Pardon My Take - The Bucks Are NBA Champs, Collin Morikawa Joins The Show + Bezos & Guys on Chicks

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

The Milwaukee Bucks are NBA Champs. Giannis has an all time legendary performance and we break down Game 6. Chris Paul comes up short again and the Bucks are a super likeable champion (00:03:04 - 00:24:21). Hot Seat Cool Throne including Jeff Bezos taking his cock rocket to space (00:24:21 - 00:52:07). Open Champion Collin Morikawa joins the show to talk about his second major victory Sunday, the guy who put a fart machine at the 18th tee box, and taking the trophy home on Commercial (00:52:07 - 01:17:56). We finish with guys on chicks and billy's recap.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, the Milwaukee Bucks are your NBA champions. We talk about Game 6, an all-time historic performance from Giannis, just incredible to watch. We're going to talk about the entire game, Chris Paul and the Suns, everything. We also have Hatsi Kulturon.

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Welcome to part of my take brought to you by our friends at Cross Country Mortgage. Go to crosscountrymortgage.com slash Barstool right now. Today is Wednesday, July 21st, and the Milwaukee Bucks are your NBA champions. We just watched an all-time, all-time performance from Yanis and the Bucks, they're champions. And I think it was one of the top three or four game six performances of all time. You know what some of the others are. So obviously, Michael Jordan would be one. The other would be LeBron James against the San Antonio Spurs.

That's the game where they actually got that meme from with LeBron putting his face down looking like ready for action. Yeah. Yanis's game tonight was better than both those. That, I mean, it was 50 points in a clincher. The last time it happened was 1958. He had 50 points, 14 rebounds, five blocks. He was all over the place.

He was possessed. There was, like, as much as in game five, we talked about how the big three, four Milwaukee stepped up and Drew Holiday and Chris Middleton were phenomenal. They didn't have it tonight offensively. Yanis had to basically do it all himself, and he did it. And it's just, I don't really know, like, it's very rare that we have these type of moments in sports where you have a guy that is kind of universally loved. Like, people just love this guy because he's such an incredible story.

I was just watching a clip before we started. Yanis, like, I think it was probably 2011, 2012. He was like, yeah, I just started playing basketball in 2008. He's 26 years old. He's been playing basketball for less than half of his life. He just won the NBA title. He just put in probably the greatest clinching performance of all time. He was insane all series.

He had three games that were more than 40 points. I have a stat for you as well. So he averaged 35, 13, and five in this game, in this series. Insane. He's the first player ever to average 30, 10, and five on 60% shooting in a final series. First time ever. And just, just throw this in there. He basically broke his knee, like, three weeks ago.

He's not human. That was, while we were watching it, we were all saying that, sitting there and being like, this is something we may never see again. This is, when you know that you're watching history during the game, it's, it's just special. And on top of all that, we got some free tacos. Well, free tacos is a big storyline. That's why everybody in America was rooting for Yanis tonight. I mean, it is kind of crazy looking back at his life.

I think when he was 11 years old, he was selling bootleg shirts, CDs, and DVDs on the street. That's what his job was. And now he is, I think we could, we could have the torch discussion, whether or not the torch has been passed. I feel like that's not even the correct discussion to have. I feel like we should have a crown discussion. I think, I think the crown is now Yanis' I think that it's no longer King James. I think it's King Yanis.

Ooh. Okay. I mean, this was. And when Yanis is cooking like that, there's, there's nobody that can stop him. The problem wasn't just like finding somebody that could defend against Yanis. The problem was almost like you can't find somebody that's strong enough to foul Yanis. He did everything. That picture where he's gained like 50 pounds in seven years was insane.

Like it was a different person. And like seven inches. In seven inches. I don't know how. Yeah. He just grew and grew and grew. But yeah, the backstory of Yanis is exceptional. They were sharing the story as a rookie.

He sent all his money back to Greece to his family. And there was a story that he sent all his money Western Union to Greece and he didn't have enough money to get a cab to the game. And a random like stranger in Milwaukee picked him up was like, aren't you on the box? And was like, thank you so much. Like please get me to the game. That's the kind of guy like that's the story we have with Yanis. And then the story in the landscape of today's NBA is just as incredible because we talked

about this last show, but when Yanis was like, okay, this guy is special. All anyone talked about. He wins MVP's. All anyone talked about was can't wait till he's on the Lakers or the heat or wherever he goes. No, he decides to stay. He stays. They make the necessary moves around them.

It's the antithesis of everything we've seen in the NBA in the last 10 years. I'm not gonna, it's not, I'm not doing like a big indictment on super teams, but it's okay to say Yanis stayed in a small market and he won for the city of Milwaukee and it should be applauded. And it's a special story. I'm going to put this out there. It's good for the game. It is.

Yanis is good for the game. The Bucks winning is good for the game. Oh yeah. Also, he somehow figured out how to shoot free throws. Yeah. That was incredible tonight. 11 for 19 from the free throw line tonight. No idea how that even happened.

I'm actually happy he missed that last one because 50 on the spot is so much better than 51. I'm never gonna forget that. Yeah. One day it's going to be a trivia question. Yep. I remember exactly where I was and who had those 50 points. I don't know how you just all of a sudden flip the switch and you're like, I'm an elite

free throw shooter tonight. He was in the zone all night. I don't, I don't know how it's even, my best guess is that somebody just did the old drill with him where it's like, look, two balls can fit through the hoop at the same time. Yeah. Oh my God. That's crazy. Really?

This is what you want though out of your all time players is to have these moments where it's like, okay, the trophies in the stadium, their champagne on ice, you know that second quarter was abysmal. Can you dig deep, find a way and like just will yourself and will your team to a championship and that's exactly what we did. That's like, if you watch that game, there's nothing else to say besides, Giannis willed them to a title tonight and it was 65,000 people outside the stadium. That was insane.

It was such fucking fans rule, man. You know what I want to do? Like my dream scenario is if I get enough money, I start getting older. I would just want to fly to every single town that's celebrating a championship. Yeah. Just like overnight, just like at the end of the day or at the end of the game, pick which city I'm going to goes the same like college football Saturday. There's a big upset going on.

Like when Appalachian State was being in Michigan, I'm going to fly to Boone, North Carolina that night and just party. Party. Yeah. You know who the biggest loser of the night is? Who? Devon Booker has to get on a flight to Tokyo with Drew Holiday and Chris Milton tomorrow. You mean Lauren Holiday's husband.

Wow. By the way, Drew Holiday, this kind of shocked me. He actually led the finals in plus minus with plus 159, or no, sorry, oh, it was the whole playoffs plus 159 these playoffs for the box. He was his, his shot was not there tonight, but his defense, that just speaks to how good his defense has been all series, all playoffs. And again, it goes back to them making that decision of like, let's go get a guy, let's trade a bunch of pieces.

People criticize it at times, but it got you a title and flags fly forever. It doesn't matter. Like every, Giannis was doubted many times by me, by everyone here and he proved everyone wrong. And they went a fucking title. It was just incredible. I got another question about the tacos. Is that one of these situations where you have to wait a month and remember the date

or the tacos there for me tomorrow? I'm not sure. Jake, can you figure that out? Find that out. Figure out, do some taco mass. Some other crazy, honest, that's that is the seventh player in NBA history at 50 points in the finals. The last two to do it were LeBron James and Michael Jordan.

Pretty good company for a guy. Pretty good company for a guy who's 26 years old. So at the age of 26, LeBron James, two MVP, zero titles, Giannis, two MVP, one title and a defensive player of the year, which the, I think I saw that stat too, that the only players to win multiple MVPs, deep defensive player of the year, final MVP is Michael Jordan and Giannis. Wow. That's it.

And the, I know that everyone's going to go old takes exposed with a lot of tweets because you can do it forever. I think it's kind of lame at the end of the day because like everyone has bad opinions, but I do have to just say it was, it's very funny because people were retweeting the bucks announcing their pick in 2013 on Twitter and it says, with the 15th selection in the 2013 NBA draft of Milwaukee bucks, select Giannis onto the Cumpo hashtag bucks draft. The first reply is what who, I can't even say this fricking guy's name. Hashtag bench warmer hashtag not a star hashtag I quit hashtag what WTF hashtag mediocrity

hashtag nine seed bucks. I just, I always respect anyone who uses that many hashtags. And then the second one was way to reach with that pick should have taken Larkin talking about Shane Larkin. Yeah. That's the exact, been Rock, Rotlet, Rovis nice pick hour. I just, you could really old takes as well as like I said, is everyone's got them. But when you have that many hashtags, you, you do need to shout out, so shout out that

guy. Hashtag almost sounds like it sounds like that was a time traveler doing satire. Yeah. Like somebody that, that flew back from tonight. Nope. To make that tweet, to make us all laugh in the feed. It couldn't have been better. Juan Solo is his name on Twitter.

Hashtag bench warmer hashtag not a star hashtag I quit hashtag wait, what's his name on Twitter? It's GZ underscore ACG. So GZ. G E E Z Y. I'm sorry. I've got the taco information tomorrow, Thursday, July 22nd in all day in store online or in the app of free flaming hot Doritos Locos. Well, we have to do it.

I'm on a diet, but you have to do it for Yanis. Also, I feel like it should be the end of this podcast intentionally mispronouncing Yanis his name. I switched it up tonight. Yeah. It's Yanis. Hank. I pronounced him correctly.

Me too. He does. Every time I drive. Did that bother you, Jake? It did. You were good. Yeah. But Hank and PFT would purposely just go all over the place.

I think we would go on. Giannis. Yeah. No, it's Giannis. It's Giannis. I'm not going to. He earned his name tonight. I'm not going to do the last name just because I'm going to screw it up even if I know how

to pronounce it. Oh, I got it now. That's a to come. No. No. That's a to come. Nope. It's okay.

That's why I'm not. Wait, I read it. I read it when I was reading it. I just read it correctly just now. Giannis Anta could now and now I'm in my own head. You know what? I said it right the first time. Anta da cumbo.

You know what? As far as I'm concerned. That was a B there, not a P. He's King G. King G. I mean, it's just, I know that I'm just repeating myself, but it bears repeating. When you watch something like that, it's why we watch sports. It was just, it's fucking incredibly so likeable.

And Chris Middleton, I think he was bleeding out of his eye. He was bad tonight, but it doesn't matter because he carried them many times throughout the playoffs. Frank Minsky did all he could. Frank Minsky game gets is, is a footnote in history, but man, you got to think that series goes differently if they give Frank major minutes and Chris Paul protector through and through to the bitter end Chris Paul. So we should talk about Chris Paul.

So I mean, LeBron did tweet two down two to go and they didn't win another game. I, I mean, that was, I don't know. But it, I know that there'll be people like, Hey, Chris Paul, all time player, like Hall of Famer, like this was, this will define his legacy, whether you want it to or not, it will. He came up short. Oh, look at Monty Williams doing a little coach case in the, uh, posing locker room. Is he congratulating?

Well, that's not the coach. Is he teaching them a lesson? But, uh, Boudin holes are going into the sun's locker room after winning. I could actually see Boud doing that because he just gives off big step dad vibes. Yeah. Shout out to him, by the way, because he's, he's been fired by the NBA media like 75 times. He just keeps showing up to work.

And he just, yeah. And even at the end, like, I, I know that's what he wore during the game, but him doing the post game, it was like, wait a dress up, dude, like you look like shit. Yeah. He's, he's always wearing like the, uh, the, the black quarter zip that zipped all the way up into a mock total neck. Yeah. And then he's got the long black pants and then it looks like he's wearing air walks.

Yeah. It definitely looks like he's going to sit down on a chair backwards and be like, what's up sport? Let me wrap it. You guys real quick. It was your decisions. Oh, in the 50 years since the bucks last one, I do, I did have to say the, the one thing that bothered me was the fact that their shirts said two time champs, NBA champs.

That was confusing. I think 50 years, a long time to be like me on the ring, the ring, it makes sense on the t-shirt right after it's a little confusing. I agree. Cause it makes me think like, wait, wait, I've never seen the, it reminds me of how long it's been since they've last, right? Exactly. But man, what a, what a, what a final, what a finals.

That was an awesome final. It was like that was, there were so many iconic moments in the finals and for it to be wrapped up in a legendary game like this by Yannis. It was incredible. I, I had some doubts going into the last couple of series of this playoffs just because everybody did get kind of injured right off the bat. But this delivered, this was an awesome finals filled with incredible moments, mostly from Yannis.

Yeah. Shout out me and Hank knowing when to get off the suns bandwagon after game four. Well, I'd still have, I forgot about the Kardashian curse. Yeah. That was tough. But that was, you know, sons were fun. I'm not going to, I'm not going to apologize for supporting the suns. They tried really hard.

Um, I don't know. They have good players going forward. What do you do if you're Ryan or Silla right now? I probably KMS. Yeah. I don't know. Probably just do some squats. Probably KMS with your squat machine.

Probably trap myself in the squat machine. Yeah. And then I'll have the garage door shut on me and turn the car on, close the, how happy you think LeBron is for real? He's he did. No, he's he. No, no, no. He's happy.

I think he's happy. Yeah. No, he doesn't like Yannis. No, no. I feel like he only bullied into tweeting about Yannis. No. Because I think after the fact, he wants LeBron Retires, he can be like, I passed my torch to Yannis.

The league is in good hands where I brought him to. And he doesn't want to. He doesn't want. Dude, he doesn't want. He likes having. Yannis now. Yeah. He likes how.

King likes to get. Yeah. But you know that he's going to just be incredible next year to do HGH and then be like, no, I don't know that. And then it'd be like this old head still got it. No, I'm just saying like regular season, I feel like he wasn't really rooting for Chris Paul. I disagree.

No, I don't. I wholeheartedly disagree. Is that why he showed up like sitting on the sidelines, drinking his own tequila, dressed to the nines at Chris Paul's like big game. No, he wanted he wanted distractions from Chris Paul. I mean, does not like Yannis. And I don't think he's happy. Yannis won.

I think he would have much rather. Much rather. Yeah. I still can't believe this fucking game 50 points 16 for 25 shooting and 17 for 19 from the free throw like that. Michael Jordan, the only player to win MVP DPOY and finals MVP. And it's just him and Jordan. Like that's got to drive on crazy.

Yeah. No, that's true. That is true. And I love it. It is the bee. It is. Yeah. Aded Aqumbo.

I did a Kumboo. I did a Kumboo. I did a Kumboo. I did a Kumboo. I don't like how you said I did a Kumboo. I'm just reading the game. I've always suspected his first name. I've struggled with his past name.

d-e-d-o-n-b-o I did a Kumboo. Bobby Portis both for life. Happy for him. That's another rootable. Like they actually, the Bucks do have a team and I know that eventually we'll tear him down because that's what we do. with two warriors, although I don't think there's a Kevin Durant that's going to join the Bucks,

but they have a team just full of likable dudes. Like they really are. Do you think Middleton and Drew Holiday are kind of mad they agreed to play for Team USA now? Yes. Yeah. When do they have to go? They keep tomorrow. No, they're not going. Well, who are we going to get to take their place? They can't. They can't go. Frank Kaminsky will take their place. No, they can't go. They can't go. I mean, they have to go. No, they can't go. They have to party. You have to. You have to party. You have to be shirtless for the next at least 48 hours.

Oh, you know what? Maybe they won't be allowed to go because they're going to party so hard that they won't like COVID and everything. I would consider getting COVID. I don't know. I mean, that's. Well, you can't miss. Dude, there's going to be a week-long party in one of like the cities that just loves to drink beer more than any other city. Like you have to stay. You're going to like a fanless Tokyo. Oh, yeah. That's brutal. I think what I would do, I would just make it very public. At least you're not Debbie Booker. How many people I was around over the course of the next couple of days.

Yeah. And then just kind of force their hand. Contract, trace yourself. Yeah, exactly. Force the Japanese authorities to be like, we can't. We will not allow visa entry to these people. Oh, man. That's brutal. Yeah. You know what I'd do? I'd fucking take my passport and I'd flush it down the toilet. Seriously, I would. I would lose my passport on purpose. No chance you can go to that. That is funny though. Devin Booker has to sit on a plane with them. Devin Booker was really bad tonight. He was very bad. He was eight for 22. That was tough. Especially the first half.

Yeah. He was, he was very bad. Actually, Chris Paul didn't have a terrible game. He just had a bad series. And I'm looking at my man, Frank, and he was sick. Frank was the only. He and Jay Crowder were the only two. Oh, Frank Kaminsky, Jay Crowder and Cameron Payne were the only ones that weren't in the negative tonight. And Frank Kaminsky, perfect plus minus of zero. Yep. Not negative. Not trying to show anybody up. Not negative. Anything else? Anything else on the game on, I mean, the Bucks? I mean, Scott Foster, the legend takes care of business. Yeah. I didn't, I thought it was finally, you know, there wasn't. This is actually, this is as good as you can hope for in a closeout game. Giannis did take more, take the same amount

of free throws as the entire Sun's team, which people will note. But what are you going to do? Well, I mean, under normal circumstances, I think the Suns will be fine with that. Yeah. But the fact is he was making them. Yeah. He was making all of them. And, you know, Milwaukee's going to have a fucking hell of a party. It is crazy how Giannis makes Deandre Aten look tiny. Yeah. Isn't it? Like, yes. He can just bully him, just drive at him and muscle him out of the way. And Aten looks utterly helpless when you see him go against most players in the league. And he's able to just like eat them up when they come into the paint. Speaking of which, you want to do some bad radio real quick? Always. Okay. You ready for this picture?

Four. You ready for this picture of the rock with Charles Barkley and Shaq? Yeah. It's shocking. I just sent it to everyone's phone. Okay. One instant reaction. Oh yeah. Four, two, two. Two. Yeah. One. It's not on sale. The palindrome is on sale. Did you get it? Oh my god. The rock looks like the tiniest human ever. Is that not incredible? That is crazy. That's Shaq. That's Shaq and Charles Barkley. And the rock looks like a pipsqueak. I think sometimes people forget how big Charles Barkley is. Yeah. Like lengthwise. Right. And that was bad radio because no one can see it. Maybe Bobo put it into the YouTube. Please subscribe to the YouTube channel. Like all of our videos. Yeah. We're going to have more

and more visual content in this podcast. So yes. Completely lost. Yes. If you don't subscribe. I got to remember that I'm happy for Bucks fans. I'm just going to pretend they're not Packers fans. They're not. It's like I did, you know, it's like when LeBron won in Cleveland, it's like, I'm just, those are Browns fans, not Cavs fans. I think a lot of them are college football fans. Yeah. They were probably Madison University Wisconsin fans. There we go. There we go. Also, I wanted to shout out the owner or the two owners getting to lift the trophy first. That's always so funny to me when those like the little nerds that you never see. Yes. And the first guy, he almost dropped it. It was too heavy. Yeah. It looked like him. That guy, the weird ownership

group, the heaviest thing that guys ever picked up is like a bag of kitty litter before. Yeah. I did they win that? Did they win the Bucks in a raffle? I think so. Yeah. Those guys were, I think it was like, they weren't really great. Like I just expected, I don't know, really rich dude thought he might have some public speaking ability. Nope. Nope. I think it was a bingo game actually. What the fuck? Oh man. All right. So congrats to the Bucks. I'm sure we'll talk about the parade and the everything else on Thursday on Friday show, but incredible NBA finals. Mount Rushmore season is now officially here. Let's go this great one of the year. We have a great one for Friday, but the Bucks deserve it. NBA champs, Giannis out of this world,

best player in the league right now. You have to do that, right? Crown him. You have to do it as of right this second until someone else takes his crown. And yeah, city Milwaukee, I mean Bucks fans, that's all time, all time night, all time, everything. And it's also in the middle of the summer, which is awesome. Like that's a, you know, added bonus because it's not the best place to live. Is this the start of like you've got the Bucks winning a championship and then Christian Yellich putting up 21 home runs and then trading Aaron Rodgers because you can just slip it underneath everything right now during the parade. All right. Let's get to hot seat, cool throne. We're brought to you by Molson Coors. Time for that beer campaign. You've heard me talk about it.

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it's fake? Oh, wait, I couldn't tell if you I thought is that an onion article I read or no, no, no, there's like a list of Polish jokes that people used to tell when you were like 10 years old. Like, like, like PFT just said, ever hear about the Polish submarine? And they put it tried to put a screen door in or you ever heard about how they tried to go to the sun at night? Oh, yeah. No. And we respect our Polish listeners. I think I actually might be a little bit Polish. So I can say all these things. Billy, it's a real story. It's true. Yeah, it is. Okay. It's a real story. administrative error. So it's a real it's it's life imitating art. Yeah. I mean, I don't know about any of those jokes. I just thought it was crazy that imagine, you know, your lifelong

dream is to make the Olympics, you get sent to the Olympics, and then you get there and you're like, Hey, actually, quick administrative error, you guys got to get on the plane and go home. Like there's a video of the of the swimmers like leaving, like how depressing is that? That is terrible. That's tell I mean, it, you got to have your eyes open though, if you're Poland, and you're like, wait, we're sending more than six swimmers to the Olympics. I don't know much about the Polish swimming culture, but I'm pretty sure that they're not. They're not really a power house. Yeah, you never know. What happened to the Polish hockey team? I don't know anything like they all drowned in spring training. That's good. Okay, then my my cool throne is just movies,

film, cinema. We went to the movies on Sunday. It was great. It was good to be back there. And I do feel like with all these new trailers coming out, there was a lot of movies that got held during the pandemic. But Jack asked forever, the trailer came out. Yes, the last duel with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in like medieval times. Yes, that came out that trailer came out today. That looks sick. And I feel like it's just going to be hit after hit after hit after hit for the next few months because there's so much backlog. Yeah, Jack asked forever. I'm so excited for we I think people really actually enjoyed our movie review. We're not going to do it all the time. But I think Jack asked forever will be a perfect time to do it again for sure. Absolutely. Yeah, the Jack asked

movies are the perfect comedy. Yes, they really are. I don't think that you can actually get funnier. Maybe we can go through the whole anthology. I'll just say right now the way you can make a funnier movie than Jack asked is to make another sequel to Jack. Correct. I will say that I might cry. I might cry for Jack asked forever because this will probably be the end. Yeah, I read an article from Johnny Knoxville. He's not his body isn't really doing great. What? He's had like a million injuries located everything. Yeah. So and he now he's got the gray hair. He's like a silver box. He's been dying his hair since he was I think in his early 20s. Yeah, I actually I think that the gray hair is going to make this funnier. Yes,

because like an old guy getting hit in the nuts. You don't see that every day. Yeah, so I'm going to cry probably at the end of that. But we will we will do a review. Guaranteed. Did you hear about the Polish kamikaze pilot? What? No, he flew 48 successful missions. It's comedy. Yeah, no, it's comedy guys. It's comedy. Don't don't start saying that you know, come on. That's comedy. That's just good old fashioned comedy. I had no idea what I was walking into there for the record. I was just trying to talk about the swimmers. All right. How do you know what we're not going to do anymore? You want to do one more?

Do one more. All right. What do you do if a pollack pollock throws a pin at you? I don't know. Run like Kelly still got a hot grenade in his teeth. All right. All right. Yeah. Shout out, Aaron Rupkowski. Yeah. Anyways, hot because they're bad at war. No, I don't know where it came from. No, it's because they're bad at war. It's like the old saying like, do you know why they put a glass bottom on the on the bottom of their battleships? Yeah. No, so they can see the role battleship. Yeah. No, I mean, yeah, it's it's not funny. You know what? It's really not funny. We're do actually illuminating how not funny it is.

Yeah, I think that people didn't realize the rampant, yeah, evasive stereotypes that people have about Polish people until we had to remind them. Yeah, exactly. Do you have any other reminders, Big Cat? What do you do if a pollock throws a hand grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. So I guess it is bad at war. Yeah, bad at war. Mostly bad at war. Yeah. Uh, is that a thing? Yeah. Okay. My hot seat is being first when it comes to scoops. Apparently, it's not cool to be first. You know, it's really cool. To be right to be last to be the last person to wait for a long time and then put out that same

scoop again. So the report came out today via Adam Schafter of ESPN. He said that the Packers offered Aaron Rodgers a contract to try to make him the highest paid quarterback and player in the NFL for the next two years. They offered him a contract extension, which he turned down. That report came out today. Turns out that report came out five months ago. And Adam Schafter had it leaked to him about somebody today or somebody leaked it to Adam Schafter today and said, Hey, you might want to report this one, Adam. And I think Tony Kornheiser said that he thought it was probably the Packers management. No, duh. Yeah, obviously. So he got back in the news cycle by just reporting something that has already happened,

which is actually just great. Like repurposing scoops, given our short attention spans, that could work. If you just give me like five months ago scoops, listen, deliver it to me right now. Listen, Jason Derulo just fell down the stairs. Yeah. Look, that one, that woman yelling LeBron after the finals game. Listen, this, this, this was going to be my hot seat, but I'm Aaron Rodgers scoops just feed them to me. I love all of them. So I, the, all I got from this is you can't buy Aaron Rodgers love. He's a man of principle. Stop trying to do this Green Bay. But that does suck that he's repurposing it because I thought it was like just happened yesterday. So then Aaron Rodgers is really not going to report, but I think he's going to report.

It's just a reminder. It's like, it's kind of like people for the next like the last three years have been saying, don't let this distract you from the fact that the Golden State Warriors two or three one lead. You can say, we could just take so many things that happened this off season because there were so many transactions that we've all forgotten. For example, did you know that Emmanuel Sanders is a Buffalo bill? I, I want to say I did know that I forgot about that part of my take, Corey Davis is reporting that the Buffalo bills have signed Emmanuel Sanders. Corey Davis, New York jet. That's right. Yeah. Mark, Mark Ingram. People miss that one. Mark Ingram, you know, where is that? According to part of my take, our sources are telling us

Mark Ingram has signed a deal with the Houston Texans. Nice. Well, is that a real franchise still? No, they're not probably not going to play. They're going to, I'm actually like it's, it's not a joke that I wouldn't be shocked if the Texans were like, we're not doing this season. I think how I, what's back, what's up with the Sean? Yeah, big cat. I actually think that we might have reported that the Texans won't play season like three months ago. It's exclusive, very bizarre, very bizarre. Yeah. And they're going to stink a lot. Mm hmm. Yeah, big time. Although Billy, I think we should tap Billy in here because Billy does have a scoop about the Houston Texans. Uh-oh. He told me this before he started taping. There was a tweet that said,

Hey, Dishon Watson, I've had you on my fantasy team since 2017. And I was just wondering if you were playing this season, just like this message, like this tweet, if it's true. And he liked the tweet. Oh, all right. There we go. Shetzer doesn't have that scoop. Nope, exclusive. Yes, Billy. Hell yeah. Where'd you see that? Billy, did you actually check his legs or did you just see a screenshot of? No, I checked his legs. I took the screenshot. Oh, wow. We're getting dirty now. Yeah, I like it, Billy. Cool Throne is drinking paint instead of using sunscreen. Bruce Arians had a picture come out today. The Bucks took a tour of the White House. They met Major Biden and the rest of the crew up there. And Bruce Arians was front and center in the picture with

the president. And he was more red than the Buccaneers logo is. I don't know if you've seen a picture of him. B15762. That was his pantone. B157. He looked like the Kool-Aid man in the front row. Yes, I think he's slowly turning into the sun. Yes, it was it was shocking to say the least. He looked like an embarrassed cartoon character. Yeah, I want to shout out. I don't see race Bannon on Twitter who said, what are you guys going to say about the golden boy Brady shitting on the shitstained Trump? Can't wait to see you guys call him a race trader. I don't know what that guy was looking for. What? I just want to shout him out. What does he want us to do? I just saw it. He put a lot of emojis in it, so it popped off. I don't know. I don't know what he wants. What emojis do

you put with that? Crying, three crying faces, and then a cry, three crying faces. Like laughing, crying, and crying, crying. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know which way he thinks. I don't know what he thinks my take is. Wait, I don't have a take. What was his screen name? I don't see race Bannon. That sounds like a really cool guy. Yeah, I don't, whatever. I just sometimes a tweet will just pop off in your eye. You see it and you're like, oh, fuck. That's just really confusing. This guy wants me to comment on it. Well, here's my comment. I don't know what you're talking about. How about Tom Brady's MCL, Hank? Have you commented on that? No, but I will have a comment on his performance at the White House. He looked great standing up there speaking to our nation. I

could see it happening in the future. Oh, what, him running for president? Wow. Wow. You think so? Yeah, he was, I mean, he was great, dropping jokes. Yeah, I mean, that actually got my vote. Yeah, good looking guy. Everyone loves him. Winner, proven winner. Do you have a comment, though, about his, his MCL issues from last year? I mean, he's hockey tough. He's a hero. He's a true hero. Do you think there's a, so here's the spins on you should go with if you're like he used to take less money to win for the Patriots and then he literally just didn't disclose an injury to win with the Bucks. No, I think that Tom Brady is just so tough that he didn't realize that his MCL was torn. Foreo gets pissed about that. That's the pliability. Well, I'm only pissed that I bet on the

Bucks in that one game against the Saints. Yeah, that was a mistake. Yeah, that was a big mistake. Yeah, I don't get the, I mean, it blows my mind. I don't fully understand injuries, obviously, but obviously it wasn't that bad if he won the Super Bowl. So why would people be upset that he didn't report it? Clearly, it wasn't that bad. Florio thinks that people that the injury report is there for a reason, respect it. He probably thinks that if you're Tom Brady, you're probably so tough and such an elite athlete that your MCL is probably more pliable than Giannis Atatuncos. Yeah, it is very funny, though, that he spent his entire career at the Patriots. I think he was on the injury report every single week with a shoulder and then he went and actually had a real bad knee injury and

never popped up on the report. Well, I'm sure, though, at the time with the Patriots, he probably had similar injuries that they were just putting questionable shoulder. Yeah, he probably just told it to Bruce Arias when he was blacked out. Yeah, you forgot to put it on the list. That's also true. Sun poisoning. All right, my hot seats. That's not really his fault. He doesn't make the reports. It's true. Yeah, that's true. That is true. My hot seat is I'm gonna pivot here all the fantasy owners that have done their fantasy drafts right now and they have cam makers. There's always a few in July. Yeah. Well, it's it's it's also keeper leagues. But I do think there are I do love like early August. I don't love injuries, but I love early August when people are like, dude, I just

drafted you last night. Who the fuck does their fantasy draft before like the day before the season starts? You know what? I was thinking the same thing. It's weird if you have your draft in July, but it's actually almost more enthralling. Like you should have your draft even before the NFL draft. Why not? And just have an entire off season where everything that you put in for that for that upcoming season just gets put to shit. It does just kind of fast track the season. Like here we go. Yeah. I mean, when you you always hear about somebody usually it's Jake Butt that tears his ACL in like March. Yeah. And then somebody will always like have their season ruined before even training camps. It would be funny if there's a team, if there's a league out

there, hopefully someone is listening who has this who had cam makers drafted him this year, had that injury and now is trying to work a trade before we even play the first preseason game. Yeah. To sure up their roster is Todd Gurley still out there. I think so. He was trending a little bit today. He probably doesn't want to go back because of the whole they still owe him money. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Currently a free agent. Okay. So maybe that's the answer. My cool throne is Jeff Bezos because he did it. He went to space. I the real cool, cool throne though is guys who are maybe overcompensating for something because usually it used to be like, Hey, I'm going to go out and buy a really nice sports car when I'm in my fifties, maybe get an earring, whatever.

Jeff Bezos, like he, he fucking built a penis rocket and then played just the tip with space. He didn't even go into space. He went to the edge of it. He, he couldn't in his wildest dreams, he couldn't even insert his big penis rocket into space. No, he couldn't, he couldn't hit the ozone. Yeah. I'm saying. Yeah. It's fucking crazy. I got, I couldn't believe that was the rocket. Yeah. Like he, well, do you think anyone said, Hey, Jeff, we're looking over the rocket here. Did you realize that you're just having a midlife crisis and overcompensating here? It's not, it wouldn't get paid. It's not even just the rocket. He, so he goes up, does just the tip with the atmosphere, falls down to earth. What's the very first thing that he does

when he lands? He puts on a cowboy hat and he's not a cowboy hat guy. And if you're wearing a big ass cowboy hat out of nowhere, you got a tiny dick, bro. Yeah. You got a big time time. That's just how it works. You know what? You probably could have used that however many hundreds of millions of dollars to go just touch the tip of space and getting, get like a penis transplant, right? Uh-huh. I have to imagine doctors can do penis transplants. The thing is, he's turned his entire body into a penis at this point. So he, so his whole body in his penis body with his tiny little penis in his penis rocket, played just the tip. Yeah. Like a, like a Russian resting ball of dicks. Did they go to zero gravity? Yeah, they did for a few, for like maybe three minutes.

I love that picture where he's like, the view is incredible and it was nothing. It's so new York is like smoggy because of a fire in California. Like the whole, yeah, the whole, you can't see anything. Yeah. If you wanted to go out of space, you kind of missed your chance 40 years ago. Space is kind of overrated at this point. Like unless we can start going to see actual other planets, not interesting. Put a person on Mars, then I'll be in, actually, you know what strike that bring an alien to me. I did. I think I'm out on space until Tom DeLonge personally last, there was me and alien. I did see one guy. There was a kid, there was an 18 year old on the flight whose hedge fund father bought him a seat.

Oh, so he's like the F one guy. Yeah. Astronauts. Yeah. This guy tweeted, I'm generally surprised impressed at the 18 year old kid whose hedge fund dad bought him a seat on Bezos spaceship is not going to Duke credit where credit is due. I think that's true. I think that's true. Good point. Didn't last bass for Lance Bass from Incinco to space already? Did he? Also, I think Branson did it last week. Yeah. Bro, you're late. Exactly. Well, Branson's aircraft flew even lower than Jeff Bezos. These guys are just doing fucking red eyes from LA to New York. I actually think that Branson is is less midlife crisis. He's just going through his like end of life crisis because his rocket ship isn't about dicks

and sex. It's actually called Virgin. Got it. Yeah, that's true. He's kind of the alpha. Yeah, he is the alpha. I'm I'm so rich that I don't even need to get late anymore. It would be funny if the if the scientists who put Bezos in space were like, Listen, he's not going to believe any of this shit. So we just make a fucking rocket that goes like, I don't know, 4000 feet in the air. We turn off the gravity inside of it. And we're like, Hey, man, this was sick, right? You know what? I would pocket the rest. Yeah. If I was the head astronaut, I would actually just install super high definition LED screens on what appears to be all the windows. Yeah. And then just like have somebody stand outside and shake the rocket. Maybe like put some flames on the side and make

it heat up for a second and then turn on the lights on the LED screens. You're like, Oh, shit, this is incredible. Yeah, knock them out right as they're going up and be like, dude, guess you couldn't handle the G's. Yeah. Sorry. Lance Bass was supposed to go in 2002 from Kazakhstan and he got kicked off the ship because TV producers failed to raise $20 million. Also, Chet Hanks and Adele were never think PFT put some respect to her name. That was that was they weren't. She wishes. No, he wished. By the way, I don't think that you phrased that correctly kicked off the rocket. I think if you're going to go to space and they can't raise enough money, you kick yourself off the rocket. Yeah. Like you don't say in the headline. Like, Hey,

you got to get off this. Well, no, no, no, I'm on my way. Don't worry about it. Yeah. I got kicked out of my new mansion in the Hamptons yesterday. It's like, Oh, we we we spared a couple of expenses here. We didn't get all the boosters. I think I'm going to sit this one out. It's actually a genius move to invite celebrities that you know, won't be able to afford the ticket onto your rocket ship. And then once they only get like 10 million of the $30 million price tag, you keep the 10 million dollars. Yeah. Sorry, smart. You couldn't make it up. Yeah. So shout out Bezos for just over compensating, dude. We all like you could have paid. Here's the here's the bottom line. Bezos could have paid everyone in America like 300 bucks just to say he's got a big dick. Yeah, we all would

have done it. Yeah, totally. So you really didn't have to do this. Okay. Are we all forgetting who he is? Is that is that going to work? Do you think? Yeah. I didn't know he had a brother too looks kind of who's kind of trying to look like him. That's that is the ultimate brother's bachelor party, though. Yeah, bro. Let's go to space real quick up to space. By the way, we're bringing 18 year old and an 80 year old woman. Yeah. Yeah. What was that? Well, she was bring a dog. So she was supposed to be the one of the first astronauts, but women weren't allowed on the space program back. He's using a shield. And so he's like, look at me. I'm good. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Jake. Hot seat is skyline chili. Yeah. So

Matt's broadcaster Gary Cohen came back from a break. They were showing some b roll. They were playing the Reds and he just absolutely destroyed them. And I know it's a very controversial topic on this show. Yeah. Well, he didn't have oyster cracker with a drop of hot sauce on it. Yeah. That's if he does that, then the entire meal changes. Yeah. So I know you guys are torn on who likes it and who doesn't. No, I know. No, no, no. I've been very firm. 50 had a weird little phase. No, no. I couldn't understand if it was a pit or not. No, I honestly, no bits. I enjoy from time to time some of the skyline chili. My dad used to make it for me when I was a kid. I had no idea what it was. I used to put cinnamon and chocolate syrup in the sauce.

Disgusting. I know it sounds gross. Then he put it on a bed of ramen noodles. I grew up thinking that's what chili tasted like until I was like 10. And my friend came over to my house. My dad made chili for us. My friend was like, what the fuck is this? Yeah. And he wouldn't eat it. I was like, it's chili, bro. You don't even do chili. Since then, I've learned that there are other better types of chili, a lot better, a lot better types. But still, if you're hammered, then skyline chili But that's every food. If you have to preface any food with, it's a great drunk food, you could just flip it and say, it's terrible when you're sober. Or like I ate so much of it before I knew what food was that it's just ingrained in my brain. That's the only reason that

I like it. It's nostalgic for me. It's like when you watch Space Jam and Bugs Bunny came on the screen, you're like, well, he's not the funniest comedian anymore in the world, but I still like seeing him. Every kid right now who's at a college campus or going to a college campus has a place that I guarantee you they tell their friends, this place is awesome. We get it after we come home from the bars at 3 a.m. Guess what? It's probably not awesome. What's that place at Quinnipiac? It's got like a pizza sandwich that they fill with ranch or something like that. Yeah, the kid was like, you guys got to try this sandwich. It's a Philly cheesesteak with buffalo wings in it. It's great when we eat it drunk. It's like, I'm sure it is. Everything's great

I'll fucking eat Papa John's when I'm drunk. Actually, I tell you what, every college in America I'm convinced has their local pizza place and that one particular pizza place you swear is the best pizza. And then once you go visit a friend at their college town and they give you their special pizza town, you're like, wait, this isn't as good as mine. There's like a little rivalry going. Although Ian's was very good. Okay. And Cool Thrones John Cena. This happened right after we went off the air on Sunday night, but he made his return. Yep. And I know he's a friend of the program recurring guests. It was electric belly button guy. Yep. Maybe. Yeah, you he'll fuck my belly button. Yeah, straight up. So shout out, John Cena. Yeah, that was an electric moment.

Billy, hot seat, cool throne. I got two hot seats. First one is the Ugandan weightlifter who didn't really he left the team when he went to Japan. Yeah, sort of he's been caught and sent back to Uganda. Okay, so they found him Coney still on the loose. No, he's dead. He's dead. Yeah, right. And a second hot seat is Hasbulla versus Abdul, the celebrity boxing match that was very viral on TikTok. It's off. It's off. Why? Because Hasbulla wanted more money. And good for him. Good for him. You know what? We're we all stand like players and player movement and players, you know, fuck management, Hasbulla, you count on that. If you're a free agent, you want more money, go get it. He knows his value. Yeah, I think he was asking for $200,000. They were only offering

$90,000. Don't don't lowball Hasbulla. No, fuck Hasbulla. Hasbulla. Hasbulla. No, you don't, you don't fuck with Hasbulla's pockets. He's electric. Cool throne, Alabama quarterbacks, once again, according to Nick Saban, Bryce Young. Coach Saban. Coach Saban. Coach Saban. Jesus Christ, Billy. Sorry. Might have already made about close to seven figures and endorsements. That was a very smart thing that Coach Saban did there, where he's like, Yeah, the quarterback that hasn't played yet is a millionaire. True. This is this is how I wonder where you want to go to college. This is how Coach Saban wins the next round. Like five steps ahead of most other people. He's like, Jesus, I'm having a real hard time out here, keeping my players focused on football,

because they're all just drowning money. They got to run to the bank every day. And they're like, I don't know if anyone fact check this or like follow it up on it, but everyone ran with it. And everyone just did incredible promo for Alabama. Not that they needed it, but that was, I also love the coaches back like SEC media day. I saw Lane Kiffin said he lost 30 pounds because he just stopped eating. He's not going to eat again until he played defense. So that's, he's going to die. He's going to be like Gandhi. Did Gandhi died not eating? He did a hunger strike. I think he got, I think he got, yeah. Okay. Yeah. He got close to dying, not eating. So that's going to be linked. Someone let the chopper sing on him. Yeah. And then Josh Hypo said,

he said he asked for lockers when he was a four, four years old for Christmas. Yeah, as one does, as one always does. And we call that a cubby hole. Yeah. I don't know what, I don't know what he imagined being like, Hey, I need, I need a fucking locker. I mean, that's kind of cool. Because I'm sure when I was four years old, I wanted like I knew all the specific terms for construction equipment. Yeah. So I probably asked for something. I don't even know what it is right now. Right. But when you're a kid and you're four years old, you just, you get fixated on stuff. Yes. And you're in the cupboard. I was one of those. Yeah. That's a locker. The magic. Yeah. The magic cabinet. That's true. All right. Should we get to our interview? We have

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weekend. You're one of the youngest guys to win two majors. You're, you know, you won two majors in the course of eight months. I think Tiger Woods, the only one who's done that at this age. The question though that I have that's very important. I saw a picture. You had to carry your own trophy through like security and everything at the airport. Yeah, that seems wrong. I flew. No, why? Why do you want someone else to carry your trophy? I thought they send it to you or you take a private jet. You just got on like a Southwest flight out of England with your clear joke. Let's clear this up because everyone like whatever commercial, I don't mind flying commercial. There's nothing wrong with it. Okay. I flew commercial from London to Atlanta and then

I took a private flight from Atlanta to Vegas. So everyone needs to calm down about this flying commercial. There's nothing wrong. There is nothing wrong with it, but that means that you put in the overhead the clear jug. Yes, it fit perfectly perfectly on an international flight, locked up, no dings, no damages. But wait, that also meant that you're only allowed to have one personal item. So you had what like a backpack and then the clear jug. I had, I had, I had three. Somehow I just snuck my way on. Okay. I think they understood. The rules don't apply. Yeah. That is pretty awesome though that like if you're sitting on that flight, you're like, yeah, one of the most famous trophies in, in sports, one of the most famous, the most famous trophy in probably golf is

just sitting in the stowaway on seat like 5D. Well, I thought about it because I did ask someone at the RNA and they said, if they ask you what it is, just tell them what it is and they're going to let you. Right. That's true. They didn't even question. They never even questioned it. Did they have any concerns about letting you handle a trophy given your past history of breaking other major championship trophies? To be honest, no, because there is no lid. There's no lid. The first, the first thing I did ask was, is there a lid? Because I wasn't going to be 0 for 2, dropping a lid. But yeah, there's, I mean, it's so much smaller than the water maker. So it's, it's a lot more, you can, you can bring it a lot of places. Yeah, it's interesting because we talked

to you just before you went overseas and you'd never played links golf before. And you went, I guess you played the Scottish Open before you played in the Open Championship. Is there anything that you actually learned during that week and any adjustments that you made? I changed so much. I changed weights in my putter. I changed three of my irons, you know, and my irons are, is what my game's about, right? Hitting my seven iron six or seven iron, eight iron, nine iron, change them to irons that I've actually used in the past. I used last fall and I was playing really poorly, but they're just better through the turf. I mean, these are things that you just, no one would really figure out unless, you know, you're really specific on the details that you're

trying to learn about. I noticed that you didn't say anything about your driver. Do you, do you hate your driver? No, I love my driver. I don't know about you guys. I love my driver. It's crazy. I saw that you gave that quote in an interview and it was just before Brooks did hit his interview and his quote about his driver went viral even though yours came out first. Were you, were you a little jealous of the fact that Brooks's quote got so much to play in yours did? No, I do not need to get in the middle of these two, but here's the thing. Brooks is the one that brought it up. I didn't bring this up. Like a media person is they're trying to instigate this feel even more. They asked me, do you love your clubs? Like, how are you, do you like your driver? And so I have to

answer, right? So yeah, it's also, it was the perfect storm too, because it's the British press, which I think they are a little bit more, I don't want to say pushy, but they, they get right to it and they'll, they'll, they'll stir the pot if they see a pot sitting, sitting there ready to be stirred. Exactly. They're, they want to, they want to fuel the fire. I think they love to see it. Yeah. Um, all right. So I've always wondered this 18th on Sunday, you're up two strokes, when you actually, you stepped out of the T box. What was that about? We need to talk about this. Yeah. What happened? Some, some spectator at some point in the day snuck a little like old school microphone, like a recording through it underneath, like one, one of the marshals around there and

started playing these like farting noises right as I was about to swing. So I don't think people like really understood why I stepped away or like, I don't think the, the announcers really knew what was going on. So we thought it was a fan, like making fun of, or like playing something on their phone. Marshall went, looked around the grass because it's really long and then they found it. And yeah, how crazy is that? Yeah, that's incredible. So I, because I, when I was watching, I was like, wait, what, what just happened? Cause you're right. Like from the TV broadcast, I thought you were maybe just trying to compose yourself in a big moment, but the fact that someone was trying to fart in your backswing, you should have,

you should have manned up and swung. No, no. I thought about it because normally, normally these noises, like I don't care. It really, you know, it doesn't bother me. I don't care if people talk, but you know, I thought about it. I was like, this is not how I want to hit my last two shots. You know, let's, let's try and win this thing, not have fun. So you step out and then you get back in. And I've always thought what goes through a golfer's head when they're Sunday major up last hole, are they thinking to themselves, wow, it would take a lot to really fuck this up or like, man, I got this, but it would really suck if I screwed this shot up. Like what's going through your head? Do you say to yourself, like I got this, just play conservative,

like hit it straight down the middle. Doesn't really matter. You got two stroke lead or you just not even thinking about that type of stuff. No, I mean, you have to just think about like, how do you hit the best shot possible? Right? It's as simple as that. What do you need to do the best to make four shots is all I needed to get in the hole. I needed, I could add five. I'd rather make par. So how are we going to make four shots? The best shots I'm going to hit all day and get out, win this tournament. So, you know, your mind can wander. There's a lot of time to wander, especially with nine holes left. But I just had to keep reminding myself about what is a good shot? What does a good shot look like? What do I need to do here? How do I do this?

And just try to make my mind think about golf or something else rather than what if, right? What if I do that? What if he does that? You can't let your mind go there. I want to go back real quick to the fart machine thing. So when you heard the, when you heard the sound of the fart, did you stop and did you tell either the Marshal or your caddy, were you like, Hey, there's a fart machine. Did you immediately recognize that it was farts or were you just like, No, we, yeah, we all knew that we, Louis is caddy, my caddy, we all knew it was a fart machine. We all knew it was like a farting noise. But we seriously thought like it was from the spectators. Like we thought someone was playing it on their phone and Marshal, we're all looking, we're like

looking around and the Marshal digs in the grass and pulls this little recorder out. And I mean, just what are the odds of that happening? Did you get to kick the fart machine? No, I bet you we could, we could sell that for a nice little price. Now we are Brooks guys, a one, you know, he's our guy, no matter what, you know, every now and then when Max makes the cut, we'll root for him. Yeah. Do you think though that your, your trophy is a little cheap in because it's kind of like, what have you done for me lately? Brooks played the best on Sunday. He had, he posted the best score. He just ran out of time. Do you feel like it's a little bit of a cheap trophy because of that? You wouldn't, you know,

a real man would have been like, Brooks, let's go 18 mono a mono because you beat me today. Yeah, that's an awful, that's an awful question. That is, that is, that is a simple, awful question. I mean, it's like, you put a deadline, we have four days to play a golf tournament. Come on. Sounds like you're scared. Sounds like you're scared. It kind of sounds like you don't really love golf because you would have taken the opportunity, leapt at the opportunity to play at that wonderful golf course. Yeah. One more round. Let's do it boys. All right. Well, okay. Well, let's go. Yeah. No. Brooks has won four majors. Okay. I don't think he wants to go back and challenge the person that was right next to him. Another

three round. Here's what we're going to do. The next tournament that you guys play in together, the first round, we're going to count that as your open score. Yes. Your final round and we'll see who the real winner is. Yeah. Well, yeah. Okay. All right. I see how this relationship is turned. I see how this relationship, you guys bring me in, ease me up. And now, now that we're not close, mono-e-mono here, you guys are firing all your shots off. No, we have to just show love to our guy Brooks, but you're quickly becoming, you know, part of our stable. We do enjoy having you on. The, can we talk about the course real quick? Because we actually, Brooks is our favorite golfer, but really our favorite golfer is the course. We always root for the course. At what

point in the week were you like, this course can be had, like this course isn't playing as tough as it, you know, maybe past British opens have been, you know, it all comes down to weather. It was fairly, they got a lot of rain a few weeks before. It was soft. The greens were slow. You could attack pins and it never, it never got windy. And, you know, both draws, I think the draw I had was a little tougher, especially the first day we had a really windy that afternoon. But, but overall, I mean, you look at the last two days, it was just not windy. Saturday had some of the toughest pin locations I've ever seen in a golf tournament period. And then Sunday was just perfect. I mean, it's just perfect as it's going to get. So you're going to see low scores and

you had to make, you had to make birdies. Do you think that courses were tougher back in the 90s, kind of like we talked about NBA? No, I think they know how to make it tougher now. Because obviously courses were tougher or courses were shorter back then. But now they grow out rough probably longer than they had it before. Greens might have not been as undulated. You know, people are learning how to make a golf course tough. It's not about designing it long. It's just making them firm, fast, having lucky weather and building the rough up. It's as simple as that. Are we going to have to figure out a way to column proof some of these courses if you keep winning major championships? Yeah. What would that look like if a golf course? I don't know. You

tell me. I'm not going to tell you how to design a golf course. Well, you're bad for golf. You don't like your driver. So maybe, I don't know. Maybe I don't like it. I love my driver. That's correct. I don't like it. I love it. 700 foot par threes. 700 yards, gotta forget that. 700 yards. Foot would not be that tough. What's the deal with? That's like 200. It's 230. With the yardage books that you get over there, do they tell you the distance in meters or is it still in yards? No, they have a yardage book. They have one in yards, one in meters. All the sprinkler heads are marked meters and yards. We don't have to do math. Is that the same way in the United States when you get the yardage book, it says in meters? Wait, what? So if you're playing at Augusta,

will it tell you yards and meters as well? No, no, no. When you're playing in the U.S., it's always yards. And then guys that do meters, they have to learn. They have to calculate everything. Catties will go through it and change up the entire book. Wow. That sounds almost like an unfair advantage to American golfers. But they should have thought about that before we kicked their ass in 1776. Facts. Speaking of America, you're about to go to the Olympics for our country. Are you? What's the format? So it's, I know we talked about it briefly when you were here, but is it, it's solo, and then what is the actual format? How many days do you guys play?

Four days. It's like a regular tournament, Thursday through Sunday next week. Nothing. I mean, there's no team, there's no team aspect of it other than we're representing our country. We're representing the U.S. There's no other team aspect. It's just not fair because some countries have one and then the U.S. has four. So how do you, how do you compare that? Right. So are you excited? I know there's obviously some COVID stuff going on, but this is kind of a cool moment to be an Olympian. Yeah, exactly. You hit a spot on like, yeah, I'm an Olympian for life. And you know, with all the restrictions, it's going to be tough. It's going to suck somewhat a little bit here to not see other athletes and watch them, you know, excel at

what they do best. But I'm going to be an Olympian. You know, I'm always going to have that for the rest of my life. I mean, it happens every four years. And think about it, two years ago, I was an amateur. Now I'm here two major championships and I'm headed to the Olympics. It's, I, yeah, I have a friend that I went to Cal with, who is on the U.S. water polo team for the Olympics this year. And I told him like realistically, when we graduated that day, like the Olympics was probably not a realistic thought. Like I told him I would have to do something very special to get there. And we did. Now you got to get the tattoo. You got to get the rings. No, I don't every Olympian. Yeah, we talked about it. If I win, I'll think about it. Okay, we go on from there.

All right. Have you thought about where you're going to get the rings when you win? No, you have your recommendations. I think right across your stomach. I was going to say tramp stamp would be good. Lower back that always plays. Interesting. Yeah. Face tattoo. Yeah, I'll you guys can take you guys can take questions and and recommendations for where that that could be. Okay, yeah. That's a very if maybe type of thing. We'll crowdsource it for you. Whatever our listeners decide, that's where you get the tattoo. That's where I may get the tattoo. Okay, if I win gold. Yes. There's a lot of stipulations to this. I forget. Do we bully you into giving us a percentage of your winnings? I think so. No, no. I think you were charging me

$2 million. So I'd be left with $70,000 of my paycheck before taxes and everything. For you to run my social media or for you to push my name out there for $2 million. Yeah. I don't think we ever shook on it. Well, look what happened. I mean, I feel like the proof is in the pudding since then. Yeah, we doubled your major changes. We didn't do anything. Are we part of your team though? That's all I care about when you say I want to thank my team. And actually, I saw your speech. It was great asking people to, you know, look at each other and say we don't do that enough, which I appreciate you saying thank you to us. But can we loosely be part of your team? You're not part of our team yet, but we're a part of yours. I think we're halfway across the bridge of

me shaking hands. I mean, you guys might be a couple steps. I might be half a step maybe farther ahead, but I think we have some work to do. Really, what we're waiting on is for Barnrat to turn down our invitation to be to complete our stable. Exactly. And once exactly, I mean, wow, that's going to be. Yeah. Yeah, because you guys have, you guys have, you guys have Brooks, Max, Will, Max, right? Yeah. Actually, I want to talk about that real quick. So what was more remarkable? You winning two titles, two majors in eight months or Max making the cut? Because actually he was kind of the champion of the weekend when you really, like, you know, if you really say like who overachieved, he did.

Why? Max is a great player. You guys, he's your own guy and you guys are talking shit. I know that's what we do. That's the relationship we have, you know? It's kind of like that. No, we do love him. Yeah. I'm actually curious about your clubs because I saw a picture of your clubs. I forget what interview you did, but you had like a really tightly zoomed in shot of your club heads and you have cereal stamped across your irons, like different kinds of cereal? Against my wedges. Yeah. I've got cereal on my wedges. How did you decide what wedges get? What types of cereal? Well, I just have four cereals on one wedge and then like other wedges, sometimes I do other types of food. I've done steak. I've done everything. I mean, I just love food. So I put

four of my favorite cereals on there. So what's on your Mount Rushmore of cereals? Frosted flakes. Okay. Cinnamon toast crunch. I have cocoa puffs. And cap and crunch. No honey nuts cereals. You know, I thought about it, but I was like, you know, it's just, it's almost too healthy. Yeah. Right. Like it's almost, it's a great snack, but you know, honey nuts cereals are almost too healthy. So is that what you have for breakfast every day? You're a cereal guy? I'm a huge cereal guy. A lot of frosted flakes. A lot of, yeah. Not every day, but like. Well, you're a professional athlete. Hey, what is the, I'm always the, the golfer exemptions that happen when you win something. Are you now set for life? Like do you get to play in the British

Open for life now? I don't know. I think, I think it is a lifetime exemption. I'm not positive on that. Yeah. I'm sure we can find someone to look that up. But yeah, I mean, we're, we're in it for a good handful of years at least. Yeah. My dream golf career would be to win one major and then be terrible and then just show up to that major every single year and be like, guess what? I got an invite. There's nothing you guys can do about it. Hey, I mean, you guys are already professional. So we already, we already took, we already took that leap of faith over that bridge. So you guys are, we're almost there. That's, that's the John Daly. Wait, time out. Maybe Brooks can help you get a sponsored exemption. Oh, yeah. Leverage, leverage your man Brooks and Max to, yeah,

maybe get you as a spot. So how does, how does that work? Like if it's the waste management open, then the sewage company would be like, Hey, we want these guys to be the shittiest golfers possible. They get in for free. Oh, I mean, every tournament has so many sponsored exemptions and they can give it to whoever they want. You guys would get so mad at us for pace of play. Oh, God. We would be everyone would be so miserable. And I feel so sorry for whoever has to tee it up next to you guys. They might send you guys out as a single. Well, how does that work in, in the, in the last pairing on Sunday? Is it a big advantage to be in that last group as opposed to being in the second to last? Yeah, I think being in the last group is the best. You want to be there because that means

you're very close to the lead, if not leading. You know what the leader is doing in my position. I knew what Louis was doing. And I could see what Spieth was doing. He was ahead of me. I always had holes ahead of me to, you know, make birdies, make, make more shots up. And, but yeah, being the final group, I think is always a place you want to be. Did you and Louis, you guys ever, like, did you talk at all in that last round? Because that's so tense and he had a tough Sunday. So there's not not much. Yeah. I would imagine like, if you said like a nice shot out, if I were Louis, I'd be like, fuck you, man. Like, I know you're going to win. What the hell was it? What was the thing you said to say to people that? Oh, yeah. No, you're going to love that.

You're going to love that. Yeah. Yeah. I did not say any of that. I did not say any of that. You got to throw it. You're gonna love that. I did not say that yet. You know, you get the right pairing. I'm sure you can get Brooks to say it. All right, Colin. Last question. It's the Roback question. Use code PFT on roback.com for 20% off your first purchase. That is RHOBACK.com code PFT. They make the best performance polls, the only performance polls we wear. And for you, we're going to give you a Roback performance QZip on us. This has been awesome. The only other thing I had was when you took your hat off, you were fixing your hair a lot. So your hair looks good. Do you have a little more confidence

in your hair? Yeah. Okay. Oh, look at this. Oh, you got to eat cereal. I'm thirsty. No, you can keep talking. I'm thirsty. What was it? Firstly, our trophy. So you're not flexing on it. What was the first thing that you drank out of that thing? What's up? What was the first thing that you drank out of it? That's good. That's nice and cold. Keeps it cold, by the way. Yeah. We had a bunch of beer. It holds about a pint and a half, I think. What the guy at the bar told us. We were having drinks with Max. Max is there. But it was my cat's birthday. So it was like the best thing in the world. Oh, that is the best thing in the world. Did you give him an extra? Do you give

extra for majors? We don't need to talk about that. What do you mean? We don't need to talk about finances of our cat. Yeah. He told us last time 10% is fair. Wow. So when they auto-grat you at a restaurant, it's like 18% is included. You're like, well, they already included it. So it's there. At least bump him up to first class on the way home? Yeah. No, I'm flying the guy. Yeah. He's flying with me. He lives in Vegas, too. We're flying together. Don't worry about any of that. Okay. It was his birthday. International travels. It's getting taken care of. Where was Max? Was he in the back row on his birthday?

Yeah. Max. Yeah. Was he in the back row by the bathroom? Max was, I wouldn't say hammered. His cat, he was hammered. Joe was loose. Max finished fairly earlier than I did. But we had a great time that night. Yeah. My last question was just, have you ever been to Topgolf? I have. Is that awesome? You can drink and then you play golf, too. You can drink anywhere. Yeah. But then you have a couch that you can sit down. I'm just thinking that if you went to Topgolf, you could do the thing where you hustle people. They'll probably recognize you now. But I don't know. Maybe there's some casual Topgolf places that you

can just roll up to with a 7-Eye or nothing else. If you went up there and you, how far do you hit your 7-Eye? I don't think I can get out of that. I hit a 185. I don't think I can sneak around out of Topgolf and pass as a no-name golfer. If I took you to Topgolf right now, and they had a target that was 185 yards out, and I gave you 100 balls. How many do you think you hit into the target? Well, there's so many rings. What target are you talking about? The one that's like 185 yards out. Right. But you know, there's a ring. It's a massive target. Yeah. The middle ring. The middle one? I don't know. I haven't been there in a while. The bullseye's like this big. Yeah. We know. I don't know. Maybe one. One out of 100? Maybe. Maybe. That's weird because I read

somewhere that you hit like your six iron in average of 13 feet away from the pin. Yeah. The bullseye is about three inches. Okay. We'll give you the one past the bullseye, the second one. Second one. That's like five feet. But you just had some wings so your hands are a little greasy. Right. And we've had a few drinks so we're feeling it. I don't know. 25? That's okay. I could maybe beat you on that. I'd say you're decent at golf. You sound like a decent golfer. Okay. Yeah. I sound like an average professional golfer. You guys sound like the real deal. Well, we would have played Brooks an extra round on Monday. Would you? Yes, we would. If I were in your shoes, I would have been like, Brooks was so good on

Sunday. I owe it to golf to play him for an extra round for this Clare jump. Okay. I'll remember that next. I'll remember that next time we hop on another call when Brooks, you know, I win and we'll talk about where that has to go. No, it's your next tournament. It's the first round, the next tournament. That's really for the true champion golfer of the year award. Oh, man. Well, congrats though, man. It's awesome. It was actually, I really did, I thought your speech was great. And we appreciate you coming on and good luck in the Olympics. And we'll talk to you again when you win another major. You're going to win all the majors. You're going to win them all. I hope so. That'd be really cool, but hopefully this sparks. If you win all

four majors next year, you have to give us something. You have to give us something. Shopping spree? Yeah. Shopping spree. $50,000 shopping spree. If you win all four majors. All four next year. Yes. Every single one in 2022. Yes. In Vegas. Yes. If I win every single one next year. Yes. Not a grand slam. Correct. Not two. Correct. I win every single one. What about the Collins slam? If he wins the first two next year. If you win the first three next year. So it's the Collins slam. So if you win four in a row, you have to win the first three next year. That's four in a row. Okay. Okay. Yep. That would be four in a row. No, Tiger did that. That's the Tiger slam. Yep. So if you do a Tiger slam, we come out to Vegas. We

go on a $50,000 shopping spree with the boys. Huh. And then you guys for free of charge become my personal media managers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yes. No problem. Right. Yep. Okay. All right. Deal. Okay. I like this. We'll shake on it. We're making deals with everyone. We have one with Christian Yelich. If he hits 20 home runs in the second half, he's got to take us on a shopping spree. So yeah, we're just, I mean, it's a lot of home runs. He sucks this year though. So yeah, it's a little different. 20 home runs is, you know, I mean, three majors are run a lot. It's been done. Yeah. It has. Yeah. The four, the Tiger slam has been done. It's true. The Tiger slam has been done once. All right. Well, thank you so much, Colin. Good luck in Japan. And we'll talk

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That's B-E-T-T-E-R-H-E-L-P dot com slash P-M-T. All right, let's wrap up. We got guys on chicks, and then we got some Billy Recap. Hank, you got us some guys on chicks? I do. All right. How does a guy decide when it's time to feed the geese? To feed the geese? Who is that? I wasn't sure. Feed the geese. I assume that's jacking off. Let's see. Because you go like, yeah, because you like feed geese like this. Feed the geese. They usually honk. Yeah. To masturbate. I don't, I don't jack off. It doesn't, uh, I don't, there's no time. It just happens. It could happen with anything. It could be a stiff breeze. It could be a memory. It could be a

something comes on TV. It's really, I mean, do you guys, anyone here? Yeah, it's like, yeah, I mean, it's not something I have like set in my mind. Yeah, right. I don't have it. It's like, ah, well, this could be, all right, let's do this. I don't plan out in my, in my scheduler. Boredom? Boredom is usually a good one. I think it's usually just to pass the time. Yeah. It's like, all right, let's do that or fall asleep. Now what? Yeah. My boyfriend says it's not cheating if he drinks a bunch of novelty drinks, gets wasted and then takes liquor shots off girls at the bar. Is this cheating? I don't think liquor shots off girls at a bar. That's not cheating. It also depends on what type of novelty drinks we're working with here. Yeah. If we're talking about just like a margarita that

has a beer floating in it, I'd say that's still cheating. But if it's something that you drink out of like a giant bucket, then I think it's not cheating. It's not smart. It's not smart. I don't think that's qualified as cheating. It's, it's definitely, you're, she's not gonna be happy nor should she. If you reversed it, I always say like, just reverse it. Guy would be pissed, right? I think the real answer is if the girl at the bar is hotter than she is, then it's cheating. If she's not, then you'd be like, ah, I thought it was like, she's like a sister to me. Yeah. And then your girlfriend would be like, I know, I can never lose you. A sister, yeah. Who doesn't take, who doesn't take shots off her sister? I don't know. I don't have a sister. My ex-boyfriend

is the biggest raised fan and I'm a socks fan. We made a bet that if the socks won 91 game, first of all, who's the biggest raised fan? This might be fake. If he is a raised fan, he's probably the biggest raised fan. We made a bet that if the socks won 91 games, he would have to wear my 2018 cheating year World Series gear round. We broke up and ended on shitty terms, but I think you should be a man of his word and wear the shit if we win 91 games. Is that right? Yeah. Why not? I think what you have to do is you have to just be like, hey, I've been thinking about you a lot right when they win 91 games. Yeah. I've been thinking about you a lot. Maybe we can give this a try on that day. Wait, no, don't go on the day. Wait

till like 93. Okay. Yeah. Wait for a little bit after then. Or even do the plant the seed at like 89. Yeah. Be like, I've been thinking about you. Just send them a text or just like hit emphasize on one of your old sex that you have together. She definitely wants to get back with them. Like that you wouldn't ask that like, if you ask this question, that means you kind of want to get back with him. And it's not the worst way to get back with with a significant other be like, you owe me this bet. Yeah, agreed. Hey guys, not a guys on chicks, but I need an explain it to Hank ever since big cat talked about the 8k camera. How do I see 8k on my 4k TV? So 8k I might have been wrong. People some nerd said it's not 8k. I don't fucking know, dude. It's just what we have said

is futuristic now 8k. It's the stuff that they show on NFL Sunday after a touchdown. There is a channel though. You Yeah, there is. There is. It's it's basically if you go, I think what did I watch? I might have watched Wimbledon in 8k or no, is the Euro finals? Yes, 4k. Okay, 4k. But it's if you go to the regular channel HD, it will pop up and say, do you want to watch this in fucking super HD and little hack that actually is way ahead of the regular channel. Oh, like it's like a second or five seconds. Can you get a live betting edge? I don't think so. So try someone will probably explain it better. But my understanding is it's like they're nicer cameras. But no matter what, because it's on TV and the way they broadcast,

they have to broadcast TV, no one's seeing like 8k or 4k because they're broadcasting it in 1080p. But they're using cameras that are they can shoot 4k, but they're not broadcasting for cameras are ahead of the technology. I do know the cameras are like higher quality and they have the ability to shoot for 8k. But because of the way it's broadcasted, like no one's seeing for 8k. But I okay, it was actually it was actually the all star game now that I'm thinking about it. And it was crisper. Like it was crisper than regular HD. I don't know how much crisper but I could tell that there was a little bit of a difference. I don't know if we need to get crisper with anything. I really don't. Yeah, I'm just more interested in being ahead

of everyone. Yeah, that's a fucking thrill. I'm in a good place right now with what sports looks like on television. I don't know if my eyes are ready for although I do predict that it's about that time for them to start forcing 3D down our throats again. It's like every three years like 3D sports is coming back and always sucks. It's never been good. Yeah, but they're going to try because they they feel like they can make money off it now. So that's I predict in the next like two years, they'll start forcing that on us. I wish I wish kids knew how fucking crazy it was when we went to HD. It was awesome. I remember the midges game was the first one that I was like, whoa, Jabba Chamberlain and the midges Cleveland. Remember watching the news and HD for the first

time? Yeah, it blows your mind. Yeah. Now it's just now sometimes I actually like to go back to standard def just like old school throwback. Well, I don't even notice the difference anymore. Oh, go back to standard def and you'll notice the difference. No, I think I watched some stuff on standard. Switch it back and forth and one was like square and the other one was like no Christmas image you've ever seen. I think it's pretty similar. Nope. No, wrong. Man, explain technology to you, but you're I kind of want to get one of the Oculus things. I perfect. Great call. Hank, I have one. I haven't opened the box. So really? Oh, yes. I used. I used the Oculus little sass brought in an Oculus one day. We used it for

20 minutes, five minutes in, I said, holy shit, I need this, bought it, sitting on my desk in the box, never opened. Wait, what? It's not the best advertisement, but I mean, I know I just, I am, I am, you know me, I'm a very, you know, knee jerk guy, like, ooh, gotta have it. And then when it showed up, it was maybe two days later because it was Amazon Prime. It was like 450 bucks down the drain. So you can have it. What do you do with an Oculus? You plug it into like a PlayStation? Or is it just its own gaming system? It's its own gaming system. Yeah. So, but you can view on it too. Yeah, but it's its own gaming system. It's VR. Yeah, it's awesome. So virtual reality. Again, it's very cool. Like if you, if I give you my Oculus, then we play it together. I'm going to

want it back. So don't do that. Just a heads up. Yeah, I'll never mention it. Even if I use it, you have to do, you have to like sign in through that. I think Facebook owns the company because they own. I'm out for that reason. I'm out. Yeah. I'm not giving a penny to that new Zuckerberg. I mean, I'm sure you still have your Facebook account like activated. So and I am active on Instagram, which I always plug in as also Facebook. Right. I'm back in on Oculus. Damn. What is an appropriate amount of beers for my boyfriend to drink on a beach day? I usually get like a six pack of seltos when we go with our friends and he will always get at least a 24 pack of beer. He says he needs more because he is bigger. Yes. Is that true or am I dating an

alcoholic? By the way, let's just before we hop into this, I love that line because I use it all the time when we're out to dinner or like getting ice cream. And it's like, I'm going to get three scoops because I'm bigger. I mean, that's a good way to stay bigger. I need more power. I need more energy to survive. My general rule of thumb is you always get more than you need. But if you're going to be on, if you're going to be on the sun, let's say from 11 o'clock until five o'clock, 24 is a pretty good number because you're hot out there. If they're cold beers, you're regulating your body temperature. You could actually put yourself in danger if you don't drink enough. And there's always like, I've always found there's like a three to four beer

error that you need to have where it's like either maybe you hopped in the ocean, now the beer is warm or dipped. It spilled over in the sand. You're going to lose a couple just out of general sloppiness. So it's like 20 beers. And you can also take into account like, what if a friend shows up and they didn't bring theirs? I have to share some of mine with them. Yeah, throw a couple around. There's no faster way to end a beach day than just running out of booze. Yeah, if you're out of here, it's like, might as well pack up and head in, wash our feet off. Is that it? That's it. All right, Billy. Oh, wait. Yeah. What? Okay, we have a good one. Hi guys, my boyfriend hasn't gone down to me in almost two months. Whenever I ask, he says he's been really had a ton of anxiety about

becoming the next Michael Douglas. I googled it and could not believe it. How do I handle this moving forward? I think you smear some peanut butter on it. I mean, the guy would just go right to town. We'll get you hooked up with Colony Balls, he'll tell you. Although that would actually be more of a scared stray because he hurt his neck. Or Munchtown Bob. Yeah, Munchtown Bob. He will, he will hook it up. Yeah, I think, I think Michael Douglas might have gotten addicted to it. So just don't get addicted to it. I think Michael Douglas also saw the best opportunity ever to flex on America. Yeah, you know this cancer that everyone's praying for me that I have? It's because I ate too much pussy. Yep. Just puss all day, all night. Everything in moderation. There it is.

What? Billy's now worried about how much pussy. No, no, what? Who's Michael Douglas? An actor? He got throat cancer because he ate too much puss. Yeah, he was married to Catherine Zeta-Jones. So you could understand a little extra. Such a hot name. So yeah, very. Dude, fucking scene. What's that movement? Entrapment. Yeah. Yeah. Which it goes up and under. Delasers. All right, bonks all around. That's okay. No, you know what? That doesn't count as a bonk because that's just, that's past. It's also a cinema. Thoughts have already happened. That's, now I want to go feed the goose just by thinking about it. Those are art. Little stats on Jeff Bezos' flight. Jeff Bezos went 350,000 feet in the air. The highest recorded flight by a plane

was 367,000 feet. What the fuck? So he didn't do shit. Yeah, he could have gone there on a plane. Oh my God. For much cheaper. This is just like what Elon Musk did when he built a tunnel to Grimes' house. Yeah. He's like, look what I can do. Jeff Bezos just flies straight up and down. That's so stupid. Wait, wait, what about the guy from Red Bull that jumped out of that pool? That was shorter. That was around 150,000 feet. That's still. Which is still crazy. Yeah, that's still halfway up to, if you're going to space, yeah. So I just, I couldn't tell you any of these. What does Neil deGrasse Tyson have to say about this journey? Plane to flight flew higher than that rocket went. Also, just in comparison, Yuri Gargarin, Yuri Gargarin, 60 years ago, did 108

minutes. Oh fuck, I'm still going up. What the hell? Around the earth, and that was 60 years ago. Okay. Yeah, not impressed. We're not impressed. Oh, here's a good staff from Neil deGrasse Tyson. Relative to a schoolroom globe, the plate at Mars would be a mile away. The moon would be 30 feet away. The International Space Station orbits three eighths of an inch or a centimeter above the surface. Bezos this month ascended the thickness of two dimes above the surface. What the fuck? Fraud, what? That's a joke. I could jump that high. How many grains of rice? I think you got to do Bezos grains of rice. I think it's one grain of billionaire rice. Yeah. Maybe even less. Our guy, David Yaus, turns out drinks 10 to 12 cups coffee a day. How did you,

how did you say it's me? Yaus. I kind of like that. Yeah, I like that. Yaus. How do you say it? If he goes for a Dodgers, it would be Yaus. He had 10 to 12 cups of coffee a day. What a beast. And he's 4-0 as a manager. He's managed two games, incredible comebacks in the last week. Do you think that he's going to get a job as a manager? That'd be awesome. Dabo doesn't think there are 12 teams good enough for an expanded college football playoff. That was another quote from SED. He just doesn't want to have the chance of being upset, but yeah. He's got his spot locked up forever. And the higher usership of Oculus Rift users are usually geese feeders. That's an animal fact in itself. Yep. Wait, how about it Hank?

It plugs into porn? Yeah. VR porn. I'm still out on it. 99. 65. 18. Uh, wait. 69. 69. Say it. New one. 16. Oh. You want to do it again? Oh my god. It's not. Oh my god. It's 69. Oh, 68. No, that's 89. Lines on the bottom. 89. Just like we said, you want to do one more because we put 18 out? Yeah, there was a lot of No, I heard you Jake. I heard you. 66. You went a very like audible. Oh. This counts. That one was practice. 69. So 89 is not in the record book? No, you can't say that. That one counted 66. All right. So it was doing double. Okay. We've done double before. We've done double. This is like 12 the first day.

All right. Double. 99. 18. This counts regularly. 89 counted regularly. The name has six. I have 66. 95. What'd you say? Have you ever gotten it? Not close. Well, I got close, but no. Google Belgian blue cattle. Oh yeah, they're bees. Yeah, they're awesome. Also about the Dabo thing real quick. Yeah. You know, he said that he would be in favor of the EPL model, where it's relegation. I like no tournament. So again, not really hurting him. Not a bad idea though. Yeah, Dabo. Love you guys. Yeah.

I'm going hard in the motherfucking pain. I'm a dirty ball ain't no sign. Huff the fumes until I fight. Got a pine finish when I stay my deck. Watch it drip right down my neck. Paint, look at paint in my mustache. Paint all in my butt crack. Paint all in my nuts. That's it. Okay. It's part of my take presented by Barstool Sports.