Pardon My Take - Scott Van Pelt, NFL 100 - Wide Receivers, Mt Flushmore Of TV Characters

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Scott Van Pelt, old friend, recurring guest on the show, talk about World Without Sports, talk about when sports would be back, talk about how far Maryland would have gone, and he's totally not mad about the fact that they had to share a title with Wisconsin this year and Big Ten Basketball. We have Sports May Be coming back.

Starting point is 00:00:29 Well, actually, no, Wisconsin won the NCAA title according to ESPN. Correct. According to Scott's boss. ESPN BPI. We have Sports May Be coming back. We have NFL 100 wide receiver list, hot seat, cool throne, Mount Flushmore of TV characters, and some guys on chicks, so a pack show for everyone. Before we do that, part of my take is brought to you by the Cash App, not only is it the

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Starting point is 00:16:00 cool drink hope I I'm gonna choose to leave. I have no problem with this. Can I just pretend that you said some bad shit about Larry Fitzgerald? Should it just be about how his play on the field though? Exactly strictly on the field like like Peter King. Nah I mean he's he's an unbelievable receiver. He's right off the list. It's NFL top 100 players not top 100. If I could take Steve Largent off I take Steve Largent off. I basically went for the top four wide receivers in the modern modern era and I'm going with Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald. Just telling you that you're putting up this much of a stink about TO and you didn't really say that much about OJ. So

Starting point is 00:16:56 What what's your list? Okay? Well, let me just pretend that you said no Larry Fitzgerald because you've been teasing it, but you've been teasing it But I looked at it for weeks. I wait. No, no, hold on. I just have fun stats When we first did it though, I said I have to look at number one He has more tackles than drop passes in his entire career That's fucking wild, isn't it? Yeah stat number two Here's his playoff statistics

Starting point is 00:17:22 2008 here's the game breakdown 101 yards one touchdown 166 yards a touchdown 152 yards three touchdowns seven receptions for 127 yards and two touchdowns in the Super Bowl Then after that, I'm gonna jump to the end and just say he's got he averages about 94 yards per game in the playoffs and over a touchdown in every touch in every Postseason game they's ever played in and here's a fun list of the quarterbacks. He's caught touchdown passes from Obviously, there's Kurt Warner

Starting point is 00:17:54 There's Carson Palmer average 104 yards in play after that Josh McCown John Skelton Josh I agree Kevin Cobb Matt Leinert Kyler Murray Derek Anderson Drew Stanton Blaine Gabbard

Starting point is 00:18:11 Max Hall, who's who's max Hall as you he's a creative player Richard Bartell Sean King Brian St. Pierre and that's it Those are the that's a list of of quarterbacks have thrown touchdown passes Larry Fitz He's absolutely on this list. He deserves to be on this list. So wait. Who's you? I will stand Larry Fitzgerald Wait, so who'd you take off? I'm dropping Raymond Berry. No, no, no, you can't do this because we we did this last time You can't take any of the old guys off Steve after me. No, no, you have to keep Steve largely on too So give us why do I keep he stopped playing in 1989? Yeah, but this is the again

Starting point is 00:18:46 This is like we're trying to make it hard right. We're trying to make it hard for ourselves But he overlapped it. Oh, give me a nice 99 isn't that old Give me your four like give me your top four and make it hard on yourself like I made it hard on myself I didn't take Steve largely now. I didn't take any of the old guys out Steve largely and isn't Steve large is not old guy. I I'm saying do it. Just give me your four Steve like make it hard on yourself I'm very confused what you're asking. I'm saying give me your top four. Okay. My top four Jerry Rice I know Randy Moss number one Jerry Rice number two Calvin Johnson number three and then number four

Starting point is 00:19:24 Larry Fitz, okay, so we have the exact same rankings. So you don't respect to you the same way No, I I kept Steve large it on to make it difficult. He's for a of course Steve Of course to is better than Steve large is for a I'm making it difficult. So we agree 100% for a I'm still You you've been teasing me to get pre-mad about Larry Fitzgerald, but I look at it Then you pulled the okie-dokie. No shout out to me for being able to look at it and be like hey You know what when we were when we talked about this originally I was wrong a false build up from you I can admit when I'm wrong false build up from you can't so can I Mountain Dew spit bottle? No, I apologize to Hank Remember you actually did admit it on air Hank put the oh, yeah, no, I know

Starting point is 00:20:03 So we have the exact same rankings We do now, but you've also said I'm disagreeing with former big cat But I if we pull back the tape by business like I need sounds like you're flip-flopper No, I need to look at it and I looked at it and I agreed that Larry Fitzgerald should be for stick to your guns And to should be five best bud on the list to Larry Fitzgerald All right. So yeah, that's so that's the list. We have the exact same list. I think Calvin Johnson should be on there It's crazy. I agree. I agree. It's nuts. I don't know who who voted on this. There's Collins worth Bella check I don't know who else was on the pole. It just also sucks that they do the old five guys because it's like of course

Starting point is 00:20:37 I don't think any of these five guys, but like you have to keep them on I don't know it's stupid you were you're talking shit about to you But you remain silent on Randy Moss. He always when he got mad about the barbecue catering tray in the Vikings He always one time exact same ranking that you have. Yes. Okay, so we have the exact same Do you have any comment about Randy Moss getting mad at Randy Moss is the is the best receiver in the history of the NFL Correct. We have the same night. I don't yeah, I don't I don't care what he did what he did to a caterer Yeah, the barbecue. What did he do? You don't remember that? No, that was it's the most hilarious dumb fake Like news cycle that was it was in like 2013 2014 towards the end of his career

Starting point is 00:21:19 They had some catered lunch in the Vikings locker room And then afterwards all these reports came out saying that Randy Moss insulted the brisket or the barbecue and it was it was like a mom-and-pop that had been serving the team for the last 20 Oh, Randy Moss had his issues too. Like he wasn't the best teammate But he was also the greatest wide receiver all time also Randy Moss is awesome on television. Yes He is so I've never seen someone so mad to agree. You're mad I'm mad at former big cat right but I because you've been getting me I've been in a cage this whole time and you've been you're like, hey

Starting point is 00:21:50 We're gonna I'm gonna talk about Larry Fitzgerald in a couple weeks And then you opened up the cage and you gave me birthday cake and so now I'm like, yeah, well, I agree Thank you for the birthday. It's awesome. You know, I love when we're pieces But I'm still I I'm gonna need a second to calm down from the last two weeks of stewing about Larry Fitzgerald Well, when we first talked about it, I didn't even know Marvin Harrison was on I'm pretty sure we just knew that Calvin Johnson and Tio weren't on it and I was like, how is this fucking possible? Now I understand and yeah I think Calvin Johnson should be on it ahead of Marvin Harrison and then Tio if you want to take Steve large enough

Starting point is 00:22:24 If we are allowed to take Steve large enough, it's a no-brainer Jerry Rice, Randy Moss Yes, I took him off just because he did overlap. I was just trying to make it hard on us like because it's easy to like That's the shape no-brainer five for me So I was like, let's make it as difficult as possible and have to make a decision between Calvin Larry and Tio. You know what we should do We should just acknowledge the old people on the list and instead of doing like have these like arbitrary year cut-offs Just list our top five No matter what yeah, what our top five would be. What are your top five Hank? Do you have a top five?

Starting point is 00:22:56 Jules Welker no, so my time. Yeah, so Piazza. I have the same top five Randy Moss, Randy Moss, Jerry Rice, Troy Brown Amondola I'd have to look to I might even have Ethel Johnson. I might even have no Rache Caldwell I might even have Chris Carter over over Marvin Harrison. I don't know about that. I'd have to look but I Yeah, I might I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Maybe that's what we can get mad about Those guys Chris Carter and Marvin Harrison Marvin Harrison nice career, but a really good career Fucking awesome career, but man having paid Manning definitely makes it a lot easier

Starting point is 00:23:34 I remember when Marvin Harrison when he when he stepped away and then right behind him They had who Pierre Garcon. Yeah, and Pierre Garcon became a really good player I was like, yeah, how much of this was Marvin and how much because like there were there were a few years back to back to back To back where they had Peyton was like throwing touchdowns to Dallas Clark Ben Utecht all these random guys and so he was able to make a lot of players look great I mean his first year in in Denver. Yeah, he made all those guys look at me Eric Decker was like a top three wide receiver in the league So yeah, there's definitely a Peyton Manning factor that you have to take into account here

Starting point is 00:24:08 So I think yeah for him. It was kind of an easy choice for me to move him out of that top I'm looking at it right now and Chris Carter and Marvin Harrison basically have the exact same stats. It's just that Chris Carter played Like 45 more games at Marvin Harrison. Yeah, so I guess I would give it to Marvin Harrison Also, people don't talk about the fact that Marvin Harrison assaulted a Jets ball boy before a game and killed a guy. Yeah, well Allegedly allegedly Allegedly assaulted a Jets ball and allegedly killed a guy. Yeah, that that part really gets lost Like we're talking about to doing some some sit-ups in in his driveway, but man, can you just bleep out Marvin Harrison's name? I don't want him to come after me. Yeah, he's kind of scary. All right. Let's get to our hot seat cool throne before we get to SVP

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Starting point is 00:25:38 They are healthy and they have the ability to fight this virus off if that is true Then we sequester them and continue because we need to run money through the state of Oklahoma Okay, so so he's saying that people are not happy I think that's I think that's a situation where maybe he probably has some people involved that like he was at if he was at The school they would have been like hey, don't say this, but he just did the call from his house and just like kind of let loose This is didn't work out for him Yeah So this is why Gundy definitely needs a filter to run these things through because there's nothing that he said that was a lie

Starting point is 00:26:08 About how a lot of major college coaches think he just said the quiet part really really loud and was like Hey, we need these players who are all 18 and 19 that don't get paid to make money for other people Based off their labor which is not a great way to phrase things Admittedly if you're my he should have just said if we can't whip a virus his ass How are we gonna go on the road or how we what's gonna happen in bedlam? Mm-hmm. He It's different when it's college kids. He definitely he'd missed that He probably read the biodome stuff and Dana White and being like oh Tides are changing here. We're ready to get back to work. We got to pump money into this state is not it's not a great thing to say

Starting point is 00:26:51 We need to generate revenue off the labor of these unpaid players. Yes My cool throne last week the cool throw was lists this week the cool throne is groups Yes, how so so every major media company is doing whether it's like TV shows or groups of athletes Like whether you went to Wisconsin. It's like here's eight groups of four Wisconsin athletes Which group would you want to be in quarantine with like here's? Eight groups of like three different TV shows like which which group would you want to be quarantined with that's that's the new hotness in the streets? Yeah, we're so bored. Yeah, we're so we're so bored as a country We're bored and Instagram lives just everyone's everyone's going on live everyone's living on live

Starting point is 00:27:34 We're living we're living life through live life is content right now. It's like it's like an episode of black mirror. Yeah PFT your hot seat culture my hot seat is Tigers Because a tiger cats actually cats. Yeah big cats in general because big cats are now capable of catching the virus The one of the Bronx zoo is sick thoughts and prayers to it and I hope it pulls through just fine But yeah, I mean a big cat that said they'd inject themselves imagine with the virus Yeah, I still would love to have it just to get it over with at this point I really would just like to I hate I hate the coronavirus. It's such a fucking asshole. Yeah, I hate it, too I don't respect it. I hate to hate it to get out of my face virus

Starting point is 00:28:16 Literally, so my other hot seat is podcast because podcasting numbers are down across the board I read a study that says that they're like six are you repeating what I said last week? No, but I read another I read another study got it podcast or don't are down and I decided that I'm gonna do something to raise awareness for this Okay, he's awareness for podcasts. I am going to do that bike ride around Manhattan Mm-hmm. I was waiting to find out like some sort of charity I could do I'm doing it to raise awareness for podcasting numbers being down

Starting point is 00:28:47 So if you want to sponsor me in this bike ride around Manhattan, I'm gonna try to do it and under I pulled up the Google Maps on it. Okay, the perimeter of Manhattan. It's a about a three-hour bike ride Okay, now there are some places that I don't know which streets to take exactly So I'm gonna I'm gonna give myself three hours 15 minutes Okay to get around the island of Manhattan if you want to sponsor me download one podcast Preferably a part of my take but it could be your choice and that will sponsor me for a minute of my ride In order to raise awareness for podcasts and tag tag 10 friends to also do it. It's not a good podcast download challenge Yes, and then tag Erica Nardini

Starting point is 00:29:28 Say I'm sponsored holy shit I'm I can't believe pft is putting the weight of the podcasting road on his shoulders to accomplish this fantastic feat So I don't know. I don't know what I do. I have to wear like a gold a gold jacket Is that what they wear in the tour to France? No, I think you're good. You just wear whatever you wear Okay, just wear whatever I wear. I'll be doing that. When should I do that? I'll go live I'll go IG live on that. Yeah Friday Saturday. I don't think days matter anymore. So yeah Saturday What do you think Friday? I think honk Friday Friday, okay, right? I'm gonna join him for some of it Some people might be working

Starting point is 00:30:04 Where at home? Yeah, some people work, but that's why we're gonna go live Yeah, but I'm saying like do it on Saturday We probably get more people to watch because they're just sitting at home doing nothing. I think Saturday more people will be out The walking they're not supposed to so do that Yeah, that's what I'm gonna be doing on like a shitty bike too because I don't own a bike city bike No, I didn't say that. Well, are you gonna city bike? No free ads. You are shit. Yeah, that's not a lot of gears bad bike Three of them need to get you a gear. No, I don't need you should actually I really wanted to say podcast you do it with a bike with no brakes

Starting point is 00:30:37 I'm not gonna use my break. Okay. There you go. All gas no brakes. I'm not gonna break on this podcasting Excursions. Here's a dumb question. Why doesn't Peloton make bikes? Ah Because like bike places make bikes. Yeah, that's like a bike place Yeah, but like the whole point is that you don't have to have a bike most modern technology companies eventually go back in time After they've been around for a while like Uber is gonna eventually make buses But like they have they make bikes that are the anti bike But you would think that if you have a Peloton bike, then you might you're clearly a biker

Starting point is 00:31:13 And you're clearly probably gonna get an outdoor bike. They should make it so you can take your Peloton bike off its stand Yes, and use it. That's actually a good idea. Yeah, or yeah bike that monitors how much output you're putting out while you're on a trail Actually outside. That's not a not a bad idea. Yeah. All right, so biking for charity on Friday Sure Friday high noon high noon. We ride together my cool throne is The coronavirus because Martin Screlli is asking to get out of jail to fight the disease so Make the pill to fight actually, you know what my cool throne is Martin Screlli because he's gonna save the world

Starting point is 00:31:48 Okay, yeah, yeah as we get the album right our band is on the cool throne because Screlli's out of prison I'm sure he's been writing a lot of songs So yeah, he's gonna figure out a cure for this whole thing in charge everybody fair price. Yes. All right My hot seat is I think we we might not have talked about on Monday the name Karen because there's this is the we are very bored segment of Twitter When Julie bit Bindle said does anyone else think the Karen slur is woman hating and based on class prejudice Which is such a Julie thing to do, but yeah, so Karen is Karen a slur the K word Do you mean he has the K words and a lot of hard hard ours? I called Steve weaves wife of Karen

Starting point is 00:32:31 I'm shook about it. What about it? Now make Becky actually Becky's on the cool throne wait no no But Julie saying is Karen a slur, but not saying is Becky a slur first is Actually the most woman hating you could do because she's hating against pretty ladies So she is teaming up a home record on Karen. Oh, Becky's okay side looking girl, right? Yeah home record, right? Yeah, no you actually make a good point right where was she when all the Becky corrects going on She was sitting back because she was she was glad that young attractive women were getting made fun Oh, she's the most woman hating in class prejudice person. I've ever seen I agree with that. What so K

Starting point is 00:33:10 What word are we gonna use for that? I think I say the K word. Yeah, the K word. Yeah Can I say the K word if it's in the lyrics to my humps? Yes, so I can sit I don't have to say like K words got me Sharon. I Like Justin Jackson said if being called Karen is slur, I think you'll be okay. It's a good point. That's fair Yeah, some of my best friends are Karen's. I can say it actually don't know a lot of Karen's whoops Wow, I can't say yeah my cool throne my cool throne is Pandas because they had sex and I actually really Billy shout out Billy who I think is exactly what was this is actually really sick for the

Starting point is 00:33:51 Panda species because they low-key suck at sex, which is a great Billy fact and then also Asking girls for nudes is on the cool throne because I don't know if you guys saw this guy Chris Rain down I don't even know who he is. So I said if you're asking for nudes during this pandemic You still haven't learned that shit has played out have a girl send you a picture of her reading a book out loud or listening to a podcast So, you know, they're not dumb. It's not about physical connect with them mentally dig deep Yeah, or you can ask them to send you a picture reading a book while naked. Yeah, that would be cool or

Starting point is 00:34:25 Listening to a podcast while naked. Mm-hmm like everyone listens to this by the way This guy's very clearly just trying to get girls to send him nudes. Yeah by saying I don't wait night I don't even want nudes anymore. He's got a shitload of Becky's and Karen's hitting them up for sure All right, let's get to our interview with which one which one calls the manager over Karen, okay Becky who sucks the manager's dick What about a barbecue who calls the cops on a barbecue Karen? I thought her name was barbecue Becky No, that was that was that was just an alliteration. Okay. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah that one that was not She was not a back. She was definitely a Karen. Karen verge Becky Chad. Yes. Got it. Yes, exactly

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Starting point is 00:36:33 Slash take okay here. He is Scott van Pelt Okay, we now welcome on our good friend recurring guest. It is SVP Scott van Pelt He is still doing Sports Center every single night. You should watch it on ESPN and he has a podcast SVP Is the SVP odd or SV pod? Whatever did you call it is fine. It's you know, we're we're not up there on the rankings From meager meager podcast trying to figure out who the hell's gonna be on I I forget I have it and then it's like, oh, yeah, I have a podcast That's the pot is what we've called as the pod

Starting point is 00:37:09 I did you do the thing where it debuted when it was like number one of the charts and you took the screenshot and you're like Yeah, we're still awake Yeah, we're still explained how you can kind of cook them like I don't know what it is He understands the ratings for all that and it's like I guess it's sort of fake when you debut and then after that It's like you either what you guys are always number one So you're just number one but then after that then you're not number one So it was all just sort of fake but I didn't I don't know Yeah, you guys were up there. So we'll say you were number one. Who cares? Let's just say you were number one

Starting point is 00:37:36 I don't think we were we're but it was whatever it was. It isn't now, but again, I'm not troubled by it at all I'm more troubled by many other things right now in the world than where we are ranked. Yeah, so let's let's do that Let's let's start with that. Where are you at mentally? Mental health and also just when do you think sports are gonna be back because we've done we've had dark days We've had light days. I had a day where I canceled everything until 2022 now I'm thinking like ooh, June's gonna be popping. Where are you at with that? I'm like you. It's a roller coaster They're I always say that I'm optimistic because it cost the same But I told Jeff passing the other day

Starting point is 00:38:16 That's true But I can't find the money to pay for optimism right now like whatever it costs I'll have the money for it because it just feels like I mean that it's the whole Testing and we got to get tested and we need a vaccine But the vaccine won't be here until like God knows when and then we'll can we test and well if you do test Who do you test with more people that are sick need to test where we shouldn't waste a bunch athletes true I agree with that But then like the new baseball thing that they broke on Tuesday night or whatever like Monday night

Starting point is 00:38:45 I guess it was with passing on our show the idea of games cool But like think about this fellas honestly is exciting as it will be to say we're back sports are back Well, like two days into baseball and stadiums You don't know where they are with no fans in the stands and guys sitting like eight seats apart in the bleachers people are gonna go Like this blows. I don't like this Everyone hates everything. No one's gonna like it. Yeah, but it's gonna be great for foul ball guy though He's gonna clean up in terms of the home runs. He catches well, but at least we can complain about it We need something to complain about I was actually just looking through your Twitter

Starting point is 00:39:19 You're not even going at it with trolls anymore Yeah, it's just it's well, I don't have the energy I don't have the energy that I you're right We need really what we need is the ability to bitch about stuff like Tampa Bay put out new uniforms on Tuesday and people that people like I actually kind of like no No, so we believe it We're about to tape the rest of tonight show after you're done And I just wrote down that I wanted to get fake mad about the Bucks uniforms because like I do need something to get mad about

Starting point is 00:39:47 I think it was The onion it was like a month or two after 9-eleven and the headline was nation longs to care about stupid shit Yes, that's what I want. I want to get mad at at at like Angel Cabrera strikes on. Yeah We Scott we've been doing the best like the thing I look forward to the most with this show right now is Every Wednesday, we are going back and looking through the NFL 100 list and going position by position getting pissed off about it Like that's that's what I feel a lot You got them you got a manufacturer the hate and the anger somewhere and just again the fact that people didn't go nuts on the Bucking your uniforms or it means maybe either pretty good, although I think everybody wanted the cream sickles

Starting point is 00:40:27 We didn't get them, but nevertheless, they're pretty good You know they didn't hate them like everybody hates the Rams uniform new logo, but I mean where am I day to day? I I'm I I'm so pissed at the incidentally term and didn't get played I'll never get over that. Yeah, even though we fake lost to you guys in some bullshit made-up thing Where you guys being a buzzer beater, and you were That's ESPN BPI. Are you are you not a company man? You you accuse me of being like a shill on the You call me company man is what you call me

Starting point is 00:41:00 Which you know, that's not the worst thing in the world to be a company guy But I mean I obviously that's some kind of a flawed metric if although maybe it isn't because Davis and beat us up at your place Big 10 Cameron as we know worse with one America This is the hate. This is the hate go let it flow. Yeah, it's really I feel I thank you You're this is really cathartic. I'm mad about a thing that didn't actually happen But like the fact that that didn't happen is awful I you know and everybody's big, you know The sacred cow is footballing you like are we are we gonna play and I I go back and forth

Starting point is 00:41:34 I mean, I can't imagine a world that doesn't include football and they're clearly going full steam ahead like they're gonna We're gonna play but I just I don't know. I don't know what it looks like. I don't know when things start I'm supposed to have summer vacation. I'm afraid they're gonna tell me I got to come do games I'm supposed to be away like I these are the things that did occupy my thoughts But at least it's something because otherwise every day is some version of the day that was yesterday, right? Yeah, yeah, the fall is gonna be so weird if there's no football It's just gonna be a bunch of weddings that you have to go to they don't have excuses to get out of Wedding season huge awful. It's gonna be terrible. Now. What what if they do bring back?

Starting point is 00:42:10 Let's say like the NBA MLB comes back all the golf tournaments are being played like Early August what is there gonna be enough hours in the day to cover every single sport that's out there? No No, but it but who'll care because just that the the orgy of sports will be such that people will just like just Gluttony just grabbing for whatever you care about and like it No, we will the stuff will get ignored like an amazing things will happen and no one leave it No, because they'll be obsessed about the thing that they're most interested in but I like I don't even know if that's gonna happen And I mean the thing about doing sports center every day is and I keep Pushing back against this this fear that I'm gonna be having on guests asking some version of hey Jeff passing

Starting point is 00:42:56 Hey, woge. Hey Adam Schefter like when are we gonna have sports? They don't fucking know, you know So I don't want to put people in a position to ask questions They don't have a clue about and yet we all kind of want to know is there anybody giving you any indication of what's gonna have to Happen for for us to play and it seems like it's everything comes back to well We have to have all these tests. Well, when does that happen? Does anyone know? Well, okay, so here's why you should keep asking that and that's why I asked you when you think sports will be back It's it's like the old-fashioned when you're a kid and mom says no So when you go ask dad if you ask enough people when is sports coming back, right?

Starting point is 00:43:35 Someone will say like tomorrow and I'm like fuck. Yes. Let's go. Well, Rob Manfred I guess was that guy when like they're like, hey, we're gonna go play to buy a dome or whatever Yes, pass it called it baseball on Mars like okay I mean I mean look at least on Monday there was that and there was golf putting some Some some events on the schedule even though they're way down on the line of the calendar like at least that's something Because other than the NFL going hey, we're gonna do virtual draft which by the way that that's the recipe for disaster Oh, yeah people people are a thousand percent gonna hack it and you're gonna be like Andy Reed's gonna be on an iPad trying to figure out what's going on if someone's gonna send him a porn link or something

Starting point is 00:44:16 The Vikings are gonna draft wood and all seven rounds Look I said guys like I'm sitting in the parking lot is being looking up at the satellite farm where I sat in a van and looked up And there was Like oh here we go. What a good time to be alive. Yeah, it happened during the draft It's gonna be crazy. And of course like the thing that I Keep separating and people there's there's a group of people out there now who are like sports aren't that important? You know, I agree. There's a lot bigger things going on We're not trying to say that

Starting point is 00:44:52 Sports should be the priority But there is an element of sports coming back would help us get to normalcy and people feel like things are back on track I I'm not saying sports are the most important thing clearly the health of Americans is paramount But the idea at least to try to find a way to get this back to normal It's comforting even if it doesn't happen the fact that they're thinking about it and they're like, hey What if we do this? What if we do that that at least kills some time until maybe we can get back to normal life You know what you you know, you just did and I do it every time on the show that I talk about The fact that I like sports just like you do we there's this mandatory thing

Starting point is 00:45:30 Yes, where you have to say yes. Look, I know sports aren't the most important thing Like if you don't say it you you can anticipate that the mobs gonna be like, how can you say? Things can be true at once We can all obviously care about New York City in the surrounding areas in all of the various hot spots and Wherever people are sick and care more about that than we do about anything else and at the same time say and we'd really like sports To come back, but you have to give this qualifier because if you don't then you're a monster who's going to hell and that's dumb Yeah, you didn't have to waste that energy. It should just be an understood it's a blanket statement Of course we care about this is the most important thing

Starting point is 00:46:11 But while we're at it, we're also gonna bitch about no not having sports because not having sports ruins Everything like it totally takes away from our ability to function It's a lot of stuff that hey Wednesday Wisconsin play so-and-so and Saturday we play so-and-so or Saturday We have a big football game like if you don't have those things a lot of life a lot of the structure of our lives is kind of out of Walk, yeah, so true. That's so it's exactly why nobody knows what day of the week is it anymore because like our days We're based around which conferences we're playing. Yeah There doesn't matter Thursday feels the same because I'm watching the Pac-12 late at night

Starting point is 00:46:47 Like that's what it feels like on a Thursday in February I'm sitting in front of my couch watching Bill Walton call an Arizona Oregon game And it feels normal and and not having that it sucks So Scott you did mention the tournament. I obviously was just as heartbroken as you that we had no tournament felt very weird I'm actually finally over it now that we passed when the tournament would happen But every time they were supposed to be a game. I woke up that morning being like man I wish there were a game. How far do you think? Maryland was going to go and also congratulations on sharing that big 10 title

Starting point is 00:47:24 Which actually technically was constant one because they were the one seed in the turn right? I can't believe I honestly can't believe that that team want to share of it Your team you really can't you hate it. You hate it. I Do you know what I told I told Titus this the thing about this year That was really great for me as a fan is this was the year I found my hate this was the year I found my hate for this league for real and I'm just like you know what F all these people Like you like and you over there like you get to tell us when we're in the league. You don't get yeah

Starting point is 00:47:58 I do. Yeah, I do actually you kind of do. Yes Yes, I like to strike that you do and Maryland lost to Ohio State and they would have got in if they won that overtime game And it's always gonna bother me cuz you're right you get to say that but no one else does except you And this year was good because I found I found my hate and Maryland shared it with you in Michigan State And I think I know this that there's some Ken Palm stat about like there's And I'm gonna I shouldn't have started cuz I can't remember it But it's like top 15 offensive efficiency and top 10 defensive efficiency or something and like the number of teams

Starting point is 00:48:32 That have made it to a final four like all of them are in that category and Maryland was one of those teams now Does that mean they were gonna go to the final four? I have no friggin clue I do honestly believe that they were one of those 15 20 teams that could have made a final four run I mean you got to win four games and What sucks for my team for your team for Dayton for anybody that had a team that had some guys is you know You're always gonna wonder and you're probably always gonna think the most positive outcome was what would have happened because who sits around It goes, you know, we probably lost to Akron in the first round. No one's gonna do that Yeah, you pencil yourself in at least for the elite eight

Starting point is 00:49:08 What about Bob Huggins idea, which is just to play the 2020 tournament at the start of the next season. I love it. I Well, does that can Marilyn get Smith who just declared for the draft in Cal and like do we get do we get those guys? We got to play with next year's people. How's it work? I think Bob Huggins just decides what players you get I think this is just his own idea Good news Scott Wisconsin's not losing anyone. Whatever you're gonna hate all How you bear got to the bottom of like a fifth of Jim beam and wrote down all the rules on a napkin So you're gonna have to find that particular Arby's and turn translate what he said Anybody that takes the whole the whole, you know tracksuit Jim Jim what tracksuit life like it's not a month for him

Starting point is 00:49:49 You know, yeah, it's it's a 12 month a year proposition Exclusively he goes for the comfort fit which you got to appreciate absolutely I also was watching old games. So I watched actually the Maryland national championship game Which you were at right? You were there in the house. I was so I was watching the old game Do you think Billy Packer was a little harsh on you guys? It's funny that you say that I'm pretty sure Stanford Steve told you to ask this because I share I As a matter of fact, I know he did because I shared with Stanford Steve after the title game I said the beauty of Maryland fans is we will pitch about anything and to this day

Starting point is 00:50:28 Maryland fans are mad because they felt that Billy Packer wasn't very complimentary about Maryland in that game and Literally I got text from my guy Gary Williams post after after this year Like talking about the way Packer talked about the team and I'm like I love that about Maryland because it's you know It will find something to be pissed off about no matter what and but I'll say this I don't care what he said. I'll never know because I wasn't I didn't watch it I was in the building and Marilyn won a title and there's a crystal ball and the you know In the entryway of the building and so what I don't care what anybody said, but that's a great That's a great Stanford Steve plant. I'll go tell him that yes

Starting point is 00:51:05 I mean, it's it's so classic Maryland to be like the fans be like, you know, we won but Billy Packer didn't didn't give us our just do If the worst thing fans do and I will entirely own that we are right there at the top of the list of the worst offenders What about our Washington our words Scott we got a big draft coming up I'm actually of the mindset that the new regime is I'm optimistic for the first time in probably like 15 years. I am too. I don't do you watch a show? So alright, I think I like alright I liked Dwayne Haskins when we drafted them But there was absolutely nothing that happened last year with Dwayne Haskins that made me think this guy is going to be awesome one day

Starting point is 00:51:48 You know I'm saying so it feels kind of wasteful to take a quarterback in the first round and then just kind of burn that bridge by year To I guess the the Cardinals Josh Rose and yeah, they did with him But I I'm starting to talk myself into to it because I think that he has a better chance of being a great great Quarterback than Dwayne does that said chase young as a monster and he'll make any defense that he's on better But if you want if you need a quarterback, which you do I think you kind of have to bite the bullet and take to her I mean that's what that's what both Mel and

Starting point is 00:52:22 McShay have said that both are like look who is the guy who is the guy and I mean there's there's part of me I get it and before he got hurt, you know, you watched him play I don't know how much of him doing what he did was because he played with like 12 five-star guys I think video game stuff I Don't know that and they did just take they did just take Haskins I think chase young is an absolute space alien So I think you just take him and the second most important guy

Starting point is 00:52:50 You can get besides a quarterback someone that can tackle the quarterback So I want to take young and then you figure it out at the quarterback position But then you could spend the next 15 years going, you know, two was staring us in the face We didn't take it. I just I don't know what you do with Haskins though. I don't you know Can you move them the way they move the way the Cardinals move Rose? I don't know. Yeah, so chase young I think no one's gonna look back in 10 years and be like chase young was a shitty draft pick You might just look back and say we could have had to a But I don't know I I'm falling in love with the idea of having a franchise quarterback because it's been a while

Starting point is 00:53:22 I was all in on the RG3 thing as you know, and that that didn't really work out So I've been yeah, I've been chasing that high of RG3's rookie year for the last eight years Yeah, it's been a while This is where being older actually helps as a Redskins fan because it was the least I remember when they were good Which is a real long time ago, but it was fun because they were really good at the time So Scott you mentioned we mentioned golf. What is I would imagine you've been to Augusta in the fall How is it gonna be different? Maybe it's gonna be just as cool Um, I I think it'll be I think it'll be cooler in this way. It's new. It's different

Starting point is 00:53:56 And so like any anything that's different the shiny new thing is I mean Noah's alias, but look the trees have turned Wait, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa time out Noah's alias I'm not saying that I look I they have um Augusta national prefers the term resources to money and they have unlimited resources So I would think if there are azaleas on earth, they could find them Reason Sunday afternoon these areas are all dead Listen They have they have magic they have magic down there in the on the grounds

Starting point is 00:54:31 But maybe maybe there will be some sort of as well as or there won't but the trees will turn colors No one will care because they're playing and it'll be new and different So people will be like here are all the things that are different Andy north Obviously proud son of Wisconsin was on the show this uh this week and explained that It'll play much longer and this gets real golfy and your listeners don't give a shit So I won't get into why they care, but apparently it'll play Well, it's a bit it's about the grass growing and they have to grow it out in the fall So that it'll be ready for the spring. Yes. I don't know how that one impacts the other

Starting point is 00:55:01 So I mean I won't care just because it'll The idea of the the masters is something that is such a it's ingrained in your head That it's part of every sports year and just not having the tournament not having the NCAA tournament I'll never get over like to not have that and then not have the masters would just be Gross. Yeah, at least it's happening. You know, it's still piping the bird noises though Even if the birds fly back north they can still do that What's the what's it going to do to the price of green spray paint that they use on the fairways and the greens? But that's that's I don't that that that grass again. I don't know what they do

Starting point is 00:55:37 I don't know what's in the secret sauce, but it's that grass is green because it's green You're a smart man. You know that they'll kill you if you say anything otherwise. Absolutely. There you go Um, so what uh, so wait, when is the when's the move to dc? Are you are is everything still going? Yeah, allegedly this summer. Um, we've uh We we we've got the house in Maryland. So we're like I'm I'm pot committed at this point But we like I don't know what's gonna happen And if you know like we were talking about earlier if they start playing if it's if it's just a May later a free-for-all with baseball and hockey and the NBA playing in july and august when we're supposed to move

Starting point is 00:56:15 I don't know what that's gonna mean, but I mean at some point I'm gonna have to just tap out and say we've got to move our stuff Yeah, set up shop But we'll be we'll be down there by the end of the summer for sure Listen, they're gonna start playing sports at the exact moment. It's most inconvenient for you probably I thought about that And you know what then then I'll have then I'll have several things to complain about Oh, back that they're coming back at the at the least convenient time for me And then just all the stuff that we complain about about sports

Starting point is 00:56:41 So in a way I'll win because then I'll have more to complain about than anybody else You'll be going off on twitter speaking of which so so we mentioned that you aren't fighting with trolls right now What can people do better like what can people tweet you right now to really make you mad? Just so our listeners know, um, I mean What it's it's telling me my shows suck. They're telling me my show sucks because I'm on late at night Whatever, it's fine. It's it's you know, I mean it's the easiest Totally I could just lebron you and just ask what time your show is and tell you tomorrow when you get up and don't have a job And or have a job you hate that I have a cool job

Starting point is 00:57:17 Like I could do that, but I'm not gonna because no one would no one likes that guy Okay, so show time. What else that would be a bad that that'd be a bad troll I don't know. You never know what the button I don't know what the buttons are that to push right now. I think we're all like are we sort of in this? We're all in a together moment Maybe yeah, but not on twitter on twitter. That's that's where we can kind of go at each other and have fun What what hobbies are you getting into that people can make fun of you for this break? Look man. I mean, I'm a I'm a walking target, you know pick pick a lean and get in it and have fun

Starting point is 00:57:50 I mean, there's anything you there's a any number of options that you have to make fun I but I don't I'm not troubled. I'm not troubled by it. Damn right now. I'm in a peaceful space I'm in a peaceful space hypothetically if somebody were to be getting into game of thrones and they're like, hey You remind me of the eunuch that works for the Lannister court That walks around saying weird stuff and transcribing history would that get under skin No, no, because I watch game thrones game of thrones like the film memento I started at the end and kind of worked my way back and so I don't even know what that means I just know it was dark and the and the white walker showed up in all hell broke loose

Starting point is 00:58:24 And then they put the little the brand the brand the gem for whatever his name is and yeah, that's that it Yes, that's pretty much it live tweeting it late It made people got so pissed because I was talking about all the stuff that happened It's just there was people were furious that I had the gall to kind of You know poke fun at the thing that they invested all their all their time and their emotional energy in this dragon movie Um, all right, so last question, uh, you got to go to work. I don't even know. What do you do?

Starting point is 00:58:56 What do you do every night? Are you done showing like everyone's I mean, I just talked I just talked to people I mean, what's there to do? It's I don't know We run out of fake things to show like we don't have any old tournament stuff left to show Um, we just talked we got a bunch of interviews. I'm actually gonna have I get I'm we're actually gonna have billy I throw a billy on the street that guys hysterical hysterical hysterical You should start having like show we do we do We do that fake true or a true real or fake true tv shows that we do during the tournament every year and one of the ones that they had was billy on the street

Starting point is 00:59:29 I'm like that's obviously a real show it guys very funny and then he Somebody told him about it. And so you know how this works You know, he tweeted out to something about us talking about so I said, let's have billy on him He doesn't have any idea who the hell I am but so what I just want to ask him about His his what he does. Yeah funny. He's consistently hard to be consistently funny. You guys always are he is too short list of people Um, what here's a free idea. You should just have uh, like an open tryouts People just show up to wrestle stanford steve. He's a big dude, man. I know he's like mountain Could you imagine on game of thrones is how about that? Yeah a good game of thrones reference mountain

Starting point is 01:00:08 That's a really good one But could you you could basically just create like a wrestling league where stanford steve always wins And it would be I mean get five minutes closer to the end of the show every day I like it. I remember when we the first time you guys had me on and uh, pft said here's a good question And you told me like I should do that. Well, you say you tell someone Yes, always before you ask it always which I've kind of tried to employ that as best I can And then you guys just said here's a good idea. So like our free idea So, I mean, I'll I'll go I'm getting ready to go in. I'll ask steve. What he thinks about that

Starting point is 01:00:38 You can't be free. Yeah all comers and if he says no although How does that work because you're not you're not allowed to be within six feet? Like are we just gonna say fuck it and let them wrestle people? Oh, no, you start a biodome and you start testing people so you show the leagues the way Obviously you thought this through you're are you just put like gas masks on both of them Yeah, and so that you know that they're safe or if he says no to that Do we go tonsil? Yeah, yeah Long hits with tonsil and then wrestle. Yes. Yep. Yes

Starting point is 01:01:06 If you really want steve to be all in on this have him be like What's the show watch what happens live on bravo and have him be the bartender That's just in the back of your shot the entire time that you do a show He's just getting hammered back there. So he's like wrestling with his own liver Oh And they just puked at the end it's and if stanford doesn't if stanford steve doesn't puke before the show He's fired or stanford steve could just do the crossfit games like live on set every night We should you just need to you you just need to basically use steve's body

Starting point is 01:01:35 At your will here uh and just entertain us with him like a crash test dummy, but let me tell you this I don't know if you I don't know if you've had cocktails with you An hour Is not enough to impact him an hour will do nothing like it won't want he won't wobble after Like that's not enough to put a dent in him. He's he is Unlike anyone I've ever seen in my life. I remember I once went to he was I think it was we were at wrigley And he had to keep his I let him keep uh his bag because he was leaving right after at my buddy's bar My buddy opened up his bar at 10 a.m. Early and we sat down

Starting point is 01:02:15 And I finished my first beer and he was on number four and I was like how is this how is this possible? And he just he's not faced. He's just he's a mythological creature I think it was about 5 30 in the morning down in the french quarter after the national championship game And I totally forgot this but I was trying to tackle steve in the bar and he was like stone cold sober He told me about it. Maybe a week later. He was like, yeah, you couldn't bring me down. Yes My balance was too good. He's so yeah, so we need to start doing science experiments on steve Listen, if I think we can get through the master's week of Of broadcasts without having to use him as a tackling dummy or a crash test dummy or like a human experiment of

Starting point is 01:02:56 Just booze and whatever else But on the back side of that anything is fair game. Um, although wait, we'll have the nfl draft Draft if there's nothing on the horizon for may then we'll just turn steve into a piñata and and It'll be like it'll be a never-ending science experiment Yeah, like what it would just be like what's up with steve's body and then every night you just do something different Sure All right. Yeah, he pierces a different part of his body every night And you have to guess what he's he shows up in like a skin tight polo

Starting point is 01:03:26 Like andrew cuomo and he's just got a little nipple ring poking through everyone has to guess where That all about is that is that confirmed? I think he's just got Unusual nipples and and far be it from this podcast to castigate somebody for having weird nipples I've got four of them big cats got pepperonis over there. You know what it is though. It's the big uh crest So the the the state crest that you have on the polo that rubs up against the nipples And I think that that's done its damage when you wear that polo multiple days in a row I studied it and I thought it could have been just an odd sort of hair pattern

Starting point is 01:03:59 You know a lot of yeah, a lot of people you got kind of that weird hair growth around your neck Which is why you got to keep yourself tidy tidied up and I thought maybe that was it You know what? I mean the man's doing his best. He's got far far bigger issues to concern ourselves with obviously Big catches because I want to circle back because the most important thing obviously in sports It's it's about the pandemic and anything we can see is a science experiment. This is second on our list Yes to our our concern about the health of of everyone listening Yeah, and the kids and that's how we'll end uh, how how how pumped are you that you're a father of three right now? Listen

Starting point is 01:04:33 Anybody out there and you're you're obviously your audience is is skews young So probably I don't even know what the percentages are but most of them i'm guessing don't have a kid let alone three and What you can't Grasp is what every day in your house with no games to look forward to no school for them to go to And only like the the period of time from breakfast to lunch Lunch to a nap nap to dinner dinner the bath bath to bed You're trying to navigate that see big cat you're saying uh-huh like no, I I only have one

Starting point is 01:05:08 And I but i'm just saying the the naps the naps are like the navigation naps are so funny Yeah, but little cat's a great sleeper, isn't he he is but it still is like he's got he's also got to the point now Where it's like my my entire life as a father is just Is just putting things just a little bit farther out of his reach because that's all he wants to do is just get everything So it's good time naturally. Yeah, but yeah, it was what i'm saying here is Is if you're one of those and they're their parents and you you could counter them in your social circles that are You know, they'll try to kind of do this thing where they see Do you watch like oh do your do you let your kids watch tv or or how much screen time

Starting point is 01:05:48 And to those people that want to do that judgmental thing And i've said this consistently like if you don't turn on paw patrol Or if you don't give your kid an ipad and and they only eat organic stuff Good for fucking you your kid's probably gonna be the king of the world and my kid's probably gonna be Unemployed because they watch paw patrol But you know what we're at least gonna have a half an hour in our house where it's not abject chaos And so i'm gonna take my approach And i'm gonna think that that's the way to do it and you can be over there

Starting point is 01:06:20 With your music or whatever the hell it's called and you're no screen time Because right now you better be able to have at least an hour where you can press play on something And if you don't then i don't know what you're doing I've been i've actually thought about this way too much that i would care to to say but like What would the cultural long term in like 15 years? There will be so many kids that will have the same cultural touch Like tone here from this coronavirus where they're like, oh, I remember this because we watched it every day for three months Straight and everyone can reference that. I think it's actually gonna be great

Starting point is 01:06:59 We're gonna we're gonna get to a point where every kid can like call back something in the podcast that they're obviously hosting in like 18 years And it will be hilarious it but here and i Were rarely serious, but you guys you guys do serious well when you need to um I i do seriously wonder this question like if you're a student I don't know what's gonna happen because no one's gonna go back to school and then apparently you just graduate But maybe you're gonna graduate or you're gonna go to the next grade But you didn't learn the thing you were supposed to learn right whatever it is you're meant to learn in first grade Or eighth grade or whatever grade you don't finish and then so you're a ninth grade

Starting point is 01:07:32 You're supposed to know the eighth grade thing, but you didn't learn it and we just skip it I don't know what I don't know what the toll is of the stuff that isn't gonna get learned during this chunk of time Or if it even matters Maybe it turns out that school was all just a hoax because frankly a lot of the stuff that you learn school doesn't apply anyway But I honestly wonder about the stuff that's not gonna get learned That and how that impacts but I don't know how you get into college if you're like waiting on grades I these are things that I try not to like keep me up at night and they don't But if you really kind of go through the exercise, I don't know what the answers to these questions are

Starting point is 01:08:04 No, you're right. That's that's a really good point because that stuff becomes compounding after a while Like if you don't finish third grade, you don't know what the mystery powders were And then you get to fourth grade and you don't know the difference between baking powder Baking powder baking soda and then you don't know what your drugs are mixed with when you turn 22 And that actually could impact some people's lives down the road Negatively or positively maybe we don't know whichever way yeah, you never know. It's wonderful. Yeah, it's true Exactly. It's it's the the butterfly, you know flaps its wings wherever I actually love that idea though of a of a kid like

Starting point is 01:08:41 Graduating college and we're talking 20 years from now or like, you know, or maybe 15 years from now graduates college goes in For an interview and they're like, how do you draw a cursive f and they're like, oh That was uh, that was the corona month. Yeah Shit that was no for a billion dollars. They don't teach cursive I don't I swear to god. I think my youngest kid will I think he'll live his entire life not knowing how to write anything write Although you grabbed some chalk today, but the problem is he tried to eat it But that's a whole he hasn't worn a shirt my little guy

Starting point is 01:09:14 I said on our podcast not as highly rented as yours My kid is like he's if you if he had a mullet and a cigarette He's like every guy and in cops that gets arrested everyone Like he's gonna be like smoking and go my old lady. She's out back. That's he's too. He's that's him And he needs to I need to teach him to smoke darts right now Okay, well, here's here's the one thing I'll leave you with whenever you wake up in the morning And there's your kids are running around you're going crazy. Just remember Hank is still getting some beautiful shut eyes So he's just he's just enjoying those last few hours. I did it. I did it

Starting point is 01:09:48 I did a thing for Ernie Johnson where I was uh, it was like a live twitter deal And people are asking questions and the everyone asks questions about about you guys About rocello, and then there was one guy that just sent just one word hank like a 50 consecutive times And so finally it still I just said I just said what up what up hank? So I love you hank speak on it. Love you too scott. Speak on hank. I'm really I'm proud of you Yeah, I'm proud of hank although he missed an open shot or something. I did he miss a guy that was open or something Yeah, I'm having a tough time in war zone, but we're getting better every day. I got nothing but time to get better Yeah, mm-hmm. I was gonna say the good news is you should be great by thursday

Starting point is 01:10:27 Yeah, that's the plan. We're gonna we're gonna leave this whole thing and hanks can have a purple star in video games So it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Um scott. Thank you as always. We appreciate it Everyone watch sports center every single night still going and the svp svp odd the spod the spod Spod that you can listen to everywhere and also on swedish as the spod cast scott is is very very great at being humble When he's like, I don't even know who we're gonna have on I think his last two guests were justin thomas and bill self So he's doing okay with the with the guests We're doing okay. I appreciate your boys. It's always a pleasure and I mean this is silly you guys and everybody out there

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Starting point is 01:13:26 fact check Sorry to our canadian listeners who might have been triggered by us discussing smarties I know it was on your list big cat and we agree that smarties are not a good candy In canada smarties are a different type of candy which are actually good. Oh, and what we call smarties are called rockets What so yeah, so we're trash and I actually wouldn't I would like rockets just based on the name. Yeah, okay Yeah, wouldn't you? Oh, it's a better name. It's a better name. Yeah, interesting So what are smarties? What are smarties in canada smarties are rockets? Oh, what are the actual yeah? Yeah, they look like more

Starting point is 01:14:04 Like round fruity Not sugar There's sugar in them, but they're kind of like fruity chewy things. I think hmm Interest kind of like a circular starburst. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, sorry to canada. So let's do mount flushmore of tv characters pft It's Wednesday. So you're starting and then it's me then it's Hank you get two in a row Let's go. Okay pft. All right. Um, my first pick Worst tv characters i'm going to go

Starting point is 01:14:34 No, it's mount flushmore of tv characters Janice soprano Oh, tony sister. Okay with the the rolling stones tattoo on her boob interesting. I actually Uh, have two soprano characters on my list. She was one of them I think I know what your other but my number one is wrestling. Yeah, aj. Soprano is the worst character of all time I fucking hate him. Oh, he actually wasn't on my list. Oh, really? Who's the other one on your list? Oh, you can't you don't want me to take it. I had I didn't have the Ajay Soprano is the worst. Let's just go across the board the mom soprano. Yeah, liviya. Yeah, she's bad

Starting point is 01:15:09 But she also like was so quick and also it's weird to watch that season two where the real person died Yeah, and the real they did like hologram. Yeah, the actress died in real life That's that's a shame. Yeah, so then they did hologram for her. Maybe that's why I hate it She probably it's actually weird to think how long she would have been in the script. She was method acting Yeah, but like how long would she be in the script? She knew she's gonna pass away. She's gonna pass away, but if it Yeah, that would be weird if she was like in season six. All right, uh, your second pick ramsey bolton um The scene when he uh made danis kill davos

Starting point is 01:15:45 In order just to live and then he ends up killing him anyway. Hey, come on. What oh fuck. Well, dude It's been out for a really long. It hasn't been out for that long. I I honestly I've we're doing this list like he is I would never do that to you. He's the worst. I don't even know what ramsey is That scene with stanis is one of the worst. He was the worst character Literally when I was watching the show every time he came on I wanted to fast forward Yep, not that great of a spoiler because I don't even know who he is Okay, my second pick is going to be I feel good. I got I got my first two picks Scholar white

Starting point is 01:16:18 Good pick. Yeah, good pick. She's a jay and scholar white are my two. I fucking hate both of them Um, marie white is awful too. I've got marie white marie. Hank marie. Yeah, Hank marie schroeder Shadrick schroeder schroeder. Yeah, marie schroeder Awful character in her purple that she wore all the time that was like the only Thing that her character had she's like I wear purple and I steal My second pick is going to be joffrey hate joffrey

Starting point is 01:16:44 Absolutely hate him every time he's on the screen. I want to throw something at it I don't think that anybody would blame me if I broke a television from seeing joffrey Walk across the fucking screen Try to suck on his mom's tit and then murder somebody's innocent. I hate that kid I mean the kid who actually sucks on the mom's tits is way worse. Yeah, but joffrey's like jealous that he doesn't get to Suck on his mom's tit like that. He looks like jimmy clauson except with like even a worse person now Fuck joffrey hate joffrey My third pick is going to be franny from homeland

Starting point is 01:17:15 The baby claire danes baby Awful kid. They wrote it off after one season and they were just like it's a baby Let's pretend that claire danes doesn't have a daughter because this is going nowhere and we hate it Uh, okay All right, I'll go with um Robert california that fucking sucked I've been rewatching the office and it's I can actually I actually think D angelo vickers is pretty funny. It's only like three episodes, but then robert california. Just it's like, all right

Starting point is 01:17:44 This show is completely over This is also where we'd say that if ryan rocilla was doing this podcast with us right now He would have picked pan beasley one two three and four He's not an incel though guys Uh ziggie from the wire Oh, I like ziggie. Oh, okay. Okay. It's funny. No, he was he was super cringe and Yeah, he was just super. He just made me cringe and I had robert california. So I'll go with uh Just sheldon from the big bank theory. I had never watched that show

Starting point is 01:18:14 But he's the main character of it and I just hate like that show's existence and popularity So i'm just gonna throw him on the list That's one of those ones where like you just get mad whenever somebody reminds you big bang number one show on television Yes, and he's the person I directly associate with that show. So um, all right This might be recency guys. I was gonna put the whole cast of friends, but yeah, it's only one This might be recency bias, but I fucking hate charlotte for mozark. I fucking hate her I don't know what happened this season if you haven't seen i'm not gonna give any spoilers But the fact that she just became like a full adult who's drinking wine and like part of the fucking drug business

Starting point is 01:18:47 She's so annoying and she tried to divorce her fucking family when they were in the middle fighting against the drug lord Like she's the worst. I hate her. Yeah, she's she's not great I thought that you were gonna go with the mom from ozark Because she's actually very similar to skylar white Who the mom from ozark? Yes. Yes. She's all innocent at first. Yes finds out about the husband Then she tries to take over the business and flex her muscles. Yes. Um, all right my last pick I'm gonna go with ross from friends. I don't watch friends, but ross sucks. You just hate him ross sucks Um, okay, I had I had one that I wanted to throw out to you guys

Starting point is 01:19:21 I'm actually surprised no one picked brand from from uh game of thrones He's I don't like him. He's alpha. He's more of like the writers though Like the writers the writers like he was good He was interesting But when they made him like the main guys when people hated him But I didn't hate like I was interested in him and some of his parts were the most interesting parts up until The very end a couple things about brand one It's cool as shit that he was a good climber like when you're 11 years old

Starting point is 01:19:48 That's the best thing that you do true to he saw people having sex sex, which is great also if you're 11 years old He didn't have to walk anywhere. He got carried around all the time Like brand is brand pretty much hacked life back in the west aerosage. What age is that by the way? Is that like when does that take place? Uh, I don't know No idea. It's well, it's it's made up. Yeah, it's made up. That's what I was gonna say. Okay So whatever age it took place in brand there is a time he kind of had it all figured out Yeah, I so all right, so the only one that if you're asking in terms of that it's like 400 years, uh ace

Starting point is 01:20:24 AC after the first Targaryen God, so they're 400 years into the Targaryen rule. Gotcha. That's right. All right. So one guy I was gonna throw on there Tell me what you guys think. I think, uh Vincent Chase is a fucking terrible character. Vinny Chase. I hate Vinny Chase, but he's the strongest person during chase What without Vinny Chase? What does Vinny Chase do this memory will besides make stupid decisions fucks smoke shows That's all he does hangs out and smokes weed with his boys Hangs out and smokes weed with his boys. He fucking saved turtle He's saved turtle now. I didn't watch I didn't watch like the last four seasons of whatever

Starting point is 01:21:01 I just always hated that's the worst take. I mean Would entourage have been better if it was just them hanging out in new york all the time? Maybe It might have been it would have been like a kind of yeah, they could have maybe made it like a Sopranos thing. They would have had to hustle for everything. Yeah. Yeah He always cared about his art more than you know, like the popularity that then why do you Aquaman? Because he's why did you have to take care of his people? He didn't always care about his art. No, he did He did that so that he could make Medellin. I understand but he clearly He did it to take care of his and his and his own fuck that guy

Starting point is 01:21:35 Uh, all right, I mean I didn't put him on yeah, but I put him in the lake I put him on my shortlist if we're gonna go with reality show. What about teela tequila? Oh, no, we should do our own reality show one. Okay, I should save that. I mean that's a mouth flush. That's still Teela teela was hot until like posts. Yeah. No, I know but like while the show is on no, we should wait Wait for that. We'll do that. We're about last forever. Uh, mike carry. He was pretty annoying when he was on tv The referee who got everything wrong. Yep um Tony kornheiser sucked at money night football. These are not

Starting point is 01:22:07 television characters joe thysman was bad at money night football now. We're just doing worse announcers. Mm-hmm That's it. All the all the other announcers are good. Uh, marie white. I would have put her on my list if If she was a little bit more of a character Uh, she was still like just uh, marie. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Um, yeah, she sucked too. She sucked big time Uh, all right, let's do our last two segments. P. F. T. You got one more ad and then we'll do guys on chicks And we also have shoe roast for the bucks uniform Yeah, so before we get into guys on chicks and all that stuff I want to talk to you guys about simply safe

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Starting point is 01:24:20 Do you think we could maybe throw them in in a in a uniform real quick for this fucking hype video? We think tom is going to pay chris for number 12. That's one of my favorite. I don't think he's in storyline I don't think he paid him anything just gave it up. It already happened godwin took number 14 I don't know. I I never saw the story. I know that they've officially switched. I do not know if they actually like Brady there has to be some sort of charity aspect. That's that's that is the way to do it. Yeah Yeah, I was upset that there were no creamsicles that maybe those will be the color rush. Did they show the color rush? Uh No, I oh they might have the gray color rush

Starting point is 01:24:55 Yeah, the gray color rush. So are the all pewter. Sorry. Sorry all pewter look. Uh, I do not I don't actually know what's different Uh, I'll tell you what's different. They got rid of the alarm clock. Okay tom versus time tom wins. Nice Uh, what else is different? That's about it besides that they kind of look like georgia uniforms. Yeah university of georgia. Yeah Yeah, I mean, I I don't really know what else to uh Well, it says the buccaneers new uniforms pay homage to the glory years of the franchise The glory years to glory. Oh, they want a super bowl. They want a super bowl. Yeah, they want a super bowl So that's cool. So yeah, the alarm clock numbers are gone

Starting point is 01:25:35 Uh, but they say that they add a futuristic twist to these. I don't see anything futuristic at all No, I don't either. I actually in fact It was futuristic what they had. Yes, and now they've taken away the future It was ahead of their time. Maybe that's what it is. The future is now. Oh, got it. Yeah That's a nice nice subtle way of telling us bucks. Good job Uh, they don't have those little like vampire cuffs that the saints have, you know the ones at the at the collar Yep that have the points. It looks like Dracula a little bit. Um, so I I thought maybe they go with those But yeah, it's just solid colors solid numbers pretty normal. Brady's gonna look so weird in this

Starting point is 01:26:12 Hank Brady's gonna look so weird in this Uh, he put up a video and he wrote an article on the player's tribune and I Haven't been able to watch you either or read either. Yeah But you should yeah, I won't all right. Let's do uh Let's do it. Let's do guys on checks Hey PMT guys if men are only now starting to wash their hands after using the bathroom because of coronavirus Does this mean that we've previously been unknowingly second hand touching an inordinate amount of dicks?

Starting point is 01:26:40 Love you guys. Uh, yeah, but that Yes, but even if we did wash our hands after we use the restroom Guys just our hands find our way to our groin so many times per day Like you have to make adjustments Also, as scott van pelt said you should wash your hands before you touch your penis Because I would assume that my penis is cleaner than my hands right at any given moment during the day, right? Yes, absolutely. My penis is Mostly clean mostly clean. Well, you have to work out for it's not being I don't work out true

Starting point is 01:27:13 Hey small honk ginger joe exotic and big cat king If you swallow a load by someone who has recovered from covid do you think you will get immunity? Yes, that's absolutely how science works I know there's a lot of pseudoscience going around But that's science. That's the Lazarus effect. I believe dr. Oz said that. Yes. Yes Hello, my favorite podcast dad. Isn't that honk? Is that a vaccine the Lazarus effect? No the vaccine. Yeah, corona come Um, this is just coming across the wire right now breaking moose Filating somebody who has had the coronavirus or does a podcast

Starting point is 01:27:51 Uh, we'll cure you of the coronavirus and prevent all further symptoms. So we've got that figured out. Yep crisis averted Here we go science time to get to work. Hell. Yeah Not a suggestion or FAQ, but do you ever wonder if the cure for coronavirus is something wild that no one has tried before? Like human shit Like what if the cure was poop and everyone just had to start eating shit? I think people have tried that Pretty sure people didn't eat shit before like what if the cure for coronavirus is out there and we just haven't thought of it yet And it requires something I did read something about vitamin c. I've been fucking loading up on clementines. Mm-hmm. I don't know if that was so wait

Starting point is 01:28:29 What the the theory behind this is maybe there's something that no human has ever done. Yes, and that thing will End up curing the virus Correct. So what haven't humans done? I feel like humans have just about done it all We're pretty good that way the lion's winning the super bowl if the lion's win the super bowl That's the cure for coronavirus That means they got to play football. Yep Hello, my favorite podcast dad's honking bubba. I have a question about how you go about choosing

Starting point is 01:29:01 You guys are the dads I think it's my favorite podcast dad's comma. Oh Okay, the way that you said it sound like you were the dad's which is I mean you kind of are there All the actual sound I was gonna say fair like we act like teenagers I have a question about how you go about choosing which interview to run when you have a bunch stacked up I started thinking about this during super bowl week Is it based on if they have something relevant happening soon or is it just fuck it? Let's run whatever because we as awls will always listen

Starting point is 01:29:28 Well, so that's a question for you guys. Yeah, you just ask yourself a question Well, yeah, but that that leads to me asking you guys questions No, no, no, so you have to see you've buried yourself in a little trap here. Hank. Yeah, I don't choose is the answer Yeah, no, you just text the group text you say, what are we running tomorrow? And then it's pretty much whoever just answers first me or pft Yeah, and then bubba will say also just remind you guys we have and then he'll list like 10 other interviews We forgot about although we're getting close. I mean we're here right now in the studio refreshing. So some good ones coming up Uh, what's up big dog pft and frank

Starting point is 01:30:01 What's your approach when stellar leroy running the current dogs on the street during the daily allotment of outside time Does the current crisis call for a quick pull away or are they still allowed to the occasional butt sniff? Assuming you're not dealing with a mask wearing dog owner. Yeah, Stella can't butt sniff. She she sees the dog She wants to go to fucking town She barks at every dog what town isn't like bite or town isn't she would never bite She just all bark no bite But like yeah, if she she if she sees the dog in the dog park off least she's all friendly and everything But yeah, she sees the dog on the street. She's like holy shit. Fuck this guy. Where'd you come from?

Starting point is 01:30:34 She's surprised every time she sees another dog. Well, I think when they're on the leash, she feels like she's protecting her Correct. Yeah, so with leroy. No, he just I just let him get smelled He doesn't do much sniffing anymore because he can't really you know see the dog that he's smelling But he'll just stand there and allow the other dog to sniff him like a gentleman still also does the thing where it's If a dog doesn't look at her she won't mind But if a dog locks eyes, she's like fuck this guy Let's go you want to go she's pretty much like constantly like you want to go You want to fucking take it outside? So we are outside the biz nasty of dogs. Yeah, exactly. Just a hockey player

Starting point is 01:31:08 You want to go? Let's go. Okay, uh with leroy. He's developed this new fun habit of taking shits and crosswalks Oh, so does that whole time she stops traffic. It's not bad anymore because uh, there's no traffic on the street, which is good But yeah, he's been getting really into the crapping on the white line All right, last one. Uh, hey boys, especially honk I've been quarantined with my boyfriend for two weeks now We've only been dating a few months But I pretty much moved into his place at this point because I didn't want to be stuck with my roommates Anyways, yesterday I got up to go to the bathroom and he said where are you going?

Starting point is 01:31:38 And I said to the bathroom and he replied again I was mortified. How can we recover from this? Uh stop eating so much fiber eat more cheese That's that's definitely happening everywhere. Let's order fondue. That's happening everywhere though. Like listen man or woman Everyone's going through this right now where it's like people are judging each other's bowel movements because we're all Lockstep just watching each other the whole day. It just happens. Just got to go to the no judgment zone Don't say it. Don't talk about it. Sometimes they'll just disappear

Starting point is 01:32:14 Let them leave. Let them come back That's it. I started pooping again. There you go. So that's good So maybe think we'll turn maybe you'll swing the other way with your pendulum A big relationship saver right now is going to be very loud bathroom fans Especially if you've got a small apartment. Yeah, like if you have a loud bathroom fan He's not going to be questioning what you're doing there because he can't hear it Right, but if they're splashing if it sounds like you're wrestling an alligator Uh, then yeah, he's going to eventually be like, hey, maybe uh, maybe limit it to like four flushes a day

Starting point is 01:32:44 Yes matches get matches matches. Yeah, lights and matches breeze for breeze baby for breeze All right, that's our show. We'll see everyone on friday. Oh watch The what's it called? Watch the scheme on hba. No, that's next friday. We're doing watch the scheme this friday garbage kicker We're going to watch the garbage pick and field goal kicker. Yeah Uh on youtube so we're going to upload it to youtube. We've done that the link We got to be at the link so people can watch it We will put it in the we'll put it on the blog we'll put it in the link on the blog with the podcast Tomorrow and we'll tweet it out also. Okay, we'll tweet it out also and we'll tweet it out also

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