Pardon My Take - Week 18, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Packers Are Dead, Jags Win The South, Who's Back And Billy Went To The Bottom Of The East River

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

Week 18 and we recap every game starting with Fastest 2 Minutes (00:00:00-00:12:32:09). We taped the first half before Sunday Night Football so the Packers died halfway through the show. Jaguars 20, Titans 16 (00:12:32-00:22:55) Chiefs 31, Raiders 13 (00:22:55-00:31:10) Dolphins 11, Jets 6 (00:31:10-00:39:45) Bills 35, Patriots 23 (00:39:45-00:47:29) Bengals 27, Ravens 16 (00:47:29-00:55:23) Steelers 28, Browns 14 (00:55:23-01:00:03) Texans 32, Colts 31 (01:00:03-01:04:50) Vikings 29, Bears 13 (01:04:50-01:11:24) Panthers 10, Saints 7 (01:11:24-01:14:51) Falcons 30, Bucs 17 (01:14:51-01:17:10) Lions 20, Packers 16 (01:17:10-01:25:34) Seahawks 19, Rams 6 (01:25:34-01:32:54) Broncos 31, Chargers 28 (01:32:54-01:36:14) Eagles 22, Giants 16 (01:36:14-01:41:59) 49ers 38, Cardinals 13 (01:41:59-01:47:22) Commanders 26, Cowboys 6 (01:47:22-01:54:41) We finish with who's back of the week and we wrap up with Billy going to the bottom of the East River. (01:54:41-02:21:22)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week 18 of the NFL, we start the show, we do the one o'clock games, and then we took a break so we can watch Sunday Night Football. So Aaron Rodgers is dead, the Packers are dead. We'll get to that halfway through the show, but we're going to recap every game, fastest two minutes.

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So thank you to Coors Light, Coors Light's our best sponsor. Okay, let's go. It's part of my take, presented by Barstool Sports. Part of my take, presented by Coors Light, today is Monday, January 9th, Week 18. We start in Duval for the AFC South Super Bowl, where your best ability is Vrability as coach turned to the Pasternaut, Josh Dobbs, to try to launch the Titans into the playoffs. Tractor Cito, exposing your D like you're wearing Speedos, punching people in the face like he's Chocolito.

Tractor Cito, the game flipped late when Rashawn Williams Scott Jenkins said, dude, where's the ball? As Josh Allen scooped his strip sack and took it for six, the Jags are officially Jagging off as Jacksonville is hosting a playoff game, most likely 430 on Saturday afternoon, Jags 20, Titans 16. Octobufalo, where with a heavy heart, the NFL World came together for Gamar, and the opening kickoff is a turn by Wynum, Dynum, Naheen Hynum to give the Bills an early lead. The game went back and forth, switching back and forth, back and forth, as Devonte Peter

Parker's hands were sticking to the balls for two scores, but Stefan Siggs looked really fucking cool smoking the Patriots secondary. Speaking of smoking, Bill Clinton Belichick tried his best to score, but the Buffalo Bills will be saving their blue dress uniforms for a home playoff game as the Patriots were close, but no cigar, and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Down to Miami, where if you combined Jovertro Flacco and Skyler Underthrow Thompson, you'd get a perfect pass. The game was tight and terrible until the final drive, when all I do is quinn quinn quinn

no matter what, Williams was called for a horse collar on Jalen, what'll it be boys? A first down for the Dolphins, as Jason Bernie Sanders was too far to the left earlier in the game, but moved back to the center to send the Miami Dolphins to the playoffs. Dolphins 11, Jets 6, what's been a safety baseball score? To the Iron City, where Deshaun Watson was blending in in Pittsburgh as he's known for bringing his terrible towels as well. Deshaun Watson then threw an interception to Levi Wallace, leaving more traces of his genes behind.

The Steelers fought hard for a playoff berth, as Derrick, my name is what, my name is who, my name is Chica Chica Fat Shady, scored a touchdown, cashing Hanks bent from last year, but it was all for naught as the Steelers won, but were eliminated. The Pittsburgh Steelers 28, the Cleveland Browns 14. In Chicago, where the Bears were going for the first pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick. Nathan Skeeterman and Nick Mullin went to come town, putting up a surprising amount of points. Tim Susan Boyle came in briefly, and I regret to report he still hasn't scored.

Khalil Herbert Hoover played just well enough to save Chicagoans from having a great depression and cementing the first pick in the 2023 NFL Draft. The Chicago Bears are officially on the clock, Vikings 29, Bears 13. Down the road to Indy, and what does it mean as you make you stronger? Tigers and Texans closed out a terrible season with a bright spot. Zach Liv Moss was open late for a fourth meal in the end zone. The game came down to fourth and 20, as Davis Grills hit Jordan Applewood smoked Aiken for a touchdown, forcing Sabado Gigante to choke another one away.

Hey Billy, hold this Elnger. Texans 32, Colts 31, got him! In Seattle, where the Rams were trying to crash the Seahawks' chance at the dance. As they put on their 2-2 Atwells and pranced their way into the end zone for their first half lead, Kenneth Brandon Walker was a weak man, trying to score six late, and the game went to the overtime with all the playoff implications in hand. Baker Mayfield in overtime cooked up a turnover, and Kenneth Brandon Walker ran violently as if the Rams' defense had called him a Mississippi moron.

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up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Niner's 38 the Cardinals 13. Standing on the corner, Jamie Swiston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It's the end my dear of a stupid year. Put us out of our misery. Come on Pinero, you're so Pinero. You're a poleboard in New Orleans. You're a hero. The Saints don't go marching. Panthers 13. Saints 10. And that is fastest two minutes week 18 brought to you by our friends at Chevy. Chevy Silverado, the unstoppable commanding Chevy Silverado. Head over to chevy.com. This is the truck here. Get yourself into a new brand new Chevy Silverado. Tell them PMT sent you free tank of

gas on us at chevy.com. The best truck ever created the unstoppable commanding Chevy Silverado. Okay week 18 in the books we are going to start taping right now. We're gonna watch second half of Lions Packers so we will talk about that later on in the show. But congratulations to the Detroit Lions for eliminating the Green Bay Packers from the playoffs. Let's pray this could be old takes exposed. Make the bad man go away week eight. Whoa Billy week 18 was it's okay. The body rejects the fact that football is almost over. I can understand. We all get sick at this time. Week 18. That was a pretty fun week 18. It was great. There was some crazy trauma. We'll do a chronological order so we might as well start with the FC South Super Bowl real quick. We should address the fact

that this might have been the last day that we got to see Andrew Ceciliano on television. Yeah that's true. Very sad TV is going away. Yeah. So it's going to be carried on what YouTube next year. Yes. That's going to be a nightmare for dads out there. So it's going to be Ceciliano. He's on the Direct TV broadcast. Our guy Scott Hanson does the NFL broadcast. He won the war. He won the war. Is it confirmed that Hanson is in the YouTube TV. You better speculate. Yeah we're just like the better of the two literally talking out of my ass. Would you like to throw your hat in the ring. I mean that'd be awesome. Yeah. Oh yeah. Marsh is open for Jake. You're talking about another man's job right now. Jake. Well no because the YouTube TV is a new job. Jake. Jake. It is Jake.

Let me just say something real quick. Yeah. If you did that job I would hate your fucking guts. I know. Okay. All right. I mean like I'll like death threats. I'll write death threats to you via text message. Yeah. Like how did you how did you how did you go to that game. And I thought it was going to be a touchdown. That's not his call. It's someone in his year. No be your call. I put it on. That's fine. But that's I'm rooting for you. That out like having that job would outweigh. Yeah dealing with you. It actually would be. Yeah that's true. That's true. Yeah. Not dealing with my death threats not right now. It would actually be good publicity. You could be like I'm the most dangerous job in the world. I get death threats every day. Yeah. And I would make sure you got it. Otherwise it's

still going to have a job. He works at NFL Network. True. True. And by the way we should say that the voice you hear right now Jake Marsh. He is officially the loser. He's going to be bowling. Max would you like to talk because you're also the loser. Max. I just think you're the worst. Max. He's Max is too good at gambling. He ended up going three and one. I went two and two. He beat me out. Jake finished last. We can talk about that later. But just to set the table those two will be excited for the challenge. I think there's a challenge or an opportunity. I'm not a punishment at all. I don't see what I mean. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Jake. Jake. I don't think you're excited for this actually. No. Obviously I'm not. But yeah. I like it. It's good. Yeah.

Yeah. Just you're doing to yourself like what I did to myself with Carson Wentz for an entire summer. Yeah. Just say how great it's going to be for a while. And then it will eventually break your heart and your body. What have you just do with the first game. I'll be sick. Just talk to our friend Steven Che because when he explained it to him he was like bowling's fun eating hot dogs fun. This sounds awesome. I was like OK never mind dude. Yeah. So I DM Joey Chestnut. So he's in my corner. He's going to give me some eating strategies. OK. A bunch of AWOLs for big bowlers have DM me with some certain strategies as well. So got some time to try to figure out what if you just bowl like a 250. That'd be great. Yeah. And Max is stuck there for like three days.

If I finished before Max. That'd be crazy. That's the thing is like Jake really doesn't have anything to lose in this because the expectation for Jake is going to be two days. Yeah. Yeah. Well two to three days. Tommy John. If you don't beat Jake then people are going to be pointing a lot of fingers at you. I mean we're not competing against each other. You mean why are you trying to be a man. Yeah you are. Yeah you are. What the fuck is this. Yeah you are. Max don't listen. Yeah. Definitely. Come on. We're good. So yeah. Hank more details to come on time place all that. Yeah. So stay tuned. Yeah. OK. All right. So let's talk some football. Let's talk some football. Let's talk about the AFC South Super Bowl on Saturday night. The Jacksonville Jaguars

are in the playoffs. They're hosting a playoff game. They beat the Titans 20 to 16. Doug Peterson takes the team from the worst team in the league last year with Urban Meyer at the helm to in the playoffs fixes Trevor Lawrence's team was two and six. They were four and eight. They won their final five games. I just as an aside I think we need to use that for our preview on Friday that the Jaguars have actually been in the playoffs for last month and a half. They're the hottest team. Yeah. Well yeah then every game is a playoff game. They've got five playoff wins right now. Yes exactly. But it was it was quite the scene in Jacksonville. I love something about Jacksonville. It's felt like a retro game. They brought out their best. They

brought out like a older version of PFT with an American flag guitar. Yeah. This is a national anthem as my dad actually had. They had. I think Jacksonville leads a league in an ironic leather jackets in the stands. Just the whole scene was incredible. I'm very happy for Duvall. I'm very happy for the Jaguars fans. It was awesome. Yeah. No. Listen Jacksonville when they're when they're good at football the stadium experience there looks like it's a completely different sport from the rest of like the NFL stadiums that we see. It's like it's its own unique Floridaness down there. So they've got probably like four to six thousand people that probably ride up on a motorcycle. Yeah. Already hammered before the game. I love

Jacksonville. We've been we've been friendly to the city of Jacksonville for a long time on this podcast. Yeah. It's good to see them winning. Good to see them in the playoffs and never know. That's what I'm going to say. You never know. They're going to play the Chargers who they've who they've beaten already. Yeah. They beat the shit out of them. Yeah. Just don't if you're a Jaguars fan and you're telling yourself this just completely gloss over the fact that they had everybody hurt the game and that Justin Herbert had like seven fractured ribs while they were playing. Yes. Forget about that. You've beaten them already. You're in the playoffs. Nobody thought that you were going to go to the playoffs this year. No. Until like until like a month and

a half ago nobody thought you were going to go to play off. So in a way like this this season is definitely very much a win for you guys. Oh big time. And Doug Peterson is going to get my coach of the year vote. Yeah. I mean Doug Peterson what he did Trevor Lawrence looks like he is like the next guy when they were listing all the the playoff quarterbacks for the AFC Mahomes Allen Borough Trevor Lawrence Justin Herbert's like holy shit like there's a lot of young great you know Huntley maybe I don't know who I don't know who's going to play for the Ravens we'll get to that but it's it's a huge success for the Jaguars. I love the scene. It sucks. I kind of wish there was a night game again. I think they'll probably get the 430 Saturday slot. That sounds right to me.

It feels destined for them. But the whole scene was awesome. I yeah I'm just I'm happy for Jacksonville and I think this does cement Urban Meyers maybe the worst coach NFL coach of all time. How soon though until Urban Meyers starts to take like he'll dip his toes. Oh yeah in the victory lap water to he'll go on like some weird radio show like a local one and be like you know I really did put a lot of those pieces together in Jackson. They're running a lot of my stuff. Yeah there's a lot of similarities in the offense that I ran last year what they're doing now some of the concepts I introduced and he's going to be like man when I got there that franchise was a mess. Yeah it was a complete man. He's going to start to feel it out which he's very good at doing. He's going to

start thinking like OK maybe I can kind of talk my way into this conversation and just it will be a tidal wave of shit that he will get. Yes. Yes big time. The other thing about Doug Peterson great coach should get way more credit. Super Bowl winning coach got the Jaguars playoffs this year. The one thing about Doug Peterson he did the Philly special and it works so well and every game he thinks he's got to do a Philly special because that that turnover when the Jaguars were driving and they did the flip play and it's like what are you doing. Why are you doing this. Why are you doing this right now. He just I think he just is like yeah I got to I mean that's play the hits well you got to run the cool play. He gets upset if he goes like longer than a week without somebody

tweeting the Randy March Big Balls gift. Yeah right right but it was it was an awesome game. I also had the thought for the Titans. They were the most injured team again. It feels like turning the page. They have to like kind of start fresh with a lot of stuff. Yeah I mean tell Luan's in a wheelchair. He is. He's in a wheelchair and he might never walk again. I had the thought though that popped in my head while I was watching the game. Could you imagine if Mike Vrabel had a quarterback. Does he really want a quarterback though. But he's such a good coach like that was that game was so up until the the strip sack that changed the game because it wasn't the Jaguars offense that really won that game. The defense won that game. They held them to three points in

the second half up until that point. The Titans were playing the perfect Mike Vrabel like kitchen sink you know long drives going forward on fourth down just sucking the life out of the game getting into a fist fight like Derek Henry just shoving people and running the ball and I'm just sitting there like imagine if he had a he's doing it with a guy who he picked up two weeks ago in Josh Dobbs and it's like man I wish that he had a real quarterback because he's such a good coach and how bad is Malik Willis to not be getting so bad. He's got to be so bad that there's a good chance that they cut him next year. Yeah that he's not even on the roster because if you have a rookie that you spent a draft pick it was your third or fourth rounder this year. Yeah somewhere around

maybe second. He might have even been second. I can't remember. He might have been third. Yeah but so you spent you spent a decent draft. It was supposed to be the guy the project and he's so bad that you won't let him even see the field in a playoff game. This is third round. Third round overall. Okay. This was seriously like a playoff game for the Titans Saturday night and he can't even see the field like he's probably going to get cut. Yeah and I will Derek Carr maybe we should start putting Derek Carr on random teams. Derek Carr just he feels like a Colt. He feels like he is. I agree. He was born to be in Indianapolis Colt. But the Colts might draft a quarterback. I don't I just wish that Mike Vrable had a quarterback because he is such a good coach and the fact

that the Titans were even in this game with all the injuries and everything that's happened this season. I know that they lost I think whatever whatever was six or seven games in a row down the stretch. It all fell apart but watching that game and it was that drive they had and I think the second quarter when they went they went for it on fourth down like two or three times and took like 10 minutes off the clock and it was a field goal drive but it's still you you just do is like all right the Titans are playing they're making the Jaguars play their game and that's what they do to everyone. They just make everyone play a nasty ugly style of football and try to beat you over the head with it. I get the vibe from from Vrable that his perfect game plan is just like

clock control. Yeah. So what he loves to do more than anything isn't even necessarily like run the go on like a ninety nine yard run to the end zone. It's just straight up like let's eat seven minutes of game clock. It's time erasure. Yeah. And I'm going to steal all the time from you. Yeah. And then I'm going to get down inside the five yard line. If we score touchdown that's great. If I have to send my stupid kicker out there to attempt a field goal that Randy was good. That's fine either because you know I still took seven minutes away from you. Yeah. And that's time that you're never going to get back. Yeah. Fat Randy played well. He made some kicks. Yeah. This is always the Bugaboo with Titans kicker. I'm just I'm just pumped for Jacksonville. I am too. We're dragging off the

playoffs big time. It's going to be fun. It was an awesome scene. And yeah. I mean chaps. I'm excited for chaps. He's going to get to watch his jazz and he's going to come up for the stream on Saturday at four thirty. We don't know that officially. We're going to we're going to have the schedule. Actually Jake do you want to predict the schedule. You said you're going to predict it. So we'll probably know it by the end of the show. Yeah. Yeah. By the time. Yeah. That or by the time you're listening you'll definitely know it. I'll say yes. Definitely Chargers Jaguars is probably the easiest pick. OK. Right. I would say like maybe Bengals Ravens but that's like two years ago they would put Bengals Ravens. Bengals Ravens feels like Sunday one o'clock. Bengals Bengals

were always penciled in for the early Saturday game when Andy Dalton was there. Now that they have Joe Burrow they're a little bit cooler. They get moved to the night I think. I think didn't you have that stat last week. The AFC South has played in the Saturday game like 10 years in a row or something. I think you might have had that. Yeah. But something crazy like every single year they just play in the play in that game. So if the Packers win this game I think they're going to get a prime or like not the one o'clock treatment. Yeah. Vikings. OK. Saturday they would be playing the 49ers. OK. One is wrong. One of them is wrong. They're not going to make the Niners play at one o'clock. We're already in trouble.

OK. So Packers Niners. I see it was Saturday night last year. I remember that. Yeah. So let's run that back. OK. Packers Niners Sunday one o'clock. I like Ravens Bengals. Yeah. That feels right. Sunday 4 30. I think Vikings are going to host Brady Brady and Cowboys has to be prime time. That's going to be prime time. Yeah. I think I think that's a 4 30 game that they love that Sunday afternoon game. They love that Sunday. However. However. I am seeing on fbschedules.com that the 4 30 Sunday game is CBS. OK. All right. So there you go. So that it still could. OK. All right. So keep going. Sunday night that so that would put Dolphins Bills Monday night. That sounds right to me. I think Dolphins Bills. I'm just envisioning my mind. It's definitely

a night game and it feels like having a full day especially what's happened the last week and a half. I feel like that's they're going to want to feature that. Yes. All right. So tweet out your prediction. OK. Tweet it out. So it's on the record. If you get all of them wrong you have to tweet out the Ray Allen tweet. No. No. No. That's if you go. That's if you get all of them. No. No. No. No. No. No. I was so much more worried about that than the bowling. Like I swear to God. Like this is all fun. So now we know there is zero upside to be doing that. Next year's challenge is just going to be the Ray Allen tweet. What's in it for you guys. Dude engagement out the out the wazoo. Yeah. And crazy crazy. All right. Fine. Maybe even DM. It's a whole new audience you'd be

reaching. Just tweet a dick pic. No. It doesn't have to be yours. Yeah. It can be any. No. It's just a hot one. The Texans covered. I consider myself a winner today. Yeah. Yeah. I did too. All right. So life. So yeah. Congrats to the Jags. This is going to be awesome. Very happy for them. All right. Next up chiefs 31 Raiders 13 kind of a snoozer except for the fact that chiefs were so bored that they did this. It was called the snow globe huddle play. It was basically ring around the Rosie. It was insane that the chiefs like we always joke about the chiefs getting bored. Yeah. This is the most bored play ever. It didn't count because of a hold I think it was on the outside. But it was if you missed the game the entire huddle was just doing a big spinner.

They were spinning around and then they broke the huddle. Patrick Holmes was in the back field. Snap lateral to him. Then he threw it. Touchdown came back on hold. They were just so bored. They do. They're the only professional sports team that like gets bored playing their professional sport because they're too good at it. Right. And so they have to come up with interesting ways to keep themselves like focused. Andy Reid is like hey guys I know it kind of sucks having to go out there and kick somebody's ass again and you guys are probably tired. So let's make it a little bit new and we're going to play a child's game before the play. This is what we mean also when we just say that they're candy ass sometimes. Right. Sometimes the chiefs are candy ass and I

guess it's kind of a knock against them but it's also like the highest compliment that I can pay their offense to the point where like you become candy ass because your team is so good that you need something new to stimulate you. Yes. Like mentally. Yes. The chiefs are awesome. The Raiders stink here. I was thinking about this and it's not going to happen because it's a poverty franchise literally. But Josh McDaniels. He's 11 and 28 as a head coach. Yeah. If you take six and if you take six and no games. OK. When they were cheating. Yeah. He said we were cheating. That was that chanting Crowder was saying that. Yeah. Yeah. They were taping their opponent. Josh McDaniels. I I would fire him. But you can't because you can't get that poor. Mark Davis is a broke boy.

But like this I just feel bad for Raiders fans. Yeah. Derek Carr is OK is I think he's a fine young man. I think he's a good quarterback. Not great. And he's going to be gone. He's out the door. And now what you're going to trust. Josh. Josh McDaniels the guy that got rid of Jake Cutler to bring in Tim Tebow to build forward with a brand new quarterback. OK. Counterpoint feeling bad for Raiders fans. I never feel bad for Raiders fans because they objectively without a shadow of the doubt have the coolest gear to wear. That's true. So like and the best stadium your team sucks. But when you put on a Raiders hat it just always goes hard. Yeah. It just looks cool. And you just wear that and you can play like the autumn wind is a pirate and feel good

about that. I know that's not a great consolation prize. But at least it's something. Yeah. If you're like an Oakland Raiders fan are you pumped that they suck now. Is this like sweet. I think you probably keep rooting for them. But just I know I know a lot of people that said that they would not watch another game. So then yeah you are. Then you are. But like think about it like the Texans think if you're wearing a Texan shirt people like what's wrong with that guy. Yeah it always looks kind of like a football team from a Superman comic book. Right. Exactly. Whereas you're wearing a Raiders hat and people are like I respect. Yeah. Like respect. There's a certain level of intimidation that comes with that. Right. Just just general respect. You just like

point them to Ice Cube. Yeah. This guy Raiders Raiders. Exactly. So the the chiefs one seed. Patrick Mahomes. I know that sometimes we get comments like you guys all you guys do is suck off Patrick Mahomes. National media does the same. I don't really know what else. How else you can like handle how great he is. He just he broke the record for most total yards in NFL season passing and rushing. So five thousand two hundred and fifty or sorry. Yeah. No five thousand six hundred and fourteen. So I know it's an extra game but he did break that record. He also is now 16 and 0 on the road against the AFC West. That's insane. That's 27 and three overall against the AFC West. As a starter he's 64 and 16 80 games regular season 192 touchdowns.

And he's going to he should win the MVP. He had 41 touchdowns this year. I know that Josh Allen and Joe Burrow played one less game but they both finished with 35. He's just so fucking good. And every year like we said a few weeks ago we do the preseason where we're like who's going to win the AFC West. Who's going to do it. It's the chiefs and it's Patrick Mahomes. He's the best player in the NFL. I don't know what else to say. Yeah. He's that good. I mean 62 64 and 16 is a starter. That's fucking stupid. He's 16 and 0 in his division on the road. Yeah. That's crazy. People are like part of my take rigged because we're like the best football player in football is good at playing football. And that's like yeah we nitpick him too.

Yeah we do. We point out the dumb stuff that he does. But he's just so good. He's kind of annoying because the only legitimate criticism that that you can have of Patrick Mahomes right now is that the media is annoying with how much they love him. So your complaint becomes directed at somebody else that has nothing to do with that actually what Mahomes does. It's how other people talk about him. So yeah sometimes when the world's lamest people really like something even if that thing is good then it will make you start to hate that. Right. And I don't hate them at all. I love watching him play football. It's just also in sports when there's someone who's truly great and just above everyone else we try to find it's it's lame to just say oh yeah Patrick Mahomes

is the best. The Chiefs are going to win the AFC West. So you try to find a cool zag or like oh this is this is the answer to the question. No the answer to the question is Patrick Mahomes. Yeah and we'll see how the Chiefs do in the playoffs. I do think that like this game not letting the Raiders hang around at all because you know they were playing with some teams there where it was a little too close. I don't know would you be no one would be shocked if they go to the Super Bowl again. No of course not. Well Mahomes doesn't have to go on the road this playoff again. Again at the very if he makes it to the AFC Championship game then that's going to be at a neutral site potentially. A neutral site yeah. Which we don't know where that would be yet but I guess

there's people that speculate it could be Accra sure. Yeah Hindsfield and Pittsburgh or Indian apolis. What if there's no shut it down or yeah Jim Mercer said no in Detroit has they're redoing something. So that one's out. What about can't know how to turf. What if they did it at the Hall of Fame. That'd be cool. David Baker would make it happen. Why don't they do it. It meant life. We can go. Yeah they should do that. Vegas or Vegas. Yeah. And we go and we could go or Jacksonville and we could go. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah the Chiefs are really really fucking good. Patrick Mahomes is the best player in football. They're the one seed and there's not much else to say about that. No it was just an ass kicking. It was their team that kind of halfway through

the season. They weren't kicking people's asses like we thought that they should be and that that really was the knock against them at the time. It's like well they're not they're not playing up to their abilities right now but it looks like they are and I mean it's not like they don't miss Tyree kill because I think he added a crazy element to that offense that is not there anymore. But they're certainly not missing them that much. No right. And Patrick Mahomes you know the Chiefs are smart in the way they've built their roster and the fact that they're like hey Tyree kill is incredible but Patrick Mahomes is the guy. Yeah I know that he can make other people you know 80% of Tyree kill. Right. I know another fast guy that we can sign. Right.

And and and also we should shout out Chris Jones who was just a monster in this game and it does feel like the Steve Spagnola get get pressure with four will be the will be the recipe for the Chiefs going into the postseason because they're back after the defense isn't great and they'll just hopefully get pressure with four with Chris Jones just he's a monster just an absolute monster and he like watching some of those sacks like if he wasn't getting the sack he was basically forcing the sack by getting by collapsing the pocket or getting you know double teamed. He's just everywhere. We're still getting pressure when they had two guys on him. Right. He was like very easily going through the Raiders offensive line and he went to the oxygen mask

which I always love. That's a good look. I just it's always a good look. All right. Next up. Dolphins 11 Jets 6. Congratulations to Jake. The dolphins are in the playoffs. You got the finger revenge. Finger revenge. Finger revenge. Not a gummy by the way. Second time. Ugly ugly game. Yeah. Just terrible game. Joe Flack over Skyler Thompson for the playoffs. But the dolphins survive. Maybe a questionable horse collar penalty on Quinn and Williams going down for the dolphins to get into field goal range at the end. You missed that. I'll be honest. I did not see the game. I was it was kind of a grab of the basketball game but main plate not really like in the horse collar. They grabbed like pulling the jersey. Yeah.

Holding the back of his jersey. You got a handful of like where the name was. Yeah. And pulled them down. So they went from the collapse was avoided. They had lost five straight. They win this one. I have no idea if two is going to play. And that's the biggest storyline here because they they had Buffalo on the ropes on that Saturday night game. We did to a healthy. If he's not healthy. I don't never did never. And as Hank astutely pointed out in the Bill's Patriots game the Bill's secondary is missing some pieces. I shut the fuck up. You did say that. You're like Matt Jones is torching them. I was like yeah they're they're missing their safety dude. Okay. Fair enough. You admit that you said it. No. I mean you alluded to it. No. I just said

Matt Jones is balling out. I'm going to see if there's a lineup. But I could see them waiting a little bit to see the two of status because that's what this game hinges on. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It does. But also I think back in like September late September when the Dolphins were like the hottest team in football we did a mental exercise where we pictured the Miami Dolphins going on the road in January. Yes. Two ball to Buffalo. Yeah. In a snow game with two as a quarterback wearing the teal jerseys and we're like they're going to lose by third. But they hang around in December. Listen. I know that you want the Dolphins to play off. If two or doesn't play they're the biggest bummer of a playoff team. I would have much rather seen the Steelers. Yeah.

Yeah. So right now the Barstle sports because it has 10 and a half. I wonder if that's factoring and him him being in or out. That's too less. Yeah. That's too less. It feels like it'd be about seven and a half. Yeah. Maybe that's that was the line when they played. It was seven when they played a month ago. It was right around there. Yeah. So yeah we'll see. I mean they made the playoffs. Yeah. But yeah they were they were super. Yeah. They were super what contender six weeks ago. I think everyone agreed. And then I have a question. Should the Dolphins fire Mike McDaniel. I saw some rumors of that. Well I have a reason for it other than the actual I think it's a stupid argument but I have I have an even dumber reason for why they should fire them. The Dolphins

have made the playoffs three times in the last 20 years and they've had their back of quarterback. No. Matt Moore 2016. No. No. So three times the last in the last 20 years all of them with first year head coaches Tony Spirano first year 2008 Adam Gates first year 2016 Mike McDaniel first year 2022. Why not just fire. Fire. Get somebody new in there. Get a new blood. I like it. Wait. Get back to the playoffs. Wait. Is it every every time they switch coaches. No. But it's only been only been first year first year head coaches. Yeah. Joe Philbin. I don't know. Do not. And neither did Brian Flores. Yeah. But might as you have a better chance. I don't I don't hate the logic. I really don't like these are the advanced analytics most shows won't talk about the the

dolphins. I don't know. I also get the feeling like if you press the two a button and get them back in like that offense that we saw at the start of the year was I don't think that was a gimmick. I think it was just they were good. They were legitimately good football. Yeah. And it's much of a bummer. Hank are you what's that face you just made. I thought I thought it was the gimmick thing. The as much as as much of a bummer it kind of feels like to have the dolphins especially to a list in the playoffs. It is good for the dolphins to not have that collapse because that would have been quite longer to go eight and three to eight and nine. Like that really sucks to be a team like let's just say you start seven and four and then finish seven and ten. Yeah. If you're

a fan of one of those teams like the Jets. Oh that's what they did. Got it. It sucks. It does suck. And you know what I'll suck today about the dolphins is we almost got Mike Glennon in the game. We did. And you can't with Mike Glennon. You can't tell me that Mike Glennon is warming up and then not have him get in the game. I was so excited about it. We had we had Davis Mills on a TV in one corner and Mike Glennon was about to be on TV and there was going to be the longest next combined ever on a NFL Sunday. It was going to be incredible. And then now that you can't tell you can't say Mike Glennon and then say actually is Skyler Thompson OK instead. No it's not OK. Yeah. It was never OK. There are some veteran guys who got some time today with Josh Johnson. We had Chase Daniel get

in the game a few times. Yeah. Yeah. So like yeah it was nice to see some of those guys. Week 18 is like a weird mix of preseason and yeah regular. Yeah. Yeah. Skyler Thompson got like Ken Shamrock ankle locked by the Jets defense and we thought we were going to have a chance in Joe Flacco. He should probably retire. Yeah. I was going to say like if he went out there and threw four touchdowns today 300 yards some team would sign him next year's backup. But now it's like he's he looks very uncomfortable playing playing football. Yeah. He doesn't like to be doing it. Yeah. But he just knows that they're paying him a lot of money to do it. Like when he's standing in the pocket he is so sackable. He has no escape ability. He still has a cannon when he wants to unleash it. But

he just doesn't look like he's having fun playing football. So I hope he goes off to his what six kids. Have a good rest of your life. Thank you Joe. Thank you for everything. Yeah. You won a Super Bowl. Maybe get like a reality show where Joe Flacco the Flacco's in the rivers live in the same house. Yeah. They're like 15 combined kids. Their backyards are joined and it's just like their kids play all the sports against each other. Yeah. And you bet on them. Yeah. And Flacco and Rivers just throw back and Joe Flacco throws over Phillip Rivers head. Phillip Rivers throws at Joe Flacco's feet back and forth. I like that. It's beautiful. Billy Jets. So they did start seven and four. They went seven and 10. I thought they were

tough for anyone who had Jets plus three and a half. We should at least mention that the safety at the end. Just every we've seen it enough now that everyone has in the back of their heads at the end of these games like please just be at a spot in the field that you can't have the fumble backwards and the the laterals until they just keep going backwards and backwards and backwards into the end zone. So that sucked. But Billy over big big picture Jets season. Give it a great B minus. Okay. There was surprises but you know it was not a C and that it wasn't like a total failure. Yeah I'd agree. But I mean this is the one stat that I think sells the whole season. 33 straight drives without a touchdown. Yeah. So when was the last time you guys scored

a touchdown? Detroit. And how long ago was that? That was when I filmed the Reptile Expo video. So that was like a month ago. Yeah. You guys haven't scored a touchdown in over a month. Yeah. That sucks. And I want to make fun of you for giving them a B grade this year. But I'm not going to. B minus. I get it. I think that's probably an accurate grade because you had a playoff game kind of like two to two weeks ago. And you also have a team where it's like we know what the problem is. It's quarterback. Yeah. So figure that out. Yeah. Your quarterback easier said than done but at least there's other pieces to it. Still now I got a little distracted with a project recently but I'm now going back to figuring out why quarterbacks on the Jets can't

succeed. Okay. Found some breakthroughs. There's a couple papers on CEOs not succeeding in certain companies. Okay. With similar type of pressure. Look into it. Okay. I do want to hear about that other project on who's back if you can put that out. This is a classic Billy. His project got distracted by another new project. Diving in the East River. Hey. Billy I just want to say for the record I'm glad that you're alive. Yeah. Me too. I was I was a little bit worried yesterday that you were going to die and that I would get blamed for it in some way shape or form. So I'm just glad that you did not die. I was also worried I was going to die. Yeah. It was legit. Like I had a thought that I was like are we going to do part of my take of Billy's death.

No. I knew you. You're good. You're strong. I blame the police. Yeah. For why I almost died. Okay. We'll talk about it. All right. Yeah. We'll talk about it. Who's back. So dolphins in the playoffs facing the Bills. Sure. Yeah. Sure. I don't know. The seventh seat in the in the AFC was always going to be kind of kind of gross. So the other game that affected this. So the reason why the dolphins are in Bills 35 Patriots 23. I there are certain moments in sports where you just like have to pinch yourself and be like how the fuck is this real. The Heme Hines running back the opening kickoff after everything that's gone on with the Bills this past week was insanity. Yeah. Like to be if you were if you were one of the lucky people

that was in that crowd that's a moment you will remember for the rest of your life. It was crazy when it happened and I think everybody had like the same reaction like is this real. Yeah. This is actually what's happening. This was one of the moments where you're like Hollywood if you brought this story to Hollywood it would shoot you in the mouth with a pellet gun and let your feet on fire. It was it was not. I think they needed that too. I think yeah I think the sideline needed it. There was almost like an expression of relief after they ran it back just them being like OK we're playing again. We were allowed to feel good emotions about football again right off the back. There was no like feeling out period in the game where everyone's like on edge getting

out there. Right. Special team touchdown took all that right away. Brought the crowd into it big time and then he did it again and then he did it again and I love all the updates that we're getting from DeMar from the hospital. Like every time I see when I just have to retweet because oh yeah it makes you feel so good to know that this is what we're waiting for you know like him to start giving us updates. He was tweeting stuff out today. Yep. They had his his surgeons or his doctors like giving updates and they were just like smiling from ear to ear pretty soon they're going to do like a hype video. What if they did a hype video for for the playoff game and it's the surgeon and he's I think he throws DeMar through a table. I think oh that would be good.

That would get the people going. I think you got to save that for divisional round. Yeah probably yeah. Dolphins. Dolphins. Who cares. Come on you take him out. I also chuckled a little how mad people got at Shepter when he had to report the news that DeMar Hamlin was placed on the IR. Yeah. Yeah. I was just people were so angry about it's like well he was and the Bills did the right thing of I think there was something with his contract where they made sure it was all guaranteed. Aryan Aryan Foster pointed out which I thought was a great point where he was like it took someone basically had to die on the field for the NFL to do the right thing like why don't they do this for more players that get seriously injured. Oh and and also big time like the NFL

tries to do the right thing and they just expose themselves for kind of being scumbag. Yeah not normally doing the right right. And also the NFL know the NFL is does a master class and taking something that should be the worst PR ever a guy almost dying on the field and then flipping it and being like the best PR ever where it was threes everywhere was great to see the love for him. But it was you know Gidell in the back of his head was like look at this like we got him like every everyone's doing wearing the shirts and everyone's getting behind it probably costs him you know 20 grand to print off a bunch of shirts and everyone's going to only think of the positives not the negatives. They had yeah there were threes everywhere they had like officially licensed

hats and stuff. There was a lot of a lot of stuff that people were wearing to support him. It was just awesome. It was good to see there was almost it was there was a sense of relief this weekend that he's okay yeah and that we can kind of go on like normal as opposed to you know that because the NFL was going to play this week no matter what had happened to us and it's like okay we're going to move on but it I don't know you know I'm saying it's just like it's good to know that he's okay. I don't know if they would have. You don't think so? Yeah I hope he plays again I think who knows I mean we've seen Chris Pronger had something similar happen well he that is I can't wait we should get when Whitney comes on again we should

we should try to box him into the corner to basically yeah called Mar Hamlin a pussy because Chris Pronger played in the next game. He didn't need CPR like that but we could still get Whitney into saying that for sure. One of the the funnier tweets I saw this morning was there was an update on him in the hospital it said I've been told that University of Cincinnati Medical Center and the bills have been working on ways for DeMar Hamlin to watch today's bill's Patriots game. At the moment it's quite likely he will get to watch his teammates play from the hospital. What? These are the smartest people in the world that work in this hospital like well like real-life geniuses. They probably don't have direct TV they probably just used a Reddit

stream. Yeah so I was saying like that these are geniuses that can do open heart surgery but they don't know how to click on the tiny little X's that move around the screen the entire time to be able to watch any legal like stream east platform. Yes just get through the Russian ads and you're good to go. Yeah just like buy a television it's pretty simple stuff I but he was able to watch today which was good they figured that one out. Good so yeah it's it is great to see all the updates and him smiling and you know sitting up in bed. As for the Patriots season over Mack Jones look good today as you astutely pointed out. Yeah he was playing really well the Patriots were in the game a lot more than I was expecting. I mean obviously if you remove the two kick returns

they would have won the game. Tough not making the playoffs really sad team fought harder than I wanted. I think for all the stuff where you this couch over here Jake and Billy they were so high on the dolphins and the jets I guess the dolphins made it in but I feel like the Patriots they competed they played well hopefully they get rid of Patricia next year and we can start over. Yeah Max was a lot of good a lot of good things to build on. Max was listening to every word that you said Hank and he was just fuming. I saw there was little steam coming out of his ears. Why that seemed very gracious to me what Hank just did. He just kind of laid it out there like it was. And it's like the again you're going up against a team of Destiny. True like there has never been

a team of Destiny that Destiny has declared the team of her ever before like this. Yeah. Yeah. That was worded. No. So wait wait Destiny made the Bills her own team. The Bills didn't become a no Destiny straight up like pulled the Bills out of her stomach and was like here you go world this is my team. This is this is my team. I'm curious what's Destiny look like. It's hot. Yeah. And and Josh Allen did the. She's like the chick from the Game of Thrones. She's like a million years old but hot. Really. Wait before she turns into the old one right right here. Yes. Maleficent Melisande. Yeah that's Destiny. Yeah. She just handed a baby a fresh Destiny baby to the city of Buffalo. What kind of guys is healthy. How many pounds is baby.

Six pounds nine ounces. Okay. Nice. Little on the light side. Put it on the bonk list. Well it's the Bills you know. Yeah that's true. Yeah that's true. So so you know I'm I'm I personally I'm rooting for the Bills. They're they're going to be the team I root for in the playoffs. Okay. And Josh Allen had those. There's just nothing better when he does the roll out and just throw it deep and it just drops perfectly in the hands and he did it twice. Yeah to digs and then I think yeah it was those are the most electric plays. Every time Josh Allen throws a pass I assume it's going to be a touchdown. Yeah. Yeah. So a big relief for the Bills to get through that game win that game get the second seed. I got to feel like they they like

a huge you know weight off their shoulders for everything. And the Chiefs winning I think uses a lot of the drama around that game. Well no people got pre mad. Well okay we do I was going to do it when we get to the Bengals but I I have a take but yeah I mean the Bills could have if the Bills had beaten the Bengals they would have been the one seat because they beat the Chiefs. Oh yeah. So they did beat and yeah so that's that makes it because the Bills and the Chiefs have the same amount of losses. So the Bills weirdly and we can do it right now. I think the Bills weirdly have have a pretty big gripe with the same amount of losses and beating the Chiefs. Bengals fans are very upset because they were worried. Let's just do

the Bengals. Yeah. The Bengals fans got pre mad about the coin. Yeah. They thought that they were going to have to it was going to come down to a coin toss after the game which would not have been televised. That's bullshit. Right. If you're going to do a coin toss that means something I want I want that live. Yeah. So let's talk about Bengals 27 Raven 16 Ravens just didn't really even try. They started Anthony Brown JK Dobbin sat. Bengals looked great. I'm a little worried that Alex Kappa went out. It feels like the Bengals all it feels like the Bengals did everything right in the off season to try to give an offensive line to Joe Burrow and now we're getting ready for the postseason and it's like Joe Burrow you got to do it all on yourself again.

Yeah. They've got two. Yeah. Two guys out. They said that was a Kappa. Yeah. That he was like questionable to return with an ankle injury. But when I saw that replay it's like gross. That's that looks like his knee that just got mangled. Yeah. And there's no way that he's coming back. But then they showed a picture of him getting carted off the field and he was pointing somebody in the stands and he was like I'm OK. It's not bad. It's crazy. Offensive linemen are built different. I don't know what happened to him. I hope he's OK because that would suck to come all this way and then he's not available to play until like next season. But it felt like the Ravens basically said we're going to play you next week anyway. Yeah. So we're not going to show

you much. We're going to be back here. But the coin flip. So everyone was mad about the coin flip. I do actually agree with Bengals fans that if they had ended up with less losses than the Ravens and having to coin flip for because they technically won the AFC North before today. Yeah. But if they had to do a coin flip to see who hosted the playoff game that would have sucked. But as it stands right now I don't think the Bengals have much of a gripe because you couldn't have gotten the one seat. Yeah. So you couldn't have gotten the one seat. There was no way for you to get the one seat. The Chiefs had three losses to end the season. There's no way you could have had the one seat. I know you beat the Chiefs three losses. If you get to the AFC Championship

game you don't have to play it at Arrowhead. That's an advantage now. Yeah. So you could make it. And I think what happens is with every fan base the Bengals fans rightfully so are like we were going to beat the bills. Well what if you had lost to the bills. What if you had lost the bills and then and then it's a total then then the Ravens could have beaten you for the AFC North. So I weirdly like if you had lost the bills you would have had to go to Arrowhead. Now you don't have to go to Arrowhead if you get to the AFC Championship game. You get to play in an empty you know in a random stadium. Yeah. 50 50. I don't think that they have anything to play about right now. But they were they were getting pre-med about the coin which I get. I got that and

Zach Zach Taylor was saying that we're playing a game to for the opportunity to have a coin flip that can only hurt us right right now. We can't we can't get anything. I totally understood that. And to be honest with you I still don't really understand how the Bengals were named Division winner but then also they might have had to play a road game because winning. So what I'm looking at now says only Chiefs and bills would be a neutral site. I thought it was Chiefs and Bengals. I thought it was Bengals too. Oh if oh because I couldn't have gotten the one seed. Yeah. All right. All right. So but that's still so yeah but my only OK. All right. That makes sense. But that still makes sense though. Like what the Chiefs were always going to get the one seed. So I don't

really know. I guess you're if you're saying you would have beaten the bills then you would have had the two seed but that is again throwing it up to chance. Like you can't say because you're up seven three in the first quarter that you would have beaten the bills. They didn't look pretty good. Yeah. The coin flip was bullshit. I'm totally on the Bengals side for the coin flip. So I didn't realize that this whole thing has given me so much like having to read all these things. Yeah. The bottom line was the NFL said to themselves well we have to fuck somebody over. Yeah. Someone's going to get the shorty on the stick. Let's try to make that the least impactful screwing possible. And also I mean I think that there's an element with the NFL of

anticipating the bigger markets and trying not to piss off certain fan bases. Right. Right. So I think that the NFL probably said fuck Cincinnati. Right. If we got to screw somebody over we're probably going to try to screw over Cincinnati. But I still think if you're looking at it so the Bengals knowing they might have to go to Arrowhead now. Thank you Jake for the correction. It's still if I were a Bill's fan I'd be like well if you play the game that you would have maybe won that game you would have had the one seed in the buy. So Bill's fans can play the exact same game as Bengals fans. It's a shitty situation all around. I'm happy the coin flip didn't happen because I do agree that Bengals would have been screwed if there was a coin flip.

But at the end of the day just go win your games. Right. Yeah. Just go win your games. And it actually helped the chiefs one got the one seed outright and like you don't have to because if the chiefs had lost then the Bengals would have had even bigger of a complaint being like well we beat the chiefs and we have the same record as them. Yeah. Yeah. Actually this this worked out as good as it possibly could have I think for the NFL. Yeah. It wasn't going to be perfect no matter what but at least there's not like you don't have fans that are that are up in arms about and the like if if if everyone holds serve you get to go play the bills in the second round. Yeah. In Buffalo and we'll see how that goes back like

we'll see how that you know maybe you were right. Maybe you would have beaten the booze. I mean I'm still high on the Bengals and super they're my AFC Super Bowl future but I am worried about that offensive line. It feels like they're just going to it's going to be Joe Barrow getting sacked a million times. It's still making incredible plays and finding a way to win. Yeah. And he can do it. Yeah. Of course he can do it. Also some contract news from this game. Some incentives. Justin Houston on the Ravens. He was one sack away from earning a one point five million dollar incentive. He got a sack. He celebrated a sack. Everybody thought that he had a sack. They went back and they re scored it and they credit him with half of a sack and so he

didn't end up getting that million dollar million a half dollar bonus. Raven should pay because his teammate was too quick. Like he his teammate was so good that they shared the sack. If I were him I would be like dude do not take my sack. Do not steal my sack. Yeah. You should not be anywhere near me. I'll pay you a hundred thousand dollars. Just do not hit the quarterback before I do. I agree with Big Cat. I think the Baltimore Ravens should pay him one point five million dollars. Well they should pay him with all the money they're not going to pay Lamar. Yeah. I agree. You got money laying around. Pay the man. I really hope Lamar plays. I don't know. It's weird now. I think he's going to play. I hope he's going to play. If I were to guess I would say that

he's going to play. He was just trying to rest up before the end of the season and things are weird. He doesn't want to get injured in a regular season game. Yeah. That's fair. But he'll get injured in a playoff game if he has to. OK. So Bengals going. They're going to host the playoff game against the Ravens. Bengals got screwed on paper. But now we're kind of all even. I think that's the best way. I think that's where we're at. I think most Bengals fans agree because the coin flip was complete and utter bullshit. And shout out Joe Mixon for doing the coin flip dance where he he actually pulled the coin out of his gloves flipped it and then kicked it. Yeah. That was cool. It was very cool. That was awesome. Jake can you look up with the spread

of that game is going to be. Oh whose line is it anyway. Let's guess. Let's guess. Tell us if Lamar is playing. I'm going to say I'm going to say Lamar is playing. I'd say the line right now for a hint is a Lamar playing. Yeah. I'm going to say Lamar is playing. I'm going to say Bengals minus four and a half. Five and a half. I was going to say three and a half. Five and a half. OK. I would say that's more fun. There we go. Right. It would be like eight or nine if he was out. You got to hammer you got to hammer the Ravens down Hank. Yeah. Definitely. Five and a half is yeah the dead zone. I will probably I would guess that would land that will end up at four and a half when he's announced officially in because they're putting it essentially at a spot where it

can go up to six seven and it come down to four and a half four. That's definitely not an Anthony Brown line. Yeah. That was Vegas is smart. They know what they're doing. Putting it five and a half. OK. Sticking with the AFC North Steelers Browns. I feel bad for the Steelers. They won and they were ready to go. And then the end of the Jets Dolphins game happened. At least Kenny Pickett is a guy. Mike Tomlin also never gone under 500. It's just incredible that he just does that every year. Like if you're a Steelers fan you probably weren't going anywhere in the playoffs but I think you got to this point and you're like let's get Kenny in the playoffs. Let's see this defense start to play well. TJ Watts fully healthy. Like the Steelers are a playoff team if

TJ Watts doesn't get injured week one. Oh 100 percent. He's as impactful as most quarterbacks right. Most good quarterbacks on that defense. Yeah. I feel I feel bad for Steelers fans but this season showed signs of improvement like Kenny Pickett looks way better now than he did at the start of the year. And George Pickett is awesome. George Pickett is awesome. As long as Kenny Pickett can continue to throw the ball to George Pickens for the next like six years you'll be very happy with that offense because I think Pickett's going to get better. His passes started to get more zip on him as the game went on and as the season went on to like he looks more legit like a professional quarterback than he did at the start of the year. So I'd be very

happy. I'd be happy with the progression. Yeah. Because there were a couple of games in the middle where it's like I don't know. I don't know how many years are we going to give this guy like how long do we have to see if Kenny's going to be the guy. I think he is. Yes I agree. I agree. I mean they played tough down the stretch. He had big games against the Raiders and Ravens answered today too when they were down early. Deontay Johnson by the way just a fun little fact Stathole of Sports gave it to me that he now leads. He has the record 86 catches this year. No touchdowns. I think I bet him to score a touchdown in like five or six games. He got in the end zone today though. He did. He got a two point conversion. He did. He got in the end zone.

He also got tripped up at the one. Yeah. And yeah that sucks. It does the whole season. 86 catches a lot of catch. It's a ton. How many yards did you have. I'm not sure how many yards on the season. A decent amount. Another big loser from today in this game. Bernie Kosar. Yeah. You see the story about old burn. The burn dog. No. So he got fired before the game started. So he does like some radio stuff for the Cleveland Browns. OK. And he said on Sunday that he'd just put a $19,000 bet on the Browns to beat the Steelers. So that's tough. It's tough that the bet lost. Like the bet was never really in danger of cashing. And he also got fired from his job. How do you how do you fire him after seeing that bet. Why don't you at least give him a heads up

being like do don't make that bet. My guess is they probably wanted to fire him anyways. And then they saw that and they're like OK Bernie just gave us the perfect excuse for this. Yeah. Shit. Deontay Johnson had 800 like 860 yards 870 yards and zero. That's crazy. That's nuts. Nuts. Yeah. I feel good about the Steelers going for Mike Tomlin. He's just a really fucking good coach. Every time I see a clip of Mike Tomlin on the sidelines I get why everyone wants to play for. Yeah. And why players just love him. He's just a guy. He's just a dude. He's a big Frank. He knows how to fire up the guys. Yeah. And the Browns I don't. Is would we be shocked if Kevin Stafansky gets fired tomorrow.

I wouldn't be. I won't be shocked at all. No I wouldn't. We erroneously credited Kevin Stafansky with that playoff win at Pittsburgh from back in 2020 when we were saying like they like the Cleveland Brown should be lucky to have a coach that's taking them to a playoff win that doesn't happen in Cleveland. Right. He wasn't the coach for that. Yeah. He wasn't. He had COVID. So somebody else coached that game. Yeah. That one. So I wouldn't be shocked. I think he's a I don't know. Like he he started out hot. But then sometimes you watch him and you're like why how dumb can you be to not hand the ball off. Right. To Chubb and Hunt. Right. All the time. And then Watson. Have we seen like any signs of improvement from Watson because he kind of

the shot Watson doesn't look good. OK. He's moving well physically. Yeah. Like he's fast. Yeah. He's fast. Yeah. Yeah. He had a couple nice throws that one he made to a Mari Cooper. Uh like when a Mari Cooper was streaking down the sideline that was a seed. But yeah. I mean I think he'll be back to being to show him Watson. But who knows. Yeah. Hopefully not all the way. No. Not. Yeah. Like maybe 80 percent. Right. Of Dishon. Yeah. Hopefully Dishon just being a good football player. Nothing else. Yeah. You don't want a hundred. What if that was his missing piece. It was like Samson's hair. Yeah. That's a secret power. He's going to just be too horny. Yeah. Too horny to play football. He's got a lot of time

on his hands this off season. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. That's the closing the book on the Steelers and Browns. All right. Let's do some tank stuff because we had crazy tank drama. Taxons 32 Colts 31. I fucking love Davis Mills. I was motherfucking them all game. What an insane ending. He converts a fourth and 12 a fourth and 20 for a touchdown. Max is just shaking his head. He's so angry. This was the best. This was the game that not only gave the Bears the number one pick but also made Max the bowling champion. It was so dumb that touchdown passed that he threw. I think that was the fourth and 20 that went right through the receiver or the defender's hand. Yeah. And then the receiver almost dropped it because he wasn't expecting

to get the ball to him. Yes. Well there are three people that are going to intercept this ball. I don't even have to be ready to catch it. It just kind of landed in his lap. And in and the two point conversion was equally as dumb. It was just basically that last drive for the Texans was just how many weird things are they really try because it felt like the Texans came out to an early lead. And then it did feel like for a moment that they were they love he said to them. Hey guys are trying to lose. I think love is probably going to get fired like you said a couple weeks ago. So maybe he's like fuck this. I'm winning. That's what I thought. I think this was like a giant middle finger to the Texans organization was way out the door because there

were so many things he could have done to not win this game. Right. He had ample opportunity. If Lovey Smith wanted to lose this game he would have made damn sure to lose this game. And he was just saying like fuck you. You're going to fire me. OK. Well I'm going to cause you draft slot and Davis Mills is playing for his future because he's probably not a starting quarterback but at least he's a backup. So this you know showing up in the fourth quarter when it mattered the most. Max what are your thoughts. Number 25. I just looked up. I think his name is Rodney Thomas. He should be evaluated by the NFL for rigging that game. OK. Because that's the only explanation of how he looked. It was like he put his hands down when it was coming towards

them. It's why it's no interest of knocking that football down. Yeah. He's not a wide receiver. That's why he plays defense. He's got to touch it. He doesn't have to catch it. It was crazy. It was an insane insane ending. I'm very happy it ended that way. Sam Elger. Unfortunately Billy does suck. I mean if he was in a if he was in a Shanahan offense I think you'd have a lot of success. That's a really good point Billy. That's a good spend. That's a really good point. Yeah. He had some questionable throws. He had a red zone interception. But fuck man the Texans way to go. There's no reason they should have won this game. Absolutely none. None. And now I mean they have they have two picks. They have the 12th

pick and the second pick. But holy shit there's no reason they should have won this game. No no. But congrats to love you. I hope that they keep around. I don't think that they're they're going to. I think they're probably going to try to hire. What's his name. Josh McCown. Yeah. This offseason and Jeff Saturday. See you. Yeah. So we learned from from the last few weeks here. Jeff Saturday said that there's a chance that this could be the hardest thing he's ever done and that might all blow up in his face. Yeah. He was right. Correct. He was right. He was right about being wrong. Yeah. So congratulations Jeff Saturday. What what a weird year this was for him. The whole thing Saturday Christmas card that he sent out this holiday season. Never would have expected this

to happen in his life. Yeah. So the question now becomes like does ESPN hire Jeff Saturday back because I don't know if I can trust his analysis anymore. It's true on TV. I like I saw you coach Jeff. You can't do it. I don't think you know what you're talking about. You better not criticize any of these guys. No. No. I read an article. It was really good reporting on the athletic about Jim Ursa and the Colton this last like year and a half. And it was so funny because it was essentially like Jim Ursa tries to be a hands off owner and not metal. And then it all led up to their loss against the Jaguars in week 18 last year. And the story goes that Jim Ursa decided literally as the game was going on that they had to get rid of Carson Wentz and Frank Reich was

the one who was like I can fix him. And then he also decided like I got to get rid of Frank Reich. So he's been meddling as much as possible. Yeah. I hopefully he meddles all the way to clean all the house. But yeah it's it's a mess in Indy. Yeah he's a meddler. It's foolish for Jim Ursa to deny that he's a meddler. That's what he does. It's what he's always done. He's hands on and he just gets vibes. He owns based off vibes sometimes. Yeah. And sometimes those vibes are right. Like he got bad vibes from Carson Wentz in that playoff game last year or starting the week 18 game last year. He just got bad vibes from him. And he was like don't like this guy. I don't think he's going to be a good quarterback for my team. See you. He was right about that. It was

dead right. So sometimes the vibes are right. Sometimes the vibes are very wrong. Yes. It depends on what kind of drug you're doing that. Yes. Yes. So the Colts have a lot of things to fix. They have the fourth pick which leads us to Vikings 29 Bears 13. So the Bears for the first time since 1947 have the first pick in the NFL draft. Pretty much a perfect ending to the season for me. I was ecstatic. I know that like people are like well yeah the second pick first pick does like with the quarterbacks at the top of the draft it will make a big difference having the first pick versus second pick if you're going to trade it. Yeah. Because someone's going to want to jump in especially with the Texans being number two and wanting a quarterback. So it could have

worked out better. I'm ready for smoke screen season. I want to say something and I want everyone to know that what I'm about to say is smoke screen. Justin Fields might not be the guy. Yeah. The Bears might draft a quarterback. Listen there's some really talented players in this draft. In case listen if the Colts want to jump up to one if I don't know the Texans want to trade two and 12 to get their guy. The Bears might draft a quarterback. Yeah. I mean I'm just throwing that out there. This is just what I'm saying right now. So you better not wait and hope that they don't. You better trade and trade a lot for that number one pick. Here's what you can also say is just that you know when you finish the season like you did when you're three

and 14 in the NFL nobody's job safe. Yeah. All positions are for evaluation. So if we see a plus guy that's available and the first overall pick at the quarterback position well you'd be a fool to not evaluate that person. I'm just saying it. I'm just saying it. No in all seriousness Ryan Poles is definitely going to say shit like this where he like hints it. He has actually started already where he's like Justin Fields incredible runner. We got to see if the passing comes along. Yeah. I'm all for everything he says that might be seen as a slight to Justin Fields right now if it means that we can get more for the first pick because you have to basically make the implication that you could potentially take a quarterback knowing they won't. Yeah. I mean

all you have to do is just be like well we also have Nathan Peterman. So we have to we have to look to upgrade all the quarterback positions. Dude Peterman was good today. He was not bad. They literally had to put in Tim Boyle because Peterman was doing too well. Well at the time I think Peterman was like four for nine for 40 yards but but no interceptions. They threw in Tim Boyle through two picks immediately. Yeah which was great. But you would think that by starting Nathan Peterman you're guaranteeing yourself of at least three interceptions. Yes. And we didn't get any of that today. So they were. Yeah. You're right. They had to call on the big guns. You're like we need somebody that's going to turn the ball over for us. Right. Right. Exactly.

So yeah this season as bad as it was at times and frustrating the Bears have their guy in Justin Fields. They have the number one pick shut up Ravens fans who are like thanks for the 33rd pick or sorry Steelers fans for the 33rd pick. I get it. I know they were one in seven in one score games and they have a shitload of cap. I think they have the most cap space in the NFL. So there's optimism. There's a lot of moves that have to go right for the optimism to turn into reality. But there's options. I also want to share a quick tweet with you. This is from Greg Gabriel who is a former scout for the Bears and he does some reporting now. He tweeted on September 25th this year. The quote unquote experts said the Bears would only win

three games all year. They've won two of their first three. Do these do these same quote unquote experts feel the Bears will go one in 14 the rest of the way. Just an all time tweet an all time tweet. That's awesome. You can't have a go worse than that. That's awesome. I mean this ended up being a great season for you in the most fucked up way possible. Yes. Yes. If you're going to lose you want the number one pick. Yes. Go for the entire thing. And I really do think that trading with I mean I got I'm looking at you Colts Colts you want a quarterback. If like they somehow were able to swap picks with the Colts Colts have the number four pick then you still get Jalen Carter or Will Anderson and you get more picks out of it. Yeah. Like they should this should

be on paper be able to be like a huge haul for the for the Bears to get better on across the team because that's the thing the Bears have 18 holes. I don't know like 20 like 20 positions they need to upgrade. So it's it's going to be a lot of work but having the first pick is a great start. You much rather have the first pick than have like the fourth pick. Yeah. The situation. Yeah. Yeah. The Colts should be. Yeah. Everyone said there's two quarter downs. They should be eyeing you down hard. Come get it. Come get it. We will fucking take Bryce young. Come get it. Yeah. I mean Bryce young. I think there's a lot of stuff out there about him. You know not looking so tall. I heard Kurt Herb Street talking about that last week. Oh he's very short. I've heard

other people talking about it. I think there might actually be some some truth to that because he's listed at six feet. Yeah. No he's like and he's five nine five nine. He's like five nine. Yeah. Like five down and a half. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Man. That's like really short. But here's here's what people are going to say about him. If you want if you become if your team drafts Bryce young what you need to say is his first love was actually basketball and he plays quarterback position like a point guard. OK I like that. Yeah. So you just do it that way. Yeah it's smart. Where the sport that also you need to be tall. He couldn't play. So he went to another sport where you should also be tall and he can't. You know who else is short. Messy. True. Great soccer player

of all time. Pete Prisco is going to fucking have a field day. Yeah. With Bryce young. Well not being able to see over the big ugly. Prisco is also a self-hating short man. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He's five two. Big time. But yeah. Bear season mission accomplished in Vikings 13 and four. Yeah. What a season. They did actually like it was smart that they played their starters in the first half to just get the stink out of that Packers game out of their mouth. But we'll see Vikings vs. Giants. Whose line is it anyway. I think it's going to be Vikings minus six. Oh I was going to say it's going to be the same thing it was three weeks ago. I think it was three three. Is it. Yeah. Because it was three three weeks ago. OK. I don't think anything's

changed. I think they're just going to go run it back three. I'm going to take the Giants. They had them too. Right. Right. That game those. Yeah. The Vikings kind of let them back in and the Giants scored and got a two point conversion. So yeah. That will be a fun game to watch. Is that four field goals in this game. Yes. Yes. Yes. In the second quarter. Yes. Yes. Yes. All right. Games didn't mean anything. And then we will do an ad and go to the afternoon games. Panthers 10. Yeah. Panthers 10 St. Seven. Did Sam Darnold did someone tell Sam Darnold that he had the job no matter what before the game. That's the only explanation I can think of because with one drive left in the game it was like two minutes in the fourth quarter and he had 20 yards passing.

PFC he finished five for 15 43 yards to interception. Yeah. And of those 43 yards or whatever half of them came on one pass on the final drive of the game. Crazy. It was nuts. I think someone definitely was like Sam Darnold. You've done enough. Don't worry about today. Or maybe the owner was like hey we are tanking this game. Yeah. Yeah. I mean in the Saints defense started playing great towards the end and they were there. They might be my team that no one would have wanted to play in the Saints. Yeah. Andy Dalton. Yeah. Why not. I would not want to play against the Saints. No they would. They would just be for real. They would be boring. That's that's the problem. The Saints I don't know what they're going to do at the end of the season. They might fire their guy

Dennis Allen. I would fire him. Bring back Sean Payton. I would fire him. They should request an interview with Sean Payton. Yeah. I mean he never wanted to leave. I don't think I think he was just trying to go to Miami. Right. And then that whole situation blew up in his face. He would probably go back if well he probably wants a quarterback back there. He probably doesn't want to come back to coach Andy Dalton. James. James is there. James. If I'm James I'm getting the hell out of New Orleans. Yeah. Like you probably could have gotten way more money these last couple years somewhere else. Yes. Somewhere that would love you and use you the way that you want to be used. I'm not abuse you. I want to see him be happy.

Yes. I agree right now. I'd agree. Yeah. This game meant nothing except the only thing that was relevant was Max and I going head to head. Max you won this one. Who cares. You're really bummed out aren't you. Hard bodies over. Hard bodies dead. So many. January 9th. Yeah I got to eat 12 hot dogs. That's one day. 12 hot dogs for you. All right. Actually can I just say. Wait. So you're going to bowl 180. Wait. To back up Max. Max. Max. If I had lost it absolutely would have been over for me too. I haven't been like diets over. In like three weeks I got to eat a shitload of hot dogs. What's the point. That's exactly what is going through my head right now. What's the point of being healthy if I got to eat 15 hot dogs. One day.

If you bowl 179 that's where it's coming. That's where I know that drama will be. Drink a beer. Yeah drink a couple beers. Wait you can't do that with that. We did throw out the idea to make it maybe a little more interesting to have Billy drink all of Jake's beers for him. Yeah I'm not drinking beer. Yeah and let Billy just get drunk. Billy just do a case race next to Do it Billy. Sneaky I'm down. Yeah. Yeah. What a guy low key. No one is always will fucking step up for the boys. I actually think that what Billy should do is he should be able to drink Jake's beers but he can't talk at all. Oh Billy like in a room totally quiet and you just you get to drink all the beer you want but you can't say a word. That sounds pretty chill too.

Can I listen to a podcast. Yeah. Get drunk and listen to a podcast. Yeah. Yeah sure. Yeah that sounds pretty good. Okay Falcons bucks. Who cares. Falcons 30 bucks 17. I mean the bucks tried for a little bit and they were winning for a little bit and that's it. I don't really have anything else to say about that Falcons half. I mean are the Falcons going to drop the quarterback. The bucks are smart. Yeah the Falcons. Yeah I think they will. So dude might want to come up to the first pick Falcons. We can just we got the text thread. Yeah. Smith hit him up and be like hey we're thinking about taking a quarterback. Yeah we're thinking about Bryce Young so what are you going to do about it. Make me an offer. Yeah. Yeah this game this game was really inconsequential.

The bucks did the right thing I think you put your guys out there you had him get warmed up go through the motions again so they stayed in like a pattern of playing football every week and then you got him out of the game before anybody got hurt. It's smart. I think their center did get hurt. Oh really. I think someone that's one of their one of their offensive linemen did get hurt in Russell Gage. Oh well never mind. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a PFT. Oh Lions call Jake. Let's go Lions. Lions. We'll talk about there's a flag. We'll talk about this game. Let's say let's you know what let's take a break when we come back. We'll watch the entire game so we could talk about the game right after sound good for everyone. Perfect. That was our Falcons bucks recap.

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assault this week. And it looks like I don't know as a body language expert. I think that Aaron Rodgers has retired from football as first reported by part of my take. All right, we have breaking moves. We're gonna get right back to it. Jake. I went one for six. Jake could not over breaking moves. Not over. Could not have been more wrong. False. I could have been more wrong because I got Giants Viking. Oh my gosh. One for six fake news. Okay. You botched this. No, I did not. Saturday to start off the playoffs is the Seahawks at the 49ers. Saturday night. Chargers at the Jaguars. For the Chargers. Sunday afternoon. One o'clock. Dolphins bills. Then followed by Giants Vikings. Ravens Bengals for Sunday night football. That's surprising to

me that they put the Ravens and the Bengals Sunday night football. Yeah. And then they must have a Mars plan. And then Bucks. They would not do that if he wasn't playing. Cowboys to finish it off on Monday night. Jake, you were wrong. Could have been worse. Fairly. Yeah. You guys want to be negatives so bad. It's not going to work. Well, I mean, you were wrong. You're very wrong. I got one for six on something I'm not an expert in. I can't believe the Jaguars is not 430 Saturday. Yeah. We all thought it. We all thought it. All right. So back to Aaron Rodgers being dead. The Packers lost to a Lions team that didn't have anything to play for. Oh my God. Was that good? And it was in the lasting images

that Aaron Rodgers interception. They're dead. All that talk, all that comeback dead. This has been truly a great day for me. And shout out to Detroit because this is like, I'm going to count this as a playoff victory for the Detroit Lions. Yeah. This is as good as a playoff victory. And like looking back, how did they lose to the Panthers? Yeah. That's probably got to be pretty frustrating. But this is, this is as good as a playoff victory. You eliminated a division rival. You won in Lambo. Not that hard to do for a lot of teams if they're a playoff game. Last game of the year. Not you sent Aaron. You killed Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Skip had, you know, Skip Bayless, who everyone loves his tweets always spot on. He had a great point.

There's actually three straight playoff losses for Aaron Rodgers at Lambo Field. Yeah. So three straight years, three straight playoff losses. Cause this was a playoff game and the Packers are dead. I'm upset that I can't listen to ESPN, Milwaukee right now and listen to people being like, you know, blow the whole franchise up and play in a dome. This, I mean, the Lions were awesome and Dan Campbell's building something. And guess what? I think Jared golf is, is the quarterback. I think they're going to keep him round. So next year, I think he gets like 25 million. How can you join? Yeah. Yeah. He is fucking good. Yeah. I mean, the, the offense has been electric in Detroit this year. And the last thing, the, I mean, Ben Johnson, their offensive

coordinator, hope he doesn't get poached the, um, like the one thing, and you know, I can say this cause I'm, I'm Jared's a good friend of mine is playing in the cold and he proved it tonight. You can play in the cold. Yep. Easy. Callie boy. No problem. Last mission accomplished. The Packers are dead. That was, and they died in such a beautiful fashion. Quay Walker pushing a trainer, stupid penalties, interceptions. Man, that felt so good. And I had a poll. I just put out a poll just, just, just to see, uh, I asked everyone to be unbiased and the poll was simple. Would you rather barely miss the playoffs or have the number one pick and 80.8% voted number one pick, 65,000 votes. I'd actually argue that the number one pick,

if you can't win the Super Bowl, that's the second best spot to be in. Number one pick. Yeah. Give the number one pick. Otherwise you just get really tired and you have to go through the playoffs. Yeah. You're just the, you're just a loser. Number one pick when the calendar turns, who's, who's, who's, who's in the driver's seat, the number one. Actually, I, I would rather in the season with like maybe a late round drafted quarterback that plays like he would be the number one pick. So then you have two number one picks. That's true. That's good point. That's a good point. Um, all right. So yeah, the schedule is out. Jake completely botched it. He's our, he's our mostly botched it. He's our, uh, what's his name? Steve Kornacky.

Kornacky. Yeah. Jake Kornacky. Yes. He hates that guy. So I'd hope I'm not in this category. I don't, I don't hate that guy. You're like Nate Silver in 2016. I don't hate him. He's just, he's just a nerd with freak stats. Yeah. You don't even have the freak stats. You're just wrong. You got them all wrong. Oh, I didn't. They bring that guy out. I mean, yeah, he did. Yeah. Anyone could have gotten one right. They bring that guy out and they add, I didn't even make a prediction. Exactly. You can get one right. I mean, I would have gotten at least four or five, at least you got them all wrong. We might have to reassess, uh, the flex, the flex job. I'm wanting to know my last one. Which one? Flex of the year. Assisted by for the vision around,

but assisted by you. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, you just, I was, I thought, I thought you had the schedule nailed and it was just, what do you know about schedules Billy? There's 17 weeks in a season. So I feel like Billy's got the bends, by the way, because he's like a little, he's a little subdued today. I'm going to be honest. I'm pretty tired. Yeah. I think, I think Billy's very subdued. He's got a lot of perspective going down under the water. I'm low energy today guys. Yeah. I'm trying to bring it, but working on it. It's tough when you go to the bottom of the world and then have to come back up where the mortals live. Yeah. Low key, low key right now. Real low key. Um, all right. So yeah, the Packers are dead. I don't know. Do you think this is Aaron

Rogers last game? Yeah. No, I just said, I think that he's actually done. If you look at what happened after the game, this looks like he's done. Wow. I think he's finished. Wouldn't that be sweet? I think he's finished, finished, finished. We put out a status second ago that, um, he has the exact same number of playoff victories since 2017 as Blake Bortles, which I think is a little bit insulting. Wow. That you said that and compared them to, to Aaron Rogers, but it just, it just numbers never lie. I mean, Jake, you know me, I love my numbers. They have the exact same amount of playoff victories. Same exact amount of Tennessee championships as Rex Grossman and Super Bowl since 2017 too. That's true. Man, this was good. This was a great day. I feel great.

Packers fans, I'm sorry. Cause I didn't, I will put my hand up. I didn't realize while we were watching the game that the Lions had already been eliminated and I'm an NFC North guy through and through. So I always want as many NFC North teams in the playoffs. So I fucked up. I would, I would have been rooting for the Packers if, if I had known that, but, uh, so I made a mistake. I actually do feel bad for, for Packers fans. I, I'm on Packers fans side in this because what we saw tonight was an embarrassment for Packers fans. Like it's sad that they have to deal with that type of product being put on the field. And it's sad that they have to watch their, not, not just one first round pick, but both of their first round picks on defense assault training staff members tonight,

especially given what we've seen this week and how important the training staff is. I feel bad for Packers fans that they have to deal with that. You guys don't deserve that. I don't. You guys don't deserve. I don't feel bad for them at all. You deserve better than that. I don't feel bad for them all. Uh, okay. So Packers are eliminated. Seahawks are in the playoffs. Kind of weird. We like expect it all day that the Packers would be the ones that would get there. And now it's like, Oh shit. Uh, we might as well start with them. The Seahawks are in the fucking playoffs, flip the page. They just couldn't have enacted a better revenge on Russell Wilson than what happened this season. Pete Carroll takes the Seahawks to the playoffs. Everyone thought they

were going to be one of the worst teams in the NFL going into this season. Geno Smith is starting a playoff game. It's crazy. And that game today was, was nuts because they tried to give it away. Uh, Baker Mayfield, like he had, he had a couple of moments and then he had to pick in, in overtime, but man, the Seahawks tried to try to lose it like six different times, but they made the playoffs. They're playing the 49ers. They'll probably get shit pumped by the 49ers, but they made the playoffs and they also have the fifth pick in the draft. That's pretty damn good. And you've got, uh, you don't have Russell Wilson. Yes. That's another bonus thing that you have working. And you're in the playoffs and you're in the playoffs. Geno Smith is, uh, he's a free agent this year. So

someone's going to pay him. Geno is going to get a shitload of money. Um, I hope it's not my team, but somebody's going to pay Geno Smith. Maybe the Jets, Billy. He's coming home, baby. Yeah. Wow. What a redempt. He would stink right away. Yeah. Like he'd get off the, he'd get off the plane and like, and, and roll his ankle and get that, get that Jets back in him. Yeah. Turn into old Geno. Yeah. But yeah, it's a, it's a great season if you're a Seahawks fan. Great. He actually made the playoffs. That's good. You even, I mean, you're not going to beat the 49ers, but like you can lie to yourself and just go back. Here's what you should do if you're a Seahawks fan this week. Go back and watch like old playoff games and watch, um, like old NFC West, uh, rivalry games

when it was, you know, the legion of boom, because those were some awesome games. So it was like Kaepernick against those Seahawks. You would beat them up. Just go watch some of those and be like, it's the same uniforms that are going to be playing this weekend. You never know. It doesn't even matter if they, like they're not going to win this game, but it doesn't matter. They, they broke up with their girlfriend. They lost a lot of weight. Their girlfriend lost, lost his job, like got, you know, the boss fired too on the way out. Everything has gone wrong in her life and you're living your best life. Like you, you know, you got the dream job. You're looking great. Yeah. You're a new girlfriend. She's hot. She's back on plenty of fish. You're

on Raya right now. Yeah. You're cruising those internet streets. It's like, you couldn't have won a breakup better than what the Seahawks did this year. And you have the fifth pick. Yep. It's insane. So congrats to Seahawks. As for the Rams, everything points towards Sean McVeigh, possibly taking a, I've heard it be, uh, deemed a hiatus. So he's going to take at least a year off. What are you going to say Hank? Am I wrong in thinking that Sean McVeigh is very smart for being the Rams coach, but if this were any other franchise, they would hate him and be furious at it for being like one foot out the door and just basically like tanking the team's future to win the Super Bowl last year, but then abandoning them. It's like, doesn't matter when a ring. Well,

he also, is it though? I think so. Well, Hank, we all can't be lucky enough to have 17 year dynasties. I didn't say it as a fact. I raised a question and asked a question. So I get what you're saying. I've also heard it, uh, through sources, um, and not really just really reading articles that he's might take a year off and the Rams are like, when do you want to come back? You're our coach. I don't know how that would work. Uh, yeah, I don't, I don't know how that was sabbatical. I have no idea how that worked, but that also is less need. Like he's the GM. He's the one who mortgaged the future for a ring. So I don't know. You can't be that mad. He was, he gave you a lot of good years. He took you to two Super Bowls, one, one of them.

We're going to say Billy, I think he's going to be this generation's John Gruden. Oh, no, no, just like every time there's a vacancy and if he goes into media, he's going to be a name. Well, yeah, that's 100%. What's going to, I mean, if he's, if he's in media, he can just name his spot to go back. I think he actually probably is a little mad at himself for not doing this last year, right after the Super Bowl. He fucked it up. He fucked up big time. Like if he had known that this season was going to turn out the way that it did, he definitely would not have come back. But he's, the nice thing is if you get into media, all of a sudden you're working around all other media people. So if you want your name to be

leaked, just like go next door and whisper into Peter King's head and be like, Hey, so I'm being considered right now as the next coach of the Miami Dolphins. And the next thing you know, that's a report and then people will talk about you. So he's going to, he's going to be able to have any, the world is his oyster. He should have retired after last year. Go make a shitload of money on TV. You work like 10 hours a week and then whenever you feel like you want to get back in coaching again, you can pick a spot that's like set up for the future, a team that has like multiple draft picks, it's going to pay you a shitload of money. That's probably what he'll do. Exactly. Also breaking moves. We should have mentioned this as well.

Breaking moves. Lovey Smith has been fired. So we alluded to it at the first part of the show when we were taping before he did actually get fired, goes out a king, goes out with pride. I love him forever. He got fired because he won a game. That's what it came down to. I think that he, I think he would have kept his job if he had lost because they probably asked him. And I do want to know what those conversations are like between an ownership and a head coach. They were probably just like, dude, what were you thinking? There was no reason for us to win this game. Max now has the bowl. I want to know that the conversations that happened like before the games though, how they're able to tell them to lose without, because they want to be very

careful in the way that they say things. Like the dolphins, the whole, what was he trying to pay him? Like $100,000 per loss a couple of seasons ago. I want to know how, how like delicate they are and what kind of code words they use. I think that going for two is kind of him trying to lose it. Ooh. Love it. I mean, it was kind of a bad play. Yeah. In trying to, because he could have just tied it up, right? Yeah. They could have tied it up and then gone to overtime. So that's, that's kind of what you would do if you were playing to win. Yeah. I think the way that they probably do it, the ownership would probably be like, we want to see what our young guys have for us. We want to see like how much depth we have for next year, which is essentially code for

just like start the backups. And again, I mean, Davis Mills is playing for his job. So it's hard to tell a guy who like is literally playing for his livelihood going forward in the NFL. Like, Hey dude, try to throw this game or really suck. Right. Yeah. And a lot of guys, that goes for a lot of guys who were playing. All right. So yeah, Seahawks in the playoffs, number seven seed, playing at 430 on Saturday, which is the game that Jake predicted was going to be the Jaguars Chargers. He was wrong about that one. I think we're all wrong about that one. No, we weren't. We were all wrong about that. We were all dead wrong about that one. I haven't said it in boomers. I absolutely thought that was, we all thought, I guess the Jaguars, that's like a big come up.

Yeah. They got the promotion to Saturday night. They're a night team now. I love that. The vibes in Jacksonville at night are awesome. Is everyone there is going to be so drunk? Yeah. It's going to be incredible. It's going to be sick. All right. So back to the other games, Broncos 31 Chargers 28. Brandon Staley is the biggest idiot in the world. I don't know why he was playing all his starters for the entire game. Mike Williams got carted off with a back injury. So the Chargers, when they started this game, when this game kicked off, they knew that they were playing for absolutely nothing. Literally nothing. I think he said afterwards it was for momentum or whatever, but you had Mike Williams get hurt. You had Bosa. I think he left the game,

possibly injured, didn't come back, but that also could be like a plan. But holy shit, what an idiot. Like a really dumb thing for him to do, to be playing, be the coach of the probably the most snake bitten franchise of all time, playing in a game that means absolutely nothing six days before your playoff game and be like, yeah, let's play everyone. Yeah. So he was asked about it after the game. He said, these aren't easy decisions. They're not easy decisions and hindsight is perfect for everybody on the outside, but these games are not easy to manage. They're not because you don't have that many players. We did it to the best of our ability. And to be fair to Brandon Staley, there's no,

you can't possibly predict that if you've got like Kenan Allen and Mike Williams on your team or Joey Bosa, that maybe one of those guys could get injured and have like a soft tissue injury. That'd be crazy. He's not some sort of psychic. He doesn't see the future. No, no. Yeah. There's no way he could, he could tell that. So yeah. And the Broncos, I feel like Russ was basically said, I need to play well enough that Sean Payton wants to come and coach me because he actually did play well today. He had three touchdowns. He was moving around in the pocket, throwing deep balls. He basically said to himself, looked himself in the mirror was like, Mr. Unlimited, you got to do this so that you get a decent coach next year,

not like the fifth or sixth choice that doesn't want to coach me. Their offense is twice as good as it was before they fired hack. Like in terms of points per games. So the question that you have to ask yourself is one, should you sign Russ Wilson to an extension right now? I think you got to lock that guy up. The last two games he's been playing has been incredible. The second thing is they asked Russ after the game what the explanation was like, why is the offense so much better now? And he's like, well, we're relying more on the running game and then building off of that using play action. Just remind me a second, when Russell Wilson, when he left Seattle, the main reason why was because he didn't want to keep playing in a rush first play action

predicated offense. He wanted to cook. He wanted to cook. He wanted to cook. And so now that's what they're doing. I think Nathaniel Hackett, if he could go back in time, he would be like, well, first of all, probably not take that job. Yeah. Secondly, maybe stick to the surgery. And then definitely still do the interview with us because we waited till like week 12 to start making fun of him. That was definitely a good PR move on his part. That was probably his best coaching decision all year. Yeah. So he probably would go back and say, I'm going to run the offense that I want to run and not just like be complacent to all of Russell Wilson's thoughts. Yes. Yes. And also I'm taking away Russell Wilson's office and parking spaces. Yes,

all of that, all of that. But yeah, Russ Wilson, maybe, maybe did enough that someone's like, Oh, he's not bad. You show it. He did show you enough these last couple weeks. Like watching him play. He looked a little bit like the old Russ. Yeah. All right. Next up, Eagles 22, Giants 16. Eagles get the one seed. Hank Cowboys, we're going to get the one seed. Daniel Jones plays this game. It's a different story, but what about the Cowboys losing? They kind of got their ass kicked today. That part. Yeah. I wasn't, you know, same hell. Absolute wagon. Yeah. I just like this game for me, I had the Can't Lose Parley. And it hurt six and a half. It hurt. Just was a soul crushing loss, especially after

the Hungry Dog loss in the first leg. The Hungry Dog went, Oh, no, it didn't align. And the Rams, I took them because you said, I think the Rams are going to win because McVeigh. Yeah. That was, yeah. So then on Friday. So that was just, can you admit that was just troll shit? No, I mean, I believed it. I just didn't realize Daniel Jones wasn't going to play. I didn't realize that the Cowboys weren't going to try against the commanders in that same house of beast. The Eagles almost lost to the fucking JV Squad Giants. So I don't like, I'm not, I don't, I'm not thrilled if I'm Max. Max. Are you thrilled? I want to answer that without, I don't, I'm, yes, I'm not thrilled, but it's not because you said

that I'm not thrilled. You're not owned. I'm not owned. Yeah. Not mad right now. No. I'm worried about Hertz, Hertz's health. Why he didn't look good. But I thought it was confirmed that he was totally fine. Well, it was confirmed that he was going to play. And also that he was fine. Did he not play well? He didn't play great. And the more concerning thing is after the game of just everyone talking about how much pain he's in. Oh, that's not good. What? Pain everywhere. Hertz is in pain? Hertz is hurt. There's a, you got the bye week. Yeah. You have time to get healthy. The bye week is nice. Lane Johnson's coming back. Lane will be back. He probably will also be in some pain. It would be nice if you could just have Boston Scott play against the Giants every single game.

Boston Scott's the best. He really is the best. It was great. Did you know that 60% of his career touchdowns have come against the Giants? Yeah. It's like the meme that goes through Philly, Twitter, every single time we play the Giants is Boston Scott anytime touchdown score. And it hits every time. Yeah. The only team he scores against. So yeah, he said he was in pain afterwards throwing. That doesn't feel good. The quarterback? Yeah. He just shoot it up. Fuck you, Hank. I'm just, I'm just making sure that the guy that throws the ball professionally being in hurt when he throws. He's got a week. Going into the playoffs. But he's a warrior. He's going to grind it out. He's got a week. We got a really, we got a really root for the Giants here. Max,

we got a root for the Giants. Who do you want to play, man? Giants. I mean, I don't, I'm not really scared of anybody in the divisional round. Totally not. Totally not. Who am I supposed to be scared of? Left hand up. The Bucks? Fuck the Bucks. The Cowboys? Fuck the Cowboys looked horrible today. Yeah, they did. We did Cowboys. Yeah. Give me the Cowboys. Give me the Cowboys. We need that. Hank's number one seed. Yeah. You'll see why in a couple weeks. Oh man. Okay. It is good that you've got two weeks though. Yeah, we got the, get healthy. Just get healthy. Gotta come to the link. Gotta come to the link. Gotta come to the link. We got to get, maybe get batteries thrown to you. No matter what. No matter what who wins

that game, Cowboys. No, if the Giants or Seahawks win, they would go. You don't know the ball. You don't know ball. The way you said it, I was confused. No, I was, I mean, I was clarifying. Best case scenario is Seahawks shocked the world. Yeah. That would be best case scenario for the, give me the fucking Cowboys. Oh, he's calling them out. I want the Cowboys. That's a call out. That's a call out. I actually should say right now, because we're just out in the open. I'm going to, to bet the Buccaneers, I think. Yeah. Well, I'm, yeah, of course. Tom Brady's never lost the Cowboys. This is whose line is it anyway? I'm going to say Cowboys minus. It's at Tampa Bay. I think it's, I know you're struggling with the fact that the Cowboys are

not the ones. I think it's a pick them. Cowboys. I'm going to say Cowboys minus, would you say two? Do I go one and a half or two and a half? Two and a half. Cowboys minus three. Got him. I love the Bucs. I love the Bucs. I love the Bucs in this. Please let the Cowboys fans bet that, bet that, bet that line. I mean, did you see the Cowboys today? Dog shit. Dog shit team. Brady's never lost them. Never lost them. Yeah. Let's talk about that game. Come in. Wait, wait real quick. We should, let's not bury the lead here in the Giants Eagles game. Golliday caught a touchdown pass. Yes, he did. His first touchdown pass for the New York Giants. They've paid him $36 million for one touchdown at this point. So he's what,

two years into the four year $72 million contract. It's never a good thing when you Google somebody and the first thing that pops up after their name is contract because then you know it's a bad contract. That's never happened to anybody that's on a good contract where everyone's Googling how much money they make because they're so poor. So yeah, Golliday, one touchdown. I hope he only gets one for the Giants. They hate him so much. Maybe he's just warming up. Maybe he's just warming up for the playoffs. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe he's just a prime time guy. Yeah. He makes big plays and big games. Yeah. And what do you, what do you end up 72 catches away from getting his incentive? Yeah, something like that. Memes loved that one. He did. Yeah. He was sharing it

everywhere. Okay. Yeah. Commander's Cowboys. You guys whooped him. Yeah. He was whooping. Fucking killed him. Sam Hall is the future baby. He looked good enough to, he looked good enough for me to lie to myself for an off season to get excited about a year of Sam Hall. That's really all I needed out of him. And he was able to do that. Also when, when a player's first pass that they ever throw in the NFL goes for a touchdown, to me that just tells me that they're going to be Hall of Famer. Yeah. Like that's an amazing start. It's a perfect start to the career. I'd agree. So yeah, Sam Hall got Major Tutty saw his first win in person today. Love it. That was big of us. And Taylor Heineke was the first guy clapping them up,

rooting them on on the sidelines. I'm just, I'm excited. Taylor Heineke is now the next member of a long list of former Washington commanders that go to a new team. And I just root like hell for him. So that's, that's where I'm at. Why can't he be the backup? You think he wants to stick around after what happened? I don't know. Well, Ron Rivera might not know that. That's the thing about the, uh, the organization right now is Snyder's trying to sell the team. Right. You can't fire a coach right now. True. Cause then one who would want to come be the coach, knowing that once they sell the team, you're probably going to get fired again. Yeah. And if you can get somebody that wants that job,

that person probably sucks. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. Um, yeah. So the Dak Prescott seven straight games within an interception. He stinks. He's bad. I don't believe in him whatsoever. I'm sorry. I just don't, I know that he's like good ish. I don't, uh, he's like good in theory. Right. He's good in theory. And God damn it. Max is still upset about all the comparisons and Carson Wentz. Yeah, you can see him fuming, but, um, yeah, it's a, if you're a Cowboys fan, I've noticed that when you talk a lot of shit about a lot of different fan bases or a lot of teams on the show, Cowboys fans are pretty silent when we talk shit about their, their organization. I think enough years have just gone by that it's just,

it's tough for them. I think it's embarrassing to be a Cowboys fan. Yeah. Yeah. And like we went through that conversation about what, what was the point in every season that essentially like the, the Cowboys hype reached its fever pitch and that guy actually went through the last 20 years for me and, and points to every single game. And it feels like we've passed that moment. I feel like the Colts, when they kicked the shit out of the Colts, that was it. And the Cowboys are going to be out. I don't know. Maybe they'll win a game, but they got to play Tom Brady. Yeah. It's this, it's all points to a collapse. Now, has there ever been a coach that was fired after winning a playoff after going to two

straight playoffs after going to two straight playoffs? I'm sure. I mean, Mike McCarthy, he had that dumb fat face on today. If you, Jerry Jones probably wanted to fire Mike McCarthy after this game. Yeah. Even though like they have a playoff game, they're still very much alive. Yeah. It was bad. It was an ugly, they just weren't ready to play today. It's also one of those games where you could have easily just played your backups and been like, we're not trying. Yeah. Instead they were just not trying with all their starters. Yeah. Makes it look way worse. Yeah. That was, that was against their like starting defense. Yeah. And Sam Hall, he didn't like set the world

on fire. I think he had 180 yards passing, one touchdown, one interception. For the most part, besides that bad pick, he took care of the ball and he's a decent runner. I'm starting to soften my take that I can't trust him because he doesn't eat red meat. Yeah. Yeah. And shout out Max, by the way. He had this game nailed. He had the under. He picked it, fucking nailed it. Like, I mean, that was never even close. Yeah. You got that one, Max. Anything, Max? I mean, that was great pick. Yeah. Great pick. Nailed that one, dude. As a fan of a joke of a franchise, because I don't want to just lash out at Cowboys fans without realizing I'm in a glass house here, because my franchise is a massive joke. I do feel compelled to point out sometimes when they do

something right. I unironically like Major Tutty. Yeah, I like the hog. People are giving him a lot of shit because I think it's everyone's reflex knee jerk reaction. When the commanders do anything, make fun of them and 99% of the time that's the correct reaction to have to whatever they do. I like Major Tutty, but he needs a bigger ass. If he's supposed to be an offensive lineman, he's got to have big legs. He's got to have a big ass. I agree. He doesn't have a big ass. They gave him padding around his waistline, so he's got a stomach, but no ass. Give the hog an ass. Yeah. We're going to say Billy. I think he looks too much like a farm pig. Okay. Oh, yeah. That's what I was going to say. Like porky pig. I'm like, that's bacon. It's not

very intimidating. It's what you eat. You need like a wild hog. The wild hog. Yeah. Yeah. You need something that will fuck some shit up. That's too domestic. You need to get in the helicopter to gun him down. An animal farm. Yeah. Here's what we do. We give him a bigger ass, and then we give him some stubble. I think if he had like stubble, like a beard, like a feral hog. Yeah. Like maybe he's working a nine to five. He hates. Yeah. Which he probably is. He's got a tattoo. Yeah. He literally is. He definitely don't pay him. Yeah. Does he have tusks? No. He's got tusks. Yeah. Now we're getting to boar territory. Yeah, but I think Billy's right. When you see that, it's too much. You want to eat it. Porky pig. Yeah. Yeah. But that said,

it could be a lot worse. They didn't fuck it up too bad. Yeah. No, I like it. I like it. All right. Last game 49ers Cardinals. 49ers kicked the shit out of the Cardinals. The biggest story of this game was Darren Ravel cut in line of a bunch of special needs children to say hello to JJ Watt. So the craziest part of this video is that Darren Ravel, he goes out and he's waiting for JJ Watt who's doing his pregame like playing catch with fans. Darren's got a front row seat to it and he's just standing there like a creep. Wait, did he just end up there? No, he was camped out there for like 20 minutes trying to get a good spot to say nice career to JJ Watt and then JJ turns around and then Darren just goes up to him, puts his hand on his shoulder like a weirdo

and gives him a hug. And meanwhile you've got like four kids that have special needs behind him crying because JJ Watt's not high fiving them before the game. He was standing there and he basically in his mind was like, I'm going to plan to stand in a spot where JJ sees me, comes up to me, hugs me. JJ was not paying attention to him and walked past him. And in the video, you can see the panic in Ravel's eyes being like, Oh my God, JJ didn't notice me. So then he like does the thing where you speed walk and you're kind of running like, you know, Olympics, Olympic speed walking essentially. He's sped walk behind him and right before JJ gets to the group of special needs children who are like waiting with him with open arms, he grabs his shoulder and like forces the interaction

with JJ. I mean, it's Ravel. So it's like he's got a laundry list of moments like this, but this one's up there. Maybe the one shining moment. It's really our dash. Maybe the worst part of it. Gatorade picture. And this, this tells you everything you need to know about Darren is he posted this video himself. Yes. So he was proud. So he has no idea how weird this makes him look. Yeah. I mean, well, he did. He also posted his, you know, Martin Luther King memorabilia. Yeah. And the girl that there were definitely nine special needs children behind him. Yeah. And then he wants to track down Leslie Leslie Leslie from the pool. Yeah. No, Darren was never afraid of girls. Quite the opposite. He always knew he liked girls even when he was three shot him out

though. I wouldn't have a job here without him. That's true all the time. Well, I was saying we're going to have to probably do like a Tik Tok or something recreating this video. Just the walk, the walk that he does to follow JJ. And I think he cut off the sound, but you can see his mouth moving. And he, I think he was like, JJ, JJ, JJ, like trying to get his attention. Yeah. JJ's probably retiring just to get away from Darren Revelle. Yeah. The fact that he, like, it's not even, we're not even, he posted it on his own story. Right. No, it's not like a, it's not like a candid video, like look at Revelle being a weirdo. It's like he posted this video. He thought it made him look cool because it was showing how hard he was worked and like how close of friends he was

with JJ Watt. Yeah. Crazy. Absolutely. JJ, if you want us, if you want us to take care of anything for you, let us know. Yeah. If you want anybody handled, we'll take care of happy to do that. By the way, I just pulled up Matt LaFleur's press conference and everyone's just spamming the chat with tomatoes. It's pretty awesome. Throw tomatoes out. The Niners are awesome. The Niners are a scary, scary fucking team. Shout out to George Kittle's grandmother, 100 years old. She's at the game. They sung happy birthday to her in the stands. Damn, and they scored two touchdowns. His is the best. His grandmother for being a hundred. She looks crazy young for being a hundred. She looked, no, no. Careful, careful. Hey, don't anyone that watches this. Take out that phone.

This is not a bonk. She's, she looks like she's, I don't know, 80 years old and she's a hundred. That's awesome. And she was so happy to be there for a grandson. It's cool. It's a good moment. I'm not being horny. Would you take her out on a date? No. So is this on the list? I mean, like, yeah, okay. She's like a nice woman. George Kittle's great. I got another one. I got, I mean, Major Tutty, she's needing a bigger ass obviously on there. She's not. Well, let's set weekly meetings on like Friday. You guys are so, you guys are so horny right now that like, I can't even say that an older person looks great for their age without you thinking I want to be on towards her. Actually, this is a very current piece. I just wrote a blog. Turns out

hornier people live longer. Oh, okay. Yeah. There was a study done for them. So what are you saying, Billy? You're saying that his grandmother's horny? No. You're saying his grandmother would accept the date offer from PFT. You're going to live a long time. Hundred years is so long. Yeah, I don't want to be a hundred. That's so crazy. I only want to live to be a hundred years old if one of my grandchildren is in the NFL. That's the only reason. So I can go to their games and get good seats. Yeah. Virginia McCasky just turned a hundred and two. Oh, wow. Hank. What was that, Hank? Doom and gloom. Little Mike Greenberg there. He said, think the NFL is going to be around that long? We're going to play flag football. Yeah. All right, Greta. Yeah. You probably think the NBA

is next up, huh? No, NBA is, they got China on their side. Pickleball. Pickleball. Pickleball. Pickleball. Oh yeah. The JJ Watts last game. Did you see the wild stat, Jake? Oh, you missed it. Oh, you did. Every stadium. So he had played in every single stadium except the Mercedes Benz Dome, which he played in last week. And then Levi Stadium, which he played in this week. So every active stadium he has played in, in his NFL career. That's pretty cool. That's great. Yeah. Wild. Good for JJ. You think he's ever going to want to come back? Well, we're going to have him on Super Bowl weeks, so we'll ask him. I get to see him being a broadcaster. Yeah. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. Probably. He could probably name his job. Yeah. I think he just wants

to be a dad. Yeah. I think he brought his... So he'll be broadcasting in a year. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. That's a good point, Hank. Yep. Good point. He's going to try being a dad and then he's going to be like, I wish I had something else that I could do. Yeah. My wife told me, get out of the house. Yeah. Every ex-NFL player ever. I just want to be with my family. Then I was around morning and my wife told me, what the hell are you doing? You got to do something with your life. Okay. So that's week 18. That was a great week. And we have our playoff set and I'm very, very excited for playoff football. Billy, do we have football guy the week? Let's do it. Yes. Let's do an ad and then we'll do football guy the week and we'll wrap up with who's back.

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trip by scanning the QR code at the C4 energy display. No purchase necessary. Must be 18 or older and have a valid ID to win. Okay, Billy football guys week. I'm just happy for Lions fans. I really am. That was awesome. You know the off season. They're going to be the sexiest pick. Oh yeah. They should have made the playoffs. They should. I wish we could just like the seventh seed should just be a fan vote. Well, so I kind of like the Thanksgiving game to obviously was the Bills but like they weren't they winning that they were winning and then Josh Allen had that long throw. Yeah. Josh Allen them with like 13 seconds left. Yeah. I don't want to do this to the Lions fans but I'm going to look up their schedule right now. I mean they lost to Seahawks

in that crazy shootout in Detroit that they probably very well could have won. I think the Vikings was another one. Yeah. They blew that game. Oh man. That's Panthers like two weeks ago. They got smoked. Yeah. That wasn't but there was there was like the Bills game they were winning in the fourth quarter. The Seahawks game they're winning the fourth quarter. They lost the Dolphins by four. That hurt. Yeah. The Panthers game though does stick out because that was after they had flipped the switch and gotten good. Yeah. I think if you had to ask them take back one game it's probably that one. Right. Yeah. The Panthers feel like you take back game that you were closer in though. Well they were they were beating the the Dolphins twenty seven seventeen and a half. We shouldn't

do this. Yeah. No. No. I'm happy Lions fans. That was that was a fun night. We're not going to do this. All right. Football guy of the week. Congratulations to Blaine Gabbard who won last week for saving helicopter crash victims in a jet ski from drowning. And now that he won the majority of the vote with exactly 69 percent of the vote. Nice. Our first nominee is Rex Ryan. If you guys didn't see Rex Ryan was crying regarding DeMar Hamlin waking up at the hospital and you know asking whether his team won and the doctor replied no. DeMar you actually won the game of life and he had a very emotional cry on TV. This week is basically several figures around the DeMar Hamlin. It's people reacting to DeMar.

Well there's got to be one other one. Right. Right. Peyton Hillis. Yeah. Yeah. Second nominee Peyton Hillis. Peyton Hillis rescued both of his children from drowning in another water related incident. Not sure the exact specifics but he was put on a ventilator in the hospital and his kidneys are not so sending some prayers his way. But he's still in critical condition. But he saved both his children and sacrificed himself. Yeah. Football guy. Yeah. That's a huge crazy story. Hope he gets better. Third nominee is actually DeMar Hamlin for asking whether his team won. Wait. So wait. So Billy we're in a tough situation here because you're going to have DeMar Hamlin going up against Peyton Hillis. Well I could have I could have

just been like DeMar Hamlin wins this week but in the spirit of football guys there still needs to be a competition. Football guys loves to compete. That's a great point. Great point. They're going to compete as a checkmate right there. Yeah. So he wouldn't want to win it straight up. None of these guys would. They would want to compete. They want to compete. They want to win. They're not pulling their starters. Right. Okay. The fourth nominee is the Bill's training staff who got a full standing ovation. So proud. He's like a high school player. Yeah. Bill's stadium. All right. So it's Jared Lasonko. He's a right guard. He eats pancakes at St. Mary's Prep Academy and he makes pancakes for his whole team before every practice and then he puts syrup on them.

Yeah. So who's the bigger football guy. Bill's medical training staff. I feel guilty voting on this one. Yeah. I mean like Peyton Hillis and DeMar. I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. It's the pancake guy. Easy winner. It's actually pretty sweet. And he also cuts her into a mullet and shaved pancake into the side of his head. A lot of football guys this week. All right. Go vote. The blog is up. Let's finish up. Who's back of the week. My who's back was going to be Ravel. But we just talked about that. So I will just give an update for my Firefest Friday. I'm back. My back is back. Hell yeah. Slat situation was resolved. A lot of people reached out. There's a lot of I thought about making it only fans for my slats. Everyone everyone wanted to see what

my slats were looking like. People were people were feeding the slats. But there were some good suggestions. One Stuley AWL reached out with a very specific he's like I had an Ikea look for this. This happened to me and I did that and realized the issue basically the middle bracket holding up the slats was lower than the side ones. So that was what was creating the sink. And then I had to you know take out the screws screwing back in their level. You put the middle the middle beam into the wrong holes on this. Yes. And I'm not a football guy move. I had there was not me that assembled the bed. So I will take only partial blame. But it was assembled incorrectly. I slept on it for probably a little bit too long. So Hank there were actually a lot

of people that were saying that you just fucked too hard. And that's why your bed keeps breaking. Yeah. Not true. But your firefest last week was that you you have too much powerful sex. Yeah. That you can't keep a bed around. Definitely. Definitely not. But that's all right. Yeah. Let it let us just take that. Yeah. That rumor be out for sure. Yeah. All right. PFC Hoosier who's back. My who's back of the week is pretty much dry January. So we're doing it again this year. So we're doing Super Bowl abs. We're getting hard bodies. But I have a Max. He's out. Not Max. Because he has to eat hot dogs in three weeks. He has to eat 12 hot dogs in three weeks. I've got a method that might I'm not a nutritionist but I do this every January. People always do

like sober October or dry January. I do pretty much dry January every year which it helps you lose some pounds. The rules are you're allowed no drinking except you can drink on the weekends and on Thursdays. And if there's Monday night football you can have a few beers during Monday night football. But besides that it's a good chance to like reset your body. Get the kidneys and the liver back to normal functioning or if you have to do like a bowling challenge then you can drink beer too. Actually just if you're out of bowling alley you can drink. Doesn't matter the night of the week. Yeah. What's your birthday. Yes. Yes. Good point. So there's birthday week and Billy's birthday is also in January. So yeah you can drink on your birthday.

The day or your friend's birthday. Yeah. Your friend's birthday is or if you have like a party that's celebrating your birthday that's not on your birthday you can drink that night too. What about the national championship. Yeah. No. So if there's a football game on Monday night that's that football game. What are you going to a concert. Yeah. Where. New York. Okay. Like at a big a big venue. Sure. Sure. Yes. It's a bit. Yes. Yeah. Both. Yeah. No. The answer is yes to either one. What do you have to do a case race. Yeah. You're allowed to do that too. Okay. If it's for work. Yeah. It's for work. Okay. All right. Yeah. So those are the rules. The bottom line is like you it's a great way to shed some calories

and drop some pounds. I know like this time of year we're all starting to get back in the in the healthy kick of things. Except Max. Except for Max. So jump start your year with pretty much basically dry January. I love it Max. I really did have the same exact thought. I was like if I lose this I'm done. I'm done dieting. It's stupid. I don't like it. I'll just live fat. Oh also if you're on a plane. Yeah. You can drink on a plane or an airport. Yeah. Or train. Yes. Yes. Train sir. Yeah. If you're traveling including the path train. Yeah. No. No. You can't drink in the past. Subway. Yes. Yeah. Subway. Yes. You have to wait till you get to New York. Yes. All right. My who's back is Aaron. Oh wait. No. Shit. They lost. Fuck.

I thought they were going to be in the playoffs. That's my bad. No. My who's back is God damn it. I can't wait till we finish this show. I'm going to fire up Milwaukee Radio and just listen to it all the way home. Probably sit in my car till like 3 a.m. It's going to be so good. It's going to be so fucking good. Oh my God. I can't believe they lost a home game with the Lions team that didn't have to play for anything. Aaron Rodgers just said that that he is not going to hold the team hostage. He just needs some time to get the emotion out of it and figure out what's best. Got it. So he's not taking them hostage. He's just going to straight up kill them. Retire. Retire. He's going to do it quickly. All right. My who's back is

overreacting to things. So I like to do this week 18. Just look back real quick. I'm just going to read off a couple of games for you from the NFL season early on weeks one through four Chicago Bears 19 San Francisco 49ers 10. That makes no sense. That makes no sense. Does it not. That was the shit game. The rain game. But that makes no sense. Colts Texans 2020 actually makes perfect. Yes. The Seattle Seahawks. Oh no. That actually makes sense. That one. And then also we had the Indianapolis Colts 20 the Kansas City Chief 17. That makes no sense. That makes absolutely no sense. That was the sun game. Could you imagine if they played right now. No chance. Yep. And one last one Texans 13 Jaguars six. That makes no sense. Whoa. I just love

looking back and be like what the fuck. How did that happen. That is crazy. Yeah. So some games that were just you know we overreacted in the moment. I'm sure the few listening to the episodes after we probably declared every loser of those teams dead and those three teams that I just listed are in the playoffs. So whoops. Hand up. Yep. We were wrong. We have many times. I think we've learned our lesson about overreacting to stuff this year. Yeah we won't do that ever again. Aaron Rodgers is dead. The Packers are dead. They'll never be good again. We don't want to check that poll real quick one last time. So it was what did I say 80.8 percent was people picking the first round. The first pick 80 percent 80 percent.

Seems like the polls done feels good. Number one pick. Billy who's your who's back. My who's back is adventure. Yes. So around this time of year this past weekend get a little antsy trying to quit seditious acts. So I decided to go look for some adventure. Brazil this weekend. No. No. Other who's back shamans. There was a shaman down there. But there was on the Joe Rogan show a guy came on and talked about how the American National History Museum dumped 50 tons of mammoth bones into the East River. Dave was talking about that. No. Other guy dumped it in the river. So heard about this said hey wait the mammoth bones were dumped in the river. They were dumped in the river. They weren't the mammoths didn't die in the river. Nope they were just dumped. They were

in the museum and they didn't have anywhere to store them. And so back in the 1800s if you didn't have a place to put your stuff you just went to the river. Yeah that makes sense. It was in 1930s 40s-ish. Okay. So I just talked to the first person I thought of who'd be down for some sort of excursion to maybe look for these bones. The mammoth tusks are worth a lot of money. Yeah. So if we found one it would be able to finance the trip. So I called up Donnie from Donnie does. Great YouTube channel. Check it out. And I was like yo Donnie do you want to go look for mammoth bones in the bottom of the East River. And he was like yes. So then we linked up with these guys. Shout out Dirty Water Don. He's got a show on Discovery Channel. Check it out. It's sewer diving.

And he said we can totally go look for bones. So on Saturday morning 5am woke up for bones and headed out on the water and we ended up in the East River looking for bones. And Donnie and I actually ended up being able to dive in the East River. Something that I wasn't exactly. So when I first thought we were going to go looking for bones I was like OK you know let's like get some wet suits and put some goggles on like free dive. Your basic bone trip. Yeah. Yeah. And you know but these guys are like no we're going full tilt. We're going dive mask which if you like you know those old scuba diving equipment. You're still attached to the boat. Yeah. And like the Cyclops type thing. Yeah. We used a much more modern equivalent of that. And basically I thought

we were going to go about 20 feet deep right by the side of the shore. But basically NYPD pulled up on us and said that we weren't allowed to tie up to the side of Manhattan. Like right on there's a on the dock there. But because it was only for first responders. Got it. And commercial vessels. And you tell me we're a troop. No. OK. Because I'm not. But so they said we had to anchor out. So the difference between tying up right on the side and where we actually had to anchor was 20 feet which I thought was very reasonable. Never dove before putting on one of these masks like if something went wrong 20 feet deep I knew that I'd probably be able to get out of there. Figure it out. So the place we ended up diving was 74 feet. Holy shit. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty scary

Billy. It was one of those situations where probably looking back wasn't the smartest thing to go 70 feet under the water and dive gear in the East River. Wait did you touch the bottom. Yeah. So how long were you at the bottom. I went to the bottom looked around realized no one's finding shit in this. The visibility was like less than 12 inches in front of me. I was like I went down there. OK Greta. It was dirt. The East River is actually the cleanest it's been since pre-civil war. Nice. So I because it's a murky it's actually not a river it's a tidal estuary. Yeah. Which means the bottom is constantly getting torn up in the in the craziest thing was the current's insane. Yeah. The current it wasn't like it was just coming out of slack tide. So the thing about

current is it's not a steady stream. You're getting hit with gusts. So basically to put this stuff on I based I didn't swim. I wore a metal vest. I wore a literally I went to the bottom of the East River with like a lead vest on. Holy fuck. Yeah. It was I saw the videos they looked extremely dainty. So when Billy sent me one of these like Saturday morning and for the first time ever I was like feeling very very scared about Billy possibly killing himself on the job. I you should do this again. I know. This was actually it was very fun like you between fighting Jose Canseco and this this is way more dangerous. Yeah. Then Jose in retrospect looking back at the whole day of looking back in retrospect like the Jose situation I was like like oh yeah I was

that wasn't as dangerous as I thought I was going to be going in and like looking back you know it wasn't dangerous at all this looking back like this could have gone really wrong. So all right so you go down there and you just like did you feel the bottom. Yeah. So basically you're on you're on a ladder and all the guys are saying most guys don't leave the ladder because it's like jumping out of an airplane because once you let go of the ladder yeah you're just a weighted vest grab the line you just drop straight down to the bottom like and did you have you had air coming in through the line that was attached to the boat was there a tank because you were attached to the boat that I'm afraid to see tank. Were you afraid like were you breathing regularly. Yeah so basically I

put it on I was like trying to breathe I was like okay like I could do this you know a lot of claustrophobic people freak out when they put the mask on yeah and the thing is especially when you get in the water and you can't see anything but how fast did you go down. Pretty fast and then when you're down there it was like a thunderstorm because you're in at one point if I let go of this line I would have ended up a hundred yards down the river and it would have been really tricky with this umbilical cord attached to my helmet climbing back up without being able to use my hands on that rope so basically I got down to the bottom I was at the bottom for about realistically two minutes but it was basically they were telling me yo dude you got to the bottom you're not seeing

anything might as well come back up because it's getting pretty crazy with the the situation even for the divers who do it professionally like in these guys were dock builders yeah even the guys who do it professionally and go down for hours at a time they're like yeah it's pretty rough down there like holy shit come up um it's how do you get back up you just you climb the rope and and were you scared at any point like am I really going back up am I yeah because the current makes you feel like you're being pulled and at one point I knew I was at the bottom but halfway back up I was like am I going the right way yeah because that's how like a lot of like the free divers and stuff they get disoriented and go the wrong way they said you're supposed to like some people carry

ping pong bowls in their swimsuit and they just release them and they see which way it floats up the bubbles yeah was but it was super cool but like going down you have to decompress your ears so I had at one point like air coming out of the corners of my eyes because you don't breathe well yeah well the decompression yeah it was actually easy he doesn't he does not breathe well if you've seen those see if you've heard Billy eat you ever you know about it you know he doesn't breathe well he's got septum issues I breathe well through my mouth but the nose is a little tricky but that actually made it easier to decompress because my nose is already like 50 blocked most of the time so you had to decompress so your ears wouldn't go out and it was the wildest thing being out there

because when the when the current wasn't gushing with big rushes it was super peaceful yeah and it was like eerie was it totally dark did donnie go down for a while donnie went down how did he go down for he got down he was like fuck there's nothing here and just went back up all right so my last question is how many people do you think online actually thought the bone you took a picture with was real because I feel like there was at least dues 20 percent duke style real because I had I can always take I can always tell to that's the 20 percent there was a few people demanding that I apologize which I don't think I think I had your back when you said you're going to sell to russians like that makes sense look apologize to billy found

a bone I was like okay I mean like you played it all well but I knew yeah I mean it was so clearly a fidelberg built a 12 foot skeleton for halloween with a nick and kb and donnie so we were like we went over to fight this house and we just grabbed some of those bones like because if we didn't find anything might as well get a fun pick we weren't really actually trying to trick anyone it was no obviously it was funny it was like it was a fake bone we hoped it like was obvious it was like white it was a pristine bone yeah so did it occur to you that maybe like when they dumped all these mammoth bones into the bottom of the river that maybe maybe they kept the tusks yeah if I mean if you're a warehouse guy and you're moving tons of stuff and like even back then

ivory was valuable you're not just going to throw out the ivory you're going to put some to the side to like sell yourself yeah but if we had found anything it would have been cool and like you know it's still very cool I actually think they're like did you just grab any like soil from the bottom we have a couple bottles and a rock yeah that's something but I would have done that I honestly didn't want to let my hands leave the rope when I was down there yeah I would understand why if I dropped the rope I was fucked normally how long does it take somebody to get certified to do what you did oh wow I would imagine there's some sort of process for that yeah yeah and you just you strap that helmet on and you said okay put the weighted vest on I'm going to jump into this river

now I'm pretty comfortable in water I know we make the joke that like your part frog I used to try to be like I used to like when I was younger like try to do the navy seal stuff like a summer activity yeah and it paid off yeah I also want to just one point when you're like the one guy that I thought I should go with Donnie I actually think Donnie's the worst person to go with because Donnie is down for anything and the peer pressure was probably immense yeah like Donnie's not scared of anything yeah ever Donnie got a bloody nose going down to the bottom oh shit it was like the pressure like messed up that sounds terrible yeah whole thing and he was his nose was bleeding in the suit oh my god yeah like Donnie's just he'll do anything yeah it was pretty it was pretty

awesome um yeah you should do it again for real yeah I'm forgetting I think oh shout out I think he has the bends shout out patron of the sciences pft commenter for sponsoring the trip nice it wasn't me it's my instagram account it's his instagram account yeah yeah I think the flag is still flying on the boat oh hell yeah follow pft on instagram at pft commenter uh patron of the science try to get those numbers up modern day cosmo da minichi um but yeah it was awesome uh didn't find any bones though but you got that one it was literally like being on another planet being down there yeah yeah it's cool I I think it's a cool story even though you didn't find anything yeah definitely like that's um that's one of those things that you're gonna look back in 15 years and you're gonna get scared

15 years from now because of what past you did yeah and Donnie's kind of like the king of the east river he swam across it too I mean we were talking about the you know the amount of people who've been to the bottom of the east river are like people who've been killed by the mob bodies thrown in there and just commercial divers I'll bet you that really football I'll bet you the fewer people have been to the bottom of the east river and come back up than have been to space yeah I think about the people who had to build and the build the bridges there's a lot of divers yeah they a lot of them died yeah yeah I feel like a lot of people haven't recreationally gone

down to the bottom of these yeah right yeah um okay that was awesome that was great who's back yeah uh Jake yeah I can't really match that happy to hear Billy uh my who's back oh no Jake you got one of six I got one of six you're right so I'm back uh my who's back is wanting your coach fired oh that's what's happening in big blue nation oh yeah cow they're lost by 26 to Alabama they're going crazy you guys need to do a special winter edition of Kentucky sports radio I think we're first to it I know but we're also first to extend coach Cal yeah that's true he needs more time to build up the program he is it is great his recruits on campus it is great because uh I threw out a little feeler like hey how we feeling and there was a lot of people were very upset and there's

still the the coach Cal sick of fans who were like well he can't get fired because of next year's recruiting class it's like he's it's genius you just he can never the guys who are coming in next year are going to change everything Alabama's pretty good though right they're really good yeah but losing by 26 right bad very bad yeah is Brad on staff no that's the problem anymore he needs to come back he's gotta get Brad yeah I think he's a fairly Dickinson or something like that but yeah so they're not happy with him no they're not um I have a question Frank yeah a real question um Hank I I was just on a plane today and going through the airport I saw a lot of people a lot of a lot of youngsters by youngsters I mean like teenagers maybe like I don't know preteens

that are that are carrying stuffed animals with them what's going on can you explain that to me the squish pillows yeah yeah oh yeah my son has one why why do like preteens have stuff I don't know why preach squish pillows that they're bringing around things just the postification of America yeah it's pickleball the pickleball vacation of America I'd agree uh no I don't know that's that's the thing though I mean I know adult adult women that have them yeah it's kind of weird they also like carry around stuffed animals there are you know I saw a bunch of stuffed animals I didn't know what was going on emotional support animals I just Hank because he's young were you talking about squish pillows yeah yeah you have the bends dude this is like the episode

when when I said squish when when Dwight gets concussed and like everyone's looking at him like what's wrong with the fucking moon face guy I'm gonna be honest I I haven't felt the same since going down yeah no I I missed out I think you guys really basically did stranger things yeah yeah you went to the upside down and now you're just not the same yeah all right well let's uh let's do numbers Hank have you ever gotten these no I'm gonna guess 53 are we starting the pot I love this this is what I'm gonna be listening all the way home I'm gonna go with 17 I'll go 26 I'm splashing $2,000 in the pot oh yeah I have money yeah yeah I don't have it right now oh it's in my backpack that's my pot are we doing 40 I get 40 I pulled out cash no big deal my wall it's in my

backpack grab it I can spot people some cash for some venom you got two grand for me wait let's listen to this guy real quick this is gonna be great isn't it great night all right what's your number Hank 53 18 I thought you said 17 you said 17 17 18 26 16 max 20 you need to win max it goes on sure one see two grand hey what does it take what number that to three you're splashing two grand two grand well that was a quick one what was that third 91 91 91 playoff football boys playoff football 100 can't wait I love you guys but you'll be back and you'll be better next

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