Pardon My Take - The Chiefs Win Super Bowl 57, Fastest 2 Minutes + Max & Rone Recap The Heartbreak From Inside The Stadium

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

The final Fastest 2 Minutes of the season we then recap Super Bowl 57, Mahomes MVP and what happened to the Eagles defense. About 25 minutes in Max and Rone get back from the stadium and tell us about the pain they're going through, what they were thinking during the game and how deep their hurt is. We finish with Who's back of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, Super Bowl 57. Losing my voice. It's been a long Super Bowl week. We're gonna recap the game. We got boomers for you.

You got fests, two minutes. We're gonna talk about everything. Max is in route to coming back to the house, so we will hear from him. He might just go to Mexico. He might just go to Mexico. We'll get a very drunk, sad Max. I'm a sad boy as well.

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We're going to rock down to electric avenue. And then we'll take it higher. Oh, we're going to rock down to electric avenue. It's part of my tape presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to part of my tape. Today is Monday, February 13th. Super Bowl 57. What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? We go out to State Farm Stadium for Super Bowl 57 in Glendale, Arizona as what's the frequency?

Kenneth Gainwell woke the crowd out of its REM sleep getting down to the one-foot stipe as Jalen Megahertz amped them up for the first touchdown. And then the Chiefs responded as Travis Trickkelsey made it a great day to be alive for Chiefs fans scoring his 16th postseason touchdown that no one ever thought would happen in the media in a million years ever. And the Chiefs keep rolling, but Harrison Bucker in a touching tribute to my good friend Elon Musk targeted the far left fake news Washington point post and doink, doink. But don't be disturbed, Philly.

The Eagles drove back as AJ Brown with the sickness scored another touchdown for the Eagles hoping to bring home a new medal for his trophy case. And the Eagles get the ball back again and whap, fumble, fumble, whap. As Nick Cannon Bolton brought new life to Chiefs fans who will get to think about that play for another nine months before the next season, whap, fumble. And Palin Hertz bounces back as people can see him rushing from their house into the end zone. Was Donna Kosey happy?

I don't know. Do you know? I don't know. Alaska. And we'll kick it to massive Rihanna fan Jake Marsh for his halftime show analysis. At halftime, Marie Mama found love in a hopeless place. She's pregnant, Teige. It would only be a few hours until Big Cat could be telling Max, bitch better have my

money for the ticket, that is, despite the double digit lead for the birds. All of the lights were on state fart stadium as we would soon find out who's going to run this town tonight, Kansas City or Philadelphia. This game was being played in the desert, so there would be no need for my umbrella. Ella, Ella, Travis Kale, say, say no need for my umbrella. Ella, Ella, Jason Kale, say, say the performance would then be over and the second half would determine who would be shining bright like a diamond Super Bowl ring all off season. Thanks, Jake Marsh.

That was an incredible halftime recap. And while some thought he'd get sent home early from Super Bowl, Patrick Mahomes took more shots at halftime than Michael Irvin in the Toradol kicked in as the chiefs responded early. And on 3rd and 14, Lane Johnson and the rest of the bald eagles marched down and Dallas One Nation under Goddard made a catch of allegiance, bringing Drake Elliott onto the field and said, imagine if I never split the proskies for a big, big deal goal. But Mr. 4th quarter cadarius rucker Tony, and I only want to be with you.

Juice Schuster got through all the hits as Tyree kills watching sadly from home. Talk about a dolphin's cry, boom. The Philly offense wasn't done yet as I took a page out of Rihanna's S&M playbook, moving the chains and tied it up real good. But stop me if you've heard this before. There was too much time on the clock for Patrick Mahomes, who drove down the field for the game winning score to seal it for the chiefs. Let's go down to the field with Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes.

Patrick, thanks. You know, we failed back early, we were falling behind, but what's my favorite thing in the world? Ketchup. Wowie-pazowie, we dumped a little purple drink on Coach Reed. It's kind of funny because I was leaning pretty good, and my foot smarts up, and that grass was so dang slippery, it was like playing on a Toad's Pussy out there. And now to pause off a couple dozen ice cold cold slats, the mountains were blue, bitches.

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It was an incredible, incredible game. We're going to get Max in here. He's actually on the way back from the stadium. So once he comes in, we wanted to make it as raw and real as possible, so we'll get his first instant reaction. But let's talk about the game here. That was an awesome, awesome game. And I know that people are going to be upset about the last flag that essentially ended

the game with James Bradbury getting called for a hold. James Bradbury admitted that he held him afterwards. So he said, it was a holding. I tugged his jersey. I was hoping they would let it slide. So I'm not even going to complain about the officials. The only thing that I felt like we watched an unbelievable game back and forth and we got robbed of a potential like insane ending where the Eagles had a chance to answer the

Chiefs. But all that aside, I'm sad. The Chiefs were the better team. They were. And Patrick Mahomes and that offense and that offensive line and what Andy Reed did in the second half, they scored on every single possession in the second half. They were the better team and they win Super Bowl 57. So Patrick Mahomes, two MVP, two Super Bowl MVPs.

He is the first quarterback to win the MVP of the regular season to go on to win the Super Bowl. All those accolades and we can also add Tough Motherfucker to the list. I think he's officially, he's a Tough Motherfucker now, right? He is a quintessential gamer. So here's Patrick Mahomes, the start of his career. So he's been in the NFL five years as a starter, five straight championship games, five straight division titles, five straight 12 win seasons, five straight Pro Bowls, two Super Bowls,

two Super Bowl MVPs, two NFL MVPs. The dude is in fucking sane. In this game, like at halftime with the Eagles up 10, Patrick Mahomes, like that first drive when they came down, he even had, I think it was like maybe a 10, 15 yard scramble in the red zone. Like he was just doing it all, he just did it all. And that offensive line for the Chiefs was insane because like, if you're an Eagles fan right now, you're sad.

We're going to hear from Max. I was sad about the future, but that's gambling, like money comes, money goes. It was more that I'll just never be in that spot again. The Chiefs offensive line and their offensive game planning, like they made the Eagles defense look bad. They didn't get any sacks and that was supposed to be the strength of their team. And it was, they didn't do anything all night. That's what I was worried about, that they, that that offensive line was going to be so

disrespected during the week that they were going to be like barking at them, random people, assholes, just like screaming at them out of nowhere. They did feel like they were, they were disrespected. They were kind of ignored. They were talked over and they responded big time. So you talked about the change in the half. So this is per Karen Williams, pro football talk, I believe. She said the Chiefs had the ball four times in the first half.

They scored seven points on offense. They have the ball four times in the second half and they scored 31. It was actually technically 24 points heck of a job, making half time adjustments by the coaching staff of the Chiefs. And it was, it was the adjustments. They, on offense, the receivers were getting open at will. In the first half, it looked like it was going to be, if the Eagles can figure out a way to limit Kelsey to like under 200 yards and three touchdowns, then the Eagles are going

to be able to win. But in the second half, the receivers got involved and people were like, oh, they don't have Tyree Kill all season. They were missing Micheal Hardman, who, I think his, his wife gave birth to a baby like this morning. The Chiefs had, had three babies born. In the last 18 hours, it's insane, like, they must have timed that out. They must have timed it out for Super Bowl babies.

And that's like the exact opposite of what we've been talking about on the show. We always say like, it's awesome when players have like, you always hear about guys that are like, yeah, I'm timing my baby for the off season. So it doesn't interfere with the regular season. He was doing to you. But Andy Reed zigged while everybody's zagging. He's like, I want everybody fucking, well, nine months before the Super Bowl be, Jake, can you look, can you look that up?

I believe it's December. No, no. It's May. It's May. In May. At OTA's, Andy Reed's message to the team was like, go home and get your girls pregnant immediately. So they had three babies.

That's like mother's day. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Perfect. There we go. So Andy Reed gave some good advice. That's, that's why he's one of the goats and the Chiefs.

Yeah. Credit to credit to their coaching staff too for being able to scheme up all that shit in the second half. And guys like Tony Skye Moore contributed. Well, the, well, first of all, it's, it's crazy they were able to plan these pregnancies because as Travis Kelsey told us, no one expected him to be here. No one did. That was like Kirby Smart probably was sitting at home just being like, yeah, Travis, this

is how we do it. Put a disrespect card, even though we are the favorites all year. But yeah, no, the, the Eagles, it felt like they ran zone and, and we're getting picked apart and Patrick Mahomes, even with the gimpy ankle was able to like step up in the pocket and find ways. And then they, I think they switched to man, someone who watched the Alt-22 can tell me on, on the, the, the two red zone touchdowns where Andy Reed called one play and then just called it going the other way for the next touchdown.

Like they were looked so confused. They basically had a guy go in motion and got completely lost in the shuffle. And it was, it really was like, if you're an Eagles fan, it's, you can be upset about the penalty because we all just wanted to see like a classic ending for a game that was phenomenal. But at the end of the day, your defense gave up 31 points and your, your defensive line got no sacks. Like Jalen Hertz played his fucking ass off.

He played outside of the fumble that was obviously very costly. It was the only turnover of the game and it was instant touchdown. The Eagles defense is what let them down. And it was, and it was Patrick Mahomes being Patrick Mahomes and being the best player in the NFL. Like remember when we were getting into the AFC championship game and people were trying to have the discussion? Like there's no discussion.

There's no other guy. Patrick Mahomes is the guy. He has two Super Bowl wins in five years. He is 27 years old. He's fucking insane. And the chiefs, I mean, I really do think this, like I know I could be bitter and sad and I know there's probably some sickos and perverts who are hoping that I'd be like the saddest boy ever, we'll wait till Max gets here for that.

The chiefs were the better team. They made more plays down the stretch. They were able to convert in big time situations. And that second half, they dominated. Like it was so easy for them to move the ball in the second half, whereas the Eagles, like the Eagles offense looked good, but the chiefs were able to make one or two stops. That was the difference in the game. The Eagles also, they felt like they got a little conservative offensively in the second

half touching tribute to what's it say, Rupert Murdoch, who was in the crowd who was struggling to open up his hot dog. Can that like, that guy is so rich and so old. Can we have someone just be on standby to get his hot dog unwrapped? Jerry Jones pays people to hang out to clean his glasses. We should have Rupert Murdoch, if you're that old, there should be somebody on retainer that just goes out there and choose your food for you and just spits it into your mouth. Baby birds are back.

Baby bird style. But yeah, they got a little conservative on offense in the second half there, but that's kind of like, you know, if you're able to run the ball and you're the Eagles and the game's close, you're probably going to stick with that. Jalen Hertz played so good in this game. He had some incredible passes once at Dallas Goddard on third and 14. And that, that was almost like the turning point in the game was almost Nick Siriani not calling a timeout when the clock was ticking down.

So, and then the, and you read and then they challenged that Dallas Goddard and he read lost the timeout. We're all like, Oh, that could be significant. So Nick Siriani had a moment. They showed him on the sidelines. The clock was ticking down. He knew he was about to lose five yards on it. And you could just see the pain in his face.

It looked like he was watching the national anthem again. He was trying to figure out like, I don't want to give up a five yard. I can stop this. Right. I have the power to stop this penalty. And he's like, no, I just got to, I got to let it roll and we'll trade the yards because I'm going to need that timeout later. That was almost the biggest play.

But then the, the pass that Jalen Hertz threw where he dropped it in the bucket on Dallas Goddard was just amazing. There was six inches that he had to fit it in at that point and just perfect catch. And yeah, it was, it was a great game. I'm a little bummed out about James Bradbury admitting it because not, not just like, you know, for, for the show, but it's important for Eagles fans to be able to bitch and moan and have, have a scapegoat in the referees about that. And he took that away from them.

He took away all the, he probably saved that referee's life actually. He did. And, and you know, it was one of those things that like it's, it's one of those calls that if you want to call a penalty on every play, you probably can. And I think people were more mad that it was a very clean game. There was no offensive holding calls all game. Like both sides played a pretty clean game. They let them play.

Uh, I don't think there was any pass interference calls. Like there was, it was an entire game, no roughing the passer, they didn't get to jail and hit him. Yeah, the only sack in the game was actually jail and Hertz running out of bounds, one yard loss. That was the only sack. Like it was a very, there was so much action and it was played at such a high level and that's really all it comes down to is you just wanted to see the game ended on the field

and not with a ref. But again, James Bradbury said, you know, he tugged on him and it, and that, that technically it can be called a penalty. And again, I don't think if you're an Eagles fan, as disappointing as the way that ended, your defense is what really let them down. Like they didn't, that, that pass or would they, they set the record or second most sacks all time. They didn't get it.

It never even felt like there was maybe one or two times all game that it felt like Patrick Mahomes was in serious trouble. And I mean, if that's, if you only are giving him that type of pressure one or two times, like he's Patrick Mahomes. He had a couple of big time runs and he was able to make plays with his feet when he needed to. And he is the best player in the world for a reason. Yeah.

Unfortunately, what I, what I, what I said leading up to this has become true where in five years from now we're going to be like, Hey, actually, you know what, I'm going to take it back because Jalen Hurts played well enough that that doesn't count anymore. Like remember I said that in five years from now we'll be at a bar and someone say, remember when Patrick Mahomes is underdogged to Jalen Hurts, Jalen Hurts asserted himself as he the stage was not too big for him. Even the drive, even when he fumbled, which ends up kind of costing the game because you have that fumble and it becomes such a, he took the Eagles down the field, running the

ball and scored to answer that. Like he was, he did everything that he could have done to win that game for the Eagles. It's just the Eagles defense was not able to stop Patrick Mahomes. I would like to award the very first ever part of my take LVP instead of the MVP. The LVP of Super Bowl 57 was the field was the grass. So bad. They put in a new, they put in new grass two weeks ago. Guess how much they cost?

Guess how much the entire turf cost? Well, no, it's 800,000, which is still, that's a lot of grass. Let me do that again. That's, uh, 8,000, 800,000 multiplied by a hundred. Holy shit. You were way off on that one. Yeah. They put in brand new turf and it's a new, it's like a new type of grass.

I looked it up before the game because, uh, the guy that, that creates this grass, he grows it for golf courses. That's like his job is to develop new types of grass. He developed this specifically, um, in the last couple of years to be, you know, used to play football on. And it's called Tahoma 31 grass. And then they started to do a victory lap about installing this new grass before the game came out.

So like there were articles and sports illustrated. There were like, there were two articles that I read today, um, and big media publications talking about how great this grass was and how it would an awesome job. Roger Goodell did getting this together and like looking out for the players, making shirts, the premium shit, and it was mid that grass was mid. It was, you know, big guy, you thought it was expensive grass. Yeah.

It was actually, it was just, it was just a shake. It was actually, uh, the Oklahoma State University, where the grass came from, tweeted, uh, before the game, the Super Bowl is being played on okay state turf grass, see what ESPN has to say about the special variety of turf it right now at the time of this taping has, uh, over 2000 quote tweets, people are just roasting the grass. It was awful grass. Everyone was slipping the entire game.

All the players changed shit at halftime. I think the Eagles kicker, I think it was Jake Elliott slipped on a kickoff on his plant foot. Yup. Worst grass I've ever seen. Worst grass in Super Bowl history. Uh-oh. Oh, we got, we got the boys coming back in boys are coming back in memes led the

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Max already looks like he's going to cry. He's been crying. Oh my God. This is how would you like to start? There's not much to say. It's funny, because like on the ride back, I'm sure that Max had thought about what he was going to say on the show, and he just has nothing. He's just like his mind is just it's his like his brain is battling itself to try to figure out how to get out of this.

Max, there's not much to say, but we are on a podcast. So you have to say something. Yeah, I know. This is making me feel so much better about losing my ticket that I get to watch this. Yeah, it was tough. Yeah, how much of the result would you put on yourself for for the last 24 to 48 hours? OK, OK, I'll set the scene a little bit.

Yeah, so so Max Max went out last night. We went out with Max. He was basically at about, I'd say, five o'clock yesterday. Max's mind went to a place where he just didn't want the rest of the weekend to exist before the Super Bowl. So we saw he was trying to time travel to the Super Bowl. So what do you do to time travel? You just get hammered as shit.

And so Max went out, had a few drinks last night, including some champagne that you were sipping, you were sipping champagne with your pinky up at the bar. Cheersing, cheersing people. Shouldn't have had the champagne and yeah. And to the table and I jokingly was like, oh, let's do some and he grabbed it out of my hand. It was like cheers, go bird. Yeah, yeah.

And then last night in the car ride back, Max was struggling to keep it together. Might have might have spit up on himself a little bit. He puked on himself. Just a little bit. It was just it was a skosh of vomit. And we said he was going to. He said one thing about me is I could fuck Hank up a hundred times. Yeah, it's still true. That is still true.

Yeah, that is true. It's still true. You can still fuck up Hank. I was a bad guy last night. You're a bad guy. Really, really bad guy. And then if it couldn't get any worse, you woke up this morning and you lost your phone. And this is probably no, definitely the worst possible day of your life

up to this point to have lost your phone at. So you had to go get a new phone and you almost were late to kick off. I feel like we were two hours locked in. We were two. We were sitting. We were sitting in this stadium two hours before. OK, so. Ron, let's hear from you because Max has to collect his thoughts. Like, collect your thoughts, Max.

Think about it. Think about what you want to say. Ron, talk us through the last six hours of your life. It was it felt so good at one point. It felt so good and it got to a point of feeling so bad. And there was a point where I had a flashback to when I was a child. And I thought to myself, like, maybe I could be the 50th president of the United States and play in the 50th Super Bowl. And I just like it was like this this random flashback

to a culmination of aspiring to something more and then just realizing that since I ever wanted that, my life has been a series of so many failures of things that I wanted that I never could get that I got close to that I tasted. And in some ways, it makes the Super Bowl that we won five years ago just a fucking delicious bag of heroin that we tasted once that will never be able to taste again, that we're just chasing after in this this hellish like

riddle that we're just living in that we got so close and that it ended like that. It's like we just sat there in silence for so long, like we just sat there and sat there. And it's truly one of the worst days of my life. BetterHelp.com. Oh, yeah. OK, so I saw the halftime video. You guys were on the moon and we were up 10. We were up by 10.

I was feeling the same thing. I was feeling like 10. It was feeling a level of comfort that I shouldn't have felt at any point. As soon as my homes went down the field, though, to start the third quarter, did you guys have the realization that like, oh, fuck, like this is this is going to be a problem? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I think I went 20 minutes on the stream without speaking because I could stop him. We couldn't touch him.

We're supposed to have the best defensive line in the league and they weren't anywhere around him, dude. It was so depressing because that was supposed to be our bread and butter. Historically, and you can't be considered historically good. If you can't touch the quarterback in the Super Bowl, that's when it mattered. I want to know what was the reaction from you two when my homes it looked like he got hurt in the first half. I mean, he did get hurt.

He was he was limping off the field. He was in a lot of pain. What were your thoughts in that moment? I bet I didn't really think that he wasn't going to come back in. I basically was like, it's a Super Bowl. They're going to do whatever it takes to get him back in. So that didn't even really cross my mind like that much. And we were so positive.

We would never root for injuries. We were talking to every chief fan we saw saying he's a tough sum bitch. Yeah, because he is a tough sum bitch. Yeah, I said I would turn off injuries if I could. I can't, but I would have. Let's embrace the bait because we talked about this before we got it. Is he a tough sum bitch or is he a tough motherfucker? Looking back, I wish he was hurt.

Yeah, I mean, I do too. Actually, that's that's honesty. Yeah, in the moment, I was like, no, I don't want him to be hurt right now. I wish his ankle fell off of his body. So they need to be investigated for what they put in him. Yeah, I mean, he got he got whatever the next level of shit that you can get injected into your body. He they developed a new drug that they tried out into Peyton Manning's wife.

Yes, yes, it was insane. It never happened. There wasn't like a single limp in the slightest. It was an okie doke. Dude, they pulled an okie doke on us. Yeah, they acted all hurt. They like limped a little bit like he was old and injured. No, it was brutal.

Max, can you can you also tell the people at home what it is you're wearing right now? I'm wearing a nice shirt. Let's start. Let's start at the shoes. We'll go. We'll go shoes up. I'm wearing the Taylor Heineke shoes. They're good shoes. I like the legals that. Yep, which I told you not to wear.

Well, I wore them the first two playoff games. You're wearing shoes that you got because you guys lost. They're good shoes. And then and then the pants. I'm wearing the the the pukes wet pants. The big the big pants. The pair of shorts. I'm also wearing jeans underneath of these wet pants that I was wearing.

Two pairs of pants. Wearing two pairs of pants. What? Oh, I know why. Why would you wear two pairs? I know why pants, Max. Tell us why. Big Cat said that he was going to get me into the Eagles after party if they won.

So I didn't want to wear this. The big sweat pants to that after party. I was playing ahead. That's smart. Yeah, that was smart. I mean, if it had happened, then you would have looked like a genius. You would have changed the game forever. And you have people all across the country wearing two pairs of pants.

Do you guys have any regrets? Because I have I have one regret. I actually I don't I don't regret not not hedging because I it's gambling. You win. You lose. That's your big boy. You know, you play with the team on your on the field. I do regret chirping the chiefs whole line. That was a mistake.

Hand up shouldn't have barked. They were really good. They were you were there. Yeah, we saw them and they were massive. Like every one of them. And I should have known them that they're a fucking massive dudes. And they ate the Eagles alive. It was like a black hole, dude. Everything just disappeared when we went into there alone.

It was so bad. Can you guys tell us about the halftime show in person? Rihanna is hot. It was cool because we were winning at that at that moment in time. So it was fun to watch Rihanna. We were whispering a lot of positivity to each other. We're like, we fucking got this. These guys are mother fuckers.

Were you guys about to fuck these dudes up? Were you guys thinking like it was it was over because I wasn't. Were you like what time should I text big hat? Yeah, were you? No, that didn't cross my mind one single time. OK, be honest. But I did think that we were going to win. Yeah. I have a question.

Yes, Hank, you guys were both. I know Rowan went out last night, too. He was a little bit hurting. You guys got to your seats and you were just blasted by the sun. How did that feel? The sun was an issue. So it was a big, big issue,

especially with two pairs of pants on. I was wearing two pairs of pants. I was sweating. I was uncomfortable. It hurt. I was I had a headache. Now, I also heard because you guys were you were drinking through it. I heard I got a live update that when the doink happened, you might have spilled like half your beer on a cheese fan.

I spilled a lot of a beer on the cheese fan. He was he was a really nice guy. And then he was really, really mad at me. I spilled the beer. What was the celebration spill? It was like, yeah, it was the doink. So I was sitting down holding the beer, fresh beer. And it was like, oh, my God, he missed it.

And then it just. That that's right over this guy's right up to the door. Shut the fuck up, Hank. You shut the you shut the fuck up because that don't like Hank celebrating in my face with the bet that I put him on. And he only took the doink because he knew I was taking no doing control. And I that was the dumbest bet I think I will ever make in my life.

It was it was I put I had to put a lot of money on it to make a little bit of money. But I wanted it to be exhorting. I got triple fucked by the Max Max's stomach is doinking on him. I got triple fucked by the fucking doink because one, I bet against it. Two, I bet over three and a half fuel goals. And that would have made it for fuel goals on the day.

And I forget what the third reason was. I think it just it brought me down to a dark place for for a considerable amount of the first half. It was a great doink shot of the actual sound of it. Hank has been really me since we got back. He's a bad person. Deep down he is. He is a dark, bottomless pit of a soul.

I told him in all seriousness, there was no cameras on. He was just firing off tweets, dancing on Philadelphia's grave. And I just I said to him, Jake, heard me. I was like, I hope when you're golfing 36 holes on Tuesday, while we're still working, this snake bites you and kills you. I have another question, if that's all that's allowed. Yeah, go ahead. The fans, you have two days to live.

Ask as many questions as you want. Philadelphia flipped over a car before the game. As as representatives of the city, what cut your thoughts? That was cool. And you're the fucking worst. And I fucking hate you so much. You know, Max could beat your ass. Do whatever you want to do. Max could just be your one thing about him.

That's the thing about Max. The thing about me is I would beat the fuck out of Hank. And it would do numbies, too. It would. It would do numbies. And we're at a party last night and like it was it was funny. I was laughing. He was saying this to people who had no idea about the context. Like they were talking.

He just walked up and was like, one thing about me is I beat the fuck out of this guy. And they're like, what? What? One of the funny. Don't worry about him. One of the funniest parts at the party last night was there was a mentalist there that was doing card tricks and mentalism. Like I texted me during the game, by the way. And so Max sees his mentalist come up to us and immediately he gets like full

erect because the previous mentalist that we had on owes did numbers on the part of my take YouTube. And so Max saw this guy and he saw numbers. He's like, a mentalist. Fuck yeah, I'm going to get this guy's info. So this guy starts doing these tricks for us. And then it comes time to do one of those things where you're like he has you write down something on a card and he does a bunch of other stuff with that. And so Jake had been watching him perform his whole routine and Jake was

just like blown away, blown away by it. And the guy turns to Jake and says, all right, Jake, tell me, who is your favorite athlete of all time? Don't say it, but write it down on this card. And Jake is like so excited and he's like, oh, I know exactly who I'm going to write. Obviously he was going to write Derek Jeter. And so he's getting ready to take the card and then Max just pushes pushes Jake aside and goes, no, I know my favorite player.

And he stole the trick from Jake so he could write Shane Victorino on the seven of diamonds. Fine wine. Yeah, I get it. And then well, the other guy got it because he's because mentalists are incredible. But Max was just you were, I think you went to a point. I'm sorry, Jake. You went to a point where the only way that you were feeling a little bit

insecure about the game, but the only only way that you could get past that is to put on this cloak of invincibility and just be like, fuck it, we're going to win. I thought we were going to win. I will say, though, not to, you know, not keep parking on maniac Max last night. But again, party, casual people, people come out to say, what do you think about the game? I was like, birds, birds are going to win. There's no way they lose. And then Max would go to an outburst.

No, fuck this guy. Don't listen to this guy. And then I was like, he started talking about paying the money back. I was like, why are you preparing to lose? He goes, everyone prepares to lose. I was like, no, no, no, they don't. Not guys who drink champagne. The Eagles, the Eagles players don't prepare to lose.

They prepare to win. They lost to the best quarterback of all time. You got to prepare to win. Oh, yeah. Oh, I like to think about that. Hank, let's have the discussion. He's got two Super Bowls. Yeah.

In five years. See, see how he goes. OK. He's got a shot. So. You guys both owe me $6000. Yeah, how should we do it? However you want to do it, I don't care.

I'm going to need it. I'm going on vacation for about five days this next week. I think Monday is Presidents Day. So Tuesday, I'll need it by Tuesday. So ammo does $3,000 a day, I think is the limit. OK. But I also think that we should do something. Yeah.

I don't know what it should be. I don't know if it's a live stream. I think a live stream would be good. Live stream where we like do something to get them. Is the live stream you watching, walking in and handing them over? No, no, no, no. They should do. No, no, no, because you don't actually have to pay me by Tuesday.

Max, you do. Ron, you don't. No, no, no, no. What if you guys should have to live stream the Super Bowl? Yeah, they should live stream watching the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's what you should do. And you can say and you can open up your Venmos. And if people have pity on you, you guys will watch back the Super Bowl.

And we can just do like trials and tribulations throughout the live stream. Like, like, OK, well, we're like camp pigs who are just like doing whatever people say for like $20. Yeah, second half, you have to show feet. That'll get the money going. Oh, my God. Jalen Hurts did look really good. Jalen Hurts was phenomenal. Like that's one thing that you can walk away is being like

no one can say anything bad about Jalen Hurts anymore. The only thing you can say about it is it continues our take that quarterback with a visor, no Super Bowl. Yeah, that's true. But no, he was I said it before you guys walked in. My fear, what I expressed on Friday of people saying, like, you know, remember when Patrick Holmes is an underdog of Jalen Hurts in the Super Bowl, that doesn't really play anymore, because Jalen Hurts

did everything outside of the fumble, which was backbreaking. Yeah, but. But everything else, he was absolutely spectacular. The Eagles defense completely and that's more credit to the Chiefs offensive line in Patrick Holmes. But that's what I let you down. Like, you can't James Rabber even said that that was a penalty. Totally. He thought he could get away with it.

That was what are you guys thinking in that? I mean, I we had a chance to get the ball back, go down the field and score. Even if he just doesn't take the penalty and they score on us, at least we have a shot. We tried to let them score after that. So at least we would have our fate in our own hands. I don't think that they would have even completed that. So it would have been a field goal.

We can go and try and get a field goal. It was like the moment. It was such a quick. Cheer, celebration. Yes, we finally got to stop. And then you just I just saw that that fucking yellow flag float and float on to the field. And it was it was just backbreaking.

It was back. It was like being on the top of a Mayan temple. And a guy is just holding your fucking heart in front of you as you die. It's just like you saw it ripped out. And it's just like the moments as you die and you just saw it happen in front of you. And it was just over. Did you cry, Max?

No, there was I did. He cried a little. I they're be honest. My brother called me in the car after and he was just talking kind of talking it out. And there was a moment where I like almost thought I was going to burst into tear. What do you say? Like cry, cry.

What do you say? You can cry now. No, but you can. No, it's fine. Did you cry? You look like you're about to cry out of anger at all. Like when you guys were winning, because I could also see you crying. I was excited.

But it was never a moment of like. You I could I don't even know. No, but that's OK to cry because think about it. Like you may never get to go to an eagle's Super Bowl ever again and potentially for free. Like if the Eagles win that game right now, you not only got a free Super Bowl ticket, but you are most likely. This is mean in your genes, partying with the team.

Like you would be you and Lane Johnson would have had the greatest bear hug of all time while you're just like all might the team I love just want a Super Bowl and I'm with the guys. Yeah, that would have been pretty cool. I don't know. I don't know what else to say. It's it's this is a bad, bad feeling, like a really bad feeling. Did you definitely thought about the party, though, is there somebody that you were like looking forward to meeting

is someone that you want to drink beers with who was performing? I don't I don't know. I don't remember. I don't want to talk about it. You did talk about it, though. Who do we? You definitely fantasize about what the party was going to be like. The side was going to perform. We talked about even at the facility. Who did they say they say was going to perform?

DJ Khaled, 21 Savage. You love him. And no, it would have been cool. As he gets up there and just I just want to rock, rock, rock, rock. The whole dance and then they were they were dancing to our song, dude. They were. It was just so bad. We were so close, so close.

And listen, the one nice thing that's happening right now is I'm starting to feel a lot better about my bet, just seeing you guys. Because there is no I said before, gambling is is gambling. Like I've been gambling my whole life. You win, some you lose, some I lose more than I win by a lot. I was sad because this I'll never get into a Super Bowl with a 22 to one ticket. But fandom always trumps gambling and seeing you guys as sad as you are is giving me a little bit of joy.

It's terrible. It's the low of lows. Like if the Eagles and Phillies have won the World Series in the Super Bowl, well, that's a town. Remember, Max, you said title town. Max called you guys title town. I shouldn't have said that. You guys now you you guys have lost the last three professional sports championships that have been given out. Yeah. We're going to lose to the Celtics in the playoffs this year,

and it's going to be like the most devastating thing of all time. More than this clip it like Hank's stupid fucking face is going to make me so, so mad. It's repeats itself. He'll beat the Celtics, but losing the finals. Yeah, that's true. That would be so fine with me. What? Like second place? Beating the Celtics, beating the Celtics.

He said no, he said no before. He said that. Yeah, but you're beating the Celtics. Yes, but you're you're just you're willing this to happen now. Yes. Do you know how good that would feel? Yeah, for like for like two weeks. Yeah, beating. And then and then you only care about titles.

I care about you. And now you have to look at them knowing that. What do you think about about that about that scenario? Would you would you take that right now to beat? No, I don't know. That's not good. You might have to beat Hank's ass. No, you literally that's like the only thing that's presenting itself.

He's fucking his little Cheshire grin. Just I cannot look at him smiling. He's smiling. He's so happy. It was so true because like during the stream and well, actually, you know, Hank also lost his future on the Eagles. Oh, true. They put in earlier this week for three dollars and twenty one cents.

But during the stream, Hank was being, you know, outside Doink gate, Hank was being a good supportive friend, for the most part. He wasn't rooting against the Eagles. He wasn't rooting loudly for the Chiefs. But I was probably rooting for the Eagles. But but if you but if you check his timeline. Yes, like to our face, he's being so nice. And then you look at what he's what he's putting out there

into the world for everyone else to see. And it's just a never ending cascade of shit. It was I didn't start tweeting until the game. No, no, it was, you know, we got in the car and Hank, it was actually really nice. Basically is what you would feel like if you were able to attend your own funeral. Everyone in the car, like, did their own version of like, I'm so sorry, big cat. Like really in hushed tones. It was like it was touching.

It felt nice, supported. And so Hank's even chipped in and said, I'm so sorry for your loss. And then I looked at his timeline when I got back and he was just fucking dancing on film. There's not a genuine bone in his body. No, he's just rotten to his core. It's brutal. He was he was leaning over and showing me pictures of my sad face and your sad face.

Yeah. During the game. And oh, man, Max's sad face, too. And he he showed me the side by side. Nick Siriani crying in the National Anthem. And Max crying during the actual game there. I said, it's going to be a meme for all time. And I thought it was that was a good thing. Oh, no. Yeah.

No, he even said he goes, I'm sorry, big cat about your loss. And then like maybe like 30 seconds later, he's like, hey, can you send me that picture of me and Max drinking champagne? And I said, no, absolutely not. I said, I'll send it to Jake and what he does with it. I don't care, but I'm not sending it to you. But I saw I saw you taking the picture in real time. I was like, I know big cat knows how insane of him.

Oh, I was talking to Max. The way Max acted last night, you could write history books on how not to act before the biggest game of your life. I'll be the author of that book. Yeah. I had a front row seat and I knew I was like, this is either going to be make it that much better for him if he wins, because it's like you're coming off a long night and you're just rolling into a party or it's going to make them losing 20 times.

Funny, I said, I said to him, I was like, hey, dude, like, let's keep it together. You got a big day before you got a big day coming up tomorrow. And he he looked me in the eyes. He's like, I'm built different. I did not keep it together. I did not keep my chart. Be the reason why the Eagles lost Max. OK, so I'll I'll give myself 5% blame for for the barking of the O line.

I'll give 5% blame to Roan for cheating at the dozen. That was massive. I'll give. I was James Badbury. I thought I could get away with it. No, I knew. Listen, when that happened, when that whole night went down, I was like, this is a bad karma thing. I tried to try to jump in the pool to like redeem myself. It didn't work.

I'd give 25% to the Eagles defense and defensive line specifically. So what is that 35? So then 65% to Max. Yeah, I'm a bad guy. All right, Max did soggy sorrows preemptively today. He walked into the pool with all of his clothes on to try to tone for his sins of night before it was it was a funny visual. You look funny when you did it.

So we're not going to make you do soggy sorrows again. We can't do that twice in one day. But you've got next time you're here, you'll have a different game plan. But that's the thing about Super Bowls for franchises that don't go to Super Bowls often. You never know when you're going to be back. It might never happen. Our coaching staff is 20 free agents.

Our coaching staff is going to get these other head coaching jobs. I don't know why you would hire some of them. The chiefs have wide open touchdowns. Jonathan was so bad. He had a bad game. Zone defense just getting ripped. Our offensive coordinators are going to get hired by the Colts. Like it could be the last hurrah.

I mean, I think the jail hurts as a guy. I think we have two first round. Don't do that. Jalen Hurts is a guy. He was awesome tonight. Yeah. But they're saying it's the last hurrah. He's like 24.

No, no, no, he's two. What? Octopus for Jalen. Octopus for Jalen Hurts. Yeah, no, it's that one. Thank you. It's a it's a fuck you ain't god damn it. He's just the fucking worst. It's what I'm going to say. I we gave out two props on this show Friday.

Shaking his head means it's Hank too. Did I put you onto that one too? No, that was Jake. Yeah, Jake. Very cool. It's yeah, it's just you don't know when you're like, listen, if the bears are ever lucky enough to go to another Super Bowl,

I will I will be in bed by like 7 p.m. The night before I'll knock myself out to be fresh. I'll drink a whole bottle of Nyquil right before I go to bed. Learn from me. Learn from me. Yeah, well, I don't even have to learn from you. I knew what you're doing was bad in the real time.

Same. And I encourage you to keep going. My God, he's worse. All right, I have one last question for you guys. The devil. You're the devil. But he didn't do himself. I was not like I was like.

No, I did. I was really bad. I was really bad. But you got there and you were locked in for the game. I was locked in for the game. You were screaming. You were pouring beer on the guy watering him like a garden. Yeah, there was moments.

I was so much fun. We said we had one half to go. We're up 10 and a half time. I know. We scored again. Do you know what though? When you guys got the ball first, I was like, there's a problem because I there's nothing worse

than just knowing they have one in the bank. But then but then you score first and I understand. But then they scored just as easy going down the field. I know they did. In the first half, too, you guys had the script that you needed. And the Holmes was like barely on the field. He literally they had the first try to touch down. Then they obviously scored on a fumble.

They missed a field. They missed a field goal, scored on the fumble, and then they punted. Like it was and my home got Willy Wonka hurt. He like limped out and then like did a somersault after that. It was you see the end of the the usual suspects when Kevin Spacey is walking down the street. Yeah, and then he just starts.

He just starts walking away. He Kaiser Soze. He says Patrick Mahomes is Kaiser Soze. It was terrible. It was bad. It was all really bad. All right, my last question. Roback question.

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OK. How long do you think it will take for you guys to get over this loss? This is unlike anything I've ever felt before in my entire life. Have you do you have awful grandparents of life? No. It's basically it's it's it's a pain that should show deep in me and Rome literally sat there for 15 minutes after the game ended and didn't say a single word. That silence just like flag over my head just like in complete darkness.

It was so this is a kind of loss that starts to shape who you are as a person and like how you see the world and how you feel about yourself. And people are just dancing on my grave, shitting on me online. Oh, it's bad, but I'm numb to it. It's nothing can make me feel as bad as I already feel inside. Like there's no touching the fucking depths of that emotion. It's so shitty. Yeah. What do you think the reaction is going to be from the city of Philadelphia?

Because you know that they would have gone nuts with the way they go. Excuse me. Excuse me. That car. PFT. What? You're talking about Tidal Town. Yeah. No, I'm saying what do you think is going to be? What's going to be the reaction of the city of Philadelphia? OK, he's I want to hear, though, I want to hear, though. What do you think that they're are they going to like go out and riot tonight in the streets because of this?

Or are they going to just like pack their bags, go home? We only celebrate and and destroy property after wins. You just got to you just got to go home. You just got to go to bed. The way it was described to me, you do. They said it was like a very like dangerous silence in the city right now. I don't like that. It's like a danger. It's very quiet, but like dangerous, eerie,

like on the verge of something. I don't know. Like all the all the birds and shit are flying away. All the aliens come, dude. I really hope the aliens just descend on us and fucking rip this shit up. Max, you were about to cry there. I'm not crying, but. You were. You want me to cry so bad.

It's the only it's this is why I say there. I want to knock off a thousand if you cry. Yeah. Yeah, if it's genuine tears, absolutely a thousand dollars knocked off. So much everyone's just staring at me. Well, you can sit there and think about it. And if you start crying, then you get a thousand dollars off. It's easy. We can keep going with the show and you can sit there and let us know when you start crying.

A lot of guys you're losing in free agency. You got pigs, though. And Jason Kelsey might retire. Jason, he's definitely retired. That was his last. That was it. That was everything that he gave to us, dude. Think about all the pictures that he took down the shore and just stumbling around Old City, how much of a filly guy he was.

He looks like you. He's you. What a little. I love him. You what are you going to think about when you think about Jason Kelsey? What do you think about on the plane tomorrow? Oh, man, what time's your flight? Flights at two thirty. It's going to be a long ride back. So long middle seat.

What do you mean, middle seat? You're not going to be in the middle seat? I don't. I don't think so. Have you checked in? No, I don't like I don't have any apps on my phone. You were pretty new. This whole phone thing really fucking sucks. Yeah, but it does.

Yeah, you had to buy a new phone, too. And yeah, that was like seven hundred bucks. And six thousand dollars you got to give me. Yeah, six thousand. Yeah, and and and it would have we just waited. It would have been like four and would have been so much cheaper if we waited. You know, it's cheaper right now. If you cry, think about how great the entire off season would have been

if you just had like a full off season, just stunt on everybody. Oh, my God, dude, if we had an extra draft pick in the last pick in the draft, we could just be so cocky. We would have been such bad people. This would have been he literally would have been drinking toasting champagne with the Eagles with Jason Kelsie. Second, you would have been able to Spider-Man mean with Jason Kelsie. I love I love Jason Kelsie.

I'm going to miss him so much. Are you worried about Eagles fans? Like maybe blaming you for this loss because of your actions last night or is that even cross your mind? People are not the happiest with me online right now. It's it's not a good feeling. They're happy. You're sad. They're taking joy in the fact that you're going through it.

Hank is so happy. You think it's so you think it's possible that Jalen Hurts cut whiff of of your actions. And as Jake told you last night, he he fumbled that ball on purpose, so he wouldn't have to party with you tonight. He wouldn't do that. He played so well.

He's franchise quarterback. You got to pay him this off season two, and that's just going to cut into what we can pay everybody under the cap. Yeah, that's going to cut into what we can do. This is let's just see real quick. So Fletcher Cox, Brandon Graham, Jason Kelsey, James Bradbury, I think he's going to cry. I think he's going to cry.

I think I think I'm going to sue. I think he's crying right now. Limbaugh, Joseph, Boston Scott, Zach Preskell, Miles Sanders, you're crying. Chauncey Gardner, Johnson, Gardner, Mintchew. Just let it go. All these guys are going to be gone.

Let it go, man. Strongman also cry. A thousand bucks. Yeah. Just so you know, Max, to my wife, texting me is like, don't make Max pay. And I was like, I have to make him pay. He won't learn if you don't make him pay.

She was like, don't make him pay. He's already hurting enough. And I was like, no, no, no, you don't understand that he has to pay. No, I have to pay. You have to pay. I have to pay. YouTube stream would be nice. Yeah.

Well, except for the fact that you have to watch the game again. Yeah. And, man, you guys. You had it. You had it. This is this is so mean right now. What's going on? You had it.

I know, I know. It was in your hands. That half time, like watching that half time performance with a 10 point lead, not knowing if my homes was coming back, didn't cross my mind, but like not knowing that is that. What is that? Oh, no.

Eagles fans are climbing poles despite the loss. Oh, no. Listen to Max. Just go to bed. It's good. Nature's healing. Just go to bed. The headline, Eagles fans celebrate season

despite Super Bowl loss. Fox 29. This is that. That can't be true. I refuse to believe that's true. AP tweeted it. OK, well, Max Roan, thank you guys. It's great that we got your instant reaction.

I'm sorry if you're lost. I lost just like you guys. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, you I'm sorry. We couldn't give you, you know, bring you that that bet. It does make me feel a lot better seeing you guys because there is no, like I said, gambling is gambling. You win some, you lose some.

I'm a big boy. I even though people are like you should have hedged. I was never going to hedge. I wanted to feel it. You can't celebrate if you hedge. And I wanted to celebrate with you guys. But seeing you guys as down as you are makes me realize that I'm OK.

I'm OK. I'm glad we could do that. Someday you guys will be OK. Maybe not. I don't know. This is this is the type of loss that you're going to. I don't know where another you're going to. You're going to wear it with you for the rest of your life.

It's going to be a part of your DNA. It's what you're going to you're going to evolve. You're going to move on. But it's going to affect how you are in the future. This is it's a part of you now. This loss is inside you forever. When the Eagles lost to the Patriots in 2004. Yeah.

I just thought about I thought about it for 14 years. I just thought about it every year. And like I became a loser because of it. It's like I was just a loser. Like I knew deep down that I was a loser. And it feels like we're going back to that dude. Yeah. Because you won and Andy Reed like those second half

adjustments by Andy Reed. Yeah. I mean the defense on the back. Not just the not just the front seven best coach of all time. Best quarterback of all time and salute to those guys. That's facts. The only thing I'll say about Andy Reed is I'm shocked. They didn't go for two when to go nine.

Yeah. Because then I mean you I would always rather make them get to see if you get that too. It's game over. Right. But if you don't you're still up seven. They're right on the other end. But then you don't you don't make them go for two. Then went you know up up eight.

I would I would I would guarantee that. Oh the the like fourth and one play the third and one plays whenever they would line up and do the QB sneak with Jalen Hertz. That felt like that shit was unstoppable. They've been doing it all year. It's the best. And it actually it actually was the difference in the game because you went off sides on that one and then that led to the fumble.

Yeah. I really didn't like that that false start. You know what's what's wild is I'm pretty sure the NFL is going to outlaw that play next year. Yes. That's because who really writes the rule book. It's Jerry Jones. Yeah. And Jerry Jones he plays in the division against you guys.

And so he's definitely telling Roger like hey don't let them birds cheat. Fix it. No I think we're going to be able to keep doing it. But we talked all before the game like we kept having this conversation. This is going to this is the best Eagles team we're ever going to watch. We had that conversation a million times like this is the best. This is as good as it gets as an Eagles team. That's tough.

I guess the team in you know twenty seven team was better. No this team was so good. Well we beat the Patriots then that was fucking awesome. I will never forget that. That was a great moment. That was a great time. But as good as I felt then I think I feel worse now. Yeah so let me let me let me end this because we're going to finish the show

with who's back the week. But I want to read just a quick tweet to you. Let me find this real quick. This is going to be mean. No it's not going to be mean. Hopefully Mahomes is OK. Seriously we don't root for injuries related in secondary. We don't want to hear any excuses when the Eagles win by 30.

Yeah that was Smitty wasn't his best tweet but probably a typo. He probably was probably just a typo by Smitty but he but we did that. Yeah it was probably just a but dial right there. I don't think he meant to say that. I think he would have that one back. Talking about the pun return. The pun return was really bad. Was that when you knew that like we're fucked.

Yes that was like the and then the fucking same exact play back to back touch downs. I just don't understand how someone is that wide open for a touchdown on back to back drives. Like yeah and it wasn't just the touchdowns. There were there were coverage issues like nonstop. Yeah fucking again it was. We just all made the mistake from us all the way up to the Eagles like to the

coaching staffs of the players of feeling ourselves a little bit too much. Oh yeah it actually is very filling that the reason that Max doesn't have a Super Bowl in part is just because he went out and got too drunk. Yeah. It's very cool. 65% of the blame is what people are saying. I did get I did get too drunk. All right.

Well boys thank you. Thanks for the ride. Yeah. So how has Halva experience. Oh he's crying. He just wiped a tear. Max you literally just wiped a tear out of your eye. We got you in 4k.

No five. How many K's are we. Six to five. OK. If you can see real tears. I don't know what else to say. OK. Well you said it all.

We got Portillo's in the other room so just maybe eat up. Yeah. Thanks guys. That's good advice. One way that you can just make this go away temporarily is if you just eat your sorrows away and just get on get uncomfortably full. Eat it all up. If you have physical pain then that's you can point your finger and be like that's

that's what's hurting me right. Yeah. What else do we have for the game. I mean we I think we covered pretty much. Chad honey retired. What. Chad honey retired. Chad honey retired.

It's like Peyton Manning walking away at the end. Chad Henney walking away his final win being a Super Bowl. That's beautiful. What a career. I'm trying to guess one question with the quarterback. Yeah I mean there's not much else to say other than I do think that she's for the better team and the Eagles defense completely let them down. And it was an incredible Super Bowl.

It was like thinking about all the plays like we even that AJ Brown touchdown. Yeah. And like that was an insane play. Travis Kelsey's touchdown. CD Deuce. CD with some fucking hits on Isaiah Pacheco. Who is a Pacheco is a fucking monster. That guy runs so hard gets so many yards and then he took back to back like massive

hits and stayed in the game. Yeah. He was like it's crazy. But the Eagles are sorry the Chiefs having an Andy Reid offense and running the ball 15 times with with Isaiah Pacheco. They ran it for they ran was 25 times tonight. That might have been partially because of my home's injury. You could tell on the first half first drive of the second half.

They didn't think they went like four or five straight runs. But they ran the ball. What like the the Chiefs offensive line was just bullying the Eagles. It felt like even the even the runs that only got three yards. It felt like there was more yardage there. It just like either they slipped. Or someone was able to just like catch an ankle. It just the the Chiefs were able to bully them all night.

And if it weren't for Jalen Hertz playing out of his mind. You know this this could have been a this could have been like a blowout because the Eagles like it just never felt sustainable for the Eagles. Even when they had the lead it was like my home's is coming. My home is my home's is coming. My home's is coming like there's nothing you'd be able to do to stop it. Yeah. And when the Chiefs had the ball on the other hand it felt effortlessly.

Like most of the second half where he was hitting receivers that were a minimum of like two yards open at the very least. And then sometimes he'd find a guy I think on the Skymore touchdown there probably wasn't anybody within what 15 yards of him. Yeah. It was just it was super easy for the Chiefs in the second half. And I think that's that's the coaching staff. And it's also I mean my home's is he threw three touchdowns.

I think he only had what 170 yards something like that. He had 182 yards. But remember he didn't he didn't have the he literally didn't have the ball for the entire second. It was like 21 for 27. And he didn't he had he had the ball like barely at all in the first half. And then you know slightly more in the second. But do yeah time of time of possession.

The Eagles had 11 had the ball for 11 more minutes than the Chiefs. The Chiefs only had the ball for 24 minutes. Yeah. That's pretty insane. It is it's nuts. But congratulations to Chad Hennie and the Chiefs. And yeah congratulations to the Chiefs. Dinah I mean they are now officially they're not a dynasty yet.

I think you need three to become a dinosaur. They're on watch. They have dynasty loading. Yes. Because the way they have been in every like part part of a dynasty. Obviously you have to win the championships. But it's also being the team that's like, oh, we're going to have to go there. You know what I mean?

Every single year. That's that's a big part of it. Being like the Chiefs are going to be there at the end of, you know, January and you're going to have to probably go to Arrowhead. And that's part of being a dynasty and Andy Reed. You know, I mean he already was a Hall of Fame coach. But now two Super Bowls. He's I think he's like fifth all time in wins.

He's the all time winningest coach in Philadelphia history and in Kansas City. He's crazy. It's crazy. And Matt Nagy won a Super Bowl, which hurts me a lot. But whatever. That's just we'll just erase that from my memory. Spag nulo. Good job by him. Yeah.

Good job by Spags today. Kind of weird that Rihanna played at halftime. But I think that if you know the lore, but Spags was like he he coached a hell of a game. And I think he's one of those guys that realized after trying to be a head coach, just be a kick ass coordinator. Yeah. I don't know if he has plans on moving on somewhere.

I actually did hear that the commanders are going to hire the enemy. I don't know if that's if it's locked up yet. I heard from somebody who generally knows these things that it pretty much is. So it'll be interesting to see how they move forward without him and what a role he was as opposed to read what that combination was like. Yeah. But yes, credit to Spags, because he realized being an awesome coordinator sometimes way easier job.

Like you don't have to deal with the media as much. You don't have all that pressure. He's just good at getting guys to play her on defense. Yes. It also looks like the Colts are hiring the Eagles off as a coordinator. Yes, the other two notes I had from the game. I think it might be time for Terry Bradshaw to hang it up. He he looked a little lost on the stage.

And he also said, hey, big guy to Andy Reed, why don't you waddle on over here to get the Lombardi? He told the coach who just won the Lombardi, why don't you waddle on over here? Kind of tough. Yes, you know, I think Andy's probably the one guy that won't take offense to that. But still. And then we also had LeBron chime in

on the penalty, the James Bradbury penalty, saying his hand is on his back, had no effect on his route. The game was too damn good for that call to dictate the outcome at the end. Damn, by the way, I have no horse in the race. Just my professional opinion. A professional opinion. He's not a football player, the referee or a football player. Yeah, no, that's his professional opinion.

OK, in my in my professional opinion, just my thoughts as a sports junkie, regardless, my own sport I play. Exactly. And Rihanna killed it. Rihanna killed it. Mincey killed it. Yeah, great. Halftime. We really did. Rihanna, I'm a I'm a fan for life now. Yeah.

And her special guest was the fact was her her baby in her belly. Yeah, most surprising seat of the night, Rihanna's baby or the grass on the field? Hmm, good question. I don't know. It's it's also was just a reminder of like Rihanna just only puts out bangers. All bangers. Because it was just hit after hit after hit after hit. I did think this is going to come out for a second. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

I thought Kanye was going to come out. I really like that. I thought he was going to be like, hey, this is Kanye's redemption tour. Well, they played they played her songs with him back to back. Yeah. When the second one came on, I was like, Oh, here he comes. Maybe that was originally the end. This is going to sound fucked up, but I am forever scarred as a child

who grew up watching wrestling when she was suspended high above the stadium. I was just like, own heart, own heart, own heart. Yep. So and then that kind of fucks me up for the rest of my life. At the end, when she was done performing and the platform started levitating. Yeah, she was she's just like such an alien, basically. Like she puts on such a great live show and it feels like you're in a trance when you're watching her.

I halfway expected the platform to just just keep going up. Yeah, just like into the sky. Yes. And then it goes back to Smash Bros. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, they give that vibe. All right, let's finish up the show with who's back the week. Well, I'm sure we'll have some other Super Bowl clean up on Wednesday show. We have Justin Fields on Wednesday show, so get excited. Very good interview.

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Offer valid for a limited time, minimum order, 10 bucks, additional terms apply. Breaking news before we get to who's back the week. I think I'll up my blame for the super loss to 10 percent. I'm going to take 10 percent now because Orlando Brown, Jr. tweeted me a picture from the bus, him holding La Barty while drinking a beer.

So it was clear that. I left a mark. I just I just replied saying can't wait to root for you in Chicago next year. So that's one of those ones I'm just going to wish into existence. So he's a bear because he is a free agent. When he's a bear, we'll make amends and it'll be all good. It's tough look to bark at someone. Yeah, when you're not a fan of the team

and you're rooting for your bet and you've deputized yourself as an ambassador for Philadelphia, I would say. And then and then have him go out there and do that to you. I would say that I would say it's more tough to bark at someone who's like three times your size. Yeah, like dogs are coming to guys that are playing in the Super Bowl. Yeah, while you're watching it. Yeah, that's probably tough. Big cats don't bark.

Yeah, that was tougher. But listen, he deserves all the credit. I've said about 17 times. Chief's offensive line was fucking insane tonight. Zero sacks allowed. Those guys were awesome. And it was as a credit to the chief's team building, like they lost the Super Bowl because their offensive line was shit.

Yeah, and they rebuilt it. And they're like, hey, we got to make sure that our the best player in football has to be protected. Yeah, they fixed it. So I don't know. So I could say about that. All right, who's back in the week, Hank? My who's back of the week is Dungeons and Dragons.

Nice. So we recorded it about a month and a half ago. It's the first time we did it on the green screen room. We've had a team. I asked for a couple extra hands to try and spruce up the video a little bit. Trey Quiggs, they were coming with advisors. They've also added like five other people in the graphics department to this team. They've been working on it for really hard and it comes off Friday.

So I'm excited, you know, just get ready for it. Get excited. It's going to be audio wise. It'll be the same as our normal Dungeons and Dragons. But the video should really help tell the story. We had a great session of Dungeon Dragons. It was one of our all time best. We actually completed an entire game.

I don't know if that's what you call it. We completed a quest. A quest. Is that what it was? So we completed a quest in this entirety and I know that was good. And I'm just I have no idea what they're going to do with the green screen. But I do know that it's going to be incredible. So yeah, get excited for that. I thought I had another one, but I forget it now.

So yeah. OK, Dungeons and Dragons back. All right. My who's back of the week. UFOs. Yeah, UFOs back. You just stole mine. OK, no, I'm not that's it.

You fucking asshole. Fucking hate you. UFOs are back. Oh, what happened? Well, we shot down like four of them this week. So the F-22 is now, I think, five and O against balloons, which is pretty sick. That's probably the all time record.

And yeah, I think they they scrambled like another two sets of jets to try to take down more of these things. I don't know if they've been in the sky the entire time and we're just now seeing them. Or if this is something brand new that's happening. But I would like to thank the aliens for their consideration and waiting until after the Super Bowl to invade and destroy the planet.

That would have been fucked. Yeah, it was because there were so many aliens out there on Saturday. It was like one after the other. You would just like refresh. It was like refreshing and seeing a new George Santo story. Every time I would refresh, there would be another UFO of a different state.

And it was it was concerning for a second that they were going to destroy the planet before we got to the Super Bowl. Max probably wished that they did. My other who's back of the week is Megan Fox. Megan Fox is back. Her and machine gun Kelly broke up and she unfollowed everybody on Instagram,

except for three people. Frank, I know he's the third. Who are the others? Shyamalan, Harry Styles, Chalamet and Eminem. And Frank, which I feel like and Frank, but I feel like she just followed Eminem just to fuck the machine gun Kelly. Definitely.

So she's on the market. Now people are going to be putting pictures of her up and like zooming in on her thumbs. Have you ever seen her thumbs? Megan Fox has toe thumbs. And sometimes I think I might too, but there's so many dudes out there like, ew, I wouldn't fuck Megan Fox.

Have you seen her? Have you seen her weird thumbs? Doesn't matter. It doesn't. That's not any of the equation. No, no. Yeah, that's about to get turned to you again soon. All right, my who's back is College Basketball

because I'm just going to bet College Basketball all week too. Four weeks until selection Sunday. Four weeks until selection Sunday. I mean, yeah, this is always the turning of the page and it feels good. Is Nova, are they going to be in contention? Don't do that. Hank, don't do that.

They can get the automatic bid in Madison Square Garden and win the Big East Tournament. So don't count them out. Are they otherwise or not? Otherwise they will not be making it. They might because. I was actually saying I wish they were. Because Georgetown did it two years ago.

Jake, it sounds like you're really rooting for Villanova. I mean, I want my guy Max to be happy. Yeah, yeah. But I just got stacked again, damn. Yeah, I'm excited for College Basketball. I am too. This is the week where. Well, I've been watching it all.

You get fully into College Basketball very early on this season. This is my annual tradition where we take a couple of days off from part of my take and I end up just binging nothing but College Basketball podcast. I just do a clean turn of the page going into basketball season.

So it's. Memes, what are you saying? Oh, Max should punch Hank in the face. I agree. I don't know what I already did to Memes, but. Well, your troll, your troll. I don't understand. Like you guys, your definition of troll is insane.

If you see the smile that's been on your face. But you're a troll too with Aaron Rodgers. It's the same thing, right? Like you're, if you say I'm a troll, you're a troll too. I don't think that's trolling necessarily. I think when, when. The biggest thing with Aaron Rodgers and Packers fans isn't trolling.

No, I think when he goes after Packers fans, I think he just says, literally you should be in jail. That's not trolling. That's saying you should be in jail. Yeah, you wait till PFT tells you a bet and you bet the opposite. And I told him, we talked it out. Troll.

You told me about the bet. I was like, this makes no sense. You should not do this. I'm going to do the other side. That's not trolling. I did it behind the scenes. I was like, oh, by the way, I bet this, that's trolling. I was, I was two and O on my first two.

No doings. And then, then the third happened and, and then I wanted to murder Hank. I hate you. Sorry. All right. To wrap up my who's back is Tiger Woods. Tiger announced he would be returning

to the PGA tour this coming week to play the Genesis Invitational. It's Charlie playing. Charlie will not be playing, but this is the first tournament that Tiger will be playing where we are confirmed that his son is an AWL. Yeah, it's true.

Some extra juice for Tiger. Also shout out to Game Time for allowing me and Hank to go to the Waste Management Phoenix Open this weekend. That looked like, it looked like the best time ever out there. Yeah, 280,000 people there on Saturday. When, when Rom hit that putt on 16 and the beers started flying, credit to the crowd for, they waited all day.

They were very polite. They didn't throw any beers. And then the last guy gives them something to throw their beers on. And also I'm son heroes of the Waste Management. The guys that hold up the quiet sign on 16. That's the hardest, it's the hardest job in the world to get people to be quiet.

And they somehow do on 16. And then they just jam out. Those quiet guys are awesome. You know what they call when they open the gates early morning? The running of the bros. It's good. Cause they all sprint to the 16. But yeah, that was really cool.

Also Hank and I were sitting at 16 for like three hours Saturday. We saw one bird, you guess who it was from? Max. Max. Oh yeah. Listen to the end after. We're going to kick it to ourselves right now. This is trolling. No, this isn't trolling.

This is facts. I'm speaking facts right now. Where memes agrees. We're not forgetting the bowling guy. We're postponing it to Wednesday. Just cause people tweet at me if we don't call him. Oh yeah, it's too late, it's too late. No, I'm going to tune in to after we do the lottery ball.

We're going to say something a little anecdote that's facts that we will explain to everyone that will be everyone will like. So here is us doing the lottery ball back in studio. Love you guys. Ooh. Okay, that's the end of the show. Congrats big cat.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're not a troll. We're taping this February 30. He just said congrats because you just listened to the entire Super Bowl show.

Fuck you. You're such a piece of shit. Oh, congrats to Max too, I guess. Hank, have you gotten this number before? No, I have not. Okay. Numbers. 6 and a 18.

23. What Super Bowl is it, Jake? 57. 57. Okay. I'll go 16. 20. What was your guess?

23. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18.

18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18. 18, 18.

18, 18. 18, 18. 20. 25. 18. Damn. Hank, get again. I'm so sorry.

Still haven't gotten it. Damn. Love you guys. Ducks have corkscrew digs. Oh. Okay, so we're back real quick. A little extra note. We interviewed Max on Monday.

This was, so we pre-taped the lottery ball machine before we came to Arizona for the next two weeks. We didn't tell anyone what the results were, okay? You actually will have to find out the pre-taped if Hank gets it in the next three episodes. But we taped with Max on Monday at the end of the interview with Max.

He said, I want to pick number 25 until it hits to try to beat Hank. You just listened and heard number 25 get picked. And we all, no one told him the number. So Max Holma got the lottery ball with one pick before Hank ever got it. That's the only. What was that face, Hank?

No, I mean, you guys are trying to take me down and you're trolling me, that's fine. But I just got sent the cover art for tomorrow's podcast and I can't help but smile when you have. Well, send it to us. I was just going to say that's behind the scene graphics guy. And shout out to Triggs. And Triggs.

Very great as well. I don't know over there. You're going to send it? Also shout out Carl. We've been our sound guy all week. He was awesome. Sound guy, Carl, congratulations. This is your retirement tour this year.

This is my farewell tour. We were honored to be a part of it. Yeah, I was so proud to be here. I love you. Carl's a sound guy, not talking into the mic. Yeah. Carl, come here. Say your piece real quick.

If you deserve it, you did a great job this week. Hey, thanks, big cat. I loved it. This is my farewell tour. I'm so glad I got to be here. You guys are the greatest. Hadn't heard the show before this. I'm a big fan.

I'm going to follow you guys for the rest of my days. Oh, love it. Love it, Carl. Thanks, Carl. Carl was a great added element because we always have new sound guys during Super Bowl week. And Carl didn't know who we were. And by like, I think the second interview we did,

he's like, that was a great interview, guys. And then I'd hear him chuckling. And I was like, fuck, yeah, Carl's a fucking dude. He's the guy. Yeah, he is. He's the guy. We described the cover right now that you've seen it. Okay.

Oh, man. That is sad. Oh, no. It is Max looking really sad. Max. My phone screwed up, I didn't get it. Oh, one last thing, Carl. Do you think Max is, or do you think Hank is a troll?

No. Oh, no, right. Cut that part. Cut that part. Cut that part. You're the worst, Carl. We'll see everyone Wednesday. We'll do some more Super Bowl cleanup.

Great football season, guys. Sad that it's over, but also kind of happy. We can take a little bit of a break too. Love you guys. I'm talking away, I don't know what I'm to say, I'll say it anyway. Today is another day to find you, shying away, I'll be coming for your love, okay. Shying away, I'll be coming for your love, okay. Needless to say, I'll say it, but I'll be some little way.

Early learning that life is okay. Say up to me. It's better to be safe than sorry. Say up to me. It's better to be safe than sorry. Things let me say, everything I've done. Just to find out what the reason was. You're all things I've come to remember.

You're shying away. I'll be coming for you anyway. You're shying away. I'll be coming for you anyway. Take on me. Take on me. Take on me. I'll be gone.

I'll be gone. Take on me. Take on me. Take me. Take on me. I'll be gone. I'll be gone. Take on me.

Take on me. I'll be gone.