Pardon My Take - Thanksgiving Double Episode, Danica Patrick, Hasan Minhaj + Football

Episode Date: November 27, 2019

Lamar Jackson is unstoppable and we find holes in the Ravens even though there aren't any whatsoever (2:27 - 14:56). Sports things were thankful for and a preview of Thanksgiving NFL games (14:56 - 33:43). Hot Seat/Cool Throne and ranking the best trophies in College Football (33:43 - 54:13). Danica Patrick joins the show to catch up, tall crystals, her new podcast, and Aaron Rodgers (54:13 - 83:12). We preview the NFL Sunday slate with a couple huge loser leave town games (83:12 - 100:54). Thanksgiving FAQ's and guys on chicks and an extra bonus interview with Comedian and Patriot Act host/creator Hasan Minhah, new season streaming on Netflix now You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Good point. We're gonna need you there. But we have a preview of Thanksgiving. We have a preview of the weekend. We have everything before we do all that, though. Lamar Jackson is incredible. Let's clean that up. Yeah, let's clean Monday night football up real quick. He's insane. He's making me nervous. Lamar Jackson is making me nervous. Now the Baltimore Ravens have been my Super Bowl pick since three weeks ago, I believe. But he's making me nervous just because I get worried anytime there's something this pure and fun and good that it's going to get taken away from a canceling. No, no, I'm not going to cancel him.

Oh, yeah, he's like milkshake duck. I don't think he's gonna get milkshake duck. No, you're talking about the I word. No, I don't want to. I don't want to even say it. Okay, I want to say the I word, but influenza. I hear flu shots. I will say that he is a unique talent and he's so much fun to watch. And I don't know that he's a puzzle that can be solved. Well, I'm on goalie and cluster not. What else can you do? I never I would never ever say there's a puzzle that can't be solved in the NFL because the league. That's just how it works historically. But right now he seems like a puzzle that can't be solved. If you're a defensive coordinator, what do you even try to do at this point?

I think you just you blitz. You just send everybody at him and hope. Yeah, I don't know, but the the Ravens are so so good and they steamrolled the Rams. They have not punted in they've punted twice in three games, both those times. RG three was the guy on the drive. That's fine. So Lamar Jackson is so good. They just don't punt anymore. And that also is credited to Harbaugh for becoming an analytical minded coach and going for it on fourth down. It seems like every time and having it work. But we were we were doing a live stream last night and they their offense is like illegal. What they do, they get four or five yards, chunk yards running the ball with ease. And I the Rams definitely there was a point in that game where they just flat out quit and they're like, we don't want to do this anymore.

We don't want to have to tackle marking room. We don't want to tackle Lamar Jackson. But they've been doing this now since whatever it was. So they were two and two and they had just gotten steamrolled by the Browns. And since that point, they have looked unstoppable. Yeah, I think that, you know, I'm going to do here. I'm going to do the thing where I get ahead of a take that's coming out. Because Lamar Jackson, he's so good. Everyone's talking about how good he is. How just how good is no shortage of people that will tell you how good Lamar Jackson is. I'm going to say, you know, who's not getting enough credit is Mark Ingram. Yes. And people are going to start talking more about Mark Ingram as as people dig further into the Baltimore Ravens.

But Mark Ingram is he runs with authority. He's got nice big shoulder pads, like late 90s style shoulder pads. How about might just be his neck, actually, that's making them look. I was going to say his tinted visor and the mouth guard he uses are very intimidating. The propeller. Yeah, I wouldn't tackle that guy either. So yeah, the Ravens are on a roll this weekend will be good. We'll get to the weekend preview after Danica Patrick with the 49ers. That's going to be a great game. Yes, because I think that there's a team that could possibly stop them.

It might be the 49ers just because of the athletes they have on the defensive line. But I'm sure that the Ravens from everything we've seen, they'll just steam roll them to do something weird. What did San Diego do? I know they're LA, but what is the San Diego Chargers? I'll tell you what they do in the playoffs. They went small, right? No, they played them twice. OK, they played them twice. So is there any team out there that might be playing the Ravens twice that got beat the first time by in the playoffs? They played them twice.

With a good coach that can adapt. Here's the only thing you could say anti-Ravens right now. Are they peaking too early? That's a good question. That's the only thing we could say. They need to start playing RG3 a little bit more. Which is my favorite argument in all sports. It's like, yeah, you don't want to be really good in November, huh?

I think you just want to be really good whenever you're really good. You can also ask, are they built for the playoffs? And that doesn't really mean much. No. Except for the fact that maybe when it's cold outside, sometimes certain quarterbacks don't like playing in the cold. Listen, if they make teams quit, like the Rams quit, then yes, they are definitely built for the playoffs. And we should probably touch on the Rams. That seems like a little bit of crisis going on.

It's, I don't know, you want to call it Super Bowl Hangover. You want to call it a million different things. Their offensive line has been bad. Jared, obviously a personal friend, Hank doesn't like them, but PFT and I still do. He'll probably be the first to say that he's got to play better, but the whole team kind of looks a little broken. I love Jared for the record. And I think it is, I really do, it's not an excuse, but I think losing the Super Bowl the way they lost it, those kind of things kind of stick with you for a year. And it takes a year to reset it.

We didn't see it all the time when teams don't get back to the Super Bowl after they lose it. We don't get back to the playoffs, excuse me. With Sean McVeigh, he's got that photographic memory. He remembers every single play. I think that's a bonus. That's an asset when the team's doing well. But when the team starts to lose, that piles up a lot of negative energy inside his brain that he could never, maybe Sean McVeigh just needs to get into a fight and get concussed and hope that some of that negative energy from those bad plays of the Super Bowl just fall out of the side of his ear. He's looking smaller by the way.

Have you noticed that? He has looked a little smaller. I think he's shrinking on the sidelines. Hey, you know what? We'll say something nice about Sean McVeigh. I think his beard looks fine. It does. Yeah.

Because we're trying not to pile on when he's down. The other thing with the Ravens and what we have to do with sports media, which is so stupid, but we have to do it. Lamar vs. Mahomes. I hate to say it. The debate no one cares about. Listen, I hate to say it. I know. Patient zero?

I hate to say it. Patient zero? Patient zero of this take is my internet dad, your internet uncle. He gets a little antsy. He gets antsy. He gets antsy. When he has too much time on his hands, when there hasn't been like a Kaepernick waiver put out there, when there hasn't been some sort of legal writ filed against the league that he can analyze. With some kind of rule that hasn't been broken recently.

Yes. When he gets out of lawyering and into the pundit game where he comes out with his takes, Florio tends to be a little overskied at times. He did start it. And he started the debate of Mahomes vs. Lamar. And can we just enjoy both? Yeah. Can we enjoy both? As sports journalists, you're right.

We're not allowed to enjoy both. We're not allowed to enjoy both. I also, in a weird way, it's kind of offensive to Mahomes because it's so quickly that we move on to the next thing. Mahomes threw what? Fifty touchdowns last year? They also played a completely different style. Of course. They couldn't be any different.

Which one would you rather have? Well, if you're Andy Reid, you'd probably rather have Mahomes. And if you're running the Ravens offense, you'd probably have Lamar. You can't go wrong with either of them. Let's leave it at that. You can't? No. So that's the debate that everyone has to look forward to for the next 15 years.

I've also noticed that Harbaugh, he wasn't wearing his mock turtleneck last night. But it took me about a quarter to realize that because I think his next getting, his delts are getting bigger. Yep. So it gives like an artificial illusion of the mock turtleneck. I don't know if he's been in shrugs or he's just been going like, he's just been saying, what are we going to do? What can we do? Every time Lamar does something incredible.

The other thing with the Ravens, when they are, when, when you have like, there's certain identities that teams have that they can have through decades. And the Ravens, when they start playing well, you just think of the Raven team that won the Super Bowl. What was it? 2000? 2002? 2000?

2001. No. 2000. 2000. Year before the Patriots. And you just think of like the greatest, one of the greatest defensive all time. And you just see them running around in their purple and you're like, wait. These Terrell Suggs somewhere out there.

Like, yeah. It just, it triggers memories that the Ravens are starting to have fun and you can see it when, when, who, who had that pick at the end of the game and the, and the whole entire Ravens team ran into the end zone. It wasn't Earl Thomas, was it? No, no, no. I can't remember who it was. Marcus Peters.

It might have been Marcus Peters. It was Marcus Peters revenge game. And you can tell little body language expert, you can tell when a team is having fun and it was, it felt like 50 Ravens got in the end zone. How about this? How about this for the demise of the Baltimore Ravens? Is the defense going to start getting jealous of all the accolades that the offense is getting? Listen, the defense has been incredible.

I don't know what changed because they, if you go back to that Browns game when they were two and two, um, and I might have thrown out an F word here or there, they were getting run on and they did not look like a defense that was able to, you know, withstand some of the better teams of the AFC. Something has changed because the defense is playing exceptionally well. And guess what? It works pretty well when you have a guy like Lamar Jackson and an offense that can basically control all the clock.

They eat all the clock. I'm, I'm a little bit woke on this new guy that everyone's talking about on the Ravens. There's stats guy, the 25 year old number boy that sits up in the, up in the stands and tells John Harbaugh in the middle of games, what percentages are going which way? What does it sound like? At Buffalo Wildlings last night, you were doing, you were impersonating him. Oh, number boy. Oh yeah.

It was delightful. Your voice. I don't even remember what I was saying. I'm young Sheldon and I play, I coach on the Baltimore Ravens. My name is really Warren Sharp. It's like a half of my home. Yeah. His name is Warren Sharp.

And we know, we all know him. He's a recurring guest on the show. Warren Sharp invented this guy. John Harbaugh. He's a front. He's probably got, um, like a dummy that sits up in the coordinator's box. So you can point at him and be like, Hey, that's our number boy up there. Like, uh, you ever see somebody trying to drive in the HOV lane?

And so they just get a mannequin that sits shotgun with him. That's what this dummy's doing up there. It's really Warren Sharp. I'm very convinced of that. But yeah, apparently he's feeding percentages to Harbaugh in the middle of games. The anti-Jason Garrett. So the last nitpick I'll do with the Ravens. And this is obviously, this is what we do on the show because there's really no nitpicking

the Ravens. They're that good. But maybe I just realized this, they control so much clock. They eat so much clock that there's less clock for Andy Reed to fuck up. So you're playing into the chief's strengths. That makes a lot of sense. Like if the chiefs only have 15 minutes of clock to work with Andy Reed can't screw that up as much.

It's like stealing a bunch of firecrackers from JPP. Yeah. It's, I mean, it's, it's a, it's actually a genius strategy by the chiefs to let the Ravens be so good that they just have the ball all the time. Yeah. You take all the clock. You take all the clock as the first time Andy Reed doesn't want seconds. Yeah.

So we're going to do a Thanksgiving preview. So how we're going to work today's show, by the way, barstoolgold.com slash PMT. You can watch us right now. We have done this in the past three thanksgivings, but we are not going to have a new show on Friday. So instead we're going to do a double long show today. And if you have to work Friday, we will tell you exactly when to stop, delete it and then redownload it, redownload the whole show.

Unsubscribe and resubscribe as well. That's the only way that you're going to be able to get the second only way is going to be right after the Danica interview. So what we're going to do is we're going to do a Thanksgiving preview before Danica. Then afterwards we're going to do a weekend preview and then Hassan and I. So you'll have a full extra show to listen to on Friday. So before we do the weekend preview, we're brought to you by mg, bedmgm, bedmgm is PMT's home for sports betting this year.

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Football guy of the week, David Blau. Football guy of the week, David Blau. You know what I really enjoy about this game, the Detroit game, not only is it the game that I like to watch while I'm drinking that first beer and it's kind of on in the background. Crack it. And they're like, oh, pass interference against the Lions again. I enjoy the eating of the turkey on the field after the game. I enjoy any sort of Thanksgiving game where you bring food out onto field turf and you

can just see like mashed potatoes and skin of the turkey getting spilled onto the 20-yard line. It's a very beautiful game. How soon, unless it's at your own house, but how soon do you get on the couch? Do you arrive and then try and do some small talk and then get that out of the way and then go to the couch or do you just get in the couch? Get in the couch. My move is I like to help out early.

So whether that's prepping the turkey for the frying, you know what I really like to do once the games get started? I like to say, hey, you know what? I'll mash the potatoes because then you can bring that station anywhere you want in the house, including in front of the TV. See, I'm even earlier than that. I'm a wake up early and do errands guy. So before the couch even becomes into comes into play, it's it's okay.

I'll go grab that. Oh, you need ice. Oh, you need that. Okay. I got that. I walk the dog. Make sure you walk the dog. Long walk for the dog.

Make sure the dog's nice and tired. But yeah, I like to get on the couch. It's basically like, um, like getting position, low post position. I want to get. I want to, I want to beat my man down the floor and get in the couch before anyone else. Have you ever dealt with a relative who during one of those early games, as you're watching the TV sits down in one of the chairs in that living room or family room, wherever it is, in a position where they're not looking at the TV and they're just having a conversation

with you, where they're back to the television norm. It's tough. It's tough to deal with. Oh, when they, when they keep working on you. Yeah, that's right. You just, you just ignore them and, and you know, a lot of, a lot of silence, a lot of, okay, whatever. I'm watching the game.

When that happens, just start auto, just start narrating the game out loud. Yeah. Send them the message. Oh man. That was a crazy play. You have to have emergency plans too during Thanksgiving. So you have to look at all three games and figure out if you have to pick one to not be in front of the TV for the entire time, which one is that going to be this?

I mean, I'm going to watch the bears, but if you're not a Bears or Lions fan or actually if you are a Bears or Lions fan and you want to skip watching a terrible game, this might be the game. I'm going to tune in late to see how the lines get screwed over by the refs. Yeah. But besides that, I think I'm going to be bouncing in and out of watching. This is the first half you can miss. I have a stat for you, by the way.

This comes from at JTF, uh, OZ, I think is his Twitter handle. Since 2005, favorites have gone 30 and 11 against the spread on day games in Thanksgiving. Huh. And then since going back to 1984, 53 and 29, 64.5% on day games. So those first two games, it feels like, uh, the, the favorites always win. It's cause they do. Chicago and Dallas. Take the bears.

Take the bears. I think I'm, I'm going to load up on the bears, especially if Blau's playing. I just, they're not good, but the Lions aren't either. Right. So that's really all I'm going to go with. Yeah. That's my analysis of this game. The bears, not good.

Lions may be worse. My analysis, my analysis is, uh, I'm going to bet on the team that beat the Redskins instead of the team that lost to the Redskins. There you go. All right. So the second game, which I think we're all excited for, Dallas is going down. Bills at Cowboys, Cowboys minus six and a half over runners, 46 and a half fellas. I love this over.

This is going to be my over the day because I, you got to have at least one over on Thanksgiving. 46. It's a lot going against Buffalo. I love it. No, Buffalo on the road, different defense at home, very good defense on the road, maybe not as good. And also short week teams have been able to run a little bit on the bills.

So the Cowboys have Zeke and Jerry Jones is going to fire everyone is Jason Garrett coaching for his job. Yeah. It's a, yeah. I think this is the game. I think that loser leaves town. Yeah. I think if Jerry Jones wins this game, he is going to stick around as head coach.

If he loses, this is, this is the only way that he can get fired in the middle of the season. If he loses at home on Thanksgiving, Jerry Jones is going to be all kinds of liquored up. He has, if, if he loses this game, is that Jerry too much turkey and then he just passed out in like a puddle of tryptophan and scotch at his desk because this would be an embarrassing game for Jerry. Yeah.

Jerry doesn't like to be embarrassed. Nope. He doesn't like losing at home. He doesn't like losing in prime time. It is a short week, Hank, for both teams. Short week, short week. Um, I think it's always a short week when you play on Thursday for both teams. It's always a short week when you're five foot eight.

I think that's good for the over defense less, less time to prepare. There you go. Or is the offense, I don't know. I always do those things and then you can basically spin in any way you want. Is it actually, it's a shorter week for the Cowboys because they played the afternoon game. True. True Sunday.

Um, the Cowboys, by the way, but then it's a, it's not a shorter, it's a shorter week for the bills because they actually have to travel to this game. So, but there, how long is the flight? I don't know. Is it longer than three hours? Is it? So it's about even then. Yeah.

But they traveled West. So they gained an hour. Okay. So it's a shorter week for the Cowboys by one hour. I don't think there's a time difference in there. There is. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, the, by the way, the, so the, the Cowboys, Jason Garrett, dummy, and then even dumber because he, he went on radio and admitted like almost was proud of his stupidity when he said they don't do in-game analytics and they just kind of go with their gut. That's something you don't want to admit. You just want to just pretend that you might be looking like even just maybe print out an Excel sheet with, with nothing in the boxes and look at that. That would make you feel, that would make everyone feel a little bit better when you're fucking up your team for the 10th straight year or whatever it is.

Yeah. The only other explanation is that he was trying to send a message to Jerry Jones and I don't think Jerry Jones cares for analytics if I were to guess. So maybe he was just using the media to communicate that message like, Hey, Jerry, I know I went to Princeton, but I'm not that much of a nerd because they don't believe in math. Like we agreed, we agreed, Jerry, that we're not math guys. Yeah. We're gut guys.

Do you go with our gut? Do you think Jerry, or Jason Garrett put on his resume proficient in Excel? Yes. I think he probably had that leftover on his resume. I can't believe he's, he's been the coach, he's been the coach for the Cowboys for 10 years. And then Jerry, did you see what Jerry said about, about Jello? No.

I didn't see what Joe Jones said about Jello. When you run a team, like I run a team, it's like you're holding two handfuls of Jello and you squeeze too hard and then the Jello runs between your fingers and seeps out. So Jerry Jones never heard of a spoon. I think he was just wasted. Oh yeah. I think he was Jello shots is what he was getting at because he's sitting there. I think he was describing like the feeling of witches, eyeballs and hair at Halloween.

Jerry Jones doesn't have a, what's the guy's name? Fuck. Why am I? The guy from Baywatch. The Rock. Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff. He doesn't have a Hasselhoff video out there, but he's made at least five of those, drunkenly

eating a cheeseburger and calling people he can berate on the phone. That has happened. He, I feel, I feel like Jerry, when he tries to take a video of himself, he's technologically illiterate. So he just probably takes a picture and then he talks into his camera for a while and then realizes, oh, it doesn't record. It's just picture. All right.

Last game on Thanksgiving, the Saints and the Falcons Falcons plus seven over under 48 and a half. You got 48 and a half on this revenge. Yeah. Why? What is it? I got 49. Okay.

I thought you were going to say like 54. No, no. Half a point. Okay. Um, the, the, the revenge for the Saints. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know.

This game. I don't really. It's wonky. It's a one game and I'm going to be passed out half watching. I think, I think that the wonky game already happened with the Saints and the Falcons. I think the Saints are going to blow them out. Okay. I agree with that.

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After escaping like barely escaping Carolina, if the Saints loses game, are we throwing up the F word at them? I've, I've, I've, I've seen the Saints being like, I don't know, I don't know, Jim. I think the Saints are just kind of chilled out right now because they just have to win one more game than they win the NFC South. This is the game. They're in hangout mode right now. Okay.

Well, it's taking it easy. I don't know, Jim. I did. But the Saints don't, I disagree with that. They need home, home field advantage. I don't think the Saints can go on the road and win in the NFC championship. They also have to play against the rest of your game. Right.

That too. I think they need to play for the, the number one seed and have the 49ers come to them. I could see them losing this game possibly. It's, it's a possibility they lose because the Falcons do have confidence that they can beat them. Yeah. Their number. Yeah.

But then I can also see the Saints starting to roll in December. Got it. So they are going to, so we are picking the Falcons. I'm going to, you also said the Saints are going to blow them out. I, I'm saying, now I'm saying I could see them. Stephen A. Stephen A. I'm picking, I'm picking the Saints, but I could see the Falcons win this game.

If you wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be shocked. No. All right. Man, I'm going to hear from Drew about this one. Let's, let's do, before we do hot seat, cool throne, let's do a few sports things we are thankful for in this Thanksgiving time. Everyone goes, do you guys do that?

Does everyone say, what are you thankful for? At the table? Yeah. No. I refuse to. People do it. I make them guess. I can't, I can't remember the last time I did it, but I feel like there's been times

where I've had to say it. And then you just, if you can, if you can listen, I'm doing my first non-family Thanksgiving this year. Oh wow. I'm pretty, you're a little nervous. Just by yourself? No. I'm going to my girlfriend's house in all Long Island.

Oh, you have a girlfriend in Long Island. Nice. Sick brag. Yeah. If you can time your, your fart for when everyone has to be thankful for something, that'd be very funny move. Uh, what are you thankful for Hank? Sports things.

Bill Belichick's wit. Okay. Okay. Good. What about you? And his coat, his giant coat. What about you? Oh yeah.

Yeah. We'll just fire him off. Giant thermometers. Okay. I like giant thermometers on the sidelines. I like them when it's hot, but I like them even more when it's cold outside. I'm thankful that, uh, Big Ben is hurt this year and we can pretend that he's still going to keep playing because we're losing all of our quarterbacks from 2004.

So it's good that we have him in like a safe case. I'm thankful for, uh, basketball players saying and one after every time they get a layup. That's you though. What do you mean? You say that. I don't play in the NBA. I do it because I am thankful. Like it's me paying homage to the NBA players who I enjoy doing that.

Got it. Okay. It's better than saying Kobe. It's one of those things where I could, like, I wouldn't be shocked if the NBA was just like looking for things to shut down and we're like, oh, we're going to stop. You can't do that anymore. And I'm happy that like a flop rule or something. I'm happy that it still happens all day, every day, every game.

It's a verbal flop. Yes. Okay. Make it a flagrant foul. No. No. No. Okay.

I'm thankful for Andy Reed and cold weather. Yep. I'm thankful for the sound that a buzzer makes in basketball as the ball is in the air. I'm convinced that it sounds better if it's like a last second shot and the buzzer goes off than that exact same buzzer makes when it's just like for a substitution. So the, wait, are you talking about the shot clock or the, I think there actually is a substitution horn. Oh, it's different.

I may be. I don't know. Actually, I just like the sound of a buzzer going off as the ball is in midair and then it goes in and then a switch sound. Do you like those two buzzer beaters? No, the sound back to back. Okay. I agree with that.

I'm also a fan of buzzer beaters. Yeah, it's good. Bowl season coming up. I love bowl season. Oh, speaking of that, I like reaction videos of teams finding out that they made the Bahamas Bowl. Hmm. Yeah.

When they're like wondering, oh, are we going to go to the minor key car? No, we're going to the Bahamas Bowl. That's pretty sweet. I like, I'm thankful for her hobby bias just in general, just him. I just like that he's exists because Chicago sports are a dumpster fire, but he's there. I'm thankful for NBA league pass, not having commercials. So during commercials, they just show you whatever's going on on the jumbotron, like kiss cam, whatever, like five year olds playing basketball against each other.

That's great. I'm a fan of wide receivers with their numbers in the 80s, feels like a dying breed right now. It doesn't happen anymore. To bring that back to some good 88s, nice boxy numbers out there. It's great. I'm thankful for rivalry week, which we'll get to in a minute, but I love rivalry week because you can just, everyone wants it a little bit more.

The NFL 100 logo and seeing it everywhere. You like it now? Oh, I love it now. Yeah. We turn the corner on that a long time ago. Oh yeah. That's right. We did.

Yeah. I think I, I'm struggling with it because the Bears have their 100 logo and it's been such a bad season. It's too many hundred. I kind of don't like this. I'm thankful for you. I'm thankful for you. I'm thankful for Chamberlain holding up a piece of paper and just has the 100 logo.

Yeah. I'm thankful for you guys. And my job. It's great. And the listeners, because we have the best job in the world. That is true. That's very good. We don't say it enough.

We actually do have the best job in the world. Our sponsors. Thankful for our sponsors to help us have the best job in the world. I'm thankful for Tom Crean in a Hawaiian shirt, big time, especially one that kind of goes with his skin tone. Yep. Looks real good. He does.

He has been popping. The Maui tournament in general. Bill Walton. Thank you for Bill Walton. People are coming for Bill. I don't like that. I've seen that and people need to shut the fuck up because Bill Walton. He's like a Lou Holtz.

He also is. No, he's getting. He's getting. No, I'm not saying he's like Lou Holtz. I'm saying Lou Holtz was to spend Bill Walton from his team for being how high people are getting into Lou Holtz territory with their anger and disdain. Well, here's what here's the problem. The reason why that's happening right now is Bill Walton has been thrust when he's in

the Maui tournament. He's thrust into some daytime games or some early evening games. Bill Walton needs to be late night and he is a perfect case of like, you know, when you complain about someone on Twitter is like, dude, just unfollow him. Bill Walton is on so late at night. Just don't watch. Yeah. It's 11 o'clock.

Go to bed. I don't mean like Bill Walton exists to keep us entertained when we're all a little bit loopy and we shouldn't be bedding like UCLA versus Oregon at 11 o'clock on a Tuesday night in February. I agree. Bill Walton during the daytime, he rubs some of the daytime audience the wrong way because they're usually a nerdier set. They stink.

Right. Watching Bill Walton in the daytime is like going into a strip club in the daytime. Not bad. I like noon. It's not bad for people who like fun. Not bad. If you love titties. Right.

But if you go later on in the night, it kind of, it fits a little bit more. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Thankful for Brad Stevens out of timeout play design. Okay. I like, I mean, what? No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

It was good Hank. I like it too. These are the things that I enjoy when I watch sports. He's great at that. They call timeout. Have you turned back on Brad Stevens? Of course. What do you mean?

Last year? Last year was all Kyrie's fault. All Kyrie's fault. Now they have a team that is buying into the system and they will listen to their coach. It's not all about one player. Those shoes are pretty fire. Oh, they are. Those are Kyrie's fault.

Those are Kyrie's fault. Yep. Favorite player. I like Coach Rowe. It's not really the same exact comparison. Republicans buy sneakers too, but just because I don't like the player doesn't mean I can't like your sneakers. Okay.

I like Houston Texans wild card Saturday games. Yeah. That will happen. It's going to happen again this year. Maybe, maybe even we get Texans Colts again. Oh, that'd be a free. I felt like a wild card game last week, last year, on Thursday. Hockey playoff over time.

Yeah. Good one. Washington DC sports, just in general. There you go. All of them. Conference of champions. No, district champions. District champions.

I was just stuck on Bill Walton. Okay. Football fingers. Tweet us. What's that? Like when Booger or Baldi or Tori Holt has a finger that was broken a long time ago and they just didn't want to fix it because that's their, that's their resume for life. I like that.

I like that. I like the, I think we have it on the logo for today's show, but I always love when the score bug has the leaves or we get close to Christmas, it'll be the Christmas lights. It's the cornucopia this week. Yeah. It feels festive and it feels fun. All right. Anything else?

Everyone tweet us what they're thankful for. Sports related. We'll retweet the best ones. I'm thankful for next gen stats when it shows you how far a field goal would have been good from after it already went. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. It's like we could have kicked us 10 yards ago.

Are you not thankful for Tom Brady? Of course, I'm thankful. Oh, I, every time I say something, I also had. Brad Stevens thing. I forgot if you were like on Brad Stevens or off him, I forgot it was all Kyrie last year. That's my fault. I had Julian Edelman's charm, Tom Brady's fashion style and just overall how he leads

an entire region of people and wills them to be better. Oh, I like sports journalists tweeting their hall of fame votes out. Yes. Yes. Only voting for Derek Jeter and nobody else. Yes. Yes. Thank you captain.

Yes. All right. Let's do hot seat cool throne. The hot seat is Sam Darnold. Yeah. So he said he was going to run the table. They've been playing well. They had a big win on Sunday and then he had the audacity.

I'm just going to read the headline Sam Darnold gets wasted and hooks up with girl after Jets big win. No. Yeah. A Jets quarterback. Yeah. In the NFL. Yeah.

Went to a club after their game and apparently was making out with girl as somebody that was at bounce last week. I'll just say that is not a place to get drunk and kiss girls. Yeah. That is. And that's you might you should bring a book into bounce. Yeah. You should be studying.

So if you're if you're if you're a Jets fan you like all we're going to run the table. Nope. Nope. He's probably got mono again. You can't get it twice. Oh, that's why they call it mono. I think you can. Really?

Yeah. Shit. No, it's why I call it mono. Yeah. But I think you can. You can get mono. You can get duo nucleosis. Yeah.

I think you can get it multiple times. You can get those stupid ones that like always sticks with you. Mono back to back. I think it's always inside of you. Right. Like the spirit of the Lord. But I don't think it always pops up twice. No.

I think it can pop up many times. Also, I don't know if I can say this because he's a recurring guest and a close personal friend. But Zac Efron just put up an Instagram working out with Dude Perfect. Yeah. We saw him. We're really mad about it. But we're not going to say anything because we because he's very, very looking.

It looked like he was having a great time. It's probably an ad deal. He probably didn't have a choice. Yeah. Yeah. He probably hated it every second of it, but he did that smile. Yes. That's a good point.

And then my cool throne is the sun and just people who enjoy the sun. Even though it's winter, there is a new yoga exercise called perineum sunning. Big hat. Have you heard about this? No. So this is kind of like your fart method, but reverse and pace towards the sun. But perineum sunning in a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with

your clothes on. So you get butt naked and then you lie on the ground and spread your legs wide and just let the sunlight enter your butthole. So the sun just fucks you missionary style. Butthole. Yeah. I like that. And it makes you feel better.

Yeah. I don't think that. Wait. Are you supposed to cover your other genitals and just have it hit your butthole? It's kind of crazy. Don't put your legs up high enough so that they can get into the hole. That's a whoa because think about how many times your butthole has seen the sun. Very few.

Right. They call it where the sun don't shine. It only takes 30 seconds and you receive more energy from this electric node than you would in your entire day. So we've got to do that. So we've been missing out. I'm going to start doing that in my roof. Perineum sunning.

Yeah. By the way, I just looked it up. You can, you, most people only get mono once, but you can get it twice and you might even get it months or years later. So watch out, Sam Darnold. Okay. Be careful. I'm interested in this something though.

Yeah. The something is, I'm going to do it. I would imagine. I'll report back. That's what I'm saying. You just got to, you got a fart, but then you just basically, actually you could just do it. You don't even have to do it the way if you look at the picture, the way they do it,

you could just do it with your fart style. What if you could just, what if you just put like tanning lotion on your butthole? You need the sun. You need to, you need the electric node in the hole. Let any vitamin D near my butt. You got the hole. You got to get the node up the hole. Got it.

Was that your cool throne? Yes. Okay. PFT. My hot seat is Hank. Hank is on the hot seat big time. We always pay up her bets around here and Hank, we forgot about it, but Hank blundered his way into maybe the worst bet that he's ever made in his life and he is going to have

to pay up on this at the 11 minute mark on August 18th. Apparently big cat and I made a bet against you that if Josh Gordon wasn't on the Patriots by the playoffs, Hank has to use a leaf blower with a shit ton of weed. So you have to smoke weed through a giant balling essentially and hot box the entire studio by yourself. So Hank, you are really, you really stepped in big time. My thanksgiving buddy. He's going to be hanging over my head all weekend.

You're screwed. Yeah. You're going to just be more red eyed than Bob Costas. We got to do this though for real. Yeah, I will. Yeah. It's going to be hilarious. We in here.

Yeah. Do you think we'll light off? Do we have any sprinklers? No sprinklers in here. All right. We're fine. Yeah, we're fine. Maybe on Sonye.

Sonye. Sonye. Oh yeah? Okay. That's what they should call letting the sun fuck your asshole. Sonye. Sonye. Sonye.

Just get my Sonye on. I like it. All right. We got to get the, I don't know, we got to get a leaf blower. There's a home depot down this. We need a lot of weed. Yeah, we need the canals. Shitload of weed.

We'll hit up stiff. Do you have any? Yeah. We have some good collaborations that want to donate to the cause. We're definitely going to use some weed sent to us. Hank, you are so screwed. It'll be a real shame. Hank is so screwed on this one.

You're real ashamed of someone selling like a pound. I'm going to start. Yeah. What a great bet to make on Thanksgiving. What if they do, I'll do it all? Not on ours. That's definitely going to come with the FBI. My cool throne is Melrose Place because Booger was on Monday Football last night and he probably

mentioned Melrose Place for the first time in the last 20 years on national television. He said that it was a match-up the LA Rams against the Baltimore Ravens was like Melrose place against the wire Which I think you that's that's disrespect towards LA right? Well, we Ram saying that their Melrose place Yeah, we tried to name some people from Melrose place and we first thought it was Beverly Hills 90210 and then all we got was Heather Lockley that I thought was party of five. It's it is a such a dated reference We as guys who are now basically like exclusively deal and dated references couldn't get it Yeah, but we were also night in the wires like Yeah, the wires not like came out 2001. Yeah, right

But I think Melrose if you look at the Google trends probably a lot of people were searching What is Melrose place last night stumbled across Heather Lockley and fell in love. Yeah, so she's gonna make it come back soon I love Heather. Love still do All right, my hot seat is Papa John. So Papa John's health Is on the hot seat because he did have in an interview where he said he had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days and he looks it the grease on his face and in his hair It looks like he's been doing that. My question is how do you think that breaks down? Do you think he's doing one every weekday and then two on the weekends?

I think he does two every Saturday. Oh, do you think he ever just he seems like a guy now? Tell me this might be crazy who doesn't have a lot of self-control So he might go no days without with a pizza and or sorry days with no pizza and then all of a sudden Falls off the wagon five pizzas in a pinch mode. Well, one thing I learned about Papa John today Is that he is deeply deeply paranoid? Yeah, very paranoid I think you kind of knew that Papa John is he lives in constant fear that someone's gonna come kidnap him Yep, so he locks himself inside his house It wouldn't surprise me if he had machine guns installed on turrets like on the different spires of his fortress

He's he is pizza John McAfee. He's yeah, he is insane. He's an insane person. I got to meet Papa John That's right. Well a couple years ago. That's right. I have never heard a Another man breathe the way that Papa John breathes pizza breath through his notch or through his nostrils It sounds like it like a dog with a sinus infection. I was standing next to him and this is an impression Honestly, this is what he sounds like That's pizza in resting this is his resting breathing mechanisms So I will I will say that he looks better than someone that has eaten 40 pizzas in the last 30 days should look Yes, and I like that. He was on TV and he was wearing his red button-up shirt. Just remind you like I'm still Papa

I'm no longer the CEO, but this is my outfit Papa here like a giant clown nose for his body Red into the camera What did it say on his shirt? It's something ridiculous. It's like Joey baseball Billy baseball. Yeah, I don't know what's going on So so he went on TV to start a fight against another millionaire, right? Mark Shapiro who is known for inventing embrace debate. Oh Yeah, the old executive he invented embrace debate and he invented playmakers So Because rich people just have fights against other rich people

I thought he was in a fight with someone who owns another pizza chain because that would make sense I think I think Mark Shapiro took over Papa John's in some way Because that's why the whole is complaining about the quality of the ingredients. He was like he doesn't live pizza I've had 40 pizzas in 30 days, which is such a ridiculous thing to say that I actually think he was probably Underselling himself. Yes. I don't think that you say you've eaten 40 pizzas in 30 days The only way that that those words come out of your mouth is if you've actually had like 50 or 60 Yeah, 80 pizzas in 30 days, you know, uh, 40 40. That's okay. Cool. That's not what's it? No, what's a number a normal number of pizzas in 30 days 40. That's less than 50. What do most people?

Yeah, 40 pizzas. That's right 40 pizzas. I like how his hair is still jet black though. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah He's got a coach K's barber Your barber no, no, no. Oh, I also dye my hair. Yeah, so how are you gonna? How are you gonna come out? I didn't well, I don't do jet black. Hmm. You should maybe try to get the perm like Papa nice I actually need a new dye job. You could be the next pop. Oh, right people and people always hurt my feelings when they point that out What the dye job? No the gray. Oh, just yeah I know now, you know how coach K feels now, you know why he always get I admit it coach K. Doesn't I don't think I'm sure he came on the show. I don't think I am open about it

I told you guys the minute I went to the dye life All right, my other hot seat is everyone who's not on Magic Johnson's MVP list. He's got a list He put his top 16 MVP candidates in order and it was actually 17 Which there are what 30 teams in the NBA, I believe so he's almost halfway there He's over halfway there to just naming team MVPs. I can't believe it wasn't alphabetically listed That was a big disappointment for incredible and he yeah 17 he really narrowed it down to 17 players that could be the MVP So if you're not on that list you stink. Yeah, you're pretty bad you suck

All right, this is number one number one LeBron James the honest Luca is number 2a and 2b That's how he got to 17 and He had Ben Simmons Kyrie Irving's on there Tatum's on there Yeah, it's Magic Johnson. Thank God he quit the Lakers circuit tweet again I think I'm all on board the Lakers bandwagon right now because I'll tell you why LeBron James said he admitted last night Maybe I've been drinking too much wine You're gonna root for the Lakers, aren't you? It's the first step. No, I'm not saying I'm gonna root for Lakers

I think we're like I think it's gonna be like yourself. It's the championship all this rating I warned you about this all this ratings all this rating stuff that you're seeing the ratings are down the ratings are down What happened in the 80s when the ratings were down? Oh? Yeah, what happened my magic Johnson got aids. No, that was he gonna get a magic Johnson. Was he ever done? Oh Come on No, that was like 10 years after but maybe like a nice three-peat verse LeBron we can take him down three nothing I

There's a text message out there between us Hank where I warned you about this and you're like no way Well, I didn't realize that LeBron just like was willingly not playing defense was like this year I'm gonna play defense for one site. It's true He did white Howard who as I'm now a fan of after our interview with him He's playing unbelievable. Yeah fardy and Rhonda was tough. The Lakers are a good team. Yeah, it sucks What would be the alternate if you were if you were David Stern and you were programming these NBA finals again? If you couldn't have Lakers versus Celtics, where do you go with? Clippers

Sixers versus Clippers. Yeah, but that's that doesn't still it. Yeah, this doesn't let go on it's It's the nice thing about the Lakers LeBron going out West is that if you just want to ignore them being really good You can very easy you can do the you can just go to sleep It's kind of like the Bill Walton discussion. Just go to sleep and pretend it doesn't happen That's what I've been doing and then I get stray Laker fans in my mentions being like remember when you said they weren't gonna be good Yeah, I remember okay. Do you think it's time for Caruso to shave? I think he should just let that puppy grow He's awesome. He is very fun. We're gonna get five points again. Yeah, he's awesome. He's awesome He's really good Hank Hank awesome. I think people I do like him, but I think he's getting overly hyped. Well, I

Mean That's all you know Looks like you went to Duke. Yeah, right or like one of the 12 guys on the Wisconsin Badgers basketball team Or he could you know what we're saying play wide receiver for the Patriots. Yeah He's athletic when you wouldn't expect them. Yeah, correct a hockey player if you will. Yeah. Yeah, coach's son okay, let's Oh, I have my cool throne my cool throne is rivalry trophies So we're gonna quickly talk about college football Saturday and some rivalry games

I was looking this up PFT when we talked about doing rivalry trophies the best ones Yeah, cuz I do think and this I'm obviously biased, but I do think Paul Bunyan's axe is up there I have that as my number one. It's fucking awesome. It's enormous. It's just a great trophy to have It's a great trophy because you run and grab it and you get to hold it up and it's fucking cool fake Fake chop down the goalposts the whole thing. So I was looking this up I didn't realize that Oregon Oregon State the Civil War has a trophy the platypus Platypus trophies and it got lost for like 40 years just like the real platypus Which I think is it extinct, right? Is it that's news to me. I actually made that up. I

Made that up. Yeah, that's that's my fault. I just rediscovered the platypus I didn't realize that was a trophy and it was it's because it has a duck like bill and a beaver like tail Mm-hmm. That's fucking cool. Yeah, just looks like it an animal that God was wasted And he just like crammed together two of his other types of animals. Yeah, they're great. I think they lay eggs, too Yeah, it was just awesome. It was lost from 1962 to 2006. That's a long time to be lost where they find it they found it in the pool complex of like Oregon State they had to reappropriated it as a

Rugby a water or water polo trophy Wow, which makes sense as a platypus and they swim but how funny is that? That is that is very funny I'm glad that they found it. I would I would like that trophy. Yeah, I like to win that I want that yes, I want it in this office I have on my list by the way the Big 10 just absolutely dominates the category of best trophies Oh, yeah, but there are a couple that that aren't in the Big 10 I like to go in cowboy hat. Mm-hmm the Oklahoma, Texas Especially like when the coach puts it on right after the game that when a coach is wearing a cowboy hat

That's always funny. Yep. The keg of nails Cincinnati versus Louisville. That's great keg of nails. You can get hammered or get hammered. Yep. I like The little brown jug. Yep. That's Minnesota, Michigan. They don't play every year anymore. Which kind of sucks. I like the The president's trophy There's a lot of governor's trophies to the president's trophy though for the for the military. Yep troops Yep, and that one's fucked up that you don't get an actual trophy when you become elected president. Yes, isn't that? Yes, you guys are dip guys the Michigan State brass platoon. That one's good too. That one's very good. Just the name's platoon Yeah, it's fire. I like the boot the boot trophy between LSU and Arkansas. Yep. You kill somebody with that thing

That one's good. There's two different pig trophies in the big 10, which is great because we really just You really just have run out of things to give away when you're just like, let's just do a pig Yeah, so Wisconsin, Iowa has one in Iowa and Minnesota have one as well So it's nice to have a couple pig trophies out there and then the golden egg Which we were joking about why is it the egg bowl and I'm sure someone will you know We actually work with probably the biggest Mississippi State fan in the world and Brandon Walker but we just assumed the egg bowl was because Like the man with the most eggs in Mississippi is the richest guy in town. That is your god

Yeah, that is your mayor. So that's has to be why it's the egg bowl It has someone's gonna tell us the real reason and it's not gonna be as good as what we just might be like very sad There might be a sad Is gonna be a big downer. Oh, you're right, you know shit. Should we cancel the egg bowl? No, let's keep it going Let's keep it going for now until we find out what that terrible reason is I like the bucket between Purdue and Indiana Yep, I don't know if you've seen this bucket, but it looks like they they forgot like a kid that forgot about Christmas And had to make his mama card last minute. Mm-hmm. That's what this bucket looks like It's just like this rickety thing with a bunch of eyes hanging off of it. Yep. Yep

The we already talked about the golden boot. I this one's not a good trophy, but the apple cup on I think they're playing Friday this year. I just like the name of the apple cup. I like saying apple cup That's a fun thing to say. Yeah, a lot of nice peas in there. Yeah, and you just kind of see them playing out West You're like, that's cool. I kind of want to go to an apple cup sometime Any other ones any other big games we got? I mean the iron bowl is gonna be awesome this year Michigan, Ohio State actually we talked about it, but if Jim Harbaugh Can somehow win that game could be excellent It's going to be an all-time post game press conference. Yep, which one isn't there a Purdue game where the winner gets a cannon?

You get a gun. Yes, there is there is there's I think it is verse. I can't remember who plays it. It's Purdue Just be the schools with the two Largest percentages of dudes that I think it's Purdue. We'll get a giant the giant phallus. It's Purdue, Illinois I think is the cannon and then Illinois Northwestern play for something with Lincoln and then there's there's a bunch of Paul Bunyan's too. Yeah So there's Paul Bunyan's ax. Yes a Paul Bunyan statue. Yes Yeah, it's just Paul Bunyan gets everything the Duke UNC victory bell is pretty good too. Mm-hmm to ring the bell All right. Why is it called the egg bowl the game got its name from the trophy the teams play for the golden egg?

What so they know why do they give the gold egg? It was an egg That's just what was nearby That's they found an egg and they're like let's just dip this and and bronze say it's gold. All right, so we're going with our Explanation of why it's called the egg bowl. Yeah, the richest man in Mississippi All the he who has all the eggs becomes king. Yes, he he rules the land It's like that guy, you know that guy down the street. He's got a shitload of eggs He gets to put on the bowl every year

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And get an extra 25 off when you keep everything in your box That's stitch fix dot com slash pmt stitch fix dot com slash pmt go there today stitch fix dot com slash pmt Okay, here she is danica patrick Do you do some weight? Yeah, thank you. Oh keep that in no no No, uh, shit. That's why we weren't recording it. We're curing gas. Good friend. Keep that part in I did danica. Thank you for noticing. Well, it's hard. So whenever I feel like I notice it in someone I just say it even if it's not true for whatever reason there was a thought and that's always that's a nice comment What if I had been like actually I have a tapeworm

I'd say well, it worked Actually, isn't it I feel like it's uh Something that back in the old days used to be ingested on purpose for weight loss I would take a medically induced tapeworm. I would also get medically induced mono to just hang out on my couch for a couple months No doubt in my mom. That's a great way to lose weight right there. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So danica patrick on the show She is a recurring guest uh friend of ours. She is has her own podcast called pretty intense Go download it right now Just how intense is this podcast?

Uh, it's it's pretty intense, but there's also a really big element of slowing down So these interviews are, you know, they're long. They're really long dives into different topics And it's funny. It almost feels like at 45 minutes is when you start hitting your stride and you really start connecting And then all of a sudden 45 more minutes later I'm getting the the piece of paper that says one colon 30 on it and I'm like, oh god I better be done soon number one for respect of their time But number two because it's a commitment to listen to that's like a two-part listen. Yes, you know, it's hard to get that all in So what would you say it's harder being a nascar driver or being a podcaster?

Oh, it's definitely harder to be a nascar No, no You're just saying that because you you're trying to alpha this in our own interview. I know your tricks What is our physical risk right now? Very high. You could you could get very overweight in a short period of time. Yeah, I had to lose all that weight. Um, Let's see my hands get clammy sometimes Um, I guess let's not let's not shake hands. Oh my back hurts because I sit in a chair all day Okay. Yeah, but you don't sit in a race car at all. So no, I do get sweaty though

You'd be surprised under these lights under the bright lights of the podcast I by the end of a show my back is soaked. It's nicotine. Oh, yeah I was I was hopelessly addicted to jewel for about six months. Yeah. Yeah, they say that's pretty bad actually Don't they say that jewel is not that much better? It's worse than smoking so it's uh, it's uh, like a secret step further from smoking smoking is the gateway to jewel Yeah, I got off jeweling by smoking cigarettes. That's serious He is serious. Not a joke. I know I know it sounds like a hacking comedic joke, but it's actually true

I mean there's preparation for a race because you're at the track and you have to practice and things like that But there's a different preparation for podcasts and when you're interviewing somebody and you know, I spend about two hours I'd say on each guest just you know thinking the questions reading information and reading research about them but then formulating You know a flow of the conversation and also Um, you know the hot topics like what can we talk about that would be really interesting and I really enjoy coming at these interviews from some different angles and uh, you know I was just given a huge compliment by somebody yesterday that said a really intelligent guy who said

That's the best interview I've ever done and I was like wow That's that's really really really really nice and you probably shouldn't tell me that because I'm not going to try any harder now That does feel good. Yeah, that that is what it's all about. It's the content high when you finish an interview It's like that's one of the best ever checkered flag. Um, have you ever wrecked an interview? I actually listened to an interview that I did and I was like, okay, I think I crashed and burned a little on that one Like I just feel I'm one of the things I have to practice doing is listening a little bit where here you guys are doing a great job I'm nodding your heads and you do well practice. Good job. I actually have like a bobble head. Good. Yes. It's working and feel good about it

I'm able to keep rambling and as a guest, you know, you want to have that opportunity to talk So sometimes I talk too much or sometimes I interrupt And so these are these are things that I never had to think much about before Because I was just waiting for the question to end and then I'd just start talking So yeah, I feel like I feel like that's one of those elements where if you do too much of that That's like a crash and burn to me And I've asked about the episode that I like that I didn't feel my best and people were like, no, it was fine Was it your best? No, but like it was still totally fine

And I'm like, what is wrecking with like The jerk off crystals to you. That was a wreck. Yeah, kind of a wreck. Well, you you turned it off. Yeah I was like, it wasn't actually speaking to you remember that. Yeah, I do the craigslist ad I mean that was a wreck like that was a hey I'm gonna go I'm gonna try to draft and then make a fucking move I don't know any NASCAR terminology. I'm gonna make a fucking I'm gonna make a move. I'm gonna swoop in and get parachuted in

Are you parachuting? Drop in trampolines trampolines. I'm gonna trampoline to the front and then boom. I crashed What do you call it when you get the when you get the the draft slingshot? That's it slingshot. I slingshot it into a wall slingshot engaged. Oh, did you say that? Well, that's that's from a movie No, it's from uh, uh, straw shake redemption Slingshot engaged did this the menace face off I can't think No, that's the slingshot engaged is from uh, frithy friday. Is it towel day and night?

Pam Anderson, yeah shake and bake shake and bake slingshot So what i'm doing is uh, we were talking about jerk off crystals. I have a very special guest I'd like to just connect with on on facetime real quick. Oh, I have no I don't know what he's about to do. No hang on Uh Facetime is still here we go. I heard you getting blown up over there. Yeah, sorry about that Yeah, there's a lot of text. This is uh, devin could juice. Oh, yeah on the browns. Yes And he's really into crystals as well. I wanted to connect you to because yes, very you like crystals I do. I love hey devin. What's up, man? It's pft. What's up, man?

Hey, we got uh, danica patrick here. She is a big time crystal enthusiast I thought that we should connect it to you Uh, just you know for professional reasons you guys should probably know each other network a little bit What kind of crystals do you have? What kind of crystals do you have? Hey, what kind of crystals do you have? Nice, you have selenite selenite does not need to be charged. So it's oh, yeah, so So you don't have to jerk off on a selenite. So you really are a crystal guy So crystals don't some some crystals need to be essentially like charged under the full moon

Right and selenite never needs to be charged It actually helps neutralize other crystals Yes, I use it. Yeah, I use it for cleansing. That's why I have this huge slab because I don't just place my crystals on that So in case the full moon isn't out or I don't have time during the day to go back out and grab them from the sun or run them under water I'll just leave them up for night and they actually do have a nice little charge to the bed That's like it's like your mofie. It's your mofie crystal. You can just take it anywhere I'm so proud of you. Good job, you know, and you know the people that don't believe in crystals. Well more for us More for us

I have I'm wearing crystals. I have moonstone on I can feel and I have a moonstone on this finger Yeah, that's it and I have some other symbolic things, but those are my crystals that I have on Because you know, I play the most hyper masculine sports. So kind of Learning to show people you can have both. Yeah I'm a big moldy bite guy. Moldy bite. Moldy bite. I don't know about moldy bite What is the nature of moldy bite? Yeah, what does moldy bite do? So moldy bite is considered like the holy grail of stones It's a meteor from the Czech Republic the Czech Republic in Russia

And it amplifies any other stone like very very intensely But it also takes you from point a to point b on the fastest path Wow, thank you that you've been ignoring things that you haven't dealt with emotions What people in your life is really going to uproot that and it may be very difficult But again, it's going to get you what's been uh, what's been something that has been uprooted because of its fast track to truth for you Relationships a lot of my relationships my circle has changed my I left a formal relationship. Uh, it's just I made a new home Yeah, yeah, okay. Wow

What type of a crystals do you think could could help the browns right now? Do you think one of those you don't want to help the browns? There's nothing that we need to do to help the browns Czech Republic stones Do you think that could like install some of those around the facility in boraya? The problem is is that when you're playing home games Where they're, you know gridded up underneath the underneath the turf or the grass, whatever you have it's going to help My boyfriend too. Yeah, true. Yeah, Aaron Rodgers ever heard of them But let's make sure that the injuries are down and let's make sure that

Is so let's use some crystals for that. It's good for everybody. Yeah. Wow You're great. You're uh, you're your crystal knowledge is impressive. Good job Thanks, man. All right We're gonna we're gonna tag you when we put this video out so you and Danica can connect after that. All right All right, see you man. See you Devin. Good talking to you, buddy. Okay. Not good luck Well, he he's not on a roster. That's the one thing I do That's the one thing I don't understand about Devin could use and like I understand crystal Energy and everything but like if you're a big crystal guy, shouldn't that shouldn't the crystals get you on a roster

Well, it's got him that far. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Like you are assuming That football is his pinnacle. Yeah. Well, I mean he definitely wanted to make the team when he got cut last year But maybe that's not where he's supposed to be. Maybe the crystals are helping I'm just saying like to his truth Salesman I'd rather have someone who's on a team When you are seeking the truth the truth isn't always what you think it is Whoa, write that down the universe has other plans for Devin could juice and it might not be catching touchdowns Okay, we probably wouldn't do that and I'm gonna get some crystals. I gotta get some crystals

I really do like I forget every now and then like oh man crystal energy So what's one should I get to start moonlight? Moonstone Moonstone's kind of a magical crystals. It kind of it's like it's a crystal. I'm not he knows his crystals really well Um, I attach like a thought to a crystal because there are so many and there's so many Very close meanings and overlapping of of of what they mean as well Some of them are all that they have a similar trait to them Um, but moonstone's kind of more of the the stone of magic and you know

Do you leave crystals around the house? Like does it do you think it affects like uh, erin? How he plays? I mean, we have a lot of crystals We also have crystal bowls crystal bowls are um, this this emery view is just um, really it's surprising me I'm really impressed with you guys. It's pretty curiosity with the crystals Um and surprised um, but anyway back on the crystal path Um, the crystal rainbow here We have crystal bowls. So crystal bowls are alchemy bowls. So they are all you can play those So if anyone's ever been to a sound healing or heard about sound healing

um You can like you could youtube it or you know to listen to what crystal bowls are like or you can look at what they look like Some of them are just um, they are some of them are just white or just clear But then there are also ones where they mix in stones with them So those are the ones that I have or the ones that are mixed in and those are sort of like the the highest end Crystal bowls and they all play so they they're they also play a note And so it's musical um and so they play a note and that note then also corresponds with one of your energy centers or chakra points Okay, so depending on like the frequency. Yeah, exactly. So so every it's it's really interesting when I did the

Sound bowl session to find them. It was very intuitive I was there for like two hours and I had my eyes closed. There was some meditation and I felt like gladiator thumbs up thumbs down with my eyes closed Whether or not I like the sound of the bowl or not But then I also was able to identify where it hit me and sure enough it always correlated with the note Whoa without knowing I didn't even know that was a part of it. I was like retirement sounds awesome Have you thought about doing like a podcast about crystals talking crystals? We could be on it the idea Have you had someone on pretty intense? No, no, I haven't

I mean, I'm interested in all these things. So like genuinely, I would like I actually think why you might you know I am really truly interested. This isn't even a joke. You've asked me so many times I believe in all this stuff like I actually do I do you feel like you have to put on a tough front because you're here at Barstool Sports and you're like you've got to be like tough guy and you can't talk about something like crystals. No, no, I um I don't believe I struggle because I don't believe in like Like religion or god, but then this stuff. I'm like, maybe This is spirituality. Yeah a little different. I think that anything that makes you feel something is real to you. Yeah

Yeah, absolutely what resonates with you what works with you? Yeah, and um, you know then And I know that placebo effect sounds like something that quote doesn't work But placebo effects just a word Mm-hmm It is it implies that something worked. Yeah through the mind. They're they're medical studies where people's health has improved Like from a chronic disease because they think they're getting medication sugar pills. Yeah, so placebo effect isn't something that doesn't work. It works Right. It's just a word that has I think that negative thought to it or um, you know something that is not often not not really

um Real and it's totally real if you're getting better because you think a certain way Maybe think a certain way. Yeah, so you have to if you want to believe in crystals Well, because I just want to I mean it really is I'm looking for an edge gambling and like in general No, I'm being honest with you like I think that there's probably is a crystal out there for me So I'm going to find one. Well, I think that if if I'm going to dive into You want to be better at gambling and these crystals are something you're curious about now You're going into the sort of arena of intuition and feel and so if you can tap into

That side of you more and more and more you're going to be able to sit at a table. I this is my opinion, but um You'll be able to sit at the table and you'll be able to start to get Intuitional intuition hits of like now. Yes. No or like I know what you've got and I feel like all information is accessible Right. I really do In some way. I agree. So even if you're reading their mind, it's information. That's accessible In an intuitive way. Are you I'm getting super out there. You're staring at me so hard right now. Are you reading my mind? Well, what am I thinking right now? We'll say it on the count of three

one two three Damn nope No, I thought you guys had it too. I thought we had it for a second there. I really did Turns out I wasn't doing anything like you. Yeah. Well different sometimes At some point in the day you probably have that thought Uh speaking of erin

I am an owner of the green bay packers. Oh, yeah So he works for me right though. If you're a part owner, do you have a season? I've got my hat. I've got my hat over there Oh, it's up top up top on the shelf. It's very not fake. It's on the very top. There's that the cheesehead Yeah, so I'm an owner. I have a cheese cowboy hat at home. Yeah. So do you own the team as well? No, okay. So I own your boyfriend erin Uh, he shaved before the last game and then he stunk. I would like to find him 40 dollars For shaving before the game. He can pay me on cash app. Okay, that's fine. But I hereby find him. I'll see if he's good for it Did you make that long?

Uh, no, what happened was is it was halloween And we decided to be characters from Napoleon Dynamite, which was uncle rico who you know Just wanted to go back to 82 and he didn't he won state So he's a football player x football player and I was deb Yeah Did I have the sleeves? No, I was just in like a little collared shirt with my You know light white wash jeans and my fanny pack. Okay fanny packs for life, by the way. Yes. They're so practical I agree. I had one that has a boombox on it so you can play your jams wherever you go. It's cool. That's a great idea for hiking and walking

I'm gonna look into that And uh, and so he has an ability to transform his look through his facial hair so easily, right? I mean, we've seen it the stash that you name it like he he's good at that He really gets a good mustache going so uncle rico Had a mustache correct So he had to he gave himself a mustache for halloween and then he's like he's like then as soon as it was over Gone with the mustache let it grow back out So he's still a scruffy. He just wasn't as like

I just I bet on the pack. I hate the packers, but I bet on the packers And then I saw his face like midway through the second quarter. I was like god damn it. That's it Well, I bet given the fact that we had a snowstorm the other night. It's probably growing back pretty good Is that what happens? He gets hairier as the weather changes Well, it's it's it's because you need the facial hair to stay warm true and it's been a week or two now So it doesn't take too long I can't grow up which is also probably why he doesn't mind just cutting shaving making a mustache whatever because he's like

Oh, just in a two hours. It'll be back. So So yeah, I I'm gonna bet he's gonna look back to normal everything will go well But hey, I mean the chargers had to have a good game at some point, right? No They were you know, and I guess if you're gonna have one of your worst games like offense and defense was wasn't You know, it wasn't jiving and they had their best game of the year You know, I'd rather I'd rather it be like that than be really close and oh, you know Like get that bad game out of the way learn from it and I agree with that actually make strong Yeah, I mean if you just get like blown out it was a meaning sometimes better

Yeah, it gives a team that's not gonna do much would that be would that work for race car driving too? Like would there be times where it's like, hey, you just if it's like a bad day. It's just a bad day well, I mean I'm thinking but from a blowout standpoint from really close I mean you tend to not think what did I do wrong when it was really close you think holy crap What do I need to do when it goes really bad? So um, there were times where you know, I was on a four car team at the end of my cup career and Or at the end of my career when I raced cup and you know

If someone or two would do really well then it was like oh everything's fine And I would always get really frustrated because it wasn't fine There was issues and not every car is the same either and But if someone had a good day, they're like, well, I guess everything's okay And so if everyone had a bad day though, it was kind of more accountability on the team and what to do and fixing things and so Um, so I think sometimes there's a little more incentive and motivation to solve the problem when it's a little more dramatic Gotcha. Gotcha. So um Last time we had you on I think we asked you all the standard race car questions

So we're not going to ask you like is there a horn? Is there a turn signal? Do you pee yourself? Are you dived up your friends? So we're going to get into some more. So I did see that Uh, a russian billionaire hired you to drive him around now. I was well, it's actually his girlfriend But um, it was a surprise. But yeah, that story pissed me off surprise that story. Oh, I was part of this I didn't like that story and I'll tell you why because when I heard you introduce the story I was like that's all that sounds great And then he just hired you to drive him around the track and go really fast I thought it was a super flex that he like hired you and flew you out to vegas

To drive him and his buddies up and down the strip from like the palomino club Like I was there like I was their driver for the Yes, you you so you'd rather have me drive you around on the streets following the rules sort of that when driving on a racetrack It would be a flex to walk out of uh, the spearman rhino and be like, hey my limo is out here I'm being driven by dammit rhino. Don't act like you don't know I really don't know it's what shows up on air and credit cards Until like a couple years ago because I never did it So what I said, I didn't even know what netflix and chill meant until I was in an

In uh at a sponsor event sitting there and someone asked a question at the end and everybody kind of giggled I'm like, I don't I don't really have netflix But I mean I like to chill out and you know and they like realized I had no idea what that meant Wait, so you invented netflix and chill no I was way behind so do I know so you can't so I'm telling you I'm sheltered And I don't know what the spearman rhino is a club of ill repute, which is actually a great club Gentlemen's cabaret. Yes. Oh, it's burlesque a house of noir. Oh, I think I just made that one out of nudity Yeah, all right top and bottom. Got it. Got it. You really get up pretending that you don't know actually

I don't know what it is. It's not full nudity, but the palomino is so if if I was a russian billionaire in oligarch And I walked out of the palomino and said, you know what? I'm tired of bottomless. I want to go to uh the spearman rhino Which has bottoms? Here's my driver. It's danica patrick in this limo. That is the biggest flex you could ever get. That's what I would do instead I just you just described to what your hope and dream was. Um I can't do that for you. I'm not saying that for me. Oh You don't want oh russian oligarch. Okay, what would your price be for uh an oil magnate from Siberia to be like, hey, I want danica to drive me up and down the strip

Um for six hours worth of driving for six hours and mostly you just sit in the car waiting for him. Yeah What would you pay for it? What would what would be a reasonable fee sir charge? Maybe like a hundred bucks an hour So how many times do you want to multiply that by to get my rate? I think you could get somebody to pay $500,000 three billion if you could find someone to pay me $500,000 Three billion 10% Yeah, okay, sweet. I'm gonna do that. What kind of car do you drive regularly? Um, usually a Range Rover or a rental. Oh and rentals run the gamut. Do you get do you get like when you rent a car? Are you like I kind of want like the nice ones that have a good engine? No. Oh really?

I mean, I get whatever I get and a lot of times it's flying into Uh, fbos and private airports. So the the stock of cars is not also as good sometimes Oh thoughts and prayers. So thoughts and prayers. Yeah. Does that bother you when you when you drive a car? You're like this this hemi. I don't know what that means. This hemi sucks Yeah, I might have had a hemi actually I remember there was one that I drove around that was like A van size Buick and it wasn't a van but it was an suv And there was dense and like white x marks to mark the dense on it before I even got it

And I thought man is this raising my street cred or lowering it. What do you think? You guys are good people to ask for this. I think if you have No, I think it's raising because you're gonna be like, yeah gotten some wrecks, you know Like was just trying to slingshot the dude on on the highway It's not raising my street cred because you know what who cares that it's not nice. I can drive anything. Yes Well, no, it's like I'm I'm gonna I am I make moves when I'm driving Do you see these dents like that's how aggressive what if I what about flying? Coach like commercial and flying coach you is that raising my street cred or lower lowering big time lowering

I think you can fly coach. I think it'd be weird. I think it's raising my street cred like how normal she is. Yeah, no You're not I don't think you're normal enough to be able to be normal and coach If you were if you were in coach and you were like middle seat on a southwest flight and I sat next to you I would be like Wow, she made some bad investments. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you think she's actually a lot more poor than everyone She bought a shitload of crystals go daddy stocks down. Yeah. Yeah She spent them all on Yeah, that one would probably selenite moon rock moon rock

What about the people of green bay when you go to like the grocery store to people like hey, what's up danica? Yeah, that's raising. I go to the grocery store a lot. Yes. That's raising your street care. Okay. Yeah, there isn't a whole foods in green bay, right? No, definitely not. No way Definitely not. There's a fresh time though and that does the trick I actually thought at one point in time it was only festival and I thought man I'm gonna have to drive to madison to hold foods every 10 days to get groceries. Yes. Yes. That's what that's a drive What is the thing that erin complains the most about about his new coach? Good question pft. Thank you. Uh, nothing. There's just nothing. He's just you know, everything's

All the time because winking at us you act like I'm gonna answer these questions But isn't it cool how well it's going, I mean, oh so cool. I'm so excited for yeah, I know that you think Yeah, I'm very glad you like the floor. Yeah big gets a huge We actually went up and interviewed him. Yeah Great fine. He's kind of a wonderful man Great man You don't want him to be on your show again, do you? No, I don't care. I do. Yeah, no What did you think of him? I loved him. Wonderful person. Great person. Yeah, he's fine as an owner. He's a model employee

What about uh, john kuhn? Have you met him? Uh, I don't think I've actually met john kuhn But I know who he is and he's it was a player and now he is um Part of the does he do the radio or does the does the media and does the yeah Like um, all right. I got one last question your podcast pretty intense dream guest Oprah Oprah you knew that right away too. Yeah, were you I mean all right. Give me another one bernay brown, who's that? Um, she's if you like crystals and you like spirituality. She's really good at kind of diving into the personal side of you

Like talking about things like um vulnerability Like what was the guy's name that we talked about who was talking about his crystal saying it taps like it's the masculine feminine energy to bring it out. Um, she's gonna help you Balance your energies out by bringing out, you know, your vulnerability your honesty and courage And um, you know, so bernay brown's she and she's a fantastic storyteller Let's get her on our show before danica. Well, I was gonna say do you want to ask us who are dream guesses? I actually would really like air modders actually. Yes. All right. So if we get you Oprah I tell you what I FaceTime devon could juice for you. You should FaceTime Aaron right now. Yeah, I can't believe

That was so easy You knew I mean come on. I don't know if he's ever done your show or not. He's not yes Um, we will get you Oprah. You get a seren if I got you Oprah I might have to kidnap Oprah bring her to you, but would that not Would you then be like hey, Aaron? Can you do me a solid? Uh, these guys got me Oprah. They kidnap Wow, that's an interesting proposition. Yeah. I mean, I'm down for it I mean, I could put that sort of claws in of no illegal activity to get these guests We borrowed Oprah

Parking lot. Yeah, we it's like a remake of self. I feel like if I say yes to that Oprah if she Catches wind of this at all. We'll be like definitely not going on that show. Well, maybe the opposite. Maybe we're like, hey, Oprah We won't kidnap you Do it yourself. That's right This psychology is so messed up Right, right. Um, all right, the easiest move for everybody involved would be now Oprah if you're listening to this just go on a show And she's a listener. Don't make us get our hands dirty. She's a big time listener. She's a listener Everyone knows Oprah loves part of my team. Um, all right, you get a car stick and you get a car stick

All right, you know her stuff at least. Yes. Yes, uh, Danica. Thank you so much pretty intense podcasts find it everywhere Anywhere you listen to podcasts anywhere you listen to podcasts. We appreciate it. You're a friend. You're always welcome back And uh, best of luck with the podcast and I'm excited for some I'm gonna the crystal storyline continues next time you come on. I will have a crystal you better I'll have one around my neck and I'm like boom won all my bets crystals. Good luck. Yeah. All right. Thanks That interview with Danica Patrick and special guest was brought to you by movement That's right black friday is here and so is movements watches The biggest sale of the entire year for a limited time only

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Yeah, including the aj green interview rock and refuel. Go get it now This is loser leaves town sunday. It is it is loser leaves town sunday. We have two monster Monster loser leave town games between the titans and cults and the browns and stealers. Yep. Ho ho Brown stealers is a big one. I think the titans. I think titans cults just big There's a chance that one of those two teams could make the playoffs even if they lose this game But brown stealers This is the rubicon. This is it the portal. I still think it's a total game

I still think that the uh, that the browns are gonna run the table So I explained to you what a portal game was on the live stream last night But uh, a lot of people probably weren't watching that portal game And the bears had one a couple weeks ago that I kept on saying it's a portal But the browns have a portal game in that on the other side of this game against the stealers on sunday They have an actual easy schedule ish Okay, if they win this game They basically hit the portal to possibly running the table. So this is the big hurdle

It's I likened it to getting a star and mario kart if they can win this game They have the star and now they can just start running over teams and going way faster than the lightning bolt or the light Yeah, I when you first said portal game was like like uh, a poor man's blake portal No, this is the game which would be ryan tanahill if they can win this game They have a chance to run the table because after this game. So they go they go to pit Listen, they have to play against duck. Yes, which we should we should put that in we should put this in here So we broke the news today uh via mark mcgrath of sugar ray He uh, he instructed mason that mason was going to get benched in favor of duck and uh, here's mark mcgrath to let you know

Exactly how that's going to shake out Hey, what is up mason? It's mark mcgrath from the band sugar ray off the charts, but always in your hearts and uh These are the tough ones. I have to do you know, um Mason unfortunately the team is uh has not been uh delivering And we're gonna have to go in a different direction. You know, it's time to make that change and duck Is going to be our new starting quarterback going forward. You've done a hell of a job. You gave it your all But uh, someone's got to you know, someone's got to take the blame And usually it'd be me coach, but it's going to be you mason this time

I'm sorry You're an important part of this team. Of course team is always about The sum of its parts not just the parts. There is no me and team There's no I either There might be a me either way duck we're gonna have to uh Throw the ball to you. You're not gonna be our starter enough you're this leader and mason We're gonna need you to be that guy on the bench that really is there supporting duck and the rest of the team

So, uh, let's move forward productively in the manner that we know how to do professionally And uh, thank you mason for your contributions, but you no longer services will be needed Shout out to duck. Let's move forward. It's from coach Good luck guys the rest of the way So thank you to mark mcgrath from sugar ray. Um, mike tommyland saying Duck hasn't killed us yet. Yeah when talking about uh putting him in instead of mason rudoff real bad a couple weeks from mason rudoff Uh, but the portal game back to the portal game after this the browns have bangles cardinals ravens bangles ravens at home

Already beaten them They could run the table if they win this game I think that they will and even if they lose one of these games per my espn Playoff machine simulator that I've run nonstop for the last two days The browns still could make the playoffs at nine and seven It's very possible that they get a tiebreaker Over the titans and over the uh, Indianapolis Colts or the texans, whichever one of those teams Also ends up at nine and seven so the titans colts the other loser leaves town game

I think it's just as important both teams sitting at six and five and it feels like The narrative coming out of this is going to be colts are Uh back and you know, they had a little blip there where brian horrier was in and all that stuff Or the titans winning this game. I really do think everyone's just going to say they turned a corner against the chiefs And now they're just going to pound teams. Yeah, is this the uh, is this the game from two years ago where frank rike Decided to go for it on fourth down and didn't make it but his whole team was so excited. Yes that he gave him faith Yes, yeah, so this is uh, this is a big one for the colts. This is what got it all started On their little run that they've been on recently. Um, we also have a heisman game

Uh, the eagles vs. Dolphins cars once has to have a heisman game So it's when they went when a quarterback plays a really inferior opponent. It has to put up big time numbers Yes to have a moment. Yeah, it's when like when's hurt though when we still had The ea sports ncda a game and you would schedule a cupcake week one So your quarterback can get 15 touchdowns So that at the end of the season you had like 60 touchdowns The heisman game does he have any wide receivers to play with this week doesn't matter. He's got to have a heisman game He's got to put it all on his shoulders and go for it. It's a stat padding heisman game

He's got to be so pissed off that another quarterback came in and took the the duck killing Mantra from him took the duck killing crown. That is tough. That is tough. What other games are you looking forward to? Uh, I mean that that's gonna be my big one I'm very much looking forward to the money in that game, which is going to be seahawks vikings Which we'll get to we'll get to but I just want to say remind me to bet the under on that one Okay, a little bonus under because cleat blakeman is the referee and I got a tip that cleat has been 10 and 0 on unders this year I didn't check it, but I got the tip. I don't know why somebody make that up That would be a mean thing to make a very mean thing the 10 and 0 on unders cleat blakeman the 49ers ravens game is going to be fantastic

and uh the Raiders chiefs game that's also a sneaky game where We're anti read off a buy and the raiders this is going to be their chance to actually be still in this thing If they lose this game, it's probably curtains on the raiders making this push That no one saw coming I don't know it will be it's going to be a fun game to watch that's just I like the afc west battles I just always have loved watching afc west football. Yeah, it's andy reed after buy a week versus andy reed after Thanksgiving

It's those are the two forces that are really meeting in this one. Um, John gruden is I don't think john gruden celebrates Thanksgiving He's thankful for literally everyone except for david car He's thankful for every quarterback and quarterback prospect and kid who might have thrown a football at some point in his life Except for mitchell trabisky who he was not excited about the night of the draft If john gruden isn't excited about you as a quarterback as a young quarterback Uh, I don't think that's true. You got nothing. Where did you see that? It was during the draft He wasn't doing draft milk hyper was eating the pumpkin pie and it was that was kind of loud

So maybe I think you this is this is the mitch trabisky derangement syndrome that everyone has this is fake news This is like the guy who said could you imagine drafting mitch trabisky over lamar jackson? That's what you're doing, right? No, I'm just changing the course of history You're just you're ignoring john gruden's very prescient take on draft on draft night on draft Really? Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen a single quarterback that has sat down in a room with john gruden that he hasn't nutted himself over Except for mitchell. I have mitch trabisky derangement syndrome the other way where i'm just trying to forget history. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun Yeah, admit and black yourself. The only way I can cope Hank, are you excited for some of that football patriot to texas? Yep. This is the game patriot get back in a role

They always dominate the texas prime time game. I think this is a game. They win by 10 to 14 points except He has trouble bill bellichick has trouble with mobile quarterbacks Not the texas and that's not true. Well, nick sabin does and so bill bellichick and nick sabin are best friends So therefore he has nick sabin is best friends with bill bellichick Oh, you don't you don't think that friendship goes two ways? I mean he coached underneath him, you know Nick sabin to bill bellichick is just another coach that you know, it's on his coaching tree Uh, I disagree but also the ravens beat the patriots this year Mobile quarterback. Well, yeah, but as we've established that was just to give them false confidence going into the playoffs

So wouldn't the patriots want to do the exact same thing to the texas since they usually wind up meeting each other No, but they need they need this game bad And bill knows that. Yeah, you don't want to go to baltimore. No No, be more Honestly, I'm a little worried. I need the ravens the ravens. I said it right now PFT I Bellichick has trouble. We took an uber home last night and I was like if the patriots played the ravens tomorrow I don't know how they would win. Oh

Are you cracking? I'm not cracking and I always have ultimate faith. This happens a lot where it's like, you know This could be the end of the run. Are they gonna do it? They always do but The ravens just look so dominant and the patriots have looked so Average to borderline gross the last two weeks that you need them to go from average to absolute savage Max Hickardwood over there predicting the the demise of the patriots dynasty. I'm not. I'm just saying you turned on him No, I'm saying You just became before our very eyes is tom brady over the hill. Is this the end of the dinosaur?

I said the ravens has nothing to do with the patriots Everything to do with the ravens and how dominant they look just do what I said earlier in the show. They're peaking too early Yes, that's what I'm saying. The playoffs are a long way away, but I need I need that I need them to start coming down a little bit There is an element of the patriots season so far that I wouldn't be shocked if in december they just start Uh, like having an incredible offense out of nowhere. Well, they're like, what? I don't think it's necessarily that it would be an incredible offense But they tend to get better on offense when it gets colder outside

And so they get less bad than everyone else does so it looks like they're just becoming a juggernaut And I think a lot of it is bella check is an ultimate thermometer guy. He weaponizes thermometers He puts when it's really cold outside He'll install fake thermometers that say it's like five degrees and put them inside the locker room or inside the tunnels leading out So I mean if I'm the Texans or if I'm the ravens and I'm walking out on that field I'm teddy bridge water, right? Yeah, all right for the Well, I guess I would be in the nfc But if I'm like if I'm lamar jackson or if I'm the shan watson and I'm seeing

Negative four degrees negative three degrees. I'm shitting myself before that game. I'm getting a little scared bad weather games Um, should we do should we finish up with some f aq's before we get to his son manage? Let's do it. Yeah Oh wait, I also shit. I should have said I have um, we want to give our picks for those Uh, oh you oh, yeah, I forgot you want to do picks real quick. Why don't you just rattle them off then over Kansas City, Oakland 51 and a half same in for the same shit under Uh, I'm gonna go Tampa Bay at Jacksonville same and a half Fuck same big dick versus big balls total package. I've got my favorite ravens minus six. Oh reverse same

My my underdog is 49ers And uh, same same my underdog is Houston plus three. What and my favorites the patriots. There you go Um, by the way, I have a can't lose parlay at one last week. A lot of people are haters jets packers chiefs Jets who are the jets playing you think chiefs lose jets playing the Bengals Jets, but any Dalton's back. That's fine jets packer chiefs Any Dalton wasn't making out with any babes this weekend jets packers chiefs. How does that lose? The Bengals no, yeah, because you know why the Bengals have a game in hand on the number one overall draft pick

They can afford to win one chiefs They can afford to take their foot off the gas of tanking. Listen, you're talking to a guy who's one and only his last one Can't lose parlay. That's true. All right, so I cannot lose on a roll. Um, all right, Hank Let's do some FAQs and we're going to do Hasan Minaj on the other side of them Yes, this is a little I did it's FAQ Thanksgiving stories guys on chicks. Whatever. It's a it's a mishmash Sup boys this year my birthday lands on blackout Wednesday I'm planning on living up the holiday, but I'm sure my friends are going to try and kill me on alcohol on top of that I'm already planning to be erin guy on thursday

But what other things can I do to seem half alive at Thanksgiving dinner and avoid a three-day hangover blackout wednesday? I'm assuming that's that's today Yes, today. Well, as Bob said on our two days ago. Oh, yeah, if you have a I mean if you have to work on friday Blackout, yeah, let's ask bubba for how to avoid blackout wednesday. I haven't blacked out in a while I think he would be the the exact wrong person to ask. I was just gonna say don't Do you remember the last time you blacked out? Well, no question I would say uh delete the twitter app from your phone so that you don't tweet anything out from the wrong account

Yeah, do you actually just don't take your phone out with you? Yeah, I'm actually that might be a really bad idea Take your yeah, take your phone. No, don't take your phone. Why leave Leave your phone next to your uh on your mom's nightstand on loud and put in your pocket a If I'm blacked out, please call this number And then have your mom come save you or just write it on your forehead before you go out What about um, they say beer before liquor you'll never be sicker liquor before wine before heroin whoa

and Your family will be burying. Okay. Okay. That was dark. Hey pmt I absolutely love my boyfriend, but i'm texting in because I hope this will be a wake-up call for him I had been steadily seeing the same guy for over a year now and he's great We're both homebodies, so most of the time we're together. We're watching movies This was really fun until we were a few months in and I had never been allowed to pick a movie Over a year later and I have picked one movie to watch the entire time The worst part is he will only watch a movie if it has adam sandler in it and everything else is basically off limits

Please help me. Thanks guys. Why is that bad? Yeah, he likes to keep things light I like this guy. He's just picking all the adam sandler movies over and over. How many times do you watch big daddy? infinity Um, how do you fix this? Kick him off the tour dug I'm trying to think what you can do to maybe make your Hmm You need to

You need to pick one movie that you know is going to guarantee that he will like it and then constantly remind him How you picked a winner or make him watch jack and jill? And that will just get him off of adam sandler movies forever. Why was that one bad? I mean, yeah, I didn't see that. I had adam sandler in it It's honestly, I enjoy watching it because it's like one of my favorite so bad. It's good movies, but it's I think you got to wean them off So you got to find an actor that's similar to adam sandler, but not adam sandler And then just start them on those like wilson brothers the wilson brothers or

kevin james Start them on hitch start them on hitch. It's just a good movie. It's just a good movie. Yep. And then from hitch you can parlay that into Uh, any number of wil smith movies? pursuit of happiness men in black men in black and then you can watch All of wil smith's son's movies, which are really good. Is he make movies now? They made that one together. He's a musical artist Yeah, they did two together the twitter where he's like he's I love his twitter because he's like 14 and he's fake deep and you're like, dude, you're 14 Well, he's like that. He's like 19 now. Whatever. He was 14 at some point. He was 14

Yes, sup boys. I was having sex with a guy who I know has had a lot of sex But he only lasted about two minutes. Oh, how was it? Wait, wait, oh You got lucky two minutes. Yeah. So where'd you find this dick slinging king stallion? That'd be very good. Yeah, yeah, that's the answer. Wait, well, you have a stallion What was the question is like now i'm really sore and I don't know if I have enough energy to go again tomorrow Because the sex was so good My had sex for two minutes and this guy made me orgasm 17 times. It was incredible girls don't come damn

Sup thick cat not so vertically challenged pft and producer of the year hank My ex-girlfriend wants to hook up next week because we Because both of our birthdays fall on that week and she wants to hang out She just called things off with her fiance like two weeks ago after seeing me at a wedding We dated back at high school and i'm out of college now I know I'll see her at the bar Wednesday night and I don't know what to do. Oh, yeah, she's got a kid Do I go through with it? Even though she's got a kid Does she want to get back together and and have me raise some dudes, baby

I'm leaning towards just saying fuck it and doing it. But I guess give me your take. Thanks. Well, first of all, we don't kid shame No, that's mean Um, I mean it's got a factor in the equation now. No, well, I mean by having a kid that is kind of selfish I would think about it It would be on it would be on a pros It would definitely it would be on a pros and cons list if I if big cat was trying to take me home I would I would honestly think like I don't want to have to walk out of his bedroom

Holding my shoes in my hand tomorrow morning and have his kid in the living room And then I'll have to make small talk terrible. Yep. Yep. Uh, yeah I think I think you I think this guy already knows the answer to this question because he's gonna get way too drunk on Wednesday And just have sex with her. Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna do it anyways. He's also Kind of convincing himself that it's a good thing to do. You know how he threw in like it's both our birthdays So that's why we're gonna hang out week. Yeah, so we both have the same birthday. So I guess I gotta fuck her Naturally, my I always see my ex-girlfriends on our birthday week And then he was also saying that like she saw him at a wedding and that's why

She broke up with her fiance. So it would almost be a disservice to her Yes, if you didn't hook up with her because she threw away her life was dude, you're just rebound Yeah, she she broke up with her fiance. She's not getting married. She just wants to fuck somebody. So do it So just do the honorable thing Wrap it up. What's up guys, especially errand cat does pumpkin pie make the mount rushmore of pie? Yes, no, no. Yeah, definitely. I like a good pumpkin pie. No, but that's not what he asked Yeah, like a good mount rushmore. No, no, all right. No pie. Definitely not pumpkin pie sweet potato pie I like cheesecake, which is a pie and I like chocolate pie

So you just left up apple pie. Oh, that's a pie apples. Oh blueberry is good too blueberry pie strawberry rhubarb pie peach pie Peach papaya, I'm gonna suck pumpkin pie does not make it's fine for Thanksgiving It is in no way on the mount rush. We've become who we hated. I know but the Hank knew that he's he's been doing this He's been subversive to us for the last couple days. Okay pumpkin pie I'm gonna take off sweet potato because it's too similar. I don't even know that me I don't even know if they're both fall pies pumpkin cheesecake chocolate apple boom

All right, I'm well end with this idea pie isn't that just cake? No, it's chocolate. It's it's like more of a pie I mean, I'm down for it. It's flower. It's but no, it's okay. There's no That's like calling it tele pizza pizza. Yeah, the answer is ice cream cake All right, this is a uh a genius idea That I think we need to like contact these people and get involved with it Sup big cat we man pft and hey My lab partner and I that makes me Preston We're thinking of a business that's on the edge of being inappropriate but not illegal

We came up with a restaurant solely based off the human body Everything is named or based off the body. I call it the cadaver cafe Meat could be served off a skeleton rolled to your table and have chicken fingers ribs and soup and a skull head I think this person just finally discovered good idea that when they eat food and meat that it actually comes from something's body And their mind is just blown by that Yeah, this isn't a good idea So, yeah, unless you're trying to market the cannibals And I don't think cannibals are big spenders really they just you like to source their products free range for free

I actually there's one more on on the animal side of it. You thought that was a good idea Yeah cadaver cafe cadaver cafe. What would you get there hank? Uh ribs ribs Yeah, fork ribs. I would like soup out of a skull sounds pretty sweet rotiss definitely happens at nick cage's house brain stew Hey boys, especially Hank winky face I'm going to Thanksgiving on my boyfriend side of the family and we're going to a very rural town his uncle What rural

I'm okay with that. I've had trouble Rural rivalry week row. Hey, you just sound like you were purring like you were like you were a cat peanut butter in my mouth Yeah, please cat His uncle who host has a man cave with over 20 mounted animals on the walls He even has stuffed zebra heads hanging up. I'm too scared to even look at them But my boyfriend insists I should act like it's normal in order to fit in and impress his family What do I do? Uh bring 40 pizzas and have a meet him in 30 days

I think you just pop at john's house you do that or you could uh Find the local bat that lays white guano and then recover it and then bring it back to the village and then you're a hero Because it sounds like you were just stuck in that room from ace matured too Yeah, this this sucks because uh, I would say an entire room of animal heads probably would be creepy. So It's a literal man cave. Yeah, it is. I guess it is. So yeah, I guess act natural I guess your boyfriend's giving you the best advice just you know being be Act natural in someone else's home. I don't know I I don't know be yourself be yourself bring your own carcass. Well, no being herself means she'll probably like throw

Like pita fake blood all over it So don't be yourself. It would be rude to show up On your way there try to run over deer and then bring that inside be like there you go There it is like a cat making an offering here. We find it. All right Let's do our interview with Hassan minaj and everyone have a healthy happy safe Thanksgiving and we will see everyone on sunday nights. I love you guys Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest it is comedian Hassan minaj. He's got the patriot act on netflix You got to watch it. He is uh a alumni alumnus from the daily show

He did the white house correspondence dinner He had a one-man show called homecoming king If you don't know who he is you're gonna know who he is and you got to watch uh patriot act So new season's coming out. Yeah this sunday man november 10th. Okay. Um, first of all, good to see you We actually have shared dinner before so we should get that out of the way so people know Oh our personal relationship. Yeah, this certain pft and I uh, we're at a dinner and you were there as well I don't think we even spoke But you could feel us, right? I could feel that your guys's energy for sure

I think I spoke to you a couple times. It was like, you know, we're like, hey, what's up? It was a giant place. It was a giant table. That's what I remember Yeah, it was a huge table. I don't think I think everybody looked at a place It was it was an interesting combination because we're yeah, we're friends with tommy and he invites us to these places The tommy and it's always a little awkward for us because we're We just always feel out of place when we go to these like it's very accomplished people and then they go around And they're like, what do you do and everyone's like, oh I play in the NBA or I have a netflix special We're like, we have a podcast and everyone has a podcast. Well, that's what was funny

It was it was big podcast talk in the room though at that dinner It just so happened that out of the 20 people or so that were there I think 19 of them had a podcast That were based in brooklyn our our big the way we stood out was our podcast is based in manhattan. Yeah So it's like we're so we're big leagues. Yeah Yes, um, but yeah, it's good to have you here. Thanks. I've watched your show I followed what you did on the daily show ever since, you know, you came up with john stewart there That must have been like a dream a dream gig, huh? Yeah, man. He's the goat. Yeah, he's he's mount rushmore. You know what I mean?

Okay, he's nice for me. I think nice panda. Yeah, I think I think everybody that's not a panda We let's have the full let's have the full analysis. That was good. I would I would say I would say stewarton colbert No, you're pandering to our audience. You didn't even realize what you did. We don't rush more segment all summer long Oh, I didn't know that. I was like, I was like I'm pandering to stew No, no, no people come in and it's clear. Yeah, I think michael jordan is one of the greatest of all time It's a good panda. I would agree with you. I think it's stewart It's uh, john oliver trevor noah and craig kilburn. You're not rush more daily show. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah I think the two that everybody they you bear their fingerprints

Uh is either colbert or stewart. Mm-hmm To me to me. So you went through the transition too. I was there the transition Yeah, so how was that? Was it was it rocky to go from I would imagine having a presence like that and john stewart And then being like, all right. Well, he's gone. Dude. I had just gotten I just proposed to my wife We're about to get married And he announces that he's leaving. I'm like, dude, you cannot do this to me, man You cannot do this to me. I told him this. I was like, I feel like I'm playing for the 98 bulls. Yeah It's the party's over. Yeah. Yeah, like come on, dude stick around. Yeah

Um, and I remember like at one of his meetings when he announced this in front of like all the writers He was like, so I'm gonna be leaving and blah blah blah and I go, hey man You're gonna come back though like mj with the wizards And he looked at me and he was just like No, no And everybody in the room everybody in the room was like mj in the wizards. Yeah, you know what I mean? This is like this is like a political comedy writing room. Right, right. Yeah, he shows up on uh on Fox news like four years later. I just doing a show there

Um, he so when he leaves were you trying to did you have any designs on maybe taking that job as being the guy on the daily show? They were you know, they were offering it to big heavy hitters, right? Like the Chris rock was in the mix. Amy Schumer. I was like, I just got to keep my job, man Like it was one of the first times in my life. I had health insurance. You guys have health insurance. Yeah, uh, Now we got We're talking about it last week. We're 90 percent sure we have health didn't for a long time But I think ever since we moved to new york and like clean this thing up. We've all had health insurance Health care isn't born. It's like walk it off. That's my health walk it off. Yeah. Yeah to me

It was that for a long time prayer and walk it off. Yes. Yeah, so you had health insurance And so I was like, I got to keep this and just to be able to like consistently pay rent. So as that transition I'm super grateful like trevor took over the show And anytime you have like, you know, a new host of a thing You would imagine they're gonna clean house. So I was like, oh, I'm I'm gone, but Trev was so great. He kept me clapper, you know, Jessica Williams and and that was I tell him this all the time I was like that was critical for me financially. Yeah, that is the sport the sports analogy there is when a new gm comes in They're like, oh, I didn't draft this guy. Yeah, like I don't care. I have no I have no loyalty to him

Yeah, so you you survived that and uh, obviously flourished What um, I I was reading an article about you and it said that you like to do comedy with the message Can you explain that? Oh, dude, I don't know. No, no, but here's here's my well. Here's here's the follow-up because it'll be the eye roll No, no, no, I want to know what you really mean by that because I think we do comedy with a message like You talk about important issues. Have you discussed mike francessa farting on radio? No, I have not so you don't do the Yes, I don't push it. That's what I'm saying when it comes to true biting stuff that's speaking to the power It's you guys, right? Okay. So you yeah, so you're kind of a fraud. I am. Yeah, all right. That was really the question Yeah, that's why I'm here, dude. I'm here to acknowledge greatness

No, but seriously, do you you like the comedy? I think there's a weird we're in a weird spot in the world right now When you say like, oh, I just want to make people laugh or um Try to make people laugh people like wow all these issues aren't very funny Dude, it's you know what it is and it's it's sports is such a great analogy for it You just got to make people feel something man That's really what it is and like the people that we watch growing up that meant a lot to us made you feel A thing it was more than just

Oh, they have so many receptions that they can they they dunk or certain way It's they made you feel In the people that I admired the most They would be able to play in silence really well Chappelle Carlin prior rock Those guys like live in silence

And like the stuff that you talk about after you go see one of their shows on the drive home There's a lot of the Those pockets of silence right so what we say when you say live in silence It's like you know, they're doing a stand-up routine and there are some times where it's not necessarily like there's no punchline You crush you come out of an applause break. Yeah, then you like you pivot into sort of this monologue Where all right You're kind of Do you know what i'm saying? It's like a joke and then you're like, but seriously

Yeah, and then you say the serious part the best comics to me Are go you're you're joking not joking Which gives you the ultimate power as court jester Like dude, i'm joking But i'm joking but i'm making you laugh about it. Yeah, I agree with that I think that if you can make somebody laugh while delivering a message the message is 10 times more likely to get through yeah if you just lecture somebody about it But the best ones are like there's no message dude. There's no message at all. Yeah, is I tricked you into thinking there's no message

Dude, come on i'm not virtue signally The message is coming coming from inside your brain dude supreme's awesome. Yeah, the best I love supreme and I love carlile group. What's wrong with that? That's great. Yeah, bro. Fuck the message Fucking supreme and carlile group is the shit. Yeah, I think you're actually you're smarter than us. You know what I need to do? That's like that's the right. Yeah, it's almost I think the best message is when you accidentally make a message, but you didn't even realize it Yeah, so then people are like, why do you think that and you're like, I don't even know Can I tell you what lebron should have done with this whole like hong kong situation?

He should have worn a hoodie that says that just says I am just an athlete and then it has the flag of china on the back And be like dude, i'm just i'm just an athlete Yeah, he should have been like i'm gonna shut up and dribble and and reverse it on ever Yeah, that's what he should have done would have been the reverse. He said the worst possible outcome Yeah, yeah, just said like you won. I'm not gonna say anything or you know what he could have said He's be like you really want me to be up on like international politics. There's too much to keep up Well, that was my our take on it was that lebron in a weird way actually helped like the america's Education on what's going on there because I didn't really read about it until lebron fucked up

And I was like, oh, I got a hammer lebron. Yeah, I hate him. I better read up. I got to read up on these 60 days of protests What are they protesting? Yeah, right? Like I get my a my case for uh, how lebron is a scumbag has to be airtight So then I read way like more than I ever would have totally because I think everybody who was just looking at like the front page Of the newspaper was just like look. There's just a bunch of hypebeasts in hong kong. Yeah, right, right, right? Honestly, when you look at the photos of the protesters, I was like, oh, hi. Oh, this is the protesters brought to you by hypebeast.com Right. Yeah, they look great over the fit was the fits were incredible It's been great. We just has nobody brought up like how good the fashion was for the hong kong protesters. You have to look good when you're protesting You know democracy or the the the opposite. I don't know who fit them. John elliott. Who was on it?

I don't know. It's a great way to to get more recognition in the united states Well, it's like you'll see people over here being like, yeah, if you if you can look that awesome while protesting That's something I was it's like when the hot felon goes viral. They're like Hot felon like look at his mugshot. He's so hot. Yeah, but he's a felon, right? Like, yeah, but he's but look at those eyes He's so dreamy. Yeah. Yeah. I think that if lebron had come out and said if he had been Way too educated about china that would have been a good move too to like start lecturing us about the price of Steel tariffs and things like that and what it's doing to to rural communities. That would have been wild though That would have been great if he dropped like a full-on monologue. Yes. Yes. We're all on we're all on house of highlights

We're like, huh? Yeah, it's so the monologue is so long yet. It has to be on an IG TV video You're like, yeah, he goes for four and a half minutes. You have to hit click Yeah, keep watching just to get to the the steel tariff. Yeah, at least you didn't advocate for like Capturing the Dalai Lama. He drew the line. He didn't say anything about Tibet. That used to be a big thing They had the big the three the three teas right to bet ten of men and what's the third? Forget the Taiwan Taiwan. There you go. Yeah. Yeah Three people kind of cheese people will stop talking about Tibet recently. These have concerts. Yeah There's like a big free Tibet movement. Totally. What happened to Kony 2012? You guys know we found him. No, we found him. He's a fraud

Okay, yeah, that was a great one the dude that that set up that entire video didn't he he lost his mind, right? Yeah He got arrested. Oh, yeah Yeah, well that either that or kony got to him. Yeah gave him some. Yeah. Are we all the same age? I'm 34 Yes, we are So what do you feel about our generation or this generation of players and and all the social media activity and First let me jump in and say that big cat's a boomer. So big cat's older. He's the greatest generation He's a day older than I am. So he's a boomer. Are you birthday week? When are you born? September 23rd, 1995? Okay, so we're a way older. Yeah, I'm January 3rd. He's January 31st. Were you at 85 though, right? Yes. Were you in our grade?

Were you young for your age? I was I was uh, Yes, I was younger. I was younger. I graduated high school class of 03. Okay, so College, I can't tell I was I stayed for a fifth year. So I mean you did I had What do you mean you had to dude? I didn't finish. I was I was I I couldn't cut it as yeah, no, that's solid. That's solid But wait, so your question is social media in the mba. Correct. Um, I think the people are I think that the athletes I'm talking about Yeah, I think they're we're in a very weird age or time and we actually are the last

Uh generation like I would say if you're third if you're 30 to 34 35 You're like the last group of people that knew remember what it was like to grow up without cell phones Yes, and now Everything is watched everything is taped and it's fucks with your head pretty bad I think I think we're in a weird unchartered territory where when you have to like look over your shoulder and be like Oh, that person i'm walking down the street. He's taking a picture of me. He's taking a video of me These people hate me these people are going on their burner and yelling at me It fucks with everyone's head. So I I I feel bad for them. So you're grading them on a curve a little bit

Yes, definitely. I oh, I mean if michael jordan was if michael jordan or maddox johnson was on social media in the social media age Could you imagine the shit that's true? That's true Like I think that kevin durant is probably using social media in the healthiest way possible for him Well, have been the burner. Yeah. Yeah, because he's getting all his thoughts out there at least He's not he's not pretending that he's not reading all the shit because every other guy that says that they don't pay attention They don't read they don't see the haters. They don't name search. They're all fucking lying. Everybody knows You know what everyone does. You know what kevin durant should say he should be like look man. I'm just like mit romney, right? Yeah, yeah, all right. We all got to have a burner. Yeah, what was mit's uh burner name? It was uh pierre de lector

Oh, it's a great. That's a great burner as far as burner names go. That's that's up there top three Yeah, I do think though. There's this like weird We're gonna look back Maybe not because we probably aren't gonna get smarter But we're probably if everything worked out we'd look back like in 10 years and be like wow remember when We didn't really know how to use social media or cell phones and everyone just kind of went all in and we're like oof That was my black mirror take is there's gonna be it the new luxury experience is gonna be Oh, you go to this camp and there's no phones. Yeah, it's called the masters

Yeah, they take away your phone That's literally everyone's like, oh the masters are so great. You don't look at your phone because they take it away It's like, okay. That's that's why you pay all that money. Like well, it's yeah, they transport you back in time to like 1980 Because it's two dollars for a cheese sandwich. Don't let minorities in Yeah, it's only old white guys. So it's dude. It's the good old days Occasionally connalisa rice walks across the fairway and people freak out like what the hell is going on meltdown. Yeah, exactly If connalisa rice went one across the fairway and just took a knee what would happen to the masters if she took a knee during the national In the middle. Do they play the national anthem? I don't have the masters. I don't think so. Do the masters hate america?

No, I don't think so. Yeah, why does the masters hate america comment below? Why does the masters hate america? So you think it's gonna be there will be like, uh, it's gonna be like the new coachella will be like no cell phones Yeah, yeah, I'm okay with that. That sounds really nice to me Yeah, and the thing is if you if you reach a certain level in life where other people recognize you and other people are talking about you online You start to want to get away from all that by whatever means means necessary Right, but then to get to that place in life where you have people talking about you all the time A lot of times you need to use social media to get there whether it's self whether it's marketing or whatever So it's like a catch 22 you need it to get there and then once you get there you're like fuck this

Yeah, I don't want to be glued in all the time. I don't want to be uh, you know Listening to what everyone says. I think kevin durant at least he admits that he pays attention to that Right and now he starts to respond from his own twitter accounts and from his own instagram accounts That's like his full-time job. He'll quote people now. He's more of a reply guy kevin durant's a reply guy, so he'll just hit you with the act He's not going to give you the full timeline love with the quote to you. He won't know That's too much won't answer text messages either won't answer text messages to come on the show. Yeah Or do you guys have the person his personal number? Yeah. Yeah, I got it last week. I texted me. He has an answer

We're talking about a 917. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I don't know what is it. I'm not You can't reveal that. Yeah. No, I don't think he's ever coming up I think it's healthy to at least respond to it in some way shape or form rather than just like stew about it And get mad all the time and have you know that anxiety in the back of your head like i'm out there I had a bad game tonight. People are talking shit. Let's see what they're saying. Oh, shit. I really fucked up Well, it's also one of those weird things where you'll hear people always be like, I don't listen to the haters I don't read the haters like no one in the history of the world has just not listened to the

Have you guys gone to that level now where athletes and stuff are coming after you guys? Uh, I mean if you count Taylor luan as an athlete, I guess. Yeah, once or twice. I don't know. Yeah Remember that back in the day when we were growing up Peter vessa used to be like according to my sources kevin garnett's going to the bulls and people get mad at peter vessa Yes, yes, your sources. Yes, right, right, but are you guys the new according to my sources guys? No, we're always well Yeah, I've got my dog my dog breaks new so that that's a nice way to kind of deflect it So they can't get mad at us. All right, dude. You're getting mad at a dog Can I pitch you guys just lines? Can I pitch you some hard-hitting journalism? Yeah, this is free 99

You don't got to pay me. Okay. Can you guys have shams charani on the show and go? How the fuck do you get all these leaks? Would love to have him or what him and woj or or just we'll get that fucking kid in la who got everything wrong And then the internet just roasted La was the night silver of sports. Oh, yeah, he had one good. He dropped the ball I was so pumped. I did the I did the follow and uh Message when the dirt, you know the notifications on for his next tweet after he was wrong I was like, I gotta fucking wait I cannot wait till he tweets again and then he dropped the there was a material change to my information

Which is so great. It's so great. It's the best excuse. What does that even mean? It's a material change Yeah, like he was he he what he was reporting was right and then I love material change. That's all I gotta say. It just means you're wrong It basically is just you were wrong, but you could say at some point you were right. That's great. I'm gonna use that Yeah, you should absolutely. Why were you late? I'm there was just a material change Yeah, I use the one when the circumstances by which I was being transported. Why is our army in iraq right now? Well, there was a real change Okay, the pick was right. There was a material change. They played the game and I was wrong

If Hillary had just said that when she was getting grilled about her voting record on the war just like there was a material change Yeah, after I said, yes and troops over. Yeah, I think she'd probably be president right now Um, you said that you're an ice cream addict and I want to question you on that because I don't think you are Why is that how much ice cream do you eat? How much ice cream do I eat? Yeah, how much ice cream when I eat? I go hard. No, how much ice cream do you eat? Uh, I would say probably maybe once a week That's not that's not that's not no. What's an addict. Give me an addict. You did when you open a pint Do you finish it? No, there's no

Close to an addict. I at least dude. I eat two popsicles a day now. I've never popsicles. Yeah, but like nice creamy pop Circumstance are you I'm not talking about fruit popsicle. I'm talking about cookies and cream ice cream. Whoa popsicles of death We'll cut that part. I've got no Don't try to keep it raw roast me roast me. I'm not roasting you. I'm just saying well actually kind of am roasting you I'm like you're there's no way you could be art You can't be 34 years old and have two popsicles of that. I do I've I've how long this has been going on for the last Like three weeks. Why have you been lying? I've been I've been hiding it It's a difference. Wait, hold on. Give me the break this down for me. Give me the time

Okay, so it's always you come back from from your your you know your kingdom of podcast Yeah, so I get home. I typically get home anywhere between 9 p.m. And Midnight. Got it. So I get home. I have a popsicle. I sit down on the couch. Sit down on the couch What's playing in the back? What kind of popsicles are you talking about? They're so they're kind of locale, but they are ice cream It's like 90 calories per popsicle cookies and cream. Sometimes it's a hot cocoa. It's like ice cream on a stick It's not a full. Okay. When you say popsicle we're thinking like the red flavor popsicle that makes your lips look like That would be insane. Yeah I was imagining you have two firecrackers back to back. Remember the red white and blue the bomb pops. Yeah

You finish one and you go. I'm an adult. I have disposable income and you have a second It's not It's popsicles that have like little fun facts on them too So it's like if I eat another one, I get to learn something. So it's I'm basically studying You know what's funny is like, you know how like a company will do like product testing And they'll be like look the average age of our consumer is right around eight years old and then there'll be one dot Yeah, that's 35 and that's you just like there's some outliers. Wait, so but you're not nice dramatic You're not even close. I'm you're you are a fraud ice cream at it

Sure, you open a pint and you don't finish it. You have a whole pint. Yes, you can't actually not that much I mean, it's not like I think a pint is about yeah, you're right a pint is about say this bit It's an average Ben and Jerry's is a pint. I won't finish it with I won't finish it all in like one bowl But I will eat half of it and then be like, oh, let me just have a little bit more and then I'd be like, well I might as well finish got it. So it's like a 30 minute process. I'll do about half You're not a schematics. Yeah, just like ice cream. I like it. Okay. Yeah, so we need to fact check that fact check that It's a hobby. It's a hobby like all I think about is ice cream You have it every day

Well, I'm trying to lose weight. So no, but if I could I would have it every single day When I it's like, hey, do you want a beer? No, I'll have an ice cream. You would have ice cream over beer 100% Absolutely. Okay. I love ice where we at with cherry Garcia. I like cherry. Oh, come on, dude Well, that's because I'm also a grateful dead fan. So I like cherry Garcia because of like, you know, it's just kind of the whole thing Got it. Not my favorite. Ben and Jerry's, what's your flavor? Fish food Was that fish food? Fish food. It's got it. It's chocolate that you're like fresh food. I'm like, no, fish food It's it's chocolate. It's got a marshmallow swirl. It's got these little fish. It's good that are filled chocolate fish caramel Oh, yeah, peanut butter cups. Good. I'm half baked. How has americone dream not made this rotation. I didn't want to be tanned or to you

Oh, is that the Colbert one? That's the Colbert one? You're coaching tree. Yeah, you are You're just buying your fucking bosses when not your boss. I don't work for Colbert I genuinely love a combination of vanilla ice cream cone chocolate and caramel swirl And a little bit of boot if it can help me. So what? You're just trying to get on late night talks. Are you brought to you by ben and jerry's ben and jerry's americone dream You're like jimmy fallon's late night ice cream to the one with like the potato chips in it Oh, it has potato chips in it. That's gross. I think that was yeah jimmy fallon's a weird guy

Hey, remember the time you got uh stuffed in the celebrity game. Oh, did I got swatted? Yeah, that's not stuffed stuffed is about right actually because I look like a fourth grader You weren't the fourth grader. Oh, he's stuffed. Yeah. What were you thinking there? What was I thinking? Yeah? Yeah, I'm a stuffed. I'm a volume. Oh, yeah, who did stuff you uh rookie of the year uh for the wmba last year Uh, yeah, she stuffed me. She's one of the shit. I'm yep. Yep. So that sucked. Yeah No, I don't regret it at all. Did the ball go out of bounds or back in your face or what? She it went out of bounds. Yeah, so that's a swat. There's a swat. That's more of a swat than a stuff Here's what I know. You can't get stuffed in that game. Here's what I know

I'm not passing the ball. No every time I touch the ball. I'm going and I'm going to shoot. Here's the thing I I also know I haven't played in a long time. I have a full-time job So we're going we're going to go a high percentage shot. We're going to drive to the hoop No, listen and I drove to the hoop and I got swatted By a professional athlete, so no you can't get stuffed. You can't get you can't uh fall If you fall you can't air ball. Those are like the three things you can't do in a celebrity game So I've been stuffed. Yeah, you air balled Uh, I have air balled. Yeah, and I got I got crossed up by the stranger things. Yeah

I would just wait which kid the kid with no teeth. Uh, no, no, not the kid with no teeth. Um, not 11 No, no, no, no, no girl that died barb. Jim cross Europe. No, what's his name? Frank? No Tony the one blackhead The little black pussy bump and saro That's his name No, I don't know who you're talking about. I just in stranger. I don't know who you're talking about I don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah, but he crossed you up. No, no rider He did a double he did a double cross the first it was like it was like iverson on lucas. Okay. There it is

So he did the first cross I went for it the crowd goes He comes back for a second cross. I steal it They start booing me Yeah, you stole from a play dude, don't you? No, no, man That's not fair anybody gets this work. It doesn't matter. No, no, no, they're like, oh, he's 10. No, he's 14 No, but he's he's 10 in the show in the show. We're not doing it. That's what it counts Yeah, no, it doesn't matter. No, no, no, no, it doesn't matter when asia swatted me. She wasn't like

I'm swatting a civilian here. Who's a weekend warrior at best. You're older there You're weak shit for the rim. You're also 15 years older there. You know, it was it wasn't my weak shit I was trying really hard even if you if you had swatted gary Coleman God rest his soul while he was still alive and 40 years old or whatever. That was that would still be a bad look I've been given respect to the great one. Yeah, that's true. Um, wait, what was your where's your stat line in that game? I think I actually did pretty decent. I scored like I would say like eight nine points Okay, that's not bad and you got crossed up by a 10 year old The first year that I got crossed up by a 10 year old and stole

You played twice I played twice dude. This is my dream. Don't don't wait You can take a lot of things away from me. This is my dream. I'm gonna play every year You got crossed up the first time and then you went back to second. I went back for more Okay, I think I scored like 13 or 14 points that year. Okay, but everyone remembers to cross up. Yeah Were you playing against my I had a critical? I had a critical score this year where I stole the ball in a celebrity game Uh, I don't even fucking say that These things matter game winning basket. Yeah, but it but it but I think it tied the game up

Who won shacks team or chris carters? Uh, neither kevin harsh. Yeah Um, you're telling me if you got asked to play in the celebrity mlp I would I would play you're not telling me you would play you would be in full under armor Oh, no, no, I'd play you would you would pull on going 110 I would play But I would make sure that there was no moments like that like if I played in the basketball game I would I would rebound. I wouldn't shoot your defense. I would I would play defense But I'd play off guys like 15 feet like go ahead. You can cross up all you want. I'm gonna let you shoot

I'm gonna give you that. No, no, no shoot or shoot. No, see the move is to give them the shot Rosenberg told me this don't play defense. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, just stand flat footed. Let him dribble around you Right, but you don't you don't get put on no one remembers that you like did the lebron defense where he just stops He's hasn't played defense in two years and people just don't mention that He defends china. That's an interesting part about him I read that you were one of the most 100 the 100 most influential people in the world. You're on that list Yeah, so basically everything that's wrong with the world is your fault. It's my fault 100% I take full responsibility for doing this wrong. I'm talking about our reliance on fossil fuels

I'm talking about what's happening right now with the pollution in india. It's all my fault Is you're doing the wrong part of the joke that we were talking about the silence. That was good. Oh, it's got that in there Oh, yeah, how much you know that was just now right now. Yeah, you guys you guys get this here athletes What I what I did right there was just the first shimmy on the cross the hezzie. Hey the hezzie Yeah, and then I hit you with the full the second one. You're you're suck. And remember and remember Kobe in early 90s That first city disc commercial that he did iverson too. They would rock it all the way up here Oh, yeah, they would do the full rock. That was the full rock. It's a carry. Yeah, it's a carry calming the ball Yeah, my dad used to get really mad. That was the that was the og traveling before hardened. Yes. Yeah

What so what do you charge for an instagram ad if you're so influential? What do I charge for an instagram ad? I haven't done any hashtag ads yet Like the Kardashians get like a million dollars for that fit tell me tea hasn't reached out to me yet Fuck dude the diarrhea tea that makes you really skinny. Yeah, what would I do? Yeah, would you do a pic on the t1 depends on how much weight they make me lose? Beach body. Yeah, you should do that Um, I wanted to bring up when you went you went for a congress, didn't you? Yeah Did you know did you write down that joke? By the way, the way you're asking questions is great. I love it

Well, I mean, I may you a did you speak to the government. Yeah, I think you did get him out of here I don't know. Hey, this is bar stool sports. You taught. Hey listen ever. You went to dc, right? Ever since they brought in All like mark mcguire and sammy sosa and rafael palmero I've always been like what does anyone just get to show up and ask questions Dude, that's what it takes to move the needles. So that roast you had on uh on shon from real world. Oh, did you have that planned? In the back of your head, you're like, yo shon from real worlds on here I think he's what a congressman from wisconsin. Yeah, I was like, he's a member of congress. He's a former mtv star I'm a former mtv star, right? I was like if he goes at me. We gotta talk about this

He and you knew you could tell it bothered him. Oh, he was sitting there for like two hours and he's like I'm gonna go at this guy. Yeah, and I was like eight mile. I was like, I know something about you. Yeah, what he said to you He was saying something about I was watching the clip earlier He was basically saying like if you're a dumb kid you go to a bad school And if you're a smart kid you go to a good school and I was like and he's war if you're and becky You just pay away to you. It was a great roast. Yeah, and then he's like shon. You and I both have been on mtv like we got those Shons you get it It was the star of mtv's disaster date season season five. Yeah

You're the star of real world. You know what those mtv checks are like. He was just like, I'm gonna take back my time Yeah, he was pissed because he was like, you know, he's got the suit on. He's like, I'm a real congressman I'm like, why are you in real world? Come on. Why are we taking ourselves so seriously? Is he the vaping congressman? No, I love that guy. That's my spirit animal. That was awesome though. Oh, thanks Yeah, that was that's all I I was wondering if you actually so you did kind of you're like, I know this guy's gonna be there Yeah, if he comes at me, it's on. Yeah. Yeah. He's an idiot. He should have done his research Yeah, when you go on wikipedia when I read that I was like, I cannot believe this. It was wild. Yeah He's got some balls. Yeah. Uh, so the the picture of you in your vanity fair article. Yes with all the lines around you

Some of the lines. Yeah. Yeah. Was that real? That's not real. Why people keep asking me that are you kidding? It looks real dude. I'm a coward. No, there's no way I could be around that many lines Then they had like a video of the line walking up to you and you looking at the line So I thought it was real no that mark selger who's the the the the photographer who shot that he He apparently knows where there's lions. So he went to la and shot them and then like Put it together. So he knows where lines exist. Yeah, I don't know how it all went down He knows where they were. He was like, I'm gonna shoot them separately. I'll shoot you in this room Just do what I'm telling you pretend like a lion is walking towards you now sit down

And I'm like, all right, man. I trust you mark. Why did you insist on having lions in the room with you? He was like he was like, I like the way, you know, you sort of You go at these big world leaders like like it's like you're in the lion's den Okay, so he goes he goes we're gonna we're gonna make a den And there's gonna be lions in it and I'm like what but it's all gonna be camera tricks Yeah, but I got there. There were no lions But there was a den and we just shot it. Has there ever been a time by the way, he's the one he shot king james, too LeBron, which one like the

Oh the original og king james when he's in high school. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah got it. Yeah. Yeah, let me LeBron What does this tattoo say lions don't concern themselves? No chosen one. He has that one Probably no, I invented that. I've seen the chosen you invented the other chosen one. I saw it from kairi. Yeah Um, has there ever been a time you've gone after Someone a world leader someone in you know great power and they've you could tell they came back at you like maybe You know followed you or did something to fuck with you? No, seriously, man, you know, we got a lot of there's been several moments on the show that I've gotten death threats and you know, it's been uh That that's a mind fuck. Yeah. Yeah, that's a magic Erdogan keeps following you and unfollowing. Yeah, and you're just like come on, dude

Don't like all your tweets. Yeah, just letting you know is that do you get nervous about that? Yeah, man. I mean, look, I you know, I'm married. I have a wife like I got a daughter It's weird. It's just a weird thing where it's not just about you anymore You got to start thinking about other people and it's not necessarily even Some of the people that you're criticizing The thing that you know, I get concerned about is All right, what if there's a person just some Waco

They interpreted a certain way right because I'm pretty public and I don't want to lose that that part of me Like I'll just walk through the street. I'll just walk through new york. You know what I mean, right? Yeah, that's so big of you. You just like walk with us. No, it's not that That's so crazy 100 most influential person in the world I'm talking about I'm talking about when you're pushing the stroller, you know Like like the week after those things, you know, right? Right. Do you ever catch eyes with someone and they're like wait that guy didn't like what I said The scariest part is when someone a week like say like two days after something like that

The white house chris monison or something like you do this big international story and someone goes, hey, man Right on that. Hey, man. You're just like What is this can go two directions, right? You know, David, right? It's usually like I'm a big fan I would imagine Yeah, hey, man, I like keep doing what you do to people ever occasionally. I've gotten a couple really Yeah, where it gets a little weird and you're like, dude, I can't do this right now A couple of times this happened on a plane and that's super uncomfortable That's the thing where I'm like

Oh, I there's a lot to lose here. There's everybody has their cell phones out like this is this is very strange That's crazy because we've always going back to like the kevin durant thing I think the internet people are very very mean and for the most part whenever we meet people in person They're very very nice because people just face to face don't have that type of like vitriol I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want, but you sometimes get it. I mean, we're a news driven show, right? So we're we're delving into politics and stuff like that like ultimately what I love about sports Is it matters, but it doesn't matter at the same time. Do you know what I'm saying and those things in life are beautiful I miss that. Yeah, I miss having stuff like that

Right, we also pulled like a judo move where we taught our listeners that if they really like us when they see Is in public to say suck my dick like that's locker room talk amongst amongst the fellas So when somebody says hey suck my dick to me even if they're they don't even know they might be trying to insult me But in reality, it's like oh that guy's a huge fan. So you're just like thank you brother. Yeah, thanks man. Appreciate it Hey, let's you know, it's loud, you know, we're in public mixed company. Let's keep it quiet Where's the weirdest place that that's that's happened right at church happened to my mom one time. Yeah, my mom was wearing a part of my take shirt Shut the fuck up. My mom was wearing a part of my take shirt and somebody was like hey

And the guy your mom the guy didn't finish the saying didn't know was his mom didn't know was my mom Saw the part of my take shirt and goes. Hey Suck, you know, and she's like what he's like We don't say that anymore because we told him not to say it was a bad idea. It was a bad idea from the start From the jump that was like four years ago. It was a good idea when we said it and then when it was it was funny in In the room in this room in this room outside this outside these walls It takes a life of itself. How do mom how do mom handle it? She was trooper. She didn't really understand what was going on She said some guy said uh that we don't say that anymore to me and I was like, okay. Yeah, all right

That's fine. That's fine. So at least he didn't say the the full thing. Yes. Uh, you mentioned the white house correspondent center Yeah, so I feel like if you're a comedian taking that job, it's kind of A no-win situation. No, man. It's the best gig. You think so. It's so fun. Really? Come on, man You're making I don't know. I don't I don't even I have never even watched one dude It's on youtube man. I know and I dream in it's streaming for free open up your youtube and let the let the recommended videos Just overtake your mind. Okay free time. That's yeah, let the algorithm Let the algorithm just no, it's fun man. You're making fun of the most powerful people in the world

In and their silence is actually an indication of like you're doing great. Right. So do you think you nailed it? I had a lot of fun. Did you have people criticize you one way or the other? Yeah, they're like, oh, you didn't go hard enough or you were You know, I went pretty hard. Okay. I'll take your word for it. I'm not gonna watch. You don't have to watch, right? Yeah How hard did you go? How hard did I yeah, like would I have been able to swat it? No, no one swat. Okay. There we go. No, no, no. How hard is it? It was it's uh, kevin johnson going baseline dunking on Like they didn't see it

It's it's john stark's going baseline dunking on all the bulls and technically the poster looks better than what really happened MJ wasn't really right. No, it's a visual thing. Remember remember one Kobe on y'all. Yeah You know, I was just saying the Kobe Matt Barnes when the alternate angle came out like last year No, but if you also look at the Kobe y'all mean, yeah, also y'all was slightly but all that matters is the jpeg There's a lot of people out there who've gotten embarrassed by playing really good help defense And that's not their phone never try sliding over a little less in my mind. It was t mac on shon bradley Okay, remember that one bradley. I mean shon bradley's getting dunked on by every He's like a dunk guy. He's just he's jammed on he's lucky that he didn't uh,

Wasn't social media age because it would have just been there would have been like who did shon bradley get, you know Faced up who was the tnt announcer when when he dug down shon bradley is one of my favorite one. He goes. Oh my tracy mcgrady suck the gravity right out of the building It's probably kevin harland. Yeah, kevin harland's gravity It was as one of the bradley owes so many guys or they owe shon bradley so much To give him the respect. Yeah, hit him on cash out and give him commission Yeah, he's saying cash out but not the v word. That was that was very cool. We're sponsored by cash out Okay, I'm on cash out. Yeah, there you go. This is brought to you by ben and jerry's ben and jerry's get a scoop of americans

No, don't get americans and extra have it served in a doc martin. Can you guys can you please not mess with my back right now? Go to ben and jerry's dot com right now for your favorite scoop All right, last question for me ckeak question since we're doing ads promo code take put it in 10 dollars off a ckeak purchase So I was reading up on you and you There was a quote that you basically are going towards the politically agnostic agnostic So you're not going for people who are hard and fast in their beliefs. Yeah I consider myself someone like that and like I just don't dude. I love people like you I'm talking about people change my mind. I want people like big cap people who are like

I'm not gonna watch the correspondence dinner. No, I don't want to bra. There's game of thrones Then we got the nba on tnt. Dude, we got we then at right after the nba on tt We got inside the nba. Then there's house. There's so much stuff for me. I do not care more than anything I've just I've just come to the realization that everything's rigged sure on everywhere. Sure. Everything the world is rigged even the Me take care of yourself. Yeah, dude. My second one. I'm very pessimistic over. Yeah. Yeah Oh, come on. Don't that's not loyal. That's tough. Yeah, it's a tough. It's a tough very so so change my mind I try to talk about things on the show that affect your day-to-day life We're doing a big thing on mental health like

Literally like all right. I'm trying to go to therapy. I'm trying to get help for anxiety or panic attacks This is how your insurance company is fucking you over The the thing I love doing on the show is I we actually tackle rubber meets the road issues Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not these huge Just look we have some episodes that are these huge esoteric things But I'm talking about people you went to high school with people that you You meet you're like this affects your day-to-day life. You use amazon. This is our episode on amazon.com You use this this is our episode on that

That's great. You can be completely agnostic be like dude. I don't give a fuck I just want to be on whatsapp scrolling all day. I want to watch inside the mba game of thrones Dude, put me in that movie up. Remember up like put the ipad in front of me I don't want to think about anything at all. Right. Nothing. It's not the first 10 minutes. Yeah I'm just gonna cry. Yeah, but I'm talking about the last part of the ipad No, but that's cool to me. That's rubber meets the road and I'll even have that argument sometimes with like People on the news team or even on the writers team. I'm like it has to affect people's lives when they actually live their day-to-day life That's a big part of the reason why I picked some of the topics that I picked

I like you should do you should do one on porn because I'll tell you why yeah, because what part of it I feel like the entire part No, not the industry. Yeah, just the the last five seconds of every point I feel like we've been we've been riding a Gravy train for the last like 20 years or 15 years In porn where it's free and it's everywhere and you can get high definition porn online You're not paying shit for anything. Nobody's clicking on those boner pills or like click to play this sex game No one's clicking on horny singles in your area. We're all smart enough to know that that's bullshit

Yeah, there's no horny singles. Someone's paying for it though. Someone's paying for it Right and I feel like it's it's about to fall apart sooner rather than later Interesting. I because I know that they're sucking like they're taking videos that don't belong to because you porn doesn't make video Right. Uh-huh. Pornhub doesn't produce that many videos. They're just stealing other people's art putting on their site I think the whole like youtubeization of porn is going to fall apart because I think there's exploitation Let's take a 15 second time. Yeah big hat. This is an example of a story that I would kill in the room, right? You you'd be like, all right, that's it. Well, I the only thing I'd say is I definitely think people You know what I would legit click on those ads you know what legit I would say if it's about you know sex work

I would figure out what that ultimate take is You either you either go you either go Full into it or you don't so like I would tell him beat it out not Yeah, okay done. No, but hit next like yeah, there we go. What's set to all right. So then we're done. Yeah Beat it up done. Yeah. No, you would I know what you do. You'd ruin porn for us. You know, that's a bad idea I actually just I can't believe I told you to ruin porn. Yeah, you would do you do you check? Do you check the news at all? um at all

For real like it doesn't it really doesn't matter to be totally honest with you I have not like I'll I'll be on twitter. So I'll be vaguely aware of some things. Yeah Um, I used to I used to care a lot more. I just I get it I I think what it would what did it for me was that I I'm similar to you that I don't think you can change anyone's opinion anymore Um, so I kind of gave to me it's just about adding value man Right, that's it like even our big episode that we did on um Insulin pricing on drug pricing. It's just like dude. Come on. We either have a parent or we have a loved one

That's dealing with this on some level. It's just it's to me. It's all about rubber meets the road So you need to do like an extra scenes Really focused on just me and be like j cutler would have been this much better of a quarterback If his insulin prices were this much lower, right and I would have been like fuck you're like now This is this is a topic. I care. Have you cried because of sports? Have you legit? Of course. What part like multiple times losing. Yeah for real. I mean losing is more It's like a it's like a whole body crying and you was not you assign a ton of value to like the athletes

You really can't no, no, no. I I know it's absolutely ridiculous. Can I tell you the moment where I was just like This is a little bit too much So it's the 2007 NBA All-Star game. It's in Vegas. Okay I go with my friends we go. This is the year I got I got chokeslam by Michael Jordan's bodyguard outside of his birthday party I've told the story before but there was this other moment the next day you deserved it I deserved it. I ran up on him and tried to get a high five. I was wrong Next day we're at the craps tables. It's late at night. We see all the players, right? Vince Carter is still poppin. This is 07. So he's still like he's on the nets. He's still kind of he's still

Yacking on people. He's still pop. He's still poppy. He's still poppy. He's still in the hocks. He's still windmills. Yeah, but we're talking, you know Yeah, we're talking insanity. Vincenity Two years after vincenity, but he was still he was still doing this Yeah, dunking on Alonzo morning and stuff like that. I see him at the craps table. He's got the he's got the fitted He's got he's got the full Steve Harvey suit on just the big-ass jacket. It doesn't fit him at all I see him. He's at the craps table and and I'm like, dude. I want to talk to Vince like Vince was like my guy Like that era 2001 2002. I was like Vince Carter. So I go up to him my friends like go go talk to him And I'm like, I don't know go talk to him. I go

Hey, mr. Carter can can I get a photo? Nobody's around him by the way. He's just talking to a girl He turns around and he just goes Come on, man I'm talking to a girl Like in front of everybody And I like in that moment. You ever have a moment where like You step out of your own body and you observe what's happening in the scene and I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right A 25 year old Indian kid just walked up to Vince Carter at two o'clock in the morning

while he's trying to Do what he's doing. We're right, right. What am I doing? Yes. What am I doing? So that made you fall out of love with sports? No, no, no assigning all this value of like Vince, how could you do this to me? People are like on twitter right now. Kyrie. You did us dirty Dude, when I was growing up, my dad was like, why do you have posters of these guys in your room? Nobody cares about you the way I do Which was some mad like emotional guilt, but it's kind of true. Yeah, you just had posters of your dad You know how I should have posters of my dad. Yeah, and satya nadella

And sundar pachai. Yeah, you should those are the real goats You should get us the CEOs of microsoft and the CEO of google just up on my wall right now. Yes, just the true goats Yes, yes, you know what i'm saying dude. I'm never gonna make the team No, so fucking brush up on your engineering and join these two dudes in greatness A sign ahead of steve balmer would be great to put on your kids wall Think about it. If you on your kids wall, you had you had sundar pachai satya nadella steve balmer Like posters of marg zuckerberg elan must be like just these these are your guys See, I disagree on on

Like our Relationship with sports. So I never so sports in and of itself is beautiful, right? But the when we took come on man, you knew this growing up you start assigning chris webber betrayed us Okay, us but I betrayed us I find so much humor in that and I love when fans are that attached. Yeah We're not personally that attack. No, we're not. Yeah, you gotta figure out what it made me figure out was the line By which like, all right, I'm gonna take it up to this line and then after that. I'm not you know, see I I want the line. I wanted to go you want no line

The best video all time was the uh the utah fan who is like have Gordon hayward have fun going to be lebron's b-word like that was a funny video. I love Fanaticism is hilarious right because half of my brain is that meatball fan And half of it is smart enough to know how stupid the other half is that's pretty much that's beautiful That's pretty much our show. Yeah. Yeah, that's being like we make fun of sports fans, but it are but we're also kind of Yeah, that's that's your joking not joking. Right exactly. That's a full circle moment in silence. All right. All right. Thank you so much Thanks, man. Patriot act netflix check it out sunday sunday appreciate it and uh, good luck with everything. Thank you, brother Yeah, appreciate you guys. Thanks, man

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