Pardon My Take - UFC Champion Daniel Cormier + Football Friday

Episode Date: November 2, 2018

Nick Mullens is the greatest quarterback of all time and this is not an overreaction. (2:40-9:08) Jon Gruden has hit rock bottom and the Browns are hilarious. Week 9 Preview plus picks.(9:09-26:53) Fantasy Fuccbois.(26:54-31:07) Heavyweight and Light Heavyweight UFC Champion Daniel Cormier joins the show to talk UFC 230 Saturday Night, why he dominates people even with a bad body, how much he hates Jon Jones, and what his weaknesses are as a fighter. (33:31-1:03:30) Segments include Sabermetrics (1:05:02-1:06:35) Well Actually (1:06:36-1:09:29), the debut of "Hue Boy" where Hue Jackson says dumb shit (1:09:30-1:14:11), and Hanks Grab Bag (1:14:12-1:22:12).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have two time, no, he owns both of the titles right now, Daniel Cormier, UFC 230, awesome interview, double champ, light heavyweight, heavyweight champ, same exact time. He seriously was so much fun, like a guy that I'd love to hang out with if he couldn't kick my ass at a moment's notice.

We also have a football Friday, so that means we have picks, fantasy fuck boys, and because it is football Friday, we have Larry's picks in the ads. Let's do it. What's the first game we got here, PFT? We've got the R-Words and the Falcons. The R-Words and the Falcons, let's get them ready. Let's get Larry ready, set up, here we go, Cash App. You already know, the Cash App is the number one finance app on the App Store, what you

might not know is that you can also put Cash App in your wallet with the Cash Card. It's the only debit card that offers instant rewards and comes packed with premium features, not even a credit card can offer like boosts. Listen, if you're in college and don't take advantage of boosts, what are you doing? Save up to 10% instantly at Whole Foods, Chipotle, Wendy's, Panda Express, or Chick-fil-A, and more of your favorite spots, or even $1 off every coffee, every time you swipe your Cash Card at coffee shops across the country, including Starbucks. The Cash Card puts you in control of your money with extra in-app safety features to

let you pause your card with a touch. So the Cash App is doing something great for all you AWLs out there. If you put in the referral code, Barstool, he likes the R words, he likes the R words. If you put in the promo code Barstool, you'll receive $5 and the Cash App will donate $5 to the Tyler Trent Fund, which supports Riley Hospital for Children at Indiana University, where Tyler has received his treatment. It's a win-win, you get some money, and you're doing some good in the world and helping those with pediatric cancer.

It's an awesome deal. Thank you Cash App. So go download the Cash App now, get your Cash Card for free, visit the App Store, Google Play Market, and put in that referral code Barstool, you get $5. The hospital that has helped Tyler Trent battle cancer gets $5. It's a win-win all around. Okay, let's go. Welcome to Part of My Take, presented by C.K.E.

Today is Friday, November 2nd, and where were you when Nick Mullins took the world by storm? Nick Mullins night. I'll tell you where I was. I was in my own head, doubting my future, questioning every single thing I've ever done in my past, thinking that this has to be rock bottom. Because when you've reached a point where you're losing a bet to Nick Mullins as a favorite on primetime, you have to wonder how much lower can I get than that in-game. I should just stop gambling.

No, you can get lower. You can be John Gruden, because the Raiders are the worst team in the league, and that is also considering the fact they beat the Browns, but they are the worst team in the league. Dunchain? Oh, I think they already had Dunchain. I think that was an oversight. I don't think that we've Dunchained the Raiders.

Oh, well, they are done, done, done, because John Gruden has now gotten to the point where he is telling people that players are dying to play for the Raiders. Did you see that quote, by the way? Yes, and I think some of those corpses were actually in the starting lineup tonight. Well, the exact quote was hilarious, because it was just John Gruden trying to prove that he has a cell phone. Because he said, I got a cell phone just like you and everybody else. I get a lot of phone calls from people that are dying to come play here.

I'm just telling you, they're dying to play for the Raiders. Well, I can confirm that. I have John Gruden's number, and I text him occasionally. It's... He used to answer me. Yes, it is. It's bad. Bad, bad, bad.

And Nick Mullins. Listen, Nick Mullins is actually pretty good. If you're a Raiders fan, I'll just say this. The good news is you'll only have nine more years of John Gruden. What year do you think he's going to be out, though? Probably next year. I feel like this year could be... He could easily do it this year.

He might just pull that college coach that just called a timeout at the end of the fourth quarter and just walked away into the parking lot. I could see Gruden doing that. A fourth timeout, by the way. People forget that. I think that Gruden would absolutely figure out a way to get his team penalized as he retires. Yes.

John Gruden is the laughing stock of the league. Is that fair to say? Well, right now he is. I mean, that's... Listen, we're a right now podcast. We are right now. This is a right now podcast. But...

John Gruden is one in eight... He'll be quick to remind you, he's got five first-round picks that he can botch. Mmm. That's true. That's true. I'm excited to see... He needs an edge rusher. He needs a couple of things.

He needs an edge rusher. He needs a wide receiver. Nick Mullins, though, was the story of the night. Breff Favre fan wears four because of Breff Favre, went to Southern Miss. That immediately is like, okay, he's probably going to be good. He was having fun out there. He was having a great time. He was like a kid, drawing stuff up in the dirt.

I like the way he played. Well, it further proves I'm not going to overreact on Nick Mullins. I'm going to let some other team do that, like the Bucks or someone else overreacting Nick Mullins and give him an outrageous contract. Broncos. A Matt Flynn-type contract. John L.W. It just proves that Kyle Shanahan is probably one of the best offensive coaches in the league.

Because as much as Nick Mullins was great and as much as bad as the Raiders' defenses, Kyle Shanahan, he just schemes everyone open. He schemes the perfect game plan for fucking Nick Mullins. And the knock against Nick was that he didn't have a big arm. His arm looked fine. His arm looked fine. It had some pop. You know what he is?

You know how you say some guys have pad speed? They play better when they're wearing pads. They're faster when they wear pads. He's got pad arm. He's got big pad. He might not look good in shorts. And you know we like a quarterback who looks good in shorts, but he looks good in work pants.

And when he gets out in the bright lights, he actually, I don't know, I might be wildly overreacting Nick Mullins. I'd say so. Yeah, I'd say so. Easily. I could see him winning six games. This is how you cement yourself in backup lore because you now, Nick Mullins will have a job for life.

He basically will have a chase day. As long as you don't do it, get arrested or do anything stupid, he will have a chase Daniel career where he can get paid in a million different stops and never play again and be fine. It just don't know what he looks like. He looks like he's got a little Mitch Trebisky in his face and his visage. Not as good looking. If you took Mitch and just like compressed him or just squeezed him like an accordion,

then you end up with Nick Mullins. He's like the perfect, Nick Mullins is like the fourth guy in your crew who you don't really, you're like, oh yeah, that guy, come on over. Like when we're playing sports, Nick Mullins, come on over. But when we're like going out to the bar, oh, guess what, man, it's a small Uber. You probably have to stay home. Nick Mullins. Yeah.

Nick is the guy that in high school, he didn't really hang out with, but he was the first one to get his license. He was cool. Everyone was like, yeah, hey Nick, that guy's cool. Yeah. Like I like him. Nothing bad to say about him. I do like the wedding ring that he wears.

I like the black plastic wedding ring on there. It's the Ryan Fitzpatrick. It is. Yes. I could see, I was thinking like, I guess Robert Griffin is married now, but I could see Robert Griffin. Yeah. I could see him like watching Nick Mullins play with that wedding ring and being like,

that looks cool, except I want to do like a wedding, I want to wear a ring that says I'm married to the game. Yeah. Or some kind of verse or some kind of inspirational quote on it. That would be Robert Griffin. He'd have, he'd have an entire wedding where like he was getting married to the game. Yeah. All his groomsmen were like trees.

Yeah. And he's just throwing footballs at them for the, for the gram. So Nick Mullins takes the world by storm. And he is going to be a, shout out by the way to Joe Staley listener and also George Kittle who's having an unbelievable year who we big times in San Francisco. George Kittle. He's like one of these new breeds of tight end. They're fast and they're strong, but they're big, really big.

So I could see, you know, he's like fitting in the Travis Kelsie mold. Well he, yeah, big time. He's probably going to have to wear an arm, like a big arm sleeve or a brace though on his elbow. Yeah. Like Tyler Eifert started. Yes. Like Tyler Eifert.

And then in San Francisco, we were interviewing Joe Staley after the interview. He's like, Hey, George Kittle is a really big fan of you guys. You want to take a picture? We're like, yeah, sure. And then we took a picture and now he's like the, probably the second best tight end behind Travis Kelsie in the league. Sick bragging our part. Yeah.

But it was, but George, this is us saying, please come on the show now that you're bigger than us. Yes. To discuss. That happened very fast. It did. A little too fast. Yeah.

Our bad. Our bad. I liked, there was one play where McGlinche, the other recurring guest for that weekend, he got out, he got out in the open. I don't know if it's a screen or if it was just like a pass to the flat, but he was downfield like, I don't know, 30, 40 yards. And one of my favorite things ever in a football play is when a lineman is downfield just looking for somebody to block and they look confused and pissed off that there's nobody to hit.

Yes. And then like they start running into their own players. He's like, I'm just trying to find somebody to hit, but there's nobody here because the whole team quit on the Raiders. That's a true football guy. It is. Yeah. All right.

So we have a huge weekend of football. This might be my favorite slate. We've had both college and NFL. We're going to be in Baton Rouge. If you want to come say hello, we're going to be at the Buffalo Wild Wings on Saturday doing a little witching hour for the first games. I don't know. Why don't you look it up?

I forgot it. I forgot it. It's the one I think close to campus. Okay. Yeah. So come say hello. We're going to be there for probably an hour and a half towards the end of the first slate of games and we're then going to go to the game and we're very, very excited.

We're going to be in New Orleans on Sunday and I'm excited because I think I've been handicapping this game and I think Voodoo, I think when we land in New Orleans, we've got to put a curse on Bama. Okay. I'm down. So we've got to find a witch doctor, put a curse on Bama. Did you see what Nick Saban said? Yeah.

I don't know if that was a real quote. Well, I'm going to treat it like it's real for the sake of journalism. I can't imagine he said this. Yeah. 3260 Highland Road. There we go. That's where we're going to be at. Come say hello.

Good job, staff department. There we go. Just in time. I saw this Saban quote and my first thought was he shook because it doesn't sound like a Nick Saban quote. Saban was, it probably came from Clickhole. Yeah, probably. But they asked him what side he's going to choose during the coin toss at LSU if he's

going to kick or receive. He said, to be honest with you, I hope we elect to kick ass is what I hope we do. That's definitely, there's no way he said that, but maybe he did. If it's real, he's shook. He's got the Death Valley juju that's running through his veins. That also means he lets his players decide. Yeah. That's true.

There's no chance he lets his players decide. That's true. He might. He might be the one big smoke screen. It might be the one little thing he gives, like, hey, guess what, you get a scoop of ice cream from the start. You get to choose the coin toss. Isn't that fun?

It's a coin toss. It's fun. It's fun. If you're an elementary school teacher and you have first and second graders, if you want to tell them to clean up something, you don't say, hey, can you clean that up? Because they'll just say no. You say, hey, would you like to clean up the blocks or clean up the snack? Or the kid who has to pass out the milk, the Jim Harbaugh of the class.

Yeah, you give him a job and you give him two choices. Go ahead. You can go and choose it. Hey, tell you what, you boys have been really good this week. You've practiced nine hours a day. So I'm going to let you guys decide heads or tails. Yeah. Congrats.

What type of Gatorade you get to drink on the sideline? It's all yours. It's going to be fun. All right. So we have a huge slate. We're going to be in LSU. Come say hello to us at Buffalo Wild Wings. Let's do some NFL stuff, though.

So we have Hugh Jackson on the segment side because Hugh Jackson is doing a tour where he's trying to throw everyone under the bus, even though he's already thrown everyone under the bus and basically say that it wasn't his fault. So we'll get to that. But there's more fun stuff going in Cleveland because Freddie Kitchen is the coach. I love Freddie Kitchen. He's the offensive coordinator. Yeah.

Well, isn't he the interim head coach, too? No. Greg Williams is interim head coach. Are you sure? Yep. Okay. So Greg Williams, who had 11 jobs that were offered to him, four of which were just signed here.

Yeah. He said the people just wanted to hire him as head coach. He said sign here. He said, you know what, I'm not going to take this job. I want to just keep being a defensive coordinator for the Cleveland Browns. Did he specify that there were NFL jobs? I don't know. It could have been like high school jobs.

Yeah. They could have been anything. You also just could have been hallucinating. Yes. It's a wild time in Cleveland. So Freddie Kitchen's calling the place. Greg Williams being the interim head coach, even though everyone else wants him to be head coach and Hugh Jackson throwing everyone under the bus.

There's already a little bit of discord between Freddie Kitchen's or a guy. I mean, how can you hate on a guy with the last name Kitchens? No. It's wonderful. And Greg Williams. I don't think they're getting along big cat that might surprise you, but they asked Greg Williams, like if he was happy, if he got to pick his staff around him, he said, no, I didn't get to pick.

No. Who's going to be what? And if I want a friend, I'll get a lab. Yes. And he also, well, he said he'd buy a lab. He'd buy a lab. Might I remind you, please adopt. Spay a new to your pets.

Yes. We also have. Wait, I want to say one other cool thing that Freddie Kitchens did. So after Greg Williams said this. 11 jobs. 11 jobs and the part where like, no, I didn't get to pick my, my staff around me. Kitchens did his introductory press conference as the OC and then on his way out, he turned around and he went back to the podium and said, and I just want to clear something up.

If you guys were going to ask, I didn't turn down a bunch of jobs to take this. So you know what I like about that? He's basically keeping, you know, when a new head coach, when a coach gets fired, you're basically saying, okay, can we keep the continuity in the building? Well, Freddie Kitchens has done that by making sure the OC and the DC hate each other's guts. You know, he's like, you know what, Todd Haley hated everyone in this building. I had to come here and piss everyone off, make sure Greg Williams hates me. I hate him.

And we are often running. It's a culture. Yeah. It's a culture. I got iron kitchen or iron chef or Hell's Kitchen, Hell's Kitchen, Hell's Kitchen, where every ingredient is shit. Yes, exactly. So we also have, we're going to do our games and our picks, but I also wanted to mention

the nicest thing that's ever been said about Nathan Peterman, Vic Fangio, defensive wizard of the Chicago Bears. Someone asked about Nathan Peterman, who's starting for the bills on Sunday said he is a capable quarterback. That is the meanest thing you can say to someone while trying to give them a compliment. That's, well, you have a great personality is pretty bad too. He is capable of putting on a uniform and going out there. Listen, Nathan Peterman, I really like him as a friend.

Yeah. He's, you know what? He's like a brother to me. His name is easy to say. It is. He is currently on an NFL roster. He's tall-ish, right? Tall.

You think he's tall? Sit. I don't know. Sit. How tall is Nathan Peterman? He's got playoff experience. That's, that's the department. Get us the height of Nathan Peterman.

We're trying. We're fishing for compliments here. He seems like six foot two. Yeah. He played it pit. Oh yeah. Legendary offense there. That's cool that you could damn Marino.

So. Six-two. Six-two. Two-twenty-five. Well, two-twenty-five. So he's got good size. Nice. He's the same exact measurements as me.

Yeah. He hasn't set the record for NFL pick sixes yet. Yeah. That's true. He has not. I'm going to say most for the instructions and a half, but no, no, he hasn't picked sixes. So there are many pick six records that he currently does not hold the title. That he can attain for it.

And he's also, if you don't let him turn to the coaching staff and say, I got this. Yeah. Because he might. Vic Fangioz sure said, I really don't know if he's good or bad. I'll have to check the tape on him. Yeah. And then we'll figure it out quickly. But it was like the Bill Belichick when Bill Belichick gets in front of the podium and

he tries to compliment everyone. That was essentially what he did there. And man, he nailed it. I think Bill Belichick did say something about, oh, he said like Derek Anderson is a consummate pro and has been in the league for a really long time. I've been hearing his name for a few years, like a Baker's dozen coach, coach compliments when a player just sucks in a team just sucks and you're just like, you know what, they're there.

But either way, the Bears, this is still a trap game. I actually believe that Belichick means all his compliments that he gives because he's the guy that he'll look it up and he'll be like, okay, this guy, worst case scenario, he could beat us by this fluke that he's kind of good at. Right. And he'll obsess over that fluke. Week 14 in 2009, he actually had a decent third quarter. If he could put that all together, they could maybe be within 10 points of us.

Jake DeLome. Yeah. When we're playing against the Panthers, he, the passes that he throws running backwards with his left hand are very wobbly. So they're difficult to intercept. If he just goes back on steroids, allegedly, the entire Panthers team. Okay. Let's do our picks and the game.

So are we sure they're good? What game do you have here? I've got Pittsburgh, Baltimore. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Okay. No love lost. Yeah.

I actually like this. AFC North football. Yeah. Because it feels like whoever wins this, you're definitely going to come out of it being like, okay, that is the team to beat in the AFC North. My favorite word, the cat bird seat. They are on the cat bird seat. Whoever wins that game.

The Steelers feel like they've put it all together again. Doesn't it? Yeah. Ben, you never know. Never know. It's a road game. Yeah. He's going to wake up in Maryland and be like, this is not my state.

Although it's a road game against the Ravens. I didn't notify my probation officer before I crossed the board. Yeah. There's a lot of, a lot of paperwork I haven't filled out, but the Steelers usually suck on road games against teams they should beat. I feel like the Ravens, they actually take seriously. Yeah. They play down to their competition.

So am I, are we sure they're good? Chargers Seahawks. I'm excited for this game because the Chargers, now I like the Chargers where big Phil Rivers guys, but the teams they've beaten recently, I think it's like 49ers, Raiders, the Titans. Listen, it's so it's, it's, it's not a lot of good teams. Listen to John Greenery says it's hard to get a win in the NFL. Yeah. It's hard to win in this league.

So I think though the Seahawks, you circle them because this could be like the no one believes in the Seahawks entire year and they just start playing well again. It's tough to play in Seattle. Also Paul, Paul Allen, first home game since he passed. That's true. So there'll be a big tribute to probably his wife if she was still around will raise the flag. Oh man.

It's going to get not a dry eye in the house because it rains all the time in Seattle. That's good. It also gets very loud there. Yeah, it does. Okay. We have our loser leaves town. Give it to me. I have Detroit, Minnesota.

Oh, so do I. Yeah. Okay. Nice. So for that one, it's not so much who's going to be in the Catbird seat, but it's like who's going to be directly under the Catbird seat getting shit on by the cat or the bird or whoever it is. The Bears.

Is it a bird? They're number one in the NFC North. Okay. Yeah. But is the Catbird, is it a cat or whatever it is, it's Catbird. You're going to get shit on by an animal because you're going to be at the bottom. But this is definitely one of those games where you're going to find out quickly who season's kind of over.

Because if the Vikings go to four and four and they lose the Lions at home, big time question marks. To me, this feels like an easy Vikings win and it feels like Adam Thielen putting up like 147 yards to touchdowns. Oh, yeah. You want to keep going? Yeah. Well, I mean, there are only two players in NFL history.

How many catches? Calvin Johnson. And well, hang on. Let me rephrase this. There are two players in NFL history that have started a season with this many hundred yard games. Yep. It's Adam Thielen.

And do you know the second one? Calvin Johnson. Yep. How many catches? Is Thielen going to have? Yeah. How many targets? I'm feeling 13 targets.

Nine catches. Damn. Okay. And then we have our game of the week. We should just split this. So you go first. Wait. Who's your lose sound?

Oh, mine's the same. Lions Vikings. Yeah. Game of the week. My game of the week. So Rams and Saints. I actually like the Saints a lot in this game. Okay.

Just real quick. Trouble in Paradise. Michael Jordan. His game of the week. Yes. Who's the goat? Is Patriots against the Packers. I stand with Skip.

I thought that whole commercial was disgusting. Okay. But yeah. Rams Saints is going to be fun. Yes. Going to be very fun. And I don't know. It doesn't feel like forever ago that the Saints lost that game to the Bucks.

They're like a completely different team. So maybe a note to future self. Don't overreact to everything. And week one. It was week two. It was week one. It felt like it was a bigger game than it was. And they only beat the Browns by three in week two.

So it was like the Saints really stink. Yeah. I want to say the Saints, the Dome Magic might be coming back. For sure. No, the Saints, you've got to bet the Saints in this game. You know what happened? Ever since the ceremony with Drew Brees and the Dome, the Dome recaptured that magic. It's got the magic.

It had lost the magic for a while. You know why? They didn't party enough in that. No. It was Undertaker when he lost his streak. Oh, okay. Yeah. I was there.

It's been a bad night. It's been a bad couple of years as Dome-wise. Yeah. Saddest thing in the world that we saw after that, after the WrestleMania, whatever it was, what was it Hank? Like five years ago, WrestleMania, when Undertaker lost his streak and then you went to the airport the next morning and there was this woman with a Undertaker, the streak is undefeated sign in the airport waiting for her plane.

She still had her sign? Yeah. She still had her sign. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. You remember that, Hank? Well, that's a collector's item at that point. It's like the stamp that had the plane flying upside down is now worth a million bucks. It was bad.

It was bad. Were you guys a little bit jealous, upset that you weren't the gift that got created after the Undertaker lost, that it was the guy that was just making a face? We were too far back. Yeah. Although, that could have been you guys. No, there is a gift of me, instant reaction. Yeah, but you know, it's the gift when you're surprised by something.

That could have been you guys. And then we, so the Patriots Packers, that's going to be a great game. I feel like, I don't know, I feel like Aaron Rodgers. The Packers, I always just judge my NFL picks on which team needs to win more. You know what I mean? And the Packers, I feel like they need to win a lot more than the Patriots. Yeah. And they owe America, really, after that fourth quarter, where we didn't get to see Aaron

Rodgers try to make his comeback. They owe me several good Aaron Rodgers drives. They do. I don't need them. I'll pass on those. Let's do our picks real quick. I'll start. I'll go.

By the way, our picks were eight and one last week. Eight and one. Eight and one. Wow. Minnesota, Detroit under 49. That's my first pick. Okay. I like that.

My under is Atlanta, Washington under 48. Oh, I like that. So my nice segue, because my favorite is Redskins minus one and a half. Our words. The Falcons are eight and one in their last nine on grass. I don't know if you can call Raul John Grass. No, it's not close enough. Yeah.

It's a swamp. It's not turf. No. It's a litter box. It's a litter box is what it is. Yes. Yes. My favorite is Denver minus one home against the Texas.

So you're saving my pinky. Yeah. Nice. I'm riding high on the Texans, including myself. I've talked myself into the Texans are a legitimate Super Bowl contender. Yes. The amount of tweets I get, love gifts of people cutting off their fingers or like weird shit.

It's getting a little gross. I've entered the point. Like I've had such a bad, bad week and a half gambling on sports. Yeah. You lost Nick Mollins. Awful. That was, I think that's rock bottom, but I know I believe in myself that I can go so much lower.

Yes. But I've had such a bad week that I was so confident in the Texans that I'm totally fading my own brain right now. It's, hey, it works sometimes. It's not a bad strategy. Okay. My underdog is going to be the Saints. Like I said, plus one.

I can't believe they're plus one in the dome. Well, Rams got some of that magic. Yeah. Okay. All right. Plus one in the dome. That's my underdog. My underdog is the Jets plus three at Miami.

Okay. It's no longer Brocktober. Sam Darnold on the road. Sam Vember. Maybe they should put in Davis Webb. Davis Webb. Shout out Davis Webb. Love that guy.

I'm going to go to Green Bay, New England over 57. I'm just taking this solely because it's Sunday night and I have to take it. I'm going to bet it eventually. Yeah. I might as well make it mine. Do it now. Just bet it now. Yeah.

You might as well. My over is Kansas City, Cleveland, 51. Oh. I think Kansas City might do it on their own. You think Freddie Kitchens, now that he's got the keys to the offense. Yeah. They're giving the keys to the Corvette and everyone's waiting for the Andy Reed, Pat Mahomes let down game.

I don't think that it's happening this week. I don't. See, I could tell that it's already happened. You know me. I think I speak for you too. How do you figure? I think it happened in that Denver game when he did not play as well and Case Keenum had an open guy to win that game.

The one where he was completing passes left handed. You can survive a let down game. You can. I think that was kind of the mini let down game. All right. Well, I just, I love interim head coaches. I know you do too. Yes.

I think sometimes they should just be, every coach should be an interim head coach really in this league. But I don't see Greg Williams as an interim head coach. I see him as just a guy that thought he was a head coach for the entire year and then just kind of got the title. So I'm betting against my interim intuition. Breaking moves by the way. Breaking moves, the game is still going on.

I just pulled it up. Agent McCarron is in and it just says agent McCarron fumbles. So that's our breaking moves. It's all that sushi that he's been tossing around. Yeah. Agent hands all slimy. Agent. Roll tide.

Agent. No, do not say that. No, I'm saying that's. Yeah. That should be the name. No, but it's no. Agent is way better. Then roll tide as a sushi restaurant.

When you can do AJ and then, and then just mesh it with Asian. Wow. Hank, what's our breaking moves brought to you by? It's Thursday night or maybe Friday, so you've just moved past Halloween and are probably wondering what to do with the leftover candy, signs and costumes. Well, not the candy. Take him to the airport. The signs.

You've eaten the candy. But what about the rest? Chocolate milk has some tips to help you recover from Halloween. First, any sign that says boo, simply change the B to an M and you've got. Nice. That's good. Because while Halloween is only one to one to fuck you, or if you're in college three nights a year, celebrate cows every day.

Those mouse and cat ears, find a mouse or cat and give them back to their ears and give them back their ears lunatics because while you can only be a risque cat or mouse one or two times a year, they have to be one every day. But no matter what you do, did or if you are in college still doing this weekend, you no doubt ate a lot of candy and are headed back to the gym to work that off soon. And there's nothing like low fat chocolate milk after a tough workout. It shows that it helps rebuild and repair muscle better than traditional sports drinks and it can replenish and rehydrate better than water.

And it's our greatest tip of all. Check it out at BuiltWithChocolateMilk.com. Great job, Hank. Get a job. Great job. Do you have a pick for us, Hank? I do. It's the Chargers.

Plus one also sprinkle a lot on the money line. You can't say sprinkle on the money line when there's plus one. Yeah. So not even a money line. Just go on the money line. Plus 105. Fine. You know what?

Fuck the juice. Chargers, money line. Wow. Minus 105. What? You just said that they're underdogs. Plus one. They're plus one, but the money line is minus 105.

Okay. Doesn't make it. Yeah. Okay. I would not bet on that. Yeah, I mean. But then again. You're a sucker.

So bet on it. So definitely bet on it. Take it. Take it to the bank. Okay. I think I'm honestly like one for nine. One and 19 in my last 20. It's hard.

It's hard to win in this league. Told you that a million times. It's hard to win in this league. Unless you want to follow my MAC picks, they're five and oh, not to brag. That's too fancy. Fuck boy. Should we? Shall we?

Yeah. All right. Let's do it. Yo, what's up? This is Christopher Titsisaggy. I'm here to give you all the information you need for your fancy football weekend. This weekend. I'm starting Greg Olson.

Listen, we're not so different him and I except I wish he had recorded himself talking about his third leg and some outgoing voicemails to his ex-girlfriend like a real man. Instead of some hip hop song, a third leg. What is that all about? Nobody knows what your third leg's about. Keep that kind of stuff in the basement, pal. My, my sit, I'm sitting, pal. I'm sitting too hot.

That's right. I'm sitting too, too, too, too hot. Now that's disturbing stuff, folks. He's going to be getting down with the sickness of death, valley, flu. Biggest symptoms are your gut feels like you got run over in a dump truck. Fill the fed and genie alfredo. My sleeper, kill the two man. That's right.

Kill the two man. Kill the two hot man. Yeah. Guess what I'm sleeping? I'm sleeping left over Halloween candy. That's right. Big sleeper. No expiration date on that stuff, unlike fruits, veggies, disco music, all the crappy stuff

you don't want to consume. Little tip, you melt it down the microwave, you mold it into a little log, you re-freeze it. Now you got a poop candy bar. That's right. You got a little stinky Snickers melting your mother-in-law for a nice little revenge. There you go. There you go.

Wash it down with chocolate milk. Oh, big chocolate milk. What's up, boys? It's Marty McGillicuddy, Patrick's older brother. My stardom is Buzzcutt Kyrie Irving. He got a haircut. He had a little afro to start the season. Got a haircut.

Got his game back. Celtics are fucking rolling. Okay. Nice. Gordon Haywood had a nice little swoop going tonight. His hair is like a fucking Willis towel over there. There it is. My sit-em is the World Series Trophy.

Pussy ass piece of gold couldn't even take and hit by a couple beers without getting dented. I need my trophies to be a little tough on. Oh, are you telling me? Yeah, the last time I saw two beers messed something up like that, I was hanging out with Hank. Oh. Nice sleeper.

Lightweight. It's Taysum Hill. Pick him up at running back. Pick him up at quarterback if your league allows it and watch the points roll in this Sunday. Fuck Taysum Hill. I got Drew Brees in 19 of my 23 leagues. He's fucking my season up.

I love Taysum Hill. He's a fullback. He's a personal pop protector. He's Boston's T-Ball. Okay. This is Vito Fettuccino and my stardom this week is J.R. Smith. He wants to be traded. You want him.

I'm talking to you late because LeBron, you already got the island of misfit toys. You got your veil. You got Rondo. You got Lonzo. You got Lance Stevenson at J.R. Smith and you guys will get so fucking baked. Yeah. Yeah. J.R. Smith's going to make a sex tape while he's in the game.

Listen to this. This is my impression of J.R. Smith short up to L.A. I'm so fucking baked. All right. My sit-em. It's Todd Gurley. Fuck you, Todd Gurley. We don't fucking forget.

I'm sitting you in all my leagues. I know you're a stud, but you fuck me on the over. You fuck me once. You can't fuck me twice unless you pay for it. Todd Gurley, you're getting the pie. Learn your lesson. Fantasy football is an accountability sport. Sleeper.

I'm talking about sleeping an extra hour. Change those clocks. This is the jumper. What's it called? The jump ahead? It's a fallback. Fallback. It's a fall jump ahead.

Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back. Back.

Jump ahead. Back. So you're going to change your clocks. You're going to sleep a little extra. You're going to be refreshed for Monday morning. No more Sunday's scaries. You feel good. I feel good.

We're all going to sleep, except for us because we're going to be in bad rouge, and we're probably going to have a little bit too many cocktails. That's what I'm talking about. Kids these days talking about catching some L's. I'm more about catching some Z's. I'm going to use that extra hour of sleep to puke up all the wings and beer I drink on Saturday. Time is money.

Okay, fantasy fuck boys. Oh man. It's just really the jump back. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, we get an extra hour on Sunday I like that Hank. I do love it Hank. That's like it's basically save your life. Yeah, it's like a little mini vacation Yeah, it is for your sleep. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Um, okay shower to grind film you That's what I'm talking about if you really want it whatever really want it whatever kind of film you choose Yeah, if you really want it, uh, let's get to our interview with Daniel Cormier Okay, before we get to our interview with Daniel Cormier, we have another pick from Larry and another ad real quick It's Bud Light PFT. What's the what's the pick here? We're gonna do the Steelers and the Ravens okay that you can throw out all the records nice

So Steelers and Ravens and if you're watching this game You're probably gonna want to grab a nice cold Bud Light because that is our favorite beer football season You know it you got to drink a Bud Light you drink them responsibly you drink them tastefully you drink them satisfy those taste buds It's got everything Bud Light is game day's favorite light logger, and it's our favorite light logger too So if you're watching football this Sunday or Saturday grab a Bud Light famous among friends Bud Light our Favorite beer like I said, we're going to LSU this weekend and I'll be dabbling a couple Bud Lights because I love the taste and It is refreshing and Larry loves the Ravens. Okay, so Larry loves the Ravens PFT you have the next ad I will do the next pick. Let's do

Packers and Patriots by the way, I put five games out there on the dummy Packers and Patriots That's gonna be a good who's the goat as Michael Jordan would say Well big cat is having Larry makes it this pick. I want to talk to you guys about Buffalo Wild Wings You guys know I I love Buffalo Wild Wings. This is not any news to you if you're a listener I love them. I love going there. I like getting the spicy garlic in the the parmesan garlic It's not bad the blaze is good and then little salt and vinegar little dry rub spice things up a little bit There's no better place to watch football with friends than Buffalo Wild Wings

You got all the games wall-to-wall television Packers and Larry likes the Packers and you know what? I like is their $5 game-day deals. Listen, they sound like they're made up. They're that good Five bucks for 38 ounce pitchers of Bud Light Coors Light or Miller Light five bucks. Holy crap five dollar cheeseburger and fries five dollar brats and fries If you're Packers fan get you a brat five dollar select cocktails five dollar craft and import stalls Include Blue Moon Belgian white dosa keys like Unitas IPA and Sam Adams Boston Lager Five dollar cocktails include Bloody Mary's Long Island ice teas and mimosas traditional and Buffalo wings and boneless wings With 21 signature sauces and seasoning price and participation vary subject to restrictions limited time only

Okay, let's get to Daniel Cormier Okay, we now welcome on Lightweight or light heavyweight and heavyweight champion of the world of the world Daniel Cormier champ Do you like when people call you champ? I do because I said that when I shook your hands like what's up champ? It makes me like it makes me feel good I call people I hope people call me champ for the rest of my life because I do Boxers and like those guys even if the belt's gone. I say hey champ. Yeah, because you're the champ once you won the belt Yeah, yeah, you're the champ. Yeah the way it is. That's true

All right, so you have your big fight on Saturday night UFC 230 against Derek Lewis the black beast Let's start there. Are you a little worried? He's got some knockout potential and he's got hot balls His balls are gonna be much hotter come Saturday night The hand the hands are It's normal. Everybody punches hard, you know, I mean heavyweights can end the fight in one punch So it is what it is. You know, I mean, I'm not gonna lose any sleep about the fact that he hits hard Yeah, what about his cardio? Are you are you like cuz he's actually admitted? He's like not really work out. Yeah, he has injuries and whatnot. I'm gonna make him work hard. I'm trying to make him gas

I'm trying to make him gas. I want to do the visual I want to leave is seeing that big guy gasping for air as I'm finishing the fight That's the type of visual. I want to leave a Saturday. Okay, so he's got knockout power. You could punch pretty hard yourself What's the hardest you've ever been hit? The hardest I've ever been hit, you know, honestly like what a punch I haven't really been hit all that hard even When Anthony Johnson knocked me down and I fell I kind of slipped like I haven't really been hit that hard with a punch I I usually feel pretty good in her in regards to rolling with punches. Just moving just slightly a little bit not taking them completely clean

I guess This would be the hardest. Yeah, I got kicked hard. Let's kick me hard. I'm the one who kicked me You predicted it yourself. That was a hard one. Yeah, you said beforehand because he was like, I know his weaknesses And you're like, you know, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, leg kick, you know So here's the deal about that like he's trying to take credit for like that. I told you I was gonna be able to kick in head Dude, you do that kick 25 times over two fights, right? It got you one landed, right, you know, one landed I mean, it's like me. I kicked Josh Barnett in the head one time That doesn't mean that he has a glaring weakness with it, but I mean it just worked out that way

You know, he threw that kick and it's not I do I did dip a lot to the side So if you saw that great, but I didn't dip into the kick I actually defended the kick in the right way, but I guess that he was gonna kick me in the body and he kicked in the head So it wasn't that it the mistakes that I was making prior didn't even lead to that kick landing, right? Okay, so it doesn't even count Yeah, yeah, he's trying to get lucky. He's trying to take credit for like oh, I did this That's not what where are you with John Jones because that's one of the best rival reason UFC You know, obviously he beat you twice, but then he had hot piss twice. Yeah, so would you fight him again? I mean, I'm a competitor, you know, I at the end of the day, he won the fights and that's all I want to do is win the fights

So if that means fight him again, even if he's on the stuff, I mean you have to do it So yeah, of course, I want to fight him again. Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot We um, we talked to Jim Harbaugh coach of Michigan not too long ago and he told us something that was Oh Yeah, he is I'm from Louisiana. Come on. We're going down on Saturday. Are you yeah for Bama? I was supposed to go come come to Saints Rams on Sunday. I was supposed to go Alabama versus LSU with my boss from Fox, but I got the fight. That's messed up. That's like scheduling a wedding Saturday you don't schedule a fight

Tickets for the suite for the Fox suite. We'll do that. Yeah You just got him laying around tell you after how good it you want it. Yeah, we'll take it. Well, you guys take my boss Yeah, we'll take him. Yeah, sure. He's got a private jet We'll do it. You know, we'll live the weekend of Daniel Cormier. What you could have done if you didn't have to work We'll just FaceTime you the whole time. It'll be like you're there But Harbaugh told us he said the human body craves contact. It likes being contacted Is there like a small part of you that likes getting hit in the face a little bit not getting hit beginning people? Okay, yeah, that's quite a bit, you know, like that makes me I'm sparring there are pictures of me sparring and I'm

Punching guys and fighting with guys getting hit and I'm I'm smiling because I just enjoy like being in a physical altercation. It's just like what I've always loved to do That's why I've wrestled my whole life because it's me testing myself against somebody else trying to see who's better It's just where I strive in those situations. Yeah, so you got started as a wrestler You're you're really really good in college. What Oklahoma State is at it. Yes. Oh, congrats on the big win on Saturday Yeah, where do you stand on the less miles situation you a fan or not because he's a he's both He's Oklahoma State and LSU. I like him both, but I I mean, I don't I would not want coach to Go back to Oklahoma State. You got a good thing going on. I think it's fine. Yeah

Yeah, I think it's fine like I mean I think the fact that people are panicking because we had lost two games in a row Tells you the improvements that we have made as a university because when I was in a College my coach was Simmons Yeah, and a two-game losing streak was kind of like, well, it's not so bad, right? You know, I'm saying like like, let's just not get this thing to four. Yeah, right? We the whole time I was in college. We were like four and seven This was back when they only played like 11 games

But now we're winning 10 nine games every year So when they lose a couple times people panic and that's a credit to my gun, but also money, right? Yeah Building that Facility you ever get to that T-boon you get you get a little that T-boon drip every now and I met him I met him before and when I was still wrestling before the Olympics. I met him and you know, man The guy was the king of the university when you went overseas to wrestle you brought back some Cuban cigars or something to try to Hey, people, you know, don't forget about it Yeah, you know, you're rich. You know, you're a rich oil man when you got the first initial middle name thing going on

Oh, yeah, that's the man. That's how you can tell so it's like Yosemite Sam. Yeah So so you wrestle there and then you get into MMA later What was the biggest lesson you learned going from being a wrestler to now having to deal with you know punches and strikes that Getting feeling with punches and strikes getting kicked. I mean, man, the first time you get kicked It is the most insane thing you've ever experienced. You're like what in the world was that and the leg kicks up Yeah, but it's when they kick you in the stomach and you don't get your elbow down and it just crashes into your ribs You're like Right. Oh, your wind is gone like the first time for everything is just insane

The first time you get kicked the first time someone needs you as hard as they can in the belly The first time you get elbowed. You're like, oh my god, like all these things are like life-changing experiences. It's crazy Yeah, first time you kick somebody does that feel good. It feels good the first time you kick somebody in the head You like boom. Yeah, you should try to kick him in the head. I will one of these Do you think you think you can take it? Yeah, too short. Do you think uh me and big cat together could take you together? Yeah, no I'm all kinds of hell man. Yeah, you're like a little honey bad. I'm oh, yeah, that's right I'll go right after your nuts. I'd fish hook you. I would try to like I would probably take you out quick Hmm disagree or like a by blocker knee

I would go front kick head kick and after the kicks landing. I would turn and just boom Okay, then I'd sue you the four of us. This is hey, this is this is my choreography for a movie scene Okay, yeah front kick head kick as I'm spinning punch the right hand So what if it's the four of us in this room and we're all just like it's over. I take off running. Yeah We'll be keeping these belts Do you think so you're one of my favorite fighters and and I'm gonna have to phrase this correctly You don't have like a six pack. No, right Do you think people do you think people underestimate you because I love when you come in there?

And it's like you're going up against a guy who's clearly been just just doing crunches and barbell curls And then you just basically kick the shit out of them. Yeah doing their juice right like getting ready, right? You're the common man fighters. I'm just I'm like I'm like the dad. Yes. Somebody's dad. Yeah, and strength Yes, hey, this dude's wearing his shirt tucked into his sweat You have it's like every time I see you walking like what the hell this there's no way and then you just kick the shit out of someone Yeah, because because I can fight. Yeah Do you think that people underestimate you a little I think so? Yeah, that's that's why like Derek Lewis is telling everybody He's just knocked me out

Everybody has this idea that oh, he's small. He's chubby. He's not gonna be able to do this in the other But until they're in there even out Alexander Gustafson came out the other day and goes For a fat guy. He's got tremendous cardio. He goes. He doesn't stop. He just keeps coming and coming at that motor Yeah, hey look man Ever since wrestling, I've never been a guy that carried the most muscle, but the big muscular guys that thing just sucks oxygen Yeah, all those muscles good I'm gonna use that rest of my life. It just sucks oxygen. Yeah, and those guys they get tired and I love it I watch them to their under me and I put my hand on their face to like make sure they can't breathe

And I want to say stuff like I want to say stuff like huh six packs not helping you right? Yeah, those beach muscles You're better just going to the beach. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Are you afraid of anybody? No, no No, well the four of us you are yeah, not really ran out of the room I was trying to actually make you guys feel good about yourself. So you would kick the shit out of all I would start throwing shit at you I Like that. I like that. So you're so do you have a prediction for this fight? Yeah, I'm gonna submit the guy Second third round. What's better? What feels better knocking someone out or submitting them? I? Usually like the submission because what leads to the submission is just domination like just exhaustion like they start to

Find ways to get out of the octagon. That's my favorite, right with steep amulets I needed to knock him out because my hand was broken right after I hit him I wasn't allowed like well. I'm in he's a big ass dude. He sat in this seat right before that fight That's some big show. Yeah, he's got a big head. It makes him look bigger than he really is thick He's like concrete and you broke your hand. So you broke your hand with him. Did you know immediately like it was hurt? I was like, oh my hands hurt, but it hurt really bad once I left the octagon once the adrenaline starts to come down Yeah, it's going back to norm and my hand was normal, right? Saturday night Sunday morning by Wednesday. It was like three times the size. She's it swole so bad

It hurts so bad. It was crazy We're so the biggest, you know, you UFC 230 on Saturday night is the first big UFC since McGregor and Khabib you are part of team Khabib. So what was your take on the whole thing? You think McGregor crossed the line in I think both of them did I thought Habib shouldn't have smacked that kid in the hotel Yeah, I think Because the kid was doing an interview, right? And I mean, but these guys man, like I guess their culture is so different So I guess what Arton was saying is seen as very disrespectful over there, right? So then Habib is a man. He's going to approach you doesn't matter who you are

He'll approach and try to put you in your place Slapping him. Yeah, not good. I guess right Connor throwing the dolly not good Habib jumping the fence not good. None of it was good, right, but The fight started kind of in the dumps and it ended in the dumps. Yeah, but But it leaves you with this isn't finished and any time you can leave The fans with this isn't done yet It's a good thing because you want to see it again and you want to see it finish if they would have got up and Shook hands and hugged it was done

Because he beat him so bad right hell out of how crazy is it that he got beat that bad But you're not opposed to see the rematch and you're not opposed to see the rematch not for the athletic competition But for everything that happened That's a fight game. It's so insane because nothing should make you want to see a Rematch with the idea that it would be anything different, right, right? Well, you were there and you were Like your initial reaction was I got a hop in and help them. Yeah, were you in the scrum? I jumped a fence and my kid did too My kid crawled over kid. He's seven

My wife had to grab him. Your son your uncle probably kicked the shit out of me. Yeah, and then Not me. He thinks he can these would be everybody. I go. Hey, just cuz dad can fight doesn't mean that you He was telling me the other day a kid took a swing at him on the playground at school He said he ducked and said dude. What are you doing? I was like, man Ultimate my dad could beat up your dad. I need to stay away from fights, but you know, you may not end up good, but Then the UFC security took my kids back to the back because this place was insane boys, right? I mean, it was like a the roof was gonna explode from the Habib fans to the counter fans to everything that was happening It was it was a volatile situation. Yeah, and then after your fight

There was some noise that Brock Lesnar started to make yeah, and I heard I know you did some press and you said If he steps in the ring, I'm gonna slap the shit out of him. Have you got a call from Dana white being like hey, man We've had we've had enough of that. No, he hasn't I'm pretty sure I'll get it You'll probably tell me like hey come on you guys can't fight in there if he goes in there Right, does that piss you off a little bit that like he tries to make it WWE sometimes who Lesnar? No, not at all. It doesn't bother me You understand like cuz I think that was the craziest part about the Habib McGregor thing. I really like Yeah, I always I always give a little extra the

Habib it's the truth McGregor Yeah, respect that you say his name the correct he respects me The craziest part about it was people seem to get lost in that it was fight promotion And I think even a cabib got lost in the fact that it was different right. That's a difference whereas Connor was trying to promote a fight every time he said something like that Habib's like I can't stand his dude Right. He's like this is bullshit. You don't talk about someone's family But it sells pay-per-views and people are there it for better or worse Habib is a better fighter than Connor I don't think I don't think I think I

Think and I understand this is Connor's way of building he people pay for him But I think the fight would have sold regardless and I think maybe that's why he was uh, I don't know I mean Connor like Connor is a transcendent star and people people who don't watch the UFC Regularly know about him and want to tune in when he fights. Yes, just like Rhonda That's what comes but they have that it thing right but Rhonda It wasn't very slick with her tongue, right? She didn't do that, but she didn't have to right and I think Connor's at a point Now where I don't think he has to interesting I think he can just go fight and people will tune in right so it was already built up and

You should have saw the celebrities in that place man. Yeah, Josh DeMille the guy from Paul Walker, yeah, he was back. They're probably not What happened? Are we breaking the news to you? Yeah, they broke up. Yeah, they broke up But then he tried to get Draymond green to apologize to her so that he could score some brownie points with her because remember Yeah, Fergie did that national anthem at the all-star game last year. Yeah, everybody hated it And so Draymond was clowning. It's a long story, but you know, we're very in tune with pop culture. So so anyways

We talked we talked about this on Monday show. We had we had no idea what was going on Hank explained it all to us So, okay, okay, but you lit up After the second round he sat back and he was like cuz we were like talking before and I go Could have stayed in LA for this. Yeah, because this shit is not going to change Yeah, going to get beat and they just like but I mean the guys from the Migos They were just like, oh my goodness because we're all cheering for Habib, you know, like this is crazy because Connor has this persona of being bigger

Right anything we've ever seen and he's a fantastic fighter But matchup wise this is just a bad match. Do you think he could ever win a rematch? Like is there anything Connor could do to get to a point where he could beat that? It's a tough matchup man just because just because Habib doesn't get hit clean Right away to hit to get knocked out, right? He also has the ability to take him down and also he's in great shape, right? He's not gonna get tired

He's got decent enough stand up to like Not just get put to sleep. I mean You see so many guys get hit by Connor and they just go down, right? He hit Habib and it didn't have a crisp. Yeah Even the Diaz fight when he was hitting Diaz in the first round, he dropped him every time he touched him Right when he was hitting Eddie Alvarez. Oh my god. It's like every time he touched him He heard him but with Habib it didn't seem to have the same effect because I'd be so big and he wrestles bears And he wrestles and he's strong man like grappling with that dude. Have you you've

As a little dude, he's so strong for a little dude I'm like this must feel like torture for someone his size, right because I'm so much bigger than him Like this has to be so he could beat you in a fight. No He tortured you. He tortured you. It was torture. You just listen. Oh, you don't want to be in the octagon with him Listen, you don't it must be like torture for someone his size. Got it. Okay, right? That we're gonna take we're gonna cut that part We're gonna say you Daniel Cormier says it was torture to wrestle to grapple one time Habib was drilling with me on takedowns and And

He somebody was videoing it from the side and we were drilling he took me down and they showed it on Fox I go. Oh my goodness. Khabib. You gave him the video brother. No, I did not I would never I would never Would you rather fight against a guy that's a that's you know A good wrestler like you or a guy that tries to stand up for the whole fight Stand up guy Because then I could take him down right the good wrestler forces you to have to stand up because no matter How good we get in the stand-up wrestling is what got us to the show and we want to use it at the end of the day So if we can't use it makes it a little bit tougher. Yeah, how many you go ahead

What's your favorite type of submission to put on somebody? I like that. I like the rear choke Yeah, I like to choke your bar because I don't mind choking someone out and like putting them to sleep And it doesn't take very long. No, right the arm bar these guys may not tap and then you're forced to break it Oh, and that's someone's arm. No, I haven't that's why I choke people got it initially I told my manager. I saw somebody break their arm and I was like I was like if I get somebody in this Khmer I go am I gonna have to break their army goes if they don't tap you will I go to not don't want to learn it Right. This is like when I first started like a year in by the third year. I go ham ready to start learning

Yeah, boards and all bars because I could do it even though I prefer not to I try to choke somebody you ever choked Yeah, I've been choked one time. I was a grappling with Right in the octagon. No, I'm practice one time. I was grappling with Rockhold and he had me in a triangle choke when I first started and I like kind of woke up like He was looking at me like staring like smiling He had got me in a triangle and put me to sleep and Cain once put me to sleep with an arm triangle and I look over and he's like laughing like I'm like you guys suck Yeah, so bad. It's like when I first got there. I was like it's like 2009 10

I was like you guys suck because I don't know what I'm doing, right? But they were so good, right? So good now training at this point in your career All right, is there like you know everything? Is it just very routine? Like this is how I'm gonna go about it I don't have to just keep learning. Are you still learning new stuff? That's crazy. I'm still learning at 39 years old I'm still learning like and that's That's the beauty in in starting so late and not being doing it forever. I've been doing it for nine years. So It's awesome that I'm still learning and I feel like I'm still getting better Yeah, even this at this point how many more years you think you're gonna fight for I got two fights

I got this fight and then against Lesnar. That's it or are you worried about Lesnar's piss being hot? I am yeah every day that I don't hear anything is a good day for me Yeah, you know because he's getting tested all the time, right? So every day I don't hear something is a good day means that the fight so long So this one Lesnar and then maybe if John Jones gets back into what would he Dana let him back in he's already fighting Oh, he is I'm fighting December 29th for the belt got it. Okay, so that so then I'm gonna say it It's gonna happen, right? I would hope so. Oh man You're I mean you are you would be the like the people's

Favorite, you know what I mean? Like you have to if you beat him there. Will you retire right there? I mean, he would still be up to one so it doesn't really change much But not really because those two got taken away, right? You should be able to take this one. Yeah, just one got taken Oh, could you imagine? Yeah, could you imagine though at my age? Yeah, right? Even when we're all we were fighting all the other times could you imagine if I had I got the opportunity to do something wrong, right? I mean really like I would love to do something wrong Right to try to help me because I'm really not and I'm hurting all the time right, right? That should be the rule so John. So if you beat him in the third then the fourth you get to you get the juice

He doesn't you're trying to make me fight way longer than I want 45 fights. Yeah, 45. All right We have the I have a couple more questions seek each question promo code take put in promo code Take you at $10 off you go see Daniel Cormier Madison Square Garden Saturday night Are you excited to like this is a big big event because the UFC only got into New York City a few years ago? And are you like is this like a bucket list? It really is yeah fighting in the garden is a big deal I mean, it's the world's most famous arena for a reason the Mecca the Mecca of fighting the Mecca of sports It's uh, it's gonna be tremendous. I wrestled there in 2003 and now to get to headline it

It's unbelievable a a big big honor for me. You're going up against Bama LSU though. So Yeah, that's a tough one, but it's okay. Yeah, it's okay. You know, I mean people that's why people have two TVs That's why and you that's why you have T-vo too. Yeah True actually by the time you get on the game will be over. So you're good game will be over by time We fight. Yes, we won't fight till probably about 11. Yeah, 12 if LSU wins will you come out to neck? The band playing that so that's not your dick bitch. I got your dick. No, I've never heard that That'd be it man. I don't know if they would let you probably not crazy You get do you get like the nervous shits in the nervous piss before you go out?

I get nervous when I get to the arena every time So I have to go into the like the bowels of the arena like right at the entrance like where the crowd is And I have to like taking the energy from the arena Mm-hmm. I have to stand there and do this like breathing exercise and like take it all in But the moment they tell me okay DC is time to walk and they come get me out of my dressing room I just get this bolt energy like man. There's no way and nowhere in the world. I'd rather be. Yeah, this is Awesome, so when you fight against a guy like John Jones, that's like it's two completely different body types Right. Yeah got these long arms. He looks you know remember that video game Dawson Street Fighter awesome

Yeah, Dawson. Yeah, the guy with the elbows that could hit you from across the screen How do you close the gap on them? I just move forward and that's another reason are you but when you're moving forward? You're like, I know I'm gonna get hit while like here's that's the problem like and that's another thing man when it comes to like that rivalry It's like man if there were going to be issues and controversy You would think it would be by me because I have all the physical disadvantage, right? He's six four. He's got 84 inch reach 511. I've got 72 inch reach. He's 29 and 30 I'm fucking 40. It's like you have all the physical advantages, so it should be me You've naturally steroid. Yes, it should be me actually trying to do things wrong to catch you

Why are you the younger guy doing these things? It's like that's what makes it so disappointing But yes, like you know, you're gonna take shots to get into him because Of the length and of the range, but the punches aren't very hard when it comes to Jones the kicks in the knees are what about the Trash talking you guys have gotten into some serious No, it's not even trash talk this this this is personal right like you would think that if there was going to be an after-fight brawl Would probably have been by right because it's so bad I guess there there are enough brawls by us and like everywhere else right if you saw him If you saw him on the street when you walk out of here right now

Is it fade on site? We would start to argue and probably get separated. It's just happened. It's just no matter. What like How do you change the history right? It's always been like that right? Anything different. Yeah, is does that actually give you an advantage though when you're fighting against a guy that you genuinely? Dispies or is that kind of like one of those things where you do things that you normally wouldn't do and might get caught It's worked in both ways for me. You know the first time I fought very emotionally and and Got tired in the second fight. I didn't fight with emotion and the fight was going well, but then I got kicked It's like so what I fought better your rematch. Yeah, you're weak. It's the kick the first the first fight

You know, I thought the rematch was better, you know because We were going tit-for-tat as we did early in the first fight I was like, man, this is going really good, you know, and then I missed the kick Yeah, are you always at the guard like someone gonna throw a punch at you or something? No, no, no, never You think you'd have got me if I wanted to grab your weakness my leg kicks Is that side? I read that at one point you cut so much weight that you went into kidney failure. This was before the Olympics Yeah, well, I cut a lot of weight, but then this was down to 211 pounds, but then

When I started fighting I went down six more pounds because then I understood weight management a little bit better and Had a little more money to hire like a nutritionist and everybody else Thank you for helping us understand the dangers of dieting. Don't talk about that enough That's why I mean big cat. I like to do it. Well, no I like to stay fat because if you have muscles it takes more oxygen. It does take off takes more oxygen, right? You go play basketball or something. Yeah, that's how I hurt my back. Yeah, you go play basketball You're much better than a strong. Yes, exactly. He'll get tired. Thank you. This is like I need you just walk around behind me all the time. Don't worry. You're doing great champ. I'm the advocate for the big cat. You're not tired champ. All right

My last question. It's how bad does it hurt? Okay leg kick to the shin One to ten leg kick to the shin. Yeah, doesn't hurt very bad. Okay. It hurts a little but not too bad To yeah, maybe like it's it also hurts the other guy, right? It hurts the guy kicking worse than it hurts. Yeah, okay How about an arm bar? That hurts really bad. Okay, um Six okay, because they don't finish it. Okay, if they finish it, it's a 10. Yeah knee to the face That's about a knee. I got me bad by Gustafson. Okay, and then what about my last one is you know when you When you got someone down or say someone's got you down and they do like the little rabbit punches

They're just basically like this and then the announcer always says Those don't those aren't really like strong punches, but they're adding up They add up. Yeah, because then when you look at the punch stats, it seems like you're way ahead So like no, but in terms of damage, so like 50 rabbit punches. How much does that hurt? Five okay, because I always if they're just small little ones like that, but I think that's just Our friend John and it uses it because he's like I have nothing to talk about here So I'm just gonna say but they can't help like if when Brock Lesnar was rabbit punching Frank mirror His Frank mirror face was beat like it was all purple and blue. It's a matter of who's doing it

And by the way, I mentioned John and this guy's the best in the business Yes, he is this guy's the best in the business. Yes, and I'm excited that he re-upped his contract. Yeah, everything he got paid He got paid John and Millie's John and it gets millions And John listen John makes a million dollars or more and Listen, he makes all that money and he lives in Florida pays. No state

So you tell John you guys should tell John. Yeah, all that state tax that you would pay should go to the friend fund I like that. There you go. It's fun. Yeah, what happens after a fight. Do you party still or no? I did after I beat me. Oh, it's a little bit But this just was too many people yeah when you went a big fight like that and you have an after party man So many people are there that you can't stand you can't move. Yeah, it's almost pointless Do you have a sore maybe? Yeah, how long does it take? How long does it take to like come down from a fight? Are you up till you're up all night? Yep till like five o'clock in the morning just laying in bed You just said you weren't that sore. Did you have a broken hand my hand hurt?

Okay, that's like my hand was hurting but like everything else was fine. Yeah, clean. That's clean. All right. Well, good luck You have C2 30. I'm not gonna say it, but steep a did sit in that seat before he fought you Well, you're sitting in that seat before you fight the black. Why the fuck did you guys bring me here? I just put it together. Don't we got to get black beast in here before you please hurry up Here tomorrow no pants, we'll do it get him here get him in here is weak shit. Okay. All right champ. Thank you. Thank you boys That interview with Daniel Cormier was brought to you guys by Lisa and well I'm reading this ad Larry's going to make his fourth and final pick This is the game of the afternoon the national game. It is the Saints and the Rams

So two best teams maybe in the NFC, we're gonna. Yeah, we'll just go with that What the hell and while Larry Larry is making his pick I want to talk to you guys about Lisa Lisa mattresses give you a quality night's sleep and a quality night's sleep helps you recover from distractions faster Prevents burnout you make better decisions you improve your memory and overall you make fewer mistakes when you're well rested It's not marketing. This is science to design better. Okay. He likes the Saints. I love it Big easy. Let's say the bantam roulette Larry to design a better mattress Lisa leveraged 30 plus years of Experience in hundreds of hours of testing aka science to develop the perfect mattress for all body shapes and sleeping styles

Lisa's mission is to provide a better night's sleep for everybody through their 110 program They donate one mattress for every 10 that they sell that's more than 26,000 mattresses and counting Lisa strives to leave the world a better place than they found it But that doesn't stop with mattress donations. No, no, no, no, no together with the Arbor day foundation Lisa plants one tree for every mattress They sell and they're committed to planting 1 million trees by 2025 Don't miss these summer savings get get 160 bucks off a Lisa mattress at Lisa dot com slash barstool That's a hundred sixty dollars off a mattress Lisa dot com slash barstool. Okay, let's get to some segments First up we have Saber metrics PFT. You have Saber metrics

From Bryson DeCimbo. I do Bryson DeCimbo. Oh, huh, huh, huh. He's a PGA tour golfer Okay, he has decided of course he is that this year he will be leaving the pin in when he putts So most people when they're putting when they think they have a chance to make a board they asked to remove the pin He is keeping it in respecting the flag I love it letting old glory fly high because he says well some tournaments He'll keep it in and some he won't depending on the coefficient of the restitution of the pin What an asshole what an ass this is also the guy who wears the little Scali caps too. Oh, I didn't know that yeah He's an ass. Okay, they should have retired the Scali cap for a paint steward. Yeah, exactly and everyone in Southie

Mm-hmm. Yeah, if you make it to the well, you grew up in Southie. You don't see grass really You can't be a golfer right but Bryson DeCimbo. I'm just gonna say you're an asshole. Yeah I I feel confident in that I feel confident in saying that I'm gonna say it with some strength Hold on Bryson DeCimbo, you're fucking asshole Unless he was just saying it to piss off Patrick Reed because he knows Pat gets angry at syllables that like words that have More than three syllables in them. That's true. You don't want to see Patrick angry imagine Patrick Reed like listening to this Trying to figure out what he's pausing imagine dragons. Yeah, and then listening to it the thunder the light The fuck yeah, go efficient. So what he said fuck this guy. Did you just call me a name?

What if I'm gonna steal his wallet? Oh? We have a well actually you also have to introduce this PFT because I will not okay. Yeah, so well actually I will not I will not we we all watch Derek Rose. He had 50 points burger. So he's back Burger MVP back to his old form. Mm-hmm. Well Jalen Rose. Is he is any relation to Derek Rose? I don't think so. Okay. Same last name. That's weird. He tweeted this out for context D Rose took a league high 635 dribbles scoring is 50 Clay did 56 for his 52. So that just means Derek Rose works harder No, it means Clay Thompson is more efficient

He is a millennial and he just sits around and lets everyone pass him the ball. Clay works smarter. Well, Derek Rose works hard Can I get serious for a second? Yeah, do you need to do this song to do that was awesome Derek Rose I loved it. It was cool. It was cool because he I never thought I thought when he disappeared last year remember that random time when he just like just disappeared every year Yeah, but nobody actually disappeared and I was like, where's Derek Rose? That's kind of weird I thought that was it for him and the fact that he was able to come back and Put it put up 50. I never would even thought he put up 30 put up 50 a night when Jimmy Butler was out for general

Soreness, which is actually kind of stolen valor of Derek Rose because that's his whole career has been general soreness Yeah, but Jimmy Butler then put up an Instagram was like I've known since day one that this is like this guy can do it It's like well, Jimmy you forget like you basically Like hated each other at the end of the bull stuff. So I did forget that Derek Rose was gone girl. That was it That was a wild week. Yes, trying to figure out where yes, he was so it's cool that he's back It's cool that it means there's always like the the classic when you watch sports and you have the what if like Marcus Dupri Or even Grand Hill like these guys if they get injured if they don't get injured if their body doesn't portray them Yeah, what could they have been?

I hope Derek Rose can continue to be good to kind of like take away some of the what ifs in the preseason when Robert Griffin was Throwing, you know, he looked like an NFL. Yeah, another one felt the same way I was like I want him to succeed right even if it means that he has to take some weird Instagram pictures Right, I want him to be back the league is better place when these guys that you that we like developed an emotional attachment to way too soon We're you know, what we were we're like the crazy ex-girlfriends. Yes that like that's super super attached But there's some of you said Robert Griffin's a perfect example There's some of you said about the guys who like there's guys that get out of the league because they're you know They just weren't cut out to play in what are in professional sports

They didn't put in the time they didn't put in the effort whatever whatever the reasons may be But then there are guys who have all the talent in the world and their body literally just betrays them and those guys You got a root for yeah verbal meme the guy walking with a girl looking back at the girl The guy is me the new stable relationship that I'm in is Alex Smith and then I'm looking back at our G3. Oh nice. Yeah, wait I remember this RG 3 through a touchdown on three for four passing in a preseason game Damn that line. I'm looking down damn. Yeah, all right. We have our new segment. Hugh boy Hugh boy, so Hugh Jackson we mentioned him at the start of the show

He is an all-time putz and he has now done an interview Essentially saying it wasn't his fault. He needed more time Let's get back. Let's get some quotes from these this interview because it was a wild one He he said what do you say? He said he wanted basically every good quarterback. He said three draft Yeah, he said he wanted to draft Pat Mahomes. He wanted to draft Dishon Watson and he wanted to draft Somebody who went number two. I forget who the who the third one was It was Dishon Watson Carson once Carson Wentz. That's right. He actually said Carson Wentz really impressed him in the interview

Yes, and the only reason he didn't draft him is because he wasn't allowed to because they were doing Baseball Saber metrics that year in Cleveland. He also said I gotta assume that he No, he definitely didn't know that they were going to be doing that when he went there, right? No, that wasn't okay He also said that he was blindsided by the decision to fire him after winning three games in three years two and a half years Well, he was blind. He didn't have enough time. He was blindsided. He also said that he didn't understand I think it was he didn't understand where the noise was coming like he heard the noise from outside the locker room and You know from the media Which is funny because Hugh Jackson was actually the one who started the noise by saying he was gonna take the play calling back

Yeah, so the whole Todd Haley versus Hugh Jackson. He created that but that's a class of cute thing He creates things and then he says I don't know where it came from. Can I make a prediction? Yeah, I think at some point in the next several months moving forward here We're going to hear an interview with Hugh Jackson where he says I was fired because I wouldn't fire Todd Haley. Yes Yes, that's the next I stood by my guy. Yeah, yeah, exactly I don't know if I can say who told me this but there's somebody in the biz who says that he or she wrote something about Hugh being like the best self-promoter in the world. Yeah, and He actually got an email from Hugh Jackson and being like can I call you and he called him and

tried to convince The person that why he wrote about him being the best self-promoter was wrong So he was actually self promoting to convince him that his self-promoting take was incorrect Unbelievable. He also the interview was so clear that he was just the only reason he still had a job It's because he was like best friends with Jimmy Hazel. Yeah, and John Dorsey was like this guy sucks And it's so funny because the NFL, you know as much as you want to pretend that it's about winning and losing It's actually just about who can get in with the owner best Yeah, GM or the coach Jimmy Hazel and Hugh Jackson were junkyard Jerry Jones and Jason Garrett

Yes, and so he was like Jimmy's best friend a shady billionaire that actually gets caught a lot of bad jokes Yeah, exactly. I actually want to see Hugh stick around in the media a little bit more I think we're gonna get that opportunity because he's gonna be on first take first take. Yeah, so I Yeah, that's gonna be amazing him debating whether or not they should have fired him. He's gonna blame someone He's probably gonna say yeah, they should have fired He's gonna try to get the public on his side. Yeah, they should have probably gonna say if Tyra I didn't get hurt. He probably would have still had his job Bakers not that good. You know he'll do bullshit like that. He'll take the side

Yes, they should have fired me just so that he forces Stephen A. Smith to debate him and tell him to his face Yes, why he shouldn't have been why I should have been fired. Yeah, that's actually very smart I would also like to see Hugh get involved. We're seeing a lot of political ads during these football games I don't know if it's like across the country or are just everywhere every single ad is for somebody running for office I would like to see Hugh Jackson and other unemployed football coaches But mainly Hugh do political ads for himself of why he should be hired to coach your football team. I mean God damn it. That guy. What an idiot. He's a putz. I mean, he's a putz the the hard knocks

Video that was going viral again where it was basically him Him not listening to anyone in the room and being like listen guys I'm I'm the head coach like and and in doing the shitty boss thing that everyone's had this boss where they say Oh, I alright does anyone have any ideas does anyone want to like add something this conversation and everyone's like no Why would I do that because you're just gonna shoot me down and then be like, okay? Well, I tried I tried to open the dialogue here guys listen doors always open doors always If you say something you're an idiot, I won't listen. Yeah. Well, here's here's why I'm not gonna do that I've been on your side. Yeah, and I've had that same thought but guess what? I'm the boss. Yeah, and you're dummy

Yeah, that's that's the key to a really bad boss who makes decisions just because they're the boss Mm-hmm when they just say I'm the boss and you can't do this. Yeah All right, and by the way, that's I'm sure people are gonna be like oh shots fired shots fired That was not Dave. Well at all. Well, I wasn't thinking that no, you know people are gonna say that he actually lets us do whatever Fuck we want whenever the fuck we want. It's actually a little crazy sometimes the how much we get We are going to LSU Bama. Yeah, we're free-range kids Yeah, we are we we are we have been let out to pasture and just can do whatever we want Yeah, we've got a nice little set of wild dogs and munch on it

Yeah, like oh you got an idea to go buy a van and just drive around. Okay, cool We didn't tell anyone that when we bought we just said we're gonna buy it with our own money Well, we said it out loud to ourselves so that way there's a lot enough That's like we told everyone. Yes. Yeah, it was just big cat and me talking across the desk exactly All right last up before we get to Hank's grab bag We have respect the biz the ultimate respect the biz Matt Patricia in a press conference this week Turned to one of the reporters who asked him a question and Said just kind of sit up just like have a little respect for the process ask the question professionally

So essentially called the person the reporter they said they had bad posture. Yeah Matt Patricia who's always dressed beautifully Yes. Yeah, he's he takes pride in his appearance Matt Patricia. I listen. I'm gonna side with the guy that looks like Charles Manson dressed up like Mike Tice for Halloween. Yes and put a pencil behind well I was gonna say I think like he is he's trying to do the bell check thing. Yes That's what he's doing. This is like Cardinals said number one when you go somewhere else is you try to do what Bill did Except you haven't done what Bill's done But you still try to do it, but you still try to do it because that's what you know also shout out to Matt Patricia for being a head coach and giving

Fat guys everywhere with terrible beards good Halloween costume. Yeah, literally just throw on a lion's polo and a backwards hat Uh-huh and a pencil and a pencil. It's very cheap very cheap to do I'm but you don't tell a journalist not to slouch. Yeah, we slouch by by nature Yes, you don't tell a bird not to sing you don't tell a brook to stop. Yeah, running Yeah, you tell blogger to get out of his mom's basement. Yeah, listen. This is what we do man. We do this. All right, Hank grab bag Let's do it got some woes. We got some explain it to Hank's okay first. Whoa is almost 3% of the ice and Antarctica is actually penguin P Whoa, how much of a penguin jizz? Well, you wouldn't be able to tell this is white. How do you know? Have you ever been nutted on by penguin? No, I'm assuming they're not white

Right, we don't know actually most animals. I feel like they don't they only jizz inside of Females nice. Yeah, you know like Yeah, no, they're Paul game real weak they're just jizzing everywhere I'd assume this was that's a fish do man Yeah, you ever seen a fish nut nut. Yeah, just sprays it all along the floor. No, those are for the eggs No, they go spray and pray. Yeah, then the eggs like all build up. Okay. Well, I was nutting called nutting because it comes Yeah, it comes from your nut nut, but back to the penguin piss So but like my pee doesn't freeze When I pee there's like steam that comes out, right? Is that your pee evaporating go in becoming a cloud? Yeah

So what you eat? Maybe penguin piss. It's just colder. Yes. So from now on I'm gonna say he's got penguin piss running through his veins Yeah, ice water. Okay, so we're all drinking penguin piss is what I got from that Where are all the speakers for the doorbell located? I Don't know. Yeah walls my dog thinks it's in the TV. I Mean there's a box in my apartment, but that's are you trying? I'm assuming you're talking about a house We live in New York, so we don't live like normal human beings. We're fucking animals. There's a boxer like a chime on it Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I haven't been in like a house in a long time

I assume there's a guy that like when he's building the house like hides those speakers. Yeah, he builds them in built-in speakers That's what they're talking about surround sound bows What is the international governing body of clocks like who or what is responsible for determining the actual time that's a good question I'm pretty sure it's the king of England. That is a good question. That would big Ben the original the well fun fact I learned this last week Big Ben is not the name of the clock. It's also injured. Yeah, big Ben is the name of the bell Inside the clock. It is a fun fact. Yeah Normally bell stays away from big Ben in the NFL. Yeah, that's true. That's another fun fact about it

But yeah, I don't know I god. No, I think it's where where's the international date line? It's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Oh, it's not in the middle. What's the primary Indian? That's that's where I think like time starts the king of England was like Yeah, we go by our time the British time got it proper time. Okay, that makes sense We didn't answer that question at all, but I thought I'm just gonna stick with God is my answer the Raiders lost 34 to 3 That is almost covered shit kicking Wow, are you able to think of nothing? No, I

Just tried and I was just thinking of nothing. Yeah, like I was thinking of the word nothing. So yeah, I guess I was is that meditation Yeah, that pretty much is so yeah, so well some people are really good at lying about saying they can think about nothing, right? Some meditation is right. I'm not even thinking about you trolls Yeah, what if somebody's living rent free in your head or are you thinking about nothing since they've rented your space out? That's a good question. That's a good question Dippin dots the ice cream in the future Yeah, how's 20 years? How does it work? I think it's just little ice cream balls. It's just tiny ice cream

It's a bad. Whoa. Yeah No, I'm not blaming you Hank. No, I'm blaming the first doesn't make sense. Yeah All right We did you ask that that was yours wasn't it? No, no you that was an explain It's on the list. No, it's on the list. I was absolutely I know all about it. Got it. So you explain dipping dots to us We know you don't it's a delicious treat that for whatever reasons only sold at like amusement parks and baseball and select Baseball and like random arenas. Yeah

The ice cream in the future it's because they keep you wanting hard but want to put them in your mouth and freeze You know, it was a real crock of shit astronaut ice cream Fuck astronaut ice cream. Remember when they just sold it? They sold like it was just a basically Dehydrated pieces of strawberry and they're like, hey, this is what the astronauts eat up in space buy it for $20. Fuck that That was such a racket. Whoever did that. I hate you. Yeah, it wasn't cold. It wasn't ice cream. No It was just yeah, it was a wafer. It was a gross way. It was like you were eating styrofoam. Yeah But you thought it was cool because you're like, oh i'm an astronaut right now

Same thing with tang really. Yeah, tang with the astronaut's drink. Well kicking the glass. Yep, tang and in the pouch That's what I used to say when I was a kid and then I'd kick them in the balls To my to my friends. Would you assault your friend tang? It's a kick in the glass and in the pouch and then that's fucked up You know kids being kids. So I guess that's what you do in situ. Um If trees absorb carbon dioxide and release oxygen, why can't we just plant more trees and solve global warming? Well, that's actually a good strategy. If you buy your lease of mattress, they will plant a tree. Oh, good call pick Yeah, all right last one. Uh, what causes cell phones to vibrate? When you're horny

Interesting, do you mean like what inside the cell phone? I was there like a little guy. Yeah, he just shakes it playing the drums in there cell phones are wild man When you think about it when you really start thinking about it when you stop thinking about nothing and you start thinking about cell phones They're wild. Mm-hmm. They are wild like you're connected You ever get the uh the phantom vibrates? Where you could swear that your phone was vibrating and then you reach down and it's just like it's nothing and then you feel like I've got a real problem Because you imagine going back to your like like 12 year old self and being like hey at some point

You're going to carry around a little pocket computer in your in your pocket and you're going to be able to masturbate to it That's wild. Yeah, I mean honestly, that's that's like heaven to me when I was 12 years old Like hey, you won't have to wait up till midnight to watch blurry spice channels Wait, you can order pizza and jerk off using the exact same thing Yep, and put in your bets that we'll probably lose. You know what the original cell phone was just your mind You could do all those things with your imagination. That's true. That's true. All right. That's our show. We'll see everyone monday We will have a full recap from bamma Lsu also if you're thinking about who you want to root for in this game. Let me just say this

If lsu were to win this game on saturday night There is a small possibility A certain coach could be on the show on monday Go target. Love you guys Jutain Oh Martin had a dream Martin had a dream

Kendrick half a dream All my life I want money in Paris. That's my mind or die from last year I pray my ticket biggest the apple town so I could fuck the world for 72 I would got them a bit amazing. They're my mini nations. My mind is living on cloud nine and this nine is never on vacation Start up that Maserati is going through my ration popping pills in the lobby and I pray they don't find their naked And I pray you niggas is aging shooters go as the Judas jesus christ if I live life with my knees Ain't no need to do this park it in front of ludus next to that church is chicken Are you pussy's that loses all my niggas is winning screaming all my life

I want money in Paris. That's my mind or die from last year I pray my ticket biggest the apple town so I could fuck the world for 72 I would got them I got bitches Them I got bitches them I got bitches wifey girlfriend and mistress All my life I want money in Paris. That's my mind or die from last year I got 25 light on my dresser. Yes, sir Put fire to that ass body cast on the stretcher and her body got that ass that a ruler could measure And it made me come fast, but I never get embarrassed and I recognize you have what I've been wanting

Since they record that a dean that I would have I'd be faster when pressure she rolling I'm holding my scrotum imposing this voice here. It goes there. So fuck y'all that goes in and all my life I want money in Paris. That's my mind or die from last year I pray my ticket biggest the apple town so I could fuck the world for 72 I would got them I got bitches them I got bitches them I got bitches wifey girlfriend and mistress All my life I want money in Paris. Respect my mind or a nigga it's go time I roll and don't want to feel drunk and I run and hope with a boutonis

I really race with a bouquet. They say can't you go marry moms? B.I.A.G. No way, B.I.A.G. No way, B.I.A.G. No way, B.I.A.G. Okay, enough of living life to find and fulfill you even if I'm blind I can tell you who what we wear how to sell your game right on time B.I.A.G. Go play, B.I.A.G. Go play, B.I.A.G. Go play, B.I.A.G. I'm the light out there killing everything from pussy to mothers What give me a way to cheat pussy poppin' and I got options like an auto Kua'vi, C-O-M-P-T-O-N, I win them all at your defeat

C-O-M-P-T-O-N, my city mobbing in the street All my life I want money in Paris. Respect my mind or a nigga it's go time I pray my ticket biggest the apple town so I could fuck the world for 72 I would got them I got bitches them I got bitches them I got bitches I might be don't really miss you all my life I want money in Paris Respect my mind or die for less y'all Let it run, I'll leave Martin had a dream Martin had a dream Kendrick had a dream

Take on me, take on me Take on me, take on me You