Parenting Hell with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe - S01 EP30: "I carried a watermelon..."

Episode Date: August 7, 2020

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Hello, I'm Josh Riddickham. And I'm Robb. Welcome to Lockdown Parenting Hell. The show in which Rob and I discuss what it's like to be a parent during lockdown, which I would say can be a little tricky. So in an effort to make some kind of sense of the current situation. And to make me feel better about my increasingly terrible parenting skills. Each episode will be chatting to a famous parent about how well they're coping. Or hopefully not. And we will be hearing from you the listener with your tales of lockdown parenting woe. Because let's be honest, none of us know what we're doing.

We are recording. Oh, God, I need to people's voice thing, don't we? How's your week been, Josh? Welcome to lockdown parents in hell. That's got to be the start. Yeah, we're recording that. That should be the start. Let's just get straight into it. Let's just, we don't need a voice one today. I'll just get straight into my day.

I was thinking just then, this has shown how low my kind of life ambition is at the moment. So this is not part of my bad day. This is the one positive to come out of my day. Oh yeah. So, because I'm briefing call where they'll phone you up and they'll kind of tell you who else is on and like what games you might have to play, just like briefly give you an outline. Because obviously I haven't done TV in so long.

So I was quite excited about leaving East London. And he said, have you got any questions about the show? And I went, will I be able to have a Nando's? I'll be able to have a Nando's. I'll do that. How have you been? What did he say? And he was like, yeah, you can have a terrible few days.

took. Great. Yeah, I've been. How tooge. I don't do that. How have you been? You've had a terrible few days. You sound stress, but I've not heard about it. Oh no. That Jack Bauer. That would have gone, that would have really done well 15 years ago that reference. So it started.

I've lost my wallet. Oh no. But I've not made my piece with it yet. So I'm still at that stage where my cards are blocked but I haven't cancelled them. Temporary block while you look basically. Temporary block because I just don't believe that I've lost my wallet between so you know that deli. Yeah the food bank deli. Yeah they did some lovely stuff in that blue box by the door. Well there might be a wallet that fell in there actually have a look. So just between that and my th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho-I thi thi tho-I tho-I tho tho tho tho tho tho the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the the the the th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the to to to to to to to to to teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to to to to wallet that fell in there, actually, if you have a look. So just between that and my house, which is what, 20 yards? I can't have lost a wallet in that distance.

Oh, no. Did you put it in a plastic bag when you were coming back? It was in my pocket. It's not plastic bag, is it, we're after carrying it? No, no, no, exactly. Obviously, they'd have absolutely. their. they've, obviously. they'd they'd they'd, obviously. they'd they'd have, they'd their. their. their. they'd have, their. their. th. th. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. I. I'd have, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd. to. to. I'd. I'd. I'd. I'd. I. I. I. I'd. to. to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t lost my wallet and we've got overly used to my daughter waking up at a reasonable kind of 730 and then she did a 530 this morning. Oh it's a game changer. So I'd gone to bed at like half 12 so I've had only five hours. Mm-hmm. You know what's sad about this so be people listening to that going you jammy bastard. You have five hours all to yourself in a bed. But do you know what th th th th th to to th to to to to th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. tho. the the thoooooo. the the the thoooooooo. the thooooo bastard. You have five hours all to yourself in a bed.

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hot water do you need a loan? Are you okay? I don't know genuinely I just I need that Nandoz because I'm starving as well. Because I've been in that deli and if you're shopping in their regularly, you need to be on tele a lot. So, at Christmas our boiler broke, which was much worse because obviously it was freezing. And we didn't have hot water for four days from the Christmas night back to kind of 29th. Oh, that's awful. It was awful. And it was awful. And it. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And it was th. And it was the the the the the the the the th. And it was th. And it was the the the the the th. the the th. the the th. And if th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. And if you you th. And if you you th. And if you th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. And if you th. And if you th. And if you th. And if th. And if th. And if th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their from the Christmas night back to 29th. Oh, that's awful. It was awful.

And it was only fixed in the end by me doing one of those. Have you ever had to do a passive aggressive tweet where you act to the company in to get them to get their act together? Oh, no, I haven't, but I'm really looking forward to it one day. Yeah, and it really, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it Yeah and it really it does work I will admit it works but what's the point of you know getting that following if you can't exploit every now and again? Exactly. Don't you tell me anyone else wouldn't do the same it with a cold house? Exactly. You weren't like you was doing it for your Jimmy Choo's? No

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MISC on a little dashboard, Misk. But it said, hold the button down five seconds and it will reset and it did, but then obviously the hot water didn't come back on. So, um, called out a plumber and he looked at the boiler. So I'm going to send you a photo now now. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the mist. the mist. the the mist. Misk. Misk. Misked, they's just, but misk, but misk, they just, they just, misk, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, mis miss, mis mis mis. M, mis mis mis mis. M, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea. Miskea. Misk. Misk. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. Misked. M-a. and he looked at the boiler so I'm gonna send you a photo now of the boiler yeah see if you can spot the issue can I just double check are we um dad's in our 30s oh hang on I've got a picture of boiler in my inbox yes I am so I am so look like that's a boiler yeah oh that's a mouse on it there's a dead mouse on the top of it this has got a got a god out of the to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th so th is the the the the the the the the the th so th so th so the the the the the tho tho tho the tho tho. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is is is th is th is th is toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy toy the top of it. He's just got a go down in our Instagram, because we keep forgetting to put stuff up.

There's a tow hanging down. That's a dead mouse and he was like, well, that dead mouse is going to have chewed through some wires. And that's why he's dead. Do you think he thought was a fridge? That's what he was their was their was he have to call out pest people to fumigate the boiler before we can do any work on the boiler. I'm just, I'm so close to just buying a new building canary warthrob. Well that's a problem, you've got a beautiful Victorian period house and it is stunning but full of mice. Oh so I was old Josh. I've just said, I'm just, I've just say, to the bue. I'm, I, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to fum, to to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fu, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to fum, to to fum, to to to to to to to to to to to to to fu to fu to fu to fu to fu to fu to fu to fu to fu to fu to fu, to to to to to to fu, to to fu, to fu, the b to fu, to fu, the b to fu, to fu, the b the bo, to the bo, the bo, the bu the bu the bu the bu to fu, to fu, to fu, to fu, the point you've got a beautiful Victorian period house and it is stunning

but full of snails of mice. Oh so's old Josh I'm just saying if you do want to sell us house you've got a fucking shut up soon about it. God. You're not like 10 grand off for every fuck. So currently, I haven't heard from the fumigators. So they were made to call me today, we're currently as we're recording as 526, so I'm not hopeful. So still no hot water? Still no hot water. There's no way we're going to have it this evening.

Twenty-four hours ago I was annoyed we didn't have hot water, and now, the hot water is a step further away because I've got to get the boiler area fumigated. Oh, at least it went a rat. Yeah, exactly. That's a positive. So that has been my day. But do you know what? I'm having a Nandoz tomorrow. Yeah, you know what? You're having an anandos, you'd probably earn enough to buy a new boiler, and then you're back in the game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game game. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to on the on the on the house thing that we talked

about knickknacks last week because you'd come around to my house. Yeah and people followed my wife's nic-knack Instagram. Oh yeah. Nickknacks has been things around the house. Yeah, a little lovely knick-knacks and it is lovely, it's a lovely house. She posted up what must be the most dangerous thing I've ever seen in our house. I hadn't even clocked, which you've just commented how. It's like a glass cube containing some china. Again, this needs to go on to that we need to put, she's licked to all our followers, your wife.

Yeah, we'll redirect them. It's a glass coffee table with a gold tray, and on that's thra is is is is is is tha thole, thole, thole, thole, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's their, she's thi, thi, their. their. their. their. their. their, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's, tho, thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thin. thin. thin. thin. thin. thoooooooomoooo-a. tha. thaa. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-a. It's, tha. It's a glass coffee table with a gold sort of tray, and on that gold tray is five little saucers, absolutely no reason for those saucers to be there because no one was having a cup of tea that are like porceted it, and then a glass box cage with another sort of ceramic ornament that looks like the bottom half of a turtle and the top half of a unicorn, and it all looks instantly breakable. And why come your daughter that hasn't grabbed any of that? Well, I don't know, Rob. But astonishingly, modern technology, like a fucking water boiler, is the thing that's causing all the problems. I realize that, you know, in many ways, my life is blessed,

in other ways I'm currently waiting for the corner of my kitchen to be fumigated before I can even consider getting a plumber back to sort the hot water. And you wait as well, it will rain again and get cold, the snails have come out. They're going to chase you out of that house. I'm not going back to university to be your friend. I'm going so I can get Uber one for students. It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to 5% off smoothies and 5% Uber cash back on rides. Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever you think university is for. Get Uber one for students.

A membership to save on Uber and Uber eats. With deals this good, everyone wants to be a student. Join for just $4 499 a month. Savings may vary. Eligibility and member terms apply. How have you been? Considering your week, mine's been pretty plain sailing to be honest. I mean, I did have a very stressful number two in the toilet. Oh yeah, you were going to start to tell us about that. Well, you do get to a point where you can't have any moments alone. And I try to go for a poo. And I to go to go, to go, to go, to to to to to to the to the to to the to the to to to th, th, th, th to to to th to to to to to to to to to to be to be to be the their, to be to be too, too, too, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, toe, toe, too, too, too, too, too, too, tooome. tooome. too, too, toe. And their, their, their, tried to go for a poo and I've got quite good at doing them quickly now because I'm aware you have no time and as I was doing it I've got two children one came in and stripped off completely naked for no reason okay and then went out the other one come in and saw the other one was naked and I thought that looks like I'll have a bit of that so she come in and s' the toye to the toe I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho tho tho tho th th th so I'll th so I'll th so I'll that so I'll that so that so that so that so that so th so th so the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they I I toy toy toe and they they they tooe and theee and the an the an the an the an the an the an the an wee. So he did a wee in the potty, even though she's old enough to go the toilet.

And I said, go upstairs to the toilet upstairs. All right? Yeah. Then one came in carrying a whole watermelon. What? They had been cut up, a watermelon. From the fridge, I went, no, no, no, put it down. So she puts it on the floor of the toilet.

And obviously I'm stuck here. I can't start, you know, I need to. Can I ask what might be a graphic question, but I need to know? When one of them walks in, obviously, you're remaining seated. Yeah. But is the whole maneuver, the thanks. put on a kind of pause? Well, what had happened was I'd add a few beers and a curry the night before. So most of the most of the... You know what, this mouse situation isn't too bad after all? Most of the damage was done but I was still working on a few stubborn bits, so I was in no position to leave, however, if you walked into my house, you would have known that I'd just had a shit. Yeah.

That's the vibra, okay? So she comes in with a walk, man, and I went, no, no, put that down, because I don't want it in the bathroom, I don't at the toilet. I don't want her to carry it back in and drop it somewhere. So she puts it down, right? So she puts it down on the pot, on, on, on, on, on, the pot, the pot, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the pot, to, to, to, the, to, to, to, the, to, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the, the to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the tha. too. too. tooke. tooke. tooke. tooke. tooke. tooke, too, too, too, too, too, too, the the tha. And, that's got kind of bin. And I'm like, well, could I just wipe it? Will it not? Anyway, but it hasn't touched any wee bits on top of. Yeah. But also, they've got a strong old skin of watermelon, am I'm not at that point.

And so I'm not at that point. And I've eaten it. Anyway, they she's put that in there, right? And I went, no, no, leave it. And then, I don't know how, the two-year-old comes in with the biggest knife I've ever seen. All killed, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, a little, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm going to. I'm a, I. to, I. to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to. to, to, to, to. to, to. to, to. to. to, to, to, th. th. th. th. to. the to, th. th. th. th. th. I'll, I'll, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thr. thr. thr. to-I. to-I. too-I. too-I. too-I-I'll-I'm, too-I-I-I-I'll-I'll-I-I-I'm. I didn't think she could reach that far up but she found two steps that she got and then made a little ladder anyway so I've got that put that behind me right. This is all going on. Can I just ask a quick question? Yeah. Is your wife out at this stage? Where is out? Is the wife out of the shop? She's out? She's out right. She's gone to. She's gone the shops. She's gone the shops. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone the shop. She's gone th. She's gone. She's gone. She's th. She's gone th. She's gone. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's tho. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's gone. She's gone. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's th. She's to. She's to. She's to. She's to. She's toeeeee. She's tho. She's thoeee. She's thoe. She's the. She's the. She's toe and is coming in, going, I stubby sew, I stubby tow, can I have a plaster, can have a plaster? And then the other one comes in screaming, oh what a watermelon, and Daddy won't let me waterman. Both screaming, crying, like,

and I'm still in the middle of all this. And then the door goes, Lou comes in and goes, who's been a good girl t denim jackets from Sahara with like Disney characters on. I can't have them. Just give me five minutes. Oh wow. Oh it's horrendous. It's just like one after another. They what? They've been sitting watching tele for like 20 minutes. Why now? Why do that now? Well, I'm glad we're both in a good mood. Should we hear from some of our listeners, Rob? Yes, please. I've got a couple of sort emails about you, actually, Josh. Oh no. Things have taken a turn.

It's the lockdown parody mail bag. But it's actually emails and there's no bag. Okay, do you remember Luke the Puzzlemaster Smith, the guy that wrote in who started doing puzzles, his partner has emailed in with the subject, Luke the Puzzlemast's partner strikes back. Oh, okay. So if you remember, Luke was the person who did puzzles because he knew that his wife would make him do them so it was time on his own away from his kids. Yeah, he was a bit of the, like, loves rugby, a bit alpha maley, passive aggressive,

loves, loves muscles and puzzles. Yes, I am the partner of Luke the puzzle master Smith. Couple of points to make, firstly, entrapment. When I got with a rugby playing weight lifting engineer, I thought I'd hit the jackpot securing a man with brawn. I'm I'd th th th. Sorry. It's just the brawn he had lost since his sympathy pregnancy weight gain, but now I realize his brains have gone too as he is publicly admitted to his sneaky puzzling tricks on a podcast he knows I listened to. Oh you look. Luke! I mean I've learned the hard way with golf golf. I've really opened a Pandora's box. I'm having people come up to me at golf courses genuinely I'm going, what are you doing? What are you thinking?

What on earth you, yes, that is what we do, but don't tell them. Well this is the problem Luke's got. If he goes to any of his puzzle workshops, that's what's going to happen. Secondly. Also known as the Virgin Club. Can you explain what a jigsaw emergency is? I have sacrificed two full kitchen cupboards to the jigsaw collection as he insists they must be with an easy reach at any time in case of a puzzling emergency. I am not sure what this is and so far I've not had one. Not only can I not eat my breakfast and drink my whipped coffee, it's a lockdown thing like banana bread on my breakfast bar. But I must now store the coffee even further away from the

coffee machine to ensure the jigsaws are in a satisfactory position in the house. And lastly, why does a fully grown man insist on being referred to as the puzzle master? It's a rugby thing, isn't it? Yeah, it is a better than like a large arso or floppy cock. That's the kind of th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I I th. I I I I I th. I I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thr-in, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-s, thr-a-s,so or floppy cock. That's the kind of rugby, rugby names in it. Yeah, he insists on it at any time when the puzzle is in the process of being completed. Oh really, it has to be called that. He has to be called the puzzle master at any time. I think it's always good to get two sides of the story. Because we do here one side. So if your partner th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to ti. to to ti. toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. toeeeee. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. ti. Oh yes please. Feel free to get back to us with the other side of the story. Yeah and even if you're not a listener of the podcast, if you've sent something in, play this, play what we said to them and then they can reply. It's only fair I think in

healthy relationships that the other party gets a right of response. And I'm fully aware we've been doing this for three months now and neither of our partners have been invited on the podcast, but you know do as I say, not as I do. Exactly. Do you know what I've never thought of, but I think could be a good shout. If you're just like up to your wits end with kids, right and they go mental in the kitchen or whatever or like near the kitchen, you could, in your partners there, just smash a glass on Can you take them in there? Take him in that other room and I'll tidy up. Oh that is good. Do you think it's worth the money of the glass? Would you buy some cheap glasses? Like some really cheap glasses? Oh yeah, I'm talking about IKEA stuff, not Wedgwood.

Do you want another tip if golf, if you get, if you get banned from golf? Yeah. You the other tip? If you, if you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you th you th you th you th th th th th th th th th th th th thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi a magician gets thrown out the magic circle, you are so close to that, Rob. It's dangerous, isn't it? What's the other team? I just listened to episode 26 where Rob is rumbled for giving away the golf secrets. He asked if there's any other activities that give you the same kind of freedom. Without wanting to ruin another secret, I have one. Home brewing. For this to be most effective, you need to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the to be the the to be the the the to be the the to be to be the to be a to be a to be a to bea. the to be a to be a to bea. to beaugheoomomomb. to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to be a to bea to bea to bea to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. to bea. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoomfeoombea. thoombea. thea. thoomorrow. thoomorrow. thoooomorrow. tooomorrow. tooombuea. tooombuea. toeoe. toe. the to be most effective, you need to have a friend who does it at their place rather than your own. You can then say, I'm going to my friend's place to make home brew. When that's done, we'll share it together. This is why it's great. Oh, I'm sorry, the girls are banging. I'm just at work. I'll come in in a minute, okay? Can you try to the minute? Can you stop give you five minutes? I'm still doing a podcast. Yeah, I'll do, I'll help with bedtime, yeah, definitely. Look at this, look, I'm under pressure here, like can you help with bedtime? Press times, pressure on. You don't get Louis Hamilton's wife tapping her watch when he's on his last lap. Hurry up. up. to bed. the bedtime. the bedtime. the bedtime. the bedtime. to go the bedtime. the bedtime. the bedtime. to go go go go go go go go go go. the bedtime. the bedtime. the bedtime. the bedtime. the bed. the the the the the the to go the the the the the the their the their their tip. I've their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tip. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'll tip. tip. tip. I'll tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. time. time. time. time. time. time. tip. tip. tip. tip. I'll tip. I'll tip. I'll tip. I'll tip. I'll tip.'re on trap for the greatest finish of all time. What times bedtime start, Rob?

About six, I've got 20 minutes. I mean, if it was five to, I'd say if losing middle of work, I'd knock on the window a quarter past six to say, are you helping me bedtime or not? Yeah, I mean, but anyway, we'll have to sort that out. I mean, it's good to hear this life parenting in action, really, isn't it? Yeah, no, because anyone the doubts that you're a real parent, is these kind of things where people get the real insight into what we're actually like? Yeah, also, as well, I'm in the office, I've got my laptop out of a microphone, what's your thinne? What, what do you think I'm wanking if headphones on, talking to myself through a microphone. If anyone's gonna. Do you want to hear about home brewing?

Yes, please, home brewing. A brewday can take from three to eight hours depending on how you do it. There's very little work actually involved on brew day. Most of it is standing around waiting for liquid to heat up or cool. You can drink when doing it. In three to four weeks you will have drinkable beer. You can give some to your partner as a gift. Oh, I, it's all making sense now. Like, my, my father-in-law makes pickled onions. Oh, mate. And he will do like 15 jars and what he gets is he collects all the jars and he spends like a day washing out the jars, peeling off the old jam collects all the jars and he spends like a day washing out the jars, peeling off the old jam label and then pickling it.

Brisket, Americans do brisket, don't they? Slow cooker. Exactly. I need a slow burner in the garden that's charcoal, not gas. This one as well, it says you can go to beer festivals in name of research and places like Germany and Belgium. I mean, Rob, I'll be honest with you though, I can't be bothered to make home brew. Like I almost... It'll be disgusting as well. I don't want to drink my own beer, particularly with what kind of wildlife is on the edge of this house. I don't need to be doing that in the garden. You have not got fresh enough water to be brewing.

I'm getting hints of dead mice and snails. Yeah, that's right. It should be slundin. Um, should we have the salties? Oh, yes, please. Let's have a little bit salty stuff. I think you're going to get annoyed by a couple of these, by the way. Oh, no. Because you can get a bit frustrated, you can. Here we go. Hi, Rob and Josh. I'm a long-time listening to first-time emailer. I met Josh outside of Wangamamas in Tombridge Wales last summer. Yeah, I remember going to that Waggamamas. Josh was not the gig, just the Waggumumbers. The gig was, it was the night Liverpool, do you remember when they won 4-0-0, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, tho, th. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th..... I, th. I, th. I'm, thi, thi, thi, to-and, to-I'm, to-I me me, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-I me me, tho, to-I me me, to-I me, to-I0 down from the first time? And I walked off and I wanted them to win but it was a bittersweet moment.

Also Rob, and you'll know what this is like. It was one of those early previews that doesn't go very well and then your agent and your PR turn up in the dressing room having not told you they're there. And then you think this is the end the end the end the end th is th is the end th is th is th is think this is the end of my career? They're going to drop me. You think that's the end of it. That's it. There you go mate. That's that's enough from you. Get in a jungle or get dancing. Time which was a tough gig as well because everyone goes there. So they're used to some high quality. He's like Macintyre and Lee. Everyone's Anyway, he was doing a warm-up show, my wife, Marie, and I had tickets, but unfortunately Marie got really ill that day. It's quite extra, I'd have to know what's wrong with Marie. I don't know prior, but really all sounds quite interested.

I hope she's okay. So not well enough to attend. I mean, really ill implies something really i'll have to attend. I mean, really implied that I'd was not enough to send, I'm a massive Josh fan, and so we agreed that I'd rather return our tickets and get an alternative date than go on my own or with a friend at the last minute, okay? So he must have got his money back then. Do you get his money back?

I think half the audience did that night load of fans. To console myself, I headed to Wackabam was to get takeout dinner where I met Josh. In my excitement of spotting Josh, I almost crashed into him. I explained my sorry tale how I was his biggest fan, I'd argue Josh if he was your biggest fan he would have gone to Tunbridge Wells and a rescheduled date. Well, there you go because he'd enjoy the creative process. Yeah, do you mean if Richard Pryor was in thage. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd to go to go to go to go. I'd to go. I'd to go. I'd to go. I'd to go. I'd to go. I'd to go. I'd to go. I'd enjoy the creative process. Yeah do you know what I mean if Richard Pryor was in Tunbridge Wells and my wife was ill I'd go and then go again but yes. Some people do say you're the next Richard Pryor Josh. Very much dude. In style looks a lot. Anyway so my biggest fan I definitely wanted my first time seeing him live to be special occasion with Marie fair enough yeah but told him we we were going to rebuke the tour proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper proper. to to to to the to to to to to to to to the to to to to. to. to. to. to. I was. I was. I the the to to to to to go. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. I'm. to be. to. to. t. te. to. to. te. to. to. to. te. to. to. to. I was. I was. I was. I was. I'm. the. I. to be special occasion with Marie, fair enough, but told him we were going to rebuke the tour proper in Leicester close to the inlaws. Josh was, God I tell you what, he's given away a lot of info, I could, I

could steal his identity this geyser. Josh was so friendly and charming throughout even allowing a selfie. But that didn't stop me cycling home reflected. consider my town of woe good enough to merit some complimentary tickets to see him in Leicester. What? So I don't understand why he should get free tickets and also, you know, so we had a lovely conversation but I didn't pitch him that he should get some free tickets out of nowhere. He's had a photo with him. He's got his money back with the returns and he's rebooking for the rest close to his in-laws so he's re-hears and he he he's he he's he. he he's he. he. he. he. So he's rebook he. So he's rebook he's rebooking he's rebooking he's rebooking he's rebooking he's rebooking he's rebooking to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to the their. He. the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. He's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to I don't think you can call that salty That's salty for not giving you free tickets. Yeah, I mean I think if I was at that stage Leicester was a good few months away I'd have been really have to be worried about sales to be punting out free tickets in Tunbridge Wells particularly with how I thought the show was going at that point if he did go to Lester he had a much better evening than than than than than than than he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he th. th. they. th. th. th. th. th. th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. I'd th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. th. th. th is th is th is th is th is thi thi thi thi thi thi to thi to to to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Yeah tomorrow. Yeah, I think there should be a word for people that are too presumptuous for something that they call you salty.

Yes. You can't call someone salty for not offering, he'd even ask. No, no. If it's better offering free tickets, that's, we need a new word for that. So I rule that as unsalty. Good, good. Here we go. Hi Robert Josh, I recently, this is a salty Josh, this is. You sound really like you found this funny. I don't know, you're gonna hate it. You're gonna, before I think you've all found him a bit of a laugh. I think you're gonna take umbrage with this anyway. Hi Robert Josh, I recently started listening into the podcast and my ears pricked up the other day at the mention of people's sulty, the s salty, the s salty, the s salty, the sort, their, their, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's th, I's tho, I'm tho, I'm tho, I's thi, I'm tho, I'm tho, I'm thin, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th, you're th, you're th, you're th, you're th, you, I's, I's, I's, I's, I's, I th. I th, I th, I th. th, I th, I th. I th. I th, I th, I thin, I's thin, I's thin, you're thin, I'm toy, I'm tot, I'm tot, soo' sound, soo-s, soo-s, soa' sound, soo-s, soa' sound, I'm tot's toy's toy's not saltier sweet it's sort your unsalty okay arguably that's a better name I'll

judge it yeah is but it is much better but you know well we're not gonna take notes off this guy you've told me I'm already gonna be annoyed at I don't think any you know any of these are that bad because if someone had an awful experience of me I wouldn't then go and listen to their parenting podcom. Nuts. Yeah, exactly. I've got one in from Josh. Um, yeah, about eight years ago, with Josh was single, I met him. He fucked me and never called me back. Okay, let's put that in the sauncte. So if they really did like it, Josh, just tell yourself that. If I'd had a really bad experience with someone, like there's comedians who I actively dislike, and I'm sure there's comedians you actively dislike Rob.

Oh yeah, I can name him now, do you be to name him now? In case we need to book him. No, we know where they are. No, f-sh-he' you would be a good book, wouldn't he? I don't know if you would. He might have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have wouldn't actively go and listen to that part. Anyway, let's see what this guy's got to say. You're being quite defensive.

Late last year, my girlfriend got his tickets to the last leg recording, one of my favorite shows and from Taskmaster, Josh, one of my favorite comedians. We travelled down to London and decided to make a weekend of it. Okay, that's th. the th, these tickets are free, we should add as well, to be in the audience for last day. Just to say, as are all TV shows, it's not that we struggle. Oh, all TV shows are free. We felt very lucky and arrival as we were moved from the very back road to being sat just behind Adam. The comp pair came on and was fun, energetic and lively. Mark Over, excellent warm up. Soon Adam too appeared and did a longer than expected

back and forth fluff of the audience. You're bloody telling me, mate. I have to watch that every Friday. Yeah. Before long, it was time for the show to start. Alex and Josh told me, the the girl, told me, too, to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, the to me, the to me, the the the the the show to start. Alex and Josh arrived. Immediately, my girlfriend turned to me and whispered, wow, Josh looks really miserable, doesn't he? Liking Josh and given him the benefit of the doubt. Quickly, Kevin, in my eyes, is his thriller album. I defended him to her.

He's probably had a long day week, it's pretty cold outside, et cetera. Could this be when the the the the the the know. Was it- The law of average is something was wrong with my house. Well, the guest were Joe Lise and Daisy May Cooper? Yeah, I'll remember that. Well, yeah, I remember that show happening. Was you miserable that day? I might have been nervous. Yes, I'll defend you with this, Josh. You are very focused before shows and can sometimes get a little, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, and, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, to, to, and, to, to, and I's, and I's, to, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, thei, thei, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to-s.. to-a, to-s. to-s. to-a, to-s. the the to-s. to-s. the the to do because it's a tough show as well last day because it's all live, everything

you say immediately goes out to the world and you do talk about, you're not only being funny, you've got to talk about stuff that can be quite political or you know quite delicate stuff. Those guests would have been two people that I would have been delighted to have on the show. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes that I that I th th th th th th th th th th th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's that I that I that I th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. It th. It th. It th. th. the the th. the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their th. It's th. It's thi their thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's to to theeeeeea. It's thi. It's thi. It's thoooooo. It's thi. It's show. Exactly. That's not a... Yeah. And considering how homophobic you are, it's great that you welcome the Jo Lystitt of Open Arms. So the show that arrived of Joe Livestit at Datesway Cooper, they were introduced, both came across as bubbly and enthusiastic and Joe in particular is full of beans. As the show got to the break, the show got to the break, whilst Alex had an assistant of some sort bringing him a bottle of lager on a silver tray. This happened during the next break also.

And that's the way, you'd been told off for like looking at your phone where you could have been going through notes or checking things you said or the news and Alex has got away Scott Frey just a so many a bottle of lager? A bottom of lager a silver trailer at some sort of Randy Lord. Do you know what as well they've they've missed seen that because Alex has and this is far worse he has a glass of proseco in the break. Does he? Yeah it was not they said it was noticeable Josh was on his phone for good portions of the show. No. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to th. the to. to. to. to. to. I. I. I's. And, the the the the the the the to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, the the the to. And, the to. And, to. And, to. And, to. And, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, I, I, I, I, I's, I'm, to to to to to toge. And, to toe. And, toe. And, to to to to to to the show. You wouldn't be on your phone during the show. Not during the show. The only person who's ever done that on the last leg was Will I Am who got his phone out at one point.

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So, okay, that explains your time. So it's all fallen into play. It sounds a bit like these guys weren't paying attention to the show being recorded, am I right? Anyway, so that's why that explains it. At the end, Josh and Alex seem to to to to to to me other whilst Adam and Joe and the Combey continue to interact with the audience. Adam was especially humble and gave sincere thanks to everyone for braving the weather. So you like, fuck, where'd you do it?

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imagine COVID in December. Anyway, yeah, so... I shouldn't, anyone to criticize someone for not being actively humble. Imagine if like you were just in the... What do they want you to go over to this couple and go, oh you know, just I'm just yeah, thanks guys, I'm just a just a garner sofa trying his best, trying to bring like relief and a bit of, you know, some political barbs, you know, just trying guys, thanks. Is that what is what, their their their their their their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. they's thin. thin, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what they they're they're just they're just, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what they they's they's. What, what they's. What, what they's. What, what they's. What, what, what they's. What, what they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're their. What, what they're their. they're their. they're just, what, what, what, what, what, what, what do. they're their. their. they're just like, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what people want? Anyway, as we left my girlfriend had a full-on rant about Josh now miserable sort he had been throughout the show. By this point, I'd quite like to hear from Chris's partner about this. Because I think he may be egging this up for it to be read out. He had been throughout the show. By this point I had to agree, especially compared to Joe Lice it. He'd have come come come come come come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the. the the. the the the the the. the the the the. the the. the. the the th poorly. Judge, it's like a formal complaint.

I'm not going to lie to you. Joe Lyser is an absolute delight. Oh, also as well, Joe Lyset does this once every couple of months and he's almost definitely shit-faced. He also, he comes on, the guests come on after 25 minutes. He's all right. He's had a half a bottle of wine and he's got to do 20 minutes for a... He's loving life. That's why he's putting all the effort in. No one's mentioned Alex just sitting against shitfaced, being brought through bottles of Proseco, like it's a bottomless brunch.

So but though Josh is just really resonated. Now whenever Josh is on TV, my girlfriend rolls her as Dick, uh And stuff like that. Again, it's a real shame as you both really like Josh and Taskmaster, and I've really enjoyed its other work. Perhaps he was having a bad night. Anyway, I thought it was a word of the addition to the sorty-unsaulty cannon. I'd say that's the best addition them two free tickets to my tour show in Leicester. This is Chris also, thanks, Love the Show.

So he can't hate you that much, he's put Love the Show. P.S. saw Robert V Festival and Chilms for the few years ago and came across as a lovely chap, so definitely can confirm not salt seat whatsoever. Let's be very clear here, Rob. He didn't see, he only only hea, he the last leg is he was seeing the advert breaks. I'd say normally in the breaks of the last leg, I very rarely look at my phone. I think it was your delivery. It must have been that takeaway nightmare. Well, I'm not going to apologize for theat.

Don't, Josh. I'll stand by you on that. So you not apologize for that? And also, you know, you can't, your job is to do that TV show not to turn around and be humble. Well, I've mentioned that, how was the last thing? Josh didn't say anything. He wasn't funny, he had no reviews, but I tell you what, boy can he be humble? He ended by being so humble. Oh, it was so humble. I mean, it's a great salty email. Thank you for that. Genuinely, also, it's always good when you think about,

because you're worried that you've, and you've met someone in the street or something, and you've been salty. But when you've been salty just from a far by being on your phone, that's a huge achievement. Yeah, I mean I've been salty before, but actively. I can tell this story, I mean, I imagine some of my demographic that like me and have met me can't use email or would be on an absolute flood of salty tails. Once I was in Spain and I had my two kids, they were one and three at that point, a couple

years ago. And the littlest one has fallen asleep in my arms, right? And then I picked up the other one to walk back to the car. And as I've done that, I've picked them up and he broke up the toy and he went, oh, can have a picture? I the other, my daddy was there. And then I stood up to the church and then he gave me the current, and I went, no, I mean, one of me and my mate. And I went, go fuck yourself, you prick.

And then pick the girls up and went home. And I tell you what, I stand by that salt. Yeah, if anything, I want salty enough. I should have really eaten with it. Seasal. I'm proud of that and not ashamed of it, Josh. I think you should be. I think you should be. If you have any tales sold to your other rights, please do keep them coming. This is how you can get in toubent on all forums.

Email us, Hello at lockdown parents or Instagram lockdown underscore parenting and you can also send us stuff PO box 76748 London E99DW. Right Rob yes it's been an absolute pleasure I've enjoyed this I feel like we've got a lot of our chest, dead mice, watermelon toilets. Yeah snails again and we've got a crack in a tcracket for Tuesday Josh. I'm well. I'm well tha. I'm well excited. I'm well excited. I'm this. this. this. this. this. this. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho. to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. lockdown. Lock down. Locked. Locked. Locked. Locked tho. Locked time. lockdown. Locked time. lockdown. Locked. Locked. lockdown. Locked time. Locked time. Locked tho. Locked. tho. Locked. Locked. th. the the th. this. I feel like we've got a lot of our chest, dead mice, watermelon toilets, nails again. And we've got a crack in episode for Tuesday, Josh. I'm well excited. Who we got? We've only gone and got Jen Brista. Yes, please. She's a hilarious comedian, an author, mother of twin boys, ages of five, ages of both five. That's how twins work. Tank of mind. She's really funny, lovely lady. And it's thi thi it's thi it's thi it's thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thia. thia. thia. thia. And thia. And thia. And thia. And thia. And thia. And we've thia. And we've thi. And we've thi. And we've th. And we've th. And we've th. And we. And we've th. And we've th. And we've th. And th. And, and we've th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, tha. tha. tha. tha. tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a. And, tha. And, tha. And, that's how two tweens work. Tank of mind. Yeah, she's really funny, lovely lady, and it's a really, really interesting episode.

Brilliant. So yeah, enjoy. Thank you very much. We'll see them. Bye. Bye.