Pardon My Take - SB Champ Chris Jones, Josh Allen, XFL And The Oscars

Episode Date: February 10, 2020

Football is back, sort of. We liked week 1 of the XFL and some of the funky new rules (2:14 - 13:17). PFT had to put Rovell in line and Duke/UNC was an instant classic (13:17 - 18:29). Who's back of t...he week including Oscars and Bobby Knight returns to Indiana (18:29 - 28:56). Super Bowl Champ Chris Jones joins the show to talk about Super Bowl 54, the post party, the time his dick flopped out of his underwear at the combine and more (28:56 - 51:45). Our friend Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen joins the show to talk about his second season in Buffalo, the famous playoff game lateral and more (51:45 - 70:16). Segments include way to stay relevant baseball, Russ Wilson photoshoot roast with a tangent on NYC wildlife, and ass eating season with Phil Fulmer and we say nice things about Tennessee.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Super Bowl Champion Chris Jones on the podcast in studio, telling us what it was like in Kansas City after the big win, telling us how his life has changed, also maybe partied a little too hard, but that's no fault of his own. We also have our good friend Josh Allen, the rocket arm on the show, and we talk a little XFL, a little Duke UNC, a little way to stay relevant baseball, some tangents in the segments,
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Starting point is 00:03:08 And that is your most important highlight of the weekend, so welcome to Part of My Take, we had the XFL this weekend, we're going to talk everything else, but it was probably the biggest story of the weekend, I think anytime one of these football leagues debuts, it is the biggest story for at least one weekend, I enjoyed it. The XFL was, I thought it was really fun, now I watched obviously all of the first game, I was in DC for it, the crowd was electric, the crowd was ready for some football, who knows how the XFL is going to go, if it's going to be like a season long fascination or if it's going to be like the AAF last year where it was the first two weeks, we're
Starting point is 00:03:50 like, yeah, let's go football, and then it died out, but it seemed like the rules were just drunk enough in the XFL where it could work out, and I'm going to say like the atmosphere in DC at Audi Field was better, it was more fun than any Redskins game that I've been to in the last like 20 years. Well, so the quarterback play actually weirdly was better for the DC defenders than it had been for the Redskins for the last 20 years too, Cardell Jones was good. He was really good, and I thought that, that was a surprise to me, I don't know if he was going to be good or not.
Starting point is 00:04:21 He was definitely the guy to watch because all the other quarterbacks weren't so good. So I went into it, I've said it on Friday show, I'm nervous because I went into AAF thinking, oh my God, this is going to be great, and then got my heart broken. I've done this dance before, so I went into it cautious, but I did enjoy it. I thought it was watchable, better than the AAF. There's definitely some things that are weird that they have to fix, but there's also some things that will be in the NFL soon. Like the kickoff rule is cool.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I like the kickoff rule. The extra points where it's one, two, and three, I love that you can go for three now because it extends games, and it also gives situations where Mark Trussman can kick a field goal when the team actually is only down two scores, so he kicked a field goal to go down two scores to go down two scores, not realizing that you can go for three and get nine points. But I also like it how on those extra points you've got, any time you can have three different colored lines superimposed on the field is awesome.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Yes. There's two, there's three, there's, or what, from the two yard line, it's one point, from the five, it's two points, from the ten, it's three points, is that how it works? Yeah. I don't know why anybody would ever go for one. The math is tough. If you go for one, you should have to wear a scarlet letter. Everyone went for one because it was like perfect.
Starting point is 00:05:40 It was basically giving these football coaches, and that's actually a great thing to watch is all these football coaches that have been cast aside for a while. Kevin Gilbride was coaching the Guardians. He hasn't coached since 2013, kind of thrown out to pasture. So now he's back trying to get back into it, and he's still doing conservative things to try to save his job. It's just one point. Yeah, it's great to watch these guys.
Starting point is 00:06:03 You don't get fired if you go for one. Jerry Glanville's got two headsets on, ultimate football guy move. He was 69ing the headsets because one has the mouthpiece on one. I got to listen in on some of the play calls that were going on in the DC game, like during the actual play, because the coaches can still, you know, they're talking to each other. They were just playing on the broadcast too. During the actual plays? Yeah, they would sometimes play like what they were saying.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Yeah, so during the plays it was awesome hearing Pep Hamilton yelling at Cardale for making the wrong decision. He's like, throw it away, throw it away. God damn it, Cardale. It was actually very interesting to hear the crowd was having a great time. It seemed like everybody was like, it was almost like a company Christmas party in the stands where everybody was just like a little bit tipsy going into it and not really taking it super seriously.
Starting point is 00:06:49 But just there to have fun. I also credit the XFL. They did a good job with the jerseys. I like the jersey colors. They're just like good enough where you can see it as not a complete clown league. You know what I mean? Like I even like the Vipers. I thought their helmets were cool.
Starting point is 00:07:04 The dragons. The Vipers. No, I like the colors. It was just enough. No, here's my problem with the Vipers helmet. It had like notes of the Seattle Seahawks. Yeah. But it was almost like a little bit of barf pea soup.
Starting point is 00:07:16 No, I was. It got tampered down. I was cool with it. So the helmets, the jerseys look cool. Some things I didn't like. Mark Treston is just just triggering me the whole time. I told you. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I thought there were too many interviews on the sideline. That's that's something they're going to have to figure out because it was a little too much. Like I didn't really need to hear from a guy who like ran a slant and caught a pass for 10 yards. Like how'd that go? So that was a little too much. I like that they're getting in the game.
Starting point is 00:07:44 They also have to figure out a way. So they went up to the replay booth a bunch and it sounded like I had, you know, went up like two flights of stairs. Just everyone's breathing super heavy into the mic. So I like the transparency, but that's a little thing that they'll probably have to fix. But overall, I'd give it it's far better than the AF. I don't know if it's going to succeed because as I've always said, tell me how it does when
Starting point is 00:08:07 we get to March Madness, when we get to the Masters and NBA and NHL playoffs. But as of right now, I thought it was good. I actually, I had more fun at that game on Saturday than I've had in a very long time regardless. I know I compared to FedEx Field, which is like comparing, you know, a diamond to a piece of shit because FedEx Field is by far the worst stadium I think in all of the National Football League. But just being at that game, it was, um, it was fun.
Starting point is 00:08:33 It was exciting. And that's all that we want out of extra football, bonus football, and it was fun, even though the over the football itself wasn't great. That's okay. I do some about the overs. Yep. Yeah. No, I, I, people got very mad at me because I said, uh, in jest, it was a bad beat.
Starting point is 00:08:47 It was beautiful that we started a league with a bad beat on the over in the DC defenders game. I said, cancel the league, not fun. And I always forget that like there are some people who will take everything very seriously and also take football that seriously were like, fuck you. Why would you bash my league that I've loved for one day when I was very much in jest because the next game went over and I was like, you know what, leagues back on. Listen, I'm a, I'm a lifelong XFL fan.
Starting point is 00:09:12 I'm a day one DC defenders guy. So I guess the, the, the big test is, will you go out of your way to watch games? Cause that's really what it comes out to me. I think I will watch games if I'm sitting there and it's like, oh, okay. It's like, I found myself even today. I watched the Wisconsin basketball game and then I was like, oh yeah, there's a game on. Let me flip over and I watch it for a little bit. But will you build your weekend around it?
Starting point is 00:09:37 I don't, that doesn't pass that test yet. Well, it passed this one test earlier today. I was at a, I was at a bar, I was eating lunch and they had the UMass game on the basketball game. I think it was UMass, George Mason, which is like asterisks. Is that really? No, it is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:53 And the bartender heard like a request from somebody at the end of the room. It was like, oh yeah. Okay. She goes up to the TV, changed it to the XFL. This is like, that's, that's the beginning. This is like, this is like political Twitter when people make up like my five year old just asked me. It was the wave.
Starting point is 00:10:10 What does Medicare for all mean? I was in a hipster. You're, you're the football politician making up stories. I was in a, I was in a hipster coffee shop. Viper fan. No, it actually, it actually did happen that, that they changed it to the, I don't think the person gave you. No, I know, I know.
Starting point is 00:10:23 About the vipers. I'm just kidding. I love those stories on Twitter. It was like, oh yeah. I'm in a hipster coffee shop and all the former liberals are talking about how much they love Donald Trump. Yeah. That's essentially the story I told, but it was true and it's the start of a wave.
Starting point is 00:10:36 I don't know how, how we're going to look at this league in two months time. But what I do know is that this weekend there was football on TV. Yeah. As opposed to. I liked it. Maybe they're not being football. No, I liked it. And I, I feel like we're taking the, the mature approach versus last year when we lost our
Starting point is 00:10:53 mind about the AAF. You're right. Forgot about it a week later. So this is the. We've been hurt before. Yeah. I like it. I will watch it.
Starting point is 00:11:02 If I'm around and sitting there, I, I don't, I, again, come March Madness, we'll see. That will be the big test. The XFL better than the NFL already. Wow. Who's to say? Maybe. It also would just, if they just had like one or two more guys, I know that they can't like waste all their money on, on, you know, names, but if Tebow or Capron, that's what
Starting point is 00:11:23 I've been saying. Or Manziel. Like they're, they just, because like I actually watched the first game because it was on and I was watching it anyway, but Cardale Jones is one of those guys I even tweeted was like Cardale Jones, he'll make plays. You're like, why didn't he turn out? Why isn't he better than he, than he is? I think Cardale Jones has only played like only started 12 games.
Starting point is 00:11:44 No, he's, he has not lost the start since high school. Yeah. That's, but anybody's only started like over 13 games, right? Came in and released. He's football younger than Mitchell Trabisky is. Yeah. So I, I watch him and I'm always baffled like that guy's got an arm. He makes plays and then he'll do something stupid.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I'm like, okay, that makes sense, but he's someone you tune in to watch for. I don't, they need like one or two more of those guys to really compel me to be like, okay, I got to be in front of the TV for this game. Two thirds of the golden triangle. If you had a Kaepernick, Tebow, Manzell, if you had two thirds of those people are going to tune in and watch toss an RG three to the, maybe Jay Cutler, come back. Jay Cutler. He's always working on handball now.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Maybe Joe Burrow, Alex to be drafted by the XFL, Trevor Lawrence, skip your last year Clemson played for the Vipers. Who knows? All of these things could happen. You were talking about up in the replay booth, how it's a lot of just old men be like, just breathing directly in. And a guy holding an Xbox controller. Which is sweet.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Yeah. Very sweet. That has gamer for life. He looked like Xbox to like one. I think he was playing Halo in between quarters. Originally like offline. Yeah. Not connected to the internet.
Starting point is 00:12:50 Yeah. So what they should do is they should just put like a filter on them so they sound like pilots and then have top gun going in the background, like the music that da, da, da. They could buy an ad space. Yeah. Roger. That looks like we're going to spot the ball on the 42 yard line. It's a sunny day.
Starting point is 00:13:06 And break, break it back to you guys down the field. Like that'd be cool to have. Yes. That little like dynamic going on up there. I agree. So the other story we have out of the XFL, by the way, you can watch us barstoolgold.com slash PMT. We got Chris Jones and Josh Allen coming up.
Starting point is 00:13:24 You versus Darren Ravel. Yeah. Well, I listen. You got mad. Darren came at me. Sometimes you have to send a message that you're not to be fucked with and maybe I went a little bit too far. What did he say?
Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah. What did he say? Darren, Darren played dress up this morning for the, for the XFL guardians, the hated guardians. Darren made fun of the fact that you got cut from the XFL. Yeah. He played dress up and not funny and they let him put on a little uniform and act like he was a football player and then he was like one journalist and get cut.
Starting point is 00:13:52 And yeah, Darren's because you aren't athletic enough to actually try out. And so I had to come at him and basically make fun of the fact that he's never given a woman an orgasm. There we go. And which he did not dispute. That was the first time, you know how before you tried out, you're like, Hey, I actually want to make this team not like ironically, I want to make this team. That really hammered it home when you went at Darren Ravel and you were actually mad
Starting point is 00:14:14 and was like, you know what, well, PFT have his back because guess what Ravel? It's not funny, dude. He came at me first. It's not fucking funny, man. You got to send a message sometimes and let people know that you still got it. You know, nice to see they let you have a jersey number honoring the amount of original ideas you've ever had multiplied by the number of times you've successfully located a clitoris. Got him.
Starting point is 00:14:35 Yeah. Got him. Facts only. And then and then his response was actually I've had several original ideas. The clitoris might be zero then. Nice job, Ravel. Looks like I got him. Also they missed a 35 yarder as we dressed in the fast.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Yes. Two minutes. So that was a very funny moment. But then he made a 55 yarder and it's like, OK, that makes sense. Why? But that's not my job. Yeah. When he I'm not I'm not a distance guy.
Starting point is 00:15:02 I'm not a show off. When he missed a 35 yarder, I actually was I had a moment where I was kind of pissed. I was like, what the fuck? Why is PFT not in this league? And then he bombed a 55 yarder like shit. That's probably why it was great because yeah, he can kick more than 35. But who knows. But he missed 35.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Also got the hobnob with some of the some of the brass, the XFL brass on the sidelines there. And the dream might not be over. Oh, yeah. The dream might not be over. OK. So they're just keeping you around to put you on ice. I was really hoping that Jim Zorn was going to run a swinging gate play just to be like
Starting point is 00:15:35 just a stick it to the City of Washington. Also no double pass. No double pass. That's that goes along the same lines as the coaches being afraid to go for two or three. Yep. It's like there's a new rule that you can take advantage of that's probably going to look awesome on the Skycam.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Just please somebody try it. Yes. Yes. So that was the XFL. We have who's back before we do that. Should we talk a little bit Duke UNC, which was awesome. The rivalry is back on even though UNC is terrible this year. The jerseys were the team manager bull, the team manager bull.
Starting point is 00:16:06 I turned on the game and I actually thought I had turned on the team manager because there's also at six o'clock when it should be at eight o'clock. Yep. And Dicky V should be on the call and Dicky V should be on the call UNC. They blew that game so, so bad. And now I think Hank, I'm ready to say it. Duke's here. I think it is Duke's here.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Like that was such an improv. What Trey Jones did with that, with that, like you can't, you do that a hundred times. Duke doing. You do that a hundred times and it doesn't work the way it did. You do it a thousand times. It doesn't work the way it did. It was perfectly placed. So many times people try to miss on purpose and they completely miss the rim or it goes
Starting point is 00:16:41 at, you know, a different direction. It bounced perfectly back to him. These scores, not perfectly back to him, but to where he could get it. And UNC just blew that game a million different ways. There's an art form to missing free throws. Is Roy Williams on his deathbed now? Uh, yeah, probably. He's probably going to die on the sidelines.
Starting point is 00:17:01 I mean, they missed so many free throws. They weren't even boxing out fundamental basketball PFT for your guy. If I'm Roy Williams, I would, I would rather have gotten blown out by 20 points and they'll lose like that. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, I, yeah, I bet on UNC. So no.
Starting point is 00:17:15 This might be an unpopular take, but I didn't mind the jerseys. Oh, the jerseys were bad when they debuted them on Twitter in that picture. No, they were worse. In person. Oh, they were worse. It looked like big Superman logo. No, they look, it was so bad. The fact that they were like full color, like it was, it was kind of a color rush and they're
Starting point is 00:17:32 both blues. That's what was awesome about it. No, but it was confusing because they're both blues and then it did. It really looked like game managers. It looked like the practice jerseys that they wear. I, I didn't mind them as much in person as I did when I first saw them. I, I got used to them by halftime. It was great that they, so in classic Duke UNC fashion, that stat that we saw all week
Starting point is 00:17:53 that they, the last hundred games, they were 50 and 50 and scored the exact same amount of points and then they went to overtime. Yep. So, so perfect. But it was great. It was great that I love when rivalries, even when a team is down and it can still get up to the hype and like be such a chaotic, crazy game. Kudos to that.
Starting point is 00:18:11 It's Duke's year. It is officially Duke's year. It is. Yeah. And maybe Gonzaga. Cause Gonzaga keeps, Gonzaga had their classic game where they place, every year they play St. Mary's and everyone's like, this is the one spot. They could, could lose this and then they just fucking kick the shit out of them.
Starting point is 00:18:26 Yeah. That was Gonzaga on Saturday. What about Baylor? I'm putting Baylor into my, Baylor's very, very good. They're in my maybe pile at the number one teams in your maybe, they're in my maybe pile right now. I like it. Well, because every, so once they got to number one, people are like, wow, can you believe Baylor's
Starting point is 00:18:39 number one? No frauds? No, they're maybe. They're very good. All right. Let's do our who's back. Hank, why don't you start? My who's back the week is Chaz Batch.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Why? What do you do? Why? What do you do? Charlie Batch. So yeah, you, you, you act surprised big cat. You're like, why? Why are you talking about Chaz Batch?
Starting point is 00:18:56 Is he okay? He posted a video this weekend and he said it was like him in his driveway, bunch of snow and he's like, wow, so excited for this snow, snow, snow plowing time. Got five million views. What? What? Chaz Batch is so excited for the snow. No way.
Starting point is 00:19:15 What is he? Is Chaz Batch buying flowers? Was there something? Holy shit. 5.38 million views. I'm still, I'm in my happy place right now. Snowboarding time. You know what it is?
Starting point is 00:19:26 I know what it is. He kind of looks like John Legend. So John Legend might have, which we did and he said, I was speeding past this in my mentions and definitely thought it was me. There we go. Even John Legend thought this was John Legend. Yeah. Okay, I'm happy I got that.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Jeffrey definitely looked at this and was like, yeah, that's definitely, that's John Legend. He really does look like John Legend. But yeah, so Chaz Batch is back. Oh, millions of people across the world will be like, oh, forgot about Charlie Batch. It would be a real shame if Chrissy Teigen saw this and was like, hmm, I have always wanted to live in Michigan in the middle of February. I know something else he could plow.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Upgrade, upgrade. Yeah. Damn, Chaz Batch. Way to go, dude. Well, Chrissy, that looks like about seven to eight inches. Great to see him. That needs to get plowed right there. Maxion legend.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Maybe you could help out with that, Chrissy. Chaz Batch. Wow. He does look a little bit like Arthur the Yardvark. A little bit. Yeah. He's also, I'm looking at his Twitter now. He's doing some weird organic makeup masks.
Starting point is 00:20:23 He's living his best life. That's pretty chill. He's got two fucking Super Bowl rings. A verbal meme. This is John Legend when he finds out that Charlie Batch is plowing Chrissy Teigen and see Arthur Fist. Oh, nice. Bring that back.
Starting point is 00:20:36 He looks good. Game shape. He's ready to go. Get him in the XFL. Hell yeah. PFT, who do you have? Who's your who's back? My who's back.
Starting point is 00:20:45 By the way, Hank, I like how you set that up. Like eight million views and then we had to do like a treasure hunt to find out why. Electric. My who's back in the week is beers. So beers are back in a huge way. Did they believe? Some people ask like are beers only to be drank on one day of the week? And in fact, no, they're not.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Beers can be drank any day of the week. How many though? Infinity. Azalean. Oh, maybe. Oh, Azalean. Azalean. You can drink a zillion beers any day of the week.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Very versatile and Bong, the Korean director of Parasite, just had a clean sweep at the Oscars tonight. One best picture, best director, a lot of other good stuff. And he capped off every acceptance speech with now I'm going to drink until tomorrow morning. Yes. Which is big power move. By the way, Parasite, if you haven't seen it, awesome movie.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Big time, like well deserving Oscars. I saw if people were upset because 1917 didn't win. I actually saw all the Oscar movies this year, first time in forever. And I did like 1917 more, but Parasite was just as good. Like it was one of those. The record show. One and one and two easily. What what let the record show what?
Starting point is 00:21:52 You thought 1917 was better. But oh, I did. Yeah. Well, I saw 1917 in the theater and I saw Parasite at home. So there's always a difference. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Good Oscars show. Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. Canceled milk. When he got on stage, I immediately said this is about to be an unusual three minutes. And he just starts talking. And the first two minutes of his speech were bad things are bad and collectively as humanity, we should renounce them.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Right. And then I kind of tuned him out for a little bit. And when I started listening, he was talking about like stealing milk from a calf. Yep. Because it belongs to his mom. Canceled. Oat milk is in. Oat milk.
Starting point is 00:22:31 So I don't know. Milk alternatives. Oat milk, except for the fact that once every week or so, somebody tweets me a picture of the specific type of oat milk, which is a person who looks exactly like me a cartoon dressed in a bird outfit. Oh. And I have no idea what brand of oat milk it is, but that's my only experience. We got to find that.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Oat milk. So it feels negative. Look it up. We're all in on the oat milk. But yeah. Good Oscars show. I'm sure people were upset with the length or with all the rich people. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:22:59 There's a million reasons to be mad about the Oscars. I don't know. I just watched it because I actually saw all the movies this year, so I actually knew what was going on. Eminem was back. That's right. That was cool. Martin Scorsese fell asleep during Eminem's set.
Starting point is 00:23:12 That was also cool. The head nodding to the Eminem performers was all time. Oh, so awkward. Just love watching all these people dressed up and awkward. Oh, Stephen A is doing the after show. Of course he is. Look at that. Of course he is.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Horny Stephen A. Oh man. That was probably a big night for him. He's got something to say about the dresses. Yeah. What was the woman who came up and basically was like last year this time was my husband's best night of his life? Basically just like I sucked my husband dry.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Sucked that guy down. Yeah, I don't know who that was, but that was an awesome speech too. All right, my who's back is Bobby Knight. Bobby Knight is back. I can't believe it happened. He returned to Indiana. I never thought he would. He has said he wanted everyone who took part in him, you know, getting fired from Indiana
Starting point is 00:24:01 to die. He said that. He said. On Dan Patrick's show. He also said bury me upside down so those losers can kiss my ass. Yep. I don't think he understands how like would somebody if they went to the trouble to dig up your body, they could just turn you over.
Starting point is 00:24:16 True. Well, it would probably be just nothing there, bones. Right. The whole upside down thing feels like he just wanted to fuck the earth. Yeah, but he he did actually wish death on everyone. He I think it was probably a few years ago when he was on Dan Patrick and he he said something like Dan Patrick was like, yes, so all those people they're all long gone. Like you should go back because this has been a long time thing.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Like he said that he hated Indiana, didn't want to go back. There was times he would rumor that he would be back, but he would never go back and he's like, yeah, I hope everyone there like is is long gone and dead. Patrick was like, well, I mean, not dead, dead. And he's like, yeah, no, dead, dead. No, I'm Bob Bob Knight. I I am a surly motherfucker. So I kind of respect that about about a guy.
Starting point is 00:25:01 You'll always know where you stand with him. If he's the kind of guy that will wish somebody to just be dead on earth. To be dead. Also, Bob Knight, speaking of beers, zillion beers, please drink responsibly because Bob Knight's nose. Holy shit. Do you see that? He's got some gin blossom. It is a purple nose. He's got a full on purple nose.
Starting point is 00:25:20 So his nose was turned into the clown striped pants. Did you see it? I'll show you a picture. This is live PFT reaction to Bob Knight's nose because it was hard to miss. How look at that. It looks like he got punched. Oh, wow. Yeah, he got rum punched. Yeah, he got punched over and over years and years and years and years. So good to see Bob Knight back just and it was great to have his
Starting point is 00:25:44 celebrated his old team. He and Isaiah Thomas hand in hand. Just two good guys root for him. I love it. I love Bob Knight. Coach the Knicks. Yeah, to it. I'm sure he actually that would be fucking awesome, wouldn't it? Yeah, it would be great. Let's make it happen.
Starting point is 00:25:57 He's just yell at everyone and piss off everyone, maybe choke some players, nice, really shitty things. Throw some chairs around at officials. Can't be worse than the current Knicks. Dan Dockett, Bob Knight coached the. He should coach the Bulls. Jim Boylan is just a nicer Bob Knight. They should get Dan Dockett to be the general manager of the Nick,
Starting point is 00:26:16 the president of the Knicks, Dan Dockett. Yeah, head coach Bobby. No, speak. Yeah. Well, they don't have to. That's how the Knicks front office has been working for the last 10 years. So big time beef, this league beef. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Dockett has has not talked to Bob Knight in a few years. So it must be pretty bad. Yeah. No, he said that he's talked shit about him. Like Bob Knight is talking shit about Dockett's everywhere. Everywhere. Dockett's is gone. Is it time to ask, like, can Dockett's not take hard coaching anymore? Hmm.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Is he? Is he millennial millennial Dan Dockett trophy? Dockett needs his coaches to be patting him on the head all the time. Listen, I think I'm actually supposed to go on a show tomorrow. So he's talking about about a few years. Talk about this. Listen, partner, Dan, listen, in today's day and age, I know you want everything handed to you on a silver platter. Yeah. But a lot of times the coaches you learn the most from,
Starting point is 00:27:02 they're the ones that coach you the hardest on. All right. So you want to you want to get out there and learn. You want to learn something about the world, about being a real life human being now you want to listen to a guy like Bob Knight, even when he says bad things about you. It's good points, good points. So yeah, Bob Knight is back.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Now we can put that to bed. He he strikes me as a guy who might that might be it. Probably that might be a Joe Pussage. This is he came back. He did his thing. That might be it. Or maybe we need to ask, like, what's his angle for coming back right now? Oh, is he is he trying to take the place down from the inside?
Starting point is 00:27:34 Just I'll put it this way. Look under conference tables for any suitcase that Bob Knight may have left behind. Interesting. Interesting. Goes deeper. OK, before we get to Super Bowl champion Chris Jones, a quick word from our sponsor, Simply Safe. Every night, local police departments across America receive hundreds of calls from burglar alarms.
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Starting point is 00:29:15 Chris Jones from the Kansas City Chiefs soon to be a very rich man. Are you ready for that? Like you got to be that's coming, right? That's coming soon. Yeah, it'll work itself out, man. You know, the money is always a good thing to have. So, you know, but it'll work itself out. Try not to think about it.
Starting point is 00:29:36 I assume these guys here with you right now are your agents, right? Yeah, OK, so were they mad at you after the Super Bowl when you said I want to be a chief for life? Um, you know, their opinions on my career decision really don't matter because your agents work for you. True. So so it's completely to my decision if I want to be a chief for life or not, it's not my agent. OK, no matter what happens, you're going to be a very happy man.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Yeah, most definitely, man, especially when you you have more capital than you can count on your finger. So yeah, that's nice. Good problem. That's nice. So yeah, I was going to say, I actually I thought that you could have been the Super Bowl MVP the way that you played on defense. It was like you and Honey Badger were all over the place.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Those deflections that you had, some of the rushes that you had, you did like some forklift move, got into Jimmy, Jimmy G's face, made him step up in the pocket. Were you thinking like maybe for a second, like I might be Super Bowl MVP? No, you know, we all have those goals going into the game. You know, what do you want to achieve out of the game? And I was like MVP or, you know, I knew that was going to be pretty hard to beat when you have a quarterback of the the statue that Pat has, you know,
Starting point is 00:30:50 when you can come out and do those things with your arm. And, you know, offensive guys, it's hard to be the offensive guy. They want to give it to like a receiver at the very least. They'll give it to a receiver. You know, yeah, you know what I mean? Defensive guys, that would be hard. Yeah, Vaughn Miller had it in Super Bowl 50. But you did have that, I would say the two biggest plays in the Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:31:10 were Patrick Mahomes, third and 15, the Tyree Kill. And then your deflection, second and five, when it looked like the 49ers had exactly what they wanted to pass there. They had Kittle wide open, Suggs in the middle of the field wide open. That changes the complexion of the rest of the game. You get in there and you, you know, tip that ball. Were you saying to yourself, like in that moment, like this is my time to make some plays?
Starting point is 00:31:34 Because it felt like the whole defensive line as you get to the fourth quarter, you guys all stepped your game up at the same time. Yeah, you know, through the course of the game, football, especially that game was a momentum game. Momentum was shifting up and now, you know, especially in that situation, it was 20 to 10, I think so. And our offense has just gaited in the ball back. And if they would have scored, they would have put them up with 17 points.
Starting point is 00:32:04 So we were stinking in our heads, somebody got to make a play. And, you know, that was the perfect situation for me out of those situations. I was feeling like Jordan game five, three seconds on the clock to go. Let's make something happen. Love that. It's got to be a great feeling. It is like having an ongoing organism. Yeah, Tantric, you're like, you're like the sting. Sting, yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Yeah, they run the play, the WASP play on offense. You run the sting play on defense, which is just you're just nutting the entire second half. I like that. That's a beautiful way to put it, man. Yeah, beautiful way to put it. So with you were just mentioning, like if they had scored, they would have gone up 17 points.
Starting point is 00:32:44 That would have been in the fourth quarter. But ironically, you guys have played almost better throughout the playoffs with a double digit points deficit earlier in the game. Is that part of your defensive game plan to be like, hey, let's let them score 20 points in the first 15 minutes and then we'll come back. Absolutely not. All right. No, let them use all their good plays.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Yeah, a lot of those have to do with, if you know the first 15 plays of a football game on the offensive side or all schemed and they're already called before the ball even snapped. First team, first 15 are scripted. So once you get over the first 15, depending on where you are at in the game, 14 to zero, 21 to zero, you can make adjustments because after the first 15, not often it's got to go back to what they originally do.
Starting point is 00:33:36 And that's what you study for. Sometimes we get the getting looks that we haven't seen all year. And they kind of knock you off balance. But long as you can withstand that foul power that they're going to send out to you, then the rest is a cruise. Settle this debate for us. Damien Williams. What is his nickname in the locker room?
Starting point is 00:33:57 D. Will, that's what I call it. Yeah, most people know. We'll call some playoff Damien playoff Damien. That may be a new thing. You know, he had 11 touchdowns. Well, Joe Bucks said it during the broadcast. He was like, as they as they call him playoff Damien. And we're like, there's no way anyone calls him playoff Damien.
Starting point is 00:34:16 That seems a little weird. It's a bad nickname. Yeah. I mean, I haven't heard it. Joe Bucks may know something. I don't know. OK, good. So we were right. Like we were saying, it could have been big game, game or playoff. Yeah, big game, game is good.
Starting point is 00:34:29 Yeah, it flows with the name of a playoff. Name, you know, no. All right. So we're spot on. I appreciate that. Have you recovered from Phillip Rivers punching you? I haven't. I still see a bruise. I wonder what necessary steps is this leaves going to take to make sure that,
Starting point is 00:34:50 you know, he's he he seek the repercussions of punching someone. But no, I haven't recovered yet that was like the cutest punch ever. It was it was filled up matter straightened. Yeah. What so what was being said back and forth when that happened? You've got to understand I'll talk a lot of stuff on the field. Right. That's the first time I've ever seen
Starting point is 00:35:09 Tom Brady get mad at a defensive lineman earlier in the year. Yeah, OK. When I talk shit to him, but no, that's the part of the game. I feel like especially quarterbacks because they just on hiatus You know, it's quarterback and D line. Those are two different type of class So when y'all are able to clash up you talk your shit You say how you feel to him if he on the ground, you know, you call him a old-ass motherfucker or Get your old ass up
Starting point is 00:35:37 You need to fucking retire and you know hurts. Yeah. Yeah. So anytime I'm able to say anything To a quarterback after I don't hit him. I don't even have to hit you I'll just come to you and talk talk shit. But after the game, it's nothing but love and respect but between those lines We're a war and whatever I can do to get under your skin Whatever I can do to affect you, but just don't know just understand. It's not just talking shit. I'm gonna hit you Right, you're gonna feel me. I I was actually reading about the You called the crap talking which I actually like that crap You were crap talking Brady and you're getting in his head. Do you think you actually got in his head? I mean, uh, I
Starting point is 00:36:18 Got him to say something back to me. What do you say? I'm gonna leave that for unnoticed undisclosed. You know, Brady was good guy. He cuts me out But I loved it, but that's the first time I've seen Brady cuts the D linemen out. Yeah, right Yeah, yeah, so obviously I was doing something right if he loses his focus a little bit. You're in his head. Is that Yeah, you never know he might like accidentally touch an avocado and break out in hives, right? I'm assuming that you said to Tom Brady like you old-ass motherfucker retire. I mean Along along those words and Brady got up so fucking fast. That's the quickest I've ever seen Brady Phil probably punched you just cuz he was mad that you cussed. He doesn't like that
Starting point is 00:37:01 Foul talk the most shit in the most In the most careful way G rated you freaking sucker you Set the fuck up Philip Motherfreaker, yeah, yeah, Motherfreakie Gracious to Pete Yeah, so he's a he's a He's a good guy though, man. Yeah, he's a great guy. Definitely respect him over the four years We had to play that guy absolutely. He's definitely a warrior, but any day we was we between those lines
Starting point is 00:37:32 He's the old motherfucker So something you obviously probably don't know and actually Probably a lot of people who listen to this show because we've been doing this for four years now We're number one sports podcast But you actually have something to do with the history of this show because the first show we ever did Was when your dick flopped out The top story that we talked about the first time we ever did this show So thank you your penis might be responsible for the success of this right podcast
Starting point is 00:38:05 What went through your head when that happened, I mean you were just you didn't do any other drills right after that No, I didn't the beautiful thing. I actually said it couldn't happen to anyone else. It was perfect I mean, it's happened to me a few times like you know every time my dick broke through my compression shorts when I was running Yeah, I'd be a rich man It's actually safe to say that you're probably the only person in the history of the combine that will ever happen to oh, man I'll say that's good. If someone asked me that's good because it took a lot of hard work a lot of late nights Understanding myself, you know, that's true. It's actually like if that happened to me It would be the most embarrassing moment of my life because I mean my penis is like a tic-tac
Starting point is 00:38:52 But for you it was like whatever it happens. Yeah, like it wasn't a first time it happened because I used to shoot basketball In gym shorts and used to have a compression. It'll just bust out How many pairs of compression shorts have you you're like client sauce the fullback with face masks Except your dick is just destroying under armor How many times that happens that doesn't happen twice man one time playing basketball When they shot a jump shot my my my shorts fell and my dick was hanging out There you go. So it hasn't happened in four years. You're you're you're fine now
Starting point is 00:39:31 Did any GM like approach you after that and say hey, we're moving you up our big board because of that I mean, I was thinking Since I went balls out that uh, you know, I can get a little moved up, but they waited till the second day on me Yeah, yeah, that's I mean do you feel disrespected It's considering how good you've been in the league that you weren't drafted higher. Is that a chip on your shoulder? Yeah, most definitely man I feel like nothing to those guys that went ahead of me obviously they done something that was attractive to the team but you Know I always had the chip on my shoulder that I was better
Starting point is 00:40:03 Not trying to discredit anyone of their work. It's just a confidence. I have it on myself Do you think that you are the best interior lineman in the NFL right now? 1000% 1000% At this moment right now, I do feel is I'm the best I was looking at some stats And I saw that you not only produced at a high rate, but you get double-teamed almost as much as any lineman in the game It's like you and Aaron Donald that get all these double teams Do you like going up against two dudes? Do you feel like it's a sign of respect? And it makes you kind of like raise your game up a little bit, you know what around game for this year
Starting point is 00:40:37 I was getting upset because they wasn't double-teaming me enough and I Feel like a double team creates Open gaps for other players on the D-line and I feel like if they double-teamed me We got good enough guys that's gonna win their one-on-one. So that's actually benefits me because when guys start winning in one-on-ones The double team got to leave me and then I'm able to get a one-on-one and I Heart myself on winning one-on-ones Interesting. So you're saying that like when you are double team from the jump It's sometimes easier because you don't you'll never get surprised double-teamed in the middle of the play
Starting point is 00:41:14 Well, I'm not saying that I like double team, but I have embraced double team I don't find ways to beat double teams. I Study on beating double teams more than beating one-on-ones Interesting. Um, what did Andy Reed say to the team before you guys took the field? You know what he kept it the same he let Tyra and Matt through and Pat my homes do that thing and You know, he just said let your personality show. Oh, I like that kind of like a Gordon Bombay go out and have fun That's that's 1000% what he preaches to let your personality show have fun. Did did my homes?
Starting point is 00:41:54 We've had him on the show. Did he pump everyone up? Did he get everyone real pumped up? Yeah, my home. He does this thing But you know, it's nothing like a defensive guy cranking up the defense. Yeah, you know, nothing gets the offensive guy But also offensive guys lead in a different way because they're about scoring. We're about attacking Right. So scoring is attacking. It's kind of the same thing, but it's a different mindset. You know, I mean Russian coming out Yeah, well, I we've through all the people we've talked to guys in the NFL They've always said like even off air that deline players are the craziest players on the field 1000% we got some fucking characters
Starting point is 00:42:31 They always say that room is like that's that's the room you don't want to go We got my brother Frank Clark Who is an animal, but he's definitely different we got Mike Pinnell Who is fucking I don't even know where they got this guy from but he is amazing, you know We got death row Jeff row Yeah, you'll think he's a he's found with a sugar night death row records Yeah, we got some characters on the team and uh, yeah, I hate it for my position coach But he learned he kind of figured out how to combine everyone and make us all better
Starting point is 00:43:12 Mm-hmm. Do you do you do a Patrick Mahomes impression? See, I don't do that man cuz that's my QB and you can't you can't fuck up that Connection between you and a QB Tyree did it. I didn't think his was not good by the way But I'm just saying you see only Tyree got the ball. I want to twice Yeah Listen when you when a quarterback is throwing you the ball and you talking shit about him you think he ain't going back Okay, yeah, we're gonna see how many times you get the ball. That's why we don't do that on this show ever because Pat has some
Starting point is 00:43:44 Gave me a pair of those fucking goggles. Yes, so I'm not trying to fuck up the relationship between me and Pat Yeah, you know I mean did you do a beer loose? You know I did dog Listen something about the parade is it went crazy in Kansas City. I think they're still going crazy. It was like 30 degrees I started too early Okay, I got on the bus. I had I had the ace of spade with me It's a spade just to throw the champagne everywhere. I bought like three bottles. They gave me a bottle also So um and I had the Patron just for those who love tequila. Mm-hmm, and you know, I had the brown
Starting point is 00:44:20 I had the gentleman Jax. Mm-hmm. I had the crown apple a little bit every day Extreme rare and then you had to do some cold and then you know, they had the blood light on the bus So I didn't even have to move so I get on the bus my girl Girlfriends like just calm down, you know, let's just take it easy. My teammates. They're like Chris. Let's not start early I know you excited. So I'm like giving up Fuck yeah, let's go. So I grabbed both of the bottles and One particular fan had two bottles and it was a she she clocked them together and did and I'm like, oh, no You're not out doing me. So I grabbed two bottles clocked them together boom boom boom
Starting point is 00:45:01 So that was like before the bus even moved Getting on the bus five minutes later I started feeling a little woozy cuz I done did this like eight or nine times. So I'm like shit Let me sit down. But that's a good day to do it like How often do you win how often you win a Super Bowl? People listen, we had the owner there the corporate the president and I told him listen, man If you're all looking at me from a business standpoint, please don't right now Cuz today is not the day, you know, you're gonna see some shit that you never probably ever see again out of Chris
Starting point is 00:45:34 Unless we get right here again next year Did they have a bathroom on the bus? Oh, no, let me tell you what the crazy thing we had to do We had to get off the bus run to a porta potty Finish run back to the bus, you know, and I was just like fucking I got me a corner in the back of the bus Used up used the bottle and just did my thing in it. I'm like man. It was crazy though, man 10 minutes on the bus. I was about passed out. My girlfriend woke me up when we got to our destination They put me in the corner. I fell asleep for like 45 50 minutes. They woke me up. We went on stage Went crazy Travis Kelsey said the most amazing speech ever. Oh, that was amazing
Starting point is 00:46:15 Well, he had to try to one up his brother cuz his brother set the bar pretty high in Philadelphia. Oh, yeah, his brother did it But Travis outfit was off the chain. Yeah, it was. Oh man. Yeah, that sounds like the best time ever. Oh, bro It was super cool. Oh my god. I gotta get win it again. It feels like I'm going orgasm is just keep having it You gotta win it again and maybe don't drink as much right away. That's my thing. That's my thing. I went I challenged myself, you know, soon as we won the Super Bowl I was like, I'm gonna see how many days I can just go hard all in and said I am finally fell asleep last night Watching film I was watching the game fell asleep. I'm like fuck this ain't it So today I'm I got me two shots of espresso. I'm on the roll right now
Starting point is 00:46:59 Because I saw on February 6th. That was uh, yesterday. You said winners don't sleep. We hashtag hashtag no sleep Yeah, but then you fell asleep right after you sent that some would say that that's a fraud move on your part No, this is this is mean Me meaning winners don't sleep. We don't get eight hours of sleep That's on a normal day whether I'm having fun or partying or not. I don't the most I sleep is like five Five and a half to six hours. Do you always do you do hashtag rise and grind or like do an Instagram video from the gym? No, I do punching in the clock. I put the box and gloves in Punching in the car. You have to let everybody know that you're working out. Yeah
Starting point is 00:47:37 Then you roll over and go back to sleep. Yeah, that's the move. That'll be contradicting man. That's a way to do it That's a way to do it. Um, all right. I got one last question. It's a sea keek question promo code take you get $10 off your sea keek purchase so Every time you guys went down you went down in every single game double digits I would tweet Thanks for coming out chiefs Basically being like you guys are toast
Starting point is 00:48:02 Patrick Mahomes then would go and like that tweet right after the game sometimes I think in the locker room Do you think I deserve like maybe a little bit of your Super Bowl bonus for always doubting you guys and being the worst gambler slash Jinx serve all time. Oh Yeah, I didn't know you was doing it. Yeah, why I you probably for a moment You were like it feels like there's like a higher power Helping us here. That was me. I did that was me Being a terrible gambling. I felt that energy man. Yeah, when I walked in I'm like, oh shit. I feel the vibes. Yes
Starting point is 00:48:35 Who is this high power motherfuckers? It was me. Oh my god, but you know what, you know, we needed y'all man A lot of people doubted us man. Me. Yes, Shannon short fucking Oh, yeah, I'm going with my boy Mahomes. We get to the Super Bowl. He's talking about I'm going with Guadalupe Like that's fake love right there. Yeah, you know what I mean? I respect I do respect Shannon, but that's just fake love You know, you're gonna roll with us. Roll to the wheels fall off. Yeah, and that's what I did Big cat and Shannon sharp public enemy number one, but totally took the titans in the in the ac championship You took a future on them and everything. He's lying And also a future on them to win the Super Bowl
Starting point is 00:49:17 So, yes, but I have completely lied. You bet it was a tie even the future to win the Super Bowl So, yeah, this is didn't have the rate. That's he doubted me just as much as me I was never a doubter. See that jersey behind you Anthony Sherman That's right. Yeah, he said that's a beer video. I would never doubt you guys. Oh man, uh, Sherman He went crazy too. Yeah, everybody went crazy. But damn, I didn't know y'all was down. That's like that man What my question is y'all didn't think we was gonna Win the championship after we broadcasted what we had last year. We only got better. I never doubted I said in November. This is when Andy Reid goes on a run
Starting point is 00:49:54 I said it. I mean, but Not no, remember because you were like a physical run and I was like, no not a physical run No, I thought you guys were always a good team. I mean, there was other good teams too, but you guys are the best But my thing is We was good with injuries. Yeah, I had my horn missed a couple games. We still won. Absolutely Um, I missed a couple games. We still prevailed. So Y'all didn't think when everyone got healthy that we was going to be better. No, I mean Yeah, you guys were Super Bowl champs. Well, we haven't lost the game with everyone's healthy. That's true
Starting point is 00:50:29 Uh, wait. Yeah, that's true. That is true. Yeah, we didn't lose the game with everyone's last game you guys lost Titans Yep times. That was a weird game That was a very weird game. Frank Clark was hurt. Yeah, he only plays 16 plays so you can just oh only 16 So he wasn't hurt. Oh, he was hurt enough to you know, he was hurt He was hurt man. He wasn't a hundred. Yeah My last question. How long after the Super Bowl did it take for Andy Reed to put on shorts? I don't know. He probably walked it a buzz in shorts
Starting point is 00:51:01 Andy ain't no suit type of guy. Uh, only on certain occasions. He's more of a The casual guy casual male You know what? He loved the button-ups the short sleeve though. Yeah, the button up, you know, let his chest hair stick out Pokey in the eye sometimes Did you guys stay in Miami on Monday night? Um, we left Monday. Oh, you left Monday. I thought maybe you would party Monday night in Miami. That would have been fun Oh, no, man. Um, I had to take this team playing back so I can get back to this parade Yeah, I mean it seemed like a pretty damn good time. All right. Well, Chris Jones. Thank you so much for stopping by
Starting point is 00:51:36 Good luck with the contract. I mean You're gonna get paid. So that's fucking awesome. Congratulations on the contract. Let's say it that way You're one of the best players in the NFL. So you deserve it and uh, you're Super Bowl champ man, I appreciate it, man, um It's still haven't set in yet, but I'm still trying to embrace it. Fuck. We're Super Bowl champions Maybe if you sleep for more than like eight hours, you're still orgasming right now. Yeah, right? Yeah It's still happening Post-nut clarity
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Starting point is 00:53:18 Now for something completely different Okay, we now welcome on one of our best friends Recurring guest josh alan one of one of our best friends Not the best friend. You're in our top eight boy. It's my space Jared I make the top friends page. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're in our uh t-mobile Five whatever five that you can call for free. I was saying my space. Okay You know you guys are happy it's you and tom the guy in the white shirt that's writing on the
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yeah, you're in the top five. Uh, so it's great to have you on We have a lot to discuss and I think the most important thing we need to discuss That lateral Yeah, what what were you doing? Um it was I actually stood up out of my couch. I was like, no What's and was screaming it was kind of an awesome moment kind of a fuck it like fuck it. Let's just do it moment But uh, yeah, that was crazy, huh? Yeah, I tried to channel my inner reggie bush there. Yes
Starting point is 00:54:18 I said that I was like, it's a reggie bush. Yeah. No, it wasn't wasn't my finest moment, but I kind of just saw him and Hell if I would have given a good little pitch docile, I'd have been able to go Yeah, I actually thought I thought it was a good idea. I think that more teams should do Downfield laterals it happens in rugby all the time and if you if you can hit somebody in stride It's usually a touchdown. Yeah, so like I admired you. I'm with you. Yeah on your side I don't want big cat to talk you out of trying another I can't promise I'm not gonna do it, but I don't plan on it I was right. I think it could happen something happened in that game where like it was just chaos everywhere
Starting point is 00:54:53 And the lateral was part of that and it was just like what's going on right now I I appreciate the like whenever an athlete's like fuck it. Let's just do it. Like let's just try this Kind of make a play right was uh coach pretty mad at you after not really Oh, okay. Well after the game obviously we're all pretty disappointed. Right. It wasn't like a That was your fault. Like right. Yeah, but a pretty awesome season overall Like that was uh, I know it's always, you know, you get to the playoffs and losing the playoffs You can't say it's a success, but it was a success for Buffalo because you guys are building something Uh walking away from that. We were able to like a week or two later be like, hey, you know what?
Starting point is 00:55:29 Like that was a pretty awesome season, you know to to kind of sit back and reflect and to realize how young our team is To get to 10 wins and how we did it There's a lot of a lot of room to improve and that's that's the good part for us that we did have this type of season And we've still got a lot of improvement to make a lot of a lot of places we can grow and um, obviously with our offseason coming up and with our front office and um, you know, they've been fantastic and bringing the right guys in our locker room is pretty good right now and Um, you know, I got a lot of guys in there that I'd kill for Yeah, you died you'd murder for them
Starting point is 00:56:01 potentially In a certain situation what type of murder like we were talking bare hands Weapon defense self defense. Yes, you would murder for that's you're a good leader. They're they're uh on the train Devin singletary has been tied up on a train track You'd murder the train. I'd stop the train. You'd stop the chain before it hit him Okay, I like that frank gore is locked in a room And the oxygen is being slowly sucked out of the room and the only way you can get into that room Uh, the only key is embedded inside tom brady's heart and you have to stab him and cut the cut the key out to get it
Starting point is 00:56:39 Do you kill him? I love frank gore. Would you murder? Tangent frank gore is one of the coolest human beings like He's the man. Yeah, he gave me a sign 49ers jersey for christmas Because I grew up a huge 49ers fan I grew up having his jerseys and wearing them and going to the games and having 21 on my on my chest. So So that's cool. Are you gonna root for the niners? On sunday, we'll probably run this after the super rule, but it's kind of weird because now you're in the obviously in the nfl
Starting point is 00:57:08 So you're gonna sit there and be like kind of hope the niners win I mean, where's the afc pride? Well, I kind of like I'd rather than Don't you wouldn't want they have seen not to win? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like to just pretend It's like college football because they're like they're closer of a rival The niners would be right plus people are always like oh patrick myhomes and josh allen have the biggest arms in the league So you don't want them to be you don't want them taking that crown. Mm-hmm. Yeah Okay, yeah, see room for the niners. Yeah, I'll say I'll move for the niners, but I I don't know
Starting point is 00:57:39 I've got some different different ideas of what the game could happen and what could what could go It could go either way. Right. Um Going down the stretch this season. I noticed something like a little bit different about your play. You've always been a good runner But you started to run a little bit more physically where it looked like you were enjoying the contact Sometimes you get I think it was a patriots game. Yeah that night game You were like running into people and popping up and like john on a little bit. Do you like getting hit? Well, so I didn't start off that game I think I was started over three or something like that and I just I need one need one to get me going
Starting point is 00:58:13 I do so Yeah, and I need a little bit of contact to to get myself human human body craves contact Coach harbaugh taught us that swear to god. It's true. You feel better. I'm a big harbaugh guy. Yeah, you are. Oh, yeah What just I mean? I like I said I was for the Love 49ers. Yeah, and you brought the prominence and you seem like a you know a guy that players wanted to play for Yes, absolutely. Here's a good question Your coach famously took the ping pong table Out of the locker room when the pool table the pool table. Sorry ping pong table still there. Oh, thank god. Oh, yeah
Starting point is 00:58:47 I thought he took I thought he took both out Because I think maybe as long as I've been there. It's been it's been right but right in front of my locker Okay, so he was he the coach that seemed for one year before you correct All right, so I think what he did if I remember my pro football talk correctly I think he took both of those out and then it sounds like he reintroduced The ping pong table. Okay, uh to like foster camaraderie Was that something that you think like actually helps your team being able to play ping pong because I'm a big believer Whenever a coach comes in he's like, I'm gonna clean up the locker room real quick. We're taking the pool table out
Starting point is 00:59:20 Was there a question in there? No, I don't think so It's three o'clock on Friday There wasn't a question My question is uh, how How much do you wish the ping pong table? And the pool table were both back in the locker room. Uh, I wish the pool table was in there How good are you at ping pong? I'm I'm pretty good. Okay, but I'm not I'm not top dog in our in our locker room Matt Barkley, okay, or steven house. Yeah. Oh these guys, but they take your kickers
Starting point is 00:59:55 Lessons matt you take lessons matt. Let's let's be honest. You take lessons. I don't know if I can look Yeah, Hank does now. Oh, you're looking at that right now. They have their own One their own ping pong paddles, which are 200 300 dollars. Okay, they have yeah, they have covers Yes, ping pong paddles, and then they have foam that goes on their paddle. So Hey, they're in a different world. Like I get the crappy ping pong Paddles in the locker room and I'll play well. We uh, we got a ping pong table in the office I'm also a kicker and I also bought a $250 paddle You are you are a kicker congrats on that. Yeah, I I if you lose that's so embarrassing
Starting point is 01:00:32 I know but it's just crazy how he just absolutely nailed kickers right there. Yeah, we're fucking nerds Yeah, you actually bought the $250 paddle. Yeah, just because you thought it'd give you an edge Well, me and Jeff when haves, he's on it. Oh my god, that's worse. That's way worse No, but then they sent him one because they saw that we bought one. Yeah, so now I've got my own That's worse that you're gonna share a ping pong to paddle in retrospect Like you shouldn't share another man's paddle right what happens when you play each other Oh, well, he's got his own now, but well Yeah, we we had a handshake agreement when we played each other we would use the regular paddles
Starting point is 01:01:07 So neither one of us would use the good one. I don't I don't know what to believe anymore You're getting verified. You're buying fucking ping pong. I know like what is going on? I've changed man. What else? What is going on change? I'm corporate damn. It's corporate. Yeah, if you lose that's embarrassing for the whole brand Like I'm part of my brand is losing right. No, I think it actually helps But when you try and you lose that's really what it's bad. Yeah, are we still doing an interview right now? Yeah, we are um You have a glow-up. You're looking pretty good. I'm looking good. Yeah, what have you bought? Tell us what do you mean purchases anything car house clothes List them bought this the other day. This is our portion called the irs is coming for you
Starting point is 01:01:48 No, it's from rack. Okay. That's nice. That's a nice Miami jacket. It's like a little understated But a nod to the culture not too much. Yeah, I'm not like the too much guy Right, right. You got the shirt underneath. How much was the shirt? Uh, like a seventy eight dollar shirt. Okay. Not bad. Just a plain white makes you that's the thing is like you can You obviously are in good shape. You're tall guy your handsome guy. You can wear anything and look good I don't know about any horny right now. No, I'm getting a little it's a little I'm a little tired So wait, so have you bought like a house or a car or anything about a house in Buffalo? Okay Love that but bill's mafia loves that. Yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 01:02:26 And then the car I bought I bought a Range Rover And that's kind of like my dream car growing up and then I now have a forward raptor Baja Hell, yeah, Shelby addition. How does it do in the snow? Fantastic. Yeah, very is great. You ever open it up on the highway? No, no, no, no That thing no that thing can move It moves really well It beats the Range Rover off the block and I got the the sport and it's dynamic and oh, you got the sport Yeah, what 130? No, not that much. So yeah, yeah, no the sports. You got the upgrade. What do you guys drive?
Starting point is 01:03:04 How about we interview you Mazda cx-5? It's a compact SUV very affordable. Do you even drive in New York? It's the biggest no car ever. I don't have a car. I bought a pair of those Isometric shoes that you put on. So that's how I get around mostly works the calves out a lot. It's important to me No, keep you on your toes the entire time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, the Mazda cx-5, you know, it's it's uh, they say it's an SUV But really you can only fit like a baby and a small dog in it. They're like, oh, yeah, it's for family Do you have any babies? I have a baby now and it's in a small There you go. So it's the perfect car. Yeah, but yeah, everyone looks at me and they're like, dude You couldn't get a real SUV and I was like
Starting point is 01:03:43 No, man, it's affordable. I'm trying to try to try to save the planet. Of course. Good gas mileage on the highway. Yeah, exactly Paper straws. Have you? No, no paper straws I'm just asking what they do in California. The people are not happy with you with that. I'm not a fan of them But they give you paper straws with plastic cups. It's just like doesn't make duality of man. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, um The have you picked a wing spot? Yeah, barbell barbell tavern. Okay, good place. Have you tried that? Yeah There's what what what kind of wings did you guys have? We had a nice little spread after whatever the hot or super hot I think maybe not hot. I think eric would honey butter barbecue. Yes. Cajun. Yes. Those are good
Starting point is 01:04:25 We had them all it's that one and uh, gabriel's gate. Those are okay. I've not tried gabriel's gate because you live in the Out near the bar. Do you have a mug at bar bill? I do. Yeah, are you an alcoholic? No, it sounds like you drink a lot Wait, how often do you go there? Do you get recognized every time you go there? Obviously? Yeah, yeah And do people hassle you or are they cool about it? I'll buff up. People are cool, man. They're the best They'll come up. They'll last for a picture. I'm like be on their way and I sat down one time They brought my mug over to me and there's like 20 bucks in there from some fan. He just Because you beat the cowboys. I guess so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean bill's mafia Buffalo people are like the best people on there. They really are the nicest people
Starting point is 01:05:02 So that doesn't surprise you that no one's bothering you. What was your favorite win this year? The cowboy game was pretty fun. Um, it being Thanksgiving and like growing up watching that game Yep, I had 30 plus people from back home there. So that that one was pretty sweet Uh, the pittsburgh night game. Yes, that was a very cool atmosphere to go in there Sunday night football was the first time the bills have been on it since 2007. I believe yep to go out there and win And clinch a playoff spot that night and to get home and Bill's mafia was there at two o'clock in the morning 30 degree weather. Like waiting at the airport. Yeah, it was awesome That's cool. It felt like john linden getting out of the the plane like yeah, now's like last one out and I looked out
Starting point is 01:05:40 Hopefully they're not as big. They went crazy fans that john linden fan was uh, that would be bad True, uh, but in that game, I think the stealers tried to play double renegade on you, right? They played renegade twice to get their fans amped up. Did they really yeah I heard some story that maybe like your coaches played renegade. We played it all throughout practice. Yeah That's awesome. So when it came on Dave will tell me after the game. It's like I didn't tell anybody as soon as that that play or they turned that song on I was gonna go deep. So that was the play we called and john brown went up and got one Yeah, so they so pittsburgh called that play for you by trying to beat you they beat themselves
Starting point is 01:06:18 Correct big brain. That's crazy brain. Yes. Are you worried a little bit about the hype train in the off season? Which hype train? Bill's the one that we're about the narrative that me and big cat are going to be New website Um, I'm not no, I don't not worry about that. Okay. We understand what we've got to do. Um, Good answer. Uh, all right. My last question cke question promo code take 10 dollars off go to bill's game next year How often do people come up and mention the website? Not so much in buffalo, but anywhere else because they've drafted you. Yes So they don't have to talk about it anymore and they have the draft. We drafted josh on that's right that domain
Starting point is 01:06:59 Someone stole that from us, right? Well, I think it was the bills. Oh, yeah, the bills. We drafted josh The bills, yeah, and I don't know if I'm supposed to say this, but we also bought the domain We drafted josh allen again just in case we took him at That's a good bond to see the scoop though. That is a huge scoop. Don't kill me All right, so people still bring it up though when you're yeah, like especially so I I went to uh Scott stale played in the waste management the other day and like when you get a bunch of college kids out there like that's They they know bar still, right? They listen to you guys podcast and that's all they talk about josh big hands I
Starting point is 01:07:40 Didn't see you at that tournament you tried to throw a guy through a table But then it didn't really work and you had to manipulate the legs of the table Yeah, do you look at my plan wasn't my idea? Yeah If it was up to me, I would have really thrown them They were trying to do it like as a little gag and set it up and and there's a wooden table You know and it wasn't the greatest performance, but your heart wasn't in it I did don't want to hurt the guy right. Yeah, you got a big arm, but That's true. Yeah, it is rocket arm rocket arm. How far do you think you could throw it for real?
Starting point is 01:08:13 Have we actually this yeah Yeah, eight eight ish 80 ish Did you make it out of the stadium because I know that I saw you cock back and after you scored a touchdown this year You tried to throw it out of almost I was like four or five rows to go Holy shit It was up there and like in my mind. I was supposed to go Probably 10 yards further and throw it from like the edge of the turf right, but I was so pumped up I threw it like right at the end in the end zone. Yeah the edge of the end zone and it got up there
Starting point is 01:08:39 But I got a nice little fine from it. Yeah, that's if you throw it out of it though Yeah, you throw it out of the field like that's going to be a legendary moment Yeah, you should do that every single touchdown that you were on everyone. Yes, we'll pay your fine nine times. No, no He said it. He said it. I'm not gonna. He said it. It's like you heard it. Uh, everybody in here heard it Not yeah, you're gonna pay it. All right. I'm doing it every touchdown. I'm not paying for your fine um, all right, so Best of luck next year. If you guys get to a home playoff game We will be in attendance. We'll probably have to stay at your house. Okay. Um, yeah, that's guaranteed after for the afternoon
Starting point is 01:09:17 If the bills have a home playoff game next year, we got bubble hockey down in the basement Listen, we're easy. You give us some sleeping bags in the basement. We won't even be there. You won't even know we're there No, the the there's a story the nicest room is in the basement Dark room comfy bed. No windows. So it's dark right and it's cold. All right So we'll all share that bed and you won't even know we're there. Perfect, right and we'll stay there for as long as we want Well, as long as it's a playoff as long as you guys pay my fines, you know, it's a uh Scratch my back. I'll scratch. Yeah. I was lying. It's the thing about that. I'm a big liar Uh, you just don't take anything and I say to be the truth. So
Starting point is 01:09:57 I I already said psych so I don't know why I'm even still defending myself. I think I was clear He needs his money for his ping-pong nice new era hat by the way. It's a cool new era. Thank you. Thank you new era Appreciate it new era. Uh, josh. I don't thank you as always. Good friend. Thank you. Best friends. Let's go buffalo. Let's go I fucking love that. Nobody circles the wagons like the buffalo bills fact. He's awesome. Actually say that right into the camera Is it our style? Yeah, nobody circles the wagons Nobody circles the wagons like the buffalo bills Sit up on the back of my neck That interview with josh allen was brought to you by shady rays
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Starting point is 01:13:15 hijacked everyone Everyone's attention with mookie bets trade to the Dodgers and then spent the last week saying it's not official until Now it's official. Yeah, it's actually great what they've done. So they they took what five days Of uh of media coverage on this. Yes, they dropped it They broke Hank's brother's heart and Hank's brother's dog's heart and then there was maybe hope maybe some hope And then boom it closed. It's kind of been like, uh, is it Schrodinger's arrow the arrow that never arrives at its destination? That's what this trade felt like if it if I know if I followed this correctly though It's actually not the fault of any of the teams, right?
Starting point is 01:13:51 Like the reporters reported it too early and the teams never even told the players like hey, this is what's going on So if anything, this is a uh put one of his ear hole to journalism Why don't you wait until we're ready for the trade to actually happen before you start announcing it? Because think about it like David Price Probably had to uh look at private schools in la for his kids. I don't even know if he has kids Uh, it's not clutch enough to and that was a girl. That was stressful as hell And these people that are you know have hundreds of millions of dollars And might have to move to la which would be awesome
Starting point is 01:14:29 Uh, they probably went through stress last that was it was tough for them for sure Yeah, but it's also been a great weekend for the people in kin rosenthal's mentions and john hayman's mentions These are my new favorite reply guys the ones that just reply with announce so-and-so Yes, like announce whatever trade that they want to see happen Yes, like uh like john hayman is waiting like behind a curtain getting ready for it to just open so he can finally Let people know that your favorite players coming to your favorite team right now It would be great if they actually held back and waited for like just one random person to you know, like seam head 69 Tweets jeff passon like the 700th time on a saturday announced the trade and finally he's like, you know what?
Starting point is 01:15:07 I'm gonna give it to him. I'll announce this trade to him. Here you go. Here you go seam head 69 You asked for it. You got it. It's delivered. Yeah bats is going to be a dodger again So hank now that you've had five days or however many days it's been to let this all process Uh, any any change in heart No, I mean I was very hopeful that like when I saw that there was reports that The physical was failed. He might be coming back I was thinking that they were gonna like the trade was gonna fail and the red sox were gonna have had buyers Or like sellers remorse and then actually give him the contract that he wanted
Starting point is 01:15:38 So I had that in my head for a few days and now it's just like back to square one It also didn't help that our friend jared carabas who has a great uh podcast starting nine also a red sox podcast section 10 I knew that I was get it's a phoenix sundance podcast Well, I was thinking section eight and they're like, no that's section eight housing. So section 10. I got it So section 10, uh, but he kept on doing the like would be a real shame And jared's one of those guys who's in the know, but he doesn't break news So he just lets you know that he knows But doesn't tell you that he knows he lets you know that something something is happening that you should want to know
Starting point is 01:16:12 Yeah, that he knows that he will not share and it was the perfect It was a perfect story that I didn't really care about this But I saw peripherally like I would see jared every few hours be like would be a real shame It's not official right and I'm like, but I'm not actually following it closely because I don't care So then I'm just in my head. I'm like, wait, is this trade just never happening Here's something that we can all get excited about though is one of the players that they One of the youngsters involved in this trade is named jeter Yes, so the red sox got a player and there's a guy that works named jeter right
Starting point is 01:16:42 Oh, alex vertigo. Yeah, we disavow. Disavow vertigo. I'm just a team equilibrium. Yeah, is red sox now Why are we disavowing him? We're just I think he's got another thing that I have not been following I've been very peripheral on this Uh, it's college basketball season and x it fell started So it was on the last of my worries But I think there was something with a snapchat video Maybe revenge porn wrong place wrong time, but it might not he might have like we're just gonna go ahead and disavow Okay, I'm just gonna get ahead of this. We're just gonna do a blanket disavow
Starting point is 01:17:10 Listen as a big red sox fan and a big new england sports through your pod guy. I'm all about jeter. Let's go jeter That's my guy. Yeah, so we've disavowed. We're clean on that one. But yeah, the whole thing I mean only baseball only basal would have a blockbuster trade that didn't happen for five days and now all of us It like what the hell is going on? Oh, yeah, I forgot that you know what I actually even think I won't really notice it until mookie beth puts on a dodger's uniform. But oh, oh, yeah, that did happen Right. It felt like that old uh, the pelicans trade out to the lakers when it was going to be what like chris paul and Like some blockbuster David stern when david turn put the kibosh kibosh on it help. Yeah, it felt like that's what was happening again I'll give us all right. He had already put his finger on the scale that way
Starting point is 01:17:53 I don't think that baseball's commissioners are competent enough to actually like be be able to accurately manage A trade that would be a disadvantage to win their premiere franchises I think they would find out a way to screw that up if they tried to meddle with it. Absolutely. Absolutely. Um, okay So that that's that trade. Hopefully that's the end of that although. I'm sure it's not I'm sure we'll get more news Uh, next up we have shoe roast russell wilson's photo shoot Yeah, let's let's roast him a little bit now Russell wilson I I love him as a player. He is a goober Like he's a goober. Well, he's a dad. He's a goober russell wilson is a dorky dad
Starting point is 01:18:28 But he was a dad before he was dead, of course Yes, he was born a dad He came out he came out of his mom's vagina wearing new balances and like acid wash jeans with cuffs on him Yeah, he's a dweeb in this every like two months or three months He'll have a picture that comes out where he's just like trying to do a glow up for the afternoon I think sometimes siara's like hey, by the way, how do you say your name siara? Like siara nevada siara mist Sierra will be like hey, why don't you put on a pair of pants that doesn't have an elastic waistband and let's do a photo shoot
Starting point is 01:18:57 And this was an all-time photo shoot. Yeah, he I'm looking at it right now It has some it has some a-rod kissing the mirror vibes going on um Yeah, I don't I any any photo shoot really is kind of awkward It just like you know what I mean like when you do a photo shoot no matter what it's a little weird And guys with curly hair that straighten it out like when pft has done it a couple times. It's just super It's strange. It may definitely but yeah, it gives you like the willy right. Yeah, right No, that's a good point Hank like my hair is very similar to russell wilson's and when you straight
Starting point is 01:19:28 He looked like he was stay woke Isn't coming to america too coming out. This might be a viral advertisement for soul glow He no, he but he almost looked like he could be he could be in like boy meets world It had a shawn. What was that guy's last name shawn, whatever sleeter. No Yes, you're too young shawn. Yeah, I got shawn matthews. Oh, no. Shawn matthews boy matthews shawn Fuck It does have a little boy meets world vibe. It's got a little hunter shawn hunter. I didn't look it up He looks like uh, like a baby caterpillar those fuzzy baby caterpillars dipped in Vaseline
Starting point is 01:20:03 How many baby caterpillars are you coming across? You've seen those fuzzy caterpillars, right? The ones that have like all the fluff on them. I know what you're talking about I just don't know the last time I encountered one. Well, I live in new york So I'm trying to think yeah, like you don't get to see any wildlife What so ever that would be like a day at the zoo if I saw a rat Yeah, he looks seriously is like actually when you break it down That's way more off putting than Russell wilson's haircut the fact that I was just when you just mentioned baby caterpillar Obviously, I know what you're talking about and I've seen him and you miss baby caterpillars. Well. No, I just miss
Starting point is 01:20:33 Seeing anything besides rats and pigeons right and occasionally like a cockroach. She's like, whoa. Yeah, it's a big day Saw a cockroach. You put on your khaki pants and vests and you got crocky. Look at this What is the bugger? What's the coolest animal you see in new york city? Probably a diseased fish probably um A diseased fish that got plucked out of the water by a bird and then dropped or like people with luxury dogs Like super rich people and have those crazy I was yeah, I was a french bulldog a french bulldog with like a fendi vest on I was like they looked like it looks like a Broom. Yes a mop. I was walking along the east river on saturday And there's little kid was walking with his mom and he was like
Starting point is 01:21:12 Do you think like it's low tide? Do you think we're gonna get to see and I couldn't fully hear what he said? And I was like, oh my god, is there like some kind of animal I'm missing on the east river And I turned around and he asked again. He's like, do you think we're gonna get to see the tires? And I was like, Jesus christ. That's really what we're like. This is new york city low tide. Hey, let's go down mom east river We're gonna get to see the tires because this is low tide. That's new york I don't know how we got here, but it needed to be said what we're discussing in new york wildlife I think that we should do a show about new york wildlife I mean we just we kind of did when we went you know, we need to do the larry's picks with
Starting point is 01:21:44 With the rats lucky the rat we need to figure out what part of town has the biggest rats because I'm sure that there are Different types of rats in different neighborhoods because they're colonies, right? So they're all inbred in certain colonies and then they probably get bigger The more outside of the downtown area I would say closer to the uh electric plants Yes, they probably get bigger the ones where their eyes glow. Yeah, right. Yeah, they're really huge So anyways, russell wilson looked like he was in a prince music video for monster mash Russell wilson looked like an animal We haven't seen in four years because we live in this hellhole of new york city. Yes
Starting point is 01:22:17 All right last up. We've asked eating season for phil fulmer He's about to eat eat all of his opponents asses because tennessee's back now. Why did he say tennessee was back? Well, here they get a recruit. Here's the quote the vols are back and before long we'll be taking a bite out of everybody We play his ass So there's like 98 it's a very it's a very southern way to say i'm going to lick someone's butthole Like putting so many different words in between the subject and the noun of a sentence Yes, you're like we're the team who loses to division one ass or one double a ass squads And uh, probably we'll lose the Vanderbilt again next year and our ass is clean
Starting point is 01:22:57 It's I don't I also just I need to know tennessee is one of those programs That every like three or four years, they'll just declare that they're back and it's like no, you're not even close to back Like it's it's even less back than texas is back texas We we joke about but every now and then texas will put together a team Where in september you could at least give yourself the idea that they might be back right tennessee is like no It's not where i'm joking. It's kind of brasska can be like kind of back at some points When tennessee is kind of cute though, they're like, uh, we're back 98 feels like 98 that's really sweet No, like yeah, you're right tennessee will never be back, but we're not like threatened by tennessee saying no
Starting point is 01:23:35 I love burnt orange. There's one guy in my twitter mentions all the time who's uh of tennessee in clemson fan Be careful when it's pretty funny when you get to the pantone life Like you're you're dancing on the edge of that if you say burnt orange. Yeah, it's what you're gonna get rightfully roasted I think it's like it's like volunteer orange. Now say this it does imply the color orange that tennessee has For some reason implies a clean ass to me. Yes when I see someone wearing that color I'm like they probably wiped really well. Yeah, it's it's a nice color. It pops rocky top very catchy song Rocky top is a very catchy song. I want the end zones are awesome Really cool smoky, uh
Starting point is 01:24:13 You're sneaky have like a sailgate situation there, too. They had a sailgate situation um your Knoxville has that wonderful sundome from the world's fair you guys are uh claim sometimes that you're a basketball school now Even though you have rick barnes as your head coach, which means you'll never win anything big So there's some good things going on. You almost hired john gruden You had manning you had john gruden on campus and then he said you know what I'd rather move to oakland Here's you are this you are actually the best team run by jimmy haslam That's a good point. The browns are worse. That's a very good point. That's actually really nice. Yeah, you probably get the
Starting point is 01:24:49 Majority of jimmy haslam's time. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing But you probably do when john gruden was on her campus. He said, you know what? I'd rather not work for an organization that has such a weird legacy of familial interference I'm going to go work for mark davis. Yeah, that's perfect. Uh, I I actually thought just dobs for a minute. There was good Josh dobs is okay. I thought he was good. He had his moments. You know what tennessee You know what tennessee has they have very good, uh early in the season prime time game colors Yes, so when you see him playing like week one or week two and they're beating little sisters of the poor by like 50 Points, you're like this team this could be the year that they finally don't lose to florida and overtime
Starting point is 01:25:30 You also I remember when you had a clausen actually you guys were kind of still decent then that was cool Casey I think was a casey Casey clausen the vols are back and before long we'll be taking a bite out of everybody. We play his ass. There's our, uh Tennessee it wasn't even roast. We actually just complimented you guys a shitload. So good job Uh, you guys are back feels like 98 is actually a cool thing to say bless your heart It's so fucking funny that paint manning is like the best quarterback of all time for them And then they won the title the next year right pureless price all time name All time name
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