Pardon My Take - Super Bowl 54, The Chiefs Are Champs + Gardner Minshew

Episode Date: February 3, 2020

The Kansas City Chiefs are Super Bowl Champions. Andy Reid finally won the big one and will celebrate with an enormous Cheeseburger. Patrick Mahomes is the face of the NFL and the youngest SB MVP Quarterback in history. We recap the ads, the halftime show, is Kyle Shanahan a choker and Michael Wilbon got horny online (2:37 - 32:37). Who’s back of the week, Tom Brady and Danny Boy Cane (32:37 - 53:37) . Our friend Gardner Minshew joins the show to talk about his RV trip, his first year in the league and whether or not he’s a potential BlakeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Welcome to part of my take presented by the Cash App. Go download it right now. Use code Barstool. You get $10 for free. $10 to ASPCA. Today is Monday, February 3rd, Super Bowl 54. I'm going to lose my voice. More than it is. In the 305, the big dolly dolly dolly. Where Andy Reed was looking to steal Jimmy Buffett, Garoppolo's cheeseburger and paradise. Kyle Shanahan didn't want to be accused of choking away the game with a big lead. So he went into halftime with a tie. The halftime show had little booms standing at attention. If you know what I mean, Tige, and the game really kicked off in the fourth quarter when the Niners up 20 to 10 ran the Kyle Shanahan up in a Super Bowl offense to full effect.

The Chiefs defense stood up late with help from this land is your land. This land is Bechard Breeland and the comeback was on. Playoff Damien has the kids column stumbled and bumbled in for the go ahead score and then tacked on another as even an earthquake couldn't stop this snake from slithering into the end zone. Andy Creed can finally embrace the Lombardi Trophy with arms wide open and his franchise quarterback wins his first of what should be many Super Bowl MVPs. We finished with that MVP Patrick Mahomes down on the sideline. Patrick, thanks for kicking it down to me. Don't you worry, I'm going to Disney World with Goofy Mickey Donald and Daisy Duck. This was a roller coaster of the season. I want to thank my good buddy Andy Reed. I'm sure I'm

going to be seeing an early at the cure to breakfast every day. Hey, Andy, I hope they make your gold jacket a magic time behind my apron says Hall of Flame for your legendary cookouts. Coach, I love the single wing play call out there. That's not so special. I call that one the KC Masterpiece because I don't know if you saw her dance moves, but we all had the sauce on a real note. I'd like to thank all our fans. I love you guys. Big cat. Thanks for coming out. You can take that however you may. Chiefs 31 49ers 20 and that's it. Those are your Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs hailing from Kansas. The state of Kansas. Embrace debate. Is Kansas in Kansas or Missouri? Listen, there are Kansas City Chiefs fans in Kansas and in Missouri, but that is your Super Bowl Super Bowl

54. Andy Reed is finally a Super Bowl champion. Patrick Mahomes wins his first Super Bowl title of what should be many Super Bowl MVP, but the story and we'll get to the chiefs, but the story for right now Tom Brady will be a raider. Yeah. Holy shit. The 49ers kind of blew that one. So they were up 20 to 10 and uh, well, the game came down. It really did come down to one play. I know that no game really comes down to one play, but the chiefs are third and 15 on their own 35, seven minutes left and down 10 and Patrick Mahomes makes an unreal play to Tyree kill where he was under pressure all night, bomb the Tyree kill that basically decided the game and the 49ers are going to sit and be like, Holy shit, we had it up 10 with seven minutes left. Right. You know,

in that situation where if you stop them there, they're probably going to have to punt and if you can run the ball and get a few first downs, the game's all, all pretty much over and Kyle Shanahan now I'm not going to call him a choke artist because he's an unbelievable coach. It's disrespectful to artists, but his last two Super Bowls now 28 to three and 20 to 10 with seven minutes left. That's got to be tough to live with. Uh, yeah, it is, but the chief's offense has done this all year long and they did it in the playoffs. This is what his third double digit comeback or the chief's third double digit comeback that they've had since the playoff started. So like just because they're behind 10, that's not that big of a deficit when their offense can

get down the field that quickly. Uh, Pat Mahomes obviously had some struggles in this game. I think he probably played the worst three quarters of his entire season pressure in the first three quarter. Not only was he under pressure, yeah, that's part of it, but he was also just making some ugly throws missing guys like the interception that he had. That wasn't really because of pressure. That was because he just didn't see a line back. That was a straight frustration throw. Yeah, he's like, I'm just going to throw it to this guy as hard as I can and hope it works and it didn't work. I mean, I think that the Niners lost it much earlier than you do. I think that they really lost the game in at the end of the second quarter when it was 10, 10. Well, yeah. And Kyle

Shanahan, that was the more puzzling thing for me than the end of the game. I don't think that Kyle really choked away the fourth quarter. I think that he just didn't play aggressively enough at the end of the first half. Oh, yeah. And that does two things. So one, it prevents you from getting points, you know, potentially at the end of that half, obviously, if you're not going to try to run any plays. But two, I feel like it also sends a message to your team that you don't trust your guy. You don't trust your quarterback to make big throws at the end of a half. And he didn't at the end of the game. And he didn't at the end of the game. I think that like it takes a little bit of the wind out of it. Like you have to be thinking if you're in that Niners locker room

around that Niners sideline at the time, like what are we doing? They even showed John Lynch up in the booth trying to call time. By the way, I think that owners and general managers should be able to call timeouts from the booth. I think that'd be great. A nice little addition to the game. Just get it. Yeah, get in the game. But like everyone knew that that that what he was doing didn't make any sense because the Chiefs are that good at scoring points. You need to 10, 10 is not a comfortable place to be at. Even though Kyle Shanahan said I feel good at 10, 10. So that I agree with that. The only thing that we should also mention then is that the George Kittle pass interference was true kind of a bullshit call. And now he was deciding to play the way that he

played, you know, well before that by not calling a timeout when the Chiefs are ready to punt. And you're right because the Chiefs coming to that game in the first half, Andy Reed's going for it. He went for it twice on fourth down. The 49ers are kicking field goals, thinking they can beat the Chiefs with field goals, not pushing it at the end of the half, being content with a 10, 10 tie when you have three timeouts. And I guess if you wanted to play devil's advocate, you'd say, well, if we don't get a first down, the Chiefs who also have three timeouts are the more explosive offense of the two. But still, you have to you play to win the game. Hello, you play to win the game. And Kyle Shanahan didn't play to win the game in that moment. But but even with that,

up 20 to 10, that's, I mean, that's got a fucking kill. And I'm sure there's nine or fans who are, if you're most nine or fans, I would hope would just shut off all media for the next like three weeks. But if you are listening to this podcast right now, let me just say it again, 20 to 10 was seven minutes left. Fuck. Fuck. It's brutal. If you're in a nine is fans position right now, do you actually go off the grid? Or you'd say, because sometimes you go off the grid. Oh, boy, I just I'd say that I'm not going to watch any TV on Monday. I'm not going to watch any of the morning shows. And it's tough for me to not watch Mike Greenberg when I need to know what his opinions and takes are. And like what his wife was saying to him in the fourth quarter when he

was falling asleep. I can't do it. No matter what a heartbreaking loss it is. If it's a game seven where the penguins beat the capitals, no, I will still ESP doesn't show hockey. They don't show hockey, but you're fine. But I will still watch something because there's a sadistic part of being a sports fan. No, that has to go through the misery. I'm sure nine is fans right now. They're listening. I'm sure there are the majority. You have to just turn it off. You have to shut it all off and just pretend that this game didn't happen. You literally just go through work. You go through your week pretending that football didn't exist for the entire season because you're up 10 with seven minutes left and you don't come away. Super Bowl champions and Andy Reed was aggressive.

But at the end of the day, I'm sure there's going to be like the nerd revolution, which of course it's good for the sport. And I lean many times on the side of analytics. We'll say, well, look at the chiefs. They pass more than any team in the NFL this year. This is the future of the NFL. Well, guess what? It also is the future of the NFL when you have the best quarterback in the league. That is a good way to build a franchise. Get the best quarterback and let him be the best quarterback. And that's what Patrick Holmes is. Right. If you had taken this exact same game plan and aggressiveness, except with, I don't know, Mitchell Trebisky at quarterback instead of Pat Mahomes, it probably wouldn't work out. You're the lowest common denominator on Twitter. I'll put it this

way. I'll put it this way. What if you just switched quarterbacks and you ran the exact same offenses? I actually think that the Niners would win with Pat Mahomes at quarterback. What do you mean would? They would kill him. What I'm saying is like, even if you only let Pat Mahomes throw the ball like eight times a game and still ran that rushing offense, but I do love the take that this game was the battle for the future of the NFL because the offensive structure of both teams are so different and how they go about things like one's the running game, the other's the passing game. But the 49ers passed. But they passed today. They passed today. But I just like the fact that some people are framing it like this is pounding you in the face football for the

Niners. And on the other side, we've got the sudden offense in the Chiefs. No, see, I don't, I disagree with that. I think both teams, there's a good chance that both teams get back to the Super Bowl. Well, yeah, I don't see it as that way. The AFC Championship game was that because it was more of a old school run style with the Titans. The 49ers are not like, that's not old school. That's not Kyle Shanahan being like, we're going to run the ball because passing is too risky. He's running the ball because he schemes up great run plays. So I don't see that as an old school smash mouth football. They're just exceptional at running the football. Jimmy G though had, he had the chance that passed to manual Sanders. Manual Sanders was open with like a minute and 50

left. They're down four and they throw the deep bomb. He was there. He hits that pass. We're talking about a completely different game. We're talking about Jimmy Garoppolo probably being Super Bowl MVP. Instead, we're sitting here. Patrick Holmes rightfully so best quarterback in the NFL MVP. And we forgot to mention playoff Damian playoff Damian as everyone calls everyone calls him playoff Damian playoff Damian. He ended up with 104 yards of touchdown and he had 29 additional yards and touchdown in the passing game. You can't you cannot discount playoff Damian. I was shocked that he didn't get the MVP just on reputation alone. I love the show box like as they call as they call them playoff Damian. That's what the hell calls a playoff. Terrible nickname. It should

be either playoff D or big game Dame. Right. But now I'm playing now all in on playoff. So bad. It's good. We should just make it. We should make a shirt that says just playoff Damian period dash Joe Buck playoff Damian. So that's his legendary. That's his sign off call for this game. I'm so happy for Andy Reed. I mean he was already a Hallfammer but this really cements it and he's going in as a chief. I would imagine probably going in as a chief and all the losses all the jokes which again that one play in the fourth quarter Patrick Holmes making that pass before that play there were definitely some shades of the Donovan McNabb Drive where it was a little earlier in this game. You know there's seven minutes left but they had no pace. They had no

urgency and then that play changes everything and Andy Reed is now considered rightfully so one of the best coaches in NFL history and has the championship to show for it and they'll probably be back in the discussion next year. I mean this is a team that's built for a long time. Both we don't know because Sammy Watkins might just chill out for you. It's true and Patrick Holmes has to get paid so much money. He has to get so much money. Patrick Holmes should get paid what Dax agent was faking putting out there as his offer. So I think they can actually pay him this year. I think it's like March this year is when they can officially pay him and it's going to be insane. Was it 45 40 million a year. I don't know. I have no idea. I mean Russ is number one right

now at 32. So it's got to be at least 35. I'd say probably around 40. I don't know how much I don't know how much more you can pay but low to catch up. Yeah. He's he deserves everything. Absolutely. He's unbelievable. Watch this. Max Kellerman said he's the greatest quarterback to ever live. No he's the greatest football player to ever live. Period. That's what Max Kellerman said. What is Ron Jaworski saying about it. I know that because our boss Dave Portnoy was had that clip ready to go when he thought the Niners were going to win. This is why this is why ESPN has fallen off so far in the last like two and a quarter years just coincidentally in that time frame. Yeah. No particular event happened two and a quarter years ago but it used to be that if Ron Jaworski

said something like that they get a week's worth of content out of discussing it and then having people invite him on their other shows to debate him and all that. Max Kellerman said it and it was like if a tree falls in the forest and makes a shithead take and no one's round to discuss it didn't ever even happen. Right. Exactly. So Patrick Mahomes. I mean who knows he could end up with six seven rings. Yeah. By the end of his career if he stays healthy. Ten rings. Probably I think what we're seeing is we're going to get we're going to get someone who says something like well no like that. No put this over under eight rings for Patrick Mahomes. Put this on a quote board right now because I truly believe this. I truly believe that Patrick Mahomes

is going to end up being the first quarterback to have double digit Super Bowl titles and MVPs. Whoa. Ten. Now I want I want to get invited on every single other Barstool platform. Ten for the rest of the week to discuss it. He's 24. Hey you know he's a young 24 too. He's as many Super Bowl rings as Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Interesting. And he's better friends with his brother than Aaron Rodgers. That's right now. We know that they're the ties that bind are closer. He's a more loyal guy. We were fire fire TikToks coming out. What happens with Jimmy G. So Jimmy G is going to definitely get a lot of criticism after this game. This playoff run he wasn't asked to pass a lot in their wins. He was asked to pass a lot tonight. He threw a couple of interceptions. He misses

Emmanuel Sanders. He misses George Kittle on a easy first down that kind of stalled that drive that would have put them up even more. I still think he is especially with the structure of this team. I mean you just got to a Super Bowl with him. The haters will come out and say that when the game is on the line you need the quarterback to make those big throws. He's not going to be there for you. So do you if you're John Lynch. I think they can actually walk away from almost all his money after this year. Do you this off season. Yes this off season. The way his deal is structured. Do you bring Tom Brady home for two years. Hank. I mean if you could that would probably you thought I was going to go the Hulu ad. You thought I was going to talk about the Hulu ad in Tom Brady's

picture or like two or something. Yeah I did a Hezboi on you. Let's bring it up that way. I mean if you could that'd be great. Good grid for the 49ers. I don't think it's going to happen. Yeah so yeah it probably won't. Do they do they try to make a swap with Kirk Cousins and just say like hey that is who Kyle Shanahan wants to we wanted originally make a swap. You like hey both these guys make a lot of money. It's not working out as well as we had hoped maybe. I just want to say for the record I do like Nick Mullin or Nick Mullins. Which one's the guy on come town and which one's the guy that plays quarterback. Nick Mullins as the quarterback but but we saw him last year. I thought he's pretty good. He was OK. He was OK. Jimmy G is OK. Yeah Jimmy G was a little

better than OK for most of the year. So you're already going to the backup. No I'm just saying like I'm I like Nick Mullins. You're just going to throw throw him out go to the backup. Here's my evaluation Nick Mullins. I went into a Thursday night football game being like oh this game might suck because it was Nick Mullins against another backup and then Nick Mullins looked cool and then Brett Favre called him on the phone after the game. True. And I was like OK I like this guy's I like him too. I just don't know if it would be like hey here's the keys to the whole blow it all up. Yeah blow the entire thing. Take this thing and go Nick. I honestly think that both these teams could very well be back in a Super Bowl next year. Yeah. But like I said like he's he's

an unbelievable coach and he's you know what he does with this team is fantastic. But this is how sports work. You lose a Super Bowl. You lose two Super Bowls in a row and he wasn't the head coach but the Falcons 28 to 3 panic was partially due to him. He starts to get that that this is just how any read has had this for 20 years. Now it's the passing of the torch. Big time choker. Kyla has a little unfair that he was just a coordinator for the first game. A little people are being like this is combined. He would love both of them but only one of them. He was the head coach. He was being too aggressive with the play calls in that Falcons one and you knew that it wasn't Dan Quinn that was over right. Dan Quinn would have kicked that field goal on first down instead

of trying to get any more yards. So I think he kind of gets that because he was very clearly the offensive guy there where Dan Quinn was in charge of the defense and now he's you know obviously still calling offensive plays here. So they do have a so his 20 Jimmy Garoppolo's 2020 contract becomes fully guaranteed on April 1st but they have an hour out before that. That almost seems like it could be a psych date too since it's April Fool's Day. Yeah. No this is crazy though because it's as if you look at his contract the 2020 salary was guaranteed for injury. He's healthy right now. So he they have essentially can if they want to which would be a wild wild move. A guy who you just went to the Super Bowl with but they can theoretically walk away from him

before April 1st. I wouldn't say they're they should. I don't think they should. No I don't think that is going to be a discussion for the next two months. So get ready for it. Let's continue to have it. I'm not taking anything off the table. Maybe a trade. Maybe a trade straight up Jimmy G for playoff Damian. I don't know. You got to keep you got to keep playoff Damian for those four games in January off Damian. What a beast. Mr. January right there is what a beast. The big Aquarius. So real quick. Yeah. It's time. I think we should have a discussion about Kyle Shanahan. Just the name Kyle is that to chill of a name. Not a great name to chill of a name to have that real throat mentality. Maybe he needs to reach his natural

destination of being a Kyle who just bangs monsters all the time. Yeah or a Kyler Kyler. Yeah he can be a Kyler Kyler would be a little cooler better. Yeah if he just if he got into riding BMX bikes and begging monsters to it rail grinds. Yeah exactly. He's Kyle is way too chill out of a name. I and Andy on the other side of the name coin is just like your best friend. Yeah. I've never met a shithead. Yeah it's true. It's very true. So other parts of the game other things we can discuss Fox deciding to just go with an entirely new graphics package which I didn't mind Super Bowl. I didn't mind the cartoons were foolish and silly. That is a Super Bowl. This is a man's game. It is. No you you know that you'll look back like if they replay that game in five

years and they show those cartoons after each touching thing what were they thinking. Right. It did look almost like a little bit of who's the guy that draws the boondocks. That guy. They may they might have used that guy. Yes. But I didn't mind the graphics package overall besides the animation stuff. The only thing I didn't like it was tough to find the timeouts. The Super Bowl. You can't do that. Timeouts were hard to find. I don't like change. That's probably why Andy Reid only burned two of them throughout the entire game is because he couldn't find them either. And then on the field the yellow line we need to talk about. Oh my god the nightmare. It was an absolute disaster in the second half. There were like five plays in a row

where the yellow line was off by yard and it really it threw me off comically off. I didn't know what was going on. Was I watching a football game. There was no green zone to tell me where it should be. Yes. So otherwise it was a good broadcast. The halftime show was erotic. I would say there was a lot of like seven and eight and nine year old kids who realized some things watching the the Tuckuses bounce around. That was quite a halftime. Very Miami but quite a halftime show. And I think butts are officially back. No pit bull. No pit bull. It was disgraceful. No pit bull. Pit bull right now is putting together a hit list. Not of his not like a playlist of all his great songs but actually like a list of people that need to be killed

for not inviting him to that half in his own city. He's the he did the weird concert outside the stadium where a bunch of people who can't go to the game stand there and like be like why am I watching a pit bull concert at three o'clock in the afternoon. He did that. So who is the new Mr. 305. I don't know who is the king of Miami. Imagine Dragon show basically. Yeah. Is it is it DJ Khaled because at least he was in a commercial J. Butt. J. Butt might be the new Mr. 305 because that's Marlins man number player in terms of rankings in the NBA that he is right now. OK. Marlins no Marlins man didn't even go to the game. Well it's his city. Yeah they weren't going to show him on TV. He had to feed his cats. You know he loves Kansas City. He'll be at the

parade. We also had for a halftime show. Yeah. Horniest guy. Michael will bond disagree. What did Michael will bond say. He said best halftime show ever by far. And I'm a prince fanatic. But this is unequaled Lordy. The Lordy is I got my pants out. I got my pants off and I'm cranking it right now. That Lordy. That Lordy means shit. Like Michael will bond was undressed when when J. Lo started bouncing her booty around. That is great. I can't wait. I can't wait for Michael will bond to describe the halftime show to Tony Kornheiser tomorrow who definitely didn't stay up to see it. No chance. But he's going to be like Tony. Their butts were all out there. It was incredible. First one of them did a shake. Then the other one

did a shake. It was awesome. OK. So fair enough. Actually say one that what you just heard that was part of the interruption. So yeah. Yeah. You're listening to the right show. Jeb Bush's had I guess he had a very horny halftime take to he said best Super Bowl halftime show ever. Periods and sometimes left less is more when it comes to describing that because like you know he can't he can't be left handed typing left hand. He can't be like look at you know what I said to the booty cheeks please clap. Yeah. Like he had he has to play it cool. He's got a family that's watching this stuff. He can't say Lordy. It's funny watching the older guys because I'm not going to say they don't know what porn is. I'm going to say they probably don't watch porn

anymore because they like ruin too many computers and phones. Yeah. Like James Brown. Yeah. James Brown watched that. I was going to say like Dean Norris just accidentally tweeting sex gifts instead of tweet instead of doing a tweet search for. Yeah. James Brown watched that and was like holy shit. I might have to get back on my bullshit. What was the James. OK. I got it. Sexy little brunette bitch sucking and fucking her personal trainers. Big cock. That was James Brown's tweet. A tweet hall of fame in 2017. But that's my robot was watching that and just being like Lordy. He probably rewound in told everyone to leave the room. Lordy. The Lordy is excessive. That's an excessive Lordy. The Lordy means things. Can he name drop anything about that

halftime show though. He can't. It would be great for him if he is at some point met J Lo. Yeah. So you'd be like when I met J Lo she was good looking but I didn't know she had all that. Right. Lordy. He probably like I haven't seen a booty like that since Charles Barkley grabbed 25 rebounds in 1995. Some bullshit like that. Lordy. I haven't seen a booty like that since Janet Jackson came to my birthday party. Lordy. Lordy. No you're right because what we are seeing is older guys getting slightly better at being horny online and not going knowing when to say when. Right. So this new generation it's you're making it harder on us content creators to harvest your mistakes your horny mistakes for jokes. So I appreciate that. All right. Super Bowl commercials

we had Google try to make us feel better about the fact that they've remembered everything we've said for years and years and years. Yeah. The was that at Alzheimer's the woman had Alzheimer's. They were basically doing the notebook but instead of her husband writing to her every day it was just like Google remembers all the shit that you said right for your entire life and everyone isn't that romantic. Right. Everyone was like oh my god that's so sad and crying but then probably because our brains have been ruined by the internet we just sat there making jokes like yeah so they clearly have like all of her nudes too. Oh yeah. What was your name Loretta. Yeah. Yeah I guess it's a real story so they really went over the top. Now I can't. No I still don't

feel bad. They've stolen everything from us. They've stolen our faces like I get the thought process here and it actually is nice for anyone who might have Alzheimer's or dementia to have that but that doesn't really like helping out some senior citizens remember have some memories in your machines doesn't erase the fact that you also have everything we've ever purchased and everything every conversation we've ever had in our identities and you sold it all to like tracking websites in China. Right. You know what else like memorizes every single thing about someone would be a pencil and a paper and just writing it down. That would also do it. OS for life. It is funny that we're thinking. I actually have the voice right now for we're

thinking old school OS for life. How sweet is it. We look at like a computer being nice and it makes us feel nice and romantic inside. We're like oh my god the machines that artificial intelligence. Yeah that is a real panty dropper machines really did it. University of Wisconsin saved dogs. No big deal. Yes. We did make it to the big time and then the only other ones I remember is the Bill Murray. That came out earlier in the day. I don't hate Bill Murray. No you hate him. I actually thought you hate him. You hate Drake own it. No I don't hate Bill Murray at all. I hate I hate the Bill Murray industrial complex where every time Bill Murray does something it's like this is funny. Click on this article about Bill Murray really hated this Bill Murray stole an

old lady's purse on the streets of Charleston South Carolina classic gag. Yep. So you hated this ad. No I didn't I didn't mind this one because the groundhog was pretty cute. Right. That fat bitch. We got we got spring early spring baby. Yeah early spring. That was rude of me to call him a fat little bitch. Yeah. I would look like a fat little bitch. You should not call anyone a fat bitch. Well he looked like a fat little bitch. But he we got spring baby. Yeah springs back. Go Phil. Andy Reed gets to put on his short six weeks early. Dude how much food is he going to eat. Hmm. Like this is I'm so excited to watch Andy Reed enjoy this. Does he even drink. I don't think he doesn't drink is right. He converted to more realism for the Poon Tang. He did say

after the game he said he's going to celebrate by having a double cheeseburger. Oh yeah. So that's Andy. It's great because this is a classic fat guy move where it's like well I'm not drinking so I can eat double. Mm hmm. Like I didn't have a beer. He's been like that his whole life. Right. But this is double double. You know what he's going to do a shit load of shots of milk. Did you see that story about how much he loves milk. Oh yeah. So and he wrote back story throwback story back today. Packer coach likes his milk. It was the headline break. This is classic Wisconsin news showing his strength and farming contest Green Bay Packer assistant coach Andy Reed won the milk drinking competition Saturday at June Dairy Day after downing 29 double shots of milk.

Second place was a Wisconsin Rapids radio announcer who had 27. So yeah. Shout out Andy Reed legendary milk drinker. He also they used to do they used to do some sort of fundraiser for I think it was BYU back in the day where they would send their coaches out to sell hot dogs and whoever was the best hot dog salesman end up getting like a little prize little bonus was a fundraiser for the university for the football team and Andy Reed would always dominate in the sales course but nobody ever thought like hey maybe and he's just like buying eating a mall buying hot yeah just like oh shit time to pay the fiddler. Shout out to Aaron Boone by the way. He predicted the exact score before the game. That's kind of impressive. He said it's six o'clock

for what it's worth. I'm going with Chiefs 31 20. So that's a win for the Yankees. Definitely. So pinstripe he gets one pinstripe one pinstripe for correctly actually should should Andy Reed get pinstripes for that for coming through for his manager letting a very very slimming. I like that. So who who won the Super Bowl ads. I'm just going to Google that and I'll tell you who won it. It doesn't even feel. Two words aren't real anymore. Like they're not the commercials don't matter as much because you watch them on your phone. Yeah. You watch them all beforehand. The Tom Brady one. You want to you want to mention that one. You called that Hank. That was going to be my who's back of the week but Tom Brady is back.

Not only as we said on the show was that picture and advertisement for Hulu. He said he's not going anywhere in the advertisement and then it came out report came out today that the Patriots are willing to pay him 30 million dollars a year which would make him the second well besides Patrick Holmes and Patrick with the third highest quarterback and he basically just told that he told them that he just wanted them to go get more receivers which I don't see why they won't do that. So I'd rather they spend the money on weapons. I feel good about yeah you would. I feel good about Brady coming back. And so now so instead of buying shady apartments for your players who already have weapons he just wants them to go out and buy the weapons. Got him.

Cut out the middle. That was like 2.75 breasts. That wasn't even a pun. Well but it was a word play. It was just an indictment of the weapons and her name is of the front office. No it was it was it was really would treat something along. How dumb would Antonio Brown feel after getting himself cut from the Raiders and then Tom Brady goes and plays on the Raiders. Oh yeah that would be pretty stupid. Actually I don't think he ever feels dumb. I think he's no he's always pretty highly of himself. Yeah he's the best. He tweeted. Did you see the Instagram post where it was just a I think it was the holiday party for the Miami Dade Police Department and just said I'm sorry for offending any of you. So he's on the back. I actually do hope that he's getting

better because like as we've said for the last like year now he's he's been pretty fun. He cray cray he's cray cray cray. So okay I saw Jeff Darlington last week by the way. Yeah at the Super Bowl. Sitting close to anyone. I wanted to sit at a table right next to him. I was like hey you want to have a seat. You want to have a seat. Touching knees. I thought that was funny. All right before we get to our who's back anything else on the Super Bowl. Let's see. Orange orange Gatorade. Orange Gatorade. That was a big big surprise. Plot twist at the. That might have just been sun kissed though. Yeah he probably had his own for Andy or just straight up orange juice. I can see him doing that. Or just liquefied Cheetos dust. Yeah so the purple the purple smoke was well it was supposed

to be the 49ers but then there was the rumor that it was for Kobe as well didn't happen. Any other. Oh the Patrick Mahomes rushing bet. So that was the biggest loss if you had the over 35 and a half yards at the end he was taking knees but he was going further than just one yard back. Yeah he was trying to milk the clock a little bit. Right so he ended up with I think 30 rushing yards. He lost 15 rushing yards. Oh my god. Only on needles and the over under was 35 and a half he finished with 29. Oh my god. So we could just take normal knees and it would have been fine. And normally I would say that doesn't really count as a bad beat because it's such a random prop but the Super Bowl is just random props. Everyone bets random props. So that is a bad

beat. Other big news tales never fails. Ever told you that last ever five years in a row. Dynasty. Yeah. Should we start talking about a dynasty for tales. I think we do. I mean that's that's significant. They should they should put tales in the Hall of Fame heads has no defense for tales. Huge night for tales including Shakira and Jaila. Lordy Lordy Lordy. Hips don't lie in Lordy. Lordy is the horniest way to say I'm so so erect right now as a 50 60 year old man. When you say Lordy you're definitely wiping sweat off your brow with a handkerchief out of your suit. That like a nice one. Yeah it matches your tie. It's your come rag. You're also wiping your handkerchief with Lordy is pretty bad. I'd say the number one way of just showing horniness is still like doing

the howling like a wolf and scratching your foot on the ground thing grunting. Yeah that's gonna be tough. Okay. No there was there was something else I was gonna talk about in this game. There was Terry Bradshaw forgot how to talk for a second. Well that's you that's normal. Yeah that's pretty normal. Is should we have the debate whether or not Patrick Mahomes is the face of the NFL. He already said it's from our Jackson. Yeah but I mean that's it's Mahomes. It is 100% Mahomes. He's the voice of the NFL. He's everything of the NFL. He is the guy. I mean Max Kalerman already said the greatest football player to ever live. Honestly if he ends his career with the only one Super Bowl MVP he'd be Aaron Rodgers. Fraud. Fraud. I'm already putting good. I'm putting him on a

fraud watch right now. So you mean Aaron Rodgers is a fraud. Right now. Good. Right now Patrick Mahomes is still a fraud. He needs to get to at least seven until I take him off my F word list. Yeah so he yeah he's going to he'll be back there many many many times 24. Could you imagine being a chief fan right now. Now this is me just hurting myself thinking about what the Bears could have. Could you imagine being a chiefs fan right now and saying we get this for the next 15 years. I don't know if you've noticed this but anytime a quarterback is good as a rookie you automatically hear the fan base and the media jump to the assumption that that player is going to be there for 10 to 15 years. He will be. That's like that's like the minimum that we're giving right now

and if you can show me like three quarterbacks in the NFL that have been great for between 10 and 15 years over the last like 20 years. I mean Tom Brady Tom Brady Peyton Aaron Rodgers Peyton Manning. How long is Peyton Manning on the Colts where was it like 12. Yeah. OK. Russell will get there. Russell will probably get there. He's eight right now. So I mean that's still seven. Yeah I know it's not everyone but this I would feel confident. I mean you already said double digit. Double digit minimum. Yeah. Maybe triple digits minimum minimum. I. So the real question then becomes how quickly does it take us to start hating chiefs fans. It's got to be soon. I don't know. I don't I don't know. It happens in all sports every single sport. If you win a

championship and you're guys awesome and you're going to hate you is like protecting them. OK. From being hateable. I think that what's first going to happen if I if I'm understanding like the avenues of hatred correctly is the first person you'll start to dislike is probably Travis Kelsey. Well Tyree Kale seems like a good call. Yeah. Good call. Good call. Tyree start. Tyree good call. Yeah Travis Kelsey will also he'll say something hilarious that will rub some people the wrong way. Right. Besides that they're a very likable team. Oh of course but come on. That doesn't matter. People like the Warriors. They did. I think this happens in all sports you're good for a long period of time. Everyone will hate you at the end. I think if they win

three consecutive Super Bowls everyone will hate them. Everyone will be sick of them. A lot of people will start to be sick of them. Although it'll if they win three consecutive Super Bowls that would mean that they would beat the Patriots most likely in the playoffs for the next two years. And I think that so many people are so sick of the Patriots that that would actually defuse some of the hate. I'm just saying get ready. I don't know when it's going to happen but it will eventually. And again Hank that's not I'm not attacking the Patriots. That's that's very true. That's how great the Patriots have been. Yeah. Okay before we get to who's back of the week a quick word from our friends at CBD MD. Everyone always talks about how important it

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to say that I'm going to resist the Kyle Shanahan isn't clutch movement. I'm going to be the first to say that I will embrace those. Kyle Shanahan is a choker movement. Is what? Is a choker? Okay well we will have that today. He brought back chokers. He might just not have the clutch gene. Chokers are back. Chokers different from it's tough to choke as a head coach. But he did it twice. 96.1. Sorry. One and a half times. One and a half times. One and a half times. He's still great head coach but you can't say if he gets a Super Bowl next year you don't think that'll be the number one storyline because it will be. Will he choke again. Yes. Absolutely. That's how sports works. Tough to choke twice. It is. Epstein did it.

Oh. He did. Yeah I know. Remember. Yes. Kyle said he felt good that it was tied at 10-10. I think Epstein did too. I think he died at 10-20. There it is. There you go. All right. Pifty your who's back. My who's back is USA Rugby. Okay. That's right guys. USA Rugby is back. We finished in third place this weekend in the seventh tournament in Sydney. Almost made to the finals. We had the ball at the final horn. It was tough. Unfortunate knock on call. But yeah it was good to see the boys get back onto the podium. We came in third place because we beat the third. We beat the fuck out of England in the in the bronze medal game. Okay. Nice. So yeah we're back big time. I think this is going to actually be the start of something great.

You think this is the moment that it all. I think this is when we go on a run. Great. I think so. We've been day one fans. Day one USA Rugby guys. Day one fans. My other who's back of the week is the NFL rigging things. Okay. Did you notice what happened on the coin flip today? Yes. Obviously tails happened. Yep. And then there was a defer call. And then was it the Niners that said okay we'll kick the ball. Chiefs. Chiefs said okay we'll kick the ball. And then the ref had to explain wait that means that you're going to kick off for both halves. And he was like no no we don't want to do that. We want to go ahead and we'll receive the ball then. So the NFL stepped in. I don't know if Sky Judge got in the ear or Mike Pereira got in

the ear of the official on the field and told them what to do. But if you were if you were a Niners fan you could say that maybe the game changed. You got absolutely screwed. Maybe it's under protest. Absolutely screwed. I agree with that. Okay. My who's back of the week. I got two as well. The first is animals making picks. I should have fucking followed Fiona the hippo who puked on the chief's logo. I didn't know what it meant at the time. Clearly it was take the chiefs. Yeah. Because of Kyle Shanahan as a choker. Right. So I think the same person texted you that has texted me. And they said it was tweeted. It was it was it was public. It was public. But the first I saw was when I got my initial reaction was I think that means that a hippo

picked the chiefs. No he did. Yeah. I think she I think she did Fiona. She she threw up on the chief's logo. And I saw a bunch of people saying this obviously means the Niners. I was like no no no no no no no no no. So yeah. A lot of animals throw up on things before they eat them again. I fucked that up. God damn it. And then my other who's back is Danny Boy Kane. So during the half time show Danny Boy Kane who if you don't know who he is he has one of the most legendary press conferences videos on the internet. Obviously a huge Miami Hurricanes fan. Now I heard that he might have the coronavirus. Nope. Not true. Not true. That's actually probably why he went private but not true. Okay. Does not have the coronavirus. Never had the swine flu. Never

attacked by a bear. At halftime he everyone else is looking at the booties going lordy. He says this halftime show is a perfect thing to show recruits what Miami is all about. So he's thinking about class of twenty twenty one recruits while everyone else is enjoying the booties. And that my friends is why Danny Boy Kane is the king and why every time there's a coaching search at Miami his name gets rumored to possibly be a candidate. Well this is also a big win for the you because technically this game was played at their stadium. Right. Miami football tweeted out like it's great to see the Super Bowl happening in our house that they run out from the Dolphins. That's recruits though. Yeah. That equals recruits.

Recruits see that night game at Hard Rock Cafe Stadium in Miami Gardens and they think that you might be back. And wait didn't you get who did they get recently. No idea. Tian Sanders. Not FSU. Who was it. Who was it Hank. Who was it. You got something that made him back. And this really makes him back. Ed Reid. Sorry. Ed Reid. He's their chief of staff. Yes. He'll go into the living room and show his Super Bowl ring. Yes. He went to. He went to. No. Yeah. Flacco. Was he on the 2000. Wait was he. No I don't think so. Might have been too early for him. Let's see. Damn. Might have. No he definitely won both. Is he a rookie. This is the part of my take. Well I mean it's it's the end

of the season. Football season ends. It's the end of the season. Our brains stop working. Yes. He did. He got both. He was a rookie. Super Bowl. No one Super Bowl. Damn. One Super Bowl. I was right. That sucks for Ed Reid. So he can go in with one Super Bowl. And a Miami National Championship ring. Yep. So there you go. That's what he does. Either way they use back. Danny Boykent's got them covered. PFT you want to do the ads real quick and then we're going to finish the show with Gardner Minshew. By the way we did a bunch of interviews in Miami. We got some great ones coming up. We got some ones that are non football as well. So get excited. Some big name guests coming up to a show new you soon. I'm surprised you didn't say

who's back XFL. He seemed really into the XFL. Well we have all week to do that. That's true. Yeah. I will give you my honest assessment of the XFL once I watch the game. I will tell you what. Here's what we'll do on part of my take. We'll do a little good cop bad cop for the XFL. You're not biased. You're going to be honest. Yes. I'm going to be biased. Okay. Because I feel like the more I talk it up the better likelihood I have to get that phone call from Oliver Luck. Okay. Got it. So they're doing exactly what they wanted to do. No because no because you're not going to do that. No. But if I'm honestly like it I'll tell you like it. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. If you think it's not going to be the one. I think I think it was the same thing.

AF last year. First week I was excited and then after that it fucking sucked and I didn't watch any of this college basketball zone. One great way to make you like the XFL is if Mark Tressman just gets the shit kicked out of him every week. Perfect. Yeah. Absolutely. I like that. My my first read is from a good company or good friends over at Peloton. You've probably heard of Peloton. It's a game changing cardio workout from the comfort of your own home. And now there's a way to try it for yourself with a new 30 day home trial with free pickup and full refund. It's a worry free way to see what life is like with the Peloton bike. If you ever wonder what your life would look like with the Peloton bike now you can try it yourself. It's great. I love

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it in the locker room after. So congrats to Patrick Mahomes, recurring guest, hopefully we'll get him back on. But yeah unbelievable run for them. Thanks for coming out chiefs. 50 million dollar man. I should make that a shirt. Thanks for coming out chiefs or this ain't it chiefs. Thanks for coming out chiefs. Then all the scores and they were down by double digits. Three times double digits that's crazy. That's crazy. Do you think anyone would buy a shirt if it was just your three tweets with Patrick Mahomes to liked? Right in the score though of when I tweeted it would be good. Yeah. This one I think I did like wait after their punt. Right after opening drive. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Okay. Love you guys. Love you guys. Love you guys. Love you

guys. I love you guys. Here's Gardner Minshew. All right we now welcome on recurring guests. Already been on. That's right. Gardner Minshew starting quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars and the hungriest man in the NFL Snickers award winner. They have a new commercial coming out Super Bowl. Also you can find it on YouTube. So my question is what's the bigger award fifth in the Heisman or Snickers hungriest man of the year. Well for fifth in the Heisman I didn't get a seventy five thousand dollar chain. Okay. I did get for this nicely for that. I guess just by the prize alone you'd have to say the hungriest players number one. Do they give you a replica that you can then put because I think it's going to charity right. Yeah. So this is

it's going to get auctioned off from November which is a cause that I chose. It's just bringing awareness to men's health issues mental health something I don't think it's talked about enough. So yeah it's for a good cause. So we need to get a chain. We need to get a replica chain that you can like have you can hang in your house. Yeah. And it's like here's fifth in Heisman here's Snickers. Yeah I think it's only like it's only like seventy five thousand dollars. It's like not a big deal. Not a big deal at all. Wait. What's the most expensive piece of jewelry you have. I got like a rubber band on right now. I got this from it was on a ski boot that I was running and tell you right. Okay. Wait. So you famously though

are good with your money. You drive an old Acura a beat up Acura. Not that. I mean not beat up. Okay. Well it's a beat up Acura. What are we talking about. Eleven. Okay. Eleven. Yeah. Did he change in there. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty boss. Did Ryan Pace ever see that car. I don't think so. Okay. Cause you probably would have been a Chicago bear if you got eyes on that car. Probably so. Cause he likes guys with bad cars. That's kind of how his draft process works. Are you not going to buy a new car now that you've you know getting a little like I don't think I need to. Like I mean it works. True. I got it. Does it. Oh it works. Okay. Get point A to point B. I had an RV for a month. That was you know. Yeah.

I ran that anytime I need it. You got the RV. You drove it. You drove it like across I-10 across the country basically. No. So we kind of took a crooked route. We went from Mississippi went duck hunting in East Texas to Austin Texas worked out of Permian High School in Odessa which was awesome where Friday Night Lights was. Who's Miles. Yeah. Telluride, Colorado, Las Vegas, Newport Beach, Scottsdale, Grand Canyon home. That's pretty sweet. So did you actually were you in charge of emptying out the gray water tank on your RV? So that's what we had a rule. The first person to use the bathroom has to clean out the bathroom. So we just ended up not using it the whole time. That's actually the best rule. So we

had our RV. Right. Yeah. So we had a ton of like just trucker bombs and yeah. Wait. So how many people did you go with? So there's two of my buddies. One from Washington State and then one was my roommate in junior college. Okay. So they had they were along for the ride. That's pretty sick. That's we've done some RV trips like long distances. There's no better way to like travel around America. It is. It's so nice. We got to see so much in like two weeks. Right. It was incredible. That's smart though because when you do have to empty out that gray water tank that's a life changing experience. You don't want to do that. You don't want to do that. You'll be seeing things for a while afterwards. Absolutely. All right. So you also found your first mustache. Yeah. Talk

about that. So that was I grew that at East Carolina. Had to shave it just because it wasn't didn't live up to the standard I wanted a mustache to be. So I had to shave it but it's still sad. It was it was two week of a week. I thought you were going to say like oh you know I thought I was going to get drafted by the Yankees. No no it was two weeks I had to shave it but I loved it. And there was obviously a connection there like I knew even then I knew I was supposed to wear a mustache. So I shaved it off into a little ziplock baggy and it's been on my bulletin board ever since and then I found the bulletin board the other day and I was like wow this this could really help somebody out. Yeah so what are you going to do with that because I was thinking I can't grow facial

hair. It's a problem on Facebook but like one of my heroes in life is Joe Buck and he spent a lot of time getting hair plugs. I don't know if they can do like mustache plugs. I don't know. If I could use your hair and just like embed it and maybe it'll seed my own facial hair. If they can do that you can have it. Okay. If you get approval for that like if you can get that surgery done then yes. Okay that means you have to hold on to it until we have final. It's at home and a safe. I have one key. There's two other people with keys you know. It's like a nuclear submarine. It's just like a nuclear code. It's protected. Okay no we can do it. We'll find a shitty doctor and stall him out. Yeah. Never get an answer. Eventually he's going to be like we'll be 60 years old and be like hey

can we just have it and be like sure. Wait what are y'all talking about over there. Nothing. Don't worry about it. You can't hear it through that hair. Did Coach Morone ever say like hey man maybe get a haircut because Coach Morone he is a Yankee fan. We've had him on many times. Good friend of ours. He's kind of a straight you know buzz cut type of guy. Has he ever taken a look at you and been like come on Gardner. Yeah he usually has something to say. Like you know usually I'll wear my shades and saddies like oh you know what are your cool guys like yeah we're actually meeting today all the cool guys. Right right you disgust him I can tell. He's like oh here we go again. But I think as a Yankee guy he has to respect the mustache. Yeah because that's I think that's

the only face way they can grow. Yeah I think he has a soft spot for the mustache. Okay you kind of got like Johnny Damon and a jam band vibes going on. Yeah I can see him like letting you pass. What about Coughlin. Did Coughlin ever look at you walk past and be like get a job. I thought Coughlin was going to hate me but like he just liked a guy that'll kind of like rib back and forth with him so we just kind of give each other crap and it was fun. Was that a whole weird situation not to get serious but like you know Coughlin obviously getting fired with a couple weeks left in the season was it was it weird in the locker room or were you guys like all right let's just finish this season out. No it was definitely it was definitely different like he's

the type of guy like you feel like when he's around like yeah he's such a presence you know. Yeah like finding you and everything. Yeah you're kind of on your toes a little bit. Right right and then the clocks that was the first thing anybody said that's all the first day we're just like wow the clocks are back. Really? That's seriously that was like the biggest thing like it was a huge deal in the building. So you moved the clocks forward 15 minutes after he was gone right. Just to normal time. To normal time. To be real people again. Yeah so that was interesting. That probably fucked with your head though because then you start show like I would I would definitely show up early. No I would start showing up late like did you notice that you'd walk into

a meeting like a minute late after the clocks. Right. Oh no I think I mean we're pretty much trained like you know Pavlovian dogs like we were there early. Even earlier than earlier. No it worked. It worked. I like that. I don't know if Big Cat shared this with you already but the first time we had you on the show you talked about how much you love football and how you took a hammer to your hand and tried to get a little medical red shirt going on. Didn't work. You weren't able to execute. That close. That close. I actually thought that you were a fake. I thought that you were not the real Gardner Minshew after you told that story. I was like we're being duped by somebody because this story is too perfect. It embodies the essence

of what I think Gardner Minshew is like to a tee. So I thought someone was setting us up and then it was like no that's just really who he is. You know I come on to your show. Give you I save this story for y'all. I appreciate it. I knew one day I was this is this is going to PMT. There's no better. There's no better form. And then you spit on my story. Call me an imposter. No no no it's not. It's actually the highest compliment I can give you. I was just like this after it was over I was just like this is too perfect. I don't know if we can run this. Okay and in PFT's defense the party's leaving out so this did for real happen to us one time which is a great connection to you. We had Mike Leach on the show and for some reason it was back when we were in our old

office. The radio lines got mixed up so someone calling into radio just was put through to our show and we interviewed a fake Mike Leach for like 15 minutes until we're like wait this isn't Mike Leach. Yeah so we're always like since that moment yeah we've had like the like five minutes into an interview we're like wait is this really who we think it is. So it's Mike Leach's fault. Yeah no it's a lot of things are his fault. What's the craziest coach Leach story you have. Actually do you have any stories that you saved just for PMT this time around. Dude I have one but it involves a buddy and he's not ready to like come out with a story. Okay so one day a code name. One day. Just say I did it. Yeah no so we can't do it but it's I'm telling you it's a

great story. That sounds awesome dude. Yeah no I'm telling you I cannot oversell like it is an incredible story. Awesome story. I want to see like USA Today write a report about this interview. Gardner Minch who tells part of my take he has great story. Yeah we're not ready to share that. I got a sixth story but it's not ready yet. But just promise you save it for us. Yeah okay so the coach Leach story what's your best coach Leach. See the best ones like I can't tell like you know usually. We'll turn off the cameras. Yeah okay we're off. No not like the best thing is just like day to day with Leach like if he like locks you in like one on one he'll start talking and he won't stop. So like in our quarterback room we have a rule like he's sitting at the head of

the table the screen's up there like if he starts telling a story everybody has to just turn and face the screen because if he locks in on somebody we're about to be 30 minutes late to practice. You know so we just can't give him an audience just have to tune him out and then eventually he'll realize oh wait I'm not talking to anybody and we'll get back with him and we'll be good. Yeah so that's typically you know kind of pro Leach handling right there. Is it weird he's going now to Mississippi State your home your home state and do you think he's gonna you know be successful there? No I think he'll do well. I always thought like at Mississippi State Ole Miss you have to do something different right because like you're not just gonna line up and beat Alabama

or LSU like you're just not gonna have the talent there. So I think it's a good fit. I was actually just up there like last weekend hanging out with everybody. So it's weird for me you know both my sisters go there which is awesome. That's right volleyball right? Yeah you know so I'll get to see them a good bit which I'm you know pretty excited about. Yeah did he hit you up when he was taking the job to get advice about you know like where to recruit down there or just like any of the local flavor? Yeah no we had a good talk you know he's all about you know what are the guys like are they tougher? You know because he thinks you know he's from Wyoming and he's a badass so he wants other guys that are badasses like him. Right. So yeah I thought he loves the guys down

there a little more you know you know blue collar type people. You gotta teach him how to ring a cowbell. It's not gonna be good. It's bad. It's not gonna be good. It's bad. I haven't seen him Oh when he did it off the plane it was just like and he was like and then he did it in half half time in one of their basketball games. Yeah that's not gonna be his thing. That's not gonna be his thing. That's the thing like with him and Lane Kiffin like all the people are so crazy about that rivalry but both of those dudes are just living in their own world. Oh yeah they're not invested in it. They're just gonna have just kind of a blast. The state of Mississippi is back. It's gonna be the best so proper in college football next year. You got Jay Gruden now. Yeah Jay Gruden

friend of the program. Have you asked him if you can pinch his nipples yet? No that's actually like one of the first things. You know like can I get a playbook? Can I pinch your nipples? Right yeah right that's what he lets his favorite players do that. I don't know if you saw the clip of Deshaun Jackson in practice just reaching over how to demonstrate. Oh just like that. In one of those he starts giggling like he's like yeah just a little tip. Just do it first day of practice. Yeah don't make it weird. Yeah just like gross. Just casual. Yeah I read somewhere that you're a fantasy football guru. I ended up losing a league so that was. Who do you have on your team? I call her Murray. I know that. That's good. Tamara. See I don't even remember really. I had a

Patriots defense that was always. Nice they were pretty good this year. Yeah I never got me. I had to play against me one time. That was just like it was too much. Oh no. Too much. So you lost you were in the final? No that was a semi-finals. I had to play against me. You guys got PPR or just regulation. Yeah PPR. What was it like 0.10 per catch or 0.5 point catch? I got no clue. I mean we love fantasy football. We had a rank like which of our guests have the best team. I got my insider trading. Right we're trying to get more like we're trying to get better because we always lose. That's what we have. So we have like a dynasty league so like it carries over and so I had to pick all like leftover like people that hadn't been drafted so it's kind of an

interesting. So wait who do you have dynasty wise. So now I'll probably I'll probably keep Kamara Calamari. I got a bunch of rookies and stuff so. Okay. I'm building for the future. You don't want to pick yourself. Yeah. Why don't you. There's too much pressure. Why. On yourself. I can't let myself down. You get a bet on yourself though right. Yeah. No. No I can't let myself down. That's like because that's the thing if I go out and suck and then I lose in fantasy too like that's just too much to handle. Keeps life simple though because wouldn't it suck if you were awesome and then you lost in fantasy. It's like your day kind of stinks. It's okay. Oh I think fantasy is more important than real life. Yeah that's one way to

look at it. Yeah absolutely. Do you ever tweet at players that you have on your fantasy team and you're like hey man you just cost me my game this weekend. No I'd usually talk crap to Chark because I had to play against him a couple times so he was always you know he kind of sucked to play against. Yeah. I try to kind of look at other places. Can you still feel Blake Bortles presence in the locker room. Yeah absolutely. Yeah I would imagine. Especially in the quarterback room. Our quarterback coach he's like super tight with him. So you still hear all the stories. Everybody loves him. I mean Blake's literally the greatest in the game in the world. That's what everybody says. No like he actually is. Yeah. Like literally is like our best friend

in the world. Like the best human being that's ever been created. Yeah. By God. That's right. Right. What's the best Blake Bortles story that still lingers in the locker room. You know the big ones is with the kid coming up and giving him a beer. Yeah. His house. That's such a good story. Yeah those are fun. If you were to request like a token and offering from a fan that would just come up to your doorbell and ring it and just hand you one of anything what would it be. Great question. That is a great question. Thanks. Thanks both of you guys. Thank you. Man I'd probably be. You know I don't know if a kid could carry this but like a handle of probably a Tito's. Okay. That'd be pretty cool. Okay. Tito's. I'm not saying any children and

Jacksonville should do that. No no like a 21 year old child. You definitely shouldn't do that. Yeah. Get your parents to bring the handle up. Tito's you'll get an autograph. Like a reverse trick or treating. Right. Yeah. Uh huh. Exactly. I'd hate for that to happen. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't forbidden. Is it true the story that your grandfather wanted to name you Beowulf? What was that? Yeah. He's a pretty eccentric dude. Is your whole family just crazy people? Yeah. Okay. I love that. Yeah. Yeah. Flint and then he went and punch your dad and then your grandfather was like hey Beowulf's a great name on the market. Yeah. He's big Beowulf and then my dad wanted Tarzan for a little while. Holy shit. Because like when I was a little kid

like he like he wouldn't read me like kids books. He read me Tarzan Lord of the Apes like the 1800s classic like over and over because he didn't want to read freaking kids books. Right. Right. So I think that has a lot to do with where I am today. Yes. I would say so. So if you were to go back and rename yourself you like Gardner or are there times where you're like man I wish I was Tarzan. Beowulf dude. Dude if I was Tarzan that'd have been pretty cool. Yeah. Like it'd have been you know maybe been tough in like elementary school but by then like I'm an expert at like climbing trees and just beating the crap out of people. Right. So you'd have to like lean into it. Yeah. You have to adapt to the name. Honestly like I think being in elementary school named

Tarzan would kick ass. Yeah. That would probably be the best part about it. For sure. That says Beowulf though. Beowulf is awesome. Great story. Just epic. Your team Grindel. But that's just me. What is that? It's in Beowulf though. Okay. I didn't read that book. Nerd. What your dad speaking your dad he said recently that he knew you were going to be a QB the whole time your whole life NFL QB. Yeah. That seems like he's so yeah like he's kind of lying there because he was at the tackle and like we showed up to our first practice at flag football and the coach was like hey your kid's going to play quarterback. He's like what but then like he got on the band wagon after that. Right. So he's kind of a bandwagon since about. Oh he's a bandwagon garter

since about fifth grade. He's been on the bandwagon. He's a pink garter ninja fan. That's perfect. When you when you got the opportunity to start in this league were you like were you nervous going to your first game or did you just have that confidence like I got this I can do it. I was probably more nervous. I used to get more nervous like in high school or anything and it's just gotten like less and less. I guess you know I feel like you feel like you're prepared more maybe and then it's just like man this is just it's just fun you know and doesn't really feel like you're anything to be nervous about. George Kittle tells us that he pukes before every single game because he's got like you know just nervous butterflies or whatever stuff you don't have to

deal with that. No I used to puke like every every game like my first couple years of high school I did and then I got over it like some day I don't know I don't know. All right so my last question Seeky question put in promo code take you get ten dollars off. We're here with Gardner Minshew. He won 2019 Snickers Hungriest Player of the Year. It actually is kind of it's like Heisman maybe the Masters Green Jacket Snickers Hungriest Player of the Year. That's just me. I'm a sports fan that's just me that's my ranking. So you won it. Has there been a moment since the whole Minshew mania and everything's been going crazy where you're like like the guy who put a mural of you wrestling a tiger on the hood of his car. Like all these things have you had a

moment where you're like holy shit what's going on here. I don't know man it's all pretty cool. It's all something I like I've said I've wanted to do my whole life so now it's just kind of living it out and like it's just it's been surreal. You're dangerously close to being a Blake. We might put you in Blake the Year nominee. I wasn't going to bring it up but that's what I was kind of hoping for. Yeah you give off the energy but you also give off like you've got like a fire that Blake sometimes don't have. It's like if we played like a country western. Here's the thing if you were a true Blake you wouldn't be upset that we're not making you a Blake. You'd be like yeah whatever. Well if you were a true Blake you would have been like

Blake the Year and you would have said what are you talking about what is that and we would have explained it you'd be like oh that's kind of cool. Alright let's go back to the top. For my last question I'm just going to give you an opportunity to sell us on you being a Blake. I mean I really like I could care less like it's not a big deal to me. Good points good. You know so if y'all want to do that I don't really understand the award. Right. But if y'all want to if y'all want to do that it's fine. Okay we'll call you. Yeah I'll tell you what we'll think about it. Yeah right now I'm right you're close but your answer about the Minshu Mania was the first time I was like wait like a guy made a mural of him wrestling a tiger and put it on his

car and you're like yeah I guess that's cool. Yeah your Blake was going off. Yeah it was going this guy I know this guy he's a Blake. Alright well Gardiner thank you appreciate it you're always welcome recurring guests for life. You literally have to come on every time we ask. Congrats on the chain. Congrats on the chain. Congrats to Snickers for having such a great spokesperson. Good for Snickers. Good for Snickers. Snickers is the real winner here. I agree with that. Yeah what's your favorite Snickers? Snickers. Okay nice. That's perfect. Are there different guys at Snickers? I don't know.