Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S01 EP23: Rosie Ramsey

Episode Date: July 14, 2020

ROB BECKETT & JOSH WIDDICOMBE'S 'LOCKDOWN PARENTING HELL' - S01 EP23: Rosie RamseyJoining us in the studio this episode to discuss the highs and lows of parenting (and life) during the lock down and beyond is the brilliant actor, presenter Radio DJ and podcaster, Rosie Ramsey. Enjoy. Rate and Review. Thanks. xxx If you want to get in touch with the show here's how:EMAIL: [e-mail]: @lockdownparent A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hello, I'm Josh Riddickham. And I'm Robb. Welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hell. The show in which Rob and I discuss what it's like to be a parent during lockdown, which I would say can be a little tricky. So in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation. And to make me feel better about my increasingly terrible parenting skills. Each episode will be chatting to a famous parent about how well they're coping. Or hopefully not. And we will be hearing from you the listener with your tales of lockdown parenting woe. Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing. Hello and welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hill with Rush Cockett.

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Who was it? So this is, it says, hi, hi. Jenny, who lives in Hong Kong and her two-year-old George, oh here you go. Even though he gets Josh's name right, you can hear her husband's anguish cries from the kitchen, and she's burnt the dinner while she's in the living room trying to get him to say your names. It's always nice to hear other people's anguish. Yeah. I love people being angry, but like over little things. It's a great feeling to watch someone lose it when I've started playing golf and that is the perfect place to watch

someone completely lose their ed over nothing. It's essentially a walk with a club, I just, I know that I'd be that person losing my head. So that's, I know that the problem is. So I'd play the first shot I'd go into the bunker. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I. I. I. I th. I. I. I th. I. I the th. I th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'd th. I'd the th. I'd the th. I'd th. I'd the th. I'd the the the the the the the the to lose. I'd to lose. I'd to lose. I'd the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. I'm to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. I'm to. I'm to the to the th. that the problem is, so I play the first shot, I'd go well, then the second shot I'd go into the bunker. And I know that I haven't got the, once I'm in the bunker, I haven't got the mentality to put that behind me. You'll be the person to try and break the club on their knee and then hurt their knee. That's what I imagine you'd do. How's your week been right? Or should I tell you how my week's been?

Yeah, I think you've had a more eventful week. Let's see what's happening, John. So we went to the garden center on Monday in the new car, which was all very exciting. And my daughter, I got bitten on the back of her leg by, my wife thinks a dragonfly, right? And this, it got much worse. But you know when something's like bad enough to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to their their to to their their thinks a dragonfly, right? And this, it got much worse. But you know when something's like bad enough to take your child to the doctor, but it's out of hours, so you have to go to the hospital, because they've got an out of hours surgery at the hospital? Yeah, and you sort of know, it's not bad enough for that, but you need someone So when we get to the hospital, this is a moment Rob. We go in and they say only one parent allowed in and obviously I was wearing a mask so the smile wasn't detectable under my mask.

Ha ha ha ha ha! They could see it in the eye though. You can see it in the eye. I can see a smile through an eye before the mouth. So they knew, the nurse knows. So I had to go, because obviously I'm the only one that can drive of the two of us, so I had to go, also that you're only allowed in the car part for an hour, so I was like, I'll just, I'll go and move and move and move the the car the car the car the car the car their their their and move the car. I thought I'll go and get some petrol for something to do but then it was no return within two hours at the hospital so I realized I couldn't drive back there but I didn't want to drive home because

that's too far away from the hospital. So I ended up sitting in the car I thought I need to buy something as I went in and I bought a bag of watsits in a milky way and I sat in the car. That's a weird choice. It's like you're a child. I know. But I wanted a bag of... do you know that why I think and I reckon most of milky way to kind of their sails are done on this. I wanted a chocolate bar at 8.30pm that's absolutely insane. So I kind of had a milkykykykykykykykykykykykykykykykykykykykyky to kind to kind to kind to kind of to kind of to kind of to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I the the to to to to to the their their something something. So. I their that's that's the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I to me me mea. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'm. I to me can't have a full chocolate bar at 830pm. That's absolutely insane. So I kind of had a milky way to kind of scratch the itch but not feel bad about it,

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I couldn't get in the car park and have like four cans. Yeah, I've got four cans in a milky waive. You have to get a cab back? There was a special offer on Rhodenberg. Oh well so she's okay now then and that's all good but you managed to get out of sitting in the hospital for two hours. Um so actually that was payback I haven't mentioned this on the Saturday so I'm tiding out the shed right I thought that would be some good time on my own like Rose's mom lives on her own so she tho tho tho. that the thoo's the. Roes. Roes. Roe. Roe. Roe. Roe. Roe. Roe. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose Rose. Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose Rose. Rose Rose. Rose Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose's Rose. Rose. Rose Rose. Rose Rose. Rose Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. Rose. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. R. th. R. th. R. th. th. R. th. th. R. th. th. R. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. go back and forth. Oh yeah. Yeah, so she... By the way, that part of the bubble, I totally know that that is true with you, that she

is part of your bubble, but the amount of people I speak to and they're like, show me a photo of something, they do, oh yeah, they're part of my bubble. How big to bubble. It's the bubble. Is that the get out of jail and free guy? Yeah, the part of the bubble thing we can do? It's part of my bubbles. That's why, yeah, it's part of your bubble. It's ridiculous, but I know this is a, this is a fair, honest bubble you've got here. So I was like, it was a Saturday afternoon. And I was like, I I'm just, I'm going to go tidy the shed, which needs doing, take all the stuff out the shed, get rid of the stuff we don't need and then put it back in, tid it up because we're putting some stuff in there, right? Classic Dad Saturday. Classic Dad. That is a quintessential Dad, that's a todthat you're all right about the old shorts I started and I was like this is heavy work so I basically got into the kit I wear to go to the gym so I was in my sports kit. Yeah yeah worrying about the rain I've left

it outside the shed what if it rains of course you have to say yes. But suddenly the game's totally changed. I think you do it with the first one. When you got two, you just go, no, because you're gonna fight, but yeah, I think you'll learn. I think, we're about to hear why you should have said no. How did it go with the help. So she's fine, she's kind of walking, it's really dangerous as well because there's like bits of piping and there's a really heavy fireplace and

then Rose comes out and she's like, says to my daughter, do you want to come and get an ice cream? Which I was like, thank yes, here we go, here we go. And then... Look us back in at this point. No, but then my daughter's like no. to thi. to a th. th. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the thin, thin, their, their, thin, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. thooooooooooo. And, toe. th. th. th. th. thooooooooooo. And, their, their, but she wants an ice cream. So then, I don't know how this happened. We ended up in a situation where Rose and her mom go and get an ice cream while I'm tidying the shed and looking after her daughter. So I've basically got the worst of both worlds and they're out getting an ice cream. They left the house! Oh no, what the tables have turned a perfect afternoon to one of L. Exactly! So you're looking after the kid and tidying the garage? Yeah, oh my God. I couldn't believe it. Anyway, that's not acceptable, both adults.

I know, to get ice cream. That's getting ice cream is the positive and the doing the parenting and doing the chair. That's two jobs. That's totally unacceptable. I'd have been fuming. I was absolutely fuming. So that's why I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt I felt like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I felt. I felt. I felt. I felt th. I felt tod. I felt tod. I felt tod. I felt tod. I felt tod. today. today. today. today. I today. I today. I today. I totally unacceptable. I'd have been fuming, Josh. I was absolutely fuming. So that's why I felt like hospital was payback. Oh, fair enough. Could I complete the triple of my week? Yeah, go for it. So yesterday, so my daughter got cold from nursery, so she's quite sniffly.

Then my wife got it. So then she loses her voice when she gets ill. She's got kind of problems with her vocal chords. And then I, my dodgy neck kicked in, right, on the same day. What's your neck? So about every six months my neck goes into kind of, you know, like when it's like an instant spasm, like it's stiff and it hurts. Have you had this? It's from like years of sitting badly on a laptop. Oh, right, posture and stuff. I'm not, yeah, I've not had that, but I don't really write

my material though, do I? I'm a sort of turn up and shout. A lot of craft goes into what you do, Josh. There's a build of a narrative of really good jokes, callbacks, I just sort of, yeah, cuss-cuss, it's like fat sand, did it? We've all it. Stuart Lee's got a bad neck, Daniel Kitson's got a bad neck. All the nerdy ones. They're just true slayers like me bowling out, good up, got a strong, solid neck and nothing written down. Like an absolute cowboy. I'm stiffed at no notebook. Well that's why Michael McIntyre does that that throwing where th, right, right, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, th, th, thy, thy, thy, thy, they, thy, thy, their, thy, thy, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, their, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, just just just just just thi, thi, thi, thi, where he moves his head from side to side, because his neck's so loose. He's so loose, he's riffing, he's making it up, he's wobbling his head all over the place.

The old stiff-neck crew with the notebooks turn it up. Look at Milton Jones, he can't even move, he's just stiff. Even his hair stiff, he's so well written. Anyway, so you've got a bad neck? I've got a bad neck and I wake up and it's the worst it's ever been. I basically couldn't get out of bed and Rose couldn't speak and we were having to parent. Do you know you need Ellis James round 4 a.m. to take control? You got a bad neck, bad back, can't speak. Super dad. So basically we were having to parent all Sunday morning. I couldn't really stand up and Rose couldn't really speak.

It was like a kind of improv game. I'm having to do the talk, the communicating, whereas Rose is having to do any physical with our daughter. Yeah. Together we were one parent. But if either of us left the room, either there was no communication or you couldn't physically do anything with our daughter.

It was really high-octane parenting, very tough. Oh, that's an awful Sunday. But my neck's a bit better now, and I'm going to see my osteopath this evening. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber one for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to 5% off smoothies and 5% Uber cash back on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings. Not whatever you think University is for. Get Uber one for students. A membership to save on Uber and Uber eats. With deals this good, everyone wants to be a student. Join for just $499 a month. Savings may vary. Eligibility and member terms apply.

So Rob, we'll cover your week in the second episode, shall we, on Friday? Yes, yeah, not as a eventful, but a lot of my kids go mad and I'm gonna taught you why. If you're a parent, you should take up golf. All right? Even if you hate hate th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thate thate thate thate thate thatea thia to to to to to the to to their to their to to tovary to be tovary to be to be to be to be their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe.'m gonna talk to you why if you're a parent you should take up golf right even if you hate the sport because it's a it's great it's a great way to get away from child care but yeah we'll cover that next week and some correspondence I've got a few salty and non-sort emails about you John so oh no okay we've got some other great emails we've got someone someone who also to thoooes their told. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their to their their to their to to to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their to their to to someone who also found out why the character takes their trousers off in the Bing. So we'll cover that on Friday. You're very excited to hear that, aren't you? Yeah, why does he get it out? Why does he take his trousers off in the intro

to Bing? All will be revealed, not literally. But the info behind it will be revealed on Friday. Who we got to stay on the show as the show as the show as the show as the show as the show as the show as a show as a show as a show as a show as a show as a show as a the show as a the show as a takes as a takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes ta. I ta. I's ta. I's ta. I's ta. I's ta. I ta. I ta. I ta. I takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. takes. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. te. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. te. cock, but the info behind it will be revealed on Friday. Who we got to stay on the show as a guest, Joshua? We have the amazing Rosie. So we had Chris Ramsey who is her less talented husband on a few weeks ago. You might know him as the dancer from Strictly. Um. He absolutely peppering him there. Poor old Ramambo, getting absolutely good kicking from Widdicum. That's what's done his neck in. He wrote that all last night he was doing that. Hush, show his laptop. What can I do for the intro for Rosie? And also this was recorded before she announced they were expecting another baby, which is exciting news. Yes, great news. To add to Robin. So, um, yeah, it was a great. She's, she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she she. She. She. She. She. She the the that. She that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's a good good good. that's a good good good good good. that's a good good. that's a good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good good. that, she's that, she's that, she's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that's good. that that that's a good. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's, which is exciting news. Yes, great news. To add to Robin.

So, yeah, it was a great, she's excellent, Rosie, then, yeah, the King and Queen of Podcasting, Chris and Rosie Ramsey, so we've had both of them now. Yeah, it's great. Did they win an award at the podcast awards? I think they must have. I think they might have won people the people people people people people people people people people people people people people people the fun that actual people who listen to it vote for. Well, that's the kind of person with a loose neck would say that, whereas I'd want the writer's choice award with my stiff neck. That's what I'd be

looking for. Oh yeah, not them stiffnecks in there all tense up so they win their awards. The only reason they do awards is for people that could have had a better career than being a comedian and their parents are disappointed. So they need to get one to prove a point. Where I'm already exceeding expectations hugely. So I don't need, I don't give up a career as a barrister to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their, I'm, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I'm a their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm a their, I'm, I'm, I'm a their, I, I, I'm a their, I'm a their, I's, their, their, their, their, t........a, too, too, their, their, their, their, their, their, you know what I mean? I've not got upset parents that are embarrassed to tell them that their sons are comedian when they're at a dinner party. They're proud so I don't need a little statue. Do you know what? If the stiffnecks need them to keep the parents happy,

keep going with your walls. Good luck to have the to be. Here's Rosie Ramsey, enjoy her. It's not a stiffneck, Rosie Ramsey. She's a relaxed entertainer. That sounds like Brent. Anyway, it's a great podcast. Enjoy it. Hello Rosie. Hello guys, you're all right. Good. Thanks for doing this. for having us. How are you? You good? All right. Well, you know, I keep telling people I'm all right, but no, I'm miserable. Miserable as sin, if I'm completely honest with you. What's causing that? What is it?

What's the problem? Just, honestly, just want life to go back to normal. I just want life to go back to normal. I feel like it's been too long and it's just... But I was sick by week too to be honest. I've been constant constantly just fed up like my friend stop asking me now. How are you because I just bring everybody down. I'd see it as a really like positive chirpy person. You know when we interviewed Jack D that's what I was expecting but this, come up. Do you know I normally am but I think everything that made me chirpy and happy was taken away with lockdown. So it's do you know

what I mean? I'm very much I'm a people person I love hosting I love having parties I love saying my friends and my family and then when Boris was like right okay just stay in your house with your you know significant other and your child I was like this is this is gonna be hell on earth and and it has been but you know it's getting a bit better now and I'm just I'm trying to look at the positives I'm trying to be you know I read the secret again and I'm trying to just be positive I don't know if it's working Rose he's judging rather the one minutes 36 seconds of this interview so far I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry I I I I they I they I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't I don't they they don't th th th th th th th they don't don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're just just just just just just just just just just just just to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi thi thi thi thi thi judging rather the 1 minutes 36 seconds of this interview so far. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'll use that to sell the book, your endorsement, Rosie. I'm the most miserable I've ever been. I've read it again and I think it's helping. Rosie, we've had Chris on the podcast, obviously, so just to remind the listeners, just, you've got the one you got Robin is four in the house and that you've been under lockdown with Chris and I'm it's simple you've obviously been like more of a stay-at-home mom but before you had Robin you were gonna be working on radio is that correct on a radio show and then since that you've done your Instagram's gone mad and your podcast is huge you've got a book

out in September Shag married and annoyed which is available for pre-order. Rob, we wrote that book, we wrote half of that book during lockdown. So I'm just hoping, I'm hoping it's funny. Like honestly, I'm praying to God that it's funny. I read it back to do the edit and I was like, no it's okay, but then I just remember how miserable I was when I wrote it. But Rosie, it must be very difficult in lockdown where you know you've got a four-year-old that needs loads of attention and then not only are you working from home with your, you know, you're doing the Instagram stuff, you're also having to do a podcast of your husband about your life where for weeks there was nothing happening, was there apart from just being indoors? It was not like, oh, I went out the other day or you did a bit, or it was itchially, you've just sat with someone all day looking after a kid and then

when the kid goes to bed you've got to then record a podcast about your day where nothing happened and then write a book when nothing's happening. So how did you manage that? Oh God, even you were just talking about it there has made me suicidal. No, just, it's been the the'm not going to sugarcoat it. It's been hard. But to be honest, the podcast, I actually started to look forward to it because we just had a laugh and usually we get pissed when we do it. So it's like, right, let's just do it and let's just chat shit together. And it was really good fun, but like you, obviously, my husband's a stand up comedian, like you guys, he's never here. And, th. And he's their. And, th. And, their. And, th. And, th. And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, th. I, to, the the podcast, to, the podcast, to, to, to, to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the th. I's, the the th. I'm, th. And, the th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, to, th. And, to, to, to, to, to, to, the to, the podcast, he's never here. So the podcast was usually a lovely thing because it was like, oh we get together and we chat like what you've been doing? You've been so busy I've been doing this and then have him home all the time like it's been horrible and

he did the one show last week in London and I swear I was euphoric for a week it was absolutely nice but he's back now so it's back. It's like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, oh, to, oh, to, oh, oh, to, oh, to, to, to, oh, oh, to, oh, oh, to, oh, oh, to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to th to th th thi, oh, oh, oh, th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the the the th, the th, the the the th, the th, the the the th, the the the th, the the the the thi, thi, the thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, thi, the thi, the that, the one show last week in London and I swear I was euphoric for a week. It was absolutely nice. But he's back now so it's back to normal but um yeah. The only time the one show has made someone euphoric I think in the history of the show. I was like, thank you so much, BBC for taking them off my hands. But, um, do you know what, I sound extremely negative. It's been nice in the fact of Chris has been with Robin loads because he's worked away from when he was born. Like you guys touring, it just takes up so much time,

so much of the year. So that's been quite nice. We've had a lovely little bit of family time. And yeah, so I'm trying now, after I've read the secret again. I'm trying trying trying thying thying thying the possible thying thying thin thin thin thin thin thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, I'm thin, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm that, I'm the possible, I'm to say, I'm to say, I'm to say, I'm to say, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, I'm, to, I'm, to, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, to to to th.... th. thi. thin, I'm not, tho, thoomoomoomorrow, I'm going, too, toomorrow, tooomorrow, too, tooomorrow, tooomorrow, too, too, too I'm trying to see the possible bit of it and that's that's one of them that I'll take and and my garden looks nice yeah so that's good I've done a lot of gardening I don't be boring but this sun coupled with lots of rain it's an absolute godsend for the grass I don't don't know I don't want to be that guy rain. So it has been good. The gardens are looking good. God Rob. When did you lose your edge, mate? I can tell you when, when my entire tour got cancelled

the end of March, that's when I lost it. Oh God, were you guys meant to tour? Yeah, I was on tour. And Chris was supposed to start his in March and then we've we've got one in September which we still we're still just like what's going to happen and then he's off again in October and yeah just it's the not knowing that gets me I'd rather just know either way yeah we just got a wait and see I guess what can you do? Because you guys are doing Wembley Arena, you and Chris with your podcast.

And so obviously Chris is, you know, he's a stand-up, he does big audiences every night. How do you feel like about, like you were excited? Are you scared? What's your feeling about that? A little bit of both, I think. I am excited. I used to work in theater, so I used to do, not never stand-up or anything like that, but I used to kind of do theatre shows, so I'm used to being on stage, but I think

for the first thing to do, I haven't really been on stage for about, gosh, probably when Robin for about five year, and then it's like the first thing back is going to be Wemley Arena. Wow. I'm like, I was, you're not having to think about doing a couple of warm-up kick-rosy. I think we should, you know, can you imagine? Just like, I'll be shit in my pants. Because you're a singer though, really, than a sort of committee, like, because the podcast is funny and it's sort of played for laughs. So it must be different for you to go on stage knowing that, that, that, that, that, that, the, to, to, the, to, to, the, to, to, the, to, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to.. to. to. to. to. to, never not been on stage without a script or like a song to do so it's going to be,

it's going to be really strange but it's that thing of, I can't believe people have bought tickets just to sit and listen to us talk. Yeah. Like you have given a lot of free content though, up to this point. Yeah. It's going to be weird, but I am excited. I just, like I said before, I hope that we don't have an argument before we go on stage. Because that would be, that would be terrible. I can't look at him. Can't look at him when we've had a fight? When you're working with your husband in that situation, so is there podcasts where it's just off the back of an argument? Yeah, we did the second, no, no, th..... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to, to, to, to to, to, to to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to the. I hope, the. I hope. Yeah, we did the second, no, the third one we ever did, we'd had a massive row, because Chris couldn't work out how to record it.

He'd lost all of the settings. And he's just, he was that close to the record, that it all went wrong. We were sat down ready to do it, and it just went wrong. And we were like, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the, th, th. th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, need to do it. We said we're doing it, we need to do it. And so we recorded a full episode. And I listened to it back after it had been edited. And I was like, that's, it's awful. We were horrible to each other. And there was just like an undercurrent of hate throughout the whole thing.

So we had to you. That's, that's the big moneymaker that episode, right? I was laughing at him like, oh, so funny, you're fucking break. Why do you think my wife is powered on hate? Lou is so much more, like, does more stuff in the house when I've done so wrong. So if I'll go out and get drunk and come home and I'm useless, I'm sitting around hungover all day, she will be the most productive, she's ever been, just to be like, look what I'm doing and look what you're not doing. And she's fueled on hate.

And it's amazing for the relationship actually. So sometimes it's good if I can't get drunk and annoy her. Because if her to do thought about that. I'm a bit like that actually passive aggressively cleaning the bathroom. Yeah, have you? You wonger. When you're both on tour who's going to have Robin or is he going to come with you? How's the child care going to work? We've organized it where he's going to come to a few of them because we've got a couple of them on a weekend, so I think we're in Manchester for a weekend. We're doing two, so he's going to be there with either my mom or Chris's parents. So yeah, we're just going to try and do it like that. But there's only, I don't even, I think there's 14 dates.

So it's not that big and it's spread over. It's like not every night. So we've we've deliberately we've deliberately we've deliberately we've deliberately we've we've deliberately we've we've we've deliberately we've we've deliberately we've deliberately we've we've deliberately we've deliberately we've kind of we've had to take that week we had to like schedule it so we didn't want to be away for him for that week yeah but yeah it's weird when it's together I don't want to miss your first week of school but we could do two arena shows you know further down the line you will be thankful that we did those shows we'll buy you a flat for when we'll do th I I I I I we'll th you th you th you the th you th you the th you the th you th you th th they they they'll they'll th they'll the they'll th th th they'll th th th th th th th th the they'll th they'll that the the they'll to to they they'll to to they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they'll they'll to they'll to to the the to the the the though to the the they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll they'll they'll they'll you a flat for when you're all there. We'll do Wendley twice and we'll get you a flat and that'll be yours. You may have a horrendous experience of school but you will be on the property ladder so what do you want Robin? It's your call. Did you, Rob? Because when I, we've got the same agent, when I was booking this tour, she was like, if there's any dates where you like want Rose and your daughter to come, then just let me know.

And I was like, I can't imagine anything less likely that I want on tour than to have my family sat in the dressing room throughout the show. Like that's the one bit of like stress-free sitting room is the reason I'm on tour. That's why I'm going in the dressing room is the reason I'm on tour. That's why I'm going in the first place. Do you still find Chris funny? Because I know Lou doesn't find me funny anymore. That's a fact. Do you know, when we do the podcast, I find them really funny.

When he's telling me a story that he's practicing to put in his set, I don't find him funny at all. How was it, if you, obviously, obviously, obviously, obviously, because, because, because, because, because, because, because, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because you, because, because you, because, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to, to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be their, his set I don't find him funny at all. How was it if you don't? Obviously you had to put your career on hold slightly because Chris's was sort of like you know Chris did they really well and then you had Robin and stuff so how have you found that because obviously you want to carry on performing or did you find it difficult to sort of put it on hold? Yeah it was well I was working in the radio for Capital, I was doing the drive-time show and I had Robin and then I went back to work when Robin was four months old and I was doing full time. And in radio it's that kind of job where you get the hours and they're like, right, well, we'll do the show, it was like four till seven and you come in at two o'clock and then you'll be home by half seven and I was like, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. thian. thian. thian. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I I's th. I I's th. I I's the the the the the the the the the th. I's the th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was doing th. I was doing th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thin. I was th. th. thin, well, th. I was th. th. the thin. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was like that's great that's fine but then when you work in this business it's like can you come in an

extra hour to do a video can you come in for this and then I was just there so much and after five months I think I was hormonal and I was just a bit miserable and Chris was like look you don't have to work like it's a bit of a nightmare with child care because he was on to the the the the he I he I he I he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's their he's he's their their their their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their so their is their is their is their is their is their is their is their their is their their their their is their is their is their is a their is a their is a their is a their their their their t. t. I t. I t. I was t. I was th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the their their their t tour and all this kind of stuff so I quit. Which I was buzzing about at the time but to be honest, full-time motherhood is, oh it's hard going like, it's really heavy going and I've got so much respect for people who do it for like longer than a year or so because it's so intense. Do you find, because you've been doing four years now of full-time motherhood until maybe like the last year you've kind thi,........, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to, to, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to working a lot. Do you find that that has really given you a nice break and a nice kind of

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I've got time with my children and it's wonderful. And I'm just kind of thinking that's amazing, but I've fucking done that. Yeah. And I'm ready for him to be a nursery, nursery every bastard day. Yeah, that's exactly. That felt as well because my oldest is the same age as yours. We've got four and a half year old and two and a half year old. And yeah, we just got the stage where both of them, we're in preschool three days a week and we're like, started in February. It was like, oh, this is great. We can have like lunchtime, to you can go off and do a bit more work. Lowe was applying for jobs and different. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to the the the the their, their, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, we, we, their, we, their, we, we, we, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. Wea, thi. We're, tho. We're, tho. We're, thoo. We're thoooo. We're, their, their, their, their, their, things like that, actually had more time and seeing a mate. And then like I say, all of a sudden,

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account of the day Robin lost his front teeth yeah. Betty did I bet he did I bet he did give you his wrong account of the day that Robin lost his teeth. What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What did he say? What? What the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day the day to say? Look up. Look up. Look to their to to say. Look up. Look up. Look up. Look up. Look up. Look up. Look up. Look to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. Look their. Look their. Look. Look. Look. Look. Look. Look. Look. Look. Look. their. their. their. their. their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the the the te. the the te. te. their their their their. their. their. their. ta. Oh, Betty did. Betty did. Betty did give you his wrong account of the day that Robin lost his teeth. What did he say? Just that you really went to pieces and he was heroic. No, he said, no. No, he did say you were heroic and he went to pieces, but it was the discussion before the bike ride, wasn't it, I think, Josh. He said that once the accident had happened you

absolutely owned the situation and he was a mess but he said that it was your decision for Robin to have one more go. I knew we'd do that. We, I can't, did he fully blare me? Yes. He said he even warned you because he went he going to take it Robin on a bike down a slope, and he went down a couple of times, and he nearly fell off and then Chris caught him, and then he said, let's not do this anymore. And then you said, give him one last go. And Chris said that he said, no, I don't think we should.

And you said, do it, well it kind of is right because that did kind of happen but in my defense he was the one who was taking him down the hill. I couldn't see because I was at the bottom probably on my phone not gonna lie. He was the one who was doing it and taking him down so he knew how fast he was going he could assess the danger of doing it and taking him down so he knew how fast he was going. He could assess the danger of the situation more than I could. So and I'm sorry but how spineless have you got to be for me to just go, no do it one more time and him to go, all right, I do it.

Even if you know it's dangerous that you're so scared to say no to you? He acts like he's terrified of us me me me me me me me. I I I to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. the the the to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to be. to, to, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. the th. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. thean. thean. thean. thean. to. thean. tr true. true. th th th th th th th th th th th th so scared to say no to you. He acts like he's terrified of us. I swear to God. Like, if that's so, and you know what annoyed me about that? I'm gonna have to have a word with them. Because when we wrote the book, that went in the book and we decided to take 50-50 responsibility for that incident. No. And I can't believe he's just tookededededededededededededededededededededed to ch ch ch ch chicked to chicked to chicked me to chicked me to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me to told me tooke to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me to me took me took. took. took. to be to to to to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to. to to to to to to to to. Okay, well that I thought that would be resolved but it sounds like it's just been opened up again. You've called, you've caused some a year. We've got to do a podcast later. You should, have you got a feature in your podcast? You should do that, like, Prime

Minister's questions where someone has to take the hot seat and just get countered, throwed at them with, we're back up with documents....... the documents.. to to to to to to to to to the documents, we've back, we've back, we're back, we're back, to to to to to to, to be back, we've back, we've back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, we're back, to, we're back, we're to be back, we're to be back, we're to be back, we're to be, we've to be, we've to, we've to, we've to, we've. to, we've. Wea, we've. We've. We've. We've. We've. We've... We're, we've... Yeah, we've. Yeah, to, to, to, to, to, to do. Yeah, to do. Yeah, to, to, to, to do. to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, have to. to. to. to, to. might work to be really. We might do something like that. Is Robin aware now, he's kind of four, do you think is he aware that you're doing a podcast in which he gets talked about? Like does he understand stuff like the fact that you're on Instagram and stuff like that? No, he doesn't really know. Although he started when I was doing an advert the other day and I had my camera out and he gets really excited. He's like you are you filming man and I'm like yeah so he got the stuff out the box and he was like film this and I went all right and he went hi everyone he started doing like some like a vlog and I was thinking oh god he's been watching it too much but um no we don't really he knows that we do a podcast and he knows that daddy it goes on stage and makes people laugh but other that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he the the the the the the the the he's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho tho tho tho tho tho. thooooooo. thooooo. thooo. thoo. the the the the the the the the a podcast yeah and he knows that daddy it goes on stage and makes people laugh but other than that he's got no idea like Chris was on the one show last week like I said and we were watching it and he's

just not faced at all yeah like he was just playing with his toys just like oh there's my dad on tell you like can you imagine being a kid and your dad was on tele like it would have blown our minds watching. I'd have been absolutely gutted. You're mortified enough but there's gonna come a point I suppose where because you're mortified about your parents when you're a kid when you get to a certain age what about 10 or something like that maybe a bit later so he'll start by getting excited about the one show and then in 10 years it'll be like oh no my dad's on the one show. Yeah, not again. What is he going to say? Well, I think the piano, Allison Hammond's son's a teenager,

and when we were doing the podcast of her, he could sort of overhear things that she was saying, and he was coming in, don't you, don't say that, and you're not the plastic deck. And you'll have to respect it, won't you? Like, it's a difficult thing, isn't it? Like, it's such really funny and like the stuff that he do. But when they're old enough to go like, no, I'm not happy with that.

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Do you have ground rules on what he's on social media for? Or like you say you're not when he's upset. Is there any other ground rules that you and Chris have agreed on or is it you just judge it each day? We just kind of judge it each day really. I do try to be quite honest on there but I'd just like to keep Robin a little, when he was a baby I was probably a lot more honest but I think babies are just like it's just a baby isn't. he's a little person, I've got to be a lot more aware of what might embarrass him in the future.

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And at the minute it works fine, but I don't know whether, if it was a everyday thing, you know, we'd probably be going presented a show to again, and just before the show starts, you say, did you book that holiday insurance for a holiday next week? No? Oh, hello, and welcome to this one. Did you mean you didn't? I'm supposed to have to be like so lovely to do each other, just not like have any arguments hanging over us. Everything's going to have to be really

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Yeah, it's just lush, like, yeah, buzzing from the cork. I think that's the best thing about lockdown. You know, generations always go, oh, it goes so quick. You'll miss it, you'll miss it, but I think we can say, we live we have we live we we we we, we live we, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we live, we th, we th, we, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, we th, we th, we th, we, we th, we, we th, we th, we, we th, we th, we, we, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, we th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, we had enough of them at that age. It's not gone too quick. When you look at time spent with both parents with a child, over the years and years of life, I don't think any generator has spent more time with toddlers than we have in this period. No, I've totally agree. I think no one can ever throw that back in our face when they go, oh, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, oh, oh, but, oh, oh, oh, oh, but, oh, oh, oh, the, oh, the, the, oh, the, the, the, the, oh, the, the, the, oh, the, oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, over, over, over, over, over, the, the, over, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thooo, thooo, thooooo, they. thooo. thoo, the, the, tha, oh but you miss it, you miss it, no, we had it all, we're enough. Had enough of it. So, yeah.

Like if this lockdown had happened like in the 50s or whatever and like the parenting roles were like they are then, do you think the dad's would have still been doing no parenting? Like, yeah. Because like they'd have been like, well I'm not going to work but I'm not going to work. to to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work to work their their, their, their, theirma. But but theirma that. Even with the pub shut, what would you do? I don't change your knacky. I'd rather sit here and smell that shit. I'm not going near it. I'm a given, it's 953. Get the kettle on.

You're lucky. You're lucky I'm out of bed. Have your kids been just eake' constantly just crisps and anything they fuck biscuits yeah they're just she had four breakfasts this morning my daughter so so she had half a peach like so she had four that sort of thing the queen would have two hundred years ago well I tell you what she helped unpack the cardo yesterday so she knows exactly what is in the house food wise it was actually huge mistake by us and then and then she had a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their daughter their daughter their daughter their daughter their daughter the their daughter their daughter the their daughter the the their daughter the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Ocardo yesterday. So she knows exactly what is in the house, food-wise. It was actually huge mistake by us. And then she had a, she asked for Wheatabix, which she then rejected because she wanted two Weta Bix and we only have one left.

And then she had, and so we've got crumpets, well we haven't anymore, right? But she doesn't like them toasted. Oh, so she, yeah, but she wanted a crumpet sandwich. So she had a raw crumpet jam sandwich. Can I ask a question? How are you buttering that crumpet sandwich? Are you doing the holes of the middle or the holes of the outside? The holes in the middle, the holes go in the middle of the crumpet sandwich. It looked so doughy. That's such a big bite. When she was eating it, she couldn't get her mouth around it, and then so she's kind of having to nibble at it to bring it in so she could take it.

It looked like the worst thing anyone's ever eaten, but she was almost making a point that that that. Then she had a dry English muffin, thuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Ten, thually dry, nothing on it. You're like Victorian Jed. Who's ordering crumpets and English muffins? My wife, I didn't order these. And then she had an egg. It was absolutely mad. What, just raw, cracked it in her mouth. She had an egg sandwich, which is two raw eggs either side of a crumpet. So is Robin just eating everything, Rosie?

Oh just everything, just absolutely everything like with a little bit of fruit hiding just to make us feel less guilty but. Just non-stop but then I just think well so am I like there's nothing else to do. So just I just crack on like all the rules. The thing is the rules have been out the window for so long that I'm like when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when when is when is when is when is when is just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to the the the to just the to just to just to just their.. to just to just just just just to to to to to to to to th. their their th. th. th. their their their their their their their their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to thi. to. to. thi. to. to. thi. thi. thi. thi. th., the thing is the rules have been out the window for so long that I'm like when is it just going to get back to normal? He's going to, he's going to shit himself because he's going to be like, I'm getting, there's boundaries again, like what's going on? What's going on? Got to have a bath every day again?

Yeah. Yeah. daughters they put on like, it's weird because they eat loads and then they start putting on weight and getting that sort of bent, like you know that sort of drunk man beer belly. And then a few months time they wake up about a foot taller and look like they're about to die as for malnutrition. But there's like they get that weird gross spurt where it goes from belly to nothing. You're like someone feed this kid. A hour earlier I was like I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I was like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like It's like, that gross spurt is like they've just been squeezed and they've just gone upwards. Mad! Yeah. Robin is so tall as well, and I have no idea how.

And it's a bit for Gary because he looks exactly like me and he's really tall and I'm like, promise you it just looks nothing like Chris at all. Yeah. Because if he's got like your personality of you two both very sort of like you know ggarious and charismatic and loud and if he's gonna be like three it's gonna be too much to take you it's just a huge huge guy just like hi oh god everyone will hear him like oh here he comes tall loud Robin. Hey yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah me. My mom and do what's Here he comes, that tall loud Robin. Just rounding down the corridor. Hey, yay, yay, yay. Me and Marvin and dad do a-

What's that? Oh shit. He'll be old enough. I'm sure he'll be on the podcast with you soon. Oh my goodness. He's been on a couple of times, to be honest. He's said a couple of things. up a really good song, Rudy Dudys in the night, so we recorded him doing that. So yeah, it's been on a few times and people have asked, I've had loads of things, people have to ask me

and Robin to do a podcast and I'm like, that would be horrific. But when he's old you could, because if you, if you, if you, if you, the podcast of you and costing the charts, yeah, because if you, if you, if to, if, if, if, if, to, to, to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to. to, I, I, to. to. to. to, to. to, I, I, I, I, I've, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to. to. to, to, to. to, to, to, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. of you and Robin was higher than the podcast of you and crossing the charts, it would be a dagger to his heart. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Oh hey, honestly. It's quite funny at the minute because obviously because these two are got canceled and at the minute if we hadn't had done the podcast in the book, you know, God knows what would have happened?

It's terrifying because it's just kind of being put on hold so I'm very much at the minute I'm like, what do you say? And he's like, thank you. You're welcome. Yeah, you're welcome. If you could, if you could, you should sort of, sage a fake divorce. Right, that's the plan. I'm going to... That's what I need to do. I did say you could, you should sort of stage a fake divorce and then you could be doing the podcast going for a divorce and that would be compelling wouldn't it?

Oh, I hate it. Like a showman's fake divorce. You never know. That's the next stage. You never know. You never know. Shagmarried divorced. talk to you. Thank you so much, lads. Have a lovely rest of the week. Cheers, see you later. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Rosie Ramsey. Oh, she was great. Absolutely brilliant. I love hearing the other side. I liked it when we do couples. It's a good one. It's good that, I, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that thooooooooooooooooo-l. thoooooooto create a list. Maybe like Ruth and Amon, Rochelle, Marvin Humes. Jason and beyond Kate and Rio Ferdinand, that would be a good one. Would you put Donald Trump if we got offered him? Yes? You would

not have Donald Trump on it? Immediately. I'd have King John Ill. Isn't that his dead dad? Isn't that his dead dad? Well, that's not his dead dad is dead that is dead that is dead that is dead that is, wouldn't it? They're dead dad. Better than that, in the pages, career. Danish Rodnach comes out to defend him. He never actually said he was dead. He just, it just wasn't around in pictures. What a booking Donald Trump would be for this? Malania Trump, I think. Oh, she would be a bagger. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if he's doing interviews, is he Andrew at the moment? No, but I've got a few follow-up questions from the last interview he did.

Yeah, to be fair, the FBI can't book him. I don't think we would get him. Um, but yes, Rosie Ramsey was superb. I know she was saying that she wasn't enjoying herself that much, but the positivity you get from both of those two people, it would be a lovely house to grow up in. Oh yeah, they're so excitable and happy. Even when her and Chris have got the ump or got the bit stressed, it never really comes out. I think that's why their podcast is listening to it. Also, their book comes out, I need to do a quick plug for this. You can buy their book. Comes out in September and is available for pre-order now, shagged, married, annoyed.

That's available online or from bookshops. That's not a pre-orders for that. No one thoo'n that goes goes goes goes goes goes goes goes goes goes th the book the book th th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. to. to. to. tho. to to to tho. their. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. their. their. thoooooooooooooo. th Waterstone's one of the Harry Potter's coming out. Oh my god. It's not a pre-orders for that. It's like Nebworth that was how was it for you? What which store talk me through it? Harry Potter released day at Waterstones owner here? Well it was a midnight opening. Oh, all the nerds out of Cloaks. Oh, all the nerds. Oh, then just like kicking out time at Yates's. They'll get absolutely pulverized. Also, there'll be like idiots joining the Q Piss to go and buy like Wayne Rune's autobiography or something.

I can't. Do you remember when it was released? People would like read the book really fast and stuff. I don't think we moved in the same circles, Josh at that same? I don't mean, do the the to finish the book. I don't think we moved in the same circles, Josh, at that same. No, I don't mean, I don't mean. Down in the parks in South East London, there went a lot of kids fast reading Harry Potter. Smalley cider and fingering that was happening down there.

Yeah, but they're doing any early opening in Newcastle Waterstones, I reckon, will have a midnight opening for the Ramses book, but it is out in September. Definitely admit, they're doing a book signing, that will be. Yeah, that'll be a hard day's night when they do a book signing in Newcastle. Right, so, thank you to Rosie. to Rosie. It's been an absolute pleasure. Thanks, Rosie. And we will be back on Friday. Make sure this on Friday and we'll see you then. Review, subscribe, goodbye.