Pardon My Take - Paddy The Baddy, DK Metcalf, CFB Talk & The Coach K Retirement Tour Begins

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

Coach K retirement tour begins and we're already sentimental(00:02:20-00:10:11). MNF recap, the refs sucked but teh Bears may be back(00:10:11-00:18:20). College Football talk and everyone sneaky kind of sucks besides Georgia(00:18:20-00:28:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the Jokic Brothers ad Jay Williams(00:28:17-00:47:37). UFC Fight Paddy The Baddy joins the show to talk about his rise, Liverpool, UFC, and tons more(00:47:37-01:11:04). DK Metcalf joins the show to talk about getting tripled covered, taunting fines, letting down his fantasy owners and his ongoing beef with PFT(01:11:04-01:35:10). We finish with guys on chicks(01:35:10-01:53:03).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Just cry. Coach K's farewell tour begins. How'd we get here? Wait, aren't we gonna do the Coach K dance? What's the song that you played when you came out? Get on your feet, was that the, no that's Parks and Rec. I feel like it was the Mayor Pete song. Every time we touch.

Every time we touch. But I just thought this was, I think that the opposing teams are gonna really be the ones that lose out on Coach K, coaching them in the locker room after a loss. Yeah. I'll tell you what, I think that if we all bond together as fans, we can convince Coach K to come back

after this year's over. I agree. What do you think the best gift they're gonna give Coach K? I'm so sad right now. It all begins tonight, where it all began in Madison Square Garden. The beginning of the end.

Is that where his first game was? Do you think Coach K is gonna just stop dying his hair after he's done coaching? Yeah, that's what he becomes. Just like go white. He becomes like Johnny Knoxville. Yeah. Like he's out of the game now.

He doesn't have to lie anymore. He's fooled us all. Let's do a prediction of what the best gift will be for Coach K. Hank, UNC will give him what? Dean Smith's whistle. Frozen brain. Okay, nice, nice.

Two for one with Ted Williams. I think Arizona should give him one of Sean Miller's sweat through shirts. I like that. Are they playing Arizona? Maybe, maybe not. Who knows? Maybe in the tournament.

I think Duke should give Coach K back all those losses that he refused to take when he had a bit back injury. You love. And Pete Gaudette. Well, I mean, Coach K said himself, he was like, yeah, in retrospect, I should have taken those losses.

I wish someone could figure out a way for me to have them. So move on. When they play Army, they should give him a dishonorable discharge for dodging the draft. Yes, I hope that Duke is good this year. What are you shaking your head at, Hank? Look it up, it's just interesting to me that Coach K, he coached for Army.

We're doing this all year. His service time in the Vietnam War era was spent coaching basketball while he was in the Army. Here's my promise. It's just interesting. Here's my promise to you, AWLs and Henry Lockwood. There will not be a podcast or a show

that covers Coach K's farewell tour better than this one. Fact. There's one better. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Which one is that? Bumocracy? Oh, okay.

Thank you. All right. One day isn't Thursday. I think that they are biased because there's two Duke fans on that show. I'm not biased. No, I know. There's three Duke fans on this show.

What? Who's a Duke fan? You guys. Well, I'm a massive Coach K guy. I despise him. Yet here we are. I think Coach K. I think here we are talking about him right now.

I mean, he leads the sports world. Yeah. It's the beginning of the end. I just think it's important that we know that our heroes aren't perfect. And Coach K is one of my personal heroes. So I find it necessary to remind everybody about all the times that he's fucked up real big.

Getting to watch a Duke championship with you, big house, one of my life's greatest memories. I'll always cherish that. And I appreciate Coach K for that. I asked Jake if he would, because Jake's going to the game tonight. We're taping this in the afternoon. Jake's going to the game tonight.

Duke lost and Coach K cried. I asked him. He has a press credential. And then Jake cried. Yeah, and Jake cried. I asked him if he would please ask Coach K if he thought that the first half was officiated differently than the second half

in the 2015 national championship. He won't do it. I think we should do something for Coach K on this podcast. I agree. We should name something to do for every game. Yeah. Let's have a little segment.

Yeah, let's have like a flashback. Flashback moment for every game. I think that we should memorial, we should name. We remember when he saved our country's basketball program. I remember that. I think it was more like Kevin Durant, right? I think LeBron James kind of saved.

No, LeBron got a fucking bronze medal. He was on that team too, buddy. LeBron's, he's just buddied me. He's just buddied LeBron. We should name something in this studio after Coach K. Yeah, exactly. Why don't we name the toilet after Coach K? Perfect.

Perfect. We don't have a fucking toilet in the studio. We will get one. Billy will get one. All right, so yeah, college basketball is starting. We did our predictions on Sunday. I think we gave out a couple of futures. It is crazy that college basketball is starting.

It feels like, time just escapes me. Like I just woke up this morning. I was like, wait, there's 87 games to bet on? It's too early for college basketball. It really is. I love Thanksgiving. I love East Week. Thanksgiving's good.

This one, yeah. The early tournaments are good. The coaches tournament that they have out in Maui. The Maui Invitational is always great when you get to see, you know, guys that you've only seen wear suits for the entire lives, dress up in a Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, Maui this year, again. No Maui this year.

Oh, is it still again? Vegas. Oh, Vegas. Vegas is, that's continental Hawaii. That sucks because one of my favorite things to do is convince myself that the rims are super, super soft and the line makers haven't figured it out and bet all the overs in Hawaii

and then lose every single game. We got the Bahamas back, Atlantis. Okay. That's kind of nice. Were they playing a ballroom? Yes, that's great. Yeah, that's the best. These early tournaments are the best.

Oh, what ball are we using? Did they change the ball in college basketball too? I don't think so. Not that I know of. Yeah, those, I think the college basketball is choose your own ball. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Wilson, Iggy, Under Armour, yeah.

By the way, quick update on the ball change in the NBA. Now players are really starting to get mad because they're shooting poorly. Not Playoff P, by the way, who's shooting really well with this ball, but he's getting pre-ahead of making his excuse for the playoffs. The story's gotten too big now.

It's gotten too national. So now, I'm officially acknowledging, we're flipping the switch. We're betting overs in the NBA now. Oh, okay. Because too many people are getting, once NPR does a story about a trend in basketball, you can be sure that they're the last ones,

they're the latest ones at the party. So. That's the tipping point. It is the tipping point. Yes, I love it. Let's switch it. All right, so College Basketball starts. Coach K, farewell tour.

I'm very, very sad. I wish Hank would participate. He doesn't seem even remotely sad about this. But yeah, we'll get through it. We will get through it. I just can't believe we have to say goodbye. I think PFT is right. We should just try to convince Coach K to do one more year.

One more year. I think we, as a podcast, like you said, it is sad. It's the only time we're gonna have this opportunity to cherish and coach K. I think we should take a trip. I'm down. To Durham? Yeah.

Yeah, sure, yeah. Can we throw tomatoes at him? Let's go to Durham. Let's go down Tobacco Road. Maybe even do Coach K weak on part of my tip. Yeah, record. We can stay in Cheshavskyville. Oh my God.

Report in a tent. Yeah. KMS. I would actually, I'd low key love it. I love camping. Yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah. Billy's in.

I don't think, Jake, have you ever been camping? No. Yes. Oh, really? Summer camp, bro. Not my thing, yeah. Not your thing? The Frisbee Golf guy, Brody Smith.

Yeah, that's right. What's it called? Camp Laquaca. Laurel South. You stayed in a tent. Yes. Wow. Fuck yeah, you did.

Was it like a summer camp on a lake and you guys would do like camping excursions also? We went to Acadia National Park in Maine. It was like, it's the first place in the continent of the U.S. where the sun rises. Whoa. That's kind of cool. Like 5 a.m., yeah.

Were there platforms for the tents? No, I mean, just tents. On the ground. Billy, you can try to get him, but you're not gonna be able to get him. I don't think, actually, I don't think Billy's been camping as much as Jake. No, Billy just stands on logs.

Yeah, he lives in a barn every night's camping when you leave your door open. All right, so College basketball starts to talk money at football. I was there, Bear Steelers. I've never walked out of a game, out of a loss, happier because Justin Fields is the real deal. That's all I took away from that game.

And the refs suck. So the refs absolutely bowed the Bears repeatedly. It got to the point where I was becoming the guy on Twitter who's like, NFL rigged, done watching the NFL. I'm over it. It was absurd. Some of the off-sides calls that they had.

Off-sides, James Daniels cut block where he didn't even touch TJ Watt. Yeah, he missed his block. You can't call a coach on a missed block. It was bad. And then the Cassius Marsh play at the end of the game. I'm very glad that we're talking again about Cassius Marsh as a podcast

because if you rewound back to like 2016 and did a word cloud of words that we used on part of my take, it would be like Harambe the biggest. And then Cassius Marsh, probably second biggest. That guy, he cracks me up. He's the funniest player in the NFL. He's not very good, but he stands out so much.

He looks like Cole Beasley if he was a Ninja Turtle. And I absolutely love it when he becomes part of the national dialogue in the NFL. And that was, the taunting rule is terrible. They're gonna have to fix it because it's like, it's when you, they called him, I think they called him for taunting because of the bump, even though the ref, was it Tony Quarenti?

Yeah, he backed it up. He was only backed that ass up, face down ass up on Cassius Marsh. But it was, they said that it was because he glared at the opposing bench. You have to be able to be able to do that in the NFL. Like that was a big time play, a big time sack. You have to be able to have emotion in that moment.

I get the throat slash or like standing over someone. He literally just stared at the bench. That's the most innocuous thing you can do on a football field. I'm pro glare. I just want for the record, I enjoy good glare. You shouldn't be penalized for glaring at somebody. Yes.

And Matt, so going to the game, Steelers fans awesome, Stooley's awesome. We were at the tailgate before it was great, like connecting with people. So we obviously don't really go to games anymore because we have to watch all the games on Sunday. And I think that most people around the country are definitely pro like sitting on the couch

and watching all the games. NFL is very much a TV sport. The one nice thing about going to a game, you don't really get as mad about refs because there's not replays over and over. So you don't have the time to stew on it. Like you do when you're sitting on your couch where you're just like,

I'm going to try to say this word, apoplectic on your couch. You're not like that when you're in the stands, when you're in the stadium because you don't see it over and over and over and it was refreshing. I didn't come out being like, I knew the refs fucked up,

but I didn't know to the extent. And it was kind of nice not knowing to the extent. And you don't have to listen to the guys on TV, the Lewis Reddix of the world, pausing and being like, I'm trying to think of a way to say this diplomatically, that was one of the worst calls that I've ever seen. Then they keep talking about it.

It gets you worked up on the couch if you're watching. So yeah, I can understand why I had a game. It's kind of, you see things happen in real time. It's real life. It's not like when you're watching at home and everything becomes a movie because it's on your TV. Right. Other notes from the stadium.

Awesome stadium. Renegade is illegal. That was just not fair. I knew something bad was going to happen after they did Renegade because it got so fucking loud in there and then it was the fumble right after that. Did they do double Renegade?

No, they just did one Renegade. That's when you know that shit's about to pop off of Pittsburgh. It was sick. Renegade was sick. Big Ben's boot, naked bootleg was hilarious. Deceptive speed, he's slower than he looks. Like I couldn't believe my eyes.

And then Justin Fields. I do think that this game was the perfect game for the Bears and that Matt Nagy, if the Bears find a way to win eight or nine games, Matt Nagy might keep his job. So a Bears loss where Justin Fields proves himself and also has a game winning drive, which obviously they didn't win the game,

is essentially like the perfect scripted night for me because he pushed the ball down the field. He made big throws. That touchdown pass to Darnell Mooney to take the lead late with like a minute 40 left was awesome. That's all I want. That's all I want. My only concern if I were you would be

that it was too close, that Matt Nagy didn't do anything to really, really fuck everything up. Undisciplined team. Didn't go for two. It was undisciplined. If he had gone for two, that would have been nice. Yeah.

But when they were down... Yeah, 14. Yeah. He should have gone for two. Got another math in that situation. 80 for that. Situational algebra. I don't think they should have.

You didn't hear the TV, but Lewis Riddick, when they tied the game, he said they should go for two here too. Yeah. I heard someone say that. That was some next level. I saw that getting through to me. Also, the other bonus is like it's seriously,

I've never been happier walking out of a loss because of the component of Matt Nagy having a loss. Justin Fields looking good. And if you want to go even further, you can say the Bears definitely would have won that game with Clio Mack. Because they probably would have. Because they weren't able to,

like their defense was gassed at the end. They weren't able to get that big stop, whether it be off sides or whatever. But so I can spin that entire game to be the perfect, perfect game. And people were like apologizing, not apologizing, being like sorry, big cat, like Bears lost.

I'm like, dude, I'm happy. That was awesome. Are you concerned at all that Justin Fields' eyes look like they're very far apart? No. Makes it harder to look away. I will monitor. I'd rather that than close.

Have you seen Queen Gambit yet? Yes. He kind of gives off that vibe. And I also think the visor amplifies it. Something with the refraction. I think that's good. I think his vision probably has a wider, like remember when Madden tried to do the cones?

Yeah, the vision cone. The vision cone's the worst iteration of Madden ever. It's like, wait, we don't actually want it to be as hard as playing quarterback in the NFL. He's like a praying mantis. He sees about 270 degrees. I think that's good. Yeah, that is good.

I think that's good. Just something to keep an eye on though. Yeah, no, I think that's good. And then yeah, I don't know. Did you guys think Justin Fields obviously I'm biased? But I thought he played great. I thought he looked good. My only thing with Justin Fields is like for a while

he looked like he was dead inside. It looked like the spirit of the Bears offense started to creep into him. And he needs a couple of plays in a game where he gets confidence. Because right now I feel like he goes out there and his base level is being dead inside. And then he needs to prove to himself

that hey, you're Justin Fields, you're not a standard Bears quarterback. It's also like the early parts of games when you're going up a TJ Watt or Miles Garrett, it's probably a little demoralizing to be like, we don't really have anyone who can block these guys. Credit to Matt Nagy for having the utmost confidence in Cairo Santos because that kick was never even close.

No, hit the crossbar. It was a doink. Yeah, it was so funny. Everyone was saying doink. It was very, very funny in person because it was all of like 15 yards short. Yeah, no, I think the announcers were on fire. It would have been good from 57.

But the problem was it was a 65 yard field goal. And where it landed, it landed in that one part of the end zone that is covered up by the crossbar. So Steve Levy was obviously watching that on his little monitor as opposed to watching it on the field. Do you think the announcers were especially bad because they knew that the viewing audience

had no other alternative with the Manning broadcast? Yeah, they're like, we can just fuck around here. They took their foot off the gas a little bit. Yeah, but yeah, I'm happy with how the Bears looked. Now that we have a bye weeks, don't have to watch them on Sunday. So it's even more of a bonus. I still think they'll probably hand the Lions

their first loss of the season on Thanksgiving Day. So that's when I will get really sad. You mean the Lions are gonna beat the Bears? The Lions are gonna beat the Bears, yes. I was thinking about that when they were talking about the upcoming schedule for the Bears. And I feel like we're, enough people are agreeing with that that we're starting to time the Lions win again.

I actually think the Lions might be alive this weekend against the Steelers. Mike Tomlin of a Monday Night Win as a 10 point favorite, Dan Campbell buried the... Buried the game film. Buried the game film. The printed out pictures of the All 22. Yeah.

All right, what else are we gonna talk about with some college football? So we're doing this pre-rankings, but I think we all know what the rankings are gonna be. It's gonna be Georgia one, Alabama two, Oregon three, Ohio State four. They're just gonna shift everyone up. The question is, does Michigan State fall to six or seven?

Does Cincinnati go to five? I don't know. This kind of put the rankings committee in a tough spot because they obviously hate Cincinnati. Correct. And Cincinnati stunk but happened to win their game. Michigan State was like the worst thing that happened. Cause now it's starting to force the hand of the committee

to acknowledge the fact that Cincinnati has not lost a game yet. Yes. So they're kind of going up against themselves. But I think that's gonna be the top four. I'm also, I think I've put the kiss of death on like six teams this year. He did Texas.

Texas hasn't won since. Notre Dame, lost since. Michigan. Michigan. I don't wanna say that Georgia's gonna lose this weekend. But I do think that Tennessee's offense is something that they haven't seen yet. Yeah, Hinden Hooker's good.

Hinden Hooker's awesome. He's very efficient. They spread out the field. I don't think their defense can hang. No. Absolutely not. It's crazy though, this is one of those years in college football where Georgia's the best team

far, far and away. I think I saw a stat that they're giving up non-garbage time like six points a game. It's crazy. Everyone else kind of sucks. And every week we're trying to figure out who the second best or the third best team. But you saw Alabama struggle with LSU.

You saw Ohio State struggle with Nebraska. You saw Cincinnati struggle with Tulsa, Michigan State lose. If you wanna go just from week 10 results, Michigan should be the number two team in the country because they actually handled their business against Indiana and Indiana never was in that game. Nobody's talking about Purdue either.

Purdue is just, they're sons of bitches. They really are. They're fucking assholes. It's actually though, if you're a Purdue fan, I'ma say something nice about Purdue, if you know that you're never gonna be in the college football playoff, so this is almost the perfect season

that you can just keep fucking big game hunting, taking down the big dogs. And you're like, that's a, they rush to the field twice this season, right? Although they won in Iowa, sorry. That's all you need at Purdue is to have one of those wins each season that everybody is like, those dickheads,

those complete fucking assholes at Purdue ruin somebody else's season. That's all you need as a coach to survive there for a long time. And I love them. I love them in that role. I'm looking at the standings right now. Oklahoma, where are they gonna end up?

Because the committee hates Oklahoma. Yeah, so I think, they hate them for good reason. They have not won anything. They've beat, their best win is against Kansas State, who's five and three, maybe six and three now. I think it's going to be, the committee is hoping for, if they were rooting for anything, it's that the winner of Oklahoma, Oklahoma State,

wins the Big 12. So you have a one loss, Big 12 champion, and Oklahoma State's actually quietly put together a pretty nice resume here. I was gonna say they might actually jump Oklahoma. Well, the weird thing about Oklahoma State is they're just, they're completely opposite of every Mike Gundy team. Their offense isn't good, but their defense is playing great.

So it's weird to watch them. But yeah, they would be the hope that whoever wins Bedlam, then wins out, and then the committee can put them in with the Big 10 champ, with the SEC champ, and then either Alabama or whoever else of Oregon. And then you've got Wisconsin. Wisconsin, 52 to three over. It was disgusting what they did to my man, Greg Sciano.

They're, just take it easy on, Greg Sciano would never do something like that and just keep playing until the very end of the game, even though it's a blowout. Yeah, I mean, the problem with Wisconsin, they don't actually try to blow anyone out. They just, if the run works, they will blow you out. But I am ready fully, I said this to you guys a couple of days ago, I'm fully ready to get my hopes

all the way up of Wisconsin beating Ohio State in the Big 10 championship game. I do love Texas Tech's new coach. Did you hear what he said? For Baylor, yes. He said, yeah, he goes, I'm going to die in Lubbock. That sounds like a fucking Western movie right there. I'm gonna die in Lubbock, I'm ready to die,

I'm prepared to die, I want to die in Lubbock. To live and die in Lubbock. To live and die in Lubbock. That man is, I hope that he sticks around at Texas. I just love the full on Lubbock vibes coming out of this guy. Yes, yeah, Texas Tech might be back. Any other college football thoughts?

Again, I think it's a weird year that we're just trying to, we're poking holes in everyone and rightfully so, but it's okay to also just say Georgia's really, really good and then everyone else is just okay. I had a thought. In the top 10 I'm talking about.

I had a thought about Clemson and our boy Dabo down there. We spent a lot of time on this show talking about Trevor Lawrence, whether him not losing enough in high school and college did not prepare him for the NFL. Dabo, he hasn't really lost that much in his career. Is he just, is he a system coach? Where if things don't go well, everything's gonna continue to fall apart?

Or how does Dabo respond from going through his shitty season? I think he just puts it on his players when they lose. And then when they win, it's Dabo Ville. Or, no, Dabo, he's the kind of guy that'll put it on the entire system if his team loses. The NCAA. The NCAA, name, image, likeness.

That's what it's gonna be on. He can't coach in the NIL era. And I think he goes even one further and he goes like, culture of America. This generation, it's this generation doesn't wanna be coached. The internet. The internet has ruined college football for Dabo.

And that would be a perfect excuse for him because I'm pretty sure that Dabo has had the internet for like 20 years. We can always fall back on that. Social media is just something that coaches say whenever things aren't going their way on the field. You know, the total social media age is sometimes tough. It's crazy, but it actually plays to probably 30%

of most fan bases where you're like, these kids don't wanna be coached. You can just say that in 30% of the fan base be like, yeah, you know what? You're getting a raw deal with all these kids. Yeah, Dabo's like, pay no attention to every other school that's doing well this year. But you're hearing Clemson, these kids don't wanna

be coached by me for some reason. Free Dabo, hashtag free Dabo. Did Odell pick a team? Not yet, not as of right now. So 4PM is the 4PM. Maybe we'll break it with DK Metcalf. I think Odell is just too good for any team. I don't think that there's a quarterback talented enough

to play with Odell and we need to free him. And Odell Beckham shouldn't be on a team. He should just do pregame and halftime performances like Red Panda where he goes out there with a jugs machine and puts on a clinic of one-handed catches. And shout out to Dan Campbell who said that they're not gonna be pursuing Odell. I really wanted that to happen though.

Because it is a Disney storyline where Odell goes up to Detroit, they haven't won a game, he gets in the locker room, he's surly. Dan Campbell coaches him real hard. Kisses him on the lips. Kisses him, shows him love. He becomes the prince. They cry together.

They break through together and then Odell leads them to a Super Bowl. Unfortunately, it's not meant to be. All right, let's do Hot Seat Cool Throne then. If we have no other college football ability. Gators in trouble. Oh, Gators are in trouble. But they're gonna do.

Three touchdowns, lost by three touchdowns. And my guy got hurt dancing at the hotel room. Anthony Richardson. Oh, he did? Yeah, the night before the game, right? Oh no. He hurt his knee dancing. Well, better has been done.

Next year. They're doing their. They fired the DC. Yeah, no, he's gonna survive because he's just gonna clean house. Yeah, so. They have to win two out of three to make a bowl game. Who they have Samford and then Mizzou FSU.

I love this. Is this the week where like half of the SCC teams just beat the fuck out of someone? Probably. Out of nowhere. Like I think, I think Alabama's playing New Mexico State or something, which it's just always, it's always a funny, like they play this gauntlet

and then all of a sudden they all have this one game against no one in the middle of November. You all right, Jake? Yeah, I'm trying to get that answer. You have frustration. Yeah, yeah, I'm frustrated. There was a false report that Sam Pittman recently tore his bicep.

That was fake? Well, it was from his time at Georgia. So who reported it? Someone else reported it. Okay. What for you? So not me. That's what you're saying.

I just blogged about it, but now the story just came out that that's why he doesn't lift up his dog when he does his yes-serve videos anymore. It just came out. Just came out. So was that embarrassing for you? Embarrassing for the person who framed it as though it had just happened.

Now, is it a reading comprehension issue? No. Okay. But to be clear, it wasn't you that framed it as if it just happened. Right. It was Aaron Rodgers. They intentionally deceived you.

Exactly. Got it. Makes sense. Okay. All right, hot seat, cool throne. Before we get to hot seat, cool throne. Sling TV. Go to slingTV, sling.com slash barstools.

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Sign up now. Get your first month starting at $10. OK, Hot Seat Cool Throne, Hank. I have a couple. I'm going to save one, though. I won't say it, because I figure someone else will. Yeah, I think I'm going to say it. I don't want to be that guy, yeah.

I don't know what it is, but I get a feeling that we're working on the same wavelength right now. So I'll go with Jeffrey Bezos. Damn, that was going to be mine. Actually, yeah. All right. My hot seat is the Morris Brothers. Oh, Billy just crossed off one of his eight.

OK. One of the Morris Brothers. No, both of the Morris Brothers. Which one's the one on the heat? Marquis. Marquis. Marquis got hit yesterday. Marquis?

Marquis fucked around and found out. The game was over. Marquis is not even a real player on the heat. He's not even a rotational player. Game was over. Bench player, 11th man on the bench. He ran into Jokic. Basically, it cheap shot.

It looked like a cheap shot when you slow it down. Jokic enraged by the hit, just shoved him in the back. And then all the heat players, Tyler Harrow, like it's a very funny video if you slow it down and watch each individual player. Because Tyler Harrow, like, you see your teammate get pushed over, you're like, all right, I got to step up to this guy. He took one step towards Jokic and then was like,

I'm not going to do that. Jimmy Butler started chirping only once Jokic was getting kicked out. Then he started turning it up and screaming at him, telling him to come fight him after the fact. Right. And then a picture came out that was like, all the heat players were waiting for the nuggets

outside the tunnel. And there was like one security guard blocking like 40 players. But it made it seem like the heat wanted to smoke. But clearly, they didn't. No, culture. And then that brought forward the Jokic brothers who were infamous from, I'm sure people remember watching them in games last year, like his big ass Serbian brothers.

They made a Twitter account and started chirping at Marquise Morris. So I'm very happy that they're on Twitter now. And so their Twitter account is Jokic brothers. Jokic brothers. And they sign every tweet, Jokic brothers. So you know it's actually coming directly from them. So they tweeted at Marquise Morris.

Or sorry, I think they treated at Marquise Morris. That's all right. So that's all right. Marquise was on the heat. And then Marquise Morris was chirping Jokic on Twitter. Correct. And then they were yelling at Marquise Morris. So that's why the brothers.

So he tweeted at Marquise. They said, you should leave this the way it is instead of publicly threatening our brother. Your brother made a dirty play first. If you want to make a step further, be sure we will be waiting for you, Jokic brothers. They sign everything. Yeah.

Don't fuck with them. That's all I'm going to say is don't fuck with just. As a general rule of thumb, don't fuck with any family from the former Yugoslavia. It's great just because it's taken confirmed. Yeah, they're like if the Ryan twins were in the movie Taken. Yes.

Yes. They are. This is the next iteration of this league where we now have brothers involved. I love this. It's great. Also the Morris twins. I think there's always families.

Derek Rose's brother, Russell Westbrook's brother. There's always brothers kind of getting in the mix. Yeah. Yeah, but this is like fighting is yeah. This is like this is quickly escalating to a knife situation. One of these guys currently has a knife on them. Yes.

Whether it's Marquise Morris, Marquise Morris, or one of Jokic's big rowdy brothers. It was funny to watch the reaction that Jokic had because I've seen this. I've noticed from people that come from countries where they primarily play soccer, when you get into a fight with somebody, they have a tendency to fight without using their hands.

Yes, it's shoulders and kicks. Yeah, shoulders kicks, headbutts too. And so he kind of threw a big shoulder into his back. I think Marquise got hurt. He got like taken off on a stretcher or something, but I think he's OK now. But yeah, it was violent. It was very violent.

Our friend, Mike Ryan Ruiz, he pointed out that Jokic, his arms are always bleeding. Like there's like seven times a year where his upper arms just have like scratches and blood coming down him. That's just work in the paint. That's work in the paint. And I'm terrified of Jokic.

Forget his brothers who are probably more scary than he is. But Jokic might be the last person in the league that I would want to fight. Yes, agreed. So that viral picture, it's not security. It's actually the Heats GM, Andy Ellisburg. Oh, my God. Holding them back.

You're wearing his rain tire. Yeah, that's if they're not going to run through him. No, I heard him. That's true. That's a team that understands that it's not good to fight against that man. Yes. They get it.

And you saw it with Hero's reaction, where he took one step and then he was like, please, God, I hope that I hope the nuggets get to him first. I hope the ref step in between. So he circles around to the back of him. And then he takes like a swing. That's more like a pad on the back. And then he walks away.

He's like, OK, I did my job as a good teammate. I stuck up for my guy, but I do not want the smoke. Yes. All right, your cool thrown hank. A cool thrown is ugly sweaters, ugly Christmas sweaters. Why? They're on sale. We have part of my take ones.

I'm wearing it right now. We have a Castellanos one. Memes whipped up for that. Memes. Sell them really well. Memes said this was off air, so I don't know if I should be saying this on air. But he said if they sell a million dollars worth

of these sweaters, he's going to change his name to Nick Castellanos. Oh, OK. So there's a little sell. I think they're 25% off today. Yes. So if you want a Christmas sweater, make sure you order it.

And the next couple weeks, guarantee you get it for the Christmas season, holiday season. Christmas. Christmas. We're saying Christmas again. We're saying it again. We're saying Christmas again. Kwanzaa.

Yep. All the above. We took it back. Flag day. Veterans Day. Veterans Day. Shout out Coach K. Yep.

And Trista. That's it. OK. All right. Your hot seat cool throne, PFT. My hot seat is Jeff Bezos. Oh. Oh.

Yeah, he is Bezos. Out of nowhere. So he was out and about with his girlfriend. It's always hilarious to me when like a 50-year-old guy has a girlfriend, just in general. He's like, this is my girlfriend. Yeah, this is my girl. He was out on a date.

He was at some function. Leonardo DiCaprio was there. And they caught Jeff Bezos' girlfriend making some eyes at Leo, making some big time eyes. And then I think the main account here at Barstool Sports pointed it out. Jeff Bezos saw that tweet and replied to it with a picture of. Well, the tweets had Leo's Mr. Steeleo girl.

Yeah, Mr. Steeleo girl, which I think that. I don't think that's that bad if you get your girl stolen by Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah. And you could anything. He's an Apex Predator. Anything Leo DiCaprio does, you could caption it with that. Right.

And it plays. Top of the food chain. You could be like getting coffee and be like, uh-oh. Here comes Mr. Steeleo girl. Mr. Steeleo girl is getting coffee. So Bezos replied to it with a picture of him standing next to a sign that said like dangerous, steep drop off, fatal drop.

And he was like, hey Leo, come over here. Basically saying he was going to kill Leonardo DiCaprio. That's funny joke. Very funny joke. Definitely not mad at all. Nope. It's awesome to me that you can be the richest person in the entire world.

And you can still be insecure because your girlfriend's going to get fucked. Yeah, you're going to get owned online. There's nothing that you can do about it. I just hope I hope Leo takes his girl. I hope Leo wins a ticket onto Jeff Bezos' cock rocket, goes into outer space with Jeff on it, and then pulls a Titanic on his girlfriend and fucks her on it

and then throws him out into outer space. Love it. That's what I'm hoping for. Eat the rich. Yeah, that's actually taxing the rich. Fuck their girlfriends. OK, and then your cool throne. My cool throne is goes both ways.

Cool throne is just stuff that goes both ways. J. Williams put out a great video yesterday. He copied us. Just goes both ways. You can always win in the argument by just saying nonsense and then being like, goes both ways. So I actually saw this as a hot seat for us. What did he say in the video?

J. Williams, who goes both ways. He basically was like, why is Aaron Rodgers being crucified and no one's talking about Henry Ruggs? He's essentially, so the reason why I thought it was a hot seat, he's essentially just taking our content and repurposing it to make it his own and even dumber than when we said it. So I'm going to do an impression of what J. Williams said.

Watch the video one time. So I might get the verbiage incorrect, but this is basically what it was. I just think that it's interesting that a lot of people out there are asking questions and talking about Aaron Rodgers and what he's done. And meanwhile, you have another guy. Some people are talking about, not as many.

His name is Henry Ruggs. Just something to think about. J. out. J. out. And then today he tweeted, at this cancel culture rate, no one will survive. Crazy. Do you think he's mad that Henry Ruggs got canceled?

Is that what you're saying? Probably the answer. Yeah, nobody's just like, this is bullshit. They're coming after my man, Henry Ruggs. J is standing up for Portnoy. Yeah, I mean, it was basically verbatim of what we were mocking on Sunday. The people who were like, all this energy for Aaron Rodgers,

why isn't anyone saying anything about Henry Ruggs killing a person? Because that's felony and he should be in jail and we all are on the same page. I just think it was like, the way that he put it didn't even make sense. It was just like some people talking about this. Meanwhile, other people, not as much talking about that.

It's like, yeah, that's true. You got us, Jay. Goes both ways. Yep. All right. Also, big cat, I forgot to put this on my hot seat. Did you see Shailene Woodley just tear this guy new asshole? Oh, said it was Aaron Rodgers.

That's hot. Yeah. What was the? Someone made a post being like Aaron Rodgers is going. This is Aaron Rodgers going to get coffee and she took a screenshot of the post and was like, with seven different captions, dissected how it's not Aaron Rodgers. Oh, it's John Wick.

She's like, sorry to this man. Aaron Rodgers feet are way bigger. Nice car, but Aaron Rodgers would never drive this. The guy was going to get a coffee and ended up on Shailene Woodley's Instagram with a bajillion followers just getting roasted. That poor guy. Yeah.

Because it sounds like what she was saying is like, this guy's got a small cock and his car sucks. Yes. Yes. OK, I think she's ride or die. Aaron Rodgers should be in jail, though. My cool throne, so that was my hot seat. That was a combo hot seat.

That was a crossover. That was like a passing the baton hot seat. My cool throne is, I don't know. We should do it for Monday reading, although we got to figure out how to do it correctly. But cheating on your wife is on the cool throne, because Dan Orlovsky wrote a blog. Yeah.

We'll have to fit. I love this blog. It's called Four Ways to Avoid Temptation. Right now, it's the fifth way to avoid temptation of roasting this blog, so we're not going to do that. Dan's a very nice guy. He is a good person. Very nice guy.

You know what? I mean this in a good way, not how the kids are. Dan's goofy. He didn't get moved. He's cheating on his wife in the blog. No, he showed you how to not, which also made me think, like, wait, have you? Or are you going to?

Because anyone who's like, hey, here's how you don't cheat on your wife, it's like, wait. Why'd you bring that up? Can we read it? One thing I've been wondering frequently is, like, how do you leave your house and not sleep with a woman that's not your wife? Well, I'll give you one tip.

And maybe you don't want, maybe we'll. Let's read it. All right, yeah, still a dramatic reading of it. I think, fuck it. And we do want to preface this by saying we have no. No, I like Dan. I don't hate Dan. I like Dan a lot.

I just, somebody tagged me in it yesterday morning on Twitter. It was, hey, PFT commenter, just figured that you might want to read this blog about how to not jack off in a hotel room. Oh, man. Well, let's read it on Friday. Let's read it on Friday, because we got to do a real dramatic reading. We got to give it full time.

So how about everybody out there, do your homework? Yeah. Your signed reading is to read the Dan Olavsky blog. I actually almost want to have him on to read it to us and just be like, Dan, what's, what, you know. Can we just read number three? Yeah, number three. We'll just give a little taste.

I'll just read one sentence. Read the full focus. Read the whole paragraph. When I'm traveling, I'm usually on the road with a group of people. Even in the studio, there are lots of people around. So I'll often go out with a group to enjoy dinner, rather than be alone.

We'll tour a stadium or finish more preparation for work. And when I say I'm with a group, I mean group. John Kittner taught me to never be one-on-one with a female. The Mike Pence rule. Yeah, because who knows? You might just fuck. Yeah. If it ain't mother, I don't want it.

Every time, do this exercise. Try to be in a room alone with a female and just look at her and be like, wait, we have to fuck now, because we're alone. No, that's how humans work. Yeah, right. It's a natural drive towards procreation. Let's. All right, so we'll save it for Friday.

I do really like. I do think Dan is a nice guy, and he means well. But it was just out of nowhere. It was, again, if all of a sudden you just start walking around and being like, you know how I don't cheat on my wife, everyone would be like, what are you talking about, dude? Where's this coming from? So yeah.

Yeah. Fifth way to avoid temptation. We're going to save this for Friday. I think we should start getting into the blog game of just like writing down tips on how to avoid jacking off in various scenarios, because it wasn't just not sleeping with your wife. It's also when I'm alone in a hotel room, there's so much temptation for me to turn on my Wi-Fi and just go to town on myself, run out the back

of my own end zone. Do you know what we're going to do? We're going to do fantasy, Dan Orlowski's fantasy fuck boys. All right. All right. Jake, you're a hot seat, cool throne. Hot Seas Eli Manning, when he gave out the double bird, it was revealed he got three FCC complaints that came back, including one guy or woman,

don't know who, a viewer from Tumwater, Washington, said he should be banned from the airwaves. Tumwater? Tumwater, that means cum belly. Yeah. Tumwater? Yeah. That's so he's got to be more aware, I guess, on the next Manning cast.

OK. I like that. I like how Eli's turned into the wild card. Oh, yeah. Peyton Manning's gone corporate on us. Eli's the one that he'll say or do anything. Fair. My cool throne, Steph Curry.

Last year, you reminded us to respect Steph Curry. Yep. He dropped a 50 burger last night. Tenesis, NBA season high. Just a reminder, he's really good. Also, did I see a stat that he was the oldest guy to ever drop a 50 burger? Let me check. I might have.

I think so. I think you, I think I saw a stat. I think oldest to score 50 and tenesis. Yeah, because I was just saying MJ definitely was older. And he's 33, right? Yeah, he's older than you think. Breaking news, Steph Curry's still good. Yeah, but Steph Curry doesn't feel like 32.

Oldest player with 50 and tenesis. Tenesis, yeah, I was going to say. There's definitely been older. Yeah, so respect Steph Curry. Billy, how are his shoes? Does his shoes still suck? Are they goofy? I think he's got goofy shoes.

I can look into it. OK, thank you. OK, we ran through a lot of my hot seats. I knew that was going to happen. That's why I had the long list. You're hell prepared. Hell prepared. My hot seat is an elf on a shelf.

Oh. A judge in Georgia has issued a decree to make the elf on the shelf illegal in his county. Why is that? Because he thinks there was half the internet, didn't think it was a joke, and thought that the elf on the shelf should be banned because it's perpetuating state surveillance on children.

And then the other were like, exactly, then the other half were like, hey, elf on the shelf is really annoying, and I don't have to move this elf every night for my kids. And my kids start crying if I don't move the elf. Got it. I mean, but is Santa really that different the lie that we all tell kids about Santa? It's the biggest conspiracy in the entire world

that adults actually get together and we're like, hey, we're going to tell our kids that there's this old dude that lives out of state that watches every single thing you do, so don't fuck around. I always thought though, Santa is more believable than the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny's like, hey, we got them to buy Santa. Let's fucking see how far we can take this.

Yeah, Easter Bunny was a huge check. Dropping like poop, egg, chocolate poops. Rabbits don't lay eggs. Yeah, right. People forget that. Oh yeah, live birth. Live birth. That's true.

Cute little bunnies. And my cool throne is, pardon my take, historians. Soon, pardon my take. 500th episode. NFTs will be released. There'll be four NFTs in the 2016 collection that will be available for auction soon. Just so that everyone understands,

this is one of those projects which Billy has done a really good job being very proactive. I think PFT and I have both just like yes-ed it without ever looking at it, but I think it's going to be good. But I know that I've been, there's been multiple times where Billy's like, hey, is this cool? And I'm just like, yeah, whatever. It's an official pardon my take NFT.

It is. It's been approved by us. But at the same time, we want to maintain enough distance from it so that if Billy accidentally screws it up, which I don't think you're going to. No, I think he's not. I think you've done your due diligence. But if it does go poorly.

There's a layer. I want to be able to be like, yeah, technically it was ours. But I don't know. That stuff doesn't come across like that. So just so you know, this is unfortunate for you, Billy, because if it's a success, we're taking credit. And if it's a failure, you're getting the blame. That is 100% fine.

There's a bunch of overlap between people of NFTs and people of pardon my take. So for those four people who end up with the NFTs, they will probably be very happy. OK, great. I think how many NFTs are there? Four. Only selling four of them.

Four. Why don't we add something in, sweeten the pot a little bit to the people that do buy an NFT so they get to do some sort of experience, some sort of pardon my take thing. Maybe they get to write a fantasy fuck lads or something like that. Sure.

Or contribute. OK. We'll talk about it. We'll figure that out. Send the works. Come out soon. So stay posted. Love the initiative, all Billy, unless it's a success.

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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest. Our newest, I guess we'll say colleague because we've signed a deal. He works with Barstool Sports. He is UFC fighter Patty the Batty. Patty, great to have you on. I fucking love the accent. You have kind of taken everything by storm.

It's great that you're a part of Barstool Sports as well. Let's start though with the question I think everyone's wondering, the hair. Well, I'm back home, back on Liverpool. Everyone calls this hair a cat wig. The cat wig? Cat wig. Cat wig?

Yeah. I like the cat wig. Yeah, what does cat wig mean? In Liverpool, cat's a drug and a lot of people, you used to go out and sniff cats, used to go over there and have big, long hair like this. Got it. In Liverpool, it gets called a cat wig.

Like cat, a mean. Yeah. Okay, you're stuck in the cable. Yeah, in Liverpool, it gets called a cat wig. The cat wig. So, but I, the reason why I love it is, it's got to feel extra bad. No pun intended there when you get your ass kicked

by a guy with your hair. With a guy that looks like Bob. Yeah, right, right, right. Exactly, handsome brother. So when that looks like Hanson, like Owen Wilson. So is that on purpose, like, I'm gonna have my hair look so bad that when I kick the shit out of someone,

they feel even worse? No, it's not. You know, it's just, years ago I used to have a skinnet and that was like a three in a two. So, be shaved. And you can easily get a picture up on the internet of me there, like my first few pro fights, and me amateur fights, I've got a sure back and sad,

but now that I just look back at them pictures and like look and think, fuck me, you had a big fud. Yeah. Like my fud's about that big, fucking, I've got an M head. So it's like, nah, the air's better. My mrs won't let me cut my hair cut now.

Really? Yeah, the mrs is like, no, you're not cut on that. Okay, I like the hair. I think it gives it a distinctive look. Have you thought about having, like, actually in the front, using the bowl in the front to clip it across? No, fuck that.

I don't even go to a barber's lot. People go, oh, where's it? I go to a hairdresser's. Oh, okay. And go to a barber's. I have to get the layers put in this lot. The hairdresser's. You have to tell me what the Rachel.

Yeah. Layers, lad. I fucking love it. I need the layers. So how's the last, like, it feels like you've kind of blown up the last six months a year. Has it been crazy? I mean, you obviously have still a ways to go

in your career as a fighter, but people are starting to notice you a lot more. Yeah, it's a twin bananas since me UFC debut. You know what I mean? The UFC is a whole different kettle of fish. I've fought on the cage where I used to since I was 18, and it's the biggest promotion in Europe. It's a massive promotion,

but the UFC is just that next level. You know what I mean? It's just the whole, as I say, it's a whole different ball game, lad. There's so many more eyes on you. And I always said I've got, if you go back and find interviews and podcasts to me from before I fought in the UFC,

I've always said I'll have one fight, I'll have one interview, and everyone will know the body. And it's kind of true. It happened, lad. Yeah. I saw it coming, lad, and I know it's gonna continue that way.

You gotta keep winning. I'm gonna keep winning, lad. Okay, fuck yeah. It's that simple, lad. Oh, that's the easy part. Yeah, that's the easy bit, keep winning, lad. I'd say you being an electric personality is probably the easy part because you are.

Yeah, it is, that's just me, you know what I mean? You've got wankers like Colby were fighting the weekend, they put a big fucking persona on, lad. You know what I mean? Easy tool. Yeah. Did you know what you're gonna say in your post-fight interviews?

Every time it comes to me, it just comes off the tongue, lad. You just go for it. There's no feeling like when you've just knocked a man out and you're going sick. Like, I didn't plan on screaming Chris Williams boxing. You know what I mean? That just come out of me mouth. And then everyone that I said just come out

and couldn't help it, you know what I mean? When you said that warm-up. Yeah, Billy just nodded his head. He was like, yeah, there is no feeling like knocking a man out. He's a fighter, too. Billy's a fighter. Hank's also a fighter, yeah. Is that that rough and ready?

Yeah, yeah. He was telling me about it before, like, that's a belter. I need to know that. There's a special guest referee, like, one day, you know. Why don't you just fight and knock someone out? Knock everybody out. That's fucking hard to ask. Can't be doing that.

Maybe you fight like 10 people in a row and knock them all out. Like, Patty and the Batty takes all comforts. I'm glad if you just want me to, I will do it. OK, all right, that was an easy sell. That was what me too. I will do it. He's like a great guy. I'm an employee now, lad.

I'm an employee. Just tell me what to do, lad. What about fighting Billy? If he wants to. OK, he does. He said that before. He's like, I'd like to fight Patty the Batty. He said he outweighs you so he can beat you up.

That's how Billy judges that. I don't think many people outweigh me at the minute. Like, I'm a little bit chubby. Patty the Batty. Patty the Fatty. Yeah. How much extra weight have you put on since? Like, what's your fighting weight?

155. And now, what are you? When I got on the plane to come here to USA today, I was 190. Oh, wow. Wow, yeah. That is significant. That's Fat Man's scoop. I was the finest, you know what I mean?

How long is it going to take you to drop Well, that's what I mean. I've been staying in my manager's in San Diego, lad, and his wife has been cooking me healthy meals. I've been saying that I've lost about 10 pounds already. OK. It's just the first couple of pounds comes off me that easy because I'm a fat bastard, lad.

I love chocolate and desserts and cherry coke. Oh, cherry coke is the best. So when you're not training, it's like, when I'm not staying, I'm just a big fuck, aren't I? Like Ricky Hatton? Yeah. Yeah. I need to suave it for like, I'm going to suave it

the next few fights because next year, someone's getting muftied in March. Then I'll probably go on a nice little holiday. What was that word you just said? Someone's getting what? Muftied. Muftied? Muftied.

Muftied. M-U-F-T-I-E-D. Muftied. Muftied. Someone's getting muftied. Someone's getting muftied. What does that mean? Fucked up.

OK. Someone's getting muftied in March. Let's get muftied this weekend. Yeah, and then I'm going to kind of have a little holiday with the Mrs. probably, and then I'll just shoot what the people are going to get their head smashed in before the years out. When you were growing up, did you know

that you wanted to be a fighter? Were you like, I want to play soccer. I want to play football. Everyone from Liverpool wants to be a football player. Soccer for you is everyone. Everyone wanted to be Steven Gerrard. Yeah. Oh, legend.

When did you? Steven Gerrard, man. Everyone wanted to be Steven Gerrard. When did you realize that you were better at just kicking the shit out of people? Well, I realized I was shit of football when I was like 11. So I stopped playing that anyway, and just started being a little shit by eyes going round

through and stones at windows. And then I just started going to gym when I was 15, and it was mad I just started doing it. And when it comes to Jiu-Jitsu and grappling, I was like a natal. Yeah. I mean, I just took to it straight away, and I had to get used to the striking a bit or a lot more.

But as soon as I had a fight, well, I'd done a tournament and won that, and then as soon as I had a fight, there was no feeling like it. The only fear, I haven't had a child, but the only feeling I can describe, which is like getting your hand raised inside the cage is having a kid. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, these two guys did actually fight, and they obviously were out of these. Well better than sex. Yeah, they're not, obviously it's not UFC, but they both described it as like the best night ever. It is. There's no feeling like it is there. When your hand gets raised, you're like, ah.

There's no feeling like it, lad. You're warm-moving. I was probably more aggressive after I won me last fight than I was in the fight, you know what I mean? Just fucking screaming, going all tense, lad. I couldn't, ah, lad. I always say it, there's no feeling like it. It's the best feeling in the world.

How do you, so you're a huge Liverpool fan. Liverpool Chelsea is going to be great with troops. Arsenal. Arsenal, sorry. Chelsea is top of the league at the minute. Yeah, yeah, is the top of the league, yeah. He's got some expressions who we also hired. He's, no, he's taught in them.

Yeah, he's taught in them. So we're getting everything with him. So he's living a life of misery, that's what he's doing. But Liverpool's like, this has been a recent, like you guys were kind of the team that was always good, but never great, but recently you guys have been great. Has it helped your, We won the first league for 30 years, a couple of years ago.

Yeah, right. So has it helped your like day-to-day confidence? With your chest puffed out a little bit more, now that your soccer club is actually good? It's great just being able to walk around saying, we are the best team in the world, what? Yeah, well, you could do that anyway, because no one would find you anyway.

I don't think you needed Liverpool. But now that you can just, we are like at the minute, the best team in the world. And it's fucking great to watch, lad. And we've got the best player in the world at the minute, Mohamed Salah. Have the, he's awesome. Do the Hooligans ever recruit you and they're like,

hey, Patty, come out with us. This is the night about Hooligans. That doesn't happen no more, you know. There's no Hooliganism. You think of Green Street, aren't you? No, not necessarily Green Street. I have seen Hooliganism. No, you've seen fights in that, but nowadays,

lad, there's that much money involved. It's like the NFL here, there's that much money involved in like soccer back home. Anything like that, lad. People just get jail. Yeah. Like if you have a fight out of football match, now you're getting a minimum five years. So no one's bringing the darts into the stadiums

and you throw those. No, not like that. None of that shit, lad. I just like the name Hooligans though. You have to agree, Hooligan is a belter of name. Years ago in like the eighties and that, firms used to meet up with each other and have proper fights. Yeah, yeah. They did like Liverpool fans that meet like,

say United fans and need have a proper fight on a field. You know what I mean? But nowadays you can't get away with it. So no one does it. Is, is Klopp just like a God in Liverpool? Klopp is the only person I think of I bump into, I'll be starstruck. Really? Not, what about like, John Lennon?

Yeah, John Lennon would actually fuck you up, would it? He's dead though. But that's what I'm saying, he would fuck you up. That's, that's on a different scale. Right, he's right, he's right. He's right, all right. John Lennon would definitely be, I would be the most shocked if I saw John Lennon.

If we're going off alive people, the only person I'd really say is he think I'd be starstruck with would be Jürgen Klopp. Really? I'd be like, he's so awesome to watch on the sideline. He's like the Messiah, he's on the T-shirt, lad. Oh yeah, there he is.

I just love the way he, he's the Messiah, like runs up and down and just so, he's the boy. Every fucking, he lives and dies at every moment. He does, and he does it on a budget, where other managers now have just got a blank checkbook he can buy who he wants. We have to sell to buy.

Well, you guys have a lot of money too. But because the owners own the Boston Red Sox, don't they? Yeah, the racing. They have the same sort of style, don't they, where they won't buy anyone unless they sell people first. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess there are a few teams out there that it's literally like actually unlimited money.

Yeah, it is. Like, have you seen the new owner of Newcastle? Newcastle, yeah. Oh! Why didn't he buy us? Yeah. When do they start spending that money? Newcastle, like crazy.

They haven't got any money yet. They haven't got a check yet, have they? No, because they can't. It's time to pay a window, it doesn't open until January. Yeah. So they can't buy anyone, yeah. Where do you...

I read something saying that Newcastle he bought them for 300 million, and in 24 hours he'd got that back in interest. That's how much money that fell out of. Jesus. Why would you not own every sports team? Exactly, why would you own a baseball team, an NFL team?

Yeah. Fuck, and you don't own a NASCAR team, an F1 fucking team, have you had that much money? Are you an F1 fan? Nah. Oh, we're big F1 fans. I want to go to Silverston,

like Silverston's meant to be brilliant, it's meant to be a boss little weekend. Yeah. But one of me, like, sporting heroes is a form an F1 driver, but none of them are about now. Yeah. The last five seconds, I don't think I got...

Can you repeat that? I don't think I got any of that. One of his buddies? No, one of me, like, sporting heroes... Sporting heroes, okay, I got it. ...is an F1 driver, Senna. Who? Senna, okay.

Yeah, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you a rugby fan? No. Are you... Is it coming home? You think rugby fans? No.

It's not coming home? No, it's never coming home. It almost came home? No, it's never coming home. Oh, you're down on the English national team, why? I don't like them. Why? Because they hate Scousers.

They hate people from Liverpool, and we can't week out, they sing about people from Liverpool, Badly. Explain that. Explain the dynamic of Liverpool versus the rest of England. Are you guys looked down upon? I think we are, yeah.

We say Scousers not English, and the rest of the country don't like that. You know what I mean? They're like, do you want us to be with them when it comes to stuff like that? Or no, no, what do you mean Scousers not English? But then when we say Scousers not English, they're like, what do you mean, what do you mean?

But then when it's the other way round, and you want nothing to do with us, and they're laughing at us, it's alright. You know what I mean? Got it. I have seen videos of at a national tournament, England fan singers, England fan singers, we all hate Scousers,

we all hate Scousers. And they're talking directly about Liverpool fans, yeah, basically. Liverpool lanes. Yeah. So what's the word, Scousers? Like even on this top, yeah, Scousers? Scousers, yeah.

And that, yeah, it says, if they don't want to, if they don't want to sing the Queen's anthem, then I don't want them to. You know what I mean? I won't tell them to sing the Queen's anthem. And we don't. You don't? No.

Why would I sing God Save the Queen, lad? Interesting. I don't know, we don't know any of this. Yeah, we're Prince Philip fans, but not the Queen. Yeah, Prince Philip's funny. Well, he was a huge fan of this show. Huge fan of this. She would call in all the time, guys on chicks.

Yeah, I've seen, I've read some stuff about him, what is hilarious, lad. But he's just laughing your head off like, how did he say that? Did he really say that? He's just like a blooper, really, lad. Well, he's dead now, yeah. Yeah, he's dead now, yeah.

If he was here, would you be surprised? Would you be starstruck? No, I wouldn't be surprised if I saw it. I would be surprised. If I seen the Queen and she was the way you're sitting now, I wouldn't even ask her for a picture. That's actually, it's not too dissimilar than Troop, Troop says the only one he fucks with is

the Queen mom who's now passed. He's like her. Well, I don't like any of the Royal Family. None of them. Can you explain the Royal Family to Americans? Because when I think of them, they're just like Mad Lads. It's proper mad because they just,

they get paid for who they are. Yeah, right, to just exist. To just exist. Like these are the people that we give all our money to and all our attention to. We pay loads of taxes and like, yeah, let's get it, house fixed up. It's like a built-in reality show for the country.

It's something that everybody can talk about down at the coffee shop. They're like, oh, do you see what Kate's wearing today? Wow, your pizzazz got big, that sort of thing. Yeah, like, lad, the tabloids by ours are a joke. The news in the UK is an absolute joke. Yeah, are you ever in them? No, don't think so.

Fuckin' hope not anyway, fuck them. Yeah, it might be good publicity though. Like if you're trying to sell it, try to sell the fight. If they say any publicity, it's good publicity as they say, like, but nah, I hate the tabloids. There's one newspaper I hate more than any as well. The Sun, Audible Dirty Rongans.

The worst newspaper going. Really? The Sun, that's the one. The Sun, pieces of shit. Why? They just... After the Hillsborough disaster, they said that it was the Liverpool fans fault.

So for people who don't know, there was actually a 30 for 30 on it, but it was, like, 91 people. 96, but it's now 97. Someone who had injuries from the event has now died. Oh, wow. So it's now 97. 97 people died at a Liverpool game

when basically, like, the gates... The gates got opened. ...opened and, like, there was a crush of people. But it was the police. It got literally trampled to death. The police did, they didn't... The stadium wasn't... Or it was a Sheffield Wednesday?

Yeah, the stadium was too small to do this game. Right. It was a semi-final. The stadium was too small. They'd done it to the police chief day. Also, it was his first ever time doing something at this ground, so he didn't know what he was doing. So he just said, open all them gates.

Loads of people have went in, and obviously, what happened happened. But the Sun newspaper brought newspapers out saying that Liverpool fans were pissing on their own fans that were on the floor dead. They were robbing their pockets. It was all our faults. And the whole country went with it.

The whole country went with it and labelled us all, stuff like that. I don't mean... And that's another reason why we say Scouts not English. Yeah, I didn't realise there was this divide. That's interesting, though. Chip on your shoulder kind of thing. Yeah, not even Chip on your shoulder.

Just fuck the rest of them not. I like that. That is a Chip on your shoulder. Yeah. It's like the definition of a Chip on your shoulder. I like the Scousers. Yeah. Because I'm looking up what Scous was. Do you know what Scous was?

Where the name comes from? No, no, it don't. It was a stew that was made from... Yeah, we have Scous. We still eat it to this day. Yeah, biscuit and fish. Well, now it's like we have some sort of meat in it, so like a lot more beef and then like potatoes

and all your veg in there. It's heavy with some crusty bread. That sounds good to me. I'm a big soup guy, so I like the Scousers. That with some crusty bread, lad. It's like a bread. Have you seen any of the videos of the Wigan food? Wigan food?

Yeah. Is anybody pronouncing that? W-I-G-A-N. Yeah, Wigan. Wigan food. Lad and Wigan, they just put everything on a bar. Yeah, it's actually very funny. There's this one guy that he goes on this tour

of these small towns in England and he goes up to, I guess, try some of the local food up there, and they just take bread. Yeah, a bar. Yeah, a bar. They take a bar and put a pie on it. Yeah. They'll put a pie on a bar and just eat it like a burger

and you're like, what the fuck are you just doing? And the sauce they put on is called sometimes pee wet. And if you don't know what pee wet is, it's just literally the water that peas sit in. So you just scoop out some pee water. And then just dump that across the bar. It's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I love British food.

I feel like British food gets a bum rap sometimes, but... What type of British food do you like, though? No, you just don't have a Sunday roast, do you? I don't mind a Sunday roast. Every Sunday, like in England, well, in the UK, you'll have a Sunday roast. So you'll have roast potatoes or your veg, like a type of meat, you know what I mean?

Yeah. It's kind of like... A Yorkshire pudding. Italian, like Sunday gravy, they'll do it. Yeah, they'll have gravy on it as well. Which is not the same gravy that you're talking about. It's gravy like pasta sauce. No, no, like proper gravy.

Yeah, yeah, Italians call pasta sauce gravy. Oh, do they? Yeah, and they do... Oh, yeah, what was he saying? It's one of the lads said before when I went on the other, on the mush one, what did he say? Oh, you don't listen to him. He called it something.

He might have called it gravy. No, it sounded like vodka. Oh, yeah, there's a vodka sauce. Yeah, that's what he said. That's what he was talking about, yeah. Yeah, but I like British food. I like the fish and chips, I like the meat pies. Meat pies are legendary.

And if you stick with normal stuff, you're probably going to have a good rest. Yeah, one of the biggest ones that we eat in Liverpool is salt and pepper chicken. Ooh. It was on salt and pepper chicken. Yeah, I mean, I... Chicken breadcrumbs and the taste of salt and pepper.

Oh, lads. You're eating it like that. It's fucking heavy. All right, well, this has been awesome, man. Everyone go follow Patty the Batty, by the way. Patty the Batty UFC on Instagram. Is it the same on Twitter? Who are you fighting next?

It would have been the same on Twitter, but Instagram banned me fucking first account, didn't it? Oh, shit. So it's a new Instagram. Patty the Batty on Twitter. Yeah, it's Patty the Batty on Twitter, and it had to be Patty the Batty UFC on me,

Instagram now, because they lagged me on me old one. Yes, yes. So go follow them. Who are you fighting next? No idea, yeah. As you said, Dainasay before, lads, think they're going to come back to the UK in March, and more than likely beyond that.

And you're going to see the best walk out you've ever seen in your entire life. Hell yes. Ever. Yes. So you've got to be rooting for Patty the Batty, because you'll also be on some streams with us. It's going to be a great time.

Yeah, it's going to, like, the troops, I feel sorry for you in a few weeks, lad, because chicken tikka mo is going to score the attic against the asshole, and it's going to be proper all-ass. And it's also interesting, I don't understand what you just said, but it's interesting.

Troops is, you know, he walks around like he's a big tough guy. You are a tough guy. I don't know. No, I met him the other week, to be honest, when we'd done the little pictures of the stage. And, lad, he had me in, bitch. OK, all right. He's hilarious, lad.

You've got to really stick it to him if little pool starts, you know. Oh, lad, I'm going to probably feel very sly on him, because we are the best team in the world. Right. And I still give them the due. They lost the first three games, and then since then, they haven't lost.

They've got 17 points out of 21. Yeah. 1-5 through 2. So they're doing well, but they haven't played the mighty reds. No. No, I'm excited. I'm very, very excited. You never walk alone.

You don't, lad, when you're a Liverpool fan. You don't. Do you know what it was? It was, I started liking Liverpool because of the Suarez song. They've got Salah. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, money, money.

Da, da, da, da, da, da. That's not the Suarez one. What was the Suarez one? The Suarez one used to be the best backer. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Di, di, di, di, Di, di, di, Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di di-di, di, di, di, di, di why,

di, di, di, di di, di, di, di, di Di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di, di i Suarez. I love that one. The best one now is the Bobby one see, sonior. What's that? She, sonior, give the ball to Bobby and he will score. There's something that the cup wants you to know. Who comes up with this?

Before he got into doing his own songs he was making Liverpool songs and we have if you get stuck them up on the YouTube they Liverpool bossnights lad Some crowds they're going absolutely It's the best it really is like I remember finding that Louis Suarez song and watching a bar Just go nuts. Yeah, they'll find the boss night on there boss night And Jamie done it before before Liverpool won the Champions League in Madrid To the square in Madrid square 60,000 people He played all these Liverpool songs. You can type it in lad. It's special. I've got goosebumps now

Do people do people still like fuck with the Beatles in Liverpool. Yeah, it's just the Beatles. Yeah, obviously Yeah, people still listen to the Beatles. Yeah, I've got it even more so now because I'm the fifth people You're the fifth beat. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm the blonde beat. Oh, okay. I like it takeover America like they did It's bad mania it is It's gonna go off get ready when when Louis Suarez was playing for you guys be honest You kind of liked it when he would bite people, right? Yeah, it's kind of cool. Yeah, he's a scouts a lot Yeah, you don't anything for his team. No, I mean he's one of them When he plays for your team, you love him

Yeah, when he plays for someone else you date him like a Liverpool played last night and he played against us He plays for athletic home Madrid, so we played against us last night and he got booed at Anfield Yeah, but you still kind of miss him. Yeah, I'd still take him back now. Yeah, he's um, but he's still even though He's 34 30 something like that. That's a finisher. Exactly. He knows where the onion bag is lad. He's put the ball in the net I like that. Oh, last question messy or Ronaldo messy fuck. Yes. Thank you You know that side of history now those man made with King Godgiven Messy's just oh, I like that man made versus God

It is like Ronaldo's way for everything himself that way messy was just giving that talent way when he's got that ball That's feet. It's like it's super glued to it. Yeah. Yeah, I love it. All right. Well, Patty. Thank you so much He's a model. Thank you for having me boys. Yeah soon. Yeah Patty the baddies brought to you by our great friends over at movement in VMT movement You heard it here first black Friday season is officially here So is in VMT's biggest sale the year just so happens to be the biggest sale that they've ever had every Single thing is on sale now for limited time only. That's everything hundreds of premium watches sonny's Jewelry styles with a fresh new discount just in time for the holidays and all of your gifting needs

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We want to catch up with you. It's been a while. I know I don't know what you've got on your mind right now I wanted to ask you to start Is Russell Wilson a hundred percent back because his succession video was very weird and I don't really understand it Yeah, he practiced yesterday. He's back. He was taking reps with the team. So yeah, he's back Did you did you anyone ask like why because the theme song to succession is great But it made no sense when he put it on. All right to be honest. I didn't I didn't watch the video I've been on it all social media. That's a couple past couple weeks. Yeah. Oh really? Why what happened? Any failed three sums or four sums?

No, I mean I just know Take a step away from it PFT you and follow me on Instagram. Oh, what did I I don't think I followed you on Instagram DK No, I know I know that's this cap. It's cap. I never followed you on Instagram I follow you on Twitter Twitter.com but you we've had a couple of exchanges on Instagram, but Yeah, don't follow me. No, you got to work to get that follow I just need to know that I hurt your feelings. You never hurt my feelings

I thought it was interesting. Well, if you want to get into it I thought it was interesting a couple weeks ago when you were playing against the Saints and you got absolutely bitch punked by Marcus Lattimore, who he was throwing out what yeah, bitch punk VP'd you know, you know the new NFT out. Yeah, you were You're getting thrown around. I saw you throwing your hands up like that dude you outweigh him by probably 40 pounds Six inches and he was just throwing you all around the yard for real. I thought my acting skills was great So I thank you for that your compliment. That was my goal. Hamming it up a little bit. That's where you go That's that's the party line. Yeah What is it about the Saints cornerbacks because I noticed that

They tend to get into fights against everybody. Is that just known across the league like hey CD do's Lattimore They're gonna talk a lot of shit. I mean, yeah, of course, they're gonna talk stuff to me But you know, I'm not I'm not a very Confrontational person You know as as you can see, you know, we've had our little exchanges, but you know Sometimes I get it get in a mode to where I'm not taking anything, you know Yeah, I'll tell you what I'll follow you. I'll follow you on Instagram right now. Oh, I've already unfollowed you so All right, fine. I'm out to actually know I'm gonna follow you and then I'm gonna I'm gonna hit you up and bitch to you about you

Not following me on Instagram Let's see DK Metcalf Uh, you block me DK I got a question about The neon green jerseys because we get excited when you guys wear them Does it actually change how you guys play? No, but they they they some of my favorite jerseys. I love that Maybe a little extra extra like boost in your step when you put them on because they know We think the color rush does make teams play better

Right. Yeah, I mean, of course and then it's on prime time. So I mean, I absolutely love the color rush I love the green. I'm already asking to be wearing again already this year. So love it That is done. Yeah, a lot of people are asking how you decide which color hair you're gonna go with on a week-to-week basis Is it like game day you decide or is it like a mood ring? Like I'm angry DK today. So I'm aware of And I I wake up and I'm like, yeah, I want that color, but I haven't changed colors this year So I don't plan on it. What about you in that hairstyle? No, I just I put I if I shower then I don't wear a hat and if I do if I don't shower then I put a hat on But like is the man bun working out for you? Like no, nothing works out for me, honestly

Like I'm just I'm trying to minimize just looking like an idiot at all times. It's my life. Really. Yeah Um, when you're playing and you're playing poorly, do you think that? Hey, maybe I should stop fucking over my fantasy owners Uh Just to be clear my Whenever I'm out there and I do play poorly or Not to my standard. It's not on purpose You feel me? So

Right, I really don't have I really don't have any say so in that my fantasy owners, you know, I love them I appreciate you all for picking me up. But uh, you know, we can't be great every week, you know Okay, but like some some guys are great every week. So Uh, who like, I don't know Tyree kills scores like every single week It's kubernetes scores every single week christian mccaffrey christian mccaffrey Stefan digs christian mccaffrey just got back. Yeah, but when he's playing he's always I would rather you be be injured Severely and not scoring so that you're not in my starting lineup then be in my starting lineup and goose on

Do you have me on your fantasy thing? No, of course not. I don't even follow you on instagram What would I have you on my fantasy team that who's I'm pretty sure y'all do like a little fantasy You know around the office who who has me on their fantasy? I don't know. I don't have you on either of my fantasy teams. Not that anyone cares. I do have russell wilson Um, and I didn't even pick up gino. I just kept starting russell wilson and it actually worked out Um, did you see russell wilson's little warm-ups that he was doing before games? When he was taking mental reps and going out on the field doing a fake huddle out there Do you think it was fucked up that they videotaped that like I can't believe they got that on video

He was doing it at practice. So it was none new on game day. Yeah, but like I it was he embarrassed like he didn't want Video to get that. Oh, you have to understand that's rust like when you understand that that's rust and It's not surprising or it's not like, oh, what the fuck is he doing? Like that's rust. Yeah So I'm not surprised. He's he's a great quarterback. He's gonna take mental reps. So that's his mental reps Do you what's the mood right now with rust coming back because you guys the NFC is tough Like there's a lot of good teams in the NFC You guys have to you have basically no margin for error

Like how are you guys feeling overall is like, hey, can we get back in this thing? Do we need odell beckham? Do you want odell beckham? So three hours I love to have odell on our team. That's that's like my big brother. Um, But yeah, the NFC is hard. Um, you gotta come to play every week. Um, but You don't take it one game at a time, man. I'm not I'm not looking forward to You know the two weeks down the road. I'm looking forward to the Packers and uh, you know playing that game and lambo Are you concerned you concerned that maybe

Aaron rogers is going to give you covet when you're there. Yeah, he's killed a lot of people No, he should be good by the time we plan and I'm not on defense. I'm not I'm not tripping. Oh, so you're not going to be captain You said what are you going to be captain? No, I'm not. No, why is that? Why do you think your teammates haven't voted you to be a captain? Because we have Russ and bobby as our captains It's pretty clear cut They could probably make an exception if they really wanted to if they're like, hey, this guy's I mean, yeah, good leader. Look at me as a leader and a captain on the team, but

Do they when you get like uh unsportsmanlike penalties and stuff. Do they Uh, when did I get an unsportsmanlike? Yeah, when you went crotch first into the goal into the goalpost remember that hurt your team Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, that was two weeks ago. I told you I don't look in the past like that, bro Oh, okay That was that was two weeks ago. I'm not I'm not worried about that I noticed you put on a little razzle dazzle a couple weeks ago Gino hit you and uh, you took I think a full step to the side

Before you ran 70 yards directly down the field. Is that something you've been working on? I Saw it. I pulled up the dot. You ever watched the dots that people put on twiddle. I saw what you did. Yeah I saw it. Yeah, it was a little bit of a cut. You made a little cut. Have you of course I've been working on it Yeah, what's the what's the hardest part about turning? That turn it wasn't a turn No, I'm just asking in general. What's to you? What's the most challenging part about going slightly I can turn better than you. So that's saying a lot. That's

Again, that's cat You're supposed to be faster than me, right? Yeah, I am I am fascinating. We have the video evidence to prove it I I noticed that you are playing against what y'all did not do is put out the whole video So you really just hold me on that one because you're supposed to put out the whole video put out the finish The finish line. No, if I know if I know the important parts about I walked out of the office and you were explaining All right, we're gonna run a lap and I'm like, okay bet. I'm sitting there listening Then you just take off like what he won. I don't think about the past DK. I don't even remember that I know what I actually bet you that I could beat you race walking

No, you ever do you have on knee pads right now with those pants knee pads? No, man. This is umbro. It's called fashion I don't know I could I could without a doubt you lack in that department I could be out of doubt beat you speed walking I think that that's a sport that I've yet to tap into those pants on. I highly doubt that You're done anybody. That's wearing those pants. They cut through the air Oh, shit. Adam Schefter just tweeted Breaking news per Adam Schefter. Seattle Seahawks have claimed former Cleveland Browns wide receiver Odell Beckham off waivers Big bro. We're not claiming in him off waivers

Oh Okay, this is like an out. This is like 30 minutes before the waiver. So, okay, interesting So you do know breaking news per DK Metcalf. You've already been told you're not claiming him Interesting everybody knows nobody's claiming him off waivers. Oh, so that's collusion That's a given. Good point. Listen. I let's let's get this interview back on track because you and pft You know, he asks insult questions. It's not fair. I love having you on the show I was gonna I was wondering have you ever been part of a hail mary on the football field? Uh, because I know you tried that hail mary when you texted that chick when you had brought two other chicks home

And you're like, why don't you circle back and we'll have a threesome or foursome? I guess it would be So have you ever done that hail mary in a football game? Hail mary, uh No Not to my knowledge. Okay. All right. Next question, though Yeah, I had your back in that whole situation by the way. We all had your back. I I had you go You're supposed to be the mediator. I'm sorry. I did have your back in that situation. That was just a layup I had to ask it that way. I think it's it's total bullshit what she did. They're they're sex shaming you

I don't think that you'll find a red blooded american male that has a problem with it's bullshit that they put that out there All right, we'll get it back on track. We do this sometimes in our interviews. It's questions from a first grader So we have uh, miss joy. She teaches a first grade class in dripping springs, texas And sometimes she sends us questions that they have when we have superstar athletes on So first question. This is from timmy in dripping springs. DK. What's your favorite color? blue Blue not action green. Okay No, no, no, it's blue. Yeah. All right. This one's your favorite color. What's your favorite action green? Mine's action green

I like yeah Seahawks colors, you know, I ain't what's your what's your favorite color be up to gray me and dak prescott birds of a feather That's that explains a lot. Yeah, my my second question. This is from linda DK. What's a seahawk? It's a bird Hmm. It's a bird Hmm. Okay. All right. That's fine. Simple answer third question. This one is from allison DK do you like it when you get triple teamed?

On the football field who's coming up with these That was from allison first graders. She wants to know if you like getting triple teamed first first graders Someone else is open on the on the football field. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, I don't I don't Somebody else open. Yeah, big hat. You you explore and yeah, someone else's open that helps, right? See, that's the kind of energy I need big hat. There we go. I got you. I got you Tell me give me a score prediction for the egg bowl this year because Ole Miss is I I hope lane stays there. The Ole Miss has got some swag right now Even the tweet that they had to delete and apologize for going after Hugh freeze, which was very funny

Um, how what do you think about the egg bowl this year? You think all I think it's gonna be like 60 to 14. What? Yeah, we're gonna blow miss if you stay down. Okay. I got a real question actually This is because obviously you didn't play for laying kiffin and Ole Miss, but you watch their games and playing in the nfl Do you think there's a point where going forward on fourth down is too much because you need to like Almost it deflates the defense like I've seen laying kiffin sometimes he'll go for it on fourth down It's like, ah, if they just take the field goal or punted there Maybe their defense gets a little bit of confidence back. You know what I gotta say to that

He's a head coach for a reason and I'm a football player for reason Okay, so you don't aspire to be a head coach. That's you know, oh, no, I can't be it. No, I'm not gonna be why not Because the kids like me What would you do if one of your players pretended to pee like a dog after they scored a touchdown I would love it. I like that type of stuff I was thinking about doing it again this week though. Yeah, you should do it. You should the new taunting rules Who cares they're gonna do they're gonna call you for anything Bro, they're not taking it easy with these fines. So no, what if you're up by 30 points though 30 points in the fourth quarter?

You can't touch 30 points or $7,000 We can crowd we can do a go fund me for your fine. All right, so you make the go fund me send me the link and then I'll do it Okay, okay, we'll do that easy. Yeah, but you promise you do the peeing the peeing It's where you can cut that shit up yet. Okay. So you'll do the you'll do the peeing dog though How about this? How about if you do the peeing dog? We'll set up a go fund me And we'll pay the fine to a charity of your choice Sounds good. We'll match it but you gotta do the pissing dog

Yeah, I got yeah, how much is a fine if I do that it's probably gonna Double so it's gonna be like 25 the second for the second time. I didn't know. Oh, all right. Whoa. We don't know We don't have to pay for the second one. Like you it's your fault that you already got one So we'll pay the difference There's still a lot of that's $18,000 18,000. Okay. All right, so we'll pay 18 not 25 though All right, that 18,000. Okay. Well, how does that work? Do they you cut a check or they just take that out of your game check? No, you don't even see it. They take it out of your game check bullshit. That is bullshit. Where's that money go? Who knows

They say it's for charity, but I have no idea and everybody's Yeah, and then you appeal it, but I feel like appeals never go through. I just keep appealing it Take it to the supreme. I don't do different appeal phone calls Today, how does that appeal process go? Are you like come on man? It was funny. They're they there's some They're annoying Yeah, uh Speak of annoying. Do you ever get mad when Pete Carroll is just constantly establishing the run and he won't throw the ball No, I mean, whatever it takes to win. I love Pete

Yeah, what about his twin brother? He got a twin. Yeah. Yeah, you've never seen him You're lying. Nope. I couldn't even believe I almost fell for that. Not lying at all I haven't found him yet, but I'm convinced he's got a twin brother. He does not have a twin brother. He's got a brother Yeah, he does have who looks a lot like him So where are you getting this so much so you could see that they might be twins I think big cat one day just invented the fact that Pete Carroll had a twin brother and he's just convinced himself I'm finding it. So hard to like people who search for sasquatch sasquatch. I'm looking

Yeah, I'm looking for Pete Carroll's twin brother I'm gonna get him to see um If you throw this gum on the side of the walk on the street when he's walking that's that's Pete's brother You know, I'm gonna get the dna test. I'll test it and then I'll find a match Let me know because I need the correction about something Does he uh, does he chew gum even when he's not on a practice field or in a stadium? Like when he's just walking through the hallways at your training facility He has a big job gum everywhere, right everywhere around the facility

He's always showing up. Is it double bubble? Take it out and then just throw Let's just I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how secondary that is littering. Is it double bubble though? It's uh, the yellow yellow and blue. Hubba. Is it hubba bubble hubba bubble double bubble? Uh, yellow and blue Is that juicy fruit? No, no, no, no Uh, juicy. No, it's uh small that's twisted up. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. Got it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about How much how much you bitch? What are y'all typing on the what are y'all typing like double bubble? I'm searching dk meccaf text to thought

Okay, yeah, I know that story is still online. I was checking to see I thought it had maybe been deleted It's still there. Uh, what? Nothing, nothing. I wouldn't listen. I don't want to get into it. The past is in the past. We don't think about the past Why do you keep bringing it up, bro? I Mean to bring it up very mean to bring it up If that's the worst scandal that you're known for is like, oh, he had a threesome instead of a foursome Yeah, that's a pretty fucking good way to go down one night. Like, hey, why not? Why not just take a crazy shot here? I mean, that's it. Yeah, um, so every now you're the guy who like in fit, you know to bring it back to fantasy

Who will who will send the trade offer like I'll trade you like tony pollard for patch from home's like, I don't know. Maybe he'll click a button and accidentally accept this Who knows? Uh, how much do you bench these days dk? Bench. Yeah Around the same I think I've wound up a couple pounds. Um, what did Aaron donnell say?

Yeah, that's what I was going to ask you about. So I still think that he could bench press more than 500 500 yeah, or something you wrote dk was like 315 Oh Yeah, no, you don't have it. You don't have like 360 you don't have you don't have that no chance you don't 365 you don't have it Too much Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. I'm supposed to be on your side All right. I have one last question. It's the roback question use code pft on uh roback.com for 20 off your first purchase

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Wind Seattle How much does it affect the game when there's like you you had that money night game? It was raining so hard How much does it affect the game? I believe it affects the coaches more than anything. Really? Yeah, because it affects their play calling and how they see the game, but to me I don't think it affects that much Right, but it does affect the play calls that go in so it means that teams are less likely to score as many points, right? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, exactly

Everybody's gonna ball. So if it's if it's like crazy Pacific Northwest rain, you still feel confident in everything you're doing I mean, I can't say it because we've had some rain games to where we've still thrown the ball a lot Especially up here. So I mean, I don't know It just depends on how how practice goes a week or you know what the coach feels Yeah, can you give us prediction for this weekend's game a guarantee Of what of what the final score is going to be seahawks Packers Seahawks Packers in green Bay is going to be called I say

2718 2718 Packers No, Seahawks. Let's go DK. I need you to beat this. I need you to beat the pack specify. Please. Please beat the Packers 2718 Seahawks and DK is going to score two touchdowns for Allison and Dripping Springs, Texas I'm gonna score two touchdowns and do a Lambo leak. I'm just oh, you should you should for everyone Who that has you in fantasy you're gonna start them. You're gonna lift your leg up. They may throw a beer on me I'm not doing that. You're gonna lift your leg up and you're gonna do the Lambo leak. Yeah Lambo leak. Yes

We're gonna do a go fund me and Whatever it ends up at we will chip in we'll send it to charity. Yeah Charity is that with an eye or with a why you have to make a go fund me Before sunday So I could have a visual. Okay. We'll make it But then if you don't do it then with all the money goes to you No, I mean if I see it if I know something's gonna happen then, you know, I'm gonna do it. Okay. It'll go you have my word It'll go to charity

Yes, put her through school. Perfect um All right, dk. Thanks as always man. We appreciate you joining us Best luck rest of the season. We'll have you on again before the end of the season Hoping you guys get back in the playoffs I might go down to dc when you play the the football team Because I think that's a prime time game right money. I can we'll have to we'll have to do a race walk All right, bet. Oh, and I need some I need a hoodie

We'll get you. We'll get you a part of my take perfect. Perfect. All right. Thanks, man All right, man bun on college Thanks, buddy. Good luck All right, we're gonna wrap up the show with guys on chicks Uh Any show notes? Oh rob low on friday. It's gonna be great Gonna be unbelievable And now that's oh, hey, we didn't talk about this at all today. Well, I was gonna start uh

With this show notes. I'm gonna get to the bottom of is that what you're gonna talk about? Oh the fart Oh, we can talk about the fart. I was gonna talk about something. Let's let's go fart first Yeah, let's go. We're gonna say what we're gonna say. Ben Simmons wants to be a Celtic. That's just not true You guys didn't read the article. You read the tweet I saw a study just came out. Ben Simmons wants to be a Celtic. I say Free Ben Simmons is that a peer reviewed study? Nope. It's a post Um, who farted? What

Who farted? Oh, that was a non denial from Hank. No, it wasn't me. I'll say it right now I need to I don't remember farting. There was we recorded the podcast Sunday night on monday morning We got a lot of tweets. They were like if you listen around the 104 mark, there's a clear fart Who farted there was one of us in this room who was very vocally adamant about their fact that it wasn't them Maybe there's one person in this room who's been accused in the past of not of farting when he hasn't farted I feel like we've all been accused of farting when we haven't farted. Yeah, absolutely. Well, it wasn't me You can look at the tape. I mean the video is out there. I did and it looks like I don't move at all. I love it

Neither me nor you took a fart breath. Yeah, you did take a fart breath. That's how I speak sometimes To me nor beat nor big cat ever moved in this entire video. We did not make any motions like we were picking up a cheek There's there three other people who have microphones when we're recording that who were not on camera at the time It's not me There's an intake of intake where the air has got to go somewhere went out your butt. No, no There's there's definitely a fart breath, but it's not me that farted I wish people could see Billy's face right now So go subscribe to the youtube because he's got a grin on him. Like he's figured out like who who killed the cold brown simpson

I think that if it was his his son, right? Yeah, but if I had farted or big cat had farted One of the two of us would have reacted to it in real time towards each other Correct Neither one of us did that that tells me it came from elsewhere in the room This is gonna be some light bulb shit Well, do you remember right before we started recording when I was sniffing smelling salts and you guys accused me of farting? No, I don't which is not physically possible to be like snorting smelling salts and farting at the same time Not true. It's definitely physically definitely. No, it's not. I have snorted things and farted at the same time many times before my life

I'm not to see myself if you go no, I'm gonna put myself I don't have a fart. I don't have a fart This is some high-level podcasting right now. Okay, so wait What what does that have to do with anything this doesn't prove anything Because you didn't fart before the show you also couldn't afford it right? But if hanks mic was off right both of you guys didn't move your diaphragms during the video I checked There was a fart breath There was a fart breath, but no diaphragm. There's no diaphragm movement hanks microphone was not off

His microphone is always on on sundays. It's here that he has to click himself in On sundays. We don't know that when we you know, it's true so confidently right now We have no idea it's a million percent true. He doesn't have the same setup where he has a computer He has to do I'm sitting in front of the recorder and I turn myself off because there's echo otherwise So I only turn my microphone up whenever we start talking about editing stuff from this side of the room We're always wrong. I'm gonna say sidebar between the two of us. Don't don't they they know shit that we don't know I honestly know all this stuff. I don't care if people think it was me because I know that it wasn't But again, it's not the first time that I've been unjustly accused of farting

You are denying it more than anyone else. I was like because I'm hurt when I saw I was like, well, it wasn't me I don't know. It's kind of funny. I'm hurt. I'm scarred. I'm emotionally wrecked from being accused of this many times in the past Going on talk tonight I did not fart All right guys. I did not come on my cat And I did not fart. All right, go guys on chicks Uh, hey slim cat pfc honk and billy and the best in the office My boyfriend and I went to the local pub for the game. We are bears fans and say

And say by another group who are as well. They wrote this wrong by yeah, they wrote that That the word is sat if you learn it in first grade. Well, it says say it says say It's mean to mess with hank who's not good at reading to begin with You're bad at reading my boyfriend and another guy had two bets that they were cheering for They celebrated more when they hit when they hit than any time the bears did anything good Which was like once anyway, is this a bears fan thing or it's fantasy football and betting more important than your favorite team I'll hang up and listen. Wait. So when give me the week Lot yesterday monday. Oh, it was monday. Yeah

um Yeah, I don't know. I I I always go personally. I go into every sunday Bears winning now. Obviously. This is a different season because I just want justin fields to do well So justin fields doing well is number one But I always think like I want my team to be to win and then my bets to hit because Like if you have your team win and you lose all your bets You at least have something to keep you going forward, right? Like so it's like just root for them usually bet on your team

I had the bears last night. I think that's usually the way I mean, that's how I operate I think most people operate that way, right? I usually go out of my way to not bet on my team I thought about doing it this year, but I was talked out of it at the last minute You don't bet against your team. No necessarily But sometimes if you're in a situation where you know that nothing good is going to come out of winning It's sometimes fun to bet if your team is really shitty It's fun to bet on your team to cover An atrociously large spread and then you get like a couple sad

Like you get a sad score at the end of the game and the final score is like 30 to 7 and you're like, oh, shit We covered it's and then you can cheer ironically at that point It's also very fun to bet on and over with your team because then it's like you kind That's kind of the emotional hedge I'll do where it's like if your team scores great and if the other team scores bad, but a little bit of good Christmas gifts suggestion for my 26 year old boyfriend a wl likes golf the cowboys gambling He's pretty basic, but has everything so don't know what to get him cash money He's always a good idea. You could if he likes money, you could get him a money. I moneyline dog

sweatshirt cash on sale now part of my take uh Christmas sweatshirt cash Or if he likes golf, maybe like a uh, I don't think you fuck with that marker. No because I think like Your girlfriend is not getting you cash. Well, if you be honest, you're in a real relationship. I would be disrespected So I do what I would get cash. I'd be like fuck. Yes cash It would all depend on how I was given the cash if I was given the cash in an envelope Um, I'd be like, okay, that's kind of weird, but if it was like a suitcase that had money in it

That's like a it's like a secret santa suitcase. That's an awesome gift wedding relative whatever cash I feel like you're significant out there if I get you cash. It's that's lazy. What do you get? All right, let's do the cowboys because this will help everyone out there all the all the chicks out there Uh, if you were to get your boyfriend something from their favorite team, what do you get? Maybe a throwback hat a hoodie Beanie a sick hat would be winners coming out. I think a starter jacket from like the 80s would be nice A starter starter would be sick always appreciated. Yeah, so these are some good Thought starters for you. I'd say like go to starter jacket And maybe a cool hat or like how he says you like golf get him like cowboys golf balls

Win-win. Yeah, but then you lose the golf balls because you suck at golf But then you get to you know, be like you sell those golf balls and then they I don't know it's don't get them cash Cash get them just a nice bottle whiskey. That's always a winner too cash What's up lads, especially jake go cues my boyfriend wants a dog But he said he was biased he said he would never get a girl dog because their nipples freak him out Is this a red flag? I think uh, yeah Depends on how used the dog is if you get a used dog that's like four or five years old And it's already had a couple of litters. They can't be freaky nipples

They can be nipples that like drag on the ground So I understand but I don't think this guy has ever driven a new dog If you get a new dog, that's a female The nipples don't protrude. Also, so they're not freaky at all. Also Dog dicks are also gross like you're kind of You know what I mean like they're also funny though. I don't think funny, but they're like dogs dick is just like on you It's weird. So there's definitely. Yeah. Hey, you have to ice them. Yeah But you know what I mean like I don't think I think you just gotta

I think you're creepy for thinking about a dog's anatomy this much unless it's got real the real swollen like mama dog Oh, no, it's not creepy The man knows his used dog is gross if you if uh if a bitch has given birth to a couple litters of puppet That's what it's called. Hank. Uh-huh bitch in the industry time laughing. Yeah, if a b-word has given birth Then yeah, sometimes they get they get the real swollen ones and those do look weird I I agree with that and you can't ice a dog's nipples to make them go away Not like with a penis just get reconstructive surgery on your dog Can do that. No, I don't think so, but I'm sure a dog is on steroids by its nipples

No idea. Oh, wow, we stumped them. Yeah, you should look into that shit. Do people give their dog steroids? Yeah, no, it's actually like fighting dogs. Mm-hmm. Yeah, shoot them up. Mm-hmm. It's fucked It is fucked, but it's also like cool if they get jacked. Mm-hmm. No because it's like in my bed Yeah, but like not the if they don't fight if they just like are like looks sick without their shirt on That's cool. Hit sick PRs. Yeah Hi Hi, hi, I've dated my boyfriend. There's like three exclamation points. I've dated. Hi. Hi I've dated my boyfriend for three years and I've noticed that he has never changed his car clock with daylight savings

That's my guy. I brought this up yesterday because it's annoying and he said it apparently saves some time Yep, please help explain this to me because I hate having to do mental math each time I'm in his car Thanks, that's my guy. That is some tough mental math. I'll give her that. I know no I'm sharp. I love it if you're a dude and you you go through the zone you power through the entire zone Of november through march and you're able to not change a clock the reward that you get And especially once you start getting closer and closer to the end of daylight savings time in march You get the rush. It's amazing. You're like, I've almost made it. I've almost made it Then when it finally changes over you feel like you've accomplished something. I'm gonna change my uh

What like stove I guess stove clock is that's what it's called a stove. Well stove clock. Yeah, I was trying to think of the proper word um It gives you it's too much anxiety. It gives you like anxiety anxiety Anxiety like for a second when you see the clock, but it gives you too much It gives you an enemy though, but it's somebody that you can use to keep yourself. Oh my god I'm not really sharp. It keeps you mentally sharp like I like sometimes fuck around with some military time because it's hard to do that math You know what I mean, Billy does too 23. What is 23? What is that? Oh 23 hundred. Okay. What about uh 17? Five. Oh, yeah, you saw that fucking pause. We just subtract 12. I understand, but it took you a second 16

Four oh, no, it's 19 What 19 Seven 15 Three what's oh 300 Three a.m. Mm-hmm Okay, you're sharp I like to set my clock 30 minutes early. So then I get that adrenaline rush to rush and go faster But then you still are late

Hmm, maybe yeah, maybe maybe go for 45 Billy just never knows what time it is. He just likes he just likes the rush of feeling late as long as he doesn't The shower an hour before he has to be at work So is that an hour and a half before working in the shower? Well, just depends the certain clocks have different times got it you live in you have different times It was in your own house. Yeah, I love it. I love it The clock in my bathroom is fast. You have a bathroom clock. Oh, yeah That's how are you ever late? You have a clock everywhere

All right All right, uh, so boy, I thought this was about me for a second But they actually the number is the number number adds up. It's just it's a local number This past weekend. I don't know why they included this this past weekend I went to stay with my boyfriend at his parents house parentheses situate Of course, he went through his old things and was showing them off to me And then he stumbled across an old crusty yellow sock my boyfriend has held on to it for over 10 years Is this normal? Oh

No, uh, wait, is it to have a crusty yellow sock? No Is it what I think it is? Yeah You don't your boyfriend doesn't come on the mat next to his bed like every other dude on the wall on the ceiling like chaps Uh Shout out chaps by the way chaps was great last week, but um, I hope awls did They didn't buy his lies about coming on the ceiling. He comes on every ceiling he's ever been in So if you ever see chaps in a building in a room, he has come on that ceiling That's a fact he's got like it sounds like this guy has a nostalgic cum sock

Yeah, that's that's a good way to be framed for a crime just dna all over a place Did he keep it or he found one he hid when he was there? Breaking moves Breaking moves We've been waiting for the odell news Oh Odell beckham jr. Mm-hmm Has signed a two-year 30 million dollar contract with the chicago bears. All right. I know that's right. Okay

We asked you to do a fake one that could maybe get us. I don't know. Maybe I thought you're gonna be like, oh, shit That would be a huge contact almost thing ever also when you asked me to do that I know that you know, you're not gonna believe me no matter what I say No, I think if you had said I think if you had said I don't know the Packers or the or the Seahawks, it's gonna be probably a one-year deal I think I think he's gonna be a seahawk based on the way the decay answered those questions earlier when he was like No, we're not claiming them off waivers. That tells me that he knows that they're gonna sign him as a free agent

He did say that in a way that I would agree with you Okay, so what we know by tomorrow will the people listening it sounds like he's gonna decide tonight I don't know. I'm kind of over Odell like it's not what all right. Let's do it this way Why didn't any team claim them? That's what I don't get because it would have had to pay him seven million dollars And he said he's gonna be a dick to you had to pay for like seven games Let's do it this way because we're recording early today Uh, what team would Odell go to that you actually think it like increases their chance significantly to win a Super Bowl Because I don't really like even the Packers. I don't know

I think he obviously it would help but Um The Patriots I'm trying to think like what team is like a wide receiver the Bucks It would be the Bucks because Bucks the Saints maybe the Saints don't have any weapons I could maybe talk myself into the Saints. So so Odell Beckham's going to be like, you know what? Baker Mayfield isn't worthy of passing me the football But you know who is trevor simion. I don't know. I feel like it would be the Bucks and it would be because antonio brown

There's something up with him Plot twist antonio brown is unreliable this season. So it feels like that might be a fit What about if he went to the chiefs and he somehow fixed everything? Yeah, I mean the tiktoks between him and jacks mohomes are being credible. Okay. All right. So we gave you some thought starters there Uh, all right. Is that it? I could see jerry jones doing it too Yeah, want to be a cowboy? I don't even know. Yeah, I mean there's reunited with burrow not really reunited but lsu to lsu That's what yeah, I think we said that on monday's show the bangles would be a hilarious combination Yeah, because you get also anything you got in trouble after giving out the money. Yeah

Not your guys fall. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Whoops. Yeah. Thanks. Jake Jake's trying to spread the cancellation now that he's been canceled twice in one week. Yeah Um, check out jake's bracketology. It sucked I liked it. Lenardy moved you guys from next four out to off the bubble. So I'm sure you haven't been a better spot I'm sure he had a reason jake. You know what you need to do. You got to get a bunker Joe lunardi has the bunker. He's got the little windowless basement that he operates out of We need you to do your bracketology and just like a janitorial closet I like it. Maybe after the super bowl four weeks to go. Maybe we'll start doing that

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