Pardon My Take - Titans Coach Mike Vrabel + Brendan Schaub

Episode Date: December 7, 2018

Blake Bortles won Thursday Night Football (by being nominated for Walter Payton man of the year).(2:25-5:50) Week 14 preview and picks + is Joe Flacco done or finished and Aaron Rodgers upcoming fuck you tour. (5:51-22:31) Fanatasy Fuccbois. (22:32-25:21) Titans Coach Mike Vrabel joins the show to accept football guy of the week, answer some conspiracy questions, and make fun of us for not being football guys. (30:55-39:06) Former MMA fighter and now Comedian Brendan Schaub joins us in studio to talk about the wild transition from college football to mma to comedy and why we could probably kick his ass. (41:02-1:07:31) Segments include Lebron Blames,(1:09:36-1:11:44) nitpicking Zion (1:11:45-1:14:24) Spotify shaming where we read out loud our top songs of 2018 (1:14:25-1:17:56) and Hanks Grab Bag (1:17:57-1:28:01)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Football Guy of the Week and AFC rookie coach of the year decided Week 8 of the NFL season by us and us alone. It is Coach Mike Frabel from your Tennessee Titans. Fun time with him. And we have a really good interview with Brendan Shaw.

We've actually been circling him for a while. He is a former UFC fighter, former college football player, comedian, podcaster. Fun interview with him. We probably the first UFC fighter that we've had in the studio that we could totally beat up. Yeah, not like two of us together. I think Hank could beat his ass. Yes, so watch out.

Brendan Shaw here and this, that's a joke. Yeah. No, but it's not. Hank could, Liam could beat your ass. Yes, absolutely. We also have Fantasy Fuckboys, a weekend preview, and Hank's grab bag. Before we get to all of that, we have some picks from Larry. So PFT, you tell us what game you're going to do and let's get it going.

All right. The first one Larry is going to do is going to be Baltimore, Kansas City. Okay. You already know the Cash App is the number one app in finance, but did you realize you can get the most powerful debit card in the world with Cash App's Cash Card? Cash card comes with boosts, a feature you can't get anywhere else because Cash App invented it. Just select a boost in the Cash App, swipe the Cash Card, he likes the Ravens.

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front door unlocked for anybody to come by yes that probably got him at least in top two for man of the year I also saw our good friend Cal Rudolph yeah up in Minnesota and he was nominated from the Minnesota Vikings and of the year Chris long and Chris so we basically just have the crew of men of the year so are we were we the men of the year we're the man in the man we're the man's men of the year yes because we we just shoot out we we make we create men of the year we should probably crash that party at the Super Bowl and be like hey we're here for a reward to be the men behind the men we should get those capes like

the guy with the Walter Payton guy with a cape to wear on our shirt I always noticed it with Eli more than anyone else yeah because his is like nice and gold right it stands out a little bit right when they start doing that tree just letting a guy wear a few years around on the field yeah I don't know a few years ago Eli met man of the century so oh we also have breaking moves breaking moves Monday's part of my take we have the Walter Payton man of the year nominee Blake Bortles on it's gonna be pd is coming back baby it's gonna be good to have Blake back on we'll tweet out what the Wikipedia topic is Sunday

night Sunday night so we can get our reading in yep right after we record it because we don't want you guys to vandalize the page yes because that could lead to some fake reports from us and Blake is already in because he was like I asked him if he would come back on he's like yeah I got nothing else to do so he's ready to go I love we could be I love him so much I think Brogan Roback can win bro the year is there a bro NFL bro the year already won it yeah it'd be like him just be a Gronk him him and Gronk just duking it out every year kiddles yeah kiddles throw them in there kiddle kiddle guys then carry kiddles

yeah all right so let's predict what the score was for the game 1310 tight I don't just 1310 okay 1310 yeah actually no winner yeah I'm gonna say 17 13 okay 2 to 2 tie 8 interceptions for Cody Kessler it fumbled all over the yard he threw six pick sixes that were all called back for something that was not related to defenses play it was gross it was nasty yeah it was gross we do have though week 14 preview and we need to take a moment and just let that set in that I just said week 14 so I know we do this every week now but time time why you bother me it's fine because we have remember it's a 17 week season it's

17 weeks and then there's playoffs and then week 17 no one's gonna play there's a combine and then the you know what the NFL League year starts what March 1st something like that happens so fast pft yeah it just goes too fast I feel like it was September you know I like to do I like to take little snapshots with my eyes yep Sundays let's do it right now there we go this was a nice snapshot no I do I do as well I like to just like right around the witching hour when it gets to the last month of the season I like to take a moment and just do a really deep breath remember you know I like to do

sometimes I like to watch the live feed on like a fox or a CBS and then also like once there's a touchdown I go to the red zone feed so I get to watch the same play twice well that's a little tip out there if you want to extend your season by just like seconds at a time it adds up over the course of the season you get more football and yeah that way and I also like to go to the red zone channel a little early and get the whole countdown in get the clock yeah get the whole clock the other week I switch it to red zone channel and it was as it turned from a 0-1 into a 0-0 perfect timing damn perfect I'm really good at

that I'm also really good like a wormhole to the matrix yeah I'm also really really good I can't believe I haven't discussed this on the show this was like the thing I was best at in the entire world from the time I was 20 years old until the time I was like 30 years old eating cornflakes eating cornflakes I had to eat them every day breakfast lunch dinner I was very efficient no it was changing the channel from Fox to CBS during a commercial break to go to the second game and then switching it back exactly as a play started nice again on Fox I think that makes you a dad yeah that's like that is an all-time dad

flex when you know your dad's like oh man I'm the best at changing the channel right when the commercials don't I literally was it's a little things in life that that was spooky people would get creeped out and they wouldn't watch games with me because I was so good at it and not because all the food over at my house sucked and I had a tiny screen you're so good at it I was like man we got to get PFT over everyone's the channel changer exactly should make a movie off of that all right so let's do a week 14 preview actually a pretty nice week there's a pretty it's a pretty nice week there's some games that I'm very

very interested in and I'm not just talking about the Jets bills and Josh Allen getting his fifth win no he didn't start a couple of those wins but Josh Allen yeah we're gonna give him credit he's electric all right let's start with loser leaves town matchup I have one that's for sure and then I have a backup go okay my loser leaves town matchup is going to be filled off your Dallas yeah I think we've had this as a loser leaves town matchup like three weeks well this really played three times this year this truly is unless the Eagles win then then the Cowboys can beat a loser leaves town next week but

this is the week that if the Cowboys beat the Eagles they have basically won the NFC and it will be very hard for them to lose it I I mean I can't believe this this Cowboys team like I can't believe we've not only gone from Jason Garrett almost getting fired to the Cowboys win these but Jason Garrett almost getting fired to the people are actually talking about the cow like don't look out for the Cowboys they could be good they could make a run to the Super Bowl people are actually saying this now if there's anything I know about the Cowboys they'll find a way to fuck it all they will they'll find it

and it'll be hilarious yes oh and I will very much fantastic so my backup loser leaves town was Colts Texans and that's more for the Colts because that six and six log jam at the AFC Wildcard big constipation it's going to be interesting to see if one team the Ravens are here seven five so they're the six seed right now so if the Colts lose I think they're out yeah and god damn it please Colts win I used to love watching this game back in the day because the Texans would always be so snake bit against the Colts you remember that play where Sage Rosenfels did like the the two the double spin around and fumbled the

ball yes through the end zone yes and it was always like paint manning verse filling the blank mad libs for the Texans Q yeah usually first name Matt last name was something like Scherzer or something like that was like yeah yeah something that's sure match up still in the league yeah still in the league very much very much for the Falcons I think don't really for me is not yes do not ruin it I'm gonna keep saying that for like five years I mean then if you want to talk about Monday there's another loser leaves town match up there what's Monday night Seattle Minnesota oh yeah that is a big time it could also be a

are we sure they're good yet three loser leaves town matchups this week I told you it's good week are we sure they're good match up give it to me are we sure they're good I mean you can make the argument for Philly Dallas okay I'll give you mine and you can you can tell me your thoughts Ravens chiefs and here's why it's terrible here's why it's a terrible decision why the the terrible decisions Ravens this is the best team the Ravens have played are gonna play in a while okay there's seven and five everyone saying this defense is very legit Lamar Jackson the league hasn't figured him out yet and then on the

other side this is the best defense the chiefs have played in a while so can the chiefs play against a good defense in cold weather in December this is my are we sure they're good game I would also call this a tune-up game for KC oh yeah yeah I went there it's a tune-up game for the reasons that you said so that we get to finally put to bed cuz Kansas City's beaten a lot of teams of shitty defenses but yeah it will be fun to watch Baltimore versus Kansas but that's not my are we sure they're good okay mine's gonna be I think I'm gonna go into Houston okay all right if Houston can take care of business that's what

they say at home yes business they can handle their business then I think they're real Super Bowl contender if they get a buy yeah I'm gonna cut off my pinky cuz it's gonna have to happen like if they get a buy I think they'll go to the Super Bowl let's talk about I mean we should offer you an opportunity to hedge no I do not want to hedge I do not want to hedge but I will be officially nervous if they get a buy because the whole time I've been like you know what they have to win three games there's no way they're gonna win three playoff games I'm fine so hopefully they lose this game one more note about Lamar Jackson

we want to just call our shot within the next couple of weeks there will be the the league has caught up to Lamar Jackson yeah realize that he can't throw I think it's already happened a little bit really he doesn't he does a little sidearm thing sometimes and people are like come on Lamar yeah he can't be thrown like this yeah that's college stuff but uh he's I mean he's good I think he's a better wide receiver than Flacco is yes I the Ravens are gonna have to have a decision make when when Flacco is like totally healthy I think he is he might I think they've already made the decision I actually want to ask

you this I just know yeah yeah yeah hold on let me ask okay let me ask it how many more games will Joe Flacco start in his NFL career come on how many more games you can me I think Joe Flacco could be one of those guys who you like we don't know if he's fully healthy but he kind of is the reports are that he is and he's lost his job it's been kind of a non-story that he's lost his job because he just hasn't been good for a while will it be one of those situations where he just fades into Bolivia and never really gets like is someone gonna sign him be like this is Joe Flacco's team yes okay no the question I would

ask is like is Joe Flacco the kind of guy that wants to move with his seven children yeah that's tough that's that actually makes a difference like if you have seven kids or I think he's got six now if you got six kids most normal people don't want to move you have to like Ryan Fitzpatrick's the only person that I know that like willingly travels around but that he's like squeezing blood from a stone because he never got that big contract Flacco got the big contract correct and he's got six little kids that are just a pain in the ass life and eats at McDonald's yeah exactly so I don't know would you want to

move with six kids across country no I wouldn't want to leave my room no if I had six kids yeah I will yeah my man cave yeah I wouldn't want to get out of that so so I would say it's more likely Flacco loses a starting job and retires retires but do you see what I'm you do you agree with what I'm saying that like these guys who were good at one point borderline elite you want to get to a point in their career where you just assume someone will say yeah we want them as our starter but every team's like you know what let's just go with the young guy no there's some hope have you ever watched the NFL yeah but

Joe Flacco is what he is yes and there are a lot of teams that will pay him for that okay like I can see Joe Flacco they're probably 10 teams I that would want Flacco to start for them next year I agree with you but I'm saying should we start the Joe Flacco how many more games watch you might just yeah no we shouldn't okay he might just get fair he might sign with the R words and just like make the commute from Baltimore perfect just drive his perfect match drive his stupid van down there yes and go 8 and 8 for the next three years and people forget listen I'm getting a little steamed up about Joe Flacco because

of what you said borderline elite people forget he should have beaten that he should have beaten the Patriots he he beats the shit out of the Patriots on the road he should have beaten him in the playoffs that one year as Titan dropped the ball his kicker missed a kick they had that game one they would have won another Super Bowl and Joe Flacco still dynasty still one of the greatest playoff runs of all time I mean putting that together when you know the Hail Mary in Denver that wasn't a Hail Mary that was just a long throw he's actually just a short out for Joe Flacco yeah yeah he overthrew it but though that run was

insane he was on a different level that's very true and also that offseason is where the phrase back the truck up made its way into modern-day lexicon we should actually do circle this for next summer moral history back and up the truck no yeah or Mount Rushmore like do an oral history of best contract years mmm that's good like the guys who do who absolutely just go insane right before the big paycheck and then obviously never performed that level again everything's oral history it's awesome it's I mean that I would I'd like to think myself as a contract okay top of your head to on Howard Joe Flacco Gilbert

yeah yeah that yeah he did I could just do all DC athletes yeah that's just how it how it works yeah the yeah I mean the contract here it's a hell of a thing we're gonna say Hank David Boston I'm gonna say John Wall but he's in I guess he's all right yeah he kind of plays all time yeah yeah that's true thanks Hank yeah he's gonna get 45 million dollars next year some ridiculous thing all right game of the week game of the week can I say it's Rams Bears mmm yeah I think so I I actually almost my negative Bears thoughts started to creep in and I almost did are we sure they're good because I'm worried like I've when you

lose the Giants you start questioning a lot of things mmm I'm gonna I'm gonna stop you right there yeah well Mitch probably isn't playing no he is playing is that yeah sure full full participant in practice I heard different from who I heard different okay I never see that movie trained I heard different you go to school today did slug a lot of me I heard different okay he was a full participant in practice I believe that he will play okay and I am like I said the when you lose the Giants when you lose Eli Manning you start questioning a lot of things that you thought were facts and I do think the Bears are still

good but I'm also I'm emotionally fragile right now let's just say that a bad performance Sunday night will will tailspin into like shame eating and a lot of bad things going let me ask you a question about Sean McVeigh you saw that press conference where he listed all 11 of the Bears starters and then their strengths and weaknesses accurately mm-hmm is he taking that drug from limitless is he on Adderall he is he's his mind is ridiculous I mean him and Sean Payton I feel like they're just both on uppers all the time yeah and it will be interesting I'm very excited for the Rams in cold weather because that's

always a fun storyline mm-hmm you see them pretty boy you will get the no we'll get the the Rams brought this many pounds of gear cold weather gear to Chicago you always love that that little nugget that they give us you know what it is it's officially time for giant thermometer season yep bear weather gonna bear season on Sunday night I okay yeah that is the game of the week the other would be the Monday night game and I would only say that because it's in Seattle and primetime games in Seattle awesome a lot of juice and the Seahawks uniforms whoo it looks like slimmers puke it's like neon green I love it I love

and neon anything yeah on a uniform all right you want to do a quick picks and then we'll do fantasy fuckboys and get to our interviews revenge game of the week Danny amandola oh where people just forget about the fact that he plays on the dolphins now that's what happens in Miami just go there and you just the dolphins are six and six they're five and one at home probably gonna win this game yeah no one right and no one's no one talks about the dolphins they they could definitely get the six seed they just hang around I didn't say it was his revenge game against the Patriots this is his revenge game against being known

right against notoriety people will now remember that he plays for the dolphins just because we said this yeah he the dolphins are that team you're just like okay cool and then we get to week 16 and they'll be the the graphic that says what needs to happen for each team and the dolphins will have like win in one other team lose yeah it'll be England needs to invade Boston again and annex Foxboro yeah and then remove them from the AFC East and then the dolphins qualify they just won't go away all right picks real quick do it okay my let's start with the over I got New England Miami 47 okay over and that big time

nice weather I got the Panthers Browns over 47 Panthers by the way the you've been done chained but this is really if you lose this maybe just trade maybe cut Cam Newton cut him cut him straight up cut him do you think any other teams want Cam Newton if they cut him probably not probably not I don't he hasn't won a Super Bowl hope he is not so that's your over that's my over let's go under I got since the Chargers taking the under that just because I don't think since he's gonna be able to score interesting I'm gonna go buck saints and I know that sounds crazy 56 I feel like the Bucks have screwed me on over under's recently

and also the Saints on grass remember that's grass mm-hmm that's real grass mm-hmm you're down underdog of the week Baltimore same with Larry seven six and it was you got seven six and a half yeah even better I take seven I like it at six and a half I love it at seven take seven and maybe sprinkle the moneyline oh little sprinkle little sprinkle here Andy Reed was a candy ass last weekend after they beat the Raiders on the road mm-hmm he gave him big pat on the bag said I love you guys great win hold your heads high that's a good football team we just beat Andy I don't think that it was she used to do for a lot I don't

think that it was that's right that she used to do for a lot man that's a good football team I will we do the Pittsburgh radio show and that I did it this morning you do it we do it off weeks and they said that Mike Tomlin after the game said something about they were doing a smoke and mirrors defense they ran out of smoke what I mean it is a problem yeah because you run out of smoke is leaving on bills not there yeah now you're just you know smoke no more Tavis Bryant yeah tough with the smoke leg air blunt he's not walking through that door my favorite of the week is going to be I'll take oh no you just you

did your dog right I did my underdog dog I'm taking the Bears underdog I think plus three that it feels like that line should be six and I don't know why it's three therefore I love it at three my favorite of the week I'm taking the bills minus three and a half okay I'm taking the Washington our words oh boy three at home I'm Ryan the Sanchez train really glad really glad they didn't sign on Kaepernick because he didn't fit the style of Mark Sanchez well no you're happy they didn't sign Kaepernick because Kaepernick would never work in an offense built for Alex Smith that's very true never ever absolutely not

he talked about night never have him back him up never Hank what's your pick I'm gonna go with the rat line of the week and take the Falcons plus five rat line gross I you really have to it's it's a gross thing to bet on the on or against the Packers on or against the Falcons at this point of the season well Packers minus five seems like such a rat I I agree but I feel like Aaron Rodgers is gonna try to ball out so we can say Mike McCarthy was the problem absolutely that's it yeah that is exactly the best game of the season yeah all right I'm taking the Packers minus five all right let's do um fantasy fuck boys PFT

won't you start yo what's up this is many man alive I'm here to talk to you guys about some fantasy fuck boys shit turn your ears on turn your ears on cuz I'm gonna give you all the winners my first winner my start I'm starting Danny Woodhead okay that's right Danny Woodhead his fancy team has to win and he needs a little bit of help I got the stats at 40% for him to make the playoffs in his league guess what in my mind it's a hundred percent there's no quit in that kid plus that Facebook motherfucker PFT I hope you like being bald bald too you little bitch you little anorexic chum leaf bitch is that

here's coming right off with Danny makes a playoff I hope he keeps the goatee though that's right it looks fantastic my wife loves it scraping up against her taint I'm sitting sully that's right George HW pushes service dog hey sully we named the drink after you it's a mad dog it just sits around for six months and then it kills you it takes away all your headlines pretty rough my sleeper I'm sleeping Mark Sanchez that's right holy smokes this kick out rid of the butt fumble juju just right in time for Hanukkah that's right Felice Navidad mr. stat Sanchez cuz you're in luck no one's gonna tell you to break a leg cuz

you only cast you want to be as a cast a high school musical what's up boys it's bubble it's just my stardom is cold Tracy best kick in the nation after the Lou Gros award this weekend look cool get them call my sit-em is Nintendo 64 soldiers came out with a new video game system the leaves soldier parts soldier watch soldier pad soldier headphones and the soldier phone stolen baller goodbye xbox goodbye Nintendo soldier boy is the future and my sleeper is headbands you want to play in the NBA you need a headband it's comfortable picks up your sweat and it's fashionable what about

making me feel yep headband city I keep the sweat out of my eyes what's up guys it's burning celly my stardom is handing out candy at funerals and making yourself relatable on Twitter all you got to do to get everyone to love you is hand out a little candy to a former first lady and everyone will say oh my god 17 times I was George Bush George Bush such a good guy sit him Cody Kessler I'm not gonna slander this guy but he's a fucking idiot who throws interceptions all the time and he lost tonight and he sucks and I hate him and he didn't win the Walter Peyton man of the year award listen Cody what kind of

name is that you sound like you should be at a rodeo for idiots sleeper home alone it's back boys it's holiday season home alone one home alone to tell me your favorite hey I got a question for you burn yeah it's home alone a Christmas movie yeah we always have that debate die hard hot dog sandwich okay oh my god I'm so not looking forward to die hard as a Christmas movie debate what a stupid stupid thing yes who's gonna start it Michael yeah I was gonna say Trey Wingo's definitely like that he's got some thoughts no what's gonna happen is Trey is going to remind Mike before the show be like hey Mike ask me during this

show remember to ask you if die hard team yeah I've been waiting all year yeah throw me an alley-oop I got this I got this okay is it do you think there's a person in America more excited to see the Sherlock Holmes movie with Will Ferrell and John C Riley than Trey Wingo but not not for like a couple maybe like a year and a half after it comes out is he more excited for that or more excited for when Will Ferrell comes into ESPN Studios as Ron Burgundy for the 17th time yeah did you see he's doing a podcast as Ron Burgundy I'm Ron Burgundy yeah remember that will Ferrell's doing a podcast as Ron Burgundy and when goes

already subscribed can't wait he's ready to roll this podcast is brought to you by Trey Wingo who single-handedly funded the entire that's what that's what Trey's personal project that's what Trey's doing with his new contract at ESPN he's he gave Ron Burgundy a podcast just so we can listen most guys when they get rich they go to weird sex parties and take awesome drugs Trey Wingo when he gets rich he has Will Ferrell do a Ron Burgundy podcast and next up maybe we maybe we're talking prequel yeah man hmm the story the story behind the story of Ron Burgundy they do the prequel yeah well no I don't think so they should

what was Ron Burgundy sequel oh they did a sequel I didn't know if it was a prequel they should do a prequel where where it comes like when he's a student journalist like on the college station and the amount of hijinks he gets into there damn and and he gets yeah he reports on maybe a frat with let's see Vince Vaughn Vince Vaughn Owen Wilson they're all Wilson and it's it's a career and then it just goes into old school too that would be cool I like it and he becomes let's do one of those yes did you know that Ron Burgundy's character becomes Frank the tank yes before he becomes Ron Burgundy yes

absolutely all right let's do our interviews we first up have coach Mike Vrabel before we get to that another add another pick from Lerald the goldfish PFT what game is he gonna pick right now we're going to do tell you what let's do Denver San Francisco Denver San Francisco we have our friends at 23 and me now through December 25th the 23 and me DNA kits are on sale 23 and me helps you understand what your DNA can tell you about you and your family story it's named for the 23 pairs of chromosomes that make up our DNA a 23 and me DNA kit is the perfect gift for everyone he takes the Niners Larry takes the Niners

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Tennessee Titans he also is the AFC rookie coach of the year named by us eight weeks into the season coach Vrabel so first off how how big you've won some Super Bowls but how big is football guy of the week award I'd say this is right up there I'm not sure what I get but but I'm hopeful to be able to put it up in my office if we if we get something it'd be great I'll put it up here okay send you something yeah we'll send you something from the pile yes so you won the award because of the video of you warming up with your defensive line and also maybe hurting yourself a little bit what explain that warm-up and did

you hurt your shoulder at all so I think the guys you know sometimes I try to do it there and mix it up a little bit with them and some technique some guys like to go before the game and then I just try to be available for anybody that wants to do it and have to be working with a couple guys I show you know it's fine that's just I would say a lot of years of wear and tear and I think I'll be fine I'm I'm probable for the game this week okay okay that works are there guys that you take it easy on because you know that they don't want that smoke from you no I don't think so I think what they try to do is they try to

try to knock crap out of me to get back to maybe whatever I'm gonna set during the week or at practice and that's usually the case that they as long as they're trying to get after the other guy hit them harder than they're trying to hit me I'm okay so you've been actually hovering around football guy the week award recently so you do the wind sprints before games to what's that why are you trying to be an overachiever you know looking for a workout and and something to do before the game so just try to do something to get off my ass a little bit did you do this one yeah oh you got nominated for that you got

nominated also for your quote the crowd NFL's like the crime it never sleeps is that true it just doesn't take any Thursdays you know Thanksgiving Christmas so who else have I get who else beat me probably Nick Saban Nick Saban Kirk Ferenc beat you one week oh Tyler Trent the great story from Purdue kid who's battling cancer who basically beat Ohio State your alma mater yep so you've had some stiff competition but it's good that you finally got off the Schneid here in one one because you like I said you've been circling well yeah you were starting to get a reputation like you were getting close you're getting close

but you finally closed out this week so we're gonna air this on Friday so you just congrats you just beat the Jacksonville Jaguars and the overmatch the vastly overmatched match Cody Kessler the incompetent Cody Kessler how looking back on how last night's game went how do you think it went for you guys hope that it went as well as we prepared and you know these games aren't easy you know every week in NFL the challenge and the records don't mean anything it's a division opponent that's just kind of how it goes I have a little conspiracy theory I want to bring up with you Hank actually brought to

start attention a couple weeks ago against the Jets you had 12 guys on the field and they accepted the penalty did you that was that on purpose so that you could stop the clock I'll never know okay that sounds like a yes interesting what's your what's your thought I think well based on how quickly you answered I'd say absolutely that was on purpose get a work on your poker face a little bit coach I didn't look too pissed off when it happened did I hmm okay here's the other conspiracy theory we'll throw by you there's been talk that Bill Belichick's coaching tree has not been as fruitful as some others so this year

he said I'm gonna have Matt Patricia and Mike Vrabel win a game against me so that everyone be like wow these coaches are awesome I mean Felicia could do we helped him win three Super Bowl championship that's true that's true one it was one regular yeah that's true that is true also want to get your thoughts on your good friend coach urban Meyer retiring from Ohio say I know that you guys were very very close how burned up were you about that burned up I mean I think the guy had a phenomenal career you want a bunch of championships and everywhere he's dead he's won and I learned a lot from him in two years felt

like I needed to move on to the NFL and I certainly stand in touch with him and should be Ohio State's at a better place because what was your record against Michigan not very good oh oh I did not mean to bring that up but or Meyer 7 and all against well no you should count your coaching record too right better than better than 500 okay all right but it was always good when I played with Brady it seemed the castle of the boys took it took advantage of the Wolverine it was yeah it's always had a good Christmas okay okay I want to get your thoughts on a team that you played a couple weeks ago that the Texans your old team that

you coached for they look pretty good don't they I don't know if you're aware of this but big cat has an appendage on the line he has to cut off the tip of his pinky if they win the Super Bowl how worried should big cat be about that team they're playing well guys are playing for him and defense is doing a good job we we didn't do a good enough job against them we couldn't keep my hands on didn't do good enough job in the red zone so now they're playing well there's a lot of football left you got this coach speak down all right last question for me are we bigger football guys than you because when I texted you

and I said hey can you hop on for five ten minutes you said I'm finishing up red zone and I was like that's okay we're gonna be working all hours of the night so we're technically working while you're not right now you know I don't think that anyone would look at you and think football guy anybody that's watched the combines that pitiful performance that you guys put out it's embarrassing to anyone that would show my tape so close yeah when we're feeling bad about ourselves Jen and I usually pull that up on the internet we'll watch what you guys actually look like doing that I'm glad we can I think I've

brought jump further with a with a torn Achilles you guys were it was pitiful well that means that I'm part of you know the Titans organization organization I'm helping you anytime you're feeling down I'm there to pick you up you should get a ring they went get a ring my last question how many guys on your team right now do you think that you could beat up probably not enough I think some but not all okay great answer great answer all right coach Rabel thank you so much for giving us ten minutes congratulations on football guy the week at the end of the year we do a football guy the year award and I'm gonna say it

right now you'll be in the running you you've got some strong performances out there well I can send you my address you know what you're gonna send me I can you can have okay whatever member be or if it's a trophy you may be looking forward to it's actually just a signed jockstrap for me in PFT so great yeah what you'll need it could be sent a small package it would be very inexpensive all right coach Rabel yeah yeah yeah all right well good luck and but but not good luck you already won that interview with coach Rabel was brought to you guys by MVMT and while we're doing the set I think Larry's gonna make another

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spent a night pretty close to you a very fun night Mayweather McGregor yes we're sitting right next to you I think we're in front of you Barry Pepper the guy who killed all the Nazis and save him probably Ryan he was sitting next to us oh wow I remember yeah yeah okay yeah so we okay it was a fun night it was did you think that that what was your biggest takeaway from that night like it is McGregor he's obviously blown up and become this huge mega star do you think you'll ever fight again in boxing in boxing no unless it's like some sad story 30 years from now but no none box and he'll fight again the UFC yeah for

sure what did you think about that whole spectacle like were you excited going into it or were you looking at it like a sideshow kind of I was super excited I think I think it was cool I think you know Connor did pretty damn well for for being in there with a guy who's basically you know one the best if not the best of all time so I thought it was a cool experience yeah everyone made money yeah we had fun talking about it those tickets were sick we like how awesome man good time for you like how much you know about gambling but we actually lost money yeah what you bet on Connor yeah we bought tracks really

wrapped up in that song yeah that will just get you got a lot of money I remember being in the in the stands for that and looking around you were there Barry Pepper was there I was there it was like damn this is a lot of really good hair yeah in the same rock you guys have good hair it was a fun moment because it was like alright you know sometimes people like hey do you consider yourself a celebrity no we're just podcasters but then to be like okay you're at Barry Pepper's level who I don't think he's been in anything since even private right it's like that's I'll take it's saving it's a classic but I'll take that

was a dealer in heart right oh he might have a dealer yeah yeah and you're so I guess you that you're on our level or that we're on like which way does that I don't read I don't think I'm a celebrity no no I think I think we're on the list DC list you know like there's some benefits but no one's gonna roll out the red carpet no right yeah you stopped on the street but there's not cameras all over so so you've had an interesting career you started in football then you went to UFC now you're doing comedy yeah which of those three possession professions is the hardest they're all different the scariest I would say is

fighting but the funness is by far don't stand up so I'm not even close no football you know football at least you have to have pretty easy pretty easy gay you have 10 other guys you can rely on it's like not just all on you almost said blame no you said it depends yeah to ends Colorado kind of sucks now what's not now I'm not there now when when we when I was there they were damn good we're what is damn good what is damn good every year he played in the big 12 championship was Nebraska still in the big 12 yeah well that's what we played like Texas when they had Vince young we play against Adrian Peterson at

Oklahoma did you know the way we got our ass looked yeah I was about to say the way you phrase that I definitely didn't win a big year we lost a bit was Jeremy Bloom on those teams yeah he was on the squad yeah he's a pretty boy for me is liking yeah he has it all man you know now he's a millionaire mega millionaire what a tycoon he's frickin yeah for what what he's some app he's silksone valley on Stephen Venice that's not fair Tommy Hill figure model good looking dude Olympian he was on the cover of ESPN or something like that a while ago that's not fair playing the NFL yeah that's not

fair on the Eagles that doesn't really count yeah we don't count that it depends so did you what came first I was one of this with UFC fighters what came first the fighting or the tattoos tattoos how many they did they did you thought you like the requirement well not like the NBA I assume most UFC fighters they get tattoos to try to be more intimidating to look tough yeah I like to get the neck you think it will neck tattoo there's no turning back you know that tattoo it's all down with the next kind of respect I move if you put a neck tattoo or a face tattoo it's like there's no turning back I'm going to I'm

gonna have a fucked up weird career I'm not gonna work at a desk for the rest of my life you're also probably not financially very smart with your money you don't have 401k like there's some bad things with face tattoos right like if you get a face tattoo it's like you're not the fallback isn't Deloitte here you're gonna be fighting and probably get in your face you know caved in and you have no problem with that so it's intimidating it's a bad idea yeah yeah face tattoo neck tattoo and tattoos my first well I kind of like the the knuckle tattoos but you can only do four letter words on you guys to get face

tattoos and neck tattoos as podcasters one after the Super Bowl we're in we're in a profession that we absolutely guess you guys can do it my first job out of college was selling cars used cars for like two months and my co-worker that came in at the same time as me he had a neck tattoo right on the front game it just said money and I was like that's the guy that you want to buy use my money right he's like in cars with people buy them you sold a couple cars because I wouldn't buy a car like that it's a real idiot yeah that's money baby all right so you go from football to UFC yeah and you were on Ultimate Fighter which was

one of my favorite shows I think Ultimate Fighter doesn't I think maybe it does get enough credit in the MMA world I'm a very casual I love big you know sporting events so big pay-per-view I'll always buy okay but the Ultimate Fighter got me into the UFC and I think that was the case for a lot of people a ton of people yeah like it really kind of exploded it because it's like these guys it's a reality show it's also what was it like in like that reality cooker and trying to make it it's not very realistic it's like a hype god damn it version well no meaning it's not realistic as far as the real life of a

fighter okay because yeah sorry man you're living with him you just want to tell me reality TV no no with all that that happened there was real but it's like you're living this house with 16 other dudes you know and you can't leave and there's no phone there's no books there's nothing and then you're fighting once every week once every two weeks like that's not the real life of a UFC fighter right so it's stressful man so there's no TVs I know that too right so well you guys wouldn't read anyway well so well how dare you board games nope you just certainly creates drama because you're right like there's

nothing to do but talk to each other to get each other's nerves that's a good point so even my boy just rent had his Bible they took that really yeah they mess around disrespectful damn they give you paper skin right in your journals and we made like fake trading like cards and stuff and they got rid of those you're basically in prison in prison they can have cards were you were you like a little weirded out when you first got there all the cameras around like you're trying to act natural but you know they're in your face a little bit you know that everything's gonna be broadcast out there yeah I was uncomfortable

probably for like the first week and then just forget about them then when you watch like oh dang I did that on camera like you just forget about it and start talking shit and when you watch back were you like am I really like that is that what I sound like I was a dick there were you like a little uncomfortable with some things that happen again I think I rubbed a lot of people the wrong way because I go he's cocky because Kimbo slice walks in they the first sound bites me and that was a big deal for everyone I go fuck this guy and everyone like Kimbo slice yeah I went fuck this guy and the your psycho am I yeah yes

you said fuck you did you ever see the fire he punched a dude's eyeball out you're scared of Kimbo slice hell yeah I mean he's dead and I'm still scared of yes great guy great guy yeah he's a legend he's a legend those were like that was internet 1.0 what's the problem Kimbo slice nothing he was a good friend of mine to pass away really good friend yeah really good friend but at the time I he was just a stand-up fighter and I was really good on the ground so it would it would have been a good fight for me at the time but anyway so when he came on the show I went fuck that guy the fans like oh he's cocky so when I watch it

again that's a heightened sense of who you are because you're in in a house full of dudes who you got to fight to get a contract to the UFC so that's not really you right that's not really you know who you are that's for making that transition from football to when you decided to become an MMA fighter what was it about the sport you're like okay I'd rather get in a ring and punch dudes lack of options yeah lack of options living with my brother and I was teaching the cardio kickboxing and slang in the supplements door-to-door like pursuit of what we're talking about what supplements what's up bro yeah how

do you need junk science guys so you could sell us on anything whatever you want whatever our balance you can't get knocked over with us have you seen those commercials yep I got the machine one right now see wow dude the tea that gives you diarrhea and then you're like oh that's 10 pounds it works yeah I was slang in a supplement called a hard nutrition which eventually turned it out yeah yeah that sounds right you'll take it yeah which eventually turned into muscle farm oh yeah yeah was it now was it you were really slaying it or was it the pyramid scheme now I was really saying a door-to-door be like have

you tried this for a limited time only 14 because you also see like the person's pop up on Facebook and they're like hey I've been selling this and I know I have a car and all this no Ponzi scheme I was actually door-to-door pursuit of happiness will Smith sell it was depressing yeah that is depressing was knocking doors like did you play for UC Colorado I'm like I did it's not about that here's the thing though I need you to buy this yeah yeah so it's when you're like when you're making that transition is there a part of you that was ever like hey it's not gonna happen as far as getting to the UFC just in

general you see oh there was no plan I just kind of happened for me I was training I was pretty good at it and then buddy mind Simon for Golden Gloves is like what he's like yeah it's next weekend end up winning that that's such a shitty gift yeah like if somebody gave that you gotta go for Christmas hey I entered you into a boxing tournament yeah yeah you like a fighting people in anyway so then I won that and then it just kind of took off from there next thing I knew I had four fights and then the UFC calls okay we want you on this reality show and then I just earned my contract in the UFC in the next thing

months after I'm fine top 15 guys in the world and then I'm like what the hell am I doing I don't like doing this this is so intense so that's how it ended you're just like I don't really like doing this into my fighting career I linked up with Brian County's my partner I'm fighting the kid comic comedian and we started doing the podcast and it started to gain legs and you know things just started to happen from there I'm like man I'd much rather be a silly ass with my friend and then freaking get punched in the face yeah just led me towards comedy easiest game or would you rather ever yeah so now you have the tattoos in the

cauliflower ear but you're hot yeah I know it will try comedy trade once in October yeah cauliflower is well I had to follow frickin David tell the other night I mean call for our ears like it's intimidating I know that's not good for comedy though bro it's better than cauliflower dick true cuz I knew you just yeah yeah you can't hide that so your comedy career is it would like would you rather go into the octagon and face getting your ass kicked or get in front of you know however many people are you're selling out what like 50 people you do your clubs 50 yeah yeah but what we're doing that stand up all day I

love stand-up yeah stand-ups that that's my past man absolutely love it yeah yeah that's that bad once I get up there I'm at home man yeah I was never at home in the octagon first time you stepped on a stage you felt good like looking out at no nerves nothing and even even I was on stage with Brian County goes out he goes man there's a lot of people out there man you should be nervous I'm like I'm not man we got out there we got back he's like dude here we go yeah and then boom what do you think that's playing playing in front of people in football or UFC like that's I mean a lot of people have fear of that

they do get up there naturally yeah I've been knocked down my underwear in front of millions of people what that helps you get over it or you know as a kid my heroes were comedians Jim Carrey Adam Sandler like I've always wanted to do this so yeah I got here eventually but it took some shit to get through it yeah so with a cauliflower I just had an idea does anybody do cosmetic surgery to give you call for a great question sir thank you check it out so I was doing a show on E I still work for you I do like the pre and post award shows for them and but this is before I was working for that so I did all these auditions for

them and they call me my agent called up because calls me goes it's a big show right and he goes dude I got some good news I'm like yes here we gonna be making bank baby and he goes so you didn't get the show like but we got something else for you have you seen botched I'm like yeah goes they want to fix your ears for free I can't like my where I come from my people them and make community yeah like a badge of that's what I was saying it wasn't so much like does anybody get rid of it it's more other is there a surgery option for posers out there that one of our to give yourself call well kids who grow

up poor and like the favelas in Brazil and stuff like another part of the the world you know doing jiu-jitsu is expensive and it shows a sign of money and status so those kids will take phone books and pliers and put around their ears and crank on it to give them so if you guys want to do that do that well not for me personally yeah well we could just open up a cauliflower your shop and clint punch people just punch each other right yeah Steve Steve oh try doing it you see him try doing oh no he had Chuck Liddell take a golf ball on his air hit oh punch him in the air like dude that ain't the way I would assume that

Steve it would already have cauliflower just by happenstance people like come you know jump out from from behind a wall just like from the jackass yeah right right what you you mentioned Chuck Liddell we had him on the show last week before the fight before the fight what do you think he was very confident it was he was very confident but the fight was ugly and I thought there's something wrong with my with my service yeah like babe our TV slow here let's fix this yeah that was bad it was bad I didn't realize I mean I guess I probably should have eight years off as well no you shouldn't know because listen I'm

I'm balls deep in the sport this is what I do man and I thought he was good to go right because his team said he was good to get in the commission let him the commission right Andy Foster of California which is the toughest commission to pass and I have to go through that testing if they say he's good to go you guys co-signed this project right I'm assuming he's good to go then when he showed up when he was walking out like yeah right walking the kids I was like maybe just warming up here and then we got him like oh damn this is it he's in trouble everyone should be ashamed of yes what type of testing goes

into that to make sure that a fighter is sound like do they make you do stretches or like hey does your back work they should have here but they did like it's a neurological test they do the EKG's EEG's they do a CAT scan you know they do all that man but that's not enough whatever they're doing it's not work you couldn't defend himself no they should need the eye test on that one that's what I'm saying like my mom like oh no yeah I'm working the case my mom like no saw him throw one put even the way in I watched the way in afterwards when I you know saw had the fight and I was like yeah the way in you can kind of tell

he's looking stiff he doesn't look like he's like comfortable it was it was bad everyone should be ashamed of I hyped the fight up too because again yeah we did too people who were complicit dude we had him on I know me too I was like you guys need to buy this still leash can do these legends all right okay so you're way you're more I am I got honey dick bro they told me he was ready to go yeah wait was that term honey dick honey dick I like that I'm gonna I don't know what it means I'm gonna keep it yeah thank you appreciate that one thing we talk about on the show a lot is kind of how Dana White has been overseeing the UFC especially like the last year year and a half

okay um there's been a lot of like WWE style antics that have gone on recently and he's kind of straddling that fence because on one hand it's really good for business when you have a bunch of guys drumming up publicity but on the other he actually seems genuinely pissed off when guys do it and he'll like he'll suspend guys he'll say that they can't fight um what goes through his mind like how does he play both sides of it because I don't think he really knows which side he wants to come down totally on yeah I mean I think you hit it on the the head there I think he doesn't know he runs it kind of with his emotions which you really can't run a huge business like that like a boys club and now that they sold to WME I think there's

gonna be some changes but he's done a lot of good he's done more you know good than he has harm you know as far as something ESPN um the big sale with WME for four billion so he it's hard to argue but I'd say under the current plan that they're under with this pay-per-view model it's it's not working there's too many fights so yeah they're gonna need to make some changes for sure I actually think he knows exactly what he's doing and he's just the world's greatest actor like when he says he's disappointed in Khabib or he's disappointed in Connor he's not he's a promoter no he's a promoter like when they threw those dollies he's like this yes but then he comes out he's like this is so disappointing I don't know if we can ever let him fight again he knows exactly he knows what he's

doing now he's a smart guy when it comes to that stuff man but the other thing is is you've built up Conor McGregor so big now he's I don't know if he has ownership in the company right but there's something going on that's pretty fishy there so you know you've built him up so big he's gotten bigger than the UFC people tune into Conor McGregor not the UFC yeah and I think the biggest problem the UFC has from a cat like I said I'm a casual fan I know diehard fans they love the sport I do enjoy the sport but I for me it's the turnover is so severe a guy can only be at the top and have you know be the champion for what feels like a short period of time because there's always there's parody there's guys coming up so you don't get those champions that you're like

for a long time that guy right Conor McGregor if you asked anyone randomly on the street you're like Conor McGregor they'd be like oh yeah he's he's a UFC champion correct he doesn't have a belt right now you're right so it feels like I don't know you can't you don't want to invest in the right and it's also like almost a blessing in a curse because it's fun to watch because anyone can win any fight and there's so many ways to lose right that's the other things different than boxing right so many ways to lose but also like you know Vince McMahon is where the UFC if you if you watch what wwe has done the ufc's copying their their plan to to a t so if they make a move plan on the ufc making the same move them going digital them having a ufc fight past wwe's way ahead of this

they've had this for years so yeah Vince McMahon they all they thought he was going to buy he goes I would never buy it for your reason yeah I can't control who's champion right you guys switch them out too fast here we can control for who a big star Malcolm for what they're worth we can't control that right so you're saying Dana White at some point will blow himself up in a limousine and everyone will freak out and do steroids and get all tan yeah running the cage and blows quite a lot of doing steroids was the best awesome awesome he went from a pencil neck geek to Vince McMahon shirt off Dana White's probably so pissed he can't grow hair so that Donald Trump can't shave his head yeah yeah that would be the next thing up there really good that'd be really

good too yeah um what's Joe Rogan like good guy smart guy yeah yeah he smoked weed with him smoked DMT with him uh yes and yes yes and yes really yes what was that like uh you know the weed you know you know so there's like I'm not a big weed guy I'm a CBD oil which isn't uh psychoactive I use every day use it for my son but you use it on your son yeah because he had uh uh epileptic seizures and actually got he got rid of them so I'm all about CBD oil I can't say it enough okay but it's not in psychoactive so he doesn't get high but um you know so there's weed like if you guys are weed smokers so there's like your casual weed smoker sure good time Joe Rogan has phd in marijuana so when I get to the studio he's like hey take a hit of this I'm like oh god I guess man

because you're going down the rabbit hole right because he's not getting your bullshit weed from Venice Beach he's getting he has the highest strain in the world some doctor creating the lab and you're going to fucking Pluto on this thing yeah so like we were doing a podcast last week on saturday I took one hit and I was talking about that guy got trapped tried convincing those islanders to be oh yeah the Bible Humphers who got killed I kept calling it satan island and was like I was so high man yeah he's like no it's sentinel island like satan island the thing I was just so high where do you stand on that are you are you like pissed off at the guy was it his fault for going there are you like maybe don't murder the guy I think you know he also was he has been a little

crazy in the head too I think he was looking for yeah you know what's a mental health they had to murder I didn't realize this that was the second time he went there yeah the first time he went he goes to satan island through the Bible yeah he goes I'll be back yeah oh this is maybe this time they won't and how about his missionary group goes we did we he was even part of our group right nobody was just doing whatever he wants they had to kill him he brought like a bible because he had he would have brought to see he would have killed them no they sneezed game over right he tried right what if he brought see if I were him I would have brought something really cool like just a playboy they're like hey check this out or get out your iPhone show them cool shit yeah exactly hey not the

Bible they didn't speak English game boy play can play candy crush you don't have to go crazy on it yeah dude get on twitter so Joe Rogan does he when you when you do a podcast with him are you you're just like holy shit this is gonna be this is gonna be experience because he any more because we do one pretty regular at least once a month sometimes twice a month so before maybe you know he's just a buddy so I don't look at it that way I think a lot of people do because it's literally the biggest show in the world yeah it is I don't you should see his freaking complex it's it's insane where is it it's uh it's it's in the valley in California does he have that where they do the porn uh they used to I think they've moved out of there got it yeah kind of decentralized that

is that where uh were you there when Alex Jones did his thing uh I was not there when Alex Jones did his thing that was a real trip that was like three hours of just Alex Jones no I don't I don't get into that stuff you guys you get down without you know not really but I mean you know any bravo I enjoy laughing at Alex Jones a lot I agree I think he brings up good discussions for for us to laugh at for us to laugh at I don't entertain that bulls I can't I can't I can't even take out you in resolution 62 stuff set four he's crazy all right we're gonna do the Seeky question promo code take you get $10 off you can go you can probably actually go to your comedy on January 19th if you go can you buy it on Seeky maybe uh I'm not sure look it up if you can't maybe someday we'll get

it set up yeah promo code take check it out all right so the Seeky question you're a comedian like you said tell us a joke oh man come on funny man make me laugh come on oh wow that's the question oh I thought you weren't scared on say what's that you can't oh he said he said yeah so there you go go see bread and shop January 19th in San Diego $10 off with promo code take boom that's easy boom don't let him up now yeah now you have to sell us on the comedy show by telling us a joke well there's no really jokes man I don't do like knock knock jokes you know that's not really my thing there's no hook line here fellas that's our favorite thing to say to comedians just like make me laugh go ahead and it's right it's probably the worst thing to make yeah you kind of want to pause right now

yeah and that's okay yeah I don't I like you guys I knew you before I was a fan before that's a lie we sat next to you for an entire night you know but that night was personal to me so I don't remember a lot of things it was personal I almost beat a mic rap for you that night oh yeah okay that was really nice we also were very drunk that night because we like idiots we walked in and they're like last call at 8 30 yeah like Vegas closing down nuts and then and then we walked in and we're like we thought there was last call and the woman just laughed at us like it's Vegas are you fucking you can stupid he has a good you can drink so it's the beer guy outside just have you guys been back since oh yeah yeah a bunch yeah for what event uh we went back for I saw the pack 12 saw the caps

when the Stanley Cup yeah we go back that's pretty nice once once or twice a year yeah all right wore some big pants yeah yeah it was a whole thing all right yeah it was nice um I do have one last question for you do it when are we gonna start seeing like a UFC teams at the collegiate level and high school level geez man uh I mean they're worried about CT and football so I don't know if you're gonna see it at the high school level probably not a collegiate if anything you'd see it in the Olympics do you think that story is coming this like you know concussions in the in UFC oh my god yeah it's a matter of time yeah yeah there's it started I feel like I haven't heard a lot about it you know there's a reason for that you know that there's a lot of those guys who

I won't say names a lot of famous guys you grew up watching who aren't doing well now you seem to get arrested or you know not doing well but um it's it's just a matter of time right I mean it's happened in boxing so it's definitely gonna happen in you 100% yeah it's coming that's bad maybe maybe collegiate MMA but no head strikes I just think it'd be cool like you watch that I think I think a lot of people would just body they have esports now for college those kids are killing it yeah you do esports I don't do you know no I mean okay I was a test yeah yeah I can tell we've had actually a lot of UFC guys in here we had Daniel Cormier sit in that seat we had Steve Bamiotchi sit in that seat we had uh what was the other guy's name that's sat in the seat yeah I don't know have we I don't think

if anybody else in that's not chuckled out it's the other Randy Couture oh that's right it's always here yeah all all three of those guys could have kicked our ass I think we can kick your ass you think you can kick yeah two at once really just jump on you yeah I mean you're not small no no he's not sit on you look like the scrappy type you work out you work out well exclusively do uh arms and chest just glamour muscles yep oh yeah I got a six oh you got to do anything look at you put those up damn how much are those not cheap man yeah well they're yours those are bad ass or those those are the Andre Augusts those are Andre Augusts yeah little uh those are dope you got a six on man I'm going to judge you right now for that but I'm going to forgive you you can do anything

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how does LeBron not show up to LeBron Corp yeah that's a good question I think what happened here was he had something else go I don't want to accuse LeBron of any sort of drinking too much and passing out drinking too much and passing out but this definitely sounds like something I would do if I drank too much didn't go somewhere and had friends mad at me for not I'd tweet something I'd be like oh damn I totally fell asleep make sure that my location was turned off on my tweet when I sent that so they wouldn't know I was like out on Catalina Island yes sending that yes he I also love how LeBron responds to his own tweet in the middle of his tweet man I'm washed I went to bed at 8 30 last night woke up at 7 30 a.m someone from the crowd man what that's actually still LeBron

though it's great LeBron hey hey don't say that I'm washed I'm a father of three and I'm washed but yeah so this is very fishy because what father of three can sleep for 11 and a half hours good point PFT well if you if you drug your kids if you just get all your kids drunk don't always sleep the hangovers they had they had just like a big punch bowl filled with Pinot Noir the LeBron though is definitely going to start dropping these hints to pre excuse not winning another title he's old he needs help oh Lakers are decent they're up there I think they're like two games out of the first does LeBron need a 12-step program hmm we call that traveling they used to call it 12 steps traveling back in the day yeah that's why I watched college yeah speaking of

college we have a new segment Hank it's called nitpicking Zion Williamson okay you ready for it so Zion I guess Duke is not lost yet everyone tells me that's not true you know they have not lost I thought they lost defeated what happened to you they beat them no they beat them they beat them they lost Duke is undefeated and Zion he missed two dunks last night against the Hartford Hawks which I didn't know were real hmm yeah hmm against Hartford Hartford basket same size up in Hartford it was at Duke but Hartford two probably brought dunks that he missed Hank doesn't have that explosiveness anymore now that he's got the dunk so hard that the ball smashes off the rim it comes out or it sounds like it's a him problem or he's got the unlimited meal plan in

college little freshman 15th situation I thought about him actually so yeah he's great at defense or whatever he blocks shots that's cool he has the highest but when you block a shot and the ball goes into the into the crowd that's a turnover Hank might as well be not been on the whole show you might as well be turning the ball over Hank why doesn't he catch the balls instead of block him Bill Russell used to do that he said keep the ball in bounds my dad taught me that yeah he's the highest vertical leap in Duke history okay maybe he's so high that they it was higher like you know when you jump higher than Bobby Hurley and Christian Leighton in no way yeah so his heads in the clouds is what you're saying maybe you should stay grounded interesting I think Zion

well now I want the balls to draft them but until that happens I'm gonna pick them two dunks he missed miss two dunks I don't I've never missed two dunks in my life ever I always finish all the dunks that I attempt to dunk except that one time I didn't when I the Revelle video I tried to dunk and I didn't even get to the rim that's sad yeah I'm not not not known for my eyes I still haven't missed a dunk you've still missed 100% less fewer dunks than Don Williams yes I think that's how just be a 50% all right I still won by 40 okay oh okay you know what I'm excited for the Zion Williamson Vince Young shirt off at a club picture where he looks pretty fat yeah the Eddie Lacey bad angle because Zion's not fat but there's our friends at one shining podcast

Titus and Tate they have a whole thing like is Zion fat and just the fact that that question's asked means that he is in that ripe zone to get a bad angle picture and everyone says oh man this guy's fat also Vernon Kerry just committed he was the number two player in the country he just committed to Duke oh so I guess coach K is just basically giving up on Zion yeah he's like I gotta get somebody else in here so he's he's already looking to next year looking to the he's already recruiting for next year that's yeah he's he's really sad he wrote this off that's too bad um hey we also we also didn't get you prepared for this we're gonna do uh a quick Spotify shaming because it's the end of the year so pull up your Spotify okay and we're going to talk about our top

music choices and uh everyone's talking about it online everyone's tweeting the picture I love this year-end Spotify thing and what I learned about myself is I in 2018 listened to a lot of Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande hmm so delicate Taylor Swift that was played many many times on my Spotify I so I listened to a lot of Mike Posner and then pretended that I was too cool to know anything about Mike Posner during his halftime performance during the Thanksgiving game but all my but all my listens are too I took a pill in a visa okay well you should actually try to bury it in what is a jam dude no I've I've listened to that okay it's almost like two years ago yeah yeah I remember Caleb put me on that song three years ago and I was already six months late yes that was three

years ago I thought that there was effect on his voice for the longest time oh maybe you were doing it because Avicii yeah that's probably why that's right because he goes to show Avicii I was cool yeah that's why I was doing it because Avicii died this year it's something to do I'm leaving out Nellie and it's got a sports contest to prove oh I made a million dollars in it this is dollars in it this will be uh nice for any further accusations of narcissism um pup punk there's on my list too I also had lumineers and Wilco which like you depressed dude cocks bar I listened to a lot of cocks bar nice yeah I should have a nice mix

my my top what would the judge my artist goes Tiesto Travis Scott you Martin Garrix Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper you big sicko mode guy uh it was stargazing young thug uh and Elton John Mack Miller wait young thug and Elton John yeah as long as a banger really together yeah did it together finally damn the the collab we've all been waiting for uh Mack Miller RIP Avicii RIP YG 311 Hank all your all your favorite artist Kanye I yeah it's fucking sad I listened to sicko mode too I listened to a lot of sicko mode I listened a lot of uh Drake the that one song mm-hmm I listened to some brothers I was born in there at some point no not kiki the other one you know which one I'm talking about nice for what nice for what oh and the bottom the one that

listens out a lot too listen I'm my Drake listening is whatever is number one on radio I will listen to and everyone's like damn you like Drake well I like the hits I'm looking through my list right now I have a very weird eclectic mix on here okay I wouldn't trust my if I found this like do you have any right on the street no stained uh but I but I did have uh the song rock fist do you remember that one yes but I think it was 10 foot crutch yeah that was such a shitty song I had so my aria I listened to a lot of songs ironically I find but then I eventually yeah you like them yeah that's basically our lives it's my life yeah uh no tears left to cry was my aria on a ground a number one song that's a great song okay are you okay yeah that song banks it's like starts slow and then you

know you're gonna take it you want it to take it on it are you right yeah it's a good it's a happy song no tears left yeah it means you've moved on dude yeah like you just don't you're good you ever heard that would you want from I moved on from you on a red cork you cried over me no I didn't I just have nothing left I'm all out of liquid thank you next yeah thank you yeah thank you next big cat all right let's uh before we get to Hank's grab bag emergency who's back of the week this is I can't tell if this is a sad story or a happy story I'll let you decide pft Mike McCarthy has returned to Lambeau Field on Wednesday and spoke to the team with the blessing of Mark Murphy Brian goot goot a kunst yeah this had goot goot and Joe Philbin his passion for the game and his

love for the players was clearly evident Philbin said he did a great job maybe he walked into his old team that he just got fired two days later it was like hey guys remember me and actually you should change your pick back to the Falcons because Mike McCarthy was was coaching up the team this week that's right maybe you maybe that's what they needed on this team is to like hear a voice from the past like McCarthy took him to a Super Bowl they needed that like voice of authority to come in yeah I was thinking about it it has to be the most depressing place in the world to get fired Green Bay Wisconsin yeah because there's nowhere to go there's nowhere to go you live in Green Bay it's December everyone notices you at the supermarket everyone notices you getting gas

it's not like you getting fired in New York you're getting fired in Chicago or LA like you are like you hey there's the fired guy on Sunday what is he gonna do you like go to the store for pizza and it's gonna be close and it's gonna be close yeah that's that's very shitty he probably will go to the game he can't he probably will there's nothing there's absolutely nowhere else he can go he can't go bowling no bowling always probably close down it's the saddest play I just think of Mike McCarthy waking up and just being like what do I do I'll just say I love Joe Philbin yes I love him as an interim coach just because he looks like an interim coach and I love him as an interim coach because him well I loved him as a head coach because Joe Philbin getting

fired gave us Dan McCarthy no Dan Campbell Campbell yeah and he's the ultimate interim ultimate Joe Calvin black uniforms Joe Philbin's just like an interim head coach that happened to be a head coach for like six years yeah he was in Miami nobody really noticed and Joe Philbin is also number one on the Mark Treston rule just let regular fans look at him and just we'll tell you nope don't do that my favorite way to describe no offense to his face no not to his face but my favorite way to describe no offense to his face yes his actual face I'm not trying I'll say that to his face no offense to his face yeah right yeah correct I always like to describe Joe Philbin as being a guy that looks like he would get mad at his daughter for not filling out the warranty

on her vibrator mm-hmm yes exactly that's a perfect way to sum it up perfect way to sum it up you know these things break come on beast I need you to make it an investment in yourself it's just five dollars a year yeah Hank grab bag let's finish it up and we'll see you guys on Monday with Blake portals hey PMT gang please tell us when your last sneeze was and rate it on a scale of one to ten last one being awful and ten being incredible last night and it was a solid three solid three yeah solid three so bad yeah okay um usually that's not the adjective before no so it was a banger of a three it was just a hard core of a three as you can get perfect three yeah um I had one two days ago that was like probably four and a half what about you Hank I went a couple weeks

ago on this show it was like a ten you had a sneezing fit on the show yeah you did I like sneezing fit yeah they're great although the sneezing fit that leads to a cold like the trigger you know when you when you get a cold and it's all you can all link it back to like one sneezing two days before like I just haven't been able to clear my nose since oh wait I'm sick those are the worst you know what the the issue is I find that the quality of my sneeze is directly proportional to the people around me so if I'm by myself oh you let it loose I let it loose it's always a ten does Lee where I get scared of sneezes uh no he doesn't but I was going to say you never see a dog have a bad sneeze yeah because they don't give a shit and they're cute they'll

sneeze right in your face and they don't think it's gross you'll like be like come on you just buckeye me with your snot buddy no I actually grabbed Stella snot and she sneezes it's cute could you guys explain what happened between you guys and dude perfect oh oh good question uh yeah they are fucking morons stole our store whole bread and butter yeah so we came out with this thing called bro sweet and it was when we're in youngstown right right we came out with it and then it turned out week one week week one everyone responded to aren't these the dude perfect guys and we're like what we invented this and turns out someone else invented it no but seriously I just we were just sick of them because we're assholes and

cynics and eventually if someone gets in a popularity you're like fuck that but seriously fuck those guys I mean it's ridiculous they make so much fucking money off nothing it's 20 million dollars and they take you know how many shots they take do you know how many takes they take sometimes it's all day it's all day yeah it's all day they for their they rent a fucking helicopter all day to throw it through a basketball hoop that's not socially or economically uh reasonable I also think it's very weird that they started this when they were in college who has full days to devote to in their calendars just like throwing a nerf football through a basketball hoop from 60 yards away in the middle of a golf course yes who does that in college right there's infinity

other things you should be doing in college oh also the real reason is we thought the guy with the ginger beard he was bossing everyone around he does that was actually the real reason we like this guy fuck him where's he get off yeah whereas we actually put ourselves in the bodies of the twins and we're like this is bullshit man I'd be pissed off if I was one of those twins yeah they made him go to like dad camp one time oh no no man camp did they I watched their show yeah I hate them I hate those guys and I watch every every single thing they're talented if we're gonna be honest here uh hey guys especially simple cat as a girl I love football but am I qualified to wear a football guys guy shirt love you guys yes definitely especially because then you let every guy know

you're like you love football and guys find that really really attractive yeah you got a clit right basically dude yep it's horny is you get horny as hell when you see a girl be like football they just say football that's that's actually a that's that's foreplay for many men I have a woe for you guys it is just as easy to win in rock paper scissors if you try to lose not true not true okay let's both try to lose well if we that's not gonna prove anything no if we're both trying to lose I will try to lose I'm gonna try to win I'm gonna try to lose okay we'll best out of three I'm gonna try to lose rock paper scissors shoot you beat me rock paper scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot you beat me again I wasn't trying that's I really wasn't I

was trying to win I did not think about what I was gonna throw at all I was trying really hard to win that's fucking wild whoa okay scientifically proven yeah I'm that's just kind of that took me off like I'm I guess that's a new strategy not trying to win but is that trying to win fade yourself in rock paper scissors yeah is a pretzel cracker no top my head no cut and stick tray no nice try tray what is it then it's a pretzel yeah I hate when people do this you put my brain in a pretzel right now you can't put my brain in a cracker can you it is a pretzel pretzel and cracker are not the same thing mm-hmm a soft pretzel and a cracker are two totally different things yeah no but pretzel is not a racial you're talking about a hard like I know what you're talking about but it's

not a cracker what makes a cracker a cracker is it because of cracks whoa whoa pretzel's crack whoa uh last one with big cat traveling around the country with a rod did you ever get to meet jaylo yes and she uh was not happy with us once but she's very nice very very nice um yeah she we were filming at her house and I was like let's just get her natural reaction when she comes in and uh turns out if you walk in your house and there's cameras everywhere you're probably not gonna be happy she was like what the hell's going on but then as soon as she realized it was us she's like oh what's up guys but yeah she is um she's a very nice woman she's very beautiful smells very nice go on and talented beyond measure decently nice I think you really like a decently nice house

yeah no jaylo's uh very you'd think like a star of jaylo's caliber like I don't want to give the time of day to any of these people she is not like that she's very very nice I just want to say and tossing at the end here Cardi B is newfound single uh Cardi B what's up yo come on the podcast to discuss put the pussy on pft so wait you guys want to hear something extremely unfortunate about her Cardi B no no I don't she does not have a prenuptial agreement with offset and Migos rapper stands to make 50 million dollars in the voice of Cardi B wait wait offsets a gold digger so so getting the pussy set on you squad goals the pussy on offset offset is that squad goals yeah he'll say that she he's so he got pinched but she doesn't get half of so basically like

new york laws clear that any asset that is acquired or developed during a marriage owned 50% by each spouse and Cardi B's entire brand was developed during her marriage offset whoa but offset was already his brand was already developed before Cardi B so he doesn't have to give her 50% of his shit because it was already like created something tells something tells me that offsets not gonna like send lawyers after Cardi B how much money did 50 mil yeah but hold on Hank how much money did offset make when the pussy got put on him well actually 50 million no we answered that no no that's a good point when he got the pussy put on him Cardi B's pussy made offset more valuable right so she said that she put the pussy on right so she really created a lot

of his brain her pussy in our mind her pussy her pussy created off what is where's new york law stand on how much a pussy gets for putting getting Cardi B would be like my pussy and my Cardi B are two separate entities so the pussy has to pay for it off the look listen you can turn my pussy inside out doesn't have any money yep yeah exactly i'm poor seriously Cardi if you're listening this come on the podcast to discuss stop stop big time sub to Cardi B i will see you guys Monday love you guys so it's part my ticket protected by barstool sports

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