Pardon My Take - Paul Bissonnette & Ryan Whitney, MNF, CFB And Listener FAQ’s
Episode Date: December 7, 2022We start with MNF and Tom Brady will never die. Titans fire their GM because AJ Brown lit them up (00:02:36:06-00:16:00) plus we talk CFB playoffs and Heisman (00:16:00-00:32:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne... (00:32:05-00:58:38). Paul Bissonnette and Ryan Whitney join us in studio to catch up on everything hockey, football and more (00:58:38-01:48:00). We finish with listener FAQ’s (01:48:00:23-02:00:29).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Today is Wednesday, December 7th. And just when you think Tom Brady is dead, he's back.
He was dead, dead last night too. He was so dead. The Bucks were in my doghouse. I was,
I was going to give up watching Bucks football for the rest of the year. Well, every game's the
same. They're so bad. They, they, I, and I don't know if this is just because I feel like I've,
I actually had the Saints last night. Thankfully, I've, I've come around. Jake reminded us Tom Brady
at night past his bedtime is what two and 12 now against the spread. It's going to the Bucks.
It's, it's crazy. The, uh, the Bucks just look slow. Like all their offense moves slowly. All
their offense is just short passes, like, uh, for four yard gains where the guy's moving slowly and
then gets absolutely brutally tackled. And it's just boring to watch. And then they came back in
one and it was Tom Brady like, Oh, he did it again. Tom Brady will never die. It was Tom Brady did
it again. It was also that the Saints absolutely blew it. They blew it in so many different ways
that they invented new ways to blow it. I've never seen a running back do what Mark Ingram did on that.
Was it a catch out of the backfield or are a handoff? He, when he ran around the right side
and he stepped out of bounds, a full yard short of the first down marker, when he very easily
could have just stepped across that first down marker, that probably would have put the game
away or they would have at least been able to, to bleed out a lot more clock at that point.
And then on the third down right after that, they called a pass, which went incomplete,
stopped the clock again. Tom Brady gets the ball back. And when Tom Brady got the ball back,
when they were down 13 points, I think everybody in America did the math.
Yeah. After he completed that first pass across middle and said, wait a second,
it feels like it's 30 points, but this is a 13 point deficit. Tom Brady is going to win this game.
And even, even when he got the ball back again, uh, down seven or down six,
like you knew he was going to win the game, but even still the box make it so painful.
Like it's hard to watch. Like it's not like, oh, some incredible play happens and they win the
game. It's like, oh, they get a few yards here, a few yards, you know, on the, on the sideline to
the tight end. Oh, touchdown to Chris Cowan. Oh, it's coming back. Like it just, everything is
painful and hard to watch with the box. I do want to give credit to Brady on that one long pass in
the fourth quarter. They threw to Mike Evans. It got, it drew the pass interference. That was a
good pass. He's still, that, that, that should have been like a 50 yard touchdown catch or whatever.
It was good play by the defensive back to interfere with it because it was beat and there
was nothing else that he could do at that point, but that, that was a good pass. Besides that one
little instance, I was just, it was the most boring brand of Tom Brady that I think I've ever
seen. And his arm is still there. It's just that he doesn't trust his offensive line and it's so
apparent that he doesn't like, I think that's the difference is Tom Brady, if it were no hits on the
quarterback, he would still be maybe the best quarterback in the NFL, but because he doesn't
want to get hit. Why would you if you're 45 years old and it's like, I don't want to fucking get
smoked by these guys anymore. He, he like will bail out of plays early or he won't stand in it
as long. Like his arm is still there. His offensive line just sucks and you know it sucks. So he's
dumping down constantly cause he's like, I don't trust these guys. Yeah. And so as much as we've
talked about Tom Brady's sucking in prime time, people forget Andy Dalton. Nice guy. Like you,
you like to always remind people. Very nice. Very, very nice guy. He, I think he's lost his last
nine prime time games. I don't even, I don't even put that game on him. Like that pass to Jarvis
Landry who he should have caught. That should have been a touchdown. There were two drops that
I think should have been touchdowns and then Mark Ingram, just not going for the first down for
no reason whatsoever. That was tough to watch. I do have a conspiracy theory, maybe it's not
conspiracy theory, but a theory as to why we're not getting our James. I think, I think the saints
know that they fucked up his injury when it happened, when they put him back in. And I think
that they're trying to make sure that they're doing the right thing for his health on the back
end of it. And they're like, we don't want to put you in harm's way anymore because we absolutely
fucked you over when you had a pretty serious pain, pain everywhere, pain on my back, pain on my
legs, pain everywhere. I think that they really fucked that up when they put him back into that
game. And that's why I think that we're not getting James. They're afraid to play him right now.
Yeah, I like that theory. And it's, yeah, I mean, it just sucks to watch
Eddie Dalton, Tom Brady, even, even Joe and Troy, I feel like we're a little punch drunk. They're
like, this is kind of, this isn't that fun. It was, it was the least fun time that you could
possibly have while watching Tom Brady, who they usually just like give a deep suck to whenever
he's on TV. Yes. It was, it was a painful game to watch. Yeah, it was the only good part about
that game, I would say, was we got treated to a brand new graphic on TV instead of in the hunt.
Now we're calling all those teams sniffing around, which that's, listen, I love in the
hunt. I've always loved in the hunts the best, but sniffing around is pretty damn good. Well,
I think a little bit of a rant a few weeks. No, Troy Aikman. Troy Aikman during the Steelers
Colts game was like, why do we call it? We've been doing this for this long. Why is it still in
the hunt to change? Yes. And like, can we come up with something different? He's like sniffing
around. They fucking nailed it. Like anytime you try to mess with a classic like the new coke,
you're usually going to screw it up. This I think is better. And it might just be because it's new,
but I saw it and every time I see sniffing around, I just smile. I see, obviously they can't put
swear, the perfect like phrase for in the hunt would just be shitty teams, but maybe. Yeah. Like
that would be great to just have on the graph because that's really what they are. It's just
your shitty team, but maybe are just who knows. You never know. Yeah. You never know. Your power
rankings are four. There's pretty much it though. That's like all the teams that are in the hunt
in December. Let's be honest. They're shitty teams, but maybe there should be an extra category of
like you never know. Like you're not mathematically eliminated yet. Dude, you know who put a fright
through my chilled through my spines. When I was looking at this upcoming week, the Las Vegas
Raiders are five and seven. Yeah. I didn't realize they've won three in a row. I didn't realize that.
And they play the Rams on Thursday night. They are my pinky team. I would say there's a 0% chance
they're winning Super Bowl, but there's not a 0% chance they're not going to make the playoffs
anymore. Yeah. They're in that. There's, there's now a grouping of teams. It's the Lions, the Browns,
the Steelers and the Raiders who if you're a fan of any of those teams, you could essentially tell
yourself if we win out, we'll be in the playoff. And that's kind of a fun thing to do because
you're all five and seven. So you could finish 10 and seven. You figure you'd make it. You could
make it. Yeah, for sure. And on the NFC side of things, it's basically going to be a battle.
There really shouldn't be that many teams sniffing around in the NFC because it's
really just the, the giants, the commanders and the Seahawks. I think two out of those.
Well, the Lions, the Lions, if they have to win out, they got to win out. They got to win out.
Put them in the category of like not out of it yet. Yeah. No, they, they're in the win out.
And then the, the Packers are in win out mode too. Yeah. Yeah. Packers got to run the table.
What will end up happening is the Lions will probably win out until they play the Packers
week 18. And the Packers will fuck the Lions. Yeah. Because that would just be how it always
works. That's probably it. Hank, what did you think about watching your guy, Tom Brady?
Thought he looked good. Won the game. Championship. Winners win. Winners win. Straight out. They
don't cover it, which is unfortunate, but they win. Do you think that he'd be happier if he was
back home? Yeah. I think he wants to, I think he wants to be, I think he wants to be back into
England. No, I was going to say San Fran too because he met with Aaron Judge before the game.
And he was, he said that he was recruiting him, that he gave him his best offer. I think that
means that he was recruiting him to San Fran, be a giant. Oh, the Yankees Spring Training Facilities
in Tampa. No, he was definitely recruiting for the Giants. It would be such a Tom Brady. Yeah.
The town you grew up in, the sport you don't play in, like that's still your favorite team.
I agree. Like he grew up a Giants fan. He's still a Giants fan. That's fine.
So he's pitching Aaron Judge to the Giants. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Which is where Tom Brady is going to play next season.
That would actually be electric. I was saying, I don't think it's going to happen.
He's like Frances. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah.
Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah.
I was saying that how big of a power move would it be if they had lost last night if Tom Brady was
like bucks just cut me? That would be awesome. And then just go sign with the 49ers? Yeah. He's like
bucks. Well. I got you a Super Bowl. Well, I mean Hank, I was thinking to win a Super
this year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, would you say that the 49ers might be in a better spot
this year? I guess the Patriots are still sniffing around. Yeah, they are. But how like
that would be ultimate. He's the only guy who could ever pull it off. Just mean like
cut me. You're off. Our offensive line sucks. I gave you guys a Super Bowl. Like we sold
out tickets. Just cut me. Let me go play for San Francisco and I'll win a Super. He could
just say like I have been cut. Yeah. And then everybody else is under his spell in Tampa.
They'd be like, Oh, yeah. I guess I guess we cut him. I guess we cut him. If I was actually
thinking about this, if Tom Brady goes to the 49ers next year, is he now a ring chaser?
Yeah. Like he's not because he won six rings in his original team. It's different. It's
kind of funny to be like, Oh, the back portion of his. It's different. It was clear. I feel
like Shaq. I feel like people, people joined him in Tampa to chase rings. Yeah. So like
I don't I wouldn't say the 49ers. Would he then be a ring chaser? For that one in
instance, I would say I wouldn't, I wouldn't call him going to Tampa or ring chasing move.
It's just a hilarious concept. Back his net zero rings when he's been on the Tampa Bay
Buccaneers. It's just a funny concept because Tom Brady's like the creator of rings. He's
not a ring chaser. He creates them. So it's like to have the idea that he would be a ring
chaser at the end would be very funny. I do like the idea of, well, again, what we're
doing right now is just imagining more people in cow Shanahan system playing quarterback.
Yeah. It's not going to be Baker. That's what I've heard. No. Now I've heard we're recording
this before Baker has gone through waivers. But the first news that I saw today regarding
that was cow Shanahan leaking word out that he was not interested in Baker. And then word
came out later that Sean McVeigh was interested in Baker. I think that McVeigh just wants
Baker to keep him away from Kyle and Kyle's acting like, Oh, I don't, I don't want this
guy. No, I wouldn't. We're not even planning on picking him up off waivers. Baker would
be fun in cow Shanahan's office. He would be very fun. Yeah. I mean, you did. No, that
was Manziel. I was going to say, Oh, John, Shanahan was with the Browns. Yes. Well, it
was, but it was Johnny, Johnny Manziel and RG three. Yes. In Cleveland and RG three
said, I directly quote this. That would make too much sense too much for RG three to play
out for the 49ers this season. Wow. Too much sense. All right. Other NFL news. The Titans
GM got fired. John Robinson middle of the season. First place team. Pretty rare. Everyone
is assuming it was because of AJ Brown, which I know that's probably not the case, but it
is. It didn't help. I mean, AJ Brown just completely oblitering them. And it's John
Robinson was like, yeah, we don't need AJ Brown. We'll just trade. We'll trade him and
we'll draft the wide receiver. This will be fine. And then they get exposed and he gets
fired two days later. I'm going to say, yeah, you know what? That is exactly why he got
fired. I'm sure it's definitely part of the equation. Like the beat down that he put on
the Titans was significant enough where they probably got into at least an argument about
it later. They're like, did we used to have that discussion? You could not ignore the
fact that it was AJ Brown that did that. But if you do the Titans really need a GM because
I think Mike Vrabel just sees big people and he's like, just sign me the biggest player
at each position that you can find. So just give me the guy who wants to be in a fist
fight. Yeah. Just the largest. I want to have the heaviest team in the NFL. Yeah. Actually,
that'd be a cool metric to track. Who's got the heaviest? Who do you think has the heaviest
team in the NFL? That used to be a thing I would look at preseason for offensive lines
because obviously that would, if you just have like a bigger offensive line, usually
translated into having better run game and everything just leaning on people. I might
try to work on a metric around that. Heaviest. Heaviest. You got it, Billy? Someone definitely
tracks it. Yeah. Heaviest. This is in the past 50 seasons. Oh, okay. And it's been the Ravens
in the past 50 seasons. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. The Ravens every single year because
they don't have wide receivers ever. In 2004. Yeah. Des Bryant was their wide receiver one.
Yeah. Fucking tackle. Okay. These guys are doing it by BMI. And Patrick Ricard is a running
back anyways, 310 pounds. True. Yeah. Look at that. Billy, that sounds like something
maybe a project for you, Billy. I'm on there. You want a special project, Billy? Yeah. I'll
take the Ross. I would like to see that. Yeah, Billy. This actually, I might be able
to do this by the end of the show. Okay. Let's try it. We need to have a discussion about
over promising and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because Billy
has it completely reversed. You're not, you're not, you're not, you're not. Like copy pasting
all the way. Yeah. Definitely. Sounds easy. All right. Let's, let's have some college football
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Go on tonight. Jimmy V classic. Oh, with the boys. A boy, a boy. Oh, okay. Oh, you
win the boy. Does this play? No, it's actually sick. Doubleheader. It's Illinois, Texas and
Duke, Iowa. Okay. Did you see my tweet about Syracuse last week? I got a lot of, yeah,
we got, I got a lot of responses. Jim Bay. I haven't been completely torn down years.
They've had good tournament runs, but they haven't been good. Yeah. And no one, no one
wants to say anything about it. No one like crazy. It was one of those random tweets that
I sent out cause I was just watching Syracuse get obliterated. And then like all the Syracuse
people were like, finally someone who's not like someone outside of Syracuse is saying
this. Yeah. It's weird. Jim Bayheim is, they have not destroyed the program except for
the tournament, but that's good enough for some people.
He's going to take out another legendary coach. So it's your thing.
Right. So people, I actually said a nice thing about coach K in the tweet Hank. I said, as
annoying as, and narcissistic as coach K's one year, uh, you know, retirement tour is
at least he didn't burn the whole program down like Jim Bayhunt.
Some people that, you know, they get older. They just don't know when to let go of the
wheel. Yeah.
And let somebody else take it over. Yeah. Since the final four post coach K era.
What? First time seeing them in person since, you know,
Yeah. That's true. That's a good point. It's only like six games in, but yeah, is he still
run the zone? Jim Bayhunt. Well, you stopped a little bit last year.
That's why I'm asking about this year. But, but last year, you remember like they actually
steered away from it quite a bit. That pissed me off. If you're Jim Bayhunt, they're one
and own the last one. I'm going to get against Oakland. So we'll see how that, you have to
keep, you have to go to your death running that two, three zone, three, two zone, whatever
you want to call it, the hybrid. All right. College football, we have our final four.
I think they got it right. Did you, would you agree PFT? I still, I would have loved
for USC to be able to win that game Friday night. I do think the Caleb Williams getting
hurt like changed the whole course of that game. Utah was great in the second half, but
I think they got it right. Ohio State sneaks in, Bama should not have been in. People were
Nick Saban. We talk a little bit about this with biz and Whitney, Nick Saban getting in
front of the media and doing his tour where he was like, you know, our team like ask everyone
who they'd want to at least play. It's us. Like who would Vegas have favored the guy
who never will talk about Vegas who will never like, you know, rat poison. He talks about
rat poison constantly. He's up there saying like his team is the most dangerous team.
It was pathetic. Yeah. It was pathetic. They got the top four right. I don't think anybody
was really surprised by it. I want to know who asked Nick Saban to that. It wasn't his
idea. No, that's not a Nick Saban idea. They just, they just basically said, Hey, Nick,
do you mind putting in an extra three hours of work and just sucking up to the powers
that be just in case? And yeah, it was beneath them. It was, it was beneath Nick Saban.
It was gross to watch. To beg. Don't, I don't, I don't like that. I didn't like that image.
I didn't like watching one TV. I do think that it's like the most obvious final four
of all time. Yeah.
I think they got it. They got it perfectly right. Well, and it's always the precedent
has been set. They'll never take a two loss team over a one loss team and TCU being in
is going to be fun, different purple purple since Washington. Yeah. Packed 12s out for
another, I think six year in a row, seventh year in a row.
The hip note toad is back. I like that. Hip note toad is fun. The TCU football account
always has the best weirdest videos that they put out. I don't know what kind of drugs
are taking, but I want some. They're incredible. So we'll have like one game of that to look
forward to. Yeah. By the way, we're, we're saving one question
with a quarterback for Friday because I think it will be actually Max Duggan. So be ready
for that. So that's why in person, because he got nominated for the Heisman, which we
could talk about that as well. And in Hooker did get screwed.
He got fucked. He got totally screwed. He got fucked. That was, they did Tennessee fans
dirty on that one because if you've watched any Tennessee football and watch any Georgia
football this year, one of those guys is very clearly a better quarterback than the other.
Actually Stetson Bennett is, he's very good at what they ask him to do. And he's, listen,
when he first started playing quarterback at Georgia, I think everybody was like, okay,
the second they get somebody else on campus, they'll replace this guy. Stetson Bennett has
turned into a really good quarterback. Yes. He's 25. He's 25.
You know, he's the same age as Lamar Jackson. Is he?
Hinden Hooker is probably older than Lamar Jackson.
How crazy is that? He's like a six years senior.
Is Hinden?
Yeah. He, because he was at Virginia Tech for a while coming out of Greensboro, North
Carolina, Stamie's barbecue. And now he's, yeah, he's, I think 25 would be my guess.
He's 24. Hinden Hooker is 24.
Yeah. So we got, we got some old heads, but it's fucked up what they did to Hinden. I
think they are punishing him for tearing his ACL.
Yes.
And obviously, you know, the loss against South Carolina, that's, it was, it wasn't
good, but you can't, you can't blame Hinden for having his defense get what, 60, 60 points
hung on him or whatever it was. Yes.
So yeah, he got fucked over on that one. But yeah, the, the committee got it right
with the top four. There's also been a lot of discourse regarding crying as a quarterback.
Oh yeah.
Dougan, Dougan cried and then Caleb Williams cried. And then Caleb Williams, many people
were saying he was taking a shot at Max Duggan with a tweet that he put out there about Max
crying. And then he tried to backtrack it and say, no, no, I'm just saying that you
guys aren't keeping that same energy when he cries as when I cry.
Well, I think that that probably is true. It also probably has to do with the fact that
and, and Caleb Williams did this before every game. He would paint on his nails, fuck whatever
team he's playing. It went viral before his game against Utah. It said, fuck Utah. I,
you might, there might be more reasons why the energy wasn't kept the same, but when
fuck Utah is on your fingers and you cry, people are going to relish it.
Yes, exactly. They are, they just are.
Yep.
It's going to work. So, but yeah, the, the finalists are what is, it was Stroud, Max
Duggan, Caleb Williams, who's going to win it and Stetson and Stetson. Yeah. I just
looked it up. He is the same age. Lamar Jackson is going into his fifth year in the NFL and
Stetson Bennett is still in college.
There should be one non quarterback nominee every year.
I agree. I don't know. That might be an old man take on my part, but I'm, listen, I know
it's going to go to the quarterback that performs the best on the best team. That's generally
where it's going to end up.
Blake Corm should have been on there.
Blake Corm, that he would have been a good addition. B John Robinson would have been
an addition to it.
Yep. It's, I mean, I agree. It should, because it does, it does basically end up just being
every single year. Just the quarterbacks. I mean, it's besides the Caleb Williams, who's
going to win it. It's the quarterbacks of the, of the final four.
Yeah.
Like how stupid is that?
Yeah. And I guess we can take this time to preview. We've got the low man trophy for
the nation's top fullback. Many people would say that's a more prestigious award.
Agreed.
Then the Heisman trophy nominees are the ballots are out right now for the, for the nominees.
I sent them out this week. The panel is esteemed as ever. We have Lorenzo Neil, John Kuhn,
Mike Allsdott, Tom Fur, I mean, Hank Lockwood. We have Andy Staples on there. Anthony Sherman
from the chiefs and Aaron Ripkowski, former Green Bay Packers fullback. We got a lot of
guys that are voting. Oh, Alec Ingold from the Dolphins. So we're collecting the votes
this week and we've got a special announcement we'll be making later about when we're going
to be doing the actual ceremony. But we do like to acknowledge the fullbacks of America
on this podcast. So I'm very excited to talk about that.
Yes. Absolutely. Other, the, the transfer portal makes no sense to me anymore. Everyone's
in the transfer portal.
JT Daniels is going to play for like seven years.
It's every single player. Yeah.
Every single player I feel like has been in the transfer portal. I can't keep up with
it. Obviously I saw like my guy, Graham Mertz in the transfer portal, then it was like a
list of all these other guys is like, wait, is this even important? I don't know. I don't
know if it's bad. Good. What's going on?
Honestly, like if I was, if I was a, like above average talented college football player,
I would do exactly what some of these guys are doing and just like travel the country
for well, yeah. And you get, if you're, if you can be good with multiple teams, you get
like multiple like, Hey, that's where I can go back and see people.
Yeah, exactly. I would play in every single power five conference if I could.
And it's also like when you play like Caleb, our colleague is the perfect example. He played
division one football as Mitch's backup. He has so many connections in the sports world
just from playing there because of all his coaches who then go other places. Like I would
just go to five different schools and just get connected everywhere.
Yeah. Move around, move around, see the country a little bit. Yeah. You're essentially getting
paid to, to live in awesome college towns. Yeah. Why, if you're not going to go to the
NFL and make a shitload of money immediately, if you're not going to be like a super hydrophic,
then yeah, move around, have a good time. Yeah.
Slovis is back in it. Slovis is back. He's moving around. Yeah. Who else? Who did I see?
I just like the term transfer portal. Yeah. It's such a cool sounding thing to do. Like
I want to enter a portal at some point in my life. I'm in the portal. Did Anthony Richardson
enter or no? He's in the draft. Oh, he's in the draft. The ultimate portal. The job portal.
Okay. Yeah. So he's a stud. Yeah. No, no, no, that'll be good. You know what? Once he learns
how to read a pass option. Yeah. He's good. I predict that somebody's going to ask him to
work out as a tight end and he's going to be like, no, I'm a quarterback and then, then
everyone's going to be like, wait, are you really a quarterback though? Are you sure? Yeah.
Hey, he might be good. He's raw. He's raw. He's got talent. He's got a lot of talent. He's got a
rocket arm. Rocket legs. Rocket legs. Yeah. Did you see Keisha on Boutet is staying,
which is crazy. Oh, really? Yeah. For his senior year. I thought he was going to come out last
year. Yeah, but it actually makes sense for him because the year didn't go great and he's like,
yeah, I'm staying. That's got, that's such a great feeling to have a guy who's like
a really, really good player staying for an extra year in college sports. Like, holy
shit, we get an extra year with this guy. I hope that actually ends up being part of the NIL is
like guys who, you know, maybe they're a draft stock, maybe they, when they came as a freshman,
they were supposed to be a first round pick, had a couple of bad years or tough years,
end up being like three or four fourth round pick. They're like, fuck it, I'll stay. I'll make money
and then hopefully my draft stock will go back up. That's cool because it is like, I've always seen
it both ways where if you're the player yourself, you want to make money and you want to be sure that
like you're not risking injury for nothing. So yeah, by all means go to the NFL, but it's also
just cool to have guys that stick around on your campus and become like a face of your entire
university that are there for like four years. Exactly. It builds up like it builds, people
care more about the team if they recognize the guys. It was also really funny because everyone
expected him to leave. So he posted his whole message and it was saying like there's unfinished
business and the first like five replies was like, you're going to be a Raider bro, like good luck,
like all these, because they didn't expect him to stay. So they all were like, all right man,
like thanks for all you've done, like good luck in the draft. But the booty is clapping back,
I like that. The Rams have claimed quarterback Baker. Oh, there it is. Yeah, it makes sense
because where are we going to do? I'm telling you like Sean McVeigh, the photographic memory that
he's cursed with. If you saw it, do you see that last play on Sunday, the interception
that Wolford threw down the middle of the field? The fact that he has to remember that for the
rest of his life, he experienced that on Sunday. He was like, fuck that. I'm not going out like this
because that was maybe the worst pass that I've ever seen attempted at the NFL. Yes. Yes. Put
his entire body into it, tried to throw it 45 yards downfield through about 20 yards downfield
to a linebacker that didn't have anybody within 15 yards of him. So McVeigh is like, okay, I need
something to give me Baker. They're saying you might play Thursday. I would be awesome. I shouldn't
even let him look at a playbook. How fun would that game be? I mean, like Thursday sucks.
Raiders vs. Rams sucks. What if McVeigh was like, we signed Baker. We're not going to give him the
playbook. Let's see how it goes. Yeah. Fuck it. Let's have fun. Let's do it. And I also think that
I think Stafford might be done. He might be done done for his career. I think that like whatever
injury he's suffered, the way that they've been spinal cord is bad. The way that they've been
handling it has been really like hush hush and not giving any details that that leads me to believe
that he's not in great shape right now. And guess what? Like obviously I hope he keeps playing,
but if he has to retire because of a spinal cord injury, I think he's definitely going to be a
Hall of Famer. Yeah. Because people will be like, wow, he gave everything. Yeah. His numbers,
I mean, he's still got to probably play a few more years to be a Hall of Famer. But
Well, with Baker, I actually, I'm not done believing in Baker Mayfield yet. This might be
weird. He sucked to the Panthers, but I'll do one worse. I like Baker. I'll do one worse. I'm not
done believing in Sam Darnold yet. Yeah. All right. I mean, stupid. I know. I know. That is
worse. I know. That's way worse. That's way worse. No, but with Baker, like I actually, I like this
for Baker. This, this went about as good as he could have hoped for. Yes. He went from getting
benched behind Sam Darnold and PJ Walker to now getting picked up by Sean McVeigh in the Rams
and having Cooper Cup on his team for next year. If he sticks around, it might be Dom. It might be
naive of me. No, I'm with you, dude. I, I'm buying Baker Mayfield. I can't, I can't give up on these
guys. I'm buying Mitch. First overall pick. We were talking about Mitch being on the 49ers. Could
you imagine that? Oh, be awesome. Yeah. He's sick. Soupy. Yeah. Soupy. Soupy season. Oh,
last thing about college football. I literally just said I want Robert Griffin, the third on the
San Francisco 49ers. We have problems giving up on people that we get attached to. Last thing on
college football, that, uh, Satterfield thing. So he was, he's a coach of Louisville. He got hired
at Cincinnati. They play in a bowl game together and the bowl game is at Fenway Park, where the,
the dimensions of the stadium only allow one sideline. So yeah, it's, I don't think he'll be,
I probably won't coach either team, but it's a very funny. He's not attending. Yeah. He won't
attend, but the fact that he went from one team to another, they're playing in a bowl game
and there's only one sideline is very funny. That is very funny. Yeah. Oh, he's the guy that loves
the airport in Louisville. That's going to be bittersweet when he flies out. Yeah. He said the
best thing about Louisville is 15 minutes away from the airport. One last time, one last time
hitting the road here. That's one of those, uh, I don't know if, listen, I, I took Cincinnati's
coach, so I'm trying to be nice, but you can always kind of judge a, a, a higher when like
Scott Satterfield goes to Cincinnati and a lot of Louisville fans were like, thank God. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, see you dude. They're pumped because they want to get Bobby Petrino back. Yeah,
which will be sick. That would be how amazing would that be? He rides in this motorcycle with
a bitch on the back. Oh, it'd be awesome. It'll be fucking sick. Uh, all right. Let's do a hot seat
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The boys. Yeah, it's Packers colors. You know that is. It's a nice hat. Is it not? It is Packers
colors. I just like the hat. Okay. Shout out to the boys. Um, my hot seat is Ronaldo.
Yeah. Yeah. He got benched. Yeah. Also, we forgot to talk about USA on Sunday show, but they lost.
They did. We did. Didn't we? No, not really. I Sunday show, I'm just going to apologize to
everyone. I was, I literally puked right after. I've never felt more sick while podcasting.
Also, Billy, I did say FC West. So I apologize to you. That was a poor performance from me. So
Hey, listen, performance from the US soccer too. I had Panama brain. So we wrote, we're all playing
up so off the whole show. And like, I, I mean, I puked my guts out after it was bad. So I, I would
have bet my life that we had talked about it on Sunday. That's how awful. So yeah. US lost
Netherlands. Netherlands is just a much, much better team. We would possess the ball for like
75% of the game. They would get it, go on a breakaway and immediately get a chance. I did
so at points feel like I was a hockey fan. Just yelling, shoot it. Yeah. Just shoot it. Just,
just shoot the ball. Okay. And I play defense. We don't have any, we don't have any strikers on
the team. We guys wide open. We need, we need peppy, peppy. El tren. The train should have been on
the team. That's what I have to say. Oh, but yeah, then Ronaldo, my goat got benched. People don't
like Ronaldo. I don't understand. He's a bitch. Yeah. I mean, he's, he just is bigger and taller
and stronger than everyone. He just stands right next to the goal and just like goes like this.
And you get, he's sweeping his leg and the demands to take every penalty and they would,
would they score six goals today and he didn't play last 20 minutes? Gotan. Yeah. No, but they're
better without Ronaldo is the fact. Like they have not, they've not played this well. He'll probably
leave the line. He'll probably leave the squad. He's going to leave before the world cups over.
He's going to do an interview with Piers Morgan. Yeah. And then he's going to transfer to Saudi
Arabia. Yeah. And then they'll put Saudi Arabia back in and they'll win on PKs. Also, when, when
Ronaldo, when he steps up, I hope, I hope they win the whole damn thing. When he steps up to take
like, it won't be because of Ronaldo. He's going to get the game winning goal. When he takes a
a lot of times, he'll just stand there and he'll like lift his shorts up and he'll just stand there
waiting for people to take pictures of him because he's like, this is going to look so sweet on
Instagram later. Watch messy highlights one time and tell me that's not just the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen. Yeah. I think both can be true. Okay. Oh, so you decided this one time
you're not going to take a side on a goat debate? No, I just, when all those, the goat message is
great. No, it's not. No, neither one of those guys are the goat. My cool throwing. I have a couple
first ones. Brian Cashman. Sure. Jake is thrilled. He's back. Yankees. Oh, good. I never four years.
Nice. So that's good. Probably help with the Aaron Boone negotiations. That was probably really
tough negotiations to get Brian Cashman to resign. Yeah. Like, Hey, you want to keep your job? Yes.
Where? How? How much? Okay, cool. What other offers do you think Brian Cashman had? Was he going
to be like, go be a window wash or somewhere and find buildings full time? He would have been on,
he would have been on like, yes, network as an analyst, probably. Yeah. True. Yeah. Just being
like, here's how, here's how I would have fucked up this negotiation. Yeah. Then my other cool
throwing is rough variety, Providence. Yes. Providence kid. Yeah. Bobby Lang versus Pac-Man.
Pac-Man, Jones, Grace O'Malley, the girl, Susie from David Dobrik's vlogs. I don't know if anyone
here watches his vlogs. Is she fighting Grace? She's fighting not Grace, but someone else. I don't
want to know who Grace is fighting cause Grace is going to fucking put her in a coffin. I don't want
to catch any feelings. No feelings to be caught. Right. I've said, don't even tell me your name.
I won't. Grace is going to put her in a coffin. Yeah. But rough variety. The last one in Providence
was it just feels right in Providence. A lot of, a lot of mass holes, a lot of people there. Last
one in Providence. Very, very rowdy. I sang the Canadian national anthem and got boots so hard.
I started laughing and just people started chucking beers at me. It was one of the funniest moments
ever. It was extremely, extremely rowdy at the fucking dunk. I was just getting booed and I couldn't
stop laughing. Yeah. It was hilarious. It was, it was a very, very, very funny rough rowdy. This
one should be bigger and better cause it's at the dunk this time. Should I do it again? Should I do
it in French? Yeah. I think the girl Susie's fighting is a Canadian YouTuber. Yeah. All right.
So maybe I'll do it again and just get booed again and just start laughing. Yeah. Fuck. Friday night.
All right. PFT. Who's your, what's your hot seat cool, Toronto?
Well, hang on real quick, big cat. Oh, per Adam Schefter. Doctors concluded today
that 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo does not need foot surgery. It is not a Liz. Well, no,
this is breaking news right now. They were, they were examining him to see if he had a Liz
Frank or not. You're not going to go full. He could have a chance to return in seven to eight
weeks, making him a potential playoff contributor. It's a breaking man. Yeah. I saw it this
morning that he was possibly didn't have Liz Frank like, okay, cool. So you're going to just throw
Jimmy G in like in the NFC championship game. Yeah, they might. Yeah. Cause that's like the,
the seven to eight weeks. Now you're basically saying that Brock Purdy has won a playoff game
and then you're going to put Jimmy G in or Josh Johnson. Yeah. I don't think so.
Yeah. My hot seat is the Washington Nationals 2018 lineup because congratulations, Max.
Maxine trade turner. Nice. Former Nat maybe the best. I'd say he's a six tool player. He's like
invented a new tool. That's how good he is at everything as Hank would say running for power.
He's also good at that. But he and sliding, that's his extra tool. So a trade turner is now on the
Phillies. That means I did look back and I looked it up. The 2018 nationals had Max Scherzer,
trade turner, Bryce Harper, Anthony Rendon, Juan Soto, Adam Eaton, Ryan Zimmerman, Howie Kendrick
on their team. It's fun, right? It's fun to see. I did the same thing as you just a year earlier.
Now it's, we did get a world series out of it, which is, which is all that you can hope for.
Yeah. But at the same time you look at that and you're like this, that was a dynasty.
We had a dynasty on our team, but at least we got, we got one world series. My other hot seat is
the Hall of Fame, the baseball Hall of Fame, because Barry Bonds is not getting in again.
You have a child to crime dog. Yeah. Fred McGriff's getting in. That's pretty cool to see.
Love the crime. Great name. Great nickname. But the Hall of Fame, I don't know, every year that
they don't let Barry Bonds in, it just makes me hate them more. The best player in the history
of the game. If he's not in your Hall of Fame, you know what? I vote Barry Bonds is the first
member of the part of my take Hall of Fame. Okay. When are we opening it? I don't know. Okay. A couple
years. All right. We have to do construction on it. Get some plans. But yeah, he'll be the first.
We'll get him, you get a pizza party. Yeah. Barry. Yeah. It's a party for Barry Bonds. Congratulations.
And come on the show. Yep. Yep. Open invite. Done. Very cool. My cool throne is
Qatar and the Amir because Donnie has our first video coming out at the end of the day today
as you're listening on Wednesday. So we're breaking it down into two separate videos
of the trip over to Qatar. This one is about how Donnie got off on the wrong foot with the Amir.
I had to come over there and save his ass. Which one has the crimes in it? I think
they both probably have crimes. But the second video has a crime that probably would have gotten
me executed in Qatar. I broke a pretty big law. You kissed them? I broke a pretty big law. We
held hands. Yeah. No, we did. We did some things that I said I wouldn't do when I went over there.
And then Donnie just so happened to be the one person that can talk me into doing these things.
And so luckily we escaped to Qatar Airspace. It was an Argo situation where we were flying out.
And once I left the airspace, I was like, OK, thank God I'm leaving Qatar with my life.
But you'll have to tune in and find out on Donnie's YouTube page. Love it. So be on the
lookout for that. Love it. All right. My hot seat is the office. I don't know if you guys saw this
trending all day. But Mindy Kaling, I guess, was interviewed and she was like, yeah, the office
would have been like if they had the office today, it would have been canceled because it's so edgy.
And I don't really know what like if the office today was made today and it was canceled, like
then comedy just truly is dead. Well, I think what she was getting at was right though. No, no,
no, no, because the thing that the office did really well. No, Hank, they're dumb characters.
Yes. If the character like if Michael Scott is doing something stupid, it's not like you're
saying Michael Scott's a genius for being like homophobic and racist and all that stuff. It's
like always sunny. Yeah. Always sunny is like the worst people you could ever imagine. But because
you know, you know that they're bad. Understand the concept of I don't think you did. Yeah, you
don't know. I do. I think you think I don't. Scott's a real person. No, I don't think you
understand. You think the actual you is real. You root for Michael. Yeah, you do. You think that
they're actually filming a documentary. It's not has nothing to do with the show itself is with
how people like react to things. But funny is all right. So I'm like, that's the case. Then
comedy is officially dead because they the office is funny. It's canceled every day. But then and
he's the most successful stand up comedian in the world. He says funny shit. And then I'm like,
this is outrageous. But then how would you say so he's very so he's not candy. He's he's wildly
successful. But then how would they but he's on a network TV show. But you don't need a network
TV show. But also but they the car on a network TV show. Peacock just fucking put it on Patreon.
No, but no cock literally invent they invented Peacock because the office like that the streaming
the NBC streaming service like the main driver was the office. I am understanding of how funny the
office is and how popular it is. I think you think it's a documentary. I just I think you actually
think it's documentary. Those are real people. So I think people would get offended. All right.
Despite the fact that it's comedy and it's a joke. People would get offended. They would get have a
lot of backlash towards NBC and they would take it down. Here's what would happen. You'd have a
lot of people online that don't actually watch the show. Right. See a clip of it. That's how it
works and complain to NBC. And then everybody out there that watched it which would be tens of
millions of people would be like fuck you. We're keeping it on. And I think it would stay on like
it's it. The kids with us. The characters on the show. That was funny. Shout out Ziggs. It was
very funny. Yeah. You were. Do you know what I'm talking about. What the fuck. It might like
what's going on. What. You guys are tripping me out. Why. I don't know. You have to use your own
reply when I said I saw Ziggs. Shout out Ziggs. Shout out Ziggs. You don't remember Ziggs.
Yes. I remember. I don't remember Ziggs. Bro.
What if Ziggs. Was he a producer. He was. Yeah. Yeah. I see. Driving by me today when I was walking
out of my apartment and he's just like Barstil van talk. I thought it was just like
a fan and I look and he's like Ziggs. I was like whoa. Ziggs. Yeah dude. Ziggs will always be famous
for the fact that we we tried to do a segment with Dan Patrick where we lit him on fire. Yeah.
In the back of the van and we said the segment is going to be called in Fuego and Ziggs was like
fellas checked with the insurance and you're not going to be able to light Dan Patrick on
the fire. Yeah. Yeah. But you can. And he also remember we went and he was like he like cornered
Matthew Barry to ask him fantasy football questions. Yeah. And it was like Ziggs I don't
think understands. But he that dude like was ride or die figured it out right away like these
guys are different. I like him. Yeah. Shout Ziggs. You know what the office would definitely be able
to exist on TV now but they but they might have to run like a disclaimer on it like attention
anyone at home that thinks that this is a real show it's actually not. Yeah. For any any Henry
Lockwoods out there who think this is actually a documentary like you're not watching cops. Yeah.
So I episode they did the whole thing on stage. I'm sorry that you this is like we're breaking
news to you that it's not a real show like it's not an actual documentary and Kaylee Anthony just
got a TV show. I think the office would be OK. Casey Anthony Casey. Well it's about I choose
to remember the victim. The situation. Nice. Not Casey. Bleep out bleep out her name please.
Yeah. All right. My cool throne is the Niners because the other thing that was trending today
I got my hot seat cool throne just from the trends was Big Cock Brock. So I don't know. I don't know
this is a nickname he had before or like it just happened to start training today. But the best
thing that can happen to a team is they're back up coming in and having a huge cock and getting a
nickname and then going to win a Super Bowl. Yeah. I don't even know if it's it. It doesn't matter
if it's true or not. Oh it rhymes. Big Cock Brock. I think and that's all you might have had something
to do with it because he tweeted BCB. So that might have been why it started. But either way I feel
like the Niners are now in good spot. Yeah. He replied to Kittle replied to one of his Instagram's
BCB. So that's where it started. There's precedent for an NFC team. Yeah. Being taken over by a
quarterback with a tremendous hog to go on a playoff run. It's it's written in the stars.
He's got the nickname. So shout out to the Niners probably win a Super Bowl just on that.
Billy also look up a metric right now like the quarterbacks of the biggest dicks. I feel like
they're probably the best backup. That's going to be harder data to pull. What do you got for
us on the way. I only was able to do the whole AFC. The Ravens are leading at 247 pounds.
Everyone's all the teams are usually around 242 pounds in that area. What's the lightest team.
The lightest team in the AFC is 240 pounds and it's the Bills. Huh. Which is weird.
They're going to get fatter as weather gets colder. It's really hard to pull all of that data.
OK. Football reference in the show time. But that's what I was able to. I also feel like offensive
line is really all we need. Yeah. Now it's like the full roster doesn't really like it depends on
if you have backup offensive linemen or you have backup. You know what I mean. Yeah. Or the box.
Yeah. Just give us the box. Give us the weight of every box. Yeah. You got to pull that data
real hard. Yeah. Regarding the box. But here's my real hot seat bloggers anyone who writes for
a living. This new this by the way is Billy came over to my desk and was like bro my mind just got
blown. And I was like what he's like I'm saving it for a hot seat. So he was like he was kind of
hypervent. It was almost the same as when is Hank doing to be real. I was going to say he was acting
almost the same way when Hank found out the office wasn't real. Shut up. No there's this new program
called chat GPT. Yeah. Which is I'm familiar with it. Open AI app that recently just got released
the public and this thing can basically write blogs. You can. Oh no. So you just do your job for
you. Yeah. OK. But like this thing's going to replace everything. So basically I wrote a blog on
it should be out depending if the others get it out. Yeah. Who wrote the blog. I wrote I wrote
a thousand words in my own words but there's a good 2000 words of blogs. I was just able to
generate through typing in a couple keywords into the chat. So the first one it wrote is I said write
a blog describing chat GPT and it wrote 500 words on what chat GPT is and all these questions I put
in there like I put in a hypothetical situation about an orangutan escaping from the zoo and
being chased by the police in Daytona Beach. And I said I told to write a 500 word blog out of three
sentences of prompts and it wrote a 500 blog word blog like all itself about the whole thing
even included some humor in it. It was pretty weird. This is how Terminator starts. So yeah.
How are they stealing our data or something. I'm sure there's tons of it. It only has access
to Internet from from 2021 before but it has it doesn't have can't do anything like current. So when
I said write it so there was a video Kanye West. Yeah. Good guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I there was a
video of Brock. Queen Elizabeth. She's one of my so awesome. Yeah. I'm going to go hang out with her
next week. But the only reason it can't do pre 2021 is because they won't let it. So like for
example there was a video there was a video that came out about Brock Bowers. He was talking about
how this SEC championship game celebration was better than the national championship because
he got drug tested right after the game and he couldn't celebrate with his friends. So I input
a little information on Brock Bowers and that situation and they put together a thousand word
blog on the whole thing. Wow. Basically it's it's wild. That is okay. So they won't let it write
in 2022 because it probably get canceled. Yeah. Yeah. Under today's standards. Yeah. It's just
insane that this thing I'm definitely going to be using this because I did use it. It didn't
work out perfectly but I asked that whole sports to use it for a recap for the Texans Browns game
because we didn't watch it. It was like barely even on Red Zone Channel. And so we just had to
pick up highlights here or there. And this is this thing is pretty fucking good. So this is the
recap. It wrote it to Sean Watson and reporter dialogue after the game to Sean Watson. I plan
on taking full responsibility for my actions and facing the consequences. I will also be
seeking counseling and working on personal growth. I know that words are not enough and
actions speak louder. I'm committed to doing the hard work to make things right. Reporter
to Sean. What do you think this win means for the team moving forward to Sean.
I think this win is a testament to the hard work and determination of the team.
We never gave up even when things weren't looking great. I believe that if we continue to work hard
and support each other we can have a successful season. All right. I have to go now. I have a
massage appointment. Thank you for having me and go Browns. And that that was the that's the computer
wrote that. No. I swear to God. It made a massage. Yes it made a massage joke at the end of it.
If you're in high school or college Dan V. Swanson even better. More important.
Who I'm actually sending this article breaking moves from Newsweek Comedy Central which I think
you guys would agree is comedy. Right. They should know the difference between comedy and what's
not comedy cancel culture etc. They recently stopped putting the diversity day episode of
the office in their rotation on one episode. Interesting. Did they cancel all of it.
But they can't. But it's comedy one episode. People should get that one episode. That's
probably the most. That's the only episode I could see and be like oh that might be a little
interesting. And also Scott's touch just because Scott's touch sucks. I just hate that episode.
Everybody hates it. But it's comedy. It's comedy. Hey Mr. Scott what you're going to do.
What you can do. Make your dreams come true. It's comedy. Yeah. Yeah it's comedy. So why would they
take it. Comedy Central is come on. You don't think Comedy Central is woke. Well that everyone
is now. That's the entire point. Not everyone. Not part of my tape baby. What's your favorite
racial slur. Hank. Say something. Yeah. Go on. Oh fuck. Comedy is edgy. Bleep that out Max.
Bleep out what he just said. That was too far. That is. That was too far. I haven't heard that
word since. Bleep that out. That's usually found in books from like the 1800s. Yeah that was that's
that's that's like a 95 year old. Tom. Tom Sawyer's favorite word. Dick. Bleep that.
That's a slur. What is that. Magicians.
It sounds very bad but it's from magicians. Last thing on chat GPT this thing could absolutely
write homework assignments if you're in high school or college. Well it's and blocks and it
could it could probably figure out which teams were the heaviest hypothetically.
Well I'm pulling the data now. Yeah you're pulling it pretty hard. It's Ravens. I just can't
believe that it made a joke. That's weird. I'm I'm fucked. Yeah but it's scary because it you
could run a whole blog just using this AI machine to generate clicks and articles all day. Yeah I
mean pretty instead of everyone who works at a blog here if you like got these open AI guys to
just make it look for top stories and then just pull them and generate blogs. Yeah it would.
There are enough words that we've spoken into microphones as a podcast that I'm pretty sure
you could just run it through like a recording device put like a robot AI behind it and they
could write an entire episode apart my take and play it using our voices deep fake.
Jeez. All right your cool throne. Coach Oh. Oh yeah UNLV. Yeah coach Oh UNLV. Is that true.
He's a finalist. Okay. Yeah. And my other cool throne goblin mode Oxford word of the year. Hell
yeah. Hell yes. Goblin. Let's go goblin mode. I'm always. I live in life next year. I live goblin
mode every day. Yeah. It's my constant. All right. Wrap us up on the hot seat cool throne Jake.
Yeah my hot seat is fake videos. This could have been talked about on Monday but Steph Curry had a
viral fake video of making five consecutive full court shots and there was a debate did not get
duped. I feel like you got duped. I didn't get duped. Revelled paint cut. I was watching the
video. You guys are fucking crazy. I was watching the video in the studio with you guys and I said
no way this is real. No you went no way. This is real. Five in a row. If it was like two or three
I would have bought it. But five in a row is insane. Yeah that was yeah. It's the same guy Ari
he does. He did all Tom Brady's videos. He's probably the greatest video editor because he did
Stephen Chase video last night. I just I just looked up coach. It was not a finalist. No you know
V. It's fake news. What unnecessary rough this tweeted it. No coach. Oh and Chris Peterson are
not candidates. I saw those names. I was like that's that's our own. That's our own or some
got duped. Unnecessary. It's got duped. Damn. It sucks. No. No. But I think I would brain and walk or
got own fucking sources. I'm going to say Brandon Walker got duped. Coach. Oh I'm on the finalists
of the unnecessary rough this tweeted out. What do you want me to say. You got duped. I don't think
so. They're hiring Barry Odom from Arkansas. What was your cool throne. My cool throne is free
tickets. So Syracuse might be bad but the rival Georgetown is giving me free tickets to the game
against the NFL DC resident. That's that's tough. It's December. Georgetown is really really
fine. They have losses to American and Mount St. Mary's. Great teams. Great organizations. Excuse
me. Loyola Mary Mount Mount St. Mary's. But even better. It's tough. It's tough. Georgia. You need
to get another. Is there another John Thompson. They just need to give out free starter jackets
to everyone. Yeah starter jackets or just whoever becomes the head coach should be the next John
Thompson like how there's Uggas. Yeah. Like no matter who you are you're now John Thompson the
fifth and you're the head coach of Georgetown free tickets to a D1 men's basketball game when
you're in a big market like DC and you're Georgetown. Yeah. Yeah. George the problem with
Georgetown is it's a I don't know the exact enrollment figures but there's not a lot of
people that go there. So people only really care about it when they're good. Yeah. It's not a big
like it's not a huge alumni base and all their famous alumni are busy committing war crimes. So
it's tough to get people to buy tickets. Hey they made the tournament last two years ago.
They did. It's all a matter. Yeah. Yeah. According to Syracuse fans. Listen. I'm on your side. I'm
fighting. Yeah. Syracuse should be a good program every year. And it is funny because when I did
do that tweet to go full circle someone was like I just imagined Jim Bayheim like sitting in like
a 16 year old living room at this point. It's like yeah that's not going to work. He probably
falls asleep. Well his sons are AWL. Shout out to his sons. I love the sons. Jim Bayhams a hall
of fame coach. Yeah. At some point I would hope that Buddy and Jimmy Jimmy will tell me when I've
passed it by. Oh OK. Yeah. They're like hey you're not cutting it anymore. Yeah. It's time to hang
it up. Hall of Fame coach. Yeah. One of the best coaches of all time. I just love hope. Yeah.
They beat Notre Dame on the road. OK. All right. Let's get to biz and wit.
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it is Ryan Whitney Paul Bisonette also RAs in the building we ran out of mics but maybe we get him
saying something here and there we got a split in check let's boys here yeah we're gonna do our
NHL preview yeah so really yeah I did one about 18 games oh yeah well we figured you guys you guys
being in studio we might as well have you on because it's always fun we don't even have to
talk hockey we could talk soccer that's going on right now we're watching well let's talk about the
big bet that went just described the guy bet ninety thousand I think you bet ninety grand for
Morocco to get to the quarterfinals and it's to win a million and he was offered about 215 grand
before this round to 16 game and he didn't take it so now this is a Chelsea player Hakeem Zayek oh
right down the middle when they shoot it down the middle this is great radio it's such a such in your
face right down the middle and just know the goal he's going to jump left to right well pretty
impressed I'm just I'm rooting for Spain to go home because I'm just bored with them I'm bored
with their weird style of play where they just pat I think they had a thousand completed passes today
and I don't think that is a little shot on target I don't like that they're wearing blue
they should be wearing blue that is awkward it's so stupid really would you guys not agree and
somebody posted a video a couple days ago where how sometimes they've done penalty kicks where
you start about twice the length that they are right now from the goal where you have to run
towards that's the old MLS that's what we were talking about before I think that's how they
used to do it yeah that's how they should do the penalty so it's like a breakaway instead of running
into and kicking it yeah yeah and it looks a lot sillier too so you can have a lot of I always
thought that that soccer kind of like how hockey does it how they change it with overtime when you
get to overtime of the World Cup oh wow Spain sucks when you get to overtime of the World Cup
you should just play every five minutes you take every the teams have to take a player off the field
so you end up you could end up one on one with a goalie on a whole pitch how sick of that I think
I think if you get yellow cards it should be you're in the penalty box for five minutes yeah
then you come out like watching like six on six on this big of a field did you just keep
watching rugby sevens compared to normal yeah I more entertaining yeah I agree I think or you
could just make the goal bigger and overtime yeah you're bringing a second goal yeah that's what
we'll do make it even better guys did you see the full length of the end yeah no yeah the first
person to get the ball over the end and also you're allowed to uh to pick it up and then throw it
forward and then you can catch it run within you're allowed to tackle the other and then add downs
yeah then they're down so that's how that's how they should do overtime well you're gonna say
Whit I want to talk to you about Georgia what a team your team what did I say about this team I
called exactly it was gonna happen you did rush he has called it I've called the entire season
and they're going to crush Ohio State and then they're gonna crush Michigan too or TCU are you
gonna go if it's Michigan Georgia will you be going to the national title with Dave I actually
don't I would love to I don't what when would that be it's January like ninth oh yeah I'm in
I'm in it's in it's in LA oh I know that part sucks that's a long flight so you might not be in
I well you know what if I get the look I'm probably gonna be going but it's just it's amazing to see
this team I had a question for you to is there a Stetson Bennett won't ever he doesn't know I
the fact that he's a Heisman finalist is crazy can he well he even get trapped he's better than
I don't think he's got a great career in front of him just selling whatever he wants in the state
of Georgia being like the pitch man for life but I don't think that there is I don't understand why
he was put in as a finalist over Hinden Hooker it doesn't make any sense he was Spain has missed
every single free kick so far if you if we moved on to real football sorry he's a good quarterback
like he's good but if you put you could pick 20 quarterbacks in college football right now put
him on Georgia and they would be under I don't necessarily agree with that and what's funny oh
really I was the exact opposite last year I was like why is this guy playing when they lost to
Bama in the SEC title game I was like I don't understand because who's the guy's name he ended
up leaving he was supposed to be like the big time five star recruit what was his name he left
Georgia JT Daniels yeah and I'm like why don't they put this guy in but if they understood that Bennett
was somehow better for that team than JT Daniels I don't know like yeah obviously there's some guys
you bring it but to say 20 guys I don't think so I don't think Bennett is like he's the perfect
game manager for that situation and Georgia is such a good yeah that's what I'm saying where you
don't need you like Trent Delford yeah exactly you don't need somebody that's gonna like light it up
and Morocco goes down the middle and Morocco advances and he hits the water guy wins a half a
million dollar or no a million dollars what a bet that is what a bet to especially make that bet
and like know that you don't even have to win at all I know just get to the corner while you
got to get out of your group and the group was tough I just I'm so into the World Cup I know we're
going back and forth between football this football that each type of football I love the World Cup
I'm so sad that in a couple days there's like two days between the semis because every day
just four games I don't care if you hate soccer it's still interesting to watch it's I just
soccer is the absolute best it's my favorite tournament and I just stop whatever I'm doing
every four years and they're just coming to the US I just wish it was a summer summer is the World
Cup time they're talking about it's so much fun when it's in the summer I agree this time of year
it's like there's so much shit going on they're talking about moving it to every two years I think
that'd be a big no I agree because like as much as I love it and they they know that it'll make
money having it every four years makes it special I like I like the act of waiting for it it would
be fun though every two years to get ourselves like pumped up in like this is the year for US
we were just talking about this on chick let's last night it's like people like I respect US
soccer fans I was rooting for them but they're so far they have no chance thank you give me one
superstar playing in the Premier League or in Spain or France like give me one guy my it's my
biggest I root for the US it does seem like they're better than they've ever been but they're
still don't win like one of the results actually matter like they're they finish exactly where
they are in the world and then when everyone's like oh yeah we got a lot of young guys you don't
think Brazil's got a lot of young guys yeah but but our young guys probably got our good young guys
are better than our youngest good guys have ever been in the past so but Brazil's young guys are
still gonna be better than one guy that dominates the US do you well I mean Pulisic has been doing
I'm a Chelsea fan he doesn't hurt his dick yeah his dick if you had a healthy dick I think he
finishes that one if that dick's healthy he's crushing away yeah but no I think like it's
realistic to say that the US will never be dominant ever in soccer because other countries there's so
many of them that just is he uh is he circumcised or does he have a covered wagon you should ask him
that business like sweater maybe it was covered maybe when it got hurt in the middle of the game
and maybe we had to leave you guys have like a big group chat aren't you supposed it's a covered wagon
it's all French Canadians and then a bunch of NHL and soccer players aren't you supposed to be
circumcised what do you mean I'm supposed to be because you lost a bet I talked to my doctor and
he said it wasn't a good idea but every other bet that I've made on the podcast I've followed
through with no there was another one I believe we got Grinnelli in here that you didn't follow
through with then bring them in here all right I do have a I got a bone to pick with hockey
what's with the digital advertisement boards on the side of the ring oh don't that's a poverty
move it doesn't bother wit so don't worry about it it's so distracting it's so distracting it is
distracting they said they hazy did have the argument the amount in revenue it brings in
is probably the reason that they're not going to be paying escrow moving forward that along
that along with the jersey ads yeah I don't mind the jersey ads the digital boards when they like
get in the way because the technology I don't think is is perfect yet so sometimes it covers up the
puck and the players and that that's me I'm like ah I think I think you're proving you don't want
watch much hockey because correct because if you watch like two games you get used to it and now
nobody even notices what about the glowing you're a guy who watches one that's probably why it's
still distracted me yeah I only check the box yeah also do they have it in your I mean you guys are
playing like Henkel he field house right shut the fuck up what ballad arena what most electric
I have a place where you got three thousand people yeah come sign with us you can take out a few
sorority sisters is it like a scene of like a loser so they're like it's the same ice sigma five
what do you know is that like a name of a sure what I'm what is going I mean the house that thing is
small it's fifty five hundred people and they have a student section and it's it's gonna work for now
I love it sold out that's awesome sell out most games oh no you can just make especially when we
have an original six five hundred when they get the leafs there they're just packed it's all blue
you can make the case though there's not a bad seat in the arena what they're actually might well
there is because they're because they're cement benches with no back okay so they're maybe one
or two bad ones yeah it's right it's intimate they pay my salary so I'm gonna shut the fuck
yeah no you said it it's a great place great atmosphere are the coyotes doing well they're
playing no listen they're not doing great in the standings but they they kind of play every night
everybody wrote them off as basically being the worst team in the league but they're competing and
they were close to 500 at one point but a lot a lot of one goal just like a lot of one goal
the worst team the second last team wait if you bet they're really young though if you bet them
plus one and a half you've been making a shit ton of money all right there you go you guys are you
guys are tanking for bedard right yeah but they won't give Arizona the first pick because they
blanks for bedard is the hashtag is he is he actually like worth the hype yeah I think we're
looking at it so he's over over two points a game right now in the western hockey league and he's
being touted as basically another mcdave but the argument is so another best athlete most dominant
player in all of sports yeah so he was a he was a double he was a double underage in the western
hockey league they're both named Connor he's a traveling road traveling road what's a double under
age it so I think when you're a first couple round draft picked or the first two picks of a team
you come in as a 16 year old okay if you get special exemption status and I want to say throughout
the whole history of the chl maybe 10 to 15 players have maybe he was the first in the whl maybe the
one of the first in the whl maybe the first I don't know the exact stat but right now he's over
two points a game in the western league he hasn't gone a game without getting a point since the
season started he's a traveling road show I have a buddy who lives in victoria and they average
probably around 2000 fans per game he came to town it was completely sold out he this how kid who
actually plays on the team had a hatrick in the first he had a hatrick in the second period so
he's everything is advertised but the one argument is and in rick talkett brought it up and he was
talking with gretz he said it's difficult maybe being a little bit undersized to be that guy who
comes in and changes the the face of a franchise what size is he he's very small he's five five
seven five eight he's like messy but people yeah he looks like he plays like he's the messy of hockey
okay he's the messy of hockey is the way he's being touted as right now and I think with the way that
the game's changes the game is changing where it's all speed and skill I think that he can come in and
be that guy I mean you look at more more small guys coming in and dominating braden points a great
example I mean you know as far as as far as his play would you agree yeah I think that this kid
is looking like he's probably going to be a better player we're just saying a lot
braden points unreal but everyone talks about his shot his release is supposed to be just out of
this world so yeah another corner that's going to change the game you're right better than mcdavid
though this guy I think I know I think he is the same size I think he's gonna be better than mcdavid
he looks shorter than came in videos I've seen but who knows I have no idea I've never seen him play
at all but based on what you're saying I'm gonna say I'm a conor bedard guy okay over over mcdavid
well because mcdavid like I I checked the standings this morning because a new wit was coming in these
guys are trolls he's their whole buddy he's their whole team I'm convinced the oilers are 500 and
and conor mcdavid in any sport in america according to ryan whitney with no ranks yeah you guys would
you have my homes is your answer are they in the playoffs right now everybody makes some playoffs
I think the oilers are in the playoffs right now barely okay I think I think there might be on the
outside looking in as a wild card no as a wild card no they're in they're in there okay well
they're in the fucking pacific big deal how the freaking coyote is doing in the pacific
we're tank we're uh we're shooting blanks for the bedard so uh in terms of like any uh are there
any tough guys like any up and coming tough guys because I feel like the the goons that we've had
in the league have been around for a while I've gotten very familiar with them but like I want to
know a young guy that I need to be rude so there's this jack guy guy with the Montreal canadiens who
everybody was raving about at the start of the season and they call him uh his last name if you
google it right now they started calling him wi-fi that's his nickname now because it looks like a
wi-fi password so that was that was a fun nickname like you can't even spell it just write wi-fi
canadian look at his last name and tell me how you would pronounce it all right wi-fi oh wait no
we need jake to do it jake to do it jake you you find it I want to hear jakes don't look up the
actual pronunciation oh my god that's crazy yeah okay arbor is his first yep arbor this is probably
wrong but I would guess hecage well it's it's it's close jack i jack i jack i jack i so his
name's arbor jack i and then they call the voice call wi-fi which that's an awesome nickname but
he's come in as a young this kid was working at Costco last year it's a crazy story he's playing
junior and like all of a sudden got invited to canadian's camp he made the team young defense
man tough as shit so he gave jack cassey in a beating earlier this year who's one of the tougher
players in the league and he's kind of taken on this uh I would say he's like a fan favorite in
Montreal who's who's exceeded expectations but I'm trying to think it's when you ask tough guys in
the league that's how much the games change if you can if you can come into the league and play
and also fight it's like there's no one like that anymore ready to shock you become a unicorn
he's got a dirty look at I mean when Tom Wilson signed his contract everyone was saying bad
contract bad contract like to find guys like him nowadays nobody can do that we're back in the day
it was it was a dime a dozen right so the game has definitely changed but I feel like it's making
a little bit of an inkling back as far as the physicality and more scrapping because there was
about five years ago the media was getting too whiny every every time there was a hockey hit
they were like oh and it's all player safety like throw this guy out of the league but this is how
all sports go I mean it's like the NFL right now the NFL running the ball has become like a lot more
successful that like the running away for a while passing averages down because teams are like okay if
you're gonna play too high safety and like keep everything in front of you and there's no one
in the box where it's gonna run the ball like if if teams are gonna have a bunch of small guys
that can get beat up like why not have some guys can punch them well also I'm sure if you talk to
NFL defensive players it's actually had to change the way they play with the hitting rules right yeah
so it's made things a little bit more difficult where I also think that that definitely had its
impact on the game of hockey where you know going back to the Scott Steven days if you were if you
were forward and you came through the middle of the ice defense was going to come from the other
side the weak side and try to take your fucking head off where nowadays if you do that chances are
if you make contact you might be sitting for a few games so so to see those open ice hits are
extremely rare in today's NHL game I think it's good that they crack down a little bit on player
safety but then it went so far where people started taking like screenshots and slo-mo slo-mo
screen shots targeting his knee the slo-mo screenshot might be the worst thing that's
happened in all of sports and you talk about football and hockey in particular you can zoom
these things in and go so slow and then you actually see it in real time like even on the ice level
or field level you're like what the fuck it's not even the same hit so I love how they got rid of
and I don't like it how it costs guys jobs but I love how they got rid of the fights that were
planned out the the opening face off that's when I got to meet to meet thanks Whit yeah well no like
glad you had your guy and I'm calling the meat edge which is incorrect great guys some of the best
people you play with but guys squaring off for no reason that was like causing bad you know
injuries and you look at after cte all this stuff but now it's like turned into the exact
opposite where if you get a fight you're like always shit you don't even see him anymore
so I do think that if you can get more physicality in the game it gives teams an advantage so you
are seeing teams try to get a little back towards that way having having mean guys on the ice what
uh so what why were you in Detroit what were you doing in Detroit big deal big deal brew tour
yeah it's fun we go you know we go to those cities are around the NHL where we have our hardcore fan
bases and it's a good time we went to this place called the tin roof they had live music and then
you could walk over to their beautiful new rink the little Caesars yep they built an incredible
stadium there I mean the Joe the Joe was the Joe and it was a good time but I mean it was it was
you know tough tough going in there they didn't really have a great press box that's where I
spent most of my time and they would have like awful towels in there it was like trying to dry
off with a garbage bag for fuck's sake so they did a complete revamp of the arena and everything
that it has to offer what arena had the best towels
oh that's uh wet do you want to chime in here I don't even know that's such a random question
yeah the best amenities yeah what was the what was the arena you were most excited to play for
just because you knew that like the locker room and everything was so set up nicely I love that
minnesota's I love the excel energy center remember that locker room was huge the visiting room
was great I'm not great great arena I'm not just saying this because uh big cats here but
United Center United Center had the best buffet really oh fuck the healthiest minute the minute
warm-up warm-up was over I'd be right over getting the buffet I'd have like my getcha on
still you guys need to do like a full rankings of like the entire NHL uh I what's the worst what's
the spread like at the coyotes place though it's just like delicious it's a college spread of blow
and okay what's the worst place what's the worst uh oh my god it's not you should have seen
melon arena where I played for the penguins it was one of the war I mean obviously that's not there
wait was that the igloo all the batter the egg all that was the igloo the visiting room there was
like a straight up like public rink in downtown Boston my first year in the NHL I played out of
the igloo yeah the van dam movie was the islanders old arena was horrible but all the all those
it was great because they had the best ice you know what's a brutal visiting really oh yeah
there's actually a story of you say you say Chicago and Dallas had the best ice girls no he
just said long island long island had good ones too remember remember that story there when the
penguins are in there this is way before my time uh I think it was a starting goalie but he wasn't
playing that night and the the backup goalie that night would stay uh where you came out so you would
not be on the bench and he snuck off because that's where the ice girls would come out of and he
went back in the back and got a bj uh from one of the ice girls in the midst of the game I well I
I always want to say the guy the other guy got pulled and they were like where is he where is he
and he was in the back and it's like that mickey mantle and he wrote where he's like I was gonna blow
job underneath the bleachers well there you go yeah favorite memory well Dallas stars they not only
had the ice girls which I would get a calendar signed by them every single year but they would
have the ones that would would dance up on the podium so they had the double dip so they put
them on the jumbotron they do the little dance routine and then you'd smell them coming by the
bench probably to distract us it was like it was like the perfume coming out of their tits just
like getting uh Austin powers they just like hypnotize you that's why they got so many home
wins I'd be there drooling with a fucking heart I'd be trying to skate around out there with a
heart on with no blood in my legs because it was all in my cock am I forsy I don't even know what
to say after they say Billy you have a question for where Ben so they uh they used to have great
ice girls at the Chicago games but I want to say yeah no stop that because remember when they
used to get the the rockets to shoot between periods do yep they basically have changed the
whole thing yeah they notice their teams thanks now yeah yeah yeah no it's true it's good you
could see the yeah you're absolutely right bring back misogyny yeah misogyny
is that what it's that's the word I'm looking for yeah that you try to do there
misogyny he's it he knows all the best how what's the word I was looking for misogyny but you
almost said it you kind of added like a you said I'm French Canadian for fuck's sakes you guys always
give it to me about my grammar what's the other word I say that uh not organization organization
why do what's wrong with that yeah your Canadian soccer team sucked did they even score a goal
he didn't know they were in the World Cup but uh but Henri was dappin us up when we lost three in
a row who cares no that's cool he was in the hallway Henri yeah it's very Henri Henri Henri
Henri yeah we had to speak for it oh where'd you see him oh there was a clip on mine he was like
dabbing us up after the loss and consoling the whole country so I thought that was a classy move
and I was a big fan of him yeah because I'm French so I root for France as well
and they got a wagon in this world don't they they do and Bob is like he's a player that you see
I don't care what sport you watch but you see him on the field and you're like that guy is different
from everybody else on the field not like Connor McDavid is different from everybody no I actually
think that other guy if you put him Bob a on the Oilers right now I think that they're in first
place he's that he's that no the Halan guy from Norway he might be even better he's not even in
the world yeah that guy is a freak how come you guys didn't ask what about his uh trip to Jamaica
my oh yeah I saw the dolphin video unbelievable that was incredible you were you getting you were
right what would they pick you up he thought that the dolphins came flying from behind and
stuck a nose in each one of my arches in my feet and next thing you know the guy just said keep
your legs straight and I did and just all of a sudden I'm just flying high and I I wish I tried
to like balance it out but in the end I just kind of fell forward it was unreal were you not afraid
the dolphins are gonna like I always think so I was but they're so nice right and like they're
better than humans don't love dolphins like all those like pet the dolphins or like this like you
know the monkeys or any that I don't do that shit I always think in the back of my head like
at one point at some point this animal is gonna be like this fucking sucks fuck all but it's gonna
happen a monkey a monkey will rip your face off right dolphin can't really I think dolphins get
pissed too like I'm so sick of fucking lifting up this fat fucking guy really what are you never
seen me son before what are they gonna do what's a dolphin gonna do dolphin sometimes like a salt
people yeah how sex they sexually assault people 100% I said that I said that one of them trying to
plow your wife it's my son's birthday so luckily we didn't get fucked by a dolphin at least she got
the angry inch from somebody can I bring up a little topic I've long been a NBA hater uh-huh
Trey young yep biz did you see the story about this guy the star on the Atlanta Hawks okay so I saw
an asshole this guy didn't go to the team's game he didn't go to his team's game like I
there is not an NHL player in existence who just wouldn't show up for a game it's so disrespectful
and such a typical NBA move that people could say oh he hates the coach the coach to treat him
unfair to not show up to your team's game is the biggest slap in the face to every team
what was the reason was he getting rest I don't even know well let's ask the sports guys with
the number one sports podcast in the world I think he's got I think he's got a shoulder
if I remember correct okay you're injured but you just don't go to the game upper body injury is
how I explained that what a great guy to compare yourself to Kyrie Irving Kyrie how would you guys
have handled that in the locker room if uh if somebody on your team had posted links to an
anti-semitic video is that what Kyrie is going to be the first time I've ever done this in my
career yeah next question yeah well biz would have been like uh let me retweet interesting stuff
yeah let me see some more of that uh no the uh yeah I know my but I feel like NBA like actually
it happens in the NFL NFL's a little different because guys once they're injured they're pretty
much out of it but yeah NBA guys will not sit on the sideline sometimes when they're hurt not
travel with the team but this was a home game and like yeah not going the sideline but maybe he was
in the back with a ice girl yeah yeah maybe was he in the arena no he didn't even go to the game
that is a little crazy it's just such a dirtbag move not even go and support your teammates it's
unbelievable and it's like normal in that association it drives me crazy I did sit second row
Portnoy was giving me shit I wasn't yeah I mean he was front row yeah but I mean I don't care he
said he was on the phone gave me these unbelievable tickets he brought us he wasn't even his mom was
starting to talk to him he's texting away like a prick but I said oh you need Dave's mom yeah I was
amazed amazed sitting up he was doing he was working customer service for his watch company
wait maybe he was busy trying to pay for those front row seats wait hold on
go ahead biz I want you to say that again because it got or sorry wit like that was sitting up close
it it's pretty sick okay so the NBA is the one sport the like if you sit front row of NBA you
realize more than any other sport you're like holy fuck how big these guys are how strong they are
how fast they are how much they like I said I got to sit front row for a Sixers game a couple years
ago watching him bead close up he's just a giant of a man I saw Luca yeah and I think he had 48
maybe it's crazy it's nuts and they're being that tall and seeing how like smooth and athletic
they they they move around it was it was pretty impressive now granted there were a lot of flops
and fucking like dive in but still it was nuts to see a couple dunks Tatum had that you're just
like what the fuck like the guy's seven so you're now an NBA if I could sit second or first row
what do court side seats at an NBA game cost like a good team like Boston Celtics probably
big dough I think yeah probably I would say like a few thousand up to like well if you're like
center court big like 10 15 grand you have to go regular season game if it was like
Celtics or the Knicks or the Lakers maybe not that much playoff playoffs are going for that
yeah that playoffs for sure so the Thunder last year we're going for like a hundred fifty bucks
court side yeah that that's more my speed why don't you find yeah pretty cheap that's like
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wit Billy did you have a question for these guys I got a question for you how are you taking all
the liver king stuff yeah it's sad oh did you believe him no no I never believe him yeah I don't
say who did believe a little bit we all wanted it was it was like funny to think like this guy was
living like a caveman like avoiding Wi-Fi when he slept but yeah he was definitely juicing
yeah oh you think so yeah no shit I don't recommend you think it has affected his brand
financially at all since this has happened it's probably helped him probably helped him he's
definitely got more you know like Rogan's talking about him and that's like that Hulk and Gommerit
of people who sell supplements and stuff so but you know I don't think like anyone really like
do you know what his brand was no I know you sound like liver pills and shit yeah I liver is still
healthy have you juiced juiced yeah no you've never stuck a needle in your ass did you lie I've
never taken this right Billy I had to talk to you about why are you blushing I got the back
definitely juiced the way you look like I would have used when he just asked did you have you
ever juiced you go juiced no and then he goes to you like no bro I just asked you the funny
the stupidest part about what Billy's doing right now is that he's admitted on the show that he's
done it before no and now he's like no I haven't oh really what have I ever you've talked about doing
you did like weird straws no you did like creatine for sure there's like peptides there's like DPC
there's like yeah he did inject peptides into my body I talked about a time I was accidentally
illegally doping during an NHL season or at least in training camp in the summertime when I was
taking this jacked up jacked 3d oh yeah everyone's ejecting I've gotten so many messages about these
old school people saying that that was the OG pre-workout nothing ever compared to it and
I'll never forget yans like saw it in my stall and he goes you're not taking this are you and I was
like yeah yeah it's awesome like you get the you get the little tingles before you go out and you're
you're feeling all good and he goes I'm pretty sure this is on the bands list and sure enough it was
so you never you never like how close were you but everybody that year got tested in training camp
and for whatever reason I think I flew under the radar but maybe I didn't have enough of it in my
system but I would know they're like this guy's going to the minor yeah so the stuff in there that
was illegal it was not making them good it was like a fake geranium extract that they had it wasn't
like no no it's not it wasn't a steroid it was DMAA that's that's the geranium extract like yeah so
but at least I know what I'm talking about that was the geranium extract that turned into the DMAA
1 6 and that flagged you positive for methamphetamines it was synthetic meth it was off but the tingle
stuff is legal professor honest yeah the tingle stuff you can still do that's totally legal that
makes oh yeah it doesn't sound like a guy who's done steroids beta alanine is like it's in all the
pre-workout hey wasn't the other one ultimate orange wasn't that a crazy one there was an
ultimate orange one in o explode and I was like that was the jv version of it but jack 3d if anybody
out there because I know some people hoarded it when they took it off the market because it killed
a few guys or whatever um so be whatever yeah they hoarded it there were like five deaths in the
span of casual well it was anybody has a local pre-workout send me some jack 3d please I'm begging
you I know we're talking about uppers but do you ever think about uh the other side of it where I
wish they still had kwayloons around oh how fun would a kwayloon I think about that all the time
ever since I saw that no I've never taken one they weren't even around I won kwayloons all right
all right grab the mic all right you jump in here what were you like I know what kwayloons like
what were they like um fucking zonked you get away I can hear them you get wicked zonked I mean
they like I think it's not cool to like do this stuff but just one time to like try it also it's
just a it's it's like a prescription drug that just doesn't get made anymore so it's like it had to
be bad he's like huh what's going on yeah it was probably like 30 years ago when I'm like
buddies had him I don't he had a stash save or whatever I took one and yeah it just fucking
completely zonked you what's the movie it's a horse trek laser yeah yeah it's just a wall street
wall street that's just like oh my god these guys are like when he's like I'm not dying sober I get
the ludes all right it was actually a guinea pig for a company which one a bunch of different
ones you want to talk about it all right no what we what were you a guinea pig for a pharmaceutical
company Pfizer we all wear all right sweet are you back to all the way back to football did you
think the Alabama got screwed with no um you're no I actually love how they got I watched that game
against Kansas State for them to get in it's the right thing I think if they'd got blown out
100% put Bama in but the argument of people saying Bama is going to give Georgia Michigan
a better game it's like that's not it's up Brandon State so that's not what it's about it's about
how the season went and yeah TCU might get blown out I hope they don't I hope it's a good game but
you can't let Alabama in when TCU has won loss and it was the way it went down it was kind of
pathetic watching Sabin do that yeah like I was actually like felt bad I bet you the dude pretends
that Vegas doesn't exist and he's out there being like who would they have favored in a game it's
like really I think you're doing this I think even he was sick to his stomach but you're doing it
for the like your players but it was like I was like this is like it also sad watching me say even
out there begging people to put him in it also does the exact opposite words like if you have to beg
that way it's like well clearly you're not you know you're not there yeah like he should almost
went in reverse psychology yeah we have no business yeah our resume speaks for itself and
they're like whoa what's he saying this is even either that are just be like they don't want to
send there anyway so like you know it's no point in me begging because they know that
we're just coming to come in there and spoil it for everybody else I do I do I'm not trying to sound
like that the Georgia Homer but it's I said back before the Tennessee game they are the new Bama
where they'll crush both teams in this playoff and it kind of makes it a little
unenjoyable they're so good they're like an NFL team they're just crushing everyone they have
all these five star recruits at every single position and I love it being a dog's fan yeah
that's a good time for it um I have a hockey question what's up so you guys were talking a
couple weeks ago about uh what's gonna happen with Kane yes maybe to Boston I can't stop thinking
about where he's going I bring it up every show because the Rangers are now out because the Rangers
suck the Rangers stink they're not out they're not out but but it's like he controls where he
wants to go and so they just beat the Rangers and the Blackhawks are terrible so it's kind of like
why would I want to go there like we be I don't necessarily think they're they're contenders
he may think the same but he's gonna decide where he wants to go really and what do you think
I said Boston just because I'd love to see it happen and Boston's in their true like final
run this season yeah it's like the last hey here's a wild card for you the Kraken
they're this no I don't know I it's not a bad call well he's only got this is the last year of
his deal correct yes so it's you know you're there for four or five months whatever it's
going to be now and I think that they have the salary cap space that's what's so hard in the
NHL is a hard cap so all these good teams who are now making playoff runs like if you look at Boston
they would have to trade away two significant pieces that they have in their lineup therefore
why would you want to mess up the chemistry of the team that's got you to this point already they
only have three losses on the whole year so if you look at teams that do have available cap space
it's not many who are in a playoff position I think the Kraken could be one that could pull it off
that's a complete you know who I you know who's a good um a possible scenario that Frankie Borelli
in the Islanders and if you remember back um I don't know maybe it was 2009-10 I don't remember
the season but Ilya Kovalchuk he was he was going to be a UFA in Atlanta and it was very obvious
they were going to trade him because he wasn't going to resign there and everyone's like where's
he going where's he going and boom Lou Lamarillo with the devil swooped in nobody even mentioned
the devils as an option will now lose in in in Long Island they have a team they have a goalie
that's literally good enough to win him a cup you never know Patrick Kane goes over there plays
with Barzal we'll see what happens but it's going to be crazy when it does go down it's it's nuts to
think about as a Blackhawks fan I'm sure it's just such an end of an era oh yeah he's the greatest
Blackhawk of all time correct I mean I think he's the best American born player yeah no hands down
and it's also like I mean it's already been kind of over for the last few years but yeah
when he goes and Taze goes I don't know what that will have that's it that's officially and it's
shooting blanks for Bedard baby mm-hmm yeah and they're probably gonna get him because it's all
well they've they've been stuck in that spot for the last five years where it's like you don't want
to give up when you still have these guys but if they were smart they should have moved on a few
years ago and started like you can't do a half rebuild no they've been trying to half rebuild
for so many years now where it's like oh we could just you know if we if we fix this do this like
we still have the core of this it's like no that's not how it works yeah but if you look
back to the history of hockey a lot of guys especially with the way that he was in Chicago
in his legacy they like playing for one organization yeah look at the guys like Patrice Bergeron
like Crosby, Malkin, LaTang but I what I've said is I'll root from wherever he goes because I want
him I like he's so much fun to root for in a playoff atmosphere he's such a fucking clutch big game
player it's gonna be great to watch him play playoff hockey yeah like just as a fan perspective
if you had to guess another team that we haven't mentioned where would you say he ends up we've
mentioned Boston I'm just gonna say the name of February okay the abs ah you know it'd be fun for
Kane what do you think about that here's what's not crazy about that yeah so Gabriel Landisgog
and now Nathan McKinnon are injured I don't know how long they're gonna be out for it seems like
it's long term shut up McKinnon's out get Kane in there the what happens with the cap situation is
they're allowed to put these guys on long term IR therefore bring in a big salary so not out of
question and you could also do a three team trade where you can split the salary in half
because one team can retain salary and then that next second team before he ends up at the location
then cut the salary in half again so that's I don't think that's the craziest theory either I'll
give you one so you're you're a hockey guy I'll give you a punk I'm a punk boy I'll give you one
because he's matured he's a father now it might even be a father or two father one what about Vegas
they are they are also I don't know everything's cap situation yeah yeah but that'll be fun that
would be really awesome that's actually not that crazy I don't think the lightning this is a hockey
it's a hockey we might as well just name all 32 t yeah 31 because he's on staying with Chicago
coyotes uh Panthers have like no cap space when's the trade deadline if I love a march I love how
you hockey does the no trades during Christmas thing that's so funny they do a three day I think
I thought it was longer than that is it I remember Brian there's a two or two or three day freeze
yeah where no one can get moved let them be with their family yeah some things are bigger than
it's very nice yeah who's the second guy if it's not Kane who's like the the next big name that
could be on the free agency right now I would say for defenseman right now the biggest name is
Jacob Chikrin and he plays for the coyotes and the reason I say him is because he's got a pretty
pretty good cap hit just over four million bucks and I think it's inevitable that he's gonna move
and like we mentioned about the hard cap and teams finding it hard to squeeze guys in with what
they're making he's a valuable asset and he also has another two years left on his deal at a good
cap hit so I would say that he's gonna be a big name defenseman that moves at the close to the
deadline okay other than that with I can't really think of any other big names all right can you hop
in here do you know what potential trade or free agent I go big big name NHL free agents who are
going to move near the deadline our trade yeah like a trade Patrick Kane no I'm kidding he's not coming
to Boston I'll say that I know that's why I don't think he's coming because if trade you'd have to
trade too many guys I just think we're where that originated I it would be tough if you're the best
team in the league to try to add because then you you mess up maybe some nucleus stuff Patrick
Kane's not messing up any no no I'm just saying if you leave if you have to trade a couple guys
cab drivers face ah come on that's a little ball okay well then fucking edit it out I'm sorry
no oh wait oh I didn't know you guys talked about incidents and cabs now I thought that was off
limits for spitting chicklets oh no we never even we didn't yeah well we didn't need to help
we did not talk about that with auto we talked about it no no no no no no the story was
the story was important I wanted us to like break the news
oh you want me to talk about it no you're gonna listen or no you're gonna block you're gonna
blog about it cab stories now no we took we talked about he wanted us to be breaking the news and
talking about the minute it happened yeah let things happen other insiders break the news we
chatted about it on chick let's go and so shut up you're uninformed Patrick Kane fucking punches
one cab driver you gotta bring it up 15 years later those bits I mean everybody's been in a cab
with a guy that you've wanted to punch I regret bringing it up I do regret bringing it up he's a
matured guy oh I know he's different he's completely changed he's completely changed I know that I
know that uh he also he also chirped me at the in the preseason or not the preseason first game
when they played against Colorado but let's not get into it oh yeah he called busy clown oh that's
good you probably and he didn't use my name I have Patrick Kane's back he didn't use him by name
he's like that other clown you have up there the reason it hurts so much is because he was right
yeah that's why I brought up because I heard that driver you had to look at you looked in the
mirror and you're like shit I am a clown no damn what do you got all our rays trying to
french kiss me John Klinkberg that's a name that'll move okay all right got it out there
John Klinkberg all right I'm done I have one last question go ahead Billy you have a last
question yeah I never got that question off during warm-ups and end of shell games why do
like only two guys not wear their helmets so um it's probably one of the cooler things
that you used to get to do in the NHL you were able to come up and realize you're in the NHL
and if you had good hair which wasn't me but you could go out your flow is flying in the wind
and you just feel like an NHL are getting to experience no bucket warm-ups what's happened is
when I was on Edmonton Taylor Hall um was skating around with no helmet and unfortunately this guy
Corey Potter friend of mine he kind of tripped on a puck I don't remember exactly what happened
and stepped directly on Taylor Hall's forehead I have the picture before surgery you could see
his skull it was horrific and I think he had about 50 to 60 stitches since then the Edmonton
Oilers made it mandatory where you have to wear a helmet other teams have done the same
some teams still allow it but the league came out about last week or two weeks ago and said
moving forward it's completely banned the only people who can do it were people grandfathered in
who were in the league before today so it's a really cool thing I did it once well I actually
remember Max Talbot and myself uh probably five months into our rookie season we were playing
pretty good we were like all right let's do it and so we're flying around first time and it feels
amazing it's unbelievable like you're skating around no helmet and Michelle Terry and our coach
he goes he's knocks on the bench on the window at Mellon Arena because you used to skate across
the ice to to leave the ice and um he's like put your fucking helmets on you too sorry I'm
in the middle of a warm-up put it on because we weren't old enough or you know veteran enough to
do it but now it's gone but it was just a cool experience for guys that you get to try it once
I think I like so now there's gonna be a new Craig McTavish but the warm-up version yeah the last
guy last yeah have you guys ever talked to like a I'm sure that you have a player that played
you know his entire career without wearing a helmet did he have the same sentiment where it was like
it felt amazing out there being able to skate around well Craig McTavish Warden he was the last
player to not wear a helmet playing the NHL he'd be doing face-offs they said he'd be headbutton
guys with helmets on there like what the fuck this guy doesn't even feel it so all right you could
probably back me up on this was it Brad Marsh who we had come on the podcast and say that he at one
point played without a helmet and he ended up putting one on and he felt that he was getting
dinged and nicked up way more than he was when he wasn't wearing a helmet so after one game of
putting one on he took it back off and then he right back to normal where he actually felt that he
he wasn't as susceptible to getting dinged up with sticks or whatever it was catching his head
when he when he didn't have a head on that makes that makes no sense no it actually it actually does
where I think more guys notice you out there and I don't know some people think like there'd be
let there's more respect for each other when you don't have a helmet on there might be less
injuries I know it sounds insane I've heard people say that in football too where it's insane to think
that they wouldn't have a helmet on it never happened but you tackle different and it would
probably be like somewhat safer I know that sounds insane Billy kind of agrees in the
I don't know it's a good thing no in boxing headgear you get hit differently you're like the gloves
don't bounce off your head as much when you have head gear on for boxing so there's maybe that's
what I was thinking yeah I would say maybe like the cage in college like guys have more balls
yes if it wasn't they wouldn't be as fucking you know dickheads out there at first when I heard
that I was like that sounds insane but I actually think that if you're if you're an opponent and
you're playing against a guy that's not wearing a helmet you are probably going to be more careful
with your stick that's what that's the thing is like you don't want to kill a guy out there
so that actually it does make sense to me in a weird way but I have to imagine that playing
playing hockey without a helmet on was just terrifying just warm-ups was sick oh yeah I'm
sure the the cold air through your hair or if you're a goalie but then I saw a picture of myself
like you know they got the getty images people's I saw a picture of myself in one of no helmet
and with like my ears and my terrible hair I was like that doesn't look as cool as I thought it
felt cool yeah it felt cool yeah um all right last question row back question promo code take
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Hank has still not gotten the number he's not here right now so I'm just gonna my last question is
what number do you guys want to pick we'll just do we'll do one without him in the room I always
this is official and when when does he owe you five grand uh after january first oh he's done
yeah yeah he's done I'll take 19 and we also did on on black friday we did a deal where we picked
one listener that they get to guess now every time and if he they get it before Hank he gets
five grand um let's do it this though because I I I need to have action if anyone hits their
number right now 100 from each guy 69 okay yeah 100 from each guy all right all right done
done 17 we're picking a number yeah billy you in it gets pulled out done I'm in I'm in
hundred from each guy any any number one to a hundred that's not in there no no they're all in
there all in there so I'm not every everyone doing it in this room 100 a guy if you get it so one
two three four five this is a $900 hit yeah it's $900 19 I'm gonna go with uh my old pal
Sydney Crosby 87 now how long does that thing move around in there before it sucks one up
what does that matter I mean it's about about seven seconds at the top right now I just wanted to
say sucks one up yeah what are you talking about well because 87 bids the one on the top's not
going to go I'm going to change my number all right I got 12 my old hockey 12 all right 19 for
Whitney uh 12 for biz 24 24 for RA 18 and Sebastian 18 76 20 we're all real tightly grouped here
three for memes three for memes 69 for Billy oh you guys have to wait wait wait Sebastian
it where's it where's about he can't if you're not in the room you're not actually no that he
he'll he only can do it when Hank's in here anyway so his will count for the you have to be in the
room right 91 uh I'll do 17 all right so okay better off whoo I'll buy dinner 17 is the number
Hank always picks so this would be the best moment ever if I got 17 oh 87 almost went up there bit
oh no you took 12 19 oh that's 61 oh oh we got a jam we got a jam I've never seen a three ball
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okay let's wrap up with some FAQs Henry it's FAQs Hank not the other word that you were
thinking of that you can't say on TV anymore in 2022 I think that we should do maybe in the new
year maybe a full FAQ segment about Chicago because there was a lot of Chicago questions but
you know why they call it the windy city why it's not because of the wind really it's because
people are very blustery there originally that's why yeah people just like talk a lot and they
they just there's a bunch of windbags that's why they called it the windy city to begin with
but yeah that's yeah we will well that's good call hit us with the FAQs Hank do you guys feel
as awkward as I do when you're saying goodbye to a guest and just goes back and forth too much and
lasts too long I've heard it cut off here and there and it's probably unavoidable but does it
make it feel good when one just hits right yeah it's kind of like a clean dap when you're exiting
like a uh a zoom call with somebody and you're like all right thanks for coming on we'll see you
later yeah and then they're like all right bye and then they that's why I love Jerry Jerry O'Connell
oh he hangs up on him he closes it out so there's no awkward goodbye we didn't even say thanks he
just hung up on yeah it's great I actually prefer that yeah no it is it is a weird it's a weird part
of the job it's just being like all right so thanks cool keep in touch all right cool and then
sometimes you're on the on the line a little bit too long and you hear Dak Prescott say
they asked me about a porn star I don't like those that didn't go well
hey big cat pft cake honk and soft hands Billy oh I have a situation about Christmas presents
when you turn over the age of 20 should you still reciprocate gifts to family members and friends
that are also that age spoiling younger family members and seeing their reactions to big gifts
is the best but when it comes to older family members it always seems forced to do should I
make the call to my family never saying no gifts thanks I think what you can do is you can reach
like a an understanding with everybody ahead of time and like say with the money that we would
be spending on gifts for each other yeah let's just go out let's just like put it put in a pile
we'll go out we'll spend it at a bar one night or it's like at some point you just like get
him one nice thing like ah here's a nice bottle of whiskey you know what I mean like it's almost
like it's not really some elaborate gift it's just like I am acknowledging the season type of thing
yeah or one thing I like to if you have something that you've bought for yourself that year then
just get that for somebody to be like I got it for you because like I use this thing every day I love
it and you might like it too I don't know hey fellas hey hey hypothetically aliens come down to
earth to learn more about human culture they listen to 50 plus PMT episodes that come out during
football season but never watch one second of an actual football game what would their perception
of football look like do you think they would be able to understand how the game is really played
or would it be some warped part of my take version through the lens of your weird brains
that's actually that's a good question though they probably think that Josh Allen was like William
Wallace he's 10 feet tall and lightning bolts come out of his arse they also would like I would love
to see like them draw like big Ben and fill rivers yeah that would be very funny just like they
probably yeah just just like a bunch of idiots walk like playing quarterback and and coach yeah
big Ben walking around with like a thermometer in his mouth yeah and one of those fever things on
his head probably in a wheelchair I like this idea yeah that is got Billy Kyler Murray yeah
he's like like two feet tall likes video games he's got a he's got a game boy switch in his helmet
he's played video games and crying yeah yeah okay next last one but uh
the Sean Watson is a pervert yeah he's just always coming yeah his day everywhere dicks just
leak he leaves a snail trail on the field when he's that's why people can't catch up to him
yeah um yeah Brock Purdy big brocks like he's carrying a rock yeah he's like a looks like he's
got a baseball bat yeah our last one hey PMT I work a public accounting job and I'm 23 and work
around 45 to 50 hours a week busy season January to March we work 70 hour plus a week what are the
hours you would say you work at a given week compared to your busy time of the year oh I know
I'm young but I do value time as COVID wiped away half of my junior year and most of my senior
year of college and now I'm in the workplace for the next 50 plus years all right so this is a tricky
question because I there's parts of our job that I fully understand are like for everyone else
it's their entertainment but like watching sports at night it's not like I'm sitting on my couch I
would be doing it anyway but it is part of our job yeah does that count you'd be punching in yeah
like NFL Sunday we watch all the games but I'd probably be doing that even if I was right now
you'd be drinking yeah you would be in like yeah like on a Tuesday night I would be yeah
like I wouldn't have to tweet while I'm watching a college basketball game so if we do like actual
like anytime my brain is on in the fall fuck there's I mean what's the maximum of hours
I'm just gonna count like in the office let's just count because like Monday I had football watching
that okay I don't know if I can but then like on Saturdays when I through the college football
show like traveling yeah traveling that counts Saturday is I'm gonna give an estimate my day off
is tweeting work it can be um all right no I'm gonna guess yeah why are you asking that Billy
I'm just saying it is 20 it is 20 no you got it you have an angle like like just staying on top
everything's 24 seven if you tweet from them up up no I would say 70 hours I wasn't saying your
personal count is not work 70 hours classified as work I do like research for some of my tweets
yeah no Jake your tweet yes you yeah my tweets no Billy's asking for some weird reason I'd say 70
hours a week that doesn't really count like sitting at home watching games 70 hours a week in the fall
but then it becomes a lot less and like I don't know if you guys have thought about it but like I
love football but the idea that we could come in it you know seven o'clock on a Sunday and be done
in two hours pretty nice when you think about how do you do that the rest of the year dream come
true I'm I mean my body's breaking down this football season it just takes a toll on people who
say mean things online between up a storm yeah my hair is falling out probably from all the hours
I've worked all the stress yeah that's true that's it's because of what we do for the people that's
why we've sacra we're a lot like Jesus yeah absolutely to a double double the Jesus um
what did this person say to me yesterday was it really really hurt my feelings nicely it was really
really kind of made me feel like shit um he said every few months I look at the podcast on YouTube
and your hair slash skin slash face are somehow looking worse each time that was nice that made me
feel good I know how bad I look in football season I need to get out of football season maybe lose a
few pounds I did lose seven pounds uh in the last 48 hours if anyone wants to give me credit for that
you got tapeworm uh I just I didn't eat I haven't eaten anything you guys should have known I was
sick when member when we ordered dinner on Sunday I didn't get any that actually was a dead giveaway
that was the moment I I should have known that I was thinking like what's going on two things one is
I didn't put it I thought you were like I didn't have any Lucy's in I didn't have any Lucy's in
and I didn't eat dinner it's like all right something's wrong with him yeah I actually was actively
thinking like what is going and I had a good gambling day so it wasn't even that it was I just
started feeling like shit it was very sick you know what though that just means that you've
got a head start on Super Bowl labs yeah that's Super Bowl labs we're getting ready to go I had one
more FAQ okay what is up PMT boys first time caller long time listener question for Hank
have you ever thought of maybe trying to guess the lottery ball number correctly I'll hang up and
listen yeah right now five I didn't say numbers yet that's a false start that's a false start
you're bad person I have a question too oh okay hey big fan here just wondering if Hank has
ever gotten the lottery ball I'm sure a lot goes on behind the scenes and he would for sure have
gone to once right oh wow means that from Jake and memes actually just sent this one to me
hey dad cat not a drug guy pft in backer he hems I always guess along with you guys for the lottery
ball machine and have to say I don't think Hank has ever guessed it right if Hank hasn't guessed
the lottery ball how long do you guys think it will take for him to get it right if he hasn't
already I don't think he's going to get it but I call lottery ball 68 this person called lottery
balls can we do that same game we do with biz and wit like every time we do it no I mean we're
already doing it with Hank I've got I got $5,000 on the table for him yeah we will after January
first we can start doing Billy if you if you want to make like an arrangement with somebody else in
this room that's fine no what we'll start doing which will actually be very fun is what we should
start doing is Hank are we are you okay is there an issue here what we should start doing is we
should do every episode five bucks in a pot and then it gets so then it keeps growing and then
yeah like it's awesome if someone gets it after a long time what's the matter Hank
you your your noise is that you're making right now tell me that you're you're consternated over
something all right numbers five seventeen eighteen and Sebastian has seventy six he's
been thirty four Nate Natolleus Nick is tweeting what is Sebastian's number seventy six thirty four
I took seventeen six seventeen five twenty twenty thirty four thirty four come on
fourteen is the fourteen thought ended up fourteen I played uh we're late last night on stream
and that's seventeen put a hundred bucks down every time
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