Pardon My Take - PGA Champion Collin Morikawa, NBA Playoffs, Stanley Cup Final and Banging Chains

Episode Date: June 28, 2021

Trae Young stepped on a ref's foot and the Bucks take control of the series. Khris Middleton legacy game (00:03:12 - 00:08:51). Clips/Suns was atrocious to watch and the Suns in 5 is looking likely as Playoff P showed up (00:08:51 - 00:24:01). The Waterdogs suck and someone got busted for sticky stuff (00:24:01 - 00:29:33). Who's back of the week including Fast 9 and Dame Lillard (00:29:33 - 00:44:52). Collin Morikawa joins the show to talk golf, the time he missed the ball on a shot, getting in the good graces of Mike Silver, golf feuds and more (00:44:52 - 01:23:12). Segments include Talking College Baseball, Stay Woke Tour De France, Big Cat gets a weird stock tip and Billy's recap.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we have PGA Championship winner, Colin Morikawa, 2020. Awesome interview. In-person interview. In-person interviews are back. Very exciting, growing the game of golf.

Really cool guy. So we have that. We have NBA Playoffs. We have Who's Back of the Week. We talk a little college baseball. What else do we have? Oh, we talk some PLL, Worst Team Ever, Water Dogs, Bang & Change. We covered so many sports today, and we didn't talk any soccer.

Whoops. We can put that at the start. Okay, we'll do that really quickly. No, this was talking soccer. We're in all those out. We're in all those, by the way. It's time that we have an honest conversation about Ronaldo. I don't even think he's a top three Ronaldo.

Yeah, I agree. You've got... Go off, King. You've got... Ronaldo. You've got Rinaldiño, who is named Rinaldo, then you've got Fat Rinaldiño, and Fat Rinaldo. And Pinaldo. And he's number six overall, Rinaldo.

Agreed. Agreed. There's our talking soccer. All right. We're brought to you by our friend, Chevy. He's going to be one of the best players in the entire world. Boom. I'm just putting an eyeball.

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Today is Monday, June 28th, and of all the things, of all the curses, of all the ways that Atlanta sports can circle the drain, I didn't see a ref's foot hurting Trey Young's ankle as one of the possibilities. So I'm looking at Trey Young's line here. You played 39 minutes. He did. He went out, he came back in. I also-

Trey does that a lot. Like he'll take a two-minute break and wrap up like he's been Rothless for- Call out the AD. Yeah, exactly. He'll just take like, he does load management in the middle of games. I didn't realize, so he basically landed, then kind of stepped on the ref's foot and then turned his ankle. And if you're an Atlanta sports fan, you're like, are you serious?

This is the way it's going to happen. I also didn't realize just how bad they zoomed in Trey Young's ankles are because he has like forest gump braces on his ankles. Did you see those things? Not in series. They're like hard plastic casts on his ankles. So they were already a major concern. See them?

Oh yeah. Yeah. They look like hair splints almost. Yeah. Those are the casts that they give you when they're like, hey, your ankles are trash and we know you're never going to be running because you're not an athletic person. Here, take these. Those look like the braces that they would put on your feet if your ankles were growing

incorrectly. Right. And it's like, don't take these off for two years. Right. And they'll correct your bones. If you have scoliosis of the ankle. As they grow. Yeah.

That sucked though for Atlanta, but the game really, we got to talk about Chris Middleton, the Chris Middleton legacy game, 20 points. I think he scored 20 points in the fourth quarter, 20 points in the fourth quarter. The Hawks scored 17. Is that correct? Well, the Hawks also, I think they scored two points in the last four minutes of the game. Yeah.

That's tough to do. It is. I'm confirming it. No, he scored 20. 20 points in the fourth quarter from Chris Middleton, 17 for the Hawks. He was lights out. And this is, I mean, this is the, the bucks like Yannis is, is the guy, but if they can get someone like Chris Middleton or Drew Holiday to step up, maybe Pat Conniton, they

become a scary team. And I know Trey Young got hurt like that sucks. And he was shooting from the logo and doing all those things. And even that little stretch where he comes out, changes the flow of the game. And I feel bad for Atlanta sports, but the bucks deserve a lot of credit because not only did they win this game, but they easily won Friday night. And maybe the Hawks like we, we might overreact a little from game one. I also think it's, it's going to be very tough for the Hawks to win unless you have a Kevin

Herter is unconscious game where Red Velvet's unconscious, then you have a chance and a pretty good chance at that. But tonight I think he was what three for seven, not a bad game, but he had 11 points. And if he has like 20, 22 points, then the Hawks have a chance. But if, if you don't get him involved, then like, what are you waiting on? Like Collins? Are you waiting on? Well, Bogdanovich has been hurt too.

Look at this. We're like Hawks apologists now. Yeah. Well, we did. We did picture them winning the championship. I did though. I did stop myself and said that I'm not going to overreact to game one because I do think the bucks are going to win this series and they, I mean, who knows the Hawks, the Hawks

at this point though, every single, I was going into this game, I bet on the box. But I said before I bet on the box is like, I would have loved betting on the bucks tonight. And then everything in my head is like, Betrayon, Betrayon, Betrayon. That's what he does. That's how much he can scare you where it's like everything says the bucks are better than the Hawks. They are the Sixers were better than the Hawks, Betrayon, and that equalizes everything. It's also house money.

If you're a Hawks fan, if you're an Atlanta sports fan, because this is one where you're like, you know, there was no expectation before the season started that you would even be here right now. So it's not even really in Atlanta sports loss when you don't score more than two points in the last four minutes of the game, because you shouldn't be here anyways. I think they still know that it's the it's the window opening kind kind of loss. Like there is certain losses when you feel like a window is opening. You can handle a loss because you're like, this isn't the end.

This is just the beginning. You got to go through your lumps. That's what these Hawks feel like. You know what this is big cat? They got to win. They got to learn how to win in the playoffs right now. They got to learn how to win different ways. No, they got to learn how to lose before they learn how to win.

Yeah. So this, this taught them a very valuable lesson, which is score more than two points in four minutes of the game and don't and watch out for the refs ankles. Yes. Look out. Always refs ankle shouldn't have been there, but that is like imagine if Trey young is just saying that it provoked. Yeah, it was.

It did. It provoked. Imagine if Trey young is hobbled for the rest of the series. That is very Atlanta. That would now if he had to have like surgery in the off season, that would be very then that's very Atlanta. But either way, we're, we're, we're Hawks apologists and giving credit to the Bucks. I do think the Bucks are going to win this series in five or six.

But you know, who knows Trey young, Trey young, you just got to say Trey young at the end of every, everything nice you say about a Hawks opponent. You just say Trey young at the end. That way you can never lose Trey young is everything that was advertised and more. Yes. Sure. How did Brooke Lopez end up with minus 17 on the plus mice? He must have only played it like the start of the game when they had 25 minutes.

I don't know stats lie. Numbers lie. All right. People tell you numbers never lie. They're lying. Okay. So that's part one of the show. Download part two.

We're going to talk about Clippers and Sons. All right. Part two is starting right now. Part two Clipsons. Okay. Let's talk about our sons, sons podcast up three, one, maybe the worst second half of a game I've watched in a very long time. It was bad.

And we had our one game earlier this post season where like it's kind of cool to see games that are like 75 to 79 in the last couple of minutes. Quick reverse on that take. It was painful. I have some stats for you that really show how painful it was. The sun scored 84 points. That is the least amount of points in a win this season. They scored their shot 24% in the second half.

They went 0 for nine from three point and the Clippers. And if you watch this game, you really know this, this stat really hits home. The Clippers went an astounding 0 for 10 on go ahead field goals because that was the entire fourth quarter was essentially the sons would be up three, then the Clippers would get up, get it to one and the Clippers would miss. And then the sons would get up five and the Clippers would get it to one and then the Clippers would miss. And it would just go like that over and over and over while we were watching.

I think there was a moment, it was about six minutes, five minutes into the fourth quarter where it was four to two sons in the fourth quarter. Yeah. He had what, what very easily could have been like the worst fourth quarter performance of his career, but he ended up making just enough shots to keep him and free throws and free throws. So he made all his free throws, except for the last one. So he was just breaking everything off the back rim, but he would make one out of every

like three or four trips down the court, but the Clippers would make one out of every five trips down the court. Yeah. So Chris Paul ended up looking like the hero in that game. And if something is, if playoff P becomes playoff P P plus, then he ends up actually winning that game. It was tough to watch a bomber because bomber, the mask, it's, uh, yeah. He looks like Hannibal Lecter or like the Andy Reed mask where he has the barbecue rib

rotating inside. Yeah. I had a different one two games ago that looked a lot more comfortable and then he went back to the surgery. He looked like Bane this time. It was cutting his face off. It was like his, the, uh, remember the tic-tac of the English dude who went outside and got a, got a tan and it's like, you can see that.

Yeah. That's what he, it was so tight on his face. You know what he looks like now that I realize it with the bald head and like the, the giant circular protruding mask, he kind of looks like a real life version of Homer Simpson. Yeah. If that's, if you draw like a mouth on his mask, it would look a lot like that. But it was slowly starting to dawn on him during the fourth quarter of this game that maybe playoff, Paul isn't exactly like that playoff, Paul, you just say playoff, Paul.

Yeah. Cause that really kind of, like there, you would never trust playoff, Paul. No, you're taking all the wind out of him when you just, I'm removing his nickname, but you could see him when playoff, he was missing some of those foul shots. Like Balmer was just like looking down at his shoes. Like, I can't believe him paying this guy this much money, 14 times, 14 times in the last 10 years, playoff, P playoff, Paul has shot 25% from the field or less in a playoff game. That seems not good.

That's really bad. If your nickname is playoff P, which I, if, if, if you had to ask him, like, I wish we would someday get him on, like he has to regret that so, so much. It's like big game, James Shields, like you can't have a name like that and it just, you're going to be mocked. You're going to be constantly mocked. Like Joe Thysman changed his name to, to rhyme with Heisman and then he lost the high, right? The Kobe stopper, the Kobe stopper, Ruben Patterson.

You can't do that to yourself. But yeah, it was, it was atrocious and we have to at least mention the Clippers did get screwed. And I hate the rule, but there's two things going on right now because the, the rule is the same rule that happened in game three, right? Yeah. Game three, where if you hit the ball, if you like basically pickpocket someone. Game two.

That was game, oh, it was game two. Okay. Yeah. The value, the value. If you pickpocket someone and it like technically hits their hand last going out of the out of bounds, but you're the one who forced it, they will then be like, Hey, it's your ball because it like the last possible second, it was still touching, you know, campaigns hand, which was what it was in game four campaigns hand as it was going out.

The refs. I appreciate the refs basically saying we're not doing this again because I wanted to go to bed. So I was like, this is awesome. And I also bet the sons. But if you're a Clippers fan, you have every right to be upset because the rule sucks, but you can't just decide not to do the rule one game after you, you know, did it two games ago.

Rules are rules. The rules are rules. Like there's and one hand, the rule sucks. We all think it's bullshit. We all think that the game has gotten unwatchable at the end of these playoff games where it spends, you know, the last two minutes are 40 minutes of reviewing every single out of bounds possession. That sucks, but you still have to do it.

You still have to look at it. Otherwise, we're just deciding game to game, like whatever the rest feel up to, I was appreciative, but I understand anyone who had the Clippers or was rooting for the Clippers. You have a very fair gripe and you should probably look at the league office. And you could tell to the refs, like everyone was complaining about it. I think Pat Beverly was yelling and the rest are like, Nope, we're just going to fucking keep this going. Yep.

Not going to take a look at this one. Shout out to my mom, by the way. Her take finally after like 32, 33 years, shout out actually ends up being correct when she's like, No, you can't stay up and watch the fourth quarter. The last two minutes takes 45 minutes. She was no exaggerating. Now it's exactly correct. It's gotten insane.

I'm glad that I actually, I thought the thought occurred to me at the end of this game. What if we just got rid of replay in every sport? I feel like I would. We've gone so far in the direction of getting it right to the point where we're getting it wrong. And that sounds really deep because it is, but it's actually like it's kind of true. I enjoy sports more when we're not taking all these positive. That even goes for the NFL.

I was thinking like, What if we just stopped reviewing everything in the NFL? That's I feel like that would be better. That's why the rule, the past interference rule was the dumbest rule of all time when they're like, we're going to review something else. I, yeah, I mean, I, I would like there to be, give a sky judge. The problem is there are certain things that like, I really do want replay, but these are the, I think in basketball, when you're reviewing like these, you know, late late game, Oh, it touched his like the inch of his finger.

Yeah, I'm fine with just getting rid of that replay and just living with the consequences, which I know eventually will hurt me. It will hurt everyone here because that's just how it rolls. But yeah, replay in this, in this like circumstance has completely ruined the watchability of the game. Although there was that one play where it almost simultaneously hit off Paul George and somebody else's hand and the ref called a jump ball in real time. Just do that.

And then we saw the replay and it was like, that's really fucking close to being a jump ball. Like I don't know how that's, that's a great call. Yes. Yes. We should also be mentioned though, but to Marcus Cousins intentional mis-free throw at the end of the game was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Yeah.

He just, he just doesn't either know the rules. I don't think he knows the rules. I don't think he cares. Or he was like, fuck it. I'm just going to throw as hard as I can and hope this works. Yeah. I think that's probably what he was going for. Maybe he thought the refs were just not in the mood of calling things.

I think he's trying to break the backboard. Yeah. Maybe. Was he trying to throw an alley up to himself off the backboard? Yeah. The game gets, the game gets like basically suspended because he hangs on the rim, breaks the, that's actually, you could do a lot worse than that. He tried to throw the ball through the backboard.

It was. It was hilarious. It also is just so funny whenever he like pops up in this series or in the playoffs in general. You're like, wait, what? Is it? Now. Clippers?

Okay. Mike Greenberg's dumb rule. If you had a guy like, remember Escalade from the N1 mixtape? Yes. Big boy RIP. Uh, take your time. A moment of silence for Escalade. Uh, if you had a guy like that on your team and you're trailing by like five points in

the fourth quarter, two minutes left, could Escalade just go down and break the basket on purpose with a dunk? Yeah. That's what Boogie Cousins was doing. They delay, then they bring out the backup basket and then Escalade breaks it again. Yeah. And then what are you going to do? Can't finish the game.

Although they changed the baskets after Shaq. They did. Like they're very, very hard to break. It sucks. Cause a broken backboard was the coolest thing ever. Oh yeah. I feel like it just never happens ever anymore. The only thing.

Shaq did that. The only thing that was better than a step over was breaking a backboard on a dude. Shaq's legacy. Like if Shaq, whenever Shaq gets an arguments with Charles Barkley or anyone else, he's just be like, they made, they literally changed the construction of the hoop because of me. Should we start talking about, I feel like it's been a while since we've had a baby Shaq discussion in the NBA. Should we start talking about Aiden as baby Shaq, the Shaqtus?

Well, no, there's no, there's no back to the basket guys anymore as they're saying it. It makes sense too. It's like at the end of the games when everyone's trying to find offense, there's no one you can just pass the ball down the, you know, down the post and get a basket. I do appreciate the Andre Aiden being like Chris Paul has changed my life and it's like we know because Chris Paul makes every big guy that much better because he basically just passes it to you in the best place possible. But yeah, Chris, it was, it feels like it's sons in five because Chris Paul was terrible.

I think Chris Paul was also just gassed and I, you know, I don't think, I don't think he had like COVID. So I think he was just like, just not all the way there from just sitting out for a couple weeks. I have a little bit of insider information. A.J. Ted A's is going to be at the game fourth row. Oh, okay.

So just keep an eye out for, keep an eye out for her on TV. So you're still talking to her? No, I don't, I don't talk to her. She's D.A. You're not going, you're not flying out? No, I'm not flying out. Damn. Got it.

Damn. I just thought I'd pass that along. It seems like it's going to be a good morale boost to see you there. Yeah. Who's Jersey? Although it might be the opposite. It might be the scene from The Godfather where it's like, they fly in the brother from Italy and they're like, Oh no, like my girl's here.

And then Denver is like, my girl's here. And then Chris Paul is like, no, wait, that's my girl. Yeah. They just go down the line. I think they probably know it's probably more of a concern for any girlfriends that might be in the stands. Yes. Yeah.

If they put them in the wife. Yeah. In the wife section. The wagon section. I don't know about that. Yeah. But it was, it was a terrible game. Again, the refs screwed it, but they also helped us because they're like, this game is so hard

to watch. We just want it to end. Yeah. And then the off P. I feel bad because he does, he did. He deserves credit for the Utah series. Like I said a week ago, but he has been back to, he's gone back to play off P. He just looks so sad. He's just not, he's not taking games over at the end.

Like he's playing well, but they don't have Kauai also are playing a lot of games in the not a lot of time. Also shout out Mike Breen with like the line of the century when he was like in Kauai's going nuts and Mark Jackson unintentionally, the funniest announcer of all time as they're showing Devin Booker in this and it says Devin Booker fouled out Mark Jackson. Jackson's like Monty Williams wants to get Devin Booker out here because he's in foul trouble. They're going to, they're going to sub him out for defense and then bring him back in

like, yeah, actually that's true. Six fouls is the most amount of foul trouble you can get. Yeah. And then it was about like, I think five seconds later he goes, he's got six fouls, six fouls. I fucking love them. I love them. They get deeper in the playoffs. These guys, oh, you just, you get so like hearing them talk that you, you start, it's

like having, it's like having, you know, family over for a weekend and you hear like, oh man, that was stupid. What you just said, you, we're now living with Mark Jackson every other day. So every little thing he says, you're like, wait, what, that makes no sense playoffs. It's also like Thanksgiving where the longer you go, the drunker they get. Yeah. And you can tell he's already had a couple of glasses of sunset blushing them. It's only going to get funner.

Yeah. All right. So let's talk some hockey boys. We officially went to the last game in the Nassau Coliseum. Yeah. RIP. So shout out to us. Some people were trying to throw jinx at us.

I don't know. I would say that's not our fault. Jake was a win. Yeah. Jake, the jinx wasn't there. It did that of all the ways you can lose in playoff hockey, obviously losing in overtime game seven is the worst. Still remember when the Kings beat the Blackhawks and was like watching it and being like, wait,

it's over. It's done. But losing one nothing on a short-handed goal and then just watching painfully as you can't do anything is pretty far up there. Yeah. Short-handed goal, one zero. Really no great chances for the Islanders either. Nope.

They were like once or twice they were able to center or across the puck and went across the face of the goal. And it's like maybe, and nope, there's a guy and he's five feet away. Oh, and they also had the actually the most frustrating thing that can happen in hockey is when you pull the goalie and the other team gets the puck on the other side of your goal and just burns like 30 seconds. Just standing on the puck. You just sit there and you freak out and you're saying to yourself, how can this happen?

Get it out. Get it out. Get it out. And you can't get it out. That is the worst feeling in the world. They did a great job literally standing on top of the puck. Yeah. I think that's all that they were doing.

They would have a trap between the ice, the skate and their stick and they're like, fuck you. You're not getting. It's like a dog with a toy and you're trying to get out of its mouth and you just can't know about the park exactly with the tennis ball and you weren't getting that ball back. It was. Yeah. It was frustrating for the Islanders.

That is a perfect analogy because it is when you're at the dog park and a bulldog gets a hold of like the tennis ball you brought. Yeah. Just like it's okay. Yeah. Like it's all right. We got more at home. Yeah.

It's all right. So are we a Canadians podcast? Well, fuck the Islanders. Yeah. Fuck the lightning. I mean, not fuck the Islanders. Slip. Okay.

Yeah. No. Fuck the lightning. Fuck third like Greg. I hope your charities run out of money, bro. Like I have no problem saying that again to you. I think I think the Canadians are now officially America's team. It feels like it's coming home.

Is it coming home? It's coming home. It's coming home for the Canadians. I do. A segment for a French listeners. Yeah. Yeah. Give us, give us, give it to us, give us some French, Jake.

Je m'appelle. Je ne sais pas. Oh. What was that Billy? Je ne comprends pas. Okay. You know what? You can talk during this segment, but only in French.

J'aime la granouille. Ça rentre en le maison. I think that means it's coming home. Ça rentre en le maison. Croque monsieur. Oh, that's a delicious sandwich. Croque-me-dame. Is that also a delicious sandwich?

Oui, oui. Okay. Jake. That was beautiful. That's beautiful. The cup is coming home. Yeah. Yeah.

That coup revient à la maison. The thing that I would, if you're a Canadian fan, you probably are confident in just the fact that everyone says lightning in five. Yeah. Everyone is predicted that the Canadians will lose every single round and every single round. Kerry Price is stood on his head. And they don't have to really worry about the rest versus Russ, because Game 1's Monday night.

Mm-hmm. They're what the French call les encompetant. Yeah, or eat it. Fucking losers, that's the translation. Mm-hmm. All right, so that was our hockey talk. Should we talk a little PLL? Talking about losers, nice segue.

I forgot to watch the game, so. I'll give you a rehash. I looked at the box score, tell me why Big Cat, we should not sell the team right now. I'll tell you. At the Primetime Music ESPN. Yeah, no, no, I'll tell you exactly what happened. Have you ever seen the movie Old Yeller?

Uh-huh. All right, so the end of that movie, that's what we need to do to the water dogs. They're fucking suck. Take them out back, shoot them in the head. Not actually, with a BB gun, right? Just injure them with a water gun. But yeah, they suck, man.

I think Paul Rabel put them on Primetime, because as we discussed on Friday, he runs the entire league, either he or his brother makes every decision ever. I'm pretty sure he put us on Primetime just to embarrass us. Now didn't the team that we played, weren't they good last year? They were good.

Okay, they were good. So everyone said, everyone was saying to me. I'm not, Big Cat, I don't embrace excuses, I embrace solutions. Right, so. So how are we gonna most effectively kill this team? Well, so here's the thing, everyone was saying to me on Saturday night,

like dude, the water dogs aren't bad, it's the archers are really good. That doesn't fly for me. I'm not, that's fucking, you think Jerry Jones is cool with that? He's like, hey, the Packers are really good. It's not that the Cowboys are really bad. No, fuck that.

We suck. Jerry's out here trying to win a championship every year. Every single year. And so I am putting it on the water dogs. I think that as a podcast, we need to throw down the gauntlet. This weekend is a must win. Okay, well.

Can't lose. Well, Big Cat, how'd combo? We should get Cesar Milan on here. It's a home game for us too. To teach us how to train these dogs. Yeah. How do you train an unruly dog? How about just shoot the fucking ball?

You can shoot. Yeah. Whoa. Shoot more. You can just not look at them. That's a good way to train a dog is to deny it attention. I was, I said this before the show

and I didn't know if I was gonna say it on here, but I'll just say it. I think we should contact Mike Vic about coaching the water dogs. Because it's gotten to that point. Yeah. It's gotten to that point. Okay.

I'm okay with that. I hate this team. I wanna put ice on all their boners right now because they don't, they don't deserve, you know what? They don't deserve the name dogs. Yeah. Yeah, I don't wanna make this about dogs.

I want to make them earn their dog. Right. And they don't. They have not done that yet. No, they're just water. They're just water. Water. You guys are water.

They're puddle that we stomped through. You guys are piss actually. Yeah. You're a piss puddle. Either way, the guys seem like nice guys so I'm rooting for them personally but as a team, as a collective. Still the coolest uniforms.

Yep. That's about it. I'm gonna move it. A lot of people thought that Jake was calling this game. Oh, no. They turned it on and they're like, where's Jake? Did they turn on, what's his name? Ryan Boyle?

Bro? He was there. Have you reached out to bro? I gave him a follow, nothing yet. So he hasn't followed you back? Not yet. Did we say that on the air that what his nicknames were? Yep.

Oh, we didn't rip with two P's in bro. That's what the P'd ya. That's so sick. I'm looking forward to meeting. We gotta give you a lacrosse nickname. I mean, Jake is a pretty good lacrosse name in general. Marsh is also pretty cool. Billy, you should do that as one of your things

at the end, come up with the nickname lacrosse nickname for Jake. All right, well, so bro has not followed you back. It'd be a shame if people tweeted it as like, hey dude, why don't you follow Jake Marsh back? Sounds like Trouble in Paradise, actually. Sounds like he's starting the beef. That's fucked up.

He's got four more weeks to games before working with me. It's the long ways away. Okay, okay. Anything else? Oh, we had the first baseball substance ejection in the White Sox Mariners game. This is great. Rob Manford finally has a head.

Did you see what they did with the glove? Yeah, they put it in a bag. They put it in like a plastic, like a kitchen trash bag. Trash bag, yeah. And then the announcer was like, and according to League Protocols, this is being hermetically sealed. They were trying to like use big words to describe it.

No, they put it in a fucking hefty bag. Yeah. And then they wrapped it around itself. They did a piss poor job, actually, of wrapping up the glove. My prediction, there's gonna be a chain of custody issue that comes into play with the glove. The pitcher's gonna appeal it, he's gonna get off,

and Rob Manford still won't have a head. Yes, yes. So yeah, I think it's so stupid. It's just so fucking stupid, baseball. And also baseball revealed their all-star jerseys, which are atrocious. Who cares? Listen, I can't get upset about it.

Honestly, it wasn't as bad as I thought that they would be. So they're very bad. Away are bad, the home. The whites aren't that bad. The blues were bad. Yep. Yeah. Listen, I had that sentence all the way.

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Yeah. Yes, big time. If you didn't see the clip, it's on our Instagram. I'll try and explain it, give it a little bit of context though. It's an insane clip, one of the best Banging Chains videos I've ever seen. The best, actually, I'll just say it. But it was the PDGA Disc Golf World Championship.

So, you know, Stanley Cup World Series, whatever you want to call it for Disc Golf. James Conrad, it was the 18th hole. James Conrad was down by a stroke. I don't know exactly how they've worked. Is it a hole? No, it's holes and strokes. I don't know how they worked in Disc Golf,

I'm assuming like regular golf. Down by one, going into the last hole, he threw in a 247-foot birdie to push it into a playoff. Hole in one. Hole in one. And he bent it around like a tree. It was a dog leg right. Yeah.

Full crowd, it was insane. People went crazy, forced it to a playoff, and then he won the playoff. He did. He won. I didn't follow up. Well, as you knew that Paul McBeth was not going to be able to come back after that.

Yeah. Like all the momentum was on James Conrad's side. That was such, I don't care if you, like we obviously think that Disc Golf is a sport. It's absolutely a sport. It's more of a sport than La Crosse. But we, if you don't even think it's a sport, watching this moment has to get you pumped up.

Like it has to get you pumped up. Yeah, it's any sport, the pressure when you have live fans and just like a moment like that, you have to have ice water in your veins. You have to be an athlete. That was a big throw. That was a big time. Big time players make big time throws,

and that's exactly what he did. I actually think that this is the most clutch play ever in the history of any sport. Like name me a better shot than this. The guy, well, the John Daly, when he won like the British Open, he had that crazy like chip in to force the playoff, then he lost. I was just saying, when the dudes at the Travelers today

played like 17 playoff holes of the same hole, just getting pars back to back. Yeah. The shot that Butler had against Duke that didn't go in. That was a better shot, maybe. That's from a Holmes touchdown that was dropped in the Super Bowl. You know what's a better shot than that? We talked about it a couple of months ago.

The Joellen Bede rebound full court heave that took place in like 0.5 seconds. They hit off the back of the rim, right? No, no, no, did it go in and it didn't count? I can't remember. I think it just missed. It just missed. That's the best shot of all time.

Second best now behind James Conrad. That shot was awesome. Yeah, I watched a clip 100 times. I watched all the, I watched. There's a million angles of it. Angles, yeah. Goosebumps. What is this?

Oh, here it is, Jake playing the Joellen Bede. There's the miss and then the full court heave. Yeah, it hit off the back of the backboard. Yeah. That would have been the best shot ever. That would have. Pass from my home still. Greatest in completion of my lifetime.

Is that a hit? I always remember it. For who's back? Yep. Yep. All right, cool. Just one. For who's back?

Just one. Who's back? Got it. My who's back of the week is cinema. Cinema's back. So F9 had a massive weekend at the box office. And Vin Diesel, our poet laureate. How you say it?

Say it again. Vin Diesel. I like it. How do you say it? No, you just really, there's a little extra emphasis on the soul. And I like it. Vin Diesel, baby.

Yeah, I like it a lot. Yeah. Like, I love that. I say Vin Diesel. So I need to, it's more of a Z. Sounds like a bison or a bison. That sounds like how Toto would say it. Yeah, say it.

Give it to me again. Hit me again. I'm putting some fucking respect on this name. You should do the hit me again. Vin Diesel. Yes. Yes, that's good. So Vin Diesel.

I'm hot right now. Gave a quote, and he goes, cinema is back. Because F9 topped the box office this weekend. People are going back to the movie theaters. You can't watch a Fast and the Furious. That's not an Amazon Prime purchase that you make in the comfort of your own home. You need to go out around other people to watch.

And they're not a sponsor of the show as far as I know. But we had an extended conversation about how every Fast and the Furious is the same movie. And it kicks ass every time. Except for Hank. He doesn't like it. Hank doesn't like it because he's a wet blanket. But they're in space now.

They're in fucking space. I just thought we shouldn't do a review. That's not what I said at all. I just said there's no point in doing a review because all the movies are the same. I don't think that there's a franchise of movies that's better to watch stoned in your entirety than Fast and the Furious.

Transformers. No, I would say wrong. Yeah, I don't know. Star Wars, maybe. Never seen it. It's too long. I actually haven't seen Star Wars either. We should see it sometime with Frank.

Yeah, sure. He'd just spoil everything that's happened. It'd actually be electric to hear Frank tell us like the punchlines. That should be something that we do if we lose a bet where we livestream ourselves watching Star Wars for the first time. Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, cinema's back. So you hear that, Wes Anderson? You're fucked. It feels good. Vin Diesel is here. You got one who's back or two? I just have the one. All right, that's it.

Nice, nice. What? No, I'm just surprised that's it. Yeah, it's the only one. All right, my who's back is. I gave you the disc golf one. Superstars asking off their teams. Damian Lillard is finally happened.

So Chauncey Bilbs got hired. There was a lot of backlash. I don't know if it's officially yet. So I didn't know that Chauncey Bilbs had a rape allegation like 25 years ago. So he was he's going to probably be hired by the Blazers. And then Chris Ball or sorry, Damian Lillard. I'm sorry, Chris Ball Damian Lillard.

There was an article which essentially was Damian Lillard's agent just hit up Chris Haynes at Yahoo and was like, hey, what? Yahoo. I don't know why I said it like that. Yahoo. He hit him up at Yahoo. I like Yahoo with the exclamation.

Yahoo. It's Yahoo. And essentially, it was just a press release for it being like Damian Lillard loves the fans. So don't blame him, but he wants out. So it feels like it's going to happen. Yeah. The Chauncey Bilbs thing, I didn't know about it.

Were people like waiting for him to get a job to bring this back up? I think so. So the Chris Haynes story was the second paragraph is Lillard has remained loyal to Portland in large part due to the tremendous fan base. But over the last few days, he's seen some of those same fans attacking him on social media for a pending coaching hire. He played no part in consummating sources.

Said that came from Damian Lillard. Yeah. He essentially did a press release being like, hey, guys, I've always had your back and you guys are not being cool to me. So I'm out. Would just be like a little understanding as he as he finds out for the first time that his coach has like these allegations. I don't think his endorsement of Chauncey had anything to do with that

in the first place. But that it does. It feels like the end is coming. Yeah. I think everyone is kind of Damian Lillard has been the exception, not the rule in that he has remained loyal. So he deserves credit. Yeah.

But it does feel like this is going to probably end up being a trade. I like Damian. The only reason that this makes me sad is because I don't know what's going to happen with CJ McCollum now. And it feels like him and Damian work really well together. Yeah. So I just want to see my boy CJ end up happy somewhere. Yeah, I agree.

I also want to see Dame like have a have a chance at winning something. I would like to see him on the nets, actually. Why not make that trade? Wow. Dame for Kyrie. Oh, I forgot to I forgot to point that out. The Sun's Clippers fourth quarter. I was thinking like I kind of miss super teams because this wouldn't happen.

Yeah. Like super teams don't don't score four points in seven minutes. Right. There's Dwight Howard, by the way, sitting court side of this game. I love it. Looking cool. I love it. Probably get into the game.

But yeah, like where's it going to go? What teams would you like to see Damo? I would the next obviously people just keep saying the next and next and next. I don't know. I mean, Dame for Ben Simmons. Lakers fans are are are one in the same to Yankee fans. When it ever comes to like a free agent, they're like, hey, or not even a free agent, a trade, you know, someone who could get traded.

They basically like, yeah, Rich Paul, like, go get him clutch, clutch, sign him. I actually will just come to the Lakers. I actually don't think that he would play well with LeBron. I mean, they would just win a title. So they wouldn't be fun for me to watch. No, it wouldn't be fun for anyone when I say that. Yes, they wouldn't work well agreed, agreed. It's it's a bummer, but I also kind of figured it would happen.

Eventually he's not getting younger. He's like 31 or something. Jake, who's back to Kobe Ellsbury is back. What? Yeah. Dustin McCrory had a ceremony at Fenway on Friday night. And Michael Tim Timway feeling Jacobi Ellsbury was spotted for the first time and forever. He pretty much went into hibernation after the Yankees thing ended poorly

and no one knows where he went. But yeah, is he I was I was is he under contract by the Yankees? I just realized he was wearing the Red Sox jersey and I saw that. I was like, if I was a Yankees fan, like I'd be low key. They had a five million dollar buyout this year. So this year. Oh my God. They're still bang him. But now he's back in like it's painful enough.

But to become back wearing the Red Sox jersey, like I loved it. But yeah, if I was a Yankees fan, that would be triggering beyond belief. Are you are you allowed to do that if you're still under contract? Well, I guess you got the buyout. I was confused because I was like, I saw that I was like, I would be if I was even management, like I'd be sure that would be in like my my paperwork at the end, well, I'll be like, OK, listen, I'll give you a buyout. But I have one rule and the only rule is you're not allowed to wear a Red Sox

uniform right for a calendar year. Right. I was Rick Flair being there. It was pretty funny. Yeah. He's like, why is Rick Flair here? And they're like, yeah, Dustin Pedro is just a huge Rick Flair fan. Like say no more. That's that's awesome. Dude, yeah, Rick Flair does that from time to time. He's like a real life cameo.

Yeah, like he has a service where you just ask Rick Flair to show up at your event. We'll do it. And he'll he'll be like, where's the coat? It was cool. Done. Billy, do you want to do a who's back? Yeah, I got one. OK. Magic Johnson finally got the news that Ben Simmons is terrible at shooting. And his piece of advice to Ben Simmons was that he needs to play more basketball. So thank you, Magic Johnson.

I actually agree with that. Yeah, I mean, I do think Ben Simmons is not to be like on you know, first take. But like I do think Ben Simmons is probably one of those guys who falls in the camp of he's really good at basketball, but probably doesn't love basketball. Because you can't you can't love basketball and just never fix the fact that you can't shoot. Right. If you you loved it, you would probably shoot. No, he loves basketball.

He just doesn't love the basket. Yeah, but he needs to spend a summer just loving the right. I just think that if you had this glaring hole in your game year after year after year, at some point you would come back and be like, hey, guys, guess what I did? I shot 10,000 jumpers this I'm going to be. I still think it's a Philly thing and people haven't really caught like the Marco Foltz and Ben Simmons, like something sums up there. Yeah, it is really bizarre to mention the slow down.

You want to just really know I'm a trash fire legitimately. So I fire fire. Yeah, I think I think one of two things needs to happen in Philadelphia. Well, once I think not, you know what they need to do? They need to secretly make the hoops bigger in the Philadelphia 76ers gym and just like tell Ben Simmons, OK, here's the key to the gym. Go practice as much as you want this summer. Let him get his confidence up.

Have that's the problem. I think he would be. I don't think he would practice. He might practice more if he's making a couple of shots every now and again. Give him 25 percent bigger rims and just see what that does. Actually, fuck it. Just go like twice as big and see. That's the test is make them twice as big and see if he tells you.

Hey, there's something different about the rims. Right. And it's like the Jamarcus Russell, right? Putting the $100 bill in the back of the playbook. Yeah, right. And he basically just never never got to the end of the playbook. Or I think Johnny Manziel, there was a story like that, where his iPad, they could like see that he just never played any of the tape. But it was also in draft day.

That's where Bo Callahan. I don't think he ever made it. I think the Jamarcus Russell story was because it was still VHS's and he just didn't he returned and he returned in none of them were at the end. Credit where it's due to Magic Johnson, just great vacation. His vacation looks awesome. Oh, so he just goes on a huge ass boat in the middle of where he's. It looked like the French Riviera.

So he's just working out on a boat. That is that's the way to do it. Is that why he responds so late? He's just on a boat. No, he also responds late when he's not on a boat. He texts his our friend Rob Lowe asked him and he got the answer to it. He texts someone who then tweets the text. So there's a there's a loss in translation.

It's basically old, old timey newspapers where they like they like telegram. The end of the game into the newspaper and hope they get it there before print. What did Magic Johnson say when he quit? He's like, I'm not going to show up on Monday. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here. Magic Johnson is definitely not going to be here.

I think he just got sick of having an office. If you're Magic Johnson, you probably what it was probably 20 years after he retired from basketball, he didn't have an office ever. And well, he's made a shitload of money. He's a great businessman. But I feel like the office was the was the road, baby. And as Donald Sterling said, put in that clip was Big Magic Johnson. What has he ever done?

He's got eight unbelievable clip. I still can't believe that happened. What has he done? Can you tell me Big Magic Johnson? What has he done? Well, yes, he's a business person. He's got eights. I also like I really can't put that clip in there.

I cannot believe that happened for real. Like it's just it's it's member. And remember the we need to do like a whole episode about Donald Sterling and just the weird fallout member. The deposition, the deposition, like she's kissing me. She's sucking on me. She uses her mouth. She makes me feel good.

Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting? Yes, yes. And then remember his girlfriend who wore that big visor. Yeah, all around town visor sick. Weird. The whole thing was weird. I actually got one of those visors. Of course you did. And then threw away before ever wearing it.

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So I was going to say that you were still reigning champion, but you're not. My bad. Yeah. But you know what? What I've learned. Well, thanks for having me here. Yeah, what I've learned is that for Phil, after he says he doesn't care how he played after the week after he's still the PGA champion. I'm still the PGA champion. That's true. Yeah, you are going to. You're going to live with it forever.

Also, I would say that the how young you won your PGA championship and how great you've been at such a young age, it's OK to be like, hey, I think I'll have another crack at these things and probably win all of them. I hope so. Like, let's not let's not burn in your bridges. But I hope so. It's so cool. I mean, it changes your life. It really does. It's we're very fortunate.

I'm very fortunate to have done one so early. Like you said, it does it makes that question of when you show up, when are you going to win your first? Yeah, you don't have to worry about it. Right. It's it's the I mean, we always give tips because every, you know, pro athlete wants tips from us. But when you're Super Bowl like early in your career, so that way people aren't like, oh, I can't win the big one.

You got that out of the way. Now it's not. Hey, he can't win the big one. Yeah, I love that. So I mean, you're obviously like very young to be a PGA champion, which is awesome. I'm always curious about what the process is like when you when a golfer turns pro because it's different from like any other sport out there. There's an even like if you're deciding like what college to go to. A lot of times players make like a big deal out of like selecting the hat,

all that stuff. Like when you decide to turn pro, is it just like one day? You're like, Hey, I'm declaring myself to be a professional golfer. Or is there like, is it the day that you signed your first contract? How does that work? It's as simple as that. I mean, I think what you guys should just turn pro right now. I'm pro. Yeah. There you go.

Kill professional. I'm a professional golfer. You make money on the golf course. So maybe I'll give you a dollar and we can go play like you're technically you could be a professional golfer. There's nothing to it. So you don't wake up feeling different. You don't sign with any teams.

Yeah. You know, you sign a couple of contracts when you when you're when you turn pro out of college, but there's not much. I mean, you know, the dream of becoming a pro. You just have to realize like this is it. But you don't you don't wake up really feeling any different. Has there ever been a golfer who's like declared themselves to no longer be an amateur, but they're like, OK, I've turned pro and then they go out there

and they just stank and everybody's like, what's going on with this guy? He said that he was pro. I think we see that all the time. OK, I mean, do you guys hear what happened like on the on some Monday qualifier two weeks ago? These guys were going to fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, I mean, those guys are pros, too. But maybe that's the pros like that you want to see.

I don't know. Like it's that's why, like the the definition of a professional golfer is very slim because there's so many tours. There's so many people that can play and become a professional golfer. But, you know, you look at a professional golfer as guys on cornfairy, PGA tour, European tour. Yeah, like those guys are the ones that are like legit professionals.

You're making it sound way easier than it is. I like this. Well, I mean, I'm telling you, we can start the process right now. And you guys can just say, I'm a professional golfer working on getting my card right now. Yeah, we're like first and first, the first key is you never talk about your handicap if you're a professional golfer, because we don't care. Yeah. Oh, OK, I don't care.

Shit, because it's probably scratch. I don't know. I've actually never kept score because we are handicaps matter. Like I've never really cared about a handicap. At all. You need to play some more cash games. Well, because, like, but then, like, I'm not going to say, oh, my handicaps are plus seven. Oh, shit, you kind of suck.

You just I don't know what it is. No, plus seven is really good. Exactly. Plus seven is really good. I'd rather I'd rather say I'm a scratch and like, yeah, right, right. I'm going to give you less shots. So, like, yeah. And I think I read an article where somebody was interviewing you a while ago and you said that you had never played links golf before.

You got the British open coming up. Or excuse me, the open. Yeah, I've got the open champion. Forgive me, the open. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to get that right. But so you've never played links golf. How are you planning on going out?

Is it like a completely different style of golf entirely? Like how you're obviously they say you're a good ball striker. I pretend to know what that means. But I would assume that being a good ball striker would lend itself to being a good links golfer. Yeah, you know what? So I'm going to how do I how am I going to prep that? I've got the Scottish open before,

so I'm going to have a little bit of links golf the week before. But hopefully, you know, ball striking travels the world. Hopefully you can bring it everywhere and be able to kind of play anywhere you want. But it's just visually it looks different the way you're going to. You probably won't chip as much. You're going to put a lot around the greens. It's just something kind of you figure out when you get there. And it's you're going to learn.

Is your caddy like how long have you had your caddy? And does he know everything about links golf? Will he be we lean on him more when you go do that? For sure. I mean, he's he's actually been to this course that we're playing at Royal Saint George's for the open. And so I've had him since I turned pro. Like I called him up a week right before I turned pro

and just luckily it worked out. I would feel like like getting a good caddy would be really, really tough to do because it's like most of the good caddies are already working as a caddy for somebody else. So how did you identify? Like, I think this guy's got what it takes. Yeah. And to be honest, like when you're like, how do you even interview for a caddy?

Like, what do you ask him? Like, do you know how to walk off a yard? How good are you? Yeah, I would say eight or nine here. Exactly. So he worked for Ryan Moore for I think seven, eight years. Really good guy. They kind of split up and he was had some off time and just seemed like a good dude.

I mean, he won two. He was he went to Chico State. He won two individual national championships when he was there. So he's a good player within himself and it just worked out. You know, you just you get to trust a guy. He's a good just a good person in general and good to hang out with. He's all about San Francisco sports and I'm all about L.A. So like, it's just you have things to talk about.

Do you think that the title, the bubble title counts for the Lakers? Yes. 20. No. No. I mean, wait, time out, time out, time out. Are you taking are you taking my PGA championship away? Oh, good point. Yeah, probably. Yes. Were there fans? I mean, there are some volunteers. Yeah. OK, that counts. Was there a bubble?

Wait, there were LeBron James on your team. However, that's the real question. We're still in a bubble right now. Let's cut it. Let's cut to the chase. Well, I can get it so LeBron didn't win and Bryson didn't win. Just tell me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, well, I think New York had really strict bubble rule. There it is. There it is.

So you guys had some fans. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, L.A. L.A. Sports last year. I mean, you have the Dodgers win in none of it counted. Yeah, you have the Lacey amazing and then me being from L.A. I mean, do you kind of the triple crowd? Are you a big LeBron fan? Do you think that they should retire his number?

I've grown up. I grew up watching the Lakers and I was a huge Kobe and Shaq fan. Kobe, like I remember everything where it was when Kobe died. Like it was literally I was at Torrey Pines. I was playing with Pat Perez and it was like the weirdest feeling. Like it was memories all half forever. This LeBron thing has kind of grown on me a little bit. You know, I think I heard about Magic Johnson talking about how

how in the world did Chris Paul get denied to get to go to the Lakers some odd years ago? So LeBron has grown on me. Like a fungus. Yeah. Like he's he's grown. You just see you know that you can't get rid of him. It's a rash that just keeps if the Lakers had some bad years. How are we going to bring it back?

He's a mercenary, though. Dude, you know what? He won. We won the championship. Astrex. No. Anthony Davis, Real Laker. Yeah, real fucking Laker. The whole Chris Paul thing doesn't get talked about enough. Like David Stern had an interest, a business interest

in the in the Hornets at the time in New Orleans, right? Yeah, but then he was just like, no, we're not going to do that because then I'm I would personally lose money. But what was the timeline? Because then he the Palgasol trade, like that was basically he forced the Lakers to get he forced the Grizzlies. Yeah, to trade Palgasol to the Lakers. It was like it was at the time of like super teams weren't a thing.

Yeah. And now it's like that's the only way. And yes, there's a lot more players out there to create these teams. But dude, I mean, Chris Paul, like that's he's awesome. He's very, very sick. Do you like as an L.A. sports fan, do you think it's fair when people say that like L.A. sports fans or California sports fans don't care as much? I think there's so much going on in L.A. That sometimes like it drifts away.

I mean, I was talking to people in Hype House, the Sway House. Yeah, like there's four or five. Yeah, the freeway we could sit on and look at the back of someone's car. Who knows what? Yeah, I think it just bleeds in so much. I mean, growing up, it's not like there's no NFL team. Yeah. And now we've got two. Yeah, it's crazy. You've got to be a Rams fan, right?

Because of God. Yeah, you know what? Yeah, I was a bandwagon. I don't fall NFL. I'd rather fall to college, but like I've hopped on this. I live in Vegas now and like I've hopped on the Golden Knights bandwagon. Oh, OK. So I kind of like that. What about the Raiders?

That's a great stadium, isn't it? Yeah, I haven't been, but it looks so good. I know. Like it is. It's blacked out. It looks amazing. I love it. When you drive past it, it's like a metallic black. I've never seen that color before. It's like the first thing when you had to the strip, too. It's just pops in your face.

So what's that like moving to Las Vegas? Was there a time? Was there like an adjustment period? Like, first of all, when did you actually decide to move there? Right after or right when I turned pro. I mean, I had a house to get out of California. No one wants to pay those lovely taxes. I had a plan to get out there and I love it. Yeah, I love it. I'm a city guy.

Was there like a like a breaking in period because you always hear people in Las Vegas talk about like, oh, we don't go to the strip like that's the tourist area. We go to the real Las Vegas. Was there like a time period when you first moved there where you kind of did tourist stuff for a while? Not really. It's crazy. I mean, as a little kid,

my grandparents used to live in Vegas like we'd go out there all the time. So I'm a 10 year old walking through the strip like way too much than a 10 year old should. But no, I mean, there's a bunch of players that I know, young guys that have sponsorships, whatever will always go to the strip and have dinner. It's like I live for food and that's what I care about. So you've got some of the best food in Vegas. But that first summer I was always gone.

Like I was always traveling that I was just really rarely there. So I really haven't spent too much time when you travel. Are you set up like I think most pros, they will like rent a house for a week, right? You do that whenever you go somewhere. I'm a hotel guy. Really? I love hotels. OK. Yeah, I love showing up next day. Everything's made for you. OK. Yeah.

That's your little bubble. I like turning the shower on all the way hot. And then just like forgetting that I turned the shower on for 30 minutes. And then, oh, yeah, I was going to take a shower in the AC. Really nice. All right. So so that actually we need to update something. So on your PGA tour on the PGA tour dot com website. OK. Under special interests, there's nothing.

It's just a bullet point. I'm just a dead person. You know, you see this? It's literally just a bull. Time out. Time out. So you should just be hotels. No. Hotels and food. Eating food in my hotel. Who who doesn't have any special interests?

No, they don't. They never ask. And like, well, let's get it fixed like they don't. PGA tour has got to get this fixed. Hotels might be the first person that has looked at that. Special interest. Like, dude, you've got no special interests. Like, what's wrong? Well, I was like, when I saw it, I was like, are we sure we want to interview?

Come like, is he got no interest? What the hell? No, they like they never ask you. Like, I remember when they asked you, they literally asked me about my hide way. And I was like, man, what do I put? Like, I'm only five nine. Maybe maybe I stretch out to like six, three, like 200. I would never do that.

No, I would never lie about my height being five nine. Yeah, exactly. Five nine. Five. Here's the fact. Wait, how tall are you? I'm five nine. Are you are you legit five nine? Yes, I like shoes off and everything. I'm five eight or five nine.

Wow, you're getting in my head. Yeah, you guys are both five. No, no, my my life is a conversation between two five. My license is five nine, too. No, I'm legit five nine. When you put on shoes, I can maybe stretch the five times. You know that it's a legit five nine when you're like my driver's license. Yeah, I told them.

Yeah, like they like measure you. You're probably like five eight and like three quarters. Yeah, who I go to the doctor's office. Like I'm a legit five. I love this. So I can't take that away from me. You know, five nine is actually the perfectly average height of a human male. I mean, it's exactly average.

People say that it's short. It's not what's wrong with being average sometimes. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Is it the American average? Yeah, you sure? Oh, yeah. Oh, if you want to go like, there's a problem though, like, because all my friends are like six two. And I'm like, I know it's got an issue.

Where's all the five seven dudes out there? Yeah, you, by the way, I love also that you have, I don't know if it's like hitting for the cycle, but it's pretty much it would be the equivalent of hitting for the cycle in terms of brands that you rep. You have a watch company, an insurance company, a bank and tax audit company. Like that is the golf hitting for the cycle. So you want to do a quick plug of all your brands real quick.

All right, I just did this. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't have as many as one of your favorite other human beings out there. Who? Bryson, I think has a million. Actually, let's just say that right now. I don't know his. I don't know.

But like Brooks or Bryson, who side do you take? I'm not taking a side. There's a person that I love more than the other, but I'm not taking a side. Say it. No, I'm not going to say it. It better be Brooks. Okay, there we go. I love you.

You love Brooks. It's fine. We're literally best friends with Brooks. I think you can feed both of them. Just I love certain things about each human being. I do. I like the rivalry. I do think that it's great to golf.

I do love something about. I love how much Bryson gets in his own head when he thinks about Brooks. I do love that about him. It is. It's amazing how Brooks, I think he's just a step. He's two steps ahead. Yeah. He's a cool dude.

He's just like a regular guy. Yeah. And Bryson's always like trying to think, what different signs can I use to make myself more regular? He also pays us a million dollars a year to be his PR firm. Who? Brooks. Brooks.

Yeah, we do all that for him. If you want to pay us $2 million, we can. We'll do it. We'll hop in. Time out. Why do I need to pay more? I'm just saying. I don't know.

What if you got an rivalry? That comes with this. Do you think you could find a rivalry by yourself? Yeah. I mean, we could start stuff any day. I mean. We can, you want me to just start? I can start throwing.

No, I'm not going to throw. You can start a search on Twitter. But we can finish it over here. And so if you want to pay us $2 million, like we'll bully Ricky Fowler off the tour. You just say the word. Ricky's a good dude. Come on.

We do like Ricky. He's actually been on the show before. Yeah, he has. Ricky has, dude. All right, wait. So we do the sponsors. Yeah, do the sponsors. I've got Taylor made Adidas.

I've got Zurich. I've got US Bank. This is really just. I've got TheraBody. So I've got my body. I've got Omega's, my watches. I think that's it. You need a consulting firm.

I think that's it. You need like a Booz Allen Hamilton. Here's, I'm unbreakable. You can't, there's. Here's one. No one's coming for me. Zach, D-E-W-O-C-19, said Colin Maricawa, you suck, bro. How the fuck you miss a four foot birdie putt

and a three jack for bogey. Thanks for fucking me over. We could take care of that guy. Yeah, dude. We could take care of that guy for you. Unfortunately, he's just going untapped right now. You really screwed that one guy over. Yeah, the only thing I thought about that shot was losing

money for him. Not anyone else. Simply him. I'm just saying, you gotta, you gotta watch out. It's a cutthroat league out there. Yeah, it really is. Do you have any advice for fellow Berkeley guy, Aaron Rodgers, as he goes into that match play?

All right. So one of my favorite tweets that I saw recently was Brooks's tweet at Bryson. Sorry, bro, Aaron Rodgers. That was just as simple and clean as I could get. Really, like, Aaron, dude, I don't know. Just have a, have a time. Yeah.

Have a great time. Like, I want it, all, all I would pay attention to are the highlights of just great, like, banter and just them saying stuff. So I really hope, and I don't think I've ever met Aaron, I really hope it's like genuine, just good guys talking. Right. Not like, you need to, like, say this line.

Right, right. It's good when it feels authentic. Right. Speaking of Cal, has Mike Silver, like, tried to become your best friend? No. Oh, well, you obviously haven't accomplished enough. He's, he's a writer for what Sports Illustrated?

I don't know where Mike writes. Yeah, he writes somewhere. He writes on an internet. He's out there on the internet, NFL, maybe, but everyone who goes to Cal, he just reps so goddamn hard. So, yeah, you. God, I didn't do enough for Cal. That sucks for you, dude.

Yeah. He, like, will basically go to the ends of Earth. I hope you're, I hope you're my end then. Yeah, okay. He's all my end. But you haven't really, you haven't done anything to screw up enough to necessitate Mike Silver going to bat for you. Right.

He likes to rehabilitate Cal people. Right. So, right now, you're, you're on top of the world. Actually, I mean. So, I do need to start a fight. You could have used something. When you broke the trophy, that would have been nice for Mike Silver to.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Did they not tell you? Did they, were they like, hey, be careful, this trophy isn't. Yeah, and he told me, he told me the lid, he told me it's really heavy, and it is.

I mean, it's like 35, 40 pounds. Which is a lot for a 5'8 guy. But for 5'9. Get that right. How tall are you? I like you, Cal. I'll tell you. I like you.

Yeah, okay. I know a lot, I know a lot of taller people in 6'2. Oh, no, damn. Shit. They play in the NBA? I'm so glad. No, no, no, no. My caddy, my caddy's like 6'3.

Isn't it fucked up though, how somebody, it just happens to be born 6'2, and then they look down on you because. You know what's worse? You know what's worse? You just happen to be 5'9. What's worse is that all my cousins on my mom's side, like the guys, they're all over 6'2 tall.

That sucks. When you see like a family, and there's one, and like everyone's tall, and then one person, that's just, that's not fair. Screw it, screw it. I'm going to live up to it. I think you're doing okay for yourself. My girlfriend gives me shit every day for being 5'9.

Oh god, that'd be a problem. But like, you know, whatever. I'd say you're doing pretty goddamn good for yourself. Yeah, so what were we talking about? Oh, the trophy, 30 to 40 shots. The trophy, okay. So someone told me to like bring it up, raise it up, put it above your head,

and that's where all hell broke loose, and it fell, and what are you going to do? Like, embrace it, right? Yeah. Embrace it. Something that I'm known for now. Going to get back to Colin in a second, but before we do, I want to talk to you about

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Now, more Colin Moriakawa. Are you, the one thing that bums me out about whenever you are doing well is they'll start throwing up all these, like this is how young Colin Moriakawa is. So did you know that you were the first, I'm sure you knew it, but you were the first guy to be paired with Tiger

who was born after Tiger went pro. Yeah, I saw that. That's, I mean, that's kind of a mind-blowing thing. I mean, I would assume that you loved Tiger growing up. Yeah, he's the guy. Was it intimidating to play with him? It wasn't. Really?

Yeah, but I see, so we're on the same agency, so I got to meet him a couple of times and just talk to him. So like, that's a little more relaxing. And I mean, I hit my first tee shot and I used to use a, oh, you know what? Sorry, I forgot one of my sponsors, Grant Thornton. Okay, nice.

I used a yards book. How could I forget him? Yeah. Thank you. Had to add that. Make sure to get that in there. Yeah, we got that. But I used to use a Go Bears, it said it,

and he looked at me after I hit my first tee shot and I striped it and he's like, he just looks at me, smirks and laughs. He's like, Go Bears. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I'm like, wait, we just teed off in the first hole and Tiger's getting a little.

Yeah, chirping you already. Yeah, so like, that was one of the best rounds and that happened that same week. Kobe died. So that week is very memorable for me. Yeah, so what is it like when you're playing with someone? Is there, I guess we never really got

to the bottom of that. Is it always I'm just competing against this guy or do you compliment each other every now and then? No, seriously, if you're playing in a tournament, someone hits a great shot. You say like, great shot? Yeah, you still hit a great shot. I thought you meant complimenting them like,

oh man, you look really good. No, well, you could do that too. I would do that. I would get them off their game. Like, yo, you look hot today. No, you know. Bryce McGivill is a fire ant over there. Bites me.

Your skin looks nice today. But what is that like? Like, are there certain people you play with that they don't say anything? There have been some guys where you're like, dude, what is going through your head? Because just being a normal guy, you say good shot. Right.

Like, some shots are just that impressive. Right. But there have been a couple here and there and they're in their own world and you're like, what's going on? You just put off one of the best shots you've ever seen, but whatever. So it's just a norm in our sport to say great shot.

Okay, I'm going to give you one that you should start throwing out there. I like to do this every time on the golf course. You just, no matter where they hit it, you just say, you're going to love that. Because you're going to love that. You're going to love that. Okay.

Yeah. You're going to love that one. I'll try it. I'll try it. Just throw that out there every now and then. She's like, you're going to love that one. You're going to love that. You've done a pretty good job of making sure

that you don't get that weird golfer's tan right across the forehead. I appreciate that. Well, I'm pretty dark in general. I mean. But like, I can see your tan like on the tops of your arms would be now in the sun a little bit. But you see, it always cracks me up.

Like on the 18th green. Some guy that I've been watching on TV for the last like three hours takes his hat off. Steward Sink. Yes. Exactly. And the top of his forehead is like 20 shades lighter than the rest of his body.

Are you like really into sunscreen? No, my girlfriend is all about that healthcare stuff. And I think everyone should like, you got, we spend so much time in the sun. It's stupid. Like we don't even realize it. And so I do watch now. But you can only do so much.

I'm not wearing long sleeves everywhere. I like t-shirts and shorts. Why doesn't the PGA just relax and be like, Hey, you guys can wear shorts and be in a cart. Yeah. So I was thinking about this because I had a caller today about fashion. I'm all for pushing boundaries.

Like I practice in what I'm wearing right now. I practice in a t-shirt and shorts. Like I'm very thankful for the golf course at the summit that I'm at one of the discovery properties. I think you guys would love because you guys could show up in whatever you want. It's another sponsor. Nice.

That was, that was an underrated sponsor. Yeah, it was an underrated. And I'm back. Discovery properties. What about us makes you think we would love a golf course? Because like, we're not, look at us. It's everything, golf is like everything second to everything else they have.

The amenities, it's all about the goddess, right? Got it, got it. You think about the other stuff. You think about the spring break guys with like Jordan and Spieth and Rick and all those. They were at a discovery property. They're at Bakers, right? Okay.

So that makes sense. What you just said. That's what I practice at. So not the golf. So fashion wise, um, I think it's respectable. I mean, pants are fine. Like we don't, I don't think there's anyone out there. Man, dude, I really don't want to play golf because I have

to wear pants. That's awesome. That's right. That's literally the thing that I like about golf. But that's professional golf. I think other places need to like relax a little more because literally a professional golfer in the world, I practice in shorts and a t-shirt.

I never put on a golf shirt other than when I have to go to another course or I'm out of turn. We should invent golf shorts. Yeah. Like specifically shorts for golf. Yeah. Those are called shorts. Shorts.

Yeah. No, these are different. No, you're right, Colin. He's smart. They're different. They've got, they've got pockets that are specifically ball sized and then one that's for tees. And one has hole in it so you can drop the ball.

When you miss. So you can cheat. Yeah. You can cheat easily. Hey, look at that. Yeah, right. Exactly. Just walking along.

Golf shorts. Um, can we talk real quick about that shot you had at the memorial because that was very relatable. You just missed the ball. Oh yeah. I was trying to think which one, but. What? Yeah.

What's the ruling there? So if people don't know Colin was in the memorial, he was in the lead or tied for the lead. The ball was deep in the rough. He swung, just didn't hit anything. How does that count as a shot? I don't understand that. Because it's an attempt.

But you could just be like just kidding. Practice. No, it was a legit attempt. Like you know off your face, like if you were. You need to start doing practices that look so much like attempts, they can't figure it out. What's crazy is that I actually did that last year as well. Really?

Yeah. I did the exact same thing on the same hole. So I've got issues there. You guys need to go there before the tournament and kind of walk around and make it a little. It's deep. Yeah. Yeah.

We go. Okay. All right. Yeah. We got to go lay down. So what, but what do you do? Like that's that's got to really fuck you up. The club wanted to go in that water though straight ahead.

Everything was bad thoughts. But I mean, what are you going to do? So like I thought about it on the next shot. Let's make sure I don't do this again. You can't say like just a joke. What that I. Yeah. Like are just right as you.

As you miss you. Like that was practice. Well, because they can't get in your brain. Right. If you just say like, I mean, that was a practice. Yeah. But like can you live with that? Yeah.

Yes. Definitely. You can live with that. With saying that was practices. Knowing that knowing that the ball is there. You slid straight underneath the ball. Not even. So you were trying to take a practice swing because like.

Yeah. Practice swings only take away from the golf. Right. It was practice. No, I like to get real up nice close to the ball when I do the practice. You want to feel the exact type of grass that your club is going to be going through on the actual shot. So the closer you get to the ball and your practice shot, the better you'll know.

I'll go one further. Sometimes I hit the ball in my practice shots. That's still practice. That's still shot. If it goes in the woods, I was practice. Yeah. No. So you wouldn't be.

No. How much did that swing cost you? Do you ever do the math on that? Well, it cost me whatever. First of all, I mean, I lost in a playoff. I still was in a playoff. You want us to give you a cookie or what? Probably probably like 800 to 800,000.

Yeah, I could absolutely live with that. 800k. I think I think I still. How much is my integrity worth? It's a lot less than $800,000. I mean, come on. That's very debatable. That is.

Come on. No, my integrity. You're my yours might be higher. You might need maybe that's what we do for you. We're Brooks PR team. Maybe we just follow you around and we just scream practice after every show. No matter what.

Yeah. We don't know how many times in my career. I'm sure hopefully it won't be. Hopefully it was the last. It probably won't be. I think every professional golfer will do it at some point. That's that's fucking crazy. Our careers are too long.

I mean, I'm a pro. I've done it before. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Do you think about that though when you're going? Because like we're good friends with Max Homo too. And he's very honest about like.

Man, you guys have a bunch of cow guys. We do. Oh, yeah. He's you go to cow. Yeah. How the hell did he get into cow? Because of golf. Sneaker win.

Well, he's not smart enough. No, I just I like to make fun of Max. Max is he can take it. I love that. He's great. He's someone that I've been able to reach out to. Like if I need anything, I don't really reach out to many guys. But yeah, on a side of who do I who do I love out there?

Max Homo is a good guy. You like playing with Max because you can beat him. Right. And you'll be like, Hey Max, you want to go and do another practice. Well, it's weird that Max will feed that. Max will be like, Yeah, Colin's really good. And like, I don't want to play. I'm like, dude, like you want on the PGA.

Tour like Max, you're very good. He loves to like set his I wouldn't say set his bar low, but he loves to. But we'll do that for him. Yeah. The best thing about Max is that if you're friends with him, he will show up and root as a spectator on Saturday and Sunday. Yeah. Yeah.

He's because he doesn't make. He's one of the. Yeah. He's a he's a down earth dude. They're like, All right. Well, Max makes. He's he's very. No, he like, which he likes that we bust his balls because he's a normal guy.

Yeah. It's part of the reason why we love him because like he can show up and be just dominant or he can show up and like play like he's never played around a goal. Yeah. He's a very relatable, funny guy. And so he we like to have fun. You got it.

You got to get to know him. Like the first couple of times I met him when I was in school, like just seemed like a dude with like really quiet and shy. Wait, did you go to school with him? Did you play on the same team? No, he was he was he was out before I was. So wait, back to the question though. Do you know, do you say to yourself like this putt could be worth a hundred thousand dollars?

No, not at all. I don't care. I only care about winning. You only care about winning. But you just kind of bragged about being in a playoff and finishing second. Well, because you asked me, you know how much that shot cost you. Like I still was able to come back after that. Like finish the way.

Like it didn't just make me miss that shot and then boom, like I'm. But you know, in retrospect, you can look back and see like exactly. I mean, maybe if you had made that shot, you wouldn't have had to move out of California for taxes. No, I'm just going to move out of California. But like we could talk about any other shot during the golf tournament that could have cost me too. Like, I mean, I hit a shot and it hit the pin and it didn't go in on the par three.

Right. And it's like, well, dude, the pin screwed me. Like maybe I should be yelling at maybe you guys should be making a fuss about these pins. Like, I mean, we could talk about any other shot. Well, if you only care about winning, why don't you donate all the times that you don't win to charity? I'll match. Yeah, I will as well.

I'll double rate. That's a great question because I still do like my money. Oh, okay. We still do like our money. I would never take losers money. We still like giving up. We still like this third. I'd be like, no thanks.

I didn't win. No, because I mean, here, here's the thing. Here's the crazy thing. We signed up for a sport where we're going to lose way more than we're going to win. It's just, it's just given like that. That's why I don't play golf. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, you probably, you can't handle that. No, trust me. I know. You probably, yeah, exactly. And whether it's against your friends or like whatever, your professional golf, like, it's just, it's something we have to live with. But when we do win, it feels amazing. It just, you want more of that.

No, you, I mean, golfers, it's funny because like golfers do, obviously there's the four major sports and then golf is, you know, very popular, but people wouldn't say that you're up there with like NFL athletes, right? But in terms of mental toughness, you guys are, you guys might be the number one sport. Because you see, you see every other athlete out there try and play golf. Right. And then they want to quit. Right.

They want, they just, they want no part of it. It's because we want to perfect this game that's unperfectible. Like it's just impossible to do it. Have you played with Steph Curry or Tony Romo? No, never. Tony played in some amateur events when I was still in college. But no, dude, I want to have, I was on a podcast with JJ Redick. I want to have like a three point contest and a round of golf with these dudes because like,

I think I can, I think I can compete. Did you not want to mention Tommy Alter as well? What? No, Tommy's a boy. He was also on the podcast. Tommy's a man. Yeah, he is a man. But like, I don't think Tommy's going to shoot threes with me.

No, I'm saying you said on a podcast with JJ Redick is Tommy, not... Okay. Okay. I was on the podcast with Tommy and JJ. Are you invited to his dinner? Do you get invited to Tommy's dinners? No. You're going to Tommy's dinners?

Wow. We do. He gets all his famous people and then they eat dinner. Wait, wait, wait. Timeout. Are you guys famous? No. No, no.

We just got invited to his one or two. What's going on? Are we flexing on who's dinner we're going to? No, and then we all take a picture and then you feel like, oh, shit, these people are way more important than me. Then he actually had to stop having as many because he kept inviting us. And then his really famous people would be like... Why are they here?

Anna Kendrick would be like, hey, I'm Anna. And then Tommy would be like, this is my friend. He's a blogger. And then she'd leave. Doesn't work that way. It was kind of awkward. Yeah. That's what it is.

You're like, yeah, we fit in. Yeah, totally. I don't fit in anywhere. The thing is, you just have to act like you know where you're going. Wherever you are, you just have to act like this is where I belong. When it comes to your swing, which you have to practice over and over again, it's like one of the aspects of being extremely mental talk is to just being able to go out there, shut everything off,

just have the muscle memory to do it, replicate the exact same way. Are you ever, has this not ever occurred to you where you're like, what if I go out and I just forget how to swing? That's like riding a bike. Do you remember how to ride a bike or like swimming? Yeah. Like I think if I ended up taking, just say, just say, God forbid something happened and I took a year off,

I'd still remember how to swing. Would it be as solid and perfect as what I wanted? Probably not, but you're never going to forget. So along those same lines, my last question. So I feel like all golfers, at some point in their career, I mean, you've seen it with Tiger, he had to reinvent his swing a few times over. Do you have that in the back of your head that like at some point, I'm going to have to figure out a way to change things up?

Or is it, are there golfers that are just like, this is my swing, it's been my swing my entire life? That's all I'm doing. Look at a guy like Freddie Couples. Like his swing has been the same forever. Yeah. And some guys' swings can last that long. And hopefully, you know, I've built my swing where hopefully I think it will last.

Wait, so explain that. Like there could be an expiration date on your swing. How would that work? Like, would there be a day that you just, let's say five years from now, you start doing it and it's just not working the same way? Well, yeah. I mean, we could wake up tomorrow and my swing will feel awful and I'll have to figure out why does it feel like this.

Interesting. But I mean, there's, I mean, your favorite guy, Bryson, do you think he's going to swing like that at 60 years old, 55? No. He's going to try. But I don't know. Yeah, he is. There's no way any 55-year-old guy can start swinging with that

if we've played our entire life of golf. What's the first to go with a swing like that? Maybe the back? Yeah, back. I mean, we've seen Tiger with his knees. It's, I mean, our bodies are, they're moving quite a bit. Like, even though we're not physically getting hit, like our joints are being rotated a lot.

Do you wear red on Sundays still? Do I wear red on Sundays? No, I never do. I always wear red on every Sunday. Every Sunday until Tiger's back. Kind of wish they were Sunday. I would have given you guys a lot of shit for now. No, well, guess what?

If we were, we'd be wearing red. Is it only on, only on the golf course? Every Sunday until Tiger comes back, I'm wearing red. Oh yeah, I'm going to catch you. That's a fact. No, okay. I've been doing it since he got hurt. Months.

Yeah, months, in months. All right, all right, I'll be watching. No, I don't wear red on Sundays. Do you know March on Lynch? No. Yeah, you should get to, you shouldn't. Mike Silver will hook you up with him. Okay.

Not all these connections that I'm just not on. My last, last question is just like a Mount Rushmore of holes. What are your favorites? Yeah, like seven, iconic 17th at Sawgrass. No, no. Ooh. No. Is that gimmick?

Is that a gimmick hole? Yeah. Mickey Mouse hole? It's beautiful, but like, I would not put that up there. Um, God, that is so tough. And I haven't played enough golf, to be honest. 12, 12 at Augusta is just pristine. What's that one called?

What's the name of it? I don't know. You gotta have a name, right? Is it like Purple Dogwood? Is it Azalea? Maybe. No, Azalea is probably a difference. Pauline.

I think Tenet Riviera is amazing. Okay. Agreed. Is that your home track? No. I never played there until college. Do you call it golf courses tracks? No.

I do just sound like, yeah. I do just sound like great. I sound like I know more about, way more about golf than you do. Because you obviously do. I do. What about the one not worth all the fans, the waste management open? A waste on, um, that's sick, right? That's 16.

It's sick, but like, is it like a Mount Rushmore of holes? I don't know. No, like, I mean, it's hard because what are we defining as like a great hole? Is it like views or, so I'm going to leave it at those two and you guys, we could just keep it up to the imagination. Okay. You said the 12th out of guess, right? That's Golden Bell.

Golden Bell. Golden Bell. That's the one where, oh, Jordan Spieth had a tough time there. Yeah. A lot of people have had a tough time. Yeah. Not me. Not an easy hole.

I've never bowied it. Really? Have you played it? Nope. There you go. Probably never will. I would say, guaranteed never will. You better wear some pants there.

Guaranteed never will play a golf. That's one of those things like, I could put a hundred percent guarantee on that one. Never playing it again. God, you're going to get invited one day to play. Yeah. You're going to be like, I got my red and black on Saturday. You're going to be playing on a Sunday.

She, what's the course record? The other way. 250. There you go. What's the course record for four days? Yeah. Make me play it once. All right.

We'll call them. Thank you, man. This has been a lot of fun. Appreciate you stopping by and we're rooting for you. Oh, good luck in the Olympics. Yeah. Thank you. Yes.

Team USA. But I wouldn't. I'm rooting for America, but I wouldn't be. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do we love America or hate Bryson? I hate Bryson. Oh, America. I love America.

Yeah, no, if you guys lose and it's Bryson's fault, it's way better than us winning. Here, here, here's what I'll give you. Here is what I'll give you. Here's what I'll give you. There's no team award for Team USA or the golf. Like it's individual. It's all individual.

I'm representing Team USA. All right, so I'm rooting for you. All right, all right. I'm rooting for you to be number one. There we go. And I want Bryson to embarrass our country. All right, sweet. I'll do my part.

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BetterHelp.com slash PMT. Okay, let's wrap up. We got a few segments we're going to do real quick. We're going to talk some college baseball. NC State got screwed. Wolf Packer, my national championships, champions, they actually did a parade, and they had everyone come to the stadium,

and they said, we're the national champs. If UCF can do it, why can't NC State? Yeah, just hang a banner. If I ran a college, it doesn't matter what I'm competing in. I just, I find all the different championships that either didn't happen for one reason or other, and I find an excuse to claim all of them. So shout out NC State.

I mean, it is a very NC State thing to happen. Knowing just how cursed they are, they actually give the state of Minnesota a run for their money in terms of how cursed the Wolf Pack has been in like the last 40 years. Yes. Oh, Breaking Moose. You got Breaking Moose?

Go ahead, Hank. Following up from our conversation before the interview, Clippers assistant Chauncey Phillips has just reached a five-year agreement to become the new coach of the Portland Trailblazers, per woge. Oh, wow. By the way, we really missed a huge moment in PMT history.

It happened on Friday, but Nebraska athletic director Bill Moose retired. Then we got tagged a lot in that. It would have been incredible. That was huge. If that had happened during a show. Literally, Bill, M-O-O-S. All right, back to college baseball.

So Mississippi State, that was an incredible game. Walk off to get to the national title. I do think that Vandy is probably going to win because they have the rest. Like that part of it sucks. It sucks for NC State, they got kicked out, but also kind of sucks for Mississippi State because Vandy didn't have to use lighter on Saturday.

So now they're all rested, ready to roll for the national title. There's always an element of that in college baseball. I don't know what your little league situation was like, but in my league, it was like, if you have one of two guys, you're going to be in the national, or you're going to be in the area championship

every single year because they're like that much better. In college baseball, it's like, if you have the pitcher, if you have that pitcher, then you're going to do pretty well. And so the, I think it starts, what is it? Tuesday, Wednesday? I'm not sure exactly what it starts. I am in Washington. It has been awesome though.

It's really going to be a battle of like the unstoppable force versus the annoying object of the cowbells against the whistling guy. Yeah. And Vandy versus Mississippi State. Like those, hey, would you believe those two teams are in the same conference? Do they speak the same language?

Yeah, not really. They couldn't be more opposite. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday is the three game series. So we're starting it right up Monday, ready to roll. I'm excited. Who are you rooting for? I'm rooting for Mississippi State

because I know that they're not going to win. So I can say I was rooting for Mississippi State. I feel like they should schedule, you know, it shouldn't count as a championship, but they should schedule whoever wins their first series against NC State. NC State? And why, what's the stock?

There's got to be something. There's got, I know like they can say whatever they want. They can give them whatever accolades they want, but there's got to be some type of closure. Some type of closure for the players. So that really is like heartbreaking. And they beat lighter, but like then that one nothing game. So it's not, it's not a situation where you're like,

oh, Vandy would have won anyway. No, no, no. They, NC State has, they were one in one, they were one in one against Vandy in these college world series playoffs. And like that's, we needed it. We needed it. So what's to stop rigs from scheduling a one game

in C State against Vandy in golf? Yes. I like golf tournament. A women's golf tournament. Women's golf tournament between NC State and Vandy. We should do it. For the college world series. Let them play rigs.

For the title. Come on. Do it. Also shout out the college world series, Twitter account, NCAA for dropping the news at 2am on Saturday morning. And then also tweeting about a record crowd at Omaha on Saturday night after telling one team

they had to go home because of COVID. Because of COVID. Yeah. That was, that was a bad chef's kiss. Bad visual. Beautiful. You know what? Read the room.

Yeah. Yeah. Read the room. We had, what else do we have? Oh, should we talk a little F1? I mean, Red Bull's on fire. That's pretty much it. Ever since Christian Horner came on part of my take,

it's like they can't, they can't be stopped. Ain't no stopping Max for stopping. Oh, someone had a better one. Someone had a better one. Ain't no topping Max for stopping. Fuck, it was, I think I retweeted it. Someone had a great saying that we need to start using for stopping.

We're not Red Bull guys, but we'll take credit for it. I'm like kind of becoming a Red Bull guy. You can't because they're good. That's the thing big head is I don't root for any good teams. None of the teams that I like are any good at anything. And also if you haven't won a championship in like, you know, 10 years, how good can you be? I've, yeah, exactly.

We're perennially- As long as you know who he is, it's fine. That's why I did Ferrari because it's like I, I, they're not good. They're not good. But all time. Right. That's why I did it so I can be like, hey, history.

Yeah, every 27 rings, bro. Every driver thinks of being that red car. Everyone. Everyone does. So you, yeah, you are like becoming a Yankees fan. Ferrari with me. It's fun because the Ferrari, I heard on the street that Ferrari is going to be awesome.

I like winners. I want guys that know how to win. People keep saying. Of course the new regulations and some shit. So we'll get in now and then we look like geniuses. Okay. Just saying, just saying. If that might just be big Ferrari though.

That could be big for you. You're hearing the rumors from, from illegitimate sources. I'll tell you what, my effort. Like it's such a classic car thing. Oh yeah. We're actually just punning on this year. We're just gearing our car up for next year. Yeah.

You're buying it hook, line and sinker. This guy's Mr. Mr. Irish. Goodbye. How did he get this Twitter handle? What a great Twitter handle. He said, I call him max averse to stopping. People go nuts.

I think that's right. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah. Maximum not maximum, maximum no stopping. Yeah. That's, I mean, that's pretty good. Yeah.

So, uh, yeah. F1. I don't know. They're playing. They're on the same track next week, which is kind of weird, but I actually like it. What do you mean as what? They're just, they're not traveling.

Oh, they're doing a double dip. Yeah. It's a double header. They said at the end they're like, yeah, usually they'd be packing up here, but they're not. Okay. So, go do it again. So, run it back.

That probably means good things for Red Bull, right? Yeah. No pressure, Max. Yeah. No pressure, but a lot of pressure. My F1, my F1 fandom is officially up for sale. Come to Ferrari. I'm leaning Ferrari.

Just because, I'm a Danny guy. Also, we can wear the Ferrari. Yeah. I think, I think, I got a route for a drive or not for a team. Yes. So, I have Ferrari as a team and Danny as my driver, Daniel. Okay. As my driver.

I like, I like Daniel, but I also, I think I like Max. If they're P1, if they're P1 and P2, big guy, who you ready to take the checker flag? No, I take that back. I don't like Max. I like Nicholas Latifi, the billionaire's son. That's Lance Stroll, you mean? Yes. Uh-huh.

Lance Stroll. Lance Stroll, the other one. Yes. Drives for Williams. Yes. Lance Stroll, I love. No, Aston Martin now. Alfa Romero.

This has been really good. No, no, they changed. Wait, no, no. No, it is Aston Martin. It is Aston Martin. It is Aston Martin. But he's still the billionaire's son that only has a job because of his dad. Yes, yes, yes.

I think it's. He's actually not a bad driver, but yes, he is. There was a moment in the drive to survive where he was like, yeah. You know, it's a lot of hard work to get here. He's like, what? No. It's kind of bullshit actually that just, that because your dad's rich, it doesn't make you faster. It should make you faster.

It should make you superhuman. Yes. And they were asking for it to be. So, I'm buying low on whatever the fuck, what's his name? Okay, I like that. Lance Stroll. And then just going after everyone who's like, he just got a job because his dad's like, no, he's actually really good.

Yeah, he's good. He's a great driver. He earned, earned not given Lance Stroll. Yes. Okay. I like that. All right. You had to stay woke, Hank.

Well, yeah, I mean, this was, yeah, I had to stay woke. France. Tour de France started on Saturday. Technically the Tour de France. Tour de France. You got to say it that way. The Tour de France. And I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know how far into the race was maybe a hundred yards. There was a lady with a sign who a driver ran into the sign. I, I did look, reviewed the footage because they're saying they're going to sue this lady. Like Tour de France is trying to sue this lady. She wasn't really standing in the street. Her sign was over the line, but she wasn't there. Like she was standing in the street now looking at the cameras.

Her feet were technically not in the street. They were close, but the sign was definitely over the edge. A, a racer, biker runs in the sign, falls over, turns into like a, I don't even know, 150 person pile up. Absolute disaster. This person looks like they're dead in the still, still picture that I'm looking at here. Absolute disaster. My stay woke though.

My stay woke was that this is on day one race one. I don't mean to laugh, but that's funny. You fell off your bike going like 10 miles an hour. Everyone has done that. Yeah, but they're locked in. That's where it's like they get fucked. Yeah, but we've all fallen off our bikes. Sucks.

You scrape your knee. You scraped your knee. I saw a kid fucking break his arm last week, Hank. My, my stay woke was that this was on day one, you know, whatever. Series one of the tour de France. Now everyone's talking about the tour de France. Stage. Did they do this on purpose?

Were they like, you know, let's, let's, let's make a big step on the very beginning because it's fucking a hundred days. You can make up the time. Yeah. And then everyone's gonna be. I paused it too. Yeah. I, I'm actually in on this with you.

If it was like the, if it was like, you know, whatever, stage 12 or some shit, that'd be a different story. But if it's like, this was the very beginning of the entire thing. Like, yeah, there needs to, which one of these bicyclists is the billionaire son that gets to drive the, is there somebody, can you earn? Can you just get placed onto a team and, and, and, uh, whatever the fuck this is. I'm sure there is. The sign actually says, you know what the sign said?

Something like grandma and grandpa or something. Yeah. It was a mixture of French and German on the sign, which is, it seems very lazy to me by the people that were staging this. Well, no, you don't know who to blame. You don't know who to blame. Yeah. It's, it's a nationless crime.

That's what I'm saying. So it's like, it seems almost too perfect. Yeah. Alley-o-p-o-me, which means come on grandpa, grandma. Interesting. And, uh, yeah, I don't think anybody got seriously injured, right? Although this guy does have blood coming out of his mouth. Very funny.

I mean, they're bikers. They're bicyclists. We're banging chains, guys. Yeah. Okay. I had one last thing before we get to Billy. I had a question for you guys. So I went out to dinner on Saturday night before the water dogs game and watched them

just fucking suck and they're the worst team ever. I was walking out of dinner and a guy came up to me and he's like, hey, big cat, big fan. And he's like, I work in finance. Here is a stock that's going to pop off because you've given me so many winners. I wanted to give you this. And I thought to myself, I've, I've never given a winner out. Like I don't give winners out. So is he trolling me?

He's fucking you. Yeah. Should I take the stock or no? No, I don't think that you should. He's, because big cat, there's absolutely, one of two things is going on. He looked like a finance guy. Yeah. Yeah.

One of two things is going on. Would you wear a vest? No, but he had slick back hair. He looked, he looked like a finance guy. Okay. One of two. A white or blue collar shirt. I was blue like checkers.

Yeah. Like stripes, blue stripes. Either he knew that you have never given him a winner and he's like giving you a fake tip. Correct. That could be one opportunity. The other is that he really doesn't know what he's doing in the world of finance, which is why he's sharing a real successful stock tip with a stranger out in the open. So I think either way.

I was thinking also there could be a third, a third scenario is that he's just been fading me. So I have been giving him winners. So should I fade him and short the stock? Maybe. Little tit for tit. Maybe he took the David Montgomery over in that game when he had the run. The run. Maybe that's.

That's true. And this is the tip. That was the winner. This is the stock. He's only been betting NBA Christmas Day unders. That's it. Fuck. I'll tell you after.

I'm not going to tell it out loud. What's, what type of a stock is it? I couldn't figure, I looked it up and it's, it's all kinds of weird shit. Okay. Sounds like a couple articles and they're buying some shit and like who knows. This is a lucrative opportunity. I am the, the dumbest person when it comes to finance. I don't understand how any of this shit.

No, it's Google that stock with Google. Turns out I'm pretty dumb when it comes to cryptocurrencies and owning stocks and securities. Because as I've been saying that I'm holding on to my doge until a year comes up, which was early July. So I could sell it and not get the capital gains tax that you get if you sell it before year. Turns out I've just been extremely wrong about that. And capital gains is not charged at all the same when it comes to cryptos. I would imagine.

So it's like I've lost myself about $40,000 in the last two months. Okay. Waiting for, waiting for July to come up. Now you just wait even longer. Yeah, exactly. Now I, now I hold. What do they say? Waiting is the hardest part, right?

Tom Petty. Let nobody say that I don't have diamond hands. Yeah. You have accidental diamond hands. Fucking diamond hands. All right, Billy, wrap us up. So the changes the NBA made to the backboards after Shaq was breaking them is they instituted breakaway rims and they steel enforced basically the whole backboard.

The stanchion, right? Yeah. So you can still, you can break the rim though, which is. But it comes off easier. Yeah. That's great. And there's also a technical foul for breaking the rim nowadays. That's bullshit.

So I think, yeah. Well, Boogie, yeah, you get two rims, two technical fouls. What do they announce a technical foul? He was too awesome. The water dogs in their game. These are a couple of points where they need to improve. Shooting. Shooting.

They shot 27 times where the archers shot 44. Thank you. So I actually know 29 times versus 42 shots. So they got outshot. This is what I'm saying, Billy. Am I like, I'm not, I don't know lacrosse. I obviously don't know anything about it. But just, I think they like coming into it without knowing anything,

just watching it and being like, why aren't we more aggressive shooting? And they got out hoovered on ground balls 27 to 44. Is that an actual ground balls? No, out hoovered. Is that a vacuum? Is that war and vacuum? I know. I know.

But is that something you came up with? Or does everyone say that? I know guys who get a lot of ground balls are called hoovers. Okay. All right. No, that might just be my terminology. Because I love that. I think that's a great analytics.

Like the Hoover antelope. I think I just came up with a strategy for how the water dogs. It's kind of opposite what you're saying though, big cat. If we get out to like a shoot. If you say shoot less, I'm going to kill you. A two nothing lead? I'm going to kill you like I'm going to kill the dogs. And then I feel like lacrosse would be the easiest sport in the world to play.

No, the shot clock. To play keeper. Oh, okay. Yeah. All right. You were on to something though. You were on to something. Without a shot clock, you were absolutely right.

About like three years ago, that's what they used to do. I would have been the greatest coach in the history of lacrosse three years ago. Before the shot clock. You were almost there because it actually would absolutely work. It sucks. This is the sport of the future. If this was a sport of the present, I would be three years ahead of everybody. They need better slide packages and stop laying their goalie.

Just get totally shot up. Okay. Slide packages like defense. Got it. Okay. I'm not worried about defense. I don't give a fuck about defense. Just score.

We need if the water dogs lose. Al Davis. Right. If the water dogs lose 23 to 22, I won't be mad. I really won't. It's when we lose and we score eight fucking points. How do you score eight points in a lacrosse game? I could score eight points in a lacrosse game.

Al Davis of lacrosse. Just throw it towards the hoop. The sign that said go grandpa, go grandma with a mixture of French and German would probably point to Switzerland. The Swiss both use French and German dialects. There it is. I don't trust the Swiss. Yeah.

The Swiss are always being neutral. They're in it for themselves. Exactly. So who knows if they had any sort of sway. Well, that's a great country if you're like, which we're going to plant this sign. What country is no one going to get mad at? Switzerland.

A neutral one. And it's the golden jacket, right? We know that Swiss, they like to take care of the German's gold. A new cool lacrosse name for Jake. Marsh, marshland. Marshes are like, but it's even chiller than a marsh. A bog. A swamp.

Swamp. So he's the swamp land? Swamp thing. Yeah. Swamp thing. Jake's swamp. Cake swamp. Cake swamp.

Cake swamp. That's good. Cake swamp sounds like a fucked up porn site. I like it though. Cake swamp. Just swamp bass. Damplips.com. Shout out James Brown.

No animal fact today, but just Google a shoe bill stork and let us know what it's at. What happens? Just exactly. Google. I'm going to do it right now. Damp. Damp.

Marsh. What is it? A shoe bill stork. I'm going to Google cake swamp. What are these things? Legit dinosaurs. Holy fuck. Not actually legit dinosaurs.

Oh, there's such a thing called Louisiana swamp cake. It looks delicious. Did they put a little baby in it? No, it's just an ass. People really don't talk about that enough. It's the shape of an ass. Just put little babies. Just bake it.

Yeah. They stopped doing that. Oh, they did? Yeah. Why? Should they run out of babies? I also think they should standardize a sticky substance for MLB players.

Like they use the mud on the balls. So like maybe not spider tack, but like pine Tars legal. Didn't there was a knuckleballer that got checked for like some for a substance that increased spin rate. He's like, yeah, sure. Go ahead, please. Check all my shit. All right.

Ready? Six nine. Nine fifty eight. Give me eight. Eighteen. Roger Bennett on Wednesday. Soccer. Give me an eight.

Sixty six ineligible. Seventy. Jake. One off. Stats. First timer. All right. Wow.

Good job. Seventy. That's back to back first timers. Love you guys. I'm eating rap music one on one. And I'm qualified to teach it. Sit down fast. I'll teach you something.

Sit down. Let's get seated. Go ahead and I feel like I'm in this time. It's cute. But then they didn't. Yeah. Ain't going to hit it. I like the dentist.

So you don't talk to our finish. Make a video. Cool. Bennett. Got a clinic. Go here. A sentence. Play dad.

I make tickets. Step me on down to her. And just try to sit down. Tremendous. Better pay me. Shut it. Go my hands. Why shoot shots?

I ain't missing. Shoot some sauce like pivot. You can pick it. I got Paul like to spin it. Talking bout them videos. You stick me. I might just send it. Pull up a full whip.

And they'll win those all back. Yeah. She adds up to this day. So we pulled off. If I'm mad. Shawty. I ain't playing. Notice.

And I'll add. Yeah. Nessa. Got C.I. You need to pay back. Damn. I said your first name. And I said your last.

You tried to kill me. Lemon is going to be the past. To fill in where you work. Dawson you got bad. Go on by the crowbar. Shawty. Go and pay me back. Hey.

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