Pardon My Take - Rams HC Sean McVay + QB Jared Goff and the Mount Rushmore Of Sidekicks

Episode Date: August 17, 2018

Chris Berman might be back and we judge the new MNF crew based off 10 minutes of Football which is incredibly unfair of us (2:37 - 8:48). Jalen Ramsey roasts Quarterbacks and we do word association with his list (8:48 - 18:17). Mt Rushmore of sidekicks (18:17 - 27:18). Rams HC Sean McVay joins the show to talk about Super Bowl expectations, whether he has the facial hair of a Football guy and the Rams saying "the standard is the standard" (27:18 - 36:10). Rams QB Jared Goff joins the show to talk about year 2 under McVay's offense, California Teens, and our newest interview tactic "people also ask" (36:10 - 58:04). Segments include Hurt or Injured Big Ben, Way to stay relevant Baseball, Embrace Debate did the Yankees earn their pinstripes and Grab Bag of Roasts/Jimbos/Explain ItYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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We're gonna run down to electric avenue, and then we're taking higher. We're gonna run down to electric avenue, and then we're taking higher. Welcome to Part of My Take, presented by SeekGeek. Today is Friday, August 17th, and dun-dun-dun-dun. Chris Berman is back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun. That Monday Night Football song, fuck yes. Yeah, it's great, isn't it?

Hank. Football's back. Football's back. Chris Berman's coming back. We'll get to that in a second. They did introduce the new booth on Monday Night Football, J-Wit Dog. Do you want to do some knee-jerk reactions based off of two quarters of pre-season football? Yeah, let's do it.

I hate it. I like Booger McFarlane's Floating Podium that I have. I hate that so much. I like it. It's like the little thing that Bowser used to sit on, where he'd throw sledgehammers at Mario. Here's the thing. I don't understand why they mess with something that has been proven to work over and over

and again. When you put a guy, a third guy, not in the booth in some fucking weird contraption on the field, it will always feel like he's butting into the conversation and doesn't know really when to talk. And Jason Witton, did he even speak? I can't be sure if Jason Witton has ever spoken in his life. This is all very unfair of us, by the way, because it is one game and it was a pre-season game.

But that's what we do. We as fans, we basically trash it, throw it out. I'm sure they'll get better, but I still think bring Booger into the booth because you just can't do it with a guy just not there. Here's why you're wrong about the Booger thing. He is definitely afraid of heights. Is that true? Yes.

He's on this floating podium that's up in the air, so he's scared the entire time. It's great. He's nervous being up there. He's sweating. But why are they doing that? Because it's fun. I mean, like Tony Serragoose, I loved Goose, but he would just butt in and he's like, wait, what's this fact?

I think that's more about Tony Serragoose's personality than it is about the fact he was on the sideline. But they did put him in the weirdest part of the field. I know that. But with Booger, I kind of like the idea of him. He's on that track for a camera that's like, you see in the Olympics all the time. When they're running the 100-meter dash, that's what they should do, is just move that during a play.

So he's on a roller coaster. I do like Joe Tessitor. I've always been a Joe Tessitor guy. It's going to take a little bit of mental work to get used to him on Monday Night Football because I hear Joe Tessitor's voice, and I immediately think Auburn, Mississippi State on ESPN 2 at 8.15 on Saturday night. I also like Jason Wynne's hair plugs. He did the old, he did the Brian Urlocker, got him to go away and come back.

Smart to do it now before he's on TV all the time with that close-up, the big Joe Buck picturehead. Yes, that's true. He probably should have done that before his helmet started flying off and he was running down the field showing everybody's bald spots. So grade him. Grade the new booth. Okay, Jason Wynne.

No, no, the whole booth together. The booth has a hole. Just one grade. Yes. I'm going to give them a C. Okay. I'm going to give them a D plus. Okay.

Very kind of me. Yeah. Joe, and without Joe Tessitor, it's an F. Here's the thing. Wynne doesn't have a thing yet. He needs a thing. Yeah. And I'm sure ESPN's production crew is going to be like, Jason, we need you to

develop like a little, you know, how Gruden had the turkey hole or the Gruden grinder. They're going to need Jason Wynne to be like the Jason Wynne hard hat play of the game. Well, he needs to do, he loves to talk about route running. So something with route running would be perfect for him. I watched, you know, 10 minutes of the game. So I'm really making my judgment off 10 minutes, but he brought up route running like three or four times. Yeah.

That's basically all he knows. It's like how to get inside leverage on somebody. Yeah. All right. So you're going to want to dig your, you want to really plant your left foot here. Here's what Jason Wynne should give out an award after every show and it should be a piece of a spleen. Mm-hmm.

Here you go. I don't need this. Is that the one you grow more? That's the liver. Okay. Yeah. But the spleen, Jason Wynne, you remember he like, he played a game with a ruptured spleen. Just give out like a little slice of his spleen.

Tougher than Chris Sims. It's way tougher than Chris Sims. Well, actually Chris Sims also played at that. Tougher than I was thinking. For like a quarter. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah.

Yeah. Tougher, tougher than Chris Sims. Yeah. Chris Berman. Back. Yeah. Back. So yes, ESPN.

I just took off my pants. I don't know what they're going to do with them. They're saying that like, if you read. What do you mean they're going to use them for everything. But if you read the article, it was pretty funny. It was like Chris doesn't really want to work too many weekends. Occasionally he'll come in for a Monday night. Chris is definitely still going to be like, I'm in Hawaii.

So if you want to fly me back once a month, I'll come back once a month. He just knows that he's got to, once football season comes around, he's got to get it going. And I just bring him back, bring him all the way back. I also have noticed something a little strange. Some people on Twitter don't like Chris Berman. A lot of people do. And I want to slap those stupid, ignorant sluts right in the face because fuck them. I don't understand like, what don't you like about Chris Berman?

Because he makes crazy names for everyone because he grunts like, okay, stop where it gets bad because I just said really cool things. Yeah. Because he brings out a record of Bob Seeger. Because he genuinely enjoys football and sports and like makes it fun. Yeah. Because he quotes Rod Stewart to an audience of people that might not know who Rod Stewart is.

Yeah. Keeping us old and young. Exactly. So, I mean, Chris Berman, say what you want about him, but whenever you hear his voice, there's like some nostalgia that pops up. Yes. Of course. He's a bottle of nostalgia.

I just, his ties. Oh my God. I'll bet you when he comes back, his ties will somehow have gotten older. Yes. Yes. Oh yeah. The painted on ties. So Chris Berman, if he's back, I just want to say, I'm just going to throw it out there.

I'm not going to name names, but it'd be a shame if someone else lost their job. What if Chris Berman comes back and he's got the glow-up hair plugs? No, he's not going to do that. Chris Berman has never been. That would never, ever cross his mind. That would be so hilarious if he showed up and had just like a big head of blonde hair. Just bring him back for a countdown. Guy Fieri.

If he had the Guy Fieri spikes. Just bring him back for a countdown. Yeah. Just bring him back. Just let him do the last hour. That's fine. Just have him sub in for the last hour. Or just have him do it on ESPN2 so you can choose.

And you can see which one gets more ready. I wonder which. Yep. Yeah. Jalen Ramsey. Made huge news. So, Jalen Ramsey, who is on the Jacksonville Jaguars, did a GQ piece where he decided to just trash.

He's a trash talker, but he decided to just trash all the quarterbacks that he could come up with. And it made huge waves. So, we are going to go through that and Hank is going to read us the quarterbacks that he trashed. And then we're also just going to do our own word association with them. Yep. So.

Whenever you're ready, Hank. Josh Allen. Trash. Rocket arm. Hmm. Hands. Handsy. Yeah.

Joe Flacco. He sucks. Okay. So, it's really hard to hear the words Joe Flacco and not think elite because of yours. Because you. Mm-hmm. But my backup is cool, Joe. Okay.

Mine. I'm not going to say elite, but I will say. Elite. That's a question mark. Yes. That's good. That's good. Matt Ryan.

Who? Oh. Matty Ice. Hmm. By the way. Skinny neck. How do you not know who Matt Ryan is? Like that's just.

You're just, you're just joking there. Yeah. Or you're doing, he played in the Super Bowl. Oh, Matt Ryan still hasn't played his best game in 2017 season. That's true. He's got a big upside. It's coming. I would just say, yeah, just skinny.

He has a skinny red back of his neck. Yes. Tyrod Taylor slash Marcus Marriota. Underrated. We're just lumping them into one person. Yeah. No, that's what he did. Tyrocus, Mary Laylor.

Yeah. I'm not, I'm not reading the actual article. I'm just going off Will Brincen's TLDR. So. Underrated. People say they're good and I tend to agree with those people. Can run and pass. You know what?

I've been bullied into thinking that Tyrod Taylor is a good quarterback. Gun to your head PFT. He's great on hard knocks. Marcus. Yes. Marcus. Well, Tyrod Taylor is one of those guys. He's like an indie band at this point, right?

Everyone just talks about him. Like you got to listen. You got to listen. Then you listen. You're like, I don't really like this band. I like his old stuff. But everyone, everyone thinks he's the best. Oh, you like Tyrod Taylor named two of his four teams he's played with.

Right. Right. And I think he also gets that everyone feels bad for him because he gets bashed all the time. But that's not really how we, you know, judge our quarterbacks. Marcus Marriota, James Winston, gun to your head. Who has a worse year and basically is done for and becomes a fraud and a bust. What's happening this year?

Yeah. One of those two guys is going to suck again. Gun to my head. And we go bust, bust, bust. Gun to my head. I just get shot because I can't bring myself to be passionate one way or the other enough about Marcus Marriota. I'd rather die than have a strong opinion about Marcus Marriota.

I think James Winston and his tiny hands. This is the year we get to say the fraud bust. I'll say this though. Like you're going to miss James Winston when he's not in the NFL because his interstep I have a feeling that James Winston will still find a way to get into the headlines. His interceptions though are things of beauty. True. Jimmy G.

All schemes. Come. Yeah. I'm going to go wet. Yeah. Come and wet. Just wet. Yeah.

DeSean Watson slash Carson Wentz. MVP soon. Hmm. Aggressive. Carson Wentz. Sean Watson is aggressive. That's very aggressive. I'm going to go car heart for Carson Wentz.

He just strikes me as a guy that wears that car heart brown jacket all the time. Carson Wentz. Great backup. Play a full season. DeSean. DeSean Watson. Yeah. I'm going to go with.

My word association. You want to real quick. Yeah. DeSean Watson. I hope he's not that good because then everyone's going to say the bear should have taken him instead of Mr. Misky. That's a good association. I'm going to say.

Ooh. Here's what I'm going to say for him. Coach killer. Now you're going to say to me. Hey PFT but he hasn't ever gotten a coach fired ever. Just wait. It's going to happen. Yeah.

In one of the next 10 years. Although Bill O'Brien sneaky could be like Marvin Lewis Jr. Well because he's got that chin. And he just could stick around forever. It's almost like he's got a disability so you feel bad like looking at him. Yeah. You're like I was going to fire you but you know what you've overcome a lot. You dug yourself out of a huge hole that happens to be located in your chin.

And the greatest thing that's ever happened to Bill O'Brien is every single season like three of his best players get hurt. So it just keeps on keep on pushing it off to the next year. Yep. Jared Goff. Average to above average. Best friend. Yeah.

Coming up on this podcast. Super sweet. Calibra. He's a guy and very attractive and wears sweatshirts very, very nicely. MVP soon. Yep. Ooh. Yeah.

I think I said front runner MVP for 2018, right? Yeah. He and Bortles. Okay. Since I said it I have to stick to it now. Kirk Cousins. A winner. At what?

Yeah. Fucked up cook. Yeah. Kind of a pussy. Big Ben. Decent at best. Walking boot. Extents plays.

So is it was Jaylen Ramsey saying now because I actually kind of agree with that. Average at best. Yeah. Decent at best. Decent at best. He also sucks against the Jaguars. Going forward. Yeah.

I could see that because he's getting older but if you're saying Big Ben as a career with Decent at best that's insanity. I'm going to say also for Big Ben shit for brains. Yes. Blake Bortles. Playoff Blake is God. It actually says good. Okay.

I would just say God. Yeah. God amongst men. Yeah. Bigger than Jesus actually. PFT and I actually had to correct. Who was that on Doug from ESPN? Who the fuck is Doug?

Doug Balzerian. Yeah. He's the guy that like shoots guns with models out in LA or Las Vegas. Yeah. He was saying that we need superstar quarterbacks to stay healthy because then we get if they don't then we get Blake Bortles in the playoffs. Yeah. Guess what?

It was windy that day. And sunny. It was windy and sunny. It's a double threat. There was 10 miles an hour. It was basically God just running a train on you with the wind and the sun. Oh, and how about a little thing called you don't want to in the playoffs you don't want to show your next opponent any of your good plays.

So you just do the vanilla stuff. It's like that's your first round of playoffs is like the first week of preseason. He was conserving energy in that game so you could go up to Pittsburgh and pump shit for Brains Rothesburg or Folliesworth. He shit pumped them. Yeah. Yeah. So Jalen Ramsey.

Do you think it's something that's honestly I feel bad for Blake. I feel like people are going to come after Blake Bortles because of his jail and Rand Warren was doing that's that like what if Blake gets hurt because of this. I was going to say I feel like Jalen I feel like when you do when you spout off like this it's awesome for fans like we I love these stories. I love I love athletes who are very opinionated and will let you know their opinions. But I also feel like this is going to be one of those karma things you can get hurt or burned really bad on a route like in a big game because you just if you talk this much

something bad is going to happen. It always just evens out that way. But like to Blake and have no not to Blake I'm saying like Jalen Ramsey is going to have a big fuck up in a big game this year and people are going to have a row show on Twitter. The good news for him is that Tom Coughlin definitely doesn't read the Internet and he definitely doesn't read GQ. He has probably a dozen newspapers that he gets brought into his office. So it's going to be at least like a day or two until a staffer prints out the GQ article

and hands it to him and tells him to read it and then he'll be like I don't read this GQ shit and I'll throw it away then they'll bring another one and he'll be like oh my god he'll just have a heart attack at his desk. No they'll black out over that GQ off of the printout. So it's like you know documents it's 9-11 documents but he's really just reading a GQ article. Tom Coughlin sees someone reading GQ that's a red flag on his draft board. Oh yeah he'll never hire you to do anything. No.

Absolutely not. Not even to be his tailor. Yeah. He wants his tailor to subscribe to like guns and ammo. Yes exactly or that car heart yeah just go and get a bunch of go to Kohl's just get a bunch of shirts. Yeah. Here take a fifty fifty bucks get me seventeen shirts.

There should be a closet outside Tom Coughlin's office that you have to go into like to put on a car heart jacket or to put on like a respectable suit before you go in and talk to him so you don't get laughed out. Yeah it's like a fancy restaurant or a fancy like golf club having a jacket that you can wear if you don't come with a blazer. If Tom Coughlin sees you walking into his office and you're wearing like an echo sweatshirt he will stand his ground and open fire on you. So we have the Mount Rushmore.

It's getting close to the end of Mount Rushmore season a very sad part of the year. I hate it. It's worse than than hearing back to school shopping is open. Uh huh. Like I with the first time big cat says a PFT we only have you know three or four weeks left to Mount Rushmore. Uh oh. Big time Sunday.

Got a little bit of a pickle that I'm going to get myself out of in two seconds. Go ahead Hank. But you know what the end of Mount Rushmore season. Yeah. Football's back. Exactly. So how could you be sad. Because it's Schrodinger's segment.

It's actually Happy Tears. Because football's back. But I'm also crying a little because I love Mount Rushmore. Got it. So I'm I'm such my brain is so elevated compared to everyone else that I can feel multiple motions at the same time. Got it. So that's exactly what it is Hank.

So with that said let's do the Mount Rushmore. Tweet us. What is the Mount Rushmore? First of all tweet us the Mount Rushmores that you desperately want to see before summer's over. That part of my take if we miss one. If you want to see one reply to our pin tweet. Yes reply to our pin tweet.

So with that we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of sidekicks or number twos who this is going to be a good one. Yep. I got a feeling that this is going to get very very very good status. So Baba you determine order. I thought you did a fair time fair job last time. Big Cat PFT Hank. Okay.

Okay. All right I will go starting out the gate the number well can we all agree the number one number two number one number two of all time Scotty Pippen. Okay. You're going to take that. Yeah. I mean it is. Okay.

For me I'm going to go Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones. Okay. Okay. Good pick. Forget he has died several times. Yes. Good pick. I'm going to go Cal Norton from Talladega Nights.

Good pick. Shake the bake Hank. Yep. Hey. Shake. And bake. Can't wait till Trey Wingo says that in three years. And Kobe.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Second yep second fiddle. Kobe to Paul Gasol or Kobe to Shaq. Kobe to Shaq. Okay. The three P.

Yup. All right. My second one. Probably better than Pippen. Many people would say I think Kobe ranks higher on all time list. But is either number two and yes. But is he it was he the was he the sidekick or was Shaq the sidekick. No.

I love that about Hank that is a great pick for your number one number two of all time Actually, he was in your number two number two of all time. Yep. Yes. He's even good on that list Okay, my second is going to be Tom Jackson. Oh, that's a good pick. Absolutely right boom. That's a good pick All right, I will go to TV shows for my second and third pick I'm gonna go with George Costanza and Dwight Schrute Okay, those are my second and third picks. That's good. Although you can make the argument that Dwight Schrute wasn't the number two He was to Michael. It also sounds like George Costanza was number two. He was the number two.

Okay, we'll go ahead and make that argument. Kramer lived right next door. Kramer was not part of it. Was Jerry and George were best friends and Kramer was the wild card. Come on. Yeah So I had Costanza on my list, but I specifically did not include Dwight Schrute. Okay. Great. Thanks for critiquing my list Okay, my next one is going to be A-Rod Okay, it's gonna be A-Rod moved to third base. Okay before he ever won anything All right, I'm loser before you did that. I'm going to go also go with TV shows big black Robin big Okay, you're just pulling that out because you're upset that we didn't include that on the I watched that show for big black number one. He was my number one, but I watched it second

Yeah, but I watched it for him. He was the he was the draw. Okay. Well, thanks for critiquing my list And then my last one Wow, talk about contentious boys Chewbacca Chewbacca. Wow. Okay. Was he really the number two? He was yeah I don't even know what about that little fucking robot. He was a dick. He was a he was Han Solo's sidekick What was it? What was it? R2-D2 that was fucking? Yeah, someone else's sidekick. Who's that? Oh, who's that? Well, who's man's was R2-D2 was he Han Solo's man's or C-3PO's man. Wait, C-3PO, he was a man, right? And it gets guy walkers man's and then he was loose guy walker man's he's kind of like the whole galaxy's man's Cuz he's in every single C-3PO was the guy that moved like Jason Witton trying to run down. Yes, okay

And then our R2-D2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 R2 is the little robot that could suck your deck. Yeah, okay Got it cleared up Star Wars. Sorry for the spoilers. He R2 R2 D2 more is more in the goat conversation It was a sex bot actually R2 D2 was more of a butt plug than a flashlight. Yeah, if you really want to get to the mechanics of it All right, my last one. I'm going to go with Donkey from Shrek mm-hmm, okay Do you guys I'm making waffles. I have a panda pick. I'm not gonna do it. I Have a panda pick. Are you gonna say Billy football? No, I'm not gonna say Billy No, I'm not gonna do my finger pick all right my last tell me what your panda pick was all right

This is not count my panda pick was going to be just your dog But I'm not gonna do that. Okay. That is a good panda pick you have to agree actually my I like my dog better than I like Myself. Yeah, no dogs are man's best friend. My last pick will be Garth Okay, and Garth. Yep Wayne's world. I actually watched all that movie for Garth. So That was contentious. That's what Mount Rushmore's see aren't you gonna miss that hang actually Garth was a better musician than Wayne Yeah, that's a car. We actually played the drums. Let's see. Let's see what we missed Barney Rubble Happy by the way, let's just at least pat ourselves on the back as a group to not do that the easiest one on the board That's stupid fucking tights Robin fucking. Yeah, he was a man and Robin like Robin was the worst

He was actually a very shitty side. He's just a little boy in tights like kind of creepy when you think his thing was just he would get Batman it's trouble right Alfred was a better sidekick than yes. Good point. Hey great point Pedro and Napoleon dynamite. Oh, yeah, that's a good one Barney Rubble. I had him on the list Nicole Ritchie Yes, you know my other panda pick was gonna be but I didn't want to do it Patrick starfish Patrick star star No, that's the joke what's the joke he's a starfish So Patrick that's a good joke. I should watch that show. It's a great show Kato Kalin. Yeah, it's OJ's number two. Oh, why wouldn't be Al Cowlings? You could make that argument you just think you know, he was just so impressive in court and on part of my take

Yeah, tails people forget people forget tails Yeah, Luigi Luigi's good was tails a male or a female is this one of those dress is yeah, yeah, I Would you fuck tails? Let me pull her up Or her tails from what actually doesn't matter. It's whatever tails. I can tails. Do you not did you not play the sonic? Really wasn't a huge. I my mom didn't we have video games. So like I didn't really Um, she laid the hammer down Did he call him did he call him good Walter soap check? Yes. That's a good one I almost put that one on my mouth. All right. I'm looking at tails right now and

Yeah, that's a check. Yeah, you're right. You're right. That is a chick fuzzy little fox. Yeah tails could get it Mm-hmm a little copter. Oh, yeah, cuz he's got that little she got like banks. Yeah Yeah, little sassy and she like spins into a little ball. Yeah, she is. What about Kevin Durant Steph Curry? Mm-hmm number two definitely big number two big beta any any others Steve Jobs mmm was number two to Bill Gates for a while. That's a good one. That is a very good one What else we miss? I think that's it. That's a good list guys. Good job And we made it out a lot as we departed friends. Yes Yeah, Marlins man co-workers Marlins man in the troopers in the troop next to Marlins man great number two are the escort

Yeah Aronius on all accounts Aronius, okay Let's do our interviews. We have Shawn McVeigh. We only had about seven minutes with Shawn McVeigh Seven minutes in heaven is what we're calling this segment Shawn was feeling us out if we were real football guys I would assume that we are going to get him back on at some point It's always funny too because how these interviews work We we get in a lot of the amount of time and we just tell The person like the PR person to like tap Hank on the shoulder

And then Hank will give a motion to me and we always just let that game of telephone Just get a little bit slower. So like Hank gives a second He gives a minute to show me and then I take a minute to actually like Acknowledge that Hank said it and that's a little trick there for the yeah There was actually a part during this interview where somebody was making one of the PR people is making the motion to me Yeah, since I'm wearing the sunglasses. No, you know I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, you you can you can easily get out of that and then Jared Sat with us for like 25 minutes because he's the man and we love him and he's going to be an MVP someday

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Okay, we welcome on coach Sean McVeigh. Can I put my arm back here? Yes, absolutely So we only have a few minutes with him because you are the busiest man in Hollywood, I don't know about that. Yeah, so you are the coach of the Rams. Everyone knows that you're going in your second year How excited are you to have your second your first year on your belt and be like, all right? This is the Super Bowl year. Well, we're excited about this season You know and we got a lot of good players a lot of good coaches that that we're really excited about but I think these guys know we got to do it one day at a time but The beard still intact feeling good right now. So yeah, we got to talk about that

So Sean and I got into it a little bit at the combine this year He knows that I always say that he's not a real football guy because the beard is too man-scaped It's too perfectly made. Look, you got the line. You got the lineup right now. Good though right now. Yeah, it's not bad now Yeah, so I know like a vote between our beards, right? Well, here's the thing as a guy that has shitty facial hair I feel like I'm most equipped to judge whether or not your facial hair is that of a football guy So all I'm saying is like the hair is like you gel it up. You got the beard perfectly lined up So I don't know big cat. What do you think is football guy? I think right now what you have you're okay because it's not It's you letting it grow out a little yeah, it's a little thicker than yeah, right might have to trim it up a little bit

What do you think just be careful because what you got to realize is that when you go to the barber and you get lined up real Nice pft. He's watching you. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yep. He is. Yeah, I'm the fourth estate man. That's what we're supposed to do I love it. All right serious question We were with Kyle Shanahan up in San Francisco the other or yesterday He'd started talking about football and how you know quarterbacks fit his systems You are obviously a football not you live and breathe football What is your what is Jared done for your offense and what are you guys like? What's a new wrinkle? You can give us that maybe we won't tell anyone but just tell us what the new wrinkle is well

You know, I think what Jared, you know, you see why he's a number one overall pick He can make all the throws he could change the launch point. He can create off schedule Really smart cerebral player, you know, and I think the biggest thing that you'll see we'll see we've got some new audibles might hear YG Drake You know different things like that. That's a credit to did Jared's come up with some good Yeah, put the pussy on offset. Oh, yeah, there you go So the you know like obviously Wildcat then RPOs where's like the new thing what's your what's the thing that you're learning? And you're like I'm gonna implement this and it's gonna be awesome. Well, I think we've looked at some of those RPOs

We used a little bit of those last year But I think it's always about kind of looking at yourself and then figuring out what can we do to evolve our guys? Adjust our system really to the players because it's about these guys and you know There's a lot of really good things that people were doing around the league and in college for that matter And you know, we've kind of put some new wrinkles in and built off what we did last year a little bit Hopefully one thing that I love to watch on TV is when Chris Collinsworth breaks down like the the release motion of a quarterback We're there that neon trail that follows your you did some work on his release last year I could tell are you messing with that at all anymore?

You know why that's really Jared doing it on his own You know He did a good job of kind of going with some of those guys where Tom house and Adam dado and kind of working on Just kind of speeding up his release. It's almost like a golf stroke We're let's consistently find the same stroke when the pockets clean with which doesn't happen often But when you do get the protection you're able to throw in time and rhythm How much can I find that repeated stroke for consistent accuracy and that's exactly what he's done I noticed on the back of your shirts today. It said the standard is the standard

Can you can you run that through a football guy translate? I'm telling you what that means, you know We talk about expecting to establish and maintain the highest standards for really the way we practice the way we plan the way We prepare and the way we perform so really kind of eat the standard it four pieces There you go It's the standard the standard is the standard, you know It's a kind of a buzzword football type thing But hey, everybody knows what the standards are if you're in our building and basically if you're not living up to it

If a guy's not doing what he's supposed to be doing then you really say the standard is the standard and they get exactly what that means Are you worried at all that it's gonna slow your team down trying to figure out what the standard is the standard means? It can get a little confusing me down right now Fortunately, we give it to the guys in bite-size increments. We slow it down We don't give them all four p's at one standard for one p a day And then we talk about the standard as a standard after we've established. I like that say this you do have a football guy voice Yes, so I hear some gruden in you in your voice Tape on him and you're like hey man. Tell you what Jared got man that guy. We you know what I take that as a compliment

I was fortunate to learn under John and he's got I did probably pick up on a lot of the mannerisms that he had but You know if you say I sound like a football guy and my beard doesn't look like a football guy I'll take the acting like I have a question did your can your dad still beat you in a wrestling match? You know what? He still has that dad strength But I think I could get him in a headlock and you know He's getting a little bit older with his hips and different things like that But he was out here for camp, but I'm gonna take myself in this now

I could sneak up on him and sustain would he would he train you in the backyard and like do wrestling and stuff like that like You know get the shirts off and just go at it I don't know about get the shirts off, but you know he would he would challenge me every now and then growing up I think we got time for for two more. Yeah First question how many first-round picks has Belichick offered you for Cooper cup? He hasn't offered me any but we really like Cooper cup So it would take a lot to even consider it, but fortunately he's on our team and I don't think he's going anywhere Okay, and then last question

It's I'm gonna I wanted to bunk something here because we were supposed to interview Jared tonight at 9 o'clock And then I got a text from your PR saying hey Meetings have been cancelled He can be ready after practice and then we went up to Jared and he was like hey guys I can do it because coach said if like a alignment catches a punt. That's right So you were gonna practice you're gonna cancel practice or the meetings anyway Well, we had a lot of confidence in Joe note Boone's ability to be able to feel that We strategically set it up and you know fortunately he made the catch on the first attempt and you know

Let's let's send it on a positive. Okay. Yeah, perfect And also you're a part of birthday week just so you know. Oh, you are yeah, when's your birthday January 24th Okay, so it's you're one year later, but that's fine. We're January 30 31st and David Woodhead is the 27 27 I love it. You're welcome to birthday week. Hey, where is it at? Wherever you want. It's a it's a state of mind more. It's like a full real football guys were born in the last week of January So where are you gonna get us? How much money you have? Yeah, we'll just take some cash off you. Hopefully we're shot. Hopefully we're still playing. Yeah, yeah Okay, so yeah, perfect a Super Bowl box from Sean McVeigh for four and a ring and a ring

Yeah, and maybe we get to go the party and we get to call the first play having that conversation The only thing maybe you went a little too far with was his first play the game, but everything else I can go with Last play the game. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You got that. I like that Positive vibes. Thank you. You you saved yourself by coming on. Mm-hmm. We were gonna be like Honestly, I feel like artists is a little nervous right now, you know, you guys have taken it easy on me. Yes, I can appreciate that but I'm still not over it. I'm not gonna lie It's true, but we but you saved yourself because we were like if he if he skips this We're gonna have to just start being really mean to him. So good job. Well, hey, I appreciate it

looking forward I love it. Well, I appreciate you guys having me on man Yeah, Jared is always a fan. So had to come on and hang with you guys. Good seeing you again All right, so you got it. Yeah, you got it, man. Yeah, man. Yeah, love it. Love that stuff Seven minutes in heaven with Sean McVeigh was brought to you guys by movement you guys have heard me talk about movement You know those two college dropouts that started their own watch company Well, the company has grown like crazy and now with almost two million watches sold in 160 countries They combine fashion and the belief that style should not break the bank

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You smell really nice. Thank you. Jared Goff starting quarterback for the Los Angeles Rams I'm gonna start with an easy question for you. Okay. You guys know the Super Bowl this year, man. We better Okay Yeah, now you better we've got a good team. We got a good pieces in place You know, we're gonna go one eight one day at a time. How do you feel in this camp compared to last year's camp? Good man, I feel good. I think just being in this system for a second year and getting a chance to learn more of it and Become more more of a master of it. I guess, you know, that that tends to Make things a bit easier Sean was telling us he was trying to put in some cool audibles for you like YG

Yeah, Drake. Is that really cool or is that just like him trying to be football guy cool? He has some cool ones. Those ones are my idea. Oh, okay Those ones in particular But he has some really good ones that he comes up with that are really kind of funny and creative How much you guys heard us doing some of those today? Yeah, we did. Yeah. Yeah, we were definitely watching these guys looked like real Pros out there today. Who you guys? Yeah, I know we did Hank is keeping track of your 17th for A lot of people are saying MVP candidate this year, okay, we just thoughts I'm putting out there right now

Appreciate it. You think you do it? Yeah, I sure hope so. What is it? What is it like though seriously with the Super Bowl expectations like that? Is it is it annoying? You've been asked it a lot. Yeah. Yeah, we haven't played a game yet. Yeah, you never know I mean, we've got you know, some good players, but you never know how the season's gonna go and there's so many different things that can Happen as far as schedule, you know, there's injuries There's millions of things that can happen and so you never really know how it's gonna go But we do have good pieces in place and with the offseason that we had, you know, that's gonna be the type of talk How does it work in practice? Do you ever actually go up against the ones on defense? Oh, yeah

Today we didn't but usually we do see I was watching today And I was like they're giving you like a little break today like what's what's it like? What's that defense looking like? Are they gelling together because you guys do add a lot of pieces? They look good They're tough. I mean, they're really tough for us offensively for sure with a keep and Marcus and and then now in Domican and hopefully we can get air back pretty soon And and would make that, you know, really special over there, but now they're doing really well They're starting to gel and make my job tough every day So you and Sean McVeigh, they like basically you guys are joined at the hip

Do you spend off hours with him? Do you just like hang out with him because I feel like that's the that's the key You guys have like one brain No, yeah, we do spend a lot of time together. Oh one brain. Yeah one brain one brain Our brains are starting to mess together. Do you guys have each other's sons? Do you guys have a bicycle that you can ride to at the same time? See no, we do it was he riding his bike. He's got a bike. He's riding around here. No, I didn't see him I was but I want to kick But seriously though, how is that do you guys like how do you get on the same page with a coach like that?

Because obviously everyone's talking about the the duo and can you do you think that could happen for mr. Biscay? Well, yeah, first of all, I think Just being with somebody a year more than a year your relationship is the build and I'm sure it's much like you guys Doing this podcast you guys tend to gel together after a year. We have one brain. Yeah, so we're working toward it We're working towards the the PMT one brain head-to-head. Yeah, so yeah, we're on our way I don't know if we say we're one brain yet, but we're working on it I mean the real relationship continues to build and as far as Mitchell goes, I think he's gonna have a great year What's his favorite food Shawn McVeigh? Oh boy. I don't know. I've never seen him

I've actually like it was one. I've never seen him eat because he's always working Our guy just like grazing It's his favorite show. I'm telling you he doesn't like football. Yeah, like I don't know his favorite show because he's very Into what we were doing and especially during the season. He's dialed and like he doesn't do anything else really Okay, what's your favorite show my favorite show? Sometimes I'm watching recently. I'm trying to think we've been training camp Last chance to you was like the last show I kind of watched I've just been in like training camp like that was last show I watched on Netflix. Yeah, that's fair

I liked it. That was good. We know what the standard is the standard means, but do you the standard is the standard? What explain it to us because we know it's kind of it's kind of a little well, I mean it's We joke about it as like well, you know the standard is the standard right because no one really no one really Explains what the standard is. You just know what the standard is Practice preparation Practice preparation planning and performance performance and he actually went through those today. That might be the only reason

No, what's the difference between? There's no way I would remember the four piece What's the difference between practice and preparation? You know, it's not a P. No, the difference between planning and planning in preparation. I asked myself that same question today I think I think preparation happens happens to do more with on the field and planning is how you plan what you're going to do You've got a plan to prepare if you don't plan to prepare then you're preparing to plan Yeah, that's true. That's also true. Have you figured out what where the Sun goes up and down? Yes Yeah, we cover this last time. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean a while you got pop quiz. I got it the Sun sets in the west Okay, yeah

Are you so happy that hard knocks cameras are here? Oh, yeah, no idea. Yeah, it's it's nice I feel bad for Cleveland when they they got to deal with it this year and I feel bad for everyone every year They got to deal with the hard knocks. It's not fun. Especially as a rookie. Yeah So what's it like you just can't go anywhere. It's just everywhere you go the hard knocks cameras are in your face Uh For for the quarterbacks that year. Yeah, I was like that just because you know, there was I was drafted in case was playing There was a lot of you know controversy there and But yeah, there's they like to follow the quarterbacks and from the moment I got drafted that year in April

Until the following April there was cameras like it's crazy It was fun. It was fun. It was great. That was great. It was awesome. Yeah, they did Yeah, they did follow me home right after training camp. Yeah, right around this time, you know, two or three years ago Yeah, it was not fun. It's not a huge hard knocks man. You still keep in touch. Well, do you watch it? I did watch the first episode. Yes, it's pretty good, right? It was good. Yeah, it's good to watch It sucks to be in it's entertaining. What are your thoughts on Brobin Roback? Brogan was amazing that little van tour he gave amazing No, no, he's not broken for life. Would you say LA is your town?

Or the bronze town man Little loaded there. Yeah, you were uh, who owns I don't think it's either of our towns Tom I think I think there's a lot of people that like to say they own this town and right now It's not us nor him yet either one. I actually took that question from the LA Times. They asked you that didn't they? Yeah, I just googled you and then it was like that's such an awful question from the real newspaper Is this your town Jared and you gave the same answer, so why don't you give a different answer this time? So we can get the exclusive whoa. You tell me your town or the France or Philip Rivers. Oh Oh, it's it's not mine. I'm telling you it's not mine and that is it's not mine or anybody's yet

It's nobody's right now for everyone's next championship gets it Jared. We're gonna help you We are we are your friends. We are PR. All I gotta say is it's still Kobe's down Almost said that But then it's like oh, you're you don't like the brawn like oh, you're a Kobe guy No, you're a Barry guy. I'm a Barry guy, but I I'd not not a fan of LeBron. You respect is your respect is free The Warriors fans I feel like there's a times we're like, you know, there's you know I get for you get frustrated because I want to root for LeBron, but the Warriors are my team and I can't it's Tough come we could also root for the Clippers because they're gonna get Kawhi Leonard now or the yeah

Well, they just fired. What's his name? Chauncey billips as her announcer because he made fun of Kawhi Leonard too much Yeah, and they want to go after him next summer. So yeah, so it's about to be quite. Let's do it. Come on What's the hardest pass for you to make? Oh, man Let's break down your game hardest pass for me to make you gotta say Yeah, like the quick outs or yeah, the quick outs you suck like I suck I've really been working on those and trying to get them make sure they keep them outside That's what I keep my side. Don't let them fall in search. Yeah, people are trying to pick apart his weakness the quick out

Are you changing your release point? Constantly, yeah, I noticed that we were just talking about that was Sean like Chris Collins With has his little tracer that he puts on your arm all the time and he's like watch the release point And he loves talking about that shit. Yeah We were we were talking with Sean about your release point and he said stroke like seven times in a minute and credit to us We did not make a bit my my lips started to bleed I was staring PFT in the sunglasses and I was like dude. Don't do it. Don't do it So I guess you guys should have given it to him. You guys took it too easy

I talked about pussies for a little bit. Yeah, so the question is how is your stroke? Which is broke like strokes great right now. Yeah, it was good all through fall through is great strokes great What do you do to get ready for your stroke a lot of warming up? Yeah, a lot of warming up getting the arms warm getting the hands warm. Yeah, yeah I usually do a little massage beforehand in the training room. Yeah, gotta make sure your wrist Blake our good friend Blake Portals. Yeah, that wrist in his stroke was off. Uh-huh. His stroke is on now Yeah, it's always very on like in Damocon. Yeah The in Damocon SUV. Yeah, I like it. Do you know how to say his name?

In Damocon his nicknames actually it's his nicknames ducky to say it fast. So you know, yeah I'm looking in Damocon. Okay. Have you been hit by him yet? I got hit by him in my rookie year My first game of rookie year. Oh, that sucks like really bad Do you want to play a game with us I love to okay because All right, here we go ready. I got a question for you first. Yeah, why are you scared all these California people? Good question great question because they're always so cool and high because I see you like make fun So you when you were like 14 year old Jared Goff could kick my ass because like California kids They just experience life differently. Everything is relaxed. They probably have sex when they're like 12

Like with other 12 year olds don't actually sounds bad. All right, you get what I'm saying They lose Virginia early. They they smoke weed. They hang 10. They do Ollie's goofy footed They you know, they rip the gnar they wear stuicy and they're hella cool and they're hella cool So like when you come here and you see all these teenagers You're like these guys are just gonna roast me and they might not and they're had an actual bad experience with the Cali That was bad actually. No, that was bad. So I was going for the nap. You got bullied out of the catcher Yeah, and that kid with a visor and like bleach blonde hair, which wasn't bleached. It was just he's a Cali kid Yeah, I just took one look and I was like, I'm out of here. Fuck that. So yeah

Do you not think I'm right though? The Cali kids like experience life differently like they they and every fucking California kid was drafted in the MLB Yeah, they literally you go up to any Cali teenager. He's like, yeah, I was drafted by the world's in the 54th round I don't even play baseball and the other thing is they all know how to say like some Spanish words because all the towns like Like I'm from San Luis Biscoe. Yeah, they know what was that. They know good burrito place. You're like, yeah No, you go down. I want to see him again. Yeah. Well, I think I think they'll speak for all the California kids right now We won't we won't bite. It will be nice. Yeah, I mean you should just keep this up because you get you're in my head So I can I'm right. I can tell everything. I said, I'm right. Did you get drafted in MLB? No, you sure? What was wrong? I'm sure I'm sure you did. I bet you you did. I know I know I didn't but I your point is true

There's a lot of kids that I know What was it like going over to London last year where everyone's like so not chill like totally opposite of Cali London is an experience every that we've gone two years in a row now and Are you going to get on this year? No, we're going to Mexico this year. Thank you. I love playing in London I don't love staying in London. Yeah staying outside of London is where we stayed actually the city of London is great We stayed like an hour outside of London. Hotel is great. Food is not great And there's not really much to do. Yeah, and and I just don't that's not not a huge fan of Europe. Oh Wow, that's okay. Yeah, where do you more like a lot of trouble?

Sure South America Asia Europe sure not so much. I like Mexico. I'm excited for Mexico. Yeah, have you ever been to Mexico before? Oh, yeah, we're like you've been to like Baja, California. No, I've been to Rosarito. Yeah, I've been to Cali Ex stopper. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, see that's what I'm saying. You know how to pronounce all these words you by the way I agree with your everything. They're just think they're a little bit better than us. Who does Europe? Yeah general things are better than us Like yes, yes 100% and we don't know their fans are great though. They're a lot of fun. Oh, I bet they don't Like heck, I'll hit like a good punt and they're like going nuts

When you go over there and like fans of teams that aren't even playing in the game show up like the guys in the Jaguar out Dude, you get you get I mean you get more just random jerseys out there I mean, you'd be like if we went through a soccer game Yeah, we just went where like whatever soccer jerseys. Yeah, right. All right. You ready for this game. Yes, but it's called I was googling things to ask Jared golf and I'm now gonna just read you the people also ask questions Okay, all right. How much money is Jared golf making? You're asking me. That's the Pete. No people are asking that. I'm not okay. That's a big difference How much money my contract is worth 28 million. Whoo. That's pretty nice. What is the meaning of golf?

I don't know people are asking a good question pronounced golf or is it joff like like jiff jiff. Oh, it's golf Sure. Oh, yeah, it's got there's a job There's a little league team I saw from Goff's town that I'm like, I'm gonna have to root for now Okay, I like that. Where does Jared golf rank among NCAA passing Lee Yards leaders? Oh Career I'd say I'm somewhere in the top 15 ish top 20. Okay. All right, and then the last one I don't even understand this when was when strapped it Second yeah Overall

Were you rooting for no, actually that's a bad question. I'm good I was gonna say were you rooting for a Carson once again injured because After you to win a Super Bowl while you didn't never Here's a better question. Do you remember that prank that you did like two months ago where you like went to a college campus? Do I remember under cover? Yeah, I remember your acting skills were really good. Just really excellent Did you think so? No But it was kind of messed up like you just showed up and your prank was like I'm gonna take this guy's job Yeah, it was really mean. Yeah. Yeah, I felt like I was like I was like

I'm being like really mean to these kids and like I felt really bad And I was and there's a lot of stuff that didn't show that I was that was like way worse And what they did show where I was like cussing at people and like I was fully in character And I felt bad afterwards and like apologizing all that but it was fun. It was so when they finally said, okay Guys, this is Jared golf where all the people like fuck you man That was mean They were I think they were relieved because it was it was not a good day for some of those kids Unfortunately, yeah, no, that was that was kind of mean it was kind of mean house Cal gonna be this year good, right?

Yeah, they'll be great. Yeah, I mean, I thought they were gonna be good this year. I don't know I think they're looking for a quarterback right now who's your who's gonna be their starter They've got a guy coming back and they've got a couple guys Competing I don't know who they're gonna choose ultimately, but you know, I don't I don't really know So I hope I hope they're gonna be good best gambling moment of the year last year was Betting the under in that force fire game because no good breath. That was a good Yeah, I'm not trying to say I profited off of the force fire But that was a good tip what the gods give you it was a good tip and it was they were like wearing masks in the

In the stands though, I know yeah, I know there was no one there too Everyone stands side to the force fire sock, man Yeah You were like or football or anything But it's just kind of a statement that needs to be said by us like we're an anti force fire And I force for anti heroine anti Nazi. Yeah, we're we don't do it shit. Fuck that like force fire What are the big three debate? We're anti Nazi. That's number one. Yeah Remember that number one number that one anti force fire and also anti hair

Oh, we spoke with couch and yeah, also anti-lisps member We don't know I'm not I'm I list list. We shout out people who stutter. Yeah, because we know it's not easy It's not easy. Yeah, that's good call. All right last question. Seeky question. Okay promo code take you get $10 off And you can go to a rams game You see Jarragov in the Super Bowl this year for $10 cheaper than what your ticket price would have been with promo code take Seeky all right last question. Why don't you ask us a question? Question. Thanks Ask you guys have you had fun? Oh, I've had fun. This is fun. This is my my second time on. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm in person though

Yeah, and also and you guys have made you guys have made significant upgrades. Yeah I was on escape and it was you know, it was a little No, we don't use Skype anymore. Well, we do every now and then like we I remember last time Oh, no, we wanted you on last fall, but you were you were in the groove and I don't want to fuck with that Okay, so now you're back. Yes, and I feel like we got a nice little crop of quarterbacks work on you. Yeah, no No, he's right. You're a hundred percent. It's need to yeah, no Mitch isn't you're an FC guy. Yeah, really? Yeah, no, yeah, not Mitch Mitchell. Okay Okay, Mitch I you are our NFC West guy guaranteed. Okay, appreciate it. Have you been on a day with a porn star?

I've not. Oh, okay. That's a good answer. Yeah, you're on a good foot. Yeah. Yeah. No, um, we We actually root very hard for you. I know you I know you know that I do know that. No, good. Good. I've seen it I know the after the Niners game last year. We had a good game. We won you were one of the first text I saw yes, it's like you said we've been here since the start. Yes, right my guys Yeah, it's it's funny because we pretend to be journalists, but we actually aren't well We do kind of pretend sometimes we don't but the one thing I'm gonna cut big cat I don't like you. No. No, what I was gonna say is the one thing we do is that we are very open about our bias for Certain players. I appreciate it. No, definitely. No problem. How much do you squat? You got little legs?

I've always had skinny legs. Yeah, I've always had Yeah, yeah, what what I've gotten I haven't back squatted in like a long time Okay, that's because the rocks not your your strength and conditioning coach. He a back squat guy rock would have you squat. Oh rock Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, he would how much is that sweatshirt cost? To be honest, that's free because like I never know if it's like because you're I mean Because you're buying nicer clothes of me or because my $15 a coles But I can never tell if the clothes that I buy shitty clothes or just have a shitty body

I think it's probably the latter. It's it's like I want you to be like, yo, this is a $500 sweatshirt like phew I could never afford that. That's fine. No, it's not. Okay. I think it's probably $40. What is it? Yeah You want to take it off your back, but the quarterback room has been using ask the jackpot a lot. Yeah Recently so good like it is so good. You know, you miss this read here. Your ass will be in the jackpot Yes, are you the alpha in that quarterback room? Cuz I always feel like in camp at least at the start of it There's like one veteran one guy that's like been around for a while that becomes the alpha for like a couple weeks until the

You know cut start tight until the Turk cut calls into the office We have myself Shawn manion who's a year older than me who I know he doesn't like So much money on Oregon State quarterbacks after dark. It's insane. Well, it's like the okay We keep Sean's Sean's Sean's technically the LR He's one year older than me. Yeah, and then we have Brandon Allen It was the same year as me and a rookie Luis press. Okay, so you're the alpha you are sure Yeah, you wear the nicest clothes dogs run fast. All right, Jared. Best of luck this season. Thank you guys really appreciate it Are you playing in New York?

What are you playing in New York this year? Oh, no jets of the Giants. No, we don't go We go our furthest east is Detroit and You can go see who who's that? Where's the lion thing? Oh So this isn't goodbye. It's see you later. Sure. See you later. All right. See you guys What are you saying? California says see you later like catch you catch you on the flip Dude hang loose hang loose till next hang next till next hang Hey, what are you gonna do between this hang in the next thing probably hang probably just chillin chill out or chill out

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Not concussed just had his helmet knocked off him. Does he think he's Ichabod Crane? Yes, so I think big Ben is dumb enough where he actually believes that the helmet is part of his head goes my brains He's like I've been decapitated. Yes. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm hurt. I gotta put my injured and hurt I have no head anymore. Yeah, there goes my helmet. Yeah, he's like, I can't see anything They're like Ben that's because your helmet's turned around and you're looking at the back of it over your eyes He's like, I'm never good. I'm blinded for life Do they just do not give him the concussion test anymore? What do you think big Ben's concussion test looks like? Well, I mean it's baseline and yeah, then what day is it? I don't know. Okay, it's fine

Yeah, get a fuck out of here. Yeah, big Ben starts to know what day it is at that point You need to be very worried about where my if he if big Ben is like where my pf Chang's Leftovers, yeah, and you're like, okay. He's actually he's kind of losing it because he ate those three hours ago Yeah, he doesn't know where they are big Ben gets his helmet knocked around and you can't see but he's all of a sudden Really good at playing the piano. Yes. Yes. I could actually totally see that but big Ben So hurt not hurt not hurt not injured just dumb. Yeah, I'm gonna put this one in dodge the bullet Yes, but we all know Ben. He doesn't like to wear helmets. Yeah, so I guess he should have felt But maybe well he turned over a new leaf after he slammed his face into a car windshield

He's like I always have to have the helmet on so maybe just being very cautious overprotective. Yeah, so good on you, Ben I'm gonna really be disappointed when big Ben retires. He's through at that. He's one of those guys. I Don't want to get like doom and gloom here, but like big Ben Rivers yeah, I know I know all these guys are hiring is going to be so sad It's like thinking about your dog getting older. Yeah, you don't want to know you don't want to go down All right, they're not no It's actually a miracle of physics that Ben was able to get his helmet knocked off his fat face. No, he's a skinny face No, that's Jesus Christ. You are doing what you accused me of doing a couple weeks ago

Which is taking reports out of context because I saw that headline too that he's in the best shape of his life Yeah, and then I saw a picture of him. I'm like, okay fat face big Ben I mean he he lost 10 pounds He looks like Lane Kiffin got stung by bees big Ben's probably like I don't want to lose too much weight because I feel like I'll lose some of my brain Like he if he gets on the treadmill for too many miles Well, he's a part of his brain is gonna go away with his tits He definitely cherishes like every small part of his body because he's like I've collected this mass over the years

So every single every nook and cranny every single piece of cellulite on my legs has its own memory He's like a hoarder. Yes, he just he hoards his own body mass. Yeah. Oh, man Don't yeah, you're right. You put in perspective. Let's not think about it. Love love. I know we can never go away No, he's gonna play forever leave. He's never gonna leave way to stay relevant baseball So we had a couple of baseball brawls. We had the Pweig vs. Hunley brawl, which was a game. We were at Shout out us also in the third inning. We were bad sports down Yeah, and we left early We had to catch a flight which ended up being delayed by like two and a half hours anyway

So the flight was too hot. Yeah, 90 degrees. Yeah, and we didn't even tweet about it And we had eaten had had a couple edibles and we You Hank told us don't worry. It did nothing to me and yeah, I thought they wanted it Uh-huh. They did a lot more than nothing. So I got my bag pulled aside at TSA and who boy? I was sweating through PFT and I were at Dodger Stadium and We had the adults before we went in and we got in line to get food And we had like three or four stoolies come up right away and take pictures of us And then there's a 60-year-old guy in front of us who then for the next 15 minutes while in line

Asked us like what we did and why people were coming up to us Yeah, cuz he saw us and we were just too goof standing there like sweating red-eyed looking like trash He's like why do people keep well? Why would anyone want to get a picture with you right? Yeah, we just traded back and forth answering all this questions with one word like like what do you do podcast? So how do people know you also video? I don't know And then we got and then we got up the line and then we ordered the little ice cream helmets That were delicious. Well, that's when we knew that we were both being affected by the edibles I think our initial plan was to order like two things just just nachos

Yeah, nachos and then you were gonna get like a hot dog and then at the end we're like, yeah, let's add on To helmets filled with Good times at Dodger Stadium, but we digress so Yeah, well, we're keeping it relevant. Yeah, that brawl happened and then also Ronald Acuna and Jose Arrinha. I think it's Jose, right? Yeah, yeah, Acuna Matata. Yeah, they they had a Arrhenia hit Acuna because Acuna had hit five home runs in a row five games in a row He hit him with the first pitch of the game benches cleared

It is true meatball stuff and With that said, I love it. Yeah, I mean if Greg Williams was a head coach or a manager in baseball You know, he'd do that same thing put a bounty on him I know it's bullshit, but at the same time if you can't stop him It's like, you know, the whole whole saying like if you can't what is it? You can't beat him join him. Yeah, but If you can't beat him eat him. Yeah, if you can't beat him eat him

No, but like basically like if you can't beat him tough shit like get better. Yeah, I actually disagree I think if you can't beat him just throw with them. Listen baseball is filled with a long line of sore losers Yes, so you can't expect them to just turn over a new leaf all of a sudden. I do like how Seeing that that particular escalation made me go back to my high school Spanish and look up what the accent over the end was What was it? Yeah, it's a tilde. What's an Indian? That's the letter is the end with a thing But the squiggly line is an in yay. Hmm. Okay, and then so you how do you pronounce it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, so yeah, I also think a good job. Yeah, good a good way to stay relevant Relevant that we just did a baseballs relevant and basically didn't even talk about baseball

I think a good way for them to stay relevant is to just dose all the fans at the games with the edibles Yeah, and then have people ask them why people keep asking them for questions and then people would be like We're gonna get the fuck out of here. Yeah flight. Yeah Dodger Stadium by the way shout out Dodger Stadium We both came to the conclusion that is one of our favorite stadiums. It's so cool. It's retro It's very retro and the Dodger dogs were good We all got two Dodger dogs right when we walked in the door and yeah, I like the whole original bobblehead Rich, yo bobblehead. I mean collectors item come on now

But yeah, the whole like scene the sunset the hills I know it's not in a good spot, but I like the place. I like the uniforms too. Yeah, the uniforms are very classic school Yeah, old-school script. Yeah, you love it I saw a bunch of guys that were sitting front row that were old white rich-looking guys that were probably on Wife number five and I thought they were all there. Yeah, you kept on being like is that Larry King? Yeah, that's a king, right? Is that Larry King? Speaking of Dodgers we have Tommy Lusorta coming on Monday, which is going to be awesome. He was great. Yeah a lot of fight stories

I was I was shocked with how how much he chirped big cat. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he came at me a couple times Oh, I loved it. I loved he doesn't know how much well He may maybe he knows that I've been taking pictures of him like a long time. Hey, that's what it was Ta let's do our last one before we get to the grab bag. We have embraced the bait So the Notre Dame fighting Irish are playing a game at Yankee Stadium this year and they Unveiled their thing. Yeah, they are check that always. Yeah. No, this is the first time really. Yeah They usually play game striped ball. Yeah, they usually play on like a aircraft carrier. Yeah. Yeah, so Notre Dame's playing Yankee Stadium and they unveiled their new uniforms which have pinstripes in them

So embrace the bait has Notre Dame earned their pinstripes I think this is as close as Notre Dame's been to being back in a while. Yeah, actually. Yes, because the Yankees are a great Team this year probably gonna make the one game playoff maybe maybe not but the I Feel like it's cheapening you can't just give pinstripes to anyone just because well No, I think that you can make a special exception in the case of Notre Dame because most Yankees fans are also Notre Dame True true good point, but it just feels like we're just handing pinstripes out willy-nilly now

I you know what they needed to do if Before Notre Dame unveiled these uniforms the Yankees need to have a press conference and like take Aaron judges away Be like the Notre Dame needs them you shouldn't there should be a finite number of pinstripes one in one out right Exactly, you can't just everyone can't get a pinstripe. You need to give it. You know what? Hey, guess what? We're gonna take away Andy Pettitt's pinstripes. You know what? Notre Dame what they're doing is they're deflating the value of pinstripes. It's just like money So you can't just print more money. It should be based on gold, right? Yes Well, this is based on Notre Dame should know they wear the golden helmets agree about this

How about we compromise? We allow touchdown Jesus to wear pinstripes on his robes until Aaron judge comes back from the dead I like that. I like to he brings them back. Yeah, which Aaron judges resurrected might be out for a little bit longer So it looks like we were dumb for laughing all those people saying he died So he's gonna be dead for like a month. Yeah a month plus a long time and then but when he comes back The judge has risen. That's gonna be I'm good to go and write that Ravel headline right now Do do a Ravel times on that Twitter account that we created that we never tweet. Yep What's it called again? I don't know the Ravel daily post

Another another great idea by us that we abandoned after two seconds where the Kings of that Hank let's finish it up with a grab bag Get everyone to the weekend. All right, explain it to Hank water towers That's just where you save all the water. That's where all your pisses. Mm-hmm. It's actually just piss Yeah, no, you just have all the water up there So reservoir is where you get your drinking water from mm-hmm And then when you flush your piss down the toilet it gets shot up into a tower. Yeah No, that makes sense

Over and the jets Redskins game is not gonna hit who's winning Redskins 12th time. Fuck. I also have the over in this baseball game. There was a bases loaded. No out triple play That's pretty bad, right? That's I think I'm so gonna hit it, but that's pretty bad I'll sort of you three dumb dumb brains try to prove their California toughness Then have to call an overrated basketball player and a fake bodybuilder to get them out of it It's called swag Oh That was a ricochet shot it at Blake Griffin and Ryan was still that wasn't a rickett. That was a direct

Targeted, so we snipe but a lot of people already and see we did Instagram live when we were stuck on the 45 and We called everyone we knew in LA which was Blake Griffin Ryan We're so low and they just laughed at us for even attempting to go on the 45 time rookie move Yeah, don't ever go on the 45 north Explain it. Why is the ocean salt water? Brackish that's a word. Yeah, you should use in your explanation. Well, I'm gonna hammer you up here Okay, it's you have to go it's brackish because that's where all the fish come Mm-hmm, so when a fish jizzes

I don't have you ever seen the Discovery Channel most of it go the way that a fish in Pregnates another fish is they shoot their jizz all over the eggs that are already like laying on the ground Yes, so all that jizz has to go somewhere and it just goes in the water and make salt water brackish Hey guys, I got a jimbo for you. I went on my honeymoon to Maui on a tour of the area where we were What was that? Thanks feel himself. Yeah, I'm our forget Maui. By the way, is it weird that like what is brackish? Why do I know that word and I do know it has to do with salt? Cuz whenever you go to a beach if you're ever taking a piss in the bathroom

That's at the beach. It says do not drink brackish water Got it This is the essence of being a man where you just know enough random words that you can cobble together somewhat of an explanation Yeah Well what happens is like your first couple times at the beach you don't know what brackish means so you just drink the water Anyways, yeah coming out of the faucet and then you end up puking So then you associate puking with the word brackish for the rest of our puke from drinking salt water I have you guys in like my Sean Connery. So it looks so delicious. I was not very smart as a child

I didn't know that Sean Connery. I'm sorry. It's okay. All right started again Started again, but do it all do it all the all and Sean Connery Oh, come on You got my only Sean Cowry's when he goes Hank gonna Maui goes forget Maui Hank and who Mack Hank All right, I got a Jimbo for you guys. Oh One of my honeymoon to Maui On a tour of the area where our driver pointed to a house and said that Chris Berman lived there Cut to the end of the trip on the plane back home my new wife asked what the best part of the trip was

Without hesitation I said barely seeing legend boomers Hawaii house through a line of trees She went the rest of the 11-hour plane ride without talking to me You weren't wrong The best part of my day was hearing this story about you almost seeing where Chris Berman was although you could have Spun that if you were smart because like Chris Berman's house. It kind of sounds like a euphemism for the clitoris Like oh, I saw Chris Berman's house through a line of trees for the first time. Yeah, so I found Chris Berman's house when I was there Absolutely. All right. Well, we'll dovetail off that bad accent for a question for PFT How do you tell a South African accent from a New Zealand one? Oh, that's a good question

The South African accent it just sounds like they're always asking a question at the time and they're also probably just a little bit more racist Yeah, go ahead excuse me sir Yeah, that sounds like that sounds that sounds like summer heights high That's not okay. No, no, that's Yeah, yeah, New Zealand is miss miss miss miss look really enjoyed the VG might miss I was gonna say you just know the difference between South Africa because usually when you do a South African Accent you started by saying South Africa. So it's like warms you up. Yeah, you have to end every sentence with sir, too So if I could sit on Brookes gift gets it. It's just an entire

Country of Keith Olberman's sir, sir, sir resign sir Sup boys, can you please tell my friend Jeff that you don't have to wash your hair every day? He thinks your natural hair oil is bad for your hair. Listen Jeff. We've all been there I tried the no shampoo movement about a year and a half ago. It doesn't work for every type of hair Some people's hair gets very oily and might might look like absolute dog shit And everyone might make fun of you for like the third day that you go without shower. Yeah, well I don't understand about the no shampoo crew

Are you not showering because if you're in the shower, what is just like throwing a little shampoo in your hair? Like that's no extra. I'm obviously for you because you have girl hair But like for me and Hank, that's no extra time. Yeah. Well for me, it's not yeah, but you also have to blow dry your hair No, I don't blow dry my hair. I Straighten it bro Put sun in it when you're a kid rock. I was the best might do that again So how did big cap become affiliated with a rod corp? Just stocked him online. Don't do that folks, but yeah, I stopped him online. That's pretty much it

I started writing a blog. He posted a picture like four years ago Where he's like hard at work at the corp And it was a picture of a rod at two in the morning with a bunch of unsigned baseballs and a computer that wasn't plugged in And I said this is the type of company. I want to work for him and the rest is history All right, last one who says it's part of my take by barcel sports at the beginning of every show That's a good question. We get asked that probably more than anything else. Mm-hmm. Oh Shit, I got the that that over hit. Oh nice. Congrats. Well, it's it's a push right now It's six five the angels type the Rangers the one that was talking about where it was a triple play with no else

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