Pardon My Take - WWE Legend Kane, Russ Mic'd Up, And Baby Yoda

Episode Date: December 4, 2019

We start the show with an explanation of Baby Yoda mania. (2:00-6:05) MNF clean up, Russ Wilson's MVP year and his awkward mic'd up. (6:06-12:01) Ron Rivera fired. (12:02-15:51) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat actually believing the Bears can make the playoffs. (15:52-28:01) WWE Superstar and Mayor of Knox County, TN, Kane joins the show to talk about his career, burning Undertaker alive, working with Vince McMahon, and choke slamming people. (31:01-58:35) Segments include trouble in Paradise Cowboys, (1:01::13-1:06:29) Kickers Psychology Couch, (1:06:30-1:11:00) Just Chill Out Man Dabo Swinney, (1:11:01-1:15:46) and Guys on Chicks with a Bonus New Segment "We call Russillo and see what he's doing". (1:15:47-1:27:40) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Baby Yoda is the Seahawks Twitter avatar. What is the Baby Yoda thing? From the new Disney Plus show, everyone check out Disney Plus. What's that? Bleep that out. Barstlegold.com. Yeah, Disney Plus. I thought we were still doing that.

I thought we were still doing that. Mandalorian, it's a new Star Wars show. And there's a Baby Yoda? It's amazing. Baby Yoda is the breakout star. Is he a Klingon? He's, I mean, he's basically the main character of the show, but he's electric. That's one of those ones.

He's electric. It's a bird box. It's one of those ones where they're driving engagement and leadership just via the memes. It's one of those ones where it's kind of annoying on Twitter, and everyone's like, ah, Baby Yoda, Baby Yoda. But if you watch the show, he is so cute, and it's like... Oh, he's cute on Twitter. I just know I can sense the tides moving, and, you know, as I get older, and I maybe

don't stay on top of everything, although I've never been on top of Star Wars. I've never seen a Star Wars like front to back. I see these Baby Yoda things, and I bring this up because Russell Wilson tweeted it at like two in the morning last night after Monday of football, and I was like, well, now it's in my jurisdiction. I got to pay attention. It's also like... It's under your orbit.

And so now you have to pay attention to it, but it's like, it was the Seahawks that said that they would change their avatar to the Seahawks version of Baby Yoda if that tweet got 300,000 or 30,000 retweets. And so then every Seahawks fan had a Seahawks Baby Yoda as their avatar on Twitter, and then Russell Wilson got to it. It was like, hey, me too, guys. This is like the Braves doing the Everyone Has Tiger Woods with the Braves hat. Yes.

Or when Tom got arrested and all the patrons... Tom, you're on a first-name basis. Yeah. Mr. Brady. Anyone you got arrested for... Can we do... Is a first-name basis. Did everyone change their avatar to like a white-collared shirt that's blue when Robert

Kraft got arrested for getting jacked off? Ha, ha, ha. Okay. Can we do still a little tension from the Steve Belichick comment from Hank to PFT on Monday? Can we do that? I also saw the video where Baby Yoda keeps turning on and off the music. Can we do that with Electric Avenue? Yes.

Okay. Great. Or we can do it. He turns it on. Electric Avenue turns on again. Take on me. Ooh. Okay.

Little remix. All right. So that was... I needed to get that out of the way because it's been bothering me. It's a great show. It explains me and it ties in because it's Russell Wilson having an MVP-like year. Yes. Baby Yoda.

I do have a couple of questions about Baby Yoda that we haven't addressed though. One is the first Yoda. Is the Yoda the name of the species or is Yoda the name of... They haven't named the baby Yoda and they just... So it's like... Oh, he's not Yoda yet. Yoda is the only reference point of this species. Is that the same Yoda that grows up to like fart on stuff and have your hair and then

teach Luke how to save the world? Same species. That Yoda is dead already. This is five years after Baby Yoda died. Oh, dude. RIP. My dog. Oh.

So it's not Yoda. And it's not even... It's not... We don't know this for a fact or not a fact, but it's not... Okay. It's not Yoda's... Tell you what. Yoda didn't fuck and then this kid came out.

What I've learned... It's just the same species. What I've learned through this conversation is that my brain is not advanced enough for television shows. It just needs to focus on memes. So just... I get the meme now. Moving on from...

Yeah. Also, guess how old Baby Yoda is? Three. Three hundred. Fifty. Fifty? Okay. So he's got a grown man's dick?

No, wait. So he's got a real man's dick and a baby face. Wait. I mean, I haven't seen his dick. Whoa. If he's fifty... When does Yoda hit Baby Yoda? Yoda was like four hundred when he died.

Right. But if he's fifty, he's got to fuck at some point. Like, he's got to be the world's biggest nerd. He's a baby. You see him. But he's not. He's fifty. Does he talk?

No, he just makes cute little noises. Oh, so he's a baby. All right. So he's a fifty-year-old baby. It's like a dog. It's like reverse dog years. Reverse dog years. Okay.

So he ages like negative seven years forever. What's his secret? Fifty. You're going to have to jump into the midway and to find out. Swimming in the HGH. You know. Cold rivers. All right.

So Russell Wilson, tie this all into football. Russell Wilson is having an MVP year at the Seahawks. Now, I'm not going to bash Kirk Cousins. Oh, come on. 0-8 in Monday Night Football. Thank you. That's just a stat. That's not a bash.

We alluded to this on Sunday's show where we're like, hey, Kirk Cousins, he had those big games against the Eagles and Cowboys. Turns out those teams stink. So maybe he isn't a new Kirk Cousins. Either way, Russell Wilson, here's what I don't understand. Russell Wilson, how can we keep saying, and Booger said this last night a couple times like Russell Wilson is underrated, who underrates Russell Wilson? Who?

Show me the person. He is in an exceptional quarterback. He is now, last night, he passed 3,000 yards. He has eight seasons, eight straight seasons of 3,000 yards on a winning team. Only two other guys to do that in the history of football. I think when Pete Manning and Tom Brady ever heard of him. Yes, I have. So who's underrating Russell Wilson?

I think when Booger uses the word we, it's more of him discussing himself in the past. So he's like, until recently, I used to underrated. OK. It's the royal we. I just don't. So I think that no one really, to this day, underrates Russell Wilson with a possible exception of maybe not Carolina Panthers fans, because that rivalry was going on for a while. It's probably more San Francisco 49ers fans.

That's probably the only fan base that doesn't give Russell Wilson credit, because with the exception of that one play in the Super Bowl, he's had an exceptional career and he's been really good for quite a long time. Yeah. And it's just crazy to me because people keep saying, and I've heard that. I've heard that more than just from Booger, like we forgot about Russell Wilson. Who forgot about Russell Wilson? I watched that game last night.

I took the Seahawks simply because of Russell Wilson. Russell Wilson in prime time is electric as long as you don't mic him up. That was so goddamn awkward. Let's go. He said, let's go. Boy. I counted it. He said, let's go.

Saber metrics 14 times on Mike Dup. And then he said, come on, eight times. So that's really all that he said. It's not like a mix between, I said on Twitter that it sounded like Lil Jon, just saying, let's go all the time. But it's more like it sounded like a little kid that needed to pee. Who's like, let's go. Come on.

Let's go. Pull the car over, dad. Come on. He, Mike Dup is awkward regardless because they can't use the real stuff. We all agree. Like Mike Dup is kind of a, it's kind of a stupid premise when you, when you realize that the things that they can actually publish and put out there outside of seeing ghosts, like that was the biggest Mike Dup moment we had.

But it's, it's a weird premise because you can't actually get the real conversations. But for Russell Wilson, it's extra weird because I think that is his real comfort. I don't think they left anything on the cutting room floor. Like when Russell Wilson is Mike Dup, the editor who approves everything, he takes the night off. That's it. Yeah. He's like, whatever he says, it's going to be corny and it's going to work.

Yeah. It's like the person who's in charge of bleeping out the cuss words on a country station. You have no job. Doesn't have to work. You just let it live stream and he'll be just fine. And he just, he kept screaming it over and over again. And I wish that, I wish that Sam Darnold had never said the seeing ghost thing because we probably would have heard a Mason Rudolph tape by now.

Yeah. If it wasn't for that. Yeah. Because they said that the teams have final clearance on it, right? That's my new conspiracy is that whatever Mason Rudolph said was deleted by the Pittsburgh Steelers spotter. Maybe Schefter will get it. Schefter will get it, watch it, promise us the tape and then never release it.

People don't forget Schefter. That's Brian. A salt. Jake. Jake laser will get it. And he'll just like show it to people at parties. Yeah. Which works too.

Cause maybe someday we'll be at a Jake laser party and get to see that tape. Either way, Russell Wilson, unbelievable, Seahawks, rolling, Mike Zimmer, face still very red. Did he knows after the game? Yeah. I think that Mike Zimmer just lives outdoors. I think he in the Minnesota winners, he lives in a stable like a horse and he just, he just gets wind blown on his face all day long, all night long.

And the Vikings are one of those weird teams where they have all the pieces that you're like, it's kind of works. And then it's Kirk Cousins. You trust him in a big game. And he played well. Trust him in a big moment. Cousins didn't miss any of his wide open receivers. He played pretty well.

The interception probably wasn't his fault. Oh, that Russell Wilson interception was all time. That was great. That was a Phillip Rivers interception. I would say a Phillip Rivers or Brett Farr. Brett Farr would definitely do that. It's a Freaky Friday, Phillip Rivers and Russell Wilson body switch. And yeah, so they had the, yeah, Kirk's interception wasn't his fault.

I don't think it bounced off the guy's back. He played well overall. But I'm still going to stick to my, if I'm doing a verbal meme. You know, the one with the car going down the road and the sign overhead says straight ahead, Kirk Cousins didn't actually play that well. And then the, the turnoff, the exit sign says he's O and A in prime time. O and A in money. Skidding off to money night football.

Yeah. And I think if you, if you, any Vikings fan out there has that same feeling in like the pit of their stomach, man, we can go with anyone except for the Kirk Cousins thing. It was also good to see the cousin of the giant thermometer, which is the giant decibel meter. Oh yeah. On the side. Still loud in Seattle.

They had the decibel cam. That's why I bet on Seattle's cause it's very loud. The captain of the, the captain of the receiving gloves fans. Yes. The, the, the capital of the world of receiving, receiving glove fans out there. They all are dressed up. Now, is it the capital or is it just because they're brightly colored and they stand out? No.

All that day glowed Ninja Turtles. No. I think they all wear the gloves. So they gave a hand job to Michelangelo. It's always glove weather out there. Yeah. It's always, you know, you can always throw on some gloves and not have it be weird. It's like always between 38 and 62 in Seattle, which if you have a pair of gloves in your

jacket, you're going to put them on. And if you, if it's raining, you're going to want your receiver gloves so you can catch that ball. That's true. Like you got to, you got to get that extra grip. All right. Other NFL news we had Ron Rivera fired. See a brutal to do it.

And I, no, I just, when you get this close, it's kind of sad. I disagree. I think this is a great time to get fired if you're a head coach. You still have maybe one or two weekends of golfing weather down in North Carolina. You get a head start on the job market. Ron Rivera is not going to stay unemployed for long. No. He's going to, he's going to get offers really probably under the table right now from the

Dallas Cowboys. Jerry Jones has probably already called him. He's put that, but when you get fired in December, you don't get to finish out the season with your guys. Your guys. I think he'll be okay with it. This is, this is good for him and it's good for the Panthers. How about the Panthers?

Because they can start looking too. The Panthers like six weeks ago, people were saying they might get in the playoffs and Kyle Allen might be the future. And now they have no coach and their seasons over and oh yeah, Kyle Allen still has small hands. No job, no hope, no cash. That's it. Don't let anything happen.

Kevin Bacon. Yeah. So that coach firing season is here. It's here. Yeah. Curse of the black cat continues. Yes. Panthers.

Oh yeah. He's gone. And then they said that don't, no, don't say that. Ron's fine. Ron's fine. They said that. Ron is fine. The head coach.

Also Lyons. Oh. Oh. We might have another. What other cat teams are there? Bengals. He's safe. He's safe.

He won a game. Yeah. He got the Gatorade bath. They can't fire a coach. They don't fire people in Detroit. They, we might not. No, they just lay them off forever. The cat teams might be losing some coaches.

Is he going to get bailed out? No. Yeah. He's got Slaughter. Slaughter is going to bail him out. Yep. The North Turner is the assistant to the head coach now. So he's in the Dwight Shrewt spot.

Perfect. Not assistant head coach. He's assistant to the interim head coach. How many pages to the playbook do you think he's added since Ron Varys been fired? All of them. He's like, this is really what we wanted to do. He's had like all his former assistants fax over the off limits pages. Yeah.

Yeah. Christian McCaffrey is going to. So wait. David Tepper is their owner, right? I believe so. David Tepper. Pete Diddy. But yeah, also.

Yeah. Pete Diddy and Steph Curry. Yeah. So if you had to make a decision right now about what coach you would target in Carolina, I saw that they were thinking about maybe, maybe Harbaugh. Gundy. So Gundy. The hot with the college coaches.

No. This was like two months ago. I said that Mike Gundy could be the next coach of the Carolina Panthers and you laughed at me. Yeah. And I, I, I, Gundy has a great thing going. He basically doesn't have to compete for anything and can own Oklahoma State. Yeah.

He could own both Carolinas though. I don't know. I think that mullet would translate real well to Charlotte. They're just going to get the new hottest offensive minds. Go in state. Uh, Robert Salla. Different Carolina. Whoa.

All Carolina. Yeah. They own all the states. Uh, Robert Salla is the new name. Obviously he's gotten the FaceTime out in San Francisco. I could see him in blue. Yeah. In blue and black.

I'm sure there's some, some like either McVeigh or, uh, I think LaFleur has got a brother. LaFleur's brother. Yeah. That's who it is. That's who it is. That would be the, that's exactly what they're like, okay, Matt LaFleur won 11 games. Okay. Let's get his brother.

Is this probably means that, that Cam Newton is not coming back next year? I don't know. I would assume that sounds like just changing of the guard. I still don't understand why you would go away from him unless you can trade him for some, or is it a straight cut? I think it's a trade. I think it would be a straight cut. Okay.

Well, I, for cap reasons. Yeah. I don't know. Cam Newton is still, if he's, if he's healthy, still better than, uh, probably two thirds of the league. So I don't know what you'd be doing if you get rid of him. But it feels like a clean house switch. Yeah.

It feels like Tepper wants to go in a different direction with everything. So that's why he's saying, uh, North Turner, head coach. North Turner, you got it. All right. Assistant to the head coach. Let's do some hot seat, cool throne, Hank, why don't you start? My hot seat is vice and kind of us for just, you know, people think Barstow is like the cool, cool media upstart.

Turns out there was a vice editor who was using his employees and running an international drug ring and smuggling cocaine like all across the world. Can we do that? That's what I'm saying. We're, it's like, they're on the hot seat because you know, they got caught, we're on the hot seat. We're not doing this. Yeah.

We're not. We're not cool enough. Right. Well, our street, our street credit is on the hot seat. We're just, we're just good enough at it that we haven't gotten caught or we're on the hot seat that now we have the idea and we're dangerous when we have ideas. But he, this dude was sending just like his employees, like PAs and shit with like millions and millions of dollars of cocaine.

That's nothing. When I came back, I came back from Europe last summer and I brought ham from Spain, didn't declare it on the, on the customs import sheet. That's also like such a vice story. I wouldn't, I would be shocked if that wasn't the case. I feel like that's all that happens at vice. That's the guy. That's it.

Absolutely vice guy. Former friend of ours. A little bit. And this dog's looking over here. You know what I'm talking about? The other dog's looking this way. You don't know who I'm talking about. I'll say it after.

Okay. I'm just shocked that he didn't write a story about it. This seems like something, the ultimate vice headline would be, I sold cocaine, got caught, convicted and sent to jail and wrote about it for vice magazine. And here's my article. Yes. That's, I agree. That's the person.

Okay. I don't know how to say his name. All right. It's true. Shows, shows picture again. This is at barcelgold.com slash PMT. You'd know. A little bit.

Yes. Yes. My cool throne is end of the decade lists. Yeah. So this is obviously with the end of the year coming up, everyone's focused on 2020. And with it being the end of a decade, there's been a lot of focus on just people rehashing the best, you know, viral moments of the decade. I saw like a best viral moments of the decade.

I've seen best sports list of the decade individual teams are doing. It's just, it's all the rage. There's no, there's not a lot going on in the news world. So you just, you just talk about the best stuff of the past 10 years. Top 10 Kirk Cousins losses in prime time. That would probably be a hilarious list. That'd be a great list. Yeah, it would be.

All right. So we got to do this. We're going to do this for Christmas, Christmas week. Not Mount Rushmore, but it's Mount Rushmore S. We will do it. So send us the list that you want to see us make. We will make some lists. I mean, the Kirk Cousins one.

Yeah, we'll do that. I would like to see that. We'll do that one. We'll absolutely do that. Top 10 lists of 10 things that Peter King thinks that he thinks. Oh, top, top 10 times that Philip Rivers was down late in the fourth quarter. Top 10 Philip Rivers children. There's a clip on part of my take Twitter where we did smelling stalls before the show.

And when big cat throws it, he looks exactly like Phil Rivers. Yeah. Well, that's how I model my game. There's a shot put arm. Yeah. It's great. We're both getting up there and it's also fertile. Yeah.

Let's go. We, I'm, I'm eight kids behind. Is that it? Hank? That's it. All right. That's my cool friend. Okay.

We're all getting fired. We've had two hockey coaches fired in the last week. Isn't NHL just in complete turmoil? I feel like. Yeah. That's the kind of league that it is. I just think that I haven't been paying super attention. I guess I have to listen to it.

Well, after Christmas is when hockey season. There's a lot of shit going down in the NHL. Yeah. This is actually the perfect time to get involved in scandals and to fire your head coach and hockey because honestly, if you fire your head coach this early into the season, this would be the equivalent to firing an NFL coach after like week three, right? Right. Right.

And then you have to listen to build off. To just go crazy. Yeah. Just fuck it and go off. I kind of like it. Good for hockey. Getting their coaches out there early. My other hot seat is swag Kelly.

He's getting sued by a cameraman. So apparently on swag Kelly's very big adventure night where he got beaten over the head with a vacuum cleaner after leaving Von Miller's cocaine party, there's a cocaine theme party. Not actually. Yeah. To want to make sure I clarify that. He punched Von Miller's private cameraman in the face, broke his orbital bone and gave him a concussion and that's why he left.

So now he's getting sued. But that means swag like bad boy swag is back kind of a douchebag move to have a personal cameraman. Agreed. Right. Agreed. Right. Yeah.

Anyone who wants to punch Hank for filming something that he shouldn't be filming go. We give you permission. Mm hmm. It's a content. It's a content world. It's a content league. Von Miller knows someone. How else is Von going to get those pics off?

That's true. That's true. Yeah. It's harder than you think to photograph live chickens. How else? So you have to have a guy. Yeah. How else is Von.

To wildlife photographer. You're going to go and try to sell his behind the scenes footage to Bleach Report in like a 10 series, you know. Yeah. Thing that no one's going to watch. Yep. How else? Get that money, King.

Got to do it. Got to do it. My cool throne is plane tracking. So this is we are fully into head coaching, plane tracking, Twitter into message boards going on flight aware dot com all the time tracking these private jets. And we got the state of Arkansas involved in it, which is huge. That is massive because that that fan base, Arkansas, you're not great at a lot of stuff. Your college teams sometimes think at everything.

But you are elite when it comes to tracking planes going across the country, picking up head coaches. You know how they they have the the people from Louisiana that bring their boats to rescue hurricane victims called the Cajun Navy. This is the air traffic controllers union of the Ozarks. They're so fucking good at tracking. We had a few going in and out of Boca Raton where Lane Kiffin. There was an alleged jet that was just parked inside of a hangar in Arkansas for hours and

they were waiting to see who was coming out. Speculation was that it was Lane Kiffin. Certain dogs reported that Lane Kiffin was taking the job online. And it things are things are very much heating up in the state of Arkansas. Dangerous season for Leroy. It is very dangerous. Dangerous season. I the state of Arkansas material change.

What? Yeah. Yeah. Bar material change. You're no different than that stupid fuckhead. Ari. No. Name Ari.

What is Ari? I don't remember. Abraham. He's Ari Abraham or something. But at least Leroy put that in his initial tweet. Yeah. Saying barring a material change. That kid.

I hate him. He's getting on the Clay Helton news too. I do like. It's fucked up that anyone takes him serious anymore. Who? Ari. I don't think anyone does. No.

But like people. Some people. I've seen some Twitter threads where he's like. People defend him. They're like dude you made a mistake. It's like you didn't make a mistake. He was clearly just doing it for attention. Everyone's brain has been completely broken by social media where every like fake news

is actually a thing where people just post anything and they're like yeah that's it. That happens. There's a mistake. Arkansas. They don't have a football coach. But our guy Eric Musselman. The muss bus. He's rolling.

I actually saw a shirt. One of the one of the guys on staff sent me a shirt. People are wearing the Messiah shirts. M-U-S-S. Yeah. M-U-S-S-I-A-H. I like that. We need to go to.

We need to go to a game. Must bus. Must cop. Love him. There you go. All right. That's it. Just one cool thrown today.

Okay. My hot seat is suicidal big cat because Thursday night the Bears I've convinced myself fully I went on the playoff machine this morning. It's great isn't it. The Bears are going to make the playoffs. Yeah. So Thursday night. Tune in.

If the Bears lose. Devastation. So their odds of making the playoffs are about 50-50 right now right. 40-60. 3%. 3%. 3%. So about 50-50.

50-50. Their record is 50-50. The chances of them making the playoffs must also be 50-50. Here's the realization I had. I if you're a frustrated sports fan but your team is still alive just say fuck it and let's just hope that the best thing possible happens because then at least you get to watch games that feel meaningful. Yeah.

Like in my heart of hearts I know the Bears not going to make the playoffs but when I convinced myself they are Thursday night is the biggest game in the world. If they win. I'm excited. This is actually a double win for us because I've convinced myself that the Redskins are still alive. There you go. Because they are.

Right. So this is our playoff push. This is it. Playoff weekend. This is big for me. So if the Cowboys lose then that's one less thing that has to happen to finish this picture. It's going to happen. I put 10 bucks on the Redskins to win the NFC East last night to win 10 grand.

And maybe Dwayne Haskins will throw for more than 200 yards and two touchdowns in one of these games. That's not going to get crazy. Probably not. All right. My cool throne is bad news. So a couple new trends going on around the world. So first is we I've been addicted to.

We've talked about this. I've been addicted to team Twitter accounts having to tweet bad news and watching the replies. Well the Knicks have evolved past that. Last night they lost 132 to 88 in Milwaukee and they just tweeted a picture of some Knicks players high fiving and said final in Milwaukee. Nothing else. I get.

Yeah. So they're just moving past the hole. You play the game to keep score and wins and losses and just announcing when a game is over. And so that's they say pictures worth a thousand words and technically according to Twitter's terms of service that's six hundred and twenty characters over the limit. Right. Right.

I do that math right. Yes. Seven seven hundred twenty. Yes. You're you're exactly right. So that I'm in on this new trend where it's like bad news. We can just pretend it didn't happen. The other part of bad news being on the cool throne the trend of alerting your friends

if they're in the correct headspace to get bad news. So I saw that. Yeah. Apparently it's it's not right to tell people bad news unless you get their consent first and the so so someone showed this and it got pretty viral. Spacely saying this is how you should alert people before you send them bad news. You should say are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you.

Always. What I live my life in in that heads if you get that text and you say no then you just are more fucked up because you're like what is this shit that's going to screw me up. Well you also put that on the person asking you if you're in the right headspace because now they're concerned about you. Right. Like oh my god this person is so fucked up that I can't give them anything except for a congratulations are great news.

But it's like saying are you OK. PFT are you ready for me to give you some bad news. No. No I'm not. Well then you were walking around the rest of the day saying I wonder what that bad news was. You're just putting it putting everything off and pretending it's fine. Listen and then one day it'll just all blow up.

We've overthought this. Yeah. What about this. Just give people bad news when they need bad news. So there was a call them no no no no no no no getting a phone call is bad. That is terrible news with my phone rings. It's always bad horrendous news. Hank does.

Who brings bad news over a text. So that's everyone up I think that's how you do it if you don't want to have to deal with repercussions. It's a little terrible happened. I had to tell you I would not text. No you just text. Hey man bad news. Then drop it.

Hey man bad news. Hit me on the yo app. Nan is dead. Yeah. We're going to have to make an iPad commercial about it. They're also saying that you should ask for consent before sexting which as a general rule of thumb is good to know that the person that you're going to be sexting with is okay with you sexting them.

I agree with that but someone made a template for it and the template goes as follows. I've been having some sexual thoughts about you I'd like to share over text if you'd enjoy that. God this is we've this is that's really gets the mood set the best way. Don't send a dick pic but a nice little fruit basket picture or just a scroll scrotum pick is how you say I would like to sex you. Yeah. If I may have your consent.

Yeah. Like here it is. Here are my balls. Yep. I'll shave if we want to keep going further here. Reply one to stop two to continue God damn it. That's good. So make sure everyone if you're giving someone bad news just either don't give them bad

news like the Knicks or check their headspace first. Yeah. When the bears lose tomorrow. Yeah. I'd actually tweet at Big Cat are you in the proper headspace. Headspace. Yes. And then I will reply in kind.

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out it is called Mayor Cain it's probably the greatest cover I've seen in the book awesome so it's got you signing a piece of legislation yeah wearing I think that exact suit that you're wearing right now and then Cain behind you with the fires of the fires of hell this is volcano exploding it's pretty great this is it is called my life in wrestling and politics by Glenn Jacobs this is this book cover is exactly how I would like envision it if you told me you're writing a book this is so perfect well thank you I appreciate that so they may have consulted with you about it man yeah they might have so so tell us about the book what made you want to write the book well it's my autobiography it's the story of my life and a

lot of stuff about WWE of course a little bit a little bit of political stuff but not really you know hey this is why I like this person this is why I hate this person more so this is why I believe what I believe so it's non-threatening political stuff and I just felt as my wrestling career you know as I was winding down my wrestling career I thought that people would be interested in scenes and behind the scenes stuff of what's happened especially during the attitude here because I was a big part of that and a different perspective on things you know I people write books and you know I remember reading some stuff going that's not quite how I remember it you know just a little different not necessarily say anyone's right or wrong but you know from from a

different viewpoint you sometimes see things a little bit different I like how you say that that you're writing it maybe from a perspective that's not intimidating but you have to know that anytime you say something to somebody they might be intimidated on the other because you are you know you're intimidating guy in politics that probably works your advantage a little bit even when you're being nice well man there you know politics people can be you know there's a lot more than going on than meets the eye and there's you know an often some some such refuse and that sort of thing going on so I don't know if the direct physical intimidation always works that well but I mean you are Cain so it's true it's you can always yeah right slam somebody through

a table right worse came to work do you feel at times because you are now a mayor and in the political world do you feel like the corporate Cain character come to life and like are you disgusted with yourself sometimes you look in the mirror you're like I've lost my way oh man um so I was actually uh giving the graduation keynote address at uh the fifth grade graduation yeah in one of the schools yes it was it was it was pretty cool but um and they in the program they have had my name everything listed right and it says glenn jacob's a professional wrestler I'm like that's you know I was really good at that you know business person and my wife and I have some businesses you know and uh the proud of that and then politician and I went oh my mom

would be so disappointed to see the politician but but the difference was that you know corporate Cain was really he was a he was just a corporate uh you know it was basically a suck up yeah he's hated exactly and I loved Cain yeah and yeah so uh yeah I this no corporate Cain has nothing to do with uh you know with with okay the mayor stuff yeah good good so you're I'm gonna wear a suit but I'm definitely not that yeah I mean that's what obviously when you see you in a suit you're like oh there goes corporate Cain it's just kind of in our heads so we're we're right of the age group that the attitude era was like right in our wheel spot you know we're both 34 years old I your storyline I for my money is the best storyline in WWE history the fact that they you

know teased it for so long paul bearer saying I'm going to reveal undertaker's darkest secret and it's you his his half brother when you the build up to that because they put you on ice for a while right how what does that what does that look like when you're sitting there watching raw or watching pay per views knowing that this storyline eventually you're going to be revealed but you have to sit there and wait yeah it was uh it was a very nerve-wracking um and I agree with you uh it was the best story WWE has ever done not because of what I did but because they did such a great job telling no you were part of it well it's still and you have you know for months before Cain everyday views and you have paul bearer talking about it and you have all this backstory and

you know and yeah all this stuff is building up and of course you know I'd had you know a couple characters that will mention that hadn't been necessarily overly successful um so I was there was there was some pressure man you know and a lot of it was even my debut was just you really just don't mess this up were you worried about the rip the the uh I wasn't worried about that I was I was more worried about the the tombstone yeah that's true um but yeah it was pretty nerve-wracking because there was so much emphasis put on it you know and undertaker's just you know a huge star and I'm getting thrown right into the mix with him of course and uh it was uh yeah it was it was a little nerve-wracking and it works so perfectly too because you guys were such similar sizes where

you see it you're like oh my god they actually are brothers you know my 12 year old brain or whatever it was however old I was like this is actually true he did he thought he died in a fire but he's not he's back yeah yeah yeah the story was it was magnificent you know best of all time yeah it really is it was also pretty helpful that you got to share the same moves too so you knew the moves that already were gonna work yeah exactly that were gonna be fan favorites yeah and of course you know that was that was part of it too I mean you know it was uh in in some ways Cain was uh either mocking or paying tribute to his brother the undertaker by doing the same stuff that he did uh and and you know we designed that all on purpose but yeah uh I didn't have to invent anything I could

you know uh it was kind of ready made already what um so when you burned him a lot was that um that was crazy which one was jr no when you burned undertaker alive in the casket oh yeah yeah yeah that was fucked up I mean it was so uh you know we there was a lot of uh smoking mirrors involved with that yeah I still don't understand how but you know the thing was that um we used uh they used lighter fluid uh was was the extra accelerant um but they uh they didn't tell me how much that they had used and so yeah it ended up being a lot more in a little more spectacular flame than I thought that it was going to yes this day the uh evidently the arena there was still remembers that yeah you lit a full fire in the arena it's

crazy that they let you do that it's good yeah it was it was all controlled environment yeah but that's something I don't feel like it doesn't happen anymore like that that's the true attitude the lawyers got involved too much well you know like I said it was uh it was it was pretty controlled yeah we had safety measures yeah it's controlled fire yeah were there ever any uh any storylines or stunts that when they're presenting to you and you're like k this is what we have planned for this week that you said I don't know about that that might be too far for me um in almost everything um you know sometimes you would hear the concept and you'd be like uh okay you know how we're gonna do that uh but there was there was a lot of planning put into stuff you know our

safety was you know was paramount um but even like the the first uh inferno match right you know um and I talk about it in the book but basically I'm gonna get my arm lit on fire okay that's um that's not really a natural thing to do right well you're born from fire well I know but I'm Glenn isn't I mean Gain by the way it's hard for you to be like I don't want to do it it's like dude you were born from fire so we have uh we have Hollywood stunt people come in and we're rehearsing that day and they're like so you guys are gonna do this real time right like yeah it's like man it took us weeks to set this up I'm like oh that's not what you want to know exactly and so we did uh we did a rehearsed burn outside where they you know they put everything on and I'm looking at my arm

and there's like you know there's like real fire on it and you know they're telling me I go to move the god don't don't don't don't do that and you got to move this way you have to keep your arm behind you because if you move into it you could inhale the flames right don't put the fire in your face exactly but here's the thing you don't tell you that before you do it yeah here's the thing so I have to go out and have like a 20 minute match do all this stuff then you know do this stunt that I've never done before except in a rehearsal in front of a live audience of 15,000 people with millions out watching on pay per view and I have to keep all this stuff straight in my mind right yeah so you know uh it was you know stuff like that that that's that's one of the biggest things

that separates I think uh WWE from every other form of entertainment is one second you're doing a promo the next thing you have a match the next thing you're doing something else and next thing you're doing a stunt and you have to be able to keep all of that stuff in mind and track do everything safely um and do it in front of a live audience right and I think we're the only entertainers in the world that have that sort of uh multitasking that is demanded of us on a pretty regular basis and when you're done with all of that would you what would it look like I always am curious this like when you when you're done with a match and you nailed it like what is that similar to uh you know like a locker room after a big win you guys sit back and you're like man that was great what

we just did yeah yeah it is and then uh you travel to the next town and you're right away all over again yeah but yeah especially when you know it's like a high profile match uh you know WrestleMania or something like that what was your favorite match of all time um when you look back and you're like damn that was that's the one I'm you know close my eyes and remember my favorite was when I won my first world championship I was against Austin at King of the Ring yeah 98 98 King of the Ring in Pittsburgh and you know that was that was just so special because it was my first my first world championship and it's against Stone Cold Steve Austin um and so that would be the one that I look back on and say as the coolest one also uh WrestleMania

14 which was the uh combination of the original Undertaker Kane story yeah involved Pete Rose and all the all the stuff of that too but that was that was really special when when you won your first championship how how how far in advance do they tell you that that's going to happen um I don't really remember I mean you know we kind of had a layout for the storyline uh and the stipulation the match was that if I lost the match I would set myself on fire so I had a vested interest in winning that a lot of fires yeah yeah but um you know I really don't remember um and you know I don't know if we had everything fleshed out until the end but I was yeah I was thinking myself well I probably need to win this one or it's going to be a short-lived

career right with a spectacular ending yes with a very spectacular ending absolutely but one you can only do once yes yes all right when you're when it comes time to cut a promo that's my favorite part of wrestling is the promos when you get you know real mad at the camera you get animated you're trying to get people amped up you're trying to get people to to buy whatever the next paper view is what mindset do you put yourself into to cut like a real top level promo uh so you have to be I guess in the moment right and um you have to you have to be emotional there's emotional content I mean you have to put yourself there and it's the same thing in acting like you know yours if you have a very emotional scene you have to just somehow be able to bring that bring

that out and it's even harder in acting because in wrestling generally you have uh you're in front of a live audience you know and you can feed off of their energy in acting you're not you're on a soundstage usually so that's that's really hard but I mean it is just figuring out how you get yourself to that emotional level because the thing is the audience can the audience can see through it if they don't you know if you don't believe it at some level um and your performance isn't what it should be they're going to see right through that uh so that's yeah that's one of my favorite things too especially I could see you know like rick flair uh and and and dusty roads you know dusty roads mean like you know the uh the hard times promo greatest promo ever right

you know um and just that ability to almost you know he it's almost like he's telling people on at home watching on tv just reach out and touch the tv and you can you can feel this energy um and not many people can do that yeah that's another thing that separates great performers from really average so in your era in the attitude era who do you think was the best at doing that they're a couple man austin was austin was really you know really good i mean um and basically uh they would just tell steve you know hey this is you know these are your bullet points go out and do it and he would go out and do it of course rock was really good at it as well um undertaker in his own way too because like with undertaker and me both there are certain constraints because of our

characters i mean you know it's not like i could go out and talk as glenn would talk but amped up because k is a completely different character um so that that made it more more difficult in that respect and same with you know same with taker i mean his you know his character is you know mark calloway doesn't talk like the undertaker right um so you know and it would be very specific things in that case um you know in triple h is really good shon michael's is as far as connecting with the audience overall shon michael's and daniel bryan or the you know the two best people that i've seen that that can just like pull an audience in like you know no one else can do yeah what who is your favorite person to work with outside of the undertaker man it just i have

no offense i hate that question because there's just been so many people um that that i've really really had the privilege of working with let me redo it then why was x poc the best tag team partner you ever had a question well at the time it was my favorite right because you tall guy shortcut yeah and in that contrast i always i was like tagging and working wrestling against smaller guys because the story was already told right um with x poc it was also at a time where you know the the cane character uh needed another dimension because he'd been a silent killer and at some point that gets old and with x poc we're able to do that with you know the the emotion that i he was like my only my only friend in the whole world right was x poc um and so the timing

was right and then of course sean was one of those guys that uh you know he was he really looked out for me i mean he wanted you know he wanted me to be successful and he was willing to work uh at that way um but i've had so many man i've had like x poc hurricane rvd daniel bryan big show you know um and of course takers i've had a lot of tag team partners that um you know i think we did really well with x poc it's fine okay we can okay yeah x poc yeah i loved it i loved it as a kid because it was really just like oh short guy tall guy this is fun he's a personal hero of mine i based my entire look accidentally off x poc a little bit i've always wondered it in the tall guy short guy dynamic it when he's in the ring and he's getting his ass kicked are you are you

staying behind those ropes is there a small part of your brain that actually starts to like feel like you need to go defend your body like be his protector at times maybe you know especially depending who you're in there with um you know and then then just from an entertainment value it's like you know at some point you're you're killing me over here because you know it's like why doesn't kane just go in and you know basically beat everybody up right that that was my question at some point i'd be like okay i you know this has got to stop and i got to go into one time i i have a hard time suspending disbelief when it was like you or the undertaker a big show somebody that was just you know massive and could kick everyone's ass and you just have to

kind of wait and not go in there and just dominate everyone or if you're just in the ring with somebody that's a lot smaller and i'm like wait no you're 150 pounds heavier than this guy there's no chance he can be pinning you right now like if you are in a situation where you're getting beaten by a smaller guy as part of you or you like i just want to throw this guy off me and then fuck the storyline no because you're you're trying to do business but you also have to realize that yes if if the fans aren't buying it that you know you have to you have to do something right um and if your character's getting buried because uh in many cases because the other guy isn't aggressive enough you know i mean you get you know you get some of the guys like Kurt Angle i mean Kurt Angle

wasn't necessarily a big guy but good lord uh you know he'd just go out there and you know he was just so aggressive and you know could take anyone um and you know just uh folks that that maybe not had been that big but were extremely aggressive and their stuff looked really good you know that was one thing but yeah sometimes like okay you know this has got to stop and you know all of a sudden just you know pow and you have to have to do it you have to do in some cases right right um where's the mask uh it's in in my closet okay there's actually there's the masks oh yeah i've because you said i was doing i was reading up on uh some stuff this morning and you you kept on saying when you did i think a q and a you're like it's in a secure location

that secure location is my closet okay because i was like we do have an alarm system so don't try to break it well i thought you and i was hoping you would answer it this way you didn't but that's okay uh just let you know breaking my heart as a child off there man i'm sorry yeah yeah it's true we should have this that we should have done a work here but you i thought you thought i have a secure location because the minute i turn put it on i'm back to kane okay and like you don't want to see it's being kept from you yeah i know he's keeping it from himself because when he puts it on he does bad things well that's maybe maybe he's hired somebody to like get this as far away from me so that's true yes okay cool that's absolutely true man

when you put the mask on do you kind of flash back a little bit no have you ever considered wearing it to like a town hall meeting no i have not actually um well maybe a good segue though because i want to talk a little bit about your your political career and being mayor is it hard it wasn't hard and is it hard still today to maybe have some people take you seriously when it's like you were kane and now you're a real mayor that's real world and he's trying to solve problems that we all have um i think that you know we've reached a point in society where folks understand that wwe's entertainment and we've we've what do you mean we've exactly um and you know a lot of the stigma and stereotypes surrounding it have have been diminished i mean you know good lordy f

you know dwayne johnson's number one movie star in the entire world you know and john john scene is doing some really great stuff um you know so i mean you're always going to have some folks that uh say whatever and you just ignore those but i think a lot of it is just you know just people getting to know me and realizing that you know that's a character right play on tv i mean you know here's the thing i mean no one no one thinks that anthony hopkins is really hand-of-elect or at least i hope not correct and that's you know that's really i think it's you know it's uh if people want to be childish about things okay but if you want to be mature and realize hey you know people do different things for living um and acting entertaining in

some cases is what they do for living you know that's fine and we should all uh respect that right you know um but i understand too you know uh i always say that a lot of politicians uh when they're campaigning they're trying to convince people that they are the person they see on tv i had to convince people that i wasn't the person interesting that they saw on tv um so how did you do that did you like tone it down were you like no i mean i was just myself yeah you know just go out and you know realize that people are going to bring up the wrestling thing i'm proud of my i'm proud of my w w career um and i could actually use that as a to open the door you know i could use that to get um to get media you know to get some attention but in the end uh i had to be me and

you know i had to talk about substantive issues and things that folks would would expect from that position um you know so i never you know i knew that i could use the wrestling thing to my advantage to get attention but i also knew that there was a much higher bar for me to cross when it came to um things like policy and things like articulation and that sort of stuff uh so you know we had to i had during the campaign kind of strategically use the wrestling bit uh where it would work and then realize too that no i can't rely on that right and if i were to i was really doing everyone at the service when are you going to run for president i'm not man who want to be president president cain no no way yeah yeah way president that would be incredible i don't i would never

wanted to imagine if you had your entrance music every time he came to like be like we killed the terrorist and you come out i mean that's just like a little platform underneath the uh resolute desk in the oval office that you rise up from the ground smoke you know here here's the bad thing i think in many ways uh that's that's what politics has become is entertainment yeah you know and that's not a good thing we're seeing a lot of wrestlers getting into politics yeah i mean goes back to jesse the body uh jerry lawlor was king of memphis and the rock's probably going to run for president someday have you and him talked about that about his political career no man no dude you know just he's doing great movies and you know i there's no way i could ever talk to anyone about running

for president is uh you know that's that would that would be the most the most difficult job in the world and not not for the reasons that we think i think either yeah yeah so you now do you have i mean it's a question that most politicians do get asked though like do you have aspirations to go up the ladder of mayor to the next thing i have no idea okay i don't you know right now i'm just concentrating on being mayor and doing the best job that i can uh at that and did you ever build that chair the like the first day well you when you're in office you did yeah that's okay thank god that's actually yes no i remember that you're like hard to work it's my own special chair uh i you know i've actually uh at my office uh at home i have one of those it's it's a big and tall chair

you know it's a tweet where like the first day when he got it was already hard to work it was just a oh chair that he had to put together he was sitting on the ground and i was like kane's already getting results that's the hardest thing that you can do actually is put together a piece of furniture on your own yeah it's true isn't it yeah it's true day one built built a chair yes hopefully that's my my biggest accomplishment that's also an accomplishment thank you i mean you built a chair that happened um all right my last question uh ciki question promo code take we're here with mayor glenn jacob's uh you know him as kane or if you live in nox county you know him as mayor um we asked this you got a new autobiography out called mayor kane we asked

this to every wrestling uh person who comes through these doors have you ever sneezed in front of vince mcman i don't think i have smart yeah smart doesn't like it that was smart smart by you have you seen anyone i i don't recall i don't think so smart very he hates it he thinks he hates it you lose control of yourself when you sneeze that's a sign of not having full capacity what's your relationship though like with vince uh i could probably sneeze in front of him if i need you think so uh that's where it ends you got a little uncomfortable no man um vince has always been very good to me he's been very fair to me um in fact when i was uh decided that i wanted to run for office he was one of the first people that i talked to uh you know not only because i mean i had to uh

but also you really are corporate check anyway but also but also because i wanted his i needed his support not only you know not only for all the obvious reasons but also because it was important to me um because i want to make him proud of what i was doing um so he's always he's always been very good to me um and i can tell you you know despite you know all the things that that people say about vince um you know he's very loyal to folks that are loyal to him um you know and i've seen that time and time and time again yeah so i have a very good relationship with him that's awesome that's great uh my last question is about x pock again did he ever poop in any of your stuff in your artifacts did you ever discover just no x pock's scat laying around no no not to you he knew better i guess

wait how often i have one final final question how often do you talk to undertaker uh i talk to him not that often but you know every couple months or so i mean family occasions and stuff like Thanksgiving Christmas i might call him on Thanksgiving yeah i mean family right do you shock when he lost it at uh wrestle mania yes i was too i was there yeah were you yeah shock me yeah me too me too man i was i was yeah yeah i was uh uh here's the thing man that the streak was not something i think that uh was was like someone was planned right it just kind of organically grew kept on yeah and he just kept on going and kept on going and um that would have been in my opinion that was one of those things that um you know they they it was part of wrestle mania

right you know it's almost like you know folks folks who watch the match and you know the match was fine but what they really wanted to see was undertaker 27 and oh you know um so yeah i was pretty shocked by that and uh you know i don't in fact in fact initially i was like oh they're going to restart the match and then it was one of the things that everybody was so confused i was just like what just happened yes absolutely i just noticed right now uh the forward is from senator rand paul is he a friend of yours yes when uh when he got into that dispute with his neighbor where you're like hey if you need anything in the future i can stop by i mean you mean you can be like the the uh the politician version of x pock in camp well man that that that whole thing

was just completely completely terrible and a horrible commentary on the state of politics and also what really bothers me is even now you may see people on twitter and they laugh about it and they say you know his neighbors should get him again it's like you know the guy got seriously hurt i mean he had to have part of his lung removed because of Jesus you know so uh it's it's just it's unfortunate now in politics we've reached the point to where assaulting someone you know is praised it's horrible this is uh this is this book you got to buy it because i'm looking at it right now the pictures november 20 or november 16 2003 at survivor series bearing my brother alive again i think it's three times yeah yeah it's i mean it's pretty cool and when you did i forgot

when you got unmasked that was so that's a great story yeah that's actually uh that was my favorite entrance is when i came out of the uh you know they had me in shackles and manacles and coming out of the uh patty wagon yes you know i was like man that was the coolest thing ever it really was it really was great time in wrestling and uh he's now the mayor in nox county unbelievable and soon to be president that's right Glenn Jacobs thank you so much thank you guys appreciate it thanks that interview with kane was brought to you guys by simply safe in some states the week after christmas brings the heaviest case load for police break in spike every single year during the holidays because families are traveling burglars no people have expensive gifts laying around

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didn't say if he's gonna fire him just said he will be a coach in the nfl next year very very passive aggressive way of jerry to let him know that i love you but i'm also liable to fuck your life up i actually think jerry jones is now thinking about keeping him well i he's thinking about thinking about well i don't i don't think that he's actually considering unless they win the super bowl jerry jones is at the point now it's it's like moving okay no one wants to move you hate moving if you have to move apartments it's the worst there are so many people out there who stay in the apartment they're in just because the idea of moving is a hassle yeah hand up right you're like fuck this i don't want to get them i don't want to get a mover or or get a friend or

do all this shit change all my bills yeah everything i got a blind dog he knows the floor plan i can't put him in a new space weird awkward couch you have to bring up the stairs like oh shit i can't get it uh oh man watch out guys so it sucks so jerry jones is basically a guy who's in his apartment and is like i could move there's some things i don't like but then i'd have to do all that stuff and it's a pain in the ass why don't i just stay here where i'm comfortable where i know that i can maybe allude to my coach being fired but never actually fire i'll take your analogy one step further and say that he also really enjoys shopping for new apartments he loves using street easy so so jerry is addicted to also sitting on his couch thinking about moving but just perusing

apartments that he could be living in they're like oh this one's nice oh look at this oh look Ron Rivera oh that's nice yep he's just checking it out that's a really fun thing to do is be like oh i could live there they've got a gym in the basement of the apartment complex it'll never use yep they've got a uh one of those big rooms with a giant projector screen that's never bright enough and it says it's hd tv and i can have all my friends over to watch dvds which i'll never do oh shared patio with a bunch of grills i'll definitely grill every day there yeah i'm gonna be i'll go kato because i'm gonna be eating out so often so sick um he also said nobody has the exclusive skills to get the job done so that collectively you can win a super bowl but there are qualified

people jason garrett is one of them i translation i think nobody has the skills necessary to deal with me talking about his job on the radio every week for eight years but jason garrett's one of them but jason garrett the the plus if you go pluses minuses minus jason garrett always is underwhelming and underachieving with his the talent on the roster minus jason garrett has no analytics department and just uses his dumb gut minus jason garrett looks like an idiot and just stands there clapping on the sideline uh like a buffoon every single sunday afternoon while we get the shit kicked out of us plus i can say all this stuff about jason garrett publicly and he'll just eat it that's it it's a good skill to have to be somebody's punching bag yeah like be somebody's

punching bag or their cameraman and just attach yourself or both or both at the same time and just stick around for a while and then you'll be totally fine uh yeah jerry jones is going to miss the one reason i can see for him not firing jason garrett if he doesn't want a super bowl is because he loves going on the air and and implying that he will fire his coach and he can't do that if it's like hypothetically let's just say it's um jim harbaugh let's say jim harbaugh mike gundy mike gundy mike leech no mike gundy's going to lincoln riley lincoln riley that's what i was looking for lincoln goes down from oklahoma because actually jerry will throw a bag at him yeah lincoln goes to dalis and week one jerry goes on the radio and he will feel strongly

that he can't yeah apply that he can fire his coach at that point and then and then he's just cucking himself well and not only that but if you don't go on or if you go on a radio show and you don't have some talking points like hey i'm gonna allude to jason garrett being fired then you have to start asking answering questions like hey remember that time you came in a shoe hey listen we're not gonna go on the radio not talk about ejaculating on our thigh hey remember that time uh i don't actually know this to be a fact but like hey remember that time jerry jones do you pay all your taxes on time and have you been paying all of them who knows now we're not here talk about my financial disclosures now where that is hey we could piss in the air have it laying her belly

button but it ain't a lake that bus you have jerry jones what's the deal with that so it's actually very smart for him to keep the jason garrett around so that he can be like every time he goes on a radio show the topic number one can be jason garrett hot seat or not the most yeah the more you keep people distracted from the real issues probably the better overall you are if you're jerry jones a lot of skeletons in that weird closet um all right next up we have uh kicker's psychiatry couch so kickers are just missing they're missing at a this has been the biggest drop in nfl history from year to year i love it it fell off five percent now you can blame a lot of this on adam venetary just existing but there's also some other stuff at play here like eddie paniero eddie paniero

existing just the bears team yeah continuing to exist uh half the patriots kickers getting cut are having appendectomies so they're all these things that have to go into consideration but kickers suck now they've they've actually started to suck again i kind of love it because it does add an element to the game well i love it because my kicker always sucks so i want everyone to come to the pack like come fall back to the pack but you're just ahead of the curve yeah there are moments in games where you can it feels like now you can just say yeah this this is he's not going to hit this we said that on on uh sunday night when they when the patriots took that penalty i said oh i was like there's no way he's hitting this the mentally cannot handle the fact that he

has to back up for this extra point yeah it was what a 38 yard extra point no he's not gonna hit it he wasn't gonna hit it same thing happened at eddie paniero a couple weeks ago where they got a penalty and it's like no there's no chance he hits this now really the only kicker that's any good is brandon mcmanus he was pissed off that he couldn't try a 65 yard dude that was a little hard though five brandon mcmanus said would so vick fangio said he didn't want to have him attempt a 65 yarder because he's seen kickers screw up their motion by kicking really long balls uh-huh basically like a home run derby batting batting practice that's such a vick fangio answer yes so then brandon mcmanus replied do you does a quarterback screw up his uh

throwing motion when he throws a hail mary and would fangio say i don't think he had i think he's like shut the fuck up kicker we're on a four and eight team this conversation is over yeah bench jo flacco for questioning yeah bench your ass i actually think that uh the decline in bullying is making high school kickers uh more mentally weak yeah because they're not able to be bullied at a young age yeah so when they get older like nature would say if you're a kicker and i used to be one you should get bullied a little bit in high school you should start to weather that storm that way when you get to uh to the like college age into the nfl where you're getting death threats sent to you by strangers online it's not affecting you as much because you

got shoved in the locker when you were ninth grade here's the other theory ready for this it usually takes i don't know eight to ten years for the kids right now to then be in the age for college nfl whatever so like you you know your average eight to twelve year old right now the guys who are in college right now they watched usa soccer tie portugal in the world cup they were like soccer is going to be the future of america let's stick with soccer the kids right now watch just lose to canada and not make the world cup so in ten years kicking will be back because they all will be like we suck at soccer i'm not playing soccer anymore so the giving up of soccer but we couldn't you make the argument that if we'll say no i've thought about that no i've thought about

it too yeah it's too short and he also plays in england and we like celebrate this dude who's not even playing for he's also 19 fucking dude play for the colorado rapids or something what about this what about this so wouldn't you argue that when the us national team is good then more kids start just kicking stuff well no because they see a person on tv doing it you want it you go in the backyard start kicking your tree but they don't get you a ball they don't quit soccer they stick with it because they're like this is the future whereas now kids that are growing up right now are watching and be like we suck at soccer we're never going to be good so they are more likely to go back to football so any kid with a giant leg right now is is fuck that this get this

football shit off my television i don't want to be ridiculed by pardon my take what about this bob lee do you think bob lee has destroyed kickers in america because he's been telling them to not play soccer for so long that they haven't even started kicking at a young age well that's a good point i don't know it's like what's worse concussions in in fifa though fifa though concussions in football concussions and soccer are worse yeah it is there for both polini headers he taught us that there's a lot of headers so between the headers and uh the corruption bob lee is to blame for the downfall of american youth soccer and the future of american NFL kicker yeah if you want a sport where your brain will be safe and there will be no corruption play football nfl

yes listen to maryl hodge um all right just chill out man before we get the guys on chicks dabo you gotta chill out dude he's fired up he is this is my favorite part of the college football season where coaches did you know what this is this is loser talk by dabo sweeney because what he is doing is he is setting the table clubs is not going to lose to virginia but he's setting the table for everyone to be like it's unfair that they're not in the college football playoff if they did happen to lose to virginia so he's just so far deep in his own mind of perceived hate that he's getting mad about an outcome that's not going to happen correct he's in advance but letting you know like just so you know it wouldn't be fair if we got left out he's upset about a hypothetical where

they lose to virginia and then georgia gets in with one loss and like oklahoma or utah or baler gets in with one loss over clemson yeah these are the type of thoughts that you typically reserve for yourself when you just can't sleep at night when it's like super late he's losing his mind yeah he's losing his mind dabo uh chill out i do i i like the fact that he gets fired up uh and i like the fact that he's mad about the perception that trevor lorenz isn't as good at quarterback as he was last year yeah where does that perception exist well that that's like that we don't give russ wilson enough no he was not he was not sharp to start the season well they have been after after the unc game they've absolutely been steamrolling teams but he was not like i watched him at the

beginning of the season he was not as sharp as he was last year but right now he rolled into form right now you would say like trevor lorenz is not standing quarterback yes anyone with a brain and eyes would say that here's here's the thing with clemson so dabo what he doesn't understand is you can most people can hold two thoughts in their head at the same time clemson is a top four team in the country clemson might be the best team in the country but at the same time they have played no one like it's okay to say that that they've played no one yet they still are very very good he is under he's like struggling with that where it's like it's not our fault that we don't play anyone that our conference sucks every single year

like we should be in the college football playoff no matter what no you don't play anyone so the margin for error is a lot thinner it's also not true that it's not his fault that the conference sucks because he's stealing recruits from those colleges paying them more so yeah maybe if you let some of the good players go to what wake forest is that is wake for us in clemson's duke yeah wake forest you and see florida state when the next manning brother is going to go to duke probably and then you'll have the opportunity to beat him miami has to get good again florida state has to get good again usc has to get good again there's some teams out there that have to get good again so that conferences can be prop backup the acc is in one of those spots right now

where they don't have anyone but clemson dabo on that note said a lot of people thought clemson could compete for the acc this year but would not be 12 and oh and our good friend tom franelli said uh the preseason win total for clemson was 11 and a half yeah so literally everyone thought they would be 12 literally everyone did las vegas thought that our uh Atlantic city but now he's in a fight with paul fine bomb so fine that pacifiers that i don't know that's what i'm really son's culture that's where it gets really interesting for me is where uh two legends of the game like dabo and paul finebomb start butting heads because it's like it's almost like dabo didn't turn on his television until last thursday well then all of a sudden he's like just basking in the takes

he's getting overloaded well he's gonna be mad about this all year long he's got to set himself up for the doomsday this is all it's a member georgia last year when uh it was either last year the year before when georgia lost and i think sabin said like i know what we wouldn't want to do play that team again and then everyone ran with it it was like yeah what like who'd you want to play georgia or this team not you don't want to play georgia you got to put them in i also like the people that are that are planting their flag in the ground and saying that climson should be number one because they won last year and they're undefeated this year i'm actually okay with so they need to be number one i'm actually like it's it's like if you don't kick you off the if you logically it's

like you're the champion yeah if you're on the top of the mountain and no one beats you you should actually still be i actually am fine with that yeah it's that's winter talk yeah right there right but beat me you also have to say it's a different team than it was last year doesn't matter doesn't matter i'm okay with that winter if you just keep winning you should keep being number one if dabo just if he pulled his kids out of the game and said guess what the system's unfair if dabo's literal kid yeah if yes i know if dabo all of a sudden became a huge pay the players guy right now and and you took all your players off the field because the injustice of the ncwa system they would have no choice but to make you champion true because nobody beat you yeah you could be the

last ncwa champion i like that just take your take your title your take a glass ball and go and it's not glass football anymore it's a stupid trophy now it's the big dr pepper bottler hey let's do guys on chicks before we do guys on chicks uh what is your guys level of concern about this pig bomb that is rumored to be coming what what uh obviously it's very high as you can tell pig bomb a research scientist believes in the us is believes the us is the middle of a pig bomb where feral hogs are increasing in huge oh well that's that's a fact this is one of those things where the internet truly did break our brains because you'll remember the 30 to 50 feral hog yes from a while ago and at the time i think we discussed it and we're like well yeah if you talk to people

who are in arkansas or texas or wherever it is an issue then a lady got killed by a swarm of feral hogs yes and then people were like tweeting the story out and laughing about it being like ha ha remember that meme that is the internet breaking your like a lady actually died yeah and people were like i remember that joke in a reply to jason isbell tweet mm-hmm that's the i've dug into it i've watched some videos if you search on youtube black black hog down you can see some cool videos of them just killing feral hogs from a helicopter yeah yeah from a helicopter it is it is crazy the the feral hogs you know what they should do and there's a pig bomb that's coming make they shouldn't make a call of duty where you just go increasing at rapid rapid rates okay well let's kill them

wait what's a pig bomb that is what's happening it's an epidemic where feral hogs are increasing in huge numbers so it's the pigs are fucking and the worst part is they're not even eating them it's not good meat you can you can eat some of the people's if you cook them right very good so way to waste some like good bacon so either we all have to become like vociferous carnivores or we have to just you you can be a member of pita but you also have to enlist yourself in a war to the death against the hog black hog down sub pmt boys especially leon if he's single i went on a first date with this guy last monday we met for a drink ended up staying up for two and a half hours i didn't hear from him which was annoying but i hate texting i was home for thanksgiving

anyway on sunday ended up getting a solid buzz during the early games and hit him up he suggested one of our places with a pizza but i wanted to go to a bar because i can't be trusted to hold that on sex if a bed is close by he ends up bailing parentheses it was fine because i was pretty drunk at that point but as we can hang out wednesday we didn't make an actual plan so i'm worried he thinks my place is still an option going on wait after typing all that i forgot my question but i feel like he's not that into it can i just interrupt yeah so pizza uh is all i heard you tried to fuck him in you want to fuck and i think it's like that's probably a guy's or no she guys are very simple he was trying to fuck he suggested the house and once she suggested the bar he bailed

to fucking the bar the bathroom he wanted to take it they went out and then she was like hey we should go out again he was like yeah let's go to your place she was like let's go to a bar and then he bailed uh that's that guy's too aggressive that's not on your you that's not do you think that Thanksgiving is the holiday that has the most like regrettable drunk text sent to to like old flames i would say so new year's probably up there no because you got a date on new year's yeah yeah yeah maybe um never goes away st patrick's day yeah hey there pmt boys especially bubba big day for bubba so i have been hooking up with a guy recently who has the hairiest butt i've ever seen it really doesn't bother me that much but i think it's so weird exclamation point it's just so weird i really

want to ask him about it but don't want to offend him any tips on how i should bring it up thanks yeah just say what's the deal with your butt man hey couldn't couldn't help it when having it wouldn't having a cleanly shaved butt even be weirder yeah i think you want to just trim it to like maybe some stubble some how do you trim butt yeah you sit i don't know it's stubble butt by like uh by sneak attack in the middle of the night when he's asleep here's what you do if he has a very hairy butt he definitely has a shitload of dingleberries so create fake dingleberries and play some everywhere and then be like what are these things and then he'll get super embarrassed and then you can have the conversation hey man you should probably shave your butt because

your little poop toilet paper is getting stuck in your hair well i like that false flag him or just light it on fire when he's in bed one night ass up face down ass up that's the way you like to get your asshole burnt smell of hair burning is bad mm-hmm dingleberries is worse true so i've been hanging out with this guy for a while i met most of his friends but he keeps texting these random parentheses friends with really generic names like john hand that i've never met and he's never mentioned before how do i find out if he's saving other girls as guys named all right so you're first without sounding crazy his name is john hand yeah his other friend is uh gary what that mouth do uh his other friend is mickey anal uh it's yeah he's definitely texting girls you

what you need to do is tell tell him to put them all in a group text together because if he if he refuses that then they're not his friends they're hookups mm-hmm yeah tell jerry squirter but they're hookups anyway wait what is john hand is that some type of implication i think i think it's code it means it means bathroom masturbation mm so that's his guilty pleasure how do so that's that's how she finds out i my guess is that he has saved this alleged john hand because it's a it's a girl whose name is begins with a j possibly a jone she has to go older ladies ladies hand cock and then no the hand is just like i got a hand job she's got beautiful hands we've had hand sex yeah eventually it'll turn into john uh licky yeah john vagina mm so this girl uh because you can see the text

change she's texted multiple times over the course of the years all about your hair this most recent one is just how often does pft wash his hair i feel like i gotta give this girl a little shine she's like enamored with your hair how often do i wash my hair uh once every about three days you're not supposed to wash it every day i've learned i've learned that i've learned i never understood that it's so it's such a dumb thing it's just laziness like people who say that are just you have longer hair so it's different and i understand that it's probably a process yes but people with guys with short hair who like try to say well your natural oils are actually best after like three days and not washing it you're lazy just admit it you're lazy it's fine

that's fine yeah it takes two seconds to wash your hair i used to be so lazy i just wouldn't get conditioned i get the all-in-one and by all-in-one i mean like the shampoo and the body wash the one that's just for divorce people i think is that's plus that's what i would use in college and you just put you squirt that onto a washcloth and then your entire body's clean yeah later part is the most dad shampoo of all pert plus pert plus for hair so healthy it shines the little little tip because we're on guys on chicks if you ever want to impress a chick just be like oh your hair smells great what is that pert plus yeah always works honestly my answer is i i wash i conditioned that i find like three different strands of my hair and pull it out from underneath my nutsack

whoa it gets stuck in weird places when you have long hair you wouldn't know yeah but if you have long hair just your all your all your crevices eventually have some hair stuck in i hope you're happy girl who keeps texting and then uh then i get out and i air dry just a natural hey boys especially dad cat my roommate cries every single time she's drunk do guys cry when they're drunk even big strong guys like y'all just curious grace dude listen if you don't have a good cry every now and then every time you're drunk no but if you don't have a good cry every now and then you're crazy you gotta cry every now and then you'll let cry out do guys cry when they are drunk too every time no but have i cried when i've been drunk hell yeah

i think uh probably the majority of times that i've cried in the last 10 years i'd say like not 50 to 60 percent have been well i'm drunk dude you just gotta sometimes sometimes the notebook comes on after you've had a couple of glasses of wine and think about something sad you're just like i'm gonna fucking cry real quick it's appropriate to cry let me get cry off when you're drunk uh when the national anthem plays like nosha morano it's always in bounds uh and then if you use if you step on a lego last one whenever my husband lets the dog out to pee in the morning or at night he always pees too anything i should be concerned about should i squat in the backyard and join them i used to do this all the time i did it too i can't do it in new york anymore because it's too busy

but i used to do it all the time in chicago it was the best one time when lee roy was a puppy i actually went out in the backyard with him and i tried to lift my leg to show him how to pee because he didn't grow up around other male dogs so he had to learn the behavior of lifting the leg so i actually lifted my leg and pissed should show him Mississippi highlights yeah that's right yeah wash the egg bowl yeah like an old mist receiver yeah uh it didn't work so he still pees like a girl there's nothing better than peeing outside he's he squats yeah it means that he just like puts his dick real closely like he essentially does boner dogs he tries to touch the sidewalk with his with his dick yeah yeah peeing outside is the best there's no problem with this and it's also very

it's a bonding thing to pee next to your dog mm-hmm that's a cool thing last one sup i know this is front and plumb but should i ask a guy out at the gym yes yes everywhere just anywhere anywhere you want to ask a guy out yes yes do it yeah is this it just is this about recelio is this from recelio recelio's gonna play this for a sock yeah it's a sock puppet recelio account that's tweeting this at us he recelio's gonna be at the squat rack playing pmt with no headphones yeah next to his gym crush yeah hey should we ask should we ask the guy who's squatting a shitload and has a sick podcast out at the gym hey is it okay if i yes you should ask ryan out hey is it okay if i ask this bald guy that keeps replaying the blazers highlights on the tv and taking notes in between

sets out yeah why is he why is he obsessed with the Orlando magic why does he keep yelling about what a chicken shit zone the pelicans are playing yes ask ryan out he's a really great guy he's a friend of ours and uh i think he drives a land rover oh shit yeah okay yeah no big deal like the sporty one too not the like big like mom is range range rover range land rover land rover is meh range rover is like he drives a calmer which which one is one of those is for like big wine moms if you drive a white range rover i'm pretty sure it means that he's gonna be like your center console has has a cup holder just for yellow tail he's gonna he's gonna tell us honestly even though it's like such a sick brag like what's what size yo quick we're finished we just got you guys on

chicks question yo we're finishing up pardon my take right now you're on the air what you drive a range rover bro yeah dude my second one oh what color black oh black does it have the leather leather interior custom black rims oh oh it's oh you got the murdered out rims what kind of interior do you have uh it's a white leather black combo whoa does it get hot in the summer though um no it's always 71 degrees manhand beach oh all right so yeah so the chick who wrote in this question asked ryan was still out at the gym because he drives a range rover no big deal yeah actually it's kind of this manhand beach starter kit that if you're over 40 and you make a little bit of money as soon as you sign your deed on your house they just give you a land rover oh

sick okay you got thanks bro enjoy this yeah yeah i'll leave this though for anyone looking at purchasing one it's a great automobile but the phone interface is a little bit of a first world problem on a six-figure ride it's just something to think about okay thanks ryan thanks ryan we'll talk to you later always good to have you on ryan all right we'll see everyone on friday love you guys shout out to slow louis for this remix love you slow i'm coming for you oh oh

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