Pardon My Take - The Boys Are Back In Studio, NFL 2025 QB Tiers, Mt Rushmore Of Minor Embarrassing Moments, Is Joey Chestnut A Top 5 Athlete Of All Time? + Catching Up After Vacation

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

The boys are back after a 10 day break from being together so we went no guest to catch up with each other. We talk Joey Chestnut greatness (00:00:00-00:15:26), Lebron possibly going back to Cleveland (00:15:26-00:20:21). Baseball talk and All Star Snubs (00:20:21-00:40:37). Our Annual QB Tier list (00:40:37-00:58:21). Who's back of the week including Tiffany Gomas and Bradley Beal maybe getting traded (00:58:21-01:14:46). Mt Rushmore of minor embarrassing things (01:14:46-01:47:38) plus we recap our week off (01:47:38-01:59:02).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we are back. We're back in studio off of the 4th of July vacation, and we're ready to go. We're doing, we're basically going like it's football season, a little Monday, just the boys, because we got a lot to talk about. We're going going like it's football season. A little Monday, just the boys. Because we got a lot to talk about. We're going to do our Mount Rushmore of little embarrassing things.

We're going to do our QB rankings, which we do every year around this time. So we're going to officially put out the, pardon my take, official official QB tier. Should we tier it this year? So I was thinking about doing tiers. I've got a couple that are tiered. Yeah. And then a couple that are just straight up number rankings.

I like tearing. We're going to piss so many people off. We're going to, we're going to talk about, uh, our week off catch up. Uh, we got a lot of, yeah, a lot of stuff talking about who's back in the week. It's gonna be a great show. We're gonna get to the bottom of the fact that Zach is apparently just cloned everywhere in America. Uh, great show coming your way to get us going. Then we're heading to Tahoe for Chill Week. Before we do all that though, DraftKings, nothing beats relaxing on a hot summer day and watching baseball. And the simplest way to get

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Max, you Italian? You are the back. Yeah, worthy right now right now. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Italian. I got some time in the sun. This we all got some time in the sun. What's quick power ranking. Who's the most tan memes in the sack or by far the least it might, it might be big cat. It might be Hank, but I can't tell if that's Hank's normal to get Hank always tan he's always tan I got a mean sunburn Yeah, I got a mean but a mean sunburn turns into a great tan. You got the right exactly. No two days I'm good. Yeah, have you guys been raw dog? I've been raw dog in a few days I did on the wrong every day. I didn't look for yeah

I didn't put on I put zero ounces of sunscreen. My problem is think my tougher than the Sun. Yes the fucking Sun Yes, I I very much think that I'm tougher than my kids have SPF like 70 lying around and I'm like this is just put on a put on a like a Moo Moo on the Sun so I just raw dog on the 4th of July either even more Italian yeah I'm not Italian they are I had a personal challenge with the Sun on the 4th and I just stared I stared it down yeah I said it's you and me mano-a-mano we've been going at it now for 40 years let's put all on the line today didn't even get burned the bet the best part about this being just going Yeah, I said it's you and me mano-a-mano. We've been going at it now for 40 years Let's put all on the line today Didn't even get burned the bet the best part about this being just going mano-a-mano on the Sun is like you just get a nice

Lather sweat and you can trick yourself into being like I worked out today. Mm-hmm where you just didn't I was just sitting at the pool No, if you sweat that's a work. That's a work you go in the sauna. That's a workout if you get nervous That's a workout. Yeah, but we're back We're back So we're going no guests today because we haven't seen each other in ten days and we're about to head to Tahoe We're gonna do some great interviews and we also got some stuff. We got to catch up on Where do you guys want to start? I have so many things I want to get off my chest I have a serious topic if you want to do a serious topic. Let's wait. Let's wait on the serious Okay, like seriously sir. It's as serious as serious could get, you want to do a serious topic? I would like to do

now. I'm going to be thinking about the serious topic if we, if we don't do the serious topic and it's very serious. I thought about it for a long time since Friday. I really do think that Joey chestnut might be the greatest athlete of all time. Yeah. I actually broke it down. So 17 titles, his comeback to Coney Island, he goes 70 and a half dogs. And I was thinking about it and I was like, so I'll give you, let's just be liberal with it. Let's say, okay, Usain Bolt, Michael Phelps Michael Jordan Muhammad Ali will give you some of those Secretariat secretary Sachin Tendulkar, but where does it?

like Where does it where does it where do we I think he's a better athlete than Pele? I think oh, yeah, I mean soccer's team sport Yeah, if you have a couple guys missing from your team a soccer game, you might not as well even play I think he's a better athlete than Wayne Gretzky. No offense to the great one. Yeah, I mean like I don't even really consider hockey to be athletics Yeah, it's more of just like, you know, it's ice dance skating around with the boys. Yeah, we're where it Tom Brady or Joey chestnut Tom Brady, but team sports is it is it is a lot harder. Yeah. Yeah, I would say like Tiger Woods I would give over Joey chestnut. Okay. I'm going to I'm fine with that. I don't no offense to

our good friend Scottie Scheffler. Joey Chestnut's better athlete. I think that Joey Chesnut can get there. My Johnny could get there. It's Joey. It's Joey Chestnut. It's Usain Bolt and it's Tiger Woods. Yeah. That's it for me. And we said Michael Phelps maybe he's all marijuana. Yeah. Bad example. So whatever, however you slice it, he's like top five athlete of all time. Yeah. No, what he did on the 4th of July, it was what's so impressive about it is that there's nobody pushing him. No one's pushing him for second place. So the second closest got what? Like 40. It was a joke. It was a joke. It was not a contest, but he pushes himself because he's that determined of an athlete. He's intrinsically motivated Yep, he wants to be great. He's sustained greatness And so all these are true and it's almost 20 years now 17 titles Yep, I was looking at it because when you have Like, you know these incredible once-in-a-lifetime athletes. They're like God. Thank God. I'm alive to watch this

Obviously people poke holes at it and they're like, well he wasn't pushed because he's having to push himself People forget Kobayashi was the greatest of all time in his prime He was in 2006 that was the last time that Joey chestnut lost to Kobayashi Kobayashi was 28 years old. It was a 12 minute hot dog race and Kobayashi broke the record with 53 and a half hot dogs. Yeah. 53 and a half, which was amazing at the time. Amazing. Here's the bottom line is Kobayashi was eating against plumbers and electrician. Yep. Joe Chestnut is competing against guys. Kobayashi that would have that were Kobayashi and other guys that would have pushed Kobayashi. Right.

So the next year after he lost that in 2016, he won. He beat Joey. He beat Kobayashi and other guys that would have pushed Kobayashi. Right. So the next year after he lost that in 2006 He won he beat Joey. He beat Kobayashi with 66 dogs So he smashed the world record by 13 and a half dogs. He went and was like, I is mine never looked back 2008 first ever 10-minute contest that was the last time Kobayashi pushed him because they had the famous Overtime hot dog eat off. Yeah. Where he finished five dogs in 50 seconds after eating 59 hot dogs. And then here's the crazy part because we obviously know 2015, uh, Joey Chestnut gets broken up with a week before and Matt Stoney beats him 62 to 60. Okay. I actually think that's better for his legacy because it shows

that he's human. Well, that's also one blip blip. Let's look at what Matt Stoney was doing for that one year that he showed us like Brady Anderson hitting 50 home runs. Yeah, it's a good point. But then here's where here's where Joey Chestnut is the greatest of all time in my opinion, because he loses that 2015 year and then he comes back and he is the first man ever to eat 70 hot dogs. And then what does he do after that? He then beats his own record with 72 then what he's do after that. He beats his own record with 74 Then he has a down year with 71 and everyone's like oh shit. He's washed. He's like, haha I'm gonna eat 75 and then I'm gonna eat 76 So he keeps pushing himself to that level and then he obviously wasn't there last year and everyone's like well is he washed?

He's getting up there in age. No, 70 and a half dogs. He's the only guy who can eat 70 dogs. He's done it like six times. Yeah. No one's going to touch him. It's the great. He's going to retire when when he calls it a day. He's not going to get forced up by anybody. There's not going to be the way that that takes the crown from him. In fact, like, it's going to be a dark day when Joey Chestnut retires from eating.

Oh, be tragic. Because the the next fourth of July is going to be a guy that wins eating like 43 hot dogs. Yeah. He might actually kill the sport of hot dog eating. Yeah, yeah, no, unless there's a kid out there who's watching this and someday will eat 80 hot dogs, we're gonna look back and say, hey, we were there

for the greatest era of hot dog eating, and it was Joey Chestnut. And again, it's coming up on 20 years now of Dom. We don't even have somebody that he could pass the torch to, right? There's no next up. No. Bonnie Blue? No. I don't know.

No. The guy Badlands, I think he broke the record for most, the Lemonade Chuck. Badlands Booker's a cool guy. Yeah. I got to meet Badlands Booker and Joey Chestnut in a strip club in South Carolina. That sounds like a perfect spot. Back in like 2007. It was great, they were doing

a corned beef cabbage eating contest. Love it. They were at the strip club until probably four o'clock in the morning. Obviously. Just getting absolutely shithoused. That's the thing is Joey, I mean, you heard it on Wednesday when we had him on. He gets fucked up after this.

Oh yeah, I mean, you have to. When I competed in this competition, I ate 12 hot dogs and then I just laid on my bed for, I don't know, two days because I felt like such shit. Yeah. Joey Chestnut is like, yeah, I'm just going to go booze more than anyone boozes after eating 70 and a half dogs. I know that we've done it with the bear, the bear that sits down and eats the hot dogs before. But I want to see like animals that can compete head to head against an all time eater like Joe Chester? Like what animal do you think would be able to accomplish the 70 hot dogs and 10 minutes exists? Maybe maybe like an elephant a blue whale just because they

could just just throw it into its mouth. Yeah, you just know meat though. Yeah. What they don't eat meat. Oh, they got them. They got plankton. They got the bristles too. What's going on in the whale world? I just a lot a lot more cleaning cleaning excursions I've seen. It's good to see. Oh, okay. Good. We're doing the Lord's work. AI videos. Yeah. Uh, and then we also had the joy chest that I max tweeted about this, the embrace debate. What was it? Max? I love this because this is peak July sports fodder. Yeah, this was awesome. It was if you have Usain Bolt and

Joey chestnut both at the start of a hundred meter race But neither of them are allowed to start the race until they finish a hot dog who wins. I think Joey crushes It's not even close. Yeah crushes because you got to think that what about 400 I think it's then it's you saying 200. I think 200 is where it gets close I think 200 you same bolt would also win I but I think that it switches at a mile I think Joey chestnut beats him. No, I don't think I need you to explain this way stay with me here. Youain Bolt has literally never run a mile in his entire life ever That's that's a fact. He said that on part of my take did he yeah, I don't remember his Wi-Fi wasn't great

He has never run a mile in his entire life Joey chestnut at least he looks like he works out listen I actually think Joe just like if you told me Joey chestnut could run an 11 second 100-yard dash Like probably you can do anything you want right? I wouldn't be shocked. Chesa could run an 11 second 100 yard dash, probably. He can do anything he wants. Yeah, right. I wouldn't be shocked. I know, but I think 200 meters, I think Usain Bolt gets him. Yeah. I don't know.

Because Usain Bolt could probably, he could take down a hot dog in what, 10 seconds? No, because remember, so I was with PFT when we were doing this, when we were talking about this hypothetical. Yeah. And I tried to eat a hot dog as fast as I could. Yeah. Well, tried to eat a hot dog as fast as I could. Yeah. Well you're and no offense Max but you and I was about to say that you're not in as good shape as you say in both but you're probably what does that have to do with eating a hot dog? I think we should do this. How long did it take you to eat a hot dog? I got it was

like 10 seconds in and I was like I had bitten halfway through and I was still chewing like I think it probably takes a normal person like 30 seconds to eat a hot dog. Can I be honest with you, Max? What? Until you just told me right now that you were trying to eat that hot dog as fast as you could, I had no, I thought that's how you just normally ate hot dogs.

Wait, no water too, right? No water. Yeah, I think we should do this in Tahoe. Okay. Let's just find a track or we don't, we just do it in a field. Let's just all, like six of us't we just do it in a field. Let's just all like six of us Just race one hot dog hundred meters

Just to see how long it would take the but but they're neither they're not average no either I would just like to see the video. Yeah, I like to see the baseline. Yeah Yeah, and actually we shouldn't we shouldn't do it head-to-head. We should do time trials Everyone watching you eat a hot dog and then sprinting is so awkward. That actually should be on the Mount Rushmore of embarrassing moments. Your boys watching you take down a hot dog and sprint. But yeah, I think Joey crushes him. I don't think it crushes him. Yeah.

I think it's... No waters. No water makes it tough. Hank will probably puke before even run on. Thanks. I can already see it. It's going to be like let's say Wednesday morning in Tahoe. Hank's gonna be met. We're gonna do it at like I don't know say 10 a.m. Hank's to be mad that we haven't let him eat yet. And then he's gonna be so hungry and mad at us and then he's need half a hot dog like, I'm full. That is your breakfast.

Yeah. And then he's gonna be mad at us that we made him too full. That's gonna be a fun day. I'm excited. Chill week. Hey, we made the rule last year, chill week. We all just chill.

We don't fight. We're in a great mood last year. Yeah. We're gonna do that again. Excited to go out there. So yeah, that was a... When I saw you tweet about that, Max, they're like, this is just such a perfect, like mid July,

where there's just nothing, like you can, you can basically watch your baseball team and then have hot dog hypotheticals. We were at a barbecue. We had the entire party was talking about it. I love it. Like I would bring it up to one group of people. There were people who were saying you say important

when that? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. There was a lot of people online were saying it too. Yeah, all due respect. Those people are dumb. They don't know dog. Yeah, they don't know dog. They don't respect, to go full circle here, they don't respect the greatness of Joey Chestnut. Correct.

They respect Usain's greatness, they don't respect Joey Chestnut's. That's the problem. And I'm here to say he is top five, I'll give you four guys if you want to name He's top five athlete of all time. I Think it's fair. I'd agree Okay, that was my serious topic. Okay, that's a good topic. Yeah, I have a non serious topic. Okay What's up with LeBron Is LeBron going to Cleveland is LeBron going to Cleveland? Well going to Cleveland? Well, I'll throw a couple things out there.

One, he was golfing in Akron wearing a hat that said, welcome home. He reposted, I believe it was the Cavs, former Cavs athletic trainer, maybe, who's like got to wear the best Jersey for Independence Day and it was LeBron James Cavs athletic trainer maybe, who's like got to wear the, you know, the best jersey for Independence Day and was LeBron James Cavs jersey. Okay, and he worked out at the Cavs facility. If which that should be illegal. If you're the Cavs, why are you letting him do that? Because he's gonna be a calf. Could have just been home for the Fourth of July. Oh, listen, I

understand that. But he plays for the Lakers and the Cavs let him work out? Huh. Hmm. Huh. Yeah, see, here it is. It's a proper attire. Proper attire. Proper attire.

I don't know. Is LeBron, is he trying to work his way back to Cleveland? I think that would be good. Yeah, I would like to see it. And also just throwing one more out there. Brawny. I feel like Brawny is starting to I saw a press conference. I was like, Hey, is Brawny kind of getting out from underneath his dad's shadow? He was talking about how the only way he's going to make in this league is just being like a dog defensively. And that's how

he's going to see the court. Didn't mention the only way I'm gonna see the court is playing with my dad for the Lakers. No. He didn't say that. No, he didn't say that. So what about LeBron? LeBron did comment on this. Okay.

On the 4th of July. What'd he say? He said, and every summer since it was built, I live here still and train every summer. God damn y'all bored, man. No, I don't think we're bored. God damn. I don't think we're bored. I think he's doing this on purpose. Go get a plate of food somewhere and enjoy

the 4th of July. Yeah. He's doing this on purpose to get everyone talking about it and then he's going to do it. I think he's going to do it. I don't think they want him. I, that might be a different conversation. Would you want them on the Celtics? No, fuck no. But the calves are good and And they could they also have a lot of good players that do you read? I'm good. I know. But they have the you know, the Jared Allen Evan Mobley like there's a little redundancy there. Do you think Cavs fans want them? I don't know. I think there's definitely some Cavs fans. Yes.

Yeah, I think fans would be completely okay with LeBron coming back to Cleveland. I think especially if they could get a guarantee that it was like this is it or maybe two years max where we don't play the game of Are you in or you out? Like if the Cavs could actually strategically say we have LeBron for a year Maybe call it two, but that's the plan. And we're not going to do like a song and dance and trading draft picks and doing this whole thing to try to extend LeBron's career. I have seen about Bryce.

What about him? Bryce Maximus? Arizona? He wants to play with them. I have seen in Cleveland, I've seen some of the hypothetical trades that get thrown out there about about LeBron. I don't even know if any of them actually work out I think people just put faces on a graphic and they say here's a trade that could work and then hope that we don't plug It into the machine. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I don't understand how any trades work I mean the Kevin Durant trade where is 17 17 trade. It was insane

What did you think about LeBron's golf swing? Not bad. Does it feel good knowing that you could absolutely kill LeBron? And you could, it does like you would, you would, you would the humbling sport. How long ago? How much, how much training would LeBron need to beat you? Not a lot. I think it's, I think it's like a week. I was going to say like three months. I mean, it's B it's, it's the ball hard. Yeah. Yeah. If he had an, I mean, he'll probably get Tiger Woods to teach him. It's got very compact swing. Yeah. Yeah. If he had an I mean, he'll probably get Tiger Woods to teach him He's got a very compact swing. Yeah. Yeah to give him like two months. He'd probably be fine

Yeah, he he I mean any athlete like LeBron they go out and they're fucking around and he's probably by the end of 18 was like, oh I got a birdie on the souls like how that happened How many times when he's playing and he hits a wedge do the guys that he's playing with be like hey la flop Probably every you gotta say it every time right? Oh Yeah, I I'm just saying something's up with LeBron He's at least he's at least having fun with it, and I think there's more I don't think LeBron I think he does these things obviously very much on purpose I mean I would respect that if he just goes home with his boys and is like getting fucked up, like just should I just start posting this stuff? Yeah. He might be doing

exactly that. But I feel like he's more calculated. When you're with your boys. And yeah, it's like, when the she's alive, you got the you got the vino out. Yeah, of course. Cigars. Okay. Alright, so that was Yeah, those are my serious and unserious topics. Okay. Those are good topics. Yeah Yeah, what else what else we got going on that we wanted to touch on before we do our QB rankings? Which is gonna piss people off. I just have a quick seeing red on the nationals. Oh go for it permission to go there They fired their GM a week before the draft. We've got the number one pick in the MLB draft. Mm-hmm our general manager draft. We've got the number one pick in the MLB draft. Our general manager Rizzo, he he did a very good job as the general manager

working for an owner that would not give him any money to spend. So he's very limited over the course of years what he could do. He put together World Series roster, made a great roster hit on a bunch of great draft picks. And now you're firing him. The speculation is you're firing him because you're getting it. You're selling the team and you want to get every single front office contract off the books right now. So they fired Davey Martinez, manager, also World Series champion. And then the surprise, though, was firing Rizzo, the general manager.

I don't know what you expect this guy to do. Like you can't you couldn't sign Juan Soto. You couldn't sign Juan Soto. You couldn't sign Trey Turner to a long-term contract. Couldn't sign Bryce Harper to a long-term contract, all because of money. Not because of anything that Rizzo did. And he did a great job getting everything

he possibly could get for Soto. Like two hours before they announced that they fired him, MLB announced the All-Star rosters. And two of the guys that we got for Juan Soto are on there on the All-Star roster for the first time. Pretty good job. He did a great job. It doesn't make any sense blaming any of the failures of the team on that guy. I agree with all that except for I, I think firing them before the draft.

You can't make let him make the pick. If you're gonna fire he's already done all the work though. Yeah, but you can't let him make the pick You gotta just be like you gotta get out of here If you're gonna fight like if they were saying to themselves, we're gonna fire him at the end of the year Just get him out before the draft. Yeah, but like firing a GM because you didn't give him enough money to spend on good No, I agree. That's like divorcing your wife because you got fat. Yeah Yeah, I've been like why, like, what's wrong? Is she gained, you know, two pounds, or you gained 50?

You gained 50 pounds. Yeah, we've gained a lot of weight. Yeah, cumulatively. Yeah, that is pretty crazy. I don't like it, but I guess, I'm hoping that it means that they're gonna sell the team soon, and that's why this is all happening. But yeah, just bad, I don't like it.

Can I, dub-tailailing off the all star thing? Say a Suzuki should have been an all star. He got. Yeah, he got what? What, Max? Because it was Schwaber. No, I mean, there was there was a lot of snubs this year. All right. Give us some straight turn again. Tray. Tray Turner leads the league and hits and he didn't. And he didn't even get a reserve spot.

Say Suzuki leads the now in RBI's fourth and home runs, 12th and OPS stud. He should have been also Christopher Sanchez should have been in over Mackenzie Gore that makes no sense. He has a lot is like he's seven. He has more wins. He has a lower Should have probably been his lower ERA and a lower whip you know whip is Say it it's what you put on your pot. There we go. Wallach's hits per inning pitch. I know exactly what whip is. You probably don't even know what bapip is. We talk about bapip on the show. That's like the one thing we know. It's the best stat for losers. No, yeah, Christopher Sanchez not being in is ridiculous. Trey Turner

not being in his say Suzuki not being in his whatever. Just put everyone put everyone in a loaded roster. Yeah. Everyone gets in that bat. And that doesn't matter. You don't have to give guys the bat. Now I get pissed off when you don't like that. I have a question. If it's your guy and they wait the whole game and they don't and they don't get in. Question. Yeah. They haven't announced the full home run Derby roster yet. Have they? They have not. It's trickling out. What is the, what's the current Zach? Can you, can you Google what the current list is? We have some guys that I feel good about. We got Cunha. Yep. Cal Raleigh.

Yep. Big dumper James wood. Yep. It's PC. No PCA is not it. James would. Yep. It's PC. No, PCA is not it. But my question was going to be because when I tweet out about James would being the home run Derby memes said announced yellow chin the Derby memes. Do you want, do you want to see big cats? You know, your, your, your job would be, you wouldn't have a job why why show would end The last scene of this show would be us eating each other's ass. We can't come back from it be over You have to do a follow-up podcast. No, no Yeah, it would be like like numbers. Oh and one last thing. I got a EP FT s and that's it

It'd be over. It'd be the best sign off of all time. You're rooting for your own demise I'm rooting for him to participate of all time. You're rooting for your own demise. I'm rooting for him to participate. But when the show ends, are you going to be like who you're going to be? Tim, Tim Robinson, hot dog meme who like, we're all trying to find out who did you guys did this? Well, yeah, but we're trying to not push so much to you guys to be fair, big asking for yellow to be in it. Big cat, big cat did it. I,, being a good cohost did some yes. And yeah, where you roll along with it before you know what you say. And then you realize everything that you've said and then you're fucked.

The real pervert, the real sicko is memes who literally wants to watch this. Also, we did it for that Christian yellow who had never hit 20 home runs. Yeah. Not this Christian yellow. You think he's going to do it? He's not? Yeah, no. Yes. Think of that live stream. Oh, he's not going to recall him and ask him. He's No, I don't I don't I don't want to give him the the pleasure of knowing you're right. Hold this over. You're right. You're right. Oh, God memes Memes is addicted to it.

I want to, I'm gonna say this right now. Uh, Hank's best friend, uh, Gaz who always listens to every part of my take shout out Gaz big time, AWL, stats and info. He does stats and info info. He also runs all of our, he's head of all of our social parcel sports. I want to say right now, Gaz, if Christian Yelich competes in the home run derby and wins the home run derby, all of Memes' tweets should not count for his socials. Like all of the numbers he racks up do not count. Throw them out.

Throw them out. Cause those are ours. Give it to us. Those are passion numbers. Oh my God. The numbers he rack up. He just. And then. I actually think Memes actually think it would make us lose followers. Yeah.

And I also think, Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm actually thinking about it right now. Memes I think will ascend to a higher being. What is it? Buddhism or, or, uh, what is it? Buddhism? No Mormon Mormon. No, they ascend to a higher level. Yeah. Scientology means we'll ascend to a higher level Scientology. Yes Scientology means will ascend to a higher level when it's me Eating PFTs ass and then memes makes both of our faces max and that's it. Yeah, that's it That's memes is finals. That's his final note. Oh, he makes your butthole max. Oh Man he's not competing right? I listen thank God Cal Raleigh's in there. Mm-hmm cuz I we needed that Cal Raleigh is

Amazing James would him be the biggest James wood guy James woods great. Yeah, I Wouldn't mind if you guys just have to get a jersey like Rooting for every other player. Yeah Every guy he's not, he's not gonna do it. I'm not crazy if he, Oh, Oh, that was, no, I think I will be here that he's heard his back. I think they're going to slowly roll it out and then they're going to, he's going to be the last person announced. Yeah. The 2019 home run Derby roster. He was the

number one seed going into it. And then he heard his back. Yeah. You don't want to hurt your back again, Christian. No, you don't. Oh, since you're talking ball, we should say that it's kind of a who's back, but guys betting on their own team, Luis Ortiz for the, for the guardians. Yep. What an, of all the gambling stories that have come out of Who's the? Gionte Porter Malik Beasley is obviously going through right now This one is very funny and just a simple fact that they have two pitches that like alerted all the systems and then showing the pitches He just throws it 40 feet. Yeah, and he just told his boys like dude hammer ball to start this in it

It's it's pretty blatant Yeah, it's a tough one for him to have to try to get out of mm-hmm So he's on paid leave right now. Yeah, so they're investigating. What is the investigation going to entail? Uh, I don't know Just like hey you did this right? Yeah, this is real video, right? Yeah, this is he should be like it's AI Well, no, they got to track it back to him I mean first. Yeah, that's all I was like But these were such egregious balls Did you see him? Yeah

It weren't even close. Some people were saying they're setup pitches. Yeah, that's true Set up your boys Great day. So yeah, I guess just a shitload of people bet on those certain pitches. Yeah. And those are obviously bets that are I would imagine don't have a ton of action. So when there's a spike, it's pretty easy for them to be like, hey, what the fuck's going on here? Yeah. Watching it side by side is very funny.

Very funny. Okay. What any other baseball stuff? Baseball is just rocking. Baseball is just going Cubs are fucking eight home runs on on July 4. That was that was pretty great. That was pretty cool thing to do. Dingers only if you missed it. We all have our teams. And we're we're hit or smashing dingers. What are the live standings you have a memes shout the AWLs who have live trackers.

There's a couple guys out there that put out good live trackers. Oh, here we go, Hunter Whitlow. Shout out Hunter Whitlow. Right now we have, in first place, it is a tie, Steven Shea, Hank, Jersey Jerry. No, Brandon. Oh no, Jerry. Yeah, Jerry witha, Hank, Jersey Jerry. No, Brandon. Oh, no, Jerry.

Yeah, Jerry with 10 home runs. And then me, Brandon and Max with nine. And then in the rear is Zach with seven and PFT with six. I got to a good start. Haven't had my best last couple of games. Well, it's only been four days. It's early. You can say you got off to a good start when you're last. No, a really good start in the first like two days.

Oh, of the league. Yeah. You got it off to it. Yeah the first day and has anybody used Jersey Jerry use his IR spot He did he dropped his pedophile spot is still remain standing. Yes, it absolutely remains there. I think he picked up Kyle Stowers from the Marlins friend of the program. I expect or no Colton cows are from the from the Orioles. Sorry Colton cows are from the Orilins friend of the program. Nice pick. Oh no. Colton cows are from the, from the Orioles. Sorry. Colton cows are from the Orioles. Who's a great dude. And Max still hasn't done the challenge. Max still hasn't done the challenge. That's right. Update. There's any baseball teams in town. Nobody cares who's in last place because no, apparently you don't have to do the punishment. Yeah. Kind of. That's a really good point. Yeah. Kind of meaningless. I'm in, I'm in last. that's a really good PFT. Remind me. How long did it take you to do the perm? Did I do? Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Did I do the pro? Oh, okay. Yeah. Did he per yeah. And it took longer and much longer

than this. I don't think it did. Yes, it did. I don't think. Oh yes, it did. It took well over a year. It also did nothing. Yeah. Yeah didn't take over a year. Yeah, yeah, that's true. And the tattoo took forever too! That's not true. Yes! I did mine pretty quickly. It took about a year. No, PFT, yes! This hasn't even been a year yet. I did the tattoo and the perm I think on the same day.

Correct. Or the same week. Did I do it? Yeah, I'm gonna do it. You know what, PFT, Let me tap me in here max It's bullshit that you haven't done this yet. Okay, so you can't say anything to me. Yeah. Yeah, so I thought you should do it Oh, I'm going I'm going to you should do it like right now alerts. Hit me up hit my lawn. Oh another baseball topic what you guys say you guys do is sorry, uh What do we think about Alvin Camaro asking for a redo on first pitch that was crazy

I don't think you should be allowed to do that. You can't athletes are perfectionists, but you can't do a redo Yeah, you got it. You got to abide by the tape you put out there. Yeah, that's a crazy thing Like hey, let me let me have another shot at the bullpen before dude You get a rebel you get a redo if you if you fumble Nope. Nope. Well,, they overturn it. Yeah Also, shout out Clark the Cubs mascot. Yeah made two great catches on Alvin Khabar turkey ball He did but yeah, you can't get a redo. This is bullshit. It does no redo. It does concern me that Clark doesn't wear pants He's got dong. He's just dong hanging lays some dong. Uh

Okay, uh He's got dong. He's just dong hanging. He lays some dong. OK. Should we should we should we talk about Zach being everywhere? I'm talking about Max being back ish. Oh, yeah, we should. Our guy Max Homa almost won the John Deere classic, which is the fifth major. That sucked. It was tough, tough couple of bogeys. I think I like the guy Brian Campbell. Great weekend. Big, biggeys. I think I liked the guy Brian Campbell great weekend big big ten guy I think I liked him so but yeah I was

rooting against him hard I was but I'm saying once once it was cool once he got to the playoff I wasn't a roof for the foreign guy I do think that counts as Max being back though right I think we're at the very end, also, he shot a 63 on Friday or Thursday 63. And then he had a 68 68. So I think at the very least we get Max, he found something. He did. He found something he's gonna golf is a mental game. Yeah, I was rooting so hard. It would have been awesome. Yeah, Zack is everywhere. So this happened over the week that we were gone. Can you pull that up real quick?

It was wanted. Have you seen this person? Matthew Allen. Shreveport police are searching for Matthew Allen accused of stealing nearly $49,000 including 7,000 in charges to OnlyFans and using a business credit card. He faces theft and fraud charges. And this just is Zach without glasses on and then a bunch of dudes just started replying and Zach is is he the most common looking dude

out there like the generic American yeah I don't get it you're every man yeah so there's a guy who's this guy's order man what is this guy that's free port man this guy rake rank stuff he ranks this guy will eat entire menus of fast food places wait Zach that's Shreveport man. This guy rake rank stuff. He ranks this guy will eat entire menus of fast food places Wait, exactly little and as no but in in in as little amounts of bites as possible. Wait, can we watch from? Zach that is your thing Alternate timelines. Yeah, we're just fractionally off each one. We do look shockingly alike. So we need-

My build might just be pretty basic. Low VC on that. We might have to do a Zach con. How do they know that this guy, he spent the money on OnlyFans? I don't know. If it's- This feels like it might be an OnlyFans advertisement. It was a business card, you said, right?

A business credit card. Oh, he uses a business card. You said right business credit card Oh uses his company car company card. Is that not allowed blow up only fans like we don't know what his job is, right? That's true. So he just he just houses these things That's all he does I love the internet right now he he's 16 items through Arby's and he's done it in 20 bytes Holy shit I actually had like this record has he done like a whole menu. Yeah, I think he did Taco Bell Let me see Yeah, and his name is Jack, which is crazy. This is when so with a k

I have a lot of moments I don't know if you guys feel the same way but with AI with the state of the internet with everyone Just being dicks all the time. You're like was this really worth it? Should we have done this is the internet worth it? But then guys like this come along. I'm like, yeah You know what? I wouldn't have known this guy existed. We need this I think this is actually what makes America great is that you can get rich you can get famous by Simply eating fast food in your car. Yeah, that's a level of celebrity that you can have wait Hank you pointed out this guy's name is Zack right yes Yeah, so this I don't understand how this is so right. He's going through the intent. This is the last day of the Taco Bell

Menu and he's got the nacho bel grande and a cheese quesadilla But he put the nacho bel grande in the cheese quesadilla. I've watched this video before. I think he does it in three bites. So it's two items, three bites. Yeah. He's making turducken out of Taco Bell menu. So what did he end up doing the whole Taco Bell? Let's see. Let's get to the final stats here. 52 items at Taco Bell, 106 bites. I think it took him 14 days. That's incredible. Oh,

pull up the menu again real quick. Yeah. I want to, he also ranks them of what she thinks are the tastiest. You pull up the menu. Zach, you need to do, you need to do a video with this guy.

But, but there's no pleasure. He's not even for pleasure there He just that's all I think I know I think he enjoys it. Yeah, okay fair. I misspoke there The cheesy Fiesta potatoes, that's the one I want to say I mean I'm gonna This isn't like a table of contents that I can look at that That's a ranking. That's a lot. Yeah, this is a great ranking of No, no, that's not last place. There's two or two pairs. There's two slides here. Oh, that's right in the middle Yeah, 26 there's 52 items yet. The cheese case D was last place actually

But he had bell grande in it. I know I don't understand how he does that because he has a bell grande at 37 Cheese case he had 52 and he has a bell grande at 37 52 and he ate them both together shout out Zach is back. I guess we're great great plug for national sports podcast We're hitting it all Zach how minor of a disagreement would would you be like I misspoke? Because that was crazy. I just happened there You literally just had a differing opinion and then then you said, no, you know what? I'm gonna lay down here and say, I didn't mean to say that. It just, some felt like I was blatantly wrong there.

The room said, hey, don't fucking say that. And I was like, all right. You guys just did it in a nice way. And I was like, all right. I apologize to the room. Hey Zach, don't apologize. I can do that. Yeah Work on that you got a lot of things you're working on don't we all yeah, all right sweet

Are there more Zach's underneath that there's a lot of that there was a Zack that is Zack. That's These guys I don't even know You're just everywhere Zack. So Only fans and eating in the least amount of bites possible. I was Zach way. I was not arrested for frauds that first guy Probably not me. Yeah, not a rest. Yeah, probably not me. We need to do a ZAC con I need you I need to get you with this this Zach is back guy though. He's impressive absolute eater Shout to him, especially if you just do the it would be great if you did the McDonald's menu with him and then when it came to the 20 nuggets, two double cheeseburgers, two fries, but you're

just taking as many bites as you want. He's just disgusted with it. All right. Should we do, should we do our QB rankings? Yeah. This is where it's going to get spice. Let's piss everyone off. Let's piss everyone off. All right, so before we do that truly Truly is the drink of the summer truly unruly is the high alch hard seltzer that drinks light but parties hard Truly unruly is a hard seltzer that breaks all the rules with 8% ABV It hits hard but still tastes amazing comes in four fresh flavors. Tropical Twist, Berry Blast, Citrus Crush, Strawberry Smash, the truly hard seltzer taste you love. The high alk unruliness you're looking

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take. Get Unruly this summer with Truly. Go get it now and have yourself a great summer. All right. How do we want to do this? I got some tears. I have some tears as well. I think we got to just go down and if anyone in the room has a major issue with a ranking, we can discuss. Okay. Cause there's, I think a lot of the guys are within, we'll have like within two or three of each other. Yep. Does that feel fair? Max? I like tiers for the graphic. I think tiers on the graphic slaps. Okay. But we also have to rank them. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So let's,

let's start with the elites here. I think I think Josh Allen should be one. I just found number one coming off of MVP. I had Josh Allen one Patch from homes to yep Lamar three homes might be washed. I had oh Go on Please just see what he didn't play great at the end of the year. They choked in the Super Bowl. Should we put that on the graphic? Hank thinks he might be doing wash now. We know it's our graphic, right? Yeah. Yeah. But are the graphic the tier can be Hank thinks he might be washed. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, you know, you know, we do we could have will do will put Patrick Holmes number two in elite and then we could put them again wherever you want to think wherever you think he should be.

I think it's Josh Allen Lamar. I mean, Josh Allen Lamar, Jack. But you see what I'm saying? If you have Patrick Holmes like 10, we could have Hank's rank. Hank's tier is Hank's ranking of Patrick Holmes. Yeah, I mean, I thought we were doing this together, but that's fine. That's fine. Okay.

All right. So Josh Allen, Patrick Holmes. So you think it should be Lamar? Yeah. All right. I actually had a category of if he had Lamar's defense, he would have two rings. And that's Joe burrow. I just had him in elite. Okay. I think those are the four. Those are the four. I think those are the four elite. What's the next year called? I think it's called Jane Daniels. Well, this is where it's gonna get interesting. I did have Jane Daniels five. I watched an hour of his highlights on the fourth of July as the fireworks were going off. I was blitz drunk hammered. It was the best hour of my week. Okay, I was crying. So you think it's just Jane Daniels five? I think just yeah, he's okay. Okay. And then and then what's the tier after that? By the way, memes misspelled Jayden Daniels

name. Yeah, he disrespect. Oh, that was oh, that was Max who then wrote Jaylin hurts. Put that on a list. Interesting. I'm putting that on. I'm making a list. Ah, can win a Super Bowl with them. I've got technically Super Bowl champions'm making a list. Ah, can win a Super Bowl with them? I've got technically Super Bowl champions as my next tier. So that would be Matthew Stafford. That would make Matt Stafford, Joe Flacco and Jalen Hurts. I like that. Russell Wilson.

You could put Aaron. Oh, you could put Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. Technically Super Bowl champions. Yeah, Super Bowl champions. OK, six. So yeah, good. Do it. Jalen Hurts. What are you doing? What are you typing, memes? No, Super Bowl champions. Okay, six. So yeah, good. Do it.

Jalen Hurts. What are you doing? What are you typing, memes? No, I'm typing. PFT was just saying names there. Are we actually listing it in that order? Six. As the order I had.

Yes. Six is Matthew Stafford. Seven is Aaron Rodgers? Aaron Rodgers, yeah. Okay, flat. Yeah, then we don't want people to think we're joking Yeah, eight is flacco. Yeah, the nine is Jalen Hurts. Yep, Russell Wilson. I Don't think he can be in there. Yeah

Well, and buddy it's the technically Super Bowl champions here Yeah, but technically he lost his ring and it also was Seattle's defense, technically. Okay, all right, so we're at 10. You know what I realized, put this list together, there's a lot of good quarterbacks in the NFL. There are. I also, we'll get to them later, but I was like doing it, so to do this exercise,

I did it actually how I feel, and then I messed around with it a little bit. But how I felt we're getting to like the 20s before we got to one Dakota rain press. Yep. And then I went and then I went because I wanted to make sure I didn't miss anyone. Yep. And I googled QB rankings for 2025 pro football focus. Where do you think they had Dak Prescott? 18. 17, exactly where we had him last year.

All right, so. But you're right, doing the list, I tried to make it work at 17. Yeah, it doesn't. I couldn't make it work this year. He's not to 17th best anymore. All right, so this next tier, what do you wanna call it? This is good quarterbacks.

That's a great name for it. Yeah good quarterbacks Jared Jared Jared Jared is uh, there could be even great quarterbacks. Yeah great quarterbacks great quarterbacks Jared Baker at 11 Baker at 12. I had I'd say who's at 10 10 is Jared you Jared Jared golf. Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. Oh, 11 is Baker. I had CJ shroud there. Yep. At 12. I had CJ shroud. I brought pretty, I brought pretty too. And then I had Herbert and Trevor Lawrence.

I had one more in that list. Bo Nicks. Oh, okay. I'm a bow leaver. Okay. Bo Nicks is in there. That's it. That feels like a stretch, but okay. I, I great. We're halfway through. Yeah. Okay. That's great.

You want to say good quarterbacks? I thought he's in Okay. Great. I think good quarterbacks might start at after Herbert. Yeah, go 15 Trevor Lawrence at good quarterbacks, 16 bow nicks. I feel good about that. Brock Purdy. I also great quarterbacks to stretch. I mean, he went to a Super Bowl. He was in the MVP discussion and he would have gotten another if the Eagles didn't injure him. Probably would have won. Probably would have won. Fact or fiction. You can't you can't disagree with us on this one. No, that's a fact. Doesn't make it doesn't make him a great quarterback. We boxed you in on that one, buddy.

That's a stone cold fact. fact all right in the next category I have a special category of I think this guy's gonna be really good. Mm-hmm. Okay. Do you know who's in that Drake? May Drake may okay, but he wasn't first in that Who Caleb pain Oh Panda Caleb Panda and then I had I have Caleb down. He's got to prove it He's got to prove it. I think he's gonna be good though, but Drake's proven more than he has so far. I mean, that's Statistically, I don't know if that's true. Yeah, what do you mean by that? Like, what do you mean? Maybe per start? I don't know about per start like

Caleb still had a statistically very good year he just for a rookie quarterback he just was on a bad team and Jayden Daniels was significantly better what are you looking it up beginning in the stats right now I mean Hank might be right I well I get Drake may played less so saying per game oh per game okay all right Let's pull it up. Were you going to, I was going to wait to skip to some of the second year guys. Cause I think there's that there's a group of guys that are kind of in that middle weird spot where you're like, I think they're good, but I don't know. And it's the Kyler Murray's. Oh, I had Kyler down this year. It's Jordan Love. Jordan Love.

It's Tua, Sam Darnold, Gino. Like that whole mess where it's like, I think they're pretty good. No, it's OK, I'm a little bit. Oh, OK. Thanks. You're welcome. Yeah. All right, so go with the next tier will be

game to game. I think it's a game to game, the game to game. Because Gino can have a great game. Yeah, we'll change, just have it say, we'll change these rankings game to game. And it's Gino, Sam Darnold. Jordan Love. Jordan Love.

So 17 will be Jordan Love. 18, Gino? Yeah, I'm fine with that. Arnold Jordan love Jordan love So 17 will be Jordan love 18 Gino Yeah, I'm fine with that. Although Sam Donald took his job Alright, we're all over the place back here. But Well memes had to step out so that it threw everything off. Why did he have to step out? Yeah, he's oh Sam Donald took his job. Then also the Raiders didn't want Sam Darnold. They wanted Gino true So Gino took Sam Darnold show to are we still so we're keep we're doing Caleb. No, no, no

We're just we're just we're crossing that out that will come after got it. Got it. I Feel good about this. All right, so so 17 is going to be Jordan love 18 what do we decide Gino Smith or Sam Darnold? 17 is going to be Jordan Love. 18, what do we decide? Gino Smith or Sam Darnold? The last two games from Sam were really bad. They were really bad. Can we tie?

I'm fine with doing Gino. Okay. Gino, 19, Sam Darnold, 20. Who would you rather have on your team right now? Gino or Sam? Yeah. Sam. Sam. Maybe Gino. I don't know. What are we getting into our friend Dakota here? I'm telling you it's hard. He's not there. He's this. Wait wait so 20. Max he's not there. I think I would rather have I'm a Dak Hater. I would rather have Dak. We got to go 20 to a To his game to game to his game the game as you get

He he actually should be number one. Yeah, okay Okay, then 21 Yeah, 21 price young. I don't hate price young. He played really good last year at times and then 22 Kyler Yep, and then what tears and then then Dak then Dak Dak 20 Dak has his own tier Yeah, okay, just just the Dak tier at 23 Acute notes the accurate ranking tier. Yeah, 23 Jack tier. Yeah. 23 tech press. That's a good thing. Uh, now we get to some tough ones. Now, now I think is where you put the second year guys being like, this is the, it's, it's basically the could, could be good. Put up a shot, put up or shut up we'll maybe change that on the

graphic cuz that doesn't it's still their second year I think it's Caleb Drake Michael Pennex JJ McCarthy that sounds good I do think it is very much put up or shut up for Caleb yo Oh, yeah, definitely. But it's not for JJ McCarthy and Michael Pennings. I think it should be like, this is a big year for them. We'll fine tune it. All right. Anthony Richardson. I just had him as 32. Yeah. He's technically like you would fit in that group, but. Yeah. Bad question, Mark. I like that. Just Anthony Richardson. No, I think that's the perfect last rank. There's five guys left. I guess Cam Ward, you could put into the, to the group of guys. Yeah. No rookies. Cause you could also put the entire Saints quarterback

situation. Yeah. All right. So bad should just be Russell Wilson, Justin Fields, Anthony Richardson. I think those are pretty good. Right? Okay. I've got one one change to make. Okay. I think in the put up or shut up, we might want to do Daniel Jones. Oh yeah. I like that. Yeah. Yeah. Daniel Jones. Like sure. Like after maybe after Pennix. Yeah. Daniel Jones. Absolutely. Because Daniel Jones, he's basically a second year quarterback. I might even put him over dad. He spent six months. He's been six months with Kevin O'Connell. What's better? What's better? Spending six months with Kevin O'Connell or spending six months with Brian Schottenheimer. Yeah. You know what? Make the accurate ranking tier just be 23 Daniel Jones 24 DAC.

I've been thinking about Daniel Jones a lot the last couple weeks. I love ranking quarterbacks. I think Daniel Jones might come back. I agree. I love ranking quarterbacks though, especially this time of year. Just put them up there, getting into debates with yourself. These are pretty good These are pretty good All right. Uh So it's it's one honest with you guys. Yeah, I wouldn't be upset if you drop jaden down Uh, I have him personally as number five. I had him as five on my rankings I did Hank you had a good year

Anyone want to I want all the Jay and Daniels hype going into this year. I want everyone talking about how good he is. You'll get it. Yup. You'll get it big boy. Yeah. You actually get it twice because you have to listen to it. Then you have to edit it. Yeah. No. Well, you know what? We'll see what sophomore slumps happen. Are you saying you're not going to edit the show anymore? No what I? Say I want this I would actually meet a last. Oh, I went to national media. Oh fuck up You're saying you might not have to listen to it twice Much past like September well, I'm I'm there's a lot of height a lot of height

Interest lot of height against the worst wreck against the worst schedule in the year last year. Max, guess what? Just saying. You're talking to a big Jayden Daniels fan, so you're going to hear a lot of hype from him. I know, I know. Oh, you're not the only one hyping it up. He wants it. I want it. Alright, well again, I'm making a list. Yeah.

We all are. This is the list. Jayden Daniels, top five quarterback without question. Without question. Also, please save that as a graphic and as a sound bite that I can listen to. Jane Daniels top five quarterback without question Also, please save that as a graphic and as a sound bite that I can listen. Yeah. Yep. Jalen hurts barely top ten. No Yeah, barely top ten That's should we change Joe Flacco? No, no, no, we have to because Joe Flacco makes it seem I want some people to look at the list and not realize that we're making them mad on purpose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Take Joe Flacco and bump him down to good quarterbacks. That's perfect.

At the bottom of good quarterback. Good quarterback. Or game to game. He should be in game to game. Yeah, game to game. Game to game. He knows that. That's no disrespect. We love Joe. That's no disrespect to Joe. Game to game. It's even further down. Max, how long did it take you like in college to write paper? This is like this is difficult what you're having me do right now You're also just yours. You're just telling someone to go into a tear without telling me where to put them in the tier

Number at the bottom of it, but you're not giving me a number. So what do I do? 22 there you go three. Oh shit Oh shit. That just bumped. That just bumped act. Oh no. He already was 20. I like that you spelled Jordan from Jordan love Jordan. That's, that's how I think every, every Jordan is spelled these days. Change the game. Oh, this is a great list. I think the put up or shut up should just be too early to tell that way people will, cause then, then people will look at it and be like, okay, that makes sense. I think this is a great list. Oh man. We only have 30. We don't have the saints quarterback. Oh, just put 32 saints quarter, whoever they start 32, whoever they start. No, no, its own tier, Saints quarterback, 32, whoever they start.

That feels good. That feels really good. All right, should we do Who's Back Week and get to Mount Rushmore? It's just good to talk about football. It feels great. I was daydreaming about football the other day. Again, just thinking about week one.

So excited. Just watching highlights, seeing the grass. Do you know what's so sick? I have, I'm basically, my daydreaming is when sitting there week one and PFT, you're going to say like, there's just so much going on. Our eyes aren't used to it. And then I'm going to be like, we're back. Lock in. And then unfortunately in my daydream. So I have this daydream of us coming in still warm out Sitting down watching like a quarter on all the seven TVs you saying that line And he's thinking we're back and then Nikki smoke saying something so fucking stupid and me getting upset and I mean like now we're really back Jerry walking out at halftime. Yeah

Jerry being like I need this fullback to score three touchdowns. Season's over. Yeah. OK. Who's Back of the Week is brought to you by our friends at Truly, Truly Unruly is the high elk hard seltzer that drinks light but parties hard. Truly Unruly is a hard seltzer that breaks all the rules with 8% ABV.

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My back of the week is me busting holes in Tiffany's wall. Oh! Yeah! Jerry, this happened over the break. Jerry O'Connell, master milker of bits. Oh, that was really rude. He was, he, he, he went to Tiffany's house in Dallas. Yeah. Posted a video full play by play. Jerry came in her backyard. It was, it just went everywhere. When it went mega viral, I had people, I didn't even see it at first. I had someone come up to me and asked me about it. I was like, what are you talking about? That was two years ago.

I have a question for you. Yes. Has anyone gone and done a follow-up report in Tiffany's house? Jerry. Right. So, but you're saying it's like a bit, he was doing investigative journalism

that we have not had yet. No one followed up. We didn't know where that piece of the wall went. No, we didn't know how it all went down. I had a question for you. Has there been worked on on the house on the wall on the wall? Yeah. On the wall. On the how? Yeah. She got it. She fixed it up. There's been some great work done. Yeah. On the wall. Yeah. Jerry. And she also shout Tiffany. She had her two-year anniversary Or was it no two years two years to your nurse hasn't been that long two years of

the plane incident Jerry sent us some some very funny voice notes not for not fair. We can't say money. Yeah, not for hair Yeah, I can't come on. That was that was great work. I thought I'd share. Yeah, it was just a wild is a wild wild wild thing to do. But well, you know, it's else as well just putting a hole in the wall. Yeah, yeah. I mean, shit happens when you know, the Cowboys get smoked. Your Cowboys get smoked. Yeah. And Jerry was down there for his

daughter's volleyball tournament. Yeah, which makes it so much funnier. So much funnier that he was like his high school daughter was just like here stay at the hotel I gotta go do some I gotta I gotta go see about a wall. Yeah. All right, good. Who's back? Also Oasis. Oasis is so back. So so back. It looked like it was a great concert. Buck bucket hats are gonna be back big time They're doing what two shows in New York two shows in LA one in Chicago. Yeah, United States Yeah, and then some some some European shows. Do we think they make it the entire distance? Mmm, I'd say no or you think they break up before they have to break up I would be disappointed if they didn't break up during the tour. Yeah, I gotta be bullshit, right?

Cuz that means they're not playing hard enough and that's Yeah, that means that they've changed. Yeah. And I want the same Oasis. I want like if you're buying tickets for this part of the rush is spending all that money on the ticket, not knowing if that concert's ever gonna correct. Correct. It's it looked like the best time ever. Ever. What a band. Shia Wales. Yeah. Shout out. Wails. All right. Your who's back before I do my who's back. Can I just look at the Dakota Prescott line on the quarterback rankings draft again? I just want to see where it is again.

It is 24. Yep. Nailed it. Accurate. That feels good. My who's back in the week is Bradley Beal. Yeah, Bradley Beal might be back. Yeah. so it looks like he's gonna get a buyout The sons are gonna pay him money to go away and

Then he's gonna be a free agent. Mm-hmm reportedly from from Mark Stein. I Don't think I'm done believing in Bradley Beal yet. No, he actually is Still a good basketball player just not good enough to get paid $45 million a year. Yeah. Like if he goes to a team and gets, I don't understand how any of the contracts worked. I'd assume it'd be like one of those league minimums, mid, mid, mid level exceptions.

So one of those. Like in theory though, could he get a full contract from another team that's not a vet minimum? I think the problem is all the teams probably have a lot of their spots already spoken for. Right. So let's just say he gets, I don't know,

eight million dollars a year. Bradley Beal for eight million dollars a year is a pretty good deal. Yeah, I would agree. So I'm kind of excited to see where he goes. Yeah, especially if he goes to a good team. Hank, do you want him? Although he didn't really love coming off the bench. So that might be a problem. Yeah, would you want him Hank for cheap?

Yeah, how are you? How are you doing Hank with all this stuff because it is like You and the Pacers it feels like like all right. We're in a way better spot than the Pacers. Oh, they Way better way better. Why way better because Tatum got hurt like a month earlier better organization. Way better. Why? Way better. Why way better? Because Tatum got hurt like a month earlier. Better organization. Yeah, better team. But I'm saying we'll be back sooner than the Pacers. What I'm saying though is the pace like I'm saying both the teams feel like not that they're fully punting on next year, but they kind of are. They're like, all right, well next year doesn't matter. We're just gonna. Yeah, but even when the sellers are rebuilding their phone.

Okay, I think they're gonna you know, they're gonna find the right players, they're gonna find the next pieces for the next run. And next year, those guys are gonna get more minutes than they would otherwise. And they're gonna be able to, you know, build for the future. How much how much further ahead? Are you from the Pacers? Like if the Pacers got Bradley Beale? Would you still say you're ahead of them?

Yes. I have a question. Yes. That just popped in my head. The Wizards suck, the Bulls suck. Bulls can't make a trade to save their life to get real picks. The Knicks are good, the Celtics are in a weird year

where they're trying to figure it out. How disrespectful is it that no one even brings up that the Sixers could maybe win the East? They're just such an afterthought. Everyone's heard in the East and no one's talking about the Sixers being like, hey, maybe it could be them. Yeah. That is so disrespectful, Max.

I love it, I love it. Oh. Under the radar. Disrespectful. It's normally the opposite. No expectations. It's like, oh, here come the Sixers, here come the Sixers. And then this year it's like everyone No one's talking about the sixers and they could be very good. Have you let yourself believe?

Oh, yeah, VJ edge come had 28 points in his summer league debut. Okay, so yeah, that's that's good enough So yeah, that's that's good enough. You've done it. I just need him I would like to see a little bit of a status update on Joel Embiid. Yeah, I'll say that. What is the status right now? Nothing. No one's heard from any. No one's. What do you mean? What does that mean? I don't know. No, they don't know what he's doing. They don't know where he is. I know. No one knows. No one knows what his health is at right now. I'm searching for Joel Embiid updates.

Yep. Keep searching. I'm not. I'm not finding any.iid updates. Yep. Keep searching. I'm not I'm not finding anything No one knows nothing Max. Would you rather oh wait? Philadelphia's Joel Embiid has been ruled out for the oh that was just Shom's tweet from February 28th for correct I thought we stopped by next season It actually would be very funny now that I'm thinking about it like if If it just the East becomes such a wasteland as the Sixers just get to the conference title just by default There's a chance that they could get there

Without Joel and be and then that would be the mean Here we go here we go max from a week ago Joel and be is on track to return from knee surgery when training camp opens in September. Oh, who said that? The Associated Press. Oh, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not in six years mode, I guess that. Darrell Mori talked to Embiid before the NBA draft said he's very engaged. That means not that. What does that mean? He's engaged in the conversation. He's attacking rehab. He's doing everything he can to be out there. He had a meeting with the surgeon this week. Did he get engaged? All things to use a NASA term are nominal. Don't know what that's good. I think what is not what is that? What does that word mean? They're not quite phenomenal, but I'm going to be honest, Max nominals. One of those words. I don't really know what it means either. Things are going well and expected and we expect that to continue. There's a lot of expectation. Very small, far below the real value across nominal.

Yeah. I mean, there's optimism that he will be back for like, okay. Yeah. This is nothing. Yeah. Very engaged. There's optimism. He'll be back for training camp. He's been doing well. This sounds like someone who's on hospice care. It's like he's doing well. Yeah, I don't know. There's no details in that.

And Bede said, one lesson that I learned is to try and stop feeling bad about myself and just live day by day. That does sound like hospice care. This is crazy. He's terminal. Yeah. This is crazy.

We don't know that. I don't know. You don't know that. But this is what I'm saying. The vibes coming from that. Not. Yeah. He's more likely to start the season than Jason Tatum. Sounds like he's like waiting on his great guest to visit. Yeah. He's counting his blessings. Yeah. Well, yeah. I've lived a good long life. What the hell is going on? It's in his did. Is it just what was his actual knee injury? He didn't tear his ACL. That's the other part. He's torn his meniscus like 50 times. This is the longest boo boo ever. That's the bells. He's still have bells. He's no he's a large

guy. He's a big guy. He's a large guy. I'm actually I'm kind of rooting for the Sixers this year. I want to see you do well in basketball. I want all the height. Yeah. No, we have no height. No, all the height. I mean, we started this conversation by saying there's no height. No, there's no. We talked about the Sixers last week on this podcast or two weeks ago. We're talking about them now saying they could be favorites to win the East Max. Yeah. On this show they might be. Dark Horse. Jane Daniels without a doubt top five quarter I think I got the Sixers in the finals next year. You know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna match and double I'm gonna say they're gonna win the finals. They're gonna win a chip. Yeah, they're gonna win the chip. Love it

Yeah, National Sports Podcast Alright, that was your Bradley Beal. Oh, yeah But I do think he'll be a good player for something I'm having a great day. This is I think the boys haven't talked in a while. See, basically to, to, to, uh, go behind the fifth wall, fourth wall, fourth wall, fourth wall, break the fourth wall. We were testing these this morning. We're like, who should we have on the show? And I was like, why don't we just, why don't we just hang out with the boys? We haven't seen each other in 10 days.'s all that's the law. This is the longest we go Because I know we did Wednesday's show, but we only did like 20 30 minutes to start the show

Maybe it was like I think it was like 45. Yeah. Yeah, it was it was longer 75 longer Listen when we get talking we like to hang out, but we hadn't seen each other a long time A lot of national sports by me and hey me Hank and memes had set a line for that episode. Yeah, I actually had a moment. I came back down and my wife was like, I thought you said it was going to be 25 minutes. I was like, well, you know, we get talking and we just like hanging out. By the way, Hank spot on with his with his 75 minutes was his line.

And I think it was like 75 15. I said, Hank doesn't want us to pod I said I'm just we were setting lines Max had 50 minutes. I sent a hundred crying laughing emojis I was like 75 and a half. I started the conversation to be fair before we started the show We I I put Hank and memes in a group chat was like What do we think the number is? Well when the days build up actually this is when someday Very long from now except for the fact that the Takies are coming up in AWLs. You're you're up there and Christian Yellich and Christian Yellich Let's just say 15 years from now when we retire

We should we should not talk for like five years and then see how long if we can break the podcasting record, not talk for 15 years, five years and then try to do a 25 minute episode. Let's see what the first tight episode of the history part show. I think we could, I actually think if we didn't speak for five years, we could do like a month long podcast. We, you know what, we would just build up all the good stuff that we wanted to talk about and just ignore all the bad shit that had happened to all of our teams. All right, my who's back is mascots because you guys see the chiefs mascot retired. Yeah, I did.

Longest tenured mascot in the NFL. Can I just point something out that I listen I get it. He retired 35 years of service. Thank you for your service Great mascot one of the best mascots out there. I didn't like that. They took his head off in the video No, I don't like that at all. They shouldn't have done that. You gotta go out on it for me You go out on your shield. Yeah, and he was doing the same dances, but without the mascot uniform I was like, that's what it looks like. I didn't want to see it. It's like your final act as mascot is to ruin the illusion of the mascot.

Right, right. My four year old son, Chris saw that and he was crying. Disgusting. He thought that the wolf got its head taken off. Also who's back ESPN just fucking up with that Bobby Jenks thing. RIP Bobby Jenks. That was such a stupid tweet for people who missed it.

Bobby Jenks passed away really sad. He had stomach cancer and They were they said Bobby Jenks two-time all-star pitcher for the Chicago White Sox Who's on the roster when the franchise won the 2005 World Series? He closed two of the four wins in the World Series Yeah, he like a final is a big art. It's crazy crazy. But yeah, the Nothing like a big boy closer like Bobby Jenks was that I mean the Pope was a massive fan of his Yeah, Pope was the game Okay, Zack who's back of the week? My who's back of the week is a Brian Steele

criminal defense attorney Brian Steele Late last year. He defeated the state of Georgia and funny will send a way is a Brian Steele, a criminal defense attorney, Brian Steele. Late last year, he defeated the state of Georgia in Fonny Willis and- Wait, wait, wait. He defeated the state of Georgia. Back up. Who is this? Brian Steele is a 34-year practicing defense attorney.

Okay. And he has beat racketeering charges for his clients for the second time this last week. Just late last year, he defeated Fonny Willis in the state of Georgia for Young Thug and the YSO conglomerate. They were wrongfully accused of racketeering charges. Brian still came out on top on this. Again- Wait, Young Thug- Wait, he's Young Thug's lawyer? Yeah.

Yes, he's a defense attorney. Young Thug was exiled from Atlanta, right? That's part of his so part of his uh probation limitations is he can't go to Atlanta unless like his fan a family member sick or death in the family yeah he has to play a concert there like once a year too yeah uh benefit concert like donate all the money to charity that is correct yeah there's something awesome about about being exiled by the way yeah that is like the coolest thing that can happen. So this dude's just a badass lawyer that just keeps getting everyone off? Yes. You got Rico charges and- Oh, you remember this one, Big Cat? He said the thug in young thug stands for truly humble under God. I love that.

Yes, that's correct. This last time he just went up against the feds or the federal government, I apologize, for the same thing. He had a client, Sean Combs was- federal government, I apologize for the same thing. He had a client, Sean Combs was, they were trying him for racketeering as well and Bryan Steele beat that case. So Bryan Steele might just be the greatest defense attorney of all time. Wow.

Lockdown D. Good for him, yes. Yeah, did he was, he got two of the five charges, right? He did catch a couple of them. I also don't condone any charges whatsoever or criminal acts. I just want to say that Brian himself did a great job. As a lawyer. He had a job to do and he did it very well.

Correct. We're not talking about the facts of it. Zach is our chief legal analyst and he's just saying, lawyer to lawyer, great job. Tip of the cap. Right. Right. Okay. Brian Steele.

I mean, his name alone. Solid name. That's a really powerful name Mm-hmm. He's always doing like a great suit, too Yeah, I mean he's a good-looking guy 34 years practicing he kind of seek Kind of look like Maybe a little bit. Oh Epstein he was exonerated too right by Brian Steele. No somebody said today that he was exonerated too, right? By Bryan Steele? No, somebody said today that he was, like, no funny business was happening.

Oh. There was no blackmail. Who was saying this? The Department of Justice said that today. Ah, got it. You just searched Theo Epstein. I do that all the time. I've talked about that on this show that I get. It's a really bad mix though. I do that all the time. I've talked about that on this show that I get

It's a really bad mix Good who's back the week Let's get to our Mount Rushmore PFT. You got an ad before we do Mount Rushmore and then we're gonna finish with little Recap of whatever ever how everyone's week was. Yeah before we get to Mountmore, it's brought to you by our great friends over at Chevy. Chevy, they know you grind all year, early mornings, late nights, fantasy drafts. The hustle mode is always on, but when summer hits, it's time to chill. And Chevy Silverado makes that possible. We're talking towing the boat to the lake, off-roading into the woods like a legend, still having room for the squad and all your gear. Inside

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Good sports town. Yeah, I don't even remember working with her. You gotta lean over the edge. You gotta engage the fans. She did like a TikTok dance for it. She, ah, that's gross. Yeah. Good, good, good boy.

Good boy. That was. Take me Yeah to the gluck Do you think she's embarrassed by that? No, probably not. No Okay, let's do Mount Rushmore Mount Rushmore of Minor embarrassment minor embarrassing moments. Yeah minor embarrassing moments. Ah stay with you. It is Maximum six points PFT and Hank five points Zach and I four points. I believe is Standing okay, so it's it's anyone's game that might be wrong too. It might be five four three I just know that's the right order. Do we know who's up first?

We are We're wearing we're not gonna win this one wait, so you're first then you guys then yeah, then all right, Zach Why are you giving up on this one Max? We're just not prepared and when preparation Is bad. You're not good That's in every weight room every football weight room But yeah our preparation is bad Opportunity me is. Let's have a good preparation. Yeah let's have a good Mount Rushmore. And no there's no bad picks. No no. So we're not on chill week. Yeah no. Yeah no there's no. This is the start of chill. This is this is the start of chill week. First

pick is a public trip and fall. Okay. Good pick. Had it on there. All right. Good, good, good, good, good, good. Nice, nice, nice. Good pick.

Public trick and fall is really good. I think, uh... One, one? Maybe not one, one, but the like curb, tripping over a curb. It's tough. It's tough. Worse. When you actually go onto the ground and people, there's like strangers that have to come over

to you and be like are you okay? Yeah, socks stairs. You see people telling their friends like that guy just yeah, I just fell what's the what's Tripping upstairs might be the worst tripping upstairs is bad upstairs sucks tripping on like a running treadmill Yeah, that's very black guys is always Gets kind of when it's when it's cold out, and it's icy, you get a little bit of a pass. Tripping, like getting at the top of an escalator. Like just the little step.

The smallest step in the world. Tripping when you get out of a cab and break your foot. Yeah, it's a bad one. And then you can't do the Dingers only thing. That's a bad one. And then find out it was actually just walking, you were never in a cab at all. Yeah.

Yeah, no. That happens. That is honestly fine. It happens. Tripping on the last step because you think there's another one. Oh, that. Oh.

I kind of like that feeling. It gives you a little bit of the ball. That's a bad one. It's like a roller coaster. When you know that you're safe, it is a little bit of a cheap thrill. Little cheap. You know, I know it's really embarrassing because when when dogs trip, they get embarrassed to. Yeah, they have that same.

They look at you like, oh, fuck. Yeah. OK. OK. R1 one is going to be. Waving at somebody who it turns out wasn't actually waving at you. Yeah, we we we had this on the list is intercepting someone else's hello. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, that's brutal. Mm-hmm. It's brutal brutal Zack What should we do? We have our whole board

We do have several options right now. What are you thinking? How are we feeling? Uh, I feel good about a two three combo um And also the six is a really strong one that I think is just very I want you to I want you to feel good about these uh Three's good. So three is is embarrassing. Yeah, three's pretty embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay and All right Let's do it.

We'll start with that and then we'll figure it out. Our first one is when you let out a little bit of a fart thinking that it's not going to smell and then it just demolishes the room and it's just the worst because you are like, everyone has those moments. You got a little too much. You got to just kind of basically, it's almost like letting a little bit out of like a tire that's overinflated. Like, I'm not I'm not going to really fart here. I'm just going to leak a little bit to give myself some comfort. And next thing you know, everyone's like, holy shit, what the fuck is that smell? You're trying to get some breathing room.

And then you also have to live with the fact that, you know, if you let the rest out, it's going to be worse. Yeah. And then sometimes a national reporter is sitting next to you. Yes. As you're doing that. Yeah. And then sometimes a national reporter is sitting next to you. Yes. As you're doing that. Yeah. We're just gonna start talking about things that I did. That becomes news. Yes. Yeah, it's a news story. Uh, okay. Relatable. Our second pick is a simple one. It's just fucking up any type of handshake, whether it be

handshake or DAP or hug and you go handshake, just that entire exchange sucks really bad. Yep. We had that too. Yeah. Really, really bad. Especially if it's on camera. Especially if it's on camera.

All right. Our next one, calling your teacher mom. Yeah. I was going to go with that next. So interesting thing. Zach had never heard of this. Really, I guess just didn't do it, because I said it, he's like, what do you mean?

I was like, you don't remember, like, in first grade I called my teacher Mom, and that sucked. I never ripped one of those. Was it ever bad when you do it? It's just embarrassing, it's very embarrassing. Were you homeschooled? No, just public school right there. Okay.

But is she endearing about it when you say Mom? Oh, I think it happens all the time. Yeah, I think the teacher's very understanding. But as a kid, you're like, that's the biggest fuck up I could make. That's not my mom, okay. Yeah. Okay, good pick.

Yeah, we had it. It was just interesting, Zach had never heard of it. All right, you guys are coming back around. Yep. I'm gonna go with staring at someone and they catch you. Mm. Okay. So like. All right, creep.

Yeah. No, but if you're just like looking around a room and then someone sees you looking. Yeah. Well, are you staring at them or you're looking around the room? We had it. I didn't know. Making eye contact from afar with what you mean. I make awkwardly making eye contact with someone with someone from afar. And you're staring at somebody and then they catch you staring at All right, whatever is it more awkward if it's if it's a guy or girl what I wrote was

It's like have you ever like gone up to a girl and you drop your bag and then accidentally you roll a duct tape in Your rope and your knife falls out It's kind of awkward you act like you've never this has never happened It's kind of weird if you're honest First of all you're talking to the guy who wears sunglasses all the time he could yeah, that's true Yeah, so he he's good. He's yeah, he's life hacked life correct. Mm-hmm like this Good pick so the pick was making eye contact I ever I contact with someone from afar like down the hallway And there's just 30 seconds in between being like do I I say hello right now? That's way different. It was. That's

what. Yeah, no, we, we, we, we, I said we had bad preparation. We had bad preparation. You can have that for a, that's a completely different totally different thing that is embarrassing. Whatever. that's an embarrassing what what memes said is a good pick yeah no I we had bad preparation I was reading the first I read the first three words of that of that and didn't and didn't really continue this right I started this with bad preparation you're right bad preparation and and bad whatever. Now I'm in shambles. I'm just gonna start ripping here. Go into the bathroom and you have a bad shake and a little pee stain. Good pick. Had it. Good pick. Pft just never does any of these things over here. I say good pick now. I I felt a tone

That was no tone. You're lashing out. Yeah, you are. I know I'm Next pick having a bad Mount Rushmore performance embarrassing. I had your back with the kidnapping can't relate to that All right our next pick We're gonna be we're gonna go with calling somebody by the wrong name who you've known for way too long. So we were having this debate. I think it's way, Zach and I were actually disagreeing. I think it's way worse when you call, when you're close to the name, but wrong versus way off.

Yep. Like if someone, if someone I know called me Dave, I'd be offended versus like if someone I know called me Paul, I'd be like, dude, that's not even close to my name. Who's named Paul? Yeah, right. But this was, this was, uh, this was Hank's big pick and I think Hank might've had an explanation behind it.

No, I mean, I do it all the time. Uh, even just like, you know, you meet people, we meet a lot of people once or twice. It's acquaintances. And then you see them again and then they know your name and you don't know their name I've gotten very good at like introducing, you know managing that situation by introducing someone else someone else but also like the one I was gonna type is or if you're if you're talking to a girl at a bar and then like 45 minutes later. She's like, what's my name? Yeah, and then you just blank. The, I think more people should wear name tags. I've made all the insurance wear name tags here.

I think just everybody just in general, out in public should have a name tag on. The, it's acquaintances because if I said your, if I said your name right, it's like who, obviously, you know, your brain, like I get my kids names wrong. I call my kids all their other, you know what I mean? But if it's someone that you've met like two or three times, that's the spot where it sucks and it sucks

It's like they should know and and you've met them before you talk to them It's brutal. It's almost worse if you find out your name Yeah Like I feel like such an asshole if you find out that you got the name wrong like after you're done hanging out with them Yeah, and then you think back of all the times you called them the wrong name in that hang. Yep, yep. Bad times. All right, Zach, I think we should go with 13.

That was yours, that was good. I think that's a strong one. And I've been thinking about and laughing to myself about number seven. I think we just go for a home run that might not work. You guys want us to send one? All right, so you say 13, I'll say seven. This is a good pick.

Tasting in the wrong group chat. Yeah. Yeah. That is just so bad winning at 45 day one. Oh yeah. Yeah. That was bad. It's just you can't get over it. You just feel like such and then you try to bury it or you know airplane mode. Yeah. Try anything to try to figure oh haha I was actually talking about this you're just screwed Well now they have the like which is almost even a bigger role the dice is the unsend Yeah, you don't know if they saw it or not. Yeah, and you're like do I unsend this you just assumed? I'm gonna assume they saw and then you're it's even more awkward because it's clearly you you can't play it off. Yeah All right

This one is gonna be I I don't know how it's gonna look, but we have to be true to ourselves. Cause this was the one we talked about the most, I would say, Zach, you and I. We gotta keep it honest. We gotta keep it honest. Cause we were laughing about this one. And we were just like, you can't,

like this is so embarrassing, you can't do it. As a grown man wearing a bike helmet, I think it's so embarrassing. I understand the safety. I wear one. You just can't, you just look like a fucking helmet. I think it's so embarrassing. I like, I understand the safety. I wear one. You just can't, you just look like a fucking fool and you look like an idiot, especially when you get off the bike and you're like that second where you're walking without the bike. If you're on a normal bike, yes. If you're, if they, you know, if they're on the, like

the speed bikes and their bike riders, like whatever. But if you're just like on a, on a mountain bike, like going a mile down the street or the city bikes. Yeah. I'm not talking about the Lance Armstrong weekend warriors. I'm talking about just a grown regular man, like in a suit, in regular clothes, wearing a bike. I think if you purchase a bike helmet and rent bikes, that's a very embarrassing situation. Yeah. You guys like that? All right. Yeah, we're just, I mean, I, I do wear them because I, I want to be safe, but every time I clip in, I'm like, this fucking looks ridiculous. You have to, but there's no good way to do it. There's no good way to do it. Yeah. And they try to make it like, Oh, look at this cool bike

helmet. And you know, they just looks ridiculous. No, it's really cool. Guardian cat safety. Yeah. Now I have your brain splatter on the concrete That's honestly though. I've I've worn bike helmets that I would probably prefer my blame. Yeah, he splattered Alright Hank. I just highlighted what I think the last one should be let's go boys Yep. Yeah, I like it. All right last one Like it coming fast. Mmm coming really too fast. That's true coming way too fast Yeah, yeah, because you there's no explanation for it. You can't you can't pretend that it didn't happen No, you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. No, you can't pretend it was a good experience

No, no, you can't unring that bill. Well for you it was yeah, but like sometimes you like Oh, yeah, like, you know, whatever like but you liked it when you can Fake yourself like yeah, you know, you had some good moments, too. Yeah. No, no when it's yeah. No, no It's not fun. Not fun at all. No Especially when it happens when you're just like staring at a chick like 50 feet away And then she's like, you know, she's gonna tell her friends and the cops and not next thing you know you're coming to yeah Okay Yeah, whatever

What do you think about coming too fast I? I Can't relate I don't want to talk about it Don't want to talk about it Normalize it this is a lot. This is the last pick of the draft here No, it is from yeah the evolution evolutionary standpoint. Yeah, it's a genetic advantage to come really fat Yeah, get more chicks pregnant. Yeah, yeah, okay last pick just really bad pit stains. Oh Good one I'm surprised

Zipper down wasn't picked zipper was on a camera light on your phone. Yeah, that's we had that on. Oh, fuck. Have your camera light on socks. I also said phone. This doesn't happen to me, but I feel embarrassment for other people when your phone ringer goes off in a quiet room. Yeah. Yeah. Like at a wedding, if your phone ringer goes off in a quiet room. Like at a wedding, if your phone ringer goes off, that's gotta be the most embarrassing thing ever. Yeah. Like your alarm goes off at a very weird time.

Yes. Who's setting an alarm for? Zach and I had a few that we wanted to just feel out what you guys thought. Cause it's kind of similar to the, we had almost like a, as a grown man category where bike helmets was the strongest one. But the other ones we had almost like a as a grown man category where bike helmets was the strongest one but the other ones we had in that category were uh just drinking from straws i i like straws sometimes

okay i do too but it's a little embarrassing eating a corn dog i'll do that i do drink from straws more often in the privacy of my own. Correct, correct. I think drinking from straw, if it has the lid for the straw, it's fine. If you're drinking from a straw of like an open cup, that's embarrassing. Fast food cups, always straws. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to have a straw.

Yeah, you have to. Trying to drink out of it without a straw is ridiculous. Of course, of course. And then the other one that maybe will be called misogynistic. I don't know I'm always just a little bit embarrassed as a grown man when I have to shake a woman's hand. I just it feels weird Yeah, that's that's that's fair. Yeah, or like when yeah when you meet when you're meeting Guys and girls. Yeah, and you've never met the girl. It's like, I'm not hugging you, but I'm going to shake your hand. This is weird. We don't, like, I'm not talking about business setting.

I'm talking about like informal kind of setting. You know what I mean? I always say, I always like, I also feel awkward about it, but I'll just be like, all right, nice firm handshake. I'll say it like out loud because I don't know. That makes it way worse. No, it makes it better. Staring right in the eye and shake your head. I do that I put you out to do when you shake someone's hand a lot of times I'll do the handshake guy handshake guy and then just like a Meek little hello to the woman. I think the staring is gonna play I think

If you get caught staying like getting caught staring is a thing like no like yeah Sometimes you sometimes you're working out and like yeah, it's sometimes you sometimes You're working out and like yeah, there's a really hot. I don't go to public gyms Come on now. Oh, we had we Zack go ahead Zack working out. It's pretty rough, too Yeah running as far as embarrassments go running What now just running a grown man sprinting is embarrassed? It's very embarrassing when we do this hot dog thing I already thought about you guys watching me run. Oh yeah, oh yeah.

We had getting crossed up in basketball. Oh, Pug. We had a, we, Pug. Pug did get crossed up. When you get crossed up and it's on tape. Yeah. We had, I forgot we should have done this one. I think that it's getting hit in the head with a ball no

matter how it happens is always embarrassing. Like I'm saying you can be playing catch, it hits you in the head. That's very embarrassing. But even when we're playing hoops out here and like everyone's shooting around and you're not even looking and the ball hits you in the back of the head, you're embarrassed. I think the person who's shooting is more embarrassed. Oh never. Oh, I I feel no horrendous. No, you're you're a bad guy You're no, you're a bad shooter. What if you just like brick it? No, but sometimes it's not even that like it Even if you like hit the side of the rim you miss it. I always feel bad You're a bad shooter. You've never missed a shot I don't miss that badly if you can literally hit it off of the side of the rim and it can bounce

That's just the bounce of the ball, baby. Yeah, but then you still feel bad I think you're missing the whole rim and then you should feel bad. I missed the whole rim. I'd feel bad like you you You are not You're acting like you're fucking Steph Curry. I'm not as I'm not shooting air balls and hitting people. I never said air ball I think that's what's happening This is I think that's what's happening. This is, this is a crazy deflection that you're doing here. Do you feel embarrassed when you shoot a real shot that has a real bounce and you hit someone in the head? I feel bad. No, no. But I feel

bad. I shouldn't have been standing there. If I get hit in the head I feel embarrassed. I think you gotta have your head on a swivel. You guys are mean. No, you're a bad shooter. If it's an air a bad shooter I don't yes I never said airball but that's really what we're talking I agree airball back you are just creating a scenario I never said because it doesn't make sense when you're shy around if you have a regular shot that hits the rim and hits someone in the head I don't feel I'm not like oh my god I'm embarrassed for that what if you swish it and it hits their head? I would still feel bad.

That's crazy. That's crazy. It's like you're standing under the hoop. Yeah, I feel good. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. If I had a wild shot that was like not even close to hit someone the head, I would feel bad.

I guess you're still like hitting someone in the head. I don't I don't know. Maybe it's maybe embarrass is the wrong word. It's more like. All right. What else we got? awkwardly Walking faster than the person in front of you on the sidewalk and then you have to like speed up to pass them Oh, yeah, or if it's a girl and you have to go, you know or just a street

Say on your left. Yeah That's great Gotta let him know that you're there. You don't you don't surprise him The yeah, or the face-to-face You go one way hallway. I am an all-time bad guy at that. Yeah, I don't know what it is about me But I I hit on such a high percentage of those where I go the same way same way. Mm-hmm switch something up I had a Stream missing in a slow pitch softball game. Yeah. Yeah, we had that so bad and also on the tee

Yeah, that's bad. I wouldn't know Beast I didn't say I didn't say it was you I Didn't say was you forgetting a wedge a few holes back No But crack That's all big but

I thought about it, but then because that's that's not even true anymore like I don't even get embarrassed about it It's just I used to get very embarrassed about it. Yeah, what about my fucking ass? Why? What about saying see you later, and then you guys both go in the same direction? Oh? That's more awkward. I think than embarrassing Yeah, or walking the wrong direction and having to realize you have to turn around Yeah, like in front of people or like have a good flight. Thanks you too. Yeah Checking yeah, I had thinking Cale Williams entering the best situation rookie quarterback has ever had that's embarrassing moment pretty embarrassing car breaking down causing the entire city of Chicago to

ever had. That's embarrassing. Pretty embarrassing. Car breaking down, causing the entire city of Chicago. Pretty embarrassing. I would call that a little embarrassing moment. Yeah, that's a big, embarrassing, big, embarrassing. Uh, thank head for getting your keys in your apartment. You're like, like getting down to your car. You're like, ah, fuck. Yeah. My keys are upstairs. Yeah. You talked me off that one. Yeah. That was a you talk me off that one Yeah, that was a good one like you know what's a good one that I'm not saying it's you but like Once or twice a year Sleeping into like 1 p.m.. And having all your friends think you're dead Yeah, no super embarrassing Probably had fun though about getting to know once a year yeah

Probably had fun though. What about getting demoted once a year? Yeah. What about getting demoted as your fantasy team owner? Oh yeah. That's pretty embarrassing. Just getting demoted. Yeah. Yeah, demoted, yeah.

Yeah, just fire you. Fire you. Like what are you doing? Getting pipped. Yeah. Food stuck in your teeth. Sneeze fart. Sneeze fart.

Oh, Zach, you had a good one. Wearing a sticker on your hat for an entire day and no one telling you. The fast food one, Zach. Embarrassing, you know, like fast casual workers, if they know your order, like if the gas station employee knows what cigarettes you're there to get, they're like, oh, hey, good to see you again. They're like, always bad. Yeah, them having it. What other ones did you have, Zach? Card declining at the gas station, you're buying a Danish or a soda. That's always kind of rough.

One time I went into a gas station in college and the guy behind the counter just looked at me and said, let me guess, magnums? Oh! And it was the coolest I've ever felt in my life. That's pretty good. I don't know, I just wanted to tell that story. Oh, that is sick.

Don't really have anything to do with what we're talking about. Were you getting magnums? No, oh no. I think I was getting like melatonin. That guy probably said that to every guy that walked in. Yeah, probably. Probably said like 20 times.

I still think about it. It was like 10 years ago. The other grown man, as a grown man, non-airport situation, but as a grown man, just wearing a backpack. I think that's kind of embarrassing. I do it and I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed by it.

One other one like that that makes no sense but makes sense to me is holding an umbrella. Yep. Yep. Even though like it's obviously way better than being wet. Correct. There's something about holding an umbrella that sucks. Correct.

Correct. Using sunscreen. Yeah. I also had travel related when you get on a flight and all the overhead storage is full. So you have to go like four rows back to put your bag up. And then when you get off, having to basically hold everyone up to be like,

can I get my bag? I hate that moment. I fucking hate that. Yeah, it's pretty bad. It's so, you just hope that someone's gonna help you and grab it for you asking someone to put sunscreen on your back. Oh That that's that can be tough just putting on sunscreen. Yeah. Yeah, it's embarrassing Especially if if you like have to ask one of your your friends with boys. Yeah, one of your boys We should do that for chill week. Well, so anyone could ask me. I'll do it. I'll do it. I won't wear

Saying I love you by mistake to somebody. Yep, Zach, you had that as well. Yeah. That you don't actually love. Yeah. Or you don't love yet. Uh, getting out of a pool without using the stairs. I just always, this is more of a personal. I had a fight. I talked about, I was at a pool two days ago and I was like, I have one problem with my pool here. There's no step. Yeah. Have to use the, the, the ladder. Yeah. I ladder sucks. I did it. my pool here. There's no steps. You have to use the ladder. The ladder sucks. I did it. There's no good angles for a big hike

coming in or out of a ladder. I did it once over vacation. And then for the rest of vacation, I just put a chair with a towel next to the stairs. So I would just walk up the stairs and grab a towel. And mind you, this is in front of my family, but I'm still embarrassed. They don't need to the stairs. So I would just walk up the stairs and grab a towel. And mind you, this is in front of my family, but I'm still embarrassed. They don't need to see this.

Chicago pools are also so packed all the time. That's not- Yeah, too many people. Too many people. Tying your shoes? Yes. Tying your shoes is embarrassing. It is embarrassing.

Getting an ultrasound on your testicles from a stranger. Oh yeah. That's pretty embarrassing. That is. That is very embarrassing. Not getting a wave back. Zach also had falling in the shower. How often does that happen? Still pretty embarrassing. Like going down way. Nothing worse. Going on a DL. Yeah. How often do you fall in the shower? Not often at all, but a couple times it's happened and I'm just like, this is the worst day ever.

You go down hard. Yeah. Yeah. Dangerous. Oh, one that we missed the, I don't know if this happens to you guys, but when you're just agreeing with someone and you're having conversations,

be like, oh, you've seen this show, and then you say yes, and then they're like, oh, what was your favorite part or something? They ask you to, and you're just like, fuck. Getting caught in a white lie. Yeah, like the most innocuous, you're just trying to get out of the conversation.

You're just agreeing, and then you're just fucked. Or similar, when you can't hear someone, you ask them to repeat themselves multiple times, that sucks. Sucks. Zach, what other ones do you have? I got a accidental Instagram like. Yep, okay, yeah, that's good one kind of rough

It can happen to anyone perfect booties Bron he did that that was about to just getting caught like in too many too many ass picks on Instagram I go that's always bad. You got a foot in zone. Yeah, what was that was that? Oh? Oh It's a podcast means he's just pointing You have to guess who he was pointing at yeah Strangers house Terrible Scott Boris is off and cheating on a plane. Yeah, I don't do it

I bet there has been a moment where it was an emergency and it's not good pushing on a pole door Oh, yeah, Hank had that socks Socks you feel like such a fucking idiot the doors here were like hard What the car for I guess you were you know the conference room doors here? I get it wrong every time Actually, I do that. I get my own office door wrong. Yeah, so yeah, I know what you're saying. It sucks All right, any other ones good mount rushmore really good mount rushmore Great job max. Uh, zach Did you have any other ones you guys ever like get food as a group and then like you're at the table and you have?

Like similar items, but maybe like you're going no No onion and I went like no lettuce and then you take a bite of the wrong one before don't like you're the guy who? Bit ate the other guys order on accident. Yeah, and you ate it too fast. Yeah, I've done that before. And I was like, oh, now there's no going back here. Yeah. Have you guys ever done this one? You order dinner, like your main dinner from one restaurant,

and then you order a side of something else that you like from a different restaurant. And then both the delivery guys show up at the same time at your door. Yeah. And they get confused. Yeah. And then they look at each other like, oh, this guy's

just really unhealthy. Yep. Yep. Stuff. Yeah. Yep, yep. It's tough. Yeah, that's bad. Also just minor embarrassment when you're, like when you don't see someone in like a crosswalk or something.

It's like, when it's basically your fault. Yeah. Like anything on the road that's clearly your fault, you're just sitting there like, yeah, that's my bad. You just gotta take it. Like, whoops. You get on it. Sorry about that Okay, good job guys. Come out rush war. I like it Hank. Good work. Good work Staring is gonna play

We'll see what's the actual phrasing it's gonna be I don't know okay Someone catches that you staring at them across the room. Yeah Getting caught staring at someone Are we good at that? You act like Everyone you could be like looking at someone's shirt and and then there would be like are you staring at me? And then it's like fuck that person thing like I'll be like You what did you say

No, no, I was gonna make a make a joke but you act like this has never happened what I know what type of shirt I don't know sometimes shirts have like no so it's shirts I'd like sayings on a tight shirt you shirts have words you can be reading so I'm saying I'm talking about a guy oh a guy that was staring against you guys are the ones who are making this sexual. I was making it just about murder murder yeah You are the one who wears sunglasses every single day of your life. They can't already made that I know yeah, so like you This is your podcast didn't just skip backwards you staring at me max

Yes, I'm having a conversation must be very embarrassed That's not you Italian Pft. Have you ever let how'd you do in Mount Rushmore last year? How are your picks? I did not come in last Thanks for asking yeah, I can't last and I did the punishment. Did you come in first? I didn't come in first no I did Alright, so that's maybe that's fun. We'll see it see. We'll see. We'll see who wins this poll. That's the beauty of the poll. Yeah. Yeah. And most of the time I fucking win. So I like them apples. I do think staring to go to play. Yeah. Oh, all right. But it was just funny

because the thing that meme said was way better. Yeah, no, I read the first. Cause when you see someone 50 feet away and you're like, have to do the entire walk up. Yeah, that, that sucks. Did you think about putting meatballs on the list? When you don't have enough meatballs aren't big enough. When Nona's meatballs are cold. Yeah. All right. Uh, let's do,'s do our last ad and then we'll finish up the show. Talk a little vacation and do our numbers. Yeah. Before we get back to the show, it's brought to you by Fruit of the Loom. Fruit of the Loom delivers legendary comfort and iconic style that you can trust.

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Promo code take 20% off. Okay. Oh, all the boys are filing in. How is everyone? Hank, I really just wanna know. I really have two questions about vacation. One is how'd you golf? And two, Zach, how was your first time going back to your family after being a public figure? So whoever wants to go first?

I got off pretty well. I had a good balance I got to see you know got to see some family hang on my nieces went on my grandpa mom dad Went fishing spent some you know spent some time on the boat on the ocean. Yeah, nice fish stripe is you're really good I want I want to catch tuna. I've Learned I've learned how hard it is to catch a tuna, and it's on my big board Yeah, what was the fish that those guys in Boston saw that was like holy fuck dude look at this fucking thing You know those math. Yeah, I'm a bit of a shock was that a wiki was that shot was a lobster Oh, no, it was a is it was a sunfish might have a sunfish

Yeah, those things are awesome. But yeah, hank. I saw the picture you holding up your catch. It looked awesome Looks sick fishing fishing's fun. I used to I used to give my friends a lot of heat because I was like I don't understand it. But after we did that we did that video, uh For bar slot doors, I got I got the itch. Yeah, when is that coming out? I don't know july. I'm probably soon. We're in july Um, yeah. So sometime this month, how's any woodhead looking? If anyone has good, we big cat needs to send some stuff to what do I have to do? You, you know exactly what you need to do. I don't send it. I don't do again. I will remind you again. No, you need to do, you need to send it to me when I have a pen and paper and a

passport and like some proof of yes. But I,par I should have just bought the other one that I saw online that looked exactly like Vanny You guys could keep asking me and they did you remember the one I said that was really a clone of Vanny It looks so good clean Vanny I'm so sick of this. You need to send like two pictures. But does it actually work? I think so You have you done. Yes. Yes. Yes Mike. Yes. But there's still holes in the fucking van. You haven't seen the van. But you just said. My guy Mike has been doing work on the van. I'm not disparaging Mike. Hank you literally said it might work and then you changed your mind and said yes, definitely.

Well yeah. What happened there? Once Big Cat sends the paperwork, we're going to find out. Oh my god. Okay. All right then I'll do the paperwork. Definitely we're gonna find out okay. Well, all right, then I'll do the paper. Definitely. We're going to find out Golf well got to go with big cat Zach remind me to do the paperwork when we come back to Chicago It's great. Okay. Yeah, our golf in Michigan was fun. What a good time. It's a good time Well, I love Michigan. Yeah, I'm a pure Michigan. Yes. Yeah Blueberries up there beautiful nice boobs

I'll appear Michigan. Yeah Blueberries up there beautiful nice blues Zack answer my question Yes, sir was this was your first time going back home after becoming a public figure. What was the reception like? This was my first time Going home since I'm moving up here The recession was great, you know Spend a lot of time my family was nice You know

It's you takes you take the time for granted sometimes then you step away and come back to and it's like oh my god I missed this so with my family was nice. You know, it's you takes you take time for granted sometimes Then you step away and come back to and it's like oh my god missed us so much. This was lovely Mm-hmm. Oh, no, you're talking about the show or go no. Oh, I was talking about my see my parents again. Okay? Yeah But they make you feel like I want to just come back So what you say did you feel like why don't I just move back to Florida? Oh, no, I didn't do that but uh, No, I didn't I didn't think that Yeah, they call it homesick Homesick yeah, so it's nice to cure the homesickness a little have a whole cook meal. I did my mom made several home-cooked meals I eat way too much. I went into the week dieting left the week never dieting even a little bit

I went into the week dieting left the week never dieting even a little bit July 4th. Yeah, that's a crazy thing. What was the best meal that she cooked best meal that she cooked would probably have to be We did a little baked chicken quarters string beans mac and cheese nice love that what uh and so your mom listens to the show My mom does consume a lot of the shows now. She never did but now she does in what word Do you have any questions or anything? She was she was curious what we were ranking the other day letter of M's. She's like what about him and then it did come Up at dinner. She's like so Zach. What's a dinger? Okay, so just stuff like that where she's trying she but she's over consuming. What did you think about Dungeons and Dragons?

She let me know that I did terrible on costumes I Think her quote was yeah, you fucked that up We're working on that yeah Could be a redempt if you guys allow yeah, oh yeah big time sure everyone else had a good week. I love it. We're working on that. Yeah. Yeah. Could be a redempt, if you guys allow. Yeah. Oh yeah. Big time redempt. For sure. Everyone else had a good week? I had a good week.

Yeah. I took a bunch of back shots. Acupuncture. Nice. That's what they call it. I have a confession to make. What? That I'm also not proud of.

I played a lot of pickleball over the week. Ugh. Okay. You get roped into that? No. It was just with the boys McCarthy Tom lay Pickle ball at work. It was pickle ball is yeah, very fun to play. It's kind of embarrassing Yeah, say yes exactly. It is fun when you're actually playing it. It's the worst sport in the world to watch

Yeah, I just don't like how there's there's a small group of rich people that are telling America like you watch pickleball now on TV Yeah, that's a thing that we're gonna do. I'm but it is when you actually get pickleball. It is fun I kind of went into it like reluctantly like they needed a fourth and McCarthy was like, hey come play some pickleball And I was like, okay But then by the end of it we were like we didn't want to stop we we Extend we run it an hour court for an hour. We extended it You don't have to be you know, yeah, you don't have to be that athletic You don't have to like, you know your body you're gonna be like dead tired after playing pickle

No, but it still makes you feel like you did something like you're doing something. I guess Yeah, I played it like twice and I hated it both times It's not it's not bad to play but the whole act of like getting the racket Reserving the court. I didn't do any of that. Driving to the pickleball court is embarrassing. I've also never done it, but I feel like it's a good like couples like it can be, you know, coed. It's not that much of a skill gap. If we're talking about athletics, there was a moment that I'm maybe not super proud of, but my kids were playing on the trampoline in the house I rented and I lowered the hoop to eight and a half and just fucking yammed

for like 30 minutes. Don't get sick. That's awesome. But just wasn't watching my kids, like trampolines are kind of dangerous. Oh, I thought you were talking about like the pool. Like the basket, like the pool. No, there was a court and then a trampoline next to it.

And they were in the trampoline. And I was supposed to be watching them. And I was just fucking throwing down. But you should have seen some of the that and I was just fucking throwing down. You should have seen some of the dunks I was throwing down dude. It felt so awesome. I had the boys from Hard Factor came up, stayed with me and then Pug came over on the 4th of July. Pug is a big cigar guy. So Pug brought, how many cigars did you bring out Pug? I didn't know that about you Pug. Yeah, he brought like seven or eight. He hit up the group chat. He was like,

I'm bringing cigars. and I was like, oh hell Yeah, I'm excited about that. You ever pull Clinton. I Don't know what does that mean put a cigar in a pussy? No, okay, the cigars were good though the people enjoyed the cigars cigars rocked it was a good time I love cigar Rocked it was a good time. I love cigar NASCAR was awesome the 99 driver did not do great which was tough, but it was a good time good vibes I might be a NASCAR guy now. Well, they did the street race this year. It wasn't rained out. Yeah, I saw the clouds I was like, oh, yep. I was thinking come I started to downpour like right after the race ended. Oh

timing hell yes pug Alright everyone everyone else Come I started to downpour like right after the race ended. Oh, well, I mean hell. Yes pug Alright everyone everyone else Memes you had a good know you were sick Got sick knees cough right in my mouth Now is it that's all she wrote you but got caught up on the office. So My work. We were caught up on the off got caught re caught back up Recaught back up on those going again. I'm like me me me me me me me. Oh so many memes And see the all-time gift show right yeah, did you make any?

Like did you did you actually mentally we were watching were you like all right? This is a meme Oh, you found new ones. Yeah, you find new one. What's the best one you found? There's bunch in season six. I don't know. Follow the part of my take count. Okay. They will be posted. There's a good clip there.

Oh, I'm so excited for this. There we go. You just, you reloaded the clip. Yeah, I've got like three years worth in there. Didn't we do that? I feel like maybe the first year part of my take, we got really high on the RV and then we drove Watching SpongeBob trying to find new SpongeBob memes. Yeah. Yeah, that was on the way to Atlanta, Atlanta

It was it was with it was us. Well Kate in Rome Rob did not like us smoking on the bus or watching Sponger. He ran away smoking on the bus or watching Spong or he ran away. Yeah. Yeah, I got so high that Larry, the bus driver, like put me into like a mental crisis. Yeah. He like had a conversation with me. I was so high. I like had a nervous breakdown. Had to go back to my hotel room. He'll do that.

Numbers. Three. Fuck. 33. I got to say it was so nice going away for a week and knowing that we had already taped all the numbers, there was no chance you could get it. Like, it felt good. What do you say, Max? I mean, that's never. Are you worried about him never getting it?

That's kind of what you're alluding to. That's true. That's true. Three, what'd you say? 33. 21. Neeth almost said 99. He was looking at Pug.

What? That's Shane's number. Right in Shane's face. I'm gonna go 73. 99 Pug. Six. 16 16 21 LT jet 85 gates We're off to Tahoe

Monday, so we'll have some content coming up. We're gonna do a couple videos But now we're gonna figure out how to eat a hot dog and run off also. I'm excited Do we have a drone? We bring a drone. Yeah, should we all saw the drone shot of us running a hundred yards gonna be awesome Should we be wearing a hot dog outfit? We could I think ideally Zack can you can you get on that? Zack that's literally just finding a hot dog outfit one. Are we each need we need no One or we each need we need no we traded

Yeah Yeah, just you want to go first a hundred yards yeah meters What is gonna be hot and someone's gonna be how much house how disgusting good? I'm yeah, you and you're gonna be you make a hot dog thing and Damage and and you're gonna be eating a hot dog to the hot dog smells gonna get in there Zach how would you say you run poorly okay I was in there number again we're six 33 73 well 16 85 85 99 What do you mean sir? 21 97 97

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