Pardon My Take - Shark Tank's Daymond John, Coronavirus Is Coming For March Madness And Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: March 11, 2020

Coronavirus is coming for March Madness and we're preparing for the worst. Ivy League cancelled their tournament and it feels like it's getting worse (2:27 - 15:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Nebraska Basketball, Darren Rovell losing his mind, and Al Michaels no trade clause (15:17 - 34:39). Shark Tank's Daymond John joins the show to talk about his new book Powershift and hear new pitches from the guys in a weird twisting interview (34:39 - 67:01). Segments include Bachelor talk, Tom Brady update, and Guys on Chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Respect what you do. Here's a bag. He actually gave us one of the sneaky best compliments that I think we've ever had. I don't think it was on the air, was it? It was after we were done. I can't remember it, but I agree. Yeah. Yeah.

That would be between us, though. Yes. Huge compliment. We have coronavirus update because that's literally all that anyone's talking about right now. We have Hot Seat Cool Throne. We have guys on chicks, a little Tom Brady nugget. Hmm. Interesting.

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PFT, I'm going to say something that I may at some point regret, but I'm going to say it anyway. Permission to go there, granted. If they cancel, and they, I don't even know who decides this, they, big time they, Obama, big they, if they cancel March Madness, I'm not talking about play it with no fans, which would make it significantly less fun, but still, we can watch it. If they cancel it, outright cancel it, I will get coronavirus the next day. Wow.

I will get coronavirus next day because I do not want to be healthy in a world where March Madness does not exist. Okay, you know that we could maybe simulate the games on some sort of computer system. I said what I said. I said what I said. I said my piece, Chrissy, I said my piece. Okay. I'm done.

Thank you to sacrifice your body for this. I will get paid the $4,500 that they pay you. If we're being honest, I think that intentionally contracting coronavirus at the start of March Madness is probably healthier on our bodies than what we normally do to it during March Madness, which is just live off nothing but chicken wings and delicious, delicious, copious amounts of McLo-Multer. I'm just saying, I can't have it. I'm starting to get nervous.

Are you feeling bad that you have not respected coronavirus at all and now things are getting canceled? The Ivy League tournament? Who cares? No, no. I'm not going to respect a virus because the virus doesn't respect me. So if it wants to respect back, then it has to actually treat me like it wants to be treated.

Now, the thing is, it has not done that to this point. It's been a real son of a bitch. It's been a real asshole type of virus. I do not respect it. It's probably a big deal because people who are way smarter than me are telling me that it's a big deal. So I choose to listen to them. I saw that the Ivy League is completely canceled, which doesn't make a lot of ... Can't

they just play the games in front of the parents? No one. They can play in front of no one. I feel like for an automatic bid, it's kind of very, very fucked up. Okay, so their thought process is the Ivy League tournament is only like a three or four-year-old thing. So it really is no different than it was for all the years in past where the number one team in the regular season just got the automatic bid.

But we're living in a post-Marijuana world right now where everybody has terrible shorts or memory, and I can't remember what the NCAA landscape was like four years ago. So that's what it was. UConn has always been at war against the AAC as far as I'm concerned. UConn's going back to Big East. Yeah, I know they're going back. I don't want to alarm you. I know they are.

Everything's changing. But right now. Big East is way back. I love the Big East tournament. Big East is way back. I love it. So following the guidelines of having gatherings of less than a thousand people, the Ivy League tournament should have been totally fine, right?

I can't imagine if they're packing gyms for that. Well, it gets kind of lit because they do it all the tournament. It's basically a Final Four, and they do it all in the same place, so people just go crazy for it. They just have the actual tournament on Wall Street? No, they have to give it a squash court, actually, on Wall Street. But no, so that's the reasoning. The thought process behind it is you don't have to go that far back into history to know

that the Ivy League tournament used to not exist. It was 2017 was the first one, so it's only been three years where the automatic bid has been decided by a tournament, which is great that they did that. But I think if it were any other conference, it wouldn't be canceled so quickly because they can basically fall back and be like, hey, remember 2016, not too long ago? That's how we decided it. I mean, having Yale in quarantine for like a week and a half, that's going to be the ultimate rest versus rest debate.

I think we're finally going to be able to put that one to bed. They just rename it the Ivy League tournament and only people in the stands who are on an antibiotic drip should be allowed to attend. That's my grand bargain that I'll make with them. I'm actually getting nervous, though, because it seems like it seems like there's a domino effect where, and I know what some places are doing where they're saying, like, we recommend. They're not actually canceling thing. I think I saw Ohio said we recommend no gatherings, which would affect the first four in Dayton

and always played there. Even the first two rounds of the tournament as well are also in Ohio. Yeah, it was the governor of Ohio. The way that he phrased his tweet was interesting because he says we're asking for no indoor events. Right. So you can do an outdoor event, but they're asking politely for no indoor events. People canceling things.

And that seems like a heavy recommendation. This is bad. They're saying that maybe you could have games with no fans and only parents in attendance. This is bad. I don't like that. The mass hysteria is off the charts, but you're statistically more likely to get killed by Marvin Harrison than you are by this disease. Is that true?

As of right now. Is that true? You only kill two people? Allegedly, allegedly. Two people, three people? Probably that we know of. That we know of. I'm just, I'm starting to feel nervous for the first time.

I feel like March Madness is on the hot seat and I've laid the gauntlet down. If they cancel March Madness, even if they reschedule it, I'll be fine because I'll be able to just shift my brain and be like, okay, whatever, we'll play it. I mean, great. Play it in June. I don't care. This is June. I mean, can you believe, can you think what John Rossi is going to do?

John Rossi will have a meltdown. He'll show up to where the games would have been. He'll still be texting every coach in his home on game day. I don't want to think about that. Good luck today. So if it happens, I will contract coronavirus because there's no point in me being a functioning member of society for those two weeks. If the March Madness does not happen, I will support you in doing that because that means

that I will be able to go into Skype or Skype. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, but we'll go into self quarantine. So we can do the show from wherever, take it back to 2016 and we'll go back to coronavirus. Wasn't even a thing. We'll go back to our pre Ivy League tournament status and just do our show via Skype every day.

So I'm actually going to be traveling to Austin, I believe next week. And I'm just going to take all our equipment with me. I'm going to take like a podcast Zoom recorder with me just in case I'm not allowed back in New York City. Yeah. I'm operating under that assumption right now. It very well could happen. They shut down the entire country of Italy.

How is the biggest tournament happening though? That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm still not like in full threat level midnight because it's old school basketball. It's no blood, no foul. Like no big 10 tournament would have canceled. There's other tournaments that would have been canceled by now, but the big, you know, the big would be the last one to get canceled because it's like old school like Georgetown, Illinois, but we're going to hit you guys in your nose.

I'm saying old school. Old school. You see that's the second time you've assumed I don't know what's going on. Well, I don't know. You keep saying team names that I don't they're not in the big East, but that's old school big East. I'm saying like that's the mentality of the biggest tournament, which for my money is the best postseason tournament besides the NCAA one.

That's like a tough no blood, no foul. We're going to knock Syracuse versus Pitt. Exactly. Right. Right. All right. So you are you nervous Hank? Yeah, but the fact that we live in New York City, like every time I get on the train,

I'm just like, if this is a real thing, that's a serious problem. I'm fine. It would have been already over. Right. It's not already over, but it might like, I don't know. I just don't, if it's a real thing, I'm fucked. So I've kind of just accepted it. Hank, think of it this way.

There's that old stat. I think it applies here that you're more likely to die in the car on the way to the hospital than you are at the hospital. It's not true, but if you say it enough, it gives you a sense of comfort and allows you to over. More people die from obesity. 95% of car accidents happen two minutes away from your house. What happens when we get never go home?

What happens when we get to that point of the coronavirus where like it just outpaces all these stats? The other thing is like no longer can we be like, Hey, you know what's what's unhealthier than the coronavirus? A Big Mac. Yeah. Well, I think you never really get to that point because once you learn a statistic, you just keep repeating it even when it's inaccurate.

I think it's like saying 50% of our marriage is in the divorce, which isn't true, but people have said enough that we all believe it. There's no a shift to the world wars or maybe the civil war. Be like, Hey, this is how many people died in the civil war. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you really want to look at like facts about asteroids, you're statistically more likely to get killed in the grand scheme of things. More people have died on earth from not the coronavirus than the coronavirus will ever

be able to kill. True. There's also an element of the vacation addict to me that's like, Oh, we might be able to get some, some, some days off here. But I know just reading all the reports from everyone like Italy and Wuhan, that's like, you just stay in your house. It's miserable. But there's still like a small part of me that's like, Oh, time off, cancel plans.

I want to give a shout out to America, though, for, for learning geography through the virus. And our shows would be electric. If we were all like our, us against the competition in a coronavirus world would be electric. There's that old saying that Americans only learn about other countries if we go to war against them, which is kind of true. But now we're learning geography based on where all these weird, like a spooky footage from like overseas in Italy of a ghost town that's completely like evacuated. We're learning geography that way.

So it's, it's a nice way to kind of expand our minds while being fearful for our lives. And people are actually practicing like good habits when it comes to washing their hands and being, you know, generally more aware of germs and pollution and pollution. It's all kind of, maybe this is just a big stay woke that we're just trying to like reprogram all of our brains to be better human beings. This is why we should just do like worldwide vacation week. Just have everybody go on spring break. They have that in Europe.

It's called August. I want to just, yeah, I'm just chills. Yeah, that's a, you make a good point about hygiene though, big cat. You could just tell the players when you wash your hands, you should sing the song one shining moment to yourself. And then when it's over, you know that your hands are clean. Do you guys like this? This debate came up earlier today.

Do you guys like one shining moment as a song? Because I think of it as only bad memories because it means it's the end of the tournament. I like it. I like it. I like really hot songs. I just hate, I just that moment when you're like, wait, that was so much fun. I can't wait to do that again. Oh wait, I got to wait 11 months.

It always bums me out. I don't think it's like shoot hoops in my, in my driveway and I had that song on repeat. So it was like on your mini disc player. It was like, yeah, an iPod, one of those big iPod, like square things. Yeah. On your, was it the Microsoft zoom? Yeah. Rocking on there.

It's not a good song, but when you said it to the beginning, the beginning slaps. Yeah. I got my haircut yesterday. So that means that I'm, isn't like that number one place that you can get a coronavirus beard. You got to shave the other beard. I, I would say my, my judgment. I got totally out foot by my barber yesterday morning because I went in at eight 10 and he goes, uh, just a heads up.

I'm really, really tired. I'm not going to be able to wake up for another hour. And I just sat there and got the haircut. There you go. Like he was half asleep. And I, that was one of those classic moments where like filling out a form to get a refund is not worth it. Like getting up and being like, you know what, I'll be back later, not worth it.

It just really makes you feel like a really small person when your fight or flight, you know, kicks in and you just do nothing, you choose see nothing. I've done that at the barber too. When I was, I was certain that my bar, Barbara had never cut hair before and that the entire building was just a front for the Russian mob and he didn't know what he was doing and he's like dropping his scissors and stuff. And I'm already in the chair. It's like, well, you know what?

I'd rather not chance it with this guy. I'm just going to sit here and let him fuck up my head royally. Yes. Yeah. So I guess that's, uh, I mean, we still got it. We still got the ability to just be like, ah, who cares? So who, who is in charge of determining this stuff? Is it the NCAA?

Who can we get mad at? I just need, I need one person to get mad at in this situation. I mean, I don't know. Let's pick the CDC guy, whoever he is. I don't know who is he. We, well, we need one celebrity to get. Bob Saget was trending today. I just assume he did something wrong.

Well, no, somebody, somebody tried to say that he was in trouble for doing some really, really bad stuff, but it was a fake thing. I don't even want to say it because it's like as bad as you can get. I just want Twitter to know that I'm officially, I'm, I'm operating under the pretense that if I see a name trending and you can't tell me right away why they're trending, I'm going to assume they're dead. I'm going to say thoughts and prayers. But here's what I'm going to add to it.

Here's what I'll say from part of my take. Our official stance is we're anti-coronavirus. Oh, so you're changing your stance. We're anti-coronavirus. But are you respecting it? Because you've been very cavalier. I don't want to respect it. Okay.

I don't want to continue to be cavalier. But we are, we are anti-coronavirus and we are. Tristan Thompson of the coronavirus. We are pro good things happening to people and pro health. Pro March Madness. That's weird. Yes, we want basketball to have, shout out to the MLS, by the way, for having this all figured out, avoiding crowds.

Yeah, in general. So you can feel free to go to any MLS game. You can do it. They'll let you, it's actually a safe haven. Yep. Because it's, it's guaranteed to be less than a thousand people. Yep. If you want to watch us for barstoolgold.com slash PMT, we should get to our

hot seat, cool throne before we get to Damon, John, hot seat, cool throne is brought to you by our friends at Bud Light Seltzer. Try it for yourself and see why great tasting Bud Light Seltzer is putting every other hard Seltzer on the hot seat. We've been trying, we actually tried it with Damon, John. It was delicious. Uh, one last thing about coronavirus. I'm also mad because that's all we're talking about.

But it's also all you can talk about right now. It really has dominated, like, is, is coronavirus having a moment? And it's definitely having a moment. Yeah. Coronavirus might be having a moment. Is it an elite virus yet? I would say no. Are we sure coronavirus?

No, we're not sure that it's good. In fact, I'm, I'm pretty sure that it's not good. I don't want to say it's overrated because I don't want to give it any bulletin board material. Coronavirus. We're going to look back and be like, summer of 2020 coronavirus. What a summer it was. We all stayed inside, scared for our lives.

Hank, hot seat, cool throne brought to you by Bud Light Seltzer. On my hot seat is Disney, Disney Plus, whatever you want to call it. There is a Lizzie McGuire reboot in the works. Yes. My one of my favorite shows of all time, grown up. We missed that. That's not our generation. That's Hillary Duff, right?

Yes. Or no, is that? No. Hannah Montana. Yes, Hillary Duff. Hillary Duff is Lizzie McGuire. Yes. Okay.

We were not, we were too old for that. Disney has shut it down because there was a sex and cheating storyline. So it was like, obviously when it was younger, she was, you know, in her high school, whatever, and then, no, well, then this is going to be a reboot where it's like she's now 30 and it's like she's living her 30 year old life. So they had a sex and cheating storyline in it. Disney shut the whole thing down. Oh, that's real life though, Disney.

Come on. And does Disney know what their own history is? Exactly, they cheated on Oswaldo the Rabbit for 30 or 40 years. That's fucked up. Super fucked up. Heartbreak and stuff there. And my cool throne is all you bros dumping on non-alcoholic beer. Yeah, guilty.

Who, uh, give us a tweet. Dairnavel. There are all sorts of bros out there that are always dumping on now. You know that big cat. Uh, Dairnavel has just been, he's been all in the past like three days, but he apparently invested in some non-alcoholic beer company. And then he decided, and people were like all roasting him, like, oh, non-alcoholic beer, classic Ravel.

He decided to follow that up by defending his actions by saying, for all you bros dumping on non-alcoholic beer, Michelob ultra has been the top selling beer in this country for the past decade. Not many people getting slammed off that. And I had to read the tweet like a hundred times because I'm like Ravel uses facts and logic and reason, but I'm pretty sure Michelob ultra. Like at one point I had to ask someone. I was like, Michelob ultra has alcohol in it, right?

Have I been drinking the wrong beer? In fact, I like hand up. There's nothing I like better than in the summertime. Drinking 20 to 30 Michelob ultra is over the course of a Saturday. While rollerblading, it's a cool, delicious treat. And you wake up the next morning, you have abs. Yeah, I think we need to. So we have a long and storied pass with Darren Ravel.

Obviously, PFT got one of his followers got marked by him. I had to beat him one on one. We're in a love hate thing. I've always been in the mindset that Ravel is kind of a misunderstood, but nice guy. I think he's losing it. Like he is legit losing his mind.

He's on a bender from non-alcoholic beer. This is what happens when you drink like 12 a day for a week straight. Yeah, you might not get you might not get slammed, but you start tweeting out the most relevant things. But at least he hasn't sent out a video of a president getting his head blown up. He is losing it. It's crazy. Like if you look at his replies, he's doing the thing.

I saw the other day he came at some bully, which Ravel, when you tweet like your bar mitzvah picture, you are doing it because you want people to interact with you and people are going to interact with you and be like, look at that nerd. And then he tweets back like nerds always win. Check out my bank account now. Like he did that. He went for the bank account.

I was picked last in gym class, but I'm also the person in the gym class with the biggest bank account. Like what? What is to know? I know that. Yeah. Yeah. Who are you fighting with?

Although he definitely probably does. He probably has looked up like every classmate. Yeah, that's true. He's done some homework. Yeah, he probably does. But who are you fighting with? And then last night he did the, he was tweeting about coronavirus then just in his mentions, just getting really mad online.

And he, uh, he was, he was saying it wasn't time for jokes. This is Darren Ravel, by the way, who, like in terms of timing, you mentioned the JFK member when he, uh, tweeted about the Chilean miners. Yes. Oakley's and how it did for brand recognition. Member when he had Christine Blasey Ford who was testifying that she was, uh, raped by Brett Kavanaugh and, and he talked about how the Coca-Cola she was holding.

Yes. Was great brand awareness. This guy is talking about time, timing has impeccable comedic timing. If nothing else, we have to say that about him. He, it is ridiculous, by the way, that Darren Ravel has not updated us with stats about how much free advertising Corona beer has gotten. Yes. Or, or lack thereof.

Yes. We need, that's, that's old school Darren. I need that. I want that Darren who's like slightly clueless, but like so clueless that there's no way he could be malicious. Now he's kind of turned a little bit malicious. He's, he's just angry. He's aggro, he's aggro Ravel all the time.

He, he tweeted out that stat about the Corona virus that said like compared it to the stats against the flu. And then somebody was like, well, this is missing some context or something along those lines. He's like, I wasn't trying to say anything with my tweets. Like, well, yeah, you are, that's why you, that's why you tweeted it. He, I, I think that that's, but that's classic Ravel. That's why this one was almost like a glitch in the matrix.

And I feel like a sign. He's getting triggered. He was trying to defend non-alcoholic beer by being like people like. To no one. Alcoholic, right? And it was out of con. It was like, wait, what? You just took a shot at bros who drink Michelob light.

Yeah. By the way, who does Darren think follows him on Twitter? I guarantee you 99% of his Twitter following is bros that love to pound Michelob light. Yeah, yeah. So I'm going to do something here. I think we should take away our ban. We have Darren Ravel banned from the show.

I think we'll do a mercy unbanning. And if you would like to come on, we will have him on to try to figure out what's going on with his brain. Like, I think we actually need to help him. I would like to do that. But big cat, I think he's going to get on the show and he's going to sit down in this chair and it's going to be an immediate regret on our end from like the way that he's just so annoying.

No, he's just so annoying. He's going to come at it like, like a bat out of hell. He's going to be like, this is my chance to shine. I hope that he would sit in this chair and have just like a spreadsheet in front of him of all the most useless facts and information he's ever stored and said, I would like him to do like a data dump of Darren, whatever was inside Darren Ravel's head that he is deemed unworthy of tweeting out. I want that shit.

I want the pure uncut Colombian Ravel stuff. I don't want him to sit down in this chair and for him to start acting like he's too cool. Right. So Ravel, here it is. It's a mercy unbanning. If you agree to come on and answer, it really can just be the whole entire interview can just be this simple question.

Why are you the way that you are and we will just go from there. We will peel back the onion deep dive. We will help restore whatever you have left in your brain that's not triggered and agro about people commenting on your Twitter and Instagram and flexing your bank account and like I just don't understand it anymore. I do not. I actually have like watched it where I used to be like, oh, you know, he's funny, nerdy, and it's like all in good fun too.

He's legitimately upset all the time. There's like a there's definitely a pendulum that swung. So at first it was like, fuck, Darren Ravel. And then once everyone started piling on him, we started to see Darren as being kind of harmless, right, but also funny to laugh at. And then we got like a little bit mad at people that were maliciously dunking on Darren and now it's swung all the way back to what the hell is wrong with what is wrong with you.

So we want to save Darren Ravel. Mercy unbanning of you on part might take if you accept, which he doesn't listen to the show, by the way. No, he has people. So if you're, if you're there when he said that, if you're daring to turn off, it's like, I don't listen. He was in charge of editing my take and playing it for him. Let him know about this 30 seconds.

And that's what it was. What was it? We talked about him and he, and then he was like, I don't even listen to the show. Someone sends me clips. Yeah, that's right. So he has someone, yeah, someone that listens to all of our shows and then clips up the Darren Ravel segment and puts it in front of him. It's probably one of his kids.

He pays him like a nickel a week. Oh, Jesus Christ. All right. Uh, so there it is. Uh, PFT, your hot seat. Cool. Uh, my hot seat is big pharma. Oh, so sticking with the coronavirus theme, uh, New York is making

their own artisanal hand sanitizer. So we don't need the Pfizer's of the world. We don't need any of the GlaxoSmith clients to step in. Uh, we have our own here in New York. It's produced here, the best city in the world. So, you know, it's the best in the world pharmaceutical. Purell is made just off the top of my head. I believe that it's produced by, uh, Gojo Industries in Ohio.

And if you have questions, you can call them the 1-888-4-Purell. Um, but yeah, we're producing our own stuff here in New York, which is the prisoners are right. The prisoners. So it combines the two things that we love the most in America, which is artisanal stuff and then stuff that's also produced using prisoner labor. Is shampoo big pharma? Uh, sure.

It can be everything unless it's Dr. Bronner's, which is, uh, just made by some crazy guy that does the graffiti all over the bottles and probably makes him his own bathtub. I didn't know that. I thought, you know, I thought that was just like pills. Yeah. Uh, my other hot seat is Alex Jones. Alex Jones, uh, frequent recurring guest of the show, got a DUI, your

personal hero in Austin, Texas. Uh, he's pouring through the documents right now. He just had too much chili more than likely and he was just cruising around his car at one o'clock in the morning, totally sober, got arrested. He denies all charges against him. So I never would have thought so I, I for one, cannot wait to hear Alex Jones act as his own lawyer in the upcoming DUI hearing. Yeah, that's going to be maybe, maybe this is a way for him to get a platform

back because he's been de-platformed everywhere, rightfully so. But now he's just, his platform is going to be court manuscript manuscripts. The public record. Yes. If you say in a courtroom, it has to be written down hacking his way back to a platform. Well, when you think about it, every journalist in central Texas is going to want to cover that trial.

Right. And so they're going to go to it and they're going to report on it. So they are going to be reporting Alex Jones's thoughts on the content of his liver. Genius. Um, my cool throne is podcasts about stuff that people imagined. So this actually made me think that we should do a deep dive into the existence of Pete Carroll's twin, which someone showed me a picture.

If there's a woman, a nun out there that looks exactly like Pete. So that's, so now I think it's two twins. Okay. So now he's got a nun twin and then another twin. Uh, there's, I think it's called reply all. I haven't listened to the show yet, but everyone's talking about it. Uh, they did a podcast about a song that was featured in, I think like a TV show or movie or something like that, uh, way back in the day that this one

person vividly remembered, and he's trying to figure it out and find out what the song was, but he can't find the song anywhere. And apparently it's a very fascinating podcast, but it made me think that all those deep like baronstein bears thoughts that we have in our brain that are glitches in the matrix, those are things that we can actually turn into content and go back and explore. So Pete Carroll's twin could be like, that could be like a summertime episode of part of my take, trying to track down that twin.

Okay. Uh, all the thought, all the memories of Syracuse and the Big East tournament. Yes. We'll track that down and find those. Okay. So that's it for me. I like that. Um, all right.

Uh, the cool throne is the karate shirts. Oh yeah. The karate shirts on sale. Yeah. Oh, another cool throne DC defenders still undefeated at home. First place in the XFL beast. Okay. And it's Dallas week, rivalry week.

Hank, you're not a defender's guy. No, fuck no. I was until they cut you. Yeah, we, sorry, we have, we're going to stand up for you. I'm a PFT guy. I'm Mr. 35 guy. Fuck the defenders. Um, all right.

My hot seat is the big 10 because Nebraska Fred Hoiberg has pulled out all the stops. Uh, Nebraska opens up the big 10 tournament tomorrow against I don't even know who, because they're have to play like six games. But Fred Hoiberg is bringing on Brandt Banks and Noah V. Droll to the basketball team. They are on the football team. I love that.

So he's adding toughness. That is such a football. Yeah. Wait in the year. I love that. That's such a boy. He did it in Iowa State his first year. He brought a couple of guys in the second semester.

Brandt Banks is six, seven, 300 pounds. He's bigger than Zion. Fuck yeah. And he's going to like, that's five big fouls a game. If I don't think they'll, they probably won't even put them in, but if they did, if I get off the court, if Fred Hoiberg brought these guys up and put him in and just had him fucking smash people in the face, he'd be a hero. I mean, he's tapping into something.

Cause if you've ever been at like an open gym in a college and you see the football team come in and they try to go, they try to go head to head with like some of the players in the basketball team, it's always going to end in a fight because the football players play basketball, like they're playing football and they, most of them are like, you know, obviously we're very good in high school because they're D one athletes. And that means they were good at everything. I love that.

I'm going to have to bet a lot of money on Nebraska. Yeah. At least it will be at bare minimum, the morale and like the attitude that that team will have will be significantly different. And Nebraska is the team that we mentioned a few weeks ago, shot eight for 30 from the free throw line. It can't be worse than that. You can't be, can't I, I would be hard pressed.

So it does sound like a Martinez stat line. Dude, if he comes in, he just fucking smashes people. Just throw it to him in the post and let him just turn around with elbows. What if he just got Scott Frost to be an assistant coach too? That would be great as well. That would be great. Find the boys up. Why not?

Why not? Combine Nebraska basketball and football and you might get a ranked team. Probably not winning traditions, both. Yes. All right. My cool throne is Joe Tessitore and Booger, Mark McFarlane, because it looks like our boys are going to be back in the booth because NBC has said, no, no, no, we will not even discuss an Al Michaels trade, no trade clause thrown up.

And yeah, I think Joe Tessitore and Booger. I think we just got to act like nothing happened. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I'm pretty sure that that it's going to reach a point where they're going to have to eventually say, these are guys, we're going to stick with our guys going in this year. These are our guys. It's like that.

Tell us. Yeah. Well, it's like when other teams tried to get Peyton Manning back in 2000 was that 2013 and like the Titans and all these other teams had to be like, yeah, we wanted what's his name? Like Kerry Collins or whoever it was all along. We're confident or guys that are still on our team. It's what's going to happen right now with 49ers.

If they actually are trying to get Tom Brady, yeah, they're going to be like, no, no, we know Jimmy G was always our Kirk cousins. Jimmy G should definitely he's at the point now where he probably has a right to be upset because of the overtures. Yeah, because like, hey, we I know that I missed a big throw in the Super Bowl, but we did go to the Super Bowl. I'm staying a little bit woke on the Tom Brady rumors to everywhere. I feel like the market for Tom Brady is not as hot as he thought it would be.

Save that thought. We got to do it on segments. We actually do have some exclusive news to break about Tom Brady. Save that thought. Free agency update. That's a good thought. Yeah. So so Al Michaels is staying at NBC, which here's what I don't understand.

They're willing to take that cap. It would now. No, I don't understand. Like ESPN, shouldn't they have figured this out before it all got public? Like, you can't do anything privately. You would think, though, the CEO of Jimmy Pitaro could have called up Mark Lazarus and been like, hey, thoughts. And he's like non-starter.

OK, there it is. Done. I think that ESPN got a lot of people involved in this situation. I think that they handled that poorly, probably went through the agents, too. And the agents want to leak their information that makes them look good. And so now they've got Mike Tariq. It's probably Mike Tariqo that leaked all this time. He could like put it in people's ears like, hey, people are saying that

all Michaels might be moving out. What about your boy? Speaking of when now, like they've got a championship window at NBC that's going to end as soon as Mike Tariqo gets like three glasses of red wine in them and goes out on a date with a PA. Well, at that point, it's like, OK, window shut window shut. But we do have Mike out. They have they have a plan for the future with Mike Tariqo and Jack Collinsworth.

That's true. So there it is. They have their future ready to go. Trust the process. The future. Yes, the farm system is flush, flush. Sorry, with talent. Plush. Plush is not the word. I'm trying to watch soccer, too. Do you do they not ban fans at some of these stadiums?

I think that was only Italy. Oh, OK. So neither Red Bull, Leipzig. That they play where? New Jersey? Series A. Yeah, no, New Jersey. Yeah, New Jersey. They're in Newark. They're right on the way to the airport. Yeah, they're crazy. They're in the Champions League.

Oh, good job. American soccer has come a long, long way. All right, let's get to our interview with Damon John. Really, really fun one, a little bit of a different one. I love this one real quick. Speaking of American soccer, I don't know if you saw this ultimate spin zone that I forget what organization put out this article, but it was talking about how the men's soccer players make more than women for the national team.

And they said, well, they deserve to because if you go to a men's soccer game in America against Mexico, it's like three quarters Mexican fans. And so the players have to deal with a lot more of that pressure. So the American soccer players deserve more money on the men's side because they sell fewer tickets proportionally than the women do. That's an awesome spin. So I have to take my hat off. That's a great one.

Sometimes you just have to tip your cap. All right. So Damon John, go buy his book. What's it called? Power shift, power shift, power shift. Yeah, definitely a different interview than normal ones. I think he's a good friend, though. Now, I think we could put him in the good friend territory like he we could hit him up and be like, hey, want to come on and he's on.

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Okay, here he is, Damon John. Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests. Actually, do we work for you now? It's Damon John. No, no way. You last time you were on. If I remember correctly, some of my staff. Okay, do we?

Yeah, really? Yeah, who do we take? Uh, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy. Yeah, we know Jeremy's great guys. Our mail room was overcapacitated and we're shirts, jeans. Oh, he's the guy. He's a sneaker sports guy. He likes sports, Jeremy, Jeremy.

Yeah, well, okay. So, but when you came on last time, we told you the whole thing was a pitch. Yeah. And this is also a pitch. But I think I remember after you came on, you followed up or maybe someone from your group follow up and said, we really enjoyed it. We kind of want to hire these guys to just be part of the, you know, like the crew, the company, whatever.

Yeah, you're right. That's, that's an absolute lie. Okay. But I really enjoyed your company. Okay. So I was half, half lie. You had a good time. You had a good time.

No, that was a hard, that was a hard lie. Yeah, you liked us so much that you thought about it. For a second about it. You thinking about it? I didn't think about it at all. Okay. So, I mean, there were numerous products and services that we pitched you during that interview that in the time since have ended up coming to fruition.

And what came to fruition? I don't, I don't, I don't remember the products. Uber for dogs, but it came to fruition. It's a dog, it's an Uber. And then when they pick you up, there's a dog in it. That you can pet and Uber took that idea. Did they? Yeah.

I don't believe you. It's being implemented in cities nationwide as we see it. Right now. Yeah. Mm hmm. So they stole that idea. There's one. Yeah.

Uh, we'll, we'll, we'll get another one. Pitch them. Uh, Jim in an airport. Jim in an airport. I told you, I like that idea. Yes. That one is Jim in an airplane. That's a sequel.

Yup. You like that one too. That plane dentist is another one. Yeah, that one is an ambulance. But that's the problem with entrepreneurs like you guys. Like you spread yourself too thin. You started off in the airport. You don't really have it done yet.

And now you want to move to the airplane. Let me tell you, let me teach you a little something about how to run a business here. It's about growth. So we have to show you growth. So we say airplane, uh, Jim. And then we say, wait, what if we put the gym in the air? You know, oh no, wait, what do we say? Airplane, airport.

It becomes a airport. Airport, Jim. It becomes a horizontal monoply. Airplane, Jim. Now, guess what? Hockey stick. Do you know where we're thinking? Where?

Mars. Airplane to Mars with a gym in it. Also, the car that gets you to the airplane has a gym in it. But you won't be alive when that actually. You don't know that. You know, I trust him. I trust him. He's going to shoot like an old 67 LeBaron up tomorrow's next week.

I bet it'll be somebody in the backseat of that. Let's shift topics. Power shift, your new book. Yes. The pose that you have on the cover, you look uncomfortable. No, I'm pretty sexy on that one. OK, you're at the edge of your seat. Nice white leather chair.

I'm always at the edge of my seat. Are you ever worried that you'd stain that chair? I'm looking at it right now. Why would I stain the chair? Well, it's white leather. That's very stainable, right? I'm not wearing fruit punch pants. Well, why would I?

Tell us what happens when you open the book. When you open a book, you generally read it, but the best part about the. No, we don't read. So tell us what happens. When you go to the audiobook. OK, nice. When you listen to it. Mm hmm.

It shows you how to go on. Shift power, shift power, transform any situation. Close any deal and achieve any outcome. I love being here, man. By like, I really love being like, I really close this deal right now. You can't think that at this level, like you're on all fours walking around here. What do we have to do? You created a real talent of walking on all fours.

Let's tell you what, Mr. John, let's start at the beginning. Let's keep it real easy for Sir. John, what is a book? Favorite book. Go Power Shift Power Shift. My favorite thing to go rich by Napoleon Hill is my my favorite book. OK, OK.

And so Power Shift. What are we going to learn by reading or having parents? Well, here's what we want. How to build influence, negotiate and create something out of your relationships and believe it or not. And I don't I didn't think I would ever say this. You guys have actually done that. Wow, we've power shifted.

So you wrote the book about us. This is our biography. I like power shift. No, no, it's not. But it could be you guys by mistake. Yeah, but some odd reason have done exactly what I'm saying. And that, I guess, is why I'm here. I thought there was going to be some vodka, some shit around here.

We could, we could. But then you don't when we signed the deal for you to give us money, you can be like, well, I was drunk. Do you want to get a Bud Light? We have a Bud Light. That's our Bud Light Southridge. Bud Light, Bud Light. Bud Light Seltzer, the new Seltzer.

Have you tried them from Bud Light? Bud Light Seltzer. Delicious, delicious. Let's all have a Bud Light Seltzer. Pass it along. It's warm. Even better. Wait a minute. That's how they drink it in England. Yes. Yeah.

What? What? I didn't believe you. Yeah. When you said Bud Light Seltzer. Yes. I thought that was one of it. One of the things like you guys is like. Oh, I didn't think so. No, they actually, they got inside our head.

What the hell makes Bud Light Seltzer? Bud Light does. Can you believe it? You know what? Now that's good Seltzer. That is actually very delicious. Only by Bud Light. It's very, very delicious. And only a hundred calories.

That's good, right? It is good. That's good. OK. Oh, wait, I'm doing dry January. Oh, I forgot. OK. So he's doing dry January.

Don't ask any other questions. Yeah, yeah, don't ask any questions. Weekends are off, but then March's Baddest comes along. I'm going to start drinking again, obviously. We're in March. But it's not Maddest's part of March. But it was dry January. Yeah, but I'm sober.

I'm doing sober October until March Maddest comes. I'm still on No Nut November, so don't even ask. So that shows that you can build influence in a very specific market, right? Because the way you're talking, there's a very specific market that you're building influence in. Yeah. Is there a chapter?

Can you describe your market for me? Cult? People who are susceptible to cults? Yeah. I think it's the fact. I think it's like if you've been in one cult, 70% chance of being another. Yeah.

So we're probably just picking off the people who were in cults and entering them in this. So I think Power Shift is about that. You build influence for a very specific person, either somebody like me who likes to just relax and listen to things that I don't necessarily have to think about, but brilliant people in a certain space. We don't know what that certain space is.

Spaceless. Yeah. We were actually talking to Mr. Wonderful about the word space. I like using space instead of saying market, or my product is this. I like saying we're in the podcast space right now. We're dominating that space.

Doesn't that sound way more intelligent and cool when you say it that way? It does. It does. It actually does. You just said that you like to relax, but I don't believe you. I do. You're an extremely successful guy who

has been successful for a very long time. You like to relax? I feel like you are one of those Attack the Day guys, but you're cool about it. I am, but I still like to relax. How much relaxing does it say in Power Shift? How much relaxing are you allowed to do every day? Well, what are you working hard to carve out?

I can't relax for 10 hours a day. I like to relax two hours a day, and then maybe two vacations, semi-work and vacations two times a month. Two vacations a month? That's how much you get Hank to work for you. Hank loves vacations. That's how I work for you. An awkward schedule.

When was the last time you took a vacation, Hank? I honestly don't know. They stayed at a vacation, shame me, and basically have put me to a point where if I take a day off, I have to fear for my life. That's not true at all. You have to fear for your life. Well, I mean, if you learn anything from Silicon Valley,

Elizabeth Holmes' other name, you have to scare all your employees into never having a vacation. That's a winning culture. And also lie to them about what they're working on. All kinds of medicine. Lied to them about what they're working on. Did you invest in Elizabeth Holmes? I had.

Did you get it pitched? I did not. Wait, who? The woman who did. I did. You invested? I did invest. Shut up.

I got my money back. Wait. Oh, nice. When did you invest? So walk us through this is actually a serious question. Like, you obviously invest in a lot of things, both Shark Tank and outside of Shark Tank. How does that process work if someone has an idea and gets

him in front of you? One of my stock brokers has said, this is going IPO, and there's a lot of buzz about it. And they called me up, and I gave them some money. I said, all right, no problem. Let's go on IPO. And about six weeks later, he said, something's wrong with this thing.

I'm pulling you out of it and sent me my money back. And normally, stock brokers don't do it. They just pay it off the big. He almost got blacklisted for it until that happened. Because all of his brands, all of his company had to give back the money. Because he can't be the only person giving back money. Right.

He almost got blacklisted for it. It was about another two months that happened. And now he's amazing at the company. He's the honest guy. Yeah. Right. But I almost got. And I was on a board with, I was an ambassador

at Global Entrepreneurship with President Obama. And she was there. I didn't know who she was. So if you look at that documentary, I didn't see it. I got a little cameo up in there. You did? Yeah. I'm the black guy in there.

Well, you were in Obama. Just hanging out with Elizabeth Holmes? Yeah, Elizabeth Holmes. So though, how do you invent? So if your stockbroker just calls you up and is like, hey, I got this stock. You trust them? No.

Well, I'm always curious how that works. So they call them and give you options, right? They'll say right today. They'll go, I think the market's going to die. If you want to buy some, you want to bet against the market, you want to do this. No, you just say yes or no. There it is.

That's what Big Cat was asking about, relaxing earlier. You always see these very successful people, or at least I see them on Twitter a lot. And they say, hey, this is where it takes to be a successful person. They tweet out their schedule. It's always something like successful people don't sleep more than four hours a night.

I always think that that's bullshit, because I feel like if you only sleep four hours a night every night, your ideas and your brain is not going to be functioning at full fledged volume the next day, you know what I'm saying? Do you find yourself able to get in full eight hours? Is that important to you? I have two theories there.

So between the eight to 20 to 30, I only slept four hours a night, and I couldn't care about anything else in my life. I always tell kids, you know, whatever, during 20 to 30, just understand yourself and do what you can do. And don't get locked down. Don't do anything.

Because up until 20, you were somebody's child. And after a certain age, you're going to be somebody's parent, husband, wife, grandfather, grandmother. Just do what the hell you want to do. I don't care what it is, party, travel the world. So I believe in that theory. Now I generally try to get in that eight hours,

but because I travel so much, I do get four hours here. But then I sleep on the plane. Then I sleep here. I take naps here and there. But I generally try to get an average of six hours a night. OK, I like that advice though. If I can get six, I'm happy. Yeah, I like that advice.

So the 20 to 30 is really, I mean, I remember being in that age bracket was like, I don't care. I'll just work till I'm like dead because you're young, and you're young only once. Do you? Why get locked down by somebody else? Well, I really love that person. Well, that person will still be there 35

if you really love the person. Or not. Who cares? Or not. It says on your book, it says Damon John with Daniel Paisner. So you didn't write this book. It's a ghost writer. We write it together.

But I'm dyslexic. How much? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm dyslexic. So it's always shallower to write it, but I definitely give him the credit. But absolutely, we write it together. I lay it down everything, and he puts it in.

Being a writer has got to be gifted. It's hard, yeah. So I tell him the stories, and I go interview all the people, like I have in there, like Chris Jenner, Pitt Bull, and Lizzie Vaughn, and so many other people that have created shifts of power in their life, and I want to apply it. So I do all the interviewing and everything else,

and then he will record it, and he'll put it down in some form that, you know, regularly lists to it. I like to do a series of podcast interviews with people, but you don't actually put them out there. You just record them for yourself, give them to your ghost writer. Like you sit down with Pitt Bull, and you're talking to Pitt Bull. Are you actually interviewing them,

asking questions like we're asking you right now? I'm interviewing him, because I'm saying to him, man, I've shifted power in my life so much, and you know, the only difference between me and somebody else who's more successful or less successful is what they've negotiated in life, first of all with themselves and with other parties, and I ask him those questions like I'm trying

to learn from him as well. I'd be like, because I don't want to share with everybody my story, that's just my story. It may not work for you. I want to talk to Pitt Bull and Billy Jean King, who changed the face of sports, right? And ask them, how did they find the power to do it when they were the underdog?

Pitt Bull named Pitt Bull, because he fought like a Pitt Bull. Billy Jean King, obviously we know tennis players weren't getting acknowledged and or, you know, and she got really, you know, almost blacklisted because of sexual preference. How did you shift the world to do that? So I'm almost, I'm also a student of the book. You're getting dangerously close to having me read this book.

I don't know if you want that, because I'm interested. You're power shifting big cat right now. That's what you're reading. I'm gonna walk into this room and start power shifting. Are there pictures? You're more like an audio guy. Yeah, you're more like the audio guy. Are there pictures in the book?

There are, and there's some paint by numbers. Okay, then I'm in. Pop up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there are paint by numbers in there. There's, there's, there's, there's pictures in there. There's a lot of, there's a pornography in the middle. The certificate gets to Golden Corral. And yeah, your special links on Pornhub

as you requested are in there. Just put in some porn every five pages. Is that too much to ask? Come on, it's genius. We should do a book and just have it be a subscription to like browsers in the middle. And it's just like that's, I don't know the cost,

we'll have to figure out the cost. You just say, I think that works. On one of these, on one page in this book, there's a subscription for platinum membership on Pornhub. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, and then you have to find it. Oh, you're a Pornhub guy?

No. Oh, okay. I got another idea. It's just came to me. A church that serves beer. Yeah. There we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sunshine wine. Yeah. Ooh, I like that. I like that. I got an idea that I've been cooking in my head. Now, are they gonna serve the little beer? No, I'm talking like the bless of my flesh church. There's a bar.

Not like you're taking communion. I'm saying that you go to the church and you sit in your pew and there's a vendor that's walking up and down the aisle and he passes you like 22 ounce or 36 ounce or whatever you want. What's the, what's the denomination? Of money that you can pay for it?

Or you talk about it. Non-denominational. Universal. You choose, choose your own adventure. Yeah. Yeah. This is like the guy in McMillions. And we call it you pray.

Yeah. Who started the strip club and then just called it a church. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Except it's actually a church. I feel like people would go to church a lot more if they could also get drunk.

So when the basket comes around, it's peanuts and then you put money in there because obviously you gotta have peanuts and pretzels. There you go. Peanuts or popcorn. So the basket comes around, you're drinking. You know, you're cool. And the basket comes around and it's just peanuts

and pretzels. Right. And there are TVs. It's actually just in a buffalo bar. Why are the TVs there? It's a bar because you gotta watch the game. Yeah, the games are on Sunday. In the church?

Yeah. And what are they teaching you from a religious standpoint? If you go there every Sunday, you won't go to hell. It's actually, well, that's what churches teach you anyway as well. Well, really what it does for you is it lets you leave and tell everyone

I just came from church. Yeah. That's really all you need, right? So it's a bar called church. Yeah. Yeah, a bar called church. It's like when you vote, like today's a primary. So when you leave, you generally leave around 12.

So that means you start drinking around nine. Right. Yeah, give or take. Like I just went to church with my family. That's a great line that you can drop to everyone. I can't believe I'm here right now. All right, I got one. Ready?

I need some help with this though. What is the greatest feeling in the entire world? Leaving here. No. Close. Canceling an obligation. Canceling an obligation. Yeah, like, oh, we gotta go to dinner

and then it's just like last second canceling it. So we gotta figure out a service that signs you up for things, but then you can cancel it. But never like, you like that? Yeah, you do. How do you think of these things? Like a dinner.

Like I don't want to go to dinner tonight, right? But what if my calendar had a dinner on my calendar for the last month? And what's it called? Psych? Could be. That's good. That's me being old.

That's me being old. That's good. Ghost thing on the regular? Psych is good. That's a good name for the app. You need to believe that it's real. It's like big cat. How do you believe that it's real?

Watch this big cat ask me if I want to go to dinner. You want to go to dinner? Sure, I'll go to dinner tonight. Okay, actually, wait, what am I doing now? Can't, no, I don't want to go to dinner anymore. See, that feels good, doesn't it? Yeah. But no, we need to be longer than that.

So it needs to be like, I need to say, PFT, let's go to dinner. You want to go to dinner next week? And you're like, yes. Why do you want your phone right now? Are you used to this? Are you used to this? Why are you on your phone right now?

I'm too tired to be on dinner. I feel like this has legs though. See that big cat's right because that moment that he just asked. I'm just staring at them like a top knot girl. Why are you on your phone? I don't know what I canceled, but it was like the best feeling ever. It's a good feeling.

I don't want to interrupt your interview by saying shit because it looks like you guys are having a good time. No, it's okay, but have you ever canceled plans and felt to yourself, man, that feels so good. I was not looking forward to doing that. That is the feeling that we're trying to capture that in our app. The illusion of doing the thing needs to be there.

And then you cancel it. It's like, oh yeah, friends are coming out from out of town. You don't really like them, but you're like, I'll let you stay at my place. That you think that's happening. And then boom, right before, best feeling in the world. How did you get the shop? You pretty much failed up for this.

We just started talking until someone today might as well record it. Yeah, failed, failed, failed. And then just kept on doing it. You guys are wasting a lot of oxygen. Let's try to sell some of it. Power shift. Power shift.

We power shifted everyone. Power shift into these chairs is our answer. Final answer. I do have a serious question there for you. Because I read that, so you used to work for keeping up with the Kardashians is before Shark Tank, is that right? I used to dress the Kardashians

and get them all the sponsors in their shows for the first two years, yes. So you were like product placement, telling them like, maybe here's how you talk about this brand, so forth. And then Shark Tank came calling and they kind of encouraged you to take this opportunity. Correct.

Because it sounded like a lucrative, yeah. So I read that you said that Kim Kardashian is gonna be president one day. If she wants to run for it, I believe so. I fully believe so. You think she can do it? I know she can do it. She would power shift America?

I know she can do it. I mean, if I would have told you the terminator was gonna be the governor or Jesse the body Ventura or Ronald Reagan was gonna be the president. Or Donald Trump would have been. Actually, I would say that like 15 years ago, saying that Donald Trump will be president is more ridiculous than saying right now

that Kim Kardashian. I believe she is. Royal Kanye. I think Kim Kardashian could be president. Kanye is good. Kanye would be the man in the White House too. Right, but you don't think he'd be president. I don't know, but I know Kim can.

Would you encourage her to run? I don't know if I could tell anybody to take that job. I don't care who you like, it's a pain in the ass. Like why do you want that job? Right, I agree. Sucks. I'm encouraging her to run officially. You're encouraging her?

Right now. I'm endorsing Kim Kardashian for president. Yeah, do it one of those. Did you have reverse psychology in your power shift book? It's not reverse psychology, it's really finding out what that other person, what the other side of the table, wants or fears. It's about everyday negotiation.

Okay, what do you fear? What do I fear? Yeah. Not leaving this room. Being trapped in this room for life. Being trapped forever, what else? Spiders? I don't like snakes.

Ooh, I wish we had a snake on us right now. Yeah. We just plopped it on the table. I don't like idiots either. What about fear of not being able to bench press a decent amount of weight? No. Oh, whoa.

There's bench press right here. You want to give it a shot? No. You want to hop on? You want to hop on? I have a fear of not having enough games. You want to hop on? You won't, come on.

No, I won't. Do it. No, I won't. Do you want me to bench press right now? Yeah, I don't want you to bench press. You think it will power shift you out of here? Big guy, continue the interview. Okay.

Ben presses. Pizzi's about to bench press. Oh, let's see. I'll call them 45s, even though they're 25s. Still baby. So he's about to do it. Let's go. Can you spot, will you spot?

I'm drinking. I can't spot. No. Okay. So this is, oh, wait. Oh, all right, all right. Okay. There you go.

All the way up. All the way up. Would you say this interview's going as well or better than last time? I really hate interrupting your time together, but. Yeah. Do you think it's better than last time or? I think this is running really the same as accurate.

Well, we, I mean, we got power shift on our brain. Now power shift. Power shift. You do it. Do you go? No. No. Power shifted up PFT.

Good, good. That's his power shift for him. Nice. You like that? He just power shifted. Yeah. Yeah, he just power shifted. Yeah.

I'm done. Too light. Oh. You go, you go. No, no, no. That was excellent. Show me some gains. That was excellent.

That was excellent. That was actually pretty good. Really good. Were you playing me in Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot? In what? Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. Okay. You ready?

Best out of three? Best out of three. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. Yeah. Okay. One, nothing big, Cat. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. Oh, you idiots.

Oh, wow, man. In your brain. No, I just won. Best out of three. Power shifted. Oh, you want to keep going? Three total. Okay.

All right, all right. Shoot. Oh, Ty. You still played that one. I won. I mean, that was, I was inside of your brain. I don't, now I'm starting to think I don't want to read power shifts.

You don't. I'm starting to think I might have. You're probably right. Yeah. Because I think that you guys have found the perfect, angle and positioning. You really don't need to read power shift because I don't want to tell anybody

that you read power shift. Wow. All right, now I'm going to read it. Now you're doing reverse psychology. Are we, have we, of all the interviews you've done, have we said the word power shift the most? Cause we're, we're, we didn't even, we're playing on that. But power shift.

It's a good name. I think you did say it. I'm going to power shift for the rest of my life now. I'll be power shifts this interview cause I have another lucrative business opportunity. Are you a Nix fan? I am not. Okay.

You know, there are a lot of disgruntled Nix fans. I am. Out there. I do not. What about a brown bags, but brown bags that they can wear that are more fashionable. Like maybe that- Over their head?

Yeah, that look like Tim's, maybe even designed by Timberland. No. Okay. What's the next fashion trend? I have no idea. What if you had a guess? Hmm.

Like what's coming back? The old bottoms? It wouldn't be coming back. It would be technical things on your body. Hmm. A Kutramantz? Your gift shirt. Oh yeah, my gift shirt.

No, no, no. That's already been made. The stuff that can read your blood intake and or- Oh, I have an idea for you. My blood intake. We could just go to- Peter, like your teal? No, we go to a Dwayne Reed-

So when you get out of your church, if all your shirts are red, you can't drive. Yeah. Oh, gotcha. Okay. So here's an idea. We go to a Dwayne Reed, you go to a Dwayne Reed, you get your finger pricked

and they take just a tiny bit of your blood. Sure. And then they can read it and they can scan it for all types of diseases you might have or what medicine you might need. And we have these machines, we actually have one in the back, we can show you later. So what's the idea?

Going there and doing- No, no, the idea. The technology. Because it exists already. The technology. Does it exist already? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

This is brand new proprietary technology. And it's a small box. It's about the size of a loaf of bread. Yep. And you take the singular pinprick in your finger. Small smart box. And only one amount of tiny drop of blood. And how-

You can tell what- Genomep. What different genetic diseases you're predisposed to. And how will you put that out? Mass production. How you create it, yeah. We'll put one in every Dwayne Reed and Walgreens in the United States.

You're gonna go to the chair if you count a fit them like that. What? Yeah, you're gonna go to the chair. Who would ever think of doing that? You're gonna go to hell. No. You're gonna go to hell and then you're gonna come back-

Obama's on board. Yeah. We're gonna make a documentary about it, huh? You just drop the names like that? Obama's involved. Oh, he was on board at some point. It's called- Yeah.

Yeah. The idea's there. You're in. You're in Sternos. You're not gonna get it. You're gonna go to jail just like that other person. You're in. No, we won't use you, you're in.

I have a serious question about investments. Power shift it down. Power shifting to a real talk. Is now changing home sitting? There's some kind of method to what you're doing right now. It's a mix of real- This is fascinating. You're gonna sign us again.

You're gonna try to sign us away from Barstool again. Here's the trick. Each time we get as stupid as we can possibly get, then we ask like a mildly semi-relevant question and you look at us and you're like, wow, that was actually a really smart question compared to the other stupid shit you've been saying. That's what you see in us.

So here's a mildly smart question. Should I buy- What are you saying to me like that? Should I buy- He's talking, I stare. Am I buying real estate right now? Is now a good opportunity to purchase real estate? No.

Bitcoin. No. Everything's gonna crash over the next six to- What? 12 months and then you buy it. Gold. Everything's gonna crash over the next- Pen-national gaming.

What? We legally cannot say you can buy that stock, but would you say that? If you can't say, why can't I say it? Well, I have shares, so yeah. Pen-national gaming? Yeah, you should buy yourself. I don't know what you're talking about.

Fuck. All right. Stocks. What about stocks? Stocks are going down. Stocks are going down. Oh, stocks are going down? Fuck.

What's going up right now? That's brutal. Would you say that if stocks are going down, real estate's going down, then buy a ton of gold? Oh, where to park your money when everything is going down? Go buy bonds. Bonds? Bonds, but I just read that like a 20-year bond.

Is that an all-time low for how much it's paying out? Yeah, but it's gonna go down as everything, it's gonna go up as everything goes down. Just go shopping in another six months. Keep everything in cash. And then when you see that Amazon and Tesla and all the great companies you like are probably gonna be 30% off or whatever the case is,

you go pick them up. Cash is king. So stay liquid for now. Stay liquid for now. Do you think Barry Bond should be in the Hall of Fame? I'm not sure. Isn't he? No.

Really? No. I don't follow baseball like that. I only follow Yankees. Yeah. Oh, because it's steroids. Yeah, are you mad at the Astros for cheating? Did they cheat?

Yeah, big time. I'm not mad at them because they got somebody short like me on the Astros, so. Okay, you're a big L2V guy. All right. He was also wearing a buzzer, though. Yeah. He was wearing what?

He was wearing a buzzer that was telling him when a fastball was coming, allegedly. So do we have to say that as fellow representative of people under five foot 10, are we kicking him out of the club because he's a cheater? No, he's not a cheater. Oh. He's good.

Okay. Dude, so height, solidarity with height, supersedes everything. That's where I go. There's no war, but the height war. I like that. All right, last question. I'm gonna power shift it again.

C-keek question, promo code take. $10 off your C-keek purchase. Do you want to buy us? Buy what? Us. These ideas. Yeah. Cash.

If you gave us... We just gave you a sampling of the many, many ideas that we have. That was more like a culture. If you gave us $50,000 of cash right now, we would respond to every text you ever texted us. Better yet, if you give us $50,000 of cash each right now, we will never bother you again with anything.

Never talk to you. We will let you go. Power shift. You're never coming back. We will never talk to you again. No, I love it. I love being here. I love just, I just can't think at that level.

It's fascinating to think at that level. Yeah. Power shift down. Probably power shift down a little bit. You should actually start saying that when you're like walking on the street. If you try to walk, you know how there's always slow tourists in New York City?

Yeah. You should be like power shifting up and just fucking speed right by them. Why? Just to let them know. Just to say that? To walk by them? Yeah, just say it, yeah.

On your left. On your left? That's it. Our shift on the left. Don't you have other more important things to do when you're walking? Like getting on the phone or trying to watch traffic where you're at, like you will walk literally

through all New York City and just say power shift left, power shift right? It sounds pretty sick. It does. It sounds like you're in Top Gun or something. You know there are tourists, most of them probably don't necessarily know what you're saying. So it didn't really, it doesn't really hold any weight.

They don't know what you did. You get in front of them and you say, I'll hit the brakes, they'll fly right by. And then you just stop and then they walk past you. And then that's it? And then you get behind, you get on their six. And you get a what? You get on their six.

On their six. We're dog fighting. Yeah. Oh, I get it. You get in front of them? It's a dog fight. You've seen Top Gun. Yeah.

Treat every interaction with somebody else on the sidewalk like you're in a scene in Top Gun, is what we're getting at. Think about it. How long did you guys think about it? Too close. How long did you guys think about this stuff? Like I just got here.

You guys thought about this ride and me getting here? No, not at all. Zero prep for it. You did zero prep for this? Why the Google Power Shift? And it's a fucking sick cover, the white leather. I was trying to neg you on that, but you look cool. What is the worst part about working with Mark Cuban?

And why is it his smell? Why is it his smell? Yeah. Now, the worst part about working with Mark Cuban is he's much, much more wealthier than I am so he can beat me out of the deals due to pure money. That's why I got a Power Shift. You got a Power Shift up past him.

You gotta find ways. If you could only save one shark, who are you saving? Myself. No, you can't save yourself. You've already saved yourself. I gotta say Mark Cuban. Oh, because you got so much money. Yeah, so much money.

He has to pay me back for it. That's smart. That's smart. Get a little taste on the other end. Like I saved your life. Now give me all your money. That's smart. How many times do you do sets a day here?

Every hour on the hour. Yeah, I usually just do your spell. I do curls. A lot of curls. That's all you need is just if you have big biceps and decent pecs. Summer bod starts in the winter. Yeah.

I don't know if you heard that. I have heard that. So start making the gains now before it's too late. Did you ever do sets like that before? What other people want? No, actually you're the first. No, I'm about to say. So it's a pretty tight situation.

Yeah, we're just trying to intimidate you to give us money. How do you have sets? What? Oh, now he's looking around. This is bad. All right, so the red cups, that's for an experiment that I'm going to conduct on tonight's show.

What's the experiment? I can't get into it. It's going to be on tonight's show. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Well, we already did it a couple of nights ago. Yeah, we did it a couple of nights ago. You know, two little kick cats around here as well.

You want to finish that? Mm-hmm. Just lick it. Lick it. Just give it a lick. Whenever I tell another man to lick anything. Go ahead and lick it. All right.

Damon, John, thank you. Thank you, man. You're a friend of the show. I love hanging out. You guys are really taking me to a new level and it's not high. You feel high. Yeah, you actually make me think

in places that I never thought I'd think about. If you're going to go home tonight, you're going to have a million new business ideas that just hit you in your head and it's going to be because of us. We are in views. And you will take direct deposit. Yeah. We love you, man.

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That's meundies.com slash take. Okay, let's get to some segments. First up, we have, is this the finale of the Bachelor? Tonight, today. So it's Wednesday when people are listening, so it's over. It just happened last night. Who's it down to?

Well, let's get into it. How about that? Say no more. You guys know who the final two are. Maddy, Maddy and Hannah Ann. Hannah A and Maddy B? Yeah, good job. Is it Maddy B?

Yeah. And Peter. I don't know about B. It's definitely Madison. I think Maddy B is right. Both of the girls. Is it Maddy B, the rapper? That's Cardi B.

No, there's a. Maddy B? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, look who knows the rap game. It's Bun B. Look who knows the rap game. Thank you, Liam.

Maddy B, he's like a 13 year old white kid from Atlanta who ruins rap and people get really mad. Yes, Maddy B raps. Okay. He's so bad. Both the girls meet Peter's parents in Australia. Pete's mom, Barbara, calls Hannah Ann an angel on earth who God has put in front of him to marry.

Barbara doesn't think Madison is a good fit for her son because he likes to drink and socialize, AKA have sex, and Madison is still a virgin. Okay. So her mom is basically like. Respect to the mom. Yeah, her mom was basically like, yeah, my son likes to fuck.

Listen, if you're not down to get dirty, then you're not meant for my pity. I like that. That's weird that like the mom is just like, okay, if you're like, you're going to get with him, he's wild in the sack. Mom's always know. Pete and Madison.

Don't just like everyone in Australia have Chlamydia, or is that just the koalas? No, it's the koalas. They're all criminals. Pete and Madison go on their one-on-one date in the middle of a fly-infested desert. It's not appropriate, Mike. Madison tells Peter that after meeting his family,

she doesn't think they'll work outside of the bachelor universe and sends herself home. Who? Leaving Hannah Ann as the remaining girl. Maddy B? Maddy B is too much drama. I'm off her. She's too much drama.

You know what I've, this is actually interesting because it seems like the mom is taking over this series of the bachelor, like she dominated last night. Do you think that they'll have a series of the bachelor where it's just a mom and she meets all the girls and she decides? They are casting for elder women.

That actually would be like, you know, that love is blind is becoming a big thing. Now it's just they do a show where you just date the mom and then you decide like you're going to marry the daughter because of the mom. The mom's like, so how much dick you suck? Cause if my PD, he likes to get some sloppy top. Yeah.

So then Peter goes on his one on one day with Hannah Ann and this is aftermath. Wait, Maddy B is gone. So it's over. I'm sick of it. You would think that. You would think that. You would think that.

I'm also, I also tweeted in the middle of the show, oh my God. And then hashtag bachelor and people were replying to me like I was actually watching. They're like, can you believe that? Like I can't believe you're upset about that. Yeah, you definitely were. I wasn't.

I tweeted about the bachelor with the hashtag and people thought that you were watching the bachelor. Yes. Some people are just saying it's. I mean, people should know that I wasn't watching the bachelor. Yeah. No one on this show watches the bachelor. No one.

How no one gets that is fucking crazy. Crazy. And then Peter goes on his one on one date with Hannah Ann but doesn't tell her that Madison sent herself home. Peter tells Hannah Ann that it's hard as being pulled in two directions. Hannah Ann feels like something is very wrong and is at a breaking point.

And then in the teaser for a Tuesday's episode, Maddie B. like comes back. I knew she was. Glass shatters. See, this is why I'm not out on Maddie B. She's just all about Maddie B. She's all about the drama. She just wants all eyes on Maddie B.

It's about love, Maddie. I hate to use the old phrase like she sounds like she needs to get laid. Use it, use it. Maddie B. doesn't want Maddie D. But I feel like if Maddie wasn't putting the dick on a pedestal like she is, then she would be like, she'd have a clear mind.

She probably would hit 350 for the Mets in triple A. Exactly. It's easy. So who do you guys got? If this fucking, if this fuck Pete picks Maddie B. He deserves everything he gets. So here's what's gonna happen. Which is drama.

Here's my official prediction. Pete is gonna choose Hannah Ann, enjoy several weeks of carefree sex whether figure out that they're not gonna get married to each other actually. And then he's gonna call up Hannah. Wait, no. Maddie.

Maddie B. is the virgin. Okay, so he's gonna pick Hannah Ann. Have a lot of sex with her. And then they're gonna figure out, okay, we don't actually like each other. We just enjoy each other's bodies. And then he's gonna hit up Maddie B. after the show's over and be like,

hey, I need another chance off the reality show. To prove that I'm good for you. Right. I'm off Maddie B. If he picks Maddie B. done with pilot Pete. I'm close to being done with him. Eject. Eject.

Get out of here. We have Tom Brady update. PFT said that he's got some big time news. This is just filed to the news desk from Leroy. So this is Leroy. So it hasn't been officially vetted, but it's been filed. It's been filed to the news desk.

And I don't think Leroy's gonna tweet it out. This is just gonna be a podcast exclusive. Okay. Report from Leroy. Leroy should maybe throw out a link to listen to the podcast exclusive. That's what we need to get Leroy to start. I came on part of my day yesterday.

Listen to my interview on part of my take. So Leroy says that according to sources, Tom Brady Sr. was at the pro shop at Patriots Place today. And now he double checked that. Returning all of his Tom Brady jerseys? He double checked that with another source, Hank, that said that Tom Brady's truck was seen

at Patriots Place today. Turns out that was Tom Brady Sr. driving it, okay? So the local news was there and they were asking fans where they thought Tom was going to go. And then they were trying to get people to film like a plea, like, oh, Tom Brady, please stay, please stick around. They didn't recognize Tom Sr. when he was there. And Tom was there apparently buying a shitload

of Tom Brady color rush jerseys. So what does that mean if we're reading the tea leaves? It means that it's over, right? Or he's doing like, or a surprise, like he's sending Tom Brady Patriots jersey to every single major. Wait, which color rush jerseys? Or he's got the inside intel.

Tom told him that like the color rush jerseys are going to be our new alternates. And so he was just getting ahead of the market. New alternates for the bucks? For the page, like. The bucks are going to start wearing the Patriots color rush jerseys next year. Go get as many as you can, Dad.

Or yeah, he's going with. I don't believe this. I don't believe this. You don't believe it. I don't believe it. Why the fuck? Why the fuck put you in this mood? Why would Tom Brady's dad go shopping at Patriots Place?

Why would he just go online or say, are you questioning me wrong? Hey, Tom Jr. Are you questioning me wrong? Yes, I'm saying I don't believe this. He hasn't gotten anything wrong in at least three days. No boops really, right? Hank, it's not necessarily a bad thing.

I actually. It doesn't make any sense. It's not good or bad, it just doesn't make sense. I think you can just spin it either way. If I'm you, I would look at this as a good thing that Tom Brady's dad, he would not be buying a ton of Tom Brady color rush Patriots jerseys if Tom was not coming back to the Patriots.

I mean, speaking of having a moment, I did see Simmons say this and I agree with him that the fact that the news came out that Brady started his own production company it makes you think that, you know, he's gonna have a documentary coming out and as a filmmaker now, now that he's in the filmmaking business,

he understands you gotta build up some drama. Mm, true. So when he like free agency starts and he's like, boom, Tom versus time, part two. This is like Chris Bosch, I think had a entire film crew that followed him along when they were deciding to go to the heat and that footage has never been seen. Really?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure, I'm pretty sure. Why? Because he was, I think he was making a documentary and then they were like, oh, well, you just decided to go wherever LeBron and Dwayne went. Here's my prediction, Tom Brady is going to announce. Retirement? That he's coming back to the Patriots on July 17th.

It's 199th day of 2020. So he's gonna, but then. I love it. If they, then they're not gonna draft. Yeah, I know, it doesn't make a lot of sense. But that's, I just said it because it sounded cool. And you have to admit for a moment, you guys were both like, ooh.

Whoa. Yeah. And then I did the math, I was like, wait, but that's already training camp. He's in the entertainment biz. He's not, he's not a 100% athlete anymore. He's caring more about the splashy headlines and that ooh moment. How stupid are we all gonna feel when it's like,

even before free agency starts, he announces he's going back to the Patriots. Well, actually we won't feel stupid because we called it all along. Right. But the media will feel stupid. Day one, if you're Bruce Arians. Just Sheftian Jeff Darling.

And, and Tom. Jeff Darlington will, he'll have to go back to being a NASCAR driver. Tom Brady walks through the door in Tampa Bay. Do you think Bruce Arians make some strip to see if he's wearing a wire? Absolutely. I think he has to.

Absolutely. He's going to be very, he's your suspect. Vrable probably, Vrabes, Coach Vrabes would probably be the most suspect. Like he would definitely see Tom Brady signing with him as a Trojan horse. I don't think Vrable wants Tom Brady. I think Vrable, like, cause they're boys.

They're like, it'd be weird for him to coach his bro. Yeah, but it'd just be bros. They'd probably just smack. Yeah. Listen, wouldn't want, I'll tell you what, I'm not, I don't want to be a Mikkel O'Bulture in Nashville if Tom Brady goes there. Like you handle the boys.

Bro, you handle the O, I'll handle the D. Yeah. Cheers. Right. I'm going to be like a coach on the field, coordinator slash quarterback, Tom Brady. I don't think, I think that Mike Vrable looks at quarterbacks the same way that he looks at kickers.

And the same way that Mike Zimmer looks at quarterbacks, which is I'd rather just have a guy that doesn't create headlines, doesn't get, like doesn't make too many mistakes. And just trust my defense. Where's the, where's the best place? Are we going to do this every time? Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, dude, what do you want to talk about? The coronavirus more? I mean, if Tom Brady is going on the coronavirus, then he'll probably just play for the chargers because they don't have any fans at their games. The Vikings. Oh, actually the Bucks. I don't like your mocking tone.

Yeah. What do you mean, Hank? I thought we were doing that thing again. I don't like your mocking tone. What thing? Words the craziest place. Okay, fine. All right, let's do guys on chicks.

Okay. Uh... Sorry that your boyfriend is finally on the market for the first time. You don't know how to react to it. Sup, wide dog, Mr. 35 and honk. My family and I had a big trip planned for over a year to go to Greece this summer,

but now with coronavirus, we're not sure what to do. Do y'all think we would be okay going? Yeah, if you don't mind not coming back. What's the, what's... And I don't mean that like in a death sense. I just mean like there might be quarantines. And so if you, I can think of worst places to spend an extra month in Greece.

What's the plan like? Are we really doing the, I can't go somewhere in July? Is that what we're doing? I'm actually asking. I'm not. Is that how it is working already? I already started shopping for tickets to Italy in July.

It's quite cheap right now. They're very cheap. Yeah. 400 round trip. I just don't understand like are we, it feels, and maybe I will look back and think this is the dumbest thing I ever said, but it feels like sometime around July,

people were like, well, probably should have planned a vacation. I was kind of stupid of us. Always. Always have one in the chamber. Always be vacationing. ABV. You should get that as a tattoo.

My boyfriend keeps saying this is March and he owns all these weird shirts with college basketball coaches on them. I think he thinks they are his friends. They are. How do I make him get real friends? You don't need real friends in March. Nope.

You need your television and Bill Rafter. And your bracket, which is already busted. Hi, mini fridge PFT shared Big Ten Champ Cat. Thank you. And the PMT boys. By the way, Wisconsin, I don't know if you saw this fact, but the first time a team has ever won the big, a share of the Big Ten Championship

with no first or second team Big Ten players. Yeah, you guys came in first in the Big Ten, right? We did, technically. My boyfriend is obsessed with making jokes about infecting me with coronavirus. He will open mouth cough on me or near me. That's funny. Or touch things in public and rub his hands on me.

That's a classic gag. I tell him to stop, but he says I just don't get it. Right. What should I do? Don't get it. Yeah, you should get a better sense of humor because he's hilarious. Yeah.

You know what a great joke is? I did this yesterday. I was in the elevator with a friend and I go, hey, have you gotten rid of that cough that you've been having recently? It was a packed elevator. Which you just stole the, you stole the joke from the guys that choked on you.

Well, my joke was a little bit different. Right. Their joke was they were actually coughing and they told me they had coronavirus. You, I think you should hit those people up and be like, hey, I've been using your material. China's been stealing our IP for years and years. So now I'm fair plays turnaround.

They're big. We know, it really is all the guys that checks questions were just corona related. I mean, it's taken over everything. Isn't the corona a part of the penis? I took a human sexuality course. I think the corona, the coroner. The coroner's who you go see after you get coronavirus.

It's like an object for your soul. We know coronavirus can be spread through saliva but can it be spread through a butt? Yes. I.e. is eating ass now safer than kissing. I think the blood. Please discuss. The butt is the easiest hole to get any disease through.

Yeah, I would say stay away from that if you're trying to fuck around with someone who's got corona. All holes, no go. Acid and season temporarily delayed. Imagine being someone who has just a regular flu. That sucks. To be like this, I have to be quarantined. Yeah, it's like I drove a white van

during the DC sniper episode. Right, that's bad. It's tough, it's like it's not me. Oh shit, we got a follow up. So remember the girlfriend who had her friend to get a messy break up with her boyfriend so she moved in with her and then stayed for three months? Yeah.

Follow up, I haven't even read this yet. She's got corona. This is a fresh read. My best friend was the one who had a messy break up and asked to crash my house for a bit which ended up being three months. So she finally moved out but is now back in relationship with her shitty boyfriend.

Me and my housemates found out when she was staying with us she'd lie about where she was going and go and see him. She says she's happy now and things are much better. Should we be mostly pissed or mostly supportive? I think she needs to move out of the house again. But then that's the thing. Then she moved back in with the person. But she's seeing him anyways, right?

I think you have to be like, you know what, he's not that bad for you. And just let that happen. That's one of those rules where if I'm taking you in because you're trying to end a relationship with a guy that you didn't like and then you're still seeing that guy that you didn't like, you've forfeited your rights to my bedroom

that I'm renting out to you. What you really should do is move and don't tell her that you moved. And be friends with her and speak your mind but just don't tell her that you moved. All right, last one. What's up boys, especially bad-eyed PFT? My boyfriend's friend has a dog that is named Regan.

Regan. And the dog is a boy. We all make fun of him because it is a girl's name but he claims it's for Ronald Reagan. Is it a terrible name for a male dog would love to hear your guys input? I think anyone naming any of their pets after Presidents is a terrible name.

Big red flag. Yeah, that's especially, yeah, that's a weird one. Unless you name it after Clinton and he's just got a boner all the time. Or if you named it also if you named the dog Garfield because that's funny and a little like a fat guy named Slim. But yeah, what, keep going? What?

Shitty name. Yeah, just bad name for a dog. Doesn't matter if it's a guy. Regan's not even a girl's name. It's really hard to fuck up a guy dog name. Like it really is. You can name a dog, a boy dog, anything. Anything, literally.

Frank. Larry. Dunn. Great. Tommy. Bench. I mean, it's anything works where you bench. I'm just looking around the room.

Bench is awesome. Shout out to Trey Wingo from Anchorage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying things that I say. Purell. Yeah. The dog. Great dog.

Creed. All these names work. Uh-huh. Look at the bobbleheads. Just don't. Ron, Devin, Mike, Khalil, Vince, Shaq. Although it- Damon, John, Power Shift.

If you named your dog Power Shift, that would be pretty cool. It is kind of a smart move if you have a daughter and you're one of those like overbearing fathers that wears the t-shirts that they get at Boardwalks and say like, if you date my daughter, I'll shoot you. It's a good idea to name your daughter after a president that nobody would want to fuck. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, like Taff. Well, probably also Clinton. Yeah, Clinton. And yeah, Taff. Franklin. Fat ass Taff. Do you think Franklin could get it? Franklin.

Dude, Franklin was- Franklin fucked. Yeah, STDs. He invented STDs. Grover Cleveland. Yeah, Grover is my- That guy, no one cares about that guy. This is my daughter Grover.

James Polk. This is Buchanan. Yeah, who cares? James Polk, who cares? Actually, Buchanan kind of sounds hot. Yeah, Buchanan's actually a good name. Yeah, Buchanan's a great name. That's actually like a really hot name.

Okay, I'm going to follow that one away. Like Buchanan goes to Ole Miss, and she's in the hottest sorority. Absolutely. She's got seven different colors of lip gloss that all look identical to you, but she knows which ones go with her boots. All right.

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