Pardon My Take - Scott Zolak, Mason Ramsey, And PFT Was Detained By The FBI

Episode Date: January 30, 2019

Middle of Super Bowl week and PFT crashed media day and was detained by the FBI. He tells the full story and what it was like to talk to Todd Gurley about his cats and Sean McVay about our forthcoming Super Bowl Suite (2:29 - 20:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Lebron tampering with Anthony Davis (20:13 - 35:44). Recurring guest and Belichick whisperer Scott Zolak joins the show to talk about the Super Bowl, his last text message with Tom Brady, and the time he told Bon Jovi to just play the hits (35:44 - 59:07). Mason Ramsey joins the show to talk about his rise to fame, whats his favorite animal, and the fact that he isn't allowed to dab anymore (59:07 - 72:10). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, the Bryce is Right Bryce Harper Update, Just Chill out man for murder and kidnapping hypotheticals by a couple respected journalists and guys on chicks. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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as we got going on, maybe a little Coach Buzz Williams. Coming out, subscribe to it, subscribe to it, subscribe to it. Today is Wednesday, January 30th. Happy birthday. Thank you, Hank. Happy birthday. Thank you.

Anything you'd like to say to me? Appreciate it. Happy pre-lated birthday. Thank you, Hank. I'm sorry that your birthday doesn't follow on a showday. First is the worst, second is the best. I'm a little bit more mature and older than you. That's Lombardi that said that.

So your birthday is tomorrow, mine is right now, as you're listening to it, I have grown into a 34-year-old man. I was a 33-year-old boy. I'm a 34-year-old man, PFT. I hope someday you'll be as old as me. I will be one day, and that day is tomorrow. Yes, today.

Okay, so we have a lot to get to. We have Mason Ramsey, we have Scott Zolak, we have what Hank was just talking about, Coach Buzz Williams, go subscribe to our part of my Take YouTube channel. But before we get to all of that, I am sitting across, I feel like I'm doing like a Barbara Walters interview. I'm sitting across a known felon.

America's most wanted. Didn't actually get a felony, but we'll get to the details. PFT commenters, so we're already gonna start, like, picking the details. No, no, no, I said known felon, because that sounds cool, but I had to also say you're not actually felon,

because I don't want people to be like, we're not gonna advertise with a felon. Right, but even, I mean, you might want to advertise with a felon. Let's start from the top, PFT commenter. So, you happen to go to media day. Please, tell us how you got in and what you did when you were in there.

Well, first of all, it's not media day. Okay. So it's opening night. It's much more than media day. It's whole interactive extravaganza. Not only do you have journalists there, you've got fans, thousands and thousands of fans. Yep. Are there. So it's like prom night for people

that finish in second place in fancy football. It's amazing. Everybody wearing these great jerseys in the audience, just cheering when coaches speak. It's really an electric atmosphere, and it was my duty to go again this year. I had to miss it last year. I had a family emergency,

but every year for the last four years, I've gone to opening night and I've asked them pretty hard-hitting questions that I like to think, including I asked Cam Newton one time, if he's such a great athlete, how come he's not joining the military and serving to defeat ISIS?

That's American to me. So it's these types of things that most journalists are too afraid to ask. And so I managed to secure myself a fake ID, a fake media credential. Now, who made that for you? No, I'm not gonna say who made it for me. Oh, good. You passed the test.

That was the first test. Yeah, we don't talk about these things out of school, okay? So I had a fake one. Dave had a fake one as well. We went our separate ways to get in because Dave had a general admission ticket to get in. I didn't plan ahead. My strategy is usually buy a general admission ticket,

and it's easier to sneak in through the security to go down to the main floor that way than it is to get in the main media entrance. Unfortunately, it wasn't possible. They were all sold out. And so I had to sneak into the media entrance. I saw the Dan Patrick boys. The Dan Atts are good friends.

Pauly and Perloff, they were making their way down through the media entrance, and I just kind of like walked with them like I was part of the crew. They didn't know that I was all, they didn't know that my pass was Fugazi, but I was just kind of following them, blending in a little bit.

I get inside to the main floor, and I do my journalistic duty. I go around asking a few questions, talk to Todd Gurley about his cats. Got a cat update. Still hasn't bought the cats. He's a fake cat. Todd has not bought his cats yet.

Todd, I read a while ago you had big plans to buy two cats. Did you ever get around to buying those cats? I didn't. I've been so busy trying to get to the soup bowl. I didn't get a chance to get a new cat. You still want to get cats though eventually? No, no, no. It's gonna be hard now, man.

Yeah, it's a commitment, man. It is. They shit in your house. No, that's fine, but I shit in my house too. That's a good point. Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd. Yeah, it's been like a year since Todd's been planning on getting these.

You better have the best fucking cat apartment set up for them all the time. He's been engaged to getting a cat for way too long. People are starting to ask questions, Todd. They're saying, is this wedding ever gonna happen? Lack of commitment from Todd Gurley. Talk to Todd, talk to Aaron Donald, ask him about the fake knives that Chris Long told us about.

Yep. Unfortunately, I accidentally deleted that video. Yeah, she happens. But yeah, what are you gonna do? Talk to Gronk about the number 69 while he thought it was so funny. Rob, I got some, how's it going, man? I'm doing great, thank you for asking.

I actually got some questions from a first grade class. I'd like to ask you one of them if that's okay. You teach first grade? No, but I know people that do. I know a lot of kids. So this is from Allison, and this is in Mrs. Thompson. Hi, Allison. In Mrs. Thompson's first grade class, she says,

Rob, you're my favorite football player in the world. Why do you think the number 69 is so funny all the time? Because it just says, Yeah. You just gotta play it off, right? You gotta play it off, right? And if you don't, it's not funny. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Agreed. What class does she have, is what class does she teach you? No, she's a first grader. All right. Well, there's some numbers out there, a little math problem. What's six times nine plus six plus nine? 69, the answer.

Yes, yes, we got it. Wow. That was good. Yeah, it took me a while. Good thing Mrs. Thompson's a teacher. And talk to McVay, talk to Belichick for a little bit about fullbacks. It was a magical night.

And then what happened? Then I got arrested. Okay, oh, we're doing the A-word. Yeah, so what happened was? We're going back from Holt. Yeah, so I was walking around, and I guess David got kicked out. Yeah.

About an hour, hour and a half earlier, and I was making the rounds. I was going to talk to the McCordy twins about like why Belichick loves twins because they've got him, or they've got those two McCordy twins. And then didn't he have like another set of twins, the Hollister twins, is that it?

Yeah, he's like Dr. Mingele. He just like does these little experiments. That's a deep cut. Real fucked up deep cut. So anyways, I was going towards them, and a NFL security officer comes up behind me, grabs my arm. Oh, so he arrested you?

Well, he grabs my arm. Okay. And he says, let me see your pass. Got it. You know that my pass is a fake if you're grabbing my arm. Yeah. Like at that point, there's nothing I can do.

And he's like, okay, you're coming with me. And then like four or five people surround me. There are probably five NFL media guys in suits, these big jackbooted thugs that's squirting me out by their arm. Is that when they read your Miranda rights? No, so they take, they walk me into the hallway, and on my way out, I see like a bunch of people,

and they're like taking their camera, they're starting to like film, they're like, oh, he's getting kicked out. Jamie Erdahl said I had one of the top 10 most smirky smirks of all time. Which is true. I probably had the biggest shit eating grin of all time on my face.

And that's something I've been trying to work on because I do get a shit eating grin from time to time. Trying to play it cool was not able to keep my cool. And they're walking me through the hallway. One guy starts shoving me. I was shoved by NFL media security in my back. Whoa, your neck must hurt from that. Yeah, it really does hurt.

I had a neck place on all earlier today. Yeah. So they take me downstairs to a holding cell filled with a SWAT team. And they started asking me all these questions, where I'm from. And I was like, I was just told to go here by my employer. I sold Barcelona out immediately.

I was like, listen, this is, hey, his name's Dave Portnoy. Not my idea. But since he had already been arrested earlier, they were kind of, they were looking for me. Yeah, yeah. They saw some of his pictures. Yes. So I'm down there, and they're talking to me about what

I'm doing there, all this stuff. And they take my picture, take my social, take my ID. Confiscate my phone. So I guess you guys are like, I tweeted out, apprehended, to let everybody know that I was in trouble. And so you guys were not able to contact me at that point. Yeah, we were calling. What did you think happened?

I was calling. I thought you got detained, which was what happened, right? Yes. You got detained by the people, and you were going to eventually be let go. I was very close to being worried. But right when I was about to get worried, you texted and said, I think they're going to let me go.

Not worried, at that point. I was though. I had gone from threat level, ha, ha. This is hilarious. PFT got detained, where I was like, ha, ha. Maybe in about 45 minutes to an hour, I'll get off the couch and try to make a phone call. So that's a significant step, though, for me.

Well, here's the thing. I would have done the exact same thing that you did. Yeah. Because there's no difference in you calling at 1030. I was ready to ADK. I was going to go suck some dicks for you. There you go. Yeah.

I appreciate that. No, actually, probably not. Would you have taken a face shot for me? No, probably not. Nothing inside. I would have visited you in jail. Thank you. That's nice.

That would have been an incredible part of my take calling. And you have a collect call from an inmate at a Cobb County Correctional Facility. So you got detained. You got banned from all these places now. Well, what happened was I was detained. I was questioned. And then these two people walk into the room.

And after I'd been questioned by the Atlanta Police Department and NFL Security, these two people walk into the room. And they're like, I need the room to question this guy. This is when you're about to get arrested. Yeah. And I'm like, shit, who are these people? And so they ended up clearing the entire room out. There's a SWAT team in there, probably like 10 or 12 people.

Oh, wow. The SWAT team got cleared out of the room by these two people. And I was like, oh, shit, what's going on? Here it goes. And they come up to me. And they're like, we're going to ask you a couple questions. I was like, OK. So I know those guys were APD.

What are you? And the guy did the thing with his badge where he flopped it open. Nice. He's an FBI agent. Power move. Power move. And that was sweet.

I wish he had been wearing the windbreaker. That was a big disappointment. The ATF, maybe, comes in, takes your vape from you. Yeah, oh my god, I would have flipped out. This is mango. They don't sell this in stores anymore. He squashes it underneath his heel, son of a bitch. So yeah, they walk in there.

I was like, OK, I guess I'll answer some questions. And then I tried to act tough. I was like, let me get a coconut cigarette first. They were like, no, sir. Is this a real story, or are we going off-scratch? No, this is real. You have a coconut cigarette? As a joke.

So I had two strategies to break the ice. One was to ask for a coconut cigarette and start asking for more shit, like wee bay from the office, like get some ribs. And then my second one, as they sat down, I was like, hey, man, I'm really sorry about the furlough. That sucks that you guys are working not getting a paycheck. Yeah, trying to bond, trying to bond with the guy.

They didn't really bond with me. And so they were like, have you ever been kicked out of anything like this before? And I was like, yeah. And I was like, I could tell it. I was like, you're here at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show? And they were like, we've got to repeat a fender on our hands.

No, but they were asking me where I got the ID from, because they figured I'm forging credentials. And I was like, I want to save you guys some time. I'm just an asshole that snuck in. Just asking questions. And wanted to ask questions. I literally asked Gronk a 69 question 30 seconds ago. Yeah, exactly.

And they asked me what types of questions. I was like, I talked to Gronk about 60, 90. And so after about, I'd say, 30 seconds, they realized they weren't dealing with real hard and criminal here. So they eventually let me go with a criminal trespass charge. OK, so where did you get arrested? I was detained and held.

Got it. I was held. So there was no arrest? I was held. I don't know what arrested means. I had my stuff confiscated. Arrested means you go to a jail. No, not a prison.

I got arrested, but no charges were pressed. No, that's not what arrest. You did not get arrested. You got held. You got detained. I was detained. You should just go with detained by the FBI, because that's badass.

How about interrogated by the FBI? When you say arrested, people are like, oh, shit, where's your mug shot? And then you're like, well, I didn't just lead with detained by the FBI. And people are like, damn, that's fucking cool. I got interrogated by the FBI. OK.

According to Merriam-Webster's dictionary, the definition of arrest is to take or keep in custody by authority of law. Boom. I was arrested. Thank you, Hank. They didn't actually keep you. They just asked you some questions and let you go.

They kept me for like an hour and a half. To take or keep. They took you. They kept me for like an hour. You got detained by the FBI, which is badass. That's badass. Props to that. Street cred way up.

I also, we got two new subscribers for the podcast. Nice. I made those FBI agents. I was like, write it down. It's called Part of My Take. Comes out Monday, Wednesday, Friday. The APD detective was like, so you do a podcast? So you're definitely going to talk about me on your podcast.

And I was like, yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm going to say nice things. The Atlanta Police Department was very, very friendly. OK, so I have one final question here. You mentioned, you just glossed over the fact that you talked to Sean McVeigh. Did you, by any chance, bring up the fact that he owes us a Super Bowl suite?

Thank you for asking, big cat. I did. You're welcome. That was my question. Can we put that audio in? We can put it in there. Let's put that audio in. I figured we put that memory here as a test real quick.

You remember about seven months ago? You were in the back of a van with two podcasters. And you promised them that you would get them sweet tickets to the Super Bowl if you made it. I was just wondering where I could go. Yeah, you forgot exactly how did the dialogue go? It was coach. So when you get the Super Bowl, you're going to give us a suite.

We can call the first play. And he said, not the first play, but yeah, we'll do the suite. So, I mean, you're the one with the memory, right? I'm not taking it so easy. How many you got? Well, we'll talk after this. Three. I'll give you, hey, three.

I'll take three. I'm not trying to be greedy. Just two. I do remember that conversation. I got to follow up on my work. OK. Wow, so it sounds like we're going to the Super Bowl. We are.

That's right. We got two suite tickets coming our way. So you sold out, Hank, pretty quickly there. Yeah, it's called anchoring in a negotiation. So I started out by saying three. And then he was like, let's negotiate. I immediately cut it down to. So if I'd started with two, I would have ended up with one.

Yeah. So Hank, how are you feeling? I feel fine. You know, I've been blessed enough to go to two, see two Patriots Super Bowl victories with my own eyes. And I think everyone just. Well, not really. Yeah, you were in the concourse.

Well, I was there. I was there to see my team win a Super Bowl something. But you were less there than people watching on TV? I was there when they raised the trophy and Kadele handed them. Marky Mark was more there than you. Yeah. All right. Well, I think everyone should be there when the Patriots

win a Super Bowl. And I understand how uplifting and good it feels to see that with your own two eyes. So I think it's good that you guys are going. And I'm happy for you. OK, thank you. Well, we're probably not going to go. Yeah, we've decided that if Sean McVeigh does in fact

give us two tickets, we are going to do that thing. You know, when like, like a new console comes out and one guy gets in the front of the line, buys it, and then smashes it in front of everyone else. If Sean McVeigh gives us two sweet tickets, we're just going to burn them. Absolutely. Protests.

So credit to Sean, though. I also wouldn't really want to sit in Sean McVeigh's boss downtown Patriots. We're going to protest the NFL ending. Oh, there you go. Yeah. It's fucked up that they were doing that to us. I'm going to announce my annual 100 day boycott of the NFL

minus the combined draft. I think what we've got to do is we've got to just punt on pushing Sean McVeigh for the tickets and hope the Rams win, and then go full court press on the ring, full court press on the ring. Or because I feel like that's something, if he wins a Super Bowl, he will be in the giving mood. And he'll be like, you know what?

Let's give these guys a ring, and then we sell it, then we buy Super Bowl tickets next year, and burn those. OK. Spot the flaw in my logic here. No, I like it. Or we could push for inclusion on one of the floats in the parade. Oh, they're going to be literally dozens of people out there.

You can take the 101, or they're absolutely going to go. I think they're going to take the 405 up to Marina Del Rey, because it's going to be crowded, so it's going to take a while. Oh my god. That's what you want. You don't want a fast-moving parade. All right, so that's an update of basically what we've been doing in Atlanta.

I was told not to go to media day, partially because it's your thing, and I don't want to include it. Well, I didn't tell you not to. No, I know. Dave told me that I would cause a stir if I went. So heaven forbid, I went, and I had a fake. I had that Tony Thompson, who was going to make a comeback. If you remember, a couple of years ago,

we broke into Radio Row with Tony Tomsul and Wayne Tables. And I was going to make a comeback, but Dave told me I would cause a stir. Thank god I didn't go and cause that stir. That could have been a real black eye for the company, if you had gotten in trouble at media. Would have really sucked if I caused the stir. But yeah, it was a hilarious night.

Some hilarious, you captured some hilarious interviews and getting detained and held by the FBI. Interrogated by the FBI. Is a fucking badass move. And arrested, yeah, it was a crazy night. Yes, and the rest wasn't fully happened. Semantics, whatever. I don't think you want to be arrested.

We got to keep this, you know, a clean image for sponsors. Yeah, we're the cleanest podcast of all time. I think we're so cool. Fuck shit, fuck. I think we're clean because we were so open about how dirty we are. Yeah, that's true. We don't really have any secrets.

Yeah, I mean, we will take bribes any time you want. Like, we've already talked about how biased we've become that we're now unbiased. So yeah, that's what you see is what you get here. All right, let's get to our Hot Seat Cool Throne. And then we got the interviews. So we have some wild interviews. We'll give a little preview to the interviews

once we do our Hot Seat Cool Throne. But PFT, why don't you decide if Hank should start or not? I think Hank should go first. OK, first as well. Oh, OK, my Hot Seat, my first one. Wow, Hank, you're going to go first on my birthday? Oh, that's a good bit, you guys set up. No, I wasn't even a setup.

I was just, should you go first? No, I don't want to go first. You know what, I only get one birthday a year. Tell you what, I'll go first. All right, cool. Anyway, my Hot Seat is Super Bowl commercials. Ooh. So everyone knows this is the time of year

where all the companies that are too broke to actually pay for Super Bowl time and come out with the banned Super Bowl commercials like we talked about. OK, I was going to say, were you listening? Our co-worker, Caleb Presley, has been coming out with his own band Super Bowl commercials. He came out with one with Kevin Dyson with the Titans. Coming bachelor talk, remember Chad?

Yeah. The ultimate villain. Of course. He's got a video coming out with him. I think it comes out today, which is like. Yeah, today. Yeah, it's Chad and then a girl from. Kendra, I've watched it.

It's good. I mean, you've ruined it. That was a spoiler. Oh, fuck. Forget I said that. You don't know which Kendra, though. True. There's a lot of them.

But I want you to go check those out. They're fucking hilarious. They're better than actual Super Bowl commercials. And yeah, go check them out. And he duped the media with them, right? Yeah. The Titans tweeted RIP Kevin Dyson. Yeah, he's got Kevin Dyson talking

about killing himself, literally. Sounds fun. Yikes. But in a funny way, I guess. Yeah, sure. Lighthearted. I think the premise is like, if Kevin Dyson was dead, people would stop showing the replay of him being a yard short.

Which is accurate. I think people would. You explained it better. Is that it? Your hot seats, Kevin Dyson? Kevin Dyson wanted to kill himself. My cool throne is Jim Tomstula. He's back.

He's back on the Redskins. Go on. That's it? I just saw it tweeted that Jim Tomstula was back. Hell yes. No, I had him on my. Actually, I had beer salt is on my hot seat in Northern Virginia because Tomstula is going to be drinking all of it.

You'll remember that his special cocktail is salt poured into a PBR. Yes. So yeah, Tomstula, I think in his case, it was like he had the opportunity to stay or he had the opportunity to pack up all his belongings, which is probably like a 36 inch screen that's mounted on his wall, a folding chair where his couch should be,

probably has like a few cans of baked beans in the pantry. I imagine Jim Tomstula makes like a Lombardi trophy out of Skoll tins. Yes. I'm going to get there someday. Yeah, he's got a restaurant nearby that boils that tuna fish just the way he likes it. And he's like, you know what, it'd be too much of a deal

for me to move, so I'm going to stick around in DC. I'm very happy to have him back. Yes. All right, keep going. My other hot seat is privacy. Privacy for those of you across the pond. Uh-oh. Because Apple had a bug where you can look at someone

on FaceTime without them picking up. So if you had somebody's number, you could FaceTime them and then doing like a little ad thing where you add another call, but you had the same call that you're on. It would break into their phone and it would automatically activate the camera and the microphone. Oh. So I love these stories because everyone freaks out

and they're like, I can't believe Apple is spying on us while they hold their iPhone, that tracks through every movement, that probably listens to all their conversation, that sells them ads all the time. But this is like, oh, well, someone heard me say, fuck, where's my phone? Yeah, listen. Or shit, I got to wipe before I pick up this FaceTime.

Like that's the least troublesome spot is right before I pick up a FaceTime. I would say that right before you pick up a FaceTime is probably your best moment. Right. Because you're grooming yourself. You're making sure you're presentable. Yeah, you're hiding all your porn in the background.

Your brain snaps, too, like throwing your lotion under the bed. Right. So I was like, oh my god, what would happen if someone heard me say, I don't want to take this FaceTime? Listen, if you're over the age of 22, you never want to take the FaceTime. FaceTiming is terrible. I actually like that they do the different heads that you can do

so you can make yourself like a lizard or a dinosaur, because otherwise it sucks. FaceTime sucks. Yeah, I agree. I think, I mean, there is some usage for this. If you're a spy, if you're Bill Belichick, I know that he's got Sean McFaze number. They were talking about how they texted.

That's probably why. Belichick's just probably hacking into Sean McFaze phone. Hank, explain it to elder millennials. Why do young kids do FaceTime? Do you like it? You prefer it over texting? No, I mean, I still text, but FaceTime, I feel like FaceTime's like a couple years younger than me.

Like that's when FaceTime kind of popped off. I'm still, me and my friends are really FaceTime. Bubba, do you FaceTime? Oh, Bubba, FaceTime. Yeah, yeah. OK. Because like, Bubba's showing off his fits all the time. He's got a FaceTime.

And my chin always, for some reason, there's something wrong with the FaceTime cameras. I always look fat. Well, yeah, because it's terrible. It focuses like on the middle. It makes the middle of your face look like this. I'm off FaceTime. It's not great.

Anyways, my cool throne is advanced analytics on Twitter. So according to The Wall Street Journal, Tom Brady is the number one name that's associated with the goat emoji. So they did a study, and on an in-given day, there are roughly 40,000 tweets with the goat emoji. There were 333,665 tweets with the goat emoji the day after Mr. Brady's last Super Bowl win.

The uptick of goat emojis amounted to nearly 750% increase. Who did this study? The Wall Street Journal. Can we get one of those for when Ravel goes, gets on fire on Super Bowl? How many delete this? Pictures get tweeted. This ain't it, chief.

I feel like there's a big uptick in that. Yeah. Last year, when Nick Foles won, probably a huge eggplant emoji. Yeah, that's true. Or when Sam Bradford plays, just the hospital emoji. Whoa, whoa, whoa. OK, stop. Just the red cross.

Someone actually pointed out that I'm all over the place with my love for quarterbacks. And guess what? It has no rhyme or reason. They said that I slandered Dak, praised Sam Bradford, and Mr. Biscay all in the same podcast. And you know what? That makes perfect sense in my mind.

So don't come at me for that. All right, my hot seats. I have two. One is the city of Atlanta for their snowstorm. Hot Lanna. Hot Lanna. I don't know what happens here in Georgia, but there was supposed to be a snowstorm.

They closed the state. They closed all the schools. There was maybe an hour of rain. Yeah. That's it, man. That's all it's. It's better safe than sorry. OK, so it was a nightmare day for the fire ants down here.

It was nice, though. It was apocalypse for them. It was nice for us. No one was on the road. We basically got to drive around. My other hot seat is LeBron James. So Hank, you'll appreciate this. Follow me here.

Anthony Davis has come out and said that he would like a trade. He actually just got fined for doing that, because I guess that's against the NBA law. Is that he tampered with himself? Yeah, you basically can't undermine your contract by saying I want to trade. But you should be able to tamper with yourself.

Yeah, you should be able to tamper with yourself. But let's talk about real tampering, shall we? About a month ago, December 22, Anthony Davis and LeBron James had dinner together. That's interesting. That wouldn't that seem kind of perfect that they waited about a month after their dinner for Anthony Davis to demand a trade?

Oh, and guess what? Anthony Davis is repped by clutch sports, Rich Paul, who is best friends with LeBron James, who also, Rich Paul and clutch sports, also repped LeBron James. LeBron James probably doesn't have to pay an agent's fee. He probably owns part of clutch sports. And guess what?

Anthony Davis is going to go to the Los Angeles Lakers and no one's going to say anything about it. So I'm going to say something right now. It's bullshit and I will not let it stand. There's actually nothing I can do. But you're not going to let it stand? I'm not going to let it stand. What you're not going to do is go quietly.

I will not, I will not view the Los Angeles Lakers with Anthony Davis as a real team. Asterix, if they win anything. I will. Asterix on all of it. Yeah. Well, you know what? It seems kind of suspicious to me

that LeBron James has been out with a so-called injury, the first real injury of his entire career at the perfect time when it would make sense to be evaluating trades that they might make and which players he wants to keep on the team for a title run. Now, isn't that just interesting? Let me ask you a question, PFT.

When LeBron James is sitting out, would you say the usage rates of the other players goes up? I would say it does. Would you say the points and rebounds and assist numbers goes up? I would say it definitely makes players more desirable in the trade. Interesting.

Yeah. So yeah, Anthony Davis is going to the Lakers and you know what? It's actually going to be fun because the Lakers and Warriors, like it will be, well, I don't, I'm not a Star Wars guy, but like two Death Stars. Is there other two?

Yeah, two. No, two, there are two Death Stars. Two Death Star one and Death Star two going at each other. Like it's actually going to be fun. I know that's the thing that people don't want to hear. And I do believe there is tampering. Like that, what I just said stands. LeBron James completely tampered here.

He should be fined and kicked out of the league. But if it happens and everyone lets it happen, it will be fun. I would say that you'd have to be a world-class dumbass not to tamper in the NBA. Yeah, pretty much. If you're not tampering, you are dumber than a pile of rocks.

Also, one little hot seat that's an ancillary hot seat to this, Woj doesn't know how to thread tweets. Correct. So he quote tweets himself and continues the thought. I think that's a power move though. It's a fucking psycho move, and it gives me a headache when I try to follow his thoughts.

Yeah, maybe Jack is paying him to do that. Such a plus. Because he gives more clicks on his website. True, true. Yeah, stay woke on that one. All right, my cool throne is Tony Romo because he predicted that the Super Bowl's going to be 28, 24, but he wouldn't say the team.

That's exactly what I did. So he's not going to be wrong. Well, unless it's not 24. Well, yeah, but one team will win and one team will lose. So he's got that nailed. Interesting. Also, you see people are trying to get him to be a coach. Yeah, so I heard that he could get like five,

six million dollars a year as a coach. Eight million I saw. Eight millions a coach. Eight million. Yeah, well, whoever pays Tony Romo eight million dollars a coach deserves to get their money taken from. Yes, absolutely. Although because he can call a couple of plays

because he's got the offensive plays piped into his ear. Just because he can be like, Listen, if your pregame speech to your players is, I don't know if we're going to win this one, guys. That's not going to cut it. The only way that I want Tony Romo to be a coach is if he hires Jim Bob Couter to be his offensive court here.

So then he can just keep going. I don't know, Jim, but I call. Is that a Couter? I think that Tony Romo would be a great coach. I've talked myself into it inside my own head in the last five seconds because we would get the chance to see Tony Romo blow more fourth quarter games. And I'm all in on Tony Romo being the coach

of the Dallas Cowboys because then we will have some, like we will get to go into basically a time portal back in time and get to watch Meltdown Tony Romo Twitter, but as a coach for the Cowboys. I can't wait. And Jerry Jones will never fire him. No, make it happen, Jerry. Yes.

Okay, we're in. We're in on all this. Okay, let's get to our interviews. So we have two. We have Scott Zolak, recurring guest. He has a radio show. Where's his radio show? What times?

Boston. 10 to one, 98.5. He's the Belichick whisperer, the Brady whisperer. So we talk about this Patriots run, his really good Brady story, really good Belichick story, and also just like the energy is insane. We also have Mason Ramsey, 12 years old. So mind you, he's 12 years old, fun conversation.

He is 12. So judge it on the curve. Who is Mason Ramsey? Mason Ramsey is the Yodel Boy. So he went viral for yodeling in a Walmart and he's now become a star. He's going on tour. Superstar.

Superstar. This tour is called Has Your Girl, Has Your Family. And check it out. Date's coming to you this spring. So it was fun to talk to Mason Ramsey. He is 12 and we appreciated him being as well spoken as, yeah, if I was, when I was 12, I'd try to go on a podcast and be like,

damn, this technology is insane. How'd you guys create this? We're at least 15 years away from podcasts. Can I just go play my Super Mario Kart? Right. I'm in the middle of the Grand Pricks. This is, what do you mean? It's a podcast.

Radio is how you listen to people. Yeah. That's what I would have said. That would have been a real mind fuck. Yeah. I would have been very precocious as a 12 year old. All right, let's get to our interview. So we're going to do Scott Zillek first.

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getroman.com slash take or click the link in the description box below. That's getroman.com slash take for your free online visit. Okay, here he is, Scott Zalek. Ooh! Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests. It's become a yearly tradition.

It's yearly. Are we going to the Super Bowl if the pages are new? Yeah, we were coming regardless. Really? Yeah, I was gonna say here regardless but it regardless isn't a word. No, you know the English language. Oh, God.

All right, it's Scott Zalek. You know him, former Maryland great. No, it's a former Maryland player. Former backup quarterback. Yep. Now, Belichick whisperer. Somewhat. And Tom Brady whisperer.

No, yeah. No, that's a good question. How much of Tom Brady's success do you think can be attributed to being good friends with you? He's able to pick your brain all the time. Why do you do, I help out the best buddies thing he does every year of the ride and the football game and we got this thing where he sets it up

and he throws me a pick and I'm gonna run it back. It's like a pick six. Oh, so you run back the pick six? I run back the pick six and then it makes me look good for a quarter and I get out and I say nice things. So he does like the breath far of Michael Sturman thing to you where he lets you get that pick every year. Absolutely.

He plays that. Yeah, it gives me a little wink like hey, it's coming here and I get free gear out of it so I get the TV. Oh, there you go. Okay, so. If I got the Achilles problem, Alex takes care of it. There you go. Do you go to the TV 12 gym?

I did and I know Alex really well but my daughter had knee problems. She went, he fixed her. Fixed her right up? Hell yeah. She likes it when she likes to eat strawberries and tomatoes all that stuff. No, she didn't do none of that.

She went dunking donuts, you know, we're awesome people. So it's dunk every day, a coffee roll dunk but it's just, you get with him. It's Mr. Miyagi, man. He just, yeah. He fixes it right up. He fixes that shit right up. Can I say that?

Yeah, you can say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want. Fuck the shit. He fixes shit right up. Yeah, all right, so this. This is a classy show. You wanna drop a C-bomb? Go for it.

So this Super Bowl, the theme is that no one believes in the Patriots, which is hard to believe because everyone kind of still believes that they're very, very good. I think Dave sums it up the best. You congratulate yourself for being a Patriots fan and you feel bad for everybody else. But okay, so here's my question though.

Did you at any point during this year have a little bit of doubt creeping into Scott Zollack's wild brain? And you gotta be crazy not to think you don't. That's a funny thing. Because they've been, I think, over scrutinized more so than any other year. Well, that's what happens when you're like a team like them.

You know what I mean? Like the lake, whatever team LeBron's on. Justifiably, so you start one and two. You're rolling, you know, you're not really rolling. You're used to coming out of the gate. We started 10 and 0 some years, but you know, one and two and you're questioning, you know, is this the end?

I threw up, I swear to God, you get on a plane, you threw up after that Miami game. I just went dead silent for about 45 seconds. I just can't believe this is happening. That's a long time for you. That's a long time for me not to say anything. That's a long time for you to not say anything. I talked, speak of the time,

I talked to Tom before the Pittsburgh game and he's like, you know, we, we just finished the Dan game and take care of what we need to take off. I asked up before the first end of the first half, time out thing will be fine. Then we went to Pittsburgh, so that's two in a row. Right.

And this is about that time when you get on a bus after Pittsburgh, guys jumping off sides, guys holding, throwing the interception on the throw away. You're thinking, okay, this might not be the year. So it's certainly like, from a physical standpoint, your best friends with Tom, you go to his doctor.

Stop it. Have you seen like anything physically from him that says that he's like, he's not the player that he works for? Tom first time. No, I mean, every once in a while, you'll see a ball fly or to flutter. And, but I think it's based on the fact

he had the knee injury post Tennessee, you know, we run that stupid throwback to the quarterback. He almost breaks his leg without even being hit and then that would be a kid falls on it. So he gets the MCL thing. And you can just tell when Tom has his knees under him and his feet, right? And he's a mechanically sound.

He throws it better than anybody in the league, as good as anybody in the league. Roger's probably the best. But if something's bugging him, you'll see the ball sell because all his mechanics go to shit. And that happened a little bit this year, but then as he got healthy, he was back to old time

from like four years ago, same like, same velocity on it. Yeah. I mean, Kansas City was the stuff on third 10. We hit, he hit, he hit three straight. You and Tom Brady hit three straight fucking third and 10 against Kansas City where you can't hear anything. Andy Reed should have called the timeout. We shocked he didn't. You see Andy Reed, he's looking.

They fire, they fire, what's his name? Bob Hudson? Bob Sutton, yeah. Bob Sutton, yeah. Bob Sutton gets fired after the end game. Andy, do something. Don't score so fast, consume some clock. At the end of the regulation, he's throwing the ball,

which stops the clock. And I know, you know, they end up letting him score. Brady has time to take him down, tie it up. We get the ball in overtime and that rest is history. All right. So would you say this is Bill Belichick's best coaching job? You know him. You are the Belichick whisperer.

By the way, if you hear any trucks or anything going by, we are in full Super Bowl mode. We're in the back of a conversion van. This is the only way to do it. This is the only way we do the Super Bowl. So would you say it's his best coaching job? It's got to be up there, yeah. But I mean, other than when you lose Brady seven minutes

into the season and Matt Castle, you take a Matt Castle lead team and you go 11 and five, granted they didn't make the playoffs. But 11 and five is a pretty damn good mark taking your backup quarterback. This is as good as it gets right here because he got him right in his final two games. Edelman's health and Burkhead and the Lyman

and their ability to run the ball with Michelle. They become a running team, which is kind of crazy. Like they want to run the ball first. They become a team that they can do what they want to do regardless of what they have to do. Right. If they're going to run it, they'll run it. You can't prepare for them offensively.

Right. Which makes them damn scary. Let me ask you this. What color Gatorade do they drink on the sidelines? I go green. You take their, I know you personally. I love orange. Personally, I'm a orange guy.

I love the orange Gatorade. Red's okay. The greens got that sort of, that limey aftertaste. Yeah. So it tastes like medicine. But have you seen the actual color? Because we're trying to wet the beak and bet a little bit on the Gatorade back.

What does the bell check like? I'm going to say, you know, Parcells is a big green guy. Really? Make sure it's got some ice in it. He likes a little water down. Yeah. He used to make Charlie Weiss go get it and bring it back.

It was funny at the beginning of the day. See those guys. Charlie Weiss would just stick a giant straw there. Yeah, the Barjombe combined. He was at the last, he was at the Chargers game. They do the whole living on a prayer thing and all the place goes nuts. He used to come all the time with Parcells.

He always had, this is back when he was like, you know, it was still the shit back in the early 90s. And uh. Oh, you're saying the Barjombe's washed up. Oh, no. So he comes to all the parties, post-game stuff, and out of you, we're hanging out at Robert's house one day before the ASU title game.

That would be the Robert Krafia. Okay. We're on his kitchen. And he's like, and John's like, what do you think of the new stuff? And I'm looking at him like, what new stuff? He goes, you know, the acoustical stuff, try some new shit.

And I'm like, trust me, you're going to treadmill. I don't want to listen to new stuff. I tell people this all the time, play the hits. Give the people what they want. What do you want? You said this to Barjombe? I told him, I told him, I said, John, play the hits. I want it slippery when wet.

Give me dead or alive. Give me this, yes. Living on a prayer, wanted, yeah, all that crap, man. Just give it to me. I want that S-curve on that, you know, the triangular sign. I don't need this new stuff, hair dye, John. You know, he's trying to be this different. And all these artists need to reinvent themselves, man.

Play the hits. Yeah. Any money, what's he doing? He played a casino up in Hampton Beach in New Hampshire. You think he's playing new shit? No, I don't. He's playing a running specter. I'll be my daddy.

She's coming out of that Zollac's wild, wonderful tour right now. Just give us the stuff we want. Scott, did you see John Bon Jovi up in the booth with Robert Kraft? Yeah. What do they talk about? What does Robert talk about with JBJ? Robert?

I think it's like, you know, John makes so much money as Robert makes so money. It's at this point, it's like, it's investment properties and stuff. Yeah. It's not about music. It's not about owning teams. You got to have money to make money.

Yeah. Make money, make more money. Let your money work for you. Right. That kind of thing. How do you make the money work? Right. If you had any crazy calls this year,

I don't listen to the radio as much as I used to. I think the cheese one was probably our best one this year. What did you say? We had a really good game, but America's Worst Nightmare is back, baby. We're going to Super Bowl. That's a pretty good call. Yeah, America's Super Bowl.

Now, do you have that in your head beforehand? No, nope. It came out. Sue's Burkhead hit it. Bob did the final call. He laid out. I go, that's right, baby. Great call.

America's Worst Nightmare. We're going to our third straight Super Bowl our fourth and five years. Start our buses, pack our bags. We're coming home, Boston. Are you jumping? Are you are you standing out of your seat in those? Yeah, and I got to got it.

He's a hold back. You got a hold back guy? He's got a hold back guy. You have a hold back guy. Guys, thanks Mark Koppel. He's been doing the broadcast for like 30 years. He did Gil and Gino. He does me now.

He grabs me when he knows. He right now knows when I'm going to shit my pants on the call. Because he really, you know, to be incredible, and you want, I mean, friend of Elphel films and posterity purposes, you want to let the play by. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to let him breathe. That's smart by you.

You're not Tony Romo. Yeah, no, I'm right on. But I step on it. I should. But I've gotten better because of my hold back guy. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. So he literally will hold you back.

Hold me back. Hold me in my seat. Yeah. And you know, don't talk. He doesn't say anything. He just grabs your leg or something. That's like a button. If he can tell you're about to say something,

you should know. No, because then I'll just come. Shit will come out. Oh, like an electric dog car, you mean? Yeah, you can't do the zap shit. America's worst nightmare. That's pretty damn good line. We are working America's worst nightmare, man.

All right, so I was asking before the show if you had Belichick and Tom Brady's phone number, you said yes. Yeah, we got him. I want you to read the last text you and Tom Brady shared. Right off. You better not be in bed. It's better not be like, hey, Tom, can I have?

You've got giant font on there. Yeah, you've got giant font. Are your eyes OK? I don't have Maya. Are you a bring a flashlight? I just saw Tom Brady. Are you a bring a flashlight to a? Wait, you're sitting in pictures.

You should read it. All right, so he wrote yesterday. So that was my first incompletion of the week. No more, though. So what happened there? He threw the mic and you dropped it. I'm part of the guy that's got a steer to ship. Like, you're driving a ship right now.

It's PMT sitting over here. Yeah. PMT sitting over here, just not really doing much right now. But I'm just fucking waiting. So I got to bring the guys in and out with Bob and we're setting it up. We're going to the crowd. So Brady's like, yeah, we're still here.

He gets a Will Stee, we're still here, Chad. Yep. He holds his hand up, dropped the mic at last year's rally. OK. So I start to look at the crowd, get started to set it up. And I got my hand in my pocket, he tosses the mic, it bounces off my left chest. I almost double catch it.

It was almost actually a hell of a catch. OK, so then you said fucking hands of stone. That was awesome. 40,000 see you tomorrow night. Let's fucking go. And he wrote back, fuck yes. So Tom Brady swears breaking news. And then you send him two pictures of the crowd

and he never responded. So now you are, like, that's kind of sad. What I mean, he hasn't responded. I mean, I'll see him tonight. Yeah, but he hasn't responded to those texts. Like he didn't even give you didn't even give that, like, you know, double tap where you can just say, ha ha to a picture without having to write it.

I just show him how many fans are OK. All right. Well, it's you're out to dry right now. How many fans at the Rams rally? I don't know. I didn't know I was going to tell of us. I know. Are you are you a little bit nervous about the Rams

about Sean McFadden? Absolutely. Give us the Patriots biggest weakness. You can't say that after losing away in the style you lost with last year. I like foals, but Peterson, it's just they'll throw the kitchen sink at you. There's fourth and fours, you know, it's not pun.

Back in the day, Parcells and Punnett will play defense. No, fourth and four. We got plays for that. Yeah, yeah. Fakes. You got you got a you got a Belchick loves the kicker, a hacker, Johnny Hecker, a pun. Yeah, he's all pro.

He loves the way he kicks it. The more important the loves the way he throws it. He's a great thrower. So they're getting ready for everything. Anything can happen in this game. What's what is the Patriots biggest weakness? If we're sitting here and talking on Monday after Super Bowl and the Patriots lose the game, why did they lose the game?

Probably the intermediate level of coverage, whether it's linebacker, safeties down to speed the middle of the field. OK. And if you lock them up, man, it's cooks, you know, and these guys are going to have the ability to blow by you. Yeah. You know, Robert Woods, what can you do?

Because you got to concentrate on girly, too. You're not going to tackle girly with just four down. Right. So the challenge is what type of nickel you're going to play. You're going to bring safeties down, chunking a box, recording a box, have some fun with that. Are you a little bit worried about Dominic and Sue hitting Tom Brady, like getting a little shot.

And no, no, he's hard. He's rolled him up. He plays hard, but he's rolling up. Yeah. You go back to those games down in Miami, balls away. Sue's still crawling and rolling and trying to roll the legs up. Yeah, he sounds like you're going to get your shot. Sounds like you're contributing to the

Pussification of America, Scott. I hate the Pussification. No, well, you're talking about it. Actually, I think if you're a receiver coming across the middle, you should get laid out. Football is a collision sport. It's what you got helmets on for. If you don't like it, go get a desk job.

Oh, buckling up for a reason. It's a crash test dummy. Every look at these guys outside. This is crazy. We got a crowd. This is what it's like, man. Van talk. A crowd out here.

It's pretty cool. Van talk. Yeah, would be a good show. We should try that. All right. Give me. So this is my theory. I tease this to you beforehand.

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Take 300 at sea cake. So Tom Brady's at a point in his career where I feel like people are starting to tell stories similar to a Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird. Like these stories of lore of the competitor at a different level. Give me your best Tom Brady. This guy is just wired differently story. I think it had to go back to some of the stuff I saw one of the practices they had with back when Reeves was there in 14 and Bill would always do

these competitions, but just the test guys and they would split. Bill split the team up into two different teams and he got out of soccer ball. And there was a soccer net in the field house and he said, all right, let's go. And he picked the year, allowed to pick a goalie and it came down to a tie score. If Reeves was in net and Brady was kicking the ball and he fake him, set him up, hit the kick, put it in the top corner, Reeves went one way, kick went the other and they just start talking shit on each other back and forth. But there's two guys that probably really don't like each other, but

respect they hold each other, right? But you have that type of competition and they were playing soccer. Playing soccer at the end of the practice is disgusting. OK, that's on the way to a Super Bowl. That's crazy. Here we are again, the Super Bowl. So it's hard to get a drinking story where he's just set guys up and it's not stupid. Some of the people we play with set them up and you just give them straight

vodka and Brady Winks at the guy tips them, tips the bartender. And he's sliding them water shots and he's just putting guys under left. Right. I like that. You think he's a man. This dude can hold his liquor, man. It's the greatest leader ever. That's like the old Michael Jordan story about where you pay the guy the luggage handler to make sure his bag came down.

Right, right. It's like the great ones. That's it though. It starts to come out where it's like so like being around him, being around Belichick. Can you just tell those two guys are wired differently? Like what is it like when the cameras are off and you're just talking with them, hanging out with them,

except for when Tom Brady doesn't respond to your texts? I just think that when you got you, you're sitting around him and you hear non football type questions, asked him, asked him. And that's when sort of the grunts come out with Bill or he starts eating potato chips as you can hear on some of the conference calls. And he knows my favorite ones. I know what he's thinking. He doesn't he doesn't say anything for about 20 seconds, any response

because it's such a dumb ass question because nothing related to football. But Dan, you asked him about left footed directional kicking of punters. Yeah. And the expertise of putting it inside the eight and where do you set up your return guide? And you put him at the nine. Where's the fair catch signal waved off? Yep. Yeah.

How excited were you to have Edelman wave off call? Peter, Peter's one of my favorite, you know, bad kick calls. Peter, Peter, and then he goes to try to catch it. We got the lock of the bounce. That was a great call, by the way. I think it hit his thumb. I think it touched the thumb. I think it touched the thumb.

You bring up a good point because there are those like little triggers for Belichick where you can get them going. So I'm a lot of triggers. I'm going to try to sneak into media night tonight. I'm not allowed, but kind of a bad ass thing. Flying on the radar. Yeah, bad boys, a podcasting. So what's one thing like the what's the most minute detail

that I can ask Bill Belichick that could get him talking? Hey, if you want any of these, go to Radio Shack. Is that still open? No, probably not. Yeah. All right. So yeah, what is that like one little minute question, like a little very detailed part of the game that I can ask him to get him going? Oh, OK.

So, Coach, when you kick this thing off Sunday night and a little bit of an audience, auditing a little ironic twist, 17 years to the day was the first time you went in and it was your head coaching experience in this game. What was going through your mind 17 years ago to the day this Sunday? OK, five minutes before the game. OK, we're going to shoot your pants. Are you ready to go?

Did you know your team is going to win that football game being a 14 point dog? OK, my my would be a 40. Give him yours. I was going to ask him about a 1993 game where he was coaching the Browns and he was going up against Wade Phillips, who is coaching the Broncos at the time. They got beat 15 to 29. That's how did they shut down? Oh, that's brilliant.

Eric Metcalfe, yeah, in the backfield. Yes, I think you were number twenty three. I remember we lost it. We lost it. We lost it Cleveland at your playoffs. Oh, yes. Oh, man, you got it all. You got going there. Yeah, the Belichick coordinator.

Bill knows that's a football family guy. Yeah, they got to respect the other side of the bomb. And then you're laying with the historical part of it. Yes, Bill's a football story. Oh, yeah, you might get a 30 minute answer. I feel like he was going to dominate that. I'm going to dominate that question. I'm going to use that in my fucking head.

So brings up the point. Belichick definitely will respect any coach that comes from a football family, like the Ryan Brothers and just name anyone's dad was a coach. Think about it with Shanahan Shanahan. Yeah, it's just man. Yes, look at McVeigh football family. Here we go. Yeah, did you know that McVeigh is from Georgia?

I didn't know he was from Georgia, but I knew he probably learned that. They asked Edelman the question. I don't give a shit where these guys are from. I'll tell you what happened and what's happening in the game. And why it's happened. But the element part of it, like the element play to get to remember it. Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, big time.

Not that he knew McVeigh at that time, but you don't really have to know the other team. Right. Right. Yeah, exactly. Here's a better football player than Calvin Johnson. Who McVeigh was. McVeigh, why Georgia? State Georgia. Football guy of the year. Yeah, yeah, right.

Yeah, they love that. They love us a little. Do you think McVeigh is going to be able to outsmart Belichick? That's going to be the battle of the wins. Yeah, but it's all my young Bella. It's a shed eyed, my trick shit. So you got like, you got Yoda versus a young Luke Skywalker. So you're out thinking yourself, maybe?

Do you want to outthink yourself? You want to keep the force rolling? There's the reports of, hey, remember what they said this week? He texted me after games. Congratulations, you're so explosive. It's fun watching your team. Who said that? Belichick, Belichick, Belichick, Belichick texted him this stuff.

Belichick, like a Jordan move, letting him really like this is where I'm up. OK, I text you and I think it's private. You're going to go out there and you're going to eff me and put that shit out there. When I'm telling you privately, now it's on now. But now it's mad at you first. My trick shit thing. Interesting. What do you think? What do you think's been going on behind the scenes?

Any pink stripes stuff going on? Oh, just drawing up plays and shit. Yeah, I like watching him come out of the hotel on the road, because sometimes I'll have some time already at it. So sometimes like in the elevator, I'll get stuck with Ernie, which is great, because you got to start the conversation. Ernie's not going to just talk. I feel like you start a lot of conversations.

I do. But Ernie, what's up? He's like, how are you? Yeah, that's exactly how I go. Where are you going? How's it going? Where are you going? I know Ernie's I know Ernie's day. He's going down and he's going to go out there. Let's go out to front entrance hotel.

He's going left and right. He's going to either go right or left. He does like a two, two and a half mile walk to get his mind right. He comes back in and so we're in Kansas City last week. It's like fucking minus 10. And I'm with Ernie and he's got his briefcase. I have no clue it's in the briefcase, but it could be money, tickets. Yeah, could be the plays he drew up for the city.

Could be the game could be like a Kramer situation. She's got to just be a cracker. Yeah, eight guns or 10 pounds of weed. Yeah, who knows? Who knows? But like, I said, Ernie, where are you going on your walk this week? Well, probably going to have to do it on a treadmill. A little chilly outside today, you know, it's just that's typical Ernie. So quick answers.

Do you like have you ever had an extended conversation with him? Or does it spell check let people talk to Ernie Adams? Oh, yeah. The best part is, you know, Ernie got married, great wife, love his wife. So we I do the Belichick Foundation fundraiser every year and all the coaches go to this big auction raffle off diamond earrings. So Ernie's wife's in the back and all the wives have the little paddles you know, with numbers on it, you raise up. So I get the bidding on one here, one thousand, one fifteen hundred,

fifteen hundred, two thousand, twenty five hundred, thirty five. Oh, you're the auctioneer. Yes. I'm like, Ernie, let's go, Mrs. Adams, blow the dust off that checkbook. It's my checkbooks from nineteen seventy four and Ernie's just sitting there small and ear to ear, man. It's got those big glasses and he's just staring straight ahead. He's like trying to hold her arm down. I think these are big two carat diamond earrings.

Great stuff. Oh, man, I really need to get the bill. I'll just text Linda. Yeah. All right. My last question. I think we ask this every year, but give us a guess. How many more years is this going to keep going on? How many more years is Belichick and Brady going to be doing this? I think, you know, if you ask me last year, I could see forward at one year and win the whole damn thing and walk off.

Is there any chance that happens this year? I don't think it now. Tom said it is zero percent zero because I think a lot of that drama that we were doing with from a year ago this time last time I sat in his van. I think a lot of that shit got buried. You know, I think they're passing it. I think it's a kumbaya period where Bill's happy. Tom's happy. R.K.K. is happy.

I think Robert. Yes. We call Robert on this. Tom doesn't have a reaction. He did Kansas City. If he's what doesn't look like that's walking away, rips the helmet off, throws it, they pick him up. The team's rallying around him. And fuckers having fun.

And I think he wants to continue to have fun. So two to three years. Boy, that wife, though, I tell you, she makes a lot of money. Yeah, she does. She does. That's actually a lot of money. You guys want to be sitting in the back of the van. That's true. That's true. I definitely would be wearing a jump different color.

No, this jump sheet is money. It is money. Yeah. But it's not really not that if you had money to be laid and cared for 24 karat gold. Yeah, that's true. This is Nouveau reach. Right. Yes. You would have a real snakeskin suit on instead of a print. I do have a snakeskin suit.

Damn. It's a really snakeskin. Hittin' us. Hittin' us low. Hittin' us low. I love you guys. You know, I'd watch all the times. I mean, yeah. And we should say right now. I'm far off for Ruff and Rowdy. Yeah, Ruff and Rowdy. Friday night. Right.

If you just you just heard the the what was it called? The most the America's worst. America's worst nightmares back. You're going to get calls like that on Ruff and Rowdy. So I was going to do a couple of fights with me and Dave. That's a six foot night freak in this thing. Yeah, there's some nice wild fights. Come some trailer trash from Massachusetts.

I heard to what are you going to do? The what's the what was the famous one? The show ponies unicorn show ponies. Where's the beef? You might find some beef at this. Did you think of that one before? Hell, no, dude. What does that mean? How does your mind work?

What is in your brain? See, I'm big, like 80s guy. Yeah, I like hamburgers. And I like them to old ladies slide in the back of the car. Where is the beef? You know, I was there. Who left the building came out first because everybody was leaving the building before that drive started.

And they go right down a freaking field. He elevates a rookie in the back corner. Show ponies, you got fun watching people running around. You know, you go to circus. They're going to fucking show ponies. They turn those things loose. Here come the clowns. Unicorn, Brady's the unicorn.

It's a mythical creature. You're never going to see again. You're like the Zodiac killer of balls. And it was just pure vomit. It came out. It's just got stored in the very back of your head that shows up. Your brain is scary, man. What are you doing? Don't ever do that.

You'd be more professional. That call went viral. Oh, yeah, it did. Yeah, it did. I mean, you have anything lined up if they win this game? Zero. Nothing. Well, think about it. Here's one. Here's one.

You ready for this? Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. Holy fuck. What the fuck? What the fuck? These assholes did it again.

Yeah, they did it. All right, Zo. Boys, it's always fun, man. See you Friday. I love you, man. Yeah, we love you. Week's not over yet. It's Monday.

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Say hello to the people. Hello guys, this is me, Mason Ramsey. What's up? There you go. Can you do the figure runs? What? We'll dab real quick for the people. Are you not allowed to dab anymore?

Not allowed to dab anymore. Oh, wow. Can you give the double finger guns to the camera? I'll dab for you. There you go. I'll dab for you. All right, hard question to start. What's your favorite animal?

Uh, well, I do like cats. Ooh. OK, what about dogs? You like dogs? No, sometimes I get a little rough. Yeah, that's true. That is true. That is true.

That was a pun, too. We're actually a big, big fan of cats on this podcast. Yes, we talk about that a lot. Big cat guys. That's my name, big cat. Big cat, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, exactly.

Mason, you've had a wild couple of years. What's the coolest thing you've got to do besides being on this bus with two strangers? Well, I've done a lot of cool stuff, but I have to say, I did like stagecoach. Yeah? Oh, OK. That was pretty fun.

Yeah. Who's the coolest person you've met? Like maybe an athlete or a musician? Well, I am. Oh, you met the Warriors, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah, I saw that. Did you get to talk to Kevin Durant?

No. OK. No. What about Steph? Did you get to talk to Steph? A little bit. OK, nice. Steph seems a lot cooler than Kevin Durant.

Of course, he's a Splash brother. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, Splash brother's over Kevin Durant. Any day, any day. Yeah. What's your favorite sport? You're a basketball fan? Yeah, I'm a basketball fan.

Nice. All right. Who's your favorite team? Well, I have multiple of those. Play them all out great. That's OK. Well, I like the Boston Celtics. All right, I like the Oklahoma City Thunder.

OK. I really like the Oklahoma City Thunder. You like Russ? And George, and Adams, and Shooter. Yeah, Stephen Adams seems like a cool guy, right? PFT can do a really good Australian accent. He's actually from New Zealand, but yeah, I can do that too. Hey, good night.

My name's Stephen Adams, and I play basketball on the Oklahoma City Thunder. Mason Ramses, it's a pleasure to have you on this tour bus. We are just extremely, extremely excited and honored for you to join us here. Yeah, that wasn't even me. That was Stephen Adams talking through my body to you. All right, the Celtics, the Thunder.

Who else? The Lakers, the Warriors. Are you a LeBron guy? Uh-huh. Oh, that's not true. We've got to fix that, OK? We've got to find someone else for you. So you think he's one of those cry babies?

Yes, I do. Yes, I do. You want to do the LeBron versus MJ debate right now? I think MJ's better. Not really. I do think he's a cry baby. And another team that I like, that's an OK team, but last year they had a few issues is the Brooklyn Nets.

Oh, yeah. I think they've improved a lot this year. And if they keep doing well, they should be able to make the playoffs. That was a better sports opinion than Stephen A. Smith right there. You just like, you got that perfectly. You actually do know more about basketball than me.

The Brooklyn Nets are frisky. Yeah, they are. That's what I like to say in the biz. They're frisky cats. They could do some damage. Yes, yes. Can you explain to us who Millie Bobby Brown is? She is an actress.

OK. And she is my friend. OK, nice. Nice. Is she like one of the, like, everyone's talking about her all the time? Because we don't know. We're a little older.

We don't know, like, all the young, you know, all the cool kid things. Yeah, yeah. Most of the people talk about her. What's it like to be cooler than me? I mean, you're cooler than me. Like, I'm intimidated by you. Oh, no, you're cooler than me.

I've been wanting to go on tour with you. OK, see, that was a cool thing to do by saying that. That's a nice mind game you're playing with me. Besides Big Cat, who do you want to collaborate with? Is there an artist that you're like, man, I want to put down a track with that guy? Well, there's a lot of people. If you mean basketball, probably Kyrie.

Oh, Kyrie. Do you believe the Earth is flat or round? Kyrie thinks the Earth is flat. The ground is flat, but the Earth is round. You just blew my mind. The ground is flat, but the Earth is round. I think that's what Kyrie had a problem with, because he plays on a basketball court,

and he's like, no, it's flat. Look, this is flat, but that's just the ground. OK, what's your favorite video game? NBA 2K19 and NBA Live 19. Oh, you like both of them? OK, that's smart. Man, just get all the NBA games going. All right.

Do you know Kid Rock? Who? Have you met Kid Rock? I don't know, have I? No, not yet. There's one day. One day. Someday.

I actually just listened to your new single, Famous. It's a good song. Really good. Talk to me about that song. Well, that song was my first single, like you said. And well, that song pretty much is part of how I kind of got my other songs. So when I sing that song, sometimes I won't even think,

and I'll just be singing it. Everybody's like, hey, Mason, is that Mason Ramsay? And I'm like, what? And then I just start running all over the stores, acting crazy. Love it. Yeah, it's a good song. Yeah, it's a really good song.

So you're a big Hank Williams senior fan, right? Yeah, how did you get into his music? Because he's a, you know, that's from a long time ago. And it's not, you know, most 12-year-olds probably wouldn't be Hank's senior fans. They'd be more Hank Junior fans from watching him on Monday Night Football. But you like his dad.

Yeah, because my grandpa, he was born in 1937. And he would always listen to Hank Williams, Sr. And as he grew up and gotten older, he would keep singing it. And then when I was about three years old, I just kind of picked up on it and just started singing it. And so that's how. Cool.

That's cool. And then you sang at the Walmart. How many times would you go and sing at different stores? Would you do that every weekend? Pretty much every day. Oh, wow. And then people found it in the rest of his history. Now you're sitting with us.

And you're cooler than me. You are cooler than me. No, you're cooler than me. No, see, I know what you're doing. You're playing mind games with me. You're cooler than me. This is, can you choose? So we're having, I'm having a battle of wits

with the 12-year-old Mason's Rams right now. You're winning. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Can you teach us how to yodel? Sure. OK. OK. No, I'm not trying to teach you how to yodel like Alan

Iverson, but I'm teaching you how to yodel like Mason. OK. I don't want to, yeah, I want to yodel like Mason. Yodel, lady, yodel, lady, yodel, lady. Yodel, lady, yodel, lady, yodel, lady. I'm going to try. Yodel, lady, yodel, lady, yodel, lady, yodel, lady. Who is better?

Oh! What's that have you pointed at me? Give us one more yodel. That was really good. I know. Yodel, lady, yodel, lady, yodel, lady, yodel, lady. That's pretty awesome. That's pretty cool.

Yeah. I wish I could do that. That's really cool. What's the trick to yodeling? Having a good choice? There is no trick. Just practice. You just do it.

Yeah, you just do it. Yeah, you make it seem that easy. All right, my last question for you, Mason. You're a little bit of a ladies, man. You got any crushes right now? You looking to steal anyone's girl? Not really. OK.

Not really. Because I saw that. You tweeted that. You're going to steal someone's girl. And everyone had to grab their girls and like, uh-oh. Here comes Mason Ramsey. Mr. Steal Your Girl coming to town. That's what they call you.

Yep. Mr. Steal Your Girl. No, they call me Showtime Ramsey. Ooh. Showtime Ramsey. I like that. Nickname Snatched. I like that.

Showtime Ramsey. Very nice. All right, PFT, you got any last questions? Yeah, so actually, we do a segment on the show called Guys on Chicks, where girls call in, they ask us questions, and we try to help them out with their answers. This one comes from Taylor and Mrs. Joyce's first grade

class in Copper Scove, Texas. And she wants to know, there's a boy in my class, and he keeps pulling my ponytail and chasing me around at recess. What does that mean? Does he like me? Or does he like me like me? Well, if he likes you, then slap him.

No. There you go. There you go. Keep him away. No. Well, I actually, I don't know about that one. I mean, I guess he does, but, um. I think you got it, and you nailed it.

If it was checked box, yes, no, maybe. That seems like right between the yes and the maybe box. So Taylor, good luck with that. All right, good luck with that. Yeah, good luck with that. Keep the mean boys away, though, Taylor. Yes, all right, Mason, thank you so much. Appreciate it.

You are cooler than both of us combined. No. Can you do, you aren't allowed to have anymore? You're never allowed to have? No, not anymore. Just one? Just one? Oh, there you go.

All right, Mason, thank you so much. Good luck with everything, man, OK? It's been fun. All right, thank you. Oh, jeez, I'm OK. Now, now I'm getting punked. Now I'm getting punked. I can't take it.

Now I'm getting punked. OK, so I got one ticket for you. Yep. My free ticket for you. All right. And smothers. That's one ticket to the Mason Ramsey tour. The tour is called How's Your Girl and How's Your Family.

Extra tickets. It's going to Alabama, Mississippi, Texas, Austin, Texas on March 27th. Naila City, Baton Rouge, Nashville, 424. That is a good tour. Milwaukee. That's just a cool picture right there. How's your girl and how's your family?

How's your girl and how's your family? I love it. In that order, yes. Love it, Mason. Thank you, Mason. It's been a lot of fun. Appreciate it. Thanks for coming by.

Are you going to? There we go. There we go. And I got the fake one. OK, I'm nervous now that you're going to get me. OK, let's do some segments. Thanks to Mason Ramsey and Scott Zollack. Do we have a video coming out with Mason Ramsey?

We do. We have a video. Subscribe to the Pardon My Teak YouTube Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch The Bachelor. By the way, PFT, I don't mean to be a snitch. But while you were being held and detained by the FBI. I said, yeah. Not a big deal.

Hank was watching The Bachelor. Interesting, Hank. I thought you didn't watch The Bachelor. I don't. Someone put it on in the living room. The cat was also in the living room. I left. I left the living room.

Thank you, you're welcome. Some of us have entirely. I stood up in the left living room. Can I give a quick update? So last week, I gave a major stay woke on Colton, the supposed virgin, saying that he wasn't a virgin after all. I received corroborating evidence in the form of a screenshot. Chicken vagina.

From someone's camera roll, showing that they had that Snapchat that Colton sent back in 2014. So unless this person had been holding onto the Snapchat for five years, anticipating that Colton was going to be a fake virgin on The Bachelor in the future, I think we got him. I think that dick's been soaked before. OK.

Colton and the girls went to Singapore and went on a group date that included putting leeches all over their bodies. Yeah, leeches are your original cock ring, right? Leeches were, no, leeches actually cured. Original medicine, yeah. Yeah, cured all types of illnesses back in the day. Just suck that blood out and then just put new blood in.

So they were like Peter Teal's dream insect. Correct. Peter Teal was just, Peter Teal's only fault was he came too late in the world, history of the world in medicine. Hannan B. and Kaelin, the two former pageant girls, made up and promised to be friends going forward. OK, so they're forming an unholy alliance.

Kind of the enemy of my enemy is my friend's situation with a team up. Destroy everybody in the house before they destroy each other. And then Demi called Courtney the cancer of the house. Oh, put a leech on it. Demi's the villain. Is she like a Charlie Villanueva? Is this like a KG moment for her?

How long do the villains usually last? You're talking the wrong guy. Sometimes they get their own show. Yeah, that's true. Chad. Like Colton. He got a show with Caleb. Check it out.

By the way, I have breaking moves. Breaking moves. Maroon 5 canceled their Super Bowl press conference. What's up? Respect to biz. What's up? Imagine Dragons is coming for that ass. That's what's happening.

They're like, we need more time to practice because there's no chance in hell we live up to the college football final. Actually, the NFL canceled it. Damn. That breaking moves was brought to you by Chalk of Milk. Oh, we actually have a head. That tastes real good.

Nice. So Maroon 5, the NFL said Maroon 5 has been working hard on a Pepsi Super Bowl halftime show. They'll meet and exceed the standards of this event. Well, now they've made their bed. It better be the best halftime show of all time. As it's about music, the artist will let their show do their talking as they prepare to take the stage

this Sunday, starting with the Pepsi Super Bowl halftime show announcement. We began a cross-platform rollout of behind-the-scenes footage and content from each of the halftime performers instead of hosting a press conference. Social and digital media rollout will continue through Sunday across owned and operated media assets, as well as the platforms of the artist.

That's what I thought of that press conference. That was awful. Halfway through, I just wanted to punch you. Fuck you, NFL. You ruined our fucking Maroon 5 press conference. God damn it. I would have loved to go to that press conference. I might burn my Super Bowl tickets for that.

It is bad. I'm going to go to the press conference. It is bullshit. I mean, if there's one thing I needed leading up to this Super Bowl, it was a Q&A with some telemundo reporter in a wedding dress asking Adam Levine to marry her. Hey, Adam Levine. Hey, guy who stands next to Adam Levine,

just trying to figure out if anyone knows anyone but Adam Levine there? No. I think they're just hologramming Adam Levine's. Quick, quick side segment. Pull up Maroon 5 band number. There's definitely a guy named Travis. OK.

They're going to have hologram. Is there Steve? Paul. Jesse James PJ, Matt, Sam, Ryan, Nicky. How many fucking guys are there? Five? Are there five? That's way more than five.

Wait, say it again. Jesse Carmichael is on the pianos. James Valentine is the lead guitar. PJ Morton plays the keyboard. Matt Flynn is on the drum kit. Wait, Matt Flynn? Yep. OK, now I like him.

Yeah. From the famous Matt Flynn game? Must be. This is the new Matt Flynn game. Isaac is on the drum kits, and Mickey Madden is on the bass. Mickey Madden? Mickey? With an M?

Mickey Madden. There's no way that's his real name. This asshole changed his name to be the bass player in Maroon 5. Damn. Mickey Madden. His real name is Michael Allen Madden. Yeah, of course. Dude, Mickey Madden is a lot cooler than Mickey Madden.

Mickey Madden, get the fuck out of here. God damn it. All right, Maroon 5 talk. Sounds like they're afraid to face the press. Next up, we have Bryce Harper. That's the name of the segment. The Bryce is right. The Bryce is right.

Philly's? Question mark? That's what it sounds like. It sounds like there's now smoke, and maybe he will just announce during the halftime show the Super Bowl. That'd be a power move. What is the Philadelphia equivalent of naming a new pope,

like where the white smoke comes up from the chimney? I think it's like a bunch of Crisco slides down the tallest light pole in town. I think it's when the steam comes up out of the dumpster jacuzzi. There you go. That's when you decide if Bryce Harper is coming to Philly. OK, well, it sounds like he's going to Philly.

And my understanding is that there might have been some collusion between the owners. Oh. With him and Manny Machado, they're not paying them what Scott Boris thinks that they're worth. I guess Scott wanted $400 million for Bryce. Yeah, the MOB is taking the power back. They just don't pay their guys the prices.

I mean, Scott Boris was getting out of control with his binders, his famous binders. Yeah, his binder filled with statistics. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It sounds like collusion to me. Is that legal? Are you allowed to collude?

Isn't that just buddies being friends? With MLB, it's a who cares. Yeah, just like a wink. Also, I've noticed Colin Kaepernick hasn't been offered a job in the league baseball. True. And if you really love playing quarterback, then he'd show it by playing baseball like Patrick Mahomes.

Do you think Colin Kaepernick would get hall of fame votes? Yes. That's a serious question. Yeah. Because I think we're still, credit to we're still, he said that Colin Kaepernick gets better every year. As a contributor to the game, I think he would get hall of fame. His skill gets like he becomes,

eventually he's William Wallace, the greatest quarterback to ever walk the earth. It's funny because every year we get treated to like a brand new shitty quarterback. Right. He's dope. And so the cumulative effect of all these shitty quarterbacks on top of each other makes him look better,

even though his skill set hasn't changed. Don't get me wrong. He's better than a lot of quarterbacks that have jobs. Yes. But there's also a world where Colin Kaepernick has become like the second best quarterback in the NFL. Yeah, that's true. So for a year, that was true.

Yeah. Him and Joe Flack. He did revolutionize the game. Yeah. That was, yeah. That was actually the night that Jason Campbell started for the Bears and Colin Kaepernick just ran fucking right over him.

Wait, Kaepernick did get drafted in baseball, didn't he? He might have. I think he was a pitcher. Yeah, I think he pitched for Nevada. All right, we have a just chill out man, a double. A double just chill out man. So, P.F., you start with yours. OK, this comes courtesy of Lance Zerlein.

He has an interesting thought experiment for you all when determining who to draft if you're looking for a quarterback in this upcoming NFL draft, OK? He says, before you slander Kyler Murray as an early first rounder, please play a game with me. It's called Kidnapped Mom. It sounds fun. Fun game.

Sounds strong. Your mom is being held in an undisclosed location. The only way to free her is to pick a 2019 quarterback to win one game. I promise you that your mom would want you to pick Kyler Murray. Hmm. Yeah, I mean, maybe my mom would want me to pick.

Actually, no, I don't think so. I think my mom would want the biggest person. My mom would want Drew Luck. Drew Luck? The guy from Missouri that does the double finger guns? Yeah. Because he can go like double PP7 and take you out. See, my mom would just want me to be happy,

no matter what I choose. Yeah. She doesn't really care if she gets out or not. She just wants me to be happy. She doesn't want to be a burden. Right, exactly. She just wants me to have a happy birthday. She won't even tell me that she's been kidnapped.

Yeah. She's like, I didn't want to ruin your birthday. Yeah. So I think that I'd take Kyler Murray. The real answer is I would protest the NCAA rules and take Trevor Lawrence. And they get my mom free. I like that very much.

Yeah. Let's play a game called go back in time and select which quarterback you'd want to get your mom pregnant so that you're a better quarterback. Hmm. Get those jeans. So it has to be in the 80s.

This is not right. This is just a really weird question that he's asking. Sean Owens? Oh, we're not doing the. No, I would just hype it. All right. Sorry. You want to get those horse jeans?

I mean, probably. You could be the first person to win the Heisman and the Kentucky Derby. Tamarino? Yeah. Yeah, probably. OK, so we have the other just chill out man, Bill James, online wrote.

Bill James, by the way, what an old baseball writer move to make your Twitter handle Bill James online. I love it. So just so we're clear, he's not offline right now. He's online. Bill James online out of 1,000 people, how many would you guess have at some point wished they could kill somebody?

It would have to depend on where these 1,000 people are located. So the poll. If it's Florida, I'd say 1,000. He did a real poll. Less than 250, 250 to 500, 500, 750, 750 to 1,000. OK, it's 750 to 1,000. That's what I voted.

Less than 251, which is crazy. Yeah, people aren't being honest. It was first place was less than 250. Second place was 750 to 1,000. So there's clearly a lot of people want to kill people. A lot of people are like, eh, I won't kill someone. Yeah, so they're all saying that they've never wanted to kill Hitler.

Interesting. I mean, yeah, you're lying to yourself. And guess what? It's an anonymous poll, even though it is Bill James online. Although I just said what I voted. So Bill James online, where is he based out of? Online. OK, got it.

Yeah. OK, let's finish up with our guys on chicks. Hi guys, especially Big Cat. I have a friend who is celebrating his birthday at the Ivy tomorrow. Any thoughts on what I should get him? A ticket to Pup Punk that you can't buy, but you can show up. Yeah, it's fun for the whole family.

Also a picture with us. If by family, I mean one dude. Yeah, please, by the way, if you come out to the Ivy, feel free to come up and chat and ask for a picture if we're hanging out. Not when we're on the radio. Now we're on the radio. But when we're right after the radio, we'll try to make.

I think there's one or two days we might have to run right out for an interview, but otherwise we'll be around. Some boys, especially bad boy PFT, recently I've been having a tough time meeting genuinely nice guys. What's the best spot to pick up a gentleman? Well, you don't want a nice guy.

You want a bad boy. But if she did, if she did want a nice guy. I would say I'm at the old folks home. Not an old person, but someone who's there visiting their grandparents. I would say at the Whole Foods. Whole Foods seems like nice guyville. No, there's some slime balls.

You think so? At the Whole Foods, yeah. Yeah, don't don't do that. What about? Oh, you know who shops at Whole Foods is Jeff Bezos? Because he owns the place. It's true. He's a cheating machine.

What about a library? Do those still exist? No, they don't. It's called the internet. Yeah. You can check out anything you want plus pornography. Libraries used to be not. I'm not going to like pump libraries, tires here

and say they were awesome, but they were OK. It's just a big room filled with books. Yeah, but you could be like, it was nice to be just. It's always good to do an appropriate shush. It is quiet. I would say at the gym. Little tip for everyone. If you go to a wedding this summer,

if you're sitting in the way back, if your friends basically like, we don't like these people, we're making them sit in the way back just at random times, shush everyone. And it will just carry throughout the whole thing and everyone will be very confused. That's good. And ruin the wedding.

You're a big shusher. Well, they shouldn't have put you in the back. Yeah. If girls are called chicks, and chicks are called, and I'm going to do that one over. No, I'm keeping that. If girls are called chicks, and chicks are birds, and birds are government drones, and the government

is shut down, do girls exist? I don't understand the nature of the question. Say it again. So if chicks are birds. If girls are called chicks. Girls, we can just cut out that and say girls are called birds. And chicks are birds. And birds are government drones.

And the government is shut down, do girls exist? How many birds have you seen since the government shut down? That's a good point. I don't think I've seen many birds. Pigeons don't count. Yeah, they're rats with wings. I think that I have seen a grand total of zero birds since the shutdown.

But it's back, right? You guys told me that on Monday. Yeah, the government's back. Oh, OK. That's why the FBI arrested me. Detained. Well, no, they didn't have the budget to keep me in prison because of the shutdown.

That's exactly right. Thank you to the federal government. Hey, PMT boys, especially Big Stash. I asked my boyfriend what we were doing for the Super Bowl. He said he's not watching it because he doesn't want to see the Patriots win again. Is that a good thing, or is he being a pussy for not watching the Super Bowl?

You can't not watch the Super Bowl. Like, you can't. Agreed. You cannot not watch the Super Bowl. That was one too many. OK, you can't not watch the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl, don't ever watch the Super Bowl, never. Guy who's maybe listening, but at least

his girlfriend's listening. In two weeks time, you're going to want that football back. We talk about it all the time. Don't take it for granted. I had that tweet. I think it was in bull season when I was like, this game is terrible. I don't want it anymore.

And people were like, you take that back. You're going to regret that, yeah. And I do regret it. Right this second, I would cut off the tip of my pinky for TCU, Cal. Yeah. Just bet on the game. It's not that hard.

So TCU and Cal can get their both their teams out, play a bowl game, I will cut the tip of my pinky off if they can do it in the next week. All right, last one. When my throat is in phlegomy after too much oral, is that leftover splooge? What? Phlegomy?

Is that when you're married to several different types of mucus? Phlegomy? What's phlegomy? I don't know. How's it spelled? P-H-L-E-G-M-Y. OK.

When my throat is phlemy. Oh, OK. When there's phlegomy. When there's phlegm in my throat. When my throat is phlemy after too much oral, is that leftover splooge from swallowing loads or response to the irritation of too much D back there? I would say probably a little bit of both.

I'd say there's probably some leftover spooge. I would say that any time you pound any part of your body with anything for, you know, how long do blowjobs last? Like 40 seconds. 40 seconds? Yeah, for 40 seconds or more. If it lasts more than 40 seconds, you've got to call a doctor.

Yeah. That's the fact. Yeah, I think it's just a combo. It's mucus and sperm. Yeah. The best mix on earth. It's like the cover of the Metallica load album is what it looks like back there.

Phlegomy. That's what the ref should have done for the Rams and Saints game. Phlegomy. They should have committed to phlegomy. Right after, they should have just killed themselves with flags. Not to get crazy here.

But what you guys think? OK, we'll see you. We're going to talk about blowjobs. We'll see you for our next couple of days. I'm talking away. Well, I don't know what I'm to say, I'm to say that he's away. Today's another day to find you, shining away. I'll be coming for your love of truth.

Phlegomy. Take me on. I'll be gone in a day or two. Needless to say, I'm all the same here. But I'll be standing away. Better than if life is OK. Say after me, it's better to be safe and sorry. Phlegomy.

Take me on. I'll be gone in a day or two. Phlegomy.