Pardon My Take - Rams Coach Sean McVay, Anna Kendrick Is An AWL? Grit Week 19
Episode Date: May 22, 2019Grit Week 19 continues. We've been up and down the coast interviewing guests and Big Cat got the re-follow from Anna Kendrick after some help from AWL Zac Efron (3:22 - 9:49) . It's been a weird long ...week already. NBA playoffs, Drake sucks, the Raptors are back, and Steph Curry is amazing (9:49 - 20:30). The Blues are in the Stanley Cup Final (20:30 - 23:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (23:17 - 38:21). Rams Head Coach Sean McVay joins the show to talk about the Super Bowl loss, him not giving us suites for the big game, Kliff Kingsbury possibly being hotter than he is, having the BOAT in his QB room, and remembering plays (38:21 - 60:19). Segments include Uhhh Ya Think, Bad Visual for Daniel Jones and Eli  being identical, hurt or injured Cespedes, and Guys on Chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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You're joing?
No.
It wasn't a jewel.
Well, this will be the start of the podcast.
It was only two percent.
Well, put it put it close to your mouth.
You just jeweled.
This is the cold opening of the podcast.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I just saw smoke come out of your mouth.
No, it's a smog.
It's a smog.
It's a smog.
We're in L.A.
There's a lot of smog in the city.
Hey, close those windows.
You know what?
It's smogs getting in.
It's actually technically
Wednesday on the East Coast, so you made it all the way to Wednesday.
I did.
And I'm allowed to jewel after a long days.
No, I'm not.
Yeah. OK.
Run the jewels.
Well, on today's part of my take, we got Scott.
I just almost said Scott McVeigh.
Scott McVeigh.
On today's part of my take, we're not high.
Rams coach Sean McVeigh.
It's been a long day.
Yes. So we start.
We have a Great Week 19 update.
It's been wild.
We've been all up and down the L.A. coast.
We saw the boo.
We have some NBA playoffs to talk about.
I guess the Blues are going to the Stanley Cup final.
I'm not sure if we want to address it or not.
Hot seat, cool throne.
Guys on chicks.
Anna Kendrickson, AWL.
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Today is Wednesday, May 22nd, and it's Great Week, 2019.
Day two and a half, three day, three, two and a half.
The weird thing about being on the West Coast is at nighttime, it's only 1030.
But I still feel like tomorrow morning, I have to wake up on East Coast time.
Yes.
So I feel like I'm looking at the clock and I'm like, you know what, it's 130 right now.
Right.
But it's also been one of those days.
It's been one of those days.
We've gone everywhere.
I think there was maybe some misconceptions about Great Week 2019
because we're in Southern California.
It's Great Week because we're doing as many fucking interviews as we can for you guys.
And we did four today, another five tomorrow, five the next day.
It's nonstop.
We were up and down the coast.
We interviewed Jay Glazer, worked out with him coming Friday, kicked her ass.
We interviewed Sean McVeigh, which you're about to hear.
We're Andrew Whitworth.
We interviewed Zach Efron.
And we did a YouTube video for Zach Efron's channel, who is actually a listener
to this podcast, which is crazy in its own right.
And we've known that for a few months now.
So we finally met him and he's fucking awesome.
Better looking in person.
Callie vibes to the max eyes.
The eyes are nice.
The eyes are very nice.
I lost myself in the eyes.
I feel like when we make the inevitable part of my take movie, which we should
probably cast at some point, he's going to be my body double.
OK, because we're playing ourselves.
So you just have to pick a body double.
OK, my body double.
Jason Momoa.
My body double would be Kevin James.
That's right.
He had some work.
But yeah, it was crazy.
It's been a wild day.
Great Week has been fun.
And yeah, Zach Efron is awesome.
And he listens to the podcast.
What's up, Zach?
Yeah, Zach.
What's up, man?
Yeah, we just came from your shows coming out on Wednesday and Zach Efron
got Anna Kendrick to become an AWL.
That's pretty cool.
So he facetimed her and relentless, relentless.
He well, you'll listen.
We're going to run Zach Efron next week.
He called texted during the podcast.
And then when we went back into his house to hang out afterwards,
he facetimed her again and she picked up and was basically like,
I don't remember following this big cat guy.
It was an accident.
And but then I won her over with some charm.
There are no mistakes in life.
Correct.
So the Lord works in mysterious ways.
And he he made his presence felt through her thumb last Thursday night.
Tuesday night.
Well, Tuesday night.
And then again on Wednesday morning.
Yes. Right.
With the unfollow.
Yeah, you know what?
This actually worked out for the best because if she had just followed
you and muted you when she was like, I'm sick of this guy tweeting out Kevin
White gifts, then we would not be in this place because you wouldn't know.
Correct.
But the fact she unfollowed her, she's hurt my soul.
It's better.
The person who said it's better to have loved and lost and never loved.
That's bullshit.
That's fucking bullshit.
If you've loved and lost, that sucks.
She you know what she did followed and unfollowed.
That's fucking bullshit.
She let you go and she knew that it was destiny.
If you came back, it was meant to be.
Mm hmm.
So Zach Efron pulled the solid.
And I would say Anna Kendrick loves us now.
Yeah, she's a big fan.
Yeah.
So she she follows.
She put the refollow.
I'm probably muted already.
I don't really care because I'm followed again.
I already slid in the DMs, probably aggressive again.
I have not learned from my mistakes, but that's OK.
Everyone be cool.
Don't tweet her.
But maybe you do and be like, thanks.
Come on, the podcast.
That was a really cool chick moving you to do that was really fucking cool.
Yeah, and Zach Efron, maybe the weirdest, wildest person to be an AWL.
But here we are.
We're we're in LA and we're finding out new things every day.
He's like a younger, smaller version of Bill Walton.
Yes, you'll have to find out Wednesday what I mean by that.
A wild, wild trip.
All shine on.
Dream on.
Ab on. Carry on.
Interminute fast on Zach Efron.
Blue steel.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
You throw in a blue steel on.
OK, Zach Efron.
Oh, we'll do it again.
Shine on.
Dream on.
Carry on.
Interminute fast on.
Blue steel on.
Zach Efron.
Zach Efron.
Zach Efron on on.
So, yeah, we also I want to throw out a little credit to us as a team.
This we have done many trips together.
There are always ups and downs.
I feel like we have gotten to a place of maturity
that's that we have never reached before.
OK, I'm going to throw that out there.
It's only Tuesday.
It's only Tuesday.
Yeah, that's true.
Absolutely.
We'll probably have our part where we just all go silent on each other.
But we we hit ups and downs and we kind of move on through it.
We were in the we're in that fucking death wagon.
Our 1985 Westphalia for what felt like 10 hours today, driving everywhere.
And guess what?
I feel like everyone kept it pretty cool.
Yeah, it was good.
It was a good day today.
We kind of went with the flow.
We figured it out, LA got that LA Cali weird, you know, vibes
where you're just unconnected from the entire world.
You know what I think it is?
I think when we're in the Westphalia and we're driving by everybody
that's richer, better looking and more relaxed than us,
it's like us against the world mentality.
Yes, like we the north from New York.
Yes. And you know what?
Like all we have is each other.
We we we noted that today when we were driving that like in New York,
they hide the rich people because the rich people are in places you can't get to.
Well, the rich people hide from us.
Hide from us. They're the Met Gala.
They're in fucking high rises.
You can't even get close to in LA.
Everyone's rich and they're out in the open.
It's just like that's just what it is.
People are just rich everywhere.
You just look and it's like, oh, that's a rich guy.
Oh, that's a rich guy.
Oh, he's just wearing a hoodie walking on the beach.
He probably has a seven million dollar house.
It's fucking weird. It's weird.
Yeah, it's very weird.
All in all, good day on the road.
Yeah, let's make some more magic tomorrow.
We should probably talk about some sports.
Yeah, let's talk about some sports.
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Drake is the worst.
He is the star of the show up in Canada.
So he was rubbing Nick Nurse's shoulders,
giving him a little massage on the sideline.
Dude, you know what, Drake, you're from Canada.
You should know better.
It's like the Stanley Cup.
You don't touch your coach's shoulders during a game until you win the title.
He was going up and he was like, what happened to the coach's box?
What happened to anything?
Like he was going up and down the sideline, clapping in Yanis' face,
doing all this shit.
He is like the most he's like Spike Lee was never this annoying.
And Spike Lee was annoying.
No, Spike Lee was at least good at trash talk.
Right. If you have if you have Drake mic'd up during a game,
I bet you he just says like his two go-tos are that's what's up.
Yeah. And that's whack.
That's whack, man.
Look at my big sweater in your face.
It's big. Yeah.
Don't make me take out the lint roller.
But yeah, Drake is the worst.
We've we've been on this for a while now, but it's just listen.
And we like the people of Canada, but between the square,
the heartbreak square that you got and now Drake, these aren't the things
you want to be known for.
I mean, we want to know you for Kawhi.
How about Kyle Lowry?
Very good night. Where's that coming from?
And he's he's no longer a complete and utter bum.
And that Van Vliet fella. Oh, yeah.
Dude, shout out, Van Vliet, Wichita State.
He and Ron Baker, Ron Baker, Money Maker, they played there for about 15 years.
One, I don't know, seven thousand regular season games
and went to a couple of sweet 16s.
And I still, if you told me that they were there, I'd be like, yeah, that makes sense.
This to me feels like one of those home win, home win, home win, home win,
home win, home win, home win, home win game.
Never break serve.
Never break serve.
The series hasn't started yet.
We do know that American bucks are worth less in Canada.
True. It's not surprising that they they're not performing at a game one or two level.
Although they were pretty good game three.
But yeah, Canada is holding serve as a nation. Congrats.
Yeah. So that series, I mean, it's I'm happy that we at least have a series.
So we might even get a game six or game seven because I was going to have to dig
pretty far into the well for some hockey takes if this series had just kind of fizzled out.
Right. We would have had because because the NBA does that stupid thing
to that no matter what happens, they wait until the final starts.
So we would have had to wait an entire eight days for the final start, which is very weird.
But the series obviously is going at least six.
And I would guess seven, like you said, the the serve is being held.
As I said, I've said this entire playoffs, the bucks, you know,
who knows if they'll make the finals? Who knows? I've been saying it. Who knows?
And so we say that because on the other side,
the Warriors have done what the Warriors always do.
They swept the Blazers.
The Blazers ready for this stat.
I got two stats for you, PFT hit me.
The Warriors swept the Portland Trail Blazers
despite trailing for more minutes in the series,
101 minutes, then they led 83 minutes.
That's insane. They're sudden. That's insane.
The fact of the Blazers, I know like moral victories, blah, blah, blah.
They had an unbelievable, you know, the Dame shot was was an all time moment.
They go to the Western Conference final.
Them not being able to win one game when they have those types of leads was insane.
And now we have the Colonel, the little little fucking seed that got planted
a few weeks ago has now become a full tree, a take tree.
Are the Warriors better without Kevin Durant?
It is a full blown take tree that is it's it's like it's the tree
that's like dropping shit on your car now because you can't go anywhere
without seeing this take.
And it's starting to look kind of true, kind of true, true.
I mean, they they play a more entertaining style basketball.
You know, what's so demoralizing is in the game last night,
the Warriors were losing at halftime.
I think the score was something like 70 to 60 or something like that.
And it's so demoralizing for the for the Blazers
going into the locker room at halftime, having scored 70 points
and knowing like we're kind of fucked here.
Oh, yeah, because we played the best half of basketball.
Myers Leonard, you can score 25 points in the first half.
Yeah, Myers Leonard, all time bad tattoos.
Myers Leonard, he's got the blessed.
He's got the blessed inner inner bicep tattoo.
Yeah, Illinois legend.
That's Brock Osweiler tattoo.
No, his was what is what is Brock?
He does he has an apostrophe in the wrong place.
An apostrophe at it's. Yeah, it.
At all costs, apostrophe. Yes. Yes.
Yes. So, yeah, Myers Leonard, all time bad tattoos.
But like you said, PFT, 25 points from him.
They play the perfect half and everyone's hot.
And it's like, what is the best lead that you can go into
at halftime against the Warriors?
Well, I know what it is.
It's being down 31 points like the Clippers were.
There you go. That's the only way you can beat the Warriors.
The playbooks out on how to beat the Warriors
is just play possum for the first two quarters.
Yes. And then hope that they just suck shit in the second half
because they're not focused.
It felt like the war.
It's weird to say the Warriors acted like they had the lead
after being down 60 to 70 at halftime.
And they didn't have a good all either last night.
So it's insane that the Warriors swept that series.
I do not think a sweep was going to happen.
And what Steph Curry did, he did.
Here's my second stat is from Micah Adams.
Steph Curry had as many or more
35 point games that series as the following players
had in their entire playoffs career. Ray Allen, Chris Mullen,
Patrick Ewing, Adrian Dantley, Pete Marovitch, James Worthy,
David Robinson, Steve Nash, David Thompson, Kevin Garnett.
He had more in that series.
He went 36 points, 37 points, 36 points, 37 points.
Steph Curry, you can you get the Warriors are not better
without Kevin Durant because a superstar gives you more
flexibility and injuries and all that shit.
But Steph Curry is certainly better and can be more Steph Curry
without Kevin Durant when the offense runs through him.
And basically they like he shoots the lights out and he gets
in these rhythms that you can't stop them.
We would be remiss if we didn't highlight the fact that Steph Curry
is very he's exhausting to watch as a fan is off the ball.
He doesn't stop.
Does not my eyeball is hurt trying to keep track of him on the screen.
Yes, he's the dude who in pickup, you're like, no one wants to guard him
because you just know you're going to have to run.
It's like we're all out here trying to get a sweat.
Stop trying so hard stuff.
You feel like there would be like a little honor amongst NBA players
like, hey, don't tire me out that much.
Just give one possession where you just stand like James Harden.
Forty five feet in the back. You stand here.
I'm going to stand here. It's an understanding we both need a blow.
Right. So the Warriors, I think Kevin Durant probably will come back.
Also, Kevin Durant from when I say come back, come back this playoffs.
Kevin Durant since Sunday, when we were talking about him being
mad online, more mad online.
When after Chris Besard, clearly this is bothering him, which you know what?
It's fucking human nature.
Yeah, like if if if one of us like didn't do the show for a week
and it all of a sudden doubled in ratings, we're like, wait, what?
Yeah, like that sucks.
So Kevin Durant, I understand that it sucks.
Maybe just try not to fight with every single person online
because that's not going to make it better.
Yeah. And don't attack a journalist either.
Yes.
Chris Besard is a big stand up.
We did not touch life.
We did not touch on.
We need an update from Magic Johnson.
Oh, yeah, our senior tampering correspondent.
Wait, because we we didn't get to watch the Raptors game tonight.
So surely PFT, he had a tweet summing up the game, right?
No, but he had one summing up his pregame routine for the game.
Getting my skinny pop popcorn ready for Milwaukee versus Toronto.
Explanation.
I think I'm going to go with sea salt and pepper.
So huge news.
I actually would prefer butter.
Yeah, butter is the skinny pop butter salt and pepper is a wild move for popcorn.
Yeah, although if you get the white popcorn,
that's salt and pepper.
Do you know what I mean?
I thought you meant cheddar, like smart food.
No, no, no, no.
I'm talking about the white kernel, like it's the little kernels.
Yeah, that's good salt and pepper.
Also, popcorn is just a great metaphor for playoff basketball.
Yeah, it's like this little tiny, like hard shell thing.
And then you heat it up and it explodes into a great flower.
Again, we're not high.
But is there anything more loves than popcorn?
Like in terms of universally, I know I obviously bacon,
but there's a lot of people don't eat bacon.
Who doesn't like popcorn or as the Native Americans call it, mice.
Tweet tweet me tomorrow.
If you don't like popcorn, so I can shame you.
Yeah, like who? Listen, I don't.
I'm not a huge popcorn fan if there's no butter on it.
Right. There's no butter in the game.
OK, but of course, you need to make it like
like it's you have to make it to the right way.
And it's not all popcorn is created.
It was kind of like pizza in that respect, but like pizza and popcorn.
Yeah, everyone likes them.
Who who does not like popcorn, Hank?
You better fucking say you like popcorn.
I love popcorn. OK, good.
Kettle corn, popcorn.
See, now when you start getting into
kettle corn, you're going to get some feedback on that.
That's OK, though, because I like kettle corn, too.
If you don't like kettle corn, that's fine.
If you like regular popcorn, that's fine.
Popcorn plays everywhere.
Yeah. And you know, what's interesting is popcorn is,
you know, we just eat it as a snack.
It's just like finger food while we're watching a movie or something like that.
In some countries, it's part of a dish.
Yeah. So like in Ecuador, they make popcorn
and then they put ceviche on it.
And then I've done that.
All that is really good.
So popcorn is criminally underrated as an accompanying food for a dish.
Yes. And you can do it like you just said, you have kettle corn.
You got the the big pinwheel that we get in Christmas time.
You got this.
You can do the hot sauce.
You can do salt and pepper.
You can do we have just popcorn is the greatest thing of what we can do with popcorn.
You know what? We're going to be the George Washington carvers of popcorn.
Again, not high, not high.
But we just spent five minutes talking about popcorn.
And I think, honestly, it was five minutes too short.
Yeah, we could go longer.
Summary popcorn. I'm a fan.
So good. You ever pop it in your own in your own popper?
I do. But that's kind of for weirdos.
Well, just put the bag in the microwave.
Also, an idea that I had.
This is actually no, you can make it.
No, if you make it, it's better.
You make a little oil.
It's better than the bag. Disagree.
Give me Orville Red and Bakker heavy butter.
But a great idea that I had about popcorn.
At your work office bathroom, people should just install microwaves
in the bathroom and just pop popcorn and it'll cover up all the smells.
Yes, you don't have to eat the popcorn.
Just having running better than any can all the time.
Yeah. And they just dump it in the trash.
Yep. Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
All right. That was popping talking.
The blues are in Stanley Cup finals.
Yeah. Well, spin zone.
No one's going to remember the blues because the Capitol is Stanley Cup
was so impressive last year and that lady put her boobs on the glass
when a veteran got the cup.
True. And other spin zones.
St. Louis has never beat Boston in any championship ever.
Oh, OK. OK.
So here's the thing.
There's a lot of people saying that I wouldn't mention the blues
in a Stanley Cup final.
Here's me mentioning the blues in a Stanley Cup final.
Good job. Good job.
There you are. And you know what?
Good job. You did it for.
And my biggest concern last week was getting too much rest.
It's going to be even even even Steven.
It's just because this was the whole thing.
Like the St. Louis Chicago arrival, like St. Louis Cardinals fans
have been pieces of shit forever with the way they treat Cubs.
No, this is true. Careful.
No, they in St. Louis.
Like anyone who's listening right now is a Cardinals fan.
They'll admit this.
Like they made all the jokes.
They they said the Cubs would never win one and the Cubs won one.
And it's like, oh, yeah, the blues have never won a cup.
And now that that could end right now.
And so it's like, you know what?
I'm good. Congrats, blues fans.
This is this is me being as nice as I'm going to be to St. Louis.
Congratulations to all the blues fans,
especially the blues fans, AWLs.
All right, let's take a look at Hank.
That was so nice.
Let's take a look at Hank's power rankings of what Boston fans have to be upset about now,
because now you can't be upset that you want to quickly
and you have too much rest because that's even Stevens.
So right now, what's your biggest concern?
Is it that your all world tight end probably won't be back until November
when he comes out of retirement?
Yeah, and also like the Red Sox swept the Cardinals both times.
I think the Bruins like in the past when they played them swept the blues.
So it's like if they lose even one of the games in the Stanley Cup,
that will be kind of a letdown.
OK, so you set yourself up for failure with the gentleman's sweep.
Here's a take.
The blues this sucks, because I'm actually just being nice.
But I actually like the fact that the blues fought back
from a total bullshit call in game three, because we have had
like this new rash of everything goes wrong.
The Rockets send a fucking report about the calls.
The Saints love Saints fans, but you complained a lot.
Not saying it's right or wrong, but you complained a lot.
Blues, they just fucking picked up the pieces and went to it went back to work.
And again, I want to fucking shoot myself right now.
There is bull don't lie.
Yeah, there's a but you know what I mean?
Like, don't fuck.
There there is a there is like an element of like this has now become
like the anything that goes bad.
It's like, well, the refs, the refs, the refs and then they feel bad for yourself
and the blues control their own destiny.
So congrats to the blues.
OK, we talk to you.
Cool throne.
We talked about you way more than I thought, still less than popcorn,
but way more than I thought.
Thank you, I go ahead.
Sure, my hot seat is already laying.
Recurring guests on the show.
True.
He got arrested again in his mug shot was.
I mean, simply put, it was terrifying.
Don't do drugs, kids.
Yeah, did you don't do.
Did you expect anything other from Artie Lang?
Because I mean, he had the nose issue for the last like couple years.
Right. But it's like, you see the front on your card.
I mean, it's already laying. What are you expecting?
And then when you see the profile and you just it's just flat.
Yeah, you just had like that was it's scary.
You know, I don't even I don't even understand the physics behind how that happens.
The human body is amazing.
The way that it adapts the things.
If you do so much cocaine that you're about to kill yourself,
it just collapses so you can't do any more cocaine.
Crazy.
It's a good thing.
Craziest mug shot.
I that I don't know if I think you probably still can.
So yeah, but there's but stuff.
There's but stuff.
There's mal stuff.
There's also kind of stuff.
Craziest mug shot I've seen since Dent Head.
Oh, Dent Head wasn't all time.
Dent Head is fucking Hall of Fame mug shot.
You looked like he was.
Marty McSorley.
You never seen Dent Head.
Who is Dent Head?
Dent Dent Head.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a guy that had.
He was a Dent Head.
There was a person you know, Dent.
A wrestler.
So we all know Dent Head and then my cool throne is Snapchat.
Oh, they were on the cool throne last week for their filters
that were turning boys and the girls, girls and the boys.
And now they've come back again with the baby filters,
which are hilarious.
People have been putting them like going back and putting like old
Stephen A clips with him and his baby, like pretty much all these videos
that were already funny.
If you just put a baby filter on it, it'll just go re-viral.
Incredible.
Like the it was, I think I saw Stephen A Smith doing the
your first move was getting Lamar Odom who was on crack, crack.
Hilarious.
Yeah, it's already funny.
But with the baby filter, even funnier.
Also Snapchat, because I heard there's a hit new show.
Yes, there is.
What's it called?
I chicks in the office.
The group chat.
The group chat.
I got that.
That wasn't even where I was going, but that's a great point.
Yes, you should go subscribe.
Yeah, you should.
What if you put the baby face on me?
It would just look like me.
We can find that out.
We will tweet, tweet it out, fall apart in my take.
We'll tweet out big cat and baby PFT.
Okay.
And we'll probably do some.
I mean, we'll just do like piss dogs with baby faces and go viral.
That would actually that would look more normal than grown men pissing
themselves. True.
Yeah, that is true.
My other cool thrown is grocery store meetups.
Yes.
Okay.
Why Hank?
Are we meeting up?
There's a chance we will be doing a grocery store meetup tomorrow.
Santa Monica, AWLs.
We're going to think Ralph's in Santa Monica.
Yeah.
Not saying when, not saying what while we are saying where, but just
wow, look out, follow our social media tomorrow, tomorrow evening, afternoon,
evening, come by Nick van Exel.
Yeah.
Meet and greet, you know, come hang out with us to find not the basketball
player, but our van.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably six, seven there too.
But our schedule is very up in the air with some of these interviews, but
circle it.
Yeah.
Love to love to see some of you guys.
We'll also, we'll try to do, we're going to try to do another one maybe on
Thursday night.
I don't know.
We, we have like a million interviews.
We're trying to do as much as we can.
It's always funny going to different parts of the country and hearing
their names for their like large local retail grocery stores.
They're always funny because it's, you don't hear them.
Ralph's great.
Ralph's is a great name for a grocery store.
Oh, also speaking of meetup, shout out the guy who left a note on our
van saying if we needed mushrooms, hit them up.
Yeah, that was solid.
We should pay his ticket.
Oh yeah.
He had a ticket too.
He's like, can you pay my ticket?
I'll get you guys mushrooms.
Not opening offer, but opening off very strong.
Hello.
My hot seat.
The nations of Australia, Spain and Wales.
The Chile rugby.
What?
Chile.
What about Chile?
I mean, Chile.
Oh yeah.
Chile, Chile, Spain and Wales.
Okay.
Because they are in the group of death.
As well as a nation.
No, it's a, it's a mammal.
Okay.
They are in the group of death against the United States in the London
sevens this week.
Wow.
As the boys look to retain first place on the table.
It's going to be a big, big weekend.
We're not in first place.
We're in first place.
Retain.
Retain.
Oh, by retain second.
Can we stay in first?
As long as it's not Fiji that gets first.
Okay.
Fiji gets first and they're in first.
What if we get third and Fiji gets second?
Then I believe it's a tie.
So then there's two first places?
Yeah.
Well, and then it depends on who we get first place.
Okay.
Let's say, let's say Chile gets first.
Yeah.
No, okay.
It would be a first for them.
Okay.
Who, give me another team is good.
No one.
It's just basically us.
Fiji gets second.
So New Zealand gets first.
Yeah.
Fiji gets second.
USA gets third.
Is seventh.
Who's in first?
We are.
Who's, no, who's.
No, Fiji gets second and USA gets third.
Who's in first?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's correct.
Who's in first?
Okay.
So USA.
Who, no, USA, who, who's on first?
Right.
Yes.
But was the Matt Damon, South Africa rugby movie?
Was that Sevens?
No, that was 15s.
Oh, Invictus.
What about the great movie?
What about 13s?
When's that one coming up?
13s is nobody plays 13s, but I heard that.
I heard, I heard a little, a little rumor that you're very,
very, um, uh, unfairly rooting for Sevens over 15s.
And 15s is the real man's game.
15s is what I played.
Okay.
So why do we talk about sevens?
I also played sevens.
Right.
But everyone keeps saying like, yo, don't listen to PFT.
15s is real.
15s is real.
Fake life.
Yeah.
Well, sevens is what we're really good at right now.
Well, we're in second best.
And our best athletes are in it.
No, we're in first best.
But the point is that this is the penultimate.
So it's the second to last tournament.
If we're in striking range, going into Paris, which is the last leg,
we're in first, which is the last leg.
I might pull a Hong Kong and just fly over to Paris.
Wait, but we're in first right now.
How can you say we're not going to be in striking zone?
We probably will be.
Yeah.
I mean, you never know.
You have a terrible attitude for what they say about rugby.
Anything can happen.
I'm going to say it right now.
We'll be in fucking striking distance because I have faith in our boys.
I do too.
And we're getting our two best players back.
Danny Barrett and Perry Baker coming back.
Perry Baker.
That was, I was literally about to say that.
Yeah.
Perry Baker's coming back.
So they are on the hot seat.
On the other money maker.
The other hot seat is death.
OK, because mommy, because we're it's the one year anniversary of my
brother, PFT commenter passing away.
No, my brother, PFT commenters brother, Eric passing away and then PFT
commenter being reborn on the same day.
So Great Week is a lot like Easter, right?
In the way that things shake out.
So you're Jesus.
Yes, I'm Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
Well, I have the long hair and also the virginity.
So those are two out of three.
But yeah.
So back I've only gotten stronger than ever in the last year.
Death could not crush me.
I crushed death.
Just put that on my tombstone.
It's pretty sweet.
That was pretty sweet.
My cool throne is vaping.
So Sansa was vaping on the set in that in that little circle.
Counselor, she was vaping on the set of Game of Thrones, making
it look super, super cool.
But guess what?
You're not going to get to me, Sansa.
I mean, we started the show talking about how you were vaping.
No, I'm just saying you might have thought that you look cool on the set.
But you you you for someone who's quit jeweling, I've seen you
jewel so much this week and talk about it and talk about.
No, you're talking about it.
This is a two point.
Oh, you're jeweling all the time.
I mean, every time I look around either you're jeweling or dipping and
you're like, I quit.
No, I'm dipping to to quit jewel.
You know, I still you know what I need to do?
I need to just start smoking cigarettes to get off the jewel.
Done. I might do that.
But you'll actually just do all of them.
No, because you keep jeweling.
No, I don't.
I only I jewel after after dinner.
We haven't had dinner.
Yeah, we did.
We ate burgers with Zac Efron.
It's always after dinner.
I actually started to notice some hallucinations from the lack of jewel
as we're driving up the coast.
Yeah, I thought that every car was BMW.
That was how pretty the boo was.
Yeah, it was pretty nice.
So yeah, that BMW and Aston Martin.
My other cool throne, my other cool is talent evaluators.
Oh, because the NBA knows what they're doing.
All top five draft picks from last year were named to the NBA All Rookie Team.
So all you blog boys out there.
Is that what Kevin Durant calls them?
OK, the blog boys are your blog boys out there.
You better chill out and give respect where it's due.
And that's the top executives.
First time ever.
Yeah. So yeah, we were right.
Blog boys were right forever until this year.
OK, so we're 75 and one.
OK, not bad.
It's a pretty good record.
Yeah. All right.
My hot seat, the haters, because Steven Smith is on your ass.
So he had an all time rant about the haters of which there are many
and Magic Johnson, Rob Polinka, Rob Polinka, basically,
he went after Rob Polinka because Magic Johnson said that he was.
Rob Polinka was like undermining him.
Stabbed him in the back. Stabbed him in the back.
Can I just? Can we just say that Magic Johnson's got a giant bag?
Damn, I'm just a big fucking bag.
Can we just for a second?
Note that Magic Johnson is a master of the media.
Like, I know he's been getting dragged for a lot of things.
And every every thing, you know, when he was a coach, he failed.
When he was a late night talk shows, he failed.
When he was on ESPN, he was failed.
When he when he was a GM or president, whatever he failed.
But the guy can spin any spin zone.
He went on first take.
He basically gets Stephen A. Smith on his side all like two hours before.
Rob Polinka has to announce Frank Vogel as the new head coach
basically bringing up the fact that they Frank Vogel was their like six option.
So Magic Johnson hats off to you.
You fucking know how to spin something.
Yeah, no, it was great.
He's like Hugh Jackson with a little more charisma.
Yeah. So Hugh Jackson.
He's what Hugh Jackson looks in the mirror and thinks he sees.
Yes, absolutely.
He Magic Johnson is to Hugh Jackson as John Gruden is to Mark Davis.
Right, right.
So credit to Magic for that.
And also the head of the haters have been put on notice.
Stephen A. Smith is on your case.
Cool throne.
How about O.J. Simpson?
O.J. Simpson is on the cool throne.
Oh, good.
Because the number 32 on the bills has finally been taken.
The first time since O.J.
Simpson played, the number 32 has been given out to Sonora's Perry,
special team or some time running back.
What's kind of ironic is the guy that got O.J.
Simpson's number is probably going to get cut.
Oh, yeah. Big time.
Get it. Double cut.
Get it. Yeah, I get it.
We're don't make those jokes are in LA.
Oh, yeah. Good point.
Yeah. But yeah, O.J.
Simpson, now you can look at number 32 and think of someone else.
Yeah. So he's on the cool throne.
No, that's very good for the bills.
You're right. You probably should have done this a while ago.
Sonora's Perry.
Wow. That's what I think of when I think of 32 on the bills.
Yeah, they did the they never actually retired his number.
Do you know that?
That that's kind of weird.
It's weird because they could have before the murders.
But they didn't.
And then I guess they just didn't give it out.
But it was like a kind of an unwritten rule.
Don't, you know, like it's retired, but we're not going to retire it.
Yeah.
But now it's unretired.
But now it's unretired from the fake retirement.
Maybe just nobody had asked for it until now.
Or maybe it was one of those things where you have to ask permission
to the person to get their jersey and nobody wanted to be like.
Hey, O.J. Hey, O.J.
Can I take something that's yours?
Yeah. You'll be cool with that.
Hey, O.J.
You want to meet me in a Vegas hotel?
And I'm going to ask you if I can take something.
Hey, O.J.
I was wondering if I could wear a bunch of jerseys around that had your
number on it, like your old memorabilia day.
Yeah. Is that probably not cool.
But I can't wait because this means our friends of Bill's mafia.
There will be some 32s.
Yep.
In the stands this year.
And they're like, what?
Snores, Perry.
It's cool, man.
It's fucking cool.
So good job.
O.J. is on the cool throne.
Way to go, Bills.
All right.
Let's get to our interview.
We have coach Sean McVay on the show more time than last time.
Talked about the football, the Super Bowl suites.
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The Super Bowl not going his way.
Cliff Kingsbury being hotter than him.
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Here he is.
Coach Sean McVeigh.
Okay.
Big time guests.
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It is NFC Champion, second most attractive coach in the NFC West.
Now the Cliff Kingsbury has been hired.
We can get to that in a minute.
You can get about Pete Carroll?
Oh, Pete Carroll, yeah.
Very looking at that.
Yeah.
He's like 70.
But it is Coach Sean McVeigh, and we have to start because it's Grit Week.
You have to explain to us what grit means to you.
The standard is the standard.
The standard is the standard.
The standard.
Well, so grit is grit.
Grit is grit.
Grit is grit.
Grit is grit.
That's it.
Just keep it simple.
Deep.
Just know.
That's good.
Grit is grit.
All right.
Right off the bat, I want to talk to you about hiring Blake Portals.
I'm acting like you're the hiring manager, and he's a highly prized recruit.
But you were hot on his trail.
He only interviewed with you guys.
He only took one visit.
What was it about Blake when you looked in his eye that you were like, this guy, this
is my guy?
Just so you know he's good at it.
The same reason that you feel the way you do asking that question.
No, in all seriousness, though, he and Jared have a great relationship, and any time that
you can get a guy like Blake where when you meet him, and I had never met him before,
he's one of those guys, he's got a great demeanor where you're like, you know, this
guy feels like a quarterback, a leader.
Then you hear him a couple of days out here, just the way he commands a huddle.
You can see why his teammates believe in him, and I don't think you're going to find many
guys with the kind of production and experience in big time games that, you know, God forbid,
if something were to happen to our guy, has been in those types of games, in those atmospheres
where you know he's not going to flinch and, you know, we're excited to get him here and
get working with him.
Are you worried that he's smarter than you?
He's a genius.
I don't know if you knew that.
You know what?
If he is, then I love it.
Any time that you're around people smarter than you, these are always good things.
Yeah, yeah.
How many Wikipedia entries have you read in the last year?
Because he's read at least four.
We have a Wikipedia club confirmed.
Anybody can edit that though, right?
Yeah.
It makes it so great.
You get all the world's knowledge.
Yeah.
Like, who's to say?
That is a good perspective.
I can appreciate that.
Okay.
I got you.
You can learn something from everybody.
Yeah.
So how many entries has he read?
At least four in the last calendar year.
Six or seven maybe?
Yeah.
Confirmed.
What's the last Wikipedia entry you read?
Probably the one with...
Probably yours.
Actually yours.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't even remember what was on it.
Yeah.
So, all right.
We got to talk about some stuff that's very important.
Okay.
The Super Bowl.
You obviously didn't go your way because you didn't give us tickets.
I know.
And deservedly so, you've had some choice words for me on that, which, you know, I...
I mean, that was a great...
I can't...
You said it to her face.
No, I'm talking about the criticism of my coaching in the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
I might have said some things.
Yeah.
I deserve it.
Well, I can appreciate the honesty.
Hold on, but you have to understand, like, my job is to say that I can do your job better
than you.
That is a good point.
You know, I'm just doing my job.
You're doing a great job.
Very well.
Well, I love it.
What we actually said is that, you know, you had that quote a couple weeks ago where
he said that if you had to do it again, you would watch less film because you might have
overdone it.
And I said that Belichick is such a good coach that's actually an advantage for him
to coach against a good coach because he can put yourself in your head.
Whereas if he was coaching against an idiot, then he'd be like, I don't know what the
hell to do with this guy.
Yeah.
I can't predict an insane person's tendencies.
So you should have just hired some moron to drop the game plan for the Super Bowl.
Totally fooled.
Yeah.
Us.
You know, I really feel worthless right now.
I mean, that is.
It's a hot cop.
You know, I just finally got a good night's sleep and now I'm going to be waking up just
about this again.
No, it's in all seriousness, though, when you look at those couple weeks, there's an
element of when you work, you want to work hard, but you don't, you also want to work
smart and you can have so many different things and not being mindful of the progression
of the season.
You think about just, there's usually about a four to six game span that you're usually
operating on while still being mindful of situations.
And then you got to, you know, two weeks and you don't want to short yourself.
And I'd be lying if I said, you know, if things go a little off track, you probably have too
many thoughts in your head.
You would have a different rhythm.
I don't necessarily know if you're working any less hard for the preparation, but, you
know, coach Bell check and the Patriots are, you know, they're the, they're the standard
right now.
They are the standard.
Obviously, everyone's just leaving right now, everyone's leaving practice so perspective
wise, obviously you never want to lose a Super Bowl, but was there a moment where you're
like, I'm 33 and I just went to the Super Bowl?
Like in my second year as a head coach, which Jeff Fisher's team, I don't think you ever
really go that direction on it.
I think what you do want to make sure is that when it ends like that, you don't take away
from all the things that the team accomplished because a lot of times you hear about how
demoralizing it can be.
It's the last game.
There's so much said about it and those things are real, but I think we can choose how we
respond and not being, you know, you want to appreciate the entirety of to get to that
point while never being satisfied.
You don't win it.
Right.
But I think the way that you handle it can be something that can be a positive response
as opposed to letting it be demoralizing right like, like it can be if you allow it
to be.
Because you do anything to just get your mind off it.
Yeah.
A lot of drinking.
Yeah.
I watched on Peyton's move ice cream and ice cream spiral.
We saw him at the combine.
He's like, I watched Netflix and the ice cream for like three weeks.
Really?
Yeah.
After the NFC championship game.
You have to do a lot of CrossFit to make up for all that too.
Yeah.
So you did that to him.
I didn't know that.
A lot of drinking.
Do you feel bad at all about the Saints game?
It's actually brilliant.
No, I don't feel bad.
I mean, I'm not, I feel bad that that call became such a big part of the conversation leading
up to the game.
I don't think anybody's going to argue that that call did work in our favor, but there
was a lot of plays that took place after that that you just never know.
Agreed.
And, you know, that call certainly didn't hurt us.
It did kind of suck because like Jared, I thought played a great game and he came
back after having a tough start.
You coached a very good game and it's like the narrative is just that call.
You know what?
That's a great point.
That was something that even Jason Garrett pointed out when we had, you know, the owners
meetings in Arizona is that what we want to avoid, which is why you want to get that
rule changed is that when you've got a great competitive back-and-forth game that goes
into overtime, that was a big part of the game.
And unfortunately it was something that it didn't work out for the Saints in their favor
and it did for us, but that became the narrative as opposed to talking about a lot of good
stuff that took place from both teams in that game.
What's crazy is in no small part due to that play, they're kind of changing some of the
rules, adding in some replay elements to pass their fairings.
It seems like it's going to be called a lot more this season than it was in the past.
Are you going to coach offense any differently knowing that there's a greater chance of
passing your fairings?
Yeah.
I mean, I think what you have to do is be mindful, you know, and they've got some meetings
coming up where there's been discussion about maybe rewarding it and getting some, you
know, tweaks to it, but that definitely is going to play into just the factor of, alright,
when do you want to actually utilize that challenge knowing that you can use them at
the end of the game, but you have to have your timeouts available.
So I think there is a strategic advantage or really, you know, a strategic approach,
I should say, that we would take when you would actually put a flag on the field knowing
that you have two and then you get a third if you get them both right.
So you got to be smart about those plays and then having that at the end of the game in
mind as well.
Yeah.
You said that Bill Belichick texted you after every game this year.
Are you going to let him do that again?
He played you, man.
Not every game.
He played you.
He played you.
You know what?
He did a great job.
He, you know, I got a chance to meet him a year ago and he's been really good to me.
He was more a couple of games and then you say something and kind of gets a narrative.
That's our fault again.
Well, thank you for that.
You know, you've caused me a lot of stress lately.
I'll own up to when we love a good narrative.
Well, here's your thing.
Hey, I can't fault you for that.
If you just talk directly to us, then we're not able to take any of your words out of
context.
Right.
So really, every coach that's mad at us should just come on the pod.
Right.
And do the press conferences to our face.
Directly in my face.
Yeah.
Well, hey, it works for you.
I'm going to be, that's taken, I'm going to take that into account.
So Sean, you had a great off season of all your offensive coaches getting hired away
and I had, I was wondering if you could like walk us through because I still don't think
I know the difference between Zach Taylor and Matt LaFleur.
Can you just give me like back in the napkin, how can I tell which one's which if I'm looking
at one of them?
Okay.
Well, are you talking physically or are you talking about just their traits?
Whatever.
One's got a birthmark.
I don't know.
Just give me something to go on.
I don't know about it.
One's going to be wearing Bengals gear.
That's the best way I can separate those guys.
Coach LaFleur, you know, he's going to get a nice tight haircut.
He's going to look like a military guy, you know, when he gets that thing, nice tight
fade.
I'd be interested to see if now that he's the Packers coach, if he still really cuts
his own hair, which he used to do, you know, interesting, you know, so he's always been
efficient, you know, you know, and his wife, Bree, has helped him out with that too.
But it's always, it's always looked nice and crisp, sharp.
It's going to be a tight haircut.
Okay.
So Bear's game Thursday night, he's going to be looking sharp, ready to lead the way.
And then, you know, Zach, you know, taller, got a great demeanor about himself.
No, they're both great coaches, man.
And I think they've been really instrumental in what we've done over the last couple of
years.
Matt's a guy that I've known for a little bit longer.
You know, we're, I mean, he's one of my closest friends, so I can't, you know, do anything,
but wish him the best unless we're playing him.
And then Zach's a guy that I had heard about, you know, big-time player at Nebraska, big
12 player of the year, you know, kind of similar to Blake, they're different, they have different
personalities, but you feel a presence about them when you talk to them.
Zach's the same way.
I think he'll do a great job leading with those guys in Cincinnati.
Was it weird, like having all the, you know, the joke, like, hey, if you had a cup of coffee
with Sean McVeigh, you got a head coaching job?
Yes.
Is that weird?
Yeah.
I mean, it, but it's, you got to, you know, you got to laugh at it.
It's flattering.
Right.
I think really it's a, but it's a reflection of this, you know, it's a reflection of the
Rams and what we've been able to do.
It is flattering, but I mean, I think you got to take it in Jess because that's what
it is.
Yeah.
Just like anything else, this is a production-based business and, you know, you jokingly say it,
but hey, you know, there's a lot of things, you get humbled in that last game and there's
a lot of motivation and reasons why you want to make sure that you learn from your mistakes
and do better for our guys as we move forward.
So how do you go about finding the next guys that are going to step into those assistant
roles that will then in turn become head coaches?
You know, I think really is, is you ask around with people that you respect, you know, when
you do some of the interview processes, what are the things you're looking for?
Are there similarities?
Because you're always looking for comps.
I mean, it's like when you evaluate players, the easiest way is, okay, who does this guy
remind you of, even though everybody has their own intricacies and, you know, we were able
to get a guy on our staff and Zach Robinson, who he has some, you know, traits that remind
you of both Matt and Zach Taylor.
And I think this guy's going to be a star.
He's a blogger though, isn't he?
I don't know.
Is he?
Professional focus?
Oh yeah.
He was, well, that's what he did.
And it was really, you know, you talk about a job where he's helped train guys for the
combine.
Yeah.
Played the position.
So I think there's a level of respect that comes with his ability to connect with Jared
having been in issues right away.
And then, you know, with what he was doing, he's studied as much film as anybody when
you ask, you know, he was putting in every coverage for all the past plays in the league
every single week.
Right.
And did a good job for them.
So I joked at the start about Cliff Kingsbury, but it's got to be a little like he is the
hot new guy on town.
You know what?
He is the hot new guy.
Your friends are the hot new guy.
But he's the hot new star.
You know, last time I checked, you know, I'm still not, I didn't cool off too bad.
Yeah, I know.
But I'm talking about attractiveness.
I'm not even talking about football coaching like everyone's like, Cliff Kingsbury, he's
so hot.
You know what?
I agree.
He is a good looking guy.
And, you know, he's, you pranked him pretty good recently, right?
I was pretty proud of that.
Yeah.
So explain it to the tell the story because it's a hilarious prank by you.
I can't believe that I actually told this one.
It was we went to dinner and we were over at catch, you know, he came he came in town
with some friends and, you know, he has obviously has a relationship with my homes and, you
know, depending upon how you look at it, you know, if you don't fully know the tampering
rules, you can, you can get somebody pretty good and I'm a good enough relationship with
with Cliff to make the joke and know that you can immediately say you're kidding.
But I basically told him that the fact that we were at dinner with my homes faked like
I got a text from Mr. Goddell from our mutual friend and I showed him and I said, you know,
he never texts me and when you it honestly was too good because I felt so bad his face
went from, you know, because he even had a friend that had checked and done her due diligence
right.
And I still made him convinced that he was going to lose his first thing.
Yeah.
I said, you better call Steve.
Right away.
You're in trouble, man.
Look at me.
I get all the emotion when he actually read it and I mean, you know, the handsome tan
guy went pale.
Yes.
I love it.
I love it.
So you got your swagger back.
You know what?
I was the moment.
You are.
You're a psychological.
You're really into psychological warfare.
No.
I mean, right now you're trying to, you're trying to psychological warfare me.
That's nice.
And you can't penetrate this brain.
But you knew I couldn't see your eyes with those glasses on so you didn't really get
what I wanted.
Exactly.
Exactly.
But you are like, you, you do these little things like when you were saying earlier,
Matt LaFleur, great guy, very efficient, cuts his own hair, looks great.
Like he's going to hear that and he's going to be like, God damn it.
Oh, I just got to stop.
That's my guy though.
I love it.
Yeah.
I'll be here.
You got to get him on.
I know.
We will ask him.
Is he still doing that?
You sent me over there as a pawn of your own psychological warfare.
Do you remember that at the combine?
I don't know what the heck you're talking about.
You're like, Matt, you're like, Matt, go tell him that you really like him as a head
coach.
What did you do?
I did it like a fucking idiot.
No, you did it.
That is not true.
I did.
I did.
I went over.
Here's what I did.
I went over and I said that to him.
I said, you're a great coach, man.
Really like your play calling with the exception of the fourth quarter against the Colts.
Okay.
He texted me and he looks like so upset and hurt and I just shot told me to do it.
And at this point, I just called you up because I realized I was being used as a pawn in
your little chess match.
You're smart.
You're smart.
All 32 NFL coaches.
Chess match.
That's one of my close friends.
Yeah.
It was guys being dudes.
Yeah.
But you know what?
I could appreciate you had an empathy when you realized, man, he might have taken me
seriously.
Yeah.
And so it was a good little laugh that didn't really follow through, but I'm glad that
you told him that.
I had to be, I had to remain objective because I can't be influenced by the people that were
close to.
So it was a smart, it was a smart play, something that I probably would have done exactly the
same thing.
Yeah.
So I can't fall.
Okay.
Um, so you, everyone talks about your memory.
You got a great memory.
I really don't know.
You somehow didn't remember that you owed us Super Bowl tickets, whatever.
You remember every play, yo, you, I did.
We were, was there any more like during Super Bowl week where you like, do I have to actually
give these guys some tickets?
You know, if you actually, if you guys had really followed up and killed me enough, I
would have, I would have done it.
We didn't want to go back in New York, we just wanted to make you feel bad for a minute.
We did.
Yeah, we did.
All right.
So, so your memory, uh, the, the, obviously when viral, you had the memory, you know,
every game, every play, whatever, uh, I have one for you.
I'm going to throw it out there.
Nice.
All right.
Week eight.
Okay.
Last year.
All right.
One minute and five seconds left in the fourth quarter.
All right.
Okay.
Okay.
Third, nope.
Green Bay.
Yup.
Third and 10 at the Green Bay 21.
What's the play you call and what happens?
How much is left?
Uh, 105.
Third and 10.
Yeah.
Oh, that was a bunch of left toss 19 truck to the girly.
And what happened?
Got the first down.
And what happened?
What happened?
He went down.
He did.
Did you tell him to do that?
No.
Cause I lost a lot of money on him going down.
Hey, listen, that was smart situational play right there.
God damn it.
Hey, you know what?
I can't imagine.
You know what?
Todd is a smart player.
He is a smart player, but listen, but I'm telling you what, what was the final score
of that game?
It was 29-27.
The final score of the game was the under.
Did we ever give the ball back to the core back that gives you nightmares if he's got
it?
Listen, I'll let you off the hook.
Listen.
No, I'm not.
No.
No.
You cost both of us a lot of money.
You earned the backer season.
So I'm going to give you some.
There you go.
But yes, that was.
So did you tell him to go down?
Who told him to go down?
We always are communicating.
Jared echoed that probably in the huddle.
I bet you Todd would have done that.
Get me on the headset next time.
All right.
Hey, listen.
We're going a bunch left.
19 truck.
All right.
Hey, let's make sure that we understand this is a Rolex situation where.
What's Rolex?
Time are more important than the points.
So go down.
Rolex situation.
That is pretty badass.
First down to go down.
That's awesome.
Mark it down there.
Are you just go down, down.
The Rams go Rolex.
Rolex, maybe.
Are you ever aware of the spread or the over under total and when you're going into a game?
No.
No.
Do you think that I don't have good buddies that crush me on stuff like that?
Oh yeah.
Of course.
Of course.
So I am not aware of that.
You're going to win the game.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I understand that.
But you got to understand from our perspective.
From my perspective, I was very mad at you.
We're the idiots thing on the couch.
That's better than when I went to Vegas a couple weeks after the Super Bowl just to have some
fun.
This guy run into says, Hey man, you lost me half a million on the over.
I said, Oh man.
I'm sorry.
I had that too.
Whatever.
Yeah.
I've said a lot.
There's probably a wanted man for, you know, just got to move on.
Yeah.
I blame Todd Gurley.
Not you.
So you're good.
All right.
You blame me.
Yeah.
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Do you want to say that you guys are going back to Super Bowl?
No.
If you go back to Super Bowl, can we get tickets?
If we go back.
Hey, listen, I don't know if that can commit to that.
Private plane.
If we, you're asking for more than $200.
Go to Anchor.
Cash.
Art of the deal.
$200 cash.
Deal.
Okay.
It listened.
We got a long way to go.
All right.
200 bucks.
You drive a hard bargain.
What's funny is that the, the art of the deal anchoring actually worked right there.
Yeah.
We went from a private plane to $200.
No, but you do realize I didn't even understand what you were doing right there.
You mined with me.
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
Back to Super Bowl.
200 bucks.
Cash.
Done.
All right.
Peter, you got a last question?
Yeah.
I do have one last question.
So I heard that you got into it with Jag, or yeah, Jag Wars coach Doug Morone not too
long ago because you found out that he didn't hire you at Syracuse.
Is that true?
No.
No.
We were having fun with a bunch of coaches and there was a chance that I was going to
go work with him in a quality control role when he was that coach at Syracuse.
And you know, he and Bill, Brian are great friends.
We got a bunch of guys around there and I said, uh, I, you know, you actually refused
my resume, uh, but, but in all actuality, I was very close to going and working with
them if the, uh, United Football League opportunity and present itself.
But it was much, don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with the narrative that like you wanted to kick Morone's ass.
No, you couldn't.
Yeah, you couldn't.
I mean, we swam with him last year, didn't we?
I agree with you.
Yeah, we swam with him.
Coach Morone, I'm not messing with that.
Yeah, no, definitely not.
Is there any coach in the NFL who's asked you could kick?
Ooh.
Uh, no, I mean, I knew you were going to do that.
Yeah.
Just say your buddy.
That'd be like a, that'd be like, uh, you know what, uh, I got nothing.
That's a good question right there.
I think you could beat up Cliff.
I think, I think Cliff is fake hot.
I think he's not as hot as advertised.
I think he's system hot.
He's tall.
Yeah.
He hides behind his sunglasses.
Like a real coward.
I was wearing the sunglasses yesterday.
I can't say anything.
Show him PFC.
Let's wrap up and show him the play.
Oh yeah.
So there's one, one last thing.
So, um, we want, we want to get a play in your playbook this year that has both Blake
and Jared on the field at the same time.
Mm hmm.
These are our two best friends.
And so I called this one, you know, you like to do these swaggy little names, cute little
names.
Roll us.
This one's called horses in the back.
Okay.
Horses in the back.
Shout out Lil Nas X.
There you go.
So what it is.
So you've got your lineup, your basic lineup, um, and then we're going to use Aaron Donald
as a quarterback, right?
So he snapped directly to him.
Then you've got Blake and you got Jared and they both run out and they do like a little
mesh route here.
Yeah.
And as they're doing that, Aaron Donald just has a full back on which is barrels forward.
So they're decoys.
So Jared and Blake are decoys.
And if you notice, um, there's only 10 people on the field right here.
So you can even get out there yourself.
You can be like a, like a split and got to the side.
What do you think?
What do you think about that diagram?
I think that, uh, you know, the fact that you never put the square in the middle with
the center, I think that's going to be the longest developing draw I've ever heard of
in my life.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Aaron could get that.
He could get you a couple yards.
Aaron could.
Yeah.
Have you ever thought about using him as a full back?
How long do you expect the, the boat and Jared to be able to, you know, run these
crossing routes?
Just like in perpetuity.
Chris.
Chris.
Yeah.
You're going to be able to hold off a rush and wait in the backfield for those two to
develop on the next route.
It's Aaron Donald.
It's going to be AD.
Yes.
Absolutely.
He can block for himself.
Okay.
Feel free to use, or at least just use the name horse in the back.
Yeah.
You're probably good.
You probably already have a play goal versus the back, don't you?
I don't.
Okay.
You've got to get one.
All right.
Coach McVay.
Thank you.
Always a pleasure.
Enjoy it.
Always fun.
Appreciate you giving us some more time this time.
People love it.
It was fun, man.
They do.
Well, even though I might say something, what do I say?
Hey, you got to produce.
Yeah.
I'm a hot take guy.
In the moment, you were the worst coach I've ever seen, coach of football game.
Well, you know what?
Hey, I agree with you.
I'm not going to deny it.
All right.
Thanks, coach.
All right, guys.
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Okay, let's get to some segments.
Thanks to coach Sean McVeigh, $200 coming our way if the Rams go to the Super Bowl.
Dude, they say he's a genius.
We wrapped him around our finger with our negotiations.
It was so fast.
I hope he's not their general manager because Gerald McCoy is going to be getting $25 million
a year.
Giving away contracts.
Okay, you think two of them actually.
The first is the Wall Street Journal, yes, that Wall Street Journal that is supposed
to be the top of the food chain for journalism.
Well, it is cool how they give you your little pencil engraved like avatar.
Yes, yes.
Profile picture.
Yeah, that little picture that they throw in there.
So it said, they wrote an article, the Warriors could not be a dynasty without Steph Curry,
L.A. Thompson, Dream on Green, Andrea Godalla and Kevin Durant.
You think?
No, I don't.
What was the I don't I think I'm behind the paywall Wall Street Journal is notoriously
inaccurate at assessing like how how violent and potent weapons are.
All you have to do is go back to 2003.
They did a pretty bad job then.
Yeah, in this case, I think they might be correct because they do have good players
and I don't think that they would be as good if they didn't have as many good players.
Right.
Okay.
So I have the article in front of me, Michael Jordan, Chicago Bulls never did it.
Neither did the Showtime Lakers of the 1980s or Shack and Kobe's Lakers of the 2000s.
The only team ever to make five consecutive appearances in the NBA Finals was the Boston
Celtics in the 1960s.
At least they were the only team.
Now there's another one, the Golden State Warriors, the Warriors dot, dot, dot to read
the full story.
Subscribe to the Wall Street Journal right now.
It's weird.
All their articles end with that $1 for two months.
Yeah.
So that was the article.
Okay.
That was a pretty intense article right there.
So we don't know if it was if we got clickbaited or not, but the headline sure makes their
general manager sound like a ring chaser for assembling all these great players putting
together all these guys who helped win a lot of games.
We also have an oh, you think Nick Bosa pulled his hamstring.
Do you think more of a sad oh, you think, well, well, it's the most family are kind
of doofies, doofies, doofies, doofie, doofie, doofie, doofie, doofies.
If you did a 23 and me on the Bosa family jeans, it's like 15% Anglo Saxon and then
85% silk.
Yeah.
Torn hamstrings.
Yeah.
They're just made out of hamstring muscles that are just stretched as far as they could
possibly be stretched.
They're Chinese because their hamstrings are Ming vases.
Yes.
So they, I mean, what do you, I don't even know what you do with the Bosa.
I think you just keep them in a hyperbaric chamber until never bring them out.
Yeah.
If you make the playoffs, if you make the playoffs legs, bring them out otherwise, don't make
them do anything.
You know what you do?
You just use them like Rudy and you just use them at the last play of the last game.
Right.
And just hope they get a sack.
Hey, we don't know if Rudy had, if he was injury prone or not, right, it could have
been.
They just kept them on a shelf.
Yeah.
He was actually coddled.
He didn't get injured in that one play.
So from my sample size, he actually could play a full season.
He was the ultimate manage load management guy.
Um, bad visual Eli and Daniel Jones look exactly like, well, exactly alike.
We've, we've been saying that it's a good possibility that Daniel Jones is Archie Manning's
illegitimate child.
Yes.
And that picture that came out yesterday, certainly, I think, lended a lot of credence.
But I think you could just put those side by side.
And most people in America would be like, yeah, that guy is somehow related.
It's, it's now all starting to make sense.
Dave Gettelman was like, if I just figure out a way to get something that looks exactly
like Eli Manning, the fans will be like, Oh, well, he might even wear Eli Manning's jersey
once Eli Manning like stops playing in 10 years or whatever Archie has in his contract.
It's though it's the jokes about Eli Manning and Daniel Jones are only going to get better.
And I'm, I'm just starting to convince myself though that Daniel Jones is going to be good
at quarterback because no, because I'm so sure that he's not.
No.
And I'm done.
No.
He's not.
Don't worry.
He is not.
The only thing he could work on a little bit more, I noticed his mouth isn't as wide
open as Eli's.
It's, it's, it's early.
It comes early.
It comes to practice.
Yeah.
When they say, cause Gettelman did say that we're going to have an open quarterback competition.
Maybe just meant the mouth.
Right.
Your mouth larger.
It'll be like double there.
You just, you keep your mouth open in practice, whichever quarterback has the most bugs in
their mouth.
They go to the sideline.
They spit it into a bucket until it reaches a red line.
First hit that red line as a starter.
Just pour as much water into their mouth.
See who can just suck up all the water, all the air.
That's the Manning slash Jones.
Yeah.
They need, they need the oxygen tank over there because there's going to be sucking up all
their teammates air.
People don't talk about how Eli Manning is an air hog.
Big time.
He's won those Super Bowls.
He hogs all the air.
Sucks up Tom Brady's, all his air.
It's like playing in high altitude when you play against the Giants because of Eli Manning's
breathing habits.
That's a great point.
Um, all right.
Last up before we get to guys on chicks, herder injured, uh, Jonas Cespidis.
He broke his ankles in a ditch on his farm.
Fact check.
He's getting paid $29 million.
By the way, two fact checks, one ankle.
It was one ankle.
One ankle.
He broke a ankle.
A ankle.
Fact check two.
It was on a ranch, not a farm.
Okay.
And I know this because I saw the initial report and I saw that there was a met that
got hurt on a ranch and I was like, that's probably has something to do with Bartolo
Cologne eating pizza.
Yeah.
Although Bartolo Cologne's retired, man.
He's met for life.
He's gone.
He's done.
I actually think of him as an Indian.
Really?
Yeah.
That's where he came up.
Yeah.
I just think, I think since he hit that home run as a met.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Angel too.
Mm-hmm.
Ranger.
Indian when you first came out.
I think of him as a unit.
Yeah.
I mean, he should, Bartolo Cologne's one of those guys that like, we should make a special
rule where he should get to start one game for every single team.
Like for an entire season.
Just call up, you get your Bartolo Cologne game and just pass them around and he gets
to play for every like, you know, in every home stadium.
That would be fantastic.
He didn't even get a retirement tour.
No.
He sets me, but just every ballpark gives their like seven foot long hot dog or whatever
their novel.
Yeah.
Just all the, all the ribs that you can find.
Yeah.
Your big plate of nachos, nachos sombrero, give it a Bartolo Cologne.
He should be in the home run derby.
I mean, he's your pitch and hitch.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would be actually fantastic.
So, man, he played for a lot of teams.
I'm looking it up right now.
Yeah.
The Indians were the longest team he played for though.
So yeah.
It's second longest.
You're right.
Angels.
So there you go.
When he goes in the hall of fame, what jerseys he's wearing or what hat is he wearing?
Oh, he's not going to the hall of fame.
No, he's not.
He should.
He definitely is not.
He did win a Psyon, but he's definitely not going to the hall of fame.
I feel like a Boston Marcus.
Definitely.
He won 247 games.
But he has steroids shit.
He does big time, big time, big time steroids shit to 247 wins, 2,500 strikeouts.
He has more families than home runs.
Four times, four time All-Star and a Psyon in 2005.
That's pretty damn good.
Good job for you, Bartokul.
Not a hallfamer, but a very good, memorable pitcher.
Hank, guys on chicks?
Yes.
Sup, fellas.
Sup.
Say hey.
I just graduated college, and I need to buy basic essentials for everyday life.
But I'm $22,000 in debt, like seriously.
I can't afford a $6 pair of underwear from Target.
Sell your feet.
Any life hacks for the post-grad life.
This was the weekend where a lot of people graduated, so this is a very relatable question.
Is a moneymaker.
Yeah.
No question about it.
No face involved.
There's a lot of people who love feet pictures.
You get a little cash.
They get there, whatever they do with them, they're going to jerk off to it, but don't
think about that.
Feet pictures.
Yeah, that's good.
You could just try to lie and say that you went to, what was it, what was the college
where the guy said that he would pay off Morehouse?
Morehouse.
Morehouse.
You could lie and say that you went to Morehouse State and be like, hey, my student loan hasn't
been paid off yet.
Yeah.
Oh, that's probably unethical.
Yeah.
Or do a GoFundMe.
And I'm sure someone will pay for it with the feet pictures.
Do a GoFundMe.
You'll release the feet pictures as soon as you get $23,000.
My birthday was last week and my boyfriend of three years took me to a new bowling alley,
then to a craft beer axe throwing place followed by Topgolf.
At every single one of these places, he used a gift card to pay for it.
Some of those gift cards had been given to him by my parents.
Should I be offended?
No, no.
This guy's fucking smart.
PSC also got me a chicks in the office hat as a present.
Okay.
Listen, the guy, he's playing the hand that he's dealt and it sounds like he, at least
two of those locations, he had to make reservations.
That's as good as you're going to get.
I love this guy because you know it's somebody's like, what honey, you love, you love Topgolf.
You said it was your favorite.
Like what, what do you mean?
You love watching football for 10 hours on Sunday.
You love that.
My parents got me this for us.
Yeah.
Right.
I want to, I want to enjoy this for both of us.
Good point.
Also, he's using what her parents gave him back to her like he's making her happy with
his gifts.
Yeah.
That's actually really, really nice.
It keeps giving.
I bet you this.
I love this fucking guy.
I bet you this guy just like beat a really bad in every competition.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
He definitely also takes her out to the face.
Yeah.
He was like, let's go to the axe throwing place.
Oh no, they're bullseye.
Yeah.
Oh, you're not, you're not very good.
You suck at this.
Don't use a driver.
All right.
Next competition.
Hey boys, my current internship is about to be over and I recently found out that two,
potentially three guys that are planning to potentially three guys there are planning
on asking me out after it ends.
I'm only interested in one, but how do I shut down the other two without burning that
bridge professionally or making it awkward?
Okay.
This is very easy.
You just ask the other two if they think that the third guy likes you.
Yeah.
Or just accept the third guy right away.
Go ask the third guy out.
That's actually what you should do.
Sadie Hawkins it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ask the guy who you like out so that it just stops everything else or just date all three
and break their hearts.
Hey, dumb, thick cat, PFT and Hank the haughty.
Damn.
My ex and I broke up in January and then he moved to Australia, but still watches my
Insta story and said, happy birthday to me.
I truly believe the time difference is the only thing keeping us apart.
Is it crazy to buy a ticket to Melbourne to surprise him?
Melbourne, I should say.
Okay.
Here's what the locals say.
Here's the true rugby game.
Here's the thing.
Probably always.
Okay.
But not an important one.
No, it's awesome rules.
Football.
So that's right.
What's going on is since there is that time zone overlap, you guys are always drunk when
you wait.
You're drunk at opposite times of each other.
What is it?
24 hours?
No.
No.
It's like 16.
I think it's like 12, 12 or 13 hours.
Are you just guessing?
Yeah.
It's winter over there.
Which yeah, what's tricky is when you're drunk, he's waking up and when he's drunk,
you're waking up.
So you send each other these messages and you're never on the same wavelength.
You know what I'm saying?
Is it crazy to buy a ticket to Melbourne to surprise him?
That is the question.
A surprise visit across the Pacific is a little crazy.
I'm trying to figure this out.
It's hard.
I say go for it.
12 hours.
But is that California 12 hours?
No.
Okay.
I say go for it.
Just show up.
Just be like, hey.
14 hours.
In the news, I'm in Australia and if he doesn't reply immediately, then just fly right back.
14 hours final answer.
Okay.
This question is all caps log.
Just no.
All right.
This question is quotes, all caps, specifically for PFT.
I've been hooking up with a guy for a while now.
Problem is I didn't know what I was getting into until he picked me up for our first
date.
We're literally eye level.
He's pretty hot.
So I've been putting this off, but I can't handle being able to see over his head anymore.
How do I end things with a short guy without telling him it's because he's short?
I don't know why that was specifically for you.
Well, first of all, she said that you were the same height and then your story changed.
Literally eye level.
And now you can see over his head.
So my first question would be which one is it?
Also just say his dick's too big.
That's really the easy way out of this.
Most short guys have big dicks.
Yeah.
Not all of us, but I'm in a group chat with, we're all in a group chat and I know that
there are some that don't.
So you've met your short guy.
I admit that I'm an average sized guy.
Also, I'm curious to know what she means by how short this guy is because if he's like
five foot five, he knows.
He knows that's why.
Yeah.
But just be like, hey, dick too big.
He's probably like five, eight, pretty short.
I'm just going to hope this one is fake because otherwise my mind has been blown.
Hey, PMT guys dot, dot, dot.
Hey, big cat, like seven wise.
Okay.
Anyway, everybody poops and with comes the accompanying gas.
My question for y'all is one, why when I toot does it sometimes come up the front verse
out the butt?
That's a queef.
Two.
Does this happen with guys?
No.
Out of our dick hole?
No.
Yeah.
No.
All right.
Yeah.
It's a queef.
She's talking about queefs.
You're playing when you lay the brick, right?
And you have the paste.
That's what your, that's what your poop is doing in your butt cheeks.
So you're basically putting two bricks together your cheeks.
So the gas has nowhere to go.
So it comes out your pussy.
There's a fork in the road and that gas took the road less travel.
Right.
Exactly.
And that makes all the difference.
It comes out the front.
It's the perfect seal and needs to go somewhere or it could be a burp.
Right.
Yeah.
It could be.
It's really like it.
Yeah.
It does come out the dick, but that's only sometime like if you jack off too many times
in a day.
It's a cloud and dust comes out.
Yeah.
Right.
It's like your dick just anointed the new pope.
Right.
All right.
We'll end with this one.
Hey, thick cat, Reverend PFT and handsome Hank.
I'm in college and I've been dating my boyfriend for three months.
He's with you.
Things have been going great.
We are staying at our college campus over the summer and living with one other roommate.
Parenthesis, a guy, comma, random.
Nice.
He's drunk on more than three separate occasions.
My boyfriend has suggested that we have a threesome with our roommate.
I thought this was a joke, but he got pretty mad when I started turning it down.
He says he isn't gay or bi.
Nope.
What do I do?
The lease is enough until September 1st.
I think you just tell him.
Just wait until the end of August.
Yeah.
I would.
Don't do anything you don't want to do, but you know what you do?
You have actually, you should do the threesome and then and then be like, hold on guys, I
got a quiff and leave the room and then when you come back, if they're hooking up, well,
then there's your answer.
Well, no, here's what you do.
You have the threesome and then you try to fart and whichever hole the fart comes out.
That's the guy you were meant to be with.
Okay.
So if it's in the front, it's your body telling you which one to be with.
Also you could just say like one night if you're really drunk, you wake up the next morning,
just tell him you had the threesome and see what his reaction is at that point.
Or here's one last thing you could do.
You could be like, Hey, I'd love to have a threesome, but I want to make sure he's good
at sex first.
So you're going to have to let me fuck him solo.
Got to try before you buy.
Yeah.
And see what he says about that.
And if he's not into that, then it's like, well, don't make me do something you don't
want to do or I don't want to do if I can't do it first.
Or when you start the threesome, do it like in, in wild things.
So you kiss the other guy and then you say, okay, now you two kiss right and see if they
do it.
Just spin the bottle.
Just play spin the bottle and see if they kiss and then you can figure it out from there
and then just queef the moral of the story is just blow some hot air out of a hole.
Yeah.
And see what happens.
If we ask questions later, all right, great week, 19 continues, hopefully see some of you
tomorrow.
Ralph's, we got a shitload of interviews coming.
We're fucking grinding again.
Pray for us.
Love you guys.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
First.
Talking away.
I think I'm on the Gatorade so I'm good.
Check it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
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