you work special teams some teams broke it up this coach had kickoff return this coach had part return and other coaches all helped I think it started to get into vogue in the national football league you know the coach west
Starting point is 00:50:45 off to brad sealy's um those guys early in their career coached a position and did special teams well once they started naming the guy just the special teams coordinator and now he started to put in new schemes because he has a lot of time he has longer meetings well it just became more of an interest and now you had to play against that guy so they were all donating donating time and just one coach to the special team so um the strategic part of it has grown immensely over time you were all looking for the weak link on the punt rush team you know who can you beat what scheme are you going to scheme up this week to beat a certain guy um they've eliminated the pulling shoot where you still pull a guy out and shoot a guy behind it because
Starting point is 00:51:25 guys got pretty smart in doing those things there's been guys on field goal rush um they used to grab a guy and they'd send the guy out standing in front of the official you can't see the guy grabbing a guy you know for the shoot so I think you have to um look at what's going on in the past to understand that now there's so much schematics going into uh the special teams because of what happened earlier were you the coach on the box in that game against the Colts where the uh I think it was Monday night football yeah sure was that was bullshit right the end of that game uh it's you know it's a long time ago but you know we had our chances in that game and obviously you know they they came from behind we actually gave a big kickoff return to kind of
Starting point is 00:51:59 start their their role I didn't really score and I'd be scoring on the next play and really I thought we just we figured we had a big lead and we had just scored again we get a counter return next thing you know you get a big play and it kind of starts the role I think there was four onside kicks in that game and and one was over there Lynch's side I know and one was a middle dribble and we got one and then it became the field goal debacle and yeah which his name I hadn't missed all year and yeah and they called like he missed and they called leaping on semi on yeah I went back and I watched that when we had booger on because I wanted to bust his balls about it and I was looking at those I still don't know what they call in that play I don't understand it well they
Starting point is 00:52:35 call leaping I just don't know if they saw that but yeah that's what they call yeah we're going to get back to Rich Bissacci in a second before we do he's being brought to you by barstool bites by part of my cheesesteak specifically part of my cheesesteak we love it it's a delivery and pick up only restaurant brand bringing you craveable cheesesteaks and loaded fries it's from us here at part of my take part of my cheesesteak is now available in hundreds of select locations nationwide we do have new locations being added every week we're getting lots and lots of tweets from you guys asking us how come part of my cheesesteak is not in your state or your hometown we're adding them we're adding them slowly we're finding partners to work with so hopefully it'll be in your
Starting point is 00:53:13 backyard next thing you know but it is available nationwide we just had part of my cheesesteak for dinner tonight here in the office memes what did you have buffalo chicken buffalo chicken was it good it was they can't have the chipotle I love the chipotle I had the standard the cheesesteak I made it elite style I put fries on my cheesesteak because I'm built different one to one Billy what'd you have I had the standard and I also put the fries in copying what you did it was amazing you didn't copy and the brownie bites are fantastic too I had those to clean myself up uh max back girl what'd you have uh buffalo chicken delicious delicious filly guy myself love love part of my cheesesteak and Jake what'd you have I had the standard the fries are fantastic
Starting point is 00:53:56 as well very crispy you didn't eat a cheese jake had a salad he was too nervous jake we don't like we don't lie to the listeners we don't lie but but the rest of the cheese so the truth tell the truth I thought you guys this is a rare instance where you'd want me to know we never want you to know because we ate it I have not gone to the bathroom since I've eaten it's that good Billy don't you dare cast because he has versions on Jake for life just because we're going after Jake doesn't I'm not I'm not I'm just saying you stole the mic from him no I'm just saying I'm just saying the part of my cheesesteak is only for the strong okay a lot of people can't handle it week my stomach is weak but you would have been fine yes I would have been fine yeah we have we
Starting point is 00:54:38 have six inch and 12 inch cheesesteaks lunch dinner late night delivery we're open seven days a week brownie bites fantastic fries were great too go to part of my cheesesteak.com to learn more in order now in doordash uber eats postmates or grubhub check it out and now more rich besachi uh so I mentioned at the top uh the raiders last year first coach ever to get assistant coach of the year and head coach of the year votes uh it was an incredible year just because of you know everything that happened with the raiders and you come in have you had a moment to like look back and be like that was that was like I'm proud of what we did because I think any other team has that much adversity with gruden going away and then you know the the henry rugg situation like you you
Starting point is 00:55:22 kept that team together it was incredible that they you guys got to the playoffs and got to that point and you know probably should have outside of a bad call against the bangles could have maybe been playing in the second round like have you had that moment or like that was that was something special because it was from our point of view I think we we definitely think it was something special certainly it um when saw said and done at the end of the year and you lose that last game and you're in a locker room with those guys that went through all that I'd like to think the coaching staff that we had um you know pulled everybody in the same direction and the players just decided to become a team as as we got going and I think we tried to improve a little bit every
Starting point is 00:56:00 day I thought we were improving in games as the season went on but I think the credit really gets to be spread amongst the coaching staff amongst the personnel people that were there and make may aqua I've known for a long time and then certainly the way players adapted to everything that happened you know a lot of times in adversity you know it breeds strength and um because in a national football league no one really gives a shit to be real honest with you you know you got to get up and you got to go play you know no one cares type deal and I think we got to the point where we had to kind of rally together for the things that went on that they weren't in our control but what is in our control and how are we going to respond to the things that happen that's life right
Starting point is 00:56:37 there's circumstances that come up how are you going to respond to the circumstance and I think that's what everybody on that particular staff and team um adapted to here's the circumstance here's how we're going to respond yeah now that last game uh before the playoff game was there any part of you that was like let's play for a tie no that was one of the craziest like events basically in the nfl the fact that we had two teams that if they tie they both get in and then have it be tied late you know there was never a point where you're like oh we just we had the ball and we had the clock in our favor so our thought was we're just going to keep running the ball and I thought we could kick a 58-yard field goal with no Daniel obviously so um but
Starting point is 00:57:18 we get in position where we end up with a big run the timeout's really irrelevant I don't know why everybody makes such a big deal over but we just ended up with a big run you know with Josh and and just put us in better position to kick it but we were going to be in position to kick at least a 58-yarder we thought now did you feel at any point that the chargers were like maybe they'll just tie because it was it was crazy I mean I'm just thinking back of it now like it did feel like the chargers thought oh let's just run this out like we'll be fine yeah I think we can only coach one team at a time so it's good answer it's good for my answer it is how long did it take to write all those handwritten notes because for people who don't know you wrote a handwritten note to every
Starting point is 00:57:54 single player I don't actually like I'm not going to commend you because like you just did school work but um how much time did it actually take because that part I would be like no I'm just going to type this out that was actually you know my daughter put that on face space or face but whatever those things but I um you know and I I wasn't really happy with her first I certainly appreciate her thought process and what she was now that it's gone through but coming from a long time college coach you know we just I wrote notes all the time you know handwritten notes that was a big deal in recruiting at that time and a lot of times I'd left you know you can ask do some callister knows I'd left notes in their lockers and all those things so that was just kind of we're
Starting point is 00:58:34 you know we're in a playoff game and it was an exciting time for everybody and I was just going to leave stuff in their locker and I was just finishing up some that was actually the morning of the game only had a few left to finish up I'd been working on throughout the week so there's only a few to finish up and that's when the picture was taken Compton get one because I don't think he was actually let him go before that yeah you got to write him a note I got to bring that up come on you got to write him a note you owe him a note do you want to give him a verbal no I text him all time I text him all time so it's exactly what that means it was a cool moment though I mean I just like I said there's there's we're drawn to to football guys who it's clear their players will
Starting point is 00:59:14 do anything for them and it's clear that you have that with your players well just some things are supposed to be private to some degree and and you know that probably should have been one of them again my daughter I love her to death you know she's a school teacher and and I get her being excited for her dad but it just something should be private in our world because we don't really live in the real world yeah I know people on the outside like to think that we do but we really don't and it just you know we have this thing about a brotherhood of men and families and you know we try to create a family community within our team but the reality of it is in a family the weeks at the pace right you go to the zoo you got your little kids they spend most of time on top
Starting point is 00:59:55 of your shoulders you know it's Thanksgiving you're with your grandmother you're gonna make sure your grandmother gets their seat and you're gonna take care of everyone in your family on this the strong set the pace a week or cut out well Compton it's a brotherhood of men you know I mean well Compton is a good player now he's a great guy I love him huh why'd you cut him we just had a numbers issue yeah I like that yeah the math didn't work out for him be careful being a wise ass with a wise ass yeah but anyway go ahead I love it I read that you worked with Charlie Weiss right off the bat he was one of your not right off the bat but out of out of Wayne Charlie's one that hired me as a GA at South Carolina back in 88 we worked the offense defense camp in 87 he was in
Starting point is 01:00:37 charge of hiring the GA's at South Carolina and so he hired me after the 87 season I was at Wayne State Nebraska he hired me as a GA at South Carolina yeah did he have a parrot back then not the best of my knowledge okay he ended up getting a parrot after that and then every time somebody would go over to his house the parrot would just attack him yeah I've been on the parrot case we've had him on a couple times we've been searching for that bird we're kind of obsessed with the parrot yeah I went to his house in New England once I didn't see any parrot really you were lucky you're one of the lucky ones that's why you're sitting here today yeah Charlie's good to me now Charlie help me get my start yeah he's a brilliant guy as a hell of a football coach he's
Starting point is 01:01:13 really a little bit Charlie would give his shirt off his back now yeah he cares deeply about people so yeah he's a good guy I was noticing that through your career you know you've got you've gone a lot of places you've traveled around one thing that's important to a lot of coaches that we talk about is the culture that they established there and so in the NFL especially it's so transient there people come in and out teams are never the same year after year and you're working with a different group of guys if you move around like I know you went to San Diego you've been all around is there something that like do you evolve what the culture of your football team is going to be based on the players that you have and their personality or is it more like okay here's what we need to develop
Starting point is 01:01:52 I know that this works if we all believe in x y and z and that's how you teach it where you go well I think I'm trying to figure out that the head coach's culture and what's important to him and the direction he's taking his team and within that we're going to build our unit culture and special teams you know in congruent with what his vision is so so based off that Matt LaFleur his culture is just looking like a pretty boy so how have you uh adapted that there's another wise ass fucking comment you know I think Matt LaFleur I never met Matt LaFleur until I talked to him on the phone and I I thought I'd gotten to a point where I really didn't want to work for a head coach I didn't know and um but my conversations with him on the phone and my conversations with
Starting point is 01:02:34 Joe Barry about him and then I talked to Todd Torcelli who's the trainer at Tennessee who's a good friend of mine I was with Matt there and I got an unbelievable amount of respect for his respect for players his zeal for football and his drive to win and I enjoy coming to work with him every day he's been phenomenal to me he's incredible with his coaching staff and with their families and the way in which he addresses the team and the way in which he practices I mean you look at that team out there and practice the whole offense is 10 to 15 yards behind the offense it's on the field every team I've been on you're screaming yelling at him all the time I think the discipline of his players show up in games over and over and over again I don't think he gets enough credit for
Starting point is 01:03:13 doing what he's done and he's a good looking guy excited for the journey with him yeah what's that he's a good looking guy yeah I guess I don't look at him like that but yeah I mean I do he's a good looking guy I can say it yeah yeah he's a friend of ours we've had him on a couple times he's a good looking guy I don't like him you lost field goals yeah so that's good for you yeah did he actually bring did they bring you in because Aaron Rodgers getting a little older so you're gonna have to punt more we had to we always have to pepper a couple of these in okay here's here's a real question here's a real question um you coach you mentioned two of the guys that you coach back in Tampa uh John Lynch Mike Allstock two heavy hitters I heard a rumor that they were not allowed
Starting point is 01:03:53 to hit each other in practice is that true that'd be false oh I was sprinkled in there by somebody trying to like who did you coach when when Lorenzo Neil was also there yeah uh Lolo no Lolo was in San Diego when I was in Tampa okay yeah but in the collisions that would occur in that practice that's one thing that we love about Mike Allstock like an all-time Greek guy probably uh never afraid to put his face down on the list what would would would those noises sound different you know you always hear about like certain batters in baseball ball sounds different off their bat you know I think those collisions there's you hear more you don't really hear like a hammer hitting a nail kind of deal you know I think you feel they're like fucking horses finishing at the end of the
Starting point is 01:04:35 quarter mile you know but those are I don't know those practices back then I mean we're two days in Orlando in the heat and a walk through at the end of the day you know these practices we have now you'd coach these from a bar stool sometimes so those guys kind of men were still men yeah I mean it is crazy to think about how the NFL like just even seeing the the bumblebee thing on top of everyone's helmet the fact that guys you know the first seven days or whatever aren't hitting and then you think about like 20 years ago two days and all that stuff and just yeah I think those things are good we you like to think we've learned right we've improved we've gotten better in the grain of safety and so if we can extend guys careers we can keep guys playing a
Starting point is 01:05:19 little bit longer and playing at a high level um because the way they take care of their bodies today it's a year-round job right it's it's non-stop the way they get ready to play so I think if we can extend careers and and have guys play a little bit longer I think anything we can do in the faint of safety is a good thing yeah I've got um I've got one suggestion a little intimidated to tell it to you because you've obviously been around and you've seen a lot more football but we had uh coach Harbaugh from the from the Ravens on a couple years ago sprinkled this in his ear he's an old special teams guy too so he he kind of understood what I was getting at but for the onside kick I've been trying to tell people that a more effective way to do it could be
Starting point is 01:05:58 to do a drop kick so in rugby which is what I grew up playing um you can get way more air under the ball obviously if it hits the ground first kick it right up in the air and the guys that are going to be catching it are the guys that are right up close to the ball they don't have a lot of experience catching balls like that is that something that you've ever considered well actually again if you're going to allow them to do that you just should allow them to fair catch it like they do in college yeah and then you put those guys up there that can do that hopefully you get a chance to get a fair catch so but if you're if you're the one kicking off they might not know that it's coming that's what I'm saying I'm trying to say like on a surprise on a surprise and then
Starting point is 01:06:33 your guys are able to get downfield you know you only got to go 10 yards the ball's in the air for yeah I think coach Harbaugh agrees that we always teach the front line of kickoff return to always assume he's kicking you the ball and then when he does you won't be surprised mm that's good I mean I've always thought you just kick it as hard as you can at someone someone's face yeah I mean that's why you guys can wish it for a living yeah yeah all right I have one last question we really appreciate this coach it's been awesome it's the row back question rhoback.com you get polos like the ones we're wearing take for 20 off we'll send you some you like this you like this polo that's not the robot question you like it oh it looks great
Starting point is 01:07:12 yes thank you appreciate that appreciate that a lot um so I the last question is actually from the the definition of grit I this is a stupid question but what time would your dad go to bed at night he got he went he wake up at five work till seven and what time would you go to bed yeah I don't he probably like nine o'clock something like that ten o'clock that's that and you just watch that every day you're like this is grit yeah and I said it at his eulogy I just feel like he was he was the power of example um not the example of power you know and I think that that was for me to some degree you know I got I'm been married 38 years and my wife is a trauma ICU nurse for 25 years and so she's the power of example not the example of power and I think throughout my life
Starting point is 01:07:57 I've tried to look towards those people that are the power of example and try to live your life a certain way and I think that's what we're trying to do you know for our players as well us do you think we're our example this is the first time I've never even heard of this shit the wallers I'd say we're the power example make a living and all that yeah we make a good living off of being assholes that's exciting yeah so that's the power of example people look up the way the world right now so way the world so thanks coach is there actually follow up today is there anybody in the NFL right now any coach that you think leads by that power of example you know I'm working for one now I'm again I'm enjoying every day learning you know from Matt and what he's doing and we
Starting point is 01:08:37 got a great young staff for a lot of young kids and so my wife and I are enjoying the things that we've done as a family but I think the way that Matt is detailed in the practice schedule that word this is a whole different practice schedule than I've ever been involved in so the way the details that he puts in the practice schedule the details in which he communicates to the players about what the week is going to be like what the day is going to be like I'm really enjoying learning from him every day it's it's been a great experience for me so far yeah um also we love the glasses I don't know this is another thing that like us sitting on our couch when you break them apart and then put them back together on the sideline these are the details
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Starting point is 01:10:40 dogs tumbler with your pair of bird dogs the best shorts in the world they've got the built-in liners feel the comfort of their built-in liners today okay let's do our Mount Rushmore we also have an extra bonus we are watching the playoff of the playoff the FedEx Cup championship playoff playoff willy z is trying to get his first ever pga champion pga tour win I bet on him because I've just been pot committed with him he's like he's like the human form of the 50-50 raffle for me at this point uh so you will also get some reactions throughout the Mount Rushmore and Hank is on vacation and Billy is late so we might have a Billy show up at any point I think I think I have a lot maybe two consecutive bets on willy z in playoffs dude he he finished he's finished
Starting point is 01:11:30 second like five times it's it's been infuriating that first one I had both him and Justin Thomas and I cashed out on Justin Thomas I was like you know what let's just ride with willy z I feel like this one's different though I think he's built different I'm knocking on wood I'm knocking on wood I'm also looking forward to Billy coming in because we're taking bets on what his excuse is going to be I thought maybe it would be a phone excuse like my phone didn't receive the text I'd like to change that I think he's going to go traffic on this one okay so I I would like to hope that maybe he's shown some growth because in Colorado I had a heart to heart with him that was basically like hey dude sometimes just take an easy L like when you're late just be like hey my bad
Starting point is 01:12:10 I fucked up knowing Billy he's probably not going to do that but I'm holding out like hope that I'm basically the guy who you know like I'm in the relationship and just hoping the husband or wife just changes even though they've shown over year over year they're never going to change I'm hoping this time will be different this time I'll walk in and be like my bad guys it'll never happen again it will never happen again right so he was supposed to be here at six uh it's 640 but let's do the Mount Rushmore so Hank's on vacation um that means that's Batgirl and memes are running the show and that also means Batgirl and memes I think you guys won the the candy draft so you get to pick the order uh I went on record I'm 2 and 0 after contributing to Mount Rushmore as I've
Starting point is 01:12:55 yet to lose in this wow on this show so okay hang the banner wow that's one thing that that's one thing to note memes what do you think about that kind of just he's taking all the shine away from the team actually you know what though before you even answer that's that's Hank's fault because Hank Hank makes it an individual award not a team with the way that it used to go would be Hank would list his three and there'll be one really good one and that would always be memes yeah but yeah that was me so what what do you think memes oh you're not on you're not on no no no no turn the knob switch the thing all right will he see in in sep stracker or walking up to the third playoff hole right now will he's got an all-time forehead tan going on yeah he does it is crazy
Starting point is 01:13:41 I love him so much and he just doesn't win he just finishes they were I was I was listening on the way in and they said that he's made 6.7 million dollars this year yeah that's the most money that anyone's ever made without winning a tournament always the bridesmaid yeah so uh it's it's tough all right so memes gonna figure this out um maybe he won't that's fine uh all right so we're doing the mount rush more of bad ideas you I can't hear you either Jake oh oh no I feel like Hank is sabotaging he definitely has sabotaged like you guys yeah he's like wait wait back girl is crushing it but then it would actually be bad for him because it'd be like you can't go on vacation anymore and he loves vacation well he just wants to be wanted he wants to he wants to
Starting point is 01:14:26 know that the show cannot happen without that's true and it's it's seemingly right now feels like that's the fact the worst thing that you can say to Hank is actually like if you tweet at him and say there it is hey Hank please don't take another vacation we need you on the show we need you so much better with you on the show yeah he'll be like god damn it it's also it's oh and I have to filibuster what are we gonna talk about will he just hung his head oh water fuck oh oh it's saved by my god what does that mean though what does that mean I don't know what golf rules are I don't know either I think he's dead I think he's dead again you can take a club from there right I don't think so you get relief from this you're a rules guy this fucking tournament makes no sense he
Starting point is 01:15:08 it bounced on the wall nine times and then settled in this is oh there you are memes I think all right yeah memes here memes what do you want to say we just saw Willie put it oh no that was a buzz there's a buzz there's a buzz on memes Max there's a buzz on you no there's a bad buzz this is great we're keeping this all in this is this is what the people want all right turn that down where we just turned up oh yes oh my god they're both trying to fuck themselves out of this does nobody want to win this tournament what is happening I think it's because like the more money they win the less money goes to the kids this is insanity this is gonna be great too because when we start the show we're gonna tell everyone just tune in to the Mount Rushmore to see our instant reaction
Starting point is 01:15:53 because this is all happening live for us right now so how do you go in the water after he goes I'm not if I would if I was sep I would simply hit it on the green yeah I shot a 72 it's Shinnecock I would just be like let's play it Slaysphere and let's just go on the green I broke a hundred forty yeah so boom all right we still have a butter yeah there's still a buzz memes I think maybe just turn the microphone off oh the buzz is still there might be Jake's mic now this is gone it's gone it's gone it's gone it's gone okay all right let's reset memes try now means okay we're just gonna have to go silent memes silent memes uh okay what's the order this has been chaos already what is the order or I can't believe that shot that's insane for people who didn't watch the
Starting point is 01:16:40 golf it literally bounced five times no more than laid right on the rock I think it was like nine bounces on the rock yeah and then sep went in the water that fucking fat fuck um I yeah okay all right here we go here we go let's do it um what's the order the order is bad idea the Mount Rushmore bad ideas bad idea not hitting it on the green when when the other guy hits it on the rock that's just what that's just a little test of what it is that's a that's a bad lie he's got though things buried on the rock you should take over Nick Aldo's job yeah but he could just be his caddy take the penalty and drop there too if he's not confident he might do that yeah yeah yeah that's true maybe he goes to the water again sep you fucking bitch oh all right now
Starting point is 01:17:27 you gotta take the penalty yeah all right all right let's go let's get back on track this is this is like the end of that that Raiders Chargers game when nobody wanted to win all right here we go back girl who's up uh Jake's gonna go first you guys are gonna go second we're gonna go third okay this this Mount Rushmore has it all because it's not only gonna be a great Mount Rushmore but we have the pga playoff and billy still has to show up at some point um okay here we go Jake all right one one bad idea drinking and driving yes yeah yeah it's a bad idea i didn't know yeah that's yeah you can't really argue with that no i wanted to very bad idea for a second i was like wait but then if i argue then i'm arguing pro drunk driving yeah yeah okay yeah though that is a very bad idea
Starting point is 01:18:14 murder's also a bad idea we don't have that on our list but uh i think i'm gonna go although murder yeah yeah no murder's a bad idea so are we second we're second okay i think we go with the first one i just texted you yes that's a pretty bad one yes okay having a kid to save your marriage very bad idea things are on the rocks let's just scored another human being into the world yeah i'm sure we'll grow to love each other as we go through one of the most stressful things that a couple can do together yes maybe maybe having a kid will will fix all of our problems that's a very bad idea i think it's like you know how they say that money never really changes somebody just makes somebody more of who they already were yeah a kid is probably along those
Starting point is 01:18:50 same lines where it's like you find you find the true colors yeah a kid that you're as a as a father or two uh i could say kids definitely add stress so don't do that if you're if you're on the rocks that's a bad idea speaking of on the rocks will easy is trying to hit off a brick right now oh my god all right max back girl shit i shouldn't use your government fuck that was weird so the first one we're gonna do is the wuhan lab in china okay that was a bad idea that was a really bad idea shout out i mean memes dominated this one he this is just all a meme of everything of bad ideas so his brain worked perfectly for this i considered putting uh putting eating a bat on there yeah but i think the wuhan lab i think history is leaning more in that direction yes that's very
Starting point is 01:19:34 bad idea bad idea still a bad idea to eat a bat though yes for the record and this is this is a direct line from hank for how we're going to phrase this one trying to go to space with a frozen o-ring so yeah that's a really bad idea to shout out the challenger too soon yeah i mean i don't know what else to say about that you guys are going really bad ideas okay we gotta we gotta go with a really bad idea pft we went with more theoretical maybe we maybe we go with the season one that we both talked about yeah oh and here he is here he is his billy football welcome billy welcome to part of my take let's see what his excuses let's see his comments fresh i have no excuses wow wow this what a moment that was big billy billy i said we
Starting point is 01:20:23 we were talking about what you were going to say for your excuse and i was like i'm hoping he just takes an l that's that was this i i'm i feel so shitty okay but that's big i i know you do you want me to make it funny for the listeners but i'm actually sorry oh i yeah i kind of do yeah sure i came 15 minutes early to the time i had my head okay okay so it's the same problem we had on the bus where you were like you just didn't read the text i'm i'm yeah i i blanked okay that's okay honestly it was one of those things where like i i just had the biggest pan attack like every where did you realize you were late when i texted jake on the side yeah you're a big side text well because you guys get annoyed what is he doing what is he doing what is he doing
Starting point is 01:21:08 sorry this we're also watching golf uh billy uh all right he's taking the relief he's taking the relief smart move okay so billy's here we're doing bad ideas bad idea not text not uh checking the text message thread to see what time we're starting um okay it's okay billy i'm like of all of all the ways to sit down i thought that was the best thing you could have done i said it before i was like taking an l is a is a sign of progress just being like i fucked up the things i don't want to show up late no i know i know i'm really sorry guys don't it's okay now don't cry don't cry we we did we we changed the time later last night so you might have seen it wasn't that late but it was seven i'm gonna be on i totally and also we had all today yeah yeah uh what's your uh your flowchart
Starting point is 01:22:00 billy in terms of texting people on the side to see like what's really going down when you don't want to make all this mad how does that go jake's the safest bet yeah jake is yeah because he'll have the most leniency um okay uh okay what do you want to do pft i think we go the season one that's a pretty big mistake or is there another like wait which season one well the oh yeah yeah okay all right so yeah bad idea this is a historical bad idea multiple times uh invading russia in the winter time bad idea never want to do that really bad idea never history will judge you unkindly yes just being like hey you know where where it gets really cold and hard to like move tanks let's let's just let's just fucking invade them in like in like september yeah i bet the rope
Starting point is 01:22:41 it works out i bet the russians won't be that good at fighting a war in the winter yeah bad idea all right bad idea you got jake and billy are up will wills out torres is by the way taking a penalty stroke but that's okay that's okay sep is in the bunker so they're in they're on the same this will be the same shot that sep just took to the bunker so if willys he can get on the green here we got a chance i like to i like his strategy it's a good strategy yeah okay bad idea number two for team gilly oh we're gonna go with taking a dump without checking for toilet paper for us really bad idea i've once i've once used a coffee filter mm-hmm i've used my underwear before and just throw the underwear out yep yep that's definitely happening magazine pages yep back in
Starting point is 01:23:27 the day it's putting your butt in the sink i've never done that i haven't either i i have on on multiple occasions taken a shower right right after right but i could see sometime i could see people having to put their butt in the sink yep uh okay will he see another approach shot he doesn't like it oh he loves it i love it he loves it he doesn't like it he loves it that's for the win for willy z okay next pick oh no no no not whoa back girl snake trap foul if you go out of order this is me this is me this is me if you go out of order you lose a turn back girl i i never said that i was gonna make a pick i was just chiming in oh you're kind of fucked up you guys did the wuhan lab with your name like i didn't even think about that at the time but that
Starting point is 01:24:18 is kind of fucked up yeah it's fine i'll wear that i'll wear that all right here we go team gilly staying out too late on a work night yeah we had that on our list entertaining clients on a wednesday night was actually the specific bad idea that was it staying out too late that was the issue it was just a simple matter of the clock um okay uh pft i like who i think we do our hyper specific one yeah the the football yeah yeah let's do that why don't you do it okay so uh we had kicking a field goal down eight with two minutes left and the best quarterback of all time on the opposing team in the nfc championship game yes that would be a bad idea bad idea really bad mathematically and and spiritually also just bad vibes from that decision and uh i actually had
Starting point is 01:25:09 after the nathaniel hackett interview on friday uh matt laflore did text me and was like you guys are just never gonna let that go i was like never i mean it's a pretty bad choice here's how bad the choice was i was like my my my goal is to never ever let that go here's how bad the choice was it is it's my go to when i think of coaching mistakes and it's so bad that it got big cat to finally forget about dan quinn's field goal yes yes that's true that's good point um okay uh back girl you guys are up this is a good this is a good mount rushmore i like this mount rushmore yeah i'm still gonna say i'm really confused about this nakedraft and i don't understand how i'm that's fine ever played fantasy football yeah i don't know i don't know this i'm just being
Starting point is 01:25:50 okay real quick i'm gonna show you ready they went we went you went you went again we went they went they went again right we went right okay so you for the win i'm back i'm back i'm back for the win well bogey he did it we love it will easy yes will he will easy incredible oh man i love this guy so much it's kind of weird with three people for the snake traps i i get what you're thank you yeah i fucking love this guy so much okay so here we go i finally like that was i've lost so much money betting on him and i find i'm even i mean for life he tried very hard to lose this yes sep sep tried even harder oh he's crying yeah of course dude first win fucking love this guy all right all right here we go uh late night drunk text your ex is our third one very bad idea
Starting point is 01:26:45 very bad idea good call and we're gonna follow it up with drinking as well and the very late night shot shot round for the for the team yeah we had that too yeah that's a good one that's a really good one oh and then billy just texted the group chat billy just texted his pick to the group chat live so do we take billy wait no i meant to text that to jake yeah no shit uh we so to be fair billy we had we had some similar ones as yeah as you had well let's just say it because then he can't say yeah so i thought about doing not pulling out or but we won't do doing like just the tip let's not have sex let's just you just put the tip and see how it feels billy um okay uh pft what do we want our last one to be um there's i think i think actually the g3
Starting point is 01:27:38 one is pretty good yeah yeah let's go with that all right godfather three really bad idea bad idea shouldn't have done it the the perfect two movies probably one of the only times that the the second is better than the first and then they're like let's fucking roll the dice and go again yeah number three they're gonna do that with top gun too terrible like sure of it but yeah godfather three awful movies so much so that people just don't acknowledge that it exists we just don't yeah and people don't watch it sometimes i wonder like would godfather three be that bad if godfather's one and two were just like mid yeah but they were they got they got better yeah godfather two got better than one and one was already in a masterpiece so yeah i would love to watch a documentary about
Starting point is 01:28:21 godfather three at what point did they realize as they're filming it like hey this is gonna suck yeah but we have to put it out yes yes okay uh next up you guys finish this off finish off speaking of finishing us off yeah pull out pull out don't pull out we can still pick that right yeah of course i mean we kind of just you like it kind of took it up do you like it really took the wind out of yourselves what do you got got anything else i have a decent one wait let me see it i'm so happy for wheels out no no no yeah not pulling out not pulling out wow i didn't see that coming so wait you're saying that pulling out is a good strategy it's just if you execute it improperly yes okay okay got it so wait yeah hold on is it
Starting point is 01:29:13 pulling out too late or no he's saying general he's saying not pulling out when you were supposed to pull out you you're against cream pies was that the sound it makes the deviate in sepilly football anti cream pie put it on put on a quote card i think we have a shot here oh yeah that was a good mount rushmore feel good about this one i think that i think that um team team back girl the wuhan was that one's gonna people are gonna be very excited to vote for that one that's a good one really hurt everyone we also had prohibition imagine that like who who the fuck thought prohibition was a good idea they just said okay nobody's allowed to drink any more cold turkey yeah um i i also had uh uh investing in beanie babies
Starting point is 01:30:01 that was a really bad idea yeah there's a documentary that i watched where it's just so funny all the people who like like my my entire life savings is in beanie babies but an all-time funny meme where they're in court yes and they're divvying up the beanie babies as part of the divorce i had everything that sandler does and uncut gyms yep it's just like why are you doing this the entire movie yeah uh i made a lot of good ideas too betting i'm actually gonna say like that was actually he did win that parlay at the end this is how i was correct um i a hyper specific one for our good friend tom segura trying to dunk when you're overweight uh in in your 40s that's pretty bad idea just in general woodstock 99 was a bad idea yeah yeah anything that you do
Starting point is 01:30:45 after you say the words watch this is generally a bad idea yep i had i had also strip club before nine p.m the guy was just like let's go to strip club really early that's just a bad idea yeah you can also make the case for like the the same person who's like let's let's go to the let's drive to a casino before like seven p.m not when you're in vegas because that's just you go there yeah you go there to gamble but like being like yeah let's just go to the casino uh okay any others i really wanted to say drafting jaylen rager but i thought that may have been specific to myself i thought about that too and i was like that's too philly centric but i think he's he's the current one where you're like you can name all the players that were drafted right passing on
Starting point is 01:31:26 patrick mohomes yeah we thought about doing that specific to you yeah that would have hurt although kind of kind of vindicated with the dishawn watson part true yeah like listen uh ryan pasty and like hey mr miski got a old beat up car like he's a good guy turned out to be right that part turned out to be right uh eating greasy food before part of my take yeah what do you mean by greasy jake or anything that could upset your stomach yep what about saying a slur on a pll broadcast that was a bad idea but you yeah but luckily they caught it out they put the hit the thumb button yeah um anything else about maybe going to a small liberal arts college instead of going to ruckers and playing quarterback yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah dude billy you would have been so awesome at ruckers yeah you
Starting point is 01:32:15 would have you would have ran that campus but no it's actually it's a good thing but it was a good thing because you're using your degree for this it was also kind of good because i like like went to the college in the middle of the woods and i sort of was like you became a woodsman yeah i was hidden they don't have any it we they don't have any other ones like that wait where were we on grit week the most camouflage ever in boulder allow me to disappear for a while yeah yeah that's true um yeah if you were at ruckers it would have you would have been on the radar a lot more that's a fact yeah uh it would have been nice to go to your games though dressed up as like your parents wearing carnations on senior night that would have been great the big pins yeah he stole that
Starting point is 01:32:55 from us Billy that's okay true it's all right uh okay uh that's the show let's do numbers shout out willy z he fucking did it he finally did it give me 33 i'll go with uh what it was willy z's final score can someone find that 16 under right well they were no for today's round oh today's you shot a 66 he shot a 66 i'll go 66 26 four for memes 69 three for memes 56 58 58 love you guys dented too it's the i think the first ever dented ball can i do a quick recap i had a who's back i was really excited about we haven't done that part of the show oh we haven't yet okay i'm really sorry guys back billy coming coming in over prepared 40 minutes late i'm really sorry guys i love you guys
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Starting point is 01:35:15 i'll be coming for you anyway you shine away i'll be coming for you anyway take on me take on me take on me take on me take on me take on me
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