Pardon My Take - Patrick Mahomes, Anthony Sherman, GoT Finale, and Brooks Koepka Calls In

Episode Date: May 20, 2019

Grit Week 2019 is here and we rented a 1975 VW bus that is 100% going to get us killed before the week is over (2:27 - 7:50). Our guy Brooks Koepka wins the PGA Championship in convincing fashion proving Brandis Chambis wrong yet again (7:50 - 11:52). NBA Playoffs, Draymond's Team, and the Sharks laid an egg (11:52 - 17:16). Who's back of the week including Kyler Murray Height Truthers (17:16 - 32:52). Reigning NFL MVP Patrick Mahomes and fullback Anthony Sherman join the show to talk about Mahome's first full year, his dad playing baseball, how he pulls off the no look passes, and of course PFT's impression (32:52 - 83:26). Segments include PR 101 for Kevin Durant mad online, put one in his earhole Chris Long, Monday Reading and the dumbest GoT recap on the internet for that terrible finale You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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We have Brooks Kepka, who is in the running, I think, now for Blake of the Year, winning the PGA Championship. We have Who's Back of the Week, and Game of Thrones. People are very mad, and we're going to talk about Game of Thrones at the end. No spoilers until that. Before we get to all of that, the Cash App. Pardon my take is brought to you by the Cash App, the number one finance app in the App Store.

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Today is Monday, May 20th, Grit Week 2019. Pretty psyched to be out here. We're in LA. We're in SoCal. We're in SoCal. To be exact, we're in Jared Goff's guest house. It's pretty sweet. Taping this after all the stuff happened, all the Game of Thrones is still light out,

which is insane. It is bizarre watching Game of Thrones and NBA Playoff games when it's still light outside. Yes. Yes. So we're here in SoCal. We rented a van. It is a death trap. I don't know if you guys realize, like I picked you guys up from the airport, that van is

scary to drive. It is loose. It is bad. I love shitty vans more than anything, and the Volkswagen van is possibly the shittiest of them all. It is a rolling death trap. There's nothing that separates Big Cat and I from the highway, except for like one thin sheet of metal.

It's exhilarating. And when I went and rented it, they gave me like a 45 minute tutorial on it and I listened to zero of it. I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool, cool. Except for the end when she's like, so if the check engine light comes on, you have to pull over immediately. And I was like, how often does that happen? She's like, well, it's an old van.

Okay, cool. Sweet. So we're going to die. This might be the last episode you ever hear. What am I saying? Well, we should get it out before we drive back to where we're staying. Just a heads up. That's not possible.

What do you mean? Yeah, no upload. So maybe we'll be like the black box on an airplane. Someone just take the files and put it up for us. Here's what we'll do. We'll get a bunch of bubble wrap and just wrap the tape. We still put it. We put this on a tape, right?

Yeah. We'll wrap the tape up in that. So if we get into an accident. Please post on iTunes. Yes. If you find our burning car. Please distribute the mixtapes. Keep the tapes low.

This isn't going to be funny if we die. No, it's not at all. All right. But that's great. But we are in California. And I'm very excited to be here. It's not as sunny or as warm as I was promised. Right.

We've only eaten in and out once, which is a real shocker. The over under for, I'm going to say the number of patties of in and out that Hank eats this week. I'm putting at 12 and a half. Yes. A lot of in and out. A lot of meat going in and out. A lot of weed smoked.

A lot of in and out eaten. So here's what we have planned for great week. We have a ton of interviews. We're also going to do some interviews that we're going to have for later on in the summer because I am with child. But we have you or you're with child. I am with child. I could tell.

I could tell. Don't. There's been some bad visuals recently. I actually was planning on getting in shape before Cali because I was like the one I see the Cali team. We saw a couple at the in and out and PFT is like, you see those guys and it was this kid with like bleach blonde hair and like a surf board sweatshirt. Yeah.

He looked like this. We were inland. Yeah. He looked like Logan Paul was a vegan. Yeah. So it was like a double threat of Cali team. They're moving inland. And so we can't.

We're not safe anywhere. We go to Sacramento. We wouldn't be safe. Yeah. But round is a shape. Yes. Round is a shape. So I'm fine.

I'm in shape. So we're going to do a bunch of interviews. We're going to be around with a bunch of people. We might be working out with Dan Bilzerian tomorrow. That would be interesting. I don't. I think we're just going to roast them. Yeah.

I think that's basically the plan. Yeah. Pretty much. I think we're going to his house. Seize turtles. So we have a ton. But we have some real gritty people as well. I actually have a big pick with him about about Cardi B.

Yeah. He came out our queen. Yes. So we're going to have to defend her honor tomorrow. Yeah. Coach McVay some A-listers big time great week planned and we're going to be doing it in a death trap. So it's going to be a lot of fun.

Also some personal news. I've decided to quit. Jooling this week. Yeah. So Jooling was becoming a real problem for me. I would roll over and hit. I'd hit that thing sometimes before I get out of bed. It was an issue.

It was a distraction. And I'm going cold turkey. So you got into the van and you're like, Hey, guess what? I quit Jooling. And I was like, OK, but you did it on a week when we basically are going to work nonstop. Yeah. And we're going to be in socially acceptable environments to Jool at all times. Yeah.

Like that van was built to Jooling. Yeah. And you're like, yeah, I'm going to do it on the hardest week possible. Yeah. Dude, it's me versus the pod right now. This is like when I'm staring it down. I can handle it. Actually, I brought the Jool with me.

I thought about leaving it at home. That way I wouldn't be tempted. Yeah. I was like, you know what? I might as well toss it. That way I can stare it down. Right. This is like when I remember like a couple of years ago.

I got more energy already. I tried to start a diet week one of the NFL season. Yeah. That was dumb. What are you doing? I was dumb as shit. Yeah. So that's what you're doing right now.

Yeah. I'm Joolis. Yeah. It's been. Well, we might have Julian Edelman on the show. And you brought it just. I got to do it. I got to do it.

If we have Julian Edelman on the show. I'm telling you, I feel more energetic. My impotence isn't a factor anymore. I've gotten like. You feel a rock hard boner. I've gotten three random boners. Yeah. That's actually just probably because the steering on the van is still loose and it's

just vibrating all the time. Yes. I feel good though. We're in. We're in Cali. We'll try to figure out some time this week where we can maybe meet some people, figure out a bar we can go to. We also, if you are listening to this and you want to watch all of our interviews for

a great week, Barstool Gold BarstoolGold.com slash PMT go download it right now. You can watch every single episode. You in the mooch can be the only award winning watch out there. So we need to start that was kind of like the preamble. We need to start the show with the question, are we king makers? I think definitely we are because Brooks Kepka just dominated the PGA championship, maybe a little hairy at the end. And we'll forget the fact that he's won four out of the last seven and this was actually

just more of like a, it's the year of the Brooks since last year. It's the Brooks slam. Let's just talk about a PGA championship and a US open and part of my and back to back years and part of my take is called the Kepka slam. Yeah. But we'll take credit for it. This is actually the perfect, like we do this very well where something is going, going well or someone's doing well and then we interview them and everyone's like, Hey, credit to you

guys. We're like, Hey, you know what? We'll take credit. That's fine. Right. We interviewed him. So I'm absolutely taking credit for that. We spoke to death.

Old time. He's lungs moving. We got to try to find time. How about at the very start of the tournament today when Brooks, his girlfriend was like, a little smoochy, smoochy. And he was like, No, that's man card shit. Yeah. Kissing girls.

You get your man card taken for less than that on the golf course. Well, he was like, I'm about to win like $2 million like live. I want to keep my options open here. My theory is that he just, he wanted the visual of her staring at him. Yes. Like she stared at tiger at the masters. He wanted that visual out there to put on a shirt. That's a Jenna Sims Brooks girlfriend for walking it off very nicely.

Yes. Like she knew that was the wrong time to ask for a kiss and she kind of just like picked up the pace a little bit and played it off like a real pro. What's the Mount Rushmore of places to not ask for a kiss? I would say on the shitter with the boy when you're with the boys. Yeah. When you're hanging with the boys. Yeah.

Hang with the boys about to win a major tournament, but you haven't teed off yet in front of Manny Pacquiao who we might interview this week. Yeah. Well, no. Don't do that. Well, we can kiss. Yeah. Well, no, I don't think in front of him.

I think we have to. I don't think he's down with that. I think it would be homophobic of us not to make out in front of Manny Pacquiao. What are the other places? Oh, kissing the bride when you're not the groom. Yeah. That could be bad. That's really bad.

If you're Italian, you kind of have to. That's true. It's just like tongue kiss. Yeah. All good things. Any for you? In the throne room after you just burnt down. Wait.

No spoilers. No spoilers. We're going to get to the spoilers at the end, but yes, that's actually a really bad thing. I would also say in inside the parameters of a Buffalo Wild Wings. Yeah. That's guy's own. Unless asked to like maybe like, hey, can you get some of this Buffalo Wild Wings sauce

off my lips? Unless she's wearing a referee jersey and has eye black on. Unless she just put the game into quadruple over time. Then it's like, let's go. We're tongue wrestling. Let's do it. Yeah. So Brooks is the man.

I don't really know what else to say. Brooks is absolutely the man and people are saying he's a front runner because he only cheers for the Packers and the Yankees and the Lakers and he only wins in tournaments with that has the strongest field. So yeah, I guess he's a front runner, but I guess being a front runner in golf is a good thing. Yeah. And by the way, shout out, special shout out to our boy, uh, uh, Brandy, Brandy Chamby,

Brandy Chamby, trying to fight his way through it, try to tweet his way through the roast of the shit out of you. I roasted him back. Yeah. I didn't take Twitter account, didn't, didn't retweet my response to him. Blixby Chambliss is probably the worst golf announcer or an analyzer of all time. Your name fucking sucks. Your name sucks.

I know you didn't give it to yourself, but you could have changed it. You've had, judging by your profile picture, probably 75 years to change it and you haven't yet barred or be stripped for the leaves, whatever the hell your name is. Brando. You were wrong, Brando. Brando. Doesn't matter. Just think about that.

Hey, what's up? I'm Brando. What a fucking dude. And the only way that they show penance for it is by repeatedly saying, fine, stop telling me I was wrong. I'm wrong. I wasn't technically wrong. Yeah.

I want him to, I actually want him to dig in like and double down on his Brooks Kepke hate now. Yes. And say that, see, I told you these last two days, he's just average. He's not that good. Yes. Forget when he said a major championship record in the first two rounds. Not to go all Todd Haley on it, but could you imagine like looking at a baby and being

like, that's Brando. This is Bricksville. That's Brando right there. We shall name him Brando. All right. We have NBA playoffs. If you missed any of the games this week, I got a quick update from our guy, Magic, with Steph Curry's 36 points, Draymond Green's 2013 12 triple double and Clay Thompson's

incredible defense. The Warriors, three superstars led them to another win in the series. The Warriors, three superstars, three superstars, no, no exclamation points. So I think magic is in trouble. This was a cry for help. But yes, the question now is, are the Warriors better without Kevin Durant? I think what you're seeing is they're more fun to watch without Kevin Durant. They're absolutely more fun to watch.

They play a more interesting brand of basketball. Steph Curry is allowed to be Steph Curry. Everyone's got to take a step back when Kevin Durant's there. Hmm. Interesting. Everybody gets to be themselves when Kevin Durant's not around. Draymond is more Draymond than he is normally. Kevon Looney is awesome.

He's very loony. Now, and Clay is Clay. Clay. It's just Clay. By the way, Clay, like everyone's like, what's happening to Damian Lillard, which, by the way, I think they said that he has a separated rib. So he's like one one rib away from being able to suck his own dick like Marilyn Manson. But Clay Thompson is so good on you know, who else had a separated rib?

Was Eve? Oh, yeah. That's true. Or she was a separated rib. But Draymond, Draymond and Clay defensively, like that's what the Warriors, the Warriors, everyone talks about the Warriors offense because their offense is unreal. But when they're like, hey, we're just going to fuck you up on defense, they did it again on in game three where they were down like 10.

Yeah. Like, yeah, okay, now we're going to start playing and you have no chance. It was demoralizing as a long time Blazers fan as a CJ McCollum stand. And let me just say the way that he met Jennifer from I'm Trying Jennifer, Colin Coward could learn a lot about how to deal with people. Yeah. From Jennifer. It's true.

She was gracious and defeat when she sat down with him before the before the game. But she's a warrior. Sorry. Yeah. But she was like, I'm sorry. She knew she had the upper hand. It's really easy to be. It's really easy to be gracious about everything if you're a Warriors fan.

That's true. But yeah, it was cool seeing CJ greet her and like turn the page on that. But there's nothing that the Blazers can do right now. It's over. And you know what? Like I'm trying to get myself to a place where I'm saying it's going to be an interesting finals between the Bucks and the Warriors. Okay.

I don't think it is. No, it is. All right. So I went to game two on Friday night in Milwaukee. First of all, that stadium's awesome. I also got sat net. I was sitting next to a guy who is like probably 280 going, Yanis Jersey, no undershirt. Love it.

Tough. But Yanis is like, he's such an insane freak that and when you watch me in person, you're like, it's even to a different level. I think the I think the Bucks will absolutely give them a good and they have home court. So people forget that they do. And they played terrible against the Raptors game three and they still went to double overtime and they needed the refs to just ignore a double dribble from Kwai to for the Raptors to win that game.

So is that game being played under protest by the Bucks? It was double dribble, but it was also with like three minutes left in the game. Yeah. But still and they ended up losing by what? Butterfly. 60 points. That's, oh yeah, that's like when somebody farts in Tiananmen Square, somebody gets run over by a tank.

A dragon farted. Yeah. I do think it's going to be a good finals. I don't know. I hope that you're right for my own sake, because for all of us as a fan of good sports over bad sports, I hope you're right. But I'm just kind of thinking that I'm going to be very disappointed with it. The I guess in hockey, I mean, the sharks just laid a fucking dud in San Jose.

So I think it's going to be Blues Bruins. Yeah. Are you ready for it? I'm excited. There's a lot of St. Louis guys in the office. I'm excited. Yeah. It's going to be war.

Mm-hmm. Bruins Hank. Hank, do you think if the Bruins win a Stanley Cup, there's going to be a baby that's going to be born in the next three months, name something stupid like Sail, Gronk, Tucker? Sail Gronk, Tucker McGillicuddy. Tucker. Probably not. Tucker.

Tucker. Tucker would be a strong name though. Two guys. Tucker. Tucker. Yeah. We just named him Tucker and then with the Boston accident it becomes Tucker. That's true.

Yeah. He's a real shithead. By the way. By the way. Nobody likes him because he's a winner. I forgot to mention the Yanis stuff. You guys see the new this league going around the Jason kid. The reason why the Lakers want him as assistant coach is because he will get Yanis as a free

agent. Oh, there you go. They're just planning two years ahead. I like that. Yeah. So the coach that fucked up Giannis' game the most. But Yanis remember he like called him and was like, don't fire him. Yeah.

Yeah. He freaked out at the last second. But yeah, that's interesting. Yeah. I'm not buying it. I'm putting my mark right now. Giannis is not going to be like it does suck if you're like a small market team. You don't want to be in space gym.

Yeah. It's true. But it sucks when you're a small market team and every move that like a big market team they're like, well, it's just that they're going to steal your player in two years. Obviously. It's very Yankee-esque. Oh, the best. You know, we're like, oh, that's a future Yankee.

Yeah. The best part about basketball is thinking about what's going to happen in the future of basketball not actually watching the games that are going on. Yeah. That's the this league. Now they're talking about the upcoming free agency than watch the actual last four teams that are playing. Yep.

Yep. I agree with that. This league. All right. Should we do who's back of the week? Let's do it. Hey, why don't you go first? Yeah.

Why don't you start? Yeah. Why don't you go first? Yeah. You go. You go. Sure. You go.

By the way, I almost cried tonight on Game of Thrones. We'll get to that later. That's not true. Okay. I have the video. Who's back showing emotions in front of the fellas? Hey, crying at TV shows. Big boxing match this weekend, Deontay Wilder, who before the fight said that boxing is the

only sport where you can kill a man and get paid for it at the same time. So why not use my right to do so, which is like pretty, pretty intimidating words before fight. And then he went out and knocked it out in like the first, first 10 seconds. Yeah. I don't know if that's factually accurate though. Like I've seen some Steelers, Bengals games, you can kill somebody and still get paid for it.

Yes. In football. Fontaine's perfect. They don't take away many, many. They don't take away your paycheck if the other guy happens to die. That knockout was insane. It was crazy. Yeah.

His ear looked like it almost fell off. Yeah. He got hit on his left ear and his right ear took so much of the force through his head. They looked like it was going to fly away like a butterfly. And that still is like boxing for all the things that have happened with boxing and like all the belts and everything getting confusing and you have seen the referees fucking things up and UFC kind of like eating into it. There's still something about boxing like in terms of all time sports moments.

You know, you talk about walk off home run or like a buzzer beater, just obliterating a dude with a knockout. The sweet side. That is, that is like on the Mount Rushmore of sports moments is just can't say anything about it. Is Bert's sugar still alive? Is he around? No.

You know who died? Letterman just died. Yeah. Who said Howard Letterman? Oh. You know when they get his cards? You can't say Letterman just died. And then follow it up with D.

Well, no, you should have listened to my pronunciation. I clearly use the D there. Okay. Letterman just died. But sugar. Is he around? R.I.P. I think so.

Okay. I can just imagine him watching that knockout and the cigar just like falls out of his mouth. Howard Letterman, by the way, like classic, like it was very much a Joe plus situation where the HBO got rid of boxing and he was like, all right, that's it for me. That's enough for all how he was a legend of the world, R.I.P. Hank, another one. Wait, which belt did he get?

The I.B.F., U.B.F. and the Ruffin and Rowdy belt. How many belts? We're going to make boxing, bring all the belts together. If they can't acknowledge a heavyweight champion until they acknowledge Ruffin and Rowdy. The unified champion. Yeah, they want to unify the belts. They have to fight that super racist dude that knocks everyone out in West Virginia.

I would love to see Deontay Wilder fight that guy. Yeah. While he was wearing Travis. Travis Terman. Travis Terman while he's wearing jeans cowboy boots. Beast, no, that's it. That's it. Who's back?

Okay. Yeah. Who's back in the week is the Jets. Yeah. So the Jets are back in a big way. Adam Gase has taken over, established Prima Nacta after taking out McCagginen and whoever else, you know, forcing trades, doing all this shit. One other high level evaluator with a different team said that this is the biggest mistake

anyone in the NFL has made in years. Gase is crazy. He's the most paranoid person in the world. This will be like Todd Haley on crack. Whoa. Wait. I for one anonymous source. So this was definitely true.

It was a GM who's scared this will happen to themselves. You know what? So like, we can't let these coaches start running the league. Okay. This is crazy. Two things. One, it was either Adam Gase that said this because he's so paranoid that he has to impersonate other GM's or it was Todd Haley that planted us out just so that all of a sudden Todd Haley

is looking pretty fucking reasonable right now as opposed to Todd Haley on crack. Todd Haley was probably coked up and said he's like, he's like, he's Todd Haley on crack. Or third option, Dave Gettelman being like, let's get, let's get this narrative going that there's a team that's more of a clusterfuck than mine in New York City. Yeah. Let's just, let's remind Mike Francesa who the real clusterfucking this town is. Yeah. Because they've been talking about me too much the last couple of days.

And then the LeVion Bell stuff. And then LeVion Bell stuff. So LeVion doesn't think that he's wanted in town. Although there's a real debate, like, should they trade LeVion Bell turned back to the Steelers? Well, because the idea, it's actually one of those hilarious things that gets thrown out there in the sports media ecosystem. And then when you look at it, you're like, actually, it kind of makes sense because they

already paid him $12 million. So the team that they get gets LeVion Bell doesn't have to pay him as much. So people are like, the jets could trade LeVion Bell for a first rounder. That would be that's a real conversation. Send him back to the Steelers. That would be so fucking funny. I would, I'm absolutely here for that. And Antonio Brown's going to get traded because he's back in the Steelers too.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's fun to look forward to. My other who's back in the week is Ted Ginn. He's back. Yes. He's challenging people to races. Yes.

He says, if anybody out there can beat me and was a hundred yard dash, I'll pay you $10,000. So Ted Ginn is that's really the only thing he's known for is still just being like, well, no, dropping football and running for the nearest out of bounds line whenever he catches a football. Right. The kid that broke the high school like track record challenged him. Oh, shit. Okay.

And Ted Ginn has responded. Oh, damn. So he's. He's back. He's back. But now he's back on the house. He's actually genius by Ted Ginn. He's back.

Now he's on the house. He's reminding everybody that is fast. Right. Because you can't remind him. You can't be like, I'll challenge anyone to a jugs test. Right. See who can catch a ball. I would love to see him and Mike Wallace compete in just a race, but have it be a four hundred

yard race and see if they're able to actually make the turns around the corners. Yes. They're allergic to turning to the side. DK Metcalf is in the league now. Like that's his. The only thing he can do is run in a straight line. Also the little white guy that plays in Arizona. Yes.

That played at UMass. Uh, fuck. Stat. Stat department. Who is he? Go. Our UMass grad. Bubba just threw it out.

Well, not Bella. Close to grad. He's a beauty. PMT stole his degree. Oh, shit. What? You know who? College dropouts run in this show.

Carl and Isles. Yeah. Carl and Isles of U.S. Rugby fame. He also responded said race me. I'll double it. Yeah. Carl and Isles would beat the shit out of Tech. We should just challenge him.

Yeah. So Ted is so. Okay. He's not doing it. Well, I'll challenge him. He's not going to do it. Yeah. So I challenge you.

Are you allowed to ride like a motorcycle in this race? Yeah. I'll drive. Actually, our van would not get up to speed. No. He would be. It's like man versus beast. He would absolutely beat our van.

All right. My who's back. I got two. Kyler Murray's height. So there was the rookie symposium and they all got into formation for a picture. He stood next to Hollywood Brown, who is five nine and Kyler Murray is clearly shorter than him. And so as a short man, PFT, what do you say?

I'm not going to address the speculation. I'm sure we've established my height. It's fine. Okay. Let's say someone who can speak to taking pictures where they look very short. What do you say? You sound very ugly right now. No.

I'm just saying. I mean, what do we say to this? Has it never happened to you? You are an expert. Like this is a perfect expert. Listen, it has happened. It has happened. It has happened.

But I'm turning my nose up at this type of language that you're throwing at me. I'm just saying like we have an extra relatable. Here's the thing. We just have what we're talking about. Honestly. It's like when the Edward is standing outside of the Mississippi airport with Brett, he's a Brett Farve expert. You're our height expert.

Okay. We now go live. It's the PFT who's standing outside Brett Farve's house. Yeah. Okay. The knees are very tricky joints because a lot of times when you're, listen, a lot of times when you're getting your picture taken, if you're not standing lock leg, lock leg, you're like totally released hips to borrow a term from golf with your ankles at the exact

correct angle to or even just a little bit of a slouch in the waist. Maybe it was taken at night when you're a little shorter. The problem is, yeah, that's actually very true. You are at maximum height first thing in the morning. I think that there's a lot of things that could be an explanation for this. I myself am a Kyler Murray 511 truth or I don't believe that he's 510 and 780 or whatever. You think he's a 4511? I think he had a little bit of clay on his heel.

You remember that, that rumor going around that he had a prosthetic on his heel? I actually do think that he's shorter. I think he's shorter than I am. Whoa. So he's like five, six? He's like five, six, five, seven, five, eight, five, eight and a half, five, eight and three quarters. Okay.

He's any one of those numbers, but I think he's shorter than me, but I will say, you know, all the different joints in your body that can bend and change direction. It's very possible for him to be 510 and come into this picture looking like he's 580. It does happen. I've taken short pictures before. Yeah. Right. So I've also taken tall pictures.

As a short man, do you think that Kyler Murray is kind of being like a little bit of a fraud here, not owning up to his height? Yeah. As a short man who's never lied, I should have said that. I think it's disgusting that he's running away from his true height. Right. It's his height. Yeah.

You can actually, in China, I think you break all your bones in your body and they elongate you. Know what they do is they break your shins. Yeah. They elongate you. You're in a cast for like a year. Yeah. Then you get like two inches of height.

Yeah. Well, it can be up to four. I've looked into the surgery. Kind of makes you look like a pussy that you're just using those weird shoes when you could break your shins and dunk. Oh, no, I don't think that that would work because it probably makes you less like your jumping ability shrink. Yeah.

You probably just break your legs every time you jump. Yeah. Exactly. Just make some, I need to drink a lot of milk. It's a walking surgery. So I'm going to be able to dunk without the surgery, but I have looked into it and you can get like four inches. But then you just end up just walking around like a freak with the longest shin bones of

all time and your whole body is not proportional. Right. Who would want that? So, yeah, to answer your question, I do think that Kyler Murray is running away from his true self. I think that he's like five, eight. Okay. Maybe five, nine.

Also, the headband was too big. Yeah. Just nitpicking. Yeah. But it was bad. I've got a name for him, but I don't think it's appropriate. Say it. Say it.

Say it. Say it. No. Now you have to say it. I'm not going to say it. Say it. No. Come on.

It's problematic. So I'm withholding the take. Say it will bleep it. Put your mic away. Say it will bleep it. The take will be on the great episode. Write it down. Write it down.

I'll say it. All right. You're not going to say it. You're not going to say it. I'm going to say it. I'm going to say the roof is, is that I'm just inventing right now for somebody who is short. But refuses to acknowledge.

You're not saying it. They're true height. Yeah. I'm definitely not saying that. You're not saying that. Yeah. All right. So that one will be lost.

Okay. Yeah, that was a good job. You have to even work out saying I'm actually across it out just in case someone walks by and says it, leaves it. Okay. So my other who is back this week was the Mannings. So Arch Manning, way to really be fucking creative with your names that are Mannings.

Arch Manning, whose Cooper Manning's son is apparently a stud, he's a freshman, no eighth grader, and he played in a senior practice and threw three touchdowns. That's gotta be a nickname, right? We're gonna have Mannings forever. We're never getting rid of the Mannings. It was a stroke of genius by Cooper to name his kid Arch,

because he was sick of Eli and Peyton getting all the shine from Archie. And so he's like, you know what? I'm really gonna suck up to him. My son is just being, it's gonna be named exactly what my dad's name is. He'll hold the Giants front office hostage for 25 years to have Arch Manning be the star.

Dave Gettleman is so excited to see this kid play. And he's like six, three already. John Elway and Dave Gettleman are gonna get into a sword fight to the death for the rights to draft this kid. You ready for a woe? We're all gonna die. We're gonna die before Mannings are out of the NFL. Like they're gonna be Mannings in the NFL

till the day we die. They're gonna outlast us. As human beings, the Mannings family as quarterbacks are gonna live longer than what we might die after the show, but you know what I mean. How many years until he's in the pros? Probably what? Like he's, I think he's like 13, 14.

So he'll be there in like seven years? Yeah. Right when Eli's ending his career. Right when I'm getting ready to die. Yeah, right when, no, right when Eli's ending his career and pass the torch. What do you think? And then fucking Peyton has kids too.

They'll be wizards. What do you think the college search process is like for a man and kid? I guarantee they're acting like real dickards about it. Yeah, and then Ole Miss. Ole Miss, and they'll probably take a visit to LSU but have no intention of going there. Right, because that'd be weird to have a quarterback there.

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Patrick Mahomes and Anthony Sherman. Great week. Okay, grit week, episode one for grit week presented by Body Armor. We are here in Kansas City. We're joined by Patrick Mahomes. He's the reigning NFL MVP and his fullback, Anthony Sherman, who's also known as Sausage with Hands.

And let's start with this guys. Let's start with how we start every grit week interview. What is grit? How do you define grit? Explain what grit is and where you can see it. We'll start with the fullback, because Patrick, no big deal. He doesn't really have much grit than grit.

I think the biggest thing is someone that just never gives up, always continues to fight. Might get knocked down three, four times, but always continues to continue to fight, fight, fight over and over again and someone that you want to take with you to a back alley and do some damage. Okay, I like that. And you, Patrick?

For me, it's kind of the same thing. It's just someone that can make it happen. It doesn't have to always be perfect. They don't have to have the right circumstances. There's someone that can find a way to make it happen, no matter what the circumstance is. Okay, that's a good answer. I like that.

Now, that being said, I have a bone to pick with you, Mr. Sherman, because your performance in the Pro Bowl was kind of a look at me type deal, where you were like, I'm going to try to win this Pro Bowl MVP award and kind of have a new trophy to put on my mantle. Instead of, you know, you were demanding passes. Patrick was like, I guess I got to throw him the ball again.

He was trying to steal the car. You know, they get to give out the car and I was trying to get it. Well, Patrick didn't throw me any passes, actually. He said, I'm not going to throw it downfield as far as I can every play. You can get downfield. Well, I can a little bit, but I mean, he was out there

and the rain got to him a little bit. So your big touchdown this year, that was where the nickname Sausage with Hands came from. Andy Reed gave it to you, right? Yes. Did he have that nickname before? I had Sausage for the last six years. Okay.

And then he decided to throw hands in there because I caught him a touchdown. Okay. Andy strikes me as a guy that has like food nicknames ready to go for everybody. So it's like, okay, Sausage, your Paddy Moe. I remind him of a Sausage when that's my first time. Yeah.

I could see that. I could see Sammy Watkins. Yeah. The honey badger, you probably signed the honey badger. He's a huge nickname guy for sure. What's yours for him? Or what is it? It's the voice.

The voice. That's a good one. Why do they call you the voice? Interesting. I don't know. I heard there was a good voice impersonation in this room. Yeah. Some people in the media have taken shots at your voice.

I'm not going to name any names, but we'll certainly address that a little bit. Yeah, we can address that. Let's start though with this past season, going into this, you know, the 2019 season, you guys obviously had an unbelievable year, AFC Championship game, like one play away. What do you feel like in the building

terms of expectations and what's going to happen next year? Like you guys feel like there's a little more pressure, or do you feel like, hey, we got this. We were like, we were right there. We got this. I think the biggest thing is there's not added pressure. It's the pressure that we put on ourselves. And that's the Super Bowl.

We know we were so close this last season. Didn't find a way to win the game. But you have to find ways to win those big, big games and get to the Super Bowl. I mean, that should be everyone's goal when they step into the facility every single day. Should we change overtime rules? I mean, it doesn't matter to me.

Say it though, so because then we'll get headlines. Well, no, no, it does not matter to me. Do you want a chance to have the ball in your hands? Were you pissed that you didn't get the ball? Yeah, I mean, if you don't get the ball, you're always upset. Overtime rules suck. But you know the rules before you go into that thing.

But you're like, put to make it fair. If you have two great quarterbacks, like Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes, then they should each get a shot to run the offense, right? You should just have a shot to win the football game, no matter what the rules are. Just follow the rules and get the win. You're very diplomatic.

I don't know about that. That seems a QB answer. Yeah, that was a real QB answer. What do you think, Sherm? I think the rules are there. They are. And we knew that going in. No, come on.

It's one of those things where it's, you know, who knows what would happen if we did get the ball first. And it's one of those things where that was last year. They're giving me the damn ball. Well, Patrick, oh my god, there you go. OK, put that on a quote board. Yeah, change the rules. Change the rules.

Were you shocked, though, at all, Patrick about how unbelievable your season was? Because it started and just started rolling. And it was 50 touchdowns. Essentially, you had the Ben Simmons Rookie of the Year kind of thing, where you had only played one game the year before. Was there ever a moment where you're like, shit,

like this is crazy that I'm doing this right away? Yeah, I know. Yeah, the 50 touchdowns in 5,000 yards. I mean, if any quarterback expects that going to the season and they tell you that, they're lying. I mean, I knew we had a very good team with a lot of great players around me. That were going to make my job a lot easier.

I knew if I just followed what Coach Reed said, that we had a chance to win a lot of football games. But then as the season kind of went on, the touchdowns just started adding up. You don't even think about them, but you just see them. And it was something that was surprising. But with the talent that we have around me, I knew that we had a chance to be a really good football team.

A little bit of real talk. You give a lot of credit to Alex Smith for kind of showing you the ropes when you got into the league. And it's kind of surprising, because if you think of Alex Smith and Pat Mahomes, they're two very different quarterbacks. They play in different styles, approach the game, I think, in different ways. But maybe not.

I was wondering, what was it specifically about Alex that made the transition from your college system? Big 12 guy came in with the whole Big 12 quarterbacks can't play in the NFL. What was it about Alex Smith that made that transition so much easier? I think just he knew how to tell me what mistakes that he made when he was young.

I mean, he got thrown into a kind of really a bad situation when he first got into the NFL, where they kind of threw him out there, and he had to just try to make it happen and try to make it work. And he knew those mistakes that young quarterbacks make. And by him just being the type of guy he was, if I would do something in practice, he'd be like, amen. Just try it this way.

It helped me out when I was that age, and it helped me out when I was a young QB. And so him just being like that, and every aspect, starting with talking about him, he's like the best guy, not even the best kind of leader or football player, but he's the best guy. And I think that kind of rubbed off on me of just how to go about being a professional quarterback.

Was there ever a moment where you were frustrated and like, I really should be playing? Not a knock on Alex Smith, but I mean, I think the media has heard stories about how, and Sherm, you can back this up or not, but the stories of you lighting up practice, even in your rookie year, and people being like, well, this guy's pretty damn good.

And was there ever a moment where you're like, I love Alex Smith, but I should be playing? Not really, honestly. I mean, that would make it easier was that Alex went out and threw like 30 something touchdowns at like, we were like the best team in the AFC West, we won the AFC West that year. And you're like, man, like he's doing his thing.

He's out there making plays. I mean, as a competitor, you want to play, but when the guy in front of you is going out there and making plays every single week, he kind of puts it in perspective of, I just keep doing your job. And if they call upon you to be ready to go. So you obviously saw Patrick in practice here,

like this guy can light it up. Oh, absolutely. You know, as soon as he came in the building, you could tell there was something about his arm and the way he would throw the ball. But at the same time, coach Reed set the standard and he knew we all knew the roles and who we had and who's in front of us.

It's one of those things we just go out there and compete and time will take care of itself and we'll figure out, you know, who's going to be that guy next year when everything's said and done. Was it ever a little bit awkward when you step out on the field for the first time and you just, you winged the ball 50 yards on a rope

and you just look at Alex and he knows and you know. Yeah. And it's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's just what I do. No, because he was diamond at the first, like all of training camp. The competition kind of drove each of us

to step our games up even more. And I mean, he was out there throwing doms. He had a better completion percentage. He had more touchdowns. He had more, we rate our throws more threes, which are like the best throws. And so I didn't really have an argument. I mean, I was just trying to go out there and make plays,

but he was really kind of taking over the during training camp. So there's a rumor out there that your dad played baseball. Is that true? Yes, it is true. I think y'all hear about it some time. Yeah. Does that piss you off?

Like obviously it's out of your control, but it's like part of what our podcast is and the jokes we make is the thing, the narratives that the media runs with and it just gets so nauseating. Are you like, I don't want to talk about my dad playing baseball anymore? I've gotten completely used to it.

I mean, that starting now, kind of a national nationwide type of thing, but that's been going on my whole entire life. Even when I was a little kid playing T-ball, everybody was saying, oh yeah, his dad plays baseball. That's the kid's who's dad plays baseball at every baseball tournament I'd go to. And so I've kind of grown up with that.

But I mean, I honestly like it. I mean, it shows that my dad went out there and had a great major league career. And I'm trying to follow in his footsteps and just be the best athlete and the best person I can be. Okay, so rate how I did bringing up that your dad played baseball.

It was kind of a different way. Yeah, it was definitely the first time I heard it that way. There we go. So I did okay there. Like a six and a half. How much did it actually help though, like the baseball to the football? Because that's what's crazy is you'll make a throw

and we're like, wow, his dad did play baseball. Patrick played baseball. It's like, I think he's probably just a good football player. I think it has nothing to do with baseball. I think it helped more in the locker room and around the clubhouse or locker room. Interesting. You get to see guys like your boy Arod

and you guys like Derek Jeter. This is boss. This is boss. Yeah, my boss. It's not a boss. I'm a boss. Don't have my boys yet. My boss.

But you see those guys that they're in there at like two o'clock when they have a 730 game and they're just hitting off the tee. And I'm like, my dad's making me mad, making me hit off the tee when I'm freaking 10 years old and Arod's doing it for hours on hours. And you see that type of stuff and you realize that you can't just get to the top

and be satisfied. You have to keep working on the little things. Did your dad ever text you in like when Vlad Jr. came up and was like, this could have been us, but you disappointed me by being a quarterback? Yeah. Like this was us. No, I mean, I texted him

because he was a football player himself. So that could have been us. If he was. There we go. We got to get that spin going. We actually got to say, did you know that his dad played football? Yes.

That's how you take control of narratives right there. That's good. I want to bring up Andy Reed. You mentioned him a second ago. We love Andy Reed on the show. Love him. He's one of our absolute favorites. Have you ever seen him wear pants?

No, never. I think, I think maybe that's also I think he has to do on the game. Yeah. He has to when we have like the little like, the little picture day or production. But he probably during games has shorts on underneath his pants.

Well, I know at practice, it'll be like 13 degrees and he never lets us go inside. We always practice outside. And so he always has his shorts on. He'll have his shorts in a jacket. How many, how many times a week does he wear a Hawaiian shirt? Those are big occasions. Okay.

I wouldn't even say that. I wouldn't say that. I would say in season, whenever we have a road game. Oh, like for the trip. Yeah. For the trip. Yeah. It's on a suit.

He puts it on a wine. Back in the day, you got dressed up to travel. And he's got a little bit of that left. Yes. Time to put on the Tami Bahama. And he's allowed to wear Tami Bahama. Yeah. That's amazing.

I heard that his favorite snack that he has, it's bizarre. Maybe you guys can confirm or deny this. Involves wasabi peas and a seasonal drink. Is that ringing any bells whatsoever? I have not heard that. No, not even that. Word on the street is he goes around just sipping eggnog.

You're around. I think what happened to us PFT here is that we showed up to the chief's facility and every guest that shows up, they're like, what can we tell them that Andy Reed eats and have them believe it? Maybe. I wanted it to be true so badly. Maybe people only see him around Christmas.

So what is his favorite snack? What is his like go-to meal? I would say it's go-to meals at cheeseburger and then after a little ice cream. Okay. Hagen Doss. Hagen Doss. Don't, yeah, Hagen Doss every time.

I have a scenario for you, Patrick. Should we call you Pat or Patrick? What do you like better? It does not matter to me at all. Okay. Call him whatever you want. Mr. Mahomes, here's a fun little scenario to walk you through.

At the end of the game, let's say you're up by four points, three minutes left. God forbid you tear your rotator cuff in your right arm. Completely shot. Things hanging, God forbid. Things just hanging there by a string. No shame. Could you win a game if it was third and eight?

You have one first down to win it by throwing a left-handed pass by design. I could throw it about 25 yards left-handed so I think I could do it. Not very accurate. What? Hold the thing in there. Let's get to that point.

We play this game on Saturdays and we go left-handed and it's not very good. Yeah, but when you have Kelsey, you just gotta throw it around him. No, I guess that's true. Yeah, but plot twist, he catches it and then he starts screaming at the defender after he gets tackled like he likes to do.

15-yard penalty. Now you have a 22-yard pass they have to make. I've got a plot twist. He pitches it left-handed to someone that can throw and then the ball gets completed that way. Ooh. Are you that person? I mean, I could.

Yeah. That's how we, the coach wants to call it. Or third and 22, full-back screen. You know, drop it off the screen. There you go. He can get it. I love it. We take him like 27 steps, but he'll get there.

Probably more than average. Do you want more carries this year? Because you had, I think, one last year for two yards which is great for a full-back. Like, sabrometrically, that's the sweet spot that you want to be in. But would you like to get the ball shoved into your gut more? No, not really.

Okay. There's a great answer. I'd rather block, to be honest. That's exactly what we need for Great Week. A couple of screen passes here and there, but other than that, I'm ready to do the dirty work for him and those guys that make plays. So you, Sherman, you went to the football powerhouse

at Yukon and I have to bring it up. He wasn't your coach, but I have to bring it up. What were your thoughts on the civil conflict? That right there. Yeah. You put it in the pack. Did you do the Bob Diacco and lock it into a chest and throw it away?

No, yeah, I didn't even, I don't want to bring it up again actually. What's the civil conflict? Oh my God. It's the greatest thing in Yukon history. You think that you had some games, like a Texas Tech against Oklahoma? Yeah.

The, was it Central Florida versus Yukon? Just, they were born burgers. So Bob Diacco, who was the coach after you, you had an Edsel, right? I had Edsel, yeah. So he created a rivalry out of thin air. He said, we're just, he literally said we were choosing our rival

and it's Central Florida made the whole trophy and then UCF just completely ignored it. Like they beat Yukon and just left the trophy on the field. And it was, and so the whole thing is civil conflict and it's FLCT at the end of conflict. And they had a clock counting it down. And it was very embarrassing for Yukon football. That can't be going well for Yukon here recently

with UCF being so good. Yeah. Well, no, no, no. It's done. It's all because he got fired. I think the trophy is still at the stadium. Yeah. You can't find the trophy.

Like there's a whole story, like a mystery out there of where the trophy is. He's just created it nowhere. It was embarrassing. But I love it because it's true football guy, like create a rivalry out of nothing. And he also said what the 21 yard lining in or 22 yard lining in was the actual red zone.

So he made his own red zone. It was just great football guy all around. Listen, that's just a football guy right there. Yeah. We're ragging on Yukon. We should have mentioned that you did go to a BCS ball. We did. The Fiesta ball.

Fiesta ball. You got your ass kicked. I wouldn't say that. 48-20 is, that's an ass kick. Let me check. Hank, stat. I don't know. I don't know.

Can you stat? I don't know. That's an ass kick. I don't think that's true. But you did. You went to a BCS ball. That's pretty big for Yukon football. Yeah.

And that was the high point right now. That's pretty minor high point. Yeah. We're trying to bring it back with that. So coming back, but we'll see what happens. Yeah, that's right. So PFT just mentioned, Patrick, the Texas Tech Oklahoma games.

Can we talk about that classic game against Baker where you had 88 pass attempts? Yeah. And I actually worked out. The one that we've heard a thousand times. Well, no, but I won. So you had 819 total yards. You had five touchdowns, two interceptions.

No, one interception. And Baker had seven touchdowns, zero interceptions. That game. I had two Russian touchdowns. You did. You're right. 85 rushes, two touchdowns. That's true.

That game, was it, I mean, was that the most fun game you've ever played in? It would have been if we won. When you're at home and you lose a game, I mean, that never feels good. But it was a lot of fun going out there. We knew playing Baker and Joe Mixon and DD Westbrook and all those guys

that we were about to score a lot of points. So, I mean, it was back and forth. Every single drive, it seemed like each team was scoring. I didn't realize I had that many pass attempts to one of my roommates from like my freshman year came over to the sideline before the last drive. I was like, hey, Bruno, if you know, but you got 77 pass attempts.

And I was like, man, that's a couple. That's ridiculous. And so it was an amazing experience. Like I said, I've been better if we won, but it was a pretty rowdy crowd out there for Baker. It's like playing Madden on easy. You're just scoring every single drive. You guys going up and down the field.

We're playing like with the Chiefs. Yeah, we're playing with the Chiefs. Yeah, well, big 12, I mean, they don't play defense. What game was more fun to play in that one or this year against the Rams? Again, another game that we lost. So I mean, they had both of them work the most fun games. I have a theory on that.

I think that the books out on Pat Mahomes on how to beat him, I think you just let him throw the ball for 600 yards and six scores on you. And then at the end of the game, his arm's really tired because you've thrown the ball so many times. That might be it. It seems like every game that it's 50 plus that we seem to end up losing.

So we'll have to change it out to new defensive staff and new defensive guys we've got in there. So hopefully we can keep it to a more moderate score. Does your arm get tired when you when you like throw it 60 times, 88 times? No, I'm growing up playing baseball. I had a few games. There you go.

There you go. Go right back around. Damn it. How far do you think you could have thrown the ball if you had played that game in Mexico City? Probably 100. 100? Yeah, because I got it like I got it like 80, 83 in Denver.

And then you just you got that times it by two because it's like two miles above altitude. Yeah, it's a high stadium in the world. Yeah. So yeah. So we go back and see if he actually does it. So we've got proof. Yes.

What about us? So we can make sure that's coming through us first. How far could you throw a vortex football? I never was good with those, man. Like I don't know, man. Those aren't those aren't the ones I throw with it. It's making mass stuff. Yeah, I guess I guess so if you say it like that.

Yeah. Do you when you do the no look passes, do you realize your mechanics are terrible? My mechanics are never really great. I do a lot of do a lot of wild stuff. The coaches kind of are on that point where they're like, we need to kind of calm it down a little bit, but we can't let him be not be himself.

So it's kind of that that high and low that you have to kind of work with. And so I work on them all the time. And if I can, I try to stay good with the fundamentals. But sometimes I kind of just get a little wacky there. Yeah, your left handed fundamentals, the mechanics are way, way off on that. Like the no looks stuff like big cap brought up, but like your left arm, come on, man. Like you got to step into your throw.

It's hard once in a long time chasing you, man. Yeah, that's true. Did you rewatch the no look pass a bunch of times? Not as much as you would think. I like the past later on in the game, the fourth down pass. I liked more when I just kind of threw it to the middle of the field. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was definitely more exciting to me, but the no look was cool.

I mean, it's kind of funny. I sent the receiver, Gary, do the wrong way. So it kind of helped out on the play, but it definitely worked out. I mean, we won that game. That's got to fuck all your receivers up though now because they're like, we could get a pass at any time. Oh, they already knew that. OK, we work on that in training camp as they keep running

because he might throw it to you at any time. Yeah, there's no clear routes in this offense anymore. We've come to find out that anyone at any time could the ball be thrown at too. Yeah, do you do you get yourself watching your own gifts? No, never been big on like watching because I don't like watching stuff that happened already. I kind of just kind of keep moving forward. That's such a quarterback.

But you just said a second ago that you watched the no look. You did. Yeah, you have to watch it on film. You got to make yourself on film. I think you're really missing out a great part of your career, which is how giftable you are. Right now, you're the most giftable player in the NFL. I don't know. You've seen this guy on the Pro Bowl, man. That's true. Yeah, I didn't get that car, by the way.

Yeah, yeah. No, we didn't get that car. Oh, Pat, you didn't. I still have to see it or drive it. No, I hasn't came in yet. So I thought we could ride shotgun permanently. Well, I did tell him Brady would have given me the car. Yes, yes, but it's true. He didn't give it to me.

He got like seven cars or something. You know, I mean, you can always use another one, right? I don't have a seven cars. Oh, no, no, you don't know. I have a truck and that's it. Yeah, we'd heard about that. He would never drive a car. He's the only truck. Yes, yes.

So the Madden curse. Is it real? I mean, it wasn't for Brady. OK, and Antonio had a pretty good season. But did you wake up the next day when you found out? Well, I guess you found out a long time ago that you were a man. Did you was there any moment? I'm a very superstitious guy.

So I probably would have been like, no, thanks. Did you ever for a second like maybe I shouldn't? No, if it had been maybe when I was like 13 years old, maybe. But now that now that guys like Brady have kind of went in and had great seasons after it. And I mean, O'Dill had a pretty good season. I mean, a lot of guys have had great seasons right now. And so it can't it can't be it can't be real.

And there was apparently a curse that we couldn't win playoff games in Kansas City and we did. We broke that one. That's true. That's very true. Maybe my name is like curse breakers. Yeah, you would have actually really screwed with people's heads back when they had the passing cone, the vision cone. And man, did you play with that?

I did a couple of times. So if you were I hated if Pat Mahomes was a character in that game, the passing cone wouldn't mean shit because you'd be looking over to one side of the right and just throw it all the way across. If you let me find right. So you would have broken the video game. Yeah, that was a lot of people work very hard on that. The goal was to mess up the passing cone.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you play with yourselves in Madden? Yeah, I mean, yeah, we have a great offense like all you want in Madden. So yeah, for sure, I don't play Madden. I play NASCAR. You play NASCAR video game. Yeah, yeah. That's a whole set up.

You just drive around and I just go in a circle for 400 knots. It's pretty sweet because I'm old like old school racing, where I'm going to bump someone out of the way and put him in the wall. And what about the other like three hundred and ninety five laps? No, I don't do the whole thing. It's only getting a percentage of the race. You know, there's a hundred twenty five. It just turns up like Almond Brothers throws in a tin of Copenhagen pretends

he's just driving. Just driving simulator, driving some more. At the knees, German driving simulator. When we were with Baker Mayfield, he is bakers a big time. Listen to the haters guys and like he'll he'll take note of anyone who's ever slighted him or said something bad about him. Are you the same way? I mean, there's definitely times where I hear stuff that it can keep

motivating me, but it's not something that I kind of look at and kind of always pay attention to. But yeah, I mean, if you're a person in an NFL, you've had people that have kind of hated on you your whole life. No one believes when you're you're 12 years old, you're going to be a NFL football player. And so that's a special occasion. Yeah. But yeah, everybody thought I was going to be a baseball player when I kind of chose football.

Everybody was kind of like, what are you doing? Right. And so to me, it was like, all right, I'm going to go out there and make this work. I got to go out there and improve these people wrong. And so you definitely see some stuff and you kind of fall it away. Like, all right, I'm going to go out there and do it. But it's not something I like pay attention to all the time. OK, well, I got some hate that I want to read for you. Yeah, someone tweeted, didn't trade up to take Patrick Mahomes in the top 10.

That's a huge all caps win. Yeah, not a lot of people were happy that I got picked 10th over. I wrote that tweet. So I also said the hot take was I saw like one gift of you like before the season started, I was like, Patrick Mahomes overrated. This guy stinks. So, I mean, I still would, I still am going to back Mitch Trabisky. But I think you're probably OK at football.

Yeah, Mitch is good, man. Mitch is a good player and he got naggy there now. So yeah, they're really kind of taking off. But yeah, I mean, I appreciate the tweets. You know, you motivated me, I guess I was a big hater. Listen, I had to defend my guy and credit to me. I knew that I was wrong basically right away. Like your first game, I was like, whoops, that was a mistake. So I'm now on the right side.

You're a good team player. Yeah, exactly. You just got to stick with your guy. I might have motivated you, actually. Who knows? Yeah, yeah. If I had followed you back back then, yeah, I would have known that. And then you follow me and then I had to start saying really nice shit about you. Yeah, what about this one?

Excellent tackle on the interception by Blake Bortles. Pat Mahomes doesn't throw interceptions because he's a coward. Yeah, I don't know about that one. I can't remember the last time I made a tackle. I threw interceptions to the Patriots and Hightower hurtled me. So yeah, I need to work on that one. Yeah, yeah, Blake can help you out. OK, what about this?

A little starting, let's say you guys are starting a team. You're the GM. Would you rather have a quarterback that is thrown for fifty three hundred career yards or fifty four hundred career yards? Which one is me? You're the fifty three hundred. Mr. Biscay is fifty four. Oh, I don't know.

It depends on the team, I guess. Oh, OK, there we go. So maybe maybe the jury is still out. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to nitpick as many stats. You actually probably have to run a little more because that's the one I'm going to hold on to. Like you keep breaking all these records and doing all these things.

I'm just going to keep being like, yeah, but Mitch runs for more yards. Yeah, well, I stopped running in college my last year. I ran twice and I got two AC sprays on both shoulders of two different times. I ran and I was like, yeah, it's probably not for me. OK, so yeah, you're not a dual threat. Yeah, so Big Cat brought up a good point. We we do nitpick you sometimes. But oh, yeah, there's there's a very there are very few players

that we do that to and those are players that are so universally beloved that we like a lot, that we have to find something wrong with them because as fans, we have to be haters at times. So you want to get into some of the things that you go like this too much when you when like you're trying to hear the play. Yeah, you put your both hands up to yours like too much. Yeah, yeah, but you're too like, no, but you're on offense. Yeah, that's a lie.

You wave them around. You think you look cool. Yeah, I think it's just because Arrowhead's so loud that you make a good play and they're still cheering. Oh, like it's so loud that they're bad fans because they don't know the game of football and to be quiet and quiet. No, I'm saying the good fans because they can never be quiet because there are there's so many people in the stadium.

Yeah, OK, OK. What about how you always point for first downs on penalties? And when you get a first down, it's pretty obnoxious. Yeah, I got to make sure I get it, you know? Yeah, but you always like it's just pedaling my home. But think about this. We get it. Think about it this way. The rest are thinking about it.

They look over, they see someone pointing for the first down, first down. Oh, that's like pointing the direction in basketball when there's a loose ball. Yeah, I like to catch or framing a third strike. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You've got to give them the idea. That actually is a very good explanation for you. You wear a lot of turtlenecks. I've only wore one turtleneck all season last year.

It's like it's big and for the you were six out. Yeah, I wear it once in the last game. I've seen you. Well, OK. Maybe it's not a lot. I wear it twice. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Exactly. And I'm pretty sure I've seen you with like a headband around your neck. Yeah. So there's just a lot of stuff happening at your neck.

Yeah. Yeah, I like to have a very human, warm neck. You got to keep that voice ready to go. Yeah, exactly. I'll lose it quick. Yes. What about the big white block on your helmet in the front? That's obnoxious. You got to talk to the helmet people about that. OK. Well, you could put like a logo of yourself on it or something. Yeah, but then you wouldn't be a helmet guy.

You'd be a guy. Well, here's you wouldn't be a team guy. Well, let's put a let's put a logo of you pointing the first down. That way you don't annoy me. Two birds with one stone. I'm not annoyed by the white spot on your helmet. And now you don't have to point out the first picture of Sherm. There we go. I know I have grit or maybe just a little sausage with his face and two hands, stick hands coming out.

So so a full body picture of him. Yeah, we might actually have it. Sure. And then you get a visor so that when he looks at you, he's like, shit, I do have to throw it to the sausage with hands. Yeah, that's a good idea. Next. Looks pretty sweet. I just did the Oakley deal. So I can get him a visor for sure. Are you going to wear a visor next year?

We'll see. Quarterbacks. Yeah, if you had if you had the mirror advisor, yeah, I'd be sick. I don't think they allow that because then you can't see the quarterbacks eyes. But I mean, that doesn't matter with me. Now with you, that would be an advantage for you. It might help out the you look like a robot from the future playing quarterback with hands.

Yeah, not looking anywhere. Wait, so do you think our nitpicking was fair? You got you have to you have to be some of it. Last one, you know, you point too much. I do point a lot. Yeah, you do a lot. Last one, your voice is hilarious. Yeah, I mean, I've heard about it my whole life. I like again, this is one of those things

that like we have to find something almost as a joke to poke fun at. But it's a very unique voice. I know that coach Reed absolutely loves it. He does. He calls you the voice. He calls you froggy. Is that one of them? He might say froggy real quick, but the voice is his go to. And he actually can mimic my voice like perfect.

Really? Can you do an impression of Andy Reed doing an impression of you? That I'd just be talking. Yeah, that's I'd just be saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, it was a good job. Coach Reed is when he got in the huddle for the first time and you heard him try to spit out a play and that voice.

And you're like, what's going on? Yeah, no, it messed me up because I was talking. And you know, you're like looking around the huddle and I looked over and Kelce was laughing. And so I had to stop calling the play. And I was like, bro, just when someone's like, just let me call it. Yeah, like, dude, I'm the franchise quarterback. You're going to have to get used to this.

It's actually a very cool voice and it's unique, which is, I think, important to have like you stand out a little bit that way. It's distinguished. It is distinguished. Yeah, it has a lot of grit. Yes. Oh, it does. It has gravel in it. Yeah. It sounds like you actually have like pebbles in your throat.

Yeah, I have one last one. None of your teammates tweeted happy birthday to you when it was your birthday. Oh, wow. It was a game day. Weird thing about football. No, it was Monday. Yeah, Monday, Sunday, game day. Thursday, game day.

You got to always be ready. You're always ready. So it's a game that there's football and that's a game. Actually, we that's the most like relatable thing that you've ever said. Yeah, like game days or every day football is on. It's true. It's just it doesn't matter if your team's playing. I just thought I thought maybe Bo Callahan 2.0 on that one.

It's actually very annoying how well you handled or all those. Yeah, that was you. All right, all right. You can choose everything I do. Oh, great. You guys brought up her answer for everything I brought up Matt Nagy. He was your coach for a couple of years. What was he like as a coach?

Are you surprised at all that he's having so much success in Chicago? No, not at all. Well, like what type of guy is he? I'm looking for a quote that way. They'll run it in Chicago and they'll be great. Yeah, a quote. Yeah, he's he's he's awesome. He's just a coach's a player's coach.

Like he listens. He wants you to have your personalities. A lot like coach Reed where he just lets you be your own person. And you know, there's certain there's rules, but. Adapt and let's let's have some fun and and and go out there and put some points on the board and stop Monday. Yeah, you see it when with this play calling. I mean, he's never satisfied.

He always wants to be innovative and do different stuff. And so that that's how his personality is. He's going to let you show your personality. He's going to have fun. But when it's serious, he's going to be serious. I mean, you see him that sometimes he's on the sideline yelling a little bit with that visor on that bald head. Yeah, you know, you know, he's he's about business.

Yeah. Did you make fun of the visor? I mean, it's a it's a specific look that only a few people can pull off. I think he pulls it off decently. No, he he pulls it off. The only thing that it gets him is training camp gets the tan line. Yeah, visor tan line. That's when you have to kind of throw a few a few jabs at him.

That's a good thing. He throws them back. So yeah, the super red head at the top. Yeah, absolutely. How much do you guys squat? I want to talk about it. You go first because I'm a front squat guy. They made they made me do front squat.

You know, so it's not like a true max. So I'm not going to talk about it. OK, so I'm a big deadlift guy, though. OK, he's a big deadlift guy. Get back to squats. So your front squat, what you put like a plate on each side? No, you got to ask grass on, dude. You I mean, you got to have two on there.

You think I get out squire? Probably not. You want you want to go? What do you bet? The last time I benched was in college. And that's what they all say. Yeah, and I did get a 30 bench for a quarterback. That's kind of that is pretty.

Brady Quinn, almost. Yeah, I did want to do that, the combine. I did not. Did not want to do that because you get sore and you have to throw like the next day. Right. It was pretty dumb that pretty Quinn. Yeah, I mean, that was kind of put a 30.

That was one of them right there being like, hey, Brady, you should bench. He's like, no, yes. What do you squat? One rep max or a couple reps? Do you choose whichever one you want to choose? I would say a couple reps at 550. Jesus, fuck, ask the calves to not the high school

hairy shit. That's ridiculous. All right, let's let's really put our cars on the table. How much do you guys calf raise? The real I've been really working on my calf raises cover very skinny, heavy, long gated calves. So I've been working on them. They're strong.

That is I can never get like the bulky this. That's the new thing. His calves are too long. Yeah. Yeah. That might be it. That's the nitpick. I've always were leggings.

You never see him. Yeah, we hate. Legging. I forgot about that. This thing stretch out to forever. What do you bench for 65? Jesus Christ. So you're just like a meathead.

That's a lot. I mean, that's just yeah. Do you ever so my job is to run full speed into other humans? Do you ever like show up to a gold gym or like a planet fitness and just bench in front of people? I don't. I would do that. I don't because it's that irritates me.

He goes back to his high school back home in the off season. I don't actually. So he can show everybody. He goes to the old top of the room. He puts his new maxes on the wall. They had like the high school maxes and on the bottom says Sherms Max. Yeah, Sherms.

Sherms career back. How close was Hugh Jackson to drafting you? I think pretty close. I mean, I'll never know for sure. But they did like me a lot. A few coach Peyton like like me a lot too. OK. And a few other guys I know for sure.

So did the bears reach out to you at all? I talked to Ron Pace a lot, honestly. So I mean, they definitely Mitch was their guy and they wouldn't got him. But I did talk. I met with them and had the visit with them and everything. Because we were just going to fact check Hugh Jackson for the rest of his career being like, so who?

Because, you know, he wanted to draft every single good quarterback after the fact. No, he definitely. I went to the end visit. He came out to Lubbock and had a little workout thing going on. So he definitely quizzed me and he looked at me a lot. Was there one team that you thought you were for sure going to go to that we can like throw out there?

So the fan base can be like, damn, we could add Patrick Holmes. There's a couple teams out of the chiefs. I thought for sure, for sure. The chiefs liked you. The Cardinals, they like me a lot. And the Saints, those are the teams that kind of really like me. Saints are in a good position. Cardinals, I guess now they're happy.

Yeah, they have the Saints, man. I'd probably still be backing up Drew, man. Yeah, that's true. That's my best shape possible. Do you think you could have handled that to be like a three, four, five year backup for a quarterback? When the guy's throwing for the stuff he's throwing for, you're fine with just backing him up and learning as much as possible.

Yeah, OK. That's a good attitude. I feel like at some point in theory, yeah, like in practice, after a couple years, you'd probably just be like, man, just turn me loose. You'd be the best practice player ever, though. That's true. Think about it that way. Yeah.

Do you think you could kill a man with a football? I hope not. I hope not. I mean, it would have to be very fast and hit the perfect spot. 10 yards away. 10 yards away. I'm staying over here, run my little mouth, doing my little impressions of you, really annoying you.

You have a football and you have an opportunity to shut me up for good. OK, maybe not kill me. Maybe just break my jaw so I can't talk. I'll probably break the jaw, but I don't know about killing a man. That'd be pretty tough. That's pretty good. What's your deal with ketchup? You're a weirdo.

Yeah, it's actually gotten a lot better as I got an older. OK. When I was young, I used to eat ketchup sandwiches, just bread and ketchup. So that is disgusting. How often? Every other day. Oh, my God. So maybe if I could throw it far, it might have been the trick.

It's like, Jim Harbaugh drank a lot of milk. You just had a lot of ketchup. Yeah, so that was definitely something that I got away from as I got a little bit older. But I still do the mac and cheese, which people don't like. I like that. That's OK. And the steak, because I'm from Texas and people are all obsessed with their steaks. And so I've definitely been at a few nice restaurants where I've got the steak

and asked for ketchup and the chef comes out and asks, what's wrong? If I'm ordering this expensive steak, I want it the way I want it. Unbelievable. Is there anything like a bridge too far that you've tried to put ketchup on? You're like, no, this didn't work. Like all things that are healthy, you know? Yeah, broccoli. I'm not a big healthy.

I'm trying to eat healthier now to try to lose and cut weight, of course. But I don't like a lot of it. So you know, you got to just last straw a few things of ketchup and just see if you can taste it out and make it feel better. Like vegetables? Yeah, but you just kind of mix it all up, you know. What vegetables are we talking about here? Like a little bit of spinach.

I tried ketchup on one time. What in the best? Yeah, that's kind of gross. Yeah, so other than that, man, I just kind of just stay away from vegetables as much as possible. Do you think you are good in cold games? Yeah, we put a lot of cold games this year. But you didn't before that because Hank, our producer,

who's a Patriots fan, said that that was his whole thesis behind the AFC championship game. He's like, he can't play in the cold. I mean, the week before that, it was like a blister. We pointed that out. We pointed that out. And then the week in Denver, the first season, it was also snowing.

It was freezing. Yeah, but I mean, I thought we played all right. OK. So I mean, Tom just makes plays sometimes. And so that was the X factor of that game. What did he say to you after the game? Did you guys meet in the middle? Yeah, I mean, he said a lot of stuff.

We didn't meet in the middle. He actually met me in the locker room after the game because they were kind of all hyped up after the win, of course, going to the Super Bowl. And I mean, pretty much, I mean, he just talked about his experiences. I mean, he's won a lot of big games. He's lost a couple, not a lot, but he's lost a couple. So he knows kind of that mentality.

And he said the use of the keep working. Maybe one of these days he'll stop playing football, which probably be a long time from now. And so either that or we're going to find a way to get through them at some point. But they're the top guys. And you have to strive to find some way to beat them. Yeah, spin zone.

You didn't. Well, Blake, our guy, Blake Portals, when he lost the ASD Championship game, he says he didn't cry. And he just squirted water in his face by accident. You didn't have anything that was even questionable to that. So. Yeah, I didn't cry. I was upset for sure.

How long did it take to get over that loss? So after the Super Bowl, for sure. I was still waking up in the mornings, like, man, we could be playing right now. Like we could be in the Super Bowl. Even like going to NFL honors, it was awesome. But you're like, man, they're playing a Super Bowl next day. I'd be way better.

And what was it like in the locker room with D4'd after? Obviously, you can't blame a guy, but it was a huge play. I didn't even think about that at all in the locker room. People make a big deal about it. But like you said, it's one play. The game could have changed. The offense scored like no points in the first half, because we were struggling.

I tweeted about how awesome I was, because I bet the under. So thanks for that. In the first half. I was like, I'm a genius. I was like, this game is going so under. Yeah, but I mean, they had a good defensive plan. We found ways to make plays in the second half, but nothing was easy.

I mean, Belichick, he knows how to scout and do those things. And so we'll have to find a way to play him again this year. And there'll be a lot of good teams in the AFC. So we're at the final way to beat him. Did you talk to D-Ford after? Not that I didn't want to talk to him. I just didn't even cross my mind that that was the reason, because it's not.

Like Pat said, we scored one touchdown in the first half. The game could have been completely different going into the second half. So it's one of those things where it's not just one play. I know it's cliche. No, but it's true. It really is. I mean, there's plenty of opportunities

throughout that game that that one play didn't cause us to lose. It's a media thing too. We are very open about, we're fans, but obviously we're partially in the media now. And I think media loves to throw narratives out there and point to one play. But from your guy's perspective, you're like, we could have won a million different times.

Yeah, exactly. And like we said, I mean, I got sacked in the first half. And I took us out of field ball range. And that right there is that it changes the whole game. So it speaks to there's little stuff that happens throughout a game that changes the whole narrative of the game in the end. Yeah. So coming off a season like yours, you're the MVP.

You're a pro bowler. How do you do like when you're going into the next year, you played so well last year. Is there anything that you're focusing on? Like I need to change something? Or is it just I need to do what I was doing last year except like a little bit more intensity? Yeah, it's definitely stuff that I need to change.

As I looked through the Scheme Val, I kind of looked over all the stuff. There was a lot of times where I could have taken an easy throw. I was moved to change instead of going for the big one. That's something I have to kind of manage is I want to scramble around and throw the touchdown, the 50-yard touchdown. But when you have a first down right there,

let's just get the first down and move the chains. So as I get more experience, I'm going to keep working on that and finding knowing when to go for the big shot and when to just take the easy one and get the first down. Yeah. But you don't want to get rid of that, though. You don't want to get rid of like. It's a balance, man.

I mean, it really is. I've dealt with it my whole life is I've always wanted to scramble around, throw it 50 yards down field and catch a touchdown. But when you get to the NFL, man, you have to take advantage of every possession. I would like a couple more check downs. Yeah.

If we're going to do that, let's do that. I'm just a check down guy that he's talking about. Have you, like any moment in the off season, been like maybe if I had squatted 10 more pounds, Patrick wouldn't have taken that sack and we would have had that field goal? Think about that. I mean, that's a good point.

Yeah. I mean, sometimes you think like that when you're in the gym. If you're in the gym, you get the music going. Yeah. You think about other times in your career that you should have been stronger. Yes. Would you rather catch a wheel route for a touchdown

for like a 40-yard touchdown or lay somebody out on a block? Lay someone out on a block. Flat back, pancake, step on his chest at a whole nine yards. Oh, yeah. For sure. You're talking about stepping on people's chest. He won't even break my jaw with a football. Wow, that's a QB and that's pet.

That's true. That's true. Has there ever been, what's the one block that you missed that you like keeps you up at night? Who's your quarterback at UConn? Zach Frazier. OK. Tyler Lorenzen.

OK. Knows the last name. Everyone knows those guys. You were, no, Orlowski was older, right? Yeah, yeah, a lot older. We're going to go there. I'm just trying to think of order bags. At UConn, I can't really.

No, it's Kimba Walker. Yeah, Kimba Walker. We got basketball guys. Jim Calhoun's the best. Men's and women's. Yeah, Jim Calhoun is, you know, quote machine, so. Big basketball school. Yeah, now Texas Tech is too.

Yeah, we had Chris Beard. That's like the grittiest guy. You need to get him. That's true. We actually were going to get him on if you guys won. Like, I was, it was all set up. You were taking shots like that? No, I wasn't shot as a fact.

If Texas Tech had won the national championship, we would have had Chris Beard on that. I'm actually kind of glad they didn't, because I didn't want to listen to him when we got back. And he was on TV and doing the fucking thing. I'm Patrick Mahomes. Like, so excited to do the Adidas thing. Like, come on.

Right. Because we know all you guys are the Adidas. Like, relax. Yeah, you can't have that taken from you. Yeah, we got more championships. Yeah, exactly. Basketball. Baseball.

Do you hate Chris Long now? I don't. He was there. He was with Danny. So I saw him. But yeah, he's a good, he's too good of a dude to hate him. Yeah. It's hard to hate that guy.

Yes. Yes, he is way too good of a dude. All right, I got one last question. This is a Seekie question. Use promo code take. You get $10 off Seekie purchase. How many touchdowns are you going to throw this next year? Enough to win the Super Bowl.

No, give me a number. Oh, did you just guarantee a Super Bowl? Oh, yeah. No, that's a better answer. No, no, no. But as many touchdowns as I can throw, that helps us find a way to win the Super Bowl. That'd be awesome.

So give me a number. 52. I don't know. We'll see. 45. I'll give you a number. I'll give you a number. I'll say 48.

48? 48. Wow. Sophomore slump. No, not Sophomore slump. I'm going to run more now. He might have a couple more. Be careful with those long caps.

The only thing I have with Mitch right now, so don't do that. I need to be like, I would still take Mitch over Patrick. All right, four touchdowns to him and 48 total. Yes. And then three running touchdowns with him blocking for me. And I'd say 15% less pointing for first downs. That's going to be in your head. I'm going to work on that for you guys.

Do you think at some point this next season, you will point for a first down and you'll think of these two idiots? I'm pointing at myself. Maybe. Maybe. No, no, I understand you're taking every single game. Because I'll remember it.

I might do a super. When I'm sitting there on the side, I'll remember. Be like, hey, look what he did. It's not when it's a big play. That's fine. But when it's like, it'll be like a little five-yard penalty. You'd be like, come on, man. I'm going to do a super aggressive one.

It's no, it's for you. OK. All right, super aggressive one. I like that. I like that. My last question. Have you heard my impression of you before today? Yes.

I've heard it. I've seen it on Twitter, man. When you first saw it, did you think I was the world's biggest asshole, or did you think it was funny? I thought it was pretty funny, honestly. Because you had like a full. It wasn't like you were just doing the impression. You had a full like, like I was doing an interview.

Yeah. It made it better. You just kick it down to you. It made it better. Also, I think it helps that I suck at it. And I'm actually not good. I just kind of do weird stuff that sounds like Yoda. And I call it an impression.

That makes it better, though. Yeah. It's not like you're actually like going full out trying. You're just doing whatever you think's best. OK. All right, good. That's been weighing on me. Do you want to ask one question in the Hatchimal Homes?

How good were you at playing 500 when you were a kid? And you bet you could throw the football quarter mile right straight through the clouds. All I heard was football as a kid. And I didn't play football until I was like in high school. No. Patrick, you misheard me. Throw the ball a quarter mile through the clouds.

I heard it because I can hear you. Patrick, I'm playing 500 with boys in the backyard. I've never heard myself talk in person, so I can't understand. Is that better or worse than Coach Reed's? No, Coach Reed is on point, man. Coach Reed is exactly what I think I sound like. So to me, it's on point, at least.

OK. Coach Reed, the gift of him running, it's obviously fake, the running through the wall, the Kool-Aid man. Do you guys, does he come into the locker room just firing? I would imagine he's the type of guy who comes in the locker room and he just fires everyone up just by his presence. Yeah, on game day, for sure.

On game day, that man comes in. What's his speech like? He really doesn't give a speech. It's just his presence and his knowledge of the game that you just sit there and go, OK, we're all right. He's calling the plays. We've got to send you guys a picture or a t-shirt. We made the football guy t-shirts of Coach Reed

when he was in that punt pass and kick conversation. Do you guys should wear it? Hank, write that down. We will send you those. It's the greatest picture of all time. It is the greatest picture of all time. Yes. The first time I saw that, I had to show my whole family.

It is the best that it always comes up when our first Monday night game. They always have to show it. It's so funny. If you look at the graphics on the screen, they misspelled his last name, too. It's Andrew R-I-E-D. It's so good.

And he's, like, lined up ready to go. How far could, well, do you have a pooch punt in your arsenal? I do. Our special teams coach, Tob, he is not giving me the opportunity to pull it out. So I have it. I try to plead for it, and I try to go for it. But we have a pretty good punter,

and he says that he can kind of do it on his own. He can do it better than you. So you're one-dimensional. You only play offense. Oh, I play defense. I play safety in high school. No tackling. Have you played safety in the NFL?

No tackle, six intercepts. Yes, no tackles. Have you played safety in the NFL? Not yet. Oh, I have. Oh. Oh. Oh, wait.

Last, last question. You brought up Dave Tob, who's a special teams legend. Used to be the special team coach for the Bears. You are on special teams, Sherm. Does he, the Dave Tob special, where he has one guy pretending to catch the punt, and then it gets caught on the other side? Is that a play he calls?

Or do you just do it, you're always ready for it? No, that's a play he calls. That's fucking, it's the best play. It's awesome. When he first put it in, he showed us that clip. And we had a team get a buddy of mine, and he's not on the team anymore, but Frank Zombo. He was actually on Green Bay when it happened.

When it happened to him, yeah, yeah. And he's like, I remember this happening. It was crazy. It was insane. Yeah, it's basically two guys back for the punt, and one guy pretends to catch it, and the ball's just in a completely different direction. I still don't really understand how it works,

because the punter knows where he's punting. It turns out that when you're running back to cover the kick, you don't look up and you just kind of know who's going for it. They found a weakness in the loophole in the return. Well, it's actually, that's even what we talk about when we're on punt team, and we're kicking the ball. Like, hey, alert that way, look for the ball in the air to make sure we're not going in the wrong direction.

What does that call, the Dave Tob special? I mean, I call it the Tob special, but I don't know. Yeah, that's a good name for it. It works, yeah. I like that, and I like the, when the punter puts the ball behind their back to fake the reverse. Yeah, or when someone lays down in the end zone. Yeah, when Son Peyton has some guy wearing like a...

Dave Tob has that, too. When they're all black strip. I haven't seen it yet. I'm seven years old. I feel like he probably has that somewhere in there, in the library. Last, last question for me. Do you guys really like the color rush uniforms?

I love our color rush uniforms. Because like, catch them. They're all red. It's just like... What about the all whites? I'm like a big ketchup bottle. I'm just out there slinging it around. I like the all whites chiefs that you guys have.

Those are clean. Yeah, those are sweet. We play with those against the Rams though, so we lost them though, so I didn't... That's true. That's true. We always go back to the lost ones. Yeah, they are pretty sweet.

I mean, last, last, last, last question. Are you faster when you wear white cleats? I'm never fast. For sure, look faster. Yeah. And that's a thing of heart. No, well, if you feel faster and you're confident... If you watch a lot of me's never get one of those.

So like, maybe the white cleats make look like I'm running through. That might be something you guys can nitpick. Yeah, you just literally giving us nitpicking stuff. Yeah, that's right. Loneese, knees, no knee drives, no knee drives. Yeah, low knee drives. That's what they call them. Yeah.

It's because I have such elongated calves. That's right. It's elongated calves. It all starts at the calves. It screws you up. Geez, you're just a freak. You're so weird looking. All right, well, thank you guys.

Grit week, the kickoff of grit week. It was a pleasure. Best of luck in 2019. And you now are recurring guests. You have to come on anytime we ask. OK, sounds good. Literally, anytime. Thanks, boys.

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Brooks Kepke. Brooks Kepke. Has posted on Instagram his picture with the trophy, holding four for all four majors he's won. Four major tournaments for me, Brooks Kepke. And the caption, now that's Gucci Bra. Now that's Gucci Bra. That's Gucci Bra.

That's Gucci Bra. That Breaking Moves was brought to you by Chalk and Milk for real recovery that tastes real good. Ooh, great job. Slid that way. What happened there? Do they not make you read anymore? I just did.

You read that? You literally just heard me do this? There's nothing else? No. Oh, wow. That's Gucci Bra. That is Gucci. What are the healthiest ingredients in Chalk and Milk, Hank?

Do you remember what they used to make you say? Milk. Milk. Milk. Calcium. Wey. Wey. Paint.

All right. PR101 for Kevin Durant. We're not going to use the word. Be right, bitch. Don't. Don't. We aren't. I said we weren't, but I have to tell people that what I'm not going to say is baby back

bitch. We're not going to call him a baby back bitch because he's not a baby back bitch. Right. And we would not. We don't say baby back bitch anymore. So no more baby back bitches. That's not what we were going to say about Kevin Durant. But if we were to call him a baby back bitch.

Well, if we were to describe this behavior, it would, it's the behavior of a baby back bitch, but it's not what we're saying right now. So someone put an Instagram where it was warriors talk Instagram account. A kid replied, doubt us without KD, doubt Curry, Clay and Dre and keep thinking Milwaukee is better. You're all doubters and haters. We'll see. Pretty innocuous.

Mm hmm. Kevin Durant replied, very divisive, Mikey. Let's celebrate. This win is dub nation. Fuck wrong with you. Okay. He's coming out swinging. Stay off the weed.

It's Kevin Durant. Always online. I, you know what? We've decided though, as a podcast, we kind of like it because he is now like committed to this. Mm hmm. You know, the burner account was a tipping point where everyone's like, Jesus Christ, dude, you care too much.

But since then he has stayed online. No, Kevin Durant tweeted and Instagram and done all this through it. And now he's on the other end where it's like, you know what? He just wants to clap back at all hours. I think Kevin Durant honestly goes in the posting hall of fame. Yeah. For how online he is. And considering his level of fame, I would say it's like him and Anthony Weiner are the

two most consistently committed online guys in the game today. Maybe of all time. And the best part is it's very relatable because like really the only difference between us and Kevin Durant right now is a jump shot. That's it. Yeah. That's it. Yeah.

We can shoot one and his calf is strange. So he can't right now. I could probably beat him one on one. I could absolutely beat Kevin Durant one on one right now, but it is like he's just always online. I kind of like it. I like it too. My PR 101 forum, this is kind of coming out of left field, but bear with me.

Have you guys seen the new trend in the internet of that lady that just runs like a horse everywhere? Yeah. Yeah. So if Kevin Durant wants people to get off his back, he should just get into horse girl internet and just do things where he, did you see the girl doing the jumps over the things? I've recreated that. Yeah.

I recreated that video like five years, which was one of the weirdest things. Yeah. Hank video. It's coming back. And I just jumped over. He needs and jumped over a bunch of things. And this lady's name is Anna set. Anna set.

And now I'm jumping like a horse. She is really good at running like, wait, is she growing up as a woman? I don't, I just, I remember making the video. No, it's not a little, very weird. No, it's a little girl's original. No, no, no. It was a lady. It was a lady.

It was a lady. Yeah. No. The little girl's the OG horse animal. Whoever this lady is. Horse person. It's just, she's mastered the gait of a horse, I think, like running through a field, doing a little gallop.

Yeah. I'm, I'm weirdly in love with her. Yeah. So Kevin Durant posted that. I actually think Kevin Durant would be a really good horse imitator or if he just went like back to like internet 1.0 and just started like posting links to like cake farts and meat spin. Hamster dance.

Yeah. Just like, Hey guys, we're just going back in time. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you.

Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you. Do you.

Do you. Do you. Do you. You. Do you. You. Do you. You.

Do you. You. Do you. You. You. You. You. Try to like.

Just In. Try to like. Maybe like over. Maybe, yeah, maybe like Lylike. Um. Remember, is HYIRD what? Or more. Yun.

Yes. One way to go near. M burada Long. Ok. dude look at that she jumped this is the worst radio of all time sorry about that no now all hurdles are raised and she's still jumping like a horse fuck that's crazy man that's like I mean she actually was like pre-woke because this video came out in like 2014 be whoever you want to be if that's a horse yeah

that's a horse go ahead be your your true self you don't about that horse that ran the entire preakness without a jacket awesome that I love that horse yeah in it for the love of the game it was like Ichabod Crane mm-hmm is it was at the name of it no headless horse that would be cool just running around yeah the guy and the guy fell off and they tried to get it did you see they tried to capture it catch the horse they tried to kill lasso no there was another like the people who like run the track came up from behind and tried to catch the horse what do you got gonna catch a horse they talk about this lady no no

no that's the jazzer size lady for answer size all right so we're on we're way on the field the bottom line is that Kevin Durant would make a fine horse imitation yes okay I don't know how we got here but we're here put one in his ear hole Chris long retired and he didn't give us the fucking scoop thanks the one scoop we wanted way to make it all about yourself Chris yeah Chris selfish yeah I couldn't help but notice you're drinking of a solo cup oh you're not a teamwork cup wow yeah I think it was one of those cases beer pong I think it was one of those cases where it was just a really nice day at Chris's house

and he was like fuck work forever why would anybody want to work if it's so nice outside at my in my lush backyard I really did feel like I got out of hand I finally got to like the real journalist stage where I could honestly tweet great player even better guy that's that's when you that's when you like like Mitch album a little tear rolled down his down his face when he did that because it's like hey way to make it about yourself that's what you got to do when someone retires yeah you can also go the other direction be like hey Chris how why don't you do this before the draft right so your team

could have filled your hole well yeah was he still on the you left a big hole yeah he did huge hole big hole that needs he actually did have like if you look the advanced stats which was really fucking good which I do yes and the all 22 all right before we get to Monday reading Game of Thrones recap quick drunk idea pft you go first you had a drunk idea over the weekend Saturday morning I came up with the idea for CrossFit for chunky dogs hmm so it's like a doggy daycare okay dogs a little chunk a little chunk of the trunk drop it off with like a personal trainer they charge you like 50 bucks 100 bucks an

hour and then just run around with a dog they give it a workout but they make it all sciencey okay put a heart rate monitor on it what about dog walks like oh dog walker it's like that except it's way more science it works but it's actually exactly the same as a dog dog walker right but you put a heart rate monitor on it and you call it like CrossFit for dogs I like that yeah that would actually work it would work people would pay three four times as much for it yeah and you just started in Brooklyn all right I have two drunk ideas one I think I just accepted from Parks and Rec I don't know if it's true or not but I

was in Milwaukee they both came from Milwaukee my drunk ideas I saw the largest four-sided clock in the country and I think we just need to be mayors of a city and just create insane records for everything like the biggest fire hydrant I like that idea but didn't you just describe every single jumbotron in the NBA what do you mean it's a four-sided clock yeah well no it's a maybe it's analog clock is it and or not I would yeah it's got hands yeah it's got the hands okay so that's why it was the biggest so maybe we do a five-sided who's pretty fucking big dude how big we talk it was pretty big what about like

the biggest tire fire of no like the longest I just that's just I might be Simpson's yeah yeah so yeah I've been just but no I like your idea just a bunch of attractions yeah that you bring people to the world's biggest Adam the world's biggest yeah it's just a box oh box oh this is just a really tall dude named Adam oh I was saying Adam as an ATOM yeah and people won't know the difference both they'll just be like trust me it's still really small yeah but it's inside this glass case and it's a it's a seven-foot three inch guy named Adam holding it holding the case yeah it's like hey it's a two-foot see

the world's biggest Adam the double whammy yeah and we just do shit like the world's smallest toilet and it's okay yeah world's smallest functioning toilet yeah exactly I like make that and we just keep doing that it accepts like one one squirt of jizz that's that's the size of the box exactly all right my other drunk idea was kind of like how when we had action Bronson on he basically was like yeah I just film shows of shit I like to do we should do we should start a travel show where we eat wings and it's like the first five minutes the show is us eating wings and the last 25 minutes is just us complaining about

heartburn okay so we just sit back and we're like fuck so just but we shouldn't have eaten all those wings this is too much why didn't somebody stop me all the wings like just long silence and then a burp and I mean Tums would be a great title sponsor yeah we're essentially creating a show just to have our meals and antacids paid for yeah he's just great it's perfect yeah and it's just called two guys that never learned their lesson right and they're just like the wings again should I get the hot ones or the mild yeah why not oh I should have gotten the hot wings I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go out tonight sorry but

then going to bed at seven o'clock yeah we have a live cam in our bed just roll over and just do that thing where you puke a little in your mouth yeah fun fact I think the last three road trips that we've been on as a podcast I've woken up in the middle of the night in the hotel and just gone and thrown up from excessive amounts of sodium and then you not from alcohol right from just eating a lot of unhealthy stuff that I know that I shouldn't eat and and then you drink like really cold water and it feels like the best cure of all time yeah but you know what that's how I test my body that's how I make sure that I know my

body's operating at peak performance is if I can overload it with sodium and it still rejects it right then that's a healthy body if it's if once I start absorbing all that sodium and my body just gives up right it's like oh you're not gonna throw up because fuck you you're gonna die you're dead yeah my body still still good yeah check on the old gut we have our Monday reading this one's a doozy it's titled my children are furious I'm having sex with their half brother so is it also known as a song of ice and fire yeah I don't know that one makes no sense but all right yeah then we'll get to that that's that was a

bullshit part of that show all right dear prudence my significant other died six months ago hold on we might be getting your live on the podcast so don't say anything stupid hey Brooks what's up you're live on the podcast just so you know hi is that Jenna Jenna would you care to comment about the miss kiss would you care to comment about the miss kiss you handled it well you handled it well you handled it well we said you you walked it off like a pro all right well congrats Brooks where are you congrats that's Gucci bro congrats dude all right talk to you later all right

that was Brooks Kepka on the show wow Blake is smiling through his tears over there yeah Blake by the way yeah Blake Boros sitting off camera but I mean do you want to have a comment like would you like to talk about like that's yeah you would love to say that's Gucci bro come on just say something you know all right he's got nothing all right so back to this woman who's fucking her stepbrother son no no her kids are mad at her because she's fucking her their stepbrother yes that's right okay here we go I think I've seen this on the front page of porno before okay here we go my significant other died six months

ago from a long-term illness in our 25 years together we had a 25 year old daughter and a 21 year old son during that time he had an illegitimate son who is also 21 years old just a few months older than our son I didn't even meet this son until it was 15 after my significant other's death he began living with me and my son so wait I'm okay so she so her her significant other died hadn't an illegitimate son the illegitimate son moved in so this is just her getting back at her ghost husband right so I'm all in favor of that like get revenge on the ghost before he gets it on you that okay so here we go so she

says about a month ago I developed a sexual relationship with my significant other son dead significant other by the way and my children have now disowned me calling the relationship disgusting a poor decision inappropriate love is like you raise good children love that's a good spin yes it's like yes you have created you're doing your own like test on your kids right to see your parenting skills and you're getting late at the same time and they're passing with flying colors this seems like a rare win-win-win situation you let them yeah you you have you have raised great children who know the difference between right and

wrong like hey don't fuck your dead husband's illegitimate son six months after your dead husband died the trick is also going to be if you get pregnant then that child is going to be both brothers and it's gonna be the brother and the son of your stepchild this is a perfect lead into Game of Thrones by the way all right so wrapping up she says this is her spin zone the way I see it other than the age gap of 25 years yeah we are both single both adults we are not related I didn't raise him I didn't even meet him until he was 15 years old and I was never actually married to his dad therefore I was never actually his

stepmom that was more than just other than the age gap of 25 years old I like that though the fact that she was never married to his dad makes a big difference here we are not related I didn't raise him I didn't even meet him until he was 15 years old yeah you're always you can tell it's a successful relationship if you have to qualify at the start by saying under all laws federal and state what I'm doing is not illegal yes I just want to get it out in the open do you think my children are correct in their perception of this relationship and if so for what reasons it's your dead husband's no not husband dead boyfriend

step son there's so many different dead husband's no dead significant others step son this is great I love these fucking things because it's like and you're writing into prudence prudence where's prudence have to say prudence prudence is basically like listen to your kids which is pretty sound advice there and you she said you say you met him when he was 15 as if that explains everything good point prudence that doesn't there's a lot more questions than answers for this woman yeah so you met him when he was 15 and you that's when you sized him up yeah you're like you need to wait until yeah I had to slowly

poison your husband it's like what yeah it's like when coach K gives a letter like a scholarship to an eight-year-old mm-hmm like when you get to that point you give me we'll have a call we'll have a conversation had one of those like tear away calendars counting the days till you're 18 yes exactly this is fucked I don't even know let's go to Game of Thrones Hank fuck well fucked up let's talk about fucked up how mad are you on a scale of one to ten your queen is dead yeah that was tough as a show turned into a hallmark ending tough night for team Targ Danny's got stabbed by the other Targ and then he had to renounce all his

titles lands they basically set him up to be the king of the realm and then just like all right see ya see yeah because of the fucking unsullied yes who then right fuck who then left right it makes no I mean there's a million things that make no sense I was I was guys winning because at the end of the day they don't have a package no but they might as well have something but they won they're like all right this is how it's gonna go and then they basically said John can't be king he has to become going the Night's Watch who doesn't have to look after anyone because the Night King's fucking dead and the free folk

are and then after they said that they just left yeah I know it's true you turn everybody into just like a big zombie you're everybody's happy if everyone's dead and Bran was like why do you think I came here we don't know dude you've been talking riddles for the last five seasons we have no idea what you're doing at all you know it'd been a sick ending if Bran had been like the uncle from Breaking Bad and had a bomb in his wheelchair and just blown the shit out of everybody just like rung a bell ding ding ding ding ding so at the end of the day it sounds I was like listen Bran you can be king but I'm gonna be the

Queen of the North so there's still a brother and sister ruling over the seven kingdoms but they call one of them the six kingdoms yeah and the north is separate where that brands the sisters Canada if you're not a stark who who's gonna buy that like oh Bran is the king of the six kingdoms yes called the north the north is separate but it's also the king's sister it's called compromise when you compromise everyone's equally unhappy so everyone's happy this whole thing like I'm I'm thankful that I didn't spend 10 years of my life watching this show because I feel very bad for people who did I binged it in the last three

months I was okay with whatever happened in the last season because I didn't commit my like life to it I feel bad for the people who committed 10 years of their life watching the show and having them be like do that moment when Samuel Tarly stood up and was like why don't we all rule and everyone's like haha you fucking fat fuck democracy will never work and like it was so like just the whole way it ended and then we didn't get a aria like dude the coolest thing that happened in Game of Thrones is our it could just take off other people's faces and she just stopped doing it I want to see more faces be taken off I

want to see more shit so I don't know I mean whatever Tyrion is walking like in finding that mad because I honestly didn't commit myself like I feel but I honestly like people are mad yeah right I'm more like whatever I you know I think I think you were mad and that's okay to be mad no I'm because I let me do the Saber metrics here okay on hang on on your Twitter account yeah so you averaged one tweet per like three minutes that's not sure if you're gonna do same metrics you were you were pretty mad do it correctly it's okay it's okay to admit that you were emotionally invested in this in the series but I

wasn't the same way I was more like I wanted ending that wasn't cheesy that's all I did like how they brought out the book and they're like what's this book called oh it's a song George R R Martin is Samuel Tarly like the whole thing was cheesy as fuck and then they're sitting around like like like the ending of like Seinfeld sitting in the jail you know where they're all sitting around the table and King's Landing like haha well we got to get more wheat for the winter all right you're on that brand yeah okay well someone's got to get a someone's got to figure out a new fucking shitter because that one blew up with the

dragonfire it turned into them playing Sim City around a table at the end you're like okay we got to build the electric power plant but make sure that's not too close to the resident residential neighborhoods roads are kind of fucked up anyone want to do some paving where's the dragon it's not here okay good moving on oh yeah we saw it flying east yeah okay cool but shout out to the ghost got his boop John Snow gave him a little snuggle-wuggle and the dog was very good wolf 13 out of 10 rumors that they called there is a fact that they called kid Harrington back to LA to meet with HBO there's a chance they like

had to redo that scene because people are so mad really about ghost no you think so I think he was supposed to host a charity event he had to cancel the last minute to go to LA to meet with a CGI yeah to CGI and they also had to edit out the puppuccino that was next to him in that final scene what so Hank where you like you Hank you were invested this consumed everything I mean I said it on Friday show look I kind of gave up after the third episode when I realized that all the shit I was invested to just wasn't gonna happen like I like the lore shit I like the prophecy shit I like the John Snow storyline they

basically didn't do any of that this whole season so I wasn't really like it's not like I was like going into it super excited and I was let down I was going into a pretty let down and it was just like funny how bad the last episode was the fire nice thing when he pulled that out I was like you got to be kidding that was great I love that they killed they would be better if just fucking aliens had come down to earth and just destroyed everybody when they just killed Daenerys and it was like that's like basically what the whole show was building up to like John Snow Daenerys main characters for the entire seven

eight seasons right in the killed her and they just cut to the council right after that yeah there was no aftermath of like what happened like John's the dragon flew away with Daenerys John Snow how do you even tell people like hey guys I killed Daenerys but no one knows where she is right dragon flew away and people just believe him and then if they took him prisoner they would have killed him like if John Snow told Grey Worm that he killed Daenerys Grey Worm would have killed him in a second they didn't show any of that he's got no dick he's got nothing else to live for and they really has no other like joy besides

killing people and he was saying the whole these I'll kill the Lannisters because Danny told me to so it's like if you kill Danny you're gonna die but they just cut to the trial which is like five months later titty titty boy oh yeah that was my brother no Robin Aaron yeah he was funny at me and they're growing up for that titty milk the dude from the red wedding basically was sucking on his mom's tits when he was like 10 years old wait wasn't that the dude that was the big guy that was like sucking down that flag and no no I got a drink and breath different titty milk that yeah he didn't drink giant steam

oh he just drank his weird mom's okay a lot of titty milk over and I'm here totally standing up and trying to go for King and sons has been like sit the fuck down yeah how about the dragon how about this the symbolism of the dragon turning its fire onto the throne yeah because that's what really kills so cheesy sweet dragon this throne ripped us all apart I must destroy dragon fuel melts iron and thrones I did feel bad about the drag like the dragon was pretty sad when when he saw Danny dad died that made me feel that got me a little in the heart mm-hmm what does it say about us that that we relate most heavily to like

the animals when they're in pain we're sight sociopath sociopath yeah oh no sociopath skin cats when they're like ten years old so they would not they would be happy with pain so we're actually the world's first anti sociopath yeah I think yeah I think we're just mal adjusted adults were very poorly in touch with our feelings mm-hmm as human we just pushed other humans away mm-hmm because we're afraid we're afraid of the closeness right that they could bring got it the other the other thing that's so dumb and that's what I gave up on like the getting upset about it because it's like the fact that they

had the war council meeting in episode four and then John talks to Ari and this episode was like what are you doing here she like oh I came to kill Cersei it's like why don't you just tell them you're going to kill Cersei when they were like planning for a war yeah they should just let her go kill Cersei hey I got a question about I was like oh what are you doing here are you oh I was going to kill Cersei but I got caught up dumb question do they have sports and you have sports and wisteros yeah it was like the sword fighting like gladators okay that's kind of cool but no like ball games no that's all games and

swords and jousting okay yeah that shit they could just throw like somebody's head at a sword and no it's a good point like this is what happens when you have a culture with no sports yeah football people just start dying with dragonfire right in ancient Roman times is called the bread and circus right as long as the people have their bread to eat and their circus to watch they're never going to overthrow the king mm-hmm so maybe Bran will instill smurder murder ball this was actually Roger Goodell's master plan he just was like let's make a show and at the end of like we need football football heroes needs

football Ray Lewis will tell you when there's football games on dragons will not know their dragons will never nuke a city with their breath yes if there's a full slate of NFL games yes would you rather have a John Tormund ghost spin off or a aria in a aria I'm done with John's though he's such a pussy like honestly yeah you're the true king dude right just say it just like hey guess what this is my throne yeah I own this dragon yes like the dragons mine I'm fucking Targaryen blood but you you did take the most losses like all your everything yeah you took losses it's a tough night for a lot of losses because

actually the only the only person who ended up winning was not a stark because like brand he's remember he's like I'm a three-eyed I'm a fucking three-eyed I'm not a stark I'm above that shit he became a fucking he's like a furry he's like a precursor to furries also it's kind of kind of like Tyrion was a prisoner and they're like Tyrion who do you think should be king yeah like listen to him and he just roasted brandy's like Brandon the broken like that's kind of fucked up Brandon the broken is so funny they all stand and he can't it's like Jesus Christ guys maybe a little bit something maybe me also there are a lot of steps in

king's landing 88 approval really bad like they're gonna they're gonna get fined well they can they gotta rebuild it so he's gonna find them for all the lack of they're gonna make like an elon muck musk hyperloop with just uh catapults just either way throwing brand from city to city yeah people are mad that's it into a giant net that'd actually be pretty sweet way to travel it would just load yourself into a tradouge and fire yourself into a giant net yeah it'll be amazing that people people I think book readers like are trying to just speak this new existence but they think that uh George Martin finished the books and has been

waiting for the show to end and he's just gonna drop the books this is the problem with the internet we get too into it and start doing these theories and none of them turn out to be right I mean he's got to finish the books eventually he should stick to sports he's got good sports takes yeah he does and he wears those stupid hats like he wants to be a train conductor or something all right yeah it looks like a train conductor in a dropkick murphy's music video yeah love you guys team great week 19 love you guys

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