Pardon My Take - The 2023 Takie Awards

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

The 2023 Takie Awards are here with over 20 different categories up for grabs including Creeper of the year. Fall of the year. John Madden Still Alive Person Of the Year Sponsored by Queen Elizabeth. Game of the Year. Darkness Retreat of the Year. Blake of the Year. Podcast Listeners Of The Year and more. With special guest presenters. No Spoilers Please!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Barstown Sports. Welcome to Pardon My Take. Today is Friday, July 14th, and welcome to the 2022, 2023 take-ies. Yeah. The most magical night of the sports year. We're so glad that you guys could join us again. The seven-time award-winning listeners. Ooh. Going for eight,time award-winning listeners. Ooh.

Going for eight. The eight-peat. Never been done before in sports. Louis Hamilton. Louis Hamilton. UNC Women's Soccer. Yeah. Dynasty.

Are the AWLs bad for podcast listeners? It might be. So there are 28, I believe, awards we're giving out tonight. Just as an aside, we were so stupid to do an award show in the middle of the summer because then we always get just confused about when the year starts and ends. Yeah, I was actually like, I hate that we did that. That was really dumb of us. I was thinking that the other day like shout out to baseball.

They have their entire season in one year. It's beautiful. It's the best thing about the game. You don't have to think about anything else. Yeah, so they go, yeah, it happened in this year. What do you mean? What when soup? No, these are the takeys from around last year, this time, to around this year, this time. We've got some great, great categories, some classics, some repeats. We've got some originals. It's a good show. I'm excited. By the way, cheers to everyone. Cheers to the take. Cheers for all dressed up.

If you're watching on the YouTube, cheers. It's a Friday drink a long. Yeah. Drink a long. Billy doesn't even really drink anymore. What color you think of when you see that can't? Depends on the mood. Blue.

Let's go. All right. Here we go. So 28 awards we're giving out, give or take. We are going to get through all of them. We're going to have Blake of the Year towards the end. We're going to have the podcast listeners of the year towards the end. We're very excited for this program. We're ready to go.

Should we kick it off? Should we get it going? We also have a few celebrity presenters of awards. Any last words before we get going with the take-ies. I'm excited to see who wins. What year, how many years? Is there eight take-ies? Eight take-ies, yeah, we started in 2016.

So this is 2023. Yeah. I'm gonna say it right now, 10 take-ies. We gotta fucking, we gotta do it. No, I was gonna say, we gotta do a live show. I'll be nude for the live show We got to do a live show tent takeys Vegas, this is a big time future us. Yeah, no, but that's okay. That's two years from now. That'd be so cool though. Yeah

Do it in Youngstown live show decade Hawaii. Oh What about okay, so here here here me out responsibly. What if we did a live show in Vegas? What if we did a live show in Vegas, sold it out, took that money, put it on rent. That would be fun. Responsibly. It would be very, very, very, very, very, very, very fun. It would be our hard work, so that's responsible.

Yes, our hard work. Well, we'll think about it. I think we should do the 10th year live show. The special guest. I think we should do the 10th year live show. Special guests. I think we should do it somewhere random. Okay, how about Las Vegas? Or what if we did like a pop up? We just like, hey, we're here.

We're just in a random spot. What about Black Rock, Colorado? Okay, that's a good one. Red Rocks. Black Hawk. Okay, Temecula, medicine Temecula. Afghanistan. Just throwing out some things. North Korea. A lot of radios. Kim Jong-un, Qemecula. Meet us in Temecula. Afghanistan. Just throwing out some things.

North Korea. A lot of riders. Kim Jong-un, QJWL. Mm-hmm, big time. Okay, Prague. Him and Jake, both getting a hold of one all the time. Yes, not fake, totally real. Real real real.

Your hold of one or just is real Jake. Okay, should we get going? Let's do it. So first up, the Takey award for two online person of the year Hmm, it's been a lot of people who've been two online this year deep field. We have nominees Elon Musk Elon Musk bought Twitter got very much online but it is a joke To basically troll everyone and then he also got revealed to have a burner account that is his son, I think. He's he's cosplaying as his son. Yeah. Some of his burner account

tweets were, this is my first tweet. Crypto is confusing. It's a three year old. So no to understand. Yeah, it's confusing for me too. Only one person is following me, sigh. That's relatable. For the love of God can someone follow me? Hello, please follow me. And then finally his last tweet from his burner account is on April 24th, I will finally turn three on May 4th. In the words of Elon Musk, interesting. Interesting.

So he was very much online. Inserting. So online that you can't get, it's very online. He's very online all year. Well, he spent $44 billion because he's so online. To get online. Yeah. Billy, Billy football is nominated for this take. All right. Very much online this year.

Oh, Billy broke out in a cold sweat the other day when Reddit was down. Oh, yeah. Where am I going to learn about what I should, what I should think in any given moment? Yes. Billy was very much online all year. A lot of, I saw a study, I saw a reply to, we're still waiting for the picture of Jimmy

Butler's mom with Michael Jordan. He hasn't been able to find that. He keeps claiming, well, it was on TikTok. I don't know how to find it. So Billy was very online. What did you say, Billy? You were pretty online this year. Yeah, it's because I'm always grinding,

looking for stories, doing my job. That's where I got a sift through a lot of trash to find some gold and put it out there. So I'm just, I'm glad to be here. You did break the, we got weights and fish stories because of how online you are. Yeah, yeah, look and grasp. I've realized one new thing that Billy says

when you can tell that he's about to lie about something or are quote misinformation. He'll say it has been said that and then he'll go on and say the thing. Yes. That's the new that's a new trigger phrase that is. Yes. Yes. Yes. Next up, we have Michael Palace from gang at gang green palace. This was during, I believe the Thursday night football game dolphins versus Bengals when two of got severely concussed off of a concussion. He had the week before, uh, got stretched off in a, in, uh, a cart. He tweeted, I don't give a shit if you cancel me over this, but two of concussion equals January 6, 2021. Hmm. So very much online, very, very, very, very, basically taking the much online. Very, very online.

Basically taking the most online things and melding them together. It's probably to have an insurrectory to get you to. It was quite a take. Next up in the two online category, we have Chris Sims, also related to us. So we talked about a couple months ago, the passing of the founder of Tuanon, Chris Sims, got triggered about a man passing

away who had four kids was a veteran. And he was like, well, he was mean to me online. So I don't mourn him. Yeah, he was basically like, well, yeah, I guess it's sad that he passed away, but also he was the guy that used to, he used to say mean stuff to me. And you know, I don't have any time for like, he was a symbol of larger hate on the internet. No, he was the guy that used to, he used to say mean stuff to me and I, you know, I don't have any time for, like he was a symbol of larger hate on the internet. No, he just liked football. Yeah. A whole lot and he was funny and creative. And he basically makes our jobs because the fans that are that passionate are the people who listen to the shows.

But yeah, Chris Sims, a little too online to not be able to take a step back and be like, oh, a man tragically lost his life leaving four kids. He was like, no, but remember that time he, uh, he, quote, tweeted one of my, my two attakes. That was very neat. Once in a while, I get the feeling that is the top button that he's got button there. Just cuts off the circulation of the brain a little bit. So a little mizzoulish, a little bit. And then finally, uh, we have RG three's thread, which people are still talking about to this day. If the Denver Nuggets players each had a dipping sauce, what sauce best describes them? And they were all the exact same descriptions.

Yes. Sometimes tangy, sometimes sweet. Yes. So RG3, very much online when his contribution to the NBA finals was, what are these guys as sauces? Yeah. He had actually a really great tweet a couple days ago. It was the thread that was going around, put a picture of you at your job. Oh yeah. Doing something awesome.

And the picture was just him and his family. Oh nice. Because that's his most important job as being a dad. He should have done it as him as Subway RG3. Yeah, that, and then they made RG3 out of Subway sandwiches. Out of meat, yeah, that was a great one. That was sick.

Okay, the winner drum roll The winner of the two online person of the year goes to Elon Musk congrats Elon Congrats to Elon He was so online. He bought a website to be more online and control all the online There also was a report that not only do you have a burner account, but he was able to season account that he wanted for a very long time because he bought it. So there could be a chance he bought Twitter for $44 billion just to get a single account back.

He probably bought it so that he could log in to his ex-girlfriends account and then refollow himself. Yes. Yes. Yes. So congratulations to Elon. When's the first take of the year. Uh, we will, we will have all the takeies listed on Twitter tomorrow. We will congratulate Elon. Hopefully he will show. Yeah. Come on the show. You two on my

person the year, you'll see it because you're online. Uh, okay. Next up PFT. Okay. Next up, we have the just chill out man of the year. A lot of great nominees for the just chill out man of the year. A lot of great nominees for the just chill out man of the year. First off, we have Shannon Sharp. Shannon Sharp is nominated for saying that he wanted to pour honey all over LeBron James. When LeBron James said that if you see him in a fight, him in a grizzly bear, better start rooting for the bear. And Shannon Sharp said, well, I'm going to pour honey on you, King.

Oh, the King part is the party the king Part is tough. Yeah, he wants he wants he was somebody pointed out he wants to glaze. Yeah, Lebron James quite literally What was the what was the exact quote is I'm pouring honey on you king or something like that I'm pouring honey on you go. Yeah pouring. Let's see. I'm pulling it up right now. Yeah, I'm pouring honey on you go It's illegal to kill a bear unless under attack. Mm-hmm laughing face laughing face laughing face. You want to you want to pour honey all over Lebron? Mm-hmm. Next nominee is Shannon Sharp. Oh for trying to fight John Morant at the game. So just chill out. Just chill out Shannon. Yeah. Maybe he was on some. Yeah, he made that a point. Next nominee is Shannon. Well no I mean he mean, he definitely needs to chill out if he's trying to fight John Moran.

Yeah, he's gonna get shot. Yeah. By the way, we should have done. Number one person you don't want to fuck with. Just an honorary take. He just throw it out there. We'll just give the take. We should do gun wielder of the year. John Moran. You want it? Yeah, we forgot to do John. Alex Baldwin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those two years ago. Those two years ago. Come on Alex Baldwin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Those two years ago, come on, Billy. So you can't win. Yeah. So make that graph a two. John Wren, Gunwielder of the year. Shannon Sharp is also nominated for protesting skip bailiff. Yes.

When skip was talking about what the NFL schedule was going to be like, within minutes of demarc collapsing on the field, and then Shannon Sharp just didn't go on the show the next day. Yeah. She'll also, I'm going to toss in an extra nominee then Shannon Sharp just didn't go on the show the next day. Yeah. She'll out. Also, I'm going to toss in an extra nominee, Shannon Sharp. Oh! For when he cried on the air saying goodbye to Skip Bayless and thanking him. Who's going to win this?

He said that he wasn't going to cry and then he proceeded to cry everywhere. And then the final nominee is Shannon Sharp for grabbing my elbow and approaching me from behind and getting all horned up because he saw my ass. Okay. Okay. This is going to be the winner of the just chillout man of the year. my elbow and approaching me from behind and getting all horned up because he saw my ass. Oh god, I'm gonna check. This is gonna be the winner of the just chill out man of the year. I'm saying it, I'm saying it relax.

Calm down, calm down. The winner is brought to you via celebrity guest. Oh, this one you've got, or did Hank get it? I got it. Hank got it nice. Give you a clue. We haven't seen any of these. He's been an award presenter I think every year. Nice. Shoot ice. Yeah, every once in a while. Basically as I guessed,

this episode of Barton might take, I'm going to put on my game page here and announce that the take key or just chill out man award. Either way, we'll see you next episode of Part in My Take. Thank you. Thanks, you nice. I bet you nice could eat Chan in charge if he was covered in honey. Well, I was gonna say was there an extra option to pay for him to just eat a whole thing of honey? Because he probably would have done it. Uh-huh. That would, like, of all the things he should've nice as he and he's eating, I said,

watch him once he'd 50 tampons. Most edible. Like, he had a full cactus. Mm-hmm. Guy can eat anything. He's cans. I mean, Max, we're talking about this the other day because I used to watch his videos when I was younger and then I remember when I got into bar stools, like, oh, I've got

to look up shunas, I bet you, he's super famous. Yeah. Somehow, I don't he's super famous. Yeah. Somehow, I don't know how he didn't catch. He needs to become like a professional leader. He's like Steve will do his dad. He needs to compete in the plimpton seat on the Fourth of July hot dog getting contested. Shaking Avoclear isn't really sustainable.

Yeah, but he does more than that. Did you hear about the 50 tampons? She's on everything. So I actually didn't know who Sunais was until I started working here. Yeah, really? Legend of the internet. It's, it's,

Well Billy, your brain has been formed by here. So like you, you've always been in this world. I was watching shoe nice before it like, probably on bar still sports is what it's working. Yeah, I was like, I was nine years old watching shoe nice. The Elmer's Glue video was the one that really put, put the hook into me. It, listen, he just drank a full bottle of Elmer's glue video was the one that really put the hook into me.

It listen, he just drank a full bottle of Elmer's glue. I'll just say, shoe nice being alive. That's incredible. He's a special human. We should nominate him for still a lot of person. Yes, he'll get thrown in there. Okay, good job. Congratulations, Shannon Sharp rubbing on he on.

LeBron, he has quite a little bit. Do you think it's a little brown obsession? I think it started as a backlash against, it gets skips. Right. And then, but then he, he totally bought into the point where he's fantasizing about rubbing honey all over. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Um, okay. Next up, lateral of the year, lateral of the year, new category. So the nominees are Cliff Kingsbury from going from head coach to the Arizona Cardinals to assistant coach at USC. So that's nice lateral move. Pretty much the exact same justice prestigious. Yeah, justice prestigious. I thought he was in, I thought he was taking a year off.

No, that was, that was, that didn't happen. He just went to Thailand for a month and just banged it all out of his system. Yeah. We have Derek Carr from going from the Las Vegas Raiders, where he didn't make the playoffs to the New Orleans Saints, where he probably won't make the playoffs. Yeah, and also, I mean, in Las Vegas, what do you do? You gamble and you drink.

Yeah. What do you do in New Orleans? You gamble and you drink unless you're Derek Carr. You do none of those things in that city. Next up, we have Jacobi Myers for the lateral the Patriots lateral to lose the game to the Raiders One of the funniest moments in can we actually put in that clip of Hank? No react to it. Yeah Max will put in that clip keep in mind

That was the only time the whole season we recorded early. Yes, and that just happened a bit Not cool. Mac Jones getting stiff arm by by Chandler Jones. Yes. And that just happened a bit. Not cool. Mack Jones getting stiff armed by Chandler Jones. Yes. Oh, man. So let's actually revisit that moment. It's a tie game. We got a tie Patriots game. That's true.

All right. Oh, that sets the stage. Oh, my God. I need a little lateral. Just threw it back. I know it's a tie game. Because it's dangerous. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That was the crazy. Oh, my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. That was the crazy. Oh my god.

And then the last nominee is Kevin Durant from going from the Brooklyn Nets who with Kevin Durant probably would have been a second round exit, maybe a first round exit. You know, they did go first round exit to the Phoenix Suns who were a second round exit. Good job, Kevin. Good, good lateral move. Okay. Do we have a cameo Hank? Sure do. Yes. Okay, let's go Hank. So this award is brought to you by... Oh nice. That's, that's smart. That's that's smart. Hello AWLs, it's me Tim Woods and I'm here to present the take-e for Lateral of the year and it is absolutely none other than Jacobi Myers and his Lateral against the Raiders Jacobi. Come on up here and get your award, come on up.

Okay, all right, I'm seeing that he has handed the award over to Chandler Jones. He do be like that sometimes though. Oh, he would do be like that. Oh, he just 20 set of died inside, Hank. That is so fucking good. Tim Wood should just present all of our awards. Yeah, actually, he should be at the live show. Yes.

Oh, he should be the live show. Yeah, actually he should be at the live show. Yes. Oh, he should be the live show. Yeah, we could just be in attendance. Okay. So lateral the year, Hank, any thoughts on that? I mean, that was the lateral. Yeah, I mean, I think it was kind of unfair nominations. There was no actual other laterals besides the Jacobi Mars one.

So it was a little bit slanted, but that's fine. What about Derek Carr? Not a lateral. No, there were other laterals. Not a lateral moves. That's different than a lateral. Yeah, so it's the same thing. Okay. Uh, PFT, what do you got next? Okay, next up, this is a great award.

I we love this award. It's pervert of the year. Last year, things got a little out of hand with a perfect award. We gave it to an Italian guy who's only turns out 10% Italian. And then it proceeded to absolutely destroy his personal life on the golf course. So we're not calling Max that anymore, where I use the P word, but the nominees this year for pervert of the year are Zach Wilson for banging his mom, or sorry, his mom's friends, his mom's friends, mom's friends Zach Wilson nominated and then I guess his life kind

of fell apart. Next up, Dan Orlovsky, Dan Orlovsky perverted the year nominee for posting screenshots of him on Twitter and he's very clearly using incognito mode for who knows what reason. I guess he just doesn't want people to find his personal information. Yeah. And also Dan Orlovsky for writing an entire blog post about how he doesn't masturbate. He doesn't masturbate on the road by not ever looking at a woman. Yeah. Dan Arlowski's basically in the Taliban. Yes. Never being in a room with a woman and just crushing game film.

Yeah. In his brain constantly, it's just my wife, my wife. He's like, for it. Next nominee is Italian people, just in general. Italian people nominated for pervert of the year. Max, that includes you. does not include Max home. Okay, I was gonna say, because Max home is Italian.

He's 10% Italian. 10% Italian. So he's like, the letter P. Okay. Not pervert, just the letter P. This is great, my children have all been nominated. Next up, we have, Livy Dunn. Livy Dunn is nominated for a RISING UP baby grog.

Oh. Baby grog gave her a side hug though. Kind of curved her a little bit. Yeah. He done is nominated for a RISING UP baby gronky. Oh, baby gronky over a side hug though. Kinda curved her a little bit. Yeah. So, a lot of great nominees and our winner of Pervert of the Year. Hello! This is Kelly Mortensen of Milk Manor here to present the Taki Award of Pervert of the Year.

And the winner is Drumroll, please. Zach Wilson of the New York Jets. Congratulations, Zach. We're so proud of you. Anyway, nice work. And if you keep your balls out of the dirt, maybe you could pull a couple come from behind wins. And we all know that you're more than a man than what most girls can handle.

So we hope you enjoy this award and we're super thrilled. But you're the one. All right. Thank you Kelly Kelly. Thank you Kelly. It's beautiful. Huge fan of her work. Yeah. Really huge fan of her shout out. Milk Manor. Yes. Milk Manor. Big shout out. Okay. Next up we have fall of the year. Fall of the Year.

Take a Fall of the Year. I don't know if we had this last year, but the nominees are Jason DeRulo, Falling at the Met Gala. That was so funny. Yes, incredible, incredible. We have Joe Biden, not once, but twice. He fell off his bicycle, and then he fell,

giving commencement to Air Force. Yep. Uh, people say there was a sandbag. I think he might just be old. There was a wire that was next to him. Okay. And it looked like it was going to jump up and get him. Yeah.

So he had to, he had to act fast and he wasn't fast enough. Uh, we have Will Levis falling in the draft, friend of the show, but he did fall. He fell. He fell. That's undisputable. He fell, but he fell to a good place. It's out of respect. Yeah. Out of respect. Uh, and then our last nominee is the tree at the 17th tee at the Masters.

Mm-hmm. Who got in fall. It fell, but did it really fall because it got taken away in like five minutes? Yes. And still incredible that no one was hurt. I don't know what the Masters do, but they... The patrons were safe. Maybe, do you think someone might have died

and we just would never know? Yeah, they just bury him. Yeah, but getting him to the gutter is pretty sick. Yeah, under the nutrient, yeah. Big dimple head move right there. They have to name a bridge after you or something. Yeah, that's true. Okay, the winner, Trump roll.

It's President Joe Biden. Congrats, congrats, President. Guy just can't stop falling. And it is funny every time. He's addicted Joe Biden. Congrats. Congrats, President. Guy just can't stop falling. And it is funny every time. He's addicted to it. And it's also a great litmus test for his first real win. Nice, Billy. Uh, it's also a great litmus test of who just takes things

way too seriously online. Yeah, we should all be able to gather around and join hands when the president eats shit. It's like puke videos, nut shots, falls. I can laugh at all of them. Yeah, they're great. They're great. I hope he falls seven more times.

Yeah. I actually, when I, when he fell and I tweeted it, I was like, look at him just pointing at a random object being like, kill that object. Someone was like, would you make fun of your grandmother if she fell? I was like, well, my grandmother's dead and she's not the president.

So. You kinda sign up to get made fun of by becoming president. When you fall because guess what? Walking is one of the first things we learn to do. Yeah, I, now I'm trying to think how many times I fell this year. It was probably three or four times. Couple of trips.

Couple of trips, but you know what you have, if you're young, you can play it off, take that next step and then just pretend like you were, you know, you meant to do off take that next step and then just pretend like you were You know you meant to do it. Yeah exactly. She's like, oh, no, who put that? Yeah, exactly He did do that. He was like who the fuck put put that thing there. There's excellent alertness on his part Yeah, who put that platform there that I've been standing on for 20 minutes who put the earth beneath my feet This is bullshit. All right, so congratulations to President Joe Biden

Next up we have the Creeper of the Year Award. The Creeper of the Year. First nominee, Vince McMahon, getting fired from his own job that he created and invented for, I don't know, probably like a Baker's dozen sexual assault cases. Felt like a lot. It was a lot, but then getting brought back into the fold and then selling for billions of dollars.

Yeah. And all time creeper come back story. Yeah, it's touching really to see. Some may even say it pays to be a creeper. If you just got next. If you just look at Vince McMahon. Mm-hmm. Next up, we have Eme Udoka, former coach of the Boston Celtics nominated for Redacted.

We don't know. What did he do? It was redacted. Hank, did you ever dig into that? No, nothing, nothing to find. Nothing, there was nothing there. Ring camera. That makes no sense.

Why would they fire? That'd be bad organization that would do that. Yeah. Well, actually, you know what, let's us, our Celtics fan. Sure, I don't know. Okay. That was great. Great. What what Billy? Never no. Say it. It's the taste. You just said wait. You can't wait us to never mind. They asked them to stop coming back to the house and just went in the back door. Oh nice. Little anal sex joke. No, no, it wasn't like literally they caught him on ring camera. You know, do you know the whole story?

I don't, I still don't. This is not true. Tell us, like tell us the whole story. Story about to hear his face off in factual. In the back door and they caught him on the back door ring camera. And they were the Foxer in the ass. Sure. Okay.

Where is this coming from? I thought we all knew this. I did not know any of this. No, it's not true. Is this another Reddit thing? Oh, I just, this is the Reddit thing. I'm starting to think Billy should have won two online. Got sure.

No, no. Okay, and the final nominee. The Fox is always a better fit. Yeah, final nominee, who the wife? Final nominee for Creeper of the Year is Darren Revelle. Friendeper the year is Darren Revelle, friend of the podcast, Chief Darren Revelle correspondent Darren Revelle himself. Nominated for the JJ Wat Interception

when JJ Wat was playing his last game and went to go talk to special needs children and Darren Revelle stepped in front of the kids to congratulate and give a big hug to JJ Wat and congratulate him first. It was quite a video that he willingly put out. And what did he say? Did he say something like, I waited all the time?

It worked to get into position for 18 minutes, crying emoji, crying emoji. Mm-hmm. 18 minutes. 18 minutes of boxing out kids with Down syndrome. Great job, Darren. Yeah. And the presenter for Creeper the Year is brought to you by. Hey, we are the Iowa moisture percentage tacky for Creeper of the year. Shout out to Deer and Rovell. Your Creeper. You win Creeper of the year. Nice job, not letting JJ watch Celebration

time away from the children. Hanks, no. Bitch. The island boys are back. They are back. Did they ever leave? Island boy. Oh, they were on from the Caribbean.

Oh, no, that was another Billy. He's back. No, no, no. Billy, when we were putting together, this list of Billy's like, I don't know if we can use the island boys. I think that they were like with Jeffrey Epstein. And then he showed me a picture.

And within five seconds, I debunked it as being an AI produced image that is definitely not real. Oh, no, but they're from Florida. Yeah, I know. It was all starting to add up. Billy, we should just give Elon Musk and Billy win the two online of the guy Yeah, the co-winners. Yes. Yeah retroactively. I have to be online every day. It's hard. You go deep. Billy. So do we? Yeah, I know we don't believe you guys grew up before the internet. Yeah, so like you like know what reality is. Okay, let's take a quick break for an ad,

and then we have some more takeys on the other side. Okay, quick break for Rowback. The Rowback question, it is one of our favorite questions. Rowback question, PFT. What's your favorite piece of Rowback gear? That's a great question. Great Rowback question. Great Rowback question.

I'm gonna say the Dinosaur polo shirt. Ooh, nice. The shirt with the Dinos on, all in pastel colors. Yeah. Just wore that on the course the other week. Solid, stretchable, breathable. I, uh, I love the rowback shorts, and here's why they have zipper pocket.

The zipper pocket is huge for shorts. Keep those keys in there. You know you need that one pocket. It's not all zippers, because then you get a little tangled up. It's just one zipper pocket for your keys in the, you know you need that one pocket. It's not all zippers, because then you get a little tangled up. It's just one zipper pocket for your keys in the rowback shorts. You can put anything in there that you don't want to fall out. Rowback.

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I'll let you just say after each nominee, how wild. So what are you gonna say? Billy's, look at his head of revelation. Billy, you got a revelation? No, show a, Tony, just hit it. Home run. Okay, well, we can talk about that now. Oh yeah, he's Billy.

Who hit memes first pick? Memes first pick. Okay, wild of the year, first up, that now. Who hit memes first pick? Yeah. Mermed memes first pick. Okay. Uh, wild of the year. First up, we have Nicole Yokic, wearing a Denver Nuggets sweatshirt as a five year old Serbian boy. And then 20 years later, 23 years later, winning an NBA title, the first in franchise history

with the Denver Nuggets. That's wild. That is wild. Jake Wild? Yeah, very wild. I mean, you would think a guy from international waters would wear a big market team. No, the Denver Nuggets. No, wild. I think that's the first time Serbia has been referred to as international waters. Yeah, I mean, anything outside of U.S. Yeah. Okay, next up we have Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey playing against each other in the Super Bowl.

And their mom was there. Oh, that's wild. That's it's pretty wild, right, Jake? Their brothers brothers. It's crazy. I mean, there's 32 games that craze your wild. Uh oh. This is wild.

Well, the end. It's the highest amount. There's wild oh. This is wild. It's like, well, the end. It's the highest amount. There's wild and then this is wild. Oh, yeah. So this is wild. This is wild. Okay, this is wild. Next up, we have in the NCAA tournament, Florida Atlantic played the Tennessee volunteers

in what was it, the sweet 16 and the athletic director for both programs. They were brothers. Oh man. That's wild pretty Frickin wild if you ask me so it was Danny and Brian white. Yep going up against each other. I Mean think about this. There's like 363 teams. Yeah Let alone those two teams making the tournament. How many alone those two teams being in the same region? Let alone them playing each other in Madison Square Garden. Okay, but how many brothers are there? That are both athletic directors? No, just brothers in general. Millions.

Okay. And these are the two. There might be more than millions. I'm doing the math though. There might be billions or trillions. There probably is billions of brothers. There's billions of brothers. Yeah.

Billions. This will happen while. Yeah. Okayions of it. So this happened while. Yeah, okay, but I'm doing the math now. You said 360. I think there's 360 now. 363 teams. The brothers face off. How many NFL teams are there?

32. And so that, okay, I don't want to jump ahead. That sounds more wild to me. Yeah, let's see, let's see. And then finally we have the Pittsburgh Steelers drafting Joey Porter Jr. named after his father, Joey Porter, who played for the Pittsburgh Steelers. Wow, that Jake.

Crazy. I saw a picture too, Joey Porter Jr. at the Super Bowl that the Steelers won. How did he get tickets? Oh, cause his dad was on the team. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's wild. That is wild. Okay, winner.

Jake, do you wanna say it? Presented by Jake Marsh. The Kelsey's. Oh, the Kelsey Bowl. Truly wild. And not the first Super Bowl's featuring brothers in the last 10 to 12 years. Wait, so that makes it less wild?

Yeah, competitors. Fuck. Well, it's of the year. Of the year, that's true. Yeah, of the year. You always get us out of that. That shows how unbiased the judging is. What?

We're just giving it up to competitors. Doesn't matter. Oh, podcast. Well, they are. We'll see what happens when we get to their mom, too. Well, it's their mom, too. Yeah, it's really giving it to their mom. We're gonna mention their name is Donna. Yeah, Donna Kelsey wins. She's got wild ovaries

She had two child's two children who then ended up in the soup bowl truly wild Dad really didn't get any shine No, that's a mom's time to get shine. Yeah, but the dad could have gotten in the mix a little bit He probably didn't want to shine That's fine, but I just would have liked to I don't even know who the dad is. He's probably just a soccer fan. Yeah, okay What we got up next pft. We have next up of the year who's next who's next in the world of sports First nominee baby grok baby grok nominated For getting rizzed up by livy done who could forget?

Did he get rizzed up or did he raise? I think he got rizzed up by Livy Dunn, who could forget? Did he get rizzed up or did he, Rizz? I think he got rizzed up because Livy went in for the hug. He gave her a side hug. Okay. Yeah. What were you gonna say, Billy? I mean, big yell to drip king. Big yell to drip king.

Big yell to drip king. Baby Grok might be the new drip king. Trust me. What's Rizzing Up? I mean, I know. So I don't want to tell you. Yeah, Rizzing, you don't know Rizzing Up Jays? No, I don't. Yeah, it to tell you. Yeah, Riz, you don't know Riz, no, I don't.

Yeah, it's when you put the Riz on someone. Yeah, when you live, you don't get a hug. Yeah, I don't. No, it's when you Rizm. Your dad may have Rizm up your mom. Okay, I'm getting it now. Okay, you get it? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, sounds like you never Rizd. Yeah, you're not like it. Yeah, I've done a lot of Rizd. You're Rizlis. next nominee is baby digs baby digs also might be next Pulling in the one hand and catches everything Everything Baby digs is I mean he is electric. Yeah, no it raises short for charisma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby baby digs

I love baby digs. I love baby digs. I love baby digs. Do you love looking at baby digs? I love looking at baby digs. It's highlight real. It's better than baby girl. One of my favorite things to do is go online and look for baby digs. Yeah, just pictures of baby digs. Yes. It's wonderful. He is electric. It's a great way to spend a boring afternoon. Yes. Next up, we have Charlie Woods. Oh, sea, sea, we'll see whoo. Oh see nominated. See who's he who? That's right. I mean, I I almost feel bad putting him in this category because he's almost he's almost there. Yes. He's getting there. Yeah. Next up is Conor Bedard.

Let's get Bedard in here. Yes. Future star for the Chicago Black Oaks. Already better than Conor McDavid. Yes. Future, why did I impulsively buy season tickets the night that we got the number one pick, but that's, that feels good. Also nominated. We have Victor Wimby Young from, uh, France, France from France, the French man, not played in summer league bust. Oh, okay. I like that take.

And here to present the award for next up of the year is the greatest soccer player of all time World Cup champion Lionel Messi Messi take it away Hi, I am Messi It is my honor to present the 2023 Tacky for next up of the years and the winner is Charlie Boots 23 de la noche para la próxima de los años y el guinería Charlie Boots, Charlie.

Yo sé que eres un carfán. Es tan bueno para ir. Quiero decir que hay un guine. Es tan cool, tan raro y tan raro. Y es tan raro. Bro, eres un guine. Es tan raro. es un gran jugador de gol. Así que te mando muy felicitaciones. Acá de a mes y te saludo. Estamos viendo.

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No pides. No pides. No pides. No p win the PGA tour, the entire thing. FedExCop, a rider cop. Live. He's going to have it all. He's going to have all the titles. He's going to be incredible. I cannot wait.

We were going to be, and we were the first to get on him. We saw Charlie Woods and we jumped right on him. Yeah, we were also the first to get on Baby Diggs, but yeah, what's the difference? Baby Diggs is a gateway drug for then jumping on 13-year-olds. Yes. Okay. Congratulations, Charlie Woods. Who's listening right now? Shout out, Charlie. What's up, Charlie? Yo, Charlie. You'll see money. Hit us up. How you want to come on the show? You want to maybe play some video games? What's up, playa? Whatever you want to do. Want to watch baby digs highlights? Okay. This is one of our most prestigious awards.

We've done this every year. It is the John Madden still alive person of the year in memory of Tommy Lasorta sponsored by Queen Elizabeth. Takee. Should we do a moment of silence? A moment of silence for Queen Elizabeth. So for everyone who knows, we have done this. I think we have successfully, hold on Max,

hold on, don't pull it up. We have successfully. I think we have successfully hold on max hold on don't pull it up We have we have successfully. I think we had time in the sort of one year We had John Madden and then we had Queen Elizabeth last year I think we're like three for four or three for three in the last three years of the person dying who we have nominated for still a live person of the year so the nominees this year are Luke Arnosekka the year. So the nominees this year are Lou Karnaseka, the St. John's famous St. John's head coach 98 years old. Is that the press conference or was that Oh press conference looking dapper, spry, Tino's intro,

he looks great. You look great. Jay, can you do the math real quick and figure out how many patinos that John Karnasek has lived for 98 years. Yeah, real quick and figure out how many patinos that John Carnacek has lived for? 98 years. Yeah. 98 years divided. But how many patinos has that been? 13 seconds. 13.

13. Okay, I'll get back. Okay, okay. Next up, we have sister Jean. Still alive. Very much still alive. Still alive. Still kicking it.

Which is don't die. Yeah. We have Demar Hamlin, who's still alive. So congrats to the last one. Demar, prayers for Demar. Greetings to the last one. Great story. Uh, we have,

All right, is he still alive or is he alive again? Alive again. A second time. Alive again. We have Bill Russell still alive. Still alive. Congratulations, Bill. Come on.

What? Did he die? Yeah. When? He died? Are he die? Yeah, when? He died. Are you sure? This is a fucked up joke. We actually were just putting this in to see if Hank was paying attention Okay, you are paying attention. Congratulations, Hank. John Rom's dad still lost very much still lives Still alive. Yep, still alive%. And then finally, we have President Jimmy Carter. Still alive. Shrinking by the second, but still alive.

He's been in hospice, I think, for eight months now. Yeah. Which is, I think that's a new record. Yeah. A record for that. I think he's just chilling. Yeah. I think he's just hanging out.

He doesn't have to work anymore. He doesn't have to get on roofs and nail down tiles. Probably loving. This is his retirement. Yeah. By the way, Luke Karn second, 98 years, $3,090,528,000 patinos. That's a lot of loads. That's a lot of patinos.

OK. We have a special guest to give out this award. Hello boys. It's your old friend Queen Elizabeth. I recorded this message for second I was nominated for still a loose person of the year last year, because let's be honest, your track record with killing people is quite impressive. If this message is playing in the 2023 take his then means I passed away. I'd like to wish it to make my son Prince Harry and his beautiful wife

Mayan Markle the new king and Queen of England. Please, if I ask you anything, make sure this is done for me. As for this year, the take you for still a live person of the year is President Jimmy Carter. I look forward to seeing Jimmy at the perligate shortly. Love your boys. Also my number, this episode is 69. Oh, the queen. Monric is bitch.

That was scary. That was crazy. She, I mean, she taped it when we in Omni. She was the AWL. We have to have her as a recurrent guest on the show. She's very entertaining. So congratulations to Jimmy Carter. Also shout out Quiggs. Oh, thank Jimmy Carter. Also shout out Quiggs.

Oh, thank Jimmy Carter. Oh, man. Probably, yeah. Still a live person of the year. And she also did ask us, we need to make sure the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle become King and Queen. I'm right on it, yeah. Those were her dying wishes.

So congratulations to Jimmy Carter. Still alive. Very much. Most fucked up taking we do. The next category is for criminal of the year. We had a lot of lawbreakers this year a lot of lawbreakers. First nominee is Donald Trump. Trump arrested twice. Yeah. Billy. Whatever. Whatever. Next nominee is Hunter Biden. Yes. That dude does a lot of crack. Yeah, he does

He does so I don't know how much like a normal crack user uses crack But he outcracks them all and bribery and bribery and and probably only one guy gets charged for bullshit Also nominee we have Stetson Bennett. He got he got arrested But also nominee, we have Stetson Bennett. He got arrested. Also the sod father for stealing the Super Bowl from Max's beloved Philadelphia Eagles. Oh, so this is a bias. Max, you put this in. Still complaining about the sod?

You were complaining about the sod. You were complaining about the sod. You were complaining about the sod. Sounds like you're still mad about the sod. You were complaining about the sod. Okay. And the final nominee is Chief Saholik. Chief Saholik getting arrested for robbing banks

Making money on the chief's winning the Super Bowl and Patrick Holmes I believe Super Bowl MVP and then absconding running out on bail and he's still on the road somewhere. Yeah Yeah, so chief Saholic has a big caught yet and so the award for a criminal of the year is brought to you by Special guest a special guest for a criminal of the year is brought to you by a special guest. A special guest. Who could it be? Wow. That's an awesome T-shirt. I didn't know.

Hi there, Billy here to announce a 2023 take-e for Criminal of the Year. After a lot of competition amongst all the nominees, I'd like to announce that Chief Saholik has won Criminal of the year. Currently, as I'm taping this video, he has not been caught and he made off with bank winnings that he stashed away,

as well as Chief's futures and Patrick Mahomes MVP futures. Chief Sao Hollic is really the last outlaw of the West, roaming from Kansas City to Oklahoma, even to Arizona for the Super Bowl on leave. He did not report to court and he's probably down in Mexico like many outlaws before him You know embodying the spirit of those like Josie Wales wild bill Hickock, you know and the wolf that he don't the man ran across the planes in a way We haven't seen since the days of the West Congratulations, Chesaholic hope for Mexico is treating you well and

Keep donning the mask is one day We'll need you back Good job. That was a great job Billy. The audio is much better on my phone. What are you? What are you charging for? Give me like 10 grand? Okay, nice sec I thought just occurred to me. What if Billy was chief Sao-Holik this entire time Oh the perfect crime and then he went to go investigate himself, oh, I can't find him anywhere. Isn't that wild?

Yeah. I've never seen you two in the same room together. Or have I? Huh. Hmm. That sounds good. That sounds good. Okay, moving along, we have choke of the year.

Choke of the year. Great nominees this year, a lot of chokes. We're gonna start with Purdue, the Purdue Boilerm year. Great nominees this year. A lot of chokes. We're going to start with Purdue, the Purdue boiler makers, the number one seed. Big choke. Choking as much as you could choke. Far, fairly Dickinson taking them down. Purdue just keeps getting worse and worse in March. I think they just getting more and more Purdue. Yeah, they are they're reaching their final up to do to Make sure that we are very honest here Brooks Capka and the Masters did choke big-time choke We had assistance from Hank. Yep. He had assistance from Hank speaking of Hank. We have the Boston Bruins choking number one seed out

We also have the Milwaukee B choking. Another one seed out. So it's more this all all around. We're a failure on their part than a choke. Yeah. And then we have Grant Williams, who had his famous, I'm going to make both free throws and then missed them both against Cleveland Cavaliers. And finally, the last nominee for choke of the year is Mark Zuckerberg in his juj Jitsu class getting choked out, but maybe not. The winner of choke of the year, Mark Zuckerberg.

Congratulations, Mark Zuckerberg. You can job, Mark. He got choked out in a Jitsu class and then went on full court press with his PR team, issuing a statement saying at no point during the competition was Mark Nocton conscious, that never happened. And he also had his coach come to his back saying that Zuckerberg snores really just effort full grunting. Mm-hmm. So he wasn't choked out what he was.

He got choked. He was just trying very hard, trying too hard. This goes along the lines of laughing at a president when they fall down. If you have made it your life's mission to have robots take over our entire lives, I'm going to laugh at you when you get choked out and you're make believe jujitsu tournament.

Yes. And especially when you then release a statement saying at no point, at no point during the competition was Mark Zuckerberg choked out. I definitely would not have heard about this story. Had his PR person not issued a public statement saying at no point, at no point during the competition was Mark Zuckerberg choked out. I definitely would not have heard about the story. Had his PR person not issued a public statement saying, Hey, all those hilarious videos of my client getting ruthlessly choked out. Those, that's not real. Don't look them up. Stop looking them up. Please, I'm only raising awareness that people do not retweet this. Yes. As it pertains to the choking out,

it never happened. Never happened. It never happened, but it is the choke of the year, whether it happened or not. Well, he did get choked. We don't know if he got choked out, but he did get choked. And it was the most talked about choke of the year. So congratulations, Mark Zuckerberg, forgetting choked out or effortlessly grunting. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Next up, we have the wife guy of the year. A lot of wife guys out there these days. Yes. Wife guy of the year nominees include RG3. Just huge, huge wife guy. Most of his posts are about his wife.

He had the glamorous pregnancy shoot, maternity shoot that he put out. Also left the game. Those are, those are always really weird where somebody puts out like a combination of a maternity shoot, but also a budwara shoot. Yeah.

Look how hot and fuckable my wife looks when she's been fucked. Yes. She's pregnant. Ken Bone. Yeah. Crazy for this. He loves that shit. Remember Ken Bone?

Yeah. Yeah. We should be able to take you presenter. Yes. We should do a remember that guy of the year. Yeah. He's like guys that you fall by the wayside. Yeah. Ken Bone.

Next nominee is JJ Wat for retiring from football to spend more time with his wife. Yes. Pretty gay if you ask me. Yeah, suspending buying a soccer team with his wife. Yeah, oh, suss. Next nominee is Dana Lovsky for only thinking about his wife all the time

and never jacking off. Never, ever. And the winner of wife guy of the Year is Drumroll, please. J.J. Y. Oh, Wife Guy of the Year. Our good friend J.J. Y. and congratulations you do in fact have a wife. Yeah, wait a love your wife weirdo.

Yeah, you kiss your wife with those lips. Disgusting. Imagine being in an equal partnership with a woman and having feelings for her. When does the Burnley season start? I think in September or no, August? Yeah, for the last. It's around football season, so I don't really pay attention.

I'll jump on Burnley. I'm excited. Uh, it is so fucking hot in here. Yeah. But the core is light, the cold core is light. That's the end of the video. You go check the AC one more time. Okay, okay.

Please, please, please I would kill for some AC right make sure to take your beer with you my my glasses are getting fogged up It's on it's a it's a five-second walk and Billy reached over to grab his beer before he left He's gonna pour it out trash. He doesn't like will come any I drink Hombre is we know that move. I'm scored to the bathroom with my beer. No big deal. Did you guys finish yet? I'm finished. What do you got Billy? Nothing Can we leave the door open? Is it bad for sound

Yeah Feels great for me I'm dude. I keep Put on your put on your me. I'm, dude, I keep putting on your mic. I'm, my glasses just keep getting fogged up. It's insane. It's a hottest. It's, it's, it's ever been in here. Welcome to my world, Big Cat.

Yeah. We're just fighting. We're just basically getting the reps in for Vegas for the 10th year anniversary. Why Vegas? So that we can gamble. As we go to Lanark City, go to Detroit. Let's do it on a... at the year anniversary. Why Vegas? So that we can gamble. He's we go to Atlantic City, go to Detroit. Let's do it on a,

Go to Joliet. A river boat. Oh, and Louisiana. Do we have one? We do in East Chicago, Indiana. So yeah, we could do that. We're gonna do it, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it.

East Chicago, I always forgot. Yeah, you got screwed up by that. We're in Chicago is in Indiana. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah. I'm not moving anymore. He's Chicago, but it's in Indiana. Uh, okay. Next up. Oh, let's take a break for a quick ad. We're gonna get back to the take. He's in a second.

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Download and sign up for the Borestal Sports Book today. Okay, next up we have coach in waiting of the year. A lot of coaches that are waiting for their big shot, the first nominee we have Eric Bienemy, who is now off its coordinator for the Washington Commanders. He is the system. He's the system quarterback. I got the system now. Yeah. So he is a coach in waiting. He's been in waiting for a while. We have John Shire, who is still not coaching Duke. We know Coach K is pulling the strings behind him.

He's lurking. Yes. He's hovering. Yes. We have Jay Williams, who is hoping to get the coaching job at Georgetown. He would entertain it if he was asked. He would entertain it. And then we have Jay Wright, our good friend Jay Wright, who is coaching waiting for the Sixers and Nick simultaneous. Trump roll. Okay, the winner of coach in waiting of the year goes to Jay Williams.

Congrats, Jay Williams. Jay Williams for tweeting. January 11, 2023. No one had asked them. No one had talked about it. He said, so people keep asking me, so I will answer. Georgetown basketball has always been a dream job. It has. It has.

And so I said it January 11, 2023. when do you think Patrick Ewing was fired? Janu, no, March 2nd. March 9th, 2023. So Patrick Ewing was still the coach at Georgetown when Jay Williams said, so people keep asking me, so I will answer, Georgetown basketball has always been a dream job. The weird thing is, Jay Williams might not have been a worse coach than Patrick Ewing. Yeah. Well, I think what Jay Williams was thinking was like, hey, this is my shot.

Be the first African American coach at Georgetown. Yep. So what have been huge? What have been massive? What have been massive? Okay, so I'm glad to say Jay Williams. Keep trying. One of the weirdest tweets I hope he gets hired.

One of the weirdest he doesn't coach. No one had talked about him. The guy still had a job. And he was like, Hey, people keep asking me. I think it was his hacker. It was the same hacker that's hoping to account from earlier. Yes. Yeah. Yes. That happens with him. Yes. Next category is the worst person to fly with award. Who worst person to fly with. Got a lot of strong nominees. First up is Odele Beckham Worst person to fly with. Got a lot of strong nominees. First up is Odell Beckham for not getting up out of the seat making the entire plane Deplane yep, while he was flying not not private, but he was flying on a commercial flight East Coast to West Coast and yeah, everybody. I don't know why everyone had to get off the plane for him But he certainly made them do it. I don't get, I don't understand that. Odobakum nominated.

Next nominee is Anthony Bass's wife for spilling popcorn all over the plane and then making a flight attendant, clean it up and then tweeting about how inconvenient, or by texting Anthony Bass, who then tweeted out how inconvenience his wife was because she was four months pregnant. She was four months pregnant, she had a five year old.

And a five year old. And her five year old just spilled popcorn everywhere everywhere couldn't clean it up. Couldn't clean up. Next nominee is that guy that opened the emergency exit on the South Korean flight to the United States. Yep. Opened it up before it landed and then just everybody had to sit on the plane in a vacuum tunnel essentially. Uh, wild moves. Okay. I just want to say all I thought about it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you say it, it's like seeing a cop's gun. Yeah, you know, same thing. What if, what if I put the handles right there

for any fire alarm? If it was really that important, they wouldn't make it so easy for me to pull it. Yeah. I'll just say it though, if I was on that plane, the kind of woulda rocked. They got really hurt, didn't they? I don't think anybody got hurt.

I don't know, just a guy right next to the window gets fucked up. Yeah, so did you get hurt? I think, well, yeah, seebelt on, so he was fine. He was fucked up then, so he was okay. But I would not have had my seatbelt on. That would have been, that would have been so cool. You would have been fine.

Yeah, I would have been fine. I probably wouldn't have fit out the door right, Hank. Yeah, you would have, you would have stuck in your seat. And then the next nominee for a worse person to fly with is Jeffrey Epstein. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein. Don't want to, don't want to be caught flying with that guy. I feel like, I feel like we're finding out new people who flew with him every day. We certainly are. Yeah.

Island boys, everyone. Everyone's flown with that guy. Yes. We took off the last nominee I noticed. Oh, this category. Muhammad Ata. Oh, yeah. He's also nominated for the first person to fly with. Oh, yeah.

And the winner of worst person to fly with award goes to drum roll. Anthony Bass's wife. Yeah. Congrats, Mrs. Bass. What an all time. What an all time backfire of a tweet. That was, that was bad. And then I think they got the flat intent fired.

Yeah. For making her clean it up. Just a ridiculous, ridiculous thing. Like, hey, here, internet, my wife, who's, again, not that pregnant and a five-year-old couldn't clean up popcorn. And this is an injustice. It was all.

Also, probably the ratio of the year on that tweet. Yeah. That was a huge ratio. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I was going to get nominated the other day, I fell asleep on the plane and I was, I think I was leaning over. And I think a couple of times I woke up

because I was like kind of leaning on the guy next to me. And when we landed, I was like, hey, man, sorry. If I was leaning, he just didn't acknowledge me. Yeah, you got a boner. Yeah. You're probably yawning in his face like a psycho. I know, but yeah, it was tough.

I tried to, I tried to make good when we landed. And he just truly didn't know, it's like, yeah, okay. You remember when you threw up goger at all of yourself on a plane? Yeah. That was bad. That was really bad. Wait, how old were you in that?

Like last year? No, fucking way. Yeah. When I was a kid, I had some incidents on planes. Yeah. I mean, that we're driving vacations for a couple years. Oh my God. We were taking off and then Hank starts,

I can't tell ever with him if it's a yawn or if he's actually choking on something or dying or coughing and it looked like he was yawn coughing and then gogert spews out of his mouth like a reverse Tiana Trump just and and then he like sticks his hand out to try to catch it and it just flies all over the place I'm looking at like what the fuck is wrong with you? Jesus Christ. He's nervous flyer. Jesus Christ. There's people I was thinking about this after because I do feel bad. I do I understand that I I'm probably a bad person fly with and I just,

I kind of black out when I fall asleep, but there's definitely, there's most people do. There's like a support group out there that probably exists that they don't know about that there's probably at least a handful of people that have gone off a flight with me and been like, I was on the fucking, I was sitting next to the worst person in the world. I fall asleep. I'm a twitcher. Sleep talk, drool, lean, boners, boners, all of it, all of it. I twitch, no work is to say. All right, congratulations to- I just leaks.

I think that's his wife. Okay, next up we have Game of the Year. Game of the Year. We had a lot of great games this year, a lot of great nominees. So I'll rip through them. We had two Vikings games, Vikings Bills, which was an incredible, incredible game.

Remember that four-town patch or pass? It's Justin Jefferson. And then obviously the Fumble at the goal line. And I think the Bills at one point had 12 guys on the field. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We had Vikings Colts, the incredible, incredible comeback. They ended up winning that game 3936.

Were they down 33 or something? Yeah. Was that on Christmas? It was three to nothing. No, it was a random Saturday game. It was like the week before Christmas. Because I remember being like holy shit. It was December 18th. Yeah.

Mariners Astros 18 in a game. Christmas because I remember being like Holy Shed. There's some shopping. Yeah. Mariners Astros 18 in a game. What a game that was. That was an awesome game. We had Nuggets Lakers game one of the Western Conference Finals. We had commanders 12 bears seven. Now it's a who could forget who could forget tattoo bet. So they like. Yeah. We had Broncos 12 Colts 9, the, uh, famous, uh, overtime game that was one of the worst games of the year, but we came one of the best games, one of the most memorable. And then finally, we had Georgia 42 Ohio State 41, a truly incredible game that we got to witness on, uh, New Year's Eve. Drumroll. Drumroll. Drumroll.

Drumroll. Game of the year. It goes to Nuggets, Lakers, Western Conference Final Game 1. And we have a quote, we have a quote from someone a reporter on the scene, uh, who said people will dismiss it because it's not an NBA finals game. So the stakes weren't as high, but what you just watched was one of the greatest games ever played. I'll never forget it. Because that, that series went on to being just an amazing series, right? It was like seven games probably back and forth. Back and forth. Road teams getting wins left and right. Yes, it was excellent. Let me read it again. Just so everyone can let it sit in.

This is from a reporter. Let's call them D Revelle. People will dismiss it because it's not an NBA finals game. So the stakes weren't as high. But what you just watched was one of the greatest games ever played. Ever played. Ever played. And I can't stop thinking about Western Conference Final

Game 1, Lakers Nuggets, then Nuggets Suite of any sport, any sport all time ever played at Miracle on Ice. Joe Carter walk off. Don't remember it. Yeah, you know, the rumble in the jungle. No, no, Lakers Nakers, nuggets, game one, Western Conference Finals, was one of the greatest games ever played. If you're real hoop boy, you know that. 132, 126, high score. Oh, man, we're saying it in crowd. So there's, yeah, a buzzer beater and everything.

What a great game. Who could forget? Next category is we have trade of the year. Trade of the year. The trade of the year, a lot of big trades in sports, a lot of big trades everywhere. A lot of people got fleece this year. It was the year of the fleece.

The first nominee is Russell Westbrook. For getting traded from the Lakers, he got traded to Utah and the Lakers then got the Angel of Russell. It was a three team eight player deal and the Lakers just turned the season around because they just got rid of Russell Westbrook. So shout out to the Lakers and Rob Lowe for executing that trade. Yes. Trading wildfires to Canada for continued Stanley Cup success on our part. So I think that's a fair trade.

They're never going to win a Stanley Cup unless we get Alberta as our 51st state, which they're talking about. We want it. Uh, next nominee for trade of the year was Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers finally got off his ass, got traded to the jets and brought along. Basically, every teammate that he had that he liked, which actually, now they think about it's probably only like two or three. Yeah. Uh, they got traded to the jets or or signed by the Jets with them.

And the final nominee is Brittany Griner, getting traded for the Merchant of Death. Ooh, that sounds like a badass dude. Famous Prisoner Swap. Yeah, Famous Prisoner Swap. Wait, are you talking about the Merchant of Death? Yeah, yeah. So, let's get to the presenter for this award.

Ooh. We have a very special presenter. Hi, I'm Marslie Poski, a voice actor in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. I'm here to announce the take you for the trade of the year. Congrats to our winner, Merchant of Death and Brittany Grinnon, the United States. Absolutely flees putting in this deal. Great job, USA. Merchant of death is washed up.

There we go. There's not the clutch chain. What is Russia ever won? It was, we got, we got fucking host. Yeah, we got host. I'm going to wait till their careers are done. We can see who's got more ranks. Yes, that's true.

That's true. That was the trade of the year. It was incredible. It was incredible. Talked about trade of the year We can say Billy No, come here comes a take. Come on Billy. Let it fly. It's the take is come on virtue of death got Bach moot What is that? Okay, I probably won't are you speaking code right now? Nope. Okay

Okay, next up we have the darkness retreat of the year. Darkness retreat of the year. There were some great darkness retreats this year. First nominee is Chrissy Teigen quitting Twitter yet again. Mm-hmm. I think that's the 15th time she's quitted. There's multiple award nominee for this category. Yeah. Every time she- Maybe digs. multiple award nominee for this category. Yeah, every time. Baby digs. Did he quit? Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I see where he going. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Uh-huh. Yeah, baby digs hot in the streets. Okay, next up, uh, tomorrow, Hamlet, had a quick darkness treat came back, incredible story, story of the year.

Yeah, that was the ultimate, him and Jesus. Yes. That's darkness or trees, maybe ever. Yes. Then, that was the ultimate, him and Jesus. Yes. That's the start to disretrees maybe ever. Yes. Then we have Aaron Rodgers who had the most famous darkness retreat for what a day and a half, found himself. So he wanted to be in New York yet. Also in his darkness retreat, there would be people

that would show up, open the door, hand him meals, talk to him, tell him riddles. The real darkness retreat, you know. Yeah. Yeah. And then finally, Chrissy Teigen quitting Twitter yet again. Again again. Yeah, again again, this is final the real darkness retreat, you know, yeah, yeah, uh, and then finally Chrissy Teigen quitting Twitter yet again again again Yeah again again. This is final the last time guys. She doesn't need this anymore. She swears. She's done She's got nine burners. Yes. Okay, the winner

We got a special guest presenter Hello darkness my old friend. Yes, that's right. Hi, I'm Frank Tantke. I'm here to announce the take-e for darkness retreat of the year. And the winner is Aaron Rodgers. Way to go Aaron. Congratulations, looking forward to having you back on the Packers this year. Let's go. Okay, congratulations Aaron Rodgers. He's making Zach Wilson's life heaven right now. Yeah, that sounds like he's killing him. Yes, yes. So yeah, Aaron Rodgers. He's making Zach Wilson's life heaven right now. Yeah. That sounds like he's killing him. Yes.

Yes. So yeah, Aaron Rodgers, darkness retreat of the year. Good job. I don't know if that will be a category next year. Probably not. Maybe he will. And then decide he wants to go to the fight. Well, yeah, he's definitely.

And then he's going to go on another one. And then he's going to move to Mississippi and still will for money. Yes. Yeah. Our next category is Taylor of the year. Ooh. A lot of big tailors out there.

First nominee is Taylor, Taylor Luan. Taylor had a great year in being Taylor this year. He got injured as he does. He was portrayed by Amazon on a Thursday night game as being in a wheelchair. They did the boy dirty. I'll say it. It was a tough look. Tough look in a wheelchair. They did the boy dirt, y'all say it. It was a tough look. Tough look for the boys out there for the Tier ones.

Next nominee is Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is nominated for making like a billion dollars on her tour and then getting forced into breaking up with her boyfriend by the Swift union. Yes. So Taylor, shout out to Taylor. I respect you as an artist, Taylor. But you've done a great job in tricking people

into thinking you're the most persecuted person on earth who is also making a billion dollars. Next nominee is Taylor Hanuki. Taylor Hanuki nominated for Taylor of the year. Just the Jordans, everything, just outstanding work in the field of Taylor Hanuki-ness. The next nominee is the Sean Taylor statue. Oh!

at FedEx Field, which underwent I think three or four iterations, he was wearing different style pants and gloves and socks and helmets. There was actually no statue there. It was the first statue to never have a face, a body, legs, arms, fingers, hands, anything. It was just a uniform. It was like a merch, a standup merch shop for Taylor for Sean Taylor. Yes.

And the winner of Taylor the year goes to drum roll. All right. The Sean Taylor statue. All right, great job. Great job to the Washington commanders for screwing up Sean Taylor day for the second consecutive year. Unbelievable. That video's still shocking.

It's shocking. You know, if you know what's coming, if you watch it again, you're like, what the fuck were they thinking? It's shocking even for the commanders. Yes, yes, which is saying something. Okay, we got a few more rounding up. We're gonna get to play to the year in a little bit here.

We have no hitter of the year, no hitter of the year. A lot of no hitters this year. We have some great nominees first up Kanye West, no hits this year. None. Zero hits. No bangers. Zero hits. His appearance of the Alex Jones show was pretty fire though. That's true. That was also the Chris Paul tweet. Yeah, that's that was a banger. He fucked that. He might, well, let's see if he wins. But yeah, that was a hit.

We have Reed Debtmer's in aaheim Angels on June 10th, 2022. No hitter. Yep, that was a great no hitter. Who could forget? One of the best games I've ever seen. Mm-hmm. And then finally, we have the Houston Astros no hitting the Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series.

Mm-hmm. Pretty crazy game for the World Series. Was that no hitter? It was a no hitter. Wow. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Pretty crazy game for the World Series. Was that no hitter? It was a no hitter. Wow. Yeah. So, yeah. Crazy.

Read that, man. It's just pitched in this game. That's on the studio right now. That's wild. That's wild. Throw it in for next year's wild of the year. OK. Drum roll.

And the winner is, Max, would you like to announce it? Kanye. No. it was not Kanye it was the Houston Astros no hitter Other Philadelphia Phillies in game for the world series in the world series I mean that's that's what happened so rarely yes the biggest days in all of sports Max. Would you like to accept this award? No, I would not because it's not a true award, it's a fake award. What? And it's a fake no hitter. Why is it not a real no hitter?

Because it's a combined no hitters. Yeah, I do not respect it. Wait, it was a combined what? Would you say it was a combined what? It was a combined zero hitter. No, that's not what you just said. He slipped up. I'll edit this.

Yeah, unfortunately he does have the control to edit everything. But yeah, one of the most memorable no hitters in this show's history wrong. I would say tears about that no itter This room is the only is the only room raise your head It's terrible that no hitter and a man is in the world He's about that no Fiction you mentioned to you at bars. All right, five. Yeah, yeah, because of this show I pull in this room five to one. It's a combined. It's a combined. Yes, it's no hitter against you

No hitter Congratulations to Max and the Philadelphia Phillies for getting no hit in the world series I think it's no hitter. You always have gaps with that after game one That's true Better than a world series. Yeah, I mean we want up to one. I mean whatever. Oh, oh, we're talking about the six or so. Okay, uh, next next category is tie of the year. Ooh. The tie of the year. First up, we have Jim Nance's tie, gave it away for the last time. And all the people that say that he stopped giving away the tie, that's not true. He just stopped making a big deal out of giving away the tie.

Correct. You can't just quit giving away a tie two years before you walk away from it all. Uh, next nominee is Commander's Giants tie in the NFL this year. And we also have the Colts and Texans nominated for tie of the year. That tie actually went on to be, yeah, very impactful. Huge, huge tie, massive tie. And then we have USA, England tying in the World Cup, which we won.

Yes. And the winner of tie of the year goes to the United States of America. Yes. Let's go. USA, USA, USA, USA. USA, USA, USA. We tied the fuck out of England. Hey, you don't like USA? USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA I went halfway across the world to bring home a tie and I fucking did it. Yeah That's how you've been so that's how you've been so we're literally just asking about Burnley like 20 minutes ago

That's true. Yeah, that's out of that's how commitment to my new friend JJ. Yeah, that's friend JJ Well, but but I'll tell you one thing Burnley's gonna test that friendship Yeah, you get a bet on them. I'm gonna bet on them. But again, it's happened during COVID. No sports on their soccer bet on it still thought it was pouring. So I've committed I've committed to being a Burnley fan granted that he sent some merch. That's the one condition, but I'm gonna try. I'm gonna give my best bet. Okay, we got a few more and then we're gonna get to, we got like five more and then we're gonna get to the Blake of the Year and then see who gets podcasts listener of the year.

Next up, a very big award. It's loser of the year. Okay, so this is a new award and I thought with a new award, let's keep it in house. So we have the nominees, Jake Marsh for losing the Panthers and the Heat in the Finals, also losing the illusion that he actually hit a hole in one when everyone's in the audience. No, I've got a hole in one that washes away all the loser and losing his pants during

every PLL broadcast. Yes. Yes, yes. I am nominated because I lost my Eagles future. I was over two in game of the years and also two of my favorite teams were the worst teams and got the number one pick. That's a pretty big year in losing. Big time losing. Big year in losing out of you.

Yeah. If you're going to lose this one, big at the winner better be a massive loser. Yes. Yes. We have next up PFT, the joint bet. That was a big, big, big loser. The joint bet. Big loser, especially that Hank celebrated his win right on my face.

Yeah. Because he took the other side because he hates me. Yeah. And he just likes just going, he just likes going against me. No, I try to talk, we talked about whatever. I gave you that bet. I gave, I told you I was, you didn't know that the no-doying spet was even a possibility

until I told you I was taking doinks and then you're like, oh, PFT, I'm going to fade you right in your face. Oh, I was just like, whatever. The sod father had that to last. I'm happy. The whole, yes. The whole was fucked up because the sod father was a great woman.

That's a great woman. That's a mother's fucker Speaking of Hank. He is up for loser of the year the Celtics lost in To the the heat an eight seed the Bruins losses the one seed the Patriots had a very bad year and if you Sum it all up. He hasn't won a title since 2019 damn Hank big Hank. Big time loser energy. That's a long, long time ago. Big time loser energy. One lottery ball though.

Okay, we'll cut that. Next up, we got Billy. Billy lost to hot sauce. Yeah. He lost to his anger. He lost, well, he actually won softest hands in the studio. Joe Biden's still president.. Joe Biden still president. Joe Biden still president.

And Billy also had his famous quote when the jets were five and two saying, I feel bad for you guys. And then where did the jets end up? Not in the playoffs with the rest of us. Was Jack the clouds in the last year? Yeah, I don't know. That was pretty, that's a losing moment of him. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, and then last, but certainly not least we have Max, self-explanatory, just zoom in on Max's face. Go ahead, tighter.

Turn your camera on, tighter. Turn your camera on. I, I, the camera is on. The camera's on. Okay, zoom in. I can't zoom in. Move your face close to the camera slowly. I'm not moving my face closer to the camera. Okay. And so we have a special presenter for this. And I want to say this, uh, when I reached out to this person to present to the award, I did not know what teams this person rooted for. And then when I saw the video, I gasped. Go ahead, Max. Oh, man, this is great.

Hi, I'm Jim V. Batista winner of the 2020 biggest loser. As a guy who's lost a lot, I know a loser when I see one. So without further ado, I'm happy to announce the winner of the 2023 take you for biggest loser of the year. And the winner is envelope. Look at this. Wow. Wow. Congratulations. Max Dillente. Congrats Max. Great job. You're such an incredible loser. That's great. I picked, I just searched biggest loser, so that guy I think lost like 200 pounds a few years ago, and then when he said his video back, and he's a Philly's Philly. That's incredible.

Just serendipitous soul max to sum up. You also lost, let's not forget the bowling. You lose loss on a hail Mary Yeah, which god big cat the number one pick which then you have yeah, so actually second place you lost in Fortnight too you got second place in fortnight the first time that you played the years who cares about that so you lost The Philadelphia Phillies in the World Series after said and getting no hit calling them city of champions city of champions title town He said we're basically title town was people are saying that about the heat and style and Miami I don't think one person said we're not in this room, but out there

Basically title town you lost the Philadelphia Union. You're a huge MLS guy You've had season tickets since the inception of the team right? With the lead in the 96 minute. That's true. How many minutes were there in a soccer game? At least 95. I think they're 90 minutes. Yeah, it leads. That's impossible. You lost the Eagles Super Bowl with a 10 point lead half.

It was a big lead. And you lost $6,000. Oh, yeah, you did lose $6,000. Oh, yeah. You did lose $6,000. Oh, yeah. And then, oh, actually, he also lost his iPhone. Yeah. He lost his iPhone. Some of that, I did, I did put, he paid me back to $6,000 and I said I'd put it on a future

firm. He did that with the UCLA Bruins and they, I also did that with Max Homa. Yeah. He did it with Max Homa. He did it with the Masters. He did it with Max Homa. Yeah, he did it with Max Homa, he did it with the masters, he did it with UCLA Bruins. He also bet against Yukon in every tournament game. What PFT, how did they do in the tournament? I think they smoked everyone.

Oh yeah, that's right. They covered every spread in one at all. And then you lost to the Celtics, which probably hurt the most out of all of these losses. And you had to shave your face. What, to no hitter hurt? Yeah, I was gonna say, let's actually look. I'm not curious which loss hurt the most.

It's the Super Bowl always hurt the most. Okay, that was too. Can we just put in the video of you and the Super Bowl being like, jailin' her and I'll suck his dick right now. Put in the whole clip, it's maybe the funniest clip when he's- I'm a fuckin' hood! I was so hungover. I was- and the sun was-

The sun was- The sun was ridiculous. The sun was insane. I'm fuckin' head-y! That's my die! That's my fuckin' die! I'll suck his dick right in the head! Ugh.

Oh, and Hank's stupid fuckin' face walking back into that room, walking back into that room. I'll never forget that feeling and just looking, just looking at Hank. You also got kissed. Yeah, you got kissed. Huh? Yep. You got kissed on a video you didn't have to put out. Good video. And got expat connection. Good videos.

You lost that game too because you were you were running so hard for the heat. Yeah, well, I mean that ended up fine. You had some positive so you like fucking dogs. You did say that. You don't have no, I don't hate comma fucking dogs. Okay, so ranked the losses. Eagles, like for sure, by far and away, number one, the sole patch. Honestly, the sole patch hurt more than the sixers losing because that those pictures will last forever. They get put on graphics months, months later.

They put out a picture. Yeah, I mean, that was the biggest ricochet out of nowhere shot of all time. What picture do you talk about? Oh, the pictures, the professional photography that you decided to do the day after. By happenstance, we had a professional merch shoot the day after I had to look like the ugliest man in America.

Okay, keep going. That one hurt. The hot dogs, I didn't think it was gonna hurt as bad as it did, but doing the hot dog bet was really tough. I really didn't enjoy that. And that one was almost worse because I didn't actually lose. I came in second. Which one?

What would you call that? I guess that goes along with the rest of the theme here. You're such a loser. You're such a loser. You are a loser. Yeah, no. I'm happy I came onto the show at the time of like the year of my biggest downfall. Yeah, it's eye to perfectly.

It really is remarkable when you think about it. Mm-hmm. Like everything got so close for you. If you just won one of those, you wouldn't be a loser. But I will win one and it will be that much slug. Yeah, will you? I will win one. What's more?

Yeah. Union, the Union? No, who knows? That'd be awesome if you knew. And it'll be so much sweeter than if I were to just come on and just start winning right away, because I'm gonna be building myself up to that. It's gonna be a real redemption hero story for the ages.

Mm-hmm. I'm sure. People are gonna be writing novels about me. I want to read those books. Yeah, I cannot wait to read those. How I stopped losing to start the Max the intro. Max puking in the Uber. That was so.

One thing about me, I could beat the fuck out of hay. Oh, one thing about you, Max, you are a loser. So you're a loser of the year. Yeah. Which one, which just as a side, and this is like post-production stuff, but which graphics should we use of Max? In the loser of the year should we do the Eagles?

Well, I'm an Eagle for more. Or Soul Patch. Yeah, in the chair. Or Chair's iconic. Maybe you have the Soul Patch. Maybe you have a Soul Patch. I think we can stamp on loser of the, maybe Soul Patch will be the, oh, on loser of the year. Yeah, I like that. There shouldn't be stamp on loser of the maybe so patch will be the oh on loser. Yeah,

I there shouldn't be that many pictures of me already. I haven't been on the show for a year. Not even a full year. I like people work their careers for those pictures. Yeah, you got you could pile them fast. Roaned fingers or butthole. Oh, yeah, he did finger your that was a good moment. And in the circle of the art should be him getting kissed that picture too Yeah, man. What a great year for us. Yeah, got getting to laugh at Max. Yeah, it's been so much fun All right next category This is a vaunted category here in the take you awards. We've done it every single year It's the Libba the year the Libba of the year nominees are

Look at the ground. I know it's not your cool. I thought the cool it didn't work. Yeah, why don't you take that out? Before you take it out, let me just sauce me with those cold cruisers. I think we're out Bill's got the last one. I'll take that one Here we got more in here, Billy. Thanks a lot. Beta. All right, the nominees for Lib of the Year are Billy, actually. Billy, congratulations Billy for being nominated again

for Lib of the Year, for wearing a mask last week. Yeah. And also not eating red meat anymore. So thank you, Billy, for all that you've done for the environment and stopping the spread. Big libous. Of conservative. Billy.

Next nominee is Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers nominated for Lib of the Year for moving to Brooklyn. Yes. Self-explanatory. Yes. Next nominee is Jake. Jake Marsh is nominated for Lib of the Year

for tweeting out barracatology with Obama and getting political. You got so political with it, Jake. It's a great segment. It's disgusting. It's disgusting what you've done to this show. He did even it out, though, by making a shirt GOP. Yeah, that's true. So, he's playing both sides.

Republicans would put Panthers, too. Next nominee is Dan Snyder for letting his wife run the team for a while. So he's playing both sides. Republicans would put Panthers too. Next nominee is dance nighter for letting his wife run the team for a while. Big, big beta, girl boss move, energy from him. Next nominee is JJ Wat for a Libby the Year for literally having a bleeding heart. Yes.

That's true, he did it. Yup, he did. And then the final nominee is Donald Trump for calling to defund the police after he got arrested. So really some great nominees for Lib of the Year this year. And the winner of Lib of the Year goes to none other. Drum roll please. Then the PC principal himself, Billy Foote.

Yeah. Yeah. Life it meditates art. Is this three years running? I think Chris Long is one of a bunch. Yeah, he at Matez Art. Is this three years running? I think Chris Long is one of a bunch. Yeah, you and Chris Long. Like Clay Travis? Yeah, Clay Travis.

Yeah, Clay Travis. Well, the force fires did require a little bit of a mask. And I do still eat red meat. I just make you break out in hives, but it's worth it. I haven't seen you eat red meat that much recently. I had a burger, a Smash Burger, four lunch, with a Hogan Dahl shake, it was awesome. The impossible one.

Yeah. I don't think they had the impossible. They can't do it. They love ice cream. Yeah, I do. Yeah. I'll give you the tips. That lib ice cream, like Jennings.

No, I did. Ben and Jerry's. What's the most amount of ice cream you've had in one setting? Like Jennings is a lib. Yeah, Jennings it also Ben and Jerry's. Yeah. I had it for the first time when I in one thing. So, Jennings is a lib. Yeah, Jennings has also been in Jerry's. Yeah. I had it for the first time when I was in Chicago. What?

Jennings. Yeah, it's delicious. Yeah, it was good. It is good. Ice cream's great. There's the biggest ice cream guy there is. I should become like a hot take. Ice cream's good.

I should become like a my pillow ice cream guy. This is how the tangent we're going on. Yeah, but think about it. There's no way to play off music. We get to play it off music. It's like Republican ice cream. I'd be hilarious. Yeah, I think Nasty Pelosi has like an entire refrigerator that just filled with Ginny's ice cream just like you, Billy. Just like you. Yeah. And the winner was Billy football again. So Billy, you are again,

Lib of the year. Yeah, Lib of the year. Good job, Billy. Okay. Rounded his shape here. We got a couple left. We're gonna go with worst take of the year, worst take of the year. Great year for bad bad takes. So let's pull up all the bad takes. You guys have any that you have yourself? I had heat culture dying. So that one was bad. Mm-hmm. I have one for myself For the second straight year I picked the NCAA champion getting eliminated in day one. Oh Arizona Arizona this year and last year Who I have last year who did you have last year? You did lose it though. Yeah, it was a two really bad tie. Yeah, college best, very bad.

Anyone else have bad takes? I didn't have any bad takes this year. You had to only clean tanks. Only perfect takes. I said Peter, you line, didn't matter. Who's the worst ace? He was. Kentucky against St. Peter's.

But he was in fact the best ace. Yes. Okay, I have it. All right, so the nominees, we have some really good ones. This one first up is Chris Brasard saying, it's on the table to the Chiefs, Mr. playoffs next year. Mm. Yeah.

Did they miss the point? I don't think they did. I think they beat Max in the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah, they won the Super Bowl. They won the Super Bowl. We also have Justin Barney, who October 30th, 2022 said with the first pick in the 2023 NFL draft, the Jacksonville Jaguar select, ta ta ta ta. The Jacks went to the playoffs. Yeah. Yeah. Basically won every game since

that tweet. Bad take. Bad take. We've all been there. Yes. I mean, just off the top of my head, I should say I did pick the chargers to win the Super. Yes, that's true. That's fantastic. By the way, all these words, I'm sorry. All these worst takes are good friend Fred Siegel helped us out with these. You should go buy his book, Freezing Cold Takes, NFL football, media's most inaccurate predictions and the fascinating stories behind them.

He's fantastic. If you don't follow him on Twitter, you should. Holds us accountable. Holds us accountable. I think we're probably his most difficult accounts to deal with because of the amount of jinxing, trolling, didn't really mean that. Yep.

So he gets tagged a lot, but he does great work. So check out Fred Seagull, check out his book. You can buy it on Amazon. All right, next up up we have Greg Gabriel, who covers the Bears of the former scout for the Bears, tweeted, the experts said the Bears would only win three games all year. They've won two of their first three.

Do these seem, do these same experts feel the Bears? We'll go one in 14 14 the rest of the way? These so-called experts the bears went one in 14 the rest of the way actually We're worth it when you look at a bear season starting out that well that hot but like getting two wins early and then Having in offense that scored as many points as they did and still managing to lose Almost every game. It's pretty incredible. It is pretty incredible. That is an all time, all time bad table. Do they think that they're going to go one in 14?

Yes. That is exactly what they do down the stretch. Next up, we have Colin Coward, who said the Denver Broncos have won the NFL off season. They should be a super bowl favorite for the next several years. Can you imagine thinking that the Broncos were going to be good in training camp this year? Could it be me? Not me. Confined me. Confined me. And a fake soup guy. Yeah. We have Steven A Smith who said, I've got the Brooklyn Nets going to the finals. Kyrie is going to be a leading candidate for MVP. Ben Simmons

will return to all star status. That's a that's a hat trick right there. That is quite something next up We have Dan Shaunasi who said Expecting the Cowboys and their fans to be humiliated by Brady tonight. This was before the wild card game They will they will play scared lose their minds and Brady will carve them up saw this movie a million times here in New England Anybody else in this room think that the Buckeners were going to do on the playoffs. I did. Oh, what about Henry? I did in that game that specific game.

No, I didn't. No, he didn't actually. I didn't. Oh, I remember he took the Cowboys. Oh, that's right. Yeah, he took the Cowboys to different. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. He went against Tom Brady. Yeah, I took the Cowboys. No, I didn't know I didn't he went to get some Brady

I didn't go get some ready. I bet a future on the Cowboys one the Super Bowl And who are they playing in that first round? Okay, but like that doesn't that's not how futures work. Okay, man. Okay Spicey here is getting spicy. All right next up We have Yeah, man, it's getting spicy. All right, next up we have Jim Urse after Jeff saturday was hired in one of his first game. He said, all you critics, you criticize all of us in the NFL for losing when we make moves to win.

You act so righteous, who you crap and just win, baby. Who you crap in? That's a famous Mike Dicke quote. It's such a good, good, yes, quote to use on people. Yes, who you crap and did They lost all their games after that. And then finally, we have this is from to be fair Jeff Saturday had a player on his defense who is betting on football games. That's true. Including Colts game. That's true. Finally, we have this is from Kaplan NFL. He said it's not even close. Once is so much more talented than Hertz,

I mean, the guy can play commander's fans are gonna see this season. They're gonna do some game. They're gonna be some games where you're gonna go. Why did Philly trade in? That's quite a, that's so wrong. Yes. That's the wrong is take.

Wrong is all right. Drum roll, worst takes. When it goes to Steven A Smith for his Brooklyn nets take, what a take that was it really hit everything just to reiterate, I've got the Brooklyn nets going to the finals. Kyrie going to is going to be a leading candidate for MVP and Ben Simmons will return to all star status. Yeah, the beauty of that take is it's over three in a single take.

Yes. It's incredible. And the nets like could not have imploded worse. Yeah, it was bad. Yeah. Okay. What do we got next? Next up, we have football guy of the year.

Yes. The football guy of the year nominations. We have first off, Peyton Hillis, for saving his niece and his son in a rip tide, pulled them out of the water, almost died. Win in the hospital had kidney failure, had I think fluid in his lungs as well, and pulled through, sought to the side, saved two lives. So dad of the year nominee and uncle of the year nominee, as well as football guy of the year. Next nominee is Demar Hamlin, Prince for Demar. Yes, Prince for Demar football guy of the year. And then we

have Mike Leach tragically passed away. Hey, coach Mississippi State, you know him from the Washington State Cougars from Texas Tech from just basically being football. His DNA was football for his entire life and a very interesting guy as well. Pass away. And the winner is for football guy of the year. It's going to Mike Leach. Yeah. Mike Leach gets football guy of the year. Much deserving. Much deserving. He was a guest on this program before and he's a fascinating guy to talk to. I understand why the media loves him so much because he will just, he'll talk to you about anything. Sometimes he cares so much about football

that he doesn't want to talk about football in the like small breaks in his life that he has from football. So we talk about literally anything else. Yes. But just a fascinating dude, great, great head coach, change the game of football as we know it actually with the air raid offense.

Yes, yes, facts. Also in December, we officially named this award after him. Oh, there you go. So Mike Leach wins by the little guy with the year. We forgot we did that. Mike Leach wins the football guy the year. I told you guys, you did that. Yeah.

Okay. Well, we're getting older. We did it. Yeah. We did it. We did it, Joe. Okay. Last up before we get to Blake of the year, or we have two more, we have takees that we won't do,

but we thought about doing. So this is a brand new award. There'll be no nominees, you can guess who might be nominated, but we will not be doing these awards. We were just gonna say the things we would have done, but we're not gonna do it. And the nominees for takees that we won't be doing, but we thought about doing, are anti-Semite of the year.

Mm-hmm. Couple good nominees right off the top of my head. Well, we're not gonna say it, not gonna say it. Yeah. Next up, we have Slur of the Year. Some crossover there. Yes. Slur of the Year.

Whether they be rap lyrics, whether they be on a hot mic, slur of the year. Just getting drunk, saying stuff. We're not gonna do it. Next up, spicy one, most dominant trans athlete in women college sports. We're not gonna do that award. Nope, we're not gonna do that award.

And last, best questions asked about the COVID vaccine as it pertains to DeMar Hamlin Not gonna do that one. Yeah, but Jeff, but just asking questions. You were not yet. They're just asking questions. All right, the winner of Take that we won't do but we thought about doing is anti-Semite of the year. Yeah, congratulations. Yes But we're not doing it. We're not doing it. Okay. All right. Let's Let's finish up with our future take of the year before we get to Blake of the year Hank, would you like to start your future take of the year? So we do this every year throw out a take you think will happen We'll see how right or wrong it is

Tiger Woods father of Charlie. It's gonna start his own golf league. Oh, okay. Is it gonna be indoors? I see. Already done that? And is Roy gonna be partnering up with him? So he's doing that. No, a professional golf league. Oh, a professional indoor golf league. No.

Professional professional golf league. Yeah, okay. So I hasn't been commenting. Oh, interesting. I like that. I like that. Okay. Max.

Because if he started a golf league, the Saudis would just buy him out. True, yeah like that. Okay, Max. Because if you started a golf league, the solidities would just buy them out. True, yeah, true. True, Max. Villanova is gonna lose the national championship this year. Oh, another loss. You're not gonna make the turn. And I'd say your future take of the year

is to catch another loss. Well, no, that'd be good. I was gonna say final four, then. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I took the joke in front of it before you guys. In your wildest dreams, that would be good. I was going to say final four. And then I took the match took a joke in front of before you guys in your wildest dreams. You'll know of a finishing. No, no, no, no, you're a bell hop at the hell. I was going. I was going to say final four. And then I knew what your joke was going to be. So I said it first, but you still played yourself. Big time. Well, I wasn't ready to say national championship.

Well, you should have said national championship I Said what is that okay, okay, you might be right actually yeah, I mean given your track record back I feel like you're right on track for this. Yes, it would be a good take all right Jake You listening right now the AWLs will tune into the PLL tonight. Yes, or your comebacks Yes call in the watergate dogs game tonight Love it. Yes, or your comeback. Yes. Call in the watergate dogs game tonight. Love it. Yes, PN plus. Love it. And by taking this beer garden. Oh, we be there. Yeah, I'll be there. Oh hell yeah. I think it's ring night I think Billy's accepting the rings on your behalf. I do not want to say those rings. No, no, no, no, no, he's got such soft hands. He's true. He's

so much it all. Yes. Yes. Okay, Billy, your future take of the year. What are you gonna wear? Who me? Yeah. Oh, because Jake's not gonna wear pants. Doug's gonna be there. You guys should just bring one suit. Jake wears the top.

You have wear to the pants only. Yeah. It's been great. No, my friends. Yeah, I like when you say like Doug's is be there. Like he'll make us more confident in things going well. I got Doug's, you know, safety numbers.

Hank also asked you what you're going to wear and you just said, Duke's is going to be there. We were in dukes. So my future Taylor, you still won't tell us what he's going to wear. I haven't planned it out yet. I don't think about like clothes. I like the, I like the cargo pants blue polo you're out the other day. That's

dude. I was a good look. No, I love it. I love it. This one really puts in a polo shirt outside somewhere and none of the buttons are buttoned up. So he's got the collars just flopping in the wind everywhere. Never seen an iron.

Well, I'm just saying the cargo pants are important because I have to carry a lot of stuff. Right, exactly. I have to carry the beer tabs to give out to people. I have to carry a phone charge. There's a lot of stuff. Extra zen for a handout. It's a good copy. Yeah, a lot of stuff extra zen for tanned out. It's a

good company. Yeah, I'll tanned out. Yeah. Yeah. So no, seriously, this is my future take of the year. Okay. I really think that you guys are going to take part in my take and barstool sports as a whole to the next level in Chicago. I think you guys are really going to do some amazing stuff out there and create some awesome content. And you know, not only do some amazing stuff out there and create some awesome content And you know not only do I know you're gonna do some awesome stuff, but I'm wishing you guys the best Okay, thank you Billy. It's really nice. Yeah, I think Billy might win. Yeah, shit. We are great. Yeah, we are Really all right, I add to one one one one is that the Ravens are gonna win the Super Bowl I just feel it. I don't know why I I think little Marjacks have a great year.

And my other one is dance nighters going to rebuy the Washington commanders. You mother fucker. Just take, just take. I, there's no chance that happens. Wouldn't that be the funniest thing ever? There's no chance that happens. The deals are in cloud.

It's interesting because my take of the year was going to be the dance nighters, definitely going to sell the Washington commanders this year. He hasn't yet officially, but it's going to happen. It's going to be the dance centers definitely going to sell the Washington commanders this year. He hasn't yet officially, but it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen soon Wait, that actually hasn't happened. No, it hasn't been signed off on just what the owners have to get together You gotta get finances in place and then once all the finances are in place, then the owners vote I was joking. I thought it'd already happen though. The interest rates have to go down. It's happened like seven times How's it? It's happening either July 20th or August 8th. My prediction. Okay. One of those two dates. Throw a dart at a dart board. So since Big Cat took kind of, I'm sorry. I really thought he

had sold the team. I'm just going to say that Mohammed bin Salman is going to buy the LPGA and the women aren't going to be allowed to use drivers anymore. There we go. See that happening. Okay, let's do a quick ad and then let's do some Blake of the year. Thank you to our friends from the PR7's premiere rugby 7's for being a wonderful sponsor. The takeys premiere rugby 7's is the top professional rugby 7's league in the US. 7's is an electric fast style of play compared to rugby 15s, allowing more scoring opportunities in a much shorter period of time sevens is the format of rugby played in the Olympics.

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We have our three Blake's, Brooks, who was suspended momentarily for 24 hours last year. Blake Bordles and Blake Griffin. We were just talking before we started. Blake Griffin, I think you are Blake of the year, right? Like this, you still own the crown? Oh yeah, last year, I believe I won. Yeah, so I've got the titles right here.

2018 it was Bordles 2019 Griffin 2020 Griffin 21 Bordles 22 Griffin. So Capca, you've never won Blake of the year looking to get the monkey off your back at this point. Now 18 through 20, those were the years where we did the phone call. Yes. And Blake Griffin would train. Yes. He would have like a guy that had his phone on him at all times, even when he was practicing. So that we switched up to the lottery machine ball and then back to trivia with the coin toss last year. Right.

And I think if you're watching on the YouTube, Blake Griffin is playing golf right now. Blake Cup, Capca's in Portugal and Blake Portals is in Florida. So we're doing the first ever play could hear from four different were in chicago so it's four different time zones international play could be a california florida chicago portico play could is also frozen in a shot

we have a great angle of him right so let's until we get him back will start with you play port. How are you feeling this year? I feel good. I mean, I really retired from the NFL in order to train for this. So I don't have much else going on. So I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah, yeah. And I'm excited. I'm very excited. Blake, Keppga, what would winning your first ever Blake that you're mean to you? I'm gonna say our money hard tonight, already. But this would just go a whole new atmosphere. Yeah.

We're gonna party hard. We're gonna celebrate this better than the fifth major. Let's put it that way. And Blake. No Blakeing. Yes, no blinking and play play Griffin as Customary whenever we do play clear you have to show whoever you're in a golf cart with I just finished up guys. Oh, you play by yourself. I just finished up. Yeah

So it's a good time now. Yeah. Oh bad is your partner. He's actually pretty good. I caught him on a bad hole. I probably shouldn't have sent that picture. Who is your partner? Uh, um, not other than the Boston Celtics superstar Jason Tatum. Oh, wow. Fortunately he's gone and you couldn't say anything to him. I would say nice things to him. We're actually coming down the stretch and I got this left to either tie this hole or win this hole and win the match. Okay, all right. So here we go. Here comes the shot. Broke, you got me tips right here.

I can't, what could it you? Like a 20 yard shot. Broke you got me tips right here. I can't look at you. Like a 20 yard shot. Can't see anything. Just looking at you. Hold on. Pop and run. Give it a flop. Put some backspin on. Have it. Have you heard. Yeah, put it. We have no puts me some olive things. Just remember that.

It's good point. Yeah. Blake, you should dunk it. People forget you can still dunk. Automated. Made it. People forget you can still dunk. Automated. Made it put it in. Definitely didn't make it. All right. So should have put it. Blake of the year this year is going to be three rounds.

So the first round is going to be every Blake giving their speech as to why they deserve Blake of the year. The second round will be Blake trivia. And the third round, I'm not going to reveal the third round right now, because I don't want anyone to cheat. The third round is going to test your intelligence as Blake's. So let's start with round one. Let's start with the guy who's never won before in Blake Capka. Tell us the panel why you think you deserve Blake of the year.

You can talk about your past year, you can talk about whatever you want, but why do you think that we should give you Blake of the year? Why do I think I deserve Blake of the year? I'll be honest, this year was a great year for me. I just wanted to say, you know, to fit in with the blakes because the last, I don't know, a few years haven't been going my way. I decided to blow the lead at the masters because the blakes don't win anything, right? So, I think that that was my way in unfortunately a couple of weeks ago, but yeah, I figured that was Yeah, I mean lower lead, you know, Blake's having one anything. We've we've Trim our best, but

You know, I'm here. I'm here. You also have a son on the way that's potentially going to be named Blake Yes, I could name that kid Blake. I full effort. Jenna is not a huge fan. She quite freaks, she hates it. But, uh, yeah, I'm pushing for it. I'm not going to lie, fellas. Okay. Yeah. And Blake Bortles, maybe you can use this opportunity if you were to write an open letter to your younger self about what it means to be a Blake and what it means to be a Blake of the year, what would you tell young Blake in a letter from grown

Blake? Mm. The, uh, well, that the career is gonna end rather abruptly. Like Brooks mentioned, there's not a whole lot of winning going on. And then you fight like hell with your wife to name a kid after you. Yeah.

Have you had that conversation about a Blake Jr.? No, I gave up. I think I brought it up in one time and it didn't go very well. So it was, that was done. Yeah, it's it up one time and it didn't go very well. So it was that was done. Yeah, it's hard to envision a baby named Blake coming out. They got to have like frosted tips. Yeah. And necklace. Cool. Very cool.

So Blake Bordles, if you were to win, how would you carry yourself with such an honor of Blake the year? Oh, it would be massive. I mean, I think since last time we've spoke, I'm doing the exact same thing, which is a whole lot of nothing, but doing and doing that nothing, it would be just another level of of confidence and a great reward. Okay, you've excelled in in blakeness this year for sure. Yeah, by far. Yeah, I'm living in it. Yeah. All right, and then Blake Griffin, who's I think putting right now, why do you think?

Okay, yeah, all right, go ahead, you can put why don't you give the phone to the other person we are with so they can videotape. No, no, it's fine. I'm just going to put one handed. Okay, why do you think you deserve Blake of the year? I don't know, I've never seen Brooks put one handed. Okay. Um, why do you think you deserve Blake of the year? Um, I don't know. I've never seen Brooks put one handed.

Um, Blake, uh, hold on, hold on real quick. All right. Pleasure. Ow. Hey Jason. Hey. Nah, he's not, I'm not letting you talk to him. Hey.

Hey. Hey. It's for his podcast. Like, Jason Jason how big of a dick is coach K That's why you're not Know you guys, I don't know I've never seen I just I don't know I just drilled a pot one handed never seen Brooks do that Okay, yeah. All right. That's a good place. No. A lot of haters. Sorry, Brimick. Someone big fan.

It's what actually. Yeah. Thank you. It's like a lot of haters are saying, Blake Griffin, that you're a system Blake, that you've won the majority of your Blake of the years based on the phone. I let my Blake speaks for myself. Three time champion. All worthy adversaries. I'm really proud of Brooks this year. Blake seems like he's

really hidden his stride. He froze. He froze. God damn it. He froze. He's back. Okay, let's let's let's let's that was good answers by everyone. Maybe not the best answer by Blake Griffin. Who do you think you know what we're

revealed at the end? Who won that round? Okay, I've got my pick. Yeah, I do too. We'll we'll confer the answer. That was like box. What? Yes, it's like boxing. So we're the judges. We'll unveil our cards. Yes. Yes. So there's three rounds. So we'll unveil our cards at the end. All right. So next round, we're going to go to Blake trivia.

We have a question for each Blake. You want to start for Blake Capka? And then I will do the portals question. Yeah. Sure. Blake Capka, the first question of Blake trivia goes to you. The question is, what is the world record for going the longest without blinking? Is it over 30 minutes, over an hour, or two minutes and 13 seconds at a hockey game? Definitely two minutes and 13 seconds at a hockey game. Trust me. So, it's not technically the right answer, but I do like it. I'm gonna count that as a correct answer. Okay. The correct answer is there was a guy in the Philippines that kept his eyes open for one hour and 17 minutes

without blinking. So I don't know what term to be in just one. Can I be clear about this? I didn't blink the entire game. Oh, okay. So yeah, so it's you. So it's you then. That's you.

Okay. Long enough, fellas. Yeah. Yeah. All right I'm long enough, fellas. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Good answer. All right. For Blake Bordel's, here's your question.

This sports commenter got so triggered online, he complained about a father of four who tragically died because while still alive, that father of four liked a certain quarterback who played for the dolphins and might have sent him a couple memes. Chris Sims. Yes. Chris Good answer. Yes. And it's right.

Chris Sims did actually attack a father for who tragically died and was still upset at that man after he passed away. He was mad that he got me. Yeah, was it actually Chris? It was, it was he got to the two and on guy unfortunately passed away. Really, really sad story and Chris memes went on profile. I'll talk the next day and was like, well, he was really mean to me online. So it should be really feel bad that this guy died. That sounds on par.

All right. Blake Griffin, we're in the middle of Blake trivia. It's your turn for your question. PFT has your question. Are you ready? Yes. All right, Blake Griffin, your trivia question and Blake trivia, I think you're frozen. Yeah, he's frozen. Your trivia question will be recite your favorite scene from the quiet place. Okay. Oh, nice. I know. He nailed it.

Uh, uh, could job play. Yes. Good actor. Uh, okay. All right. That was round two. We're now into round three. This is going to be tricky.

This is a, this is you have another trick. This is a speed round for the plakes. We'll start with Capka. we'll go to Bordles and we'll go to Griffin. And we're gonna go until 203, can't go any further. So this is called Rhymes with Blake. We're just looking for words that rhymes with Blake. And as soon as one of you can't come up with it,

you're out and then we'll have one winner for this round. So Brooks, you're up first. Rhymes with Blake. Any word? It's awful, but Drake. Okay. Yep, that counts. All right. Blake Portals. Drake. Okay. Nice. Blake Griffin. Frozen. What did what did Brooks say? I couldn't hear him.

He said Drake. And who did what did Brooks say I couldn't hear him he said Drake and who did what did Blake say Drake Steak okay, wow is getting intense fake portals Lake Lake, okay Cake cake Mac answer make make an answer plate plate yeah

shake shake all right like like like like like like like like like

like like like like like like answer lake lake has been said lake lake in fact what you said lake yet didn't you say lake yeah yeah I thought he said lake no he said he said lake okay that is what it is all right brooks Alright portals snake snake yep Griffin Shake but spelled like the Muslim way like shake like CHE I can't believe we'll accept it. Yeah, well, it's that count Portals is getting intense All right, portals is getting intense Capulate oh Where's one of those ten dollar words? I don't think that rhymes either

Capulate you late. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the T at the end Stop this how did you get from the fucking 18th grain to the car so quickly? I like through my stuff in my bag I was like they, they didn't like my, I go to the guys, they didn't like my first answer, take my stuff. I gotta get in the car. Also, I think, I don't think capulate is a word. I think you meant to say copulate. Yeah, all right, so this is means that Blake Griffin

is, if he can give us one word here, he can win this round. Quake is in earthquake. We know this. Oh, yeah, that does well. That rhymes. Okay. Quick rhymes. All right. So Blake Griffin wins round three. I'm going to say Blake Bortles one round one. Yeah, you're right. His round one answer for what he's done this year to be a Blake is it was fantastic. And then and then round two. I'm going to give it to Brooks. I think it's because Brooks Brooks set the all time record. He is the correct answer. That's a good question to you.

So let me get my calculator out. So that's one round for Blake Bortles, one round for Blake Griffin, one round for Brooks Keppka. Boys, there's a tie. We have to go to our tie breaker. Can you please show what our tie breaker is? It's a lottery ball machine.

No. Sorry. breakers. It's a lottery ball machine. But there's a twist. There's a twist. Where's a twist to it? We're going to give you guys all three 32 numbers. Correct? Yes. So you get so Brooks Capka, you get one through 33, Blake Portals, you get 34 through 36, Blake Griffin, you get 67 through 99, and first to three wins Blake of the year. And the reason why Capka gets more numbers is because there's no ball number three. But no ball number three. So everyone has 32 numbers exactly.

So you guys ready? Oh, and then there's a hundred ball which is in the ladder machine, and the hundred ball belongs to everybody else in the world named Blake So if the hundred ball hits three times Everyone else except for you guys wins. I I got a I got a pause for a second I just be like I this now Blake of the years Got to name my kid Blake. Yes. Yes, yes, the hundred ball hits three times

We we have now made Blake of the year We've pushed these guys to the point where I don't think they'll ever want to do this again. And I like it. Yeah, Iron Man. Yeah, it is, it is a feat of strength. All right, so without further ado, we're gonna hit it.

So first of three wins Blake of the year. Not plugged in. Oh, it is. Here it goes. First number. I'm so excited. This is huge. Can we turn on the sound in the studio? Locked in. Yeah, I'll take it one more drink.

Please. Okay, first ball is they're going to show it. Oh, here it comes. Get closer. Get closer 96 96 so that is Blake Griffin has won That's huge. Oh, I always win Great great Oh shit Oh, that looks like a single digit that looks like a single digit Max 54 54 that's for plate portals. Yeah, like portals has one

So much karma Next number This is huge this is intense. I know we can get a two-two-ball lead, it's gonna be no one's ever come back. No one's ever come back. What do we got it? That's two for Blake Bordles. Holy shit, he's won away. He's won away of Blake of the year. give me the whole bottle please bottle. And the number. Oh, that looks like a big one. 35 35 so that's portals. That's portals.

Blake Bortles. I appreciate it. Wow. Overcame a one nothing deficit. Oh, she said he'd been training all year for this. Blake Bortles, if you'd like to give your victory speech? Yeah, absolutely. I'd like to thank everybody this past year that's helped me train.

Shout out to Brooks and Blake, or Blake and Blake, for the Vagant effort. And I'm going to have to call somebody to break this fucking machine so we don't have to do this. All right, I'm gonna say this right now. This has been fantastic. Blake Portals is our Blake of the Year. We're not releasing this till Friday, so please don't celebrate until then. But I'm gonna say it right now.

Next year we're getting everyone together. We are doing it. We're gonna figure it out. We're gonna do a scramble. We'll do a golf video. We're gonna getting everyone together. We are doing it, we're gonna figure it out, we're gonna do a scramble, we'll do a golf video, we're gonna get everyone together, no more zoom, and we'll figure out a way to do an in-person Blake of the year. I mean, if Brooks doesn't win the golf scramble, scrambled Blake of the year, I don't know,

what it's gonna take. I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna do we're gonna do a five-man scramble verse Brooks So be mean I mean That's that's where we all have to get strokes to no Way up Here we go You know what it should be it should be Brooks has to be just as drunk though as he is right It should be Brooks and Max going alternate shot on one team

You're sitting in front of a black check You're sitting perfectly in let's play some black check You know what you do you know what we'll do actually we'll do a Football toss we'll do a dunk contest and then we'll do golf and then if it's tied after that we'll go lottery ball All right, well, thank you thank you to all of our Blake's we love you guys love you guys You guys are a very important part of the show so thank you for everything and congrats again to Blake portals This sucks. I'm pretty glad you got it. I'm glad to have you.

I'm super happy for you, Blake. Congrats, man. Yeah, that's it. No, dude. Bordles, we need to get you to do the the intro for part of my take again. Yeah, you'll be called on. Blake, I'm super happy for you, but this fucking sucks. This hurts.

I'm not going to laugh. It hurts me. All right. You guys just want to reuse the one from last time Blake Porto's last time he won delivered the most monotone welcome to part of my take All right, well, thank you boys. We'll talk to you. Appreciate you. Love you all You guys to you. Appreciate you. Love you all.

You guys. Okay, that's our show. Uh, we didn't forget any awards, right? There might be one big cat. Was there any Jake? Can you look over the list? Was there one award we had left? Um, oh, yeah, there is one. What is it? Award winning listeners of the year? Well, no, they're not the award. Oh, listeners of the year podcasts. Yes, podcasts. They become award-winning once they win So they're on seven straight years Yeah, the part of my take listeners certainly aren't I do love them more than anything in the world

Besides my kids. I love the AWLs because they ride or die with us. I do love you guys I appreciate it. I want to give it to them and eight Pete is just that's I don't it's never been done in terms of podcast awards. But what about uh what about the Kelsey podcast? Yeah, they're pretty good. The daddy gang. Yeah, daddy gang. Yeah, what about the Racillo heads? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the Ryan boys. Yeah. The Ryan boys are the problem. Ryan. Yeah, those Ryan boys. Yeah. Ryan boys are the proud boys. Ryan, yeah, those are both. Um, let's see how the good ones. There's the, uh, the, the bill crew, Billy crew for Simmons. Yeah.

There's, uh, Billy goats is what they call Billy goats. Billionaires. I'm too late for their own fucking podcasts. I'm too lexie for my shirt. The Friedman listeners. Yes. Huberman's been coming on strong. Yes.

A lot of a lot of really stiff competition right now. Okay. And like this, the, the Swifties kind of Adam Friedland show listeners. Yeah. The Swifties. Yeah, that's true. The little bugs. Yeah.

Yeah, they're pretty good. Uh, okay. Well, I have a coin here. Should we flip it and decide? Because we could give it to all the ones we just listed or we could give it to our listeners who are right or die, and we love them very much. But we don't wanna be biased.

Hmm. Let's let the coin decide. Okay, what? What are we giving the listeners? Heads or tails? I would like to give every listener heads. Okay. Everyone of you guys.

Let's some of them serve some tail. Good point. Yeah. Hank, why don't you call it? Whoa. No, you guys are fucked. Or should we let Max? Yeah, we got to let Max.

Yeah, Max. Yeah, Max. Yeah, Max. Yeah, Max. Oh, no, this is just, I'm just listening. This is. Or should we let Max yeah, we got it Max yeah No, this is just This is no max you got to do it hearing up to be something terrible. They can flip it I will say I'll say I'll say tails They actually might lose this here I can't believe they might yes. No, why do we do this really? Let the coin just let them win. Don't actually make it stop let the coin talk. Oh

No, dude, we can't just just let them win like every year. No Eight years in a row that would be the first one clearly hit the con It's very clearly and always never counts when it hits the Side right to come get to the cup one for the listeners max Shit eight years in a row we do sincerely love you guys so so much the cup. Yeah, that's all the cup. Yeah, you can't do the cup. One for the listeners max. Oh shit. Eight years in a row. We do sincerely love you guys so, so much. Thank you for everything. Honestly. Yeah. You guys are a big deal to us. Yeah. We appreciate you tuning in. You listening. All the mean tweets, all the nice tweets, everything. We do, we do very much love you guys. Yeah. We have, we are all blessed. We have the greatest job in the entire world.

There's still days I wake up and I'm like, I can't believe people like listening to us. We're a bunch of fucking idiots and losers, Max. But yeah, it's incredible how many people listen and ride with us and support us. So you deserve it, eight years ago, and it did hit the cup. We all saw the cup. That does not count.

It bounced right off the cup. It bounced the cup, but you can't have it. It went sideways. It went 90 degrees all the cup. Yeah. You can't do the cup. We all know, right? Because it's the cup.

Right, exactly. So AWLs, eight years in a row. I'll hit the fucking table if I want. Eight years in a row. It's a celebration. Yes. Congratulations. Let's a celebration. Yes. Congratulations. Let's get it pop it up.

Good job, guys. Takeys. All AWLs. How much one of you think we can sell those tickets to? Tense your eye. I'm actually doing the math in my head, depending on the size of the theater that we got. We, why didn't we, we just, we're doing Saudi Arabia. We could, we could put a hundred grand on red. Yeah.

What a thrill that would be. Yeah. Can't want to thrill that would be. Have everyone just walked down to the casino with us. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm getting excited. Thinking about it. All right. Last stop. The queen is already taken 69. No, but that's a false start.

That's not a false star. She is. She is a wonderful present guest get special privilege Yes, get special billy what she's supposed to do still be alive and wait for numbers. Yeah, come on She's dead so the queen gets 69 numbers 17 18 I go 26. I'm gonna go 99 I was married 69. I I'm kinda like feeling some freedom picking another number now.

Oh yeah, so I wish I was a little bit out. Queen, yeah. The Queen, dude, now I'm like, yo, I wanna see how, I wanna see how 46 rides around. Okay. I'm gonna go providing, A-A-A-S. Libba the air.

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And let me say, yeah, even a lot of old You just can't pay my love for you the way You're all the things I've stuck to remember You shine away, well I've stopped to remember You shine away You'll have to kill for you anyway Take on me Take me on I'll be gone with the right to you you