Pardon My Take - Ryan Whitney, NBA Playoffs, Don't Call Bryson Brooksy And Mayweather/Paul For Monday Reading

Episode Date: June 7, 2021

Blake Griffin is back and we talk about Bryson DeChambeua's meltdown after everyone called him Brooksy (3:05 - 13:17). NBA playoffs and Big Cat went to a Nets game (13:17 - 25:50). Talking PLL, the waterdogs sucks, and F1 (25:50 - 39:15). Who's back of the week (39:15 - 48:24). Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk some hockey, Biz's bet, and sick league (48:24 - 82:21). We finish with a live watch of the terrible Mayweather/Paul fight and save you the hassle of trying to find highlights.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have one of our, actually, I think if you do the analytics, he's the number one recurring guest, right? In terms of appearances on this show. I'm almost positive someone told us that. Lenny Dykstra. Lenny Dykstra. No, it is Ryan Whitney, one of our favorite guests. I mean, how can you not love it? Even if you're not a hockey fan, he's a great listen. Go listen to spitting chicklets as well. We have Ryan Whitney. We have a ton of sports to recap. I counted, there was like seven or eight different sports on Sunday alone that were just going on. And we have

the Floyd Mayweather, Jake. Logan Paul. Logan Paul. I screwed that up seven times today. Jake Paul's our guy. Logan Paul. Logan. I think we're Logan. Are you with Jake Paul or are you with Logan Paul? No, I think Jake Paul is our guy. We're, I'm in favor. Logan is a pen guy. Jake is not. Not. Oh, okay. But Jake is the one who tweeted about me last week. Yeah, he cloud-chased you. Yeah. Okay, then I'm a Jake guy. He cloud-trapped you. Well, guess what? Done. I'll walk in and fucking grab that cheese every time. I'm a little fat cat. Couldn't be me. All right, so we'll do, we're gonna do our Monday reading. It's just basically gonna be us live announcing that fight. So if you missed it, if you didn't buy it, if you didn't see it on a Sunday night, we have the

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or in-store purchase. Today is Monday, June 7th, and Blake Griffin is back. Huge back. He was diving on the floor. He was getting the floor burn. I'm giving the floor burn award of the week to Blake Griffin for his performance on Saturday. He out hustled Bobby Portis. Bobby Portis is just a hustle machine. He out hustled him. So Blake Griffin is back. I just, I'm happy for Blake. He flipped the switch. Yeah, we are. And also Blake Kepka is back too because Bracen D. Chambeau, let's go. Bruxy is all the way up in his head, red-free. But if you, if you look, well, yeah, I mean, everyone is in Bruxy's head at this point. It's an orphanage. All the problem children of the PGA Tour and the fans are allowed to live now rent-free in Bruxies. Are we going

to just call them Bruxies, you know? Okay, so I have a question. Do we feel at all bad? No, I don't. Okay, I just want to make sure I want to check the temperature because I don't. No, but I also, I felt, I don't feel bad, but I've wondered if I should feel bad. Well, here's the thing, big cat. We're bad boys, right? Yeah, we are. We don't feel bad yet. We're the bad boys of the tour. Bryson has fully cemented himself. His transformation now into Shooter McGavin is complete. So he's like going to the PGA Tour. He's requesting that they handle it. At first, on Friday, he was like, I think it's great for golf. It's funny. No, no, no. Flattering. You know, he said it was flattering. I don't, I'm not mad. In fact, I'm laughing. This whole thing is funny. That lasted

for about exactly one day. And then he was like, the tour needs to step in and do something about this. Like, pretty soon, he's going to have, I don't know, who's the most annoying fan? Tekashi six nine in a canoe yelling at at fucking Brooks Kepka when he's teeing off, calling him a jackass. Like, that's what Bryson is going to hire. Well, I'm saying he doesn't have any friends. Oh, got it. Tekashi needs a paycheck. Got it. Got it. So I don't know. Maybe a great choice. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Or maybe just get OJ Simpson, his garage. Yeah, doing cameos for him. Yeah, it'd be a real shame. Stop hitting us up. Be real shame if Bryson got into a business arrangement with OJ Simpson. Yeah, shorted him. I, so I saw Brandley Chambly. He basically called us bullies. He was

like, this is a classic case of bullies. How'd you see that? Someone tagged me and then I went on to Youngstown, Bob, my burner account. And I actually responded. I was like, just chill out, dude. Like, it, when did he block you? Oh, wow. We've been blocked. Brandley is at least chimbliss. Is not a fan of this. I feel like if, if, if we were, well, first of all, we have not told anyone to go do anything. No, in fact, I think I absolutely. No, quite the opposite. We said, we're not a hundred percent. We're not saying that we're doing that. No, I said, do it. We are not, we are not saying that you should do it, but it's awesome. Do it and you should do it. I am saying that I'm doing satire. You should absolutely do it. Do it. That would be such a joke. But anyway,

yeah, he called us bullies and I thought about it and I was like, okay, if people were saying mean things to Bryson DeChambeau, if they were harassing him, I would say, yeah, that is too far. Don't do that. They are literally just calling him Bruxy. They're just saying, let's go Bruxy. They're actually cheering for him. They're giving him encouragement. They might say the wrong name, but they're giving him encouragement. I even think it's dumber than that. They're, they're cheering for somebody else. They're not. They think it's Brooks. They're not talking about Bryson. They're just such diehard Brooks skeptic fans that they're saying, come on, Bruxy. I mean, you had guys on the PGA tour for the last like 30 years saying, Baba Booey after somebody hits a shot. Getting the

whole mashed potatoes. What are you going to say, Hank? We did this first with Brooks. What? Oh, saying, hey, yeah, you're right. And how do you handle it? He became our best friend. Every time he tees off, someone says the wrong name. What a great fucking point, Hank. That, Bradley Chambley, you better call us bullies for bullying Brooks too, right? Because we did the exact same thing. Okay, here's, here's what, and when Phil, you know what I want? A U.S. Open call Phil Bill. Here's what, here's what, that's just enough where people will be like, did they say Bill or did they say Phil? Here's what Chimbley Bricksalus has to say. There is a cancer metastasizing in American sport of people who believe that buying a ticket makes them an actor in the action,

not merely a spectator to it. A cancer. Imagine, and I think what he's going for here is he's basically lumping Trey Young getting spit on, Kyrie Irving getting stuff thrown at him. Russell Westbrook having a popcorn dumped on him with a bunch of fucking drunk guys just saying, let's go Bruxy. Yes. And the fact is, what a fucking pussy. He brought it on himself. God damn it. He absolutely 100% because this thing we, no one was talking about, but that video came out of somebody saying, let's go Bruxy and him trying to get them thrown out. And then he had the nerve, the audacity to say that, that Brooks was, no, that he was living rent free and Brooks is saying, and then, and then he gets shocked that people actually take him up. We all thought it was fake at one point on Friday.

Yeah, I did too. I totally did because it was from a random person is like, wait, we should make sure that we're correct on this. I, I still, in my heart of hearts, and I know that guys like Bradley Chambley are like old school and shout out our guys at four play because they're new school and they know that golf should be fun and they preach that. But that's really what it comes down to is like golf should be fun. Rivalries are fun. Having guys hate each other is fun. Being able to hate another golfer as a fan is fun. Like all of these things make watching golf more enjoyable and grows the game. You cannot tell me otherwise running. You're playing partner over with a golf cart for a video. Not fun, not fun, but officially, but that was, that was a

crazy month. Remember that? No, I PFT. Do I remember? I'm glad that every video. I'm glad to everyone pull back on it because someone was going to die. As you know, I like injuries and puke videos and that was one of my, the best months of my life. And then don't do it. But then there was the other actual on the course news, which was John Rom. Yeah. Oh, that was going to pull it aside. That was going to be my who's back. But yes, coronavirus is back. Just when fans were back, coronavirus, see credit to John Rom because he tried to outrun science and not to get political here, guys, but he, he apparently was with someone who had coronavirus earlier in the week and then rushed to get the first vaccine being like, this will work. Well, yeah, he treated

it like the Vax was hydroxychloroquine. Yeah. No, he treated it. No, he treated it like it was plan B. Yeah, yeah, exactly. He's like, Oh, I'm pregnant. I got to go take a pill. Yeah. Oh, I, Oh, my dick itches. Got to fucking run, rub some cream on it. I'll sweat this out real quick. Yeah, this will work. This will, the herpes won't hit if I just take a hot bath. And so it was, it was really awkward when they were telling him on that green, like, Hey, guess what? Congratulations on obviously winning this tournament. You're up by how many strokes? Like six strokes? He was up by six. During the Sunday. But you got the cocoa. Yeah. And he just kind of broke down. And then there was a lot of people being like, you should find a different place to tell them that. I

understand why those people said that because it was weird. But also, if you knew that he had coronavirus, then he's like walking into the clubhouse and he's like high five and everybody. Yeah, it would make sense. So the, I don't understand why the PGA wasn't like, Hey, dude, you have coronavirus. We'll see you at seven a.m. tomorrow. Play 18. Put your, your score in and then we'll, you know, like leave. Play on your, you have coronavirus. Tell you what, play with Patrick Reed. Nobody's already played. He's already played with his caddy all day. Yeah, he's like, you, you come out early. No fans are out here yet. Play your 18. We'll put in your score. And that's an easy solution. I don't know why they didn't work around it at all. I don't know why,

like they could have just figured out a way for him to play. I just, I also, I mean, if you have like that much at stake, if you're John Rom, like you probably should have just gotten the vaccine earlier because like you could have had this happen. The whole thing would seem like a mess and poorly handled. Yeah. So he obviously knew that he screwed up, which is why he went to go get the vaccine. Right. Which is very hilarious. He tried to turn back time and chase down the fact that he, he obviously, he knew that he had messed up, that he should have gotten it. But yeah, I don't know if you're the PGA and that happens. Are you going to make like a different set of rules for everybody? Yeah, I don't know why, but the guy was six strokes up. I still don't understand

why he couldn't have played at seven 30 in the morning and just been like put in his score. Does he get paid or is it just zero dollars disqualified? I'm not sure what happened with that. But that was crazy. That was crazy. All right. So that's golf. How'd Homer do? I saw that she did okay. He was threatening. I think maybe Vax Homer, you know, he's not getting that cocoa. No, hell no. I think he did okay. Okay is a very relative thing. Well, no, he was playing on Sunday. So he did okay. Yeah. T6. T6 points. T6. That's points. Yeah, that is points. Wait, I just realized, we're heading for a collision course where it's going to be Bryson, excuse me, Bruxy and Brooks. No, Blake. Blake. Bruxy and Blake playing together

on the Ryder Cup. Possibly. Yes. That would be amazing. And then Patrick Reed is going to dominate everybody. Yes. That's what he does. Yes. Yes. They'll, I mean, it's good for golf. I'm excited for the U.S. Open in two weeks. All right. Let's talk some hoops. So we did have the Nets Bucks game one. James Harden got hurt like 10 seconds in the game. I was at the game. I took, I have a couple notes that I wanted to share with you guys. All right. So it's not a hamstring injury. What is it? No, no, not that. I actually didn't get there in time for that. I think, I actually think he might have gout because we stopped talking about his weight for a long time. Fat bodies do get hamstrings. The hamstrings are, yeah. That's just a fact. Yeah. So Blake is awesome.

He also wears these huge warmers on his knees when he's sitting on the bench that makes him look like the bionic man, which is pretty cool. Other, like the things that Jake Laser had at his workout studio where you just put your feet into these giant things and these tubes running. They're enormous. Yeah. What's going on? There's a Pokemon card necklace. Okay. That's Logan. That's Logan. That's Logan. All right. So we're going to have that as our Monday reading. So make sure you listen to the whole show. We have the whole fight. Gotta catch them all. All right. So that was, so Blake was awesome. Kyrie Irving, I have something really bad to tell you, Hank, but everyone on that team fucking loves him. Well, we know Kevin Durant does. You see them

snuggle? No, they all love him. In the huddle, they all love him. I thought a lot of shit for the snuggle. I thought that was cute when they snuggled together. No, they love him. They love him. He is like, Brooklyn versus the world. No, Brooklyn in the world versus everyone. I also think I was thinking about it. He tried to say that the whole world is rooting for the Nets. Then that's not everyone. I'll get the exact quote, but he was basically implying that he feels like everyone in the world is rooting for the Nets. They love him. They love him. He's like the number one teammate, the guy that everyone looks to. I was thinking about it more though, and I think it's partially, I don't know what he is as a teammate, but in terms of his game, because he was so good,

I think Kyrie Irving has the number one. If you could like pick which game you could have, if you're any NBA player, you'd pick Kyrie Irving. Oh, it's sick. Because his handles are incredible. He's like his finishing at the rim. Remember when we went to that game, the Cavs versus Celtics in the Eastern Conference final and Kyrie scored like 18 straight points and we were just sitting there and off the night you lost your wallet. It's nuts. Where I left my wallet after Q. Yeah, Cleveland. Yeah. He's just so goddamn good. And then the other note I had was Kevin Durant is way more bald than we realize. Yeah. And I always think that it's the angle on TV because the lights hit from directly on the top. It's bad. You know how it's like basketball players and then

anybody that's sitting on the sidelines of a football game, football coaches always get the worst possible angle directly at the crown of their head. Yeah. And so Nick Saban, I mean, he looks bad like up there now, but even 20 years ago, you're like he's balding with Kevin. It's worse. It's bad. That's tough. So I'm sorry. Sorry. What was the other thing you were saying? Well, with Kyrie, I just I love his finishing around the hoop because he always figures out a way. He never shoots like a normal one handed layup. He always puts spin on the ball one way or the other. And his body just like becomes one with the backboard and understands which way the ball is going to bounce and exactly how much to put off. One time I said that he has like he's more

accurate within seven feet of the hoop than I am wiping my own butt. Yeah. He's so crazy good. When he's probably if there was a layup contest, he would win every year. Yeah. And he's in like if you just talk about one on one ability, he can beat anyone because he can just take anyone off the dribble. So I think that adds to like the respect factor and just like, Hey, this guy is, you know, I really do. It was weird. I guess I knew it, but watching it happen like people would go. Everyone was going up to him during timeouts talking to him. I just think they love him. So sorry, Hank. Do you actually think that he would win? I because I agree with you. I think that if there was like a bracket one on one tournament in the NBA, I think that Kyrie would probably win.

Yeah, probably. I mean, you know, obviously with like size, I don't know if like would I like Giannis is so fucking big. He just back him down. Yeah, I don't know. But like, yeah, if you're just if you did it approximate size or position, yes. I think Luca would probably actually Luca would might win. He might. I mean, you can't like what they lost, but he was he did everything he could. Yeah. It's what was the what was the Giselle Tom can't throw and catch the ball. Yeah, Luca. That's how it felt. You can't shoot and rebound and do everything. And he probably would have had a what he finished with like 1213 assists. I think he had double digit assist. He would have had a lot more if his teammates were better at shooting at shooting the ball.

I also, I don't know if you saw his post game, but he was wearing a backpack and he looked like he was like 12 years old. So he's trying to fight back against your theory. Yeah, he heard. Yes. Yes. It was ridiculous. It was a ridiculous look. He would win the seniors bracket of the one on one tournament. Yes. One more thing about Luca. Did you see after the game playoff P went up to him and try to do Jersey swap? Luca was like, No, I'm good. I'm good. It's okay. Apparently what happened was and I kind of thought that this might be happening because Luca, he's, he's a big boy. Yeah. He a big man. He's a little doughy, you might say. Nick Caner Medley is what I'm calling him. He went to his locker room and he did the Jersey swap after the fact. I like away from the cameras

so nobody had to see Luca take his shirt off like he was a big guy at the pool. Well, I also like that Luca has that in his back pocket because he is incredible. You could make, you know, whatever you want to say, top five, top seven NBA player right now. He's incredible and he still has the summer where he gets in shape and everyone's like, Luca lost 15 pounds of fat and gained five pounds of muscle. Watch out storyline in his like back pocket, which I think that's the greatest thing you could do as an athlete is start your career, be great, but be a little doughy so that you know you can always be like, well, I could just get in shape. Like Luca, he just looks at me like, dude, if I was in shape, I'd probably win this game seven. Yeah, he's going to show up

one off season like very vascular, right? You can see a lot of veins and right. But then at that point, if he doesn't win, he always has in his back pocket, I'm going to put my mask back on. I've lost some of my power game losing some of that weight and then he can get fat over the course of the season. So someone pointed out, people have been pointing out and I'm not going I'm not pointing it out, but playoff P one a series in the Staple Center before LeBron. Yeah. No, it's actually just a fact. When we say that big guy, we're not saying it as an indictment on no, no, no, no. It's just a fact that playoff L got a dub in the Staple Center before LeBron James did. No, no, playoff. Wait, you call him playoff L. Yeah, that's what his name used to be.

No, he now that's that's LeBron's name now. Playoff L. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Playoff P is Paul George. Can LeBron James win the playoffs? Yeah, we don't playoff L. As of right now in the Staple Center, he is playoff L. Well, L.A. is a Clippers Town. Make no mistake about it right now, big cat. Town's going nuts for them. So them and the Chargers. We have been decidedly chosen to be a Sun's podcast in the West. Yes, we are a Blake Griffin, which is, I guess, like the vessel of the Nets. We're rooting for Blake Griffin through the vessel of the Nets. So in the East, now, I wouldn't you be I wouldn't be shocked if like the Clippers, especially the way they won this series down to oh, and then down three to like, they might just fuck around and go to the finals

now. It would be very funny if they did. Right. Like this is the year that the Clippers put it all together. They just need to win one. Yeah. I mean, they got one last year, but they needed to win one this year. But this one was different. Yeah. This one because it felt like this one was spiraling out of control because they had already like that baggage and that people were talking about with them like their their choke artists. This team has to be blown up and they kind of overcame that in the first round. So that first round victory kind of felt like it was worth two series. Yeah. In a weird way. And the rare see the series doesn't start or end until a team wins at home. Yeah. Series doesn't end until a team wins at home. That was the first home game win of the

series, which is very rare to watch. But it was a great series. The other game. The other one we had was the Sixers and the Hawks started. Now I got Hank. I got on the wrong side of Philly Twitter. I made the joke. So when the. No, no, there's no right side. Regular question. Yeah. Well, no, I was I was maybe the most sensitive. No, I tried. I trolled. I knew it was a lot of the to the credit of Philly Twitter. A lot of the Philly Twitter was like, I know what you're doing. That's OK. When the Sixers were down like 30 in the first half and Joe Embiid was playing, I said, just wait until Joe Embiid comes back. Then the Hawks will be in trouble. And some people were like, oh, kill yourself. Not many. So I'm going to give it a pass. But I do have a

problem with Joe Embiid. I love Joe Embiid. When you come out with Triple H and do the DX socket before the game, you have to win that game. He was also jumping around a lot on that knee or back, whichever side you fall on. He was doing a lot of pregame motions. Like it looked like it was a violent act. Did you watch it? I did. Well, I saw the gift and that's what's going to follow him around is the gift of him doing the socket. Triple H coming from behind him. You never suck another man's socket. The two handed socket. And then they were ringing the bell and all that stuff. You have to win that. Say what you want about Philly basketball. They don't win playoff games, but they put on a great show at their home. Again, I'll kill yourself tweets. Please go

directly to Hank. It's true. They do this pregame show. They bring the players out like they're the fucking Harlem Globetrotters. Like what other stadium do you see the pregame players humping DX? I love it. It was awesome, but you have to win it. Who does that? Who else does that? You have to win that game. I agree. You got to at least make sure that you're healthy before you do that. And he was. He scored like 39. You can't do it on like Is Joellenbead healthy night. Yeah. You got to do it when you know for sure that you're going to get it up. But Trey Young, I love Trey Young. He's so good. Trey Young loves to be hated. Yes. He's like the official thing. I told you he has a different like dance for every type of move that he puts down on the other team. No,

I don't think he's I don't think he's happy unless people are mad at him. Yes. He he's I posed the question. Maybe he's just better than everyone because he's just doing this. And I know obviously the Knicks were flawed, but the Sixers are the one seed. It is only game one. I do expect the Sixers to come back and win game two. And the fourth quarter defense press they had going looked like an AU game. Yes, look like a high school game where the team just couldn't couldn't get the ball past half court. I also think you'll see Ben Simmons on Trey Young for the majority of the second game, which will be a problem. I think he says quote was like, I'm just going to be 610 to him or like, I mean, I'm 610. He's not I'm going to be 610. Like that's intimidating. The

fourth quarter, if you're an Atlanta sports fan, you were not comfortable at the end of the fourth quarter. Yeah, like 17. And then they cut it to four at the very end. It felt like I went back and I looked at the win probability chart because we know that that's an actual statistical model always, always. But it had it like 99.9. Then it dipped down to about 81. But when it was at 81, it honestly felt 50 50. That's just Atlanta sports. Yeah, it should be graded on a curve for any Atlanta sports team. But yeah, it is actually a classic case of the game just wasn't long enough right. Sixers to win. Right, right. They ran out of time. They didn't lose. They just ran out of time. Either way, it was it was I think this round is going to be awesome. I'm just excited for it.

And we're going to talk some hockey with Ryan Whitney. So don't get upset. Hockey fans. We have a lot of hockey talk coming up 30 minutes of it. Yeah. Great series going on. We're watching hockey as well. The Canadian, the fucking Habs, man. Can you believe that shit? Habs, man, the Canadians, people got mad at the way that we pronounce Canadian, Canadian, Canadian. I say, no, I say, Canadian, Canadians, Canadians. Yeah, I say Canadians. Habs. So it was like, you got to we got to teach you how to say what am I saying about Canadians? Liz Abiton. Yeah, there you go. All right. Before we talk some other stuff, we're going to talk a little F1 and PLL. And then we have who's back coming up. Kors Seltzer is the drink of the summer. Summer is

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to restore 500 gallons of fresh river water max 5 billion gallons through 2021 details at KorsSeltzer.com. Let's talk PLL real quick. Is it PMT out? Are we the worst owners in the league because our team fucking sucks? And I know nice guys like the coach, whatever, our team sucks. I watched the game, we suck. I think we gotta find a scapegoat. We gotta find a fall guy. Coach. The coach. Dude, we had a power play where we didn't shoot. Is it he who's not here? Billy football. Billy out. Billy out. Should we kick Billy out of the ownership group?

No problem doing that. Yeah. Let's take a vote. Let's take a vote. All those who are not in favor of kicking Billy out of our lacrosse ownership groups say a racial slur. Oh, Jake. Jake had it on his lips. So we're all in favor. He had it on his lips. I'm not an owner. Yeah, you are.

No, you are. You're governor. Yeah, you. There it is. Yeah. Oh, all right. So bye. Yeah, he just said Jake. You said the O word. Yeah, you can say it. Four to one vote.

Billy's out. Sorry, Billy. Good calling. All right. Now we're going to turn it around real quick. Yeah. All right. So. But there wasn't this.

You know, we suck. Yeah, we suck though. Listen, for all the Waterdog fans that are listening just for this moment, I have nothing to say but the fact that we suck. I wish I could do a Jerry Jones press conference in the bowels of Foxborough Stadium and be like, we fucking suck. I want everyone fired.

Everyone out. Is there any radio station in America that does like a La Crosse roundup? I will call it. We'll call in. And we'll be like, yeah, we suck. Yeah, we listen. We are bad. We are so bad.

I was a little confused. They got to figure out like it was like 10 to one. They got to figure out like how the ABA championships still count for the NBA. Like the Boston cannons are an institution in La Crosse and they're talking about how today was like their first whenever. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. But in a new format. They need to put it's like it. Have we even want to get real? The water dogs. Yeah. Yeah. We won last year.

This is opening week last place last year. We were not. We were somewhere in the middle. Listen, Paul Rables coming on the show in a couple of weeks. I'm going to ask him like, dude, are you doing this? Is it are you fucking with us? It wasn't just give us all the bad players.

It wasn't asked. Sorry to Gunner and Connor and Lance probably. All you guys, you're trying hard. Yeah. None of that was directed towards you. Chris Hogan was doing interviews, but he's not playing. I don't understand that. Listen, I don't think you made a team.

Right now, I think the problem with the team is from the top down. It's not about the guys. They're playing hard, but they can get him on a team. Are they playing hard? Yeah. Get him on the water dogs. Shoot on a power play.

Should we get Chris Hogan? Yes. Yes. I think we should. But it's like if you sent a six year old to Whole Foods and you're like, go cook me a souffle, they'd come back and they just make like paste out of their diarrhea. So it's our fault as owner.

Excuse me. How old? Six year old. What? What do you mean? A six year old would poop and into a pan. I don't know how kids work. I don't know.

Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. I don't know. We can do a child development podcast as well. But when I'm getting at it, I'm trying to take ownership. I'm trying to take responsibility for all the issues that we're having. And it's not, it's not the players.

Don't, don't tell the players to KYS. No, no one should. Wait, I didn't say that. You said that. I said don't. Right. Yes. No.

We should. We should K. We should K. MS. Yeah. Water dogs are not in last place. Oh, we aren't. Hot list.

What? Lost, but they're on one too. Come on last year. Gold differential of minus 12. Water dogs lost by six. Cool. All right. But there is a this league moment in the PLL this week.

And it was pretty, it was pretty ridiculous. So one of their guys got their finger bit off by another guy. Both guys are suspended by the PLL. So the guy in the chrome, Matt Godet, got his fingertip bitten off in a hotel room fight. Hotel lobby fight by Austin Stats. So he's on the chaos. It was a chaos versus chrome.

They're like the Raven Steelers, I guess, in this situation. But it's it's over a beef out of last year, because Godet was talking shit to the chaos goalie, whose name blaze Reardon. Yeah. That got me that guy. That got caught on a hot mic during the game. So it's a little spillover from the bubble year.

Yeah. And as lacrosse fights typically typically go, someone got their finger bitten off at the end of it. And the dude with his finger hanging off, he took a video of it and it's all over the internet. It's pretty fucking gnarly. Wait, I want to watch it. Just like, yeah, you're going to.

It's not it's not a video of the biting. It's a video of the aftermath of the biting, where the tips gone. It looks like you got circumcised lacrosse bite finger. Look up Matt Godet, M-A-T-T-G-A-U-D-E-T finger. Finger. Matt Godet finger. OK, OK, OK.

Hold on. Let's see. Look at that bloody. Oh, I like it. Yeah. I like it. It passes my test. Yeah.

That's fucking gross. Yeah. Oh, yeah. People are definitely going to be mad that we made them Google that. I mean. Oh, yeah. He totally got his finger bitten off.

You have to ask if this is. Wait, that guy. Is this good for lacrosse? Is this bad on our team? No, neither one of the guys. Because he looks out of shape. So I assumed he was on our team. But is it.

Is it good for lacrosse? I say yes. I'm sorry. I'm a water dog till I die. I know how you can get it interested. What? They got me on a game. Oh, good point, Jake.

Yeah. Good point, Jake. Then you'll watch. Yeah. OK. All right. So Paul Rabeau, if this is an experiment to see how bad you can make our team, at least let Jake comment it, right?

Commentate. Comment. Comment on it. A broadcast. Play by play. I'd really appreciate that opportunity, Paul. OK. Do you think it's a problem, though, because you're a owner?

Because of your past using certain words? I'll be down the middle. OK. NBC Neutral. Neutrity 50. Yes. All right. Yeah.

Let's get Jake on a broadcast. Start that hashtag. Get Jake on a broadcast slash PMT out. We need to be out. We have to contradict each other. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's true. But who cares? That's the duality of life. All right. F1. What a race. Incredible. We want to interview more F1 people in Detroit.

F1 people in Detroit on this weekend. So can someone please help us out? Danny Ricardo. Yeah. Someone tell Danny Ricardo. I want to get to be told, well, yeah. We need to neg Danny Ricardo. People got to be like, you won't go on.

Someone's listening. We've got to get the rumor that Danny Ricardo is too scared to come off PMT. Yeah. Well, he is. Someone listening to this right now knows someone who works on the Netflix show or works on the Netflix show. And what would be better than having a couple of middle age

podcasters do a cameo on the not actual cameo. Fuck those people. A cameo on the Netflix show interviewing F1 superstars. I don't think. What a pitch. I don't think that Danny Ricardo would be in. No, I don't think so. And either would total.

Well, Danny's like he's a little scared. He's not really. He's afraid that he's going to say the wrong thing. Kind of a person. So then because if he says the wrong thing about another driver, he'd have to back it up physically. And you know that he doesn't think that he can do that. So I think that there's fools there and even trying to ask.

Yeah. All right. You're probably right. It was stupid for us to even try. We got to USA. Mexico game has been way better than this fight. VAR coming up with a fight coming up. It was terrible, but we have a coming up.

That's time traveling. That's a penalty. Big cat. That's a penalty. But you can't say that because when we talked during the other part, I got a hundred on my referee test. That's a hunt. That is a hundred percent a penalty.

That should be a penalty kick. And that should be us winning the what? Conker Kafe Nationally Championship. Yeah, we're we're we usually go for it. No, there's like 10 where it's like they went for it and they failed miserably. Like this is this is not. Yeah.

All right. Let's get back on track. Okay. All right. Other things from this weekend. College baseball. I I actually watched some of it and I have to say college baseball celebrations are the best thing like in sports.

I don't know why I don't know why it took me so long to like get into it. I'm going to give my credit to our guy Mincy. Did you see the Tennessee walkoff? The Tennessee walkoff was cool. But I've I've always been a fan of Ole Miss games where they just literally throw beer up into the air for every home run. That's the coolest celebration that you can have in sports.

It doesn't matter what game it is, what the venue is. If you just get thousands of people at the same time, throwing their beer into the air, nothing can top that. Yeah, it's it's it's it's awesome. So we got to go to Omaha sometime. We got to do that some some summer this this week. We're trying to go to F1 with Detroit. All right.

Anything else before we get to who's back and then we have Ryan Whitney coming up. We're going to get we are doing a Julio in the who's back. Oh yeah. Because we talk Julio our long national nightmare is over. Julio Jones has finally been traded to the Tennessee Titans credit goes to Adam Schefter for reporting that Diana Racini, our friend reported it first.

I this we make fun of Schefter for a lot of things. This was Schefter was in the zone in terms of technicality. So Schefter's favorite thing to do is basically have someone else break something. And then he's like, well, I added a technicality. So have it be broken by both of us. The exact tweet that was seen I was breaking the Falcons are expected to trade Julio Jones to the Titans the next 24 to 48

hours sources tell Diana ESPN. The teams are discussing whether the package will be a second in a fifth round pick or a second round pick with swap of other picks sources tell Adam Schefter and then a big bold font breaking news from Adam Schefter. I like to think that created that Photoshop himself. And I like personally. I do too.

But but this is Schefter you have to be embarrassed for yourself that you tried to hop on the credit train here because all you said was they're discussing what the compensation is going to be, which that happens in every trade. And that's also what she said in her initial tweet. They're still hammering out the final compensation. But then here's what he added on on his initial tweet.

You remember when it was was Adrian Peterson. Yeah. And the goal of the agreement will be that he will play both years. That was extra nugget. And this one is his belief. They just gave the red a red card coach. Nice.

Okay, go ahead. Sorry. He said he said sorry Hank. Sorry, sorry, sorry. He said but the belief is the agreement will get done. That was the that was the extra nugget that he added in was we think that the trade that we just announced is going to happen is in fact going to happen.

And all I'll say is just like if I were Adam Schefter, I would be very, very. I would not show my face in the Bronx. Right. As Diana's dad will beat the shit out of you. Yep. Yep. Doug Morone went to high school with him.

Yeah. All right. So that was yeah, Julio. I seems like a no brainer for the Titans seems like a no brainer for both teams. I think it's probably because the Falcons. Julio would have walked after this year, right? He could have walked.

So he could have walked probably would have walked. He would have walked after this year if he was still in the Falcons. Right. He might walk on the Titans. They might try to extend him. But I think I figured out what Mike Vrable strategy is here because Julio he's a little bit older. But I think I know how Mike Vrable is building this team.

He's just trying to get the biggest dudes. Yeah. That he can possibly get his hands on. Freaks. I think that he has the biggest starting 11 like just mass wise. Yes. He is Billy football as a coach. He just wants he wants pounds.

Yes. And Julio Jones is a massive dude. He's still really good at wide receiver. But I'm pretty sure that if you he might pick up Eddie Lacey to be their backup running back this year because he's just obsessed with girth. Yeah. The Derek Henry like Julio Jones, Corey Davis, AJ Brown,

like that. It's just insane. Yeah. It's insane. So the it feels like a no brainer for the Titans. He's a freak. It's crazy that they they got him. But you still can't stop anyone on third down.

Right. So your defense is still the thing I would be most worried about. But you should be excited if you're a Titans fan. If I'm Will Compton, I'm just I'm eating all summer long. Just get bigger will. Yes. Just get massive. Yes.

If you show up, if you show up in August, I know you're not on the team, but you can probably just show up and they'll let you in. Your card probably still works. If you just show up and you weigh 265 pounds, Vrable is going to be like that dude's a thumper. Yep. We got to add him on.

It's like the scene. It's like the office when they all got in the weight together. Yeah. Where we're in. Yeah. He just wants to make sure that the team weighs more than like 30,000 pounds. I actually bet that if Will wanted to, he could just get some of his really good at Photoshop

to just make pictures of him look 30 pounds heavier. Yeah. And Mike, that'll be good enough for Mike to bring you back. Yes. Absolutely. All right. Anything else? Let's do let's get to who's back.

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OK, Hank, who's back? My first who's back. I got a couple is Hezbollah. We haven't really talked about him on this show. Oh, the little dude? Yes. Yeah. I feel like it's something that's been talked about.

Hezbollah. Yeah, it kind of sounded like he was saying Hezbollah. I don't know what that. Yeah. OK. No, we don't. We don't. You don't.

Go ahead. Oh, he's the talk of the town. Everyone's talking about fights. They want Logan versus Mayweather, but everyone wants this kid fighting. He's kind of like the king of promotion. He's 18. He's 18.

He's the anti-Millenakis thing? Yeah, but like 10 times. Yeah. He looks like he's what, a year and a half, two years old. Yeah. Well, that was how it started, was that video of him punching the guy in the face. I was like, oh, it's a little baby.

Turns out he's like an 18-year-old. You know. Got it. And so who are they having him fight? Another TikTok kid with a similar condition who's from a different country. I don't want to say off the top of my head because I don't know for sure.

That's awesome. Turkey or something. I think it's probably one of the stands. Yeah. You're. He's so funny. Yeah, he's very funny. He's got so much swag.

Yeah, but he's, I figured we should, you know, talk about him. It's something I see people talk about all the time. So I just wanted to bring him into the show. My other who's back is Magic. Oh, that's all my who's back. All right. You do it.

You do it. Matt Johnson? Yeah. What? Yeah. What do you? Coronavirus got taken too. Do you possess?

No, no, no, but I just, I had two who's backs at a backup. Go ahead. You do it. I have no who's back. No, no, no, no. I got zero who's back. That's it.

No, I actually only had one because it's who's back. I don't want to be a try hard. There we go. Okay. Thank you. Wow. Go ahead. Go ahead, Peter.

Thank you. You always have more than one. No. I usually just have one. Two's back, right? My who's back of the week is Simone Biles. I got Simone Biles coming back. She participated in some sort of gymnastics event tonight.

And all I know about it was she started her routine off with two separate moves that are both called the Biles that no one else, no one else can even do. Okay. They're like the hardest moves ever invented. But it's Biles. But Simone Biles. Yeah, I know.

But they're called the Biles. Well, she has two different Biles moves. Right. The Biles one, the Biles two. Got it. And so she was. She the goat? She, I don't know.

Nadia Comanich. She's probably, Nadia Comanich is pretty good. Gabby Douglas. Gabby Douglas. Wait, is that her? Wait, hold on. Kerry Strug. Michaela Maroney.

Who is the one who curled her ankle? Kerry Strug. Pretty much broke her ankle. No, was that Kerry Strug? Yeah. Yeah, Kerry Strug. I think so. I like Nadia Comanich.

Nicole Kidman, she was great. I was like saying Nadia Comanich's name. But how badass is it that like you have a move that, you have two moves that are named after you. Yes. But this is where we run into problem as gymnastics fans as we are, which is we don't know what we're watching when we watch it. Right.

It'd be sick if they just had an event where the judges were just normal people that had never seen gymnastics before. And so they just judge things off how badass they look. Yes. Because really, that's what the sport should be about. Wow, that's cool. That's all you need. That's all you need.

Cool points. And then you win. Yeah. Hank, what was the magic tweet you were going to read? The Polinka one. Yeah, it was so good. He's... Do you want to read it?

Yeah, I honestly don't think... For a minute there, I thought that magic maybe is self-aware, but then I read his whole timeline and he was doing a breakdown of all the playoffs. And in the middle of it, he said, Lakers GM Rob Polinka has a lot of work to do this summer because a lot of Lakers did not perform well during the series against the Phoenix Suns. That's actually like the most boring recap of the series that you could potentially do. It's spicy.

Let me ask you this. If you're LeBron James, do you think that maybe he could be talking about you? I don't know. Maybe. I think if you're LeBron James, you think that. But he... Magics tweets, like he really is putting effort. I did read here, someone told us that he doesn't tweet.

He texts his tweets to someone else. Yeah, Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe said that. Which actually now makes so much sense. Like the whole thing makes perfect sense that they do read his text messages. Like if someone's like, hey, magic, what do you think about like what... I think if you read magic tweets, there's a prompt that we're missing. Like someone texted magic and was like...

His tweeter said, hey, magic, like what do you think about Rob Polinka? Like what does he have to do? Does he have a lot to do? And he's like, Lakers GM Rob Polinka has a lot of work to do this summer because a lot of Lakers did not perform well during the series against the Phoenix Suns. That's kind of fascinating because you could... You could... The person is like treating it like it's a post-game press conference.

Right. And it's their job to like reach out to magic. Magic still feels like he's getting interviewed. Right. What if it was somebody on the Lakers that was actually transcribing these and using his voice to send subtle behind the back, like, you know, subterfuge messages? I just wonder if there's... If you have this setup where you text someone and say, hey, can you tweet this for me?

There probably is a follow-up text being like, hey, how'd that one do? And there's a person like, yo, it's popping. Like people love this Rob Polinka stuff. That's a hot take by you, magic. Yeah. Or do you think he tells them the truth is like you sound like a robot and everyone's mocking you? Well, I think it's a person, so it's got to be someone with an agenda. Yeah.

Yeah. So, I mean, they're probably getting paid way too much money to just be magic. I will... Magic, if you're listening to this, I will do the job for free. For the love of the game? For the love of the game, I will tweet anything that you text me and I will always be on call. I think that we could probably just create Magic Johnson's voice replicated pretty easily. I've never done the...

The only time I've ever switched my handle and tried to like do people was I did it with Magic Johnson and I changed my Twitter profile and I tweeted something and it got... Like it was the only time I could ever get everyone. Yeah. Because he is a parody of himself, so if you do it, it's believable. If you even do... If you make the most boring tweet possible, people would believe that's from Magic Johnson. How much do you think his ghost Twitter gets paid?

Again, I'll do it for free. Yeah, so we'll save you a lot of money. Yeah, for free, for free. Jake, all right, before we get to Ryan Whitney, do you have a who's back for us? I do. It's Score Gummy, but a different type. First, if you say for lacrosse, I'm going to punch you in the nose. Nope.

All right, cool. Baseball, but not a final score. So Jordan Montgomery of the Yankees earlier this week, he had a unique box score for his pitching line. Six and a third inning, five hits, three runs, one and run, two walks, six Ks. 1.1 million box scores for pitchers that's never happened before. Say it again. It's pretty normal numbers. Six and a third innings pitched.

Five hits, three runs, one earned run, two walks, six Ks. Never happened. It's got to be the three runs, one earned run, or it's got to be three runs, one earned. Yeah. It starts to get it, but that's got to narrow it down, right? Yeah. Because if you give up three runs to only have one of them earned. Wow.

Trevor Bauer had a Score Gummy pitching line today, too. He was the only person I ever strike out a guy with one eye closed. Struck out of Kunya. So that's what you tell everyone after what happened. Jacob DeGram also is like the greatest pitcher of all time. It's pretty fucking ridiculous. Yeah. I know that's not actually true, but 2021 through nine starts, 58 innings pitched.

He's got a 0.62 ERA. He's pitched 58 innings. He's given up only 25 hits. That's fucking ridiculous. 93 Ks. How many hits does he have as a player? I don't know, but that's a. If he out hit himself.

I think he has as many RBIs as Irm runs. He probably does 93 Ks on 58 innings pitched and only 25 hits. Jesus Christ. All right, let's get to our interview with Ryan Whitney. Before we get to him, want to talk to you guys about our great friends over at movement in a tiny apartment in Southern California, two college dropouts teamed up to create a watch company that broke all the rules. They have fair prices, unexpected colors and clean original designs.

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It is time. Enough NBA sick league. He's wearing a what a joke of a league. Go ahead. Yeah. No, I can't believe that there's a league where the superstars all losing the first round. That sucks. Oh, you think that's why I'm calling it a sick league pft.

You piece of shit. The best player in the world's walking off the court with 15 minutes left in the game, like an asshole, and nobody says a word to him. And then he talks about his fucking cartoon movie after the game. Imagine being on that team. You just lost after being champions here for talking about the monsters. Yeah, correct to me for getting that clip. I was like old times.

I waited up till 3am to watch that press conference because I knew, I knew he'd say something stupid and he didn't disappoint. Hey, you tweeted it to you go. I think I got to wait, wait up for the press conference, but he's going to do treatment for four hours. Yeah. I was seriously, I was laying in bed with my headphones in and I'm sitting there watching LeBron James give a press conference at 3am being like, come on, say something dumb.

And then right at the end, he's like, yeah, I think I'm going to get ready for the, for the goon squad. All right. So I just want to preface something real quick because people are like, holy shit, wit is shot out of a cannon. Ryan Whitney right now is in the midst of like a live stream war and he's playoff hockey. His brain, I don't think knows how like the real world is working. He's just, it's, it's used to just screaming at the top of his lungs, like, fuck you.

You like, fuck you, Frank. He took a shot at hockey. Yeah. But you would just say, would you say it's fair though to say you're, you're in war mode right now? No, I think R.A. and Grinnelli are in a little bit more of war mode. I love fucking with Frankie Borelli and the whole stream was awesome. I was actually happy he got a win because it's probably the best night of his life,

but I do enjoy being able to scream during live streams and everything like that. Yeah, it's been incredible. So are you guys, you're staying in Boston right now? Next stream is in Boston or are you guys going back to Borelli's? No. So when the, wherever the game is, which game file be in Boston, the, the streams in the opposite city. So all these guys are headed back to Long Island for game five live stream from Borelli's.

I can't make it, but I'll be here for game six when they're back in Long Island and we'll do one in Boston. So hurricanes was bumping. The place was going bananas. R.A. They were chanting. Oh, all right. Oh, all right.

If you know chicklets, R.A. Getting his name checked and going bananas slamming a chair on the ground. Like he was a WWF wrestler. It was, it was an amazing scene. Yeah. And he did the Frankie, uh, you got to watch the clip. We'll, we'll post it, uh, Frankie saying, fuck you to everyone. It was, it was seriously like Scarface.

Who's the bad guy and R.A. Just doing the, uh, old Italian like, you know, Hey, the chin move. So I liked that. That was old school. All right. So what, so this series, let's talk about this series first. It's, it's crazy because it feels like it's very even, but didn't everyone predict that the Bruins would, would handle the Islanders somewhat easily?

I picked the Bruins in seven and I think most people, uh, all right, what'd you have? I have Bruins in seven. All right. Yeah. A lot of people thought, I think everyone figured that the Islanders are never going to be an easy out because they're so difficult to play against and they clog up the neutral zone. It's like the devils. Lula Amorello was the GMO, all those devils teams, pretty similar.

And I think the Bruins are the better team. And I think if you look at all four games, overall, the Bruins have played better, but the Islanders have gotten good goaltending from, from Barlamov. He's been really good the last two games. They get timely scoring and they just end up frustrating you and getting that, that goal last, you know, late in the third by Barzell. So I'm, I'm not surprised it's tied after two. I think it'll still go seven.

They'll probably split the next two. I hope so. Cause game seven is kind of what we live for boys. You know that. Not the NBA. Two most beautiful words in the English language. 140, 140 to 105 in game seven. Yeah.

I saw RA tweeted like, hell, these games, game seven just becomes a three point contest. Yeah, probably. He's right. The whole, the whole fucking leagues at three points. The whole leagues at three point contest. Luke is awesome. Shut up.

Wait, the, the, um, the pasta miss that. Oh my God. How long is that sticking his head? Cause that's got to be like, you got to wake up like in the, like two months from now, being like, I cannot believe that goal has never opened. I thought that was, I was, I was at the Nets game last night and I was catching up. I thought he missed like an actual like goalie pulled open net. That's how open it was.

I know. I was, it was a sick pass. And so right when it happened, I'll take you through the sequence of events. Fight. I'm next to Fidelberg and we're like, no, no, that didn't just happen. Like one of the best players in the world that shows how crazy the game can be. So then Frankie says to me right away, he's like, how long would that like stick with you and rattle you?

I'm like, well, me, I'd never score again, but someone like pasta, he's going to come down the next shift and not really think about it. But fair in all fairness, he then said, I don't know, man, missing that could, that could change this whole series. That could be one of those plays and sure as shit, they went on to lose. And Cassidy was asked about it after the head coach of the Bruins. And he mentioned like, yeah, he hates seeing something like that. You wonder if things are going against you, something to that nature.

And then Frank, he got a text from Matt Molson who played in the NHL for a long time, a couple 30 goal years. He goes, if I missed that, I wouldn't sleep for a week. Yeah. I mean, right after he missed it, he just fell straight face forward on the ice. Like his soul left his body a little bit. So you don't, you don't just move on from that. What was the worst miss you ever had? I had a, I had a play in Pittsburgh.

I was having the best year of my career. And then in the middle of the season, for some reason, warriors like warrior makes sticks. They're like, hey, try this stick. We'll give you some money. I'm like, all right. So I was having a good year. No reason to switch up sticks. That game, I got the new warrior stick.

They gave me a sick, legit tap in exactly like Poshknock. And I one time did right through the crease where he one time did back and hit the post. Mine missed the net completely. I threw the stick into the bench and grabbed my old one. There you go. It was a stick call because it's, it's, it's, it's the arrow, not the Indian. You know, it's, you can't blame yourself. Right. Yeah.

Oh man. Yeah. So I want to steer to a different area real quick because you got the pink Whitney behind you. And I don't think I've ever asked you about the pink Whitney. You were probably the world's most successful former hockey defenseman turned liquor salesman. How did you, how did you invent combining pink lemonade with vodka? So I used to drink pink lemonade all the time. Going up, I go to the movies.

I'd get like the extra, extra large for this 5,000 calories in the pink lemonade. And then what do you know when I learned about drinking and vodka? I just shocked vodka in my favorite drink, pink lemonade. Now granted, that was like, I don't know, 99, maybe 2000. I don't even think Tito's was around yet. And now it's all pink Whitney baby. So in the end, I kept drinking and drinking and drinking, especially playing golf. People loved it.

Great summer drink. And then boom, now it's taken off. Look at that. What a story. Pretty, pretty simple. That's pretty much, I mean, like Steve Jobs, Ryan Whitney. How'd you invent the computer? How'd you invent pink lemonade with vodka?

Same thing. I programmed my brain to know to put vodka in my favorite drink and program the computer. You combine your two favorite things and they happen to work and be delicious together. I do like pink Whitney. I just, I feel like every time you come to the officer, we get bullied into, into taking shots of your pink Whitney. So I'm curious to know every time I take a nip, I drink a nip of your pink Whitney. How much money is going directly into your pocket?

Probably like two cents. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty good. So the one night, the one night, the one night you did 10. So that's, that's 20 cents. I'll take it just under a quarter. You were forcing me to. So I knew that you were getting a cut on the tail end of it.

Yeah, exactly. But I will say this, nothing has worked like pink Whitney in terms of getting goals. Whenever we're on these streams or we need goals, we do shots of pink Whitney. Next thing you know is the overs hitting. I love that. It's really wild. Yeah. I mean, that's, you have to have something, you have to have like gold juice to get yourself going.

All right. Let's talk about some other series. The Canadians, they, they are the team that no one expected. Like they're not even good and they're now up three one in the third game to go up three oh against the Jets. They beat the lease, which we knew the lease would choke. But what the hell is going on with them? Are they just, are they getting hot at the right time?

Are you waiting for them to like turn back into a pumpkin? I thought for sure Winnipeg would at least win game three. They got nothing going. It's pathetic. I, I, I think Montreal isn't good. They have an amazing goalie who's like hitting his stride at the right time, which is kind of like what the Canadians do. Patrick was rookie or took them to the cup.

You know, Ken Dryden took them to the cup as a rookie. It's like they get gold tenders that get hard. And then the magic of the Canadians jersey, they end up winning games and winning series. They'll probably win this series and looking like they're going to go up three oh, they will get pounded by Vegas or the ablatch. That's already the matchup where Boston Islanders are going to play the winner of Tampa Carolina. So the, the Canadians will get into the probably final four and then just get shit pounded.

Okay. So you, you, you brought up the goalies that are like getting high at the right time. What's the difference? Where's the line between a goalie that's hot and a goalie that's standing on his head? That's a tough line. That's a tough line to draw. I don't know. I think it's the same thing personally. If you were to ask me, I think a guy standing on his head and he's just really hot to be

standing on his head. You gotta get hot before you can stand on your head. I feel like standing on your head is in the game hot is something that happens in a series. Yeah, I agree. You know what I mean? Okay. Okay. So you can be hot the whole series, but just one of the games. Yeah.

One game specifically where you know a goalie standing on his head when he just makes like four or five saves or like, how the fuck did he do that? And it's like nothing's going in tonight. And then that can be a bigger, that can be a smaller part of a bigger hot street. Yeah. Cause then when you lose to the team, you're like, oh, we lost to a hot goalie. Right. But you can't be like, we lost to standing on his head.

That's too much words. Game two, he stood on his head. Yeah, exactly. Game three, he was just good. Okay. That's that's interesting. And then once you get to game seven, man, he was hot all series. Yeah, he was. Right.

So what about what about my bet of the year? Sorry. My bet of the year is game one, Colorado, Vegas winner over Montreal. It'll be the first time Montreal's played in front of fans. There'll be 18,000, whatever building wins that series in Colorado. And they are going to, like I said, curb stomp the Canadian. Is it going to be like minus like 250? Yeah.

You take them in regulation, big cat. That's the new minus one and a half. Yeah. Yeah. Take the headline minus two and a half. 200, a minus two, a minus 200 money line in regulations like minus 110. I love it. And then what do you do?

What do you do? If they end up going OT, you just live bet your team an overtime. It's a win-win or a double loss. Yeah. Yeah. Probably not though. I was like, yeah, just keep live betting. It sounds like you got a system.

1,800 gambler if you have a problem. Just chase your bet with more money. I do, I like the idea of betting on the team that or against a team that hasn't played against fans yet. Like what actual impact does that have? Do you think for a team playing against a Southern team now coming down from Canada, they have to go to Colorado, maybe or Vegas? Did you hear that?

I listened to that boys. Did you hear that? Man. I am the other chicklets guy that does not consider the abs a Southern market. Southern team. He was now busy. He slept the entire show. Well, he had also done four live streams.

Yeah, right. Yeah. He listed all his stuff. And I mean, you're the same way because you just play golf all day, but he listed all the things he did and were like, that sounds like a regular job. He's like, I've done four live streams and two interviews and six days. It was one. It was one.

It was one. We had what was called a work week. Yeah. Those will kill you. Yeah. No, I was watching that and all of a sudden I hear, yeah, you know, you got the Southern market. The car.

I was like, pardon me once. It's the Panthers, the Lightning, the Coyotes, the Kings and the avalanche. If you're called the avalanche, if you're called the avalanche, there's a fucking snowstorm. That's a good point. That's a good point. We shouldn't have just done that. I don't know how you guys didn't say that. Yeah, I mean, that was like the fifth most glaringly obviously wrong thing about what

he was saying. But yes, you're right. But now they said it. I think we have to consider the abs to be like as far as this postseason goes. Yeah, the Southern. They're a Southern market. They're more Southern than the Canadian teams. So if you're if you're playing a hot team like the avalanche in a Southern market,

in a stadium, in front of fans for the first time all season, like what impact does like opposing fans have cheering against you? What effect does that have mentally? I don't know about mentally because I actually think that a lot of these guys be pretty fired up because yes, the fans are all going against you, but you still have like a vibe in the crowd in terms of noise and the atmosphere, but it's more about like getting a puck in your own zone and they're cycling offensively and you're chasing around and then the crowd gets going and then the momentum of the game, at least the first period, I think will be,

you know, having the ice tilted severely south where they're shooting, right? So because I think the crowd will be so into what's going on. And then the Canadian team, the Canadians, it looks like we'll just be like, whoa, we haven't dealt with this yet. We'll probably be able to figure it out. And in the end, it could help them having the atmosphere, but it'll still be awkward at the beginning. So is that actually made a difference on the ice this season?

Is it easier to communicate when you don't have fans yelling? Are there going to be instances where they might not be able to hear things that they normally hear because they're going to be fans cheering for the first time? Yeah, probably. And all these teams, you know, in America, we're dealing with some people had crowds, some didn't, but Canada's had no one. And I think the Canadians actually have allowed like 2,000 people in. I guess Quebec's doing a little better or something.

I don't know what's going on up north. But I think that in terms of like talking to each other on the ice, it's been one thing all year for the Canadian market teams. And now it's just going to be way different. Whether it's on the bench talking or on the ice, it's just, it's going to be so loud that they're going to have a little bit of an issue to be getting to figure it all out. What, what did you make of the Jake Evans hit? I know that you, we didn't have you on after Tom Wilson.

You took Tom Wilson's side. Thank you for your service. I wouldn't necessarily say I took his side. Imore was going against, and it was very similar with the Shifley hit on Jake Evans. I'm more going against the new culture in hockey where if somebody's injured, it's like a 10 game suspension. They need to be kicked out of the league and everyone goes bananas. Everything doesn't seem as bad as I think Twitter makes it seem with hockey.

It's like the hockey Twitter crowd. All the reporters get together and every single hit is like the biggest issue in the world. Whereas I'm looking at Mark Shifley's hit there as he stopped skating at the hash mark. So he had skated the entire length of the ice, right? So I was okay with a charge and I said I was okay with a one or two game suspension, but in the end he hit him with his feet on the ground. He put his shoulder through his chest. The guy was bent over.

So his face is down there. He took the brunt of it and the player who got hit and being Evans, he didn't open, he didn't lift up his head one time. Right. He was skating with the puck on the left hash mark, went around the net to stuff it in, didn't look up once and he's trying to like lock up a game. And this other team has one more guy in the ice down one with a minute to go. Like what did you think was going to happen?

Somebody was coming down and train tracks, man. So I hate seeing somebody get injured. I felt awful for the kid. It was his birthday and his first ever playoff goal. You got to pick your head up in my mind. You got to protect yourself. That was always what I was taught and it's definitely a different game, but four games is fucking wild for that hit in my opinion.

I think the way you guys approach it, I love it because it is more of like the, hey, this game and I think hockey has gotten safer, football has gotten safer, but there is an element that like things will still happen when you play a physical sport where guys get hit. Like there's some, there's some hits that you can take every, you can make every, you can change every rule. There still will be things where a guy doesn't have his head up and it was unfortunate. And maybe he, you know, like you said, charging and all that,

but like some of these things just can't be taken out of a game and you have to have a little like realistic approach to it. So I appreciate you guys when you say that until the NHL gets rid of hitting, which will never happen and they'll never get rid of fighting either because the players don't want it out until that happens, which will never happen. So it's a stupid discussion. There will always be injuries and there will always be enormous hits. The game is going so fast.

And that's my other thing. Fucking people zap root of these films and they stop them at like the exact moment. It's like, dude, the guy was going 19 miles an hour. Like you're stopping it. Like it was slow motion. And in the end, my whole thing is in the game of hockey and any physical game, if you play with your head down, you're going to get injured. It's like, it's a done deal.

It doesn't matter how dirty the hit is. Doesn't matter how clean the hit is. If you have your head up, you're able to protect yourself. And a lot of guys now, because hitting's become less and less, really don't learn to play the game with their head up. They have their head down and they're fishing for the puck. And they don't realize that, yeah, while there aren't as many hard hitters in the league anymore, the Scott Stevens have pretty much gone away.

There's still a guy or two on every team that's looking at truck stick you. So it is what it is. I hate seeing injuries, but four playoff games is considered like eight to 10 regular season games and Shifley's their best player as a shitty, shitty blow for the Jets. By the way, Hank laughed at your pronunciation of Zapp Ruder. And when Hank laughs at your pronunciation... Hank's laughing at my pronunciation of anything?

Six months ago, he thought it was pronounced thailand. So yeah, that's kind of the company you're keeping right now. But yeah, he laughed at that. That, I was chuckling. It was... You say it, Hank. It was a pruder. It was, it just caught me off guard.

It caught me off guard. I wasn't laughing at you. It just caught me off guard. I chuckled. That's all. Oh yeah, you're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me.

You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You're laughing with me. You make a good point though, because that's the thing that,

it always makes me laugh about Hockey Twitter, how you'll see the replies underneath. Oh yeah. There is, hey, Biz, the replies underneath the tweet, and there'll be like seven different people capturing the same video in slower motion, having seven different opinions on why the contact was made. And it's like, at some point, you just got to acknowledge that the game moves pretty fast.

It's played on ice. It's like, look right here. Look right here. His shoulders and his face. I'm like, dude, if you didn't stop it right then, he started lining the guy up 10 feet ago. Like, you cannot stop an image in hockey or football with these guys going that fast and try to relate it into like,

oh, look at right here. It's like, that was moving way too quick to even slow down and try to like zap-rooter it. Zap-rooter it. Biz, you just showed Biz, what's up with Biz's foreskin? What's the latest? I actually just sold it to Legal Seafood here in the arts, so we're going to make some profit off of it.

And if you're looking for a good calamari, a nice calamari platter, go check it out. Hey, hey, pink foreskin. It's just going to be a, you're going to have a shot of pink Whitney with a little, uh, crispy foreskin. It's like there's a killer worm. It's a killer worm at the bottom of the bottle.

Exactly. There you go. There you go. We're going to brand it, though. Wait, what? Are you actually going to get some? There's a Biz 20 promo code for his foreskin. Wait. So, so for people who don't know, uh, Biz said on a live stream,

I think that if the Leafs lose to, uh, Montreal in the first round, they were up, I think in the series. He said he would get circumcised. Now that happened in January, January. So when are you getting circumcised? I know big cat. It was kind of like your finger thing. But in the end, wait, my finger thing, I didn't lose.

No, I'm saying like it was a bet like throughout the year, you didn't lose it. But when he lost it, I was kind of like, dude, I think people are going to be all over you. We talked to different doctors and people like, if he got a, uh, boner for six weeks, I could die. He could die.

And you're a horny guy. You're a very horny guy. Yeah. You're a very horny guy. He gets bonked all the time. Yeah. So he can't be getting his stitches ripped out with a heart on middle of the night when he's having a wet dream. Yeah.

Well, so you're going to back out of it. How much would you pay to have a wet dream? PFT, zero dollars. I don't pay for sex. Dude, wet dreams are awesome to myself. It's been like 20 years. It was the best. Yeah.

It's virtual reality porn. Exactly. It's a hand job. You're like, oh my God, this is sick. Um, wait, I have a question about your foreskin. So you're not going to get it cut off. You're like officially, you're bowing out of this bet. You're welching on it.

No, we're looking into it. Maybe there's some other things I could do to keep the people happy who really want to remove. It's mostly just Habs fans up in Canada here who, who, they're up for one now. They're going to close out this series. They're going to be up three nothing. So they got enough good things going on.

I'll support them the rest of the way, but they ain't getting my cock. Can you get partially circumcised? Can you do, can you do just like a, like a circumcised dream? So that's the problem. If I take the foreskin off, half of it's gone. So it's like, fuck, what am I going to do? Right.

He goes from four and a half inches to three and a half. That's a tough inch. Proportionally, that's a huge inch. Yeah. Bizz, why don't you just do this? Why don't you say if the, if the Habs win the cup, you'll get their logo tattooed on your neck. Because he already has a stale pumpkin on his forearm.

What the fuck's a Habs logo on his neck? On his neck? It's better than the tattoos he has. All right. So maybe on his face. Or on his penis. You get it as a little eye drop, you know? I'll get it.

I'll get it. Yeah. I'll get a Canadian logo eye drop. A tear. If the Habs win the cup, you're going to get a tear drop with the Canadians logo. Exactly. I don't think there's a chicken dicks chance

that the Habs are going to get out of the next round. I don't even know how they're doing it. I don't understand how they're doing what they're doing now, let alone not. I already said they stink. The counterpoint, the counterpoint biz to that argument would be, well, you already put up your penis and you lost that. I got nothing else to say, buddy.

Well, Toronto, Toronto is the biggest bunch of scrubs. They lose every year in the first round. He just thought this year was different. We had a long day of a sandbag and we were drinking pink wit and he made this call about his foreskin. It wasn't even a bed. It just came out of nowhere and it came back to bite him in the foreskin.

Well, what if it was just like, I'll give up one testicle? Because you can get along with one testicle. Lance Armstrong, John Croc did it. It's been done. If I'm getting anything done, MLSC and those guys in Toronto make it over 10 million collectively pay for it, then I would consider it. But we got to start there because they're

the ones who cost me my cock or part of it. Unbelievable. Wait. So what the fuck do the Leafs do? This is now, I mean, they're just a sad organization. Big guys. They're the Red Sox. They're on their way to Red Sox Cubs territory here.

No joke. Yeah. But we were saying it would be like if the Cowboys didn't win another title for like 25 years because they won. Like they've won recently. No, they won it in 67. Right. Right.

So that's. I mean, I think in 15 days, it'll be the longest drought in the history of the NHL. Shit. OK. That's crazy. So which is that kind of shocked me. Yeah.

Like there's so, you know, there's so many new teams that have come into the league after 67. But the whole thing is with Toronto, they had Matthews Marner stud superstars, but Tavares made that other line go. And then when he got injured, I didn't think it would affect him because I didn't think Montreal was shit. And then Price got hot.

And then those Marner Matthews guys didn't do anything. And that was all she wrote for the Leafs. So the question now for these fans is like, what do you do next? Because they tried fixing all their issues off this past off season. It's still lost in the first round. Right. That's what I was going to ask you because like it's got to be at least a big part mentally right now,

like mentally draining on them for the for not only like it's a block for them to get out of there. But every time they lose in the first round, it's like another notch in that mental bed post where you're like, fuck, we can't do it. So like you have to make some weird change, but they don't really have like they're too talented to make any weird changes.

They're guys that you don't want to take a chance getting rid of or dealing. So if you look at no cap space, let's pretend your GM of the Maple Leafs right now. What do you do? I don't pretend to ever be a GM. I can barely even get up and get dressed in the morning. I could never decide rosters.

I could never pick anything. My only guess, my only guess would be to try to maybe trade Nylander, who was their best player in the playoffs, but you can't trade Marner Matthews or Taveras because of what they make and how good they are. Trade Nylander and maybe get another stud D. They have some good D. They just signed this Brody from Calgary last summer.

He's good, but I don't know, man. I don't know. It's a disaster up there. Are you still, are you still a Bryson guy after this last weekend? I think both of them are nerds, to be honest. Your guys are boys with rocks, but what is, yeah, what Bryson, what Bryson has done and honest to God, if you don't like a nickname, the worst thing in the world,

you can do is tell people you don't like it, then you'll be called it forever. And the fact that people are getting kicked out of VJ Tour events for calling him Brooksy, I would, I would try to sue. You can't, you can't call a golfer the wrong name. You can get kicked out of an event you paid for for that. It's crazy. It's, it's the, the, uh, dude,

Bradley Chandley, who's fucking sucks. He blocked me. I had to go on my alt account, youngstownbob. Brando, Brando blocked you? Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He was like, this is bullying. Like, I hope people realize like, dude, he's not, we're not, no one's saying anything mean to him.

You can't believe. They're literally just saying Brooksy. You can't bully the fucking US open champion. Yes. It's impossible to do. It's not like, hey, you're fat or like, oh, like, you know, get hit by a button. They're literally just saying, let's go Brooksy.

And people are calling it heckling. I'm like, I think you have to be mean to be considered a heckling. I'm saying the wrong name. And here's the thing, dude, how the fuck did Bryson G. Shambow win a US opening? Because no fans, two things, two things. No fans, no Brooks Kepka. And also he's never finished higher

than Brooks Kepka in a major when Brooks played. Do you think they're all, do you think they're just teeing this up for like a boxing match or something? You would think that if you didn't know better, but Bryson is like incapable of planning that out. He can't do anything. No, Bryson's tweet.

Yeah. Yeah. Bryson's tweet about Brady, the fladed balls. I was like, oh my God, he's that much. He's that much of a beat. That was the worst tweet I've ever read. Right, PFT? No, it was a bad tweet.

Yes. It was a terrible tweet. PFT made like the same joke two weeks before. But I didn't make the tweet about Tom Brady and like the fucking golf balls deflating. I made a joke about something that actually was deflating, which was Bitcoin at the time. So at least there was a correlation there.

Right. Right. But with Bryson. Right. Yeah. Right. I mean, Tom seems to think it was just, Tom, I take my criticism from Tom Brady about my jokes.

I don't take it from you two guys. Yeah. Well, he did say he seemed better. So that means it sucked. I accept that from Tom Brady. Nothing worse than sending out a tweet. Nothing worse than sending out a tweet. The usual likes you get, it's like one eighth of it.

You're like, oh, no, I can't delete it. It's just that bad tweet. What was the worst tweet you've had? Oh, fuck. I can't think of it. I can't think of any. I've had some bad. Just go to my Twitter and look at the ones

that have like 63 likes and the other ones are 6,000. Was the Taylor Hall Hangman tweet, like your first viral tweet? I always see that go re-viral. I was talking to Barelli about that. I don't know if you know this tweet, Big Cat and PFT. It was so old. Do you guys remember when the pictures on Twitter

had to be from like Why Frog? Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. So you can't even get the picture anymore, but we were all not playing an exhibition game in Minnesota, on the Oilers, obviously.

And so I was like, let's play Hangman, guys. So I think it was Halsey did the Hangman. He had Everly guessing. And the word was banana split, OK? Halsey spelt banana wrong, right? And then Everly was guessing. And the second word, banana was filled, but it was spelled wrong.

And then the second word was SP, space, IT, and Epps couldn't guess that it was split. And so I wrote, I was sitting next to them, and I was living with them. I'm like, oh my god. I'm 30 years old. They're 19. I'm like, I wrote, Epps can't figure out the second word,

split, and Halsey can't spell banana. You guys win that year. Oh, we finished dead last. We always talk about like overtime. When we're watching overtime, how bad it sucks as a fan to watch it. Is it harder to watch overtime or play in overtime in the playoffs?

It's so much harder watching. Like as a gambler, like if you're watching your favorite team, and just know the guys playing, there really aren't nerves. I'll tell you seriously, I played in a triple overtime game in the cup finals. It is all about like next shift, next shift. You're not panicked. You're just doing the same thing over and over,

whereas fans are literally sitting on their hands shaking the entire time. So players are not nervous. I know like deep down they're nervous, but the game's going too fast to think about it. Whereas fans, you can't even breathe. You just, you almost just like want the game to end. I'm looking at it right now.

He had two ends. He had two ends. He had three ends. Wait. Three ends. Yeah, B-A-N-A-N-A. But and like Nana. Yeah, okay.

I got it. That's fucking hilarious. I remember Ems was like, what is that word? I'm like, split, bro. It is the why frog. That was so funny when why frog like got changed. And then people's like images and their tweets 10 years after the fact got changed.

Like just random pieces of porn because someone went in like the back end on why frog and changed everything around. And you, I remember that. The next. Watching. Oh, me and Halsey and I got Twitter at the same time, right around the same time.

And at the beginning I was just firing off anything. And now you look, you're like, what were we doing at the beginning? You could have said whatever you wanted then. Oh my God. Now it's like you're just getting in trouble. Unbelievable. I want to give you the opportunity to defend yourself

because every time you lash out against some fan base, one or another, they get mad at you. They're like, oh, it's being a buffoon because he's talking. He's doing a selfie video again where he's screaming at me because I'm a hockey fan on Twitter. And they always reply to you with the picture of your head inside your jersey on the ice after you got turtled by somebody. Would you like an opportunity to explain

like how you got into that position? Is that just like a bad picture taken at a bad moment? Or did you really talk about this? I thought I told this story on your podcast, but Tim Jackman had been trying to fight me since 2001. Maybe 2002, he'd been trying to fight me in the USHL, in the AHL, in the NHL. And then finally, at one point, he's like, I got him.

And I saw him coming after I snapped the pass and he's tough as shit. I'm not. And I immediately went down. Well, I didn't think anything of it because I think we won the game and whatever. And over the next morning, I got my group chat with my buddies back home.

And one of my buddies goes, what the fuck is this? And it was that picture. I was like, oh my god. I was like, when is this thing going to hit the internet? And then it really didn't for years. I had to retire. And then I was on Barstool Radio. And I actually brought it up.

You know when you got to get ahead of things? That way you control the narrative? I was like, when Kevin and Dave were doing it together, I was like, have you guys ever seen my headless picture? And they just went bananas. And next thing you know, people tweeted at me. I'm like, bro, you think I give a fuck that Tim Jackman beat me up and there's a picture of me

with no head? I don't care. I still got paid that game. I don't get paid to fight. Yeah, I mean, you have to own it. And at some point, everyone's like, Jackman beat the shit out of you got no head. I go, what would he do to you?

You pigeon. Look at you on Twitter. You got three chins. Yeah, that was like, it stopped now. But people used to, for at least like two years, would always just be like, you guys got your TV show canceled after one show. It's like, OK.

Like, we had a TV show. Yeah, we had a fucking TV show. And it doesn't hurt anymore a little bit. But whatever. I love saying, oh, like, I love saying about Twitter. People are like, you think I care as I'm like screaming about how much I care. Yeah, right, right, right, right.

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a Roback Performance Q-Zip on us. What is the prediction for the rest of the Bruins Islanders series, then give us your cup final? OK, so I picked the Bs in seven. So I think they win tomorrow at home. I think they lose on Long Island. I think they win at home in game seven. That's not really going too crazy that the home teams win

in the next three. But I think the Bruins move on. I then think that, unfortunately, the Bruins and Islanders are playing to lose to Tampa in five games. Tampa's so good. They're so deep. They have the best goal in the league. Kutcherov's got like 17 points already.

He didn't even play in the regular season. So I'm going to Tampa. And I think the abs end up getting it done against the Knights and then smoke the Canadians. And we're looking at Tampa, Colorado. And I think it'll be one of the best cup finals we've ever seen. Wow.

OK. Two Southern teams. Yeah, two Southern teams. Yeah, two Southern teams. Yeah, I'm on a Southern team. Oh, what's your nickname? It's a snowstorm that can kill people. What an idiot.

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He's got a Pokemon card around his neck. Charizard? Charmander. I missed Pokemon. I was like a little bit before. Yeah, me too. Is it Charmander? I think that's our biggest difference, actually,

is that your Pokemon guy, we're not. And you, Gio. Like, we're a teenage reading into Turtles. We only had to remember four of them. So wait. It was Charmander and then I believe the middle one. There's three stages to every Pokemon. So like Charmander's little baby.

I think it was Charmeleon. I think Squirtle is the only one I remember. And then Charizard, Squirtle, and then Blastoid was Big Squirtle. Oh, bonk. Damn. Yeah. Okay, so they're ready to go.

There's no, there's no judge. You guys remember the Pokemon thing where like four years ago the Chinese government basically had us take videotapes of our living rooms and put them online? Yeah, that was cool. Oh, there's a more wild real quick because I have a friend that still does Pokemon Go.

Really? It's probably the best person in the world. There is a ref. Insane. There is a ref. Here's what I don't understand. So they said they were announcing it as they were coming in and they were like, everyone's a winner tonight

because no one's going to lose and everyone's going home with a bag and everyone's going to watch something that's exciting. It's like, wait, but we would like to watch a knockout or something. It's in the summer, Serena. Yeah, so I still, I can't really wrap my head around it. So basically Floyd is doing this

so that he ensures that no matter what happens he's still not going to take an L. Correct. Although he could get knocked out. He could get knocked out. He could get KOed, but he won't take an L. Dude, Logan Paul is fucking jacked. Yeah, low gang.

Why does he say Dorado Puerto Rico? Is that where he's fighting out of? I guess so. Is that where he's training? He moved there. He moved there for like tax reasons. Oh, that's awesome. Maybe for steroid reasons, too.

That's actually a sick move. I like that. But wait, they're part of the United States. Yeah. They pay income taxes. You can win Mega Millions Powerball in Puerto Rico. Right. Yeah.

So why would he move there? I don't know. I don't know anything about taxes. Sounds good. Yeah. He looks jacked. He's got a mullet. Nipple size.

Baby mull. Decent. Decent nipple size. Maybe large. Okay. Traps. Oh, there's the other. There's Jake.

There's Jake. Jake is the one that's really good at boxing. Correct. So people seem to dislike Jake more than they dislike Logan. I can't actually keep them like, I don't know. Oh, no, they're stalking each other in the ring. I still don't get it.

Logan is the more mature, business-minded, smart. Got your hat. He was the one that did it first. No, that's Jake. Is he the older? No. But he's older. He was doing it first.

Jake kind of followed his lead and is the bad boy. But Logan did the suicide forest. But we forgave him for that. He's come all the way back from there. Correct. Correct. That was a youthful mistake when he was like 28. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Predictions real quick before they actually touch gloves. Are there going to be rounds? Or is it just like fighting your tires? I think it's eight, three rounds, eight, three minute rounds. OK, I am going to say that. It's not going four. Well, by the way, we're watching the soccer game too,

and we're bringing in some tall, lanky ass backup goalie. This can't be good. No one's going to win. That's my prediction. Yeah, all of us lose. I'm going to predict that there will never be a clean shot on Floyd. Floyd, unfortunately, can't probably knock him out

because he's too small. So it's going to be, it's going to be like West Side Story. They're just going to dance. They're going to dance fight. I think that I think that Jay Logan is going to catch him once. I think he's going to catch him one time. And then that'll wake Floyd up.

Because remember, Floyd will let him. Yeah, yeah. We saw the Mayweather McGregor fight a few years ago. Same type of thing happened. Yes. He gets bored. He likes to play with his food before. You guys ever watched that back?

Or did you just try? Yeah, I didn't. It was not even close. We thought it was a lot closer. There was that one round, like round three, where McGregor kind of like roughed him up. Here we go. No touching gloves.

These guys don't like each other. Wow. Real bad blood. There is a huge size difference. Damn. And no one's lending. No one's doing it. They're smiling at each other.

They're winking. This might suck. I think they're going to kiss. Logan's gas already. I'm actually going to give Logan credit here. I think he does kind of want to try to fight him. But Floyd doesn't want to fight. No.

Floyd, this is. Oh my god. All right. Round two. I think Floyd may want to try. Yeah, he doesn't care. He just wants the bag. Round two, just release a bunch of cats in the ring at once.

Or just make the ring smaller and smaller every single round. Cut off. Move the ropes in. Actually, that would be. We should start a fighting league like that. Where the circle closes. Every round, it gets closer and closer.

It's war zone. That would be sick. Yeah. Gas. We'll have poisonous gas on the outside of the ring. That would actually be. Yeah. I mean, it would solve a lot of problems with fighting.

Guys don't want to fight. They end up just kissing each other. OK, round two. Here we go. Ding, ding, ding. This one should be electric. They're really filling each other out in that first round. The amount of respect shown between these two

is just off the charts. You, they know that both of them. One mistake and the others, it's lights out. Lethal punches. They're just rope adoping all of the United States right now. It's I'm being rope adoping. I said that the minute I walked in today, we were talking about getting this fight.

And I was like, I'm pretty mad about getting this fight and watching it and being like, what the fuck did I just watch? But I still had to get it because you have to. Just in case something crazy happens. Right. You can't not get it. So they basically have, they've tricked us all. It's genius.

I'm not even mad about it. Not to get all horny on you guys, but how do you think that there's a market out there for a live pay-per-view sex tape? Yes. I think that there would be. I think that exists, doesn't it? Is it?

I'm pretty sure that's celebrities. Like live fans. Yeah, like cam shows and stuff. Yeah, now's a good time to talk about PFT, your new love affair. No, we already discussed that. With the porn star? No, we're good.

I don't get the show. We're good. Discussing on the show. We're good. Let's talk about it now. It's too Monday-reading of your times. Okay. All right.

So I do not, she has a love affair with me. I think that she's, by the way, she's not a porn star. She's a journalist. Okay. She does a podcast. It's called No Jumper. What's her, what's her pinned- She doesn't do that podcast.

She doesn't do that podcast. She appeared on it. She appears on podcast. I'm talking about being a porn star. She's a frequent guest on podcast. She's a journalist. She's a suns insider. Right.

Well, you think she owes No Jumper? The suns, the suns are inside her. BFT, BFT is, he's in love. He's in love. I'm not, I'm not in love. She's slid into my DMs and- He's in love. Oh, Mexico just scored a goal.

Fuck. VAR saved me. VAR. Fuck. Wow. You get two sports at once and they do a little jump and circle. It's embarrassing how many Mexico soccer fans there are in Denver. Embarrassing.

And round three is about to end. That was by far the most action and there was pretty much no action. Okay. In round three. That look from Floyd though said, I'm mad and I'm going to actually try to knock you out the next round. Yeah. Let's see if he holds that or if maybe someone whispers in his ear and he's like,

Hey man, you already got paid. You have a hundred million dollars from this fight. How much money do you think we're putting in Floyd Mayweather's pocket right now? Well, $25, right? At least. Yeah, it was $50. Yeah, it was $49.99. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are you a little sick, Jake? Allergies. Allergies. I was in Florida there about in Florida. Long weekend. Long weekend. With the allergies. Were you in Miami with Mike Irvin?

I wasn't in Miami. He knows a little stuff. Allergies. You need to take some nose spray? A little cocaína. No. Oh, are you off? Are you done with it?

I've been off. Yeah. You kicked it cold turkey? Yeah. After like a week, I was fine. Even after like the summer ramping up this weekend and stuff. Yeah. It's pretty crazy.

Did you see how he snapped at me? I was like, no. Can't have that again. Can't even think about it. All right, here we go. Round four is starting and I agree. I think Floyd's actually going to try here. Oh boy.

Logan's throwing his body around. Just like leaning on him. I think that's like it's got to be an underrated annoying part of being a boxer is the other guy just like leaning his whole body on you. Oh boy. By the way, I looked up. Oh, just gave him a little ass slap.

I looked up the Alex Caruso NFT. Yeah. It's lost like 95% of its value. I'm going to say this for Logan Paul. This will probably end up producing at least some really cool pictures of him. Yeah. Like he's taking pictures and he'll be like, look at me getting in the getting in the ring with Floyd Mayweather.

Like that's that's worth it alone for him. How many more rounds of this do we have? Four. I know it's brutal. I like this is actually painful to watch. Imagine being at the stadium right now. You're getting rained on. You're watching a boxing match.

Not Brooks. Imagine if you're not on cocaine. No. That does match. Brooks is that Brooks is made of people ridiculous. He's underneath the roof. Just want to note that not on the floor because he loves the people. That's nothing to do with the fact that he couldn't afford the floor seats.

It's just the people. You want to just debate MJ LeBron while this is going on? Oh man. I saw that one guy was like, the, the, the, all right. I hate that you just did this to me, but I'm just going to say this one thing. Okay. It's been bothering me a lot because LeBron fans have been saying that's the first time LeBron lost in the first round.

MJ lost in the first round his first year. LeBron didn't make the playoffs his first two years. So it's the, it's the reverse of the argument like Nick Wright, which I actually don't think is totally the worst argument where Nick Wright is like LeBron gets dinged for losing in the finals. But is it better to lose in the conference finals? So I think you're not. Well, the same thing applies for MJ.

Like I would say losing in the first round is better than not making the playoffs. Right. So that just bothered me, but whatever. I don't take it seriously guys. Not at all. I like that call there. That foul was very much clearly inside the penalty box, but they called it outside because refs a coward.

It would be awesome if in the last round, Logan Paul just kicked him directly in the penis. Now he's just like, yep, I won. All right, Mayweather's family. This actually tells you how old he is that his looks like his kids are of age. It's all set. What his son to do what and his daughter to be in a box to vote to be in a boxing. They look like they maybe even to run for president.

Oh, we got a yellow card. Oh, ref just got pushed. Oh, fuck. All right. We're switching to soccer and soccer. This is actually more action than we've seen in the boxing match. Yeah. There was a half a choke there. They're pushing.

Oh, we got our second keeper down. That's great. Where's Tony Miola? Dude, something about a goalie flopping is really, really sad. Oh, they're the kings of it. Floyd Mayweather, they're just showing his exhibitions. He fought the big show. He made that guy in Japan Crock.

That's awesome. You know what Floyd should do? Floyd should just do exhibition matches against like people that have never boxed before. And just beat the fuck out of him in exchange. Like he'll pay you $10 million. Yeah. I would rather watch that. All right.

Round eight. Round seven. Sorry. I was for a second there. I thought maybe we were out of our misery. I went straight into the keeper. That should have been. That should be a red.

Straight red. If they were smart, they'd have one of them take a dive in the eighth to just like at least. Oh, whoa. The anti-discrimination protocol. Step one has been enacted right now. Seems like there might be puto chance. Oh, shit. In which case, I don't know which group of fans is initiating the puto chance.

I'm going to guess that it's probably Mexico. Let's see. Yo, winning the Conkacath Nations League championship in added time because of the puto chant. Whoa. All time comeback. Can they use VAR to go back and review whether or not they're doing a discrimination challenge? Yeah. I don't know.

All right. Round eight. Sorry. Round eight started. We missed the start of it. Way more interesting, the soccer game right now by a large margin. This sucks. I mean, if you're Jake Paul, I mean Logan Paul, this counts as a win, right?

Yeah. You win eight rounds of Floyd Mayweather. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. Like I said, the pictures are awesome. You can put a picture. Now, the funny part is when I say the pictures are awesome, like you're like, yeah,

for Instagram, I didn't even think about that. I was thinking like for your man cave to put up like show you show your kids one day. But then I realized I don't think I don't think Logan Paul has a man. I think the world is your man cave if you're a Paul brother. Yeah. Fuck man. It also dawned on me that like they probably also are doing this because Oh, oh, little razzle dazzle.

Yeah. Oh, I don't know what he's doing. They're not going to fight anymore. He's trying to say, look up there. Oh, punch him. They're giving him a little something with six seconds left. The fight got interesting and that's it. That's the fight.

Oh, they're going to try to fight after one more round. Do it, cowards. So I think I think what it comes down to. Oh, now Jake is saying they won. What it comes down to is the best after party of all time has to be after a big boxing match at the party. Hank, can you speak to that? Like without a hundred percent can't confirm.

So Jake Paul and Logan Paul just basically made it the most lucrative but also most difficult way to have that party to throw on these huge events. And it's all for the after party, which will be awesome. Yeah. I think in an after party like this, you probably have to spend, I don't know, like 25% of your purse that you took home. So much money. Yeah.

Yeah. You got to make it worthwhile. So much money. And also the Paul brothers are smart because they are they understand that the first person to claim victory gets that moment. Right. So by his brother declaring that Logan Paul won, I guess we're awarding this. My card has it.

I've got six rounds to Logan, two to Floyd Mayweather Big Cat. I'm going to go. I'll go the opposite. No, wait, wait. I've got three to Logan, two to Floyd and one to the U.S. Mexico soccer game. Wait. Floyd Mayweather threw 14 jabs in a round.

All right. The fight ended. No one won. For the first time, I'm going to say the participation trophy era is real. I think that's my takeaway from this. Like, what did we just watch? We all lost. They won.

They both won. Right now, early results of the poll coming in after 5,700 votes, three minutes in. We've got 74 percent of America saying Floyd Mayweather won. So congratulations, Floyd Mayweather on your title of stupidest champion of all time. Yeah, damn. But we really are the stupid champions. We won the stupid. He's giving us the crown of stupid championship.

Floyd Mayweather has had a hell of a career getting everyone to buy paper views and then being at the end of it, being like, what the fuck did I just watch for his entire boxing career? So congrats to Floyd. He's very rich for it. Anything else? That's it. That's our show. Numbers.

Give me an eight. Ninety nine. Ninety two. Eight, eight, eight. Sixty seven. You got a fact. Animal fact. Yep.

Do you guys see that clear fish? Animal fact. That's crazy. There's a new fish just dropped. Sloths can swim three times faster than they can move on land and can hold their breath for up to 40 minutes. Whoa. Wow. That's kind of cool.

Can't drown them. Damn. Love you guys. I'll be coming for your lover, king. Shut your head away. I'll be coming for your lover, king. Take on me. Take me on.

I'll be coming for your lover, king. Needless to say, I'm all set in. But I'll be some little boy. The little boy is a king. Say I'm free. It's the plenty to be safe and sorry. Say I'm free. It's the plenty to be safe and sorry.

Take on me. Take me on. I'll be coming for your lover, king. I'll be coming for your lover, king. Take on me. Take me on. I'll be coming for your lover, king. I'll be coming for your lover, king.