Pardon My Take - The Eagles Are Super Bowl Champs, Max Gets His Big Moment In Nola, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: February 10, 2025

We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk Super Bowl 59(00:00:00-00:05:11). Eagles absolute demolish the Chiefs and Max, Rone and Pug join us from Nola to break down the game(00:05:11-00:53:01). We talk a little more about the game, Josh Allen MVP and we finish with who's back of the week(00:53:01-01:24:08).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, Super Bowl 59. The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champs. And we break down the game and have our good friend Max and Rhone and Pug live from New Orleans to give us a recap of what they just witnessed as they completely demolished the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes. We also get bonus Max, actually all the boys, doing some shoeys out of Max's boot. Very very funny. An end to the football season and then we have who's back

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Some spread. We start in New Orleans where Mahomes was trying to strike a chord. But this isn't the Niners. The Chiefs QB sneak defense held up well against the Bills last week. But the Eagles said they not like us as they opened the scoring with a Jalen Hurts so good touchdown. Cooper Dejean is not a brother, he's just a guy who plays like a coach's son. DEI has been undone as he returned an interception for a touchdown and the route was officially

on. AJ Brown showed his inter-excellent scoring late in the second after Padrake Mahomes suffered back to back, unforced errors, and it was 24-0, birds heading into half with Kendrick Lamar's chance to shine. The second half picked up where the first half left off as Devante Smith and Wesson scored on a quick strike

out of a pistol, proving Jalen Hurts has a secret son and his name is Patrick Mahomes because the Kansas City offense had an unexpected visit from Brandon Meet the Grams as the Eagles D-line continued to bring the pressure extending the lead to 34-0. What was it too much time of the clock for Patrick Mahomes? A Xavier Werther's original had the ball stick to his hands in the end zone putting the Chiefs on the board. No it was not too much time for Patrick Mahomes unless you count garbage time as the

entire city of Philadelphia graced up the polls to shove him up the Chief's ass and told him, Sack one these nuts! The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champions as they win 40 to 22. And that was the last final fastest two minutes of the season. It's brought to you by our friends at Chevy. The fastest two minutes is presented by our good friends at Chevy. Chevy has packed more capability in the Chevy Silverado Trail Boss so that you can pack more fun into your weekend. Have yourself a fri-ay, sat-ay, and sun-ay with the truck that

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They beat the fuck out of the Chiefs from the opening snap of the game. Mahomes looked very uncomfortable, and there was no blitzing happening either. It was like a 0% blitz rate, but the defense line for the Eagles, hey, big cat, you know what? I know how to beat my homes. Yeah. Do you know how to beat them? Yeah. You got to get pressure with four. You get pressed with four. And that's how it is. It's

it's exactly what Todd Bowles did to Patrick Mahomes in that first Superbowl where Mahomes lost. Yeah. Which is I said it during the game when the, I think it was like the first or second drive. I was like, this looks like Mahomes in the bar in the 2020 Superbowl because he had no time and he wasn't processing anything like he usually does second drive. I was like, this looks like Mahomes in the bar in the 2020 Super Bowl because he had no time and he wasn't processing anything like he usually does. Yeah. So the chief's offense broke football temporarily when everybody they weren't running like that deep cover to and their exotic blitzes and shit.

And when they had Tyree kill and all those fast guys, they were just lighting everyone up and then bowls was like, you know what? I blitz all the time. What if I just didn't blitz? Yeah. And we just got pressure on him before roughed him up in the super bowl. That's exactly what Vic Fangio did. He did it to a level. So they had, I think there were, I think the stats were 42 drop backs, 16 pressures, six sacks. They never blitzed. I think there was one blitz that was negated by a penalty in the first half specifically. It was my homes had a higher. There was a higher pressure rate by the Eagles front four

than my home's completion percentage. Yeah, it was like 46% to 42%. My homes in the first half was six for 1433 yards, zero touchdowns, two interceptions in a pick six. And it was, it was just an all out ass kicking the Eagles. I mean, Jalen hurts Superbowl MVP silence the haters, but it was top to bottom. Like even if you look at the box score, cause you'd be like, Oh yeah, my homes, you know, that was garbage time. That was all garbage time. I was scored him 16, what 16 to six in the fourth quarter. Yeah. It was when it was 34 to nothing at the end of the third quarter Mo homes was 9 for 18 for 61 yards and two interceptions and he added a fumble after that as well because that's how good

The Eagles defense was it was just a front-to-back Asking so big cat. Let me ask you Embrace debate. Yeah is Patrick Mahomes washed trash Hmm or ass who? Embrace debate. Yeah is Patrick Mahomes washed trash or ass who What do we Hank you want to chime in? He's washed. He's washed. Okay. He's washed. Yeah, check down merchant Listen, it happens to every quarter. You know, like father time is undefeated that yeah for Patrick Mahomes And he's looking at that right now and you know Tom Brady. I think he had a pretty good career

I'd say the second biggest winner out of tonight was Hank Lockwood. Yeah. Hank was, Hank was a little nervous at one point though, because it was when it was, I think 27 to nothing, he was just like, no, there's no way. There's just no way. Yeah. Cause if my homes had pulled off a 27, nothing come back for a three Pete, that would have been all time, but it was, it was never a doubt. Like I, I, you know, watching obviously the chiefs, you're like, okay, they could always come back. But when the game really turned on Cooper to jeans pick six, uh, which was an incredible play and then my homes through a pick the next very next throw. So we had back to back interceptions, Zach bond with the interception Badger. And it was, I don't know. I don't

know what else to say besides it was an absolute ass kick and I never, it never felt like the chiefs, the chiefs, this is how crazy it was. We were sitting there watching the first play from scrimmage for the chiefs was a perfectly designed play. That was like a nice misdirection. Uh, I can't remember who caught it. My, Oh, it was Juju caught an 11 yard pass. First play from scrimmage for the chiefs offense. That was their only first down for the entire first half. That first play. That was it. That it was, that was all she wrote and the Eagles. And here's the craziest thing about this game. If you had said on Friday, if we had said to max, who's going to join us in a second, if we had said to max max on Sunday night, we're going to be recording this show and Saquon Barkley, his stat line

is going to be 25 rushes for 57 yards. Did you win this game? Yeah. And it would be like, I don't know, that's hopefully Jalen Hurts. No, no, you not only won this game, you dominated this game. Yeah, so not only Saquon Barkley, 57 rush yards. Also Patrick Mahomes ended up with 257 pass yards three touchdowns two picks hurts with 221 passing yards two touchdowns one pick if you were to look at all that together

Yeah, you'd say yeah the Chiefs sounds like the Chiefs won by three points Yeah And what what happened was it was just an utter ass kicking by the defensive line for the Philadelphia Eagles and Jalen Hurts played perfect Yeah, like he had that one interception. It was kind of like an arm punt. Although they could have gotten three there because I think they were on the 30 yard line. But other than that, he, I mean the, the pass of Devontae Smith's was an absolute dime. He, you know, the AJ Brown one that got called back was also a dime. That fourth and five call that they made in the first, first drive and everyone's

like, Oh, here we go. Here are the refs. Uh, and that didn't last long because the Eagles were just that much better than the entire chief's team. And it was like, no, I mean, Kelsey didn't get his first catch I think until the second half. Uh, the, the Eagles, yeah, the Eagles defense like Vic Fangio. I know we talk about spags all the time. Vic Fangio is he put on a masterclass, absolute masterclass. Didn't all the stats going into this game of like Vic Fangio, Oh, and eight against the chiefs and you know, the chiefs, I think seven out of eight of those games, they scored on their first drive. Coach Gruden said this on, I think Friday, he was like Vic Fangio is not, he's going to do what he does and he's not

going to change it. He's going to trust trust his guys. That's exactly what he did He ran the same defense and he trusted his guys up front and they made great plays He put Cooper de Jean on on Kelsey when it mattered and yeah, it was just an ass kick. Yeah, it was never close This is actually pretty boring Super Bowl I think a lot of America is pretty happy with the way that it ended because everyone wants to see Patrick Mahomes and and the Chiefs the evil Empire lose so a lot of people is pretty happy with the way that it ended because everyone wants to see Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs of the Evil Empire lose. So a lot of people are happy about that, but I would have preferred somewhat of a competitive game in the second half.

I think a lot of people were like hoping for Mahomes to do something to make it a little bit interesting the second half. But yeah, it was just utter domination. And as we've always said on this show, you got to respect Nick Sirianni as a head coach. Nick Sirianni. You have to because right now, did you know that Nick Sirianni has the highest winning percentage of any coach in the NFL? I did know that because I said that two weeks ago when I was saying that he's doing it Italian

and he's doing a he's doing an awesome job. And I think it's high time that other podcasts start to recognize that besides just us. Yeah. Made the playoff all four years to NFC championship game. Any NFC championship wins a Super Bowl. I mean, that's a hell of a resume for winners. You left off when he's a winner. He's any did it all coaching Italian and credits Nick Sirianni not crying during the national anthem. I think we all thought that was going to be the key. It looked like he was trying to summon up some tears. He held them back and uh, yeah, Nick, Siri and Howie Roseman. I mean that to think where that Eagles defense was at the end of last year, they showed the stat. They were like 30th and 31st

and everything to get Cooper to gene, to get Quinone Mitchell, to sign Zach bond, to retool that defensive line. Like he made all the right moves. And that, we were talking last year about how Nick Serrano was on the hot seat, and the way that season finished, it was like a completely demoralizing, something's wrong with this locker room jail, and hurts AJ Brown, all that shit.

None of it mattered. They were so, so dominating, both in the NFC championship game in this game. It was not even, it just wasn't even close. Yeah. I mean, credit where credit's due. Yeah. He did it. Yeah. Incredible team. And yeah, Jalen hurts. He had a great game also with his legs. Yeah. He ran the ball really well. That was the other thing where he, when he started to take off, it was like, this is a healthy Jalen hurts. We haven't seen this type of running from him in a long time. Yeah.

He ran the ball well, he ran it smart. He just played, he played a really, really good football game. And the most important thing, he won the Super Bowl with a visor. That's true. So this is the first quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl while wearing a visor. Yeah.

You talk about records being shattered today, barriers being broken, Cooper DeGene, white quarterback, white cornerback, picked six in the Super Bowl and Jalen Hurts winning Super Bowl with a visor. And Kenny Pickett kneeling down a Super Bowl victory. Yeah. A lot of things we didn't think we'd see.

Stand up to hate. Yeah. Stand up to hate. It was, yeah, it was, the whole thing was just, it couldn't have been an easier game for the Eagles. And you said like you said like we were just sitting there waiting for Mahomes to do something and it really just you can look at the stats after the game. It was all garbage time Yeah, it was all garbage. So, you know what? I noticed in the first half was they were getting really good pressure They were getting back there on the edges and then Mahomes likes to step up in the pocket and then either wiggle through Turn off to his right and then find somebody downfield or pick up an easy like eight, nine yards rushing. But when he went up the middle, when he stepped up, there were two guys there every time. Yeah. And then he got scared and

then he knew that he couldn't step up. So he tried to do his little spin moves like Russ Wilson does in the backfield and he would just get caught by somebody that was faster than him. Yeah. And it was, he didn't know what was going on. And you could tell, yeah, he's like the guys weren't open and he wasn't process. I mean the the back-to-back interceptions I know he got kind of like stepped on for the second one, but still yeah very un Mahomes Like has he ever thrown back-to-back picks on on sit. I don't know second place. I don't know. I'm gonna guess no That might be the first time yeah It was it was a bad night for the Chiefs and it really did like I know that

Everyone rushes for legacy talk But but it's only fair to do this because it was if he had won this Super Bowl It would have been a lot of Patrick Holmes foreign one three Pete all this Three and two in the Super Bowl obviously still has three to put low Oh, you blow outs are significant interest. They are he ever significant blowout his Super Bowl point differential you want to guess what it is Hank? Hmm Wednesday and losses. Yeah, that's what Probably minus 15. He's minus 23 Wow point differential

Yeah The two losses looked very similar and that they just could not do anything and he could not see anything and he was getting harassed all night and Yeah, it's I mean three and two is very different and and it's shows again i don't know if we'll ever have a team get back to a third super bowl going for a three pete but man this shows how hard it is i mean i think we will at some point maybe at some point you're gonna have good teams in the nfl but this was the first time this has ever happened yeah but i like this is the first time it literally ever happened that a team got to the Super Bowl after winning two in a row at some point it's probably gonna happen, but it's very, very hard to do.

I'd like to bet against it. I've never had ever happened. I'll put that bet in. All right, we do. We do have Max. I kind of like that to take that bet right now. Like until we die until we die. I'll make it. How much you want that? You want that 10 grand wait, but so then if what if you die put in your will What if you die before me if I die you have to give it to my kids and I don't see it if you die Okay, you have to put in your will. Okay, it's me. All right 10 grand like that. Love it. It's never gonna That's a great. That's a bet that will last at well after we're dead with inflation No, we got an account for inflation. You think it's gonna go up or down I think it's well the tea man probably down We're tariffs. Yeah. Yeah, okay Hank you want in on this bet? Yeah, okay, so you want to bet PFT? Yeah ten grand Yeah, I'll just add it on to the Patriots command. Yeah, can I deduct that from your?

The bet is that the Patriots will make it to the Super Bowl in the next what four years three years I mean is correct four years three years. No no no no no no you're right for for for memes correct to me three years yeah we'll tack it on there. Okay all right we do have Max what everyone's waiting for before we do that a quick word from our friends at Kevin's Natural Foods if you haven't tried Kevin's Natural Foods you're missing out I love the General Tso's chicken we were I was eating it this weekend or all week with Coach Gruden. We had Kevin's Natural Foods in the Airbnb we're in. If you want a delicious protein packed meal on the table in five minutes, Kevin's Natural Foods heat and serve entrees are perfect.

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Max Solente. Oh! Max, this is your moment. Give us everything. Brain dump everything. We wanna hear everything. His mic doesn't work. This is awesome. What a moment.

Oh, this is perfect. Oh, this is big moment, his mic doesn't work. We a moment. Oh, this is a big moment. His mic doesn't work. We'll wait for Pug to get here and get his thoughts. He's sitting there. I got to say right now, just looking at Max, he's got to be the smelliest, grossest human on earth. Well, he was out in the rain for about two hours drinking beer. Yeah. He was, he was- The beard looked like if you smelled it, you would pass out.

Yeah. He, he, he's been, he's been in New Orleans for nine days now. We know he went out hard last night. We saw a picture of him this morning with mismatched socks. He's got his suspenders on, his overalls on. He's just looking, I was saying he looked like a human fart walking into the stadium. And we're going to wait for Max. I guess he's not ready to go. He looked like a human fart walking into the stadium and We're gonna wait for max. I guess he's he's not ready to go. He said he tweeted out one hour ago I'm going to get so fucking drunk tonight. Yeah, I'm curious to know if he's if he's begun that mission I think he probably has okay. So so while we wait for max talk about Tom Brady. Okay, go ahead

Wait, will I want max to hear this by the way? We forgot one big story that Max doesn't know about that we need to mention. Fox bringing out that new score bug for the Super Bowl is was a war crime. It was disgusting. That was insane. Why do networks do that for the Super Bowl? This is something that you need like at least a full year to workshop in case you laid dud. This one was so bad, it looked like they screwed up and had to redevelop and redesign their score bug like four hours before kickoff Yeah, and they just had time to make like two rectangles that they would put on the screen. Hank said it perfectly He was like this looks like our score bug for our streams because we don't have rights to it

Yeah, where we'll just have like the colors of the team and that same font for both teams Yeah, and they were so space with no background in the middle. I don't know who came up with that, but that guy should be, I don't wanna say fired, but he should be because that was so bad. I don't know how that gets through. This is a, it goes to what we say all the time, like just hire a regular fan for these high level meetings.

Have them sit down, show them the score bug, and they'll immediately be like, what the fuck is that? Well, here's the other thing. You need to do it ahead of time, because that way we would have a full season to get used to it. Right.

And we probably wouldn't think that it looked as bad after seeing it for like 20 weeks in a row. Yes. But if you do it, we all hate the new score bugs. I would say that the approval rating on a brand new score bug is probably like 20%, right? Yeah. Every time you've seen a new score bug, you it fact or fiction fact fact to do it during the

Super Bowl even if it is halfway decent which this one was not we're still gonna act like it's the worst thing in the world this was worse than anyone could have expected yeah it was so bad by the way this entire time we've been talking just punching things oh kind of can kind hear you. This is the fucking P is brand new fucking thing. What? Wait, what's going on? Max? Say it. Say it again. This is a brand. The microphone is broken. It's the Super Bowl. I can't switch the mic. We already started recording. No, we just started recording. I know. Pug is saying switch the mic. It can't switch the mic. We already started recording. No, we just started recording. I know. Pug is just saying switch the mic. It can't switch the mic.

Alright, so then just switch, stop recording, switch the mic, and then we'll have you back on when you're ready to go. This cord is fucking broken. This is Max's big moment. Keep all this in. Suck on that, haters. Oh my god. You had it working. You know what Max looks like right now

He looks like suspect number one in true detective the season what they did in, Louisiana Like you just see him on a lawnmower. You're like that guy's been killing people that guy's someone we got a question tree man Yeah, he is the tree man right now. He's just a swamp creature. He's become, New Orleans. Oh my god All right, what what else do we have about the game before Max while Max fixes this Tom Brady? Well, I want Max to hear this because then he'll get mad, right? I don't know. Go ahead. No, I don't know. Has anything to do with, with the Eagles? Okay. It was a big massive game for, for Tom Brady's legacy, but now he was three and two in his first five super bowls. Mahomes is three and two

in his first five super bowls. Brady paid played a lot better and the games are a lot closer in the two games that they lost. Uh, and now it's like my homes, he's got to win four more. Andy Reed's going to retire soon. He's already washed. So he's got a long way to go. It would have been tough to argue against four and one and a three in a three Pete. The three Pete was the history maker. But now that's all over. Yeah. So it was, and it was great. I, it was, it was nice that Tom Brady got to watch it and announce it knowing how happy he was the whole time. Cause he, he went on, was that Tom Brady? Yeah. Okay. He went on coward earlier in the week. He was talking about how important, like the

only losses people talk about are Superbowl like no one talks about you know any loss To the Ravens in the AFC championship and stuff they only talked to him about the Super Bowl losses and now my homes has two Big ones. Yeah, did you see Tom Brady's cheeks? They look great real real hot cheekbones today. Yeah. Yeah, you look good Watch yeah, it's very nice. It did Ravel. Tell us how much that was okay Okay, is a big win for Tom Brady is big win for Belichick I guess although the pregame stat where they showed Andy Reid walking out and they said all-time winning his coach and chiefs and Eagles History is pretty crazy to see But big win for Belichick. Yep, not letting Andy Reid get that also big win for Gronk

And Belichick was just catching wins all week. He showed up to the NFL honors with all eight of his Super Bowl rings. Was that a real picture of his girlfriend? That was weird. That one I didn't fully understand. His girlfriend was wearing a straight up trolling 51, uh, Atlanta Falcons championship shirt. That was crazy. Yeah. That was, that was a little, a little much. And, uh, I like it. And Patrick Mahomes wearing Eagles green Intentionally intention as his pregame attire

Wild move I respect the cockiness Yeah, I do But if you're Patrick Mahomes and you walk you wear that on the walk-in you should also wear that in the postgame celebrate or postgame Press conference. I haven't seen any pictures of him. Was he wearing that post game? I do not see it I also saw Travis Kelsey look like he was dressed as like a drug dealer coming in that was a cocky Suit that he was wearing. He looked like a 1985 Drug dealer is the mic working? No, he's just wearing his shirt Okay, is that it does that sound? Restarting oh my god, are we gonna be able to keep all of max's struggles with the mic going memes?

Do we record a bunch of this? Yeah, all right. It's all recording. So you will hear him. We'll be able to hear him. All right. Let's see if the mic works here. Talk again. Try again. Nope. Can't hear you. This is, this is his big moment. He's just screaming into the, he's screaming into a mic. That's not what watch everyone subscribe to the YouTube. Get us to 600,000 subscribers because you get to watch Max just walking around being so mad right now. It's like a caveman. I mean, this is how he's been waiting for this moment and he's just being cocked by his own. He's the producer too.

Like if anyone, if it was one of us trying to figure this out, you'd understand, but it's Max trying to figure this out. He should know this. Okay. While we wait for Max to try to get this, we're brought to you again by Kevin's Natural Foods, a takeover today. Kevin's Natural Foods is a perfect alternative to take out. It's just as tasty but faster and healthier. Kevin's Heat and Eat entrees and stir-fry kits

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you. We can't hear you. You're screaming into a mic that has no sound coming back to us. This is so perfect. Max. Wait, do we have you say something? Max, say something. No, it's just going to go through. It's going through, it's just going to go through the regular microphone is fucked. Microphone is fucked. All right. No microphone. We're not doing the mic.

The mic worked earlier though. All right. If we're not doing the microphone, you got to bring the computer to your lap. This is bullshit. I can't believe this is happening. Oh my god He looks like he's about to titty-fuck us the last thing you kick okay, Max I Think you got I think you got to put it in your lap. Yeah, you gotta get closer

How is this going to sound? They said hold on. Oh, oh, he's got to fix. He might have a phone. We got a producer down there with them. Paul Rohn's here, too. Right. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Yeah, that's OK.

Is better. Yeah, that's good. That actually sounds good. OK. Yeah. That's okay. This is better. Yeah. That's good. That actually sounds good. Okay. All right. Bullshit. All right. Where's truly truly get it. Get this man is truly all right. Well he's getting back up. All right. I'm here. We're now welcoming on Superbowl champions. Max Salente and our good friend, Rhone. They're back from the Super Bowl. Uh, boys congrats. First, this is your moment. Two years in the waiting. We had two years ago in Arizona. You guys were sitting there sad as could be as we laughed to you. Now you get the laugh. You just absolutely shit pumped Patrick homes and the chiefs dominating is dominating could be just give us everything unloaded. Tell us tell us everything.

It was a hell of a weekend. It was a hell of a football game by one team that is an elite all time historic football team. the Philadelphia Eagles of the 2024-2025 season are a historic football team. Games that they have been healthy in, they've lost one game. The Falcons game is the only real loss that they had all year. If you go back and look at it, Jalen Hurts didn't play in the Commander's game, Devontae Smith and Lane Johnson and AJ Brown didn't play in the Bucks game. The Atlanta Falcons game is the only real loss of this team is that all year and we beat the fuck out of teams. All year we beat the fuck out of teams. Right.

Multiple scores against the Ravens, multiple scores against the Steelers. Keep going. Beat the fuck out of the commanders. This fucking team is one of the best teams of all time and Jalen Hurts is a top 5 quarterback in this league, he's a top 3 quarterback in this league, he's one of the best I've ever done in the Eagles green. Jalen fucking Hur. Deserves respect. I'm blowing up this mic for sure. But a hell of a football game. All time defense. Vic Van Joe is a fucking God. I love the Eagles. I love this city and I love Philadelphia. Yeah. Yeah. How about how about like talk us through the game instead of your schedule?

It was a good game. I mean, all right, all right. Let's, let's, let's back up. Roan, Max, you guys went out last night, waking up this morning. Uh, like give us, give us just like the play by play of how today went. Like when'd you guys link up going into the stadium? What was the stadium like everything? When was the last time you were sober, Max? Yeah. That also that I'm pretty sober right now. Okay. All right. Rowan, why don't you take it away for a second? We woke up this morning speech. I sent Max a video and I said,

lucky are we the people who get to take a loss and then come back and have another chance at this. We lost, we embarrassed ourselves against the Chiefs last time. And we're so fortunate to have a chance to take another crack at this thing. So I sent Max a video that said, we are fucking ready for them.

And we get to the game and right as we get to the stadium I whisper to Max, what if we whip their ass? What if we go belt to ass to the Kansas City Chiefs? What if we find Patrick Mahomes, maybe one of the best, maybe the best quarterback of all time and we beat his ass in front of a national audience? And sure enough, that's exactly what we did.

I mean, walking into the stadium, it was almost like there was a sense of calm. We had been here before and it wasn't the fear that we had. Our team a couple of years ago, we're better at cornerback. That's where we lost. We're better at running back. That's where we lost. We're better at linebacker. That's where we lost. And we put it linebacker. That's where we lost and we put it all together in a Performance where there was no doubt we wanted to keep on reminding ourselves that hey, we've lost this before We've been in the situation where we're up ten points where we're up a bunch of points and we took it to a place

Where we were up. What was it? 31 to nothing 34 nothing 34 to nothing. Yeah, and 34 nothing. 34 to nothing? Yeah. And we took care of business the entire way. Honestly, the city of Philadelphia has to feel so proud of what the Eagles did right now. The joy in that stadium, the mirth, the feelings that are just coursing through all of our veins right now. It's incomprehensible.

Belt to ass. Belt to ass? Belt to ass. When did you guys allow yourselves to feel comfortable with it? Because I know Max was saying like, it's not over. Stop cursing it when you were up by 34 points. Once, the strip sack.

The strip sack was definitely the moment where it switched for me. Because I was also thinking like, and history of football because I just kept thinking like 28 to 3, 28 to 3, like this is worse than 28 to 3 and then I'm going to be that guy that has to go on the part of my take and do a podcast after giving that up. Yeah, so the defense is just good. Yeah, the most important question I have for you because we're watching on TV and there was a moment in the game when the Chiefs had the ball, they were driving and you could

hear the Arrowhead Tomahawk chant break out in the Super Dome and I thought to myself like that's a really loud fucking chant I didn't think that the Chiefs had that many fans there could that be the Eagles fans doing the Arrowhead chop sarcastically because if so that's fucking awesome was that you guys wait could you hear that on the broadcast? It was loud as shit. Yes, very loud. Fucking rocks.

It's tough to tell if it's like just our section or if it's like the whole stadium for like where we were. But the fact that you could hear that on the broadcast must have meant, I mean, Eagle Chains are the best. What do you think the fansplit was? What do you think the fan split wasn't inside the stadium? I? Don't know where we were it was very green, but like I don't know like that was an eagle action You couldn't see the other side about cheering when like plays would happen The chiefs barely got to cheer. It's true. Good point. You guys did like all of Patrick home stats were garbage time stats.

You guys completely suffocated them. What I have a question for you, Rone. The Cooper de Jean interception pick six all time moment. We got the alternate view. You were just dumping a full beer on your head. Were you worried at all that that was a little early in the game to be just dousing yourself in beer? It wasn't even like that. That wasn't the final celebration, but the pure emotion of

that of that moment completely took over. But we're telling every Eagles fan, Hey, lock in for the second half. It doesn't matter what our lead is. I didn't feel any type of comfort until about three minutes left in the third quarter when the Chiefs couldn't do anything. In the first half, the Chiefs had what, 24 yards? Patrick Mahomes had like 23 yards, 24 yards.

We had 24 points. We had as many points as they had yards. It was just a pure, clean ash whooping. And we tried to stay as conservative as possible. But when the team just refuses to touch the brakes the entire time, we had no choice except for to celebrate as the victors, as the best team in the NFL, as the champions, as a team that no one can take it from for the rest of the year. We get to talk our shit. We get to pop our shit. We get to feel good about ourselves.

And no one gets to say shit to us. Yeah, we were talking before you guys joined. When we were sitting there watching the game, the first play from scrimmage from the Chiefs was like a perfect misdirection. First down, 11 yard pass to Juju Smith Schuster. That was their only first down in the first half. Their first play from scrimmage was their only first down in the first half. That's how good you guys were. And I, we were saying like they had to feel so incredible to just start the celebration or I know that you guys were like, Oh Patrick Holmes, but like even in the third quarter to be able to be like, Hey, we did it. And you just, you basically get to just celebrate for an entire fourth quarter as

you, as you watch the seconds tick down for your Superbowl victory. Let's rewrite the narrative almost because coming into this game, we said the Eagles obviously have the better squad, but quarterback wise, we have to give the nod to Patrick Mahomes. But you look at what the two quarterbacks did during this game, Jaylen Hertz outplayed Patrick Mahomes, and there's no way to rewrite it in any other fashion than that. It was a pure ass whooping. Our defense played better.

Jaylen Hertz has to be talked about in the same in the same way as the top couple quarterbacks in this league. He surpasses Joe Burrow. He surpasses Lamar Jackson. He surpasses Josh Allen. He surpasses all these guys who could never get it done. Not only did he do it, the stats were there to back it up and the hardware is there in the form of an MVP in the Lombardi. All right, so, Ron, it sounds like you have Patrick Mahomes still number one in the NFL and then

you have Jaylen second. Who else can you even put in the conversation? Yeah, it's Jaylen second. Everyone keeps saying, everyone keeps saying, oh, Josh Allen can't get to the Superbowl because he has to be Patrick Mahomes. Lamar Jackson can't get to the Superbowl because he has to be Patrick Mahomes in the AFC. Jaylen Hurt just beat the fuck out of Patrick Mahomes. And everyone talks about how great

this Chiefs defense was. Jalen Hurts beat the fuck out of this defense. It wasn't Saquon. No. And he's fucking Jalen Hurts. We said it. If we told you before the game on Friday that Saquon had 25 rushes for 57 yards you'd be like, uh like oh we might be in trouble but Jalen Hurts was perfect outside of his interception he played a perfect game. He ran great. He threw whenever like all his passes were crisp. He played a perfect game. He deserves the MVP. He had some incredible passes. Let's look at his pass down the sideline to Johan Dotson. Incredible pass. Let's look at the past. They took away to AJ Brown. Bullshit. Incredible pass. Let's look at the pass they took away to AJ Brown.

Incredible pass. Let's look at the touchdown pass that he had to Devontae Smith. These are high caliber throws from a quarterback who people act like only is a pair of legs. They act like all he has is a tush push. No, he throws a pretty ball. He doesn't turn the ball over that much.

He had one bad interception, but for the most part, he took care of business. He took care of the ball over that much. He had one bad interception, but for the most part, he took care of business. He took care of the ball. And can we also take maybe a little bit of a nod to the Eagles defensive line? Yeah. Had a pressure 50% throughout the entire time without blitzing. It was just three or four guys and everybody's able to pin back their ears and get after the quarterback. It's incredible what can happen when the sod father's not doing some bullshit. Well, we can just pin back our ears, play on some turf and take care of business. Yeah. No, I mean, the makes you wonder if you played on artificial turf two years ago

would have been different. What are you pointing to, Max? I just had an idea. Pug is here with the production here with the vlog. I thought the audio would probably be better for that. So I told him to keep that rolling. Let's get Pug's thoughts too. I want to hear from Pug about his experience. Yeah. Pug. Come on. You guys got to come back after though. Yeah. Yeah. But Pug. There he is. Pug you are now. Super Bowl. Get in the middle But Pug, there he is. Pug, you are now one and oh and Super Bowl. Get in the middle Pug. Move over to the middle. There you go. Pug, you're one and oh and Super Bowls. People are calling you the Patrick Mahomes killer.

Pug, I'm, I'm blessed. That's all I can say. I'm lucky to have been there. Blessed. Go birds. Also max and not no champagne helped too last night. Yes, we saw him holding champagne, but he was doing a good job. He had one hand over his mouth and the other hand holding the champagne. Pug, Pug, I got to ask you this question because when we, first of all, congratulations, you're a Super Bowl champ. When we bought, you'd take it on Friday, there was, there was a few people being like, oh, go to the Super Bowl by yourself. by yourself that would suck I was like I think that's the one game you can go by yourself and then you gave an update in the first quarter and it looked like you had your seatmate an Eagles fan literally sitting on your lap did you

become best friends with that guy? Yeah shout out Matt he flew in on Friday from England to come to the game a A guy from Philly, great guy. Immediately became close friends within the first couple minutes. It was just like, Burt's Van, Burt's Van, and just we're hugging like two minutes into the game. Was he by himself too? Yeah. Oh, hell yes.

Yeah. Fuck yes. My whole session with the Eagles fans. So it was just like people I didn't know. I'm just like hugging people. I don't know at all. It was incredible. I love that. That's amazing. Pug. I'd like to get your review of the halftime show. Yeah. Halftime show was great. I would say the, the, the a minor line, like the whole stadium lit up. That was very cool. Yeah. But one thing that it's kind of hard to pay,

like on TV they show you where to pay attention. Like they just show you on TV what it looks like. But when you're there, you have to look for where on the stage they're actually doing it. It's kind of hard to keep track a little. Yeah. That's pretty much it. So Pug, what point in the game did you start being like okay? This is happening. We're winning the Super Bowl I like enter the third quarter

I was feeling it and then like when my home even like those last couple minutes when my homes scored very late I was I got nervous again like to use my homes. Yeah. Yeah. What was the last moment? When did the dome get get the loudest? The Cooper de Jean pick six was like crazy crazy loud. Yeah How was how was it going into the state you guys were you guys good you guys go to the bar before Going into the stadium. Did you pregame? And we just had a couple trulies at the condo and then we just walked over. No bar. Just kind of walk like we're right. We're very close to the arena. So we just like walked right over. That's awesome. Sounds like a great time. I'm so happy for you. I'm very

happy for you, pug. Very, very happy. How drunk is Max right now, pug? He's not not not too bad not too bad he's gonna get he's gonna get so drunk yeah he's gonna get very drunk later later i think all right max sit back down pug you're the best congrats super world champion pug max sit back down max what would you like to say oh why'd you put on the sweatshirt? He's got champions. Okay, Max What would you like to say to all the haters? Don't really have much to say to the haters I love the haters the haters are what fuel the haters are what get me up in the morning

The haters are are what get me to the podcast room and to say bad takes every day. I appreciate the haters. But I apologize to the haters because the narrative is over. The narrative of Max Delente certified loser is over. And it's a for them because they love that narrative. But as a producer, you know that's bad for them because they love they love that narrative But as a producer, you know, that's bad for the show. Yeah Huh as a producer, you know, that's bad for the show. So part of you is like damn I Would be lying if I didn't say if that didn't cross my mind But you can't listen you'll lose again, but you got to enjoy this win. You're a winner

Right now I'm a winner are we thinking title sound Are we thinking title towel max I think every other teams going in the opposite direction, but the birds Will always have this one. Yeah, maybe you know What'd you say? We beat the fuck out of them. We beat the fuck out of it. You beat the fuck out of them. Uh, okay. Uh, so rest of the night, I have breaking moose breaking moose. I told you guys, I texted Max and I texted Max and Rowan congrats right after I was like, I'll do everything in my power to try to get you guys with the team to party and I've already made one text big Dom he just replied I said we got to get Max and the boys into the party he said my pies on you know I got him so you got to send that text to big Tom and we got to get you

going I want to see I want to see Max and Rhone like Eiffel towering Nick Sirianni on a dance floor at three in the morning. It would be a pleasure. It would be such a blessing to be able to celebrate with those absolute champions. They could Eiffel tower us. They do whatever they want with our bodies. We're their vessel right now. We're champs. Who's the one guy that you really want to party with tonight wrong what what time is your guys now we didn't say this publicly but you guys have a connecting flight tomorrow through Kansas City which now will be the funniest flight are you do you do Max and so does pug what so what times your flight?

Are you gonna sleep tonight? I I expect no sleep My flights at 1 30 so I don't sleep that would be bad You might not sleep, but don't sleep well at 1 30 would be tough Alright so But that's gonna be a hilarious flight. You gotta vlog it, Max. You just being a conquering hero going back to Kansas City. The people of Kansas City are pretty nice.

I'm gonna feel bad doing it, but I mean, I gotta do what I gotta do. Yeah, you gotta do it. I think they'll probably be pretty cool because they've won before. They won this one for the history But they'll they'll give you a lot of yeah, you know, it's a pretty good feeling Congrats guys We know how it is. I don't think they're gonna be too pissed off at you

Yeah, no, it's they got wins. Go birds. Alright, so you guys have any Yeah, go ahead. What I just think that this kind of Rewrites the story of Max Delente as well. I think that Max Delente has fallen into this light of being a lovable loser and being the guy who just can't get over the hill. And he stormed up the hill today and he fucking planted his flag

right at the summit of the hill. I think the way that we see this guy is going to be different. The way he carries himself is going to be different. The way he carries himself is going to be different. The fucking way he feels in his balls in his soul in his bones is going to be different forever. You have to give this guy his flowers and we might turn into the most obnoxious people you've ever met in your fucking life.

How's the foot feeling Max? What's feeling great? Boots still long. I don't know what to do with it. You promised us a shoeie. Shoeie, shoeie, shoeie. You said you'd do a shoeie if you won. Max, I have to tell you, my wife was texting me as the game was ticking down. She was like, I'm actually nervous for Max.

I'm nervous for his foot. I'm nervous for his well-being. Can someone please be there to help him? Actually nervous for max. I'm nervous for his foot. I'm nervous for his well-being Can someone please be there to help him? I was like well rones could be with him That might not be help cuz rones gonna get smashed as well. Maybe pug who knows Someone will look after you. Let's go max You deserve this max Is this just gonna spill everywhere it's gonna be the grossest smell tasty by the way he's had this on all day yeah walking around New Orleans

in it he had it on for a month he's been wearing it down Bourbon Street is it spilling everywhere right now there's so many old drink it shoot the boot Oh, you're gonna have a disease. How bad does Matt smell road retired? I think this is retired. Well you know, Sharpie get the players to sign it. Whoa, you can't retire that, Max. With the playoffs next year. Yeah, it's like my vest.

Yeah, you might. You gotta have that. You cannot lose that boob. Or just. Or just throw a train up. Or just keep it like a Lombardi trophy. I guess I'm gonna leave all over me at the moment. How bad is Max smell, Ron?

Oh, horrendous. I don't even want him to answer. I smell bad right now. We all have been sweating though. We all are just sweating our dicks off. We're just co-mingling body odors. Me, Pug, and Max just have like a perfect cocktail. A Neapolitan ice cream with three different body odors going on right now.

It smells delicious. Oh, I gotta say if there's if there's one place in the world to be world champions for a night, I feel like New Orleans is right at the top of that list. Yeah, you guys are gonna have an absolute blast. Yeah, it is. It's perfect. It's perfect.

All right. Well, congrats boys. Max will see on Tuesday ron will see you when we see a belt to ask you guys are world champs and that was You did it in a fucking way. That was just never a doubt Yeah, ever a doubt you beat the fuck out of the big bad giant. Yeah, you absolutely destroyed him And it's no doubt Jalen hurts MVP. He's he's a top what three quarterback to two top two quarter top two. Where would you guys put up realistically? I mean I don't know. We got to save that discussion for like May. I think right now he's won right

now he's won a Super Bowl MVP. He's won right now. That's true. We got to be consistent. If you're the, if you're the MVP of the championship, then you are no doubt the alpha of that team and the best player. Yeah. He's number one. Number one right now. Um, one more question.

Yeah. Does that make you feel better about your loss? Well, about like a 20 minutes in the game, I thought to myself, like, how good does this look for the commanders? He's doing another Shoei. Yeah, chug, chug, chug. Honestly, Max, I'm very happy for you and Rhone on a personal level.

Rhone, you should do one. Obviously, the birds. Yeah. Big rival. Rhone's going to do one. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is how swine flu starts.

Tastes like so much foot. Pug! Get one! Get one Pug! Pug! Pug! Pug! Pug! Pug! This is gonna be the same item. Oh yeah, we're there yeah, oh pug our beautiful pug you see yeah, yeah Oh Fuck yes boys I'm done with you guys. All right. Have fun tonight. Stay safe. See Max. Congrats. Congrats to you guys This recap has been brought to you by Kevin's natural foods, you know that you feel your best when you eat well, but life is hectic. It's hard to find a healthy option that's quick and easy. That's where Kevin's Natural Foods comes in.

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That's the boys. That was great. The boys are buzzing I did like that Max just started talking about like every game from the season. We're not the Super Bowl Well, no, he had he had the speech ready to go He's like you need to respect us as one of the all-time greats Yeah, and that's the conversation you have to have that Super Bowl ass-kicking like that Like you got to stand on the table for you guys Yeah, it was I mean they deserve it and and Jalen Hurst does did get a lot of heat in the media and he performed perfectly

All right, anything else from the game? All things yeah, go ahead credit to part of my take guests last week. Yes, because Yeah, go ahead. Credit to part of my take guests last week. Yes. Because Lane Johnson gave us the Gatorade color. He did. Pays to listen to PMT. Chris Berman gave us Deandre Hopkins' Anytime Touchdown.

That was plus 500 or plus 425, depending when you got it. Yep. So good on them. And congratulations to Hank for winning. You're just a winner, Hank. Yeah. Just a winner. It was a great season.

Great bet. Happy for the Eagles. I got just a winner. Great. Great season. Great bet. Happy for the Eagles. I got revenge as well. Yep, I appreciate them. Just you know, it really helps the narrative because this show is narrative. They show it's a conversation that would have never stopped. And now it doesn't have to. Yeah. Shadow tails tails with sales sales to and a half quarterbacks. You two and a half past players to attempt to pass. Did not think we would get it

No, Kenny pick it in a blowout. No on a fourth down. No doings. No Thanks Hank. Sorry. You lost your bet Hank. Sorry. We lost the more Jackson. No worries. Yeah, but congrats to Josh Yeah, we should actually talk about that for a second in a minute. I had a couple other things So yeah, Lane Johnson, what an absolute animal. That offensive line was so good tonight. They're so heavy. So heavy. That stat that they showed was insane

where it was the average weight of the bird's offensive line. What was it, like 340 pounds? Yeah. And in the first Super Bowl, the average weight was 240? Yeah. That's crazy. It was crazy. So I feel like there's gonna uh, an NHL level injury report

that comes out about Chris Jones too. Cause he was, he looked bad after like the first series when they were like going at his neck and his knee got fucked up and it's going to be like some crazy, he was playing through some crazy injuries that he probably shouldn't have even been playing. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the, also we had some astute, I wanted to share this with you guys, some astute analysis by Brett Favre after the game. He said, not the most entertaining game, but it's difficult to even get to there. And with a bunch of teams improving, next year will be interesting what to make of it. I agree with Brett Favre.

Yeah. I'm sorry. It will be interesting what to make it. So what two teams make it? That's some great. That's a great Analysis, that's magic Johnson level shit. Yes. Yes But yeah, no one's ever accused Brett farf of having a magic Johnson Do we have any quotes from patch for homes or Travis Kelsey after my homes tweeted? What do you say? I? Was just like we we let everyone down that's on me

I'll get it. I'll also I got eyes on the postgame presser for my homes. He changed into a t-shirt I I understand why but if you wear the troll suit going in I feel like you should face the music and yeah afterwards Yeah, you should appreciate all the love and support from Chief's Kingdom. I let y'all down today I'll always continue to work and try to learn and be better for it want to give thanks to God for every opportunity He's given me we will be back Okay, I do feel bad for Deandre Hopkins a little bit because that was you know that was his that was He's an incredible player, and that was his one chance. I don't know how much longer he's going to be there. Wait, he's Xavier worthy with the quietest eight receptions, 157 yards and two touchdowns of all time.

All time. Wait, Deandre Hopkins talked about the refs. What do you say? There was a lot of touchy calls. Y'all going to report that? Oh, that's not great. You got your ass kicked. Yeah. You got your ass absolutely kicked. Was it pass interference on that wide open drop that he had? Yeah, yeah. He dropped that one pretty bad. That's a little salty. That's a little salty. Don't like that. He did get a touchdown though. He did. He did. He scored a touchdown on the Super Bowl. I'm just seeing this right now. Philadelphia schools have a two hour delay tomorrow. Just cancel. Yeah. Just cancel. Yeah.

Just honestly, there's not going to be any learning done. Yeah. They greased the polls in New Orleans, which I did. You also see the, uh, I think it was the four seasons downtown Philadelphia. They just took away the awning smart because they're like, we don't want people jumping off of this. It's like on Saturday. They just drove the awning away. It's great. What do you got memes like winter? Lose? Yeah. Yeah. Winter loose. They were like, we got to get this on here. Jack McCarthy keeps having max do fake ads and just doing a shoe with each one truly end up. Can you play them for us on the show right now? Let's play them. Yeah, I'm going to DM it. We had the Let's play them. Yeah, I'm gonna

We had the em at the max. Oh, this is great. That's good move by Jack McCarthy I can't believe his mic didn't work for the first 10 minutes. Just so perfect. It's great I also love you have to watch the YouTube but he was wearing the the overalls He took the the sweatshirt off for a lot of it and the overall the right strap just falling down the entire time Yeah, just pulling it back up like he was Sydney Sweeney jumping out of his bra. Any Super Bowl ads? I mean, I feel like we knew a lot. We knew the Doritos one shot. Doritos one was good. Yeah. This one was good. I met the Doritos ad guys when they were down in New Orleans.

The guy, the two guys that made that commercial, they were fucking pumped to get a million bucks. Yeah. The I like the Lilo and Stitch great movie Good good nostalgia there. Oh, here's Max. Okay. Here we go. Here's fake ad number one. So funny This is such a great call by Jack. It was a long day. It was a long day Came out victorious the birds are champions And I happen to be sweaty I happen to be a little sweaty throughout the day. You know, it's a pretty hot place, you know, tensions are flying. But even though I was a little sweaty, even though my boot was a little sweaty, I didn't

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The truly one was fake. Oh, OK, wait. Let's see the truly one. We did it. The birds are champs. Yes, sir. Come on now. And it's time to celebrate.

Come on now. We're going out in NOLA. Yeah. We're going to have the time of our lives. Yeah. And I said I'm pretty sober. I did it on the show. Uh huh. I'm gonna do it again for you right now. Truly is the best feeling. Shout out. Truly shout out the birds. Let's have a night. Yes, sir. Oh, what do we think about Kendrick's halftime performance I thought it was like a 20-minute Advertisement for Drake being a pedophile which is way better songs. You should have played that I like Kendrick Lamar But he has like some of his bets the Super Bowl. You should play the hits. Yeah. Yeah. Well listen

I am a Kendrick Lamar fan. I think he's a really good artist I don't think it makes a whole lot of sense as a Super Bowl halftime show Yeah, I'd agree but still it was it was very funny when he looked at the camera and was like hey Drake And then he threw that line in when he talked about like oh he wants to play the song But you like to sue people that was funny It was also funny comparing that to the NFL playing two separate ads with Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg that to the NFL playing two separate ads with Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg to stop all hate. And then Kendrick Lamar, his entire halftime performance was just hate. Yeah. They had had Serena Williams on stage who used to date Drake, Crip walking, like rubbing in his face.

Somebody said there was someone else on stage that used to be associated with Drake. I didn't think it was the best Super Bowl halftime show except for not like us at the end was kind of all we're waiting for that. Yeah. But is it weird that the NFL just like gave their biggest platform to be like hey we're just going to like fuck Drake up for 20 minutes at halftime and no offense Kendrick Lamar but I do still think it should have been little way. That would have been awesome. That would have been great. Actually I'm going to agree with our good friend Michael Greer. He has a great idea for the next halftime show Okay, I feel like we should get behind it as podcast. Yeah

ACDC who ACDC at halftime would fucking rock that would rock They do kind of like go back and forth where they'll do a newer and then they'll you know, remember it was Who is it was Bruce Springsteen? That was a long time ago. Yeah, but they do sometimes throw in some old Older acts if it was AC DC at halftime just banger after banger. Yeah, uh also Taylor Swift got booed. Yep That was kind of funny also crazy Stat that that was the first time a sitting president attended a Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah, I guess that seems impossible I guess it's because presidents used to always call the head coach after the Super Bowl So like a president was always involved

But they were just never you wouldn't think they'd be like, let's go to the game like yeah Yeah, if I was breaking his biggest event, that's what I would do. Yeah, say it really good I mean what a game Jalen Hurst and that Eagles defensive line the whole Eagles defense I don't know if this stats true Here's a here's a new segment. A part of my take stat that I read online, and I don't care to fact check because I prefer it if it's true. That's every stat ready.

The Eagles are now 666 and 666 all time. Whoa. When you include the playoffs. Whoa. There's some draws and there are some ties that aren't included. OK, but yeah. Wow. Mark of the Beast. So there are signs. So this was included. Okay. But yeah, wow. Mark of the beast. So there are signs. So this was all planned. This was satanic. This was all planned to have this exact thing happen. What? What are the people who say that it's rigged for the chief say now? Sorry. I know. No, they don't. You got a good start. Yeah, you had you did

that. The AJ Brown OPI was that. That was your moment. I had one moment. Okay. Honestly, here's what they say. The block got too hot. Yeah. Too many people started to catch on to it. So they had to go completely in the opposite direction. And like Deandre Hopkins says, the refs gave the Eagles the Superbowl. Yes. That's what you say if you're a chief's rig guy. Question. Does Travis Kelsey retire? Probably not. I don't know. I think it'd be crazy to retire when you're linked to Patrick Mahomes. Even if you aren't what you used to be, you see, you might as well show up for another season and you know you're going to be in the playoffs. We've already given the AFC West. Yeah.

But he it's clear that I mean, he he he was a non factor in this game. That was also the Eagles defense being incredible. Yeah. I mean, last year, the first thing that he said after the game was over was we're coming back for three. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So he has had it in his head for the last two seasons, like keep playing and try to get the goal is to get three Super Bowls in a row. Now that you don't get that, I feel like that was a big driving

factor in him spending another off season, staying in shape to play football. Yeah. This. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if he did, but I don't know. He can still play. Yeah. He played pretty well in the playoffs. He the first game of the playoffs. Yeah. The last two games he he was kind of nothing. I think he'll probably be back, but yeah. Yeah, I don't know. These are the questions. I think he's done. You think he's done?

Yeah. I think Tay-Tay says, hey, let's go start a family. Yeah. And like he doesn't, he's got the podcast, his brother retired. It's like, dude, like imagine how much better the podcast would be if you retired too.

That would suck though being Like right, you know in ten or five years from now when he's retired and it's like hey You were you're on the wrong side of 40 and it was time to retire. But like if you retire This year and then my homes wins another title. It's like fuck I could like getting off that boat This would be very painful. I would probably do a fuckload of steroids this offseason Yeah, and then come back for one more year one more. You hope you don't get piss tested Yeah, and then if you get pissed tested well then if I'll need you for Taylor Taylor No, if you get piss tested you retire well spot you could also blame it on Taylor and then send the Swifties at the NFL

That's true that that's probably, that's actually a perfect crime. Yeah. You're a pervert, Roger. Yeah. The steroids got shipped to Taylor. Yeah, right. And then the Swifties will just go after Roger and make his life hell. And then they'll just be like, you know what?

We can't suspend him. I love that Hank, the old Peyton Manning. Yeah. Roger Clemens too. She was taking him? Yeah. Yeah. No, but like, what's to stop you if you get the letter and they're like, Hey, you have

a piss test in 12 hours just be like My body's breaking down at this point. I need to spend more time my family. I Got a retire. I'm retiring. That would be the way to do it, right? Yeah, like load up on steroids this offseason and then just hope you don't get that note. And if you do, okay Well, then go do your podcast and date the most famous woman in the world pretty good alternative Yeah, I got a row back question We want to talk about Josh Allen MVP in a second row back question RHO B a C k.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase qzips polos hoodies joggers shorts row back comm promo code take My row back questions actually for memes

Memes memes you had some quarterback news today. Aaron Rodgers allegedly flew to New York to talk to Jets ownership and they said, no, we don't want you. What's happening? It's over. It is. The Aaron Rodgers experience is officially over. Damn. And the Devonte Adams, unfortunately. You say you think that's definitely a package deal cuz I was talking to memes earlier I was like memes How do you how do you sell yourself cuz I feel like you're gonna spend the next three months just saying names just muttering names To yourself. Yeah, and he's like well, it's gonna be great cuz we're gonna get rid of Devante Adams I was like wait like three months ago Devante Adams was the solution to everything now now getting rid of them is the solution

Mm-hmm. It is a solution because if you look at the cap hit, it's $35 million. And you could get five guys with that money compared to one aging receiver. And all the toppings and a giant bag full of fries. Yeah, it's good to be on top. That's true. So what are you going to do true so what are you gonna do you can draft a quarterback you draft a quarterback but if we're gonna suck I would rather just have fun watching football and just go with James Winston for 17 games love that James bridge but bridge and win a Super Bowl he said he said on the part of my tech interview that he wants to be a bridge quarterback and he wants to win a Super Bowl I'm sold he's the guy 17 games. Nobody's giving him a shot for 17 games since Buccaneers Actually the same state he started off five and two beat the number one team in the NFC

Then got her seriously injured. Yes, seriously injured But if it comes to the Jets start tell 17 games number one seed Super Bowl Wow Okay, Wow and the playbooks out there and how you beat the homes. Do we have, can you pull up the Super Bowl ads for on DraftKings for next year? I would imagine the Eagles are the favorites to win the Super Bowl next year. I wonder where some of the other teams land. It's always fun to look at these. All right. So the Eagles right now are plus 600. The Chiefs are plus 700.

These are all in DraftKings. Bills plus 700. Ravens plus 700. Lions nine to one. And then it starts falling off to the Niners 15. Where are you, Commanders? 18 to one. Mm-hmm.

I love that. The Bears are 40 to one. The Patriots are 80 to 1 and the Jets are 130 to 1 Oh Chargers Shane 20 to 1 We had good odds is here and sup dick. That's true. Mm-hmm. That's true. Who's who's the bottom Titans Titans and Giants? Yeah 20,000 saw that I saw that clip of Saquon just shotgunning a beer so fast. And yeah,

it's been a bad year for the Giants. Not great. Not a great year for the Giants. So our good friend Josh Allen won MVP. Congrats to Josh. That was awesome. That was awesome. Very happy for Josh. I was very excited for Josh. You're hyped. I was so hyped. So we went and saw him. We got to hang out with him for a few minutes after he won the MVP. You're high. I was so high. So we went and saw him. We got to hang out with him for a few minutes after he won the MVP. You got kind of emotional because right after they gave it to him, I think I was, I heard some sniffles and yeah, I couldn't sleep. I could. Yeah. I couldn't sleep. I was up to like three in the morning just thinking about Josh winning the MVP. I was so fucking pumped for him. So congrats

Josh. I am very, very happy for him. Yes, we all are very cool to see It's it's it sucks that he hasn't been able to get to a Super Bowl but you know winning MVP being the best player in the league for a year is Pretty awesome. So at the after party that we were lucky enough to get into Josh was there and he had a reception line Like it was his wedding where yeah, you greet everybody that came out there You say you know say hi to him for about five seconds, shake their hand, move on to the next person. Honestly, must be pretty exhausting to win an MVP.

Yes, that night must be very tiring. Yes. So we get up to him. We hand our phone. Yeah, me, Hank and Big Cat go up to Josh, shake his hand. I think he was pumped to see us. We hand the phone to Ryan Fitzpatrick, who is standing next to us. Yes. We're like, Fitzzy, can you take this picture? He's like, yeah, I got you boys.

Took like, I don't know, six pictures, probably spent 10 seconds taking the pictures, handed the phone back. We look at it. My eyes are just closed in most of mine. We're the complete opposite of big cats and we're like, Hey Josh, can we take some more pictures real quick? And Josh was like, yeah, absolutely guys. Fitzy also took some selfies for my phone.

He took some selfies in my phone. He took some. So I have some selfies in my phone of Fitzy. Me and Big Ketta were in t-shirts. PFC was wearing at least a collared shirt. I think we were the only people out of like five people wearing a t-shirt. I walked in and I'm wearing a t-shirt with a joker on it and a purple hat. Hank, that's a $2,000 shirt that I'm wearing. And I've never felt more out of place in my entire life.

It was so hot in New Orleans and I was so excited that I'm wearing. I've never felt more out of place in my entire it was so hot in New Orleans and I was so excited that I actually showed up in a sweatshirt. I just threw it out I just threw it right through I left it. I just threw it on the ground I was like, I'm just not gonna have this get so pumped. I was so pumped I'm the number one Josh Allen fan clearly so far. He was nervous beforehand, too He was grinding his teeth and they're about to make the announcement. I was like, ah, he's so nervous and just hope he wins. I wanted him to win really bad All right. Should we wrap up with who's back of the week? Who's back of the week is brought to you by our friends at Reese's

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Okay, Hank My who's back of the week is Dickie V. Yeah, Dickie V. Yes, he announced the Duke Clemson game Duke jokes, but Dickie V after a battle with cancer is back on the mic and that was beautiful to see it is he's so excited I love Dickie. It was awesome to see him back good for the sport I was like, alright, it's college basketball time and I was lucky enough to be greeted to Dickie V's first game But did you V he was college basketball for a very very long time. He was the first person you thought of yeah Does Cooper flag have a sweating problem? He works hard. That's the second I think Dukes only lost three games, but two of the three losses he has

Tripped and fallen at the end of the game because he's sweating so much I'd say they got to step up their tell game. Their game mop game. Rico Bosco is Duke one of his guys. Is he like a friend of the program? I don't think so. They should ask him. I don't think so. He's just a Nate Oates guy.

Also Wu-Tang is back. Oh. Oh, how? They're coming out with a new album. Love that. Hell yes. 37 Chambers. Don't let Martin Shkreli buy this one. Yeah. Yeah. Or like all of Wu Tang Yeah, I think so. Well not odb right r.i.p. R.i.p. Uh

Pft your who's back my who's back I actually had an insult stat and I was gonna do an insult stat, but it doesn't feel right because it's about the Sixers Oh, and you can't tonight is not the night to shit on Philadelphia. Let's hear it. All right. Insults that I'm not going to say that I was going to say, but I'm not going to out of respect for the city of champions tonight. Since joining the Sixers, Paul George has uploaded more podcast clips to YouTube.

Two hundred twenty eight than field goals made. Oh, one hundred ninety one. Oh, no. I'll say this. Respect the grind. His social guy is doing a great job. Yeah. Like 228 podcast clips, like, you know, you know how to generate revenue.

That's pretty good. You're looking for your future after you're done playing. But then the field goals made 191. That doesn't sound quite as great. Yeah. I saw an insult tweet tonight that hurt me, but also was very accurate. It said, if you ever wondered what it would look like if the Bears had drafted Patrick

Mahomes. This is what it is. Yeah. So that was an insult tweet. Yeah. You got to, you have to tie everything. If you don't have a dog in the fight, you have to find a way to make the Super Bowl about your team a little bit.

Yeah. I mean, I, that was just some random guy who I think he, I don't even think he was a Bears fan. I think he was just stating the fact that this is what it would look like. Yeah. Yeah, I mean I that was just some random guy who I think he I don't even think he was a Bears fan I think he was just stating the fact that this is what it would look like. Yeah. Yeah, probably So that's that's not gonna be my who's back in the week, but it was going to be until Philly won Do you want to say what you what you said in the gambling cave about the commanders? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Also, if you are a fan of a team that's in the same division as a Super Bowl champion You have to figure out a way to spin zone it a little bit.

Yeah. It's good that the Eagles won. This is what PFT said in the middle of the game. It's good because number one, um, now people in the off season aren't going to be sucking the commander's dicks so much and picking them to win the NFC East. If you have the reigning champion, you have to give them that respect. So I'm glad that that that's not going to be the case. Also, the commander's loss doesn't look so bad right now. True. Because the Eagles are a really fucking good team. True. True. All right. My who's back is yet again, another ridiculous

fallout from the Luca trade. Patrick Dumont, who's the owner or governor, sorry, of the Dallas Mavericks, had a statement and he said, uh, in my mind, the way T the way teams win is by focus, by having the right character, by having the right culture and having the right dedication to work as hard as possible to create a championship winning outcome. And if you're not doing that, you're going to lose. If you look at the greats in the league, the people you and I grew up with, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, they worked really hard every day with a singular focus to win. And if you don't have that, it doesn't work out.

If you don't have that, you shouldn't be part of the Dallas Mavericks. Shaquille O'Neal was one of the names he said there. Noted, I will basically not work out all summer and I'll get in shape when the season starts. Play my way into shape. Yeah, it was. I mean, it's still crazy that we're there somehow are making it worse. Uh the worst trade ever. They're making it worse. Also, A.D. has got hurt. Yeah, he's out for several weeks, maybe a

month. I did also Dalton Connect is back. Yeah, don't connect. Good call. That's gotta be awkward. So yeah, I was thinking about this. Dalton Connect. The trade got, I think there was medical issues, so the trade got vetoed. Yeah, so he gets traded to the Horace. Mark Williams had issues.

Mark Williams has to pass a physical. Allegedly, he did not pass that physical. Correct. But all they said was like, there was some, I don't know, clause in the trade that was not satisfied. So now Dalton Connect has to go back to Los Angeles. The trade deadline has passed. What's that like going back in the locker room

after they traded you? A little awkward. Like you're a cat that you tried to just drop off on the outskirts of town. And he found his way back. Found his way back there. Yeah. Where's Ben Simmons going?

He's on the Clippers. He got blown out. Oh perfect He made like 84 million dollars with the Nets See the the Luca thing one last thing Mads mues. Shout out Mads mues on Twitter He said boy my home sure is struggling in the championships Perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on the way out It's pretty much. Yeah much that would be what happens. Yeah.

If they traded homes in the next week and they're like, yeah, he's fat. We had to do it. Or Andy Reid. Yeah. Can't do it. Okay. Good show boys. Football season's over.

What season is it now? Vacation season? It's college basketball season. Yeah, it is over. What season is it now? It's college basketball season. But yeah, it is vacation. We are. So this week we will have a show on Wednesday, uh, pretty big guests on Wednesday. And then we will have our Dungeons and Dragons episode on Friday with Tim Woods. Nick joins us. And, uh, that will be, we're, we're, we're going on vacation for a few days.

We take a vacation after football season, and then we'll be back on Monday. We're gonna do a Zoom episode on Monday, and we have a extended NBA preview with Ryan Russo. Yeah, it's a really good preview. So that will be the schedule, but regular show on Wednesday. We'll have a show every single day. We don't miss shows.

But we will be taking a short vacation. Where are you going, Hank? Arizona. Nice golf. Golf. How many rounds? Four. Fuck. Yes. Love that. Also, Max is taking a vacation the week after we take a vacation. Yeah. He's going where?

He's going to Tahoe. Yeah. Yeah. So me and Big Cat, this is the second year that we've done this. The first time was in Normandy. Yeah, we accidentally scheduled our vacations to go to the exact same place without telling each other where we're going. Yeah. So if you, if you see us, we're not going to say where we're going. But if you see us and you, because I get it every time I got it in France, when people were like, they saw me on the streets of France. They're like, where's PFT?

I was like, dude, I don't know. We're on vacation. This time it actually will work. If you see one of us on vacation and you ask where the other one is, we'll just be like, yeah, right over there. Yeah. Look down the pool.

Completely unintentionally. Yeah, but we will. We'll have fun. We're gonna go out to dinner one night. Yep. Okay. Numbers. Also, Wednesday, maybe we pick up 40. We pick up some

hobbies. Now the football's over. So this will bring some hobbies we did last year. What are you gonna do with no football? Yeah. Should I text pug? Pug should get a say in this, right? Yeah. See if you can, it can submit a number. Also, I'm getting wrote roasted on Twitter for calling it a score bug What do you mean? That's what it is a score. Yes. Some guy said the fuck is a score bug. It's called a scoreboard That shit is called a scoreboard

That's just not true Yeah, no. All right pug says 99 max says 11 This guy's so wrong it's not not even close. Scoreboard is in the stadium. Okay. Pug99, Max11. Numbers for everyone else? 33. 55. Five. Three. 21.

Jack. 55. Did you guys? Did you guys know Jack's last name? Yeah wiper Yep, it's pretty cool. I like it Jack wiper. I like it. I'm not gonna do Translate still Roman swipe I was just gonna say I was just going to say, I was just going to say middle school t-shirt.

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