Pardon My Take - Poker Legend Daniel Negreanu + Mount Rushmore Of Flavors

Episode Date: July 11, 2018

France has advanced and we talk a little soccer including Ronaldo running away from Messi and who gets the team of destiny tag (2:21 - 9:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron and his Blaze Pizzas and PFT is staring at dude's legs (9:17 - 23:29). Mt Rushmore of Flavors (23:29 - 33:53). Poker Legend Daniel Negreanu joins the show to talk about the professional poker life, the time he was bet 550,000 dollars he couldn't shoot an 80 at a golf course within a year, and the time his friend lost a bet saying he could eat 1,000 dollars worth of McDonalds in 36 hours (33:53 - 62:11) . Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, the debut of our newest segment "Good job getting the 12 kids out of that Thai cave" and Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! Century Magnifico. Ha ha ha ha ha! The French Football Team. Puzzle Baguette.

Ha ha ha ha! Parlevo Yellow Card. And that was talking soccer. So France is in the finals. Did you watch the game? I watched the highlights of the game. Okay. That's fine.

There were very few. It was very exciting for the first half. It was actually one of those rare games where, as a true soccer fan, you watch it and it's 0-0, and you're like, that was actually still exciting. And then France scored, and they wasted so much time at the end of the game. Mbappe, who is the breakout star of the tournament. So he's gonna get paid like a... How does that work?

$150 million? $150 quid transfer fee? Billions, yeah. Tons of money. The extra fees are awesome. People actually kind of turn on him, though, because he did an all-time, time-wasting move at the end of the game where it was like a throw-in for Belgium, and he just took the ball and started dribbling away.

Like, running away from the game. I like it. You know what I've really come to respect about soccer players is how much they just fucking hate referees, and how much they just try to get under their skin, even in the dumbest of circumstances. So if the ball goes out of bounds, they'll do this thing where they run like 20 yards up the field with the ball, and just take a meaningless 20 yards and then like throw it in backwards, just to piss the ref off, and like challenge and be like, you won't

call me on this. Yeah, or they do the... They basically... Soccer players have this knack where they look like when you were like five years old and you were in the pool, or maybe you had to go to bed, and you just move as slow as possible when a team is up, and they sub someone, they're just dragging their feet. They literally look like a five-year-old being like, hey, all right, enough cartoons, you gotta go to bed, and just like taking every single step so slowly, going up taking

45 minutes to go up the stairs, just so you can stay up a little past your bedtime. That's soccer players. They also usually try to sub for the guy that's like as far away from center field as possible. It doesn't matter if they want that guy to come out or not. And I always love it when like the wrong dude starts coming out, he's like, oh, it's not me. Yeah. You gotta do the hug.

Say, toi. Yeah, they do the big hug. They do like, you know, you gotta do a cross, you gotta cross yourself up, you gotta do everything, you gotta jump over the line, you gotta do a little sprint, and then you can go in. Uh-huh, that's how it works. That's how it works in soccer. Um, I did watch like a few clips of the game.

I wanted to watch the game, but I couldn't today. We're practicing for a pup punk. Uh-huh. Come out to Irving Plaza on Thursday, shameless plug. Yep. Rock your face off. I was actually gonna- You don't have a face, bring your ass.

Rock that off too. I actually had you on my hot seat, but we can talk about it now. Hot seat you. No, wait. Because you have to perform in front of 11th, 1100 people. That's fine. So go to Irving Plaza Thursday night, it's gonna be an awesome show. I've listened to pup punk practice, and they're sick, they're dope.

Thank you. That's what the kids are saying, right? Uh, but yeah, so France is in the final, and we will find out if it's England or Croatia. I wanna say England, but I mean, the Croats, they're nice and scrappy. I like them. Yeah, they are. Yeah. The English team looks like the Croats with a shower.

Well, the Croats have a golden generation going. Belgium also had a golden generation, so we're 0 for 1 on golden generations in the semifinals. Is there a golden generation of destiny? Who's the team of destiny? I think it's Croatia, right? No, England beat Russia. England's the team of- no, Croatia is a golden generation. England is a team of destiny.

France is the up and comers. Okay. France is actually, they're talking about possible dynasty. Well, so France- They haven't won anything. It might be too soon for these kids. Yeah. The moment might be too big for them.

Absolutely. They don't have the experience. Did you hear about him bopping? England has a lot of experience in losing big games, so I kinda like them to lose this one to Croatia. I like how, like, scraggly the Croatian players are. They just have that element of a little bit of slime to them, and England, it's like they try too hard not to be slimy.

I've turned the corner on what's the Gether Southgate in his three-piece suit that we saw at lunch. Is that you? That's Deli Greenberg. Knock, knock, knock. I just think Croatia's gonna be a little bit too slimy for the Brits to grab onto. Mbappe. I appreciate Mbappe because- I'm probably saying his name, Mbappe.

Mbappe. Mbappe. Yeah. Mbappe. Oh, that's a good one. Real live for that, Hank? No. Okay.

That's kinda taken the shine away from Jason Tatum, and everyone just saying Jason Tatum's 19 over and over. He's a teeny mbappe. Yeah. I love when people just get on, like, can you believe he's 19? Uh-huh. He's 19. And Barthaz is playing an excellent tournament again.

Yeah. Griezmann. Yeah. 19. Mbappe is 19. Like, think about that, guys. He's 19. He's not even 20.

Do you think that if Croatia wins the World Cup that Russia's just gonna annex him, and just blame them? Now you're a Russian territory again? Yeah. I mean, they would have to go up against all those flares that people just hold in the square in Croatia, the one square they show, where I think the whole country's there. They just light themselves on fire. And everyone has a flare.

Yeah. And just thrown it around. Like, you see, I remember they were watching, I was watching it, I think it was the quarter finals, and some woman was like, can you get that flare out of my face? The guy's like, no, dude, it's flair time. Yeah. From what I know about Croatia, the entire country is either on fire or a beach. Yeah.

There's no image. It's a beautiful beach. It's a great beaches. Yeah. That's where they, your dumb stereotypes in your brain, wrong. That's where they have yacht week, too. You might recognize Croatia from all the pictures that fake Instagram models take one week every year.

I don't even think Instagram models go on yacht week anymore. Really? Is that passe? Well, because it's like such a suck and fuck fest that you like, you have to do that when you go there. Sounds awful there. More like Thought Week. Yeah.

Thought Week. That's where it shows up. We also had, I guess we're gonna just talk soccer because it's a soccer podcast now. We have Ronaldo going to Juventus. Thoughts. Juventus. Juventus. Yeah.

He's going to Juve. I think it's a good fit. Like you don't score goals in Serie A. Wait, he's going to Serie A. Serie A. Okay. So he's gonna go play soccer in Serie A. They don't score goals in that league, right? In Italy, it's just all about defense. So if he gets his one free kick a game, then his team's probably going to be pretty good.

So. Stands next to the goal. Stands next to the goal. Yeah. Boots it in. I guess that's good. Running for Messi's shadow. Spain's not big enough for the two of them.

Yeah. Barcelona. Barcelona and Real Madrid. All right. That was too much soccer. I do love the World Cup, but that was too much soccer. I don't know what you're going to talk about. Are you going to miss it?

I'm going to miss the World Cup. Well. Of course I'm going to miss it. I'm going to miss it. I'm also going to miss like having meaningful sports going on right now. Yeah. Yeah. Of course.

That's why I got invented Mount Rushmore. Let's actually. Let's swap it up though today. Let's kind of do a little hez-y-hey on the listeners. Let's do hot seat, cool throne. Then we'll do our Mount Rushmore. Okay. So PFT, you start.

You want me to go first? Yeah. I want you to go first. Chicks. Whoa. Nice. Chicks. Babes.

Women. Okay. Fee fees. That's what we call females now on the hot seat. Oh. The fees. The fees. Because Jerry.

Because Jerry O'Connell has a new show on Bravo. Right. It's called Real Men Watch Bravo. Okay. Wait. Jerry O'Connell. He's a fat kid from standby. Yes.

Yeah. I'm back. That was not really. That was 35 years ago. But yes. I know. That's exactly what I thought when I saw the name. He's hosting a show called Real Men Watch Bravo.

And it is going to feature only dudes talking about Bravo shows, talking about them in a manly way. Okay. So finally, there's a show on TV for guys. Yeah. It's called Very Cavalry where we can watch Jay Cutler be hilarious. Yeah. So the one channel that you could always count on to maybe not have a dude on it now has

a dude on it. Yes. I think we finally reached the quality now. Okay. Nice. So Chicks. We're also putting Future on the hot seat. Old Future?

Not the Future, but Future, the guy, the singer. Wait. Old Future? Or Future? Future. Well, Odd Future. Odd Future is a group. Yes.

Or Future. Future is an artist. Yes. Odd Future and Future? Now you're fucking with me. Now I'm thinking like, yeah, you're doing a whole space time continuum thing. Okay. Um, Future, the singer, rapper.

The Davias Cash is his real name. The Davias Cash. The Davias? The Davias Cash. Is there an apostrophe in there? Yes. Fuck yes. That's an awesome name.

Yeah. The Davias Cash is on the hot seat because Russell Wilson is absolutely killing the sexy dance game and dancing with Ciara. Yeah. I don't know if you saw the, is it the Kiki Challenge? Sure. Yeah. Um, so he did, he did a video with Ciara doing this little weird dance and he stole the show.

So you would think, oh, Ciara, she's a, you know, professional performer. She's got moves. False. Russell Wilson was in the background killing it. He did the thing that guys should usually stick to doing when you dance, which is like sway back and forth a little bit and then he just sat down. Yeah. And he started nodding his head.

Yeah. Seat dancing at a wedding is actually the best way to go. You just kind of move your arms a little, just never get out of your seat and you're like, yeah, I'm just, I don't want to get sweaty. Keep your eyes downfield. That's what Russell does. What is that song called? Kiki, do you love me?

Yeah. In my role and I said, I'm sorry. Oh, weird. It's another Drake song about like creeping on chicks. In my feelings. Oh, okay. That's called. It's a song that's like twice as slow as it should be and it doesn't showcase rapping.

Yeah. Talking about a chick that doesn't love him, that he's been stalking. Cool Drake. My cool throne is Elon Musk. Oh, yeah. Because his submarine didn't kill anybody. Okay. Those little baby submarines.

Yeah. The baby submarine didn't kill anybody. What a fucking dick. He should just fast forward and become Iron Man. That's what he wants to do. He wants to be Tony. What's his name? Tony Stark.

That's what he wants to do. He wants to be a shitty Tony. He wants to be Tony Stark on like Quailudes. We're going to get to the Thai stuff in segments, but just Elon Musk, shout out to whoever the guy was in Thailand who had to tell Elon Musk like, dude, we're trying to rescue kids. We're not trying to fucking like go to the moon in this tiny mini submarine, you idiot. Yeah. We're not trying to disrupt the cave dive rescue economy right now.

You see that he was like, I'm actually going to leave my mini sub behind in case they need it. In case someone else gets trapped in a cave. Another soccer team pictures down into the same cave. Yeah, into the cave that doesn't fit the mini sub that I created and named after the soccer team like a real asshole to really let people know that I'm an asshole. Get outta here. Elon Musk, he's like trying to start a rivalry against Jeff Bezos.

Yeah. That's what he's trying. He's like, he's Chris Ballard, the guy from the Colts, saying the rivalry's back on about the Patriots, but he's trying to pick a fight with Bezos and Bezos is like, dude, my robot dogs would just piss all over that. So they'd use that as a chew toy. Yeah. First rule about like harvesting everyone's brain.

Don't talk about it. Yeah. Like that's, it's pretty simple, Elon. We have a pretty thing, pretty good thing going. They're like six billionaires in the United States. And we have a pretty good thing going where people don't think we're totally evil yet, but you're out here fucking it up for everybody, Elon. What if Elon Musk was just like a really stupid guy that Jeff Bezos hired to do really stupid

things to get everyone off the scent of his robot dogs? I mean, that's a good point. I'm making a little too much sense. That's a very good point. Probably get killed by Bezos. Yeah. My next cool throne is Jerry Richardson. So Jerry Richardson's on the cool throne.

Yeah. Well, the Panthers officially got sold. I feel like that's been happening for like the last eight months, right? It's been sold like five times, but officially now I'm told that it's sold. And one note, not to be diddy, some, some nerd ass finance guy, obviously, Tapper, Tapper, Tapper, Tapper, Tapper. I don't know. Tapper.

John Taffer bought the Panthers. And one of the stipulations in the contract was the Panthers had to keep a statue up of Jerry Richardson. I like it. So they're keeping the statue up. They should just put jeans on the statue every Friday. Yeah. Absolutely.

Just have fun with it. Like some people are going to complain about it. If you just tell people that the statues of Dean Smith, no one's going to know the difference. Yeah. Or you could do like those googly eyes that like, you know, like in arts and crafts when you're a little kid and they had like the eyes that you put on a piece of paper. The googly eyes that go around. Yeah.

Just have that checking out all the chicks that walk by. Every chick that walks by in a pair of denim pants has the eyes followed them across the stadium. Jerry Richardson's eyes. Just going everywhere. Is that it? I can do one more. No.

Well, okay. Go ahead. Okay. My final cool throne is Staring at Dude's Legs. Oh, that's real relatable. It's back. And it's also on the cool throne because Eli Manning. Just chicks are on the hot seat and dudes legs are on the cool throne.

No. No. I didn't say dudes legs. I said staring at dudes legs is on the cool throne because Eli Manning says he doesn't often stare at another man's legs. I guess he stares at his own legs. But he said that he can't help but notice when Seyquan Barkley is walking around that his quads are the size of Eli Manning's whole upper body.

Did you see Eli Manning got rated the 36th best quarterback in Madden this year? So awesome. That's great. He just keeps going down and down and down. And he's going to play for another seven years. Yeah. Absolutely. Seyquan Barkley, not to go fantasy fuck boys on you guys, bye, bye, bye.

That's he's a sleeper. Big time sleeper. You're not going to believe it. Big time. Workhorse. Hank, go ahead. My hot seat. I have a few.

I hope that's all right. My first one is LeBron James credibility. So he's already kind of known as a fraud for leaving Cleveland twice and just decimating that entire franchise. But today he took it a step further. His own company, Blazepizza, put on a pizza party for him coming to LA, a celebration where they said between two and five we'll give out free pizzas at all our LA Blazepizza locations.

Prime lunching hour. Seyquan tweeted, have him into a pizza party in a minute with a thinking emoji. And then he said Culver City question mark with the eyes emoji, which made people think that he was going to the Culver City location. People waited in line for four hours. He never showed up. His wife put up an Instagram of him just sitting on a, on a donut pool float that said, Donut kill my vibe.

Woo. So you know what it was though? They were just smoking Kobe out. They were just trying to find where like where the bomb was or the sniper for Culver City blaze pizza. I mean, everybody likes a pizza party. Right? What is LeBron James doing out in LA that's cooler than, I can't imagine there's anything

else going on in LA that's better than showing up to a pizza party. No, absolutely not. Free pizza. Well, he's paying for the pizza. Well, how does that work? Because he owns the pizza establishment, right? We made Revelle to figure that out. Yeah.

So technically he's making money because as we've established, if you give away enough product, we're talking about it right now. We're giving him free fucking advertising on this show. By the way, this skip like had the greatest tweet. He's he said, dear LeBron, you can't buy the love of true longtime Laker fans by giving away pizza from the chain in which you own a reported 40 million steak. You have to earn their love on the court. No meltdowns.

No quote marks. Cramping. Yeah. Let's get, yeah. Let's get back to the cramp game, but it's not even cramps. It's what is, what was he really doing? Because it's quotes cramping. Well, it was a heat wave in Los Angeles this week, so there was a hundred degrees out there.

He probably couldn't make it outside. Oh, I want to see like some story about how like, you know, people had to be displaced from their homes, but LeBron's electricity bill was through the, through the roof. That actually is why there's been, that's why the grid failed, because LeBron finally showed up and was just playing music and Instagram, storing themselves. Nope. You know what it was? It was LeBron James' wine cooler.

This wine cellar they had, has to keep those reds at a perfect 50 degrees Fahrenheit, zapped all the electricity. Yeah. The way to go, the way to go LeBron, way to make a good first impression. You know who else was famous for having pizza parties, by the way? Who? Hillary Clinton. Oh, and?

John Podesta. Roger Gordell. The pizza maps. Yeah. My other hot seat, I have a few others. Gordon Hayward. Jeez. He had a girl he put up an Instagram video, one of those reveals, where they like, reveal

the gender of their next kid. He already has two girls and this one was another girl and he was probably the saddest person I've ever seen. So angry. That's like a hundred millionaire. So what you're saying is chicks are on the hot seat? The, yeah. Okay.

Too many of them in the Hayward household. Yeah. But the, the line, daddy's always happy was, we'll put this in right here. Whoa. It's a girl. I'm out. Whoa. You want a girl?

Pretty. You were right. Is daddy happy? Daddy's always happy. But it was so good because he was so, so angry. Hands on his hips. I don't understand why they put that up. I don't either.

Yeah. Maybe they thought it was funny or maybe Gordon thought he hit it well. Like no, I played it off cool. Yeah. I'll tell you who's not happy about this. Oh, she probably didn't know until people started saying it. Yeah. Like she was probably like, wait a second.

Why are people not happy? Actually, he's not happy. Papa's got to be pissed about this too. That's just one fewer potential viewer. And then my last hot seat was lip fillers. So Kylie Jenner got rid of her lip fillers. What? Lip, lip fillers.

Lip. They're like, you know, Kylie Jenner, they like make your lips bigger, like kind of like Botox, but they're called lip fillers. Okay. And so Kylie Jenner was like, the person, the person that, yeah, she had them and everyone got them. And then she took her's out and everyone was like, oh, what the fuck? So all lips are small now.

But so lip fillers are on the hot seat. Do you think lips out? Yes. Okay. Are butts still in? As of right now, yes. I need to know what I need to be attracted to. Butts will definitely go out at some point.

Yeah. Like you know there'll be a point where Kim Kardashian and all the Kardashians take the butts. I don't know if you can, I don't know if you can, I don't know if you can un-inject the butt out. Oh, you can do anything with that kind of butt. You can suck it out. I didn't know the lip fillers thing was the thing.

Just get Kylie with it with a straw. They'll just say you get that butt cleaned up. Gabby Union over there. Yeah. Just suck that all the butt out of her. Gabby Union in a garden hose. Yeah. We can get this cleaned up.

That butt is no more. And then my cool throne is street ball crossovers and dunks. So it's the time of the NBA year when all the NBA players play in these like random leagues across the country and they just have these like crazy like 60 point games or crazy dunks from the whole crowd just runs on the floor after. Yeah. But there's a bunch. There's something in New York or something in LA.

Yeah. So those are on the cool throne. So just cool dunks are on the cool throne. Can I say something that that might be I don't know. It's not a hot take. I'm just like I don't need the NBA summer league. I don't need it in my face. I the NBA gets like 10 months now.

I can take a break. Like give me a little bit of a break from the NBA. I love the NBA. I love basketball. It's my second favorite sport. But like I just I don't need to talk about every single thing that happens in the NBA summer league. I also think it's a bit of a stretch to call it a league because it lasts for what like

two weeks. Yeah. It's just rookies. Yeah. It's getting they're doing with the NFL when like Cuban said you know hogs pigs get fat hogs go to slaughter. Yeah. I feel like the NBA is way too in our face.

Wait like just chill like did the free agency July 1st let us have July August get ready for football. All right. Putting the NBA on the hot seat then just say yeah I guess I am because it actually works with my other hot seat is summer because I don't know if you guys have started it yet but it happened to me last night. I was sitting on the couch and I started thinking about Saturday morning and the camera going over college game day to set and I was just like oh fuck yeah it's got to get here soon.

Yeah. It's got to get here soon. Last week I looked at the schedule and it said like less than a month until training game starts. You're in a you're in a low percentage of people that I think don't like the summer no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I like the summer no I don't love it I don't I said I like I don't love I like I like the summer but I love football and I don't I mean I don't think it's I think I'm in a high percentage

of men that right around this time you start daydreaming about football. I'm starting to daydream about football a little I like close my eyes and I think about Illinois playing Purdue at 11 o'clock and Beth Moans being like there's another punt this is perfect. Well here's how the schedule goes for me in the summer it's like all or nothing comes out on Amazon so I blow through that then last chance you comes out and I blow through that and then hard knocks is there and once hard knocks gets there it's on. Yes.

And it's too hot. No. It's too hot. It's nice. I love it. It's too hot. You just go outside and stare at men's legs. We talked about this.

I think it was like one of our first podcasts I like I can't I'm like a big dog big dogs in the summer they don't work like once the fall comes around I get my I get my energy back I start running around all crazy watching football right now I just want to lay on like a bed of ice like that bulldog picture just chill out all right my cool throne is actually me because I got my third jury duty notice that I've ignored and so I've decided the solution is to just like pretend it doesn't exist so I'm good. That works like I was I was thinking about fighting it for a little bit and being like all right maybe I'll do this maybe I'll but you know what serenity now like I'm just I'm

just not going to worry about jury duty by the way 12 angry men would be a great name for a show in Bravo. So if you're listening program is out there that's true. Yeah. Jerry O'Connell Jerry O'Connell Jerry O'Connell Jerry O'Connell and then E for Matt Rush. Yeah. That's a pretty good show right there.

Should we do Mount Rushmore flavors. Let's do it. This one is this one's going to be a little contentious I think because yeah give us the definition for them for what is a flavor Hank. Flavor is defined as the distinctive taste of a food or drink. OK. Let's do it. All right.

So how do we want to go. Snake or snake. We always do snake now. We get snake. OK. Why don't you go for a snake. OK. We'll go with Hank.

Big cat me. OK. Oh first flavor. Yes. Cold beer. That's a good one. All right. Let's go to mine.

OK. I'll go. I had that as well. Red meat. OK. Cooked. Guys being. Well.

Medium air plus. Yeah. Medium air plus buddy. You see. You guys threw up my. No but that but but but meat is cooked to a certain flavor now red meat. I'm going to allow. Red meat is a flavor.

Yeah. Red meat counts. You know what red meat you. Mm hmm. You can have jerky red meat like this. It's red meat. Mm hmm. It's America.

Don't try to fucking flavor. Don't flavor fact check me. All right. You guys threw off my strategy because I was just going to do my entire list of stadium foods because that went over so well. Yeah. You're going to hold on to the glory even though you've been like over five. I was going to.

I was just going to repeat those but my first one I'm going to go with chocolate peanut butter combo. Mm hmm. That's good. That's good. I feel like that was actually a very credit to us. Back on the who's back and hot seat and cool throne credit to us that was a very strong first round by us.

Very very very strong. I will say that sometimes it can get a little dry if you get a if you get a bad big good. That's chocolate peanut butter combo. It can turn. It can turn south pretty quick. Yeah. But so fake Reese's are trash.

Any. Any Reese's knock off. Oh yeah. Mm hmm. All right. Ever had a hydrox? No. Fuck that.

That's yeah. My second one is going to be a Coke Slurpee. Ooh. Interesting. Coke Freezy. Where's my Coke Freezy? Yeah. That's interesting.

Are you saying it's bad? No. I'm saying. What's the difference between a Coke Freezy and an ice cold Coke? They're pretty similar. So I'm kind of double dipping on that one. Okay. I know it's interesting because I thought that you would take this one.

How about some buffalo sauce? Yeah. That was going to be my third. That's your thing. Mm hmm. I just let me left it open. I wouldn't Coke Freezy not on my list. Okay.

Could have saved it. All right. I'll go mint chocolate chip. Mm hmm. And riptide rush. Mm hmm. Okay. Not a huge riptide rush guy.

Yes. Your commitment to choosing one Gatorade flavor. Okay. The only Gatorade flavor. See, I would have said blue Gatorades and then you get several underneath that umbrella. Mm hmm. But the only good one is the light blue one. No.

The white one. The white one. No. Yeah. We've had this conversation. That was another mouth rush one. That's a good thing about Gatorades. They just toss the word white in front of other flavors and it's a new flavor like white

cherry. Yeah. White cherry. Kind of like wheat. Yeah. Great. I'll fucking, guess what, it will get you so mellow that you'll sit on your couch. Mm hmm.

Like Cali Kush. And purple elephant. All right. I will go with, I'm going to go with cookies and cream. Okay. Cookies and cream. Great flavor. Okay.

That's a really good one. All right. I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with Cool Ranch. Mm hmm. Love. Good. Love a good Cool Ranch flavor. Good call.

Yeah. That's a delight. And there's nothing like it out in the wild. You can't. Yeah. I would, yeah. I'd say that's true. It is manufactured.

It's a completely synthetic flavor. Slim Jim's. I'd say it's the best synthetic flavor. Yeah. That's been created ever. And then for my last one, I'm going to go with nachos. Ooh. Nachos.

Yes. Now is that nacho cheese or nachos is a food? Nachos is not flavored. Nachos is not flavored. I think that's a smell. The distinctive taste of a food or drink. Okay. All right.

So we're getting... You know what? I'm going to allow it because my fourth is a little bit different too. Okay. So you just back me up here. What about love? Well, the flavor of love. The flavor of love.

Here was my fourth. The taste of victory. Mm. That's a great flavor in my mouth. The flavor in your mouth. The last one to love. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is like chess.

Why don't you take your hand off the piece? So taste of victory is my last one. That's strong. My last one, I will go with Baja Blast. Mm. Now, so that was our Mount Rushmore. Let's do some honorable mentions, but we are shocked that you didn't do Barbecue Falo. Ooh.

Don't even think about that. You want to tell everyone what Barbecue Falo is? Barbecue Falo probably should be an invented sauce at this point. It's when you take barbecue sauce and buffalo sauce and you combine them. For all... You know, I might be a little sauce when it comes to the hot wings. Like, I don't like them too hot, but I like the flavor. So you put a little barbecue sauce on it and masks the hotness of the buffalo sauce, but

you can still get the distinct taste. Okay. Fuck. All right. You know, I should put that on. We actually talked about doing it first. One of us doing it first because we thought for sure you were going to do a good thing. We didn't.

So Baja Blast is... I agree with you. That's a good choice. It's such a great flavor. And you know what? They might have tricked us. It might not be that great of a flavor, but the fact that you can only get it at Taco Bells, it makes it scarier.

It makes you want it more. Because Hank, actually, people forget Hank drank Baja Blast before anyone in America did. Years before. Thank you for your service on that. You're welcome. It was delicious. I approved it.

Yeah, you did. You were overstepping. You invented it. You invented Baja Blast. What else did we miss? I had Snicker Doodle. Snicker Doodle's pretty good. It's not Mal Rushmore for me, but it's a good flavor.

Watermelon. Mm-hmm. Always good watermelon. Just grape stuff. Yep. Just grape in general. Maple syrup. Mm-hmm.

That's a good one. Breakfast sausage. Ooh. That's a great fucking flavor. That is. I'm spot the lie. But only because of the maple syrup. Well, no, because you can have spicy breakfast sausage, or you can have the maple-saged breakfast

sausage, which is what you're talking about. Both are great. Well, no, I like the spicy, and then you have a little maple syrup, because you're also eating pancakes. Mm-hmm. You can put that all in the flavor. Now I just want breakfast. Chicken and waffles.

Now I just want breakfast. Great flavor. Chicken and waffles. Is that a count? Yeah. Callie Kush? Yeah. If they've made a type of chip out of, that's a flavor.

Yeah. Cherry. I missed. I didn't. Cherry wasn't strong enough, but that's a good flavor. I like cherry a lot. Berry Blast. Um, whatever else we missed, tweet us at part of my take.

We will put it up there. It's Mount Rushmore season. Ooh. Grass. Like less miles. Yeah, that's actually. It's a real football guy's flavor. Smell of grass.

Oh, I actually put now this one. I can work for weed, too. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good. Um, the, I put this one on there. We can do a little quick embrace debate. Your own blood. Mm-hmm.

I'm okay with it. I like it every now and then. It tastes a little of your own blood. Yeah. Makes you feel tough. Yeah. It's like, if you, if you, if you cut, if you cut your finger on a little piece of paper and then you just, I don't want the blood, that, that tastes pretty good.

I don't want to work too blue here, but you know, tasting someone else's blood from time to time. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Fellows. Yeah. We know. Um, all right.

Let's see. TJ Collard wouldn't know what I'm talking about. No. No. No. Nor Junior Soprano. True. Yeah.

He loved it. Yeah. That's right. That's right. Not, not big pussy. Yeah. Not. He's a guy that got killed.

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Are you going to be announcing with that? I've done a little bit of commentary both on ESPN and some on Poker Go and just depends on my schedule because there's still events going on outside of the main event which is what you'll find on Poker Go. How many ex-wife jokes does Norm Chadwick predict? You know, I love the ex-wife. I'm like one of them a few but apparently like people gave him so much grief about it that he's literally stopped with the ex-wife jokes and I think he should come back.

Yeah, he should double down. He should make more of them. So for the people who have like, you know, I'm in my early 30s. I watched Chris Moneymaker. That was the boom of poker back in like the 2003 to 2005 range or whatever it was. How much bigger is the field this year and how much bigger are the prizes? I mean, poker is back in a big way. We just had the second largest field in World Series history with like almost 7,800 people.

The biggest during the big boom but like every year over the last four or five years it's been steadily increasing. I think partly because more people are getting into poker because of live streaming and you can watch like every single hand. Like on Poker Go you can watch the live events as well as the ones that, you know, they have on demand. Were you like a little bit annoyed back in 2003 when all these Johnny Come late leads came out to the desert and they're like, hey, we can make it or were you excited because

it's like, hey, a lot of noobs, I can take their money. Oh, totally excited. You know, you want to expand the game to a wider group of people. So you have a choice, right? You want to just sit with a bunch of sharks and try to eat each other or would you like some fresh minnows, new players coming into the game. So when Moneymaker won that thing and a whole bunch of new players came in, it was just like a pay increase for all the pros.

Well, to that point, you said that, you know, all the sharks eat each other but you're a vegan. So can you really even call yourself a shark? You got a good point, right? Yeah. Like, I would, right. So I would just like, you're right. I would eat the seaweed maybe.

You're a whale shark. You eat the plankton. Something like that. I eat the plankton. Plankton, good for you. Yeah. So for the people who aren't really into poker and don't really understand how these things work, how many days, you have to, you have to like, last, what is it, like seven, eight

days to win the main event? How many hours of poker does that end up being? So basically every day what they do is you'll play like five, two hour levels. So that's 10 hours. Plus you get a 90 minute dinner break and you get 20 minute breaks in between. So you're talking about a solid 12 to 14 hours a day every day for about 10 days to make it all the way through. Okay.

So there's like an element of stamina that comes into just sitting on your ass for a while. Yeah. Well, I was going to, that was leading to my follow up question. Do you consider yourself an athlete? Well, I, I don't know, but I mean, I think like if you look at the way poker players look 20 years ago, you saw a lot of them smoking, drinking, you know, overweight. And today, you know, this young new version of players like training as if they are athletes.

So I don't think we are athletes, but you know, it's much closer now than it was 10 years ago. Is there a PED problem in poker or guys taking Adderall? Yes. Huge problem. No, actually, there are guys who have done that. I think Adderall is something that some players have depended on for short periods of time. It works.

But then they become so dependent when one stops working, what they end up just becoming is what we call drug addicts. And then that's probably not the best, you know, a breath preparation for your poker game. Is that like a poker term like drug addicts or you just mean, oh, actual drug addicts, like just addicted to drugs. Yeah. Well, I would.

Yeah. That's shocking to me that a bunch of guys who play poker 24 seven would have some kind of addiction. Yeah. It's amazing. Isn't it? So when you're sitting there, I always this is what I always think about is you're sitting there.

You're playing the numbers. You know what you want to do. Do you ever say fuck it and like do the, you know, basically Joe public and just go with your gut and throw the numbers out the window for a hand? Yeah, I don't exactly phrase it the same way in terms of just like, OK, so I go with the numbers and then fuck it. I'm going to do something stupid. But what I will do sometimes is like, let's say the numbers say one thing, but I look

at the guy and I get a read and I can tell that he's like really, really comfortable and I know he's not bluffing. Then I'll do something different based on the read, but not just like, meh. I don't know. Let's try this for fun. See, that's what I would do. I'd be like, oh, two sevens got to hit sometime. Yeah.

I would just get bored and then just put it all in. I would do that a lot, which is probably why I'm not a very good poker player. Yeah. If you sit down with with just some new guy out there, let's say, you know, he's a no name. He's like a Joe public like me and big cat might be. And you have to figure out, you know, what his tells are if he's bluffing, but you haven't seen enough of him to really know the guy.

What are some things that you look for in a new guy, like something that that most people have? Like, do they sweat? Do they tap their hand? What do you look for? So for like guys that I've never seen before, I start with looking at their face and their eyes specifically, right? So when the flops come out, where do their eyes first dart to do it?

Do they just stare blankly at the flop? Or do they like make a glance at their chip stack? And if they do that, I know that they, you know, have a tell, which means they like what they see, right? And then a lot of other stuff is like posture related. You can just sort of get a sense of how comfortable someone is, but you don't want to make too many assumptions with newbies until you actually have seen them bluff a couple of times and go, aha, now you have some like data you can use.

So the other thing that fascinates me about guys, you know, big time poker players, you know, Phil Helmuth, Phil Ivy, you guys gamble on everything, like literally everything. What is the craziest thing that you have gambled on that was like, you know, just a random prop bet, or I bet you can't do this? And how much money was it? Well, we got a couple. One I did, I did a $550,000 golf bet where I could break 110 from the back teeth at TPC Summerlin, like no shot.

And we were drinking stocky one night and everyone was like getting on me about how bad I am. And they offered me this bet. I had a year to shoot 80. Well, I got a month to go and I still can't break 105. So I start waking up 7am till 8pm, playing 45 holes in practice every day. Long story short, with a week to spare, yours truly shot the 80 and sent it to the 80. Wow. Wait, you went from 110 golfer to shooting an 80?

In four weeks, I did that. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't always the 110. I just didn't play much and I didn't really work hard. But once I started like with the bet, I mean, I had as many chances as I wanted to shoot the 80, like I could play, you know, 18 and go play again. It wasn't like I had to do it in this one specific round. So a month ahead, I was like 110, 108, 105, 96, 94.

And like within a week, within three weeks or so, I was in the mid-low 80s and then I was able to shoot the 80. Did you also, I also read somewhere that you had like a cat, you hired a professional catty to take you whenever you golfed somewhere just so you could win bets? Yeah, I don't ever, I like almost never hit a golf ball without him. Like he still works for me. Like that's his job is to just make sure he lines up my buddy, he lined me up on, he gives me the club.

I mean, I don't know what the hell I'm doing on the golf course other than what he tells me to do. So if I was out there without him, I'd be stranded, stranded, just like, clueless. How much do you pay him? Do you, he's like on, he's on your payroll? Yeah. He's like, he does other things for me too. My vlog, he helps to, you know, put that together.

He's got like a multi-purpose job, but he makes enough money to support three daughters. Woo! I love it. Just being your catty for your casual gambling on the golf course. Let's dig in a little bit here. Did you have a witness to that round or was it just your catty? So he was with me and then I told, like a couple of the guys were at the course and I told them after nine, I was two under because that's where I was after, after nine holes.

So everyone was like, whoa, you know, uh, this is serious. So they all, then there was like 60 golf carts following me around for like the last four years. That's fantastic. Every part in the place was like just going around. And then of course I beat the guy out of money. Now he wanted to, he wanted to try to get even. So we played another 18 where he wanted some ridiculous spot.

Phil Ivy is the name of the gentleman and I shot 81 on the next round and broke even with him. Oh my God. So it, and what was it? You were going to say, you had another one that came to mind, another ridiculous bet that you made. Well the other one was like a weight bet when I was like in 2002 or 2003, I was sitting at a poker table at Ted Forrest and I didn't have a lot of money at the time, but I laid

him 20 to one odds, 20,000 to his thousand that I'd never weigh 170 pounds in my entire life. And that was like the day before I went vegetarian and then became vegan and I was like 135 pounds. I was soaking wet at the time. And just about a year and a half ago or two years ago I finally had to pay out, give him back the thousand he gave me plus 20,000 because I'm at like 174 right now of pure muscle. Twisted steel. There you go Colin Kaepernick.

There's proof that an elite athlete who's also a vegan can put on, can put on weight and muscle. Oh yeah. Plenty of them. So you've won, I think I read six total World Series of Poker Bracelets. Is that, is that still accurate? Still accurate. You ever wear them all at the same time?

Oh yeah. And of course not. No, I haven't, I haven't been home and like in some glass cases and stuff, but I don't know. They're pretty gaudy, you know. I'm so fast. I could literally talk to you forever about these random prop bets because I have a little bit of a gambling problem myself.

Give me more. I need to hear more like ridiculous drunk bets because you guys bet $550,000 on a drunk bet. Like that's, that's the shit that people, the regular average Joe looks at and like how the hell is this guy doing this? Yeah, I'll give you two more. One of them, Phil Ivy, and again, this is a bet he made with a guy named Tom Dwan where they were sitting at a poker table and he bet him a million dollars that he couldn't

be a vegetarian for a full year. So that would be pretty easy. And about six weeks in, Phil called him and asked to settle the bet because he couldn't take it anymore. He didn't have a, he wasn't doing it right. So six weeks in, he wanted a steak and he paid 150,000 off the bet. Oh my God. Jesus.

That was a $150,000 filet mignon. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's, I mean, that's actually smart by Phil Ivy. I would do the exact same thing in that situation. Now, are all you guys actually friends with each other or are you just like a collection of the only people that you can find to make these type of degenerate gambles? No, he's a good friend of mine.

I mean, most of the people that you gamble with for the most part are people that you're pretty friendly with. And sometimes people do like bets to motivate themselves like this guy, Walt, who had to go from 33% body fat to 10% in six months, which is just impossible. Just not even possible, especially without LIPO or anything like that. And he found a way to do it. It was, it was like amazing. And I was an arbitrator on this bet because the other guy in the bet thought he was cheating.

He was convinced that he was doing something like some sort of procedures or things like that, which were against the rules. And so I spent probably 20 to 30 hours like being an arbitrator on this case as to whether I'll cheat it. And ultimately we deemed that the bet must stand and it was, it was, it was, we called it clean. Wow. So what's the worst, what's the worst day you've had gambling?

Like what's the amount of money you've lost? The worst day you've ever had? It was a while ago. I lost like 1.3 million playing a game with an old school guy named Sammy Farhan, what not. It was like 24 hour session, 1.3 in the whole. I'd won like 600,000 a week before in the same game. So, you know, that kind of helps, helps with this thing a little bit, but it still was

the first time I ever hit bean town, I guess is what still Ivy calls it, where you're stuck a million, broke my cherry, if you will. And yeah, walked away 1.3 million loser. And on the other side, what's the best day that you've had? Well, the best day was, you know, the one drop, which is coming up as a big term at the World Series. I came in second place, won $8.7 million. That's not bad.

Would you buy, would you buy after you got the 8 million? I literally bought into the next tournament. I bought, it was a $10,000 buying stud tournament. I just went and played the next one. I mean, yeah, nothing sexy. So, so your back store, you, you're from Toronto. You basically moved to Las Vegas and gave it a go and you went bust right away. Was that not, is that not the case?

Repeatedly. Yeah. Every, like there was a, there's a documentary film on Netflix called kid poker about my life where they show the plane flying from Toronto to Vegas, Toronto to Vegas back and forth, which really resembled like the first year of me trying to grind it out there. Cause in Toronto, I crushed all these guys. I was a big fish in a small pond.

Well, I went to Vegas and they're like, they've seen hometown heroes before and they wiped the floor with me for the first eight to eight months or so. So you just kept on failing and then kept on going back. What was your breakthrough moment where you're like, okay, this is, you know, I'm here now to stay. I finally made it. I guess the best way to describe it would be like in Toronto, I was kind of like a bull in a Chinese shop, right?

Just aggressive, like go, go, go, bet, bet, bet and really push them around. And I realized in Vegas, okay, um, they know how to deal with that. Like they have a good counter. So I learned to have some texture and some nuance and some finesse to my game and not just be like, you know, you know, brute force all the time. I had to create a table image that was a little more balanced, if you will. And how long did that take you to kind of settle into your own and think, well, it sounds like you always thought that you could make it in Vegas or else you

wouldn't keep going back, but, but how long did it take for you to be in Vegas where you felt established? I think it was probably a solid year and a half to two years. You know, there's a lot of like walks home from the garage where I wanted to save the $5 cab ride to the budget suite. So I'd walk and just do a lot of thinking. Okay. What am I going to do next here?

Um, but I always woke up the next morning with like a drive to just go, okay, let's get those guys. I was, um, I was at a casino, uh, last week and red hit 18 times in a row. If you walk up to a roulette table, if you walk past and you see that red has hit 10 times in a row, are you the kind of guy that's like, shit, I might as well put some money on red or are you the guy that's like roulette's a dumb game for idiots. I'm going to walk away.

All right. I'm going to make a live read here. I'm not seeing your face, but I'm going to call bullshit on this. Uh, yeah. 18 in a row, red. I don't think that actually happened swear to God swear to God it happened. Yeah. And I jumped on it after about like eight and I wasn't, I wasn't letting

everything ride. I was taking my profits every single time. It hit 18 times in a row. I got it. You, you tap in basketball covered 13 games in a row like a couple of years ago and they were not a good team. It happens. Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Crazy things like that happened. Having said that, right? I always try to teach when people like want to talk about gambling, like, okay, so if it comes red 10 times in a row, what are the, what are the percentage odds it's going to come red on the next one? 75%. I'd say more like 80.

Red's hot. Yeah. Red is hot. Yeah. You're, you see, you're taking the human element out of the wheel. Yeah. Red's dominating. Deeper level than all these stupid mathematicians.

I'm going to buy that book when you write it. Okay. Roulette, roulette by you guys. Listen, you ride a hot hand. That's what you do in life. Figure out if it's Red's day. I did notice that you referred to yourself as a mathematician. So you're not an athlete, but you are a mathematician.

You're a math elite. Oh, I'm not a mathematician. I was talking about those mathematicians like people. No, I'm the farthest thing from, I'd never done, did finish high school. Okay. Oh, nice. I like, there you go, kids. Drop out of school.

Yeah. Um, do you have a, uh, do you have a rival? Uh, I wouldn't say like, yeah, I mean, a real rival. I mean, there's, you know, there's always like, you know, guys like, you know, Phil Helmuth and I, we go back and we have some fun banter occasionally. And Phil Ivey's a guy that we grew up around the same time we battle and stuff. But like, it's friendly. There's no, there's no evil.

Do you have anyone that you can think of that you're like, you almost got in a fight or there was that drama where it's like, I'm never, I'm never going to be around that guy anymore because he doesn't pay his bets or whatever it may be. Well, I have a lot of people that owe me money and that's not usually what makes me mad or want to fight people. But sure, you sit at the World Series poker for 12 hours a day with the same crew of people and everyone getting miserable a month in, everybody wants to punch everyone in the face.

Who would, who would you like to fight right now in poker after, after your experience today? After my experience today, you know, I've joked about having one with Phil Helmuth is six foot six and like 200 and something pounds. Like, so he's got size advantage, but that's about it. I would say, I think it would be fun because I get to play the underdog role, you know what I mean? And, uh, I just, I still don't think he has a chance in hell.

I'll just, I'll just go to the body, just body shots like Rocky did. Yeah. What is rough and rowdy is, uh, is the hothead, Mike Matta sauce still around? He's wheeling around. Yeah. He's got his little wheelie cause you know, he's not, not in great health right now, but he's still playing here in there. You can tell we're definitely like big poker buffs.

Who is the guy that had the dinosaur glasses? That was a gentleman by the name of the fossil man, Greg. That's my guy. He won after money making, right? That, that should be considered like an illegal, a foreign substance to wear holographic sunglasses that have a dinosaur's face on it. That's cheating. Yeah.

Well, when we were trying to make poker cool, like that really didn't help. No, that made it cool. That was, that was bad ass looking. Like you don't fuck with a guy with dino shades, but I just, I just think that it skews a competitive balance at the table. Yeah. I don't know that I saw it as quite cool, especially when you heard him talk. He sounds very nerdy.

The fossil man, the fossil man, those glasses were kind of cool. I think you could make poker cool. I got the C-keek question you put in promo code, take you get $10 off your C-keek purchase and go to baseball games and go to concerts, whatever you want. Are you a preachy vegan or are you just like you're going to leave it alone and not bother us? I'd say I'm a cross between like respectful of other people's choices. But, you know, if I have information, I'm going to share it with people, you know,

in terms of like the way that I see the world. So depending, like if I go to dinners with people. That are eating, like I don't get preachy. I don't be like, what are you ordering? That's horrible for you. I just, I try not to bring it up because then that's what everybody wants to talk about at dinners. Like, oh, really?

So how long have you done that? So you don't eat cheese. You don't eat milk. It's like, it's just not exactly good conversation. Okay. So give me your, give me your one stat, knowing that like I can't actually think of the last meal I've had where there wasn't some meat involved. So what, you move stats wise?

Yeah. Give me the stat that's going to change. Like, oh, you know, did you know a pig's asshole has like 17 million different diseases? Okay. I'm still going to eat hot dogs. That's correct. It's 17 million right on the note. You must have read the same article.

Yeah. Pretty sure. Yeah. Well, so what's the stat? Give us the stat. You're go to stat. I don't know if I have a go to stat specifically, but I just, you look at something like heart disease, which is like a major problem in the United States

of America. And a lot of it has to do with very like high animal fat protein diet. And like a lot of doctors will tell you that without, you know, if people were not eating diets like that, that it's like a toothless tiger. Like vegans don't really get heart disease. I don't know about that. There's fluoride in the tap water though. And so they're, the government's messing with you that way.

So I'm of the opinion, like you might as well load up on chemicals to fight each other in there. I'm just drinking tap water. Geez. Oh, wow. Yeah. You forgot your wrench. Mr.

Money. Yeah. Geez. At what point does the kid poker nickname expire? Cause you can't always be kid. What is kid rock? Kid rock is like 50, right? Yeah.

Good point. But he's, yeah, but mentally he's still seven. So I'm going to let that one slide. I feel like I got a solid 10 years, you know, I feel, I feel young. So I guess it's maybe like up until I get gray hair. And so far I'm good. Okay.

Um, you wouldn't happen to be a golden Knights fan. Would you? I'm like the biggest golden Knights fan. That's a real shame. That's a real shame. Real, real shame. How did it feel watching? How did it feel sitting there and getting your heart ripped out in game five?

Honestly, it wasn't even that bad, right? Like when we started this season, I was expecting him to like, you know, it would be like five, nothing and they'd score a goal. And I'm like, yay, good for you guys. Cute. I didn't expect to win any games, right? So for them to go on the run that they did and make the Stanley Cup final, I mean, you got to look at the bright side.

Obviously it's like, you know, it wasn't, I thought it was a cool moment honestly, because I like Ovechkin, he and him come out on the ice. And, you know, it was, it was a one-time, one-time lifetime experience. That was a great answer. Cause that just took a lot of wind out of the capital sales there. They didn't even care. It did. Like that was actually, they were actually kind of rooting for you at the NPFT.

I have a bet for you. Okay. I bet you a dollar, you won't give me a million dollars. Bet you a, oh man, I feel like I'm going to get screwed on this one. So I got to think this one through. So you're going to bet me one dollar. I don't give you a million dollars. No, I'm bet, I think.

Wait, I'm no, I'm betting you a dollar that you will give me a million dollars. You'll bet me a dollar. How about you give me a million dollars and then I'll bet you a dollar that I won't give you a million dollars. That's too much math for me. I'm not an athlete. I can't do that. Do you, do you sports bet?

Do you, what's your like, uh, go to gambling for sports? I literally for 12 years straight, absolutely destroy playoff hockey. I bet series is this year I was like a nine and one going into the last one, which I lost because I had Vegas against Washington, but, uh, went nine and two this year. And I've had 10 straight winning years betting series, um, throughout, uh, yeah, the last 10. Do you have any future bets in right now, like for the NFL or college football?

No, I'm mostly like a hockey dude. I'm a Canadian and I'm a gold night's fan. And I just like, I'd live, I just, I spent way too many hours studying hockey. And that's my number one sport. So text me those bets next year, please. I tweeted them, I put them on Twitter. I literally put on Twitter. I even predicted the exact final score of two games in a row and almost the third

one. They were talking about an NBC sports when in the intermissions about this crazy gambler guy who's getting all the picks right. So it's okay. It's too finer is better than you, but okay. Okay. All right. Fine.

So if it was the golden nights and the Toronto Maple Leafs in the Stanley cup, who, who you pulling for? I mean, it's never happened, but it could happen. The Leafs just got John Tavares. Hello. I would still be rooting for the nights because like, I mean, the first 20 years of my life, I was in Toronto, but I've been in Vegas for a while now. And, you know, I, I'm going all the games.

So I wouldn't be upset about either winning, but I'd be a nice fan. What's the one thing that pisses you off that like tourists or, you know, people coming to Vegas do that you're like, God damn it, I wish this is your chance to basically tell all of our listeners and ourselves, really, like stop doing that when you go to Vegas. Man, this is the thing though. You know, Vegas, there's no rules here. I don't know, like part of the reason that I was, I was drawn to this place

and you can do whatever you want. So the crazier and the weirder you are, like go for it. I mean, there's no rules, man. No holds barred, no rules. Okay. So if I rob your house, like that's weird. Well, I prefer you didn't do something like that. But if you really need something from my house so badly, I assume that you

needed it more than I did. You're so Canadian. Oh, sorry. I left my door unlocked, you know, more valuables in my house. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't rob your house because you don't have any meat. Yeah, you just have a bunch of bracelets laying around. Yeah, a bunch of fucking kale, weed and shit.

Tofu shit. Oh, you do. No. Okay. All right. That's actually, thank you for bringing that up. You don't actually like tofu. I had tofu scrambled this morning.

It's amazing. You don't actually like tofu. It tastes like air, but when you really could taste anything you want. No, if you don't, yeah, if you dump sauce all over everything in deep fried, it's really good. Right. I'm telling you, I can make you some good tofu. Well, not me, my assistant again.

You, your assistant. Yeah, you don't like tofu. Every vegan who says they like tofu, I know they're lying. I like tofu. No, you don't. Okay. All right. Fals.

Settle that. Yeah. Settle it in. Yeah, I, I, the whole time. Here's a good question out in your entire gambling career. Let's count everything. Let's count, you know, card games, weird side bets. Do you know how much money you've made?

Like how far up you are? Have no clue whatsoever. Yeah, literally. I mean, it's just all a blur. You know, when you're a gambler, like unless you're one of those like really nitty nerdy guys, like I don't keep track of that stuff. How quickly does a guy like make you pay? If you play a game, I'm assuming when you play like a big poker game,

you don't all have the cash there. How quickly, like what's common practice? Like you have to pay by a certain amount. Actually, when it comes to poker, when you play them in casinos, the money's there. Yeah, not the casinos, but like a cash game with your friends. Well, casinos are, you know, that's where you play cash games. I don't play private games, but I think in private games, what they

typically do is like people will write a check or they'll get credit, you know, like a couple of weeks or something like that. But it's really like a personal thing. Like some guys, I'm owed probably close to $10 million from different people. Yo, I'll collect you. You need a hand? Yeah, I'll be the guy. I'll be your muscle.

Take out some knees. You gotta be lower to the ground. I'm going to get 2 million of the 10 and I'll get you the 10. Big cat's going to get it done, huh? Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm going to start throwing my weight around that town. I really just go to the buffet.

If you fly me out there, I'll just like hang out and be like, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I had a couple of meetings and I asked really nicely. I've been turning over a few stones since I got out here. Yeah, you'll get your money. What's the most amount of money that somebody has just welched on you for? And you just kind of like give up and you're like, okay, that money is gone. I'm never getting it.

Well, I mean, there's a $4 million loan I have right now out that I'm very, very hopeful to get, but it's starting to look less and less likely as time goes on. Let's get some names. Nah, that stuff, we don't cross that line. You don't kiss and tell? Yeah, I would kiss and tell. You put them on blast, you get like less chance of getting paid. True, true.

All right. So everyone check out pokergo.com. Daniel Negron, you is going to be maybe involved in something. You can watch the final event there. The last question for me, I need another crazy prop bet. I can live off of them. Give me another one. Another crazy prop bet.

Okay, another one. And I won't name the guy, but literally he just did this for 30 days. He was yelling at a guy for smoking cigarettes because he's a chain smoker. And he said to him, the guy says, I'll tell you what, you smoke a pack a day for 30 days and I bet you can't quit. So they bet $100,000 with a guy had to smoke a pack of cigarettes every day for 30 days and I talked to him. He's like the first three days he felt so sick and by like week two, he's kind of

looking forward to it. Well, if the bed is officially over, he's supposed to be quitting very shortly. And I think he's struggling just a little bit with that. Getting addicted to, yeah, I bet you won't get, you're getting, you're getting you addicted to like a really addictive thing. How long does he have to stay off cigarettes? Like for the rest of his life? Or when does he get to collect?

Well, I think he's got like a month after he has to quit by a month after the last cigarette. Oh my God, that's so awesome. God damn it. I love, I love, I love all these stories. I need to just go out in Vegas and be the guinea pig for everyone. Like, I can't pay you, but go ahead, bet me anything. Yeah, and I'll try to do it.

That'd be good for your body. Yeah. There was a guy who bet, I think it was in 36 hours that he could eat $1,000 worth of McDonald's over 36 hours and he wasn't allowed any liquids. No change, no change. He had to look over the menu and try and he documented the whole thing. He got to about $92 worth and just threw up, threw up in the white towel. He was eating like the bacon with avocado because he was like, oh, bacon's

expensive based on, you know, how, you know, the calorie content. And he put dip in the avocado, figured he could get there just on avocado and bacon, but it didn't work out. You know what I would do? I would just order like a quarter pound of cheese and ask for extra cheese, but ask for like a thousand extra cheeses. But you got to eat it. But then, yeah, but it's easier to sit down and eat $1,000 worth of cheese

than $1,000 worth of McDonald's. I don't know. Just make a cheese smoothie and drink it. Yeah, melt it down. The no liquids makes it pretty much impossible. If you could do liquids, I think you could accomplish it and just like. I mean, we're allowed to have liquids, but you can't use that as part of the charge. Like you can drink water.

It just doesn't come off the $1,000 mark. You'd have to go to like probably seven different McDonald's. McDonald's don't carry $1,000 worth of food at like any given time. Taco Bell on the other hand, now that's reputable establishment. Well, he wasn't eating up to eating one sitting at 36 hours, you know? So he had time to like digest for a moment. You need to go to like a McDonald's in like, you know, Croatia or somewhere where it's like they just got McDonald's and it's super expensive.

Actually, I could do it. You want to know how? Yeah, you buy like two packets of that Rick and Morty's weird sauce on eBay that that's going for like $300 each by you buy four of those. And you just eat the sauce. Yeah, $1,000 worth of McDonald's. That's what they don't sell those in McDonald's. Not anymore.

Now that's why they're a collector's item. Yeah. Oh, you'd have to find a McDonald's and still hasn't. Yeah, that or you just go to eBay. But still a McDonald's sauce to actually go into McDonald's like eBay doesn't count. Oh, man, that's tough. You're poking a lot of holes in my head. Yeah, damn it.

That is I just I just try to do it all in the the 50 cent ice cream cones. You're thinking of all the angles. OK, how many ice cream cones is that? That's a lot of ice cream cones. Here's a good question. How much money would it take for somebody to bet you that you wouldn't eat three steaks a day for the next 30 days? Great question.

That's like that's like you're talking like in the neighborhood of 8 to 12 million. How about 20 bucks? No, if you got 10 million, you want to put up? I'll have three steaks a day for an entire 30 days. Wow. All right. It's out there. One of our we have a very, very rich listener, you know, fan base.

A lot of big swing and dicks. So actually, yeah, actually, we should just tell Phil Helmuth to listen to today's podcast. Yeah, we're going to do that. Daniel, thank you so much, man. This has been awesome. We appreciate it. Good luck in any other tournaments you have out there. We'll be checking out pokergo.com.

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Yeah. Okay, all right, so that's cool. That was guys talking bachelor. Yeah. What do you, there's one thing we have to discuss though, right? Bahamun. What's that? The Bahamun.

The who let dogs out? Yep. They performed for Becca and Jason on their date. I mean, who says chivalry is dead? That's the romantic, most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life. And they're saying that this is the most boring bachelor. That's what I'm saying. No, that's amazing.

So people are idiots. Everyone's a liar that has watched this show. All you people who are obsessed with this show, you're dumb, sounds electric. Not going to watch it, but the three sentences we have sent to us every single week sound electric. Listen, if you can get Lou Bega on the next show, I'm all in. Colton revealed to Becca that he's a virgin. Yeah.

So that's, but there's more to the story, right? I have on my notes, Colton revealed to Becca that he's a virgin. At some point in life, at some point in life, doesn't that become almost like a really good line to use, though? I think after you turn, after you turn like 30 and you say, like, I'm a virgin by choice, I feel like there's an element that like the girl is like, I want to be the one, I want to be the one that like makes him switch over to the other team. No, I don't, I think, I think it becomes more positive after 30 than it does

between the age of like 18 and 29. Okay. I'm looking it up right now. He's 26 and he's a virgin and he, uh, what did he say? I saw someone tweet it and I was like, Oh, that sounds like something. Oh, he's a football player. So he was a virgin because he wanted to focus on football. Hmm.

So he's Tim Tebow. Yeah. Ever heard of him? That's not that bad. If you have a backup like that, well, I still don't agree with your like the longer you stay a virgin, the better. I think, I think, no, I don't think he gets better. Well, it does, it does make the woman think like, Oh, he's a virgin.

If it's different, maybe I can, I can fix him. Yeah. Apparently Becca excused herself after Colton told her that. Probably to injure herself. She was so turned on. She has a cross tattoo. Okay. Oh, oh, she's a fraud.

Oh, okay. Well, maybe Colton isn't actually a virgin, but he's just one of the born again virgins. You know, you can do that. Yep. You can just declare yourself to be re-virginized. Okay. So I'm, let's give it a shot.

Yeah. I'm a virgin now. I am too. Wait, could you, do you, when was the last time you jerked off though? Is that still count? Uh, same day? No, you can jerk off and be a virgin, right? Oh, okay.

I don't know. I'm a virgin. My hand's not. Oh, got it. Okay. All right. So yeah, we're all virgins now. Uh, and then next week's to his hometowns.

So, if you're not excited now, get excited. Yeah. Wow. Pull out all the stops. Um, all right. Next up, we have, uh, a debut of a new segment. It's called good job getting a dozen Thai kids out of a cave. Mm-hmm.

So what are we going to talk about this week? Um, they got the Thai kids out of the cave. Yeah. 12 of them, right? Uh, yeah. 12 of them, I think someone died. Yeah. The, the Navy seal, the Thai Navy seal died when he was like laying down the oxygen

canisters for the kids to get along the way. So there was one person who lost her life, but it's a good thing that, you know, all 12 of the kids got out, especially because they were thinking, they were like rationing which kids were coming out first. They said that they were like taking the stronger kids out at the beginning, which I don't really understand that logic. Uh, but then overnight they saw the oxygen level was dropping too fast. And they're like, fuck it.

We just got to get all of them out at once. Got it. Well, I understand it. They have a song and they probably have the rest of their season to play. Right. So they got to get the strong. They don't want to get relegated. Right.

Exactly. It's about more than just that. Exactly. Oh, big time team. Yeah. Huge, huge team of destiny. I missed the whole start of this and I just never got into it. And I, not to sound like Elon Musk, but I did help find that plane that I

actually, we may never have found, but I could have probably helped in some way. I feel like I could have been of service on Twitter. Let's give ourselves some credit for it. I sent thoughts and prayers to this team. Got it. Like in my own head. So like partially didn't even do that. I'm, I'm responsible for getting the kids out safe.

That was one of those stories. It just like, when it happens, you're like, uh, I saw it. And I was like, eh, I'm just not going to get invested. We'll just see what happens. And then it happened. And then everyone made the same joke about Mark Wahlberg or the rock of starring in a movie. Also credit to you for not making your insensitive joke until they were out of

the game. I don't think it was that insensitive. I think it was, I think it was pretty astute that Juergen Klinsman is a worse soccer coach than the guy that led them down into that predicament. The first place, he said, sorry, though, he did say, sorry. I also did notice that the kids like ran straight to the ambulances instead of celebrating with their teammates afterwards. So Colin Coward might want to look at that some bad teammates, bad, bad seeds on

that team. Do you know that they have to go to, they have to go to the hospital for 10 days for a cave disease? That's a real thing. I want to get cave disease. You get it every fall. We just, it's called bull season. It's called man cave.

Yeah. Yeah. We get it every single year. That's all that was was like, it just a huge man cave. It was probably sweet down there. The kids just like telling raunchy jokes. Yeah. Just talking to guys stuff, biggest locker room of all time.

Last place that like a chick won't just walk into your conversation and be like, what are you guys talking about? Yeah. That wasn't going to happen. Jerry O'Connell is defending the cave from all the divers coming in, trying to keep them away. No, this is the last bastion of the man cave. I think I'm going to name you number one Jerry O'Connell fan.

You've said his name more than anyone has said his name in the last 20 years. Yeah. He's like Beetlejuice. Usually if you say his name enough, he'll just show up and be like, Hey, someone's talking about me finally. Where do I sign? Yeah. All right.

We have a last up before we get to guys on chicks way to stay relevant baseball. So baseball, do you think it, wait just real quick, do you think it's like emblematic of the participation trophy youth soccer culture that all these kids got their own ambulance just for completing the swim? They got, are they all got their own ambulance? Everyone gets an ambulance these days just because you survive. Yikes, yikes. Come on millennials.

That's sad, sad. No, they're actually not millennials. They're younger than millennials. Why annuals? Two gen, two gen, two gen, two gen like Bitcoin. Yeah. Steven Skull, Steven Skull would have got him out of that cave. He wasn't wherever he is right now, hiding with everyone's money.

Yeah. I'm surprised that Steven Skull didn't accidentally spring them from the cave by digging a huge hole to bury everyone's money. Yeah. Or I'm surprised the Thai kids in stumble upon Steven Skull in that case treasure. I'm hiding. Don't tell anyone I'm here. All right.

Guys on chicks. Hey boys, especially Mr. Cometair, how can I aim my P? Ooh, I think you got to do kegels. So you got to do this. Let me, ladies, let me explain something to you about your bodies. If you just squeeze your vagina a lot, I think you do like that thymaster thing. You basically just squeeze your vagina a lot and it makes the muscles super tight.

And that way you can aim. It's like the end of a super soaker. Remember those super soakers that you could like turn this out to the side or you put your thumb on a hose. Yeah. So you can. Yeah. Well, that's one way to do it.

You can either just like pee on, like sit on a football and piss and just sprays out in every direction, or you can do kegels and develop like a laser sighted, like very, you can just piss through a screen door or you could just get a dick. I have no problem. So 2016. So this past weekend, my boyfriend and our friends were at my parents' beach house vacationing Sunday when it was time to leave, we were cleaning and I went to clean the toilet and noticed my boyfriend had left a turd that was stuck to the toilet

pole. Of course, I yelled at him that he better come clean it instead of flushing it a million times or using the toilet brush that was beside the toilet. He decided to go to the kitchen, grab a plastic fork to clean it off. He was very proud of himself, but myself and the other girl there were mortified. My question is, is this acceptable slash a guy move? Or is this as barbaric slash disgusting as my friend and I think it is. You're lucky just didn't use his hands. Yeah.

Hand plunge happens. Uh huh. Put it, put your hand in a plastic bag, plunge that shit. So where did this take place? Was this at her parents' house? All right. So it's kind of a psycho move for you to be visiting your parents for the weekend. Parents' beach house.

And then, and then decide that you're going to clean the bathroom. Well, it's an alpha move. Well, no, it's. You leave a turd in your girlfriend's parents' house. Yeah, that's an alpha. You're marking your territory. That's you should just count your your blessings they didn't up or deck it. By the way, just, just so we're clear here to this, to this person who wrote in

if this happened and your boyfriend had no problem with it, this is like maybe the hundredth grossest thing he's done in the last week. Your boyfriend's fucking gross. His instinct to get a fork. Yes, he gets his own boogers. He picks his ass. He's doing everything that you don't want to think about because that move is like the move of a guy who doesn't care.

Yeah. Also, you don't get a fork. That that's the worst utensil to get. Get get a plastic knife. You don't need the tongs. You're not like no picking it up and carrying it across the room. Yeah, you just need to swipe that thing. Yeah.

Nice old swipe. This guy and I have been talking for about a month. We matched on Tinder and we talk almost every single night before we go to sleep and throughout the day, depending on work, he's not ready for a relationship and who knows when he will be, but I don't think I'm ready to walk away. How do I know what? How do I navigate this without totally crashing, burning and breaking my own heart? Wait, you're just texting?

Yeah. So you're going to every single night before we go to sleep, though. So why is the guy texting you if he's not looking for a relationship on Tinder? He's probably cheating on his girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. He might be a virgin. I don't think he's a virgin.

I think he's probably. There's a lot of there's a lot of people on Tinder that aren't looking for relationships that are still talking to girls. Yes, OK, so yeah, I would say do that. Just text and be like, hey, by any chance, you have a girlfriend or a wife. Wait, people are people are out there having sex with strangers and not getting into relationships, buddy. That's weird.

Are you sitting down? That's weird. All right, this generation is going to hell. Hey, PMT guys, especially Hank, sup. So I accidentally farted when I was having sex with my boys. Oh, that's your girl. It happens. And whoa, is there something wrong with that?

No, I'm just saying. Yeah, OK. And he stopped then went back to having sex. Should we talk about it or just let it go? No, here it's really, really. Anytime you do anything gross around your boyfriend or husband or a guy that's having sex with you, it's super easy to get out of it. You just say you're you were fucking me so good that you pushed my fart out.

And he'll be like, yeah, you're right. I was I was laying the wood pretty solid there. I say, don't just just don't talk about it. Don't ever talk about these kind of things. Like if you're going out on a date and you go to the bed, you maybe you got a little diarrhea and you go to the bathroom and then you come back and he's like, hey, what are you? Are you OK?

Like, yeah, I was just powdering my nose. Yeah, something like that. You could say, keep it like that. A woman could say, like I fell asleep during sex because you were so good at it. Yeah. And he got to be like, yeah, yeah, I thought actually chicks have told me that before. Lie to us with these kind of white lies and we will always buy it because we just want to move on.

My sub boys, especially slim, thick cat. Oh, my boyfriend seems more interested in freshman girls than he does with me. How do I stop this? I would say you don't because you guys are probably broken out. Yeah, eventually they'll be soft. Yeah, or you could just if you can't beat him, join him. So what does that mean? My boyfriend's more interested in freshmen.

I think it means girls that can't handle the liquor. Yeah, I think that's girl code. But isn't that like, wouldn't that be a good sign to maybe break up? Yeah, it sounds like he's really been in. He's like, it's not like we're talking about collecting like trading cards here. Like, oh, he's really he's opening a new pack every night. No, he's really into freshman girls. No, he's he's really into drunk inexperienced chicks.

Yeah. So yeah, maybe time to move on from that guy. Just let him go. All right, last one. Sub guys, is it a huge mistake to bring my mom with me to the pup punk concert? We're visiting New York for her birthday and I bought ticks a while back and told her it would be fun. Now I'm scared she might hate me after sincerely a chick. No, it's fun for the whole family.

That's our motto. Yeah, as long as your mom doesn't mind songs about like getting your dick stuck in things, I think she'll be good. You also should just figure out who's going to throw their bra first at PFT. Yeah. Because you know that's going to happen or your underwear. Yeah, you just want to make sure because it will be awkward if like one of you like jumps the gun.

So just figure that out and then you'll have a great time. Yeah, it should be the mom. Yeah. All right. So check out pup punk Thursday night. And we will see you guys on Friday. Love you guys.