Pardon My Take - Raiders Luke Willson, Hard Knocks Episode 4 + Mt Rushmore Of Toughest Pills To Swallow

Episode Date: August 28, 2019

Hard Knocks episode 4 recap. Jon Gruden winning is contagious. Derek Carr is an awkward knock off Andy Bernard and Nathan Peterman's redemption. (2:50-11:32) Hot Seat/Cool Throne, Big Cat went to the dentist and PFT has a new backup QB that he loves. (11:33-27:12) The Mt Rushmore of toughest pills to swallow in life and it got depressing. (28:52-41:40) Raiders Tight End Luke Willson joins the show to talk about training camp, the hard knocks cameras following him around, playing in Canada on an 80 yard field, and his plan if he gets cut live on TV. Plus bonus story from our interview with him 2 years ago talking about the Seahawks locker room after the Malcom Butler interception in the Super Bowl. (44:01-1:05:54) Segments include uhh ya think Gronk is selling CBD, (1:09:16-1:14:13) thoughts and prayers to Big Ben,(1:14:14-1:16:47) PMT Sports Biz,(1:16:48-1:18:26) Talking Tennis,(1:18:27-1:19:49) and Guys on Chicks with special raspy voiced Bubba reading.(1:19:50-1:30:04) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we have Raiders, Tight End, and star of episode four of Hard Knocks, Luke Wilson, friend of the program. Also we threw in a little extra story that Luke Wilson told us a couple of years ago about the Seahawks locker room after they lost the Super Bowl. We have Hard Knocks episode four recap, yeah we waited up, fuck you HBO go, we have Hot

Seat, Cool Throne, and Mount Rushmore of the toughest pills to swallow. It got dark. Yes, it was not a fun Mount Rushmore, but it was a good one. It was a good Mount Rushmore. Right, it was one that we all, you know what, this Mount Rushmore was a tough pill to swallow. So just open wide and swallow that shit. Alright, before we do that though, pardon my take is brought to you by The Cash App. The Cash App is the most powerful way to send, spend, and save.

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Let's have a good show, boys. Knock on wood if you're with me. That was all of Hard Knocks. And we also had, and also guess what? Huge, huge night. The biggest takeaway for Hard Knocks, huge, huge night for the anti-cord cutters because HBO Go just decided not to put it up until 1115. So I just want to say vindication for me, for you, PFT.

Yeah, I'm not a cord cutter. You have, you have cords? Hell yeah. We all have cords. So listen, there's been a talked about thing on this show. All you millennials, Doug Gottlieb, shout out Doug Gottlieb, which we'll get to later. All you millennials, cut your cords. I wanted to watch Hard Knocks at 10 o'clock and I couldn't till 1115.

Yeah, listen, I paid my $250 a month in cable fees like everybody else so that I can watch that fun for so I can watch Hard Knocks one hour before everybody else. I don't know. I think my cable. Okay. All right. Let's go sidetrack real quick. I think my cable bills a lot because I have the three TVs in my living room.

Turns out, ready for this, the OK button that is broken. So I mash it really hard and it works after like the battery. Yeah. 10 mashes, right? Turns out every time I mash it, it hits OK on the bottom boxes. So I've purchased like six movies by accident in the last week. So you're up to like 354, but yeah, it's a bad. I bought the Lego movie five times every film I've watched it.

Every time I get my bill, I just get the text and it auto drafts out of my account or whatever. It's always like $250. I'm like, yep, that's the price for sports. Yes. Sports in America costs $250 a month. Sports while you tweet. Is it Spectrum? Yes.

Verizon. Yeah, Verizon 5. Sports while you tweet costs $250 in America. That's what it is. Yes. So yeah, the knock on wood was excellent. Canadian Luke Wilson, who's coming up, who's coming up on today's show was excellent. My big takeaway is that nobody on the Raiders can sing.

Yep. It's like if the B 52s made a football team, they are very, very bad at all types of songs. They had Hunter Renfrow on last week. He tried to sing Ain't No Mountain High enough. By the way, if you want somebody to sing that song like from Remember the Titans, you get Richie and Cognito up there to heal all wounds in the lock or either that or have them just do it. Everyone's forgiven.

A Tupac song with all the words. You know, Richie will say all of them. Oh yeah. They're all so bad at singing. It's shocking to me. Yes. My two big takeaways, Nathan Peterman is unbelievable. Yes.

Fourth quarter comeback, which I loved watching because I actually won money on that. So shout out, Nathan Peterman, Mr. Fourth Quarter. And my other big takeaway is Derek Carr is so damn awkward and John Gruden. He is John Gruden's shadow. He's John Gruden's Andy Bernard. When he was like, Hey, so where are you going to dinner tonight? And Gruden was like, well, we got to decide the roster with Mayak. He's like, OK, cool.

Yeah. Cool. That's your first problem. Just hanging around waiting for the invite and it's just I might be looking too much into it, but you know what? No, I'm not. Derek Carr, you're weirdo, dude. Chill out.

You should know by now that John Gruden doesn't eat dinner. He just eats whatever in the vending machine. Freedom. If you want to eat dinner with John Gruden on the road, you just bring in a shitload of Fritos and Diet Coke and you say, OK, boys, we're having a feast. We're doing it. But no, seriously, Derek Carr. I felt like every time John Gruden turned around, John Gruden definitely like has nightmares

of Derek Carr just sneaking up behind him and being like, Coach, you see that? You going to dinner? Where are you going? Chill out, Derek Carr. Dude, you're going to play for a year and then John Gruden is going to move on. Yes. He's definitely not in love with you. Yeah.

The word I want to start getting going for Nathan Peterman is moxie. Moxie. The kid has moxie. I don't know what moxie means. It does. I know that when you have a quarterback. I know it when I see it. It's like pornography, right?

Yeah. He has moxie. I enjoy watching him play. Somehow he just realized, hey, maybe I throw the ball to my team. He took Blake Bortl's advice since stop throwing interceptions. Nathan Peterman, I'm going to say it right now, he might take Derek Carr's job by the end of the year. OK.

Are we doing that from injury? In at least one game. Injury? No. In at least one game. OK. John Gruden will just get pissed off at Derek Carr. I kind of like, yeah, because he'd probably be like, hey, coach, are we going to dinner

after the game? And it's one of those things where, like, if you don't like somebody, all their mistakes appear much bigger to you. Everything annoys him. Yeah. So, like, he says something to, like, that Gruden doesn't like over the headset. He uses a word he doesn't like that he doesn't understand. Everything.

And Gruden's like, get this asshole out of the game. Goes a little extra on the mascara. Yeah. I'm putting the four of the game. Yeah. And he's going to go out there and win it for me, or at least lose it by less. It was actually by far the worst hard knocks episode we've had, but John Gruden, after winning a preseason game, he's got to walk.

He like, it basically his chest and his gut leads him, where he like walks, it's like walking a dog. His chest and his gut are walking John Gruden. His chest is puffed out. He's like, man, this feeling, it's like, dude, it was a preseason game on an 80 yard field. But that's what John Gruden is. He is such a football guy that I realized watching that. I just need him to be good because a cocky John Gruden is so entertaining.

Yes. So entertaining. And a disappointed John Gruden is very depressing. Yeah, I don't want that. I don't want that. We've seen that. It sucks. Yeah, it kind of is.

Like when they win, they carry it in their shoulders unlike anyone else. There's most coaches when they win, lose, they're kind of the same. When John Gruden wins, he's he can't hide his emotion. It just is. It's it's like beaming off of him. It's radiating off of him. It's a fucking preseason game. Imagine if he actually won in the NFL.

Yeah. So I mean, you you compare him to other NFL coaches like you look at Jay Gruden, Jay Gruden has like 180 degree different body length when he wins a game. He's like, I'm fucking glad that I didn't lose that game. Yeah. Thank God this is over. I'm walking out of here with a win instead of loss. That's just slaps hands.

He's got you know, like you picture Andy Reed walking. You probably picture like a tuba soundtrack following him around, right? Do do do do do do do. Look at John Gruden walking around after a win. He's got the Bee Gees blasting inside his own head. Yes. Just non-stop, ladies man. Just let it out.

Yeah, and he's just fucking he's basically gliding. He's pointing. He's given finger guns, right? Oh, finger guns, ass slaps, backslaps. Man, see a man? He's walking by the ball. He's like what's up freckles. Yeah, hey, buddy. Hey good game. You want me to sign you just signs it Yeah, and the kids like dude. I don't I'm the but I work for the team. Yes. I actually work for the Packers

Yeah, I don't need your signature, but he's just feeling it. I love it. I need more of it It is just it really is contagious on a television screen Did you hear his little quote when it was like it was in the middle of the knock on wood montage and he was like I don't want to see you guys shoving sand up a fleece ass. There you go Don't know what it means absolutely. No idea what it means, but I'm not gonna try to do it knock on wood If you're with me not shoving sand up a fleece ass The only other quote we had that I loved was the opening monologue when I think it was a defensive line meeting And he was like I love you guys, but some of your old football sucks

He's like and you got to be ashamed of it and that's the ultimate like hey This isn't this is business. It's not personal. If you want if you need a recommendation I got you, but you fucking stinkin. I'm gonna cut your ass in a minute. Yeah, that was a pretty good quote I like that. I also like to return of Brogan. Yeah, we can row back Broby He's made a long-awaited return to hard knocks. They need to bring him back just every season He needs to FaceTime a player on every season of hard knocks. Yeah, he just shows up I've realized it's the last few weeks on hard knocks I think professional athletes FaceTime at a much higher rate. Oh, yeah, that's an age thing too

Is it but I think it's mostly like I I know some people in that age group and they don't FaceTime they text well It's also professional athletes are in good shape. They always look good So they it's kind of cheating that they FaceTime. Yeah, because face show off every time I FaceTime like oh, that's me I spend 90% of my day trying not to show my face right. Oh, that's my neck. Yeah yikes So I just flip it and just show Stella the whole time. Yeah, look at the dog Yeah, I don't want to see my fat face Okay, speaking of my fat face if you want to see my fat face Barstoolgold.com slash PMT you can do it right now barstoolgold.com slash PMT

We got a new oncoming new bonus episode coming in a week and a half. Yeah. Yeah, September 8th September 8th and Yeah, check it out. You can watch every single podcast barstoolgold.com slash PMT. Okay, let's do some hot seat cool throne Hank my hot seat is PFT. Oh PFT tricky PFT Chang Kung Pao chicky. Oh, what's up? The corp is back Okay, I'm trying to try to get a wedge there, huh? No, I'm not. I'm just saying like it You know people say that what about people are saying what about even though we we've done like a million side projects I've never been as big as this one

I've heard that people are saying that big cats on the hot seat because Erica Nardini is taking true good boy PSD Cucking big cat podcast with a rod. Yes, so the corp launched it is my side project with a rod your side piece It's two episodes a week on Tuesdays so does not conflict with part of my take this week was Martha Stewart and Kevin Bacon Listen to it and then next week. There'll be two new ones and it's gonna run for about six or seven weeks So check it out not A wedge in between this podcast even though actually the biggest wedge in this podcast if we're talking about other podcasts

Is the fantasy football powerhouse factory? Football factory powerhouse which takes place in this very studio and Hank just leaves shit everywhere There's spreadsheets everywhere. Everything's unplugged. You just move everything if we need to start a Some kind of fine punishment Whatever if we come into this studio again, and everything's been moved and unplugged We like things just so I can tell when I sit down if somebody's been sitting in my chair Yeah, why don't you tell us a lot back in Hank? Why don't you take only photographs leave only footprints fair enough? Okay, subscribe on subscribe resubscribe and to the corp and to the corp big cat did a

Whatever you call it hand-and-belector impression in front of Martha. Oh, I forgot about that. Yeah, that was very weird Yeah, yeah, she was talking about the actual actor like she's like I dated. Oh, she dated Anthony Hopkins I was like who you didn't like some fava beans and nice candy Did he eat your father just looked at me like is this fucking idiot serious right now? I love it Yeah, there's definitely a weird dynamic sometimes when a guest knows a rod novice has no idea who I am and just looks at Me like this fat fucking moron is somehow in this room with me, but I love Martha Stewart She was awesome. She actually was legit. She was youthful exuberance indeed And then my cool throne is me. Oh good. Very nice football powerhouse factory. Oh new episodes on Thursday, okay?

Never cross-promote I know this is a part of my take only podcast However, this has nothing to do with the fantasy football podcast on iTunes This is all about me and the fact that I picked up my laundry Yeah, you got your bag. I saw that that was going was there anything missing. I have no idea This was the feeling of going through this bag It's like it's like meeting like kids that you were on your freshman dorm Like kids that were in your building that you're like friends with and you run into them at a bar like five years later You can only relate to that because you only went to freshman. No, I know but say it's like you're running to someone

You're like, oh, like I know you like I remember you like we were close I haven't seen you in a long yeah, like now that we're in front of me like we're cool I'm happy to see you. Does it feel like new clothes? Yes, but it's more like it's like oh fuck like I forgot I had like Is that where you're wearing right now? Yeah. Oh, wow It's good. It's good sweatshirt and but the thing is I didn't remember that I didn't have it like yeah It's like you forget about it and when you're going through the bag like oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, we had good times like why can't we be keep being let's be bros a time capsule now How long ago did you drop this off? Uh?

Over a month. Okay, so it's a time capsule from a month ago Mm-hmm. I like that about you know what you should do How about this for a life hack if you live in New York City very relatable And no one has storage here because everyone lives in a fucking shoebox. It's the worst city in the world You should drop off all your winter clothes in April at the laundromat and just leave them there Until the fall a little treat for yourself and bring about that. Yeah, that's not a bad idea That is a life hack. Uh-huh. Just came up with that one Life hack is that it Hank? That's it. So I'm on hot seat. You're on cool throne. Yes. Got it. Good job, Hank

Thank you. My hot seat is Kurt Cousins. Oh, Kurt Cousins is on the hot seat because I don't know if you guys the last name Cousins What do you mean today? Oh? No, we're not getting into that We're gonna brush past that one, but no I don't know if you've watched any Vikings preseason games, but Kyle Slaughter their third string quarterback Oh, this guy we talked about preseason all stars This guy is the best fucking player in history of any league's preseason of all time I watched him play on Saturday against the Cardinals. He looks cool. He wears one of those new visors out there

You're cool the tinted visors. Yeah, I'll lightly tinted virus They brought him back since 1998. You haven't been able to take your visor. Listen, Kurt Cousins needs to be benched Kyle Slaughter needs to start the season for the Vikings. Here's some stats from Kyle Slaughter, okay? First of all, he spells last name SLOT. Where do you play college? Well, he played one year at Northern, Colorado Okay, he's a 25, but he's a young 25. Yep. He's only got like four years of football on him. What was he doing? Before that. Yeah, he was sitting on the bench at Southern Miss. I think no But like was he he's 25 like was he would you have a couple years off? No, he's been in he's been in the NFL He was a true senior when he played his one season got it and now he graduated

He started on the Broncos. He's six foot five. So it's a shock that John Elway Get out but but I figured that John always saw Brock Osweiler. It was like, oh, there's a six seven guy So next grade the six foot five guys expendable. Yeah, listen these preseason stats. Okay in the preseason He has thrown 95 out of a hundred twenty six Completions, okay, so I'm that many passes. Yes. What he's doing. Oh, not this not this one Tell you what I'll break it down first year 31 for 43. You don't have to 400 yards 41 for 56 second season 366 yards so far this season. He's 23 for 27 for 280 yards He has 10 touchdowns in preseason not this year total 10 touchdowns in preseason zero interceptions

75.4 percent completion rate all against backups and he's a fucking beat Well, you get started on that and say with the backups on the field with him So you can't really you can't put that on the defense if his offense is also a third string Also, I got this tip from somebody. This is from Twitter user Tommy B7 30 one season in Madden his franchise quarterback got hurt and Slaughter had to start for the next 46 weeks after three weeks. I traded my franchise quarterback because Slaughter was so good So then there you go scouts were straight from a scouts mouth all aboard the Slaughter boat is all I'm saying he he makes $640,000 Kirk Cousins makes 30 million dollars

Slaughter getting fucking know that Mike Zimmer hates paying a quarterback 30 million dollars a year He's paying anyone anything. He yes, correct He everyone should play the game for free which pay it play it for a nice pouch of red man It's nice pouch of red man and hidden his sunflower seeds and a cool. I patch Yeah, but Cal Slaughter is the fucking truth I want him on my team if he gets cut there should be 31 hungry teams chomping at the bit okay Slaughter Cal Slaughter, I'm starting the band by far the most the Cal Slaughter will ever be talked about listen in any show Ever he came into the game and the Vikings announcers were like well Slaughter's coming in

So he's about to throw two touchdowns and win the game. What does he do? Take two touchdowns twice two touchdowns one the game. No big deal. That's what Slaughter time Slaughter time My cool open up a nice can of Slaughter. There you go. The Slaughter cycle. Yeah Take it nice and Slaughter. I could go on we could do it for days cool throne is Chick-fil-A Because Popeyes ran out of chicken We're gonna talk about the chicken sandwich again Chick-fil-A is looking pretty happy right now because there's no more chicken sandwiches for Popeyes They took it off the menu until October wow that's I mean this is straight out of the McRib handbook

It is so everyone's gonna be chomping at the bit before Comes back at smart by Popeyes run out But in the meantime it gives Chick-fil-A the opportunity to kind of like circle the wagons a little bit because they know They got their ass kicked by this. They're not gonna do anything They have they have the ultimate they have the ultimate like they'll never do they'll never do it If something happens, they're gonna have if anybody from Chick-fil-A listens I'm gonna give you a way to to compete at least with the Popeyes chicken sandwich. Okay number one Maybe stop with the gay bashing number two

Develop an extra spicy chicken sandwich if you go to market with extra spicy that'll take all the buzz off Popeyes Yeah, I would agree right yeah people be down for a fucking extra or number three Do a shamrock shake in October mmm or get Billy McFarland involved Also that somehow from jail. He'll probably be selling like he's definitely trying to sell Popeyes chickens via email Yeah, he's sending an email being like we've got 50 Popeyes chickens ready to go in Manhattan Yes, if you buy this card this black card Yeah, then you get access to the line that nobody tells you about that is actually just leading directly into a brick wall Right in front row to the US Open that no one wants to go to yep

My other cool thing was Doug Gottlieb. Yeah, because Doug Gottlieb. He apologized to start. Yeah, so he did a major Sorry, not sorry. He apologized for everybody not getting his joke So he was joking, but he was also kind of being serious So his explanation was I was I was being a smart ass and I was joking But at the same time you have to admit like millennials or so we totally like But then said that he didn't mean his apology He also replied to a friend of the program Aaron Nagler and said when when Aaron was like hey delete this man This is stupid. He replied. Do you think?

Alex Smith who's trying to rehab from this injury like would quit on so he was a hundred percent serious No, he's dead. He's totally serious and it's proof to him that millennials are too sensitive Millennials like Bo Jackson. Yeah, Troy Aikman. I have a Slight addiction going on. It's it's the seeds of an addiction So on the yak the the radio show we both host radio shows I'm inside projects. You're gonna bring it. Well, you have one too big if true right before the yak People have been calling in and giving Doug Gottlieb Klepto stories and there are so many and they're all hilarious. He apparently I believe allegedly

alleged he apparently at ESPN there's like a green room where Guys will like, you know, like they'll they'll take off their tie or their belt or shoes. He would just take stuff It's just like taking other man's shoes like it was from wardrobe. Yes. Take another man's shoes You know, like there's some charity golf things stories. I am slowly becoming a Doug Gottlieb fan Just purely on the fact that if you don't have everything nailed to the floor Doug Gottlieb will come and take it Yeah, that's fine. I like that I mean, he led the league in steals when he played in at Oklahoma State, right? Yeah, that makes sense to me Yeah, here's the thing about Doug is he missed a golden opportunity with all this his apology was very misguided

You got it at that point you have to double down and you have to become the Andrew Luck hating guy Like how Colin Coward is the Baker Mayfield guy and every time Baker says something It's like Baker's put a little food in Colin Coward's little dish You know like here eat up Colin eat up your little puppy shout out to Colin Coward who like two weeks ago said Baker Mayfield Needs to act more like Andrew Luck. There you go. That one. You go. Good job, Colin Also said last year that the Andrew Luck is gonna start a ten-year dynasty Makes sense. He should just become the coward of Andrew Luck and just every time Andrew Luck shows up in the news That boom you got an hour's worth of radio right there. No one listened. Yeah

Well, people will interact with it to dunk on you everybody dunked on God Doug Gottlieb That's one of those beautiful moments where the internet kind of comes together to to hate on the same person It was sarcasm. It was snark as we said everyone knows I'm sarcastic witty Doug Gottlieb Yep, who would have known that we would have two of the greatest comedians of our time drop hits this week Dave Chappelle and Doug Gottlieb. It's crazy. Yeah, Doug. Yeah, Doug. You really blew this one. Yeah. Wow All right. My hot seat is Normal baby names because Bryce Harper named his kid crew Good name with a K good name. What the C is a good name

Crew with a K crew with a K and then he did Aaron with with just one a is his middle name a run No, yeah Aaron Was the K backwards in crew? Oh, yeah There was a there was a motley crew oom lot over it because that motherfucker strikes out a lot crew and it sucks That he didn't have this kid last year because it would have been great to be like well He's got a dog named Wrigley and a kid named crew so he's gonna go to the Brewers You know the Cubs he wants pinstripes. He should have done that. He should have fucked with everyone Columbus you're last. Yeah named his kid like I wanted I want to be traded. Yeah, or he's good

Yeah, he's gonna quit to pursue rowing. Yeah. Yeah, he's I don't crew that okay That's what that tells me crew with a K my cool throne. It's not better that he's not with the Cubs No, actually, I'll be honest with you. This is dead honest Yes, Bryce Harper would be a very redundant talent to what the Cubs have right now and the Cubs need Professional hitters not more guys who hit home runs and strikeout. Okay. That's actually the facts Okay, like I wish they had more Cassianos not more high harpers Okay, my cool throne is

My dental health. I went to the dentist for the first time in four years Only two cavities Upset of the century. That's pretty good. I was so pumped when he told me he's like you only got to get two filled Boom, not no fist pump. Not like yeah, but I went to the dentist for the first time in like nine years Yeah years ago didn't have any cavities. Well, that's because you're not eating enough of the good life. Yeah Well, no, that's correct I go full paleo dummy if you're in ketosis your body is protected against all holes So checks check check off another thing off my list of trying to become an adult because I'm a father now

So I went to the dentist did they now did he give you the lecture if you need to floss? Oh, dude It was there was a lot of lectures and bro. I floss every day. You see my kicks the the best was The the hygienist before she started cleaning my teeth was like is there anything I should know do you dislike anything? I was like, I hate all this. That's why I haven't been in the dentist for years So everything you do I'm gonna do that like weird gag where if you think I'm gonna throw up and my face hurt Cuz I was cringing so hard. It's time to ask the question our dentist scams like cuz between me and you only two We're averaging one. We're averaging one cavity in the last 10 years. Oh, he didn't go I

Last how many cavities that you have? No cavities just a couple root canals. Yeah, the special cab that was the he also asked the dentist was like So I see you had a root canal. What what happened there? I remember it vividly. I had four cavities last time I went uh-huh and I got two of them filled and mid Dental visit I pretended I had an emergency because I hated getting the cavities filled so bad I left after I got too filled. They're like you ready to do the other two is like no I got to go Ignored that for six months both became roots wait

So when you have you have these two cavities right? Yeah, are you gonna get surgery for them? Are you gonna get the no I'm again filled. I made it. I made it back. I'm going next week Okay, so here's what we have to turn that into content somehow and record a segment of the show when you're numbed up Yeah, but it does is they don't gas you they just numb your gums. Yeah, but they'll numb like your cheek Okay, I'll try I'll take a video. I try we should do that But yeah, I basically I knew that if I left the dental office without making a follow-up appointment I would never be back. It'll be like an Andy Dufresne situation as far as I might see on the beach in 50 years, dude Listen as far as I'm concerned Dennis or scams. Yeah, really a great. Okay. Let's do our Mount Rushmore before we do that

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is taxes Getting your getting your paycheck and then looking at what you would have made without taxes And just every time you're thinking like why don't I have more money and just thinking about taxes Realizing that they never go away unless you don't pay him But you should pay him because you got trouble if you don't pay him You should become a sovereign citizen if they don't include in a picture of man Yeah, if if there's no american flag with yellow fringes on it in whatever room you're in Then that's not technically part of the united states. Yeah, and you don't need to listen to the laws

That's a good pick. I had it as my number one as well taxes fucking suck. Um, all right, my first pick will be, uh Getting old sucks parentheses, especially hangovers So hangovers getting worse and just the aging process is the worst when you just start to lose like a slow pill though You lose everything though But you lose it, but it's a tough pill to swallow and you can't do things that you used to do and your youthful exuberance It just sucks it becomes this place where it's like 10 o'clock at night and you've had six beers Yeah, and you just start thinking fuck. I'm going to be hung over and you start to feel the hangover before In your knees or like just even it's it's just everything everything about drinking hangovers getting old

It just all sucks. It's a tough pill to swallow and just stay drunk. Yeah, that's one option My first one. I'm going to go with just uh Knowing that you'll eventually die Nobody really swallows that pill ever very few of us do Fuck yeah, it was remember how fucked up it was when they taught coco the gorilla about it's kitten dying and it They taught the gorilla what death was no, I don't yeah And then robin williams the coco knew more loss than most people I'd rather be harambe than coco. Yeah, because harambe had no idea what death was. Uh-huh. He's just oh, here's a kid

Oh, okay. Now i'm floating throughout her space Um, so yeah, realizing that you're going to die. Uh, just accepting that fact. That's a tough pill to swallow for everybody I think. Yep. Harambe is still that. I mean, that's our sweet mention our sweet prince Just him harambe not being here. Yeah, that is a tough pill Um, my second one is realizing that you're not going to be good enough at sports to make the major leagues Shit, I still remember when I realized or list mal rush more. Oh, hey, I was a tough pill to swallow I was like, you know what pft? You're a junior in college. You're probably not going to make the major. Oh, that's when you were thinking Yeah, because you haven't played baseball in six years. Yeah, um, okay. I'll go with uh,

I'll go with something similar to your death one pft, but it's a little bit harder of a pill to swallow in my opinion All dogs die Jesus, dude Yeah, it's a hard pill to swallow. That's that's just a human death You can deal with but it's and most dogs die where you're still alive. Right. That's what it is. It's the human death is Yes, it's obviously worse, but You don't deal with it in the amount that like if you live to 80 you're gonna have probably eight dogs nine dogs and it just

You can't boop them when they're gone. Nope. So that one's a tough pill to swallow that your pets Yeah, I can't even say it It's messed up, man. I know I feel like rob groin caskier. I mean, that's the tough I literally just want it with the toughest pill to swallow. We could end this. It's sad. I'm just gonna feed leroise cbd Fuck. Okay. Hank. Now. Thankfully this, uh Didn't happen anymore. I've said I have a girlfriend now But realizing that the girl you have a crush on is never gonna like you Is a tough pill to swallow. Yeah, that is big time tough pill to swallow big time tough pill to swallow never happened to me

No, of course, but I imagine that it would be tough. It is Uh, and then the my second one or third one. I'll go with Realizing no matter how many times you grow your hair out. You're never gonna have flow. Oh Like I've I've always I've always right. You can't relate. Bubba can't relate I've just had this like I love the idea of having flow. I've grown my hair out I do it at least once a year and I'm like I'm gonna grow my hair extra long and it's just gonna it's gonna look good And it never does and then it just I have to cut it. Do you have like a poof? Do you get a little after? Yeah, I gotta throw

So here's the thing too curly when you grow your hair out It's like the six to ten month time range that it's gonna look awful no matter what no my head's like a chia pet It doesn't like I want I want what you got. I won't bubble goss where it's like it comes down My hair just grows up. You gotta straighten it. Hank. We got to get you a straightening iron. Yeah, we do That you'd look sick. You'd look like billy mitchell. You'd look from king of kong You'll get you a jerry curl Actually, you could have a jerry curl. I could curl this shit. I thought about getting a perm You should do that. I'll get a perm. All right. Uh, my next one. I'm gonna say, uh

You're never gonna win gambling You're never gonna win gambling and just coming not with that mentality swallowing the pill Of how much money you've lost gambling got a tough pill to swallow. Well, that's an easy pill to avoid swallowing by just never looking I understand but Just being like hey as much as I love this Is never gonna work. Yeah, never gonna work All right, this is a bummer of them. It is This is a real bring down

Okay, uh mine the first player younger than you retires from sports. Mm-hmm. That is a very tough pill Andrew luck. Yeah, Andrew luck when he retired. Uh, shack or no, shack's not younger than me But but shack shack was a guy Shack was a guy that I remembered his entire career. That was a tough one But when the when a guy younger than you retires because of old age and major league sports Yes, it's a tough pill to swallow for sure. And then my last one. I'm just going to go with Uh Accepting the fact that your star quarterback cheated repeatedly and that maybe his punishment was worthwhile

You might you might find yourself just panicking not knowing what to do You end up finding yourself in a reckless position. I think you need to name names I think you need to name names if you're going to do it. No, I'm just saying like You find yourself, you know getting arrested rooting for broncos In prisons you need to name names if you're going to go this far No, I think that you know people can put the pieces together who we're discussing here Stand up for what you believe in that's what I think Yeah

It's a tough pill to swallow when you realize that the league is against the best quarterback in the league and that there's an unfair Jealousy and hatred towards, you know, your crown crown jewel. It's fucked up Once you realize that, you know, the corporations that we love aren't true and are very corrupt. That's a tough pill to swallow We'll kank Hank will would um, all right the i'm gonna do another depressed one for my last one uh Your best friends will slowly fall out of your life

It's a tough pill to swallow. Yeah, but but it is at least you have your dog And then you have the two checks where people just like like it's just one of those things getting older You just know like you I think probably what would you say? 20 is the peak of your How amount of friends you've had you have because you still have maybe some high school friends You got all your college friends I'd say like 25 mid 20s. You think so. I feel like I feel like you've already lost some Yeah, I feel like you've already gone on the decline. I think like that middle ground where maybe sophomore to junior year in college

Yeah, you have like your home peak amount of friends from that point on until the day you die You will lose like a friend a year and it's it's kind of cyclical though Because every fall like I just got a bunch of friends back right last week because fancy football the group tech started I'm like, oh, I have friends again. That sucks. It sucks. It's also That's almost a reminder of like damn. I like we're not even that close anymore Or like I don't even talk to these kids except for once or twice a year Right scheduling the draft when you're in your mid 30s and you can't because like three out of the group They have like five kids right a side activities that they have to go to a side one for this is

Like after you graduate college, you'll never live in the same city as like some of your best friends That sucks to come to that realization and just be like, okay This is a bummer. Yeah, this is a bummer. This is a bummer. Hank. What's your last pick? Uh, my last pick is realizing that the summer's over and your next vacation is god knows how long away probably in a week for you You actually aren't you going? Well, there's a union a shout out. No, I'm not taking friday off. Oh labor day after friday. Oh, okay. Labor day weekend sunday. Yeah Uh, but yeah, it's tough. Yeah, it is. It's like the summer, you know, you guys love the fall I love the summer. I do love realizing that the the summer is not coming back anytime soon

I'm taker leave it with the summer. I love the summer. I'm with you, Hank. Um, all right. What do we miss fish oil? Yeah, that's a tough one for sure. They do and then they're like huge you burp them later. Yeah And then you have to fish uh Personal one wisconsin will never win a national title in football or basketball. Yeah, but you kind of accepted that though Well, I accepted it when coach k paid off the refs at halftime, but that was the moment that was the chance It will never happen Touchdown catch for your team that doesn't count like when they take it back You have to review and then he breaks his leg and never gets to play again. That's also a tough one. Yeah

Um When there's no snow on the ground and you're in school and you were promised snow And you wake up and you open up the window and you just keep staring outside hoping that snow will just appear Or when you this is I mean this Thank god doesn't happen anymore when you would go to your teacher and ask for your grade And then you realize that the only way you're going to be eligible is if you get like a hundred days in a row Like it's too late. You go to your teacher being like, all right. How can I salvage this semester? Well, you're fucked. You're already fucked. It's over. Uh pyramid schemes aren't real

Yeah, can't make you money. That's a tough pill to swallow. I've been involved in a couple as not a I haven't run them But you've been a lower tier. Yes. I've recognized that I was in a pyramid scheme too late too late That's actually a good one is is just uh Acknowledging the fact that you are currently in a pyramid scheme, right? Because they do a good job of like defending you against that. They're like, hey, your friends are going to tell you It's a pyramid scheme, but it's multi-level marketing. Yes. It's different Uh a moment on your a moment on your lips forever on your hips

Whatever you eat like especially as you get older your metabolism. It's just gonna suck. Yeah, I have one That was a big time wine mom. Yeah big time gave right there. I have one pft And I'm not saying this to you. Yeah, go ahead, but I'm just gonna say it I personally don't it's not a tough pill for me to swallow Tall people run the world Yes and no yes short people take over the world for moments for moments and then are and then are infamous Yes, that's for the rest of history. Uh, but tall people run the world. Yeah, but they don't day to day But ironically they have to be looking over their shoulders tall guy walks into a meeting

Everyone's like who is this guy? Yeah being sure that's just a fact being on the shorter side of being perfectly average was a tough pill for me to smoke Is until I was 25 I was like, maybe I'll grow maybe if I drink a little more milk Yeah, but you know what for those of us that don't have to be tall. We have to do a little something called develop personality I'm just stating facts tall people run the world. Um, your last one. I had was uh, no one actually likes dad bots That's such a fucking myth and to be like have the glimmer of hope. Yeah, you know the the whatever year it was when uh When Jason Siegel and Seth Rogen had like their big hits and everyone's like, oh the summer of challenge these guys They're funny, but no, that's not real. Uh, the soprano's ending. That was a tough bill to swallow

We're just cuts to black. Yeah, I don't know what happened. You're like, wait, is my tv broken Everybody was like pounding the side unplugging replugging. It just got to black. Yeah, that's a big one. Uh, also, you'll never have a six pack Yeah, that's just that like once you realize that point you're like that's never happening But it's liberating once you recognize it because now I'm just like fuck it You know what if I can just get into decent shape, then I'm fine with that. I'm never gonna have that six pack Oh, yeah, also one really depressing one climate change is real and the earth is basically gonna fry in the next 100 years Yeah, or less or yeah We're sure gonna happen

Finding out that you're addicted to jewel Like seriously hardcore, but then breaking the addictions an awesome pill to swallow But I I did not swallow the pill of knowing that I was addicted for a long time I was like I can quit everyone else around you did everyone else was like get these fucking things away from them He's gonna fry just doing it as a joke Yeah, it was ironic. So that that was what I couched in but that's a tough one to swallow because there's nothing cool about being addicted to Jewel. Yeah, uh, all right. We'll put it up there. Oh your candidate lost the election. Yes What are you pointing me? No, yeah, just yeah everyone just in general. I am a bernie bro

So one one's candidate lost the election. Yes, that does that is a tough. It's a four-year pill to swallow You just keep swallowing. Yep over and over and over and over Uh, okay before we get to our interview with luke wilson We're going to actually throw on a little extra luke wilson from his super bowl story The malcolm butler game all-time story that he told we're going to put that at the end We talked to him two years ago. So if you missed that make sure you listen to that a quick word from our friends at nitsa Drive sober or get pulled over. That's what we're saying right now. That's what nitsa is saying because guess what if you feel different You drive different if you drive high you get a dui. We are practicing safe driving. It's the end of summer

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Always remember if you feel different you drive different never drive high drive high get a dui Drive sober or get pulled over so do that practice safe driving this holiday weekend coming up Or else you're also banned from this podcast. We're gonna say it. Boom get a dui. You're banned from this podcast So there it is. Thank you. You're no longer welcome. You're not no longer welcome. Okay. Here he is Oakland Raiders tight end and hard knocks superstar. Luke Wilson Okay, we now welcome on our good friend recurring guest actually Yes, no not to count him as a recurring guest because he's been on barcel radio And I've personally ran into him at every single super bowl party. I've ever been to right and he we're gonna play

The story for anyone who didn't hear it at the end of this interview the all-time story that luke wilson told About the famous seahawk super bowl where uh, Malcolm butler intercepted the past to last play the game So it is luke wilson oakland raider luke wilson good to have you on luke. Let's get right into it Uh hard knocks. How weird is that having a camera in your face all the time? Yeah, it's a bit bizarre like first few days whatever there's cameras around but it's almost like having big brother everywhere and You can say like all you want like dude. I'm like that has mic'd up. But when you're kind of in that You know, it's like you forget like

That there's a camera Always kind of watching like there's been numerous times where even today. I'm like chilling and I'm talking some I probably don't want recorded And it's like I can see the guy from down the The field like zoomed in and there's a dude behind us with the damn boom mics. I'm like man. He's fucking guys They're like silent And I get everything yeah, are you on hard knocks right now? Is there a camera on you? Oh No, I am not on hard knocks right now. I am not uh, I'm in

Comfort of my apartment shit. Can we actually I don't think there's a camera Let's let's redo that and you say yeah, they're taping me I'm not sure if they're gonna use it next week or not that way everyone will tune in Hey luke. Are you on hard knocks right now? Is there a camera on you? Yeah, right now. There's a camera and a boom mic. Oh shit. I wonder if we're gonna make it Awesome, man, this will be cool if we're on hard knocks next week. So uh, you you you also had famously had The review of the golden gate bridge, which was an all-time review pretty pretty cool fucking bridge Um, did you get drug tested after that review?

I didn't man, I'm uh I'm feeling clear with the drug test right now. Okay, good. We've had our we've had our annual already though So maybe that was after so maybe uh, I'm clear for a year when it comes to anything I like it not a pd. Yeah, do you have a like a power ranking of your top three bridges? Uh, after I would have to say golden gate bridge is up there Um, I'm gonna put the ambassador bridge and number two Only reason is because I don't know the name of a third bridge. Hmm. Okay, um Chesapeake Bay Verzano

Tappan see everything it uh, george washington bridge Don't even know where that is Bridge over troubled water Teddy bridge water. Oh, what about the oakland bay bridge or whatever? That's one all the bay bridge. Yeah, never mind We'll put that number three. Okay. Good. It's it's very literal top three of bridges. It's actually the top three bridges You have physically seen yourself Yes, correct So we've we've obviously been watching hard knocks

I always wonder if the players that are on it if you guys sit down and watch the show too Uh, I haven't I was a little upset after the first episode um And so I kind of had my own little private boycott of hard knocks I've checked out a couple clips. Um, they put some stuff on instagram called my boys and blown it up But it's you just don't know like what they're gonna put on and what they're not. Um I was really pushing I I've said a lot of real fucked up shit And thrown a lot of people under the bus, but apparently it's too offside and they say won't make the show

Then it's like the first episode they tell me They're like, yo, you're not in it and then I got it Believe it or not big guy, you're the first guy to text me and be like dude. I love that. I'm like What is he talking about? So I went and watched it and all my boys are like, man, you got fucked up on that play Yes, I'm like, dude, this shit wasn't even me I wasn't even talking to april on that. I was talking to uh Clea I want to say and it was a totally different play, but it's like

They fabricate the shit now. I got all the twitter trolls Wait, wait mash it up They they took your audio from a different play and put it in on the play that abram lit lit you up So here's the thing if you watch abram, that's not even me getting lit up by abram. That's a wide receiver. Okay So they took a wide receiver Getting lit up by abram made it like a small clip And then zoomed into me talking about I think it was clea

Um on a completely different play and people are like grilling me like dude, you got ran over by safety I'm like, what is everybody talking about? Then I watched I'm like, Jesus man. What the fuck they're doing deep thing. Damn Damn, that's tough. Well, it's good that you came on because we can now clear it up that that was not what happened So you're you're having a personal boycott. We watch every show religiously and I guess the big question is Uh, is john gruden like that all the time and by like that. I mean totally fucking awesome Yeah, he's uh it's a lot of fun around here in that sense and I mean, he's funny man. I don't again. I haven't seen all the clips that he's got on there

But in the meeting room, he says some stuff that is just fucking hilarious and I know they can't put it on there because For various reasons, but he is uh, if it's what I think is being shown He's definitely liked that all the time. Yeah, does he always kind of have one eye cock? Yes, yes, he kind of does he really kind of does Oh, I fucking love him. I love him. Uh, how early in uh, in camp did he install spider 2y banana? Uh, what the first day and we ran it probably 900 times

So perfect. Um, how's yeah, how's your helmet fitting these days? Good question. Um, my helmet fits great. Thanks for asking Sure, sure Just wanted to make sure you know, I you know, you never know you never know these days, you know It's good that you got a time, you know, if I take a hit I'll have to tighten the chin strap back up other than that my helmet's really thriving I I did wonder about that though Like how much of a pain in the ass is it as a receiver of sorts like that you have to change a helmet Does that really mess up your field of vision or do you kind of adapt to it pretty quickly?

Um I think everybody's different. Um, for me, I've gone through Um, a variety of helmets college. I say variety for like three or four and to be honest with you I haven't noticed a difference visually at all but uh, again that Personal preference there. I'm not a as long as it kind of feels good in my head. I really don't give a shit after that but Um, everybody I've heard from a variety of people not just the obvious that

It's a big old deal when you switch helmets, but that's just kind of other than me What uh, what's it like to be around? greatness in nathan peterman He burst off dude. This guy is He's the I don't I was gonna actually call him a goat, but I don't know if I want to go that far He's a good dude, man. He's a good dude. Uh, he's a lot of fun And I mean you guys are seeing the games. He's played very well. He looks good in practice. He's athletic Um, I don't again. I don't know what the hell happened in buffalo

I know that everybody kind of likes to make jokes about him on social media but I think that uh Nathan peterman, whether it's here or somewhere else this year if he gets in I think he's uh A re rejuvenated reinvented qb, man. This guy. I uh, I've been very impressed by Nate so far I've heard he's got great command of the huddle. That's what gruden loved about him coming out of college He could get the play in and call it crisply I to be honest with you. I feel like if you're a quarterback in the NFL and you don't have great command of the huddle That's a major issue. So uh, that's

Yeah, that's a good scout. I mean, I'm not saying gruden's wrong But it's like dude, I I would hope so, you know, I mean, uh-huh has has the goat. Yeah, he's the goodest of all time has Nate ever uh Said anything to you like Hey, man I know it's the elephant in the room, but yeah, I threw five picks in the first half of that game Dude, he he's never mentioned it In fact, I don't even know if we've spoken about buffalo really. Okay. All right. Well, that's good. So you man

Yeah, that's a totally fresh start. Yeah, you always got to know like if he if it's something he brings up like hey I'm Nate and yeah, okay. I know you're thinking it, but that's good that he's moved on I would say so. He's had a couple great Things are all growing right now. Yeah fourth quarter mr. Fourth quarter against the uh Against the the packers up in canada. How by the way, how great was that? Were you did you get a heroes welcome going back up to canada? Um, I didn't I did not I was really expecting one, but I did not get a heroes welcome I was you know really let down

And then I played like fucking trash So it was just a it was a combination of just a lot of negative things that happen We're on an ad art feel right it was uh It was a yeah, it was a shit show It was a shit show said at least that you can spin zone that though You can be like I'm a tight end all I do is catch touchdowns I do my work inside the 10-yard line and they took that completely off the board You had to play with the end zone starting at the 10 was that weird when you got out on the field and you're like

Yeah, this is this is very strange Yeah, and what was more strange was You get this dilemma it we happened to a thing in the third or the early fourth where It's like the balls on the 40 So it's a 57-yard field goal Or you stroll your punter out there, but we need him to pooch one less than 30 yards. Yeah So Um not really a punter sing

So I made the suggestion not to our specials coach to a few of the guys on the sideline That we should if we get back in that situation we should just have one of us punt it Yeah, you know one of those because it's like if I were to max out my punting like it probably would be somewhere between 25 to 30 yards right you wouldn't even have to take anything off it. You could be the new slash the new cordell stewart That was what I said It's like this guy's not gonna punt one 30 yards. He'd have to like I don't know. I mean, I'm not a punter, but I'm assuming that he would have to like shank it And I don't know if you can control your shanks kick it left foot. It's a weird field goal at 57 yards

Yeah, huh? What do you think it was cultural appropriation that uh, erin rogers wore the canadian tuxedo when he went up there for the Yeah, and the guy wore the the shirt that had like the wrong. Was it the wrong province or something wrong province? Yeah, yeah, you want to hear something all messed up was uh That's our rookie punter ha and I saw that early on and I'm like, oh wow, dude This guy's got no idea what he's wearing and I didn't say shit to him I just let him like it's absolutely sewered him and I'm like as soon as somebody sees this It's gonna, you know, I didn't know how big of a flash it would make

But I went on twitter later when we got to win a peg and I saw he was trending and I'm like, dude This is exactly why I didn't say shit. Yes. Yes. I mean it's fucked up what I did. I'll be honest with you Um, so yeah when it comes to erin rogers. Were you offended by that? No, I was offended where I was the opposite. I was like, wow, what a legend That's his he looks awesome. Yeah, because we're we're a pro packers podcast now. I don't know if you know that We're pro eight raiders podcast What uh, I mean, what a The guy showed up. I think he had a bolo tie on as well. Yeah, he's a tryhard. We all know

Um, all right, see you with a bolo. Yeah, you look great. He's hard. He looked really good. All right I got the clutch jeans. I got the seekie question. It's my last question put in promo code take you get $10 off Luke I'm gonna bring up something that's maybe a little touchy, but I have to do it Okay, because we have to talk about this. We got a game plan If you were to get cut On hard knocks, what is our game plan the way I see it? We have two options one I would love to see someone just never show back up to the facility So they call you and you just don't show back up that probably wouldn't be good for your future

So maybe we'll we'll table that two What if we sent you a bunch of pardon my take stuff and you got cut with a pardon my take shirt on that would be legendary Ship it man. Okay, dip it done right now and I'll stroll in there I've actually in case that does happen. I do have A bit of a plan Okay, I really don't want to be like the veteran white guy that they're gonna make some like sob story around like oh man He got cut So, uh, I can't really tell the plan yet because I haven't finalized it, but I've really got I like

Me and hard knocks kind of a battle going right now And I think I gotta get the last laugh with this one like if they're expecting some tears and a lot of like sadness I'm just not gonna fucking give it to a man or do it or Here's what you really do because you're saying this right now You go over the top tears and sadness But it's all a joke because we're talking about it right now. So it's clearly you acting So anyone who's like, oh my god, luke wilson, we can then go back over the top and be like you idiot He planned this whole thing

Yeah, we could definitely do that. But I I think I need to pardon my take here because I will gladly wear that in there Yeah, we'll get that to you another move you could do is just when you sit down Don't let them have the satisfaction of cutting you from the team Heaven forbid if this is what it comes to you sit down and you say, hey, I just want to want to let you know I quit Yeah, yeah, you quit before they cut you and then and then pull out a Copy of art of the deal and and right in their face Could you imagine they they give me the car that I come through your ipad or your charger And I throw it to him

Back as I quit. Yeah. Yeah Hey, just a heads up. I didn't really want to play on this football team anyway Yeah, right before mayok opens his mouth. You'd be like, hey before you say anything. I'm out I just want to let you know that uh, it's not it's not you. It's me see With my uh, with my Yes, yes, yes, perfect. So you so all right, so obviously we hoping this doesn't happen I don't think it will happen. No, I think you're gonna make the team your hair's awesome

You're an awesome guy. So it's like every team needs a glue guy And someone who's gonna work, you know work on the punt team But we will have this just in case where you just sob on national television in a part of my take shirt Maybe a Larry shirt I Love it. I love it guys. I'm in uh one last question for you. Did you get to meet Guy Fieri? No, where was he at? He was at practice. See this is why you need to watch You need to watch hard knocks because he was watching practice. I think it was week one, right? Yeah

Really? Yeah, he was there and then I think Gruden went over and brought him back and and met some of the Like uh players wives and stuff. You weren't there for that I that one flew over my head. I uh I was pretty fired up with Frank Caliendo Yeah, how was that? How was his uh Gruden impression live? Honestly I it's Hilarious, man. And I mean they didn't show all of it, but then like at the end

Gruden was like literally just naming guys like people that we all know Hey, dude, nice man. Hey do this. Hey do this guy It was like everyone was just insanely spot-on. Wait a second. I thought you didn't watch the show How do you know what how do you know what they didn't because he just said something they didn't show but they did show They did show that. Yes. How do you know? No, he said they didn't show it I'm confused now. He's assuming they didn't show it I did assume they didn't show it, but you're saying they did show all that. Yes. They did show all that

How was that okay, dude? I made a couple I've made a couple false stories and narratives going on That they claim is too outside and and all this stuff is okay. Yeah I love that you're trying to like intentionally dupe HBO cameras and they're just sitting there like god They probably like all these hbo guys are sitting in the cutting room floor Be like, all right. What did luke wilson try to trick us with this week? He thinks he's smarter than us Oh, you know what you should do if you say I tried to claim a rookie had an std. Yes He fought through it all through camp

And uh, I actually got a text from one of the HBO people they're like dude We're all in the studio right now dying at your joke-spoke chlamydia but uh Apparently that's not gonna make it It was somewhat believable I mean if you if you do have to get that call from mike mayok and you sit down with him You could say I don't know if you're aware of this coach But the scene that they showed me getting lit up on in practice that wasn't actually me

That might have been the the play that put them over the top on Yeah, you know what came down and it was like hey, man. We really want luke here, but he got lit up On hb o r knock. Yes. Yes. Yes Um, all right luke. Well, thank you very much. We appreciate it. We'll send you that stuff. Best of luck. You're not gonna get Yeah, I hope you don't have to wear it. You'll just get some free shirts Yeah, you know what? I mean either way I got a feeling I'll probably be on Again, so it'll the t-shirt will definitely make its way onto the show

I love it. All right luke. We'll talk to you later, man. Thanks so much. All right. Appreciate it guys. Thanks buddy. See you man. Good luck We got to bring up You don't want to bring it up. You want to talk about it, but yeah the play I know I knew it was coming like I prepared myself. You didn't prepare for the russell wilson I was worried that was coming because we're gonna get to that but uh The the play the play. Were you on field? I was I was did you at any point be like wait? What was the play? Let's do the let's do the other play with marshawn. Okay, do you? Because that would have been a smart move by you or down there at first

It makes the great like unbelievable catch Which was an absurd that was the one where I was like I was like I was watching at home alone And I was like that's that's the helmet catch. It's fucking. Yeah, I can't believe it happening again But I'm jogging I'm jogging along going to huddle. I'm like wow. That's the david tyree catch right there. Tyree. Yeah, ruben ran and i'm like What a win and i'm like, okay, let's finish this shit off like let's go. So we call 19 forces to play And i'm like off Luke 19 force kind of like relies on the tight end

So i'm like damn like I don't want to be that guy who fucks shit up. I better make this block So i'm like, okay, dude Hopefully the linebacker like walks on the ball because I don't really feel like blocking at the end So we get out there In like last second linebacker gets in the ball I do a decent job and i'm like, all right, we'll be good like Marshawn, which is another thing that people don't talk about he just gets like clipped on the like the right angle to play before And he lands like the half

Now first because i was like, oh, there's the td and I don't know who made the tackle But it was like it was high tower like I don't it was not like a clean like oh I just laid him out. Marshawn doesn't get laid out. It was like clip his foot Marshawn went down and I remember thinking to myself like Oh, this is great, dude. We just gave tom brady less time more time off the clock I'm like we're on the half yard line like oh man. This is i'm this is unbelievable. This is heartbreaking to hear Yeah, this is talk. So here I am in the huddle And and just to get a little sentimental. I'm like, you know what and i'm not a guy like i'm

I'm actually I'm a guy who's like pretty focused. Okay, this one. I'm like, oh, we've won this shit, bro. This shit's over I'm like Not many people know this but During the super bowl if you win you can get two people to come down the field Okay, so the year before I had my mom and dad dude. It was great. Yeah, so I'm like, I bet my mom and dad are walk I remember thinking this their mom and dad are walking down right now. You didn't say that though in my head Your head you said and then the next thought is the next thought is

Okay, dude, just make sure you don't go don't fall start. I remember we won the super bowl, bro The game's over like it's fucking go We're getting the huddle and i'm like, uh, all right. We're gonna call and I legitimately thought i'm like we're gonna call 94 buck And uh 94 buck I don't want to get an x to those but it's basically a zone read your traditional college zone read Right and we ran a million times in the goal line Little rpo action. What's rpo run pass option. Oh, yes. Yes. No pass. I don't want to get two x's no Yes, you got me on that

All right, but it's like so we go and I'm in the huddle And he calls the formation. I'm like, damn we don't we don't have a 94 buck out of that We're definitely running 94 buck And then the we motioned so i'm like, oh we have 94 buck out of No, we don't have 94 buck out of this. I'm like, what is this play? And then we called a pass and I was like, oh shit I'm getting to fucking catch the game when it's super Let's go

How many thoughts did you have? And uh I got to the line. I was like, so there's a zone side and a man side right now and I was on the zone side So i'm like, come on runs on runs on runs on and i'm getting this ball They're running man coverage and i was like, oh fuck i'm not getting this shit Uh, well, we'll be all right. Like we ran this play a bunch of times And then I ran it and I had a corner on the back side So I didn't see it but I heard everybody yelling and like as weird as it sounds

I could like hear guys like celebrating that weren't my teammates And I turned around and say yeah, man And it was probably the worst moment of my life I believe it. Why what could be worse than that having a amazing victory in your hands the locker room afterwards Betting on the sea hugs, but at the time it was the worst moment of my life. Yeah. Yeah, it was it's up That interview with luke wilson was brought to you by roman swipes Most guys have tried different ways to last longer in bed But thinking about baseball doesn't always work

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He has monster. Okay, good. He could have just been the dancing guy for imagine dragons. Yes. That would have been a perfect fit for him Hey member, uh, uh left dolphin left shark left shark. Sorry. Yeah, just put just put rob in the Hey jay-z. I know you're a listener put gronk in the super bowl halftime show. No, he's not a listener He listens to matthew barry's podcast. Okay, that's right. Yeah, matthew barry. You're a listener Yeah, you tell jay-z because you have his number jay-z tell people that and let him know that he needs to be in the halftime show Yeah, it's it's an obvious Kind of transition for gronk to go from being a tight end into launching a line of cbd products Like this is I remember I gave you the idea a couple years ago for bro team

Gronk could be the first product ambassador for bro team and what that would be would be basically an alcoholic energy drink that also has cbd And protein in it. So basically it's like kombucha for pros. Yeah and booze. Sorry a little bit of vodka I left that part out. Yeah, maybe green alcohol. So it's like eight percent alcohol Yeah, it's got enough like a monster energy level. He's probably experimented with concoction on his own Maybe a little nicotine. Yeah, maybe a little nicotine. Just a bud. Just a little bud. It's more like it's soylent for bros Yeah, it's an entire day's worth of every single nutrient stimulant and depressant that you need All concocted into one little thing and it's actually not even a drink. It's just an ivy. Yeah, just shoot it

Up. You mainline it. See you just walk around with a big bag. You can freebase. Yeah, you do it My only concern for gronk is that with cbd. It's anti-inflammatory. Yeah, so it's harder to get swole So gronk is gonna maybe the pythons are gonna get a little bit lighter. He was actually talking about the injuries he went through and This actually goes back to like the andrew lux stuff where Andrew lux press conference was emotional and all that but he I wish he had just said, yo I can't like I won't be able to lift my arm in three years because gronk essentially said He said that he was crying after a super bowl win because he was in so much pain

It's so much fluid in his thigh. He was pissing blood Which not to call a man card, but gronk he that's really not a big deal a lot of people who doesn't But seriously it to hear him say it to hear gronk say it the guy who is full of life A big labrador loves football all these things and be like, yeah I was in so much pain that I was crying after I won a super bowl. It is a little sobering Yeah, they said that they drained a leader of blood out of his leg and the hit that he took didn't look that bad I mean, it looked like kind of like a charlie horse. Um, but yeah, he said that he couldn't sleep for a couple days after the game Maybe it was just too hyped. Yeah, he looked like he was having a good time after he also left it very wide open

To come back because he said physically he could do it But mentally he doesn't know if he can do it, but maybe he'll fall back in love with football I think he'll be back. Have you seen the patreons tight ends? Yeah, he'll be back I would I would say he probably will be back because he'll he'll do the thing where he can basically play The important games in december and january and have fun and not have to deal with all the bullshit He's also a workout freak where it's like it's not it's not like chris long like chris long stop Stop. No, this is not long doesn't smoke

Exactly i'm saying when chris long retired all of a sudden his body changed and he could not come back tomorrow and play defensive line grok Because of verse puberty is always working out like he's still working out like he looks skinny though Yeah, but he's still in shape like he's got when he wants to come back. He'll be ready for a comeback Yeah, he strikes me as a guy that he puts that's not a shot at chris. Let's just say no Using big time shot at chris long two weeks in the gym and grok will be ready again I i'm confident in that hanks new thing is he just takes shot at all our friends. That's fine. Oh, you first kept this sucks never said that sucks never said that you know all these guys stink never said anything if heaven forbid

Luke wilson gets cut he should go to the patreons because they need a tight end right? Yes, he can be their bridge To rob grunkhouse. I don't think the pellet check system would work too well with I think you be Now you're taking a shot at the guy Literally a guest on today's show hank hates everybody that we like if he did that interview it would not go over well Well, he won't do it on the patreons. He would definitely still come on. Yeah It's our friend luke our friend luke from fox burrows. You guys are turning into like fake news where it's like I can't even just give my honest opinions without like getting like like getting It's i'm sorry. Okay. Just my thoughts. All right, whatever

It's just my thoughts. Uh, all right. Next up. We have thoughts and prayers for big bed Wait, I had I had one last question about cbd because i'm not a drug guy is cbd. Is that the female version of the plant? Or the male version. I don't know sativa. So it's the female version So that's that's why rob likes it. Oh, he loves it. He likes to grind on it. Yes. He's all about it. That makes sense Okay, that's what I thought thoughts and prayers big ben so antonio brown said he was never friends with big ben and I don't know. I mean this actually could be an oh, you think Yeah, I could but that's the meanest thing that you can say to a guy is like actually we were never friends Really though. Yeah, it's like saying when I was catching all those passes from you

I was thinking about tom brady I have a feeling I have a feeling big ben has had that said to him more than a few times I was faking all my celebrations. Yeah, actually big ben. You're kind of a dickhead. Yeah, well, that's not the fur That didn't take big ben by total surprise I saying that you're a dickhead is Much nicer than telling big ben that we were never friends when ben Because ben is not smart. So he thinks that he has like his circle Like that was like if ben is for his gump

But then Antonio brown was his bubble They were never big ben strikes me as the guy who's best friends with like the backup center And the punter maybe like one of the training guys. Yeah, he spends so much time No one on the team who contributes to the team is like buddy buddy with big ben I don't know It's sad because they don't make a walking boot for your heart and I just feel just absolutely destroyed for ben on this one But he it won't even I don't even think it will register. He has emotions. He's a man. No, I don't I don't know Does he not bleed? No, I actually if you lightly step on his foot

It's like a molasses that comes does he not pretend that his entire ankle has been ripped off He not pretend that he can't walk for the rest of the season Even though he'll definitely play and throw 50 times on sunday if big ben He should get into cbd because maybe that would take away some of the swelling in his face It definitely would be like I I don't I don't like to get high I got high once and I had to call it cops because I thought my heart was gonna come out of my chest Back him my big ben's got a hot anxiety guy. He's a basic. He's a basic. He's a basic bitch. He's just like, oh my god I ate these brownies

And I thought I was having a panic attack He strikes me as a guy that tries to fix everything just by swallowing alka-selts or tabs whole And he just starts his stomach just foams out of his throat. He's a seagull. He's like a stomach. Yeah blows up I'm having a stroke. Yeah, I'm having a seizure. Oh, no. What do you say, Hank? You say you like big one big bad No, I was gonna say the alka-selts are things sounds like something you guys would do. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's a joke. Yeah as a hilarious joke that makes me friends and it might work too But that wouldn't be part of the joke. It would just be a positive side effect of the joke. Yeah, right

Um, all right, let's do pmt sports biz minute. Jake was actually if you don't follow jake on twitter pmt sports biz He was at the us open and he did a great job So can we can we just call it the open? Can we cut? Well, we're gonna get to that. We're gonna get to talking tennis So let's do the pmt sports biz minute. Good morning. This is jake harsh with a pmt sports biz minute The 2019 us opening is in full swing over in queens approximately 95,000 tennis balls are needed each year for this tournament and the building process would be spheres of rubber and belt is no joke You might only be familiar with the optic yellow tennis balls throughout the sport a prior to 1972 Balls were either black or white this change was made to benefit television viewers and safe to say it has worked

All right, we've had our little appetizer shot out to gator nation for getting the job done But now things are getting real five straight days of college football That's 83 fps games ranging from tomorrow night all the way to labor day night on Monday Say each game takes three and a half hours. That's a possibly 290 hours of football. What a time That's your bmt sports biz minute. Mr. Cap. Mr. Comments are back to you. Thanks. Jake. Thanks. Very cool great content, jake Um, he also cucked revelled today and that was awesome big time. He broke the misson main scoop from uh leighton vander ash The wolf hunter broke that scoop about a minute and 30 seconds before revelled tweeted out

Which is an eternity. It is a full life in in the content game that content belongs to uj That is not revelled 100 percent. He was too busy talking about rory mackerel's nipples Well, nobody else was to be fair. He I will I will admit when revelled gets it, right? And when he tweeted out that not enough people are talking about rory mackerel's nipples He fucking nailed it. I mean you gotta take your head off to the guy not enough people were all right so speaking of tennis talking tennis the u.s. Open is here and uh Uh, I people keep being like you're gonna go to the open. No, yeah, you couldn't pay me

We're we're calling it the open and I love I am Day one a one jokovic guy, but I still couldn't be paid to go to the open I'm a Federer guy up and down through and through. It's also very funny watching. I almost kicked that thing over It's also funny watching the instagrams from the u.s. Open because I feel like It's so American for everyone. Oh to go to the u.s. Open and be like look at this tennis culture We're almost like wimbledon, but then you see him and they're playing on a fucking Like driveway paper. It's like a neon court. Yeah, I I do like bro. Give me some grass. Give me some culture Have everyone eat some strawberries and creams and the queen's corpse show up

That's right. I like the outfits though at the u.s. Open because they're all wearing the high vis shit Yeah, usually so it looks like somebody went to wimbledon and just got handed like a construction job right outside It really got the bright orange the bright yellows. You're dunking your chicken tenders into coke outside It's like that's one of the traditional dishes right? It's like the wimbledon remix with lil john Yeah, that's that's what that's what the u.s. Open is for america. Oh, yeah job rule presents The u.s. Open. Yeah, you you want culture? Oh, we got it That was a good one. That was good. All right, uh last up. Let's do some guys on chicks Hank Bubba Bubba

Bubba woke up this morning and he's got this gravelly like deep voice this baritone. He sounds like barry weiss He just lost his voice barry white. What did you do barry weiss? Definitely a different person. Definitely. I'm not even sick That's really that's a real voice. Yeah, that's a fake voice. Okay. I take it back You do sound like barry weiss. That's a fake voice. You just woke up like that. Yeah, and are you sick? No Do is overdose of white claws mean you're sick truly Truly sorry truly's bleep that out. No Did you overdose on truly's this weekend? No, do you smoke some some real cigarettes or just jewels? No

You're sick, dude. Maybe you should all right high PMT boys Especially the hilarious vicarious Sexterious Aquarius boys. Oh, I'm a Virgo not to brag Can you explain what cuffing season is and why does it happen every fall cuffing season happens now? Because it's drives over or get pulled over. So they will they will lock you up. I'm pretty sure it's just uh hipsters Wait, no cuffing season is when you get a girlfriend or boyfriend, right? I was gonna say the pants

I thought it was the pants it could be I thought that you know when people just fucking cuff their pants Yeah, you're talking about south by southwest. Yeah, that's no one in Williamsburg in general Like you walk around with cuffed pants. I also think october november is more cuffing season Like cuffing season coincides with when bears start to load up food before hibernation. It's the same Why are you looking at me same process? Yeah, when they start to eat the salmon. Yeah, it's like the winter's coming You want to just people don't forget Yeah, I mean I've been proven right many people So what what it's just like you got to you got to find a boo for the winter

I think it's like you are going to go home and visit your parents at some point And so you need to prove to them you're not a total loser and you're capable of procreation Yeah, so you're like, hey, I found one cuffed one got one tricked her literally handcuffed her. She doesn't know What my bad habits yet that? The most guys like it when girls genuinely like football My boyfriend says it's intimidating but nice that on sundays In saturdays. I can take beers to the face and watch sec and nfl football respectively Let me hear your thoughts

Uh, yeah, it's cool. It's absolutely. I mean, I think we have a lot of female listeners that do like football They love football and yeah, it's cool But uh, just do us a favor and when we're wrong about something don't correct us in front of people Yeah, don't ever say you got a bet right that your boyfriend got wrong or Talk about your fantasy team being better than his because we have very small fragile egos and they can be crushed at Even the slightest comment about your football prowess over your significant other. Absolutely. Yeah I'm pre laughing Try not wait wait try your best to not sound I am I'm talking

Uh, there's another Oh Some boys my birthday is in late june. So my zodiac sign is cancer But it has the 69 symbol nice Can you tell me what the rest of my year looks like based on this? Thanks in advance. All right, so you were born in late june You like 69 jokes. I think you're about to get cuffed Ooh, by the way, the astrology stuff. I'm not into it, but I think at some point in my life

I will it's one of those things I've had on my to-do list You gotta mean like you gotta believe in some see Jurassic Park Become a weirdo who does astrology and lights like random scented candles You just need it. You need to read a horoscope that slaps right and then you'll be like, oh Right, it's one of those things that I don't do it now But I know it was actually almost like game of thrones where I was like I don't watch it But I will watch it and I'm sure I'll like it someday I'm gonna wake up and just be spitting hot fire

Astrology signs and like being fully believing like being like pft that that color does not go Wait, what are we acquires? We're uh, mercury's in retrograde. Yeah, that that color does not go with the Aquarius heart and you need to Swim away away. Yeah, all that shit. I'm gonna I am I'm such a gullible piece of shit when it comes to that stuff I will absolutely I just gotta read the right one your right Hank and I'm in you know What I thought about doing this here is using astrology to gamble So I might I might just read my do you read your own chart or do you like read your horoscope every day? I don't know. Maybe I'll just chart of the quarterback playing. I'll read my horoscope. Here's what I'll do I'll read the charts of

The two starting quarterbacks in a game in the NFL season and then I'll use that to determine who I'm betting on Yes, and then if that works for me one time, I'm an astrology guy for life. You call it a system for life I've got a system. It's called the stars. It's called it on an excel sheet Neil deGrasse Tyson ever heard of him go tout pft's astrology picks 49 99 a month the stars don't lie guaranteed winners Hey pmt, especially pft If you are marrying a guy but hook up with a female stripper during a bachelor party Does it count as cheating?

I'm uh, I'm free love. I don't take anything counts as cheating. I say just like holes are all around us. Yeah, I think you probably just Like casually say it right before you're getting married be like, you know, like, um, Maybe at the at the rehearsal dinner, just a quick toast be like, hey, thanks everyone coming out Thanks, even to my future husband who got over the fact that I fucked a cheater I don't think I'm going to be able to do that. I don't think I'm going to be able to do that Thanks everyone coming out. Thanks even to my future husband who got over the fact that I fucked a chick on my bachelor party And see what he says because guess what? He will not have the balls to call it off at that point

Also, if you just kind of insinuate that maybe one day you might be into Hooking up with a stripper and him at the same time. Yeah, you don't actually have to ever do this But if you just leave that door open a little bit, he'll be more than fine with it Um, it's that or you can say, hey, I got to talk to you. This is serious stuff Um, I I stepped out of the bounds of our relationship last weekend And I'm really sorry for it. And then when he gets upset, then you toss in the fact that it was a girl And then he's like, oh, okay. Good. And uh, yeah Having sex with a stripper on your bachelor bachelor party definitely means you're ready for marriage

Yep, you're ready to go Got it out of your system This one is like based on the meme, so I don't know if you guys are gonna like get it Dude, we don't know what's going on boys Hot girl summer was a lot of work How soon is too soon to jump into christian girl fall? Will people see right past my riding boots and plaid scarves? There's a not too late to repent the sins of the summer

Our guys even into that. All right. First. Yes. First thing is it's christian girl autumn not christian girl fall So let's get that straight. I say as soon as college football kicks off in your hometown It's christian girl autumn. I would say the first sec game, which is georgia vanderbilt. Perfect. So boom That is an ultimate christian girl autumn game. The national girls will be will be leading the charge It's time for cowboy boots and dresses. Yes to make the comeback big hats You know how they say like that guys scarves that guys all all hat no cattle Yeah, you see like a girl in boots that girls all boots. No bible. Yes. That's what some people say scarves and big boots and flannels PSL's yeah looking down on other people just do it all

Yeah, judging people on twitter because they can't buy fancy clothes calling them poor do it all Doing a fundraiser for your rich friends kids. You're doing a fundraiser for your sorority. Yeah, that's do it All right last one. No, please do more. No, I don't want to How do I deal with my boyfriend's fantasy football gambling addiction each year? We keep losing more and more money And he won't listen to me when I tell him to stop betting because he always thinks he'll win it back Yeah, well, he will because if you make him quit then all the he lost is lost forever That's true. He's not he's not down yet. You're only down when you die. Correct I would say be supportive of him

And maybe actually it's your job as a significant other to find him winners That's a good point. So if it's really a problem, this is why don't you why don't you fucking put your hard hat on Get that excel spreadsheet out crunch some numbers. Maybe a little yards per fucking Per possession get that going. I was a big yards per per per possession guy in like 2011 I had a spreadsheet that I thought figured it all out. I'm a dvoa guide. Yeah, but do that help out the team Yeah, why you're sitting on the sidelines getting the fucking game. Yeah, here's the thing It's a partnership if you're in a relationship and that means gambling included So maybe you start studying astrology and maybe you come up with your own system

Through the stars like i'm about to make a shitload of money get a joint bank account And then you can see how much he loses Well, a great thing to do would be for you to start betting and if you lose just as much money as he is Yeah, then he'll be like, hey, we need to cut back on this together. Yes. So you that yeah, that's going on a diet together Yeah, that's what you do. So you need to start gambling just as heavily as he is Yes, and that way he can see the error in his ways because guys we are not very good at at uh, like self at introspective Activities, uh, but when we see somebody else screwing up, then at that point we can see the error in our ways So try to get that shot. Yeah. All right. That's our show. Uh, friday

We are going to have a little college football preview with our friends tom franelli and annie staples So we'll get some winners for you. We'll get some preview for you. We'll do it all Um, also, we might have a commercial, right? Yeah, we're gonna put that commercial on let's just tease it. Yeah, well, there'll be a commercial It's a commercial we've been talking about. No, it's a video but also a commercial in this We're gonna do it both. Love you guys. Got it. Yeah Dude, we're just trying to get I click bait. I Fucking click bait now you get people to fucking watch and listen and they're like, holy shit

Oh, so only not gonna be in on friday show only the mooch can watch. Well, you won't know unless you listen to friday show Love you guys Oh I'll be coming for your lover Oh Oh Oh You are

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