Pardon My Take - Ryen Russillo In Studio, Hard Knocks Episode 2 Plus Mt Rushmore Of Everyday Activities That Should Be Olympic Sports

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

Hard Knocks episode 2 is out and it’s Detroit vs Everybody. We recap the episode and the breakout star Mr Universe John Brown (00:02:21-00:14:35). PFT is back on the DL(00:14:35-00:23:46). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Fernando Tatis Senior and NFL Blitz being back, kind of (00:23:46-00:55:56). Ryen Russillo joins us in studio and we catch up with him after his worldly traveling. Talk Football, NBA and tons more (00:55:56-01:46:55) then wrap up with Mt Rushmore of Everyday activities that should be Olympic sports(01:46:55-02:33:12).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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say about Detroit because there's always a lot of hope there and I'm hopeful for Detroit. I think hard knocks has successfully made me believe in the Detroit Lions. Now I'm going to be probably very wrong about that as anyone who's ever root for the Detroit Lions knows, but I'm at that point where like, yeah, I can see, I can see the lines making some noise. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we do let this happen to us every year with hard knocks, but you know, the lines were scrappy last year when they were supposed to be terrible. Dan Campbell instills something, some kind of emotion in everyone. If you watch him, he has, he literally had like a ring of sweat right where it was spit, right where his whistle was resting. Just whistle spit. That's how much he whistles

in practice. And yeah, I agree with you. And just, just as an aside, like watching the hard knocks with, with the Lions, Honolulu blue doesn't get enough shout outs for being a great shade of blue. Like it's always Carolina blue. Honolulu blue is electric. It is very cool. And I, this is really hard knocks. They're playing on expert mode now because every year they try to get you to believe in whatever team it is that they're profiling. And if they can get you to believe in the Detroit Lions, like even if they just go, if they go nine and eight, that's a Super Bowl for Detroit. Like what a story that would be. And I saw the picture that you posted big cat of Dan Campbell and the whistle spit on his stomach. It is, it's very impressive. It's like, it looked like

a scene from Alien where something was trying to escape from his belly. The only thing I was thinking was when they showed John Brown, who by the way, should be strength and conditioning coach for this team. He would suck that spit right out of Dan Campbell's mouth. In a second. Yeah. So John Brown, Ahmad St. Brown's, Ahmad Ross St. Brown's father, also Aquamania St. Brown's father, who's on the bears now is a former Mr. what? Mr. Universe, Mr. Mr. Universe. It was a hilarious scene. He still trains his sons. He had not only a moment where he shamed them for drinking water and was like, what spit doesn't work? And then he just a stray at the man who catches more strays than anyone on earth,

Kevin Durant. And was like, let me ask you a question. Kevin Durant, he tore his Achilles. When was the last time he did a calf raise? And it was just like, I thought we had like transported into first take. It was so perfect. And that guy, he just rules. Like how is he not someone's strength and conditioning coach? Yeah, he's awesome. He should absolutely be on the payroll. And I love, he's the kind of guy that has the mindset of you should be able to lift your way out of any problem that you have. Yeah. Oh, your marriage is on the rocks. You're not training hard enough. Right. And he embodies my number one rule, which is don't fuck with a guy who's wearing a protein branded hat. That's a guy that will absolutely fuck you up. Not only that, he had,

I think he runs a security company and he also had the double jersey in a very weird way where it's like bears interior and then lions on his shoulders and sleeves. And it was a very cool way to do a double jersey because like, let's be honest, like doing a double jersey, it's hard to pull off. Obviously, it's usually family members. And the split down the middle is usually not the way to go. He made it look cool. And maybe that's just because he's a badass. Yeah, they got to get John Brown teamed up with Dale from Detroit Urban Survival Training to be the co-strength and conditioning coaches of the team. Who says no? I think they go 17 and 0 at that point. I'd agree. I'd agree. So yeah, this episode, it was pretty much Detroit,

David Blau being a great husband and then fumbling the game away, which I had bet on the Lions in that game. So it was like double whammy. I got to watch that again. All time backfire of a pump up speech in the huddle when he's just like, let's go get some first downs and we'll kneel it out and we'll win this game. And then like two seconds later, a whop, that was a whop when he just couldn't catch the ball. And the one thing that was that I noticed like, and I love it because they're humans, but like, you know, the whole like next play mentality, that wasn't really the case for David Blau. He was just like, this fucking sucks. I fucking can't believe I did that. Even the guy who dropped the interception was just laying there was like, I had the game winner.

It's like, yeah, you guys like next play, but not really because that sucked. Yeah, it did suck for David Blau because realistically, that could get him cut. And that's one of those plays where he's like, he knows what happened right afterwards. It's something so simple that he's done it a million times and it'll do it a million other times. But he knows in that moment, it's like, okay, well, as much as Mark Brunel loves me, and he'll probably cry, that probably means that I'm going to have to find a new job. Yeah. And he, I mean, I guess the only silver lining is he's definitely in the running for husband of the year, like big wife guy, David Blau, like very supportive. That was actually

a very touching little segment. But that also someone pointed out on Twitter, because you know, the Rodrigo, the middle linebacker from Ohio or Oklahoma State was getting a lot of pub and you always have to be wary of anyone who gets like a big storyline in episode one or two. Like David Blau, they probably like, you know what, they probably sat down with Dan Campbell before and like, who are you thinking about cutting? It's like, oh, okay, David Blau. All right, let's get, let's get a big story in here about he and his wife. Yeah. Yeah. Their kids are going to be really athletic though. Like I want to draft their kid first overall, dual threat quarterback. There was another guy in this episode named,

I don't know who it was, but his nickname was big smooth and they brought big smoothen to break it down at the end of practice. And they said, all right, big smooth, the serpent, the serpent of death. And you're a fucking badass if your nickname has a nickname. Yes. The only other person I can think of is Babe Ruth, that had a nickname for a nickname. But yeah, whoever the serpent of death is, I love that guy. Well done to you. With Rodrigo, I, I, I want to believe in Rodrigo. I do too. It sounds, it sounds like he's awesome. And he's got a cool story behind him. But sometimes coaches love to use a late drafted rookie or an undrafted rookie, almost more to make a point to everybody else that's on the team be like,

this guy, Rodrigo, he's come to take your job. Like they just use him as, as somebody that scares everybody into playing better because coaches disappointed that you're not putting as much effort forward as Rodrigo. Yeah. It was pretty awkward for him when they just had an entire segment where the coaches were like, no one's ever done anything like this at linebacker in this building in front of all the other linebackers. And then they, he dropped the line that I didn't realize Hank Fraley, the offensive line coach, has been there for five years, which credit to him because he went from Patricia to Darryl Bevel to Dan Campbell. Like that's, that's impressive to have that sticktutiveness.

And then I was like, oh yeah, like if you take one look at Hank Fraley, Dan Campbell was in love right away. He's just like, yeah, that's my guy. Yeah, I feel like if you're an aggressive physical offensive line coach, then if the rest of your team is really, really bad and you guys have bad records, you can be the one that sticks around because you can't blame anything on the offensive line. Well, it also just comes down to a simple moment where I'm sure the offensive linemen were like told Dan Campbell, like we want Hank Fraley and the offensive linemen are just the biggest dudes in the room. So they usually get what they want. Yeah, he respects mass. Dan Campbell has an excellent power stance throughout this episode as well. His feet are always wider

than his shoulder with this. And he continues to set records for using the word men's when he's addressing his team. We should do a drinking game. You have to drink your own spit whenever Dan Campbell says men. Yeah. And it's gonna be super hydrated by the end. Yeah, he I'm trying to think of the other moments he had. He's a butt guy. He revealed that right away when he was TJ Hawkinson was wearing booty shorts. And he's like, my wife used to have those. And it's like, okay, like flashback. Yeah, everything reminds me of her. He's the I should I should text her meme in real life. Oh, I forgot Aiden Hutchinson's family. That was a funny moment when when what's what's the Mr. Universe's name? John Brown, he was like, yeah, they're probably sitting up in that box

up there and that sweet $20 million bonus or whatever. And there's like flashes to them sitting up there freaking out, which of course they would freak out because it's their brother, son, but it was the one moment I loved was Aiden Hutchinson made like, I think he had two tackles to start the drive and his mom is crying, like literally crying. And then you just hear out of the corner of the sweet his dad being like, two snaps, two tackles, I'll take it. It's like, we're like this preseason. I like that was okay. But like, it was not impressed. It was a very funny moment. And they were, you know, talking about what he should do for a sack dance and all that stuff. I had it. I brought my notebook out. I'm going to pin on

paper this season. I'm going to just see how that goes. Try it on. So I've been doing it forever. I made a note when they showed Aiden Hutchinson's family up there, but I didn't look it up or the Jets playing against the Lions this year, because if so, Zach Wilson is absolutely going to show out in front of his mom. For sure. For sure. Backwards way of PFT saying that she's attractive. No, I'm saying that Zach will, she's a kind of girl that Zach Wilson would find. Get that Hank. Yup. Week 15. You got that Hank. He was a PFT was like crafting. How can I say this without getting the immediate bonk? The delayed bonk is what he's going for. No, no, no. I'm putting the bonk on on Zach Wilson on that one. Because I know, you know, he's at home. He doesn't have

anything else to do. He's recovering from surgery. He's watching this episode. He's put a big fat circle in week 15. Okay. Which Bill, you got your hand raised? I would say that Aiden Hutchinson, his sister shouldn't be referred to as Aiden Hutchinson's sisters, but rather Aiden Hutchinson should be referred to as the brother of Miss Michigan. Yeah. Okay. Give them their flowers. Yes. I like that. Mr. Michigan in law. Nice, nice correction there. And then the last note I had was Barry Sanders could still like, I know we joke, but he was looking at the grasping like, I could tear this up real quick. Like, watch out. I still got some miles left. Yeah. He was looking at the grass like Zach Wilson's looking at Aiden Hutchinson's mom.

There it is. Yeah. That's true. And I think that I think Barry Sanders could actually, he could get like 40 yards in a game realistically. I think if we're being totally honest, I think that he could get 40 yards behind the best offensive line of the league, maybe not the lines line, who are the best lines right now? Probably the Browns are pretty good, right? Cowboys. I think he could, I think he could get 40 yards in an NFL. Yeah. I mean, those, the miles that he left on the tire, they don't go away. They're still on the tire. You have to remember for every yard that he got in the NFL, he probably got like four yards going laterally or backwards. Yeah, that's true. That is true. He does have a lot of a lot of

track. Pretty good episode. Not as strong as the first one, but I would say it was pretty good episode. I mean, I'm still intrigued, still excited. I also wanted to just shout out our good friend, Jared Goff. Felt like he was doing a great job on the sideline, especially pumping up David Blau, even though he totally cost him the game and cost my bet, but again, good husband, so whatever. But yeah, that was nice to see Jared just getting in the mix. You guys also called, you called them Tim Kennedy the other day. Yeah. Tom Kennedy. Wow. I can't believe we said something. We're a name wrong. You confused me. Yeah. Who's Tim? We're talking about the MMA guy. Yeah. It's an MMA guy that's got takes online. Yeah. What, what, what do you got,

Billy? You're muted. No, I call them Tim and I, I think I echoed it. So Billy and I in the wrong. Hey, do you have a list for names we screwed up, Hank? That was, let me check just that one. Good. All right. Last thing before we get to the rest of the show, we have awesome Rassillo in studio, hadn't had him in studio in a couple of years. PFT, you are, do you want to, your arm is like, this is going to be time, time, time traveling. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I went to the doctor today because a couple of days ago I was doing a club fitting for a good friend's over at Taylor made and they were, they're going to hook me up with some sweet clubs, but I hit probably like a million golf balls and on one of my last swings

felt like a popper twinge in my elbow and then my fingers started to go numb. So I asked pro football doc about it and he said that might be UCL thing. So I went to go see a doctor today. I got diagnosed with a, they did an ultrasound on my elbow, which is kind of cool. They put that little gel on and they, they rubbed the wand back and forth. And so I've got, I've got a nerve damage to my ulnar nerve, I think, and it might be a ligament. So we'll wait two weeks. I can't make the flexing motion. So I can't do this at all. I guess if you're watching on the YouTube, I'm doing it right now. So that's got to, you got to take like several bonks off the list. If I can't even make my right arm. But you're doing it. That'll probably make it worse. I'm not, I can do

it, but I'm not supposed to. Oh, okay. So you're going to be stalked up. So basically like more than ever, you're just, you're in a very religious household now. You can do it, but you're not supposed to. Yeah, exactly. It's Catholicism. I got prescribed one Sunday Mass and basically what the doctor told me is that I'm so strong. He's never seen anything like that before that my forearm muscles tore my ligament off my bone potentially. So we're going to go back in two weeks, see if it's healed. That's a joke. That's obviously not what actually what really happens. I'm so unathletic that I hurt my arm, practicing golf, not even playing cut that part. No, I like the first part. You were okay. I'm sorry. I'm so jacked up for a fact that you were about to like break 80. And

this is going to stop you. Well, yeah, I mean, I had a lot of momentum. I think I broke 130 last time. So I mean, we're trending in the right direction. If I keep these percentages up, I'll be below 80 in no time. But it's, it's kind of a bummer, but we're going to move forward. I'm not missing any work unlike Stephen A. Smith who took an entire fucking month off with a shoulder surgery. Now I might have to get surgery Tommy John on this. And I don't know who the fuck is Tommy John anyways, do we know? Yeah, he's the name that surgery. He's the picture who got the surgery. I think it needs to be renamed. Who else had it to grom every picture. It's now become the thing that you're supposed to get it just to it's like a tune up. Yeah, so they come back throwing faster,

right? So my arms going to come back even stronger. We'll see what happens. If I do have to get surgery. My ideal was to go get it from Dr. James Andrews, because he does elbows and all that shit. So that would be that would be interesting to have a consultation with him. But the bottom line is pretty elbow. What's that? You think he's maybe like booked out? No. No, he works on professional athlete tank. And I am one. But this is going to give me a good opportunity to golf. No, I mean, in my own brain. Okay, yeah. I mean, you're so you're a professional podcaster that should count like he's he is a doctor of the stars. You are a star. Exactly like doing a podcast more than anyone. I should know the importance of having a solid

working right forearm. That's basically all we have. But I'm going to be able to I'm going to be able to move forward, I hope, and not need surgery. But we'll go and mic it in MRI in a couple weeks. But it's, you know, it's a challenge. But this is this is why we podcast big cat. You you got bit by a dog. You didn't miss a show. I broke my foot didn't miss a show. This is just par for the course. So I'm hurt, not injured. Looking forward to moving forward with this. But if you don't think that I'm going to milk this for all it's worth, you've got another thing coming. And I also, in theory, should be able to get workers comp for this because it happened on the job. I was literally entertaining a client when it happened. That's facts. All right,

so look at it. So I've got this, I've got this little brace on right now, which is it's such a little beta brace. It's basically like the strap that you wear in a game in remembrance of somebody. But I have to keep it on. And then at night, I have to wear one that just stabilizes my arm. But you know, like I'm, I'm talking a lot. I'm not trying to make this about me. I'm trying to be real low profile with it. So we're just going to move forward and pretend like I'm fine. All right, so I'm reading right now, Tommy John, he got this, he was the first pitcher to ever get the surgery. And the doctor gave him a hundred to one shot of it being successful. And he got the surgery in 19, he debuted in 1969, he got the surgery, or 1963, he got the surgery in 1974.

And he pitched all the way till 1989. So look at that. He deserves it. I like those. I'm looking at it right now. Like Tommy John kind of deserves the name. The fact that he pitched an entire career after he got the surgery is pretty impressive. I'm just going to call it a PFT tuneup. That's going to be my name for it. So if I extend my podcast and career by another 30 years after the surgery, then I think I should get the name 30 is the number that I'm looking for. Okay. Cause he, so I'm looking right now. Tommy John went on to win 164 games after having the surgery 40 more than before. That's pretty, you got to, you got to put up numbers. I got to stay on top of the charts. That's all I have no choice. So it's wait, hold on. I'm going to, I'm going to give you the exact

year. You got to stay up on top of the charts for 14 more years after the surgery. Okay. I can, that's easy. We will be 51 years old. We got bad looks from Billy and Hank. Well, Billy was licking his lips. Billy was licking his lips. Hank looked at us like, holy shit, these ancient dinosaurs. I can't wait till we're 51 doing this podcast. Still talking about fucking players moms. I'll be your age. Like all these kids, all the kids from hard knocks today will be, wait, what was that Billy? Would you say in 14 years? I will be 37, right? Yeah. I don't, you tell us how old you are. We don't know your age. I'm 23. Okay. So yeah, in 14 years, I'll be 37. That just made me feel really old. That's fucked up. Yeah. Like when I'm 51, it's like doing the

math with, I'm sure you've done this big cat with like your kids when they're going to graduate, that sort of thing. That makes me feel old. I'm gonna be 51 and Billy's going to be my age. Yeah, no, that will be, my son will be like going into a senior year of high school in 14 years. Yeah, he'll be Billy. Yeah, he'll be my son will be Billy. Well, he'll, he'll be a little, yeah, he'll be Billy. Billy, if my son turns out to be you, I'll be very proud of him because everyone, every kid is can just take their own path. If Billy ends up taking our job, like he thinks he's going to, he knows, he hires your son to be the new Billy and he just constantly suspends him to get back at you. But like the plot twist is my son's always on time and like a model citizen and he just

suspends him for no reason. I like it. This is, yeah, this is the future folks. You're looking at it. So let's just hope that PFT, all this can be avoided if PFT avoids surgery. Yeah, I'll just say like a lot of people are saying thoughts and prayers to PFT. My rule of thumb is I don't need any more, I don't need any more thoughts. Give me your prayers. I've got enough thoughts in my own head. So just pick one thoughts or prayers. I'd prefer prayers. Yeah, Billy, you have a solution before we kick it to ourselves back in studio. I have research chemicals that could solve all of this, but PFT is being too soft actually. Oh, is that true PFT? Are you being soft? Well, I have the answers. No, anytime Billy says I have research chemicals, my answer is an automatic

yes. But then he started to get too far into it. He was ordering from a weird place and they cost a couple hundred bucks. I think Billy just likes spending other people's money. So he was just like, can I get your car? Joe Rogan uses them. Oh, well, there you go. Okay, good enough for me. Kind of have to do it PFT. Maybe give me a floater of Ivermectin on there. I'm gonna say PFT, like if we want to stay at the top of the charts, I think you got to take the research chemicals. All right, so I want real talk. I wanted to take the research chemicals, but then Billy said that he would have to inject them into my elbow. So if I can find someone else to inject them, I will squirt whatever liquid Billy gives me into my body. I will inject the chemicals.

Okay, thank you. I'll give you my card. Perfect. You already have the chemicals. So that was a scheme. Wait, so you were trying to give me your old chemicals just so that you could get a new batch for yourself? No, I was actually saying I had big cats card. Oh, okay. So he already bought the chemicals. All right, well, bring the chemicals. I want to see the chemicals. I'll take the chemicals. I will also take the chemicals so that I don't get an injured elbow. Big cats going to preventive preventive energy. Fuck, I'm it's too late medicine. There it is. Before we get to hot seat, cool throne, quick word from our friends at cross country mortgage CCM listens, understands and communicates

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that girl's cow? Terrible. Terrible. It was not a cow. Shoot it. He just said the word move. You've got a nice tan going on right now. Thank you. Yeah, I was enjoying some some clothes lights at the beach as one does. Yeah. But my hot seat is Jay Monahan. Oh, okay. PGA tour commissioner. They're holding an all hands meeting all the PGA players. Can you explain as what as a corporate entity, what does all hands mean? Yeah. Is this a circle back or is this a put a pin in it? I think this is like everyone just says their says their opinion and then they say we're going to circle back and then nothing probably brainstorm. But but I think Tiger's showing up in people but I don't people are acting like that's the biggest deal in the world. They're

like, Oh my God, Tiger's going to be there. I think that is the biggest deal in the world. Do you do you hear these guys talk about Tiger? I know they're obsessed with him. But like what is he going to do? Tiger could right now say I am taking over the PGA tour. It is now my tour. I am commissioner. And there wouldn't even be like a voting process. He could just say that and everybody be like, Yes, Tiger, you are king of golf. He's probably going to sit in front of everyone and be like, Look at me. All you got to do is win like 15 majors and you'll make a ton of money. Yeah. I'm a perfect. I'm a perfect test case for why the PGA tour is the best. The more I think about it though, Tiger could be an advocate of the live tour because like he he doesn't like

women near his car. We know that. That's true. He's had issues in the past. So there's some common ground that cars in general. Doesn't like cars in general. Yeah. Nobody should drive. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Maybe Tiger should be on the board of Tesla. Yeah. That would actually be a perfect fit. But yeah, he's going to like Tiger is going to rally the troops. Tiger's going to get everyone on the same page. That's why I said, Jave, the Monahan was on the hot seat. Like do you think it's going to be rather the troops against J? I don't know anything about J Monahan, but I do know that I feel like a lot of I feel like there's a lot of I feel like a lot of the players have had to talk about the live when they don't want to talk about the live. Like they just want to play golf.

They're not doing it. Yeah. But they're I think they probably do have issues with him because of how of course he's handled the situation, which has made them have to have a perfect, perfect solution. This is what should happen from the very beginning. J Monahan made it his business to kick people off the tour if they played in another organization's event, which is kind of bad to be like you're off the tour. Yeah, it is awesome. But he also overplayed his hand. Yeah. And everyone's like, yeah, okay, you know what? You know, it's better than than winning the Fortnite challenge is getting a hundred million dollars guaranteed. So J Monahan just needs to be like, listen, I fuck this one up. I'm firing myself. And we're going to put like whatever whatever like

hairpiece and glasses that you need to take my position. And we're going to switch it up. And if you play on the live tour, you can also plan the PGA tour. Yeah, that's that's what is going to happen. And he it's a classic case of really overplaying your hand and thinking that you had all the leverage in the world when you actually had zero. Yeah, but Tiger's gonna tie this is good for J Monahan. Tiger is definitely his ace in the hole where he can be like, Hey, Tiger's here. Let's all because Tiger's very pro PGA tour. He turned down 900 million dollars or whatever. So, you know, getting everyone he's important for this entire beat just as important as like Rory being outspoken. They need they need guys to be like, Hey, we're not going.

You know, boost everyone up. Yeah, I feel like you're you think this is like in conjunction with the PGA. Yeah, players against the PGA, not against them, but like more frustrated with the current. Yeah, and they're probably going to like pay us more. And they're like, we're going to try to figure out how to pay you in the travel. Did you see like there's all the all the people all the all the lower tier players that are like trying to make the cut? Like there's the travel where it's like they're going from like the travel schedule makes no sense where they have to go from like Arizona to like, no, what the PGA tour is going to do and then back to California is they're going to put in guaranteed like appearance fee money

where if you show up, you get paid. Even if you don't don't make the cut or if you don't, you know, that's really the big thing is that guys are like, why wouldn't I go take 100 million dollars and have it guaranteed versus having to fight and scratch for every single dollar on the PGA PGA tour every week. If you're in the top 50 or something like that, they'll guarantee you have some reward system appearance like that. Yeah. The bottom line is they they can't just keep going on and losing people to the live tour because that's not sustainable for them. Yeah, we'll see. And then my cool throne SOS cooling and heating. Yeah. And I'll deal the coldest through the coldest throne. That's that's that's nice. That's why I should have been

mine. Damn. Should have won first. So SOS cooling and heating is a cooling and heating company. They did an NIL deal with the coldest Crawford and it's one of the one of the probably the best NIL deal commercials that's come out yet because it's obviously based around your house being the coldest. Yes. Yes. I thought Robert Griffin had a good reaction to he said somebody's going to start naming their kid like DeRose Royce just hoping so that when they get to college they'll get a free Rolls Royce out of it. Not a bad idea. I actually had a Ferrari. Delexus is kind of a good name. Delexus is like a name that I wouldn't. Delexus is already pregnant. Yeah. She's not even born yet. But Delexus I like Delexus. Delexus. Delexus has three time three types of hepatitis

and two types of herpes. Delexus I'm down for Delexus. Okay. All right. Good job. Good job. Great job. Great job. My hot seat is LaVar Ball because there's a new sports dad in town. Fernando Tatis. Yes. He he responded to his son Fernando Tatis Jr. That's wild. Getting suspended for steroids. He said it was a mistake that could have been handled differently. Destroy the image of a player for such a small thing for a situation like this is a catastrophe not just for Tatis Jr. but for all baseball. There's millions of fans that will stop watching baseball. Yeah. Millions. Millions. I for one will not watch baseball without Fernando Tatis Jr. in it. How many people does he think watched San Diego Padres. Yeah. Millions. Let's start there. But

he also he went even more you know for his son. He's going he said they're going to start traveling around Dominican Republic talking to young players about what happened explaining their side. And also he said it was due to a bad haircut. So he got so he says that Tatis Jr. got a bad haircut and then got a fungus from the haircut. Yeah the ringworm. Yeah the ringworm and from the haircut. And then he had to take the steroid that it clearly says that it's a steroid on the front. He's going to take his son on like a worldwide tour educating people like raising awareness about ringworm from bad haircuts. Yeah. I'm just saying the steroid he did use is like an old ass steroid. It's kind of like oh it's it's hot. It's it's been a banned substance since they

invented banned substance in in the MLB in 2003 which is hilarious in its own right that that's when banned substances actually like came on the scene for MLB. But yeah. It's like a cold war steroid. It's Russian in the 60s. East Germans used to use. There's like way better stuff. And it says it on the box. What this is a steroid. The banned substance is literally on the front of the box. This is illegal. Do not take me if you're if you're getting piss test. Yeah. It's tropho tropho bowl. No but no that's the name of the product. But then right underneath it it says clostable which is the banned substance in Neo Missini or whatever. It actually isn't the same. They just sound the same. What. The band the banned substance just sounds like the fungal medicine

but they're not the same at all. Oh so he was saying that he thought that he ordered the fungal medicine and he accidentally sent him steroids. That's a classic mistake. Yeah. It could happen to anybody. Got it. And then David Ortiz had a good take on it too. David Ortiz was like they they just shouldn't suspend him because he's so good at baseball and he's a face of the game. I'm in for that. Yeah that's actually that's that makes more sense than what his own dad is doing. David Ortiz is right. It's like if you're awesome at baseball they should just cover it up. Yeah. They call out the Peyton Manning rule. Yeah come on. Fernando Tartillo said yeah I went to my wife by mistake. And then my cool throne is that'd be funny if you got I don't think he's married.

It'd be funny if you got married just so that he could save a green card wedding. Yeah it's just a player's card. It's a steroids wedding. My cool throne is NFL Blitz. Yeah. You guys mine too. You guys remember NFL Blitz. Well Hank took one of mine too. Hank took my golf one so then I had to audible to NFL Blitz. Now you have to audible. Yeah. And Billy's gonna have to audible to three audibles. Holy shit. This is a big mix up. But yeah NFL Blitz is back. They're they're selling it without the late hits though. What. Which is stopping stupid. Yeah. That's basically selling porn with no nipples. It's it's the NFL. Their statement on it is so funny. The NFL said the NFL was warmed to the idea because NFL Blitz was loved by fans. This is this is one of the reps

from the the actual arcade game. But if they're going to re-release three three of sports video games most memorable arcade adapt adaptations in a new package they had to be cleaned up for modern sensibilities. They said guys if you want to do this you've got to address these issues. The NFL was like NFL Blitz. A video game is too violent. The NFL told them that. Yeah. So I don't know if the NFL knows why people played NFL Blitz so that you fucking swing them around and smash them into the ground. It wasn't for the articles. On this one I'm a big time like go walk go broke guy. Yeah. No one's going to buy NFL Blitz minus late hits. That's the only reason. It's just like a worse Madden. They should Madden's already. It's Tecmo. Did you see the video by the

way of Madden. They were like it was it was like a meme going around. There was like Madden or like Madden gamers. We just want you to fix the game and like update some things. And then it says Madden and it's just a video of showing all the different ways that you can do the gritty for your celebration dancing. That's incredible. It's like you can customize it this way that way. I yeah I think that if anything they should make a new video game that goes the other way where you can play with like guns like guns on the field. You can play as the Sean Watson and the last boy scout and you can like nut on somebody's face to avoid getting tackled. Like go way way way further in the opposite direction. Yeah. People would buy that shit. And it's like Michael Bickett's offensive line which

dogs. Yeah. All right. He's running with like dogs on a leash and attacking people. Yeah. Even Hernandez is a weapon in that game. Yes. Literally by weak mode. It's just GTA. Yeah. I mean this is the kind of game that I would 100 million percent play. I think for as good as as Madden and NBA 2K and MLB the show or whatever like Blitz Slugfest and NBA Street were all better and more fun games. And the fact that they don't want like it's weird that they just like we don't want kids to have that all alternate option of like a fun game of football a fun game of MLB where it's like you can just fucking beat each other up at first. Yeah. The only thing that we wanted. I want I want to play as Richie incognito career mode and like tear somebody's arm off and

then eat it like a turkey leg at a state fair on the field. I want I want the dirtiest possible NFL game and I will play that. It's like they basically like hey here have a part of my cheese steak but no no steak. What do we order exactly. The impossible if we came up with an impossible part of my cheese. Never. I will never do that. Imagine playing as Tim Tebow and like you see an orphan in the stands and you go up and you circumcise it real quick. Yeah. Or a guy dying. Yeah. He's about to he's about to fucking go up into heaven and you catch him and bring him back. Urban Meyer going like career mode on Urban Meyer. Yeah. You basically Urban Meyer on the sideline like the faster you finger the better your team. Yes. Do you your kicker just missed a field goal.

Do you want to slit his throat or kick him in the teeth. Yes. Yes. I mean this is invent this game. I don't think the NFL will sign off on it but we'll just do generic colors. Yeah. We don't need we don't need the NFL to sign off because part of the game will be Roger Goodell like being a complete another dickhead like an actual robot that looks exactly like Roger Goodell will be the commissioner. We'll just do like the Chinese knockoffs like Burt Simpson. You know what I mean. We'll just have all the team names just be a little bit different. That would be great. Denver Broncos. Yeah. There it is. The Washington Commanders. Yeah. So now you're now. Now you're just doing sexual stuff. Yeah. Well I mean we do sex there

put asses in seats. Yeah. All right. My hot seats is well now I gotta think but oh it's the Yankees they suck. They can't score at all. It's fucking I said this on the run down yesterday but the Yankees are so bad I listened to short ports the other day just to hear the misery. Wow that's really bad. Yeah. They were it was awesome. I mean it was it's it's comical. How about they had that clip last night which was so funny that Gary Cole like trying to show everyone in the dugout how he would hit a home run because no one can hit anything. I think they've scored five runs in like the last four games. Is that right. Joey Gallo is just mashing him. What's the what is it right now. How many runs have they scored. I know they got shut

they've shut been shut out two games in a row. Their last six games 0 3 2 2 0 0 and everyone's like John Carlos Stanton is going to fix all this. It's a slump. Yeah. Bad time for a slump. Bad time for a slump. They've given themselves a big question. They're still up 10 games. Yeah. I mean the Blue Jays just keep losing as well. Yeah. That's that's been tough to watch. Yeah. So there's panic buttons out but it's definitely not being hit. All right. Then my cool throne sticking in baseball is Shohei Otani. The Angels lost like one of the most comical games ever. That's it's very hard to see in major league baseball but the Angels had it was 2 2 in the top of the ninth and they got a guy in a rundown going to home and just no one backed up the catcher

which is always so fucking funny. So the catcher threw it to third base and then the guy just ran home. But Shohei Otani has been incredible. He ranks right now third in strikeouts sixth in the RA ninth in batters average against and then as a hitter ninth in OPS fifth in home runs. He's he's incredible and he's just completely lost by being on like one of the more irrelevant franchises in all professionals. I want to send a clear message here to commissioner whatever his name is Manfred. If Shohei Otani gets busted for steroids you shut your fucking mouth. Yeah. You don't say a word about it. You keep that no no no you keep that the most under wraps you actually if that comes across your desk and you see it you shoot yourself in the head. No sure to not tell

if that comes across your desk you make you you're like hey angels we found this you have one you have two options one we say that he did this or two you have to trade them so that we can just get them traded we need them somewhere else. Yeah let's trade them to a major market. I mean it's fucking it's like Anaheim. There's no reason that nobody cares about Anaheim right like they are a big market and kind of they stink Dodgers are the are the big market. I think that's probably the problem but I mean you've got the Mets and the Yankees. Yeah but those those have like history and everything. Yeah it's just New York is like a it's just a big place. It's just weird to me how nobody cares about the angels but it's just universally accepted we're not going to care

about the angels. Yeah I mean I think there's just Dodgers fans then people who live in Orange County are angels fans and it's too nice out to care so it's crazy that they have two of the best players in Major League Baseball and no one gives a fuck about them. Okay Billy go ahead. I had to dig deep for this one but thank god it happened 30 minutes ago there was a huge fight at Patriots camp and people are asking are the Patriots imploding. Oh yeah no I've actually seen that. Billy was it just Patriots camp. Oh are there many many good people on all side tank. No it was Patriots camp. But was it a mixed practice is what he's asking. Was it a mixed practice. Yeah. Oh no Patriots were fighting against me because Bill Belichick had that quote

the other day was like I like Matt Ruhle he's a football guy he loves football. All right other hot seat. Oh no wait but all the ejected ones were Patriots. Yes so the Patriots ejected his own team of course. Okay new hot seat. I did back to school shopping. I think what headline did you read. I think Skip Bayless actually did say like this could be the last year for Belichick. Yeah he also went up Ronnie Jr. which is awesome credit to him. He just extended his career by 25 years. He hates the man's entire bloodline. No one takes no one takes it like when you're like oh I'm gonna take a day off Skip Bayless like no I'm gonna go after LeBron's kids. That's what he says. I mean you have to respect it. I have a hypothetical too what we can get into

later possibly. Why don't we just talk about it. A hypothetical hypothetical hypothetical. It was a hype. It was a hypothetical that I was thinking of last night but it was it was from Draymond Green's wedding. It was Rich Paul and then LeBron Draymond Jason Tatum and Steph Curry. Uh oh. Could that starting five including Rich Paul. Wait. Draymond Steph LeBron Jason Tatum. Jason Tatum and Rich Paul. I'd say yes. Yeah probably. It'd be tough actually. I don't know. Yeah like I was a hypothetical where I was like yeah probably but also. Yeah I don't know. Actually maybe not just because I they would just attack like and how is he going to guard anyone like but then they have LeBron and then you could play four but you could play five on four on the

other end on defense right and Draymond can't shoot so you could play five on three but you're still playing five on three against three first first team all NBA players. I would I think just having LeBron be able to collapse and then kick out to Steph Curry would make it unfair. Would would those guys would those guys be on their respective teams still so it'd be like a clone of them. Yes because I think the Warriors like Draymond versus Draymond and Steph versus Steph. I think maybe the Warriors could beat them. Honestly I think Steph would cook Steph. Who LeBron LeBron Warriors anyone just throw out a name. Kevon Looney lock him down. Fuck him up but then like what you get clay on Rich Paul and you just yeah I mean so that was that

was yeah it was it was definitely a hypothetical but it's like your knee. Yes your knee. Yes because it's still a human being that can play basketball. Kenny. Yeah. Did he how it like really did you play on that. The LeBron High School team. No they met. Yeah you're selling throwback jerseys. He's still a bot and LeBron met him outside. Yeah but my knee jerk reaction says yes but then I'm thinking about it more like you you actually can't like if you put any of us on an NBA court we wouldn't even be able to possess the ball. They would just steal it. I could possess it for like a second. I think if you tried to pass it they would they would be way bigger. I would be good at getting I'd get five seconds every time. I think I could play a little defense. No see you

actually believe I'm saying mine actually thinks that he could Billy's like yeah I'd put the clamps under him dunked on. I know because I was playing too much defense right because we're trying too hard just get dunked on more. Way harder. No I have good lateral movement. I actually think I think that team would beat any team in the NBA. Yeah I do. I just what's the bench look like though. Good question. Leon Rose. That's your best five versus your best five. Yeah all people all other people from that wedding. Skip. No not skip. Steven A. Shannon. LeShannon. LeShannon. All right yeah that was yeah. Okay good high. Alright go ahead Billy. Back to school shopping. Yeah so there's a big debate online right now. You have to go shop for your classes. Oh I hate this. Matt okay never

no no no no no I'm not mad at you. I'm digging deep. I'm digging deep. Yeah no no. Math, science, English, and history those four subjects if you have to buy a you know binder folder or you know notebook for those four subjects which colors you assigned each subject. Okay red, blue, green, or yellow. This is green. This is one of those debates that if you look at the replies everyone has a different answer and you're like yeah of course everyone has a different answer because there's no answer. So it's like one of those Twitter perfect algorithms where everyone starts talking about it and debating it. It's like no one like we're what are we debating. No one everyone's different. No I've got my answer. Right but everyone had their answer. Okay so it's science is green.

I agree with that. Science is green. History is orange or red. It sounds like you don't have an answer. Red's the only one. It's it's the four primaries except it's the three primaries plus three colors. So it's the red. So red. What are the other two colors I have? Blue and yellow. Okay math is blue. Yeah I agree with that totally. And then yellow is what was the other one? English. English yeah there we go. Yeah that's the answer. No I think what are you talking about that's the correct way. Yellow is English. I just nailed it. Exactly. Because yellow is like the the. There's absolutely correct order to put it in. Blue isn't blue far more. Yeah or red isn't red. No no red's history because history is written in blood. No blue is not blue is not history.

History is written in blood. Our planet is the ocean. I hate this so much. A majority of the history of this planet is ocean. Biology. No you're talking about geography Hank. You're talking about geography is blue. Science is green because science is out towards plants. Yeah plants. Science is written in blood. No no history is not history. History is written in blood. The sky is blue. Hank history is written in blood. Science has more but so is science. The outdoors has way more blue than it does green. Blue isn't. Have you ever heard about water dude? No no but biology is the study of plants. So that's green. Science. There's there's fucking water everywhere. That's the that's the earth baby. Well then if you take a water class

then it can be blue. The sky isn't even blue technically it's just how we see it. Here we go. You remember that debate we got into with Ryan Lochte of whether or not the water is blue or the pool is blue. Yeah that's an all time moment. I just I saw it and I was just like I fucking hate I'm out. No you got to embrace debate on these. The dumber the conversation is the more passionately you have to care about. Yeah this is one of those ones where like people like people do regional things like this is called this and it's like yeah and then it's called this here and then it's called that here. People like snow like isn't a big deal like someone from the south and then everyone argues about that. It's like yeah it depends on where you fucking grew up.

Math is blue because chalkboards are blue. Sure I didn't I don't really follow that one but history has never seen a blue chalk. History could be orange but there was no orange option. No they aren't they like grayish greenish. Come out blue to me. All I know is what. No there's their whiteboards now. Yeah I know their whiteboards are red. No no no. Math is written in blood. This chalkboards are not blue. No they're not. They're green. They're green. Yeah they're green or gray. They're not even close. I had like I had black ones too. But when the chalk gets involved it gets bluish. I would just never. I would end up having like one binder. I didn't look at it. Yeah I just. A bunch of different shit in it that I could never find. All I know

is that if you organized anything in school you were a massive loser. Yeah. No you're doing your first day. Yeah. First day I'd be like all right this is the year I'm gonna be organized. I gotta say I'm gonna write my agenda. Now it's just changed to like I'm doing it right now where I'm like this is the year I'm gonna win all my NFL bets. I got a system. I'm just going to school every year. I got a sick ass trapper keeper. This is the year that I'm completely organized. This is my homework to be done and I put it here when I'm done with the homework. Then by week two there's just like papers falling all over the place. Yeah. Yeah. If you ever wondered those kids who just shoved papers in their backpack. Yeah that's me. What they're up to right now. They're podcasting.

Yeah. The only reason I clicked on this thing too was because it said like math was trending. So I was like oh I hope this is one of those situations where. Nerd alert. Well no because I thought it was one of those dumb things where someone like doesn't know the order of operations and people are arguing about like something that is very basic. Pymdoss bro. And then I clicked on it. I was like god damn it I'm in hell. No I. Listen that is that's such a dumb debate that I actually love it. Yeah. I just also just hate. And also shudder at the idea of school. And also I have the correct take on it. So that's always helpful. Billy next one. Cool Throne Hillary Clinton she killed Freya the Walrus. Yeah. She did. Yeah. IP Freya the Walrus went up put her on the hot seat.

No I guess she got away with it again. Yeah. But what's the what's the Walrus got shot. And where Hillary Clinton killed her way. Yeah. Well we first of all Billy joke here. We don't know that it got shot. It definitely got shot. So Freya the Walrus is the new Harambe. Right. So it was. Well. Billy was making a joke about Hillary Clinton. But the story of Freya the Walrus is that it was a walrus that was in this fjord in Norway and it was like climbing on boats and shit and everybody loved it. All the people that live there would go up and like play with it and try to like mess with it a little bit. And then the officials in Norway were like yo this Walrus is getting too close to humans. Please stop getting so close to it. Yeah. The people didn't stop.

And so then the Norwegian officials they just fucking killed the walrus. Yeah. No I saw the story but I didn't. Is there something I'm missing just Hillary Clinton kills people. That's the joke that Billy was making. It's yeah. But Freya the Walrus was fucking killed. We don't know. It said she was euthanized too. Yeah. Which that probably just means that they shot it. Well they probably yeah they shot it with poison or blew it up. Yeah they probably. Yeah Freya didn't hurt anybody. That's three thousand pounds. That's fucking massive. Freya. Imagine Freya playing nose tackle. Actually. Okay. Do you can't run on that. Exactly. Yeah. No. Freya couldn't get. So you couldn't get off the field after a play. Yeah. Okay. Jake.

PFT a little something on your notes. I do. Yeah. Oh. What is it. Booger. Maybe. Maybe soup booger. Jake that was such an alpha move right there. Yeah. In the middle. It's you waited till your turn. I was trying to motion to you. I didn't want to interrupt. I thought you were doing cocaine. Does he has he had it the whole time. I noticed it like five minutes ago. Did I get it. Let me see. Yeah. Shit. Now. So I did this entire episode with a booger. Not the entire because I stopped. That's true fact. Thank you for your service. Fact check. That's just unreal. That's an unreal Jake moment right there. To wait till it's his turn and be like by the way before I get started you look like you guys

were having a debate about colors like you can't interrupt that. Very important debate. My hot seat. I think I talked about this a few months ago but now it's finalized the NBA Christmas schedule. It came out. People are either happy or sad about it but then you realize there's an elite NFL tripleheader the same day. So and they did it the same. What's the what's the NFL or what's the NBA. Bucks Celtics Sixers Knicks Sons Nuggets Lakers Mavs Grizzlies Warriors. That box at Celtics. Yes. But you have Dolph Packard. They like they did it so that each market is fucked by the NFL. I remember I treated that when when the schedule came out. It's genius by the NFL. Yeah. You have Green Bay Miami Broncos Rams and Bucks Cardinals.

That's a very good tripleheader. Wait. So say the say the NBA again. Bucks Celtics Sixers Knicks Sons Nuggets Lakers Mavs. So Cardinals are playing Sons Packers are playing Bucks like they Chris Cross the Dolphins are playing and we aren't playing but yeah this respect continues Rams in the Lakers. Yeah. Yeah. They just fucked it. It's so great. They just like oh here are your top teams that you're going to use for Christmas Day. We're going to stay. Yeah. We're going to steal them. NFL is right. Yeah. So that you think that anyone in the state of Wisconsin is going to be watching the Bucks over the Packers. No. Right. Because it's a regular season game versus going to be what week 15. This will be very important games and their

high caliber did it again. Yeah. And Cool Throne. They got the Bulls. Yeah. This is teasing. I don't like Yonah says he is not ruling out down the line. You never know. Maybe I play for Chicago. Yeah. No. He's teasing me. I don't go completely gone. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I still have a booger right now. No. You're good. I honest. Maybe on the inside. There's no chance he's going to play for the Bulls. He's teasing. I feel like the Bucks fan base and front office can't be happy with that comment. I think they probably are because he's like he's clearly teasing. I'm being teased. We're talking about. I don't like being teased like this. Yeah. It's not nice. So very mean. Yonah's. Fuck you. P.S. he's just picking his nose now. I'm fucking

Jake has me shook. You don't have anything on anymore. But I feel like I have one. I feel like I didn't get all of it. You're good. Thank you. Okay. Let's get to Ryan or so. Extra long. We do a Mount Rushmore with them. We talk. We catch up with them. He's in studio before we do that. PFT. You got a quick word from one of our sponsors. Yeah. One of our favorite sponsors in the world because it's one that we eat and we consume all the time and that we made part of my cheesesteak. It's a delivery and pick up only restaurant brand bringing you craveable cheesesteaks and loaded fries. I'm making a very, very delicious cheesesteak soup tonight. How about that? Cheesesteak soup. Official official official

cheesesteak soup. It's the official food. It's not official but I'm saying you were talking about and possibly doing it earlier but now that you said it on the podcast it's official. Yeah. Check yeah. Check out the IG. Follow me on all social media platforms to watch my cheesesteak soup. It is delicious though. We had part of my cheesesteak on Sunday except for Jake and we all loved it. It was fantastic. What Jake? Jake didn't have any. Oh you didn't have any? There weren't enough. So. Oh yeah. I took one for the team. Wait. So you're lying about lying. I mean. There were enough. There were enough. There were enough to become a store. We were extra. I offered one to become a store and you guys could be under the box. I offered one to

Ursula. They were extra. The guests should take. But he didn't want one because he had already eaten dinner. Yeah. So there was extra diet. Okay. Lean protein only. All right. But Jake is going to have one next Sunday. Right Jake. Of course. You're going to have one next Sunday. I'm going to have two. Yeah. He's going to have two. He's going to have two. We also were talking earlier about doing a Billy food challenge but just timing it and trying to see if he can ever. We got to figure out what the time is of how fast he could eat one. I think I already did that. I think the six inches I did in a minute and five seconds. Yeah. Okay. So we got to do another one. See how many you can eat in 10 minutes. How about that.

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have him in studio. What's the record. What a most recurring guest. Yeah. Probably Linny Dijkstra. No. I think someone actually did the math. I think Whitney was number one and like maybe Mike Portnoy was number two. It was something like that. But you're up there. You are someone has to repull it. I think you're up there. It is Ryan Rocillo. He is in studio. You guys asked me first. I was going to be on the first one ever and then ESPN said no. Oh yeah. That's right. And then Rachel Nichols didn't ask for permission. It just was on it like three weeks later. Yeah. You don't think about that. No but Monty did it too. They didn't say anything to him. No. I don't think about that at all because I remember you guys were like hey we're starting

up a podcast because we're all out in the Super Bowl and we're like we want to have you on first. I was like oh that's awesome. Great. And then I asked one person and they were like oh yeah that'll be cool. No problem. And then it made the rounds and they're like no he absolutely can't do that. And then Chris Long was the first guest. Yeah. Yeah which is actually better. It would be a cool thing to say like if our you know on campus somewhere I get maybe shirts made. But it was also original. It was also the worst interview. It was the worst interview we ever did because we we thought we were so funny that we're not going to do. We did. We were like oh yeah PTI does five good minutes. Let's do four good minutes. And yeah nobody's come up with that joke.

We were literally playing him off before we even asked him a question. It was so bad. We're like yeah but maybe we don't do that. You know what would be a good segment to do at some point with you. Maybe you can remember some of right now but like the worst segments that you ever thought of for your own podcast. Yeah. I mean look the radio show would be way more fun to try to figure out because I remember forever post Van Pelt Kanell and I like my thing with radio shows or podcasts is always like you want to find a way to finish strong. You want to have an element that people are kind of looking forward to. And I always feel like with radio shows we'd be like OK this is the shortest segment of the 12. I want to get the fuck out of here.

It was the segment right. There was radio like almost local nationally everywhere I would listen to the end of radio shows and like the worst segment is always that last one. So try to fix it. And Scott and I did some different stuff and it kind of just worked. And then Danny and I were constantly trying different stuff and it was horrible. We like went over 12 like they just weren't working. Do you ever think about doing bringing back who's the jerk with Sirudy and Kyle. How would that play. See the best part about who's the jerk thing for people who don't know they did it. One of the funniest clips of all time. I'm very proud of it and we're so low and Stanford Steve they did an entire segment that was who's the jerk. And they would basically

just name something that someone in the room does like I remember when you're like it was it Steve Litters all the time. Yeah. Yeah. So it was just it was just basically everyone ripping each other for being an asshole. I mean obviously I can do two different versions of this and there's always one that's extremely long. But I was in this mode of trying to prove to people that I thought I was like good not only as a host but on the creative side of things. And I was always trying to figure out like how can we do something like let's keep trying to do things. And if we fail it doesn't like it's radio. You should fail a million times. You know you should have a ton of bad ideas. Yeah. It's every day you're doing 15 you're doing 15 hours a week.

So I remember we were at A&M for the rematch Manzell against Bama the year after they had gone to Tuscaloosa to beat him. And Scott and I did a show and then I was also doing college game day radio and I remember I don't know we're some like fucking restaurant and we're in the parking lot. I go I have this idea and I go it's going to be really hard to explain. I go but we're all friends right. We're all friends and we travel a lot like I'm with Steve. I was with Stanford Steve more than any other person for like a six year. His wife is probably ranked ahead of me for him. Right. For me it was Steve. And so I go I think it would be really fun if we just call each other out for every shitty thing that we have about us and then do it for the audience

and just let the kind of questions fly. And we set it up as like a question thing of like do you do this or why do you do this or what do you think of these things. And no one got it. Right. Everybody's immediate like what are you talking about. It's the airing of grievances. Yeah. Yeah. It's like who's the jerk. But it wasn't necessarily that it was just trying to come to some conclusion that also worked for the audience. And so then I explained it to my father and he was like that's one of the worst ideas you've ever had because you know it's kind of like in college one time we decided to just say and I think I've shared this with you before but one day seven or eight of us in a room were like all right let's all tell each person what we say about them behind

their back. Yeah. I love it. This is this is also my buddy who you've met in Chicago. He does the trick at bachelor parties when we're all drunk and he takes out like a big piece of paper. He's like the bachelor rank us as friends. I love that. It's the most awkward thing ever. It's so funny. I love it because I think it just keeps us all sharp. We need more of that kind of stuff. And so that was by the way a horrible idea. So my dad was like look you know you and you don't necessarily love being fucked with and he's like Scott doesn't exactly seem like a guy who loves to be fucked with and he's like Stanford Steve kind of just rolls with punches doesn't give a shit as much. He's like if you do this and you do it live on the air where you start basically being like why

do you do this or what do you like it's going to be really bad. So then it was like off the table and then I kind of brought it back again. And Scott's like why do you want to do this. Do I do stuff. You guys want like then it started turning to like an insecure thing. Right. So I go all right fuck it. And then somebody else was like hey let's change it this way. And then I got really weird about it. And then Scott's like hey it's fucking who's the jerk. This isn't the Mona Lisa like relax. Right. Creative guy. And so then we did it and it was hilarious like Stanford Steve was like who hates you more men or women Ryan. Yeah. And I was like wow Steve. I was like that's a tough one. Yeah. I was like probably at first men longer term women. And then Scott we I forget

we were like what is it. What is it about you like when you travel and it isn't going your way. Do you think you're fun to hang out with. There's something I don't remember word for word. And then the Stanford Steve one I just straight up was like why do you litter. And you told the story like he just throw he just throw shit outside of the car. Is he like throwing a cup out of the window like a full styrofoam cup. I think littering is like one of the most fucked up things you do. Yeah. Well I don't know why because it's super solvable. Right. It's just don't throw just keep it in your car for a little bit longer. There's going to be a trash can at some point. I promise you

they have them everywhere. Yeah. A lot of places a lot of states out. He got a lot of blowback. He said that he had a lot of people being like dude you litter. Because we were we were in the car for game day and you know he he always drove and I think he like threw a piece of gum in and then just took the wrapper and rolled the window down. And I was like what the fuck. That's such old school. That's like 1970s. Yeah. Seriously. I was like that's like back of the school bus like I threw something out of the window and I'm like you actively it took you more effort to litter than it would have just thrown on the fucking floor. Like are you serious. It probably feels cool though to like

throw something big out of a window. I would imagine like Ron Burgundy throwing a burrito. Yeah. Just like a full bag of combos out the window. And I was just so like what the fuck. I'm friends with a guy that does this and all the other stuff that we all do that we would probably like to be better at or just eliminate from our game in general. But yeah he doesn't litter anymore. But it you're like the who's a jerk is genius because it is true like when you're together will be on trips and stuff and people will always ask like you guys ever get in fights and we actually like honestly have never gotten in a real fight. You guys have never gotten in a real fight. Not a real fight. But what will happen. What will happen is and it happens

every trip where it's like we'll be at the end of the trip and we'll just be sitting in an Uber all the silent because we're like yeah it's time for us to all just be alone for a minute. But we have that level of awareness where we know that if we're going to talk to each other we're going to we're going to get into like little minor little arguments that will turn into something bigger. So our way to get around that is to just bring Billy around. Yeah. And that way we get all of our aggression out on him. And so that way it's like me and Big Cat are still a team. Right. We have Billy to shit on. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's very helpful. I have never. Yeah. He seems to fill the Mario Chalmers role. Yeah. Yeah. He is on the show. Yeah.

Yeah. That's pretty crazy. You guys have never fought. It's funny because I was just out in the hallway talking to one of the guys about SVP and Rosillo and I said the funny thing about that show was like a lot of people think I got the show because I was his friend and he just liked me on the air. We weren't friends at all. And then we became friends because of the show and to be in a room with a guy four hours every day for six years. We didn't have five fights and maybe the three or four that we had. We had two that were pretty good. They're both definitely my fault because I was like sort of being like that was my own shit of being insecure of being there and kind of having this platform and knowing nobody wanted me to have it. And you know sometimes

we just build up. But I always feel great. Like I've seen radio shows where guys fucking hate each other. Oh yeah. I mean like at the end like Mike Mike at the end that 30 for 30 they're like they literally did not speak to each other unless it was on air. They would sit down in silence and then the light would turn on. They would talk do a show and then walk away in silence which is nuts. That's nuts to me. Like that's such a level of and I wait did I say Mike and Mike. Yeah. Oh I didn't mean Mike and Mike but also them because I was like there's a 30 for 30 for Mike and Mike and the mad dog. Yeah. Yeah. They were Mike and the dog. Yeah. There was a story that came out. Mike and Mike. Mike and Mike wouldn't talk to each other. Yes. Yes. So both. So I guess

the the key is to just not have a mic. That's a good way. If you're a program director listening right now don't hire me. Watch out. I fight with Hank but I've never I think PFT has as well but I think PFT and I always have like a a good understanding of like we're we're in it together like we are like it's just we always have a relationship man. I mean it's it really is. I mean without the sex usually for most shows. Yeah that's why we have Batgirl. So people thought that me and PFT were maybe we we kiss. We kiss every year on his birthday when it turns into my birthday we kiss but that's just something that's more of a ritual. That's a tradition. That's not. There's no sexual. I think they do that in Greece. Isn't it cool when people do inside jokes in your face.

Yeah that I can't even explain. I don't even like know what to say anymore. Yeah I know. I know. I saw some of the Batgirl stuff and I just kind of gave up. Yeah I don't think I know what they're doing. I don't know what you were doing. You'd be dumber if you found out the origin behind it. Yeah just roll with it. No I did appreciate reading some of the stuff because it was like why is it always the female heroes. Right. And it was like is that what it is. Yeah I don't think that's what it is. Yeah DC just 890 million because they're like you know what. I mean it hates to be that guy but it sounded like a tax motivation. Yeah let's just let's not let the broad on the big screen. Yes. All right so you were just every time I say something looks around like oh my god

I got you I save you. No no I know a guy who actually uses the word broad and I'm like Jim quarantine. But I just feel like do you see me like any broads out tonight. For the dames. That's like Pete Rose's quote. Did you see that the other day. A reporter asked like he went out for the Phillies because it was like the 50 year anniversary or whatever it was and they're like a reporter was like hey are you going to comment about the sexual misconduct allegations against you and he's like I'm here for the Phillies I'm here to like celebrate this so why don't you like mind your own business babe. He said babe. What do you think you were going to get from Pete Rose. Nothing I never expect anything from him.

I always you know I don't know what we do in Pete Rose. Yeah I tell you what let's ask Racillo all the questions that we get asked. Yeah but we'll just redirect them towards him. Who's the best interview interview you've ever had Ryan. You know it's actually I shared this on the podcast but the Bill Russell interview that I did in the first year I was ever on the air was one of the coolest things I've ever done because I was nervous as shit. I couldn't believe we only got him because we were promoting some other thing that his handler was doing so it was he never did anything. Right. And so really nervous. I'm doing a morning show with a couple other guys in their 20s. We barely have any hours under our belts doing this

radio show and somehow we end up with an interview which was crazy to begin with and as soon as the host introduced him he stopped us and interrupted us and we're like fuck like this is going to suck. He's going to be like who are these idiots. He's going to be Korean and he goes if you're going to introduce me instead of Hall of Famer an 11 time champion I would appreciate it if you introduced me and like I don't know as captain of the Boston Celtics. Oh and I was like oh well yes. Yeah so that one's always because it was so early and it was a big deal and I thought you were going to say Brandon Marshall. Well the other one I'm probably most proud of that Brandon Marshall interview for those that don't know we were pitched Brandon Marshall the receiver.

It was confirmed by everybody. We were good to go. I opened up the Zoom and I'm like that's not Brandon Marshall and what it was but it was but it wasn't and I'm immediately like double checking an email and I'm going what the fuck are you going to do right now. Who is this. And I'm like what's up man. And he's like hey how's it going. And I was like all right cool. And I'm like I can't go on the Zoom chat and I'm trying to like message Saruti being like or Kyle. I think it was just Kyle at that point. And I was like what. And so as the first question you can go back and say we left it up because I was like fuck it. I was like what's up man. What are you been doing. Hoping to find some sort of common ground with his answer of what he's been doing.

Because I'm trying to like why would I have a different Brandon Marshall that he would think he's like hey I'm doing one of these sports podcasts tomorrow. Like why does he think this is okay. Right. If this isn't like something's going on. And then I actually did remember I'm like oh I think he's that Denver guy. I kind of like their line back. Yeah I like their linebackers at you. But I still I mean you guys know how this is. Like if you let your head get fucked with in the process you can make it way worse. Oh yeah. So now I'm like you may think it's the Broncos linebacker but now you're so screwed up because you can't believe that somebody confirmed this. And then as he was answering I'm checking the email and I was like no it's actually the receivers confirmed

on the email from the person. So by the third question I finally like pieced it together. And then Kyle was like what do you want to do with that interview. And I go leave it up and then we'll tell everybody what happened. Yeah. It was great. I was actually proud of my yes. Yeah. Yes. What else do we get. Oh what's Dave Portnoy like in real life. Is he the same guy or Teddy bear. I haven't I haven't hung out with Dave in a long time. But I met Dave. I met Dave with McShay. So I had McShay in studio in O3 because I was reading all of his war room stuff when he was still with sporting news. So we were about the same age. We're both living in Boston. McShay and I you know pretty quickly hit it off and then he came up to

the studio to do some in studio stuff with us and he brought Portnoy and he's like hey this is my buddy Dave and I was like hey what's up dude. And he's like yeah I do varsity sports and I was like oh that pamphlet you guys hand out. He's like well it's not a pamphlet. It was like immediately he was all seized up like fuck this guy and and then they they actually did some radio stuff from the place which is another like old story. And you know so I've actually known I've known I mean we're not like you know I'm obviously a lot closer with Billy. Yeah yeah how much does Big Cat make. Good question. You know what's cool for you guys is nobody really has any idea. No we're just ESPN we all knew what every single one of us made.

And I remember one time like somebody asked me like what's your goal. I go I want to walk to the cafeteria at ESPN and have every other on air person motherfucker my contract. Yep. I was like that's my goal. Yeah this company. Yeah. I want everyone here in the salad bar to be nice to me and then when I walk away I'd be like I can't fucking believe what they signed or so low for. Never happened. Never happened. Who was that one guy at ESPN because I think we get it mixed up occasionally. Was it Polian or was it Mac Brown that used to go to all the like little kiosks where they sell candy. He thought it was free. He thought it was free the whole time nobody ever stopped me would just take candy bars. I believe I'm to blame for that mix up because I think I've

told it both ways. OK maybe it's both of them. I wouldn't be shocked. I wouldn't be shocked if Lou Holtz was in the mix on that one too. Yeah. Because all the stuff was just there but it was monitored by cameras and then somebody realized either Mac or Pol I think it might have been Mac. I think Polian's got bigger. He's got more room in his pants. He just wear those giant cackies. Polian was one of my favorite guys ever. Like when we did an ESPN draft of putting together your best like seven on seven team of all the guys that played quarterback receiver or whatever O-line and we talked Polian into doing it with us for two segments. It's the most annoyed I've ever seen anyone ever for a radio interview because we'd be like canals like hey I'm still on the

board and pulling be like no. That's fucking incredible. What other questions do you guys get all the time. How much do you make per episode. Yeah. We so that's the thing. That's the thing. I don't see your salaries. I always see 75,000. Well we told people that people believe it. I signed a new contract in June and I thank you. By the way you didn't tweet out anything about that. Well I did. I normal. I addressed it on the street. Yeah. It's pretty standard like I didn't want. I didn't want to put anything out about it but then I found out that somebody was snooping around. They were going to write an article. So I said OK I'll just say it on here and we'll get the clicks for it. So wait you said how much you made on the podcast. No I do. Yeah. I make three

board apes per episode. Yeah. And then I get a slurp juice to go along without which you can then use to create a new ape. I'm still doing 75,000 an episode. Yeah. That's saying USD currency. Yeah. But that's what it makes now. Yeah. Because inflation. Thanks Biden. No. I think he's doing his job. Biden. I'll just say this and I really wish I'd hand a little bit. I love you. I love you so much because we could ask a question a joke and you'll be like well. Yeah. I'll give you an answer. I don't like any politicians. I really don't. Like I think something's wrong with you if you want to be. I agree. And so if I am critical of like a Republican someone would be like oh typical fucking ESPN whatever. Like when I got arrested Fox News was so fired up.

These are like shithead liberal ESPN guy. That was like wait a minute. Is that's what's happening to me like Fox News is excited. Yeah. Because of this and then on the other side like I'll see other dumb shit that is left and I'm like that's fucking stupid too. So I just I'm not a huge fan because you know here's like this is actually something I've talked about before but like there's a huge lesson in the Sam Henke run with the Sixers. All right. Let's go. I like this. We are talked to in the way that we apparently prefer to be talked to. Yep. All right. And so when you see politicians searching for the most vanilla answer that's like the least offensive to either polar you know like you're like yeah we can say like we don't like to be talked this way

but we actually do want to be talked to this way. Yeah. So where Henke was unapologetic and he's like yeah I have fucking guys that we could cut from the G League playing on this team like whenever anybody does like would Kentucky beat. I think the best Kentucky team with like five lottery picks would have beaten one of those tanking Sixers teams because they had they had one point like eight guys in the roster that had never played more than 500 NBA minutes and since he was so unapologetic about it and didn't do like the Carlos Boozer one year 13 million that other teams had done or put guys out of position he was just like I'm making sure I'm giving myself the best chance and he didn't massage the message at all that that to me is

always this like really important message that because he didn't play the game with us we got more mad at him. Yeah. He definitely could have done it and done it a different way been better with the media been more open pretended he wasn't really doing it even though everybody like teams are tanking but we don't want to be told it. Right. It's fucking crazy. Right. And that's why like it to me is a is a clear relation to how politicians talk to us like we can all say all these guys are phony and I hate it and it's like yeah but if they told us how they really felt about shit it'd be bad. We would lose our minds. Yeah. So you know I don't whenever anybody jokes about the political shit you know post everything that happened I did a bad job a couple years ago.

I would be like I'd love to talk about it but I there's no point. There's no point really because everyone assumes. Yeah. And look like when I was at first when I first was ESPN so it's 06 there was a sign up in the radio department that said if what you're talking about is not interesting to an 18 to 45 year old male stop talking about it. That's dudes rock. All right. And you know for the old rules it's like why would you talk about religion or sports talk show. Why would you talk about politics. Now people could say hey this is more important. This is more important than sports. Well no shit. All of this stuff is more important than sports. Right. But you know what like they don't talk about sex trafficking on MSNBC. Right. Because that shows about money. Yeah. Those shows

are about finances and all this other stuff. Is it as important as some of these horrible things that happen. Of course it isn't but that's not what the job is. So that's where I think like again this is sort of expanding a much bigger deal. I'd love to talk about some of the stuff but I know I can't win no matter what I do and now I know I've been kind of placed in the box anyway. But but you're right. Like the important part you know we'll have things will happen in the world and people will like be like why didn't you talk about this on the show. And it's like well I think people come to the show to hear non serious stuff because everything is more serious than sports. Yeah. If you tell me this is more I would agree with you every time all of these

things are more important than sports but it's not it's not really I don't know. Look everybody can do the job however they want to do it. Yeah. Yeah. So Biden what B plus what are we saying. I didn't have a guy DM me the other day who was like how come you guys have an address Hunter Biden's laptop. It's OK. OK. Sounds like that's all you want to hear anybody talk about all the time. Check out their timeline and it's just a bunch of retweets about Hunter Biden's laptop. I don't think you know way more than I do. To me it would be like if I like somebody had a you know they do their sports show or whatever and then I found out about their politics. I don't know what I'd be like. Oh my god. But people you know look people get really really

passionate about it which I completely understand. But I don't really know. I think I've kind of learned a little bit more or less a couple years like this will happen. I'd be like I've got this segment in my head. I've got this 10 minutes and it'll be killer. I'm like I just don't know if there's that many wins in this. Right. I feel like it's even the scope is narrowed even further than if it's not interesting to an 18 to 45 year old male don't talk about. Now it's like if it's not about NFL football. Right. Don't talk about it because it can be March. It can be April. It can be any month. And it's like well if you just power rank quarterbacks in a certain division then that's going to do better ratings than anything else. Who won the draft for an entire month.

Yeah. Is is that's a good question. We'll get more clicks than NBA. And I know you love the NBA but and I love the NBA. NFL drives. NFL drives everything we're doing if you're not doing the NFL. You know look it was very clear even at ESPN and even now like I probably I'm not going to say probably I'll just be I like college football more than the NFL. I'm starting every Monday show with the NFL. Yeah. It just doesn't you know the joke used to be rather you do an average NFL segment on ESPN radio than a really great NBA one. Yeah. The NBA is kind of this weird thing where it lives in this this awareness that's probably I mean the NBA Twitter thing is like perfect that exists on Twitter because in the moment it can feel like it's the most important thing that's

happening and you're like yeah but this isn't always a really good reflection of what actually happens. And then you see the top 50 most watched games obviously I don't really care. It was literally like game six of the NBA finals was like 48. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. Like Monday night football week 12 was a top 50 watch thing just because that's what people do. I do think the way they're packaged you know plays into that a little bit more to you know just the limited limited product. I guess the best way to go ahead and talk about it. But yeah I mean I think some of the NBA stuff that's fun because it's all soap opera which is perfect for what we do. I don't know that the NFL has as much as that but it just it's never really seemed to matter.

Like you look at all the numbers you can look at all of it and it's like hey you know hammer hammer hammer as much as you can do NFL. I'd probably rather talk about all the bullshit with college football because I just think it's a little bit more fun. It is. Rankings like as much as everybody freaks out about it. It's fun. I have fun trying to project like oh what would happen if this or that or how's the committee going to feel or wow the committee hates this or they like this. Like that to me is a little bit more of the NBA soap opera. Yeah. One of my favorite things to do and it sucks because on Twitter now if you like argue on Twitter it's you're mad but one of my like I look forward to it every year is just on Monday or Tuesday getting on Twitter

and just firing off college football takes and letting people argue about it and like going back and forth for 10 tweets with some dude about some some team schedule because it's fun. I like doing it. You're like arguing with somebody you don't know about college football. It's one of my favorite things to do. It's so much fun because it's like you'll never agree but it's fun to do. I'm in. Yeah. We'll start doing it. Yeah. I'm going to undercut you. Yeah. Just fucking do it. Where are we at with Chris Paul. People want to know because like it's you know you had a you had a summer to go away. I feel really good. Yeah. Armed with the latest information I feel really good. COVID. I didn't say it. What is what is that latest information. The whole team had COVID.

Did he give the whole team COVID. Well he's a great assistant man. How many points do you think COVID is worth because they lost by 40. So 19. Yeah. COVID 2020 COVID or 2022 COVID. 2022 COVID. How many. Yeah. Not as many as 2020. Yeah. No this this COVID is not I'd say like at the out at the onset it's worth. Could 2022 COVID play in 2020. It was differently. 2020 was playing against grandmothers assistant plumbers. Yeah. I want to ask you something. Okay. Would you rather be built different or one of one. Oh good question. Can I do a third option. Can I be him. Could you leave first take with that. What about that dude. Yeah. I'd like to be him. I'd like to be him. Are those the four one seeds that dude. Well I feel like that dude and him are a little overlapping. I think we

could come up with a fourth built different one of one him or yeah he is have a dog in you. Yeah that's hot right now. It's hot now. I don't think it's a long term one seed. Flash to the pan because here's the thing like a lot of people throw around. Well you can say goat is the fourth one. Go throw away throw on goat for everything. No that was actually segmented did work on the radio show that canal deserve more credit for it was this week's it was go to the week and so and everybody like you know somebody tweeted goat at me and my birthday and I was like take it easy. I'm doing all right. That's also tricky because you could if you talk to somebody that's older than let's say 45 when they hear goat they think oh bad that's like

somebody that fucks up. Yeah that's good. That's good because when I think about one of one that's getting thrown around a lot. Yeah it is like you know you six seven you're pretty good score. Yeah there's a bunch like the elephant man is one of one. Yeah yeah there's a a lot of one ones. I think I'd rather be built different because that implies that like God specifically set some time aside when he's working on me. This is my passion right here. But I'm going to make I'm going to make this guy a scooter. Yeah I'm going to make this this guy exactly five eight and one eight. People like to throw around built different one like they go to the gym at five a.m. that's built different. You know I think he is I think he is him or being him

is pretty strong right now. I know I think that's a really strong one seed. I just don't know that fourth one if I'm super passionate about any of our options so far. Yeah. But yeah it's a really it's smart PFT really good observation because it's it's the goat has been watered down. The correct answer is secretary. Yeah. Best horse of all time. Yeah. Best athlete of all times. Heart was bigger than everyone else. 1999 sports century. I was 36. The other day I watched secretaries triple crown races. Oh really. Yeah I did. How was that. How was the rest of the day. It was electric. It was the best day of my life because that that third race that he had. Yeah incredible. And then what you can actually do though with the triple crown is you can you can

imagine what the other horses would have ran against them like some of the other old time grades. I think the closest second would have been like a full second and a half behind secretary. It might have been American American Faro was insane. It was a great horse. Yeah. I saw American Faro breeders when he beat everyone. This isn't a bit. We're doing this. No I did. Yeah. Tell me why is not today. So I don't I know that. Yeah. Are you saying secretaries overrated. Are you. This is fucked up. I don't know how I feel about it. Okay. That's okay. That's a good past three years. Yeah. Pass on by the way. Pass on. You're waiting for all the facts to come out about secretary. And by the way Biden still has some time. Yeah. Maybe he's he's just rounded the

first quarter in. What if has anybody ever had to take like secretary was definitely on steroids. No they they saw his heart. It was double the size of a regular horse. But isn't that a side effect. Yeah. I don't know. I just steroid make your heart. That was like the Lance Armstrong thing. He had cancer. What do you take steroids. What are you an asshole. Kind of maybe. All right. So you were in Europe. I was highlights. You didn't you. Are you avoided the Chris Paul question very nicely. Like are we going. Let me read you brought it up again. Are you going. Are you going hard back into Chris Paul this year. Or are you going to keep your distance hoping things go different even though they've never

gone different for him. You know it's tough. This was a tough one. That game seven was so bad. I had such a bad time and I had to do a podcast like literally right after and everybody listened to see how depressed I would be. It was so bad. I was like you know you're sitting there like what do you want me to say. Like I'm an asshole now. Like I guess so. So you know look man I really think Phoenix should have done a better job. My whole goal would have been if I were the Phoenix Suns to get him some kind of combo guard that if you're not just to back up his minutes but to like relieve some of the stress of whatever was going on. Yeah and they didn't do that of course. They couldn't sign a big guy two years ago. So I was a terrible terrible owner and you

know they went through this whole Deandre eighton thing to be like hey you want to just fuck with this guy and then match save a mill or two. Right. That was so pointless because they were like oh you don't think you're going to you know whatever they shaved a year off. So I actually think they and it's all really disarming. It's not James Jones. So unfortunately I don't think you know I think they should have tried to figure out a roster wise to to help him and I really don't feel like they did. Okay. So I'm a little worried about it and I think the words are going to be even better. Oh yeah. I like that spicy. What about Kevin Durant. Is that still in the picture for the Suns. I gotta tell you I love I love him but he's making it tough to love him lately. He's

really I've I've gone the entire I used to be baby back bitch Durant then I completely flipped when it's like no this guy's pretty cool like he responds to people on Twitter. He is kind of unapologetically him and this last one is tough. It's tough to sign a four year deal and then be like fire everyone that I hired. It's tough. Yeah. Those guys didn't want Atkinson around because they didn't want to be coached. So then they decided hey let's bring in Steve Nash. So he'll just have the perfect demeanor perfect personality. He's not going to push these guys and now they don't want him and then it's like so wait Sean Marx is a guy when you you basically were like hey signed Deandre Jordan who shouldn't even have gotten the contract but he got the buddy

deal. Yeah. And so you're getting everything you want and then you still want everybody fired. Yeah. Here's here's how it's summed up. Just play in the fucking basketball games. Yeah. Maybe things will work out. Yes. Okay. They're really good. This net story. I've had it. Like Kyrie people finally found out what happened here. They were still going to give them the max. Yeah. And they just wanted a games played stipulation. Yeah. He's like now man can't control you can't can't control me. But do you mind playing right or any way if you give you this four year extension you just we're going to play in more games. And so I have no sympathy for any of those guys whenever I see anybody on TV being like well you know they could have done a better job with their

by level exception. I'm like stop fucking talking. It's about one thing. The guys don't play in enough games and if they did you're right. Yeah. This team would actually be pretty good. Really good. Stephen Smith had the all time take of like when Russia invaded Ukraine. I didn't know if Kyrie Irving was going to go play basketball that day because it wasn't just been too much for him to deal with that the time. I'll tell you what Stephen A. on the Kyrie stuff has been unbelievable. It's it's really a magnum opus. How do you feel about Stephen A. Smith taking off the entire month of August with a shoulder injury. He's back this week. If there was time you're going to take time off in August. You can't take time off at ESPN during the fall. We just covered college football

and like even for me to like right after college and Super Bowl it would be like right into NBA trade deadline right in a March madness right into the NBA playoffs right into the draft right into free agency. The six weeks that you get to take off when you're on air are the last couple weeks of July and as much as August as you can. So you know the guy works you know for any shit that people want to give Stephen A. because you know you're just out there in the pop you know spotlight long enough. I would not give him a shit because that guy says yes to everything. Yeah. He works his ass off. He is him. Yeah. So I don't I mean I'm not going to I'm not going to get on his case for taking off the time when ESPN is like go reset take this time off be ready

to go week one and a fell and then that's a straight run until you know the NBA finals. Yeah. I mean that's again another perfect example of like I was asking you a question that was like kind of a joke and you're like well I'll actually give you a great detailed response of why it is appropriate. I'm taking this really seriously. I appreciate that. Yeah. So I was at a rooftop party and I was like I can't drink. PMT. Yeah. Let's do it. You got any commentates commentator which sport. Oh good question. Football. Soccer. I don't. I don't. I tell you though. I like Italy this year. I like soccer but I don't care about it. Yeah. That's where I'm at. I used to hate it. Oh I care about the World Cup. That's the only thing I do care about. Are you going to pick a team or roof

or Italy. I think Italy. I think this is Italy's year. Are you Italian about America. I'm like one percent Italian. I mean I know I think Italy's just too good. Like they've got Chiesa. They've got this is it's all setting up to be Italy. Yeah. He sounds good. I'm rooting for America. Yeah. Yeah. I think I will too. They're my second team behind behind Italy. I'm going to root for Iceland. Are they in it. Nope. I don't think so. Soccer is the sport for research on that. Yeah. Jason research. I've always said soccer is great because it's sometimes you wake up on a Saturday or Sunday morning before like real sports start. You just want to see a ball move around on grass like when you're hung over on a Saturday. Just put it. It's nice. It's a nice aesthetic.

Oh that group H group death. Yeah. I don't see Iceland. No I don't think so. I got to tell you you want to talk about overestimating someone's interest in your European travels. The Chris Long Big Cat text thread. Oh really. No I mean I was out too. I said you guys. Yeah I felt bad about that one. It was great week. Oh you did go to Iceland. I did. Yeah. I just got back from France. I went to Iceland. This is I'm still kind of an ESPN mode. I listened to the podcast. It was fantastic. Brian did on his show a full detail of his Iceland travels and it was I've never heard a podcast like that and it was fucking hilarious. Thank you. Yeah. That was that was a sincere compliment. Would you think the blue lagoon

made it the last day. All right. I got to tell you. It's a great question. Great question. This is another question I was expecting a serious answer to. So the thing about the blue lagoon. It's got that in the clay right. You smeared on yourself. Did a whole whole breakdown of it because I saw the pictures and I'm like what is this. And it was like the last day I ended up as you listen to the podcast. I couldn't find a hotel room on the southeastern side by the glacier. So I had to drive another five hours that day and I was like fucking I'm just going to go back to Reykjavik. And then I had like one day of not driving. It was like the best. I was like OK this is cool. Like I'm not driving just hanging out in cities

pretty small. And so the last real day I go you know what I do. I'm going to head towards the lagoon and then I can come back in the town whenever none of that was relevant. Probably cut it off. So you see this blue water and it's like in these black lava rocks. You're like is this really like this sick. Is it going to be this cool. And it's this runoff from this geothermal plant. So then you're like wait is that. And I'm like I guess it is cool. Like I would imagine at this point they would have realized it wasn't safe. Right. And it apparently is. And so then I look on the website for how to book it. And it's like sold out for two months straight. Like no chance. I'm like OK but one of one. Yep. That's the great thing about traveling by yourself.

Does get a little lonely. But you can usually just show up to a lot of places and go. Hey it's just me. Although in France and I would put one other European country that they're almost so offended you're by yourself. You're like wait you waited to come to this really fancy restaurant and you're going to fucking sit here by yourself. Like don't give him ice when he wants his check. Never give it to him. Really bad about this right. Right. No because there was a place there was a place in Nice like the last night I went to dinner. I looked up this Italian place and I was like oh this is the best Italian place in Nice. I'll go. And the guy brought me like large croutons instead of bread. I was like are you guys serious with this. Is this normally how the bread is handed out to

people. And I like broke it apart like a piece of fucking Egyptian lore. And the guy was like watching me break. He was like oh that's stale. Yeah. And then he was like how's the meal. I go pieces phenomenal. I go the meatballs are frozen. Aren't they. And he was like yes. Okay. You have your answer. Yeah. The second part. All right. Back to the blue. Good sir. This is the question was is this your handwriting. So I walk in and it's packed. And I was like I'm not getting in here. Walked up. There was a $75 package. $125 package. $500 package. And there was no one in line for the $500 package one. And I go up and I was like can I just get one. She's like you by yourself. I was like yeah. She's like it's like a heated bath. You're just gonna walk around by yourself.

It's a couples massage. Yeah. I was like you know my hot tub rule. There's kids in the hot tub. If you don't go in. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Old people and kids if they're already in there I don't get in the hot tub. I was like no I think it's just going to be me. She's like OK well you have to shower first. I'm like yeah. Like I love showering. We're good. Like I think she was a little thrown off. Like what's this guy's deal. So the credit card went through. So we're concerned. She just let me go through roll in. And as I'm watching everybody I'm like is this a huge scam. It's just this big hot tub. Right. There were all kind of in but I guess that's silica or whatever it is you start wiping it on you. I took a shower later that day after work out. No big deal. So I ripped

it. And after I showered I still had that shit all over my body. Like I could just sort of feel it. Yeah. So yeah it's pretty cool. And then you're like different spots. It gets hotter. You're like wow it's just randomly hotter in this area because of nature. Huh. Yeah. And I went up to the side sat by myself and a lot of people looked at me like stay away from that. What did you rate it on on Google. Did you give it like I love those when I did when people like rate the Grand Canyon on Google. They give it two stars. Yeah. It's not that grand line was kind of busy. Oh you went July 4th. Yeah. Yeah. Like I looked up Saint-Tropez and it said something like unfortunately not as many affordable food options like you went to Saint-Tropez. Yeah. Right.

You realize where you went. Right. Maybe the most expensive place you could go in Europe. And you're mad that there weren't more like burrito specials like fuck like that's that's a you problem. Yeah. I gave it. I think I rated it pretty high. And I said go to the Premier line and then just say you don't want that one. And then you cut everybody which I don't really like line cutting but in that time I think it was justified. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Let's do before we do the Mount Rushmore. I have one last question. I have one for you guys. Okay. All right. The row back question R H O B A C K dot com use code take for 20 percent off your first purchase Q zips hoodies polos row back dot com promo code take for 20 percent off your first purchase.

Give us your hottest NFL take before the season starts. Team player whatever you want. What are you thinking. No man I was not prepared for this. You got something you're thinking about. Simeon replaces fields. Oh. That's hot. You don't want to go with Nathan Peterman. No I just got Peter man on there. I'm just trying to fuck with me. Story's not done with Peter. Yeah. I'm telling you that guy. I actually wouldn't mind him just putting together a couple. He became like the absolute like this guy's got a job. You know if I were one half. Yeah. Like we're all about mental health awareness except for Nathan

Peter. Just shit on him. Yeah. It's true. Very true. Like hey you know here's my Instagram page. It's about yoga and mental awareness and but fuck Nathan Peter. So I have a question for you guys. Yeah. All right. So as I'm walking around Southern Coast and I'm looking at everybody and I go obesity doesn't seem to be an issue here. And nieces is a melting pot. You look at it historically. No PFC knows this is very Italian influence and Ramos right down the street. Barcelona six hours away. Billy knows. And so every day was like barata. Ham. Prejute whatever we would call it. Baguette every every day out of just out of the woodwork

and the bread really is that good. You just get a piece of bread walk around all day. It's so good. I randomly got stuck at this lake because I couldn't find an Uber out of there and some guy saw me walking like up a cliff with my luggage and he pulled over and was like do you want to ride. And I just was like yeah sure I guess so but he wasn't going that far. But I looked down and in the storage of his back seat was just a loaf of bread. Fuck yes. Just instant sauce. So all right pizza fries. I don't like the way the French do the French fry thing though at all. They just like it's almost like rice like sushi rice is just around. Yeah. And then they give it to you. Right. No we cook them. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm

looking at everybody vaping. There's babies sitting at these tables. Just cigarette smoke right in their face. I can't imagine. I don't know what the vaping stuff. I don't know the signs behind it. Drinking. You're like what's the life expectancy expectancy. The US compared to France. OK. So US is what like 77 79. The one I the one I found. Oh oh age. Yeah. Very good. Very good. It's it's like 79 to 82. OK. Male female. I think I have an answer for this too. By the way. Where do you think the United States ranks among the 190 countries that I have in front of me on life expectancy in the world. I'm going to guess 19. I was going to say like more in the 40s. 49. Wow. I was almost said 50s. Now we've been closer. There's the obesity issues.

There's also lack of universal health care. Yeah. OJ lives here. Yep. Yep. A lot of factors. But France is like top 20. And then I landed on this theory which I don't even know if it's right or not. But this is just what this podcast is about exploring. Is we still have our pants on. Right. It's been good. So I wear pants. Yeah. I can see. My favorite thing to do is just to show all of his balls to our audience. I didn't mean to this time. I thought you were doing as a bit. I thought you were like OK I'm going to wear a smaller pair of shorts than these. No my legs got bigger since the last time. So the shorts the shorts are actually bigger. So Billy knows. But it might just be that the

food even though you'd be like you guys are just eating pizza and cheese and ham and everything over and over and over again because every fucking rest of the menu is almost the same. But because it's non processed. Yeah. What's going on because they're they don't the cigarette thing over there is out of control. America doesn't get enough credit for how much they've moved off of the cigarette. Right. I have I have one theory as well. I think vacation. They all take the fucking summer off. They don't work. It's like Hollywood constantly like the fact that you're a script made in July. Forget about it. Everyone takes all of July. Is that was that was that has that been the problem for you.

That's yeah. That's it. I think whatever I was I was teaching you up there. I'm like how have you not made fun of me. But I really do think that like the fact that the entire country takes two months off every year and it's like mandated like Hanks probably can outlive us because he takes vacation all he's probably going to move to Europe. Yeah. I screw. I think whatever it is. Yeah. I mean we are still was putting out content while I was on vacation. Yeah. You know how like you guys the grapes over there are better. The the pigs are healthier. Everything's healthy. The I think it's less processed food. I think it's the same effects that are happening to the agriculture where you can get incredible grapes that make incredible wine.

There's some of that that's also going into humans as they're over there. The environmental factors. Billy's got an idea. I'm sure this will be. Wait. Do they snack though. Do they snack. They don't snack. I think they just eat their meals healthier snacks though. I think they just eat. The other thing I thought about when they never bring you a check because they don't I'm surprised I'm not still there waiting at this one place. It may be because they're like what's the rush. Right. Just chill out. Why do you have to be so intense about everything. I finished your meal and now like you know sit down. Honestly I think it's because our TV over here is so much better. Yeah that's it. It makes us want to spend more time on the couch watching TV makes us want

to leave restaurants quicker. We don't allow time to digest properly because we're like oh we got to go home because there's this great show on. Yeah that's about a cool state in the United States. That's streaming that you can watch literally any time. And in France it's like oh yeah you know what let's stay another 45 minutes after dinner because the best shows that I can watch on TV are all about like New York City. Right. I don't really care about it that much. Billy. Do you want to go Billy. Sorry. I know that the pesticides there's a lot more legal pesticides in Europe and especially in the cigarettes there's much more pesticides on American tobacco than European tobacco. That's why there's not as high rates of lung cancer. People are just firing darts and vaping and I'm

talking like with kids. I saw an 11 year old kid in excellent promos. He's the coolest fucking kid I saw a week. He was like 11 Hawaiian shirt fucking dart out of the side of his mouth. He walked up to like two 13 year olds. It was like who wants to fucking party. And I was like I hope that kid asked me to hang out. He's unbelievable. And I couldn't help but like you're like I wish I smoked at 11 because look how awesome you look. Yeah. You see a kid that's 11 and he's like gesturing confidently with his cigarette. That's what he was doing. I was like Don Draper but 11. Now if he had asked to hang out though would the 11 year olds that you have live in your house would that have been weird for them. When I had the 14 year olds live in my house. The cool thing was when the 14 when

the dad was there he was like hey I'm going to go drink with some of the hockey players and I was like well I'm going to hang out with a 14 year old. He was like what. I go well I feel like I kind of got to hang out with him if you have like to go you know meet up pro athlete. I got a bunch of friends across that big deal. But yeah I don't know. Those guys those guys moved on for me quick though when they turn 15. I like check I like DM one of them like hey what's up buddy. And it's like the weeks go by. When you were in France did you get made real easily by the waiters and waiters that would they come over and bring you. They're like oh this is the American guy. Yeah. I thought like there was one place I went to in Greece that was really nice. It was on the water.

I sat by myself and they were like what a loser. Like this fuck this guy. He's sitting there. They didn't even like the candle table. Like I couldn't read. It was like dark and I had to like turn my phone on to read. Maybe it's well no I was younger then so it wasn't an age thing. I just think that the service is terrible. The service is terrible. Like I think after what 20 plus meals like I think I have a good read on it. Yeah. I think the research would tell you the service is not what it is here. Yeah. The most insulting thing that happened to me when I was in France was I sat down at a table for breakfast. It's like this outdoor cafe. But you were standing. I know I sit down. That was mean. That's mean. Yeah. But you meant it was an insulting thing that happened. Yeah.

Yeah. No I'm five foot eight. Ryan got a problem with that. I'm sorry. If I could have willed my body grow higher I would have. You're not. Unfortunately I'm not. So I have to love myself and my body way that I am built same built. So I sit down and the waiter comes over immediately confiscates the French menu hands me an English menu and this is the worst part. They take the cigarette astray off the table. It's like oh this guy is American. He can't speak French and he's not going to smoke obviously. So I got up and I went next door and I bought a pack of cigarettes just to bring it back and start chain smoking. I'm like bring that fucking astray back. I'm going to smoke. I'm going to smoke in your restaurant. I like that. Yeah. I like that out of you. I was very

insulted by it. Yeah. Almost as insulted as it was a second ago. You brought up my height. Yeah. That's what I thought we were doing. Yeah. No we're not doing who's the jury. My friend is five foot eight. Are you really five foot eight. That would be the who's the jury. Yeah. I feel bad. Trent Richardson. Yeah. Yeah. He's going for him. Yeah. He's gold checking. We're going to get back to Ryan. We're still on a second before we do. He's being brought to you by what not what not is a live stream auction app where you can buy collectibles comics and really almost anything else. They bring businesses and people together through commerce where sellers can host live streams and engage kind of swas like yourselves

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yourself. That's not your thing. Yeah. Billy and Jake. We got the team producers back girl and memes and then PFT and I. Ryan why don't you decide the order. So we're going for deep snake draft. Okay. Mount Rushmore of everyday activities that should be Olympic sports. PFT first because I feel bad. That's me and PFT. Oh. Guys can't do it. Yeah. Well some only some people can so solo one of many. That's me. All right. You guys can go first. Billy go second. And then Jake. No. No. Jake and Billy are together. Okay. Oh it's just three. It's four. It's four. Yeah the producers. Can I do a worse job with this. Yeah. I want to try it again and see if I can do it even

worse. All right. I'll go last. So okay. All right. So we'll go around the room. Yeah. Yeah we'll go around the room. Yeah. All right. Perfect. All right. 93 fish. All right. This is big PFT. This is a big first one. I think the first one that I sent first one is good. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Parallel parking should be an Olympic sport. Either you're good or you're bad like when you're really good. And I don't like the it is kind of a Mickey Mouse thing now with all the cameras. I never even use that stuff. I never explain it when you're buying a new car and you're like and if you hit this button like yeah no no no old school parallel parking when you get it in one shot best feeling in the world especially when like if you're in a big city city it's like

people watching and then cars behind you. If you showed me parallel parking in the Olympics I would watch it and it would be so entertaining. So entertaining. The only thing it would be I think it would be more entertaining to watch. It would be like American Idol like I think I'd rather see somebody regular people. No chance. Yeah. Yeah. Just take some guy off the street give him a manual transmission to. Yeah. Just watch chaos ensue. Yeah. Manual transmission. Yeah. That'd be tough. That'd be tough. You guys even know what that is anymore. No. Remember the license to drive. You ever see that. What's that. Good movie. Check it out. Corey. What year was it made. 1950. Yeah. 51 maybe. Yeah. All right. Billy and Jake you guys are up.

All right. Here we go. We're going to go with carrying groceries. Yeah. That's that was on our list. That's a good one. It's a it's an impossible thing that you always think that you can just like I got it. I got it and you always drop something but man that's fun. And then you get up to the door and you're like wait I actually can't open the door now. Yeah. So you have to put it down anyways. I like when this circulation gets cut off in the form. Yes. You know like that plastic CVS bag is just like cutting into you. I also like when you have so many groceries and then you have like the paper towels or the toilet paper and you and you and you poke your finger in the plastic wrapping so then you just have the toilet paper by one single finger.

Yeah. Yeah. And you're just like this with everything else. That's good. That's a great time. That's a really good one. Good pick. All right. Back girl. We're going to go with holding in a shit when you don't have access to an easy bathroom. Just not not using the bathroom. Texas poop. Texas poop. I just really want to see Texas poop hold on. This is what it is. Yeah. Okay. That's I mean they add that's a very tough thing to do. Especially when you when you gamble there's nothing worse when you gamble on like I got to go out for like an hour and you're like I think I'm good. And then like 10 minutes into being out you're like oh I'm not good. I did that today on the train. I got on New Jersey Transit which

we know they're incompetent thanks to Frank the tank and I drank a giant thing of water before I got on and then I forgot that they don't have bathrooms on the train. And so I'm just signing my own death warrant. Yeah. Okay. An hour and a half on this train. You better hold that's an initiation some places to get in. Yeah. Just hang on to that. Yeah. It's bad. It's bad. Okay. Ryan you're up. You have two picks. I know. Every day thing. I love my ability to be able to throw a towel into a bin. Oh yeah. Okay. And especially like when there's a little moisture on it. Yeah. And you have the weight right. And I have a little routine at the equinox. Oh you go to the gym. I do. And I'll like I'm getting out to like almost 20 yards. It's aggressive what I'm trying to pull

off. And it's a slot too. Right. But it's like flat. So you have to kind of go in. It's not like straight at you. It's on top playing bats. Yeah. Yeah. But I will I'm like out there. These are like routes and I have it and I when I hit it I like look around to be like did anyone see me do that. Do you know anything you're like Kobe or anything. I've had a couple where I was like holy shit man that was good. And then you're like you're the biggest loser ever because you just said that out loud but you I really love that. I'd like to see other people just randomly like when I get a chance to throw something into something. I'm like I love this. I watch it. I'm automatic on socks into the laundry. Yeah. Like in my apartment. The towel thing is tricky because in the gym you

might have like a bathroom attendant that's walking around the corner and you're shooting from like 20 yards away and just hit him with the towel. And it's got to be it's got to be gym towels because gym towels are always a little thinner. You know. I mean there's a way to do the big ones that you have at home. The AC is blowing. Yeah. He's caught up with some good elements. Yeah. But I like that's a good pick. Yeah. I've just noticed that I'm like you keep trying to see where this is going to go. All right. I'm trying to think which ones I think you guys will take versus which ones I think are available. All right. I'll just go with it. Stopping the gas pump. Yeah. We had that. We had it. Yeah. I love it. I'll start going to 97. And then it's like boom right off when I'm locked in.

I feel great. Yeah. Some people will say well you don't need to do that anymore because it's not the 90s. But to them I say I still do that at a gas pump just because it's cool to see it stop on that perfect. Yeah. Now Iceland you have to tell them ahead of time how much you want to pump. Really. Yeah. I mean it's a pain in the ass. But a lot of people don't know that. It's not as many people travel. Okay. Is it harder to do that now that you know gas price with Joe Biden or just like through the roof. There's a lot of factors. Yeah. It's not just earlier. All right. Back girl you guys are up. Good picks. We're going to go with timing commercials. That was also on our list. Yep. Yeah. That's a great one. I have three TVs so I don't have to deal with that anymore but I still

think I could. I like when people are like oh you're watching the blue jays and you're not watching the Titans. Yeah. I always I treat him a picture. I when people say that should be everyone. Yeah. Everybody on the content side should just start being like do you guys seriously think we have one fucking TV in our room. It's like I people always be like you're watching playoff hockey instead of playoff basketball and I treat him a picture of all three games on like what are you going to do now dude. Yeah. Suck it. Yeah. It's a nice flex. It's the best. If it's NFL Sunday and you've got Fox on one or you got Fox on your TV and you also check back on this the CBS game and you hit it right as they're snapping the ball and first down. Yep. It's such a good feeling.

Yeah. Okay. Good pick. Billy and Jake. We're going to go with pissing aiming and distance. Piss Olympics would be very fun to watch. Shit. Who can piss the farthest. Yeah. Who's got the best accuracy. Yeah. McConaughey was saying in his book that like his dad and him used to have contests not for distance but for height. They would see who could pee up the highest wall. Yeah. I think he said that his dad could pee up like eight feet. That's eight feet. Yeah. That's not that crazy. That's crazy. It isn't Billy. I think I can make my go outside the hallway. Right. Yeah. Right. We're going to do it. Go do it. Right. I think a lot of games. I think you could see how you in the hallway at this office and no one would notice. Go see. No. Well I got piss

for I got to pee first. Right. Okay. Okay. So drink some water. Okay. All right. I think I get on the train. I think I get hit the ceiling. I don't think I could. Pissing on the ceiling. Without a whip though. You can't whip. You can't whip. Yeah. That we're talking. Yeah. A whip is a I could piss on the ceiling with a whip. We're talking prostate only. Yeah. Yeah. You're just raw. Maybe you know what. Maybe now I think about this. Maybe eight feet. Isn't that impressive. Not laying down. It sounds like I kind of want to see you try to play. I don't think they were laying down. Now I got to see Billy. Straight up into the air. I don't. Straight. Just power. Standing. Standing power is right. Yeah. And then we got to see it now. Fuck. I'll do it in

the bathroom. Okay. Great. Just mark it on the water. Do it in the corner. Yeah. That's perfect. Yeah. Yeah. You can do wherever you want. It's a good experiment. I like this. Drink up. I want to see who can piss the farthest. Yeah. This is the Olympics. Okay. Good pick. All right. Where we want to go. Yeah. This is a tough one because they took two of ours. Yeah. I like the second to last thing that I sent you in that big block. Yeah. I like that one. Yeah. And I like the one above it too. So why don't you go with the second last one and I'll go with the one or the one two above it. Okay. Yeah. Hitting every light in a row. Mm hmm. Seeing how many you can get. Yeah. It's awesome. Riding the waves. When you really know an area too and you're like if I get this one

that means. You can sometimes go like the entirety of Manhattan in like 10 minutes if you hit because we when we're I've never had a moment like that when we hit when we work late here on Sunday nights and we like go home at like two o'clock. I've rode the wave a couple of times and it is such a thrill. There's one and you're like I'm good for the whole way home. There's this road in D.C. Constitution Avenue and if you hit it perfectly if you get to that first light just as it's turning green so you see it turn from red to green you know that you can drive all the way from the bridge past Congress. No stops whatsoever. And then you get towards the end and by the end you're running like kind of running a red light or two. It's you're barely

making the end that you know Congress is never doing anything. Yeah. Yeah. So I want to shit about it. But it's it's exhilarating. It's such a good feeling because you know that you're about to have the best drive ever. Yeah. I'm just getting excited thinking about it. It's I want to ride a car. All right. Our next pick is going to be now this one I actually think like you could actually really have a great competition. You have everyone is laying there sleeping and it's who can wake up before the alarm closest to the alarm because goddamn does that happen every fucking day. And everyone thinks like I'm the best at always waking up a minute before my alarm and having people try to wake up as close to their alarm as possible. Billy this probably

doesn't count for you before their alarm hits. What a what a thrill that would be. What is that. How come we haven't unlocked what that brain power is crazy when you go. Hey I'm going to set my alarm and then I'm going to wake up and I can't believe how often I wake up right before the alarm. So every day are we not untapping what that ability is and applying that to more things. It's just your Olympics. Why aren't we seeing who's the best. I was talking to Security Guard one time. This story blows my mind that this rag. No that this dude is he is built different. He was telling me he wakes up every morning at 4am. He has never used an alarm. He wakes up at four o'clock in the morning every single day. He doesn't obviously have a snooze

button but he says sometimes if I'm feeling tired I'll wake up at four and then I'll close my eyes and I'll count to sixty seven times in a row and then I'll open my eyes again. That's my snooze button. Fucking maniac. Did you have a macro dosing. What the fuck are you talking about. He's a he's a psychopath. That's crazy. Yeah. I had one moment that I still don't really explain other than my content brain just overpowers my life. I was in France. It was whatever it was 2018 2019 when Lebron signed with the Lakers. So it's like three or four in the morning. I woke up out of a deep deep sleep out of nowhere. Just woke up looked at my phone stared at my phone. Twenty seconds later the Woj alert happens Lebron signs the Lakers.

I still don't know how that happened and I spent the next three hours just tweeting it you know in the middle of the night from France and I was like what's going on with my brain. It was crazy. I watched it like I watched the alert go on my phone. That's weird. It was weird. It was very very eerie. I mean obviously we knew he was going to sign somewhere that week but still it was fun. Yeah. That's not what you're saying. Yeah. It made me realize like maybe I should take a break about everybody knew he was going to the Lakers. Yeah. Yeah. It was fucked up. Now I've been having a lot of the stuff like there was this this guitar player that I just recently started teaching myself how to play

guitar. Really. Yeah. But I'm not a midlife crisis for anyone who's gonna say that in the comments. No I've always wanted to do this. But it's a boat that you bought to. Well it's an investment. It's an investment. Sorry. I'm getting you back for the P.F.D. H. the M.A. class has been great. You brown belt now. You know my dojo we don't really like to categorize. You know everybody knows who's who. Yeah. We don't need a belt to fucking prove you have many many black cells many instructors like the Nets. We're not making fun of Ryan. If you want to see a sick rendition of Hotel California on his newly purchased boat he will be ready in about a month. Hey. Hey babe. Hey babe. You know I play the guitar. What's that like

when you get a guitar at this age because when you learn very specific style that I'm trying to teach myself. Yeah. There's certain songs that like you can't you can't just do like the beginner stuff. Are you doing finger picking. Yeah. You're not playing John Fahey as a man. You can't pick up a guitar and be like I'm learning this and then your first instructions like Mary had a little lamb. No. No. I'm watching these finger picking videos and I'm teaching myself how to do it and so far. So good. I'm classically trained. So just have the what I have the ear choir. Okay. So really. Anyway. Who's pick is it. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway the point is I was reading the Led Zeppelin biography which is actually more of a bummer than it is. It's a good book but it's a bummer. Those

guys kind of suck. And then you they were talking about how Jimmy Page was like as I was thinking about John Fahey. They mentioned how Page was obsessed with Fahey as I was doing it. That's the worst story I've ever told him the podcast. No. I liked it. It's the same universe. It's the same thing. Right. Like how insane is it that this is very. I bet you 99.9 percent of the people listening are like who you're talking about. Don't even worry about it. And when I was I was thinking about him as I was reading the book because I was like I got to figure out this new part. It's been really hard. And then I was like that's insane. That just happened. It's it's the moments that you're like are we living in a simulation in the alarm clock. Good picture. It'd

be fucking great. I had a fucked up alarm thing happened to me two weeks ago. This is this is fucking remember the day we thought you died. Yeah. Oh yeah. There's that one. So yeah. I actually thought so one day I forgot to set my alarm and I just slept and I just didn't stop sleeping. Usually I wake up even if I don't have an alarm I wake up at like 9 10 a.m. whatever. I just slept until about noon. Maybe it was 12 30. I had to be on the radio at 11 a.m. So I slept all the way through that people thought I was dead. Yeah. I thought that I was dead. He might be dead. I woke up you look at your phone and it's just like a text message from everyone that you know in your life being like are you OK. Are you OK. And then you feel like a piece of

shit. But I didn't do anything wrong. I just like slept too long one day. Right. I came into work and everybody is like PFT is on drugs. Yeah. You know like they're everyone's very concerned about me and I'm like I swear to God I literally just slept. That's all that happened to me. But that's not the crazy alarm story. The crazy alarm story is I set my alarm like this is I know about a month ago because I have to get breakfast. I'm in a hotel. I have to get breakfast before I get on the cab that takes me back to the airport. It's taking a bunch of people back from the airport. So in order to do that I have to order my room service an hour before I wake up because it takes them forever. So so so I set my alarm first world problems. Yeah. So I set my alarm

and as I'm setting it to 6 a.m. the label on the alarm just pops up because I just said to my friend I was like I got to set my alarm for 6 a.m. so I can remember to order room service before I actually have to wake up. I set it to 6 a.m. and the title of the alarm is order room service. Automatically pre-programmed into my phone. I swear to God I stopped. I stopped and I showed it to everybody. It was like you guys are witnesses. This yeah it just heard me say this Steve Jobs and it automatically programmed my phone that motherfuckers all up in our yeah the phone stuff is there's too many times where something happens. I go this sucks. Yeah you know everything they make it too easy. All right. Jake and Billy we're going to go with stopping the microwave

before it beeps. Yeah that's a good one. I saved my seconds. Yeah you got to use what will happen as you get down to like one second you stop it and then you put the food in the next time you use it and you just click plus one minute plus one minute plus one minute. Another thing the guys will do is they'll use the wrong numbers just to keep the key pads fresh. Have you ever heard that one. No that's a lot of guys one zero zero or whatever 90 be like I can throw an 84 on this. So that you don't wear down. Yeah the ones that would say a lot of guys. Not many not many. Okay got it. That's actually almost no one. That's actually genius. Yeah no somebody showed it to me once and they were like oh I'm like what you just typed in 112 or whatever actually that wouldn't be

a good example. Like yeah it said at 90 seconds it was like 86 and he's like yeah keep keep the key that's right. My fucking one is down again. I got to call my one guy out here. All right back girl team back girl some good picks. We're going to go with getting out of small talk. What's your move. I would not be participating in this Olympic event but I would like to watch other people participate in this. Yes that's that would be actually awesome to watch. Just put them in a situation where it's like a really bad co-worker that you have to like walk to work with and figure out a way like oh I got to go get a cup of coffee or some sort of situation where. Yeah the most

seamless and we can have it be like ice skating. Yes judges. Yes I know I know who win the gold medal because he did it to me. Who the Miz. Oh yeah one of the biggest dick moves I've ever had anybody do to me in my entire life. Espy's party. You know I'm with Chris Long. I'm with like other dudes. I think Glazer was with us. I think we had an UFC dude who was with us. I think Jules was with us. Like it wasn't like the crew was a bunch of milk carton guys. Right. And Miz was there and I was like oh hey what's up. He's like we've done this before. I was like what. He's like yeah this whole thing like hi I'm you and I'm me. Yeah we've done this pal. Like we don't need to do this again. And I was like that's the biggest fuck you I've ever gotten from anyone in any I'd never

met him before ever. Like I never was on any of those TV shows in the whole time. That guy would be Phelps. Yeah it's incredible. Well that would be an interesting judge. Straight up to my face was like yeah yeah pal we're good. We've fucking done this before. You would get like great scores for for the quickness but the tax you'd lose points on if it was an Olympic event. I didn't want to talk to him. I mean we got out of that conversation pretty quick after that. I mean yeah maybe you're right maybe if it was a gymnast it would be like yeah that routine wasn't the hardest but damn it was efficient. Yeah right. The German judge gives you high marks on that one. Yeah did you dismount. In that moment did you like blame yourself were you thinking well I must be just no fun to talk

to or were you cognizant of the fact that that's weird he's being a dick. I was like fuck him. Yeah I was I was not thrilled. Yeah but then like when it's one of those guys you're kind of like what are you gonna really do about it. It's the miss. Yeah I don't know. So but I was I was like wait wait was that was that I don't know like you could take him. Yeah why would you put a cap on yourself. Right. Why would you have a salary. I don't know if it went down like it's not it's not guaranteed. Yeah right. I mean I know what the line would be but you know don't put a salary cap on any part of your life. Douglas Pete Tyson. Shit happens. Yeah what if I had a bad week. What if I was super mad about something else in my life. Yeah you have two picks right. You have

your last two. I can't believe this one hasn't been taken yet because it would be both be fascinating and you would learn packing. Yeah great one. I suck at it still great. Do you always forget something. There's always one thing that I'm like and then as soon as I come back from the trip it's on the bed. Yep. Yeah every time I've been forgetting underwear like I'll forget a whole pants. Yeah I put all the I think these these luggage containers like you everybody buys them going oh this is awesome. Yeah and know what ends up happening as I leave one and then like I did a trip the other time. I was like you left all the pants in that one cube. You have no fucking pants the whole week. You're not gonna have any pants. So that's why I wear the short shorts. It's not

about my legs. It's about packing. So I forgot my pants for this consecutive great pick great pick would love to watch last one. Yep beach umbrella installation. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you Ryan. I that's a big problem facing Americans today. Beach umbrellas we're getting lax with it because when somebody's really good at it you're like wow that's incredible. Yeah put some umbrellas in the beach. Yeah you got to do the twist thing first and then you build it from the ground up. Yep and they can wear to put it. You got to place it in the right spot. Like there's a bad spot to put it where it's too far away from the people. Yep. Somebody died this weekend in South Carolina because a beach umbrella got blown out of the ground and it stuck into somebody and killed them.

And so anytime I see the beach umbrella flying down the beach I'm like there should be a rule on the beach. If your umbrella gets blown out of the sand it doesn't matter if it hits anybody. If you lose control of your umbrella you're kicked off the beach the rest of the day. You're banned. You get ejected. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's like a different category of like there's speed installation and then they'd have to do it's a wind tunnel. Yeah. But then yeah but then it's like hey instead of a medley wind tunnel day. Yeah. Yeah. Just guys out there holding it holds up. Yeah. Yes. Then you're going to play the wind angles. You get a little geometry involved. Maybe have it maybe have one of the competitions be like you have to put the beach umbrella in when it's cloudy

and then the sun comes out. Did you put it in the right place. I like that. Yeah. So do you do it like you're saying you're really good at the speed. No. I once I learned that like rounded thing. Yeah. And then it's like we do that again. You're drilling. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Yeah. We're going to blow your legs out. Yeah. That would be funny. Yeah. I don't know. I wouldn't say I'm great at it. Yeah. I mean there's some of these things I just want to be bad. These things you want to watch too. Right. This would been like the Olympics thing of like we would have been forgetting names. Right. Yeah. I would know what he forgets a name faster. Yeah. I've tried those tricks. No. Because the other thing

too it's like some of the tricks is like you're supposed to look at somebody's face and I'm like bad with this. If you have a really aggressive weirdly placed mole I'm going to look at it the whole fucking time. I can't stop looking at it. But they'll tell you to do that to remember names to be like hey you know look at somebody's face and then I'm like what if we like I don't know when people can remember names. That's fascinating. It's also just a shit show when like we were on grit week and there's there was nine of us and we'd show up somewhere and they'd be like you know three or four dudes would be like hey what's up and we go down the line. It's like none of us remember any of our names. Like you know when you do like the big meet and everyone's like hey I'm

here. You're saying they don't remember your name. No like I we can't remember theirs. We're meeting like four or five guys. They're meeting nine guys like yeah. Yeah. Right. It's just a fucking mess. Like why do we even do it. All right. Back girl. Last pick. Last pick. Another one I'm kind of surprised has been picked yet especially you. You talk about this a lot. Big cat. Putting a cooler together. Yeah. Packing a cooler would be good. Packing a cooler would be very good. Is that kind of like that a lot. The tortilla tortilla soup thing though. What do you mean. Why is packing a cooler. Is it under the packing umbrella or is it. Oh you think that you're calling. I'm just asking for clarification. Whoa. Whoa. It's a completely different art.

The cooler. Don't let Ryan shame you. That's for the listener. That's for the listener. That's not for me. Yeah. And I will defend that to the death. Yeah. There's a there's a definite method to packing a cooler. You got to go ice. Product ice. I retract the inquiry. Okay. Okay. Interesting. Good pick. Max. Good pick. I think you guys are overselling it now though. Great pick it. Steal the draft. All right. Cheek and Billy. Last one. And then we have our last one. Our last pick is J walking running through traffic. Oh that's a good one. Real life Frogger. This is a game I used to play with my friends. I just run across the street trying to avoid getting hit by cars. It was the best rush. That's a great game. And I think it would be a great Olympic sport. Also

high stakes. Yeah. Viewership. Really high stakes. Yeah. Maybe have it like during the 400 meter dash. You have to try to run between the runners that are running during the Indy 500. Yeah. Good pick those style points for like going in between close cars. What's your closest call. Have you been hit by car? The hood of the hood of a taxi. That's really it was a it was like one of those small Toyota ones. It wasn't that big of a taxi. You would have you would have got hit by a car doing this. That's what you said. Yeah. It was a Corolla. Yeah. It was Corolla. You jumped onto the hood. It was it was what the drivers say. He yelled at me in some foreign

language. I don't remember. I'm a lead at moving through well through crowds. But that's a little different of a very good. You've always been good. Always been good. All right. Soup thing. All right. Yeah. Hot soup. Yeah. Exactly. Callback joke. That's Titus's thing. I'll tell him that you ripped that off. OK. Last pick for us. PFT. What do we want to do. So I'm looking at yours. I kind of like the second one that you sent me because I had something similar to that. But which which pointed to me in your the first thing. The first block of text. The second line is good there. I also like the one that was right before the hitting every light in a row. So either one of those two.

OK. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go with the phone one. OK. What are you talking about. Yeah. Yeah. Saving your phone from being smashed with your feet. Just breaking the fall a little bit. Just just just that one little extra. You get a tow on it. And everyone has to deal with it because everyone drops their phone. But the events 2 a.m. Yeah. Right. You're drunk and there's no case. It's always no case. No case. No. No. No. Rookies. Rookies. Yeah. Or it could be. Yeah. I would. Are you kidding. Yes. You wouldn't. You wouldn't watch someone like fumbling with their phone and trying to save it. They have to use only their feet. You'd have like fucking messy would win the gold medal. Right. If messy were battered to be like one of the most disappointing

things. Yeah. It would be ever ever. You wouldn't watch it. You want to just see people get hit by cars. That is a spectacle. That's an Olympic sport. If you don't like to pick you don't like to pick. That's fine. So it jumps over a car. Well yeah. That's cool. Wait it. Yeah. But every day activities right. Like every day activities like always avoiding cars. Yeah. I mean you're always jumping the subway. I just follow. I follow the fucking. Well sometimes you take chances. You know it's like I know it's coming all the time. The car turns in New York does have the best Jay walkers in the world. Yes. Yes. They're very aggressive. If you go to Williamsburg people

just walk in the street. It's just like what's going on here. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with it because I when I was when I was in Europe people were like I just got back. They don't give a shit. You have an accent. You should do it. Start saying cheers. I asked a guy a question in French once when he's from the expo's and the other two co-hosts were like fucking loser. Just like you're the worst. I was like all right. You know what noted. So I don't I don't break that out. I'm not very good at it anymore anyway. We have honorable mentions. Do you have anything you you we know I'm just excited to hear yours. OK. We got I got a couple of the one that I don't think it could really be an Olympic sport but I know that I'm

very good at it. And so I don't know how you actually make the like sport but eating all the popcorn and snacks before the movie starts. I don't know like how you would because then it would just be a Joey Chestnut situation. But if you could figure out a way to make it a natural competition it'd be fun to watch. Like oh shit this guy's got like the pace. There's only one preview left and he's like almost done. Would you always know I imagine. I think you could you could pull it off as long as people didn't know didn't know. Right. Right. Because I would be I would I would win the gold. Do you eat all your popcorn before every fucking last bite and all this all the candy. Popcorn is weird where you're just like oh so I'm just not

going to stop. Yeah. 12 minutes. Ever. Yeah. Is popcorn bad for you. Yeah. I feel like it's good for you. Well I think if you just right Billy. Yeah. It's fruit. Yeah. I mean you know if you leave all the stuff off of it I think you're fine. Yeah. Salt and take if you did it all the time probably would be great. The other one I had I had two others that are specific knowing the moment a bet is is is lost. PFT and Hank have always said that I have great ability of that of like doing the math in my head and being like oh no yeah if we don't score here in like the third quarter we're fucked. Yeah he's always like two steps ahead of where my brain is. I'm like okay we're about to get a touchdown here then they'll probably have enough time before half time to

kick a field goal. But then big cats already running through the third quarter implications and I'm just like no no no if we don't get seven here we're done. You're also very good at at watching sports. Yeah. By that I mean like we'll have the entire wall TV set up and I'll have a soccer game that I'm betting on or a hockey game and I'm paying more attention to all the other things and within probably half a second of a goal being scored big cat will be like goal. Yeah he just knows it when it happens. Yeah you know what is kind of like that but it's it's also different is watching football with Stanford Steve. If you were like oh hey that was to you know that was well Thielen and Jefferson would be a little tough to confuse. If you if you're watching a game you're

like oh who had the score on that and then if you had it wrong he'd be like no it was Erts and you're like what it was Erts on a slant and then you're like okay and then I'd be like oh shit was that the same guys like that was 22 that's 24 and you're just like Jesus like the guys that played football the way Billy knows the way they identify the things that happen in sequence it's a completely different Edelman and Amandola. Yeah that kind of mix up. That's a good one. Yeah because they're both stout. Yeah they play scrappy. Right. This one people will probably make fun of me for but I am incredible at keeping a cone clean ice cream cone. That kind of you know I was just in Europe that would come in handy there. People love gelato and it's everywhere

they make a mess or they keep it clean. It's great cone maintenance. Now I was watching a couple kids eat their cones and it was just awesome to see the selfishness of like a seven-year-old with a cone. He's like I'm making a mess I'm getting it everywhere and if this goes bad I'm going to demand another one. Yeah right and I'm going to get clean like someone's going to come clean me up after this. Yeah right and you have to clean that. I had taking a clean shit so like fewest amount of toilet paper swipes used. That'd be a weird one to watch. Yeah but that's one that's best on the radio or on Statcast. Yeah I wouldn't watch that but. But yeah someone Germans probably would. Yeah Germans would. They love the word shit. There's like 50 versions. The Germans

want the messiest shit. Yeah they want the shit on the chest. I had. Oh you're talking like videos yeah. Michael Lewis wrote about it in Boomerang where he talked about the German thing and he was like their fascination with the word shit is hilarious. Yeah what is that about Germans. I don't know I've been there though. Oh yeah I'll tell you about it. You're very worldly. Yeah I had cooking the perfect steak without you know using internal thermometer just knowing off the sizzle of the pan. Yeah actually you asked like what the fights that we've gotten in on this podcast. The fight over medium rare plus is probably the most. It's only you. Serious fight. It's starting again one side starting again right now. Ryan if you're out there with boys hang out just

chill again. This is only on PFC. Just chillin chillin with boys and somebody at the table orders a medium rare steak and then the person next to him says can I have a medium rare plus steak. What are your thoughts on that. I mean look I guess you could say technically it is a different temperature. I would say most people like if you put down a plus and a medium rare in front of them most people are never going to know the difference. Yeah interesting. I whenever I go to a nice steak house I don't like when they do. I always think medium rare they always cook it a little bit closer to rare. Yeah and I like it a little bit more and PFC doesn't like people to just live their life. It doesn't bother him whatsoever. As someone that's worked in a restaurant I sympathize

with the waiter. It has nothing to do with it. You just don't. I think it has to do with the fact that people have told me I'm right and you don't like that. No that's why because I know yeah I know what it's like from that side of the house. You know what I don't like about anything though is I don't like anybody fucking with how you want to eat. Thank you. So I'm sorry but like Coward I don't know if you guys know him agile sinewy. Yeah physically. He would he would always he did like a rant once he's like don't be change your order guy. And I was like what. And we started he goes if there's a salad and you know you don't want onions just pick them up. Or I could just ask you to not have fucking onions. Right. Because onion taste is still going to be on there if I

have to pick it off the whole time. Coward also once made a point about you shouldn't ever check it back. Which some people believe. But I'd be like what if you're gone like a certain number of days. Yeah. Like you got to check it back. He'd be like just buy new clothes and then mail them home. I'm like wait. You think the solution of the efficiency of not checking a bag is solved by buying new clothes on the road and then mailing them. Or you have seven people that work on the show that are always mailing your stuff. That's the ultimate checking a bag is buying new clothes and then making a special trip to UPS to send your clothes separately. Yeah. But I tip well. I always I never like am mean to waiters. I ask for a steak certain way. I don't think it's a big

deal. The Coward thing also strikes me as he probably went on vacation with his wife and he just got mad because he had to wait at baggage claim with her. He's like we could have been home by now. Yeah. He had this massive baggage claim thing and then he had this. Don't change the ingredients when you order a restaurant. I like stopped him in the hallway to be like I've never disagreed more. Like why if I have the option to take something like why would I want stuff on it that I don't want on it that I now have to like add this. I want to start deans on my Caesar salad. I ate a restaurant on Friday and right on the menu it said we kindly decline all substitutions or modifications. Like right on there is the nicest rejection I've ever had.

Hey look when sometimes you do those those packages of food I'm like I kind of don't want that dessert. Yeah. So you know do I say something. Yeah. All right. Any other honorable mentions anyone else spitting. Ooh. Nice one. Spitting. Yeah. That's good. I had one parent one and it would be fun to watch be dangerous but I do think the ability to just know the second that one of your small children is about to do something very dangerous on the stairs is it would be a fun Olympic sport to watch because it's just it's an innate parent. They fall down a lot. Yeah. And it's also just like when there when there's like parents will know what I'm talking about when there's like maybe more than like 20 seconds of silence you're like wait something bad is about to happen

because they always are silent before the danger. It's never like if they're giggling and laughing it's like oh they're just fucking around but when when the silence happens like oh I got to jump into action here. So that would be a fun Olympic sport to watch. What do you got memes mowing the lawn. Oh yep. That would be great. That would be great. That would be a great one. They probably have that. Yeah they probably do something like Iowa. Yeah. Why Iowa. I don't know. They just John Deere tournament sounds a little anti Iowa. Yeah. No I think I think if you had someone from Iowa here they'd be like yeah mowing the lawn kicks ass. Yeah. Let's look at our favorite things. It's all I have to look forward to my bleak Iowa in life. Assembling furniture and moving.

Okay. Moving a couch maybe moving a couch in a hallway would be a great one. Like oh my god. That should have been the number one. Yeah. Yeah. Moving a couch in a narrow hallway because you want to know why it'd be great is everyone thinks they can figure it out. Yep. Yep. Then you never can. I like assembling furniture to like yeah from Ikea. Yeah. I had to help someone move this weekend. I had a leather couch that I moved from Connecticut to LA and it sat in the garage for a year and some other thing got delivered. The guys like what's up with that. I go it doesn't fit. He goes I'll get it to fit. I go it's not going to fit. It's not going to fit. We had movers here. They tried different angles. Doesn't fit. I have to have it craned in if I'm

ever going to do it. He's like I'll get it to fit. I go look if you can get it up there I'll give you an extra hundred bucks. I was like but I don't want to have to pay a thousand to repair all the sheetrock that you're going to fuck up. He's like I got it. I got it. Him and his buddy they sat there. They fucking smashed it into my walls and they're like yes I got to fit. Oh I just thought. I got to like that. But that'd be a great I'd watch the beginning like you know how great it would be to intro in the two guys. They think it always fits. I just thought of a good one we should have done shaving. Yeah. Just like you're not everybody has like a beard and then you you're given five minutes. It's like turn this into something.

Yeah. Yeah. Your own face. I like that. And there could be like a minimum swipe like go like fastest lap. Yep. Yep. Yep. How many. Yeah. What are you going to say Billy. From the old Trojan commercial sex Olympics. Oh. Are you talking about porn. You got a you got a porn problem with your porn. Wait what. There was a Trojan commercial. Uh huh. You guys remember there was a whole campaign when there was an Olympics. That was people would watch that. Yeah. People would. You're also talking about you're also talking about porn. Yeah. Wait. Yeah. So I'm not. Why is it different than porn.

It's not what we need. You're the Uber for porn. No. No. Yeah. Athletic like achieving like you know not because it's not for like visuals like the performance based like speed endurance strength. So you're just. It's porn. No. It's porn with just different times. It's like dancing versus sports. One's a performance. So you're talking about new dancing but with penetration. Yeah. And you're talking about porn. Really fast porn. No. Just the best. I think you're talking about the best porn that you've ever seen. Yeah. No but like. Like. What would it be. Like. Yeah. Well. Paint. Paint a picture of you know. Pitch it. Yeah. Loads. Longest load. Yeah. How many could be one. Deepest throat.

Yeah. Biggest tits. Well. No. More. More like athletic competition. Like accuracy hitting the correct. Endurance. Wet as foot job. Speed. No. Billy. Walk me through like paint me a picture. What am I looking at on the screen. Volume. Volume. What. Volume. Pretty sure all this is out there. Yeah. It is. Yeah. No but like I want to see like like strong man competitions like our feats of strength. I want to see that for how many times someone can have sex. I don't know. Who's they have that too. Yeah. So it's Tiger Woods bio pic. Like who who wins. Who who can make the other person finish first. Oh so it's head to head. Yeah. So you look. Yeah. Okay. Now I'm into this. So it's so you win if the other person comes first. Yeah. But you lose if you. I think

you just made that part out. Yeah. Yeah. Save himself. I'm into that. Okay. Like who wins. So. Who's your go Billy. Johnny Sid's. Yeah. Nancy Reagan. That's a good one. That's a good one. All right. Jake you got you. Do you have something else. Bed making. Bed making. Yeah. Well that would suck. Yeah. I've seen some of those videos where they like throw everything up and like that's amazing but I'm never. No I'm never going to get there. Yeah. Jake is an excellent bed maker. Putting that was an outlier. No. So Jake stayed over at my place and he made the bed up so nicely. I thought that that was the wrong bedroom. I was like there's no chance. Jake slept in here. It was better than any hotel bedroom I've ever seen. Dude when you stay at somebody's place and

you make the bed that's when you're growing up. Yeah. That's when you raise your raise. Yeah. Jake is always. Yeah. But that's that's something. Yeah. I think I was like 38 the first time I did it. Yeah. And I did it. I was like you know what things are really that we're still figuring out. Is it your your boy Field Yates. He makes the bed in a hotel room every day. That I don't know. Yeah. I never slept with him. You lost. I mean I think the maids would greatly like that. Yes. I mean Field Yates. He's got some game to him. Yeah. Field Yates would definitely be in my Olympics for sex watching. Dan O'Lan. Would you watch Field Yates. Fuck Billy. You know I was just referencing the commercial. Yeah. But you would write a series to say you

watch him. You'd watch him. Field Yates. I can't wait. He's like wait what the fuck. All right. Let's finish the one to 10. How good of a hookup you think Field Yates is. Billy is a serious question out of everybody in this room right now if you were to like walk past a window and see them having sex which one would you stop and watch. You can only pick one. Oh I think he knows he picked me. He just doesn't want to say. Yeah. Definitely. You'd want to see the back muscles working and everything. Perfect. Was that who you were going to pick. But you didn't want to say it. I'm going to pick memes. Oh nice. Little curveball. All right. The numbers. Ryan go ahead. You get first pick.

Oh. From scale of one to one again. One to 100. Let's go 77 58 is out. 91. 61. 66 11. Jake was 26. Hank is never won this by the way. Never won this. Hank. What happens when you win. Nothing. Just get we all like wait did you really pick that number. It's like names we don't remember. What do we got. Is it just two. Is it a raw two. Wow. Moses Malone. Retro sorry memes. Memes always picks three. That's tough. Brutal. Love you guys. You guys got to come up with something. If you don't have anything you've been doing this the whole time. I've won the most. It's very fun. Yeah. Is that true Jake. Yeah.

I've won three times. Oh I'm pretty sure I've won. Pretty sure. Totally sure. I think we're tied then. Because I won three. 69 is hit three times. Yes. But I think you're away for one of them every time. But guys are around the 16 year old. Because I hit 18 three times and then you got 11 year old. When it was the different cigarettes. He just his favorite number 69. Yeah. I was here for all. Is it still cool to tell 69 jokes if you're like I was there for all of 69. We can't make 69 jokes anymore. Billy has the most. No I don't.

He says so. I don't think he's here for all. Like the guy that gets to 69 softball jerseys. I'll bring up for one of them. The first one was the first he happens to have in the big Cadillac. When somebody makes us a jersey they'll make us a 69 jersey. We don't tell 69 jokes anymore. The first one was the first hit ever. The second one was coming back from suspension the first time. Third. I don't see you mentioned come again. Or no the third time. Oh I was there. I have the dates. Oh I have the dates. Yeah. Okay. Well oh my god. It actually hit back to back July 8th and July 11th of what year 2021. I feel like that was I think you're on suspension. No I was I was back after July 4th. I was thanks. I was gone for June.

I remember one time he hit it and it was awkward because you guys got mad at him and then you didn't celebrate. Yeah. There was that awkward time and then I hit it. So he's definitely hit it twice. Okay. I don't know about the third. I've hit it all four times. I've hit it three times. It's 18s hit it four times but after I won 18 on the third you're like win it with a different team. Yeah. Yeah. Move on. You're a starting player. Yeah. I started. And what's over the 18 is 18. Like my lucky number. Okay. But I mean it's maybe there's some weight distribution in that. All we know is Hank has never won. That would be 52 nine times. Wow. It's nine times. Yeah. 52. So Billy and Jake are tied for three and Hank is still has zero.

Billy's saying he has four. I know I it's three. I got that wrong. You said you weren't good accountability. Yeah. I don't know. You did say pretty sure. Not totally sure. Yeah. I'm sure. How much you've been to these days. This is all over by the way. We're just talking to all this. Oh. You know I just I just try to see if I get three 15 a couple of times. Yeah. Let's toss it. Okay. Six seven seven. What do you mean. I'm just wondering. I'm surprised you ever talked to me about pinching. Crocodiles have a hard fight forced down but are actually very weak at opening their mouths.

Love you guys. Love you guys. All right. Now we're really done. We don't stay up to me. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.