Pardon My Take - Ryan Whitney And Dennis Rodman

Episode Date: February 27, 2019

Lebron James is dominating the headlines and we go step by step through his last 2 weeks of quotes and announcements (2:27 - 20:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Dan Bilzerian being cancelled and the world ending (20:11 -  35:57). Ryan Whitney joins the show to recap the trade deadline, nhl gambling trends, who is going to win the cup, and talking basketball (35:57 - 57:24). Dennis Rodman joins the show to talk about his new podcast, his NBA career, and friendship with Kim Jong Un (57:24 - 75:39). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, thoughts and prayers for Enes Kanter, new segment "We Read An Affidavit" and Guys on Chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have a twofer, our good friend Ryan Whitney joins us to talk about the NHL trade deadline, who's going to win the cup, maybe a little bashing basketball. We also have Dennis Rodman in the studio. We had about 15, 20 minutes with Dennis. He's a legend.

He's an interesting guy. He's a legend. He's a legend. And well, yeah, I mean, it was okay. It was fun. If you're interested in the North Korea United States peace talks happening this week, Dennis is your guy to go to. Sure.

All right. And we have some LeBron Blames. We've got to get to some guys on chicks and an embrace debate. Before we do all of that, PFT, what is your favorite restaurant in the entire world? Buffalo Wild Wings. That's right. It's Buffalo Wild Wings. I didn't even know.

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Let's go. Welcome to part of my tape presented by our YouTube page. Go subscribe right now. We appreciate everyone who has subscribed. If you haven't, please subscribe right now to our YouTube page. Today is Wednesday, February 27th. And boys, we have to talk about LeBron James. Is it time for an intervention for LeBron?

Well, should we play the intervention music? The America's America's biggest sheeshaholic. Listen, LeBron, what I hear is a room full of people that just love the heck out of you. They want to see you get there. Nope. Not true. So PFT is, are you right now, are you a LeBron stand? I am a LeBron stand.

My problem with LeBron lies mostly in the fact that you guys fail to see how hilarious he is. Oh, he's hilarious. Here's the thing. If you actually have hatred in your heart for LeBron, but without LeBron James and the NBA, there would be so much less laughter. Hold on. I have also, he doesn't have any friends.

I enjoy. I mean, I am very appreciative. Listen, anyone who steps up to the plate in February to carry the torch of a bad sports month, Antonio Brown, Robert Kraft getting his dinky winky rubs down, his dinky dinky. Yeah, his winky dinky rubbed down LeBron James being completely off the reservation night in and night out. All these people, I thank you from the bottom of my heart because you carry this month for us.

So I wanted to do something because you are currently a LeBron stand. I do like LeBron James. You never know. Every now and then, the best part about PFT is he will declare it too. You got to know where he's going. You know what? I'm back on LeBron. No, I like him.

Here's my thing about him. I feel bad for him because he doesn't have any friends. He's such a weird person. Yeah. He's such an unusual individual. His beard has gotten weird. That he's lost all of his friends. What about the banana boy?

The banana boy. No, he doesn't have even those guys anymore. They don't want to come play with him. He needs to have Melo live at his house. No, even Melo. He knows donuts. It's gotten to the point where Carmelo Anthony is ducking LeBron James' calls because that's a toxic friendship.

Yes. And this is a thing where like LeBron, you have to feel bad for him. I do not. Right now he's playing pretty much with a broken heart. Yes, pretty much. All right. So here we go. I'm going to go down the timeline of things that have happened in February with LeBron.

You can stop me at any point. You can wait till the end. Whatever you want to do, I'm going to let you take the floor after every piece here. So let's start with the trade deadline. So the trade deadline comes and goes. The Lakers very openly are courting Anthony Davis. LeBron is trying to have his best friend Rich Paul, who also represents Anthony Davis. No tampering.

Trade for Anthony Davis and trade away the entire Lakers roster. You had the famous picture in Indianapolis when they lost by 40 points and everyone wanted to be away from LeBron. So that happened in February. Then right after the trade deadline came and went, LeBron James had his famous quote, there's nothing. That was fake news picture, by the way. To get in this lead.

Really? You were guilty of spreading the fake news. No, that was real. No, it was a fake news picture. He was at the end of the bench for maybe like 10 seconds. Okay. And then he went back with his teammates. You're, this is like.

Okay, all right. That's fair. That's not true. You can say it's true. Video. Big Cats passing along anti-LeBron propaganda. Hold on. Hold on.

I want to clarify something. I have not added my piece at all. I'm going fax. There was a picture was taken. I was taken. Okay. All right. Right after that, right after the trade deadline, after LeBron tried to trade his entire team,

he had this quote, there's nothing I need to get in this league that I don't already have. Everything else for me is just like icing on the cake, even though I love the process of everything that I go through to be able to compete every single night and put teams in position to compete for championships. Notice he said, and he puts teams in position, so it's not okay. But there's nothing that I'm chasing or that I feel I need to end my career on. He did kind of clarify those the next night and said, he's still, every single night he

prepares to be the best. And it's not like I wake up every single day and it's like, oh my God, if I don't win a championship, I don't make the all star game that my career isn't what I want to be. So the icing in the cake after trying to trade his whole team is like, you know what? I'm cool. He's like, I still come out here night after night playing with his groin hanging off the bone. No, he's got a severe injury that he's been dealing with.

All the wine in the world hasn't been able to heal his groin yet. He's been out. How much time do you miss? A couple of weeks. Four weeks? About a month? That's tough. Anybody out there that's ever had a groin injury knows that it's impossible, it never

really fully recovers. Yes. Like it's always going to be a little bit tweaked. A little bit gamey is what they call it. Yeah, he's had a gamey groin for a while. We saw him before that game when he took his pants off and showed his wash. Yeah. All right.

So all-star game comes. He says before the all-star game, the night before the all-star game, you know, all-star break is about getting rest. Well, the rest of my team can get a lot of rest. I can't because he made the all-star game. All-star game comes and goes. That's a fact though. It is a fact.

Again, these are all facts. February 21st. So this, now we're just getting into the last week, February 21st. His next episode of Barbershop gets announced, Antonio Brown, Anthony Davis looks awesome. That's great. There's our problem with him for making money. No, hold on. I'm leading up to it.

I just didn't know if you were. February 22nd, Space Jam 2 announced. Then the next night, the Los Angeles Lakers lose to the New Orleans Pelicans without Anthony Davis and LeBron had these words after. It's how you play the game, prepare for the game. It's not even like when you go to the arena. It's like way before that, it's the most important thing in your life at this time. Barbershop, Space Jam 2, most important thing in his life at this time.

It's off the court stuff. It's preparing off the court. It's the most important thing. Who's to say that, so Space Jam 2, I'm glad you brought that up, Big Cass. Yes. What's that movie about? Oh, it's about basketball. In the movie, he'll be playing basketball, he'll be practicing.

Somehow LeBron James has found a way to incorporate even more practice time into his off-season. So this is actually a very good thing. He's not supposed to get his hair cut. He gets his hair cut while he's doing a show. You have to get your hair cut sometimes. It's multitasking. Yes, exactly. Okay.

Here's the thing. If he showed up to a game with a giant Afro, you'd be like, oh, look at LeBron wanting all the attention. Instead, he has a show where he gets a haircut every day. Okay. After the Pelicans lost, by the way, the Pelicans are below the Lakers in the standings of Lakers are currently sitting three games out of the A-seed. After the Pelicans lost, it was rumored that LeBron tried to leave Luke Walton in the tunnel

and didn't let him on the bus. That turned out to be fake. That was corrected, but it was hilarious for a minute. So we're just going timeline here. I do actually buy into the fact that he's trying to get Luke Walton fired. I think that's pretty clear. I think that in his mind, Phil Jackson is going to come back and he'll be the next… Popovich.

Yeah. Well, I think in LeBron's mind, he sees himself as the next MJ. So he wants to end the next Kobe. So he wants to go with the same guys that those guys used to get their titles. So I think in his wettest of wet dreams, LeBron James thinks that Phil Jackson is going to ride in like a white knight and take them to… He'll get like three more rings at the end of his career. I agree.

It's not going to happen. No. Because Phil Jackson, I don't think drinks won, right? He's a prudest. He also doesn't even know that like any of this is going on. He's just… There's no chance he knows. He's in Montana somewhere.

Yeah. He doesn't even know LeBron's on the Lakers. He doesn't know Kobe retired. Yeah. That's pretty much it. Again, I just think that I think you're being too harsh on LeBron. Hold on. I'm not done.

I'm not done. I'm not being harsh. But wait. I've only done facts, Hank. I haven't added any opinions. Okay. Here's the fact. He's a father of three.

Okay. Okay. He wore a shirt with his son Ronny on it. Hold on. Let me finish. Let me finish. And he's… Who he doesn't want people to get.

You know, they don't want a mistake LeBron and LeBron Jr. He wants LeBron Jr. to make his own name. I can't believe that you'd be saying that he's using his son as a shield when he's literally wearing his son's face at the place that a shield would be over his heart. Can I… I'll continue. I just want you to bear in mind that you're talking about… That's fine.

…a father of three. I have not added any opinion. You… Okay. My opinion will shock you. 17 times my opinion about LeBron shocked you. Okay. So last night…

Game against the Grizzlies. Grizzlies also stink. You figure… Lakers… Probably got to win this game. LeBron… Multiple clips of LeBron just not trying on defense. Not trying boxing out.

Playing lackadaisical on… He had a triple double. But he… Like there was a big three that he let up where he just stood under the rim and let his guy shoot a wide open three. You don't know anything about NBA defense. Okay. You know, have you seen…

Have you seen the whole clips? Sure. Or have you just watched the… You probably yelled… Whoop! Or did you watch the little… The Tim Legler selective highlights that were pulled out? Correct.

Because you don't know what kind of defense they were running on that play. You didn't have the all… How many reps are on the court? Three. You didn't have the all 13 film of it? You don't know what kind of defense was called by Luke Walton? Luke Walton is such a bad coach. He might have called the play where LeBron James stands under the basket and smells

his own dingleberries. Okay. All right. So the Lakers lose to the Grizzlies. Bad loss. Very bad loss. Yep. Especially when you were trying to get to the playoffs.

During the game… He activated playoff mode. Oh yes. Sorry. Fuck. I forgot he activated playoff mode. He did activate playoff mode last week. That has been activated.

Oh and two. Please playoff mode has been activated. He did but he's also still posting. So it's not zero dark 30 yet. It's not yet. What I was saying before the show and I decided to save for the show. Playoff mode for LeBron might mean he knows he's not going to make the playoffs. So he's going into like off season mode during the regular season.

Or the new playoff mode. That's why he's not worried about playing hard because he's in playoff mode. Because he knows he's not going to be playing in the playoffs. Our LeBron James just really wants the Kings to make the playoffs because he saw Ja Rule curse them and say that they weren't going to make it. And LeBron cares so much about consumer protections in this era of fraud that he wants to make Ja Rule look like a fool. Okay.

All right. So during the loss to the Grizzlies there was a post posted online of the new two chains album coming out. Rapper go to the league and it drops March 1st. And in the promo video LeBron James is seen as an A&R credit on the album. He can be seen enjoying a studio session with the rapper at 11.43 on PM on February 1st. Drinking some sheesh. Having a good time.

What happened on February 2nd? LeBron sat out against the Warriors for load management reasons. Now this is also coming off the you got to worry about the things on the court. No distractions. All that stuff. They lose to the Grizzlies. LeBron James then he's asked about distractions. So it's a little bit of fake news.

I'm going to back you up here. There's a little fake news with LeBron because the clip that went viral was kind of a setup where someone a reporter asked him if the pressure was becoming a distraction to his team. And he said at this point, if you're still allowing distractions to affect how the way you play, then this is the wrong franchise to be a part of. And you should just come and be like, listen, I don't think this is for me. I cannot do this.

That's following the loss of the Grizzlies and the two chains clip. And then after all of that, he went to his Instagram and shouted out himself with, I literally have no words because, and then wrote like a bunch of words because he was the only player in the top 10 all time points in assists. That is LeBron James last like two weeks. He is the only person in the top 10 for points in assists. Correct. History of the NBA.

No words. Literally have no words. And then a bunch of how many words? Like probably about 25 words. He averages about 23 words after no words. The quote was, I literally have no words. I guess like J Cole said, even when the dark out, the sun is shining somewhere throughout it all, no matter good or bad.

Appreciate the journey. Thank you to all who continue to take this journey with me. The kid from Akron strive for greatness. James game. No words. Literally no. I think LeBron James probably spends like three hours a day reading out of a book of toasts.

Okay. You know why? He's ran out of real friends to give pain to. Yeah. So no, no sham friends. All he has is sham friends to give pain to. Yeah. So he can't use that toast anymore.

So now he just sits down and reads a bunch of toasts and repurposes them for his Instagram captions. Pretty much. So all right. So I actually appreciate how ridiculous LeBron is. Now he's a real dick to his teammates. And if you were his teammate right now, you'd probably hate yourself because he keeps belittling you and then being in two chains, you know, drinking the sheesh.

But LeBron has gone so far off of like making any sense night tonight that I'm starting to enjoy how ridiculous it is. So I will side with you there. Thank you. He has gotten to a point. I think you get to a point of celebrity accomplishment in life where you can basically say, fuck it. I will just say shit.

And then the next night I can say something that totally contradicts it and doesn't matter because I'm LeBron James. Here's the deal with LeBron. He is so good at what he does. He is, you know, he's the absolutely the best player of his generation. He was called the king growing up when he was 16 years old, chosen one tattoo of sports. So yeah, he was given somebody gave him the chosen one tattoo. He didn't tattoo himself.

So if you're going to say it's on his back, if you're going to say that he gave himself the tattoo that's actually incorrect, it's true. But so he has, he's lived up to all the expectations that he had and then he's become without a doubt the greatest basketball player that's ever played the game. And so he, well, what I'm saying big cat is like, let's just let him, he's like, he's like a grandparent that's gone into dementia. Okay. And let's just, you know, at this point, their dementia is mostly happy thoughts and it's

funny to us. So let's just enjoy him. Let's let him sun down in peace and go off into the sunset making ridiculous Instagram posts and not give a shit about it because it could be a lot worse. He could be, you know, he could be going into the bad, the dark part of dementia and that would make us all very, very upset. So let's just enjoy him. Okay.

I think LeBron, honestly, he went to LA and he was like, someone's going to come with me. It's going to be Anthony Davis, Kauai, Paul George, someone will be here with me. And then when it didn't happen and he realized that he was stuck with guys who actually have been like, Brandon Ingram and Kuzma have been playing well. They weren't good before all the drama happened. Right. But so he, they basically, he gets there, none of his guys come with him and it's just

dawning on him now that this is his year because, you know, the trade deadline passed. He probably got a little she-stup around the all-star break. So he didn't really have that come to Jesus. Oh fuck, this is my team and I might not make the playoffs. And now he's just losing his mind and it is a hell of a watch. Let's just say that hell of a watch. Did you see what Ingram said after the game though? I think he's a little confused.

Brandon Ingram said, there's a certain fire that comes out when you continue to get what you don't want. Can you follow? Does that track it all to you? Fire that comes out when you continue to get. He's basically saying that he gets more fired up, the more disappointed he gets. Yeah, he, yeah. Pretty much.

I think that's just something that you see. I don't know if that's a thing. Is it? I don't know if that's a thing. He's talking about herpes. Like there's a burning. He's getting a flare up. There's a burning that comes out when you get mid flare up.

Which you don't want. The craziest part about this whole LeBron Lakers season, which again has been ultimate, like hilarious drama, even though LeBron is like the worst teammate ever, is that Lonzo Ball is actually the most correct of anyone because he said that LeBron will never win without or sorry, LeVar Ball said that LeBron will never win without Lonzo and the Lakers are not as good of a team when Lonzo's out. I think the Spurs need to give up their, their annual circus road trip. You just need to give that title to the Lakers every time they're on the road.

These are a damn circus. That's my Stephen A Smith take. I'm just very excited for LeBron when they don't make the playoffs for the Instagram post being literally no words and then saying how he like, he, he grinded with the youngins and he's the old head and it was, it was, you know, we learned next year is going to be our year. He is 100% going to a yacht and she shit up his record. Like most finals appearances in a row, most playoff appearances in a row.

It's been such a journey getting here. Like can't wait for next season. He will 1000% do that. He'll only talk about his like past accolades in the playoffs and then say like, can't wait for the next season. I wouldn't be shocked if he just goes to like all the Warriors home games and whereas the Warriors are like, Steph, also a kid from Akron, two kids from Akron. Or he might go to the Celtics games and be like, cause he Kyrie is his like, his little

buddy that he's grooming. So like he might be a huge sell. What's going to happen? Heck, when, when LeBron is openly rooting for the Celtics this post season, see what happens when it gets there. Now, one thing that we should discuss along with the tattoo that he did not put on himself, correct. LeBron James does not, he doesn't sit down and come up with all these like all the photo

shops and graphic designs for its Instagram posts, right? He has a team. No, that one actually came from like the ESPN account. Okay. Yeah. He stole that. No credit. Now he's fucked.

He's fucked LeBroning. Yes. Oh, it looks like we're turning PFT here. Yeah. Now that, that's a problem for me. Once, once you start stealing other people's online IP without proper credit, yes, at that point you start to lose me LeBron, but, but the fact remains LeBron James does have like a team of graphic designers that come up with all these posts for him.

Do you think they, like they come out, that would, that would be so lame if we had that. How much? Yeah. How much? How much creative direction? Shout out, shout out, Bubba. Yeah. How much creative direction do you think LeBron gives his team?

Like a month out in advance, he's like, Hey, when I serve, when I pass this milestone, I need you to, to tweet this out. Yeah. Like with Bubba. Oh, it's a schedule. Yeah. No. I mean, I, you got to be the biggest narcissist in the world to like have your team put like

your funny quotes on a, on a quote board and then tweet it out. Agreed to like text, to text somebody on your team. Like, Hey, when I said this last night, that was funny. Can you put it, make it look like really nice in a photo shop? Damn it. And tweet it out at 11 a.m. precisely. So it gets more engagement. That one we put, I boxed myself in there, but either way, LeBron James is so much fun

to, whether you love him or you hate him, he's so much fun to just talk about and watch and just the ridiculous. Also, I think I'm, I'm the one that knows the most about basketball in this room right now. By far. Because if you recall on Friday, when I said that Roy Williams was a better coach than Duke and you guys laughed at me, I pulled up a couple of stats here. You ready for this?

Because UNC fans tweeted you. I saw they tweeted at me too. Yeah. Well, no, I didn't start with a national championship. I did start from the top. Okay. I will three national three NCAA titles as opposed to Dukes two since Roy Williams went to UNC.

Hmm. Huh. Hmm. Interesting. Roy Williams wasn't coaching at a really good school before that. Right. UNC has five final fours as opposed to Dukes three since Roy Williams got there. Oh, since Roy Williams got there.

And UNC has eight regular season titles to Dukes three since Roy Williams got there. Yep. So, I mean, this, this is a, what have you done for me lately business? True. I say, so LeBron actually is one of the worst players in the league. Well, he's, yeah, no, he's shit right now, but you've done for me lately, but he's also a great human being to follow and he makes all of our lives filled with joy. So if you're too mean to him in a time when he doesn't have any friends left, you'll just

encourage him to retire and that would be, you would be devastated if LeBron James didn't play next year. No, I, it's, it's when we talk about all the time, when we like lose, you know, Peyton Manning or these guys, you know, like when Rothesberger retires, all these guys that whether you love her, whether you root for them or you don't, you love to, they, they become such an integral part of sports and what we talk about in LeBron James is that I mean, he's absolutely insane. Nothing he says has said in the last like three weeks has made sense.

Everything is contradicted itself. He's been the worst teammate, but guess what? It's fun to watch. It is fun. I have a theory that he's like Jimi Hendrix that he has a little asset tabs underneath his headband that he puts on, it just melts into his skin a little bit. My other theory that I'm working on with him is that he's like the reverse Samson. So he's had his, his hair surgery.

He was getting better the more hair that he lost. Yeah. I think, I feel like his hair like tiny little insurgents inside his brain. His beard is outrageous too. It is. It's like most. His, yeah. He's got the Abraham Lincoln beard.

Yeah. Oh, someone make a, like LeBron sends letters to the front line to back home from the front line. Twitter account. Colonel LeBron. That would be really funny. All right. Let's do our hot seat.

Cool throne. Hank, why don't you start? My regiment has abandoned me again because I'm an asshole and don't have any friends because I told them all the, I told them all they got to focus on the game while I drink wine with two chains. I'm drinking me out in my tent playing chess with two chairs on our march to Atlanta. My hot seat is Antarctica. Oh, great pronunciation, Hank.

Thank you. And iceberg twice the size of NYC is about to break from Antarctica. And NASA says it'll be the biggest piece to break from the brunt ice shelf since 1915 and could cause the entire shelf to become unstable or break up. Okay. That's like a ripple effect thing that I feel like that's like a real lighthearted thing to talk about. So wait, well, I mean, it's cool throne and articles on the hot seat.

Is it? Or is it like the rest of the world that's on the hot seat? Well, it's both. It's a ripple effect. Yeah. I don't want to get, I don't want to go down too far this rap on this rabbit hole, but I am 100% one of those people now that thinks the world's going to be done in 150 years. I think take away the zero.

Oh, 15. I like that. Like we're done. We're done. That's the great thing about humans is every single human has kind of one to have lived in the time when the world ends. Like it's a secret thing that's in the back of our minds. No, you are by saying it's probably going to happen soon.

150 years. I'm not planning on living. How narcissistic do you have to be to think that the entire end of the world will happen in your lifetime? Because I think that it's going to happen too. It's a natural thing for humans. I'm like, maybe, yeah, 150 years. That's it.

Like people, I'm all in on it. People who are saying we'll figure it out. It's too late. We have not figured it out. And then my cool throne on a later note is barbecue sauce on titties. To tell. So there's a viral video that went out the past couple days. I don't know if you guys saw it.

This parent decided to check his eight-year-old son's search history on his iPad. This is, I'm just going to go down the list, is how did XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure like whoever whoever's out there that has like the Google image like that person's you know Pages have probably gone through the roof this past couple days. That's true What do you think the combination of sauce is like how you had barbecafalo? Mm-hmm between barbeque and breast milk? Be be be breast now double B double D Q Be be be D D Q. Yeah Yeah, that works. Yeah, it does

Quick everyone do their last Google searches. All right. This is wait. How do you find it? Okay? You just go into your Google and you can read it off. Thank you go first I go into my Google. Yeah, you go. We go to type in Google.com. Oh, okay on your phone on your phone Mine is most NBA finals losses Okay, you're gonna you gotta go a few more down Omega Kanye sample Acton Bronson nickname. Okay. I have R Kelly I watched that documentary is really fucked up Sarah J classic

Athens, Ohio. I don't know why I was searching that AAF standings Oh, that's good cuz I was trying to figure out how my teams are doing not well is the answer. Okay. Hang on I'm having some trouble here. Do you know who has the most NBA finals lost a big cat? Is it LeBron James? Oh, trust me. I would have said it if it was Jerry West. Oh, yeah, of course. He lost like he was like one in ten and Elgin Baylor. Yeah Yeah, he Jerry West lost every NBA finals. Mine's all Directly rated related to this show on topics that we haven't gotten around to yet. Oh, okay So I don't want to do any spoilers. Okay

So what is a table shower? Where can you find table showers in New York City cake farts? Yeah Meet spin.com. Okay. I don't watch porn on your phone without your co-host knowing about it during the podcast PFT you go my hot seat this week is Thick oh, yeah, I'm actually canceling thick. Yeah, because Trey Wingo he caught wind of it So it once he starts using it. Yeah, so CJ Anderson got interviewed by Adam Shafter on his little podcast And so Trey quote tweeted it and said thick for CJ Anderson

Oh, and so I think we have to stop using that. I guess Chonk is our word now. Yeah, we got a new word We got Chonk. Chonk thick. So we're Chonk. We're Chonk guys not good run and the fact that Trey used a double C It was it's like watching Darren Ravel kill 69 jokes in real time. Mm-hmm Trey Wingo killed thick. Yes My other hot seat is calling things defensive ends. Mm-hmm Or outside linebackers to tell because it's combine season and I I missed this memo I think it went around about six months ago. Now they're edge Yes, everyone's edge, but it's all capital letters for edge, which is actually a lot more badass sounding

It's like when when Rest in peace NCAA the video game that everyone loves and I wish they could bring it back Like that's really the that's really could solve all the NCAA problems. They're like, hey, we're bringing back EA sports NCAA 2019 everyone excited will pay some of the players on the game But you would recruit go on the recruiting trail and you recruit athlete. Yep. Yeah, awesome Or was it offensive weapon? Yeah, is that the dude from Michigan? Yeah. Yeah, just does everything Yeah, okay, so edge is back or edges in for the first time and we're not saying defensive ends anymore

Got it My cool throne is the AAF Because ratings were up last week big time nice from being down from being down You missed the part where I said they were up from I'm giving a snapshot. Yes ratings were up last week from the week before when it was down so in the last It's the second highest rated weekend of all time for the AAF. That's pretty big was last week is huge Especially considering that Christian Hackenburg got benched. Yeah. Yeah, like they benched him I don't actually like the fact that ratings went up when he went out tells me that the viewers

They want too good a phone. They want to get a face You know, if you don't love me at my Hackenburg, you don't deserve me at my mettenburger. Yes, I agree and That's good though. Good that the ratings went up and almost Hides the fact that they already needed two hundred fifty million dollars in extra investment and the league Commissioner or chairman or founder whatever you want to call him Charlie ever solves being sued. Yeah, well three weeks in listen They're fifty one percent controlled by Dundon now. Yep, right is that a name dun dun dun? Yep, that's what I'm gonna call them. That's perfect dramatic sounding But so he owns 51% which means the league is technically more than half hockey. Yes

So that's why they don't show highlights of it on ESPN would let them let them fight. Yeah, let the boys fight Hockey league. Yes, let the boys fight. Okay. All right. My hot seat. Are you good? Yeah, I'm good All right, my hot seat is Dan Bilzerian because that motherfucker tried to Photoshop our girl Cardi B looking maybe a little no, we don't say nothing. No, she went on He cut out some of her curves You're a psycho Dan Bilzerian like very very weird behavior to take a picture with someone Cardi B posted on her Instagram then Dan Bilzerian posted on his and photo shop Cardi B's stomach and ass

It's there was also a model that was standing just in the background for like just Nothing to do with the picture. She was just standing there. He photoshopped her too. Okay. I'm canceling Dan Bilzerian Whoa, wow really? This is what I don't know my personal life Dan seems like a pretty cool guy He want to come on the show Dan You can come on the show and challenge your cancellation by me. Yeah, I don't know He's a cool guy. He's got a beard. He's got guns. He's got girls. He's got guns. He's got a beard Yeah, but he disrespects women. He's got guns and disrespects Cardi B. He's got a beard. Okay, everything. Yeah, it's and oh he's got a logo Does he now? Yeah, it is kind of like the rocks logo basically

It's a weird move to Photoshop a celebrity that's in the picture with you, right and like what Cardi B? She's perfect. She's perfect. She doesn't need you to Photoshop. I'm you know what? I'm canceling all dance. There we go Perfect. Uh, yeah, will you stand with me on the day of Dan Bilzerian? I mean she went out. He went after of course That's my girl. That's my girl. I will protect Cardi B to the ends of this earth. All right My cool throne is Kyler Murray's height Because his hands are so so small. We don't know that so no one's talking about his height anymore, which is good Did they measure the hands? No, but there's very there's a lot of rumors that they're gonna come in under nine nine inches The prognosticators are looking at his hands come on just sizing up this so good. I do love hand-sized measurements

Yeah, I also love the height measurements where they do it with the four digits where it's like oh five oh nine Yeah, it's like yeah, we get it. That means five foot nine right. I'm very familiar. We got that Yeah, I was thinking about it earlier today. You know would be absolutely devastating for me What if he clocked in at 510? Yeah That would just break my heart. Yeah, cuz you wouldn't have a hero. I would have no heroes I guess like David Spade well, maybe we'll measure your hands see if you can have a hero that way Oh, yeah, maybe we have the same size hands. Yeah, tiny little hands handbrows I've got decent hands by the way

I thought of I thought of something that you know how this because it's combine season We'll always get the stories about the weirdest questions and stuff if we were GM's and a guy came in I think my question would be What did you tell your boss? To get you out of work so that you could be here right now Ask them like the most generic question from like questions you ask in an interview or like what do you like what? What do you see in this job that appeals to you? Like may basically make it an accounting interview and see if they're like call bullshit on you and see if they're like dude

These questions don't make or they just go along. You're like, I don't want a sheep. Yeah, there we go. Listen, man I'm an edge. I don't have a day job. Yes, exactly. Like hey, we don't match our 401k. Is that okay with you? Just see what he says like our vacation policy You won't you only get one week for the first year. You're here. Would you like a tour of the facility here? Walk around the hotel room. Yes. Yes, and just see if they're like, hey, this is kind of weird Yeah, you know test them check references like make those phone calls while they're in the room Yeah, like hey, I noticed that you have a huge gap on your resume here of work history. Yeah, that's so what have you done for money? Yeah, what have you been doing? Oh you play for Nick Steven. Okay. All right. Let's get to our interviews

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Is everyone's famous on every Canadian team? But nowhere else was I famous and now I mean everyone's like You look like Michael Rappaport That's a good person to be famous for looking like yeah, Mike Rappaport nothing bad about that guy's face ever Exactly, that's why it's turned in it used to be like a disaster before all that mess that the guy had now look at me It's really smoochable. Yeah. Alright, so the trade deadline just happened Monday We need to do first of all the NHL I love how the trade deadline is so late in the NHL more leagues need to do that where you can figure out your team

Where you are all the way to like three quarters of the season's done and then make your moves But give us a quick winners losers Big moves that kind of shocked you or who position themselves for that cup run It was nothing was too shocking I'd say the most surprised was when Matthew Shane went from Ottawa to Colorado So Ottawa the dumpster fire that is the Ottawa senators continues to roll on I was shocked because everyone said maybe Columbus is gonna trade Panarin and Bobrovsky and they're kind of gonna be sellers But no they're all in now. So Columbus is a winner for me

You know, they went out and made a bunch of good moves They brought in a bunch of guys who could leave right after the year if they want or they're unrestricted three agents But they're trying to win one and they never even want to play off series So I think the fans kind of deserve it even though earlier I I said, you know, they should train if they're gonna lose it for nothing, but I've changed my stance So that's what I'm known to do Another another winner. I thought was Winnipeg. They grabbed my boy Kevin Hayes former New York ranger He's a big body center just what Winnipeg needed their big teams up to play against

They made it to the west of corporate pilot last year. So they made about six moves I think which was the most since like 2014 or something when feet when Arizona made a bunch most price selling business sending them back to the miners But I mean, I was I was actually very pleased with the day because over the past years It's taken a dive like I would say seven eight nine years ago was huge and there'd be like 30 40 feels On the deadline. It was exciting as hell And then it's kind of slowed down where trades are made a couple weeks before because the thing like you said It's cool. It's at the end of the year, but you also need like You want the guys is there as soon as possible to kind of get used to playing with each other and gel before the playoffs

Now it's kind of a full sprint with like five new guys on some teams But I mean either way it's it's gonna be an exciting end to the year And I think the deadline ended up being good because beginning of the day when nothing was happening right at the end Mark Stone went to Vegas and a bunch of other shit went down. Yeah, so you've obviously played on just about every team in the NHL I think you you know quite a journeyman you play on what like probably eight nine teams It was played on I played on it was down. No, you played on a lot of teams Oh, the suitcase on a journeyman. Okay, you were suitcase in the NHL Was there ever actually a time when when somebody got brought into the locker room that you were in kind of at the trade deadline

And it was tough to get them adjusted to the team whether or not it was like a cultural thing Or they just didn't fit in like how does that go if you're welcoming a new guy in this late in the season? I Actually only saw it work, but I was only on like two two three playoff teams So I was in Pittsburgh We brought in Marion Hossa and it was kind of like Zuccarello We got hurt first game missed a little bit of time But then he came and just dominated big cats on him dominate for the off years later So he fit in right away Pascal Dupuis was that you're fitting right away?

I was then on teams after that kind of Edmonton. We were selling we were always selling guys We were never in the in the even in the realm of taking guys in to try to make a push So I never really experienced anything but the positive side of it So the let's talk about the teams that are left in the playoff like race here I want to touch on the Blackhawks They looked for a minute like they were the hottest team in the NHL gonna make the playoffs now They're on the outside looking in what would you like looking at the Western conference will start there Who do you have making the playoffs in this kind of jumble at the end of the seven eight nine ten ten range here?

Yeah, I think actually that the way it sits right now is Is my guess for how it'll end and and that Dallas, Minnesota getting those wildcard spots It seems like the central and the Pacific have their teams pretty much set in stone I mean the Pacific for sure they got Calgary San Jose Vegas Those three will be the top three whether it flip-flops or not I don't know and then national Winnipeg St. Louis has been hot So they're kind of looking like they should be good for in the division and then after that Dallas in Minnesota kind of the two best teams and in Colorado was good

Then they stunk in Chicago man. It was just such a bad start I mean it's same thing as football right if you start one and six Yeah, you could then get hot and get in the playoffs, but you have no wiggle room Right, so as hot as they were like they wasn't gonna continue even though Kane. Holy shit. Yes, he keeps getting better It's the best. I think it's the best who's ever been it's just he's the best American born player ever That's my hot take of the day But yeah, Chicago just too too like too poor of a start sitting in last for too long too far into the year to have a And how about though have you been getting on the overs because though that is actually been

Like the most legendary run ever that because people don't talk about hockey gambling as much as some of the other sports The overs in the Blackhawks games have been 19 and one in the last 20 on Friday night It was seven you just cursed him it was set It doesn't matter. I've made so much that's the only thing has been keeping me like alive It was seven on Friday night, and I bet it blindly and it hit I was just like fuck it. I don't care I Tended a couple times and I'm such a Impressive NHL annals. I didn't even like know about it until like a four three or four games ago

I'm like, oh my god. This has been that much of a lock. So yeah, a hundred percent now. It's must yeah No, it's but you know what it was it was in the beginning earlier in the season It was the first period overs were like on an insane tear with the Blackhawks at some point when something wins like that You can't even mush it because you've won money and you're just like, you know what? I'm gonna keep betting it and if I lose guess what I won the last, you know, 10 15 times 19 and one is enough to be like it's unmushable. It's already been right legendary of a winner That's what happened to me in in where was it? It was the casino in Europe Monte Carlo the James Bond one where it went like 19 in a row on red

Yeah, and so at that point I didn't give a shit right on the on the black when it hit I was like, you know, what you get those streaks. I made some money Back in the like three years ago you tap they didn't win every game But they went 13 and oh against the spread on a run and it was like you just remember those things for the rest of your life You'll be on your dying bed. You'd be like hey remember 2019 The Blackhawks didn't make the playoffs but that 19 and one run. Maybe you fucking sweet Maybe next time that happens you can share that with your co-host Yeah, people know okay, well, I'm gonna I'm gonna bet on it and it's gonna lose that's how it's probably like eight tonight

Yeah, I'm taking It's like the chiefs rams over What is it? Yeah, it might be Seven is obscene seven is obscene. I was like, I don't care. I'm betting it Um, I got I got a real hockey guy question for you ready for this one. Are the Islanders for real? Oh Good question Man I'm gonna say like no, right? I guess for real for real that's relative

I mean they're for real because nobody saw this happening right without a colossal collapse They'll make the playoffs, but I still man. I was disappointed yesterday I thought that they go out and make some moves my main thinking being like when a team comes out of nowhere And just has this incredible season that nobody expected I think that usually you try to make moves almost out of respect for the guys who've gotten it done like hey We're gonna give you a shot here. We're gonna try to go get some stuff But I understand too they think this is the beginning of what'll be a successful year You know a couple years here and so they don't want to trade away assets

But I don't think they can win the cops. So that's why I'm saying they're not for real Okay, are they better without Tavares? Hmm Crazy crazy what's happening? I mean I guess like It's gotta piss him off a little no, I would say actually maybe it's not a Toronto so good He's still probably looking at like what is going on right now? Oh, it's possible. Yes, but I mean sometimes spooky stuff like that happens They have better they've guys you didn't get enough appreciation

Just because Tavares took a lot of it because he's so filthy. Yeah, only one puck All right, let's talk about PFT's caps. Can they give us the percentage of of a chance that they can repeat? Oh Man Pittsburgh did it for the first time in like 20 years like yeah the caps Where I'm gonna say 20% I'll take that that's hot. Yeah, that's great. They're a good team, right? I mean, it's so hard to do but They're gonna I mean you people forget you know people forget boys, you know Columbus had them down to nothing And double overtime a game three. Yep. So who knows I mean you could you've seen crazy things happen

I just think that it's tough because guys are exhausted and they ripped it up extra hard Listen, I think they're refreshed They've played a little bit, you know, they haven't played as well as they could have in the in the opening parts of the season But that's you know, that's a hangover. That's like a three-month hangover that Ovi was dealing with Have you seen how gray he is recently? He looks like Santa Claus his hair looks like Santa Claus is beard He's you know, 90% gray right now from all the vodka that he's been drinking the cup run was keeping young Yes, exactly. So he needs to drink out of the cup in order to stay alive Yeah

Who I mean who cares I look like elf myself and I wouldn't mind it if I was Ovechkin He's leading the league in goals. He's 34 years old It's I don't even know if it's like possible to kind of fathom what he's doing now It's still just a joke to him everyone people said he was gonna slow down because I'll physically played like eight years ago No, it's stronger It's it's great. He gets stronger the Russian gas So that's it that's it so he could be as gray as you want He could shave his head and look horrific if you just keep sniping who cares. Yeah. Yeah, what about what about haggling?

What about how what does he do to the team did I pronounce that right? Yeah, you did actually yeah, it's better than I would have I'm just glad that he's not on the penguins anymore So the one piece of background that I know about this guy is that he was a capitals killer And so now we finally got him on our side I don't think from what I know he's not that great of a player, but I'm just excited to not have to go against him But he technically could still be a capitals killer if he was just horrible and like minus two every game I mean you could you remain a capitals killer. That's true. Mike Green best capitals killer of all time in the playoffs true Wait, I'm gonna ask a question, but you can't get mad. Okay

All right. All right, so it's a seeking question put in promo code take you get $10 off This is gonna be like a little crowd sourcing question because we we would love some help from the award-winning listeners We have an idea we want to do some long-form stuff this summer and one of our ideas was interview people who got traded Away from a championship team. Would you would you be willing to be part of that podcast? Yeah, I would Shitty story, but I'll do it. I'll tell it man. I will sometimes it's good to get it off your chest You just let me know the date. Well, don't just yeah, I'll go see a psychiatrist But it's I mean we can do a little bit right now like don't you think that's an interesting thing because you're obviously not alone and

I'm not I'm not looking down on you or fucking professional hockey player You got paid millions of dollars awesome career But it has happened in sports where a guy gets traded from a team that then goes on to win a championship And I just sparked in my mind because the Tavares thing like what happens when the team that you leave ends up being You know reaching the ultimate goal Yeah, it's the worst people I'll never forget it. I am sorry. I'm sorry, you know, no, no I have no game. I try it was game seven against Detroit I probably had like ten buddies to my place

They were got like my dad and his buddies were there and I mean listen I was really happy for guys, but I wouldn't have been like completely crushed if Detroit had won It was a really weird feeling. Yeah, cuz I really was I really was happy for these guys I'm kind of like growing up with some of them in the minors But still it's just bizarre to describe and then like Detroit one. I went down there. It's my dad Oh my god, you can make me cry. He's like, sorry buddy. I just like I was falling I'm like, holy fuck. He's in my buddy celebrating the cup. I'm driving. I just have to pull over. Yeah I mean, this is it like but that's fat. I didn't mean to open up a wound

But you know that it's a fascinating story because it's again It's the one point oh one percent of people who can be pro athletes and Phenomenal and then have that happen It's it's a crazy thing that that happens every now and sports. So we'll get that later I know the funny the funny the funniest part though is that I got oh, we I got so wrecked that night And then I ended up talking to Ryan Malone and Colby Armstrong who've been traded the year before but still felt like the same feelings Maybe not as bad and it turns out they were both blacked out That's awesome. I want to talk to you real quick

I don't know if we did this last time we had you on the show I'm curious to know who is on the Mount Rushmore of Situate, Massachusetts Because I know you're on there Hanks on there. We lied in well. No, we were saying Ryan Donato No, Franny. Why are you on there? Who's the fourth member? Is it Franny Leiden? Oh Oh, man, is it Franny Leiden? Oh, it's gotta be Bill. Did I say it was Billy? He's running for town select man now to hang oh shit Yeah, he's trying to get I've been watching this like the public television They're screwing them over he's trying to get a gas station to try to make them put the gas station pump in the behind the building

That's bullshit. Nobody wants to get it. No, no, that's bullshit. They're running Go to gas station when you can't even see the pump from the road that you're running out of gas Wait, where do they want to put the gas station? It's right in like Greenbush. He owns the land Like I think cumblin farms was all in so the town told them stick the pump to the back It's too bad. It's actually good. It's a good spot for a gas station. Yeah, it's a great spot Screwed a brewery over there. It's a happening happening No, you don't know Greenbush area PFC. No, dude. I know the green

I know enough to know that the gas station be should be or the gas pumps should be in the front of the gas station I don't need a degree in in like city planning to understand that Yeah, all right, let's wrap up any thoughts on LeBron Yeah, and people always say like you do you're like so fake on your bashing bath. Well, I'm not even fake I mean big cat. I know you love hoops, but what are you doing right now? And like and saying telling his teammates to do all these things and he is even does it He's out partying. He doesn't play like it's actually it's just so embarrassing. He's the worst role model I've ever seen they're not paid to be role models Charles Barkley taught us that yeah, but he is just a shit bag

He's such a shitty teammate that it's just like I don't even have to say anything. Why I think everyone now knows You think Jordan like wouldn't play defense. You see the other night when LeBron He wasn't even trying to stop like getting that guy's face when he hit the jumper or the offensive rebounds I'm like it's just so it's like just in bad. It's just embarrassing. It's a bad look for the sport No, you're that's the part where it's the body language and stuff when he's out there I'm not like playing defense and then yelling if he didn't yell at his teammates or like take passes at them in the press conference I don't think it would matter as much. I think if you just like yeah, I'm in LA It's not gonna work out this year, but it's like every night's back and forth

Yeah, and it's just like he's a he a basketball. He's insanely good I mean everyone knows one of the best ever but I would have it hard time to believe that he won't be remembered if this Continues it's just like a piece of shit teammate who only cared about himself. What was the worst type of teammate? Yeah, what happens if a guy in your locker room when you were playing said said something like LeBron being like these guys are not Getting distracted or or basically like questioning whether people wanted as much. What would you what would the reaction be in a hockey locker? There would be words thrown around first and depending on how that went They're probably this thrown around if some guy like comes in I mean, I guess if Sidney Crosby wanted to he could kind of say whatever he wants

But he goes out and does it right so you can't say anything back to him if a guy like that It's just like blatantly shitting on everyone and then doing the exact opposite what he's saying to do in an NHL locker room Someone to tell him fuck you buddy shut up Take care of your own business before you tell us what to do. I mean, I'm not trying to be a hard-o-hockey guy It's just how it is. I'm curious to know your thoughts on soccer because I feel like soccer is becoming the new NBA We'd like the level of of diva that you're getting especially in these European leagues Did you see the goalkeeper for Chelsea the other day? His his coach was trying to sub him out at the end of overtime

Because it was going to go into a shootout and he told his coach basically go fuck himself wouldn't leave the field and just stayed out there and cucked his coach in front of God the world and everybody and Wouldn't come out of the game. What would happen if a goalie tried that during a hockey game? Oh Man, I don't know someone would probably go out there and drag them to the bench I get to be able to want to come off. He's not gonna come off if he's a young goalie That's probably just going back to just current modern-day like parents every parent telling their kid that they're the best and Every kid talks back to the coach now when I was younger you didn't say a word back to the coach You just took your shit you took a shit

You did what he said now everyone talks back to coaches because their parents say the coach doesn't know what he's talking about He's probably a goalie who grew up in that culture and thinks you can do whatever he wants Millennials millenials everywhere. Well, yeah, you would have said you would send a guy from your own team over the board So go drag your own teammate off the ice that would have been awesome I mean, I probably would have been laughing and look at it. He won't come out. This is unbelievable I mean, you don't really change bullies on the fly unless you're pulling them for the extra packer, right? All right, wait. Thank you for joining us. We you got to come to the office for March Madness Just gamble with the boys for four days

Yeah, I know I actually was I was gonna say this earlier when you were talking about getting hot Dambling I I haven't won in March Madness in 2013 or 2014 But that year me and Sean Horcoff were on the Oilers both out with ankle injuries went 28 and 4. Whoa Throwing darts one team was red one team was black W basketball tournament 26 and 4 that's awesome And then next year we tried it and we were like all intent and couldn't keep playing That's like I mean that's like Larry our goldfish every now and then you find something to get you hot

And it's just like the greatest. It's a great feeling in the world Are you gonna be in the new office for March Madness? Hopefully not because that won't work rat Pete is probably gonna try to move us like the day that the you know Thursday of The first round like hey, let's move and then have none of the TV set up I'm hoping we stay put I'd rather go with the technical issues that we do know Over the ones that we don't know right because whatever it is in the new office. It's gonna be way worse. Yeah Yeah, all right boys. All right. I wouldn't sure I'll be there soon. All right. Thanks wit appreciate it man. Thanks, Ryan That interview the Ryan Whitney was brought to you guys by movement watches

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It's something like that. Okay, so like ask you relationship advice or what do you do? No, it's more like Just advice about life and stuff like that. So, you know, we can talk about relationship We can talk about sex with something anything in the world, you know, pretty much just just free just free-flowing. Okay So what when you're like breaking down someone's relationship? What's worse someone who cheats on their significant other or? What happened to you a couple times a broken dick? How do you come back from that? Everybody wonder about that, huh? Well, I mean we talked to your guys beforehand. We got Yeah

Primers to get it going that kid's only 21. He'll know anything about that How do you come back from that in a relationship though? What about it a broken dick? You have to put a cast on it or what has it? I don't know. What do you think? I have no idea. I think I would never come back. My dick's not big enough. Well, come on now, you know, popsicle sticks, right? That's true, you don't do anything about that. I think anyone that has a ventures mind Vitruous ways, you know, just just to creative up ideas about, you know, being Being in bed with somebody so you could do anything. Yeah, do you look down on people that haven't even had one broken dick because you've had three? It's like this guy doesn't

Yeah, I don't care, man. I don't care. A lot of guys have broke their dicks, right? Yeah Yeah, I guess a lot of guys try, you know, try to sit to convince that bit. I actually the best one in the world, right? I should try not to break my dick. I guess it's got a weird, right? Yeah, you try to get that girl back and stuff like that. You try to thrust, thrust, thrust, huh? And all of a sudden, I didn't miss that one. You ain't what the fuck They say no, you back when you start it. Yeah, you back when you start it You have to be able to hit the back wall to break it. Well, you know, a lot of girls don't say that shit No, that's just like overrated. Yeah, just slamming on the cervix. Not that great. Well, you know, the walls of love

Baby, come on. Do you know where the G spot is? Huh? We don't know where that is You know, you ever you ever have sex with a girl and her by language or tell you what's up Yeah, no, what tell you what's up? Yeah, you ever notice that when you lay on top of a girl Yeah, he was she on top of you should tell you like she starts to check Twitter Whatever you think to check Twitter. Yeah, is that is that a good sign? You mean what's that? What's that a sex? That sex Twitter name. She actually starts to get on Tinder again. Tender, right? Well, I'm having so I want to make a date for later. Yeah, tenderizing So shit like that. Well, I don't know about that man. I mean girls today. I kind of fucked up

I want to talk about your your basketball career if you're if you're down for that I I loved you as an NBA player. I loved you on the bulls You obviously were one of the best rebounders of all time actually might just say the best rebounder of all time I've always was curious like how like when you get into a game is Rebounding more effort or finding like the perfect spot where the ball comes off because you did it You made it it like an art almost how you were able to get rebounds game in and game out Well, it was very difficult man in the beginning. That's like It's like with that sex game, you know, it's very difficult to figure out how to satisfy a woman, right?

But as far as rebound, I think it's more hard work than anything I think it's more that you have to look at film. We got to look at people You just got to go out there just put everything on the line, you know, that's for school. That's easy Right in the zone in a rebound like everyone talks about in the zone with shooting. Can you be in the zone and rebounding? Oh, yeah, I've been there so many times. Yeah, I've been at many times the zones man So, you know, like I wasn't the biggest guy on the court, you know, me Michael Scott is I think Scott it was like six nine Michael's like six six. I was like six seven. We put him at the same size, right? And we put him a job, you know Had the same ability, but you know, Scott, it was like the wing man. Michael's like the D man. I was like the rod man

So it's like that, right? So we know we know our own roles. Michael's a scores, you know, Robin I was more like, you know The guy that picked up slack as far as all the dirty work. So We come to each other very well. Yeah, what's more important when rebounding length or strength? This guy still caught it. No rebounding I just I just think more than just more balance anything in the world I think you see people today the game has changed a lot. You seem like I mean like the game has changed a lot I mean, I've seen guys today. They were literally

where Take the basketball from I think the basket leave the basket and just dribbling to the three-point line shoot a three-pointer Right. Oh, this is insane. I said wow. I will feel that today in this game. We easy to rebound, right? That's true. I ain't gonna sit there and fight nobody. The lane is wide open. It's wide open. It's pretty much Yeah, you can shoot all you want. I just get it. Yeah How how did you guys all get along with you know, I feel like you know, Michael Jordan obviously has a very different Way to approach the game than you did How did that all work together it for three championships and having it all kind of stayed together?

When there's felt like times maybe that it was gonna fall apart not that it was gonna fall apart But you know what I mean like you guys are all very different guys you Scotty and Michael It was just different because I think Michael when he came back when he won number 45 Mm-hmm. I think what's it with the next game when he's called like 55 Double-knuckle, right? So he came back that first game I think that they just needed it needed one piece and that was me and I was in San Antonio and Thank God when they won a championship there and they traded me From San Antonio to Chicago for will produce will produce all people just straight up

Then it ended up next thing, you know, I think that was I was a missing piece and It was funny that the fact that we never talked to each other. Yeah, I mean all the time We talked each other problem a court really off the court. We never talked to each other Just never even had dinner nothing like that. No, so it was always on the court. It's always on the court It was their mutual respected. Oh, yeah I was just yelling you or anything. No, no, we if you ever see the video taste of us playing in games back in the day We never really visited each other at all And it's more like we were so mad at each other because we couldn't we were performing that night as but it was like well

Like it was just it was so funny how we we worked together all three of us and especially the whole team and We go in a locker room that just oh my god, we just get pissed at each other, right? I think that's what's it attacking judges. It's just mad because we're not doing our job Mm-hmm, and then once we go at the third or quarters a whole different story, but we Me and Michael Scottie. We never talked to each other, but we did we did do the triangle at restaurants Okay, we did a triangle with restaurants. It's funny shit how we did that. It's like, you know Michael go Scotty ago Michael have his ten bodyguards Mike Scotty have his seven six seven bodyguards I got about six five five six bodyguards with me and it's like Michael's sit here

Scotty a city here and I'll sit here. It's like they're like a triangle in the restaurant We never talked to each other They talk to each other. Well, I never talked right I always got the impression that even though you guys didn't talk to each other off the court when you were on the court You were always ready to fight for them. So you you would take it personal somebody, you know, it gave Michael hardfowl In the factory I was the smallest one at the bunch. I was like to was that 215 220 pounds at the most Michael's like 220 we was all that same side to 20 all three of us So sometimes we'd be like to 15 something like that, but it's like we also

Every practice after practice. We always checked our body fat Michael be like 2.7. I mean the 3.7 It's gotta be like 3.8. I'll be like 3.4 point, but it's like various every day, right, right? Was there ever any bad blood from the wars you guys went through when you were on the Pistons because those were physical physical games Right, that was that's right. I think that I think that those days was gone when I got there I think that they respected me the fact they knew what I can do right and that was like You know, that was those days when I went to Chicago Phil Jackson asked me to apologize to Scotty Pippin for I got for a sign Really? Yeah, did you do it? Yep

What just for the Pistons Bulls games and that in like Because because I think fact that I Think it was like a little a lot more animosity. I thought it was yes But but they Scott it just kind of blew it over because he knew the fact that if I came to a team He knew that I was gonna add that that X factor right to get over the hump right more championships So I think it was pretty easy to get into. Yeah, are you still doing work with pot coin? I remember you were yeah, what's but tell can you convince me to invest because I'm looking to expand my portfolio Yeah, man, my guys did that up they came with this idea of popcorn popcorn back in on and Canada

So it's gonna take off sooner or later. Okay I mean, yeah, it's gonna take off so it's it's just one of those things where you know people are not so sure Maybe maybe maybe maybe but I think what I think and that's saying that's six to twelve months. It's to be popular Okay, so it's crypto currency, but I'm in okay. There we go. It's popped off. Um, I got another Would you rather or who's better? Okay? Who's a better golfer? Donald Trump or Kim Jong-un because they both people like to say shit like that don't they want to just keep door that that shit out there, right? It don't really matter. I mean they both got power. So that's the most important thing, right? Yeah

Well, they want the power. So that's it But I think the fact that if you look at who has who has the most intimidation factor Who do you think? Probably Kim Jong-un pretty much. Yeah, so he's Obviously to you I discussed this tall done about that tall. So right and it's funny though people always say I don't mean why you like that guy. I said, well, I like him because he's cool to mean shit You know now it's a nice cool with Donald. So I guess he's cool there, right? How wild is North Korea like when you go there? Hey, well, it's pretty laid-back. Yeah, pretty laid-back. It's pretty much

Uh, it's getting recognized but not too much right. It's uh, he's been in the whole country up You know the way it should be. Yeah, when was the last time you were there? I Think it was like you did a year and a half ago. Okay. You got any plans to go back? Oh, yeah. Yeah Oh, I just saw that the US pulled out of that INF Missile treaty with Russia. I'm just curious Maybe that's like a another excuse for you to go back over there and be like hey Kim Jong-un Everything's cool like smooth stuff stuff out with him a little bit He's not doing it. I mean, I mean like I said Russia been doing that shit for since the 80s, man

You know and all that little scandal with Donald Trump in a Russia spy game and all that shit like that, dude What do you think man? You know, you must keep talking about North Korea Which is North Korea just got in this game, right the last couple of years. Yeah, you know, so that means this whole thing I mean, like I was telling people long time ago. I said, did we even give a fuck about North Korea seven years ago? No, we were talking about North Korea All the time you all the time you start talking about North Korea when I start going over there Yeah, you kind of put the shot up I put this you know, they didn't and people start, you know, a couple of houses that was over there

That was over there. It wasn't good, you know, people that say that Kim Jong-un is over there killing people. I didn't see anything like that. I'm pretty sure he is. Yeah Yeah, yeah, but I'm sure if he is he is I'm sorry I'm just in general and and the fact is that you know, we got a lot of people here in America from North Korea They saw a lot of bad things but people already just really analyzed the fact that Kim Jong-un didn't build this bullshit. He just inherited it. Yeah, that's all he did. That's all he did He just the last what two years. He's been president. Yeah, you know, he didn't say okay last 40 years

I mean killing people 45 fucking years guess what I wasn't even born in His dad was like a motherfucker. So it's like, okay, great. It's like, okay, but all of a sudden that is on his shoulders Here's the leader though. He's the leader, but he could say like okay instead of killing my uncle with an artillery round I'll just sit in some to jail for six months Baby steps. I'm assembly. What would you think would you would you if you had the opportunity to go over and meet him? Would you know? No, probably not If you had opportunity was it if you had opportunity to meet him at the risk author in Manhattan, would you know? Definitely not

Because you think he's safe here. No, I wouldn't meet him anywhere. Why cuz I think he's not a very good guy Why I mean probably the murder and the concentration camps all that stuff starving his people I gotta ask you the important question is when are you gonna wrestle again? You were you ever sit back and like I was at one of the most important moments in Beach, oh, yeah, I was I was there. I was I was gonna do one I was gonna do the New Orleans one, but that council. I didn't want to San Diego I did the best in the beach. I did the one in our Sturgis. I didn't want to Chicago

I didn't want and I'm just like for two areas of wrestling Get mad at you when you when you did the wrestling with Hulk Hogan in the middle of the finals No, he told me that was wild. He told me go. Really? He told me to go So what kind it was Phil Jackson like that where it's like, hey Everyone's got to be themselves and do what makes you happy. He just let me do anything I mean those those I sure for the games because you know, I worked out every day, right every day I go work out every day twice a day He said Dennis, let's go do is gonna make you happy and stuff like that. Make sure you be back for the game

I'll be there I mean, uh, you know, I'd like to find us in 1990s 96 97 I think I stayed in Vegas most of the time and just flew it for the game. That's wild That's why I flew it for the games. Do guess what we won three in a row. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely played Defense games Carl Malone and then Bottom and bash at the beach Did you ever read Phil's books cuz that we've heard that he'd get he would give a book to the team to start the season

Would you read it? No, we know what it was All we do is guess where we go to practice race it was it was cool how we did it we go to practice We're practical like 45 minutes hard I mean really hard practice right and there was you know, you know, we know we had to do we go in the middle Just sit there basically just sit there relax and close eyes and just relax Right much what it was. Yeah, it's got our minds right. Who's a better coach for you Chuck Daly or Phil Jackson? I said both. Okay. Both. They had different reasons. Okay For what like how are they different? Chuck Daly is more like a

more like More like a father never had as far as I got guidance, right? That's what's trying to guide me through the NBA try to guide me try to be a man in the beginning of my career I think Phil just came at the tail end the fact that you know, my career was on the on the on the down slope You want to call it that way? And he's more like okay, then we're gonna finish this shit off, right? Mm-hmm, and he gave me opportunity to go out there and just try to you know, just finish my career, right? Right. He's more afraid to anything. Yeah, you still keep in touch with them. Yep. Okay. He's still living by him beach Yeah, yeah

Towards the end of your career you started to get a little bit more experimental with the dye jobs on your hair Which I appreciate Well, how would you decide, you know, what color you're gonna go with for like a given playoff series? Well, they gave us and we go do it this way Dennis. We're gonna do it Okay, if I could do it that way I just fall asleep and they just do it and extend you know I was I was gonna try to do something what who's the guy from Texas had all the makeup and stuff? This is a warrior Ultimate warrior. Oh, yeah, I was gonna do a makeup like that in games and I've and they told me I couldn't do it

I loved when you had the bowl in your head Told you you weren't allowed to wear makeup during games because you know in a row in the uniforms I mean, that would've been awesome, right? I was gonna do all this weird shit every game stuff like that. So who's to go LeBron or MJ? Okay, okay Mike is Michael and LeBron is LeBron, but you know what the one thing I can't say about Mike and LeBron Michael no matter what he compete no matter what LeBron you can see LeBron what he's doing He don't play defense anymore. He don't give a fuck. He just Michael play every fucking day. Yeah every day every game Yeah, bronze taking days or Michael to take days off. Yeah, you know, so what the fuck? Yeah, my last question

If there's one guy in the NBA right now that you'd say you respect his game or maybe his game is similar to yours Who would that be? I don't know because I don't know about it. That's a It's it's today's game is more money driven It is so money driven. I mean even a even the game itself. I mean look at the all-star game I mean, did you did you see the game? Yeah, did you see did you see how the way they was playing not a lot of defense? It was it was just like when somebody got the ball everyone just stood there. Yeah, I didn't move. I'm like god damn This I mean, it's so big. Don't fucking sis man

Then I mean, it's just it's just hard to classify anyone who's good who's not because everything's office There's nothing else to do to a built on because you to come in and clean it up. No, it's nice It's not that I just think that you know It's it's pretty much money driven and a lot of people just want to just it's wanted to me as a fashion show Yeah, it's a fucking fashion show. All right, everyone go subscribe on the rebound Dennis Robin new man brand new check it out. Thank you so much. It was great meeting you We're talking to you. Yeah. Yeah, be well Dennis Robin was brought to you guys by the St. Patrick's Day merchandise in the barstool sports store

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How about this one co-exist? Except all the letters are like actual weapons like one's an AK-47 one's a hand grenade. Oh, yeah So what do you think about that is that with that big good Drake song Bubba? Yeah Segments first up we have bachelor talk for oh The thing we mentioned with Whitney, we're actually gonna do that this summer We're gonna try to do some longer stuff like we did with the Joe Buck already laying Paul Rudd podcast So if you can think of good names that you want to see us go the

Podcast would basically be guys who got traded right before The team went and won a championship think it'd be interesting think people would like it when the summer gets slow in July So if you can think of names you want us to go get we will try to get them How about Ryan Whitney Ryan Whitney? We should already signed up the entire thing to just be us talking to Whitney about like that time that you were with your dad Right and your dad watched you not win a single that's a whole prank. It's like we actually didn't get anyone Let's just get Whitney's dad. Yeah, I should be electric All right Hank bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor except Hank watches a bachelor

It was hometown week absolutely brutal episode for the people that watch it. I heard Kalen tells her dad that she's falling in love with Colton and Kalen's dad says maybe you guys are just friends. Oh That's tough damn got friends on by the dad and tag Tashaia's dad tells Colton you don't microwave relationships, but then gives Colton his blessing to Mary's daughter So they have a contradictory statement there. Yep Cassie's dad doesn't give Colton his blessing. Why don't you microwave relationships? I Don't know cancer. Maybe Cassie's dad doesn't give Colton his blessing to Mary's daughter, but Colton still gives her a rose

Okay, so it kind of the bad boy I almost feel like that's an advantage if you're on the bachelor or the bachelorette if the dad says no I don't like to cut to this guy's jib then you know every girl wants a bad boy Yeah, wants to kind of piss her dad off a little bit. Yes. That's it. That's it brutal episode I've told you this is the worst season. This is the worst season next week is the wall jump. What does that mean? Oh? Who could forget the wall jump we've been all been looking forward to the wall jump So the guy do you think that his the guy being a virgin had anything to do with the dad being like no I don't want you to marry a virgin

well His dad was like are you saying that you love? The daughter to every dad and Colton was like, yeah, so he's like, okay Okay, I also heard that Colton now. I didn't watch but I saw on Twitter Okay, quote from it where Colton was like somebody asked him what what he thought the first time having sex would be like and his answer was I just hope that for the girl. It's the best that she's ever felt in her entire life That's that's a whole buddy. That's exactly how it's going to go cool. Yeah, not gonna happen She's gonna she's gonna not immediately. It's gonna be great. Yeah

All right, PFT you had a we had a thoughts and prayers for Enos canter Yes thoughts and prayers for Enos. It's actually most of the Portland Trailblazers. They got stuck in an elevator today at Cambridge University Because I guess they're in town to play the Celtics. Okay, that's true By the way, I just realized it. Is it it's Ennis, right? Yeah, but I was gonna We're gonna stick with Enis. Okay, so he was in town to play the Celtics and They all got stuck on an elevator together. So that's you know, big thoughts and prayers That's dude. Have you been stuck on elevator briefly? Yeah, I've been stuck on an escalator Which I feel like is almost worse. Yeah, where do you go because you planned on not exercising, right?

You have to exercise at least on an elevator, you know that someone's just gonna pull your fat ass off of it Yeah, Hank, you been stuck? No, this is more of just to explain to Hank. I thought I had the other day that I was complete I got a hot pack in my head. Yeah. Why do we trust elevators like just sticking your hand in there? That's sketchy. Yeah, that is sketchy. What about our brains is like, oh, it's cool I agree your hand in there with this like that the elevator door shuts in your hand You're like you're kind of fucked. You're you're dead basically because it's gonna rise up without you and then just At least like rip your hand off my great-grandfather died in an elevator accident. No way. Yeah Well, probably because elevators suck back. Yeah. No, it was it was a it was a dangerous time landed right on his face

Really? Yeah fell out of it. No, no the elevator landed on his face. Oh fuck. Was he working on the elevator? I'm not sure. I mean, I would hope so. Yeah, he wasn't doing a very good job. Yeah, shit, man My I had a high thought today. They you ever think about like famous people who died a long time ago like Like Biggie or Tupac they they don't know what iPhones are Yeah, that's fucking crazy game done changes. They died like that's wild. Like they don't zero Idiots. No cloud. You have no idea what the iPhone is had beepers and shit. Yeah, but like think about that biggie like dude He doesn't know what fucking Instagram Twitter like that's wild He couldn't Google search barbecue sauce. No, no, he doesn't know what you porn doesn't know how he basically doesn't know how to eat

Working computer. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. So essentially, you know, that old premise where you could take a Frozen caveman and just like Encino man is getting a brainer Fraser and introduce him to the modern world after, you know Two billion years or however long he was frozen for. Yeah Essentially as much as change in the world in the last 20 years, correct Where if you died in in 19 if you died prior to the year 2000, you're basically a caveman if we were to bring you back Yeah, pretty much. You'd have no idea what anything school, you know, like the lingo the emoji emojis Yeah, dude exactly like if Jordan played in today's NBA. He would suck. Nope. Okay, so New segment alert Hank hit it

Sirs All right from the car say consistent from the guys that brought you We read a headline. He'll do a little way. We have a new Segment called we read in an affidavit now. This is totally random. It's a completely random affidavit So we read an affidavit. Let's do it on Sunday, January 20th, 2019 Video surveillance was conducted at the target business at approximately 10 59 hours Kraft entered the business through the front door where he paid cash at the front desk to an Asian female Previously identified as redacted which was captured on J. P. P. D. Cam 5

She escorted Kraft to a room identified as J. P. P. D. Cam 2 There the two hugged each other and Kraft took all of all the clothing laid face-up on the massage table and hugged him again At approximately 11 o'clock 2 hours the woman began manipulating Kraft's penis and Testicles and then put her head down by the towel Mr. Kraft is heard to be said I'm getting there when you masturbate think about my tongue or your clit and switching back and forth from my dick to my Tongue this went on for several minutes after a few minutes

She wiped Kraft in the area of his genitals genitals with a white towel helped him get dressed and hugged him again Kraft gave a $100 bill at least one other unidentified bill unidentifiable An identifiable there we go Bill Kraft left the room at approximately 1113 hours We read an affidavit. That's good. I have a different affidavit. Oh, okay. It's random one on January 19 2019 video surveillance was conducted on the target business at approximately 1645 hours Mr. Kraft entered the list of establishment and paid for services and cash at the front desk to an Asian female Previously identified as blank blank blank which was captured on J. P. P. D. Cam 5

Craft is again to a massage room identified Preview excuse me Craft was taken to a massage room Identified as J. P. P. Cam 3 whoa craft undressed laid on the massage bed completely nude. I stress completely emphasis ours then partially covered himself with a sheet bashful much Later the sheet is removed as craft laid on the massage bed face down at 1712 hours craft turned over onto his back and the lights in the room go out At 1714 the room is illuminated and blank blank can be seen with her hands near crafts genitals the room is illuminated again kind of like a strobe deal going on in there and

blank blank can be seen standing to the crafts right side with her hand is seen manipulating crafts penis at 1716 they're seen wiping crafts penis with a white towel at 1724 craft handed both Massagers cash, and they responded by hugging him and proceed to finish dressing cat craft as he left the room Then later he was stopped by police as he was driving out of the establishment Identified positively as Robert craft and let go on his merry way. We reading affidavit That's the end of the segment any thoughts like Any thoughts? Mr. Craft mr. Craft you guys misspoke. Okay. Let's do guys on chicks. I think that one's got legs

Mm-hmm. We reading affidavit just a random one We we picked out of piles and piles of affidavits lack come across that one. Yeah, all right. We're going speed around all right Let's do it Hello PMT boys, especially pft every conversation. I'm my boyfriend ends up coming back to part of my take It's driving me crazy. How do I stop being cocked as he'd like to say by you? I think you just roll with it Mm-hmm. I think we're a bigger part of your life than he is right now, and that's that's okay That's you just my take your thing, and then he'll get mad at you

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I realized I started my period and might have bled in the bed during sex. I'm not close with this guy really So now I feel weird. What do I do for context? I left before he woke up. So I decay if I did or not Okay, are you still in the room? No, there's Um, I was gonna say you just convinced him that he killed somebody you just do WWE just razor blade your forehead and just be like man I must have taken a big bump in the middle of the night on your way out. Yeah. Yeah, but you're not still in the room Fuck but you go back to the room and cut yourself. No, you don't bleed everywhere. You don't return to see the crime My boyfriend's favorite sport is baseball and watches all these stupid for training games

Is this normal? Should I start looking somewhere else sounds like he's gambling? So Why hasn't Jared introduced us? Yes, I had spring training is like It's are you I mean, it's not real baseball no one's trying and they like you know Spring training is for when like the Cubs were really bad and there was all all that like Cubs fan had were like the young guys Then it was okay spring training But if you know unless it's some insane prospect that like a first round pick No, it sounds like there's a deeper issue here if he's ignoring you to watch spring training training games

I don't care who he is. I don't even think that Jared would do that. No, I don't think so. Yeah, this is well He's married to the game. He is married. There's an issue going on here. Yeah that you need to resolve Or just dump him off the baseball. Maybe he's embarrassed and he's truly watching the AAF. Oh, maybe here's you know What he's just working on his sex game. He's thinking he's compiling all the stats so he can repeat him to himself While you're having sex so you can last longer. Yeah, what a good guy. That is actually really nice That's it. All right, that was a great show We will see everyone in indianapolis. We are going to the combine tomorrow night Hopefully getting a couple interviews website alert new website alert

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