Pardon My Take - Super Bowl 58 And Patrick Mahomes And The Chiefs Are Inevitable, Recap Of The End Of Vegas And Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

Super Bowl 58 Recap and fastest 2 minutes (00:00:00-00:06:41) Chiefs 25, Niners 22 We talk about the game from all angles and how absurd Patrick Mahomes is. We recap the end of our Las Vegas week with some great stories and then finish with (00:06:41-01:24:19) Who's back of the week (01:24:19-01:45:48).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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sweet box. That's right. Mark Davis was in attendance. Joanne Howard Jennings slapped the Chiefs defense in the first half as Christian needs to wash his own feet after getting them into paid dirt. William Henry Harrison Bucker has kept the commander and Chiefs alive for the last 31 days as he finally got Kansas City on the scoreboard to end the half and we go into halftime. Jake. At halftime, the score was only 10-3 as Usher took the stage after both offenses clearly told each other, I just wanna take it nice and slow. Into the break, only 30 minutes left in the season. That's ludicrous. Take that. Rewind it back to September, that is.

The Chiefs and Niners would take it to the locker room with the homies trying to get a little LVII dub and a TD as Lil' John took the stage and he reading Kyle Shanahan or spending their time how to draw up another round of shots, shots, shots to the end zone.

Touchdown for what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Touchdown for what? That was your half-star report. Just two more quarters until we find out who would be making love in this Vegas club. Hey, love in this Vegas club. Hey, later tonight.

Back to the fellas we go. Thank you, Jake. Very cool. Great work, Jake. Back to the second half action where the game turned when Ray, Ray, you, you get off of McCloud, fumble the ball ball and roll the stone right over to the Chiefs giving them a 13-10 lead. The Niners answered, but Jake Moody

kicked it into the tunnel of chaos. As the ball said, hit me. In Vegas tradition, both teams wanted to play as we head to overtime, where Kyle juuuu cracked that soldier boy. Check. Copy Travis Kelsey's whole flow. Word for word. Bar for bar. But the Niners only got three and left too much time on the clock. For Patrick Mahomes. Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick. Mahomes.

It was actually a limited time, boom. The Chiefs drove down the field and the last player, Super Bowl 58, it was a hard man. No, not every American watching teller swift on their TV. She's hot. Miko, who scored the game winning touchdown. As Patrick Mahomes said, hey 49ers, you got a real pretty mouth. Now I'm going to bend you over and watch you square like a pig. Chiefs 25, Niners 22. And that was Super Bowl 58. Fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy. The Chevy Silverado is

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That was me. That was dumb. You were smart. You were smart. Well, you know when to stop chasing it and just lean into it You you are literally if you can't beat him join him Yeah, it was it was a moment where I was like, you know what I've gone through so much pain going against this guy He is inevitable and I don't care how this chief's team has looked all year. It's playoffs. It's different They've reached their final form of being the Dynastic New England Patriots because they are a dynasty now three and five out of five Yeah, I have the opportunity to get three in a row which nobody's ever done. Yep. They've have Wait, has anyone done that? No way. No. No. Yeah, the Steelers did the two and then two two. Yeah, you're right

I would actually go as far as to say if they don't get three in a row, it's a failure. Yeah, I'd agree. He's a bust, but they did it. The Chiefs have won again. He is inevitable. The Chiefs defense was incredible. But what I was gonna say is they've reached their final form of having a season, a regular season where everyone said, these aren't the same Chiefs.

They've made mistakes. They don't have pass catchers. Then they get to the playoffs and they do what they do in the playoffs and that's win games, tough games, games they win different ways. And then the perfect cherry on top. And we said this when it happened earlier in the season.

We said that the chiefs are becoming the Patriots because Mikko Harman getting back on the chiefs after being on the Jets is Exactly what the Patriots would do where their players go scurry around the NFL Suck and then come back and they're good again And he scores the game-winning touchdown in overtime to beat the San Francisco 49. It's kind of like sending your kid to military school Yeah, they go there and they're like, oh man, this sucks. Yeah. When I get home, I'm going to act right.

I'm going to behave myself. And he got back. Also, shout out to Mikal Hardman, for we all remember in hard knocks. Yep. When Oz, the mentalist, was on there. Yep. And he said that it was going to be his team, which

was the Jets at the time, over the 49ers in the Super Bowl. Oz's prophecy comes true. Yep. So never doubt the man again. I've got some fun Mahomes stats. First is that he now has 15 postseason wins. That puts him one behind Joe Montana. And then Tom Brady obviously 35,

quite a bit of distance there. He is 28 years old. He's played six season, he's third all time in wins and third all time in Super Bowls. He is off wins. He is also the record in wins and third all time in Super Bowls. He is off wins. He is also the record holder for most quarterback rushing yards in Super Bowls. Whoa.

Already. That's crazy. And it's kind of appropriate because there was that one play that they ran tonight. It was the keeper on the option. Yeah. And he took off. And then he got pissed off afterwards.

And at that point, as somebody who was betting against Patrick Holmes, I knew I fucked up. It was actually the play before that he got even more pissed off when he like he it was a third and two and he had to run through a couple 49ers and I said at the moment I was like I think he just woke up. Yeah, that's right. Yes. The next play was the keeper. He had the scowl on when he got because he got contact and then I was like well this this whole thing is fucked. He was this is a weird stat doesn't really like the sample size is pretty small probably but it's still kind of

cool. In the last 30 years, there have there's never been a quarterback to go eight for eight or better with 27 plus rushing yards in a draw in a single drive in any game regular season or postseason. Patrick Holmes did that in the overtime of the Super Bowl. That's crazy. I have some more crazy Mahomes stats. We're gonna talk about everything else in the game

because I think the Chiefs defense was out of this world good and Brock Purdy was not bad and we'll get to all of it. But some more Mahomes stats, Hank, let me know if any of these you get, you wanna just chime in at any point, okay? Okay. All right, Patrick Holmes has started 96 games in the NFL. The Chiefs have only lost three of them

by more than one score. That's pretty crazy. That is crazy, yeah. That's pretty crazy. So in the year six, so Mahomes is in his sixth year, he is three for six, 50% of the years he's been a starting quarterback. He's won his sixth year. He is three for six, 50% of the years he's been a starting quarterback. He's won a Super Bowl.

He is three for six in Super Bowl appearances. Or no, sorry, yeah, three for six in Super Bowl, no, four. Four for six, yeah. In Super Bowl appearances. And he's six for six in conference championship game appearances, all of these statistically ahead of Brady in terms of percentages. Pat, go ahead.

I got a couple too, yes. He is, since 2019, he's five and one when trailing by 10 or more points at any point in the playoffs. The rest of the NFL is six and 48 in that same scenario. He also is the first quarterback in NFL history to win a Super Bowl with the biggest cap hit in the NFL Yeah, so he's even bigger than the salary. This was the year to get him Uh, right he also had to have Giselle on deck to make his salary lower. Yeah, Mickey Mouse titles He also made Trey Aikman look like maybe the worst tweet of all time. This is from

September 2019. The athletic Kansas City said, in case you missed it, Patrick Mahomes has thrown 36% of Troy Aikman's career touchdowns in about 8% of the games. Troy Aikman quoted and said, in case you missed this, talk to me when he has 33% of my Super Bowl titles. So it's five years later he has 100% of Trey Eakman's Super Bowl titles. That's brutal. That's a brutal quote to eat. He is on the path to being is he on the path to being the greatest? The greatest. Absolutely. I mean this is undeniably. I think now we need to raise the bar and be like will he be the goat goat? Like the we have to start comparing to Michael Jordan and Muhammad Ali. Yeah. Yeah. We should have that debate

I'm sure Skip Bayless is ready to do it. Yeah, but yeah, we need to elevate that conversation past Tom Brady Is he right now? Patrick Mahomes is on pace to be the greatest athlete of all time. He's got six years And he's a half no doubt first ballot hallfam if you retired tomorrow, which I love doing those Yeah, but it's the truth. I'd be wild if he did. Yeah. Yeah, I would definitely do that if I was Patrick Oh, that was rock because then everyone would just take your current stats. Yeah, like what if this guy kept playing? Yeah, we could we could have won them all every single year because it does feel like that at this point Yeah, where Patrick Holmes again a year where it felt like the chiefs were a lesser than version. It was wide open

a year where it felt like the Chiefs were a lesser than version. It was wide open. Everyone talked about the AFC being, you know, all these incredible quarterbacks and obviously injuries happened, but it doesn't take anything away from the Chiefs going through the gauntlet, getting back to the top of the mountain.

They've won back-to-back championships and it felt like it watching that game because PFT you did mention at the top that you did bet against myomes and you and Brandon, it was so nice being on the other side of it for once where you guys just kept on saying, well, this is gonna suck cause it's Mahomes. It was the last drive to end the game, the regulation,

it was the last drive and overtime. It was just, he didn't even play that great to start the game. He was kind of off. He had that weird interception to start the second half where he either didn't throw to Travis Kelsey or completely over through Travis Kelsey and then from that point on he was Patrick Holmes the best quarterback in the world just doing whatever every big play you felt like he was gonna get whether it be with his feet or a pass,

and he's back there. He's done it again. Three titles in six years as a starter is fucking insane. It is incredible. And it did feel inevitable. There were about four times in the game when I knew I was fucked. And I did a really good job of just putting myself into a delusional state, not thinking about it, not thinking about the fact that I was taking the Niners against Patrick Mahomes and on the drive into the office, it hit me and I was like, what have I done? Like this is gonna be dumb, but I'm gonna ride with it. I'm gonna ride and Perti, yeah, to your point, Perti was not bad.

He wasn't great, but he wasn't bad. He didn't turn the ball over. No, he wasn't the reason they lost. And yeah, it was Patrick Mahomes. I never felt watching that game I Did you could point to a couple things? Ray Rami cloud who it wasn't? He should have fallen on the ball

It wasn't a straight-up fumble by him because it actually had hit a player's leg and Niners players legs So he had to try to get it Yeah, Ray Rami cloud was a huge pivotal swing because the Chiefs couldn't do anything on offense. That happens, they score the next play, all of a sudden the Chiefs are up and you're like, the Niners have been out playing them. Cause the whole first half, it felt like the Niners were the better team.

But I never, it never felt like the Niners were playing so poorly that it was like, damn, I can't believe they did this or that. It was just the game is tight and Patrick Holmes will have the ball at some point and there's nothing you can do about that. Like he beat the Niners in the end and it's not like, man, the Niners,

how could you do this or your game plan? It wasn't a Raven situation where their game plan sucked or bills where their defense failed them or even a dolphins where they're a no show. It was just Patrick Holmes is the best in the world. And when you ran through all those teams that they beat they did beat maybe that was the hardest path to the Super Bowl of all time. I think Aaron Schatz said it was DVLA toughest Super Bowl

in terms of the four teams they beat. So not frauds. Not frauds at all. Chiefs not frauds. We're glazing them. Listen we're equal. They have to be glazing each one of the Super Bowl. We're equal opportunity glazers. We're going gonna glaze the fuck out of the Kansas City Chiefs because they're very good.

They did it. Actually, the Cadarius Tony being inactive, that's when I should have known. Oh, I quote you. You didn't say this. I was hoping it was gonna be like, I could justify betting against Patrick Mahomes and betting on Brock Purdy if Cadarius Tony

was gonna be on there. Because you could look back at the season, be like, Cadarius Tony on the chiefs That's like them the chiefs were taking batting practice They're taking warm-up swings with a leaded donut on no They were and then they take then they get rid of them and now they're hitting the ball 450 450 feet to straight away center field Yeah, they were it was uh It was expert mode. They were basically like hey no one has done Uh, no one has gone back to back since the 0405 Patriots.

Why don't we try to do it with Kaderius Tony? Let's do it again. Let's do it with Kaderius Tony. We're going to give the ball to Mikhail Hardman inside the 10 very frequently for no real reason. Yeah. We're going to have what some people were saying could have been the biggest distraction in NFL history going on throughout the entire year.

And we're just gonna still win anyways. Yeah. We're gonna do everything hard, the hardware. Do you think he even like goes to the ring ceremony? I think he should have a ring ceremony of his own tonight. Yeah. Pop the question. Yeah. Cadarius Tony? Yeah. Congratulations Super Bowl champion. Cadarius Tony, I could imagine a world where they show up to the after party and Tony's there and he's just like, you know what, I'm going to ask Taylor Swift to marry me. Yeah, take a shot. Yeah.

Okay, I got a Super Bowl ring. Get a Super Bowl ring. Yeah. He's on cloud nine. He is, he is a world champion. So shout out Kaderis. It's the other part that needs to be mentioned for the chiefs and we'll get to the Niners. But Steve Spagnola, incredible, incredible. We knew it, we knew it going in, that he was gonna have a game plan for him. He's the first coordinator to win offensive or defense to win four Super Bowls. So he's won these last three with the Chiefs

and then the one with the Giants in 0-7. It was like, everyone went into this game saying, well, what about Christian McCaffrey? Because the Ravens didn't run, but if they had, it would have been different. They held Christian McCaffrey because the Ravens didn't run but if they had it would have been different. They held Christian McCaffrey at 3.6 yards per carry which is his lowest of the season. He had a couple explosive plays the one and overtime where it was a pass Brock Brockporty made a great play. He was, Spags was dialing up all the perfect blitzes. It felt like even though the Niners had some nice drives, it felt like the Chief's defense after the first,

maybe there was like that first drive when the Niners fumbled. After that, it felt like everything was difficult for the Niners and they were gonna at least make them earn it. And Spags is out of this world good. Like it's crazy to have a defense coordinator and that good and be able to keep him because he's already failed as a head coach, maybe he doesn't want to coach again as a head

coach and be able to have that and like that unit has just become so so good and they were phenomenal again this this year and the Super Bowl. Chris Jones was awesome too. Chris Jones was just leaking through that line all night long. He's a closer. Does he get does Chris Jones get a like escalator? He got a million dollars. He got a closer. Does Chris Jones get a escalator in $90? He got a million. I think so. Either he got a million getting there. I think he was going to get two million, I think, if he won Super Bowl MVP. Yeah. Which if he was like half a step closer on a couple

plays, you could maybe make that argument. But it was always going to go to my homes. But yeah, Chris Jones, he made himself a lot of money in this offseason. Yes. I'll put it that way. So he's a free agent, right? I think he's a free agent again, and they might franchise tag him again. Again, and then maybe he'll hold out again. The alligarist's need is free agent, but we shouldn't do that to the Chiefs right now. No.

Because they deserve, I mean, they're a dynasty. Yeah. They're a dynasty. So Hank, we've been glazing. You bet on the Chiefs. I did bet on the Chiefs. Like I bet on the Chiefs knowing, I was doing it simply because I didn't want to be sitting here right now

Saying I didn't bet on Patrick Holmes is underdog in the Super Bowl And I'm not even gonna say the Brock pretty part because Brock pretty played well, but I was like I can't I can't do this to myself again I was in my heart of hearts still wanted the Niners to win It was kind of an insurance plan of I think I know exactly how this is gonna go, and it went exactly how it was gonna go. It might as well win some money with it. Yeah, I did the same thing, and I still, I mean, on the stream, you can watch it.

You and Dave were, you know, emphatically rooting for the Chiefs, and I couldn't even get myself to root for them. I was rooting against them the whole time, just being like, get a third down stop, get a third down stop, get a third down stop. And I live bet them at half time. Like I won. You were just, we were just thinking.

I won one prop bet and it was like, again, the Chiefs are gonna win this game, there's no way they don't. Just praying that my mush could lead them to lose. Mm-hmm. And it just wasn't even close to enough. Holmes played out of his mind, legacy drive, after legacy drive.

But it was close to being enough. It did go to overtime. Yeah. Which makes it worse. We were very confused for a little bit at the start of overtime because the Niners hit that drive down the field, took like what, seven and a half minutes off the clock?

Yeah. And then we said, there's no chance it's gonna happen, but hypothetically, what if the Chiefs also grow in a very long drive and they don't score before the end of the first overtime period? Well, the answer ended up being that it wouldn't matter. They would just continue that drive in a second What's the point of my question? I was why is there a clock and overtime? Yes, you guys were gaslighting me to a point No, I would know not not intentionally gaslighting you're asking questions

You're why is it why is it out because I kept on screaming? It's a new game. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter No, two minutes and then you you guys kept on, but what about the clock? And I thought, holy shit, what if they're right in this game just ends? That would have been the funniest ending to Super Bowl if Andy Reed did not know that constraint and they were driving down the field and the clock ran out and they were like at the four yard line. I think me Cole Harman didn't know that they won the Super Bowl, but judging by his reaction when he caught the pass, I think he didn't really celebrate. I think he blacked out when he caught the pass. Okay. I think he was surprised that he caught it. Yeah. It was,

yeah, the, the, the chiefs were just, they just even down 10-3 at half. I don't know if you guys felt this way, but I was like, and it obviously got a little hairy to start the half because they, they come out and they, they had that bad pitch play to Isaiah Pacheco and then my home throws an interception. But I was like the Chiefs kind of like, if as long as the Chiefs are within one score, they're going to win this game. And once they start connecting with Kelsey, then that was another over fucked moment where yeah, okay. In the first half, Kelsey didn't do shit. Well, so I just salt Andy Reed. Yeah, on the sidelines. They asked Andy about that in the post game.

He was like, I don't know, you guys caught that on camera. I was just off balance and he got me. He's got a new hip. Oh, that's even worse. And so he's blaming himself for it. This is not, this is not a good pattern of behavior. I mean, you should have to wonder. Yeah, elder abuse. I so I think it was a bad clip for Travis Kelsey, but I think it turns out to be good in history because in the first half he had one catch for one yard and in the second half he had seven catch for 85 yards. So he probably, if you can actually blame Travis Kelsey for anything, he probably should have assaulted

Andy Reed earlier. Violence works. Yeah. That's what we took away from this. He probably should have just punched him in the nose and been like, wake the fuck up, dude. I'm Travis Kelsey. Also, it would have been,

I don't know what would have happened if they had lost. The fact that they won, it's now like, look at these fiery guys. This is just how they communicate with each other. If they had lost, it would have been, they would have been so pissed off. Oh, big time. Yeah. Big time.

What were you gonna say, Hank? No, it takes me a minute to be great if they lost. I was getting some cooked up. Also, the Drey Greenlaw thing, it's like, you can't. That was rude. That, that. Sodfather at it again. So Achilles going on to the field after a punt. So brutal. So, so brutal. He was like jumping up in the air, getting amped up, and then he planted. Boom. Achilles

popped. And they brought out the smallest injury cart of all time for Drey, where he looked at and he was like, I'm just going to ride shotgun. Yeah. I'm not going to sit in the back of this thing. Give me the ox cord, I'll sit up front. The guys got a torn Achilles and you're like, yeah, let's make them sit shotgun. Made no sense. You had a guy in some khakis sitting in the backseat,

all comfortable. It's actually a zip car ambulance and you're gonna have to drive it yourself, Dre. It was really strange, but yeah, the fucking sod father at it again. I'm just gonna blame, I'm gonna blame everybody. Do it,'m gonna blame everybody do it really I'm the one to blame although it was tough after the game watching you just like sink into the couch yeah I got a stew in it I've been there many times I gave out people aren't talking about the

fact I gave out the sharpest pick of the night no doinks yeah and there were so many so many doink opportunity there were no I think there were 10 combined extra points and field goals. Not one even came close to hitting the uprights, except Moody's, if that didn't get blocked, I think that was going out the upright. But that was a bad extra point. That's probably the worst part of your 49ers fan.

Jake Moody was, well, the extra point was a pivotal pivot. That's what I'm saying. That is what is gonna be sticking with you the most today as you're listening. It's like, we went to all the time. If only we had one more point, we had an extra point. But it's kind of like the Ravens game, when the Ravens stop the Chiefs

for the entire second half. Mahomes is so good that I am now under the assumption that whatever points he needs to get he'll get. Like you can play the game of they would have got you know they would have been up four and a field goal they were still been up one. Sheeshwood just found a way to score a touchdown. Yeah. Because that's Mahomes. Like he just if he doesn't need it he can wait for it and get it later. It doesn't matter. He'll get whatever he needs to get.

Yeah, also, like in fairness to Jake Moody, he did boot some long field goals. Say he actually set the record for longest field goal ever in a Super Bowl, which I can't, I don't see that record being broken anytime soon. Yeah, he set the longest field goal for the shortest amount of time. Yeah, it was what, like 15 minutes of real time?

It was like, you know, it was like an hour because it was first half, second half, but it was a quick amount of time that Harrison Bucker then broke his record by one single yard. Yeah. All right, before we get to the Niners, let's do a couple of ads and then let's talk Niners,

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cause I thought someone commented, the post of that Troy Aikman tweet on my Instagram and someone was like, it's fake. So I went to try to make sure I didn't get duped. It's real and he now has 12,000 quote tweets. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Yeah.

No, that's a real tweet. I remember when he put that up. Yeah. And I was thinking to myself like, watch out Troy. That happened so fast. Yeah. He just, Patrick Holmes has a better career than Troy Ackman. No offense to Troy Ackman, but it's just a fact.

Like, he's played six years. Mm-hmm. All right. 49ers. First of all, credit to the 49ers. They fought harder than the Philadelphia Eagles. Yeah. They took the Chiefs to overtime. I would say that this 49ers team is better than last year's Philadelphia Eagles team, no questions asked. Would you agree, Max?

Overtime. No. Overtime. Overtime. Did you get overtime? We didn't have a chance to win the game at the end that Niners did. What was the score after 60 minutes?

Huh? What do you mean the Niners had a chance to win the game at the end, but the what? Well, the Niners kicked a field goal and they could have scored it go to touchdown right but but after 60 minutes of we didn't get the ball back okay what was the score? The Niners didn't get the ball back either but they played so well for the beginning of the game that they were able to go to overtime but they but they didn't get a chance to win the game the Eagles didn't get a

chance to win the game the Niners did they did have a chance to win the game. The Eagles didn't get a chance to win the game, the Niners did. They did have a chance. Playing in the game is a chance to win the game. That's a great point, Hank. Oh my God. No, I mean, you guys are talking about overtime. I'm talking about we didn't get the ball back. You guys didn't get it. Because of a holding call, we didn't get the ball back

and they got the holding call. We didn't. They got the call, we didn't. But it was tied when the Chiefs were driving at the end. I don't care. The Niners were up when the Chiefs were driving at the end. I don't care. The Niners were up when the Chiefs were driving at the end. Therefore, that's why it went to overtime. You were tied, you didn't get the ball back.

The Niners were up. They lost the game. The forces over time. The thing about that is though, they lost the football game. No, the thing about that is the Niners didn't get a chance to get the ball back either because there were seconds left.

They had a chance at another time, right? They kicked the field goal. Yeah, okay. O yeah okay overtime Jalen hurts was scoring touchdowns okay that's what I said I would have sucked his dick yeah except for the the pick six or the fumble wait what he did say it's suck Jalen hurts it all right let's remind people of that everyone everyone else forgot about it so Max was good no no it's good that we got that back on record well and that he was playing great football. That's what I'm saying.

Okay, let's talk about the Niners. Forget about the Eagles. They clearly finished third. If you had to power rank these last two seasons, Chiefs number one, Niners two, Eagles third. Probably, yeah. And then how we decide these. I might put the Lions second in their championship game lost to the 49ers Yeah, by the way speaking the Lions real quick Detroit John said right before the game this shit just makes me more hungry for next season We should be on that field. Love that. That's good. That's right mentality to have yes. All right, so the the San Francisco 49ers They didn't play bad

They made a couple key mistakes that left Mahomes in the game. But I do think if you had to say one thing that I would point to, taking the ball in overtime was a huge, huge mistake. I think Kyle did that out of just force of habit because you always take the ball in overtime, right? Right. And we said when we talked about this rule changing, I think within like two seconds we're like, wait, so you want to actually kick off in overtime? Correct.

Because then you know exactly how many points you have to get in order to win or tie the game or whatever the case. You know the scenario in front of you. Right. And the Niners won the coin toss. They won the coin toss. The tails never fails in overtime. Yep. the coin toss they won't win toss tails never fails in overtime yep and what

happened was Kyle said after the game like I wasn't doing it because my defense was tired oh because that was the that was the out that he had that was everyone said that like oh and I didn't buy it at the time because I don't know how you could say your defense was tired when the Chiefs had the ball for like two minutes and also you just got the end of the game and then the coin toss all that. I think everybody was probably pretty well recovered at that point. He said that he wanted the opportunity to get the ball back and score if the 49ers had scored and Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs had also scored then the Niners would get the ball back and have an opportunity to win. But I still. He was doing a lot of fast forwarding. Which still doesn't make a ton of sense to me

because under the new overtime rules, which I love by the way in the playoffs, the fact that you get both teams get a chance, if the Niners had scored a touchdown, the Chiefs could have scored a touchdown and gone for two. And I think they probably would have. Yeah. And the game right there. True.

Because then when it does become sudden death, you're right, like having the ball, the next team to have the ball, it is a huge advantage because it's like the old overtime rules where if you kick a field goal or the old, old overtime rules, where if you kick a field goal, the game's over. We're gonna say Hank. We glossed over at one point. Why was there a clock? Yeah, no. No, Hank, Hank's right. Like I have not. I think they needed just for the play clock and like I don't know The only reason I can think of to have the game clock There is none well the only reason I could think of is to give the teams a break at a certain point

I mean they had it in the Super Bowl in the overtime with the Patriots in the Falcons, but that was was that the old rules, right? Yeah, but it still doesn't matter Yeah, it still doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you like why would if it's sudden death you shouldn't have a clock, right? I think it actually matters. It actually is dumber to have it in sudden death I think it matters because the NFL needs to make money on commercials if it does get to the end of that quarter Also, it would be really weird if we didn't have a clock Think about how weird that be remember the uh, Jac Jones play, Baltimore Denver, that went to double overtime. We almost had double overtime.

Yeah, we almost had double overtime. But so back to taking the ball first. It makes no sense because under the new rules, each team gets to possess the ball at least once. And if you're the second team to possess the ball, you have all the knowledge of what the first team did whether it be a field goal A pun a touchdown it doesn't matter and we we saw it Instantly when the Chiefs had to go for it on fourth and one at their own 34

Yep If it was fourth and one of your own 34 to start overtime There's a chance you could punt it and be like I don't know like the game because if you if you get the ball first and you're faced with a fourth and one and you don't convert it they can just turn around kick a field goal super over it makes no sense for him to take the ball there and it proved to be true because you had the Niners settle for a field goal and the Chiefs have knowing that they have to score here knowing they have to for a field goal and the Chiefs have knowing that they have to score here, knowing they have to score a touchdown to win the game, but they can

at least get a field goal. They used their fourth downs. Like they said, there was no punting. There was no, it was like, this is it. We have to go. We have to win the game right here. I think that's what lost in the game. Like I know, you know, if Mahomes gets the ball first, he might score a touchdown, then you don't, you

know, whatever, it go a million ways. But I would always want to go second in this situation. Because let's say my homes did score a touchdown, you have to go score a touchdown. What are you gonna do? You're gonna go for two to not give my homes a ball back. And what was the yardage on the field goal that the 49ers attempted? They were pretty close to the end zone. They were very close to the end zone. So they kicked a 27 yarder. Yeah.

So a 27 yarder, they would have gone for that and tried to get a touch and out the end. It would have been the exact opposite scenario that we're looking at right now. Like the exact opposite scenario would have happened if they had opted to kick the ball off instead of receiving it. It makes no one can explain it to me. And like even our friend Sam Schwartzian was trying to explain to me in real time that it's obviously the odds are different than college over because essentially is college over time, but it's different because it's a full field. So it's like you're not already in the red zone. You're not already in field goal range.

But it is like the percentages are obviously very different. fact that if you match score for score, you then get the sudden death next possession. But still, I'd always want to know what I have to do after seeing what the other team did. Yeah. So all the information is so much better. And being able to make all your decisions based on what they did first. Yes. And we saw it happen exactly like. And we said this at the time. At the time. We were arguing about it literally the minute the coin toss happened, like, why the fuck would you take the ball first? Yeah. So shout out to memes for reminding us of this. CBS

Sports Chair Sean McMahon has said that the NFL has alerted them that the game will go Oh, to two over times, you pay 2.1 billion, you get double overtime. They tried. Yeah, they tried. CBS tried to pull that one past us. But yeah, it's very clear. It's you get the ball in in like the regular season for that overtime in the playoffs, you kick the ball off overtime. Do you think they coach that though? They should have. But they should have. He said he said that they talked it over. They met with their analytics guys. And they said that this is the way that they're gonna go

So they did have that prepared and they just they fucked it up Like I just don't know the analytics add up for that. So to me maybe that makes no sense It's Kyle might have just been like because there's no time there doesn't matter There's a good chance Kyle at the podium was like I Fulked it on a I fucked it up. I'm gonna say I talked with the nerds I'm gonna blame the nerds for this and don't get me wrong. I would suck jail and hurts dick for Kyle Shanahan as a head coach. Like he's a great, great head coach. But you have to start talking. You have we have to talk about his record in the Super Bowls because he has

the biggest blown lead in Super Bowl history when he was the offensive coordinator, which isn't all on him. No, it's obviously gave up some points. And then he blew a 10 point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 54. That's the second largest blown lead. And then this ties obviously with that a 10 point lead, second largest blown lead for Cal Shanahan. Yeah, three Super Bowls as an OC and head coach, three double digit leads.

Yeah. That's brutal. Hank, the only thing that I can understand and people keep saying this is like you when you get the third possession, now it's sudden death. That's it though. Like the chiefs would have gone for two if they had to. Do you think the chiefs I think it only makes more sense because the 49ers defense was tired. Yeah,

but he said that that wasn't the reason. Yeah. It makes no like it just makes no sense in the the 49ers, I actually, I do think that the Chiefs would go for two. Yeah, I would do. What would you rather do? I would go for two. Like end it right then. Giving up a field goal and losing the Super Bowl

or getting two yards with Patrick Mone. After Jake Moody has already hit a 56 yarder. Yeah. It's like that's pretty quickly your in field goal range. And I guess you could like, would the Chiefs if they had gotten into a fourth down pretty quickly you're in field goal range. And I guess you could like, would the chiefs if they had gotten into a fourth down situation in the red zone, kicked a field goal there?

Probably depending on like if it was fourth in, I don't know, more than five. Yeah. But still, they went for fourth down right away as the drive started. The Niners though like Brock Purdy was fine. I don't think he was bad at all Like I thought he played a pretty good game. He actually played a really good first half the

Like Niners as a whole and I can't point to one thing and say like yeah The fumble was really bad Christopher Caffery's fumble going in in the first drive of the game and obviously the punt muff But other than that like they played really well and Patrick Holmes just Patrick Holmes they kind of stop they stopped getting pressure on the Holmes a little bit they dialed it up pretty good at the start yeah both chase young chase young and both so were great in the first half and both so had a couple plays in the second half too but the pass rush it wasn't making it uncomfortable at all so my homes homes were like drift out, find a guy, or at least just escape with no, no real damage done. Yeah. And but yeah, I wouldn't say that the 49ers, like there's not, there's not anything you can point to and be like, this was a major fuck up for them.

Christian McCaffrey did it over time. Christian McCaffrey wasn't great, but he had some nice plays. He still ended up with 80 yards receiving which is pretty good. 80 yards rushing obviously not like the yards per carry that you'd want. Kittle was I think Kittle was injured. He also was blocking a lot. He was blocking a ton. They didn't really look for him that much. He made one nice catch but I think you like dislocated his shoulder at the end. Yeah they had the great trick play with Joanne Jennings that was a heart attack. Game manager that's what they're saying about Joanne Jennings. Joanne Jennings he was in heart attack. Game manager, that's what they're saying about Juan Jennings. Juan Jennings, he was in line to maybe win Super Bowl MVP there for a second.

That would have been wild if he won Super Bowl MVP, yeah. Wild, but he had a touchdown catch and a touchdown throw. We had a good catch or no catch with what you said. You shook the end, yeah. Des Bryant did say that wasn't a catch, which was very funny, but yeah, I don't, like it's gotta be very painful for Niners fans because you're sitting there like,

we didn't play bad, we just let Patrick Mahomes end the game. We let Patrick Mahomes have the ball to end the game. And it's like, if you ask Niners fans, what's the one thing you're so deathly afraid of? It's Patrick Mahomes having the ball to end the game. And they almost ended the game in regulation. The snap, the center for, he's a very good center. I think it's Creed Humphrey was so low all night.

And I think it's been like that all year. So maybe Mahomes just used to it. But that final play in regulation, Mahomes had Rishi Rice over the middle. But because I think the snap, and he was already maybe thinking I'm gonna go to Kelsey, that didn't work out, but like, yeah, the Niners, it sucks, and now you're looking at the Niners.

And it's not up there with like the bills heartbreak, because nothing can be the bills for Superbowls for years. But the last five years, the San Francisco 49ers have lost in the Super Bowl. They, 2020, they all got injured and they didn't make the playoffs. 2021, they had the dropped interception, the NFC championship game that would have taken them to another Super Bowl. 2022, they had the Brock Purdy injury in the NFC championship game. Otherwise, I think they dust the Chiefs.

Yeah, 2023, they lost Super Bowl. They have been been Besides the Kansas City Chiefs Consistently the best team in football and they have nothing to show. Yeah Patrick Mahomes thief of joy for so many other teams So many other fan bases brutal. It is tough. It sucks I'm actually glad that my team is not competitive right now because it would suck way worse to just be really good and never win Like you just actually we should punt on it. Yeah, if you suck and don't win, yeah, no shit, we suck. I didn't ever think I was going to win. But if you're good and my home's just caves your face in year after year, that's tough. It's a great time to be tanking. Yeah, it is. Congrats, boys. We planned it perfectly. Yeah. But he did it again. He did it again. I love after the game's over when they bring the owner on stage and they give the trophy to him first. Clark Hunt. And Clark Hunt, all time nerd move by Clark Hunt.

He was wearing the ear protectors, what are they called? Just the ear plugs. And they handed him the trophy, he handed over to Mahomes, they gave it to Kelsey. Kelsey gets on the microphone and he leads them in a chant of fight for your right to party. And the owner of the chiefs. First song I ever heard is Strip Club. Nice. That's a good one.

Yeah. With earplugs in, starts like lightly singing along to fight for your right to party. Yeah. It was just a touching scene all around. Yeah. This guy definitely fawks. Yeah.

There was a report that came out, which I don't know if I fully believe or not, that Travis Kelsey made the team cry the night before. The night before. Do you believe that? Yes, he gave the biggest pump up speech ever. I also, he was toying with, like people were saying he might retire,

why would you retire? Cause Travis Kelsey proved that he had again, like he again, back to like what the chiefs were the regular season, he wasn't, that wasn't his best regular season. Everyone's like, oh, is he getting old? Some drops? He was incredible in the playoffs. Yeah, he took a note out of Billy football's page and actually ran somebody over. Yeah, run you over the

Super Bowl. Yeah, they said that he reached his top speed running this year. He got up to like almost 20 miles per hour on that catch where he almost got in the end zone. Yeah, that that could have changed the game right there because it looked like he was going to score. Yeah, he was getting downhill and it was a big hit from the defensive back that knocked him out But yeah, he I guess he got better all the way up until the very end of the game. Yeah, and so I don't know what else I mean Andy Reid he's gonna be

Starting keep into that goat conversation as well. He's got three It's halfway there because that's the I guess you could say the same thing with Andy Reid and well No, because you Andy Reid only lost to Belichick once in a championship game, right? Because Brady obviously the the 2 and 0 Brady over my homes is the Super Bowl as well Mm-hmm, but he lost in the Super Bowl. He did lose in a Super Bowl. That's true Okay, so you have those true Trump cards. Listen, it's not a competition You know, I think it's different eras. The Patriots are the best team of their era.

The Chiefs are the best teams of this era. When the Chiefs played the Patriots, the Patriots won. But yeah, hats off to them, I guess. Good team. People approach the MJ LeBron debate the same way. It's two eras. Yeah, two eras. Well, they played each other.

Well, Bron has lost so many NBA finals. Did MJ and LeBron ever play against each other in the playoffs? I don't debate it. Well, no, wait, Jake, question, question, question, question, did MJ and LeBron ever play against each other in the playoffs? I don't believe so. Yeah, and it helps that the Brady and the Patriots were at the end of their run. So you can't even do the like, you know, one, somebody was 40 plus, right? Smelt them.

Yeah. Twice. That's fair. You got, you put me in my place. It's a pretty big trump card. I would say that my homes would have to win one more than Brady to Actually be that's a huge tie break. Yeah, he's almost halfway there. So that's that's impressive. So I feel bad for Kyle Shanahan He's a great coach. He's a great coach. He's a great great coach and

He now just like until he wins one. This will be his story. There's nothing you can really Can't say anything about it. It's just crazy how fun of an offseason and how easy it would be to Flip narratives and do storylines that the Chiefs have lost and it's vice versa for the 49 It's how much brutal it is because you just have to go through an offseason of hell Even though you were so close to winning a championship Mm-hmm You just have to go through an offseason of hell, even though you were so close to winning a championship. And all you're just gonna get is hate

and Shanahan's just gonna have to deal with headlines and naysayers and stuff. And it's like, you coached a good game, Brock Partey played a good game. Except for the coin toss. You had a freak injury, you had the coin toss. That was stupid, but there's gonna have to hear it all offseason.

Yeah. It's the worst part. There's nothing you can do about it. There's nothing you can do about it. It's just gonna have to hear it all off season. Yeah. The worst part. There's nothing you can do about it. There's nothing you can do about it. It's just gonna have also, what a cucked moment for any Raiders fan that was watching on TV. Having John Elway walk the Lombardi Trophy and on your field.

Yeah. Up to the podium to give away. Like you should hire anybody except John Elway. Yeah, I mean, we said it with the Super Bowl storylines. It was the worst possible matchup for the Raiders and the fact that it was the Chiefs and the team they used to be a rival with and share, you know, a region with. And then they added John L. Way on top. Yeah, John L. Way was a sprinkle on top. It was a it was where would you guys rank it in Super Bowls like it was it started. It

was a weird game to start. It felt like we had a million punts. None of them touch backs So close that sucks. So bad. We had to we had to the very Fueling the ball at like the nine yard line the eight yard line one put your heels on the ten It was so close But it was it was a weird game to start and then it kind of became an instant classic like over time in the Super Bowl You can't there's nothing you can complain about with that. Yeah the second half was one of the best halves of Super Bowl. It was it was basically the Ray Ray McLeod uh muffed you know or fumble that was like

when the game just woke up. Yeah the game became awesome the first half not not that fun to watch nothing really cool happened. Feeling each other out. Yeah well that I guess that Joanne Jennings touchdown passed McCaffer. That was sick. That was pretty sick. That was very sick.

So we'd now had three in a row, decided by exactly three points. Oh, wow. Rams over Bengals by three, last year chiefs and this year chiefs. So we got one. I did, I did, if we went back and looked at the Schwammy, when I asked him to do a Schwammy,

I was like 25-22, so we're that close. Very close. If he had said 25-22, it would have been great, great clip. All right. Other things about the game that we missed or didn't talk about. A lot of Taylor Swift. A lot of it. A lot of it. What would you say was the box of the night?

Because she had Ice Spice. She had, who was it, Blake Lively? Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, she said the F word. Blake Lively said the F word. Taylor Swift chugged a beer in front of all the kids who were watching at home trying, you know, I don't know why we have to expose them to alcohol

during NFL games, but Taylor Swift still chugged a beer. The official NFL account tweeted it out. That's disgusting. The official, okay, so now the NFL is comfortable promoting alcohol. Binge drinking. Interesting. I would actually say Box of the Night goes to Jay-Z and Jack.

Twitter, Twitter Jack, Jack in the Box. Yeah, there was also a Las Vegas Box that had like Jimmy Kimmel, Kara Top, your teammate. Great teammate. By the way, Kara Top, one thing I learned from him when we were doing The Dozen, you would not expect this from Kara Top. He is the best smelling man in show business.

Oh, wow. He smells incredible. Petrua, right? It's kind of like Petrua. He's got he's got like this custom oil that he gets for himself. And he doesn't like to tell people he told me, but he doesn't like to tell people what it is because he doesn't want people walking around smelling like him. He smells fake. Also, Nick Turani with maybe maybe the meanest jab of all time at me. I walked in with carrot top when he was getting ready to be our teammate and Nick came up to me and had that smirk on his face when he was about to say something hilarious

that you're not going to like. He was like, wow, PFT is like looking into your future. Oh, yeah. That's not a bad future. Good. Good smell guy. Carrot top is worth $70 million. Thank you, Nick. Is he actually? Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. Good smelling guy. Carrot top's worth $70 million. Thank you, Nick. Is he actually? Yeah. Holy shit. Good for Carrot Top.

Yeah. And he's jacked. Well, yeah, he's pretty jacked now. He's pretty jacked. The commercials I don't really care for. The Brady Affleck Matt Damon one was great. The Dunkings. Also the Arnold Schwarzenegger one was good.

That was just ripped off from the Simpsons though. That was when they had Rainier Wolf Castle try to say up and at them, but he kept saying up and at them. They might have done it on purpose. Okay, great commercial. Yeah, great commercial. Commercials, Super Bowl commercials,

because we see them all beforehand, they basically just exist for Darren Ravel to complain about Super Bowl commercials not being good anymore. Yeah, the Paramount Plus one one when he throws Hey Arnold with Creed playing was great, but it came out like a week and a half. Right. Like I saw that for the first time, I would be blown away, but. Right. I like the Scientology commercial.

I was glad to see that I'm making appearance. That would rock if all the Swifties got into Scientology. I wouldn't be surprised. The Coors Light Chill Train. Yeah. The Coors Light Chill Train. You guys plug that, yep. In the digital version. Extended cut. Yeah. Cut. We were on there. Jesus fucking living large. Yeah. What was up with Jesus? He's got cake. Jesus got a great marketing team. He's got mad money. And he's really into

feet. Jesus is a foot guy. Oh, did you guys see Kanye's commercial that was like Mark Marcus? I like that one. Yeah, I'll play for you. It was yeah, it was actually like the perfect super it would he basically did a super bowl commercial that if we ever bought a Super Bowl commercial, that's exactly what we would do. So it's just a cell phone video. And this is my commercial. And since we spent all the money on the commercial spot, we actually didn't spend anybody on the actual commercial. And he just goes, he's just, it's a cell phone video in his car. I like that. Yeah.

That's a great commercial. We also had- Say what you want about Kanye West, but the Super Bowl commercial. The Super Bowl commercial. We also had J.J. Watt, he used the Super Bowl to try out his new hairdo. Mm-hmm. He was aware. He was very aware. I also had JJ Watt use a Super Bowl to try out his new hairdo.

He was aware. He was very aware. He did tweet about it saying like, if anyone is ever wondering if people would notice your new hairdo, they do. He was trying to bring back boy band. I don't know what he was doing. I saw Guy Fieri.

Yeah, yeah. He did the, I won't give you that. Somebody pointed out and said, it looks like Derek from Sum 41. That's pretty much the perfect description. He basically was like, you know what I'm gonna do when no one's done it in a long time? I'm gonna get like a shitload of axe body spray

and the axe clay and do the, oh, my hair is kind of messed up. What? Yeah, I just rolled out of bed and got here. Listen, JJ understands he made a mistake. The best way you got to do you got a self scout, you're going to watch the tape, you come back with something better. At least it wasn't Greg Olson's jacket.

That's true. Yes. Nothing's as bad as that was awful. Would have rocked if Berman had showed up with like a mullet. Yeah, like a full head of hair. Yeah. Um, hopefully Tony Romo won't still be announcing next time the CBS has a super bowl. I have a feeling that he might not be. Yeah. Um, hopefully Tony Romo won't still be announcing next time the CBS has a Super Bowl. I have a feeling that he might not be. Yeah. Because they they said 2028 they said,

uh, I think Jim Nance said, I love you to Tony Romo. Sound like he was going to have him killed afterwards. Yeah. He kissed the death. Tony Romo. Um, he just doesn't. And we were the first to this take. So credit to us because I think everyone agrees with us at this point. He doesn't add any substance anymore. And it's like, and he makes weird noises, he was singing into commercial.

He just says obvious things, and he misses obvious things too. Remember that? The Chief's fumble that they just never mentioned. That was crazy. They're like forward pass almost. Yeah. That Pacheco threw.

He also, Tony Romo kind of does it how I would do a game without any preparation, which is like, Jim Nantz narrates the play, and then Tony Romo narrates the play again, except with like more inflection and weird grunting noises. Right. And he didn't like, it's hard to criticize Mahomes, but that's your job. That interception for Mahomes is a bad play and he was just like I just felt the pressure mm-hmm making like he was hoping for things to happen yeah as the replay started to show up he said what now watch this guy's hand coming and the hand is never came yeah yeah what's up with the replays and that were triggered by the booth that didn't happen because there were a couple times yeah if I was a Chiefs fan and they lost that game, I would be furious about it because there was the Ushak catch,

which was close, but they didn't even look at it a second time. Then there was a first down that was, I think, as Pacheco got tackled and he pretty clearly got to the line. It was close, but he was at the line. They kept the spot a full yard behind and And then they didn't look at it. And then there was the other first down in overtime. Yeah. Where they had to go fourth and one.

By the way, the Chiefs, I'll tell you what, the only thing they could do that would make them better is stop being cowards and let Patrick Holmes do a sneak every now and then. They haven't done one since he broke his knee cap against Denver however many years ago. But it's crazy they don't even have that play. Cause there were, there was a couple of times just like,

all right, it's third and one, they're gonna run it and it's probably gonna get blown up. It's like, you just do it. Jake, are you gonna criticize Tony Romo with us? No. Okay, oh, you are. I mean, I understand what you're saying with the lack of substance in some phrases.

Okay, that was Jake going in on Tony Romo. I understand. Well, we're gonna clip that. Jake goes off on Tony Romo. Jake, you wanna take that back? That was insane, dude. Holy shit. You just fucking eviscerated him.

I thought Nance was great. Yep. I thought Noah Eagle on Nickelodeon was great You listen to that I watched some clips there. There was a there was a great clip We're on the Nick broadcast when they had the streaker that ran across the field by the way No, I'm gonna I'm gonna die on this hill if you're a streaker and you're not nude Yeah, you're not a streaker. No, you are you are a just got lost from going to the waste management You're an enemy canant. It was Hank's doppelganger. You are an enemy combatant at that point and you

deserve to be killed. Yeah. If you're going to streak, take your clothes off, get arrested, get kicked out of the stadium, slap on the wrist. If you just interrupt the game and you're wearing pants, you're not a streaker. That's stolen value. You should do that. But you need to if you do that route, you need to get into the huddle. Yeah, then I'll give you credit Or like take the ball. Yeah, onto the end zone. Yeah, do something weird with it But on the Nick broadcast they had I think it was Larry the lobster shirtless as the streaker running across the field Oh, that's cool. That was cool. Uh, by the way, we got a new breaking breaking news Breaking news. Sorry

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rotation than any other stadium. I think it's gonna be right in there with New Orleans, Miami, Vegas. You're right, they'll probably want to do more of it. It was a crazy week, especially like Friday and Saturday in Vegas. Yeah, the numbers haven't come out yet. I'm sure it'll take a week or a few days or whatever,

but there's gonna be the amount of money that was spent in Las Vegas this past week will break every record ever done. Everyone won, because they bet the Chiefs. And also went to the tunnel of chaos. Yeah, we should talk about the tunnel of chaos real quick. And we should also just put a disclaimer that I understand some people are like,

we don't wanna hear a story about how guys who have money just got more money. I get that. Agree. Yes. But we went to the tunnel of chaos and you're probably saying to yourself, what the hell is the tunnel of chaos?

Well, here's what the tunnel of chaos and you're probably saying to yourself, what the hell is the tunnel of chaos? Well, here's what the tunnel of chaos is. It is the Red Rock Casino in Las Vegas, probably about 25 minutes outside of downtown Vegas. Dana White's home turf. You say how much money you want. To an extent. And somehow it happened. We were talking about at the dinner table before we go in, we're like, it's just a culture of winning inside the tunnel of chaos.

So it's not that much dissimilar from the Patriot way where you go in the building, they do things a little bit differently there. Like you're humble pie, you do your job. And so your job is to tell Dana White how much money you wanna win. Yeah, and in reality, like any gambling you can lose and that is exactly what happens for me all the time.

The tunnel of chaos though, it's Dana White, basically it's like I want my friends to have a good time, so I will play Blackjack for them with my money, and then the minute you are up, you just stand up and walk out. Yep. So we went like nine of us in a row, sit down, one on one Blackjack.

I did not even touch my cards. Dana White played for me. And I was like, yeah, I want to win $20,000. And he's like, okay, played three hands, $120,000 stood up, walked away. It's pretty great. I mean, again, it's his money. So it's like, it is gambling.

It was Dave's money too. Yeah, but it's like, yeah, it's Dave's money. Dave was using his money for us too. But that was the big wrinkle that's like, oh, this is not real life because you got to know Dana White. Yeah. And be friends with Dana White. And it's a one-on-one setup. Everyone's watching you. And but going in there like, all right, you know,

you say how much money you want to win, but basically that's your bet. Like if you, and it's 30 grand maximum. So if you want to win more than that, you have to play multiple hands. But for me, who only had a few thousand dollars, I was like, all right, you know, high roller, I'll say I want to win a thousand because that way I can at least play two or three hands because and then I'll be out. But in the heat of the tunnel of chaos, Dave won you won PFT one. And then Dave was like, Hank, you're next, and I sat down and Dave just put

two $5,000 chips down, so I was like, all right. Yeah. I guess I'm trying to win 10 grand. Right. Played one hand, pushed, played a second hand, won, stood up. Walked away. 10,000 dollars.

It really was the tunnel of chaos, again, not real life because you have to know Dana White, but more than anything, it was a reminder that gambling and winning with your friends is the best feeling. It was camaraderie. It was hype circle. There was a hype circle going on. I stepped up. I missed the dude. I put down I put down my first bet for $10,000. And then Dana grabbed my cards. Yeah. And then that hand lost. Second time it comes out. He's like,

play two hands. I was like, okay, I'll play two hands. And he reached out for my cards. I grabbed my cards from Dana. Like I'm gonna play him. And then I thought to myself, like, why am I, I'm gonna let Dana do this. It's his show. Double down on one of them.

Now I got 25 grand in my pocket. And I'm like, this is not real life. Dana is a legend. I think people listening, because even in conversations of how it's my friends, like it just pisses them off. Yeah, a legend. I think people listening, because even in conversations with my friends, like it just pisses them off. Yeah, no, and I understand that 100% because it's like a shitty story to be like,

yeah, we just all won money, but it was more about the camaraderie and the fact that tunnel of chaos is the coolest thing to say. I personally will never stop thinking about the tunnel of chaos. The vibes were on all time high and it was one of the craziest

and most fun experiences I've ever had. It's not even the gambling for me. It's like a retired NFL player. I miss the locker room. Yeah. I miss the boys. Yeah, the boys were good. I miss the boys. Although I got to put my hand up, which I ironically didn't do after I won my hand. Yeah, I'm still waiting right here. Give it to me. This is two.

There we go. That made for two videos in a row where I accidentally left big cat hanging on the moon One was I think after the Chili's three-point shootout. Yeah, which I didn't see I got pulled away as big cat was reaching out for the Dap-up after I hit my hand in the tunnel of chaos. I Blacked out. I just blacked out because I'm like fuck this is awesome. I grabbed Dana's shoulders shake him around a little bit I dap up somebody next to me. I didn't see you reaching out for it. I had tunnel vision in the tunnel, okay.

People are saying, and I'll take some ownership, they're saying that my high fives are too high for you. That's not the case. That's what people were saying. Not the case. They're saying that it's too high up there, I gotta bring them down low to my middle low. I'm an excellent leaper.

I got a great fur. Like this. I can get that. I can get that. No, it a great first I can get that I can get that oh it's not you can get that it's eye level thing no oh no I gotta bring it too high for my I levels yeah I don't think I gotta bring it down to your level I don't think that's the case as much as I'm not like people are saying you black out yeah tunnel chaos yeah so it was great I mean Vegas was great I hope that it's not there every year because I like going to different cities and seven

days in Vegas. I took the red eye back on Friday, which is not a red eye when you're going to Chicago. It was three hours, so I didn't sleep and I was just like, fuck it, I'm just going to watch Wolf of Wall Street and be like, man, I wish I was in the tunnel of chaos. But it was crazy to just be in Vegas and just have so many people like famous people NFL players just walking around just seeing them all. I got absolutely steamrolled by Donovan McNabb. He was walking and I was like, what's up Donovan? Like we've had you on the show and he just didn't break step and was like, cool. I was like, fuck that sucked. We did run into Mark Davis booked him on part of my take when we went out to dinner on Monday night. We saw him walking through the ball, spot him like 50 yards away.

That can only be one man. That's Mark Davis. We ran up to him. Big Cat was just like, yo, it's the guy's on part of my take. And I was like, part of my take? He come on the show and he was like, yeah, I'll come on the show. So that's an official booking for Mark Davis on the pod. And then you saw him again.

I saw him again. So on a great smile on Friday, I had a wonderful smile on Friday after Big Cat left. He get he left me with some treats. Should we keep that part in your boomers? Yeah, okay, so left some fun guy. Yeah, he was a real fun guy. And at dinner, we went out, it was me, Hank, memes, max, Jeff D low, and we go out to dinner, and I've got the things in my pocket, and I'm trying to time it out.

I'm like, maybe I'll eat these pieces of chocolate right before the food gets out, and Hank is like, no, don't do that. And I was like, it usually takes like 30, 45 minutes for it to kick in, I think I'll be okay. I eat them after we place our order, and about five, 10 minutes later, I start to get this feeling like,

oh, this is a lot more than I thought it was gonna be. I was looking at you guys and you looked AI to me. You looked like your faces were made out of clay. You were so smooth. But they also gave them in like a snack bag. Yeah, a snack bag. And on the side of it. I keep it in a snack bag.

It gave right my fanny pack. But gave they were I was all broken up. So it's harder to I was kind of just like a choose your own adventure. It gave recommended doses. It was like light dose one to three pieces, medium dose, four to six pieces, heavy dose, nine to whatever was. So I took I think the official thing was you want to see the walls melt. Yeah, yeah. So I took I took three, which I thought was a heavy light dose, which is to me the

perfect amount. Right. That's not a heavy light dose. It's just like a pretty solid dose. Yeah, turns out. And I was very happy with the exception of memes and memes just kept staring at me. And I saw he would be the worst. I saw what Dave saw during the standup where I was just like memes, stop fucking looking at me like it Just do anything else except look at me and that made memes look at me harder and that was freaking me out and We're supposed to have a nice little quiet night out afterwards

Yeah, we're supposed to go to like old Vegas and hit up a dive bar with the cello I got text from her cello being like hey, we're actually over at the encore Okay, that's a little bit different than a low key dive spot. That's where Shaq's fun house is. Okay. So we go over Shaq's fun house at at the encore in that lobby. And I walk in and just like, massive celebrities walking past me in the brightest, most crazily colored environment possible. And I was just like, What the hell is going on right now? I was, I was on the moon. I was in a

great mood, fantastic mood. So then Max and memes leave. And I was just like what the hell is going on right now? I was I was on the moon I was in a great mood fantastic mood, so then Max and memes leave And I I'm like fucking I got to go find Ryan So I started walking around and who do I see but big Dom yeah right after Max left I see big Dom. He was in Taylor's box. Yeah, was he really? Yeah, damn good for him Yeah, was he really yeah, damn good for him. Oh, yeah So so I see big Dom and I'm like fuck. Yeah big Dom I go up to him nicest guy ever also Everybody else that's around us at the time is like oh, there's Jeff Lurie the owner of the Eagles that's walking by Yeah, I see a security guard. I'm like I want to go talk to that guy

Yeah, I go talk to big Dom and he was the nicest dude. He was like, he was like, yeah, great to meet you, Pizon. Thanks for having my back. He's like, you guys are the ones that have my back. I was like, yeah, we got your back, Big Dom. Come on the pod. Big Dom agrees to come on the pod. Love it. He will be on part of my day.

Booked another one. Booked another one. And it was about 30 seconds after Max left. Couldn't have been sooner after I left. Yeah. When you told me that he called you a Pizon, that was like, I'd pay a lot of money to hear Big Dom call me a Pieson. I also. Which is suck, Jalen Hurd's dick.

I don't know. I never said that. I don't know why I brought that up again. It was also great. Uh like I was getting on my flight and I was obviously seven days in Vegas. It felt like shit. Knew I was going to be on a flight. Like feel like shit, not sleep. And I just kept on getting text messages on the group text from PFT with like different celebrities and he just had the most, like the most I am on drugs smile all time.

Facts. And it was, it just made me so happy. I was like, he's having a great time. Facts. So I, I get a picture with big Dom, see Mark Davis again. And I was like, I was walking past and Rusell was next to me and I was just like, Mark, pardon my take, you're coming on. And he was like, what?

And then I went up to him and was like, yeah, you're gonna come on the pod. He's like, yeah, I agreed to it. So he's gonna be on the pod. Okay, love it. And then about five minutes later, Russell Wilson walks in and when I tell you, a man steals the show,

Russell Wilson walks in with Ciara and he's got this look on his face. Like he practices this look. Oh yeah. In his mind, he's walked through that casino, like he's on the red carpet. He's got blue steel, like an angry blue steel look on his face. And it was the funniest thing to me in that moment that here's Russell Wilson coming in looking like a, looking like a pissed off terminator on purpose walking through the halls.. I just I see him I start cracking up as he's walking right at me so I turn around I took a selfie with me and then Russ and Ciara in the background walking past and I did not

tweet that one because even in my drugged out stage I zoomed in on the picture and my eyeballs were entirely pupil. Oh yeah. Entirely pupil. Oh yeah. But it was yeah it was a lot of fun so thank you for for the boomers. Yeah. Yeah. Vegas was fun. What were you gonna say Hank? No, I'm just gonna say I didn't go with PFC after doing narrow into the club. I ended up at a roulette table with Rafe from Outer Banks at 5 AM. Fuck yes. Hell yeah. Celebrities everywhere. I ended up at a blackjack table with a certain running back. I would say the best running back who's gonna be a free agent coming up. And it's intimidating being at a Blackjack table

when someone is playing significantly more money than you. That felt, yeah. Oh, I did that with Brooks. Brooks was there all week. Brooks. Champion. Yeah, Brooks is a champion. Smash.

That's right, yeah. One, it's a great seeing Brooks. I also, I don't think I told this story, but I was staying in the same hotel as Roger Goudel and Dave, so it was under Dave's name because Danielle booked it. And so it was like, my room was literally, like I was signing Dave Portnoy for like, like breakfast,

you know? And I knew that Goudel was there on Tuesday. I was trying to time it up. He was at the gym. And so one, I think Wednesday I went to the gym for like an hour just sitting there, not doing anything, just waiting for Godel. Like I wasn't even working out.

Like you weren't like let's kill Tuber with one stone. I'm in the gym. I might as well work out as well. No, I sat at like the bench press machine and did maybe like 10 reps and then just sat there for like 20 minutes did maybe like 10 reps and then just sat there for like 20 minutes and then did 10 reps.

Thing is if you're in a gym, you're burning calories. Yeah, right. So, because I just wanted to get a picture of Dave like sliding up next to Gadel, like on an elliptical machine. And I kept this a secret all week until, I think Thursday or Friday when we were doing our burst to alive, I said that we were tracking Roger Gordell. Like we were tracking him.

I'd say it on Thursday, I go back to my room, two hours later, there's two guys standing in front of my room and they're like, hey, we're here for a random Super Bowl check. We need to look in your room. And I was like, is that league? Like do I have to legally let you in? They're like, yeah.

And I'm such an idiot. I was like, okay. And I also had that like flash where I was like, I felt like I was like 15 again. I was like, I don't have drugs, but do I have drugs? And I actually did know that I'm thinking about that. But I think it was in my fanny pack on person. So I was good.

So, but they went in and just checked my room. They were hoping to bust you for anything. Yeah, my name, my room's name was under Dave Portnoy in Austin, who's Dave's right hand man. He also had a random room check on his room. His name was under Dave Portnoy as well. Interesting. Yeah, so the NFL was all over us.

We can say Max. It's like getting a random piss test. Yeah. After you have like a career game in the NFL. But it was the worst feeling of like, you know when you get pulled over, you're like, I didn't do anything illegal. Did I do something illegal? Yeah. We're gonna say Max. I was gonna say

anything, but we didn't bleep bleep out on Friday. So we already said this. Oh, we did. Because you had already talked about it on on like we said we were gonna bleep it, then you went to Barcel Radio. Oh, we didn't bleep it out. Okay, perfect. We didn't bleep it out. Perfect. Perfect. But we but we did I did not tell the story about any story. Yeah, because that happened, I did not tell the story about the Root Jack. No, you didn't tell any story. Yeah, because that happened after. That is the random piss test that you got from the same guy, Kedel. And I was gonna say, our who's back of the week should be being bad boys again.

Yeah. Being bad boys. Yeah, you guys were on the list. Big Cat got a personal visit from Kedel's goons. The NFL. And then on Thursday morning, the NFL security sent out memo to To all the casinos in the area and it was a picture at the top of myself Hank Lockwood and Liam and Bubba Bubba three bad boys and it said Per NFL security these members have been known to cause disruptions and have a large following that can attract a large amount of

people. They're not trespassing, but you should be on the lookout. What an awesome memo to get. That's awesome. Awesome. Cause disruptions. Thank you. Thank you, Roderick Delfer, continuing to do this. The second he starts letting us into shit is the second we become way less cool. Seriously, I wouldn't like Radio Row wouldn't be fun if we were part of the meeting and were like, hey, do you wash your apples? Yeah. From like a plate, like with a credential.

Yeah, wanting beyond the lookout for these three rugged and hilarious individuals. The NFL's back on us. They also used a great picture of me. I was hoping that they were gonna plant something. That would have been a great storyline if I had just gotten arrested by the NFL. Yeah.

Planted a gun. Yeah. I would actually, that would actually be badass. If you got arrested for it. If you thought I had a gun. Yeah, for gun possession. Yeah, yeah. They would have sucked if they planted like.

A bunch of crumpled up tissues and like a bunch of lotion in there and took pictures of it. Yeah. We found a bunch of stuff in Big Cat's room. Molly would have, would suck. People would be like, dude, you're 39. Yeah, Molly. Mother of three. Molly would suck. I stuff in Big Cat's room. Molly would have would suck. People like dude you're 39. Yeah, mother three. Molly was doing. I didn't even say weed would be cool. Yeah, be fine. But yeah, the NFL is back on

our ass. Yeah, it was a good week though. I don't know if I could do Vegas every single year for Super Bowl. I don't want to do Vegas every year for Super Bowl. I just think that NFL's reaction to this week is going to be we should do it more. Yeah, yeah. I would probably agree with that, because I just, it was. I like cities better,

because Vegas is a club or casino. And it's just constant. Yeah. I was, I'm just. More of a bar, like I like, you know, New Orleans is gonna be great, because it's, casino's an option if you want to. Yeah.

You can also just go to bars all night. You guys, you guys know this this because I want it on the record for the AWLs, I lose my voice at least once in football season. I was almost losing my voice this past week and I did the right thing. There was one night where I went to sleep at like nine o'clock. I told you guys like I gotta go to sleep.

I went to sleep so early. I've never felt like such a loser that the maid service came after I got in bed to like turn down my room. Oh yeah? I had to get out of bed and be like, no, I'm actually already in bed. And they're like, what?

Yeah. But you're in Vegas. Yeah. It was like nine o'clock, but I was doing it for the AWL. I was trying to save my voice, but real big loser moved by me. No, I like it. I like it.

There were a couple nights I wanted to go to bed early. Yeah. And I was just like, you know what, it's Vegas. Yeah. But Vegas. I was doing it for the people. I would have lost my voice 100% now that said I think the I think I still love Vegas this trip actually like rekindled my love for Vegas Yeah, and it most of that is just it might be because the tunnel chaos and the mushrooms Yeah, for some reason and we had some good meals Yeah for some reason it was incredible when all the fountain blue guys when I win a shitload of money and then get all the endorphins that my brain has,

I tend to have a pretty good time. Yeah, leaving Vegas with money was great. New experience for me. Only because of tunnel chaos. Otherwise, I would have lost a lot. Yeah, I did the thing when I got home, because I went with a significant amount of money and I came back with more money,

which does not happen often. And I gave my wife the profit and she was like, really? You lost all that money? I was like, gotcha. Fucking tunnel. Okay. Yeah, that's a profit. Yep. But I'm keeping the rest still. Um, cause I'm gonna lose it at some point. Uh, all right. Anything else from Vegas? It was a great Super Bowl week. I mean, the guests were great. We got another interview coming Wednesday, by the way. Quick programming note. I think we've alluded to this, but we are actually taking a vacation.

We take vacation after football season ends. It's been a long football season. So the plan is, Wednesday you get a regular show with all of us in studio. We have an awesome, awesome guest you guys are gonna love. And Friday we have the long awaited Dungeons and Dragons with Tim Woods, he's back, green screen. Nick also back.

Nick also back, awesome, maybe our best one I would say. And then so we're going, we're leaving on Wednesday for vacation, we're coming back, I'm coming back Monday night So Sunday show will be the first part of it will be zoom and then we have an hour and a half NBA preview with Ryan Risillo. So we have we made sure we took care of the listeners We're taking vacation, but we're not leaving there We'll be leaving you there will be new content coming out on all the regular show days and shout out to us doing the trade deadline slash NBA preview

with Ryan Rossellow way after the season started and way before the trade deadline. Yeah, he when he came on with us, I think we taped it what Tuesday night, no Wednesday night. And he was like, I'm about to do a big trade deadline for my employer, the ringer. a big trade deadline for my employer, the ringer, can we not release this tomorrow and we're like, dude, this is the NBA preview. We're not releasing it until February 19th. Don't worry about it. Yeah, we got you.

So we will have our NBA preview post all-star break. I was thinking about it. I don't think anything really happened that big at the NBA that would make him look dumb at the trade deadline. I was hoping so bad that Kyle Lowry went to the Clippers because we alluded to that. Yep.

And where does he end up going? Sixers. Sixers. Back, Philly Boy, Nova Boy. Back, back, two sodas Max. Five sodas big cat. Yeah, but I took a shit before I got on my plane. Big difference.

Max came in hot, like being like, I saw you drink all those sodas. I was like, dude, just so we're clear, two sodas is not a ridiculous amount. It's just a very funny thing to say being like, and Max had two sodas. Yeah, that was funny. It was two soda. I actually I showed up to the airport on Saturday. So so unhealthy. I showed up to the airport on Saturday, I had a soda in my hand. And Max looked at me and the first thing he said was,

better not get a second soda. It's the best. For a part of my cheesesteak, we are going to have a Max combo that is literally just buying two sodas. That's all you get, two sodas. The big Max combo. You know what?

Could we make a cheesesteak burrito? Ooh, be great. Cheesesteak burrito and two sodas. And we'll put in a nice box called the fart box. Yeah. The Big Max combo. And when you order it, they play techno through all the speakers.

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Who's back of the week, Hank? My who's back of the week. Kind of a little bit of a future you, maybe a future firefest Oh, I will be packing my rowbacks and bring them to work tomorrow Oh, no. Oh, because big had it has put a gigantic Obstacle potential obstacle in front of this vacation. Yeah, I'm in the same boat No, I know I have a flight to Mexico on Wednesday and we might be fucked and we've we're doing a stream that

Will not end until we complete it which hopefully we do And it starts Monday at five o'clock five o'clock Eastern doesn't end We kind of are in a spot where we have to just cancel everything vacations. Yeah, which is a Concern that is a concern. I didn't really fully think about the canceling everything What's the stream? We're doing a free throw challenge with DraftKings. You can sign up. It's free to play. There's free to play contest 100 grand in prizes We have to make 41 free throws in a row Dave big cat We'll be shooting in every group and then they're gonna pick the other five shooters.

So every time we miss, we'll start over. Dave and Big Cat will pick their five. We'll try to get 41 free throws in a row. And that is the NBA record for a team? That's the NBA record Miami Heat, 41 consecutive free throws. Everyone in the group has to hit two. No one can hit more than 10 in a row. We have Titus is a good free throw shooter.

Big T is a really good free throw shooter. That's it. That's the list. I'm a good free throw shooter. You're a free throw shooter. I'm a free throw shooter. You didn't say good. Yeah, PFT, Nick and KB are gonna be on the call

and it's gonna be now. I think we can do it. But we can also. There's Mulligans. We can bring people in from the street. it's going to be now. I think we can do it. I think we're going to do it. There's mulligans. We can bring people in from the street. I'll say this right now. Yeah. But you and Dave have to shoot every time.

If you're a really good free throw shooter in the Chicago area, there might be a time during this broadcast where we say roll up. Yeah. But I don't want. But that just puts more pressure on you. Yeah. But I don't want anyone coming if they're not like we should actually

You do a one-day contract for people here at Barstow Sports Yeah, if we if we have people roll up We might have to have them like do a test and then just kick them out like they have to like shoot 20 free throws They don't go 19 for 20 you're out. I personally can't lie about it. I think rear-admle should get a shot at it I would like to see him try to make 10 free throws in a row He basically did the other day, right? Yeah. Yeah, we're fine. He's got great form. We're gonna be fine I think we're gonna be fine, too. It's just it is right before a vacation. It's like I do I actually Generally have to bring my suitcase in tomorrow because I have a flight Tuesday and it's like this might go overnight And I might have no time and just go straight to the airport. Yeah. Yeah, I

believe and I might have no time and just go straight to the airport. Yeah. Yeah. I believe. Yeah, we'll be fine. We'll be fine. I might have the worst job in all this. Yeah. Having to narrate everybody, like if it goes on for a long time. Or you can tap out. Yeah.

Just leave us to be. I might let the game speak for itself. Yeah. All right. Who's your who's back PFT? My who's back was going to be being bad boys. So I'll just say me being horny during musical performances is back because you were getting you almost took out your penis for us.

I have a thing for her. Is it a GR is it her? Huh? You don't know what she identifies as. I don't know. But either way, backup boys got you on the list. Yeah. The lady that came out with a guitar. Oh, she's shredded. She's awesome at guitar. Shut a little John, but either way, Backup Boys got you on the list. Yeah, the lady that came out with a guitar. Oh, she shredded. She's awesome at guitar.

Shut up, little John, by the way. I didn't know what to expect, but her H.E.R., I don't know what it is. I'm gonna become a fan. She's awesome at guitar. She can play. And then Ludacris coming out was incredible. I think that they should do a Ludable halftime show

where it's Ludacris that goes out and he performs all of his features with all the other artists that have had him on their songs. I liked that. That would be an incredible show. Again like Lutocris, I'll watch anything Lutocris is on. Yeah. All the fastest. I liked it. I like the halftime show. I feel like every Super Bowl halftime show it goes the same way where I watch it and I say to myself that was kind of cool and then you go online everyone's like that sucked Yeah, well, I don't know. I just I'd never I'm never watching the Super Bowl half-time show being like I need to be so entertained

I'm more watching it being like can we get the football back on? Yeah, I got half-time show blew my mind That was pretty good Prince was obviously very good when the game wasn't great. Gago is in person for and I know It was the same thing. I was like, let's just get through half time. And I was sitting there. I was like, holy shit. Yeah. This is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen.

I thought Katy Perry was pretty good. Yeah. In Arizona. Yeah. There's like a cycle that you go through. It's like, oh, I think this is pretty good. Some people say it's good. And then about 15 minutes later, everyone online points out

to you how it was Satanic. Yeah. So I haven't seen the Satanic. Rollerblades. The Satanic takes just. Rollerblades satanic takes just rollerblades big sign of Satan Alicia Keys was dressed in red. I've seen that which is that's the color of the devil. Can't wear red. See satanic. Yeah, you know who I'm sure she's won the Super

Blown red. Okay, satanic halftime show. Yeah, the takes are coming. Okay, yeah. All right, my who's back is the waste management. Because it was an absolute shit show and I loved Yeah, the takes are coming. Okay. Yeah. All right. My who's back is the waste management because it was an absolute shit show and I loved every second of it. You had literally everything like the waste management. There was bad weather. They stopped serving beer one day. You had golfers getting mad. Zach Johnson was getting mad because people were still chirping about the Ryder Cup. I love it because this is what the waste management is and I Always had the feeling that golfers Progrudgingly said like we love it. It's once a year. It's great

But this year it finally reached the tipping point where like fuck this. This is bullshit. Everyone's too drunk I mean no, no, that's what it's billed as it's it is the premier if you had to list for like the winter months it has to be one of the number one like guys trip weekends that guys go to and everyone's hammered there was a kid who jumped in the sand trap and like almost broke his neck he said he thought it was water really the guy that dove into yeah he said he thought it was water I was trying to figure out what he was trying to do there was I thought he was trying to do like a hand spring no he thought it was water. I was trying to figure out what he was trying to do there. I thought he was trying to do like a hand spring. No, he thought it was water.

That rocks. Yeah, and there was just drunk guys everywhere, falling down hills, mud, but that's what I want from the waste management. So, there's definitely gonna be a push to curb that, but it's kinda like when we do broadcasts, like for the bowlgamer, like, I wouldn't want the waste management every weekend. Yes. People people saying, well,

you never see this at Augusta. No fucking shit. The masters is the masters. I don't want to see this. But once a year, I want to see it. Yeah. So don't tell me that it went too far. That's where it didn't go far enough. If that happened at Augusta, if there was a dude that was like running out, diving into bunkers, that guy would disappear. Yeah, right. He would no longer be alive. Right. So give me like this is what this is what the waste management has been billed as. It's what it's sold as. I want this. So don't try to change it. I want more. I want guys going. Yes, stealing golf clubs and shit. It is like wood stock, but for people that earn between like 50 and $250,000.

Yeah. Like if all the hippies, instead of getting into drugs, just got into just absolutely pounding domestic light beers. Yeah, and they won't. That's what that is. Don't take it. It's the Shane Gillis tweet. Guys can't have any fun anymore. Yeah. If you take away waste management, then it truly is the last place guys can have fun. They should actually make the golfers get drunk.

Yeah. Why not? Yeah. You have to, you have to shotgun a beer after every hole on the back nine. But there was, who was the other, who was the other golfer who got pissed? There was another one like.

Billy Horschel. Billy Horschel, don't talk in my back swing. No dude. He was defending another guy. I don't care. What I think was a Monday qualifier or something. Like really needed to play well. Don't care.

Talking is back swing. It's a waste management. People are fucked up and they're going crazy. Oh, it's once a year. But there's some, there's a little bit of basic. It's becoming old stuffy golf art. Basically, like, you can't, the guys are in backswing and you can't be yelling at them.

That's, you make an event for dudes to get as drunk as possible and scream and yell and do stupid shit you can't be like nope that's against the rules that part I mean that part like that's how they market so that part correct so you can't invite everyone to come do it and then be like no that's don't do that they shut down the beer and they shut down admission they're like you're trying to stop we've lost control of that's wrong but I don't think I think I think it's okay for golfers to then chirp at people be like fuck you guys yes yeah of course but like that

that clip of Billy Horschel wasn't him Jack Johnson was kind of being like trying to get him out he was like hey like come on just shut up the Billy Horschel just happened to be walking by okay that's like guys were screaming in his back swing he's like not his fucking backswing. I think that Golfers should get to fight someone. Yeah, like you should yell you should yell back Yeah, yeah yell yell back if you're a golfer and then be prepared for the criticism and and the drunken screams They come back from the gallery at the Ryder Cup It's just get like hell's angel to fight the people that yelling backswing. Yeah, that's a good idea

All the caddies should be bouncers. That would be awesome. It's a great idea. Imagine if they had all the Scottsdale bouncers be the caddies for the week. Yeah. And that would be fucking, that would rock. There should be dancers on the pins.

Yes. That would be incredible. Don't sell it as this crazy party in awesome time because it is an awesome time and then get upset when it's an awesome time. That's my big point. At the Ryder Cup, they always do it where, especially in Europe, they get the chance going, they get the songs going, and then they know to stop like right before the swing happens. That's impressive when you get a bunch of like drunk hooligan Europeans just immediately shut up

right before the swing happens. But I also kind of wish that they would be able to cheer throughout the entire swing. Yeah. Because, hey, answer me this. It'd be fun. Do you think it would be, it's way worse if like one guy's yelling in your back swing, right?

If the entire crowd is cheering well. Yeah, then it just becomes background noise. Yeah, so just, just cheer, everyone cheered through the back swing. I don't care if you want it, if you want it off works like that. If you want to pay the guys to like an appearance fee for Justice event, I'm fine with that. Yeah, they know they're gonna get abused

It was a tough look for the PGA when I think it was maybe Friday the leaderboard of the live was insane and The leaderboard for the waste management was not I love doing that during during tournaments You just look at this board John. Oh John Rom was getting upset at fans that live, which is very funny when you take that paycheck. You should not be bothered about anything. I just assume you should just show up golf a lot.

Yep. All right, Jake. My who's back is Joe Flacco. He pulled off a huge upset. Yeah. And he beat Damar Hamlin for comeback play of the year on Thursday night. Yeah, shocking.

It was a fake punt. I think if Damar didn't do that fake punt I think he would have won but we saw him and it was nice when he got on the field and he could be like Oh, look, he came back. He played in game gets ball in his hands Didn't look so good. Good for Joe. Who won MVP? Lamar Jackson, okay, who won defensive player of the year? I'm Lamar Jackson. Okay, who won defensive player of the year? Jalen Carter.

No, no, no, defensive player of the year. Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett. And who won offensive rookie of the year. Was that CJ Stroud? Yes. And who won defensive rookie of the year? That was actually his teammate.

Who, Jalen Carter? It was that one with Jalen Carter, yeah. Oh no, it was actually Will Anderson. Oh, fuck! From the Texans. I don't care. But Jalen Carter was minusans. I don't care. But Jalen Carter was minus 250. I don't care.

I mean, what about Joe Flacke? Tomorrow was a big favorite, he lost. If you had, if you had- I wouldn't have done shit. Yeah, you would have. You've been telling us. We said that Will Anderson was a good bet in December. You're like, Jalen Carter.

Pull the clip. Oh, find the clip. I absolutely said that. I absolutely said Will Anderson. You said, June quarter. I'm not pulling the clip. Oh, find the clip. I absolutely said that. I absolutely said, well, interesting. You said, June quarter. I'm not pulling the clip. Okay. So Jalen Carter did not win? No, who cares?

I thought he cared a lot. I thought it was funny that Joe Flacco won. I thought, I still think it should have been Baker. I think Baker should have won that. He won a playoff game. Who do you beat in the playoffs? The Jalen Carter. Oh, Jalen Carter, yeah.

So Baker may feel it should have won that award, but whatever. Although it's not that impressive to beat the non-defensive rookie of the year. That's a good point. Yeah. I'm shocked the media didn't give us the Damar. Yeah. No, it was. No, it's actually a win for guys like us and a loss for guys like you. For the storyline. You fucking, you were rooting for Damar. Hey, does everybody came? there is a fucking guy died like yeah okay so if DeMar

Hamlin had taken that fake punt for first down yeah they converted the bills and bills win that game no but they don't a hundred percent when it come back done before the playoffs I don't know I think they are they absolutely are yeah Jake I'm actually happy then because you absolutely were, you would have done a tweet been like, from death to combat player in the here. Not that direct. Dreams come true. Well, I was also thinking,

Travis is very close to scoring the game when he touched down tonight. Yeah, yeah, still won. They wanted that. Yeah, did that ruin the Super Bowl for you? No. No. I bet on the score touched down on that drive too. I thought it didn't get it.

So that ruined the Super Bowl for you? Yeah, I mean, I would have been happier for sure I'm just so happy that I've been on Patrick Holmes. It feels so good It really does like chiefs fans have been giving me so much shit now They can't cuz it's like I I agree. I agree. You're the best like what are you gonna do? You're the fucking best. You can't say anything at all. They're the best They deserve the glazing. They're the fucking best team and they have a dynasty now. And Patrick Holmes, what if he wins next year?

He said that he's like flipping into villain mode, which he's not becoming a dick, but at some point you have- Everyone around him is? No, you have to embrace- Well, no, actually, Brittany, big blow up this time. That was awesome. Brittany Mahomes, Jackson trying to get into her VIP box homes Jackson trying to get into her VIP box Jackson tried to get into her box. Yep. And there's a bouncer right outside that was like, sorry man can't do it. And then Brittany just with the casual like shrug like what are you gonna do. And also, listen, we've had Patrick Holmes on the show. I want to have him back on the

show. We've tried to get him back on the show. He hasn't been back on the show. Britt, that was, Brittney is attractive. She looked great. Sports Illustrated, in a classy way. She looked, she was a very attractive, nice. Mm-hmm. I want to just all do respect, Patrick. You've won. Well, I think she's just a great woman.

Yeah. And she was hot. A great woman. Yeah. And you just won the Super Bowl. I got this one. And your wife is hot. And wood. I'm not saying that. I would say, I would say that his wife is very attractive. Good job. That's good. Yeah. I finished it. Okay. Last football. I would like to sleep with her knowing that I'm not thinking about sleeping with her. Right. Right. Agreed. I want to go to bed tonight with Brittany Mahomes knowing in the back of her head like PFT is a good guy. Right. Yeah.

I'd like to yeah, she was too drunk. I would call her in Uber. Yep. Absolutely. Last football show boys. What Max? So Max you know that like in the You might not have got her in the in the five seconds that the microphone was on during this show in that booth caught you in a nasty little hiccup earlier Ooh Too much soda Yeah, big soda boy

Two sodas Hiccups have nothing to do with sodas Max get me two What do you mean hiccups have nothing to do with sodas? That burps do They have everything to do with sodas Burps do Everything to do with sodas, hiccups for sure

You probably, your butt was hiccuping on that plane because you had two sodas. You guys don't even understand what a hiccup is. Boys, we're going into the darkness seven months before there's another football game. Yeah, but we got the draft. We got the draft. Draft goes to us, Bears are on the clock.

We are the draft Kings. Bears are on the clock. I heard it was a historic call. Historic call is what they're looking for. Multiple, shout out Ryan Poles. Finally we got a GM that knows how to work the media because it was like Rappport and Schefter said historic call within like three minutes of each other.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Sent that text. I actually did get a chance to speak with Jeff Lurie, the owner of the Eagles, while I was out of my gourd on mushrooms this week. You just graduated him on his defensive rookie. I did, yeah, I congratulated him on that. Another great season for the Eagles. Long way to go before taking on a team like I congratulate him

on getting a new head coach who they surely fired after this last season. No, I said, who do you think we're going to take you think we're going to trade up and get the number one pick and take Caleb Williams. And he said I certainly hope not. So exclusive reporting. There you go. So they're not. That's one team that's not gonna be taking. Jeff Lurie. I'm gonna report to the chiefs will not be taking Caleb Williams. Okay.

Jeff Lurie hopes that the commanders do not take Caleb Williams. Yeah. Oh wait. Jeff Lurie or you said the Eagles? The Eagles, yeah. What'd you say commanders there? Because I said, do you think we're going to take?

But did he know you were a commanders fan or you thought you were an Eagles fan? No, he knew I was a commander's fan. Oh, okay, because that's confusing. No, I saw Jeff Lurie and I just started talking to him about the commander's. Oh, got it. I thought you were talking about the Eagles.

Yeah, that was confusing. Sorry. Okay, that's all right. You still have mushrooms? No, I wish. I think he may have thought you were talking about the Eagles too. He might, there's a very good chance.

I would say if you go up to an owner and say, are we gonna take Caleb Williams, he's like, this is my team. No, no, I was wearing a commander's hat. Still. Still, I think he might, he might. It's a very good possibility. I don't think I was explaining myself.

I certainly hope not. And you were on my team. Yeah, I don't think I was explaining myself in the moment that thoroughly. All right, great football season boys, gonna miss it. But you know what schedule always does us well I feel like I'm tired I need a vacation. You know what I have to this is the best way to to get into the beautiful cyclical

nature of sports. I'm gonna look up how many days it is until pitchers and catchers report. Yeah. How many days we got? How many days? Start dates. How many days? Baseballs come back to Arizona and Florida. The Dodgers and Padres will report to spring training earlier than everyone else. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They're going on February night, February 14th. Wow. I was going to say right by our NBA preview. So wait, we got we have two days That's Wednesday two days until pitchers and catchers report. We did it five weeks till selection Sunday We did it. All right

numbers 40 71 8 3 18 20 18, 20. Shane? 99, Pug. Pug, Shane? 21 for Shane. Pug, you, what did you think about the halftime show? Pug. The halftime show.

Great halftime show, it was great halftime show, Pug. No, no, no, thank you. Thank you. 44 44 love you guys oh shit hold on go back what false alarm 44 was already in there. What do you mean? I didn't hit reset. We're going again.

We're going again. We're going again. Someone just got, someone just got very excited about 44. It was already in there. Imagine if I had said 44, and Max would have been just fucking spending all night being like, bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo.

Well, nobody won, so. I said if I had said 44. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I'm gonna need four sodas for how late I'm gonna stay up. All right, numbers, 71. Eight, 18. 40, three.

20. 99, puk. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000.

$1,000. $1,000. $1,000. $1,000. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Pug. Pug. Pug. Pug. We were talking outside earlier. Yes. What a end of the football season, Pug. That if A-W-L-C Pug out in public,

they need to either bark at them or give them a boot. Yeah. What's the Pug? Are you scratching behind his ears? Pug. Pug. Pug. Pug. Pug. Pug. Yeah, what's the what's the point scratching behind is here? Fuck yes, pug nice work, pug please don't bark at me though So boop boop boop. All right, so you want people touching your face? What about belly rub? Pug, pug. All right, bark at me.

Yeah, I think the bark is definitely better than the boop. Yeah, okay, I'll take the bark. Yeah, no booping. Pug. Yeah, sniff his ass. Ha ha ha. Or just hump him. Yeah, way to go, pug.

Fucking huge. Great football season, boys. Great football season. Great football season. Great football season. I think pug is the only person on the show that everyone is universally happy that he won. Oh yeah, by far. Because we don't want to see the other guys win.

I don't want to see any one of you win, except for him. Jake, do you want to see us win? Jake, do you want to see us win? Of course he does. Do you want to see us win? It's weirdo like that. I want to see everyone win. Yeah, here we are.

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