Pardon My Take - Travis Kelce, Mt Rushmore Of Red Things And We Catch Up On Baseball

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

Its officially summer time. We talk some College Baseball championship and then do a quiz of NFL Free Agents on new teams to keep our minds sharp (00:00:00-00:17:31). MLB baseball catch up, everyone brings a story line or hot take and we learn a lot of new things (00:17:31-00:39:44). Who's back of the week including Russian coups, deep thoughts and Billy dancing at Zach Bryan (00:39:44-01:03:49) . We then have Travis Kelce on to talk about his career, how much he loves Patrick Mahomes, billy thinking he runs soft, and Tight End U (01:03:49-01:32:41). We then do the Mt Rushmore of Red things and finish with lottery ball (01:32:41-02:00:02).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, we have two-time Super Bowl champion Travis Kelsey on the show, sat down with him for over 30 minutes. He was an awesome, awesome interview, really cool guy. We also have the Mount Rushmore of Red Things. We did not do that on purpose with the Chiefs, but it does work. We're gonna do a quick baseball talk.

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Today is Monday, June 26th. And guys, all my fears have come true. Billy football sitting right next to me on the desk. Hey, Billy, how are you doing here? Cause the camera cuts are easier. If I'm sitting here, thank you for having me at the desk. PFT, please. How? Yeah, no, I have to deal with this reality twice a week when we record macro dosing when Billy takes your spot and it's It's it takes a little bit to get you soon and Billy tried to make a joke when we first started It was like I can like slouch down if I'm too tall for this camera Billy's too tall for cameras and his own brain

We're the same height Billy no, no saying because it's not for pft. Oh, oh, oh, because you're sitting in there. Oh, God No, it's saying because it's not for PFT. Oh, oh, because you're sitting in there. Oh, God, I got it. They can move the cameras. How tall are you? Taller than you. How tall are you? We don't look at I. Okay. Oh, a little preview of the vlog behind the scenes at Titan University, Billy. I think you were saying that was a David and Joku that you were saying next to Billy was a killer. It was a killer. It was a job. 64. I said, the six three years like I'm six four. You're not six three and I was like, he was definitely like six six. Yeah, six fours is definitely a lie. No, he was huge.

I never said six four, that's on tape. Okay, so it is a great show. We got a great show. We got Travis Kelsey on this show. Boys, we are, we are in the middle of the summer. We've got, we're going to talk some baseball. Does there anything else we want to talk about before we do our baseball Takes story lines. We did have the fourth fifth major today

The travelers were Keegan Bradley like completely skull fuck the course for what it was it how many holes did they play? They play 72 for like 68 of the holes and then limp to the wind But it didn't matter because he was that fucking good for the first 68. Yeah, I mean, it was an embarrassment to the game of golf. They're making the courses too easy. It's the ball is actually, right? Yes. When I watched King and Bradley play,

I was like, okay, golf does have a ball problem. Yes, yes, Rory mentioned it after. He's like, maybe these courses, maybe we are too good for the course. Why don't they just make it like a par 65, just juice this, like, it doesn't really matter, right? Like if you want to see lower scores, just change what the par is,

and then you'll see lower scores. If I were the US open, what I would have done after the first round when I was getting Skullfucked by players in which should be the hardest Skullf course of the entire year, for the pin placements on day number two, I would have actually made the whole smaller. Yeah.

Like kind of the opposite of what we're talking about with Racillo, make it like a quarter and smaller. I like that. Scores reduced. I like that. Hank, did you not like seeing the course just get battered the way it did? No, I mean, I love Kagan, Pride in New England,

winning it in Connecticut, special stuff. I was happy for the guy. Okay, all right, so that was also tweeted a picture of what I have with him and then he started to fall apart so I got really concerned, but he never in doubt. Yeah, he did look like for a moment there, but he was so, you can't apologize for a bad last four holes when you were that good, the whole tournament and no one's even close to you

Like that's actually kind of a sick flex to be like I can be so so bad in these last four holes And I'll never even have to sweat because that's how good I was and Rory should focus on hitting some puss Yeah, that's the balls have nothing to do with why is losing all these tournaments. Yeah, that's a fact We also have a national championship tonight. So LSU, Florida, national championship on the line, the best of three, it's the third game, and Swedish two words in sports, game three. Game three, it's gonna be electric.

I don't know if you guys have watched any of this series, but obviously, Florida just, I don't even know if you could say it's shit pumping because it was laughable. It looked like a, like, men's softball league when it's one team's wearing batting gloves and the other team is half drunk and doesn't know who the right fuel there is because it was like, I think the final score is 24 to 4, which is quite something. I was going to use the term curb stopping. It was a curb stopping that

the gators put on the tigers. And it looked like LSU was going to come out, they did come out strong and it looked like it was going to be an easy LSU win until who was on Florida hit like those two dingers left field. The Grants and the Witch was basically a pop fly and the wind carried it out. But the wind was only blowing in Florida was a bat I noticed tonight. Yes, and it was it was bad things got really bad for LSU when when Florida started steel bases when they were up by like 15 runs in the seventh inning That that's me was a mistake by Florida because you gave LSU something to be really pissed off about going into game three Whereas if you would just continue to beat the shit out of him and not, you know, tried steel bases, that sort of thing.

If you had respected the sanctity of the unwritten rules of baseball, then LSU would have way less to fight about it. I think if they liked their confidence would be down, going into game three, and they wouldn't be angry. Now they're just pissed off. Now they feel like they got their pants pulled down on national television, which they kind of did. The real story in this is the power of the Pearl Necklace.

Nobody's talking about the Florida Pearl Necklaces. I don't know. It's remember back in like 2010 when all the MLB players started where the fight necklaces, those like weird electrical titanium necklaces, which I love, by the way. Everyone starts where those at a nowhere, basically like witchcraft that you'd wrap around your neck and it would just make your balance better. That's what Florida is doing right now with these weird pearl necklaces. At first I saw and I was like, are they rocking pukas shows? Are the boys bringing back pukas shows? But upon closer inspection I think

they're just pearl necklaces that all the boys are rocking. I like it. I like the other big story is Paul Schienes who's pitching for LSU. I think tomorrow Who is the best pitcher in college baseball and is going for? There's there's different errors in college baseball But there's only three guys going into this tournament who had more strikeouts than him on a season And it was Jared Weaver Trevor Bauer and Mark Pryor. If he has five strike outs tomorrow, he will have the record in like the last 30 years. And he is one of my favorite things in baseball. He is pitching on three days rest. And he's this will be the third

time he's pitched in nine days. His last two times he pitched 123 pitches and 120 pitches. So he's just, they're, they're like, we're just putting them out there and he's just going to mow everyone down in the college world series. Pitch 15 and a two thirds inning and giving up two earned runs and 21 strikeouts. So he's just an absolute, he's a horse. He's a horse. Yeah, he's a horse. And he, like, how far can you push? I'm sure Keith law is going to be very upset about what he does in the arm, but he can, he can win in a national title and that's pretty fucking cool. Yeah. You know who the big winner in all this is?

Is the bar that sells the Jello shots for having LSU fans stick around for it other night? Yes. They're probably going to do like $250,000 with a business just based on that. Yeah. Yeah. Also, LSU has a relief pitcher named Riley Cooper, which is always, it's always good for laugh

when he gets out on the field. He gets the Twitter fingers going. He's been trending a couple of times and it's like been like, wait, what's going on? And then he realized, oh yeah, he's just on the bump right now. Did you hear this one, Big Cat? Did you read about this? When they put Riley Cooper in the game,

he's a great relief pitcher. He's gonna give you three Ks. Oh, nice, nice. I like you that one. I like it. Put them. All right. Wait. Before we do baseball talk, that was a little baseball talk. MLB talk. PFT, you wanted to do a quick mid-summer catchup of NFL players that have moved in free agency that we probably didn't realize just so that we can keep our brain sharp. Now, this one's gonna hurt for me. I didn't look any of them up,

but I will say right now my brain is not sharp, so I'm very nervous about what you're gonna drop on me. No, it's fine. I just have five players here that shocked me when I learned what team they were on. And it's something that we remember from the second week of March when free agency starts. And because there's so much that happens around then, it just, my brain is on a one-it,

one-in, one-out policy when it comes to facts. Yep. So I have to relearn these facts to push something else out of my head so I can retain this. But it's important to stay brushed up on NFL moves before you get to like, I don't know, week one, week two of the regular season. Then you expose yourself as a casual for not realizing this guy wasn't on a new team. All right. So I'm ready.

I'm going to give my best shot. So you give it to me and anyone else can chime in as well. Do you know where Darren Waller plays? He's on the giant. He is. Yeah. He's a giant. That I only remember that because Darren Waller got traded right after Josh McDaniels leaked his wedding

that he was trying to keep private. And then Darren Waller was like, you son of a bitch, I hate you, just like everyone who's ever played for Josh McDaniels. And then that trade happened like a week after. Yeah, Josh McDaniels is trying his hardest to recreate the New England Patriots except Tom Brady is now the owner, not the quarterback. And it's not going well for him. Yes.

Second player, this one absolutely floored me, did not know this, Adam Thielin. You know where Adam Thielin's playing next year? Oh, fuck. I wanna say, I wanna say, I wanna say it's the Panthers because Andy Dalton's also on the Panthers. It is the Panthers.

Okay, I'm sure. I'm sure. You're locked'm sure you're locked in. You're locked in. You did not look any of these up. No, I remember Adam Thiel in leaving Minnesota and I remember obviously I know where Andy Dalton's playing. So I was like, damn, that's a, and now I'm even think, is it Bryce Young is in, and Garilana.

That's our second. That's it. And you know who the coach is. There's a first pick in the fucking draft. The coach Frank Reich. Yep. We're lucky. We're lucky on the day. I am.

I'm good. I was looking at this roster and looking at Reich and I was like, you know what? Panthers might go ahead. They might fuck around when that division this year. Mm-hmm. Also, Andy Dalton is going to look swaggy as hell and that silver helmet. It's red hair. I hope he grows his hair out into like a mullet.

Yeah, it's tough. It's tough for for Saints fans though. You never want to see your star quarterback go in the division. Yep. Uh, now Eliza Moore, you know where he's at? This one I got nothing. Cleveland Browns. Okay.

That, that, okay, that makes sense. Is Eagle Elliott? No where? Got it. Yeah, that's a trick question. Okay. Is Eagle Elliott? No where? Got it. Yeah, that's a trick question. Okay. Is Eagle Elliott, he's been acquired by the summer. He is playing full time for summer vibes.

He's working on that life, life balance right now. I bet he's just gonna come back to Dallas like week three of the preseason, be like whatever, it's like the veteran minimum. I'll be honest, I didn't actually sell my house, so I might as well play for you guys. Really smart move by him. Enjoy your summer.

Not have to worry about training camp. Someone will sign you and then you can just deal with that later. That's such a, he's going to have intense, intense Sunday scary's though. The day that he signs and has to show up to a, a camp like that is going to be like when we were kids and seeing on TV, the back to school shopping commercial in late August and you're like, motherfucker. It's hard knocks is going to come out and his equals go like, oh, fuck. Yeah. I've got to go to work soon. I'm supposed

to go. He's not he's not going to have the belly shirt this year. I can guarantee you that he's going to get fat as shit this off season. Hey, who has hard knocks? Detroit maybe. That's who last year. Who has hard knocks? They asked Detroit to do it again. It's down to the teams that they can force to do it. They get the jets. Are the jets?

The Bears, the commanders. Oh, okay. I think they probably will go with jets. I'm gonna just step aside and say that's, that feels like it probably is gonna happen, right? Yeah, as a fan of the league, I think it's probably gonna be good for them to do the Jets. Oh, I'm looking, I just looked it up.

The, according to the Detroit News, the NFL has had such a tough time finding a team that the league actually asks the Lions to return for 2023. So the answer might be the Lions. Yeah, no, I don't think that they wanna do it. I mean, why would you wanna do it back-to-back years? I guess it's good for the brand, good for 2023, so the answer might be the Lions. Yeah, no, I don't think that they want to do it. I mean, why would you want to do it back to back years? I guess it's good for the brand, good for advertising, but yeah, I think the league, if they're smart, they're going to just tell the Jets, hey, you have to do this.

Yeah, I'm, I'm deathly afraid of it being the Bears because we, I mean, we talk about it every August, when you watch hard knocks, there's a couple players that end up doing nothing that you get hyped about and you're like, this guy's going to be incredible and you draft them too early and all that stuff. That's the last thing the bears need right now. Yeah. All right. Next player. This is the last player that I have on the list.

Patrick Peterson. Oh, did he go back to? No, where was he last year? He was on the Vikings? Yeah, he was on the Vikings last year. Did he go back to the Cardinals? That would make sense, just because it would feel, it would feel right, seeing him in the red and white.

He is a stealer. Oh, that, that's gonna be weird because like, getting a marquee name like that to then join the stealers in their second day, I feel like that doesn't really happen that much. Yeah, okay. That's a All right, that's a good one. That's a good one that I had no no ideas. So now I'll have that my brain. All right other things before we do baseball I Dame, Dame Lillard. I'm so sick of hearing like him doing Instagram lives and dropping like little hints and will he won't he?

I'm just done with that. I just wanted to clear that I'm out on of hearing like him doing Instagram lives and dropping like little hints and will he won't he? I'm just done with that. I just wanted to declare that I'm out on just whatever happens. Just have it happen and I'm cool with not even like commenting on it. Yeah. Would Dame Lillard's career be better looked at if he just stayed on the Blazers?

Never won anything. Maybe he won a couple big playoff series and like the first round based on buzzer beaters, but never really got close to sniffing a championship but was always like the dude on those blazers. Or would it be better if he went to a team who was like the second or third best option and then they end up getting two NBA finals and losing?

I would say that his, I like a guy that just kind of has to deal with playing on a shit team for his entire career, but absolutely dominates when he has to. Yeah, the a shit team for his entire career, but absolutely dominates when he has to. Yeah, the only problem is it's Portland. Like if you do like a shit team and you dominate and you're a fan, like hero, you'd want it to be a little bit of a bigger market than just Portland. You know what I mean?

Yeah, but he would be like the best Portland trailblazer ever. Yeah. Clyde Drexler and then him. Yeah. Rashid. Damon Stottamari. Stottler and then him. Yeah. Rashid. Damien Stottemar. Stratty Pippin. The jailed lasers. Um, yeah, I just, the only thing you only come on I have is when he does end up getting traded, I'm just going to be like, what a turn coat. No loyalty.

And just do that and just go, go on that angle. So I'm just out on the entire storyline as it stands. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just out on the entire storyline as it stands. Yeah, yeah. NBA free agency has like a 48 hour window to grab my attention. Yeah. And I'm like, what is Wode's doing tweeting about this contract that I don't understand? Yes, it's coming up.

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Let's talk some MLB. So we preview. We've heard the criticisms. There is a low in the summer. We have to at least address MLB. So it's not even our preview. It's just things that have happened that we want people to pay attention to.

PFT, do you want to start off? Yeah, yeah, I got a couple of things. Oh, don't steal them all. I won't I'll just say can I do two? You could do two. And if you steal two of mine, I'm going to be very mad. All right, the Metz fucking sock. Okay, that wasn't one of mine.

Point number one, the Metz are garbage. They, uh, they had one ending against the fillies where they walked three batters, hit two Phillies, and they just had, they gave up one hit, but 10 batters got to the plate in a four run eighth inning. And then, and then Buck Showalter afterwards, he was feeling all time pissy about everything. And they asked him who's going to start on Tuesday. And he just said, what is it with you guys knowing about things before they happen? Do you want to find out when you're going to die?

Which really gave them media a lot to think about. That's great. Not a great quote from Old Buck, but everyone's pissed off at him. And it kind of like speaks to a larger tournament in baseball this year, which is that the teams with the highest payrolls are all underperforming. Yes. So it pays to be cheap and majorly baseball. Steve Cohen, I thought, I thought

Uncle Stevie was gonna was gonna fix the met's in a season. Memes, would you like to, would you like to address this at all? You are a met's fan? Yeah, they're really bad. Okay. Yeah, real bad. Well said, there you go. I'm gonna use that line from Bucket by the way, when people ask me like what I'm doing this week and I'm like, what, why do you wanna know that? Do you wanna know when you're gonna die? What the fuck's your problem? Yeah. Okay, your second one.

That's a good one. My second, so I just thought about this like 30 minutes ago, because I was watching this baseball on TV, and I don't know how come we've never noticed this or talked about it. How come there are no black catchers in baseball? Hmm. Okay.

I feel like they're having there hasn't been an African American catcher in Major League Baseball in forever and white cornerbacks and white cornerbacks. Good call, Bill Jason Seahorn. I don't know. I don't because maybe there's some deep seated issue that I'm not aware of about, I don't know, if there's a good black baseball player when he's a kid, they put him at a certain position, like it was in football for the longest time. I don't know what it is, but it seems to me

like black people, like there's no reason why there shouldn't be more black catchers. Yeah, there's, I just looked it up and there's a few articles that are saying, why are there no black catchers from baseball perspectives? Where are the African American catchers? M.O.B. from the Richmond free press from 2020? Like this? Yeah, that's I hadn't thought about it.

But now I am. Like how we were advocating for a white American basketball player to be drafted, which we got our wish with Grady Dick, right? Yeah. Well, not going one overall. What's our guy's name for Maine? Oh, yeah, that guy. He's also got a fun name.

Fuck, Cooper Flag. Yeah, Cooper Flag. Yeah, he's the next. Next up, my brain is firing right now. So now that we got Cooper Flag, looking like he will definitely be the number one overall pick in the NBA draft. We gotta get some black catchers in baseball.

Yeah. Okay. All right. That's something that we gotta think about. My son Chris asked me about that. I didn't know what to say. Yeah, you're like, hey, you remember Roy Campanella? That wasn't too long ago.

Yeah. 70 years ago. All right. Hank, you wanna drop a couple on us? Yeah, sure. I have a couple. My first one is I was a year too early on the Reds. I think everyone remembers last year that was my preseason pick to win the whole thing, or

at least the National League. I think they came in dead last, but I was just a year early. I saw the potential. I saw what this team had. I saw the heart. And now they're, what are they on a 11 game winning streak? They just lost two out of three, I think, to the braze, but they won 12 in a row. Ellie Della Cruz is electric, called up, hit for the cycle on Friday, and it is, they have one of the best

farm systems in baseball. There's nothing quite like in baseball having that like everything come together where the farm system all start like, you know, it's guy after guy after guy and the momentum builds. And you can even see it in the reds like in their stadium, like at the beginning of the year, there weren't a lot of fans. And now it's like games have this electricity to it that it's it's just so unique and baseball when you get on that like 10 11 game winning streak that is is kind of rare and it's fucking awesome. So you have the red-dilla crews.

Ellie Dilla cruises next. It's like him and O'Neal crews. The two cruises are going to be the future baseball cruise missiles coming for you. They started the season 20 and 28 and they're 41 and 37 now. So they went on a 21 and 9 run. So they are, they are very hot and very electric. Fun to ask. Also, fun. Yeah. A team that's under, you know, has low expectations going on a run in the summer. That's just baseball. It's pure form. It really is. It really is. There, it's like, the giants right now are also on like a crazy run where they've just

been ripping off wins And there's just yeah, there's nothing better than having that team like start You just get those young guys up when you get the young guys out There's just like Mike Mike is trying to get a walkoff dong into Into my cubby cove the other night and that that a walkoff dong into water is all time. Yes It's gotta be gotta be the giants or Pittsburgh, but you can do it You know what I love it when when the announcer's talking about team that's that's over performing with a bunch of young guys They don't know any better big cat. Yeah, they don't know that they're supposed to be bad

There is just that that like just true excitement about it like I even it's it's loser talk But obviously the 2016 Cubs won it all but the 2015 Cubs It might have been because I went to like 60 games, but there was something about like the guys all coming up at the same time. You just get that feeling like, holy shit, anything is possible. Yeah. And then my other note was I went to my first MLB game of the year this year, huge fan of the pitch clock was in and out of the stadium within three hours.

And there was a lot of every single person I told those going to was like the food so good, the food so good. It looked up to the hype. I was, I didn't know how good a ballpark food could be, but I got a, a brought with onions and I got some, some pizza and it was unbelievable. So shout out to a Kaminsky or whatever it's called now. He's like the pitch. Yeah.

What part? I like being less based on and walking out less than three hours later. The, the, Hank, the white socks have elite food in beverage. Elite. Like, that's what I was like, how can it be this good? And I was wrong. It was that good.

They really do. They have elite food in beverage. It's just, it's, it's, it, when you go there, you're like, holy shit. That's a fuck. Yeah, when Hank told me he was going to that game, I did the thing where I just looked up ballpark food from guaranteed great field and just swiped and swiped.

And swiped and swiped. It does look really, really good. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, yeah, there's some pictures of the food that they had in the London game. And it was like, look, we're doing American food. And they had like this pale boiled hot dog with like mustard drizzled across it.

It looks so watching Brits try to do American food is, it's, it's always funny to see. Yeah. Okay, good. All right. I have to, I have a third as well, that I'll hold off if, if no one else mentioned it. My first one is as of Saturday. So Sunday it dipped a little bit below, but do you know there is a player, a Major League baseball who as of Saturday was hitting 400.

It's not Ellie Della Cruz. It's not Ellie Della Cruz. We stirrias of the Marlins. Yes. Yes., fire. Yes, he was hitting 401 as of Saturday. And then I went and looked it up because the one thing that's cool about baseball is you just go look up like all kinds of stats and weird historical things. So Luis or I, I think he's like 399 now because he went one for four today. But in the top 80 batting average seasons, okay? So in the history of baseball, how

many would you say have happened in the last since 1980? So last, whatever that is, 43 years in the top, how many? 80, 80 batting average seasons. Six. I would say five, three, three. So batting average just doesn't happen like it used to so George Brett hit 390 in 1980 Tony Quinn hit 390 4 in 1994 and Larry Walker hit 370 9 in 1990 those are the only three in the top 80 and Luis Sarayas is halfway through the season, hitting 401, 399 now. It's, I mean, any hits it everywhere. So I read a article about it.

I love this. We did some baseball talk, but I read an article about him and his nickname is L.L. Ragerriderra. I don't know if I said that right. L.Ragerriderra, which means the sprinkler. Oh, hell yeah.

That's a pretty fucking sick nickname because he just sprays it everywhere. Does he do a sprinkler celebration? I don't know if he does that. He's gonna get to single. Yeah, just spray it around. I was watching highlights that Marlon's also have been wearing their throwbacks

from like when they were a new franchise in the late 90s and those rock, those T.O. Those are great, great uniforms. But yeah, my sister is. We used to realize that field. Yeah. If he ends up like, I mean, hitting 400 would be insane in this day and age.

The crazy thing is he probably, I mean, he'll probably get a good contract based off that. I don't know where he's at right now with his terms, but it's not valued like it used to be at all. Like, Tony Gwyn was a fucking superstar. Yeah. And when he hit 394, I'm pretty sure that was a strike short and season. So he could have gotten 400.

Yeah. If they just let him continue. But yeah, it'd be wild to have a guy hit 400 and have him not be one of the top like five highest paid players, Major League Baseball. But going down the stretch, like those are gonna be electric games to watch. It'd be so close to 400 every single at bat. That to me is almost as good as watching a home run chase.

That's what I'm saying. He is going to be Must Watch TV if he keeps this up. And even if he falls off a little, the highest batting average in this century is 372 done three times. No more in 2000, Todd, Halton, and 2000, each year in 2004. So like 372, that's the highest in this century. So batting average, like the fact that he's hitting 400 halfway through the season is insane.

The sprinkle. Yeah. This is another thing that nerds have taken away from us. Yeah. If nobody cares about batting 400 anymore Nobody cares about the mid range jumper, but it's always nice when it makes a little flare up. Yes All right, and then my other one was both central division suck ass are so so bad So I was looking it up The cops have been up and down. They they were really bad for a stretch there

They've won a bunch in a row They split in England, but here's how bad both central divisions are the AL and the NL Both both the central a l central and NL central only have one team in each that is a plus run differential And they are the ninth overall and the tenth overall in Major League Baseball So the twins are plus 34 the ninth overall the the 10th overall in Major League Baseball. So the twins are plus 34, the ninth overall, the Cubs who are in third place have a plus 32 run differential, their 10th overall. They also, it's so bad that the Chicago White Sox are 11 games under 500 and they're six games back.

Six games back and then in the NL Central, the pirates are seven games under 500, they're five and a half games back. And the Cardinals are 13 games under 500 and they're eight and a half games back. So it is a dog shit, dog shit. Obviously the reds have been electric recently, but those two divisions are very bad. It's the coastal elites.

And the angels are really good. That's another thing I want to tack on to. I'm going to count that as the same take as the meds being really bad. The angels are really good. So, Jake, what do you have? I'm having fun. We're talking baseball.

I want to piggyback on some of your guys notes. First off, P.O.P.I. I've always known about the angels. on some of your guys notes first off. Pia, I've got a note about the angels. They won 25 to one yesterday. Yes. Yes. Over the rock. 25 to one.

That was insane. Second. Second. You go ahead. Sorry. Our friend online Ryan Spader. He pointed out that the Rockies could have forfeited the game after like the third inning. And it would have gone down.

I think it's like a nine to nothing loss. And then all the other stats would not have counted from that game. All the extra runs that the angels put up. It's crazy. It was 23 after 4 innings. Yeah, it was nuts. They could have done more. Second off, because you mentioned the Marlins teal, so they were that Friday night home games. I'm actually out in my friend's department in Miami right now and looking at the background, it's a ticket from their inaugural season with the the field. That's wild. That is wild. That's truly wild Yeah, definitely and my take yeah My take is a team that didn't make the playoffs last year is going to Up here in the world series. We have a lot of new blood if you look at the standings this

up here in the world series. We have a lot of new blood if you look at the standings this year. The Orioles are 18 games over 500. The Rangers are 47 and 30. The Marlins are in the hunt for the wild card. You mentioned the Reds and the Diamondbacks are in first place over the Dodgers. So there's going to be a lot of fresh faces

in the playoffs this year. I like Dan Heron. Dan Heron's doing a hell of a job with the Diamondbacks this year. We got a good friend. Yeah, yeah, I like that. Okay, Billy You got one last one. Yeah, he's not doing too well. Okay, there it is. How's Aaron judge doing see okay, dude? He's hurt. He's hurt With a raft and wait, don't tell me spoilers. That's okay. What happened to Aaron? I ran to a gate. Yeah, I heard his toe.

Ran through a gate, went too hard. Yeah, we've all been there. So what's, he's going to be back in a couple of weeks, right? It's just a toe. It's unusual apparently. That's what all the headlines say, unusual injury. Okay, an unusual toe. Yeah, yeah.

I had one last one put it's, I really don't. If it is, I had one last one put it's I had one last one and I I think we do it enough I think we respect show hey Otoni enough, but we'll just throw it out there because he deserves all the respect in the world He is right now leading the MLB in five different Baton category so he's leading he's tied with Matt Olson for 25 home runs. He's leading an RBI's total basis slugging an OPS. And he also has a 3.13 ERA

and his second in strikeouts, per nine innings, only to Spencer Strider from the Braves. He is modern day Babe Ruth. It's fucking insane that he is that good. I saw that and it was maybe a little dated because it was like a week ago and they just did win a game by 24 runs or whatever, but it was like 16 categories that he's leading the angels in. It's just everything.

He is the best player in the world. He is incredible. So I was, I was looking at some of the stats earlier and it's not unfair to say that he is having the best baseball season in the history of baseball. Yeah. And he, and when you look, when you, when you break it down, he might be the best baseball player to ever step onto a diamond. It's insane.

A whole time. We're going to say, Matt, he's also in a contract here. So he could get a billion dollar contract. Like I am so excited to see the number So he could get a billion dollar contract. Like I am so excited to see the number that he gets. This off. Yeah. He's going to be a met and he's going to get Tommy John surgery

after a week. Yeah. Frank was right. We need to remember just show Hey, next time we have Whitney on and he's like Conor McDavid's the best player in any sport. By the way, did you guys see Conor McDavid's also trying to change the rules so he can maybe win a cup? He wants, which I actually like this rule.

He wants to make the top of the glass rounded, so the puck stays in play like basically bubble hockey. Which would rule. That would rule. Yeah. How is he trying to do this? Well, he just, he let players just change the dimensions of the playing surface. He's not like actively trying to do it. There was just a clip when he was an interview and he said it would be really cool if that existed.

And he's right. It would be very cool. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. But it also would probably help him because he's amazing and dominant. Well, he also likes to take a lot of time off the ice. So if you were stoppins and play She's probably just gonna get gassed. He's gonna get exposed. Yeah, show Hey, though

Absolute insane insane season. I like this. I feel like we did a good job here Mm-hmm I feel like we gave the listener some things that maybe if they're like us Maybe not watching all a baseball just their specific teams and that is really what it comes down to is when people are like more baseball talk. I don't know about you guys, but I watch the Cubs. I don't really pay attention to the rest of baseball. So this was fun for me as an exercise to go look at the rest of baseball. Yeah, most of baseball is just saying players names, right? Right. And knowing what your team's doing and then being like, you know, when it gets to when it gets to the playoffs,

like, oh, shit, that teams have it a really good season. Yeah. The funnest parts about baseball are just saying different names of players and then hearing Tim Kirchen pop up once in a while to tell you about something that happened that has never happened in the history of the game. Yeah. I also, my last take, I think they should change Inter League back to what it was and never have the mix.

And maybe, maybe do it when the first few seasons, when they mixed, but it was like, you would only play like maybe like two weeks of interleague. It's too much. That was fun. When it, interleague, like, first came about, I don't even know what year that was. It was cool to be like, holy shit. Never even seen these two teams play each other. Now, it's just all mixed together Yeah, yeah with the with the DH rule it waters it down a little bit because it was also awesome to see it like American league pitchers having to step up to the plate and bat right that was cool Right, it should actually change that back for inter league play. Yeah, and thanks right It should be in the summertime maybe on like fourth of July weekend

It should not I don't want to see Inter League play in mid April. I mean, I liked the fact that in the World Series, you're like, we have no idea if the A.L. or the A.L. is better. Yeah, we'll find out now. Yeah, is there anybody out there that's, that's the roblo of the different leagues in baseball? Like it's just a diehard A.L. stand. They're probably are. Yeah.

Well, it'd be honest. When you were so growing up watching TV, uh, and I mean, you were a Cubs fan. I watched, I didn't have like a home team. So I watched the Cubs and the Braves growing up. Braves felt like in the World Series, I was always rooting for the National League if it wasn't one of those two team because it's like, yeah, they're representing, they're carrying the banner for our league. Yeah.

And now it's just all mixed. Yeah, it's just all all mixed. Yeah, pictures hitting, I mean, it's just, I don't know, just bring that back. It's a dumb take, but I kinda like it. Just go on that. Yeah, the World Series, the Yankees would get up to hit and they put like six warm-up jackets on their picture.

Because this person's never seen the inside of the batter's box. It might be super cold in there, who knows? So they just put like all the gear on them and he would just get up there. The bat was never leading his shoulder. Yes. Yes. Exactly. So I don't think they'll ever change that, but that's just one dumb take for my brain. Okay. Good job, everyone. Let's do who's back and then we'll get to Travis Kelsey and Mount Rushmore of Red Things. Who's back of the week is brought to you by our friends at Coors Light. Everyone thinks about the day they'll eventually get to retire and enjoy all the freedom

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because I will almost always reach wheat, or at least respond, because I love seeing a nice ice blue Corselyight blue mountain. Okay, who's back the week Hank? Um, I who's back the week we just went through a bunch of mine. Um, so I will use this time to ask my geopolitical expert friend, uh, William football if is Putin back. Judy, you had a hangover during or is he is he?

No, I miss that kind of, uh, let's just say $6.2 billion when missing the Pentagon and someone maybe got paid out. Oh shit. Oh, who got paid out? Some dude in wagon. Hunter Biden? No, wax. There's a lot of crack.

How much crack could you buy with $6.2 billion? All of it. Enough crack to like, you have to watch the last time. Yeah, all of it. You could probably buy all the crack in the world. Yeah. No, it was a side up.

There was a side up. Okay. So Putin's Gucci. Putin's Gucci, you just did that whole thing to like make Ukraine think they could take back Bakmut and then they're gonna do a pincere move on them. And then the whole all nuclear issues, no no concerns about the news.

The only nuclear issues would be that Wagner took the nukes in the southern part of Russia and like Russia might nuke themselves. That's the only nuclear issues would be that Wagner took the nukes in the southern part of Russia and like Russia might nuke themselves. That's the only nuclear issue. Wait, they took them? Well, they like, but didn't they retreat? Right. No, they retreated and then went back to Moscow to go like take out Putin. Tell me in PFC, I would like to chime in. Maybe, uh, we know. We'll rate it. No, I'll say to you. Just hot. No, no, no, no, no, but like from everything I understand, one, it was a classic case in Twitter blue check marks being like World War three is about to happen yet again.

I just said they're voting for World War three by the way. No, I'm not, but not. Everyone was sounding the long. I don't really know. Back on the front line. Absolutely not. But essentially what it seemed like is the private army in Russia was like, boy stripped to Moscow.

Let's show everyone how strong we are. So they like, almost like they went outside the bar and flex real hard. And they're like, all right, that's what we thought. And then went back in the bar and got drunk. So my theory was, my theory was similar because it's Wagner who is the paramilitary group. They're like a contractor kind of like with black water was in the United States. And I think I think big cats on to something that they got hammered and they're like, you

know what? Fuck this. Yeah. They're not respecting us enough. And they went on the trip and then they sobered up. No, but they did the same shit. We really, we really dug ourselves a hole here. Yeah. We just go home. No, we want to run this whole it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up.

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No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go over it up. No, I'm going to go they're trying to like, so everyone on Twitter fell for it. Yeah, it's a site, like the thing is, if you look at the tanks and stuff in Moscow, it was like set up. Got it. But they didn't, they went to the hospital after Moscow, right? No, they didn't. Not a shot was fired.

They were like, we're not spilling Russian blood. What's crazy is that you have Wagner who's in a helicopter get shot down? Did you see a video of a helicopter get shot down? I saw the pictures. That's like, then, it's an hell. We can make carcassers. I can send you a picture of one right now. It, it is, it is fun to think of like,

Putin is outsmarting everybody, like every, every high paid general in the world, but not Billy Football. Yeah, you can't pull through over his eyes. Billy also got lucky, because not Billy football. Yeah, well he, Billy also got lucky because Billy was hung over throughout the entire thing and then woke up when it ended

and was like, yeah, I never would have fallen for that. Yeah, I was awake Friday night and I was like, oh damn, I'm like not wake up because we're getting newt. Yeah, you were, and I was like, we're good.

You were dancing with Zach Bryan, you're telling me you wouldn't have fallen for this, this side up move? No, absolutely. The thing is there's so much, like the medium and hip-hoping is insane. Well, I just, I just sat there watching it. That's what the Russians do.

That's, that's that they convinced you that they were having a civil war. So, okay. And there's so, so, so will it. My understanding was that the head of Wagner who is just like this fucking psych, he was a chef. He was probably more dangerous. I'm sure. Yeah. He was a chef, dude. He was probably more dangerous.

I thought I'm certain. Yeah, he was a chef. He was like a caterer, but he's an absolute psycho. He was staying up for his boys, because he's like, they're fucking my boys over too much. We're not getting enough respect in this war. I'm going to show Putin what I really think of him. And then Putin fled the country. He flew to St. Petersburg and then halfway through the trip up to Moscow,

the boys got sober and then Putin put in a couple of well-placed death threats to his family and to his generals' families. And they're like, yeah, it was a prank. It was a prank. We're just fucking with you. We were just seeing, you know, just for jokes, got a little out of hand. And so we're going to go back home. Hopefully, water under the bridge, Boot. No, I mean, the thing is, like, if you look at the videos of them in like in the places of coast of Moscow, I think it's a roster. There's I don't think there was a single fire like a single shot taken. Like there's no blood spilled.

But what you have fallen for it if you're because you did you did admittedly wake up after it all ended and you were able to be like, yeah, of course, I wouldn't have fallen for that. No, well, the thing is like, it's confusing as hell. I'm actually glad I saw it after the fact that I see all the videos and able to take into account. It's confused like... The real loser was our good friend Uncle Chaps

who researched it extensively, wrote a blog, and then the minute the blog got posted, they were like, yeah, this is just a joke. Yeah, so he got screwed. It this is just a joke. Yeah. So he got screwed. It was funny. I was just watching. I was sitting there on Twitter

and it basically is like two types of tweets that go off in times like this is people being like asking like, what's up with Russia? Is this bad? And then just a bunch of people replying to that person because they had just read something a minute ago being like, well, actually, this is what's happening.

No one actually knew. No one knows. But Billy, to your point of like, now they're doing a pincer operation, um, you think that the psi-up would have been more effective if it had lasted longer than seven hours. Yeah, but the thing is they were able to move troops under the guys that they're doing at Coup. And now you crane thought they were going to Moscow, but now they're just north. There are such things as bloodless coups, though.

Like every, every troop in Russia is basically fighting on the western front in Ukraine. I mean, the whole situation is terrible. The whole situation is terrible. I mean, so do you still stand with Ukraine? Dude, I just don't want anyone to die. Yeah. Mm. Facts.

We got a shot running over here. I like it. The, the, the chief of Wagner is just a hilariously evil looking dude. Well, the voice neo-Nazi. Yeah, well, Wagner Wagner. You look like Mike Irman Trump. It's named after, it's named after Hitler's favorite artist. Yeah.

Like, it's fucked up. I, I, I googled them something like it. It's this guy I have what it takes to, to take down Putin and. I, I, I Google them, and I'm like, is this guy have what it takes to take down Putin? And then I saw pictures like, yep, nope, that guy looks more evil than Putin. Also, that's the thing is like, if this guy does take out Putin, I don't know that that would be an upgrade.

What, yeah. Also, are you a real Hitler fan? If you name your private military group after Hitler's favorite artist, because shouldn't Hitler be your favorite artist? And you name it your private military group after Hitler's favorite artists, because shouldn't Hitler be your favorite artist? Should you name it your private military group, Hitler? Composer, composer. Oh, composer, composer.

Composer, yeah. Okay. Basically, Hitler loved this Wagner guy because it was, it was like a great playlist for when his tanks were advancing. Like you hand Hitler the ox cord, he's putting on ride of the valkyries. And it's like, oh yeah, we're going to stay up for 14 days and just drive through France. This rocks got it. And that's what this guy's trying to do. Not, don't seem like a cool dude. Well, they're like, I'm going to say decidedly unchill.

Well, yeah, disavow. I'm out on Wagner. The other day, we were bros. Not the, not the college in Connecticut or Staten Island. But that's where Danny Hurley started. I'm out on Wagner, the security apparatus. That's, that's how it goes. So, yeah, also I'm with Billy. I don't want anybody to die.

The other take was that the Pentagon paid Wagner to fight against Russia because, you know, there are four higher mercenary group. So whoever's the highest bitter gets their stuff. We're teaching people a lot of shit. This actually though it just shows how stupid my brain is and how sports run everything. It's just like little monkeys running around my brain just shooting hoops and like playing football because I just kept on seeing Wagner and I was like, oh yeah, remember when Danny Hurley and Bobby Hurley were on the bench there? And he's like, he's got to try to take over. He obstacles back to. I think that Putin suggests he should just give what he probably did was he gave this, uh, the head of Wagner an ice cold Pepsi.

Yeah. Like Kindle Jenner. And he was like, you know what? Put the guy you're right. By the way, it'd be way chill. Or if we just brought out Wagner tried taking oil field in Syria and they got the full brunt of the US like US military apparatus and they got lit up. They ain't shit. They can't fucking they played nobody Wagner ain't played nobody. It was sick.

I think we saw F 18's Adam claustrophobic. What? What are you listening to this? I'm not moving out of New York until late July, but Billy, the person who just said that is the only one staying in New York in Manhattan Wagner He's gonna be here He's the one who called you out as a frog. Do I just tell waggers their face that they're not Who's back Who's back Hank? My who's back of the week is whoa.

Just saying, just whoa. Just getting woes from people because Aaron Rogers spoke at a psychedelic conference last week out in Colorado. And he dropped in all time, whoa on the audience that really makes you think. He said, you know, words are so interesting. They have such power in their spells. In fact, that's the reason it's called spelling

because the way that letters are put together, it's got power and it's a spell. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Think about it. Have you ever thought about that? Why they call it spelling? Whoa, whoa. I want to hang this up.

That's the way it works. why is the word kitchen? Like who decides that? Whoa. You call it kitchen. Yeah, but right now you're Jake, you're casting a spell on all of us because you're using words. Dude, like we're all lettered and civilization. It's just crazy. Don't think about it. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. The word, you know, the word playoffs has layoffs right in it So low-keyed inspires me to go home every year. Whoa Chill like you're tired, of course late. Whoa. Yeah, whoa. All right. That's good. Who's back? We're getting deep on the show. My whose back is Stephen F. Austin bowling

So probably haven't thought about Stephen F. Austin bowling bowling. So probably haven't thought about Stephen F. Austin bowling. They're back. They're back. Well, they're back in the news. So they've gotten really good, I guess, at bowling. The women's bowling team might add, but they just lost their assistant coach for his name is, let's see, what was his name? Doesn't matter. No, Steve Lemke was his name is let's see what was his name? Doesn't matter no Steve Lemke was his name. He got fired. He's assistant coach for Stephen F Austin women's bowling for having a consensual sexual relationship with one of the players Only issue is the head coach of Stephen F Austin bowling is his wife So yeah, yeah, not great, but to be fair, she was kind of asking for a husband to cheat on her

because she was basically asking him to help coach the team and left her around the players so often that something was going to happen. I read this guy's quotes. This guy is next level delusional about everything. Yeah, I have it right here. He said, I was the stay-at-home dad for five years with the kids.

Well, Amber got to go off and coach the team, and then she get back. I'd run practices on top of taking care of the kids. While she was back, when they travel again, I would sit back and take care of the kids. Then when I got hired on, she almost forced me to run practices. I was a volunteer the entire time before that, trying to help out Amber. Once I got hired on, she almost forced me to run practices. I was a volunteer the entire time before that,

trying to help out Amber. Once I got hired on, one thing stemmed from another. I felt like I was doing too much for what I was being valued at. So, she, he basically, yes. I mean, he was, he had to be the stay-at-home dad and a bowling coach. Yeah, she listened.

He was a stay-at-home dad. He basically had to fuck one of his players. It's bullshit. So he got his bullshit. It's complete bullshit. My other who's back is Bob Barker, not dead. So he trended, I don't know why all day, but that one I'm just fearful every time I see him trending. And also, uh, waitlifting, because RFK Jr. just decided to do fucking beast. He is he? He's, I mean, he's seven.

Billy was, it was one 1510 pounds. We don't know. We don't know nine pushups. Inline, he was in jeans. Inline. Listen, you put him up a pinch of Biden or Trump. He looks like the strongest man in the world. Just look, there's a very low bar.

I, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's exactly what I'm saying. So he, he just decided to just drop like some sick tapes all weekend. You, yeah, he's got to be on TRT, right? I don't know, he's sober. To push up for talk. To look at his, look at his nipples, Billy.

Can you give us a breakdown right now of RFK Jr's nipples? I, I don't have it in front of me. I, I don't know where to put those. You're out of computer. Okay. He, he does. I don't know where to put your computer. Okay. He does. He might have some, you know, HRT.

He was already checked. Yeah. Uh, uh, RFC juniors not the kind of guy that would inject something into his body if he didn't know what was in it. That's the fact. I also tease different. I also liked it. RFC that push ups.

Those push ups were tough. Uh, and then you had people you had people defending them being like, whoa, it was after a full chess workout. When you gas out, when you gas out, like you gas out. I understand, but not, you can. Yeah, I gas out before Bill. That's like a political 101. You can't go down and start doing shirtless pushups

unless you can at least get one. He's gassing out. Dude, dude's bill. Yeah, he's bill big. You know, big catch, right? Bill, there's a couple of rules. If you're campaigning, you should one, never shoot a basketball.

Yup. Two, you should never eat a corn dog because the Photoshop's. And then three, if you're doing push-ups, it should be your first set of push-ups that you do. Yes. And four, never get in a tank. Yeah, never get in a tank

and put on a funny-looking helmet. Yeah, that's actually, there is a rule like, like, president survive, but never put anything on your head. Cause you'll look stupid as fuck. You're gonna look dumb. I'm gonna be in just the mean possibilities. Yeah. Oh, and don't get on an airplane

to little St. James Island. Yes. I only present one day. Okay. It's gonna be sick. Probably. Yeah, just you guys wait. There are tapes that we can release

that will stop that no No, they actually might help me. Yeah, actually know you're right. They would help you Yeah, there was a there's one quote that RFK Jr. Had today when they asked him about like being president And he said that he would inspire millions of Americans to take their health more seriously because he's in such a good shape Yeah, I still that. Yeah. I still don't understand the genes. Working out in jeans. He's got small calves.

Yeah. I was going to say he's probably got he's got skinny legs, small quads. Yeah. So we just need it. We just need a new presidential candidate who respects squat day. Yeah. I want to see I want to see a president look. I want to see Nikki Haley in the squat rack with all the boys around her clapping it up when she

Max is out like it's a college football tape She's put up jail and hurts numbers Okay, Billy My who's back is swag Kelly. Oh, he's bawling up north. He's bawling fucking hard That's our guy and he's fucking swag Kelly. How hard is he bowling so god damn hard? What fuckers want to find them do you have any stats? He's just throwing touchdowns winning games. Oh, okay. That's all you got no balling. He's swag. Oh, you want another random NFL name? What team is he on?

Toronto Argonauts do you want another random NFL team guy trace mix yeah? Trace McSorley. Yeah. Yeah. Trace McSorley throws on a dime. Yeah. Trace McSorley is a saint. He's a patriot, I believe. Oh, shit. It's over.

I believe he's a patriot. I want to say he is. I feel like I said something. This is bad that I don't even know the answer to my own question My like that you were just like let me just say the rhyme real quick. Yeah, it's a patriot The rhyme will trigger this in my brain throws it on time My other who's back is chief Keith he performed fanato on the BET awards That's it's just the hype is song ever nice. So So shout chief key if he's been doing it since he's been 16. I think that was like 15 years ago. What about what about Pilly

entertaining clients? Yeah. So who's back Zach Brian. So Zach Brian sick. He just makes the best music out right now. He's cooking up an album right now in the lab. He's going to really I don't know when he's going to release it. I just know he's done making it. Saw him at four sales. And I just say it Billy. I didn't dance like no one was watching on stage in front of a bunch of people. And I don't regret it, but I'm sorry if you guys saw that. You should regret any of it.

It ruled. Yeah, Billy. It's cool. It's cool to like things Billy. Yeah, do you see the air guitar was awesome. I'm glad you did. I wouldn't waste you. I cried in the John Mayer solo on Wednesday. Don't be performed. Joe Rogan didn't sing all night revival. When he was on stage, I did. That's the difference. Hell yeah. Rogan puts you down. This podcast you didn't. What I go

can saw. Yeah. Rogan runs like a bitch. Exactly. Really? He's drunk. Rogan's traps. Yes. You got it. It was so awesomean's traps. Yeah, you got it. It was so awesome. Check out Zach Bryan if you haven't. He like once I think he's the best artist ever. My job ever. I think your generation chief keeper Zach Brian. Fuck he's different generation chief keeps way older.

We were Zach Bryan. It's like 27. Chief keeps like 35, bro. He was like 16. He's a regular music. Uh, no, no. No, I think he was like glory music. No way. I think it's like 20. No, I think chief keep is old because I was in 27 years. Oh, 27 years old. Well,

chief literally exact same generation. I also like the generations of Billy's mind are like five years. Yeah. But yeah, I'm. It's like, don't be ashamed. It's so crazy. Zach Brian's awesome. Billy, don't be ashamed of it. He's a good artist. Nothing wrong with love. Exactly. He's such a, like, he's just a dude. Yeah. And shout, everybody shout J everybody. But um, shout out, you want us all to shout him out? Is that what you just said? No, but um, shout out J shout out. Yes. Shout out J. Okay. Shout out, you want us all to shout him out? Is that what you just said? No, but um... Uh...

Shout out Jay. Shout out Jay. Shout out Jay. Yes, shout out Jay. Okay, shout out Jay. But uh... Last thing. I love being part of Billy's inside, Joe. Yeah, that is like him and one other guy.

He just brings it to this pocket. But I'm just saying uh... It's just... When you see videos yourself dancing and you're just like, That's how I fucking dance. Holy shit. Dude, put away. It's exactly how I thought you would dance. Yeah, we all dance like, that's how I fucking dance. Holy shit. I need to put away. We all dance.

Exactly how I thought you would dance. Yeah, we all dance like that. We all look like clowns. Yeah, it was that. So I just never realized it till it was thrown in my face. Yeah. All right, Jake, finish this off then we'll get to Travis Kelsey. My green back is feeling short.

There's this viral picture of Victor Wemba Niyama with soft spurs legends and they all look very, very short next to him. Yes, Tim Duncan and David Robinson. I did a double take, I was like, wait, that's Tim Duncan. It's crazy. Tim Duncan looks like he's loving life right now. Yes, he's the most mellow dude ever. But yeah, there's a chance Victor Wim and Yom is still growing. Yeah, he might have another couple inches in him. By the way, P.F.T. I think you just stumbled upon like, does Tim Duncan have the best life of any like guy who has multiple rings and dominated the NBA? Because no one ever like

has to debate Tim Duncan's legacy. He never gets thrown into it. It's just universally accepted that he was awesome. Yeah. I bet he could, I bet he still goes out to the YMCA and just dominates, puts up like 40 points going high glass. Yeah. Yeah. Tim Duncan, what a life. I also bears fan, which is a thing that always blows my mind.

I remember way back in the day, I sent him a J Cutler shirt. I don't think he ever wore it, but I sent it to him. I raised your Tim Duncan and I'll give you a mic trout. Mic trout. That's pretty awesome. I don't know. I think I think he's never been to the playoffs. You have a mic trout rich. No one knows him. Still gets a ball out on the lights. That's pretty sick. Loki, I think Mike trout might be bummed out that he has to miss Eagles games because he's going to be in the playoffs this year. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they'll find a way to fuck that up. It'll be like when Dion flew back and forth between between the braves and the foul or whoever it was at the time. I think he's on the braves, right?

And yeah, except it's going to be Trout just like attending Eagles games. Yeah. I also think the angels are not technically in the playoffs right now. Yeah, they're a game out of a wild card right now Oh, you just getting paid and but they're work that much their wave Yeah, but the argument was winning debate winning winning championships. I'm talking lifestyle like how many he works way less than other Plays that go into the playoffs. Okay, Tony snow Tony smells made like over a hundred million dollars and he just I guess he's mean to lot But J. R Smith. Yeah, that's a good one. J. R Smith's got good life. Yeah, there's a lot of guys got good good fucking lives Okay, let's get to Travis Kelsey and then we have the Mount Rushmore of red things after Travis Kelsey

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And now here's Travis Kelsey. Okay. We now welcome on a very special guest, very, very special guest. Okay. Two-time Super Bowl champion, his Travis Kelsey, in the flesh. First of all, congrats on the Super Bowl. Has it worn off yet?

I mean, can you say congrats on us? It's like, say happy new year in like February. Can you say? They kind of got revisited because of the ring ceremony, but I've kind of been past that for about a month now, month or two. There's been some crazy doors that have opened since then. That kind of, you know, you keep reliving it, but other than that, though, man, I'll take it.

I appreciate it. Okay, yeah, congrats on us, sir. Well, do you respect the Lombardi trophy because there was a conversation? Oh, yeah, the real one for sure.? Oh yeah, the real one for sure. There we go, the real one for sure. That when that went viral of you spiking the fake Lombardi trophy, people got mad.

They, they, they weren't too happy. I just thought it was like in terms of the theatrics of the show because it was at the Kelsey Jam, the idea I kind of got from Grunk and the Grunk's Beach and check and check, it's fun to house. And I thought, you know, just like doing a Lombardi lose, chugging off of the Lombardi and then spiking it, we get the people going.

Didn't really get the people going as much as I thought it would. I'm not a lot of people, a lot of people got on my ass about disrespecting it. People that thought that it was the real trophy. Are idiots? Yeah, they're more of us. Yeah.

Yeah, we knew right away. We knew right away. I know Travis, he would not do that to the real thing. Yes, I don't know. You guys fucking with me. No, no, we actually did we knew right away. I know Travis. He would not do that to the real thing. Yes. I don't know. You guys fucking with me. No, no, we actually did defend you right away. There were some some people named Billy football. Some people named Will Compton. Billy football has been on my ass. Yeah. Yeah. We can't bring Billy in right off the bat. That's too hot. Pretty man. Be like, what the fuck? You guys have his Kelsey and Billy for all of a sudden. What were you gonna say at the White House when you took the mic?

Um, I honestly, I uh, I joked around at doing it at the rehearsal and um, I was just, I've always wanted to like kind of like just address the United States like a president would. You know what I mean? Like, you can do it right now. To my fellow Americans. And then I was like, I didn't have anything after that. Yeah.

So I was just, yeah, it's too much to say like my whole marriage. Yeah, so I told him, like, hey, don't leave me up there on the stand too long if I, if I, you know, decide to walk up there. Yeah. So he got me out of there before I could even fucking say anything. Yeah, he had your back.

He was smart on that. See, that or seeker's about to be on my ass. Yeah, yeah. Although they would have been like, oh, someone's standing in front of the mic that actually is awake for a change. Mm-hmm. Okay, I didn't land.

Ah! Did you look around to make sure there are no wires next to them? Listen, we were just making sure that Mr. President was just standing on his feet up there, baby. Yeah. You know what I mean? Tell him, hi knees when he's going up the steps. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Tell him high knees when he's going up the steps. Yeah.

You know, yeah, I mean, sometimes we all get to get coached up every now and then. Yeah. You know what I mean? So speaking of which, we're at tight end, you, uh, is this your first year coming here? Uh, third year, third year. I don't know if you were coming every single year, but third year, there's a lot happening. You're giving a presentation though. Yeah. And, uh, what, so what are, what are you going to teach everyone? Because you are at the top of the game.

You're the number one tight end. What are you hoping to help everyone else out with? I honestly, I think where I fit in this world because George is gonna talk a lot about the blocking. Greg's gonna talk about just being a professional and just the tight end that kind of like just pointers he can give from here and there just on the entire grand scheme of things and I really fit in just in terms of route running really and I can kind of give my

two cents on that and I think there's certain things that you can do as a professional that can really help you enhance your creativity in route running but so I'm gonna try and give some nuggets of gold to the tight ends here. So you're obviously your route running is incredible, but your like ability with Patrick to be like lock step, some of those clips that came out after the season where it's like you telling him, Hey, look, I'm going to do this and like be ready for it. Is that something that like is a superpower in terms of when you're playing as a defense knowing that like,

hey, whatever we are thinking, no one else can think this? I mean, I like to think we got something going on in KC, that's a little different. A lot of it just stems off of just getting reps with you guys, getting out of their practice in OTAs, preseason, all that shit. And I just, you just start to accumulate like a feel for what the quarterback likes to do, or like where he likes to kind of get you the ball

in terms of certain coverages versus certain route concepts and shit like that. So it's just, you know, I like to say there's a lot to it, but at the end of the day, it's just, you do so many reps, it's whatever feels and kind of your instincts take over, whatever just feels like it's the right thing to fucking do in that moment, like whatever makes sense essentially.

It's awesome to watch. Like when you guys have that ability to like you, he knows where you're going to be, you know where you're going to be, you can't defend it. I don't know how you defend it. It's, it feels unstoppable when it's rolling, but it does. Yeah. The other thing I love watching you do, and you're like the only player that does this on a consistent basis, you always look

for that last minute lateral before you get tackled. Yeah, you're always, I'm on the record saying that that shit's gonna change football. What's more clear is start to do that. There are so many times where I can tell you're thinking about it, and you decide not to at the last minute, but when you pull it off, it usually works.

Yeah, I'm like 50-50 right now for at least I haven't turned the ball over yet doing it. Yeah. So it hasn't completely fucked me. But I just feel like this the most underused rule in the game. Yep. Yeah, I was being able to lateral the ball

and get it out of your hands so another guy can take off. I mean, shit. Yeah, the way that tackling's coach at the NFL level, it's you swarmed to the ball. Swarmed to the ball. That means that your guys are gonna be open. Yeah, but it's, yeah.

Just testing the waters is the hard part because you know if you don't fucking get it or if like it's not a huge gain, like you did it, you like let's say a lateral edit guy catches it and gets like two extra yards. It's just like, why the fuck did you just risk the ball? You turn the ball over for it. So it's like trying to balance that

and at the same time making sure that everybody's always ready for the ball, because... You ever get any shit from that? Like from Coach Reed, is he like, why are you doing this? Don't fucking do it again. It was one of those, like the first time I did it was the Lions in 2017 or 2018.

And I pitched it to Lachamacoy, Shady. And Shady took off for an extra like 20 25 yards And I come to the sideline and coach Reed just kind of looked at him like kind of like stand from a distance like oh Shady's he gonna fucking give me the eye like I would I know I shouldn't have fucking did that and he He comes up to me after the game and he goes Imagine if we did that every play. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's just like my my mind mind just opened up to like possibilities, dude. Just always know who's behind you.

Know where the flat guy is. Know where the running backs check down is and just like always have that in the back of your mind that, you know what I mean. You're allowed to do it as long as you can complete it. That's a credit to Andy Reed. Because you think most coaches would be like, don't ever do that again, but he's like, well, now we've unlocked something. What's your favorite Andy Reed story

or like saying that he has for the team? We love Andy Reed. My favorite saying is show your personality, man. The guy has such a fun personality in the building. I think the media kind of dulls that down. He doesn't give the media too much, but when you're in the building with a man, it's almost like a comedy show, man.

He has one liners and just his intellect is crazy. His spand of stuff that he knows is just, it blows my mind. And yeah, show your personalities, probably my favorite thing he says because he kind of just let me feel comfortable in the building. A good memory. I mean, speaking of laterals, I tried to lateral it twice actually

in the Bangles AFC Championship game. And I mean, it's the biggest game of the year up to that point, right? So I'm fucking screwing around with the ball. Yeah, exactly. I'm over here throwing it. One barely got to a running back, a trickled to him and hit the ground and trickled to him.

And then the second time is right before two minute. And I'm looking at the guy thinking he might be able to get out of balance because I can't and I'm ended up holding onto it and coach Reek comes right up to me and is like stop it. And I was just like, I knew exactly what you're talking about. You can see you got the eye of the tiger. You're trying to pitch that ball back every time. I'm trying to keep this thing alive baby.

Yeah, he wears shorts like all the time doesn't he? Yeah, yeah, he wears a... Yeah, I don't think I've seen him in pants other than on way trips. Even if it's like five degrees outside, I love a big old jacket on and some shorts. He's a football guy. Yeah. I love that. At the end of the...

So ball-catch. That Bill's Chiefs game. We were all watched. And maybe one of the greatest endings to any game ever played. Besides the way it was the the Nuggets Lakers. Yeah, Western covers final game one But at the end of that game 13 seconds left Did you know that you were gonna win the game just when you got the ball back?

You're like, oh, yeah, we have me and Patrick my home's on this team We knew what was possible and what was possible is we could get in field goal range and take this thing in OT. There was definitely no doubt that we could do that. The thing is, in KC, the coaching staff does such a great job of giving guys that confidence by teaching guys what's possible. Every single Saturday, we got our coach Joe Blamire and pulling up two mini drills for a beforehand and a game. And he just goes over scenarios on what could happen.

I'm talking about high school games, to college games, all over division one, division, whatever. And he just brings in these crazy footages of like Cal Stanford, the band is on the field, like all these fucking bizarre fucking games that you would think aren't even possible. And he shows them and it's like Cal Stanford, the band is on the field, like all these fucking bizarre fucking games that you would think aren't even possible. And he shows them and it's like, dude,

they did this in like 13 seconds. Like that shit is real. So as long as you guys are locked in and we're doing the things that we need to be doing, you know what I mean, we're never out of it. Yeah. It was incredible. So it's a lot, I mean, obviously Pat Mahomes,

anything's possible with Pat Mahomes. Yeah. You add Andy Reed reading his coaching staff into things and guys just you know, you know mean we're whenever out of it man Can you can you gas me up on B enemy? Some of command. Oh, yeah, baby. You guys are getting a dog dog dog dog. He's a dog He's gonna he's gonna fire up that team man. I think I think he's I think he's awesome For the the core group of guys that you got. I'm sure you can ask Logan Thomas a few things since he's had his little off season with him so far. But I think what BNME does better than a lot of coaches is he's very organized. He's

going to make sure that guys know what they're doing. And you'd be surprised how many guys go out there on the football field and are just fucking running around. I mean you can be an athlete but at the same time if you really want to get good at this game you got to have some sort of wits to you and knowing what's going on the scenarios and the certain situations that you have in the game. E.B. man he's every bit of that 13 seconds and making sure that we know what we're going to do and how we're going to do it. And I think that he brings that to every single team that he'll ever be on. So you're a number one tight and incredible tight end, incredible player. But are there any moments where maybe you're like giving Patrick Mahog and you just hold

on a little bit extra tight where you're like, thank you for coming in my life. Like thank you. I love you. That's a big, you know what, I might need to, man. I might need to, dude. Just a little extra second. Just hold on a little extra second, be like, I just love you so much.

After that, after that Bill's game was probably one of them, but definitely after this, this Eagles game, that was a good number two, man. There's some about that second Super Bowl that just makes you feel like, you know what I mean, this is what you fucking do, man. It's legacy territory. It is, it's like for you, for Andy,

for Patrick Mahomes, like, and he really is that special. And it's like, yeah, if I were you, I would just like never wear my sight. I mean, I've been there 10 years going on 11, and you could feel like the different eras changed throughout it all. I'm like, I'm the last of the Mohicans, man. I'm the only one only player left from that 2013 draft class

or that 13 team when Coach Reed came in. And to go from that 2 and 14 season in 2012, where there wasn't there, but to see just the culture change. Both in the front office, you bring in these star players and all of a sudden Patrick Mahomes comes. culture change, both in the front office, you bring in these star players and all of a sudden Patrick Mahomes comes and it's just a, everybody just gets electrocuted and possibilities are endless.

Yeah, how soon did you know after he was on the team? Like what practice was it where you were going? Oh, I'm going to discuss different. Honestly, his best plays might have been on that scout team going against the number one defense his rookie year. The shit he was doing in those in those practices was mind blowing. He had no like filter. He was just out there like, oh, well, this doesn't matter. I can just throw it over here. Just write it. The defense is just demoralized in practice. They're like, what the fuck? This kid's dicing us up right now. And you know what I mean?

And then all these are scouted looks. We know what's now. And you know what I mean? And all these are scouted looks. We know what's coming. And once I saw him do a week after week after week, and then he finally went in against the Denver Broncos, a game that we were already had the number one seed and the playoffs and everything. They put Pat in to just get his feet wet, it's rookie year.

They sat Alex because we already had the one seed. So he's a place flawless the entire game. We end up putting our backup in our backup fumbles the ball or throws the interception and Denver actually gets back into the lead and we need a two-minute drill to save to win the game. Well, Pat goes back out there after being in like five degree weather on the sidelines, just chilling for a quarter, goes back in and just walks them right down the field. That was Denver's number one defense. Yeah. That was their first team defense

because they were still, I mean, they were still in the hunter. I know they were, they were still playing their ones. So I was like, when I saw that, I was like, yeah, no, all right. He can translate what he does in practice onto the field and just be as good. So after you win the second Super Bowl

and you do the parade, you had the speech basically being like, and no one picked us, and people didn't pick us to make the playoffs. Who the hell were you talking about? I have one guy in mind, but can you tell me who you were talking about? I mean, it wasn't necessarily once we got in the playoffs, because once we got in the playoffs, we were a different team. Everyone saw that we could still put up touchdowns

and move the ball. It was really in the off season. So I should have been a little more clear about that, but I heard a lot of people kind of shitting on the fact that Tyreek was gone. Yeah, and I get it. Tyreek is fucking Tyreek Hill. Man, you lose a guy like that.

That's a lot of production, you got to find an answer for and yeah I just knew that that we had a great team and that we had Pat my homes and and Andy Reed and yeah so I just um I don't know all that could remember was being in April and May and June and how everybody was saying that the chiefs weren't going to be the chiefs anymore. Okay because we do have one coworker who claims that he is, I think he's official title is VP of football operation at Barstool Sports, Steven Che, he's a moron. He picked the chiefs last last year.

Last in the division, 98. So he obviously was like, oh Travis Kelsey called me out. I was like, I think you're such a moron. He didn't even know who the fuck you are. I have no idea. Okay, good, thank you. What the fuck in dead last? God damn it.

Yeah, last. How stupid is that? We've made the joke now. Like, I don't think you guys are gonna get it. You don't get it, you know what I'm saying? Do you know what it is though? It's in media because this happens to us, it happens to everyone.

They just get so tired of picking the same thing, so they're like, I'm gonna be different. I'm gonna say the Raiders. No, no, we're now, we've started doing this in the last year and a half with you guys. Like, preview for AFC West next year right now. Chiefs win. Done.

I'm in. Okay, yeah, like, why do we always doubt just because we want to be different? No, I think we did. Everybody's got a job in. One in 16. One in 16? I don't think you guys can do it.

One in 16? Yeah, who do you guys have on your team? The real question is, who is the one team that we beat? Well, I think you do play the pair. I know you actually you beat the Broncos twice because you always beat the Broncos twice. Yeah. So I'll say two, yeah, two in 15 is gonna be record. I mean, you lost B enemy. So that's a big, that's he's I mean, he's a mentality kind of guy, man. He brings a mentality. Yeah

We talked about the soup bowl real quick So what point during the week did they tell you that the grass would be that way? So you guys can prepare and the Eagles couldn't um it was really just Sunday Sunday You kind of went out there and you started running around like oh it's look like hmm. I don't believe you And then when you win, did you, did you feel bad for your brother at all? Dude, I, yeah, it was a weird, it was a weird feeling at the end of that game, man, because you see, could been around the Eagles enough,

know the coaches, know the players, they treat me like family whenever I'm there, when Jason comes to Casey, it's the same thing, it's very like, you know, very, a whole lot of respect for a lot of guys over there. You see Pat my home, it's the same thing. It's very like, you know, a whole lot of respect for a lot of guys over there. You see Pat Mahomes, like yeah, yeah. And then you see my brother and it's just like,

fuck dude, I've lost a Super Bowl before. I mean, I know how this shit fucking feels, fuck that. Yeah. And then you see Andy Rean, you're all in your backup on the top of the rollercoaster, and then you're in the mean, you see Lane Johnson, and you're just, oh fuck man, that's kind of suck. So it was like up and down, up and down

the entire time and it was like, man, how the fuck am I supposed to feel about this right now? Right. Because I was there crying in, what was it? 2017 when the Eagles fucking won in Minnesota. I wasn't fucking tears of joy. And it's just like, I don't know. It was a rollercoaster of emotion for sure

Now have you have you tested the waters yet with like, you know, maybe at your you know family's house Obviously Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet, but maybe fourth of July and just give it a look like Yeah, I want to see No, that motherfucker's crazy I ain't barking up that tree man. That's's a bear you don't want to poke, man. That's funny because I remember, I think we asked, I think we asked John Harbaugh that, like, hey, did you ever like give him a look to your brother?

Like, I got one on you and it's like, no, no. I hope like hold my head underwater or something. Yeah, dude, that's one game you don't want to fuck around with, man. That's super bowl game, dude, fuck that. Yeah, it's interesting because I think, I forget where we were. I think maybe we were in at Chris Long's place

or somewhere in Philadelphia, and Jason came over, and he kind of walked us through a little bit of your guy's childhood, where it's like he played hockey, and you played basketball. Yeah. And then he went on to become offensive lineman,

you went on to become a tight end. And that's probably where the crazy aspect comes from. Yeah. Being a hockey player out there. Yeah. So you think he would still beat your ass? Or what? Yes.

The man is one of the strongest human beings I've ever met. And on top of that, he still has a little bit that anger management that he had when he was a kid. Yeah. But you can outrun him. Dude, have you seen him run? Really? That's where he is the fucking.

He's good. He's good with angles. You know what I mean? Like he's going to, I'm like endurance, I might have the endurance side of things, but I don't know, man, I do just fucking quick. So what do you think is more challenging being a podcaster or being a football player? Podcaster. Yeah, thank you.

It's the hardest job in the world. It's the hardest job in the fucking world, dude. Honestly, keep coming out with content that people want to hear. Uh-huh. Yeah, fuck. Yeah, congrats by the way. Your podcast has been great.

Thank you, man. But yeah, what are you gonna play on winning the Super Bowl every year to keep it at the top? I know. content that people want to hear. Yeah fuck. Yeah congrats by the way your podcast has been great. Thank you man. But yeah what are you gonna play on winning the Super Bowl every year to keep it at the top? I think that's the plan man. Hopefully Jason and the Eagles can meet us up over there and we can keep freaking putting this this Chief's team together. I honestly jumped into the game, the podcast game not knowing what the fuck it was even really about or you know how how things were even going to like transpire, but obviously with the Super Bowl and everything is just taken off.

And we got it. We got quite the following because of the because of the entire year, man. Did you hit that wall because I like whenever we've been doing it for a long time, it's obviously our job, but I'll have people reach out being like, I'm thinking about starting a podcast. Like just wait till like episode four when you run out of all your stories, you're like, oh, I have to do this again. Did you have that where it's like,

okay, now we have some different stuff. Dude, thankfully my brother is a hell of a storyteller and he just hasn't banked. I can't remember what the fuck happens until he tells, like he tells a story and like, damn, that did happen. Like, I'm the worst when it comes to the shit. My brother is really the one driving it. And he, uh, he tells a story like none other. So I didn't necessarily hit the wall, but, um, I'm sure there was, uh, there was a little bit of,

there was a up and down there of just, you know, trying to balance out during the season and trying to find ways to pocket, to do the podcast because it's just, uh, it's out during the season and trying to find ways to do the podcast because it's just a it's hard just trying to find that time at weekend, week out, especially you know, going through the winds and the losses. Yeah. Should we have Billy come? Yeah. Yeah.

So it's interesting that you're on the show right now. Billy, I can I can play you. Come talk to baby. Billy will lie about what he said. Only play it if he lies. Let me see. I want to hear him try to say Billy will lie about what he said. We'll only play it if he lies. Let me see. I want to hear him try to say. Billy will lie about what he said.

I'll let up to it. I'll say up to it. Okay. Say the exact same thing you said to, say to his face. Okay. To his face. I have been a bit of a critic. That's fair.

Put that out there. That's fair. Huge fan of your route running. No, no, no, no, no. This is still truth. Okay. I just think you could be a little more in congratulations on leading. Congratulations on leading the league in Yards have to catch.

Thank you. But you could end a couple of those like run someone over. You could run a little more physical I'm gonna out to I'll run her man Crafty, but I think you know you're you're run you could run someone over I think it's because you can but you don't and that's what yeah, no, I hear you I hear you I mean You know what you're saying isn't wrong. There's times where I turn on the film, I press play and I'm like, that was soft. Wow.

That was soft, yeah. Really? I'm my own worst critic, so I'll admit to it. There are times at that, but there's times where I stick my fucking face in the fan. You can't say it's every time. Yeah, but it has led to, you know, such a long career. That other, hopefully.

Hopefully. Yeah, a lot of success. And yeah, but like, can you just like run someone over? Like, like, you know. Dude, I think of success. And yeah, but like, can you just like run someone over like, like, you know? Dude, I think what you're talking about is when I got body slammed by Derwin James. Exactly. When you start to mount, I'll see you exactly when you do that. I was sort of grown man.

I would love to see everybody in this room being that scenario against Derwin James. I would run him over here. Run him over? Yeah. Yes. Well, I, so I Run him over? Yeah, I'm over. Yes. Well, I, so I, That's an air of the mentality. I'm not having myself on being a physical runner

and not soft. All right, what about after the, I'm not even gonna fucking bring that up because that's gonna sound like an excuse. I got fucking body slammed is what happened. We got the ball back, the only scored. I will say this, it was a fucking 10 play, 11 play drive and I was dog shit tired.

I had just fucking ran from the other side of the field, caught the ball, kind of made one move, was fucking on me like that. Like I cleared the first guy, and he was on me like that. And yeah, I paid for it, so I'm fine. I get it, I get it. I tried to get down there, I was just too fat. Too fat and tired, man.

Too fat and tired, man. I'm actually very sick. It's every now and then. You know what I'm looking for? My self and the mirror, too fat and tired man. So Billy's critiques actually fair. Yeah, it's every now and then. You know, look at my self in the mirror man, right? Matter of rational. I'm so sorry that I'm so, I'm not even apologizing, you agreed with you. Dude, yeah, I get it man. I need to talk about, I need to do it.

Pass it in the name. Yeah, there's a big moment for you Billy. You stood up and you said it. Yeah. I actually, I need to pose my will onknown guys you do you do I do I'm I'm way too good Billy a little bit more because I I was hoping that you were gonna take Billy out you just let Billy body slam you listen I was fucked up you're gonna make me fucking spear this guy

no good job Billy are you okay rats way to go do really knows ball all right well this has been awesome. I have one last question. It's a rowback question, rhobac.com, promo code take, 20% off your first purchase, QZIPs, Polos, HODES, joggers, shorts, all of it, rowback.com. That's a problem. OK, so thank you.

Right there. Thank you. How are your ad reads? No. You do well. I mean, yeah, we do it. We knock them out, but they are. They're bad.

We kind of free and freelance them. They're not well put together. That was smooth. That's my job. That's my job. Okay, so how many years, how many soup bowls? From here on out? Yeah.

Man. Let's put some numbers out there. Man, what you're dancing, what you're hoping. I would say I would hope for at least two more, man. Okay. Two more before I hang them up. I got, I think I got three years left on my contract and I say I'm going to do it to the wheels fall off, but there's a, there's a lot of variables to take in, you know, especially with the podcast world and the entertainment world out there. It's more important than I do.

It's a new career that I'm very interested in. It's also a physical demand. It's like the longer you podcast. No, not the way I play though. Don't worry. That's right. That's right. Yeah, I would hope for two more, man.

I hope for two more. There's a guy named Rob Grandcowski that's got two that I keep getting compared to and I would love to catch up to him. Yeah, wait. All right, so this is kind of a fucked up question, but it's actually something I think about, and it's stupid to think about,

and I'm wondering if you think about this as well. Okay. My homes, let's say probably has 15 years left. Have you thought 10, 15? Have you thought like, he's gonna get a whole new family without me? Like he's gonna have a whole new- Dude, it's already starting. It's already starting.

I feel- That's what I'm gonna fuck with you. I'm the last fucking- Yeah. I'm the last one in the building. No, I think I haven't been telling you of trying to make sure that this thing keeps going. Yeah.

So I'm here for like I'm here at Titan, you trying to help guys out. I'm trying to like give nuggets of gold or at least everything, my input on the entire like grand scheme of things so that this thing, this train doesn't fucking stop when I'm done, man. That would mess me up though, being like, no it's 100% gonna happen.

Yeah, like you'll come back for like the 10 year anniversary for the first Super Bowl ring and my homes will be like, you know, in the middle of like a 14 and three season. You're just like, oh, it's a pat. That's great, you know, in the middle of like a 14 and three season. You're like, oh, what's up, Pat? That's crazy. Oh, you like the new toys? That's crazy to fucking think about, man. Yeah, I'm sorry if I bummed you out.

Yeah, like the next tight end. You don't want the next tight end after you to get more rings than you do. Ooh, you know, that's a good point. You sure you don't invite that guy to tee you? Yeah, keep that guy away from tee you. Nah, man, if it means Pat gets the rings, I'll give my two cents.

And also eventually, if you ask 100 football fans on the street, how many rings does Grant have, people will be like, I don't know, six or seven because they think Brady Grant, so you get a certain amount of way, you'll just get assigned all the rings. Yeah, right. No, it's a great fucking point. It's a great point. It's like, yeah, I don't know, he assigned all of this. I'll just get all of this. Yeah, right.

No, it's a great fucking point. Yeah, it's a great point. He's like, yeah, I don't know. He won all those rings. He's on that team. Do you do a Pat the Homes impression? It's gotta be like, fuck. Okay, how about this?

How about it's like alumni night, 10 years from now, and you guys have three super bowls together, and he's on a team with a tight end that's got two and he comes up to you and he says, Travis, I just like to say, what's with you meant more to me? That was that fucking Yoda? Yeah.

That was a soft you run. Yeah. I'm not even sure what you just fucking said, but. What do you want him to say to you in that moment? In that moment? Oh man, we had some fun, didn't we? That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

We're always my number one. That's all you need. We're always my number one. Yeah. When I'm passing the ball to Tim Teebo Jr., I'm thinking about you. Yeah, yes. My only memory of Tim Teebo and the football field is him just throwing us a shellac in the sugar bowl, yes. My only memory of Tim Teebo and the football field

was him just throwing us a shellac in the sugar bowl, man. Oh, were you on the game? I was on the Cincinnati Barric. Yeah, I was on the Barricats. There was a, we go undefeated, Brian Kelly goes to Notre Dame right after the season. We're playing with a bunch of like dads and like administrative, like, I don't know,

just guys from the University of Cincinnati, and we go in and play arguably one of the best football teams in college football ever in the Florida Gators that year. And that was fun. That was fun. They said T-Ball couldn't throw. Well, we threw for like 500 yards at the end.

So. So. All right, well Travis, thanks so much, man. We appreciate it. You got to come back on now. That's part of the deal. I'm in. Anytime we ask you have to. Half to? Yes got to come back on now. That's part of the deal. I'm in. Anytime we ask you have to.

Half to? Yes. We'll find it. It's a podcasting law. We'll find time, baby. We'll find time. Thank you so much, man. This has been awesome.

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Okay, it is time for Mount Rushmore, Mount Rushmore of Red Things. I love our board right now. Love our board right now. Love our board right now. Hank's eyes are not allowed to be picked. You're looking tired, Hank. Yeah, real tired. Why are you so, you're usually tired around this time of day.

It's been a long day. After you get to work on it. It's a long day. It's work work. Yeah, it's been a work work day. It's a work work trip. It's a work work week. Okay, it's our pick first. It's our pick first

Are you guys excited for my worst part of things? Yeah, we have a good list. We're staying sneaky. Oh, okay In Sneaky watch out for the boys getting sneaky So I guess we go first on big cat. Yeah, I guess we go first. I guess we should just take one one I yeah, I like when the draft I like I like our first pick. Okay. Go ahead PFT red zone channel 1 1 it is the one one there is no other and you guys want to end the draft now Yeah, you basically just gave it to us you guys have never lost the draft ever correct map before you guys You guys choose the order no, we've been rotating You guys choose the order. No, we've been rotating. No, but you choose which one we do every time we've been rotating exactly I know we've been rotating for each time with them. We're doing red today. Okay.

Okay, no, it's convenient. We'll spoil our alert when we picked what we were going to be drafting today I mean big hat hadn't even started our back and forth Cortex chain and so this happened after that. Yeah, that's the fact. And guess what? We went all from memory. We didn't Google red things like Jake did. Check the time. No, no, no.

Nope. Okay, Jake and Bill, you're up. That's pandering. That's a great pick. Okay, yeah. Tiger Woods on Sunday. Okay, okay, okay, okay. That's a strong second pick.

That's a stronger pick than your pick because no, but you had red zone one one. Well, it's actually not stronger because he doesn't have a fucking ankle anymore. So he's like, there's no more. I'm gonna let Max cook. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no with, I'm surprised Billy didn't take this, red meat. Mm, on our list.

Yep, on our list. What's your first pick? Good pick. Some people are allergic. Yeah, pussies. Facts. All right, you guys have another pick? Let's go with Mountain Dew Code Red.

Mm, that's good pick. Mation fertile. That's not true. That's false. Yeah, that's a good pick. Mation fertile. That's not true. That's false. Yeah, that's actually very false. Definitely Mation fertile. I don't have any kids, and I drag a shit load of Mountain Dew. Yeah.

Those are good picks, I feel like this is a good, strong, not a lot of contention. Can't really argue with this. No gangus con picks. You know, we won that draft. No, you don't Con picks, you know, we won that draft. No, you don't. Okay, okay.

Okay, you guys are up. We're going with the Cors Light logo. Okay. Red. All right. Okay. Everyone thinks of Cors Light, they think of the color. Red.

Red. What are the mountains are the light? Lo-gurts is a volcano. Okay, but we think of the mountains It wasn't for the red logo the blue mountains wouldn't look so if course light was a Team their their jerseys would either be silver or blue. Yes, so we're both there would be their third alternate Yeah, everyone be like, ooh one of these what are they wearing today? What's the boss and red socks logo? What what? White and gray wait red is their alternate. What are you asking dude?

There's there the red dude. It's red right, but what does that have to do with course? Your plan is bad because they don't wear red jerseys. The red jerseys are their alternate. Really? When I say course, what color? Yeah. Exactly. You know, good thing our pick is the course light logo. I know. No, we know.

No, you know, you said mountains. No, we know what you're doing. You asked me what color the course light logo is. I don't have to think that would be a trick question. I bet blue. Yeah, blue. It's red. Okay.

Hey, hey, look at that cup right in front of you. Yeah, I know what color is, but it's the blue mountain. Blue is the dominant's red okay. Hey, hey look at that cup right in front of you Yeah, I know what colors, but it's the blue is the dominant color of that. Yeah, not blue is the mountains red is I understand what you're saying, but it's stupid Okay, I mean this was a Mountains 10 and Okay, I mean, this was a, I think we go, she's the mountains. 10 and one or the two that I like right now, but I'm, yeah, no, no, 10 and one are great picks,

both of them. All right, so our next pick, Red Panda. Red Panda. Yep, great pick. The go, the go to half time, overrated. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, tightest thing. Okay, no, you stand behind it, say it on the fucking chest. Yeah, overrated. You think she's overrated?

She messes up a lot. How many bows could you flip? Also, the red panda isn't even a bear. No idea. Fuck, I don't know if you're talking about it. You're talking about the animal. Yeah, I am, which makes it a bad pick, because what are you talking about?

Bill, your, man, you're, you're struggling to fight. It's how every bow wrestler argument. What, what you point out the core? Bill, you're struggling to talk. This is how every mal-Russian argument is what you point out the core is light, you think blue and then Billy's gonna just try to poke holes. Billy, you don't even know the difference between an allosaurus or a c-ray. Billy has no idea what you guys are talking about.

Yes, yes. Why would they name someone red panda? Okay, anyways, my next pick, our next pick. Feel good about this one. Red solo cups. Yes. Solo cups. The go good about this one red solo cups. Yeah solo cups the go cups solo cups solo cups solo cups when you go to buy red solo cups You know you're about to have a good time if you see somebody drinking out of solo cup You're like that person loves nice cold. I've always been more

Finn in the blue ones. No, you have it. No, you haven't no you haven't read is the Blue solo cup Oh, you say that when you go get it red solo cups are the. You say that when you go get it. Red solo cups are the number one solo cups. When you go get them, you're like, this is going to be a fun night. We could do everything. Pierpong, Pierdie, flip top cup, everything. You know it. I know it.

Deep down. I wonder if they did any studies when they were coming up with the color for the cup or if they just had a bunch of red dye. No, like this, whatever it is, it worked. It's, it's, it was actually the first thing that popped in my head when they were coming up with the color for the cup or if they just had a bunch of red dye. I know like this, whatever it is, it worked. It's, it's, it was actually the first thing that popped in my head when we were thinking of red because I was like, what's the most fun thing? Red solo cups.

You've always had a good time with reds and white. Like the see-through ones are better. Yeah. We're pretty juvenile. Oh, man. Okay. I saw your answer reaction. You had that thing.

No, the juvenile's how, dude. You had that list. I would get a child move. Bill, you probably, you seem like the kind of guy that has a stack of red solo cups in your apartment and you drink everything like milk out of a red solo cup. Water out of red solo cup. I don't put them in the wash machine.

Yeah. Okay. Next. This water. You can put them in the wash machine, too. It's how Billy does. He'll need one machine, dude. He's like, am I doing my dishes correctly?

He always got a solo cup in his mask and glasses every time I do one. My red solo cups keep melting in the dryer. Okay. Our third pick, the Kool-Aid man. Okay. Damn. That's a good one. That's a three year wall.

A little bit of a reach, but yeah, that's nice. Red. No, I know. Oh, yeah, we are aware of that. I said it was a good pick. Oh, yeah. Probably could have got him in the form. It's a, yeah.

It's better than, you're red. You're red, core's light. Oh, yeah. It's the right match. Max looks so good. Do you match up as the Kool-Aid man for Halloween? No, yeah, I said light. Oh, yes, it's right max. Like max looks so good. That's up as the cool amen for Halloween. Oh, yeah, I said I said cool. That's a good that's a good pick. I had it on on the list. Yeah. Okay. I gave the chance to take it.

I'm gonna I'm gonna go out there for all the the we are your team is our team. I'm the representative. I try again. I kicked the ball, I kicked it back. You know what's great about me and because of you? Is we use each other's picks all the time. Yeah. And you'll never know who came up with it.

Yeah. You, we actually have jumbled this draft. You don't know who has what. It's time to go. Yeah. Um, this is for all the kids out there. I care about the little kid at AWL's Clifford. The big red dog.

The big red dog. He's a good boy. Yeah. Legendary. Yeah, legendary dog. Movie wasn't great. Martin Short. Book was better.

I think it was like in the 90s, but the book is great. They made a new one. The new one, that was a little scary. Yeah. Maybe the old one was good. I don't know. But good pick. And then for our last pick, I don't know but good pick and then for our last pick

I don't know how pft let this one get away Just the iconic album from an iconic artist. Yep Taylor Swift the red album Yeah, love Taylor so much. Yeah, what's on the red album? Love story. I knew you were trouble when you walked in love story. I knew you were trouble when you walked in. I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure love story wasn't on the red album. It's on my red out. Is it? I don't know. Okay. Okay. What other songs are you saying? Should we do it? I shake it off. I think look what you made me do might have been out. Let me see. I love story 1986 No, I need

22 that's a big Instagram caption one right there love stores on fearless. Yeah, I know that is Yeah, you can't you're always scared What do they got they're falling apart? This is legend. He's a legend. He's a legend. But, uh, Stop touching the mic. Watch what you guys do. He's a legend.

Right hour back. Okay. Good pick. Nice trick. Yeah. That's a good pick. Yeah. Good pick.

I think it's a great pick even. I'm shocked Hank didn't take it. Well, you don't like sports? No, I like it. You don't like it. We're shocked Hank didn't take it. We're shocked Hank didn't're shocked Hank and take it. Okay, PFT, what should we do with this last pick?

Okay, I like, I like three, six. I was like, time, I like two a little bit. Nine is good, I like two a little bit. I don't know, did you recognize two when I said it? Oh, you know what I'm talking about? You, you sit too a little bit. I don't know. Did you did you recognize to when I said it? Oh, you know what I'm talking about you you sent a typo. Oh, and I thought that. Oh, yeah, you did. I thought the second letter and that was oh, take, take, take, take, take, take, take. You like it now? I like it. Yep. Okay. Yep. It's a good pick. The big fat red whiffleball bat that hits all the fucking home runs. It's the illegal one. The dinger bat. Yep. What are

you gonna say, Max? What are you gonna say, Max? What are you gonna say, Max? I mean, that's the child's bat. That is in it hits bombs. But that's like for the kids who don't know how to play with a ball. In his bomb, no, not like bombs. No, that's the amateur bat, but that's fine. Okay, that's the amateur bat.

And you know what I did, a home run derby? Only if those are good, you get like one swinging game. Yeah, and it's so much fun. No, it's the ball jumps off that bat. If you want to to play that way you got to go the fake wooden with a ball that those were the good that's not nearly as good as the market wire stealth red with ball thank you thank you know the best is the junk ball that Hank knows that that is iconic because it's like the with a ball bat is significantly when you think whiffable, of course, you're thinking yellow bat. But no one's even considering the red bat.

No, no, when you say, hey, what about the red bat? You're like, oh, that's illegal. Like, wait, was it orange or blue? When you want to do the opposite of your red solo cup pick. No, yes, because when you think, you think, go on, when you think, go on the yellow bat. I don't say think whiffable, I said, the red with a ball bat. You guys immediately knew what bad I actually

was wondering. I was like, I think the blue bar and the big bar. Yeah. No, this could this could be an age disconnect honestly. This could be this could be a this could be good. This could be further. This might be an old an old with a ball bat. If I would used at the senior home. It's a great bat Yeah, it's a great ain't you said he knew the bat. He just listed also 30 also old It makes a great sound you said you the bad is way better than I search wiffl ball bat on Google And I have yet to see a red one. I see blue the junk ball that is also better than any green All right, what do we miss? Honorable mentions.

The big red boots. The right. The big red boots are good. What is red CF? Is that the best? We were thinking about ketchup and hot sauce. But ketchup's like, hot sauce is orange. Red man.

Hot sauce is an orange. Red man's a good one. It's called Frank's red hot. Yeah, but it's orange. Michael red hot sauce is orange. No, it's not yes It is embrace debate hot sauce. What colors it? I'm gonna let's ask Google okay actually I'm gonna Frank's red hot what's the name of that? I think Billy that used to write all your blogs shit no Swedish fish I'll use it sometimes Swedish fish red Swedish fish are great. Oh cane the wrestler

Do you say roses red foreman that's great. Uh, Cain, the wrestler. Do we say roses? Red Foreman. That's 70 shot. Yep. What about, uh, isn't Morgan Freeman red in Shawshank? Yep. Yep. That's a hockey goal.

So is red. Yep. Yeah. Hockey goal. The siren. Hockey goal light. Yeah. Hockey goal light.

That's a good one. Red rocket. Roses. Roses are Rose's red hot like is in like hot you're I can't talk to your joke You just went to a partner on us communism is it hot Like it's like emergency red you don't like hot sauce You actually can't eat hot sauce. So you should you're the last person to shoot up on you know sauce That's all I actually likemelon is watermelon pink or red? Red. Pink.

I think it might be pink. It's kind of pink. Is it purple? I was thinking about it and I was like, it is red. No, you're just saying it's pink because you know hot sauce and watermelon aren't the same color.

Wait, what? Huh? If watermelon's red and hot sauce is red, they're not the same color. There's watermelon. The red bean. And red bandana game. Hot sauce. I just look at the pant red and hot sauce is red, they're not the same color. It was what the red man's red and red bandana I just look at the pantone for hot sauce. It's red. It's red. It's a color from red color family red

What it's What colors that light orange? No, wait, I always saying like when hot sauce is spread out, it looks a little orange because it's like thinner. Oh, you know, it would have been a great one if we wanted to go real opposite age, Elmo. Classic. Elmo's a classic. Elmo's a good red.

He is. And you know what, it's funny because I remember like being, how old were you when, tickly Elmo was like when we were like 12? Yeah. So we were past that. Yeah. And I was like, what's the obsession with Elmo? And now that I have kids, I remember I went to the toy store and there was a big fucking giant barrel of cookie monster and Elmo toys. There was like two Elmo's and like 100 cookie. Nobody wants all the kids want Elmo. Yep. My niece and nephew love Elmo. It's crazy. It's the only thing they care about.

It's like every kid something wired in their brain. Elmo just hits with them. It's nuts. Probably a sigh up. Yeah, probably a sigh up. That's exactly what I was gonna say. Anything your kid that loves to be tickled. Yeah, it stinks to I heaven. Yeah. Newspapers. Get it. Shake like that one. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. That's real nice. Wait, did you try? Like Soviet Russia, just in general, red, since the Republicans, the red army, I had the right job. We had the right. Yeah. Make America great again, hats. Did you Google that to make sure? No. We are.

He's Red River Publican. Age Ribbons. Max tried to put the fillets on the list. Blood. Fillies, aren't they more, is that brownish? Well, they wear blue, that's the watermelon color, right? Like pink. The fillets?

The Philadelphia fillets. They're hats. They, like, the colors are color more. I think they're orange. They're not straight red. I mean, you guys, they have brown uniforms, all color red. I think they're orange. They're not straight red. I mean, you guys, they have brown uniforms, all right. They do not have brown uniforms. I'm gonna be honest.

They have blue, they have blue uniforms. No, their hats are blue. Their hats are red. Oh, I guess I just get confused. I don't know why I thought it was like, this is like the most, I guess I get confused between my reds and my blues, which one's the dominant color of a logo.

It's not, I guess a lot of logo. I guess those hats are red. I can't tell the difference. I'm thinking of like, oh burgundy. They have burgundy hats. They have, you know, it's not the same color as the hats. They do have like retro like, like, a green hat. Yeah, but those are retro.

Yeah, those are retro. I was just looking, yeah. I'm thinking Mike Schmitt, burgundy. Old school. Dude, I have a really hard time differentiating reds. What color is hot sauce? Red. Yeah, thank you, Bill.

But like everything's red. We should put up a poll. What color is hot sauce? Maybe most lopsied poll ever. Nebraska, Wisconsin. Yeah. Reds are strong color. Mm-hmm.

No, you don't like, no, no. Not natural. Those are red. Those are red. Oh, yeah, the angel a strong color. Mm-hmm. No, you don't like no natural red hot sauce. I read oh, yeah, the angels the skins. Yeah, I Red red hot amidesk Ooh red hot chili peppers. Yeah Shit, there's a lot of good red red wine. Yeah, the red baron Yeah, yep, that's good. Not the not the aviator Also, he was one. Yeah, he's an ace. Yeah, you probably didn't know that till I just told you the bloody red baron of Germany There's a song about it. I don't really know that much about planes

You don't know much about dinosaurs either because it turns out the Billy shirt is actually a Now I know what you're talking about you're wearing a T-Rex right? I will show you the email I'll show you the email. I'll show you the email I sent to the designer about yesterday What is that mean? What did they sent you sent like a obscure dinosaur? And they're like all right. We'll just fucking put a T-Rex on this yeah This Billy what about yesterday when I told you that that was a T-Rex and you told me no It's not look I mean denial I mean denial I wanted to be an all sort look at the crowd to make them redraw it because they didn't get the crest

Right in the jaw wrong. Okay No, of course, right of course It's blue. He literally say blue non-stop. Yeah, we did a little bit of course light Jake's course light logo When you think of course like it's it's fucking blue dude I will drink a course light right now and get red when you think of wiffle ball bat. It's yellow I said the red wiffle ball bat. I said the red wiffle ball bat I like it of course light logo Jake's correct you guys both had picks that aren't even close to what people related for the only ones

We're ever done anything wrong. I think he's sad. I'm gonna You're upset he's read right now. He's read. Yeah, he's read his fuck. I'm gonna tweet out pull right now I think what color is normal hot sauce? No, no, no, that's spoiler. You're not gonna all the show. No, it's fine So it was an audible mention. Yeah. Oh, yeah Okay, red or orange those are the those are the two minute pole. Okay, I predict that the answer is gonna be 85% red Wait, can even flag? Oh yeah, that's a good one.

Oh, blood. Blood, blood, blood. I said blood. Blood, blood. Red blood cells. Yup. Mm-hmm. Wait, is your blood actually red?

Wait, wasn't that thing? What do you mean? No, the arteries, the, yeah. The arteries are blue. Time of the sort of bleeds, dodge a blue. Mm-hmm. It's a fact Hawks I like a red-tailed hawk. Yeah, yeah, I Something about my key pale male. I hate the Cardinals, but a Cardinal seeing a Cardinal in the wild is fucking cool Yeah, male Cardinals. That's very cool

Whenever you see a hawk you're illegally obligated to be like look at look at that. There's a hawk Yeah, you have to point it out Okay, good mountain rush for everyone Jake got mad for the sixth in a row Yeah, you guys talk down on us this whole segment. Yeah, every really good picks except for the course like no That was that was the only one I talked down I Was good I said the tiger pick was great trying shape

What's your other pick? I don't care. It's gonna play so well in the graphic What was your other cool? And they tried it was great pick they tried strong It's not a good pick you can say it wasn't a good pick they take advantage of our listeners You know what Jake back time we do is aren't even pand pandas Iraq and also not to mention it's two host versus everyone Jake next time we do it. I'll just say every pick is fucking awesome. No, no, I will I will we'll do it We'll do a nice Mount Rushmore. No, it'll be really not my issue. It'll be we should throw it But you just said I talk to you said I talked down on all your picks

I three out of your four picks. So we're great picks. Oh, it's like pretty much 50 50 This is remember my baby's argument last year Well, no, they that's it's fine. Oh, man salty salty boys. No, it's our show Of course credit to our show credits a heck it's 66 to 34. Oh But everybody is saying that's basically 50 50 everyone saying Buffalo is the orange saucing. That's a all star 6634 is not basically 50 50 you're hitting 340 here in the all star game Okay, good show boys. We're all back together for the rest of this week Excited for that

Anything else? To play in some golf with you guys down North Kakalak. Yeah go vote on the Mount Rushmore. I'll see if Billy and Jake can get out of the zeros. What's the magic number Jake? In terms of, I'll still lose the whole thing. Yeah. I think it's still too early to tell. That was always exciting time when you refresh the MLB standings and you see magic numbers start to pop up. Yeah. So you got to get those going. You got to get those late early. Jake, what was your impression of the draft of George Kiddles sub in for you

when he when he sat down with Billy and did the Mount Rushmore of famous football plays? How do you how would you grade his performance? Yeah, I mean, I really have nowhere to speak because I have it one. So I think when I looked at the poll blind, I saw the graphic before I listened and team two dominated Max and Hank. There was a no doubt. I thought we could have maybe I was surprised on the going back to a Hausses. I was surprised that we didn't get second. I thought we could have maybe I was surprised on the going back to Hosses I was surprised that we didn't get second. I thought same. I don't know how they got

Genghis called youngest calm whatever's name is I don't know how they got Genghis Khan was five very baby People over five one Yeah, so I thought we were good for a point there. I could be to show a gang is Call it. Oh my god. I will say like that. You probably was like malnourished and had like Climidia. Gangescon was a wild pick. But it's not in place, which is crazy.

Yeah, it's what it is. Yeah, I agree with Jake. What did you guys have in that draft? You had some bad. We had great pick. We had Jared Lorenzin. Rick Ross. Rick Ross and big country. You have big country. Big country was tough one. Do big countries. A hot. That's just. They're like fucking me. Yeah. Um, don't forget Jake. So you're you're gonna regret talking shit about Khan. I'm telling you. Do you know? I will straight up fight gang is con with my bare hands and beat him. Bill is feeling himself right now. I'm like calling out Russia. I don't like billion this share

Yeah, I think you may need to go back Go back to the couch next time we're in here. Genghis Khan will look at you dancing and pick you apart Yeah, Genghis Khan will be scared of my dancing. All right Hank. How was your how was your golf weekend? I was good me and Pft played on Friday. We had a good round. It's a good town. We played at Medina, the Mecca of golf. Johnny Fish for doing shots. Shadow Johnny Fish and Jay. Uh, hey, how are your numbers? 69. Nice. 18. Do you know, I'm not going to win on another number and I'm 96.

So happy. 21. Believe. If you win on 69,, you're gonna go on a crazy. No, Jake, it's not even mad. 17. I don't even. 21, Chanau Chanau. We also have, it's Billy in this, in this chair, and then Billy, like, for the rest of the summer,

is gonna have like, you know, like, I never have to see these guys ever again, energy. It's going so. I also think Billy, like when somebody else takes 69, nine billies like they probably don't even get the joke. Yeah Okay What was everyone number? 21 Okay quick appeal to the listeners. Please vote for Jake and I know

Tampering tampering please please like I know you want us to see us locked in that room and that's why you're doing it, but like That might not be okay 28 Oh, I wanted to be 26 7 crazy no wild Salamanders can regrow their limbs if they got chopped off. I feel like we should all root for 26 before we move So like it's official closing of the chapter but every number was picked. No thanks I think it chopped off. I feel like we should all root for 26 before we move. So like, it's official closing of the chapter,

but every number was picked. No thanks. Yeah, I like that game. I like that. I like that. Love you guys. No thanks. Love you guys.

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